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Expresso Cafe
Taxi! 出租车!
Excuse me, do you have a light? 不好意思 能借个火吗?
And an extra cigarette? 再给根烟?
Thanks. 多谢
There's nothing like a morning cigarette. 没什么比早上吸烟更享受的事了
Coffee and cigarette. 咖啡和香烟
You wouldn't believe this dream I had. 你不会相信 我曾做过这样一个梦
I dreamt I was back home with the missus, 我梦见和老伴一同回家
and I'm sitting in the kitchen next to her... 在厨房 我端坐在她身旁...
Taxi! 出粗车!
drinking my coffee, 喝着咖啡
smoking a cigarette. 抽着烟
And the missus says, 老伴说
"Bunny, why don't you stay home from work today, "Bunny 你今天何不待在家里 别去工作
and we'll be together, just the two of us, like this?" 这样我们就可以在一起了 只有我们俩 像现在这样?"
She's not alive anymore, but... 她已不在人世 可...
a coffee would be nice, just like in the dream. 咖啡的美妙香浓 总会使我彷佛置身那场梦境
Oh... 哦...
Listen... 听着...
You can have all my money. 我的钱你尽可拿走
- I only have 50... - Hey! - 我只有50元... - 嘿!
If it's not enough, I'll go with you to an ATM, 若是还嫌不够 我带你去ATM机取
but please don't kill me. 但请不要杀我
- I have two children. - Man, relax. - 我还有两个孩子 - 伙计 放松点
I was just gonna ask you for a buck for coffee. 我只是想问你要一块钱喝咖啡
I wasn't robbing you. This isn't even mine. 我并不是要打劫 这玩意也不是我的
Oh. 哦
So, may I ask whose it is? 那么 我能问问这是谁的枪吗?
I don't know. 我不知道
I found it under my cardboard this morning. 我今天早上在硬纸板底下发现的
You scared the shit out of me. 你可把我吓坏了
So... how about it, sir? 那... 现在怎么样 先生?
Would you give me a buck for a cup of coffee? 能给我一块钱喝杯咖啡吗?
Oh, so, that's your drill. 哦 这么说 你早就练好这一套咯
You scare the shit out of people, 你拿这么个玩意吓唬别人
and then they're so grateful you're not really robbing them 然后他们会因你并非想要抢劫他们而感激不已
that they give you the money. 接着就会乖乖掏腰包了
Mate, you got it all wrong. 老兄 你完全搞错了
Wrong, huh? 我搞错了 是吗?
So, why the hell did you take that gun? 那你到底为什么拿着那把枪?
Actually, I thought to myself 实际上 我思忖着
I'd ask the first person I saw for a coffee and a cigarette. 我将向第一个遇见的人索要咖啡香烟
And if that person said no? 可如果那人说不呢?
Then, I might as well join the missus. 那样的话 我倒不如随我老伴而去了
- So, how about that coffee? - Or what? - 这下 你可以请喝咖啡了吗? - 不然会怎样?
You'll shoot yourself? 你会拿枪射自己吗?
You know, in my field, you see a lot of manipulation. 你知道吗 在我这个行业里 你会看到很多背后操纵
But you? 可你?
- You're the king! - Is that a yes? - 你是那个操纵者! - 这算是同意了?
What you're doing here is completely, I mean, completely, unfair. 你现在这么做真是 我是指 完全不公平
If you have to shoot yourself, it's tragic, but... 如果你一心想要举枪自尽 这很杯具 可是...
it has nothing to do with me. 这与我无关
You hear? I'm not responsible. 你听到了? 我可是不负责任的
You're absolutely right. 我完全同意
Here's what we're gonna do... 我们这么着成吗...
You're gonna put the gun down 你先把枪放下
and ask for that buck like a normal... 然后呢 像个正常点的... 无家可归的人
homeless person, 向我索要一块钱
and I'll answer what I answer with no connection to your situation 我将应允我所答应的 不过这可跟你这么个状况
or this gun or anything else. 你手中那把枪 或是别的什么无关
- Okay. - Okay, what? - 好 - 好什么?
Would you... 您能...
please... give me a dollar for a cup of coffee? 给我一块钱喝杯咖啡吗?
I'm sorry. 对不起
If I give you the money, I'll feel manipulated. 如果我给了你钱 我会感觉像是被人操控了一样
I'm just gonna go now, okay? 我现在想走了 成吗?
Okay. 好吧
Maybe tomorrow. 或许明天会给你吧
Thank you, anyway. 无论如何 谢谢你
You're welcome. 不客气
This city! 这所城市!
Everybody is crazy! I swear to God! 每个人都疯了! 我向上帝发誓!
W... what's all this blood? 呃... 这血是从哪儿来的?
Are you okay? 你还好吧?
What are you doing here? 你在这儿做什么?
I was cleaning the waffle maker. 我在清洗松饼机
What happened to the interview? 面试结果如何?
I didn't get the job. 我没能得到那份工作
Dave! Dave啊!
They said I didn't have the necessary experience. 他们说我缺乏一些必要经验
Is... is that your blood? 这... 这是你的血吗?
How much experience do you need for telemarketing? 做电话推销又能需要你有多少经验呢?
That's what they said. 他们就是这么说的
- And what did you say? - Thank you, anyway. - 那你怎么说? - 无论如何 谢谢你
Thank you, anyway? 无论如何 谢谢你?
Didn't I tell you that nice guys always finish last? 我没告诉过你好人没好报吗?
So... whose blood is this? 那... 这是谁的血啊?
A nice guy. 一个好人的血
I don't know his name. 我不知道他的名字
I have to get to work, Dave. 我得去上班了 Dave
Do you feel like walking me out? 你能让我出去吗?
Passive-aggressive! 消极攻击! (TBD:心理学术语)
What's not to understand? 有什么不明白的?
Dad, I'm sorry about the interview. 爸爸 我很遗憾面试没能通过
Well, what does it even mean? 呃 这又是什么意思呢?
Passive, as in "even if I live to be 100, 消极 就是指"即使我活到100岁"
I'll never wash a cup." 我也永远不会洗杯子"
And aggressive, as in 攻击 就时指
"I'd rather eat my own nuts than have dinner with your parents." "我宁可自己吃坚果 也不愿和你的父母共进晚餐"
Oh, the mouth on her! 哦 瞧她那张嘴!
She reminds me of your mother. 她让我想起你母亲
I really think you should ask your brother 我真觉得你应该请你哥哥
to put in a good word with his boss. 替你在他老板面前说说好话
It just seems so embarrassing 我真的觉得这样好尴尬
going into peoples' homes, taking their stuff. 跑到别人家 拿别人的东西
You're talking as if he's a burglar, Dave. 你这么说 跟他是窃贼似的 Dave
Repossessing is a respectable job. 回收服务是份体面工作
Yes, still... 是 可还是有点...
- Well, just think about it. - Okay. - 呃 好好想想吧 - 好吧
And, in the meantime, I'll go over the mail, vacuum, 与此同时 我还得翻看一下邮箱 清扫吸尘器
and cook us dinner. 做晚饭
How do crabs with cream and truffles sound? 块菌奶油蟹肉面怎么样?
Great. 好极了
I will need 10 bucks for truffle shavings, though. 可我得要十块钱去刮块菌
I didn't know that truffles shaved. 我怎么不知道什么"刮块菌"
Nice move! 漂亮!
Thank you. 谢谢
Have you ever wondered, 你可曾想过
"What's the meaning of life? Why do we exist?" "人生的意义何在? 我们为什么活着?"
The answer to this vexing question is now within your reach! 这个未知问题的答案 现在即将为您揭晓!
You'll find it in a small, amazing booklet, 您将在一个令人惊异的小册子中找寻答案
which will explain in easy to follow, simple terms 它将采用简单的话语 以一种使人易于接受的方式
your reason for being! 阐述生命的意义!
Don't patronize me! 不要你来安抚我!
The booklet, printed on the finest paper, 这个小册子 被印在最畅销的报纸上
contains illuminating, exquisite color pictures 包含具有启发性的 灵敏色彩图片
and can be yours for a mere $9.99. 仅需付9.99美元 就将归您所有
I'm not screaming! 我没有大喊大叫!
Yes, you are. 不 你就是在大喊大叫
I'm not! 我没有!
I'm just talking very loud. 我只是说话大声了点
I don't get it. 我不懂你在说什么
I said I wanted to marry you. 我说过我想娶你
No, no. 不 不
You said you're willing to marry me. 你说过愿意现在娶我的
It's not that I'm against it. 我并不是不想娶你
I just... don't think that it's important. 我只是... 认为现在这个不重要
Marriage isn't important. 婚姻不重要
A baby isn't important. 孩子不重要
A career isn't important. 事业不重要
What goes on in the world isn't important. 这个世界发生什么也不重要
What is important? 那什么是重要的?
Marriage, kids... 婚姻 孩子...
Listen to yourself. 听听你自己的声音
You sound like an old maid. 像是个老处女
Ron, I am an old maid. Ron 我就是个老处女
We don't all manage to stay 15. 我们都无法永远停留在15岁
Are you all right? 你还好吧?
Yes. Why? 是的 怎么?
You've been crying. 你哭过吗
No, it's just allergies. 不 我只是过敏
I know how it is. 我知道这是什么感觉
I have a lot of those, especially to cats. 我对很多东西过敏 尤其是猫
Not the cats themselves... their hair, actually. 不是猫本身... 实际上 是他们的毛
Not even their hair, but the saliva on their hair. 也不是猫毛啦 而是猫毛上的唾液
It's a shame, because I would really like to have one. 真是太遗憾了 因为我真的很想有只猫
They're so cuddly. 它们抱起来真舒服
You are crying. 你现在是在哭哦
Here, have a cookie. 来 吃块饼干
Soccer Jack passes from the left... 足球人Jack从左路突破...
Let me help you. 我来帮你吧
I'm fine, thank you. 我很好 谢谢
Hi, Dave. Would you like a cookie? 嗨 Dave 你也来块饼干吧?
Oh, sorry, Mr. Kweller. 哦 对不起 Kweller先生
I have to run to the Post Office. 我得跑一趟邮局
So, have one for the road. 那 临走前吃一块嘛
They're very good. 很好吃的
Thanks. 多谢
You know, I once had a cousin 你知道吗 我曾经有个表兄
who worked for the Post Office. 在邮局工作
- He wasn't exactly my cousin... - I'm sorry. - 他其实也并非是我表兄... - 对不起
Maybe you can tell me about your cousin some other time. 或许改天您可以跟我谈谈您的表兄
And that's the thing. He wasn't really my cousin. 这才是重点 他实际不是我表兄
His grandmother and my grandmother were sisters. 他奶奶和我奶奶是姐妹
I'll have... two Sub-Zero Mocha-Blizzard Extravaganzas, 我要... 两个摩卡暴风雪巧克力冰激凌(TBD)
one coke, 一杯可乐
and two of your Gigantic Chunky Chocolate-Chip Surprises. 两个大块巧克力脆饼(TBD)
- Sure, no problem. - Take away. - 好的 没问题 - 请拿好
Do you want one? 你也来一块吧?
They're gigantic. 真是大块的哦
$8.50 please. Thank you very much. 一共8美元50美分 非常感谢
Can I have one more 我能再要一朵
of your mega, super-sweet teary-eyed smiles? 你那泪眼桃花 嫣然笑容吗?(TBD:太文，不知怎么翻好)
They are really great. 那看上去很美
Look, you seem really nice, for a repossessor... Lenny, 瞧啊 你可真适合做个回收员 Lenny
but I'd rather be alone. 可我想一个人待会
Why, because I'm a repossessor? 为什么 就因为我是个回收员吗?
Come on. We're not that bad. 真是的 我们没那么糟吧
We're just like Robin Hood, only in reverse. 我们就像罗宾汉 只是颠倒了 (TBD)
What's your name? 你叫什么?
Sorry. 对不起
Good morning. What can I get you? 早上好 您需要什么?
- Good morning. - An unplanned child? - 早上好 - 未婚生子?
Oh, no, not him. 哦 不会吧 又是他
Mr. Kweller! Hey, how are you doing? Kweller先生! 嗨 近来如何啊?
Ah, you're the Pecks' boy! 啊 你是Peck家的儿子!
I just saw your brother... 我刚刚看到你哥了...
Now, Mr. Kweller, have you met my fiancee? 那 Kweller先生 你碰见我的未婚妻了吗?
What did you say your name was? 你刚才说你叫什么?
Actually, we have met. 实际上 我们见过的
I saw her in the lift earlier. 我早前在电梯里见过她
She was crying. 当时她在哭
Yeah, she's very emotional. 是啊 她是很情绪化
Sometimes I think we're not gonna make it. 有时甚至无法交谈
Are you leaving, too? 你也要走了吗?
I must. Duty honks. 我必须得走了 催我干活呢
Say hello to your parents for me. 替我向你父母问好
Sorry. I mean, to your father. 对不起 我是说 向你父亲问好
There's no need to apologize, Mr. Kweller. 你无需道歉 Kweller先生
You're not the one Mom ran away with. 你又不是妈妈跟着私奔的那个人
- Lenny! - Yes, Sir. - Lenny! - 就来
Look at him go! Pure lightning! 看他的突破! 疾驰如闪电!
He turns into a... goal! 他把脚射门... 球进了!
Zacky, I got you something. Zacky 我有东西要给你
Soccer Jack?! 足球人Jack?!
No, not Soccer Jack, but I'll tell you what we'll do. 不 不是足球人Jack 但我会告诉你我们怎么做
Each time you finish your milk, 每次你喝完牛奶
I'll give you 50 cents to put in this piggy bank. 我都会给你50美分 你把它放到这个小猪存钱罐里
And when it's full of coins, 等它装满了
And when it's full of coins, 当钱存满的时候
you'll get your what's... his... name action figure. 你就可以得到想要的那个玩具人了
Is it a deal? 成交?
I know you're disappointed now, but I'm doing it for your sake. 我知道你现在很失望 但我这样做是为你好
How come? 为什么为我好?
Because in life, you don't always get what you want. 因为在一生中 你不能想要什么就得到什么
You have to work hard for it. 你必须努力工作才能得到
Kids who don't learn that grow up to be criminals 不懂这个道理的孩子长大后就会成为罪犯
because they're used to getting everything the easy way. 因为他们习惯于不劳而获
But remember, if you throw up... 但记住 如果你浪费了....
... no money. ... 就一分也没有了
Congrats! Who's the lucky bitch? 恭喜啊 哪个婊子有这个运气呢?
Easy, Bisley. Don't insult the man. 放轻松 Bisley 别侮辱他了
Why insult? I meant a hot bitch. 这哪是侮辱? 我是指一个很性感的婊子
Where? 哪里?
So, when's the wedding? 那么婚礼是什么时候?
No wedding. She just left. 没有婚礼 她刚离开
Even better. 这样更好
Just say the word, and Drazan here 只要你一句话 Drazan就会从
will arrange for three surfer babes who will get in line to blow you. 安排三个冲浪宝贝排着队伺候你
Who are you? 你是谁?
Who am I? 我是谁?
Did you hear that, Stanton? 你听到了吗 Stanton?
Tell the man who I am. 告诉这个人我是谁
- Why, he's Bisley. - Who? - 为什么 他是Bisley - 谁?
King of Banana Beach. Banana Beach(一个旅游胜地)之王
I'm Scuba Stanton. 我是Scuba Stanton
And this is Drazan. We go to Uni with him. 这是Drazan (TBD)
Do you mind not smoking in here? 别在这吸烟 你不介意吧?
Michelle's allergic. Michelle对这个过敏
Who the fuck is Michelle? 哪个Michelle?
My fiance. 我的未婚妻
Not anymore. 不再是了
Hey, can I see the ring? 嗨 我能看看那个戒指吗?
Thanks. 多谢
Whoop! Hup! 喔哦!
Isn't she beautiful? 她很漂亮吧?
You really love her. 你很爱她
Hey, Drazan... give it here! 嗨 Drazan... 把它给我
Yup! 好的!
Bisley 1, bitch ex-girlfriend: 0! Bisley: 1分 婊子前女友: 0分!
What the fuck are you doing? 你他妈的在干什么?
What's eating you? 你干嘛这么生气?
Pick up that glass now! 赶紧捡起这些玻璃
Or what, Lover Boy? 不然怎样 爱情男孩
Relax, man. He didn't mean it. 别紧张 伙计 他不是这个意思
I don't care. He broke it, he'll pick it up. 我不管 他打碎的他就要捡起来
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I say let the cards decide. 哇 哇 哇! 玩扑克牌决定吧
Four rounds of poker. 四局牌
If the big guy wins, 如果大个子赢了
you make like a cleaning lady and pick up the glass. 你就要打扮成清洁女工 收拾碎玻璃
- And if I win? - We'll think of something. - 如果我赢了呢? - 我们再想想
Hmm. 嗯
The Pecks' world... famous cr閜e with cream and...(TBD) Pecks家举世闻名的奶油饼 而且...
And? 而且?
And I spoke with Lenny about the job. 而且我同Lenny谈了工作的事情
That's great news. 这是个好消息
They have a repossession in our building tomorrow. 他们明天在我们楼有一个财产回收
His boss said I can try out. 他的老板说我可以试一下
Wow, the Peck boys are riding together. 哇 Peck家的男孩子们都聚在一起啦
I'm telling you, if I were 20 years younger, 告诉你 如果我再年轻20岁
I would quit my job and come work with you. 我会辞职和你们一起工作的
Imagine, the three of us in a van together. 想象一下 我们三个一起工作
- Well, it's only a try... out. - I'm sure you'll do great, partner. - 只是尝试一下 - 我确信你会做得很好的 搭档
I ordered this book today, about the meaning of life. 我今天定了这本书 关于人生的意义的
- The catalogue says... - How much was it? - 目录上说... - 多少钱?
$9.99 $9.99
- That's pretty cheap for nothing. - You haven't even read it. - 这么便宜买不到什么好东西 - 你都没有读过
And I thought your mom was the only one in the world 我还以为这个世界上只有你妈妈
who believed in those catalogues. 相信那些目录
And look where it got her. 看看那些目录把她带到哪里去了
Where? 哪里?
I don't know. 我不知道
You'd think she'd at least send a postcard. 本来以为她至少会寄一张明信片回来
Ah, it's from the Gas Company. 啊 煤气公司的
Hello. 你好
Good day. 祝你愉快
I'm calling for Quick-Pulse Surveys. 我是Quick-Pulse的调查员
Do you have time to answer a few questions? 你是否有空回答一些问题?
Quick-Pulse? Quick-Pulse?
That's a beautiful name. 很美的名字
Thank you, Sir. 谢谢 先生
Albert. Albert
My name is Albert Kweller. 我叫Albert Kweller
Okay. 好的
Mr. Kweller, how often do you travel? Kweller先生 你多久旅行一次?
Overseas or domestic? 国际还是国内的?
Either. 都可以
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not much of a traveler. 哦 不好意思 我不大旅行
The last time I left home was 41 years ago. 上次我离开家是41年前了
Are the rest of your questions about traveling, too? 剩下的问题也都是关于旅行的吗?
I'm afraid so. 恐怕是的
My wife could have answered all of them. 我妻子一定都能回答上来
She really loved traveling and hiking and dancing. 她特别喜欢旅游 徒步旅行和跳舞
Me... I can't hold a rhythm... 我... 我跟不上节奏...
But my wife... well, you should have seen her dance! 但是我的妻子... 哦 你应该看看她的舞姿!
You can't, of course. She died. 当然 你看不到了 她已经死了
Hit by a tram. The driver cried like a baby. 被有轨电车撞死的 那个司机哭的像个孩子一样
They took his tram license off him for life. 他被终身剥夺了有轨电车执照
Well, not that it matters... They don't use trams anymore. 好吧 这也没什么大不了... 现在已经不再用有轨电车了
Well... I'm sorry to have bothered you. 哦... 很抱歉打搅你
No, no. You didn't bother me. 不 不 你没有打搅我
I really liked talking to you. 我很喜欢和你说话
I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk. 我是白痴 我是白痴 我是白痴
Another round? 再来一局?
No more cards. 没牌了
I meant beer. 我是说啤酒
Check out the hot chick on TV! 看电视上那性感的小妞!
First Bank. 第一银行
When it comes to banks, think First, 是你的第一选择
because life doesn't give you a second chance. 因为生活不会给你第二次机会
Put the gun down! 把枪放下!
No, don't! 不 不要
I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. 对不起 我以为你睡着了
I was. 我是睡着了
- I had a bad dream. - What did you dream about? - 我做噩梦了 - 你梦到什么了?
Bad things. 不好的事情
Enough of those to go around lately. 最近真让我够受的
Good night, son. 晚安 儿子
Dad... 爸爸...
Don't you ever ask yourself... 你从来有没有问过自己...
- ... about life? - You're a good boy, Dave. - ... 人生的意义? - 你是个好男孩 Dave
You have a big day tomorrow. 明天是个大日子
Sleep tight. 睡个好觉
As we're nearing the end of our broadcast, 已经接近我们广播的尾声
I'd like to leave you with this message... 我想留下这个口信...
Speak, and the Lord will listen. 诉说 上帝会听到
Open your heart and pray to the Lord, 打开心扉 向上帝祈祷
and He will answer your prayers. 他会回应你的祈祷的
You're listening to GOD Radio, 91.6 FM. 你在倾听的是GOD电台 FM91.6
Good night, and God Bless. 晚安 愿上帝保佑
May I? It's very windy in your stairwell. 我可以进来吗? 你的楼梯间风太大了
I think I'm getting bronchitis again. 我想我又要得支气管炎了
Please come in. 请进
Can I get you something warm? 我弄点暖和的东西给你吧?
Yeah, a 12... ounce, medium... rare steak with chips and salad. 好的 一个12盎司五分熟的牛排配上薯条和沙拉
Or a tea. 或者一杯茶
I have Earl Grey, peach, chamomile... 我有伯爵茶 桃花和洋甘菊...(TBD)
Whichever, as long as it's hot. 哪个都可以 只要是热的
- Hey! - Sorry. - 嗨! - 对不起
Are you an angel? 你是天使吗?
No. I'm a giant talking pigeon. 不 我是一只会说话的巨鸽
Is there a God? 有上帝吗?
Are you one of those atheist, nihilistic, good... for... nothing, 难道你是一个无神论者 无政府主义者 一无是处的
left-wing Communists? 左翼共产党吗?
God, no! 上帝 不!
I was just very curious about Him. 我只是对他很好奇
Is He tall? 他高吗?
I had a vision once... 我曾经想象过...
Tea first, visions later. 先给杯茶 再想象
I'm dying here. 我快要死在这了
Ron? Hi. It's me. Ron? 嗨 是我
It's really early. I guess you're sleeping. 现在确实很早 我想你还在睡觉
I'm not. 我睡不着
Call me. 打给我
Bye. 再见
Message deleted. 信息被删除
And there are no poor people in heaven? 在天堂没有穷人吗?
Poor people? 穷人?
Everyone in heaven has a limo. 天堂里每个人都有一辆豪华轿车
And who drives their limos? 那谁来开呢?
All sorts of people. 各种各样的人
Especially foreigners without visas. 特别是没有签证的外国人
And the houses? How do the houses look? 那房子呢? 房子看起来怎么样?
Have you ever been to the Sunshine Coast? 你去过阳光海岸吗?
No. 没有
Well, you must. 哦 你一定要去看看
It's something else. 那完全不一样
And heaven? 那天堂呢?
Exactly like the Sunshine Coast. 跟阳光海岸一模一样
To be honest, that's a bit disappointing. 说实话 有点失望
That's because you've never been there. 那是因为你从没去过那里
And the people? Are they lonely? 那的人呢? 他们很孤独吧?
It's a real shame you don't have doughnuts. 没有面包圈 真是遗憾
The cookies aren't tasty? 曲奇不美味吗?
Tasty? 美味?
Tasty? It's not a matter of taste. 美味? 这不是味道的问题
It's a matter of volume. 而是量的问题
Do you want me to go get doughnuts? 我再拿点面包圈怎么样?
No, I wouldn't want to impose. I'll go. 不 我可不想强迫你 我去拿
Would you happen to have 5 bucks? 你是否碰巧有5美元呢?
Maybe 10. I'll get cigarettes, too. 或者10美元 我也买点香烟
And you'll be right back? 你会回来吗?
- So help me God. - When will you be back? - 我敢起誓 - 你什么时候回来啊?
In a while. I have some errands to run. 一会儿 我还有很多差事要跑
Good deeds and such? 好事?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 是的 是 是
Next time you try to pull off something like this, 下次你再这样做事情
I'll see to it that you get fired. 我就考虑炒你鱿鱼
Come on, Sammy. The man was blind. 得了吧 Sammy 那人瞎了
How could I take his TV? 我怎么能拿走他的电视?
Fuck him! He's blind! He doesn't need a TV. 去他的 他瞎了 他不需要电视
Okay, man. My mistake. 好的 伙计 我的错
Lenny, if you want to be a professional... Lenny 如果你想成为一个专业的...
Okay, I got it. 好的 我知道了
- You know what your problem is? - Hi, Lenny. - 你知道你的问题在哪吗? - 嗨 Lenny
Who the fuck are you? 你到底是谁?
It's my brother. 这是我兄弟
You said he could come try out with us today. 你说他今天可以过来试一试的
- Hi. I'm Dave. - Did I say that? - 嗨 我是Dave - 我说过吗?
Now, where does this loser live? 现在 那个失败者住在哪?
I hope it's not someone we know. 希望不是我们认识的人
Hey, do you know where Marcus Portman lives? 嗨 你知道Marcus Portman住在哪吗?
Do you have a light? 你有火吗?
- And a cigarette? - Huh? - 香烟呢? - 啊?
Give me a cigarette, and I'll tell you where he lives. 给我支香烟 我就告诉你他住在哪
And if I didn't have cigarettes, you wouldn't tell me? 那如果我不给你香烟 你就不告诉我了?
Wow, you're the sharpest tool in the shed! 哇 你太有才了
- Menthol? What are you? A woman? - Give it back! - 薄荷醇? 你是娘们吗? - 还给我
Hey, hey, chill out, Sammy. 嗨 嗨 冷静 Sammy
It's not worth it. 不值得
Yeah, Fatso. Listen to your friend. 是啊 肥猪 听你朋友的吧
Hey, kid, do you have a real cigarette? 嗨 孩子 你有一支真正的香烟吗?
Sorry. 不好意思
Next time we meet, it'll be in your living room. 下次我们相遇 就是在你的卧室了
I'll repossess stuff you didn't even know you had. 我要收掉你所有的东西
I'll peel off your bathroom's ceramic, tile by tile, you hear? 我会一片一片的剥掉你卧室的瓷砖 你听到了吗?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 是 是 是
Hey, look, Sammy. Portman, 6B. 嗨 看 Sammy Portman 6B
Who is it? 谁?
Shit, it's like smoking chewing gum. 呸 好像在抽口香糖
- Am I right? - Mm? - 我说的对吗? - 嗯?
Do you know this man? 你认识这人吗?
Didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers? 我不是跟你说过不要跟陌生人说话吗?
Are you listening? 你在听我说吗?
And throw that away, Zack. It's dirty. 把它扔了 Zack 脏的
So, you got yourself in big trouble, huh? 所以 你有大麻烦了 哈?
Not me. A friend. I cosigned his loan. 不是我 是个朋友 我替他做贷款担保
A cosigner? 担保人?
Man, you are in big trouble. 哥们儿 你有大麻烦了
- Do you mind? - No, no, no. Help yourself. - 你介意吗? - 不 不 不 别客气
Dave? Dave?
There's also fruit in the bottom drawer. 底下抽屉里还有水果
Eat some. It'll make the fridge lighter on the way down. 吃点吧 路上冰箱能更轻
Oh, that's very kind. I hadn't thought of that. 噢 你人真好 我都没想到呢
Oh, it's flat. 哦 没气儿了
Coke? 来点可乐?
Can't you see I'm working? 你没看见我正工作呢吗?
How many inches is the screen? 屏幕多少英寸?
Screen? 屏幕?
- Which screen? - The TV screen. - 哪个屏幕? - 电视屏幕
In the box in the living room. 在客厅的盒子里
22 inches, but you can't take it. It's not mine. 22英寸 但是你不能拿走它 它不是我的
It's a gift for my father. He's turning 80. 那是给我父亲的礼物 他快80了
Did you buy it? 你买的它?
Yes, I did, but... 是我买的 但是...
My friend, if you can't pay your debts, don't buy presents. 朋友 如果你还还不起债 就别买什么礼物
Excuse me. It's Mr. Portman's dad's birthday. 对不起 那是Portman先生爸爸的生日
Shut up. 闭嘴
Lenny, how about you move your ass Lenny 你何不挪开你的屁股
and start taking things down to the truck? 把东西搬到下面卡车去?
Maybe you can get your dad a book about the meaning of life, instead. 也许你可以送你父亲一本关于生活意义的书作为替代
I just ordered one. 我刚订了一本
They're not as expensive as you'd think. 他们没你想的那么贵
Can you please come with me to the living room? 能请你跟我来下客厅吗?
What's this? 这是什么?
It's my magic trunk. 我的魔法箱子
Right! I knew you were familiar! 对了! 我知道你曾是个名人!
You're Marcus Pokus. 你是Marcus Pokus
You were on that TV show with the curly-haired guy and the dog. 你以前和那个卷发的家伙还有一只狗上过电视节目
Truly! Woof! 没错! 汪汪!
Oh, they're here. Thank you. 噢 他们在这儿 谢谢你
- Hey! - Hey. - 嘿! - 嘿
This isn't my microwave. 这不是我的微波炉
I bet yours is much nicer. 我打赌你的一定好多了
Are you from Samson Movers? 你是Samson搬家公司的吗?
Sorry. 抱歉不是
I can't believe how late they are. 我没法相信他们这么晚
Yeah. Never trust movers. 没错 千万别相信搬家公司
And repossessors? 还有回收公司?
We're always on time. 我们向来准时
What do you think you're doing? 你以为你在干吗?
Alla shazam! 快变!
Alla shazoom! 变不见!
Wow! 哇!
You bring that TV back right away, you hear?! 你立刻把电视变回来 听见没?!
I've already made out a receipt for it! 我已经给它写了一张收据!
- What's your name? - Dave. - 你叫什么名字? - Dave
Keep an eye on this creep. I'm going to the police. 盯着这个怪物 我去找警察
If anything else disappears, write it down. 要是有别的消失了 写下来
With the unicorn? 有个独角兽?
No, I haven't seen that one, 不 我没见过
but from the second I saw you, 但是从我见到你的那刻起
I could tell that you were a supermodel. 我就看的出来你是个超级名模
I better call again... 我最好再打一遍...
...to find out where my stuff is. ...找找我的东西在哪儿
- Can I have your number? - My number? - 能给我你的电话号码吗? - 我的电话号码?
You don't even know my name. 你甚至都不知道我的名字
I was gonna call you and ask you what your name is. 我会打给你问你你的名字是什么
I want to see him laugh 我想要看着他笑
when his cellmate decides he needs a wife. 当他同牢房的人决定他需要一个老婆
Hey, Sammy, have you met...? 嘿 Sammy 你遇到...?
Well, you'll have to call to find out. 好吧 你必须打来找出答案
Come on. We're going to the police. 快点 我们要去警察局
Wait! Sammy! 等等! Sanmmy!
Oh, mate, this is going to take us all day! 噢 伙计 这得让我们干上一整天!
- Jeez, what's in this thing? - Buggered if I know. - 天呀 这东西里面有什么? - 我怎么知道
Lenny! Lenny!
Wanna see a cool trick? 想看个好玩的把戏吗?
Drazan, I told you a thousand times... Drazan 我告诉你上千遍了...
fart torching is very dangerous. 放屁点火非常危险
No, no, something else. 不 不 别的把戏
That's a good one! 这个好!
Shh. 嘘
- Hello? - Hi, I'm calling about the car. - 你好? - 嗨 我要谈谈关于车的事
Sorry. Wrong number. 抱歉 打错了
Oh, sorry. Thanks. 哦 对不起 谢谢
You're welcome. Bye. 不客气 再见
Ha ha! You thought it was her. 哈哈! 你以为是她
Don't be an ass. 别傻了
Fuck her! You got us. 去她的! 你有我们
Here you go. 这边走
Wish your dad a happy birthday for me. 替我祝你爸爸生日快乐
Thanks. 多谢
Hey, Marcus! 嘿 Marcus!
Alla shazam! 快变!
Alla shazoom! 变不见!
Excuse me, do you know where Dave Peck lives? 打搅了 你知道Dave Peck住在哪儿吗?
I'm Dave. 我就是Dave
Sign here, please. 请您这里签字
Thanks. 谢了
Wow. 哇