繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
你确定看了这个之后没有反应吗？ Are you sure this doesn't do anything for you?
人体解剖图册
天啊 我真性奋 Oh, my God, I am so turned on.
我不晓得 里面一定有派得上用场的 I don't know. There's got to be something in here.
这是人耳 The human ear.
这太蠢了 This is stupid.
青少年健康
这是必要的 是你说自己是女同志的 This is necessary. You said you were a lesbian.
天啊 小声点 你想怎样？毁了我吗？ Shh! Jesus, keep it down. What are you trying to do, ruin me?
当然不是 而且这里甚至没人 Of course I'm not. There's nobody even here, by the way.
有 不 我只是想帮你搞清楚 Is-- no. I'm trying to help you figure this out.
我说我 When I said I was...
我那时说我想我是 I think I might be a...
好吧 Okay.
你为什么会这样想？ And why do think that?
我不知道 很复杂 I don't know. It's complicated.
说实话 无意冒犯 但我不觉得你在这点能帮我什么忙 And honestly, no offense, but I don't see how you could possibly help me with this.
我当然可以 Sure, I could.
你跟女生约会过吗？ Do you date girls?
不 我没跟别人约会过 No, I don't date anyone.
你是我第一个亲的人 You're the first person I've even kissed.
太好了 Cool.
-那我是女生吗？-这太蠢了 -So, am I a girl? -This is really stupid.
不 才不会 No, it isn't.
亲别的 但我不是 ... Kiss other... And since I am not a...
你到底想说什么？ What is your point?
你讨厌吗？ Did you hate it...
我们接吻的时候 when we kissed?
不 我不讨厌 No, I didn't hate it.
还不错 It was nice.
看到没？我们已经有进展啦 See? We're making progress already.
来看看这本吧 Let's check out this one.
性倾向 一段未被碰触的历史
人类性倾向 找到答案了 Human sexuality, the answers.
这里有测验 Oh, there's a test in here.
好了 你要答应我不能说谎 不然就没有用了 All right, you have to promise to be totally honest, or it won't work.
-好 -好的 -Okay. -Alright.
"第一题 你有没有幻想过 "Question one: Have you fantasized about sexual conduct
跟同性之间的性行为？" with a member of the same sex?"
有 Yes.
"第二题 你有没有幻想过 "Question two: Have you fantasized about sexual conduct
跟异性之间的性行为？" with a member of the opposite sex?"
别思考 快点回答 Don't think, just answer.
我想应该有吧 I mean, I guess so.
实验对象给予肯定回答 好 Subject responds in the affirmative. Okay.
"第三题 如果没跟男性或女性 进行性行为就死去 "Question three: Would you be happy dying without having experimented sexually
-你是否会觉得不满足？" -等等 死？为什么而死？ -with both men"-- -Wait, dying? Of what?
我不知道 没有写 跳过这一题吧 I don't know. Doesn't say. We can skip that one.
"第四题 你有没有因为同性色情影片 "Question four: Are you aroused by pornography
而感到性奋过？" featuring members of the same sex?"
我怎么知道？我没看过色情影片 How should I know? I've never watched a porno.
真的吗？第四台也没看过？ Really? Not even Cinemax?
我们家没有有线电视 We don't have cable.
天啊 真糟糕 Wow, that sucks.
"第五题 是或否 "Question five: True or false.
我是否愿意参加杂交派对 The gender composition of any orgy
性别的构成是我考量的最主要因素" is the most important factor in my decision to participate."
-我又不会去参加 -是或否 -I wouldn't participate. -True or false.
否吧？ False?
分数表 来看看 Scoring guide, let's see.
上面写什么？ What's it say?
你是"有异性恋倾向的同性恋" Well, you are "homosexual with heterosexual tendencies."
"异性恋倾向" "Heterosexual tendencies."
就是我啊 That's me.
我是你的异性恋倾向 I'm your heterosexual tendency.
不 不可能 我有两题都没回答出来 No. That can't be right. I didn't even answer two of the questions.
自己看吧 See for yourself.
不管怎样 你跟我在一起比较好 Either way, you're probably better off with me.
这是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
你不会希望别人觉得你是 Well, you don't want people thinking you're a...
只要你跟我在一起 他们就不会这样想 If you're with me, they won't.
又不是说我就会爱上你 It's not like I'm gonna fall in love with you or anything.
-如果真是这样 我会让你知道 -像是用暗号？ -Even if I did, I'd give you a signal. -What, like a code word?
对 没错 就像 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, uh...
蛞蝓大百科
香蕉蛞蝓 ...banana slug.
香蕉蛞蝓？ Banana slug?
如果我发现自己爱上你了 If I find myself falling in love with you,
我会大喊 "香蕉蛞蝓" 你就可以赶快跟我分手 I'll yell "banana slug," and you can head for the hills.
别担心 一切都会很顺利的 But don't worry, everything's gonna work out great.
诸事不顺 第一季 第五集
申请参加今年科展的期限是这周四 The deadline for entry into this year's Science Fair is on Thursday.
我个人蛮想要证明 宇宙大爆炸不仅仅是一项理论 Personally, I intend to prove that the Big Bang is much more than just a theory.
提醒各位 波林高中第一部电影的试镜会 Reminder: auditions for Boring High School's first ever movie,
由路克欧尼尔执导的 一部科幻爱情故事 a sci-fi love story directed by Luke O'Neil,
今天放学后将在视听教室举行 will be held today after school in the A/V room.
请记得带上一段独白 祝各位地球人好运 Be sure to bring a monologue and break a leg, Earthlings.
-洁西卡贝兹 -干嘛？ -Hey, Jessica Betts. -What?
你会去参加电影试镜吗？ Are you auditioning for the movie?
-会 -那我也要去 -Yes. -Then so shall I.
-你真的不用帮我拿包包 -不 没关系 我喜欢 -You really don't have to carry my bag. -No, really it's fine. I like it.
真是个小野洋子 Yoko.
让我拿吧 路克 你真的不用 Oh, let me get that. Luke, you really don't have--
真傻 这是男友的责任 This is silly. It's a boyfriend's duty.
-我可以陪你走去教室吗？-就在走廊另一边 -Can I walk you to class? -It's across the hall.
真好 很方便啊 Oh, nice. Convenient.
路克 你不用这样做 你知道的 Luke, you don't have to do this, you know.
不 但我想 No, but I want to.
我 你不想吗？ I-- Don't you?
你们两个 Hey, you two.
-波林高中最可爱的校对还好吗？-爸 -How's the cutest couple at Boring High? -Dad.
-很好 谢谢你的关心 -我在想 -Great, thanks for asking. -Hey, I was just thinking--
-我们该去上课了 -但事实上 这很重要 -We should probably get to class. -Well, this is important, actually.
我认为我应该更深入了解 凯特的第一个男朋友 I was thinking, I'd like to get to know Kate's first boyfriend a little better.
路克 周五晚上来我们家用餐好吗？ Luke, how about dinner Friday night?
我很乐意 I'd love to.
-事实上这样很好 因为我妈妈不在家 -我知道 -That'd be great. My mom's out of town. -I know.
我是说我不知道 我怎么会知道呢？ I mean, I don't know. How would I know that?
总之就周五了 约7点好吗？ So Friday it is. Shall we say seven?
我们一起 三 二 一 Let's. Three, two, one...
7点 Seven!
太好了 Yeah.
电影试镜
好了 我想都准备好了 All right, I think we're ready.
请他们进来吧 麦奎德 Let's bring them in, McQuaid.
天啊 Oh.
你在干嘛？ Um, what are you doing?
我不用试镜 伊曼琳也不用 I don't audition. Neither does Emaline.
你们不试镜的话 我要怎么帮你们选角？ How am I supposed to cast you if you don't audition?
-哪个角色台词最多？-波洛格和札琴达 -Which part has the most lines? -Blorg and Zarginda.
太好了 请他们进来 麦奎德 Great, bring 'em in, McQuaid.
"带我回到我在山上的坟墓 Take me back up the hill to my grave.
再见了 世界" Goodbye, world!
"你想听真相？ You want the truth?
你没办法承受真相" You can't handle the truth!
"《以西结书》第25章第17节 Ezekiel 25:17...
人间的正道 是被来自周遭的邪恶的自私 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
所包围出来的一条路" by the inequities of the selfish.
"朋友们 诸位罗马人 诸位公民 请你们听我一言" Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
"多年之后 比尔 你是否愿意 Many years from now, would you, Bill, be willing to trade
拿所有日子交换这个机会？ all the days from this day to that for one chance?
就一个机会" One chance.
"我将狠狠打败你" And I will strike down upon thee--
"再见 格佛角和爸爸 妈妈" Goodbye, Grover's Corners and Mama and Papa.
"我发布了红色警戒吗？" Did I order the code red?
"我将怀着巨大的仇恨 和极致的愤怒" With great vengeance and furious anger.
"该死的 我当然发布了" You're goddamn right I did!
"我是来埋葬凯萨 而不是来称颂他的" I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
"你会知道我的名字就是耶和华" And you will know my name is the Lord!
"世上有任何人活着时 就真正了解生命的真理吗？" Do any human beings truly realize life while they live it?
"他们也许能夺走我们的生命 They may take our lives.
-但他们绝对夺不走我们的自由" -下一个 -They will never take our freedom! -Next.
好了 泰勒包温来了 你有什么本事 兄弟？ All right, Tyler Bowen in the house! What you got for us, man?
我没有准备什么场景来演 Well, well, I don't have a scene, exactly.
但是我记得一支广告 Um, but I memorized a commercial.
我口条不是很好 你也知道 I'm not the best reader, as you know.
抱歉 泰勒 只是 我们都要念一段场景 Sorry, Tyler, it's just we kinda need to see a scene.
谁说的？ Says who?
上吧 王牌 让我们大开眼界吧 Go on, Ace, wow us.
你有湿疹 牛皮癣 或者抓痒抓到皮屑满天飞吗？ Do you suffer from eczema, psoriasis or just itchy-flaky skin?
那就停下你手边的动作 好好听我说话 Then stop what you're doing and listen to this!
让你又干又粗的皮肤成为历史 Make your scaly epidermis a thing of the past
请用这条由美国食品药物局认证 完美无瑕的乳霜 with the new FDA-approved Immaculate-Max skin cream.
跟长袖说再见 快乐迎接阳光吧 Say goodbye to long sleeves and hello, sunshine.
担任皮肤保养专家多年 In all my years as a skin care specialist,
我从没见过这么便宜又好用的商品 I've never been impressed by a product this cheap.
真是有如奇迹般的乳霜 It's a miracle cream.
连老天都会说好用的奇迹乳霜 It's an honest-to-God miracle cream.
雪莉欧尼尔
你好 这里是雪莉 Hello, you've reached Sherry...
和路克的家 ...and Luke.
我们现在没空 请留下消息 我们会回电给你 We're not available at the moment. Leave a message and we'll call you back.
对吧？对 如果我们开心的话 Right? Right. If we feel like it.
而我们会很开心的 除非你是怪咖 Which we will. Unless you're a weirdo.
祝你有美好的一天 Have a great day!
你好 这里是雪莉 Hello, you've reached Sherry...
和路克的家 ...and Luke.
我们现在没空 请留下消息 我们会回电给你 We're not available at the moment. Leave a message and we'll call you back.
出演名单
我是二号外星人 I'm Alien Number Two.
借过 抱歉 该我看了 Excuse me, sorry, my turn.
-"札金打"是什么鬼？-札琴达 你念错了 -What the hell's a "Zarginda"? -Zarginda... "ginda."
-那角色很好 是女主角 -是吗？ -It's a good part. The female lead. -Oh, yeah?
她穿怎样的衣服？ What's she wear?
我女友 凯特负责服装 Kate my girlfriend is actually in charge of the costumes.
那个穿宽牛仔裤和上衣的女孩？ Miss baggy jeans and T-shirt?
不 我可不想 No, no, I don't think so.
你男友路克说你负责电影服装 Your boyfriend says you're doing costumes for the movie,
说实话我不知道该作何感想 and honestly, I don't know how I feel about that.
是吗？ I am?
我是说 对啊 没错 I mean, yeah, I am.
对 我们还没讨论过细节 Yep, um, we haven't really discussed the details yet.
我不会让你把我打扮得像个书呆子 好吗？ I'm not letting you dress me like a dork, okay?
好 没问题 知道了 Um, yeah, o-okay. Got it.
你现在要干嘛？ What are you doing right now?
或许外星人可以参加迪斯可之夜 那我就穿这件 Maybe the aliens can go to a disco night, and I wear this.
我们应该要等到剧本出来 We should probably wait to see what the script says.
我要试穿 I'm trying it on.
好 既然你有男友了 So, now that you have a boyfriend,
我想你的衣柜 应该也准备大翻新了吧？ I'm assuming a new wardrobe is on the agenda?
为什么？ Why?
这样想好了 上周你还只是麦斯纳校长的小孩 Think of it this way, last week you were just Principal Messner's kid.
根本没办法交到男友 Completely undateable.
但现在你跟路克在一起 我想所有男生都会想 Now that you're with Luke, I bet all the guys are like,
"也许我也能办到 "Maybe I could hit that.
也许我该这样做" Maybe I should."
你要进来吗？ Are you coming in?
那我该穿怎么样的衣服？ Um, so, how should I dress, then?
全世界都会根据你的外表 评断你是谁 你想要什么 Your appearance tells the world who you are and what you want.
至于我的话 就是让男的硬起来 Speaking for myself, the goal is boners.
好恶心 Gross.
如果男生光看到我就硬了 我就赢了 If I can make a guy hard just by looking at me, I win.
这就是力量 That's power.
那或许我不需要男生因为我而硬 而感到开心 Well, maybe I don't need guys getting boners about me just to be happy.
我好讨厌大胸部 穿什么都不好看 Ugh, I hate having big boobs. Everything just falls off of me.
来 穿穿看 你没有胸部 穿起来会很好看 Here, try it on. You have no tits, it'll look great on you.
天啊 多谢了 Gee, thanks.
不 我是用称赞的语气说的 No, I meant that as a compliment.
你又瘦又高 真讨厌 You're so skinny and tall. I hate it.
来吧 Come on.
来 Here.
少了点什么 Something's missing.
我知道了 I got it.
看到没？你看起来好辣 See? You look hot.
-不 才没有 -有 很辣 -No, I don't. -Yes, you do.
我就会硬 I'd bone ya.
不管怎样 人们都有怪异之处 Either way, people are weird.
关键是要找到跟你一样怪的人 The key is finding the weird that goes with your weird.
能配上你樱桃的干酪 The cheese for your cherry.
我那时候带雪莉去看《闪亮的马鞍》 Like when I took Sherry to Blazing Saddles.
要知道那部电影不是人人都喜欢 Now that movie is not for everybody.
当蒙戈揍那只马的时候 When Mongo punched the horse,
亲爱的雪莉笑得不可自拔 Sherry baby laughed so hard,
甚至连汽水都从鼻子喷到地板上 soda came out of her nose onto the floor.
我发誓我还赔了4美元 I lost four bucks worth of concessions.
有些人可能会说这是个糟糕的约会 Some people, they might say that's a bad date,
但对我来说 but for me...
没有比这更好的约会了 it doesn't get any better.
我该怎么称呼你？ What do I call you, huh?
麦斯纳校长 Principal Messner.
麦斯纳先生 Mr. Messner.
肯麦斯纳 麦斯纳校长 麦斯纳先生 爸 Ken Messner. Principal Messner. Mr. Messner. Dad.
-你好 麦斯纳先生 -路克 快进来 小兄弟 -Hey, Mr. Messner. -Luke. Come on in, pal.
谢谢你 基本上我还在想 Thank you. I'm still trying to decide
要去读纽约或是洛杉矶的电影学校 if I want to go to film school in New York or Los Angeles.
这可能取决于凯特想要去哪一间 That might be dictated by wherever Kate decides to go.
如果我们还能待在一起是好事 It'd be nice if we were in the same area,
但如果说有谁能熬过远距离恋爱 but, hey, if anybody's gonna survive a long distance relationship,
我一定会赌我和凯特 因为她就是配我樱桃的干酪 I'd put my money on me and Kate, 'cause she's the cheese for my cherry.
抱歉 什么？ I'm sorry, the what?
天啊 Wow.
-怎样？-这洋装真好看 -What? -What a lovely dress.
你看起来很美 You look amazing.
好了 爸 不要再盯着我看了 Okay, Dad, you can stop staring now.
-抱歉 -好 -Sorry. -Uh, yeah.
-好吧 -我 我不知道 -All right. -I was, I don't know.
-谢谢你们 -我在 我 我才没盯着看 -Thank you. -I was doning... I was, I wasn't staring.
希望你别介意 I hope you don't mind.
凯特应该说过了 我厨艺不是很好 I'm not much of a chef, as Kate will tell you.
不 没关系 我喜欢中式餐点 No, it's no problem. I love Chinese food.
所以 路克 So, Luke.
-你妈妈还好吗？-很好 -How's your mom? -Good.
她明天从法兰克福之类的地方回来 She's coming back from Frankfurt or something like that tomorrow.
-法兰克福 -对 -Frankfurt. -Yeah.
很好 很棒 Good. Gut.
对了 说到你妈妈 You know, s-speaking of your mom,
我之前跟她见面时 记得你们两个关系很好 when I met her, I got the impression you two were very close.
对 觉得我们是一国的 Yeah. We kinda have to be. It's like a team.
我们也感同身受 对吧 亲爱的？ Well, we understand that. Right, sweetie?
抱歉 洋装让我好痒 Sorry. The dress, it's itchy.
所以 你们那一国有出现其他人吗？ So, is there ever a third member of this team?
别人？其他人？ Someone, anyone?
-没 -没？ -Nah. -Nah?
"没"是什么意思？梅佳海德皮革？ What's "nah"? Naugahyde?
我只是在开玩笑 I'm just joking.
所以她人生中没出现过其他男性？ So, no man in her life at all?
爸 你表现得很怪 Dad, you're being weird.
-才没有 -不 没关系 我妈妈男人缘很好 -No, I'm not. -No, it's okay. Guys love my mom.
-是吗？-对 -They do? -Yeah.
-哪种男性？-爸 -What kind of guys? -Dad.
把木须肉传过来 Pass the moo shu.
好 Okay.
我想敬一杯 I'd like to make a toast.
敬我女友 凯特 还有她慷慨的父亲 麦斯纳先生 To my girlfriend Kate and her generous father Mr. Messner.
我希望以后 还有更多外带中式餐点的晚餐 Here's to what I hope is many more Chinese takeout dinners.
敬大家 Cheers.
你知道吗 凯特？ You know what, Kate?
我觉得你男友很不错 I think your guy's pretty cool.
我又要让你不好意思了 I'm about to embarrass you.
凯特离开乐团后 有段黑暗时期 After Kate quit band, there was a dark period.
我认为在你们这个年纪 You know, but I think a little boy-girl compassion
有些小男生和小女生的同理心及陪伴 是非常好的事情 and companionship is a very good thing for you at this stage of your lives.
身为人类 我们都渴望陪伴 As human beings, we crave companionship,
所以 and uh...
你参加过乐团？ You were in band?
-很短暂的时间 -她只是谦虚 -Briefly. -She's being modest.
-你可以表演一下吗？-不可以 -Can you play something? -No.
拜托？ Please?
-别人拒绝时你听不懂吗？-别这样 拜托你 -What don't you understand about no? -Come on, pretty please.
钢琴很久没调音了 应该不好听了 The piano's probably out of tune. It won't sound good.
-我不介意 -亲爱的 怎么不弹？ -I don't mind. -Why don't you?
反正只有我们 I mean, it's just us.
只有我们 Just us.
你们真的很烦 一首曲子就好 之后就不弹了 You guys are annoying, but one song and then never again.
好 Okay.
你要弹你妈妈的曲子吗？ You gonna play your mom's song?
可以吗？ Is that okay?
不准笑 And no laughing.
昨晚她帮我整理起飞前的行李 She packed my bags last night Pre-flight
关键时间 Zero hour
是早上9点 Nine a.m.
等到那时候我将会高飞 And I'm gonna be high
像个风筝一样 As a kite by then
我好想念地球 I miss the Earth so much
我想念我妻子 I miss my wife
这无尽的航行中 It's lonely out in space
身在太空是如此孤独 On such a timeless flight
我想一定会花很长一段时间 And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
你好 这里是雪莉 和路克的家 Hello. You've reached Sherry and Luke.
我们现在没空 请留下消息 我们会回电 We're not available, leave a message and we'll call right...
你好？ Hello.
你好？ Hello?
你好 Hi. Hello.
我没想到 我以为你在法兰克福 I didn't think... I thought you were in Frankfurt.
抱歉 但你是哪位？ Sorry, but, who is this?
我是肯 我 很抱歉 我没想到你会在家 It's Ken. I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd be home.
肯 你好啊 Ken! Hey!
我在家啊 I am, I'm home.
我的那班飞机比较早 I got an early flight.
太好了 Great.
路克在我们家用餐 怕你担心 Luke's over having dinner in case you were worried.
那很好 Oh, great. Um...
抱歉 如果路克在那里 你又以为我不在家 I'm sorry, if Luke's over there and you thought I wasn't home,
那你为什么要打来？ why are you calling?
你知道 那天晚上跟你在一起 我真的过得很开心 You know, I had the best time with you the other night.
真的很好玩 That was really fun.
我当时应该就说出口的 And, uh, I sh-- I should have said this then.
我喜欢你 雪莉 I like you, Sherry.
我真的很想再见到你 And I'd really like to see you again.
越快越好 Very soon.
你想要什么时候？ When were you thinking?
我是火箭人 I'm a Rocket Man
火箭人 在太空中独自燃烧保险丝 Rocket Man Burning out his fuse up here alone
我想一定会花很长一段时间 And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
香蕉蛞蝓 Banana slug.
字幕翻译：简宥箴