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Hello and welcome all to our first episode of Ding Dong News
, the channel that will inform you about all the actuality
on our Minecraft world. And after this non-financed advertisement
no for real the news
Last night, Mario's greenhouse was invaded and robbed
Today is held a protest in the villager's ballistic center
Psychologist Doris presents the results of her work with Creepers
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Last night Mario's, the creator of the best mushroom
"soups", got his greenhouse invaded and still is in risk of being convicted
Last night a stranger that was passing next to Mario's greenhouse
being already slightly drunk, tried to force enter, striking the glass
however not succeeding, used a demolition machine
that was nearby. With the machine, the stranger teared down two glasses
, entering through them. He grabbed a few mushrooms to make a joint
and smoked it right there. The suspect is now charged with illegal drugs
consume and private propriety invasion and damage
Mário himself is now charged with physical assault
but allegedly was in self-defense. After being assaulted
the invader was rushed to the hospital with a black eye, four broken teeth
from which three had to be pulled out
The psychologist Doris
who has been working intensively for a month with Creepers
tells us about the results. We go now live
to her office where our reporter Sidney.
Hi! We're here with psychologist Doris
and with her patient Creeper. Doris
, tell us about your work with this creeper!
Creepers, like should be everyone's knowledge
are very fragile beings, that get angry very easily. Harvey came to me
me after all his family died, all victims of heart attack, and worried about the same happening to him
he came to my office so that he could become a quieter creeper
We started working right away and I started by asking him to tell me how he
and talk about himself Sidney: We're now
I'm sorry, watching unseen footage with Harvey Doris: As i was saying, he
told me about himself
we talked about his soft spots, what hurt him, his worries
and as you can see in the footage, we went to the limit
we tested stress situations, pressure, everything
and today we have a creeper completely calm, whom nothing makes him blow up
and to prove it, I invited my nephew to be here today, so that you can see that
Harvey is a new creeper
Sidney: Is it safe? Doris: Of course it is!
are you okay ?
Yeah Sidney: Police!!!
DDC
Is that you John???
Hi buddy
What's up cousin, how are you,
is everything okay? Jonh: Yeah, look
I've got to finish this. Buddy: Oooh, don't worry
go ahead, send kisses to your mother, how is she?
I will, she's fine thank you, bye
And uncle?
He's fine too Buddy: And how's cousin?
Jonh: He's fine too Buddy: And grandpa?
I haven't seen him in years!
He's also fine...
(could you please cut the transmission?) Everyone is fine!!! Can I finish?
Yeah, go ahead
finally! Buddy: but I'll don't forget
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The user's syndicate summoned today a protest against the
high villager's prices. We now go live to the site
Beverly, who's the situation there?
Hi John, I didn't hear your question, but I suppose that you asked me if I am all wet
for being talk to you, yes I am, but that's not what brought me here
. I'm here today because of the protest summoned by the minecraft user's syndicate
that are here protesting against the villager's
prices. With us, we have Brick. Brick, why are you here today?
Because I was promised a diamond!
But don't you think that that's too much just for being here only half an hour making noise?
Yeah...Wesley, come here!
We have also the syndicate representative, why this protest?
'Cause we're sick of the villagers' prices, and it reach a point that's absolutely unbelievable
you know what we have to mine to get an emerald???
So that after we are asked a lot just to buy a freaking armor?
This has reached a unthinkable point...
And how do you explain why many of the people that are here say
that they are getting a diamond for being here?
Hum? What? I don't know anything
I've got to go, it was a pleasure!
Well, we've got with us to finish Dolly, Dolly why are you here today?
-.-
iWell John, it was the possible interview, now back to the studio, and text me when you're done
Perhaps you'll get lucky Beverly.
We've got with us here in the studio our analyst Craiy
Craiy what do you have to say about this situation?
I think it's very good!
Jonh: Just that? Craiy: Yeah
Jonh: But Craiy: I think that's very good that the prices are like that.
And even better, I think that the prices are too low, they should be higher!!!
But like we were hearing it's very hard to find an emerald
and they are required for everything... I myself start having trouble!
Look, go fu"* yourself my great son of a bit"*!!!
It's hard for you? And to us jackass? Do you know how hard is to pay the carpenters
to fix us the fu%&#"g doors, that are destroyed by those mother fu%&#"g zombies?
The prices should even go higher! Every night, EVERY NIGHT someone is attacked!!!
Jonh: Graiy? Graiy: Shut up asshole, I'm fu%&#"g talking
Jonh: But Graiy: Here's a warning for everyone
Jonh: Take this man from here please... Graiy: if you start complaining about the prices we'll raise
them even more, you shut up and carry on fu*%$#s, sons of a b$#%h!!!
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