來吧，佛雷迪 Come on, Friday.
你有佛雷迪的食物吧？ You have Friday's food, right?
-夠吃三個晚上？ -有 Enough for three nights? - Yes.
-還有牠的咀嚼玩具？ -有 And his chew toys? - Yes.
-還有牠的耳滴？ -對 And his eardrops? - Yes.
還有牠的小毯子？ And you have his little blanket?
-對 -藍色的，不是紅色的 Yep. - The blue one, not the red one.
-那件沾滿了尿 -對，我知道 That one's covered in piss. - Yeah, I know.
來吧，兄弟 Come on, bud.
該死，我忘了我的… ♪ It was good… ♪
皮夾？ Wallet?
每天都忘記 Every day.
沒有妳我該怎麼辦？ What would I ever do without you?
來吧，跟我走 Come on, walk with me.
-約翰 -不，我很高 John… - No, I'm very tall.
他們根本不會看到妳 They won't even see you.
對，我也是 Yeah, well, so am I.
來吧，你知道該怎麼做 你先走，我跟在你後面 Come on, you know the drill. You go first, and I follow behind.
對鏡頭笑一個 Smile pretty for the cameras.
好吧，來吧，佛雷迪 All right. Come on, Friday.
來吧 Come on.
約翰…約翰 John! John, John!
約翰 John!
-約翰 -佛雷迪，來吧 Smile! - This is Friday.
你們好 Hi.
《愛情故事：甘迺迪與貝塞特》
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
我要打電話給《第六頁》 要求他們撤回報導 I'm calling Page Six and demanding a retraction.
卡洛琳是有多難拼啊？ I mean, how hard is it to spell Carolyn?
-妳又上了《第六頁》？ -不 You're on Page Six again? - Oh, no.
是卡洛貝塞特又上了《第六頁》 Carole Bessette was in Page Six again. - Mmm.
顯然有人看到她跟約翰 在巴比餐廳卿卿我我 Apparently she was seen canoodling with John at Bubby's.
上次他們叫妳「卡洛萊」 And last time they called you Caroline.
那是劣質新聞 It's shoddy journalism.
我寧願他們拼錯我的名字 I'd rather they misspelled my name.
他們對我們越沒興趣越好 The less interested in us they are, the better.
對，黛安娜跟查爾斯第一次約會時 他們也沒把她的名字寫對 Yeah, well, they never got Diana's name right when she was first dating Charles,
現在她是最受歡迎的皇室成員 and now she's the most popular royal.
妳會成為美國人民的王妃 You're going to be the American people's princess.
所以我們會是妳的侍女 Which would make us your ladies-in-waiting.
你們兩個瘋了 Uh, you two are demented.
我想盡可能遠離那些噪音越久越好 I want to keep all that noise out for as long as possible.
我們現在的狀態很好 We're in a really good place.
狀態很好？ A good place? - Mmm.
親愛的，你們共享一個家和一隻狗 Honey, you share a home and a dog.
基本上就像普通法婚姻 It's basically like common law marriage.
對，妳準備好生 六個都愛船的愛國孩子嗎？ Yeah, you ready to churn out six patriotic kids that all love boats?
我們還沒談過那些事 We haven't talked about any of that stuff yet.
但我從沒這麼快樂過 But I've never been this happy.
我這週末要去海安尼斯港 見他的其他家人 Mmm. - Aw.
-不會吧 -拜託 Get out.
卡洛琳 Carolyn.
-他準備好了 -對 He's ready. - Yeah.
看來我們的公主要變回灰姑娘了 Oh. Looks like our princess is turning back into Cinderella.
麻煩妳提醒卡珊卓我們色彩繽紛的存貨 Could you please remind Cassandra that any of our colorful inventory
都應該收在店後面 should be tucked away at the back of the store,
如果我看到伏特加蔓越莓… and if I so much as see a vodka cranberry…
我今天下午就會打給她 I'll call her this afternoon.
回覆的進度如何？ Where are we on the RSVPs?
好極了 Great.
我的通告表上都是精神錯亂的公關 想要邀請函，所以… My call sheet is riddled with unhinged publicists angling for invites, so…
妳男友要來嗎？ Are we expecting your boyfriend?
我不確定 I'm not sure.
他現在忙著《喬治》的發表會，所以… He's slammed right now with the George launch, so…
我相信妳可以帶他離開一晚 Oh, I'm sure you can pull him away for a night.
而且他欠我人情 Plus he owes me one.
為什麼？ For?
介紹妳給他認識 Well, for introducing you.
要不是我，妳可能還在跟麥可柏根鬼混 If it weren't for me, you'd probably still be sneaking around with Michael Bergin.
真是一團糟 It's a fucking mess.
我們有超過150頁的廣告 We've got over 150 pages of ads
中間卻沒有任何內容 and no fucking content to put in between them.
約翰，這不是律師資格考試，好嗎？ 你沒有三次機會 Hey, John, this isn't the bar exam, all right? You don't get three tries.
我們只有一次機會推出這本雜誌 We get one shot to launch this magazine.
好，那是什麼味道？ Okay, what the fuck is that smell?
你的狗在影印機旁大便 Your dog took a dump by the copier.
該死，對不起，蘿絲瑪莉，我去處理 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Rosemarie. I'll get it.
我來處理，我負責處理你其他的鳥事 I'll do it. I deal with all your other shit.
真是了不起的女人 What a woman.
我們該幫蘿絲加薪嗎？她真的很盡心盡力 Should we give Rosie a raise? She really goes above and beyond.
她週末還要照顧佛雷迪 You know, she's watching Friday for the weekend
-即使她是愛貓人士 -加薪？ even though she's a cat person? - A raise?
我們可能一個月後就沒有公司了 We might not have a company in a month.
我覺得你壓力這麼大沒有幫助 I don't think it's helpful for you to be this stressed out.
對，我覺得你這麼鬆懈也沒有幫助 Oh, yeah, well, I don't think it's that helpful for you to be so lax.
去你的，我跟你一樣在乎 Fuck you. I care as much as you do.
很好 Good.
那我要你在出刊前進入認真模式 Then I need you to go into beast mode until the launch.
通宵工作，週末加班，就從現在開始 Pull all-nighters, work weekends. Starting right fucking now.
很好，我加入，坐下 Great, I'm in. Sit down.
深呼吸，好嗎？ Just breathe, all right?
放輕鬆 Relax.
天啊，真舒服 Oh, God, that's good.
好，深呼吸 Okay. Breathe, man. - Okay. Okay.
好吧，現在你得選封面 All right, now you gotta choose the cover.
赫伯寄來一些辛蒂的照片 我有標示我最喜歡的 Herb sent some options of Cindy. I marked down my favorites.
很棒，我會拿給卡洛琳看，看她覺得如何 Cool. I'll show them to Carolyn and see what she thinks.
很好，我絕對想聽聽你女友的意見 Oh. Good. I definitely want your girlfriend's opinion.
是她提議找辛蒂的 Cindy was her idea.
抱歉，我遲到了 Sorry I'm late.
說曹操曹操就到 Speak of the devil.
妳好嗎，小貓咪？ What's up, kitty cat?
再不出發，就會碰上週五的塞車潮 If we don't leave soon, we're gonna hit Friday traffic,
到時候我們乾脆明天再出發 and at that point, we might as well leave tomorrow.
-嗨 -約翰 Hi. - John.
你要走了嗎？ Are you leaving?
我要帶卡洛琳去海安尼斯港 Well, I'm taking Carolyn to Hyannis Port. - Mmm.
星期一回來，放輕鬆 I'll be back Monday. Relax.
蘿絲瑪莉，牠很好相處，很愛玩球 Rosemarie, he's very easy, loves the ball.
你好，乖孩子，嗨 Hi, sweet boy. Hi.
給牠吃點雞肉，牠就沒事了 Give him some chicken, he'll be fine.
抱歉，我以為他跟你說了 Sorry, I… I assumed he told you.
他當然沒有 Of course he didn't.
不過… But hey…
旅途愉快，那裡很好玩 Enjoy the trip. It's fun there.
希望妳有溫習目前的政治 Hope you brushed up on current politics.
太棒了 This is amazing.
-你還好嗎？ -沒事 You okay? - Yeah, yeah.
我只希望這個週末很完美 I just want this weekend to be perfect.
但我家人很難搞 But my family's a lot.
還用你說 No shit.
不會比卡蘿琳和艾德家糟吧？ I mean, it can't be any worse than Caroline and Ed's, right?
約翰，我對天發誓 如果再有一個生日，我會殺了你 John, I swear to God, if there's another birthday, I will fucking kill you.
不…只是…會有很多人 No. No, it's just… it's… There's gonna be a lot of people.
我很期待見到艾瑟 Well, I'm excited to meet Ethel.
別叫她艾瑟 Don't call her Ethel.
要叫「甘迺迪夫人」 Say, "Mrs. Kennedy."
好 Okay.
不是針對妳，艾瑟只是有點強勢 It's nothing personal. Ethel is just kinda intense,
我媽走了之後更是如此 even more so now that my mom's gone.
現在她是無庸置疑的女家長 Now she's the undisputed matriarch.
就好像她能嗅到恐懼，妳懂嗎？ It's like she can smell fear, you know?
-現在我開始擔心了 -不，別擔心，妳會沒事的 Now I am worried. - No, don't be.
你的精神喊話糟透了 You give a terrible pep talk. - Mm-mmm.
妳會表現得很好 You're gonna do great.
我不敢相信妳來了 I can't believe you're here.
金童來了 There's the golden boy.
放開我 Get off me.
卡洛琳，這是我親戚戴夫 Carolyn, this is my cousin Dave.
卡洛琳，我有個重要的問題 妳為什麼要跟他鬼混？ Carolyn, important question, why are you slumming it with my cousin?
他不只是個失敗的演員，還是失敗的律師 You know, he's not just a failed actor but also a failed lawyer?
對，別聽這個笨蛋亂說 Yeah, don't listen to this bonehead.
妳知道他到十歲還會尿床嗎？ You know, he wet the bed until he was ten?
提醒妳，艾瑟不讓情侶坐在一起 Uh, heads up, Ethel doesn't let couples sit together.
她說這樣會阻礙對話 She says it prevents the flow of conversation.
-好 -她要待在我旁邊 Oh. Okay. - She's gonna stay here with me.
規則不適用於雜誌先生 Rules don't apply to Mr. Magazine.
你只有這點能耐嗎？ Is that the best you can do?
約翰，會有泳裝特輯嗎？ John, will there be a swimsuit issue?
情侶不能坐在一起 Couples don't sit together.
沒關係 It's fine.
我可以接受 在離你1.5公尺遠的地方吃晚餐 I can handle having dinner five feet away from you.
真為難 Quandaries.
對，《喬治》
跨頁女郎？ The centerfold?
妳好，我是喬 Hi, I'm Joe.
-卡洛琳 -他是麥可 Carolyn. - This is Michael.
-幸會 -他一個人來 Pleasure. - He's here alone
-因為他太太討厭他 -真好笑 'cause his wife hates him. - Hilarious.
不，我們的孩子生病了 所以她在家照顧他們 No. Our kids are sick, so she's home taking care of them.
你何不找你最愛的保姆照顧他們？ Why don't you get that sitter you love so much to watch 'em?
卡洛琳，來跟我們一起坐 Carolyn, come sit with us.
凱蒂 Katie.
不好意思 Excuse me.
她是卡拉 This is Kara. - Hi.
卡洛琳 Carolyn.
大家好 Hello, everybody.
壞消息是 So, the bad news is
主廚搞砸了 我們的波本酒奶油麵包布丁甜點 the chef butchered our bourbon brioche bread pudding desserts spectacularly,
但好消息是今晚有很多波本酒 but the good news is now there's a whole bunch of extra bourbon
需要大家被灌醉 that needs to get drunk tonight.
希望你們有些人能勝任這項任務 Hopefully some of you are up to the task.
約翰，能請你帶禱嗎？ John, would you say grace, please?
當然 Sure.
主啊，求祢降福我們 以及我們即將從祢的恩賜中 Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts we are about to receive…
獲取的這些食物 from thy bounty.
透過基督，我們的主，阿們 Through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
-阿們 -阿們 Amen. - Amen.
阿們 Amen.
-說得好 -謝謝 Nice, John. - Thank you.
好 All right.
我在衛斯理的室友跑去當公關 My roommate from Wellesley went into publicity
好認識有錢的老公，然後辭職 so she could meet a rich husband and quit.
不，我不是這樣，我喜歡工作 No. No, not me. I love working.
如果我的工作是看性感半裸的男人 我也會喜歡工作 Well, I'd love working too if my job was to look at hot, half naked men.
他們的內褲是我選的 他們就像我的肯尼娃娃 I choose their underwear. They're like my Ken dolls.
但有一個很大的不同 Well, with one big difference.
卡洛琳，告訴卡拉妳之前跟我說的話 Oh. Carolyn, tell Kara what you told me earlier.
妳的約會哲學 Mmm. Mmm. - About your dating philosophy?
約會、訓練、甩了他們 Date 'em, train 'em, dump 'em.
-天啊 -約會、訓練、甩了他們 Oh my, God! - Date 'em, train 'em, dump 'em.
-我喜歡 -很棒吧？ I love that. - Isn't it great?
-我的… -太棒了 My-- - It's amazing.
不好意思，卡洛琳，妳會冷嗎，親愛的？ Excuse me, Carolyn. Are you cold, dear?
對，我正看著妳 Yes, I'm looking at you.
妳冷嗎？ Are you… Are you cold?
不會，艾瑟 No, Ethel.
抱歉，甘迺迪夫人 Sorry. Mrs. Kennedy.
看到妳披著那個東西 我都覺得臉在發燙了 Oh. I'm just growing flushed just looking at you with that thing on your shoulders.
我要上廁所，失陪了 Well, I have to use the bathroom. Excuse me.
真方便，艾瑟正要拷問我們呢 How convenient. Right as Ethel's about to grill us.
巴比，你可以先坐著嗎？ Bobby, can you just stay seated for now, please?
-謝謝 -沒問題 Thank you. - Okey dokey.
現在進入正題 And now for the real conversation.
這個國家發生了很多事 A lot going on in this country,
一如往常，我想知道你們的想法 每個人的想法 and as always, I like to know your thoughts. Everyone's.
喬，你認為美國應該解除 對古巴的貿易禁令嗎？ Joe, do you think the US should lift that trade embargo on Cuba?
如果我們堅守陣線 就有疏遠拉丁美洲盟友的風險，但… Well, we risk alienating our Latin American allies if we hold the line, but
值得失去佛州的參議員席次嗎，約翰？ Well, is it worth losing that senate seat in Florida, John?
我們遲早得為對的事挺身而出 Well, at some point we have to stand up for what's right,
不管短期的政治成本是什麼 regardless of short-term political costs.
誰拿本雜誌給他吧 Somebody get this guy a magazine.
在什麼條件下，你會解除禁運，戴夫？ So, on what terms would you lift the embargo, Dave?
先從政治犯開始 Oh. Well, you start with political prisoners
然後叫卡斯楚交出偷來的石油 and then you get Castro to hand over the stolen oil.
凱蒂，妳要怎麼讓他上談判桌？ Ah. Katie, how do you get him to the table?
沒有正常關係，就無法收回資產 There's no recouping assets without normalized relations.
凱瑞和麥凱恩對越戰的作法 是可行的模式 What Kerry and McCain are doing with Vietnam, it's a workable model.
解除禁運… Lifting the embargo…
開啟對話… Open dialogue.
卡洛琳，妳覺得呢？ Carolyn, what do you think?
什麼看法？ About what?
凱蒂剛才說柯林頓正在考慮 Well, Katie was just saying that Clinton is looking into establishing
與越南建立外交關係 有任何政治風險嗎？ diplomatic relations with Vietnam. Any political risks there?
我以為我們是在談古巴 I thought we were talking about Cuba.
這一切都息息相關，親愛的 Oh. Well, it's all connected, dear.
妳可能會想看看相關報導 You might want to read about it.
敬卡洛琳 To Carolyn,
第一次面對這張餐桌 for facing this dinner table for the first time.
-乾杯，對 -乾杯 Hear! Hear! Yes. - Cheers.
艾瑟討厭我 Ethel hates me.
那條披肩是出清特價品 花了我一星期的薪水 And that shawl was final sale and cost a week's pay.
我只吃了玉米 And all I ate was corn.
妳做得很好 You did great.
或許下次別坐那麼遠 Maybe next time just don't sit so far away.
艾瑟喜歡給坐得最近的人 一些很簡單的問題 Ethel likes to give very easy questions to people who are sat closest,
然後隨著她繼續往後問 那些問題會越來越難 and then they get progressively harder as she works her way down the table.
真的嗎？你為什麼不告訴我？ Seriously? Why didn't you tell me?
這沒什麼大不了的，只是晚餐派對的遊戲 It's not that big of a deal. It's just a dinner party game.
感覺不像遊戲，比較像是欺負新成員 Didn't feel like a game. Felt like a hazing.
對，在這個家族，欺負也是遊戲的一部分 Yeah, well, in this family, they go hand in hand.
太變態了 Well, that's fucked up.
我愛妳 I love you.
我扶妳上床睡覺，好嗎？ 明天早上妳會覺得舒服一點 Let's get you to bed, okay? You'll feel better in the morning.
我的包包不見了 My bag's gone.
艾瑟，她把妳移到另一個房間了 Ethel. She moved you to another room.
因為越戰嗎？ Because of Vietnam?
不，因為她是個老古板 No. 'Cause she's old-fashioned.
對不起，我去拿妳的包包 I'm sorry. I'll get your bags.
不，留下來 No. No, no, no. Stay.
如果我想贏，就得照她的規則走 If I'm gonna win, I have to play by her rules.
再見 Bye.
她完全擠在網前 She just completely crowds the net.
那像是對俠客歐尼爾挑高球 It's like trying to lob Shaquille O'Neal.
-我知道，我不會跟她打球 -少來了 I know, I won't be playing with her. - Come on.
她每球都說出界 She just calls everything out.
拜託，女孩們，我們是甘迺迪家族 我們努力打球 Come on, girls, we're Kennedys. We play hard.
-但妳看到她… -那是妳看到… But you saw her-- - That's what you saw
早安 Morning.
睡美人醒了 Ah. Sleeping Beauty awakens.
我只是在找約翰 I was just looking for John.
他跟男生們出去玩了 Oh. He's out dragging with the boys.
他們用船拖著彼此 You know, they tow each other behind a boat,
你得抓著繩子，不然會掉下去 and you have to hold on to a rope until you fall off.
絕對不安全 It's definitely not safe.
安全就不好玩了啊 What fun would that be?
能麻煩給我一杯咖啡嗎？ Could I trouble you for a coffee?
早餐會提供咖啡，不過妳沒報名 Coffee's served at breakfast, which you didn't sign up for.
卡洛琳，妳的約會哲學是什麼？ Carolyn, what's your dating mantra?
約會、訓練、甩了他們？ Date 'em, train 'em, dump 'em?
天啊，不，那是… Oh, my-- No, that was…
-那是我朋友說的話 -邀功吧 That was just something my friend said. - Take credit.
太棒了 It's fabulous.
我要去看看約翰是否還在玩水 但我們晚點見 I'm gonna see if John's still afloat, but I'll see you guys later.
嗨 Hi.
謝謝 Thank you.
跟妳很搭 We can match.
掉下來了 Ooh. It fell.
終於要發生了嗎？ Is it finally actually happening?
地獄結冰了嗎？ Did hell freeze over?
去你的 Screw you.
沒錯 And yes.
對，我想是的 Yeah, I think so.
那裡有很多歷史 A lot of history there.
妳還好嗎？妳看起來像見鬼了 Oh. Are you well? You look like you've seen a ghost.
我很好 I'm good.
時間會證明一切 Time will tell.
我一直在找妳 Hey. Been looking for you.
-該回去了嗎？ -對 Is it time to head back? - Yes.
但我在想，妳覺得繞點路怎麼樣？ But I was wondering, how would you feel about making a little detour?
好 Okay.
我媽以前很喜歡這裡 My mom used to love it here.
這裡是她的避風港 It was her sanctuary.
這裡好平靜 It's so peaceful.
釣魚有個好處，有搭檔總是比較好 You know, the thing about fishing is it's always so much better with a partner.
什麼？ What?
我一直隨身帶著這個，等待最佳時機 I've been carrying this around with me, waiting for the perfect moment.
但問題是和妳在一起的許多時刻 感覺都很完美 But the problem is so many moments with you feel perfect,
所以我想我只要選一個就好 so I figured I had to just choose one.
所以我現在就要這麼做 So I'm doing that now,
就在這裡 here.
在這艘船上，在這一天，和這些魚一起 On this boat, on this day, with these fish.
卡洛琳珍妮貝塞特，妳願意嫁給我嗎？ Carolyn Jeanne Bessette, will you marry me?
我愛你 I love you.
我真的想跟你在一起 I do want to be with you.
但… But there's…
還有很多重要的事情需要討論 there's a lot of big stuff we have to talk about…
我們才能結婚 before we can get married.
例如… Like…
例如我們的生活要如何搭配，你懂嗎？ Like how our lives really fit together, you know?
-這是拒絕的意思嗎？ -不是 Is that a no? - No.
我只是… I just…
我覺得我們需要… I think we need to have more of a…
多聊聊 more of a conversation…
這樣我答應的時候才能發自內心 so I can really mean it when I say yes,
我覺得這也是我們兩個都想要的 which I think is what we both want.
所以如果妳現在答應的話 妳就不是真心的了？ So, if you said yes right now, you wouldn't mean it?
我不知道 I don't know.
現在求婚還太早了，約翰 It's way too soon to propose, John.
爸媽只交往一個月就訂婚了 Mom and Dad only dated for a month before they got engaged.
那完全是兩碼子事 That's completely different.
-媽會是第一個… -媽會喜歡卡洛琳的 And you know Mom would be the first-- - Mom would love Carolyn.
感覺你還沒準備好，就先跨出了一大步 It's just like you're taking these big leaps before you're prepared.
卡洛琳和雜誌的東西… Between Carolyn and this whole magazine thing
我經營雜誌社 I run a magazine.
那不是「東西」 It's not a "thing."
看看四周，問我的員工 Take a look around. Ask my staff.
但你知道你在做什麼嗎？ But do you know what you're doing?
天啊，我就是贏不了 Oh, my God, I can't win.
多年來，我一直背負著 For years, there's always been this pressure
必須有所作為的壓力 for me to do something with my life.
我終於在人生中有所作為 I'm finally doing something with my life,
妳還擔心我思考得不夠多？ and you're worried I haven't thought about it enough?
我思考過了，而且我相信我自己，好嗎？ I have. And I trust myself, okay?
她說她得考慮一下 She said she has to think about it.
等等，所以你是說… Wait, so you… you mean you
她不能答應，除非我們談過 我們的人生要怎麼搭配 She can't say yes until we have a talk about how our lives will fit together.
怎樣？ What?
有什麼好笑的？ What's so funny?
沒什麼，我只是… Nothing. I just, uh…
我想我可能開始喜歡她了 I think I might be starting to like her.
-那是我的洋芋片 -我知道，我想吃 Those are my chips.
我很驚訝妳會打來 I'm surprised you called.
我找到經紀人了 I got an agent.
真的嗎？ Really? - Mm-hmm.
太好了 That's great.
是… It was…
一個音樂電視網的選角導演打給我 說我太有名了，不適合《道路規則》 Um, an MTV casting director called and said that I was too famous for Road Rules.
我也有女朋友 I got a girlfriend too.
對，她是化妝師 Yeah, she does makeup.
而且…她其實…幫我的眉毛重新塑形 And, um, she actually reshaped my eyebrows.
記得我幫你拔眉毛嗎？ Remember when I tweezed yours?
對，我記得，然後就什麼都不剩了 Yeah, I do. And then there was nothing left.
不，我發誓我弄得很好 No, I swear they were cool. - Mm-hmm.
-我為你感到高興 -謝謝 I'm happy for you. - Thank you.
白馬王子還好嗎？ So how's Prince Charming?
我們當時之間真的沒什麼，當我們… There really… There was nothing between us when we were…
我們在一起時 We were hanging out.
他在和別人約會 He was seeing someone else.
我猜我是唯一看出不祥徵兆的人 I guess I was the only one that saw the writing on the wall.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我應該跟你聯絡的 但那些照片曝光後，我… I should have reached out, but then those pictures came out
我覺得說什麼都已經太遲了 and I felt like it was too late to say something,
然後我就… and then I just kind of…
沒關係 It's okay.
但我是認真的，我… But I am. I'm…
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
沒關係 It's okay.
我已經習慣妳不告而別了 You know, I am used to you going AWOL.
-但很高興見到妳 -我也是 But it's very good to see you. - You too.
如果你有一天讓我當真正的朋友，我會… Well, if you'd let me be a real friend one day, I would…
歡迎你給我機會 welcome the opportunity.
我覺得… I…
這不是個好主意 I-I don't think that's a good idea. - Okay.
對，有道理 Yeah, that's fair. - Uh-huh.
我能問妳一個問題嗎？ Can I ask you a question?
妳是我遇過防衛心最強 You are the most guarded…
最難以捉摸的女人 and elusive woman that I have ever met.
妳怎麼有辦法跟美國最有名的人交往？ How are you able to date the most famous man in America?
我了解妳，卡洛琳 I know you, Carolyn.
他向我求婚 He asked me to marry him.
我沒答應 I didn't say yes.
那讓我感覺好一點了 Well, that makes me feel a little better.
什麼意思？ What do you mean?
因為如果全美國最有價值的單身漢 都無法讓妳定下來 Because if the most eligible bachelor in all of America can't get you to commit,
還有誰能？ who can?
我沒拒絕，我說我會考慮 I didn't say no. I said I'd think about it.
進展如何？ How's that going?
他很好 He's fine.
他專注於他的雜誌發表會 He's focused on his magazine launch
還有這場大型記者會 全美各大新聞媒體都會到場 and this huge press conference with, like, every news outlet in America.
好 Okay.
從男人的角度來看 From a man's perspective,
如果不是答應，那就是拒絕 if it's not a yes, then it's a no.
但妳想怎麼想，別人也管不著 But you tell yourself whatever you need.
-喂 -我們需要談一談 Hey. - We need to talk.
談什麼？ Talk about what?
你向我求婚了 You proposed to me.
幾週前 Weeks ago.
對，我知道 Yeah, I know.
那一刻烙印在我腦海裡 That moment's kind of burned in my brain.
你不覺得我們都沒談過很奇怪嗎？ You don't think it's weird we haven't talked about it at all?
很晚了，我累了一天 It's late. I've had a long day.
每天都很累 Every day is a long day.
我沒事，真的 I'm fine. Really.
才怪 You're not.
我知道你很介意，約翰… I know you're not. John…
拜託 Please.
好吧 Okay.
我一直有個瘋狂的想法 當我跟我愛的女人求婚時 Just always had this crazy notion that when I proposed to the woman I loved,
她會答應 she would say yes.
而妳說：「我不知道」 And you said, "I don't know."
我不知道該怎麼回應 And I don't know what to do with "I don't know."
我只知道我愛你 I do know that I love you.
問題不是我想不想跟你共度餘生 It's not a question of if I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
而是我適不適合當小甘迺迪夫人 It's a question of if I'm cut out to be Mrs. JFK, Jr.
我不知道你是否難以理解 And I don't know if this is hard for you to understand
因為你從一出生就很有名 because you've been famous since you were born,
但這會徹底改變我的人生 but this will radically change my life.
聽著，我向妳保證 Listen, I promise you,
我們的私生活不會公諸於世 our personal lives will be off-limits to the public.
對，但你無法保證 Yeah, you can't promise that though.
你從沒結過婚 You… You've never been married before.
你不知道這會讓一切…變得更嚴重 You have no idea how this will escalate… everything.
我知道怎麼應付媒體 I know how to handle the press.
我看著我媽媽做了一輩子 I had to watch my mom do it her whole life.
我會教妳 I'll teach you.
我會示範給妳看 I'll show you.
妳不是一個人 You won't be alone.
我向妳保證 I promise you,
我會盡我所能保護我們，保護妳 I'll do everything in my power to protect us, to protect you.
相信我 Just trust me.
我可以試戴戒指嗎？ Can I try on the ring?
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
這是我媽媽的 It was my mom's.
只有我們兩個人的時候 我會戴的，好嗎？ I'll wear it when it's just the two of us alone, okay?
等等，所以妳還不確定？ Wait, so you're still not sure?
我們有很多事要討論 但我很高興我們聊了一些 We have a lot to discuss, but I'm glad we're talking.
這樣很好 This is good.
對，我也是 Yeah, me too.
你好，凱文 Hello, Calvin.
他們跟我說妳今晚要分開去 Well, they told me that you were going separately tonight.
沒錯，我的書的校樣不小心寄到這裡 I am. The galleys for my book were mailed here by accident.
妳大可以派信差來就好 Send a messenger.
所以你才心情不好？ So that's why you're in a bad mood?
妳為什麼這麼說？ What makes you say that?
我一出電梯就感覺到了 Well, I felt it the moment I came off the elevator.
你的情緒狀態就像這裡的天氣系統 Your emotional state is like the weather system in this place.
那妳看過了嗎？ Well, then, did you read it? - Mm-hmm.
顯然卡洛琳是妳的得意門生 Apparently, Carolyn's your protégé.
事實上，我幾乎沒被提到 In fact, I'm barely even mentioned.
你今晚要在麥迪遜大道開旗艦店 You're opening a flagship store on Madison Avenue tonight.
你真的那麼想引人注意嗎？ Are you really that starved for attention?
不，重點不是我 No, it's not about me.
如果她的私生活會讓品牌失焦 If her personal life is going to become a distraction,
-那她就不能繼續在這裡工作 -恕我直言 then she can't work here anymore. - All due respect,
你是最沒資格教訓別人低調行事的人 you're the last person to be lecturing anyone on discretion.
不，凱莉，我不要跟妳吵這個 No, Kelly, I'm not… I'm not doing this with you.
妳早就知道了 You knew.
妳從一開始就知道自己要面對什麼 From the beginning, you knew what you were signing up for.
我不知道會有多困難 I didn't know how hard it would be.
妳記得我們以前的樣子嗎？ Do you remember how we used to be?
十年前？ Ten years ago?
我們形影不離 We were inseparable.
沒有我，你什麼都不會做 You wouldn't make a move without me.
看看她 Look at her.
全世界的女人都在納悶為什麼她不答應 Every woman on Earth is wondering why she wouldn't say yes.
她還能要求什麼？ What more could she possibly want?
但她很聰明，她比以前的我聰明 But she's smart. She's smarter than I was.
她知道如果嫁給他 She knows if she marries him,
那將成為她最鮮明的特徵 that will be her defining characteristic.
好像她認識他之前，從來不存在一樣 It will be like she never existed before she met him.
如果妳能回到我向妳求婚的那一刻 妳會拒絕嗎？ If you could go back to the moment that I proposed to you, would you say no?
當然不會 Of course not.
今晚跟我一起去 Come with me tonight.
一起，肩並肩，最後一次 Hmm? Together, side by side, one last time.
-妳也是主角 -永遠都不是 It's your night too.
走吧 Let's go.
恭喜，你搶了自己雜誌發表的風頭 Mazel tov.
不，誰在乎《喬治》啊？ No, who gives a shit about George
美國最有價值的單身漢可能要訂婚了 when America's most eligible bachelor might be engaged?
而我必須從該死的報紙上 And I had to read about it
-讀到這件事？ -天啊 in the fucking newspaper? - Oh, my God.
小約翰甘迺迪只是在等 John Kennedy, Jr. is just waiting around
他的無名女友決定要不要嫁給他 for his no-name girlfriend to decide whether to marry him.
就在我們最需要大家相信你的時候 Right when we need people to buy into you now more than ever.
然後呢？ 你竟然在媒體上看起來像個笨蛋？ And what? You end up in the press looking like a fucking chump?
-太丟臉了 -你以為我不知道嗎？ It's humiliating. - You don't think I know that?
我不知道消息是怎麼走漏的 I don't know how this got leaked.
根據《紐約郵報》，是小野貓的一個朋友 According to the Post, it's one of kitty cat's friends
說她…怎樣，就是不疾不徐 who says she's, uh… what, uh, just "taking her sweet time"
拖著這件事不放，只為了讓你緊張 and she's gonna, uh, "drag this thing out just to make you sweat."
卡洛琳跟這件事無關 Carolyn had nothing to do with it.
她跟我們一樣對《喬治》付出很多 比我們還投入 She's as invested in George as any of us. More so.
整件事根本是她一手促成的 She practically put the whole thing together.
過去40天，我每晚都睡在這間辦公室 I've slept in this office every night for the past 40 days.
我在男廁的水槽洗澡 I have showered in the men's room sink.
我因為壓力導致腸躁症，住院過兩次 I've been hospitalized twice with irritable bowel syndrome due to stress.
我為我們求了、借了、偷了 將近175頁的廣告 I have begged, borrowed and stolen nearly 175 pages of ads for us.
過去18個月來，我主導一切，還要控制你 I have steered this ship and wrangled you for the past 18 months.
整件事不是你女友策劃的，約翰，是我 Your girlfriend didn't put this whole thing together, John. I did.
我是你的合夥人，而你耍了我 I am your partner, and you fucked me!
你要我怎麼做？ What do you want me to do?
該死 Shit.
我知道 I know.
我真的很希望 妳能來《喬治》發表會，但現在… I really wanted you to come to the George launch, but now…
不，反正我也不會去 No, I wouldn't have come anyway.
焦點應該放在雜誌上，而不是我們的關係 The focus should be on the magazine, not our relationship.
我同意 Agreed.
伯曼認為我應該發表聲明 Berman thinks I should issue a statement.
關於什麼？ About what?
求婚的事 The proposal.
他認為媒體只想談論這件事 He thinks that it's all the press is gonna wanna talk about,
所以我應該發表聲明，說我沒有求婚 so I should issue a statement saying that I didn't propose.
真的嗎？ Seriously?
你不會那麼做的 Well, you're not going to do that.
對吧？ Right?
《喬治》的未來就靠這場記者會了 The future of George hinges on this press conference.
有很多人努力了好幾個月 There are a lot of people who've worked really hard for a lot of months.
他們都靠我了 They're counting on me.
我不知道該怎麼辦 I don't know what to do.
我不想傷害妳 I don't wanna hurt you.
但妳懂吧？ But you understand, right?
聽起來你別無選擇 Sounds like you don't have a choice.
妳要走了嗎？ Are you leaving?
-卡洛琳 -狗狗需要散步 Carolyn. - Dog has to go out.
聯邦國家紀念堂今天座無虛席 It's standing room only today in Federal Hall
小約翰甘迺迪準備發表 as John F. Kennedy, Jr. prepares to unveil
他備受期待的政治雜誌《喬治》 his highly anticipated political magazine George.
他對媒體的關注並不陌生 No stranger to media attention,
甘迺迪最近製造了許多頭條新聞 Kennedy recently generated a slew of headlines
據說他向凱文克萊的公關 卡洛琳貝塞特求婚 regarding his alleged proposal to Calvin Klein publicist, Carolyn Bessette,
根據報導，這個求婚沒有得到回應 a proposal that, according to reports, went unanswered.
但甘迺迪的辦公室澄清事實，表示 But Kennedy's office set the record straight, saying,
「關於小約翰甘迺迪 "The stories regarding an engagement
與女友訂婚的傳言都是假的 between John F. Kennedy, Jr. and his girlfriend are false.
約翰沒有訂婚 也沒有向卡洛琳貝塞特求婚」 John is not engaged, and he did not propose to Carolyn Bessette."
甘迺迪的團隊表示 媒體沒新聞可報才會亂傳謠言 Kennedy's team chalked the rumors up to a slow news day.
好，我們聽說甘迺迪要上台了 All right, we are getting word that Kennedy is taking the stage.
把鏡頭轉到聯邦國家紀念堂 Let's cut to our feed from Federal Hall.
廢話不多說，他來了 我的朋友，小約翰甘迺迪 Without further ado, here he is, my friend, John Kennedy, Jr.
嗨，謝謝 Hi. Thank you.
各位先生女士，請見見《喬治》 Ladies and gentlemen, meet George.
好，最常被問到的私人問題 All right, the answers to the most frequently asked personal questions
答案如下：是，不是 are as follows: Yes. No.
我們只是好朋友，不關你們的事 We're merely good friends. None of your business.
老實說，她是我在羅德島的表妹 Honestly, she's my cousin from Rhode Island.
我兩件都穿過 I've worn both.
也許有一天會穿，但不是在紐澤西 And maybe someday, but not in New Jersey.
謝謝 Thank you.
我想現在是發問的好時機 I think this is a good time for questions. Uh, any
卡洛琳 Carolyn.
親愛的 Hey. Honey.
顯然那是史上最廣為報導的雜誌發表會 Apparently, it was the most widely covered magazine launch in history.
在慶功宴上，伯曼被廣告商包圍 At the after party, Berman was mobbed by advertisers.
就像是他的縱慾派對 It was like his version of an orgy.
真有趣 That's funny.
我知道妳不開心 I know you're unhappy.
我們能談一談嗎？ Can we talk?
談什麼？ About what?
聽起來你跟伯曼處得很好 Sounds like everything went great with you and Berman.
卡洛琳，停下來 Carolyn, stop.
卡洛琳，別這樣，停下來 Carolyn. Come on, stop.
卡洛琳，別這樣 Carolyn, come on.
不要抓我 Do not grab me.
不然我該怎麼做？妳在逃避我 What am I supposed to do? You're running away from me.
卡洛琳 Carolyn.
所以妳想談的時候 So when you wanna talk,
我應該放下一切，專心聽妳說 I'm supposed to just drop everything and listen,
但當我想談的時候 我必須在公園裡追妳？ but when I wanna talk, I have to chase you through a park?
我只是需要空間，天啊 I just need space. Jesus.
妳知道我怎麼想嗎？ You know what I think?
我認為妳無法應付一個 情緒成熟到願意跟妳說話的伴侶 I think you can't handle a partner who's emotionally mature enough to talk to you,
因為妳真正需要的是逃避的藉口 because what you really need is an excuse to escape.
你不知道我需要什麼 You don't know what I need.
其實我知道，妳需要控制 Actually, I do. You need control.
妳需要成為那個拋棄別人的人 這很明顯，而且老實說，很遜 You need to be the one who abandons. It's obvious and, quite frankly, lame.
你想談拋棄嗎？ You wanna talk abandoning?
你看著我的眼睛答應我，你會盡你所能 You looked me in the eye and promised me you would do everything in your power
不讓我們的私生活被媒體知道 to keep our private life out of the press.
然後一有機會，你就轉身 And then at the first chance, you turn around
對媒體發表關於我們私生活的公開聲明 and make a public statement about our private life to the press.
內容甚至不是真的 And it wasn't even true.
我要怎麼相信你？ How can I trust you?
妳說沒關係的 You said it was okay.
不，我是說，聽起來你別無選擇 No, I said it sounds like you don't have a choice.
但你只聽到你想聽的話 But you hear what you wanna hear.
-伯曼說我們得… -真的嗎？ Berman said that we have to-- - Oh, really?
伯曼逼你那麼做？ Berman made you do it?
是妳逼我的 You made me do it.
如果妳一開始像個正常人一樣 接受我的求婚 None of this would have happened if you just accepted my proposal
這一切就不會發生了 in the first place like a normal fucking person.
很抱歉我需要時間 思考一個突如其來的求婚 I'm sorry I needed time to think about a proposal that came out of nowhere.
那是出於愛 It came out of love!
但妳知道嗎？我收回 But you know what? I take it back.
不，約翰 No, John…
這個決定對妳來說太困難了嗎？ If it's too hard of a decision for you to make?
-讓我幫妳卸下重擔吧 -約翰 Let me relieve you of the burden. - John.
-給我，把它給我 -很痛，約翰，住手，不要 Give it. Give me the… Give it. - Ow! John, stop it! No!
約翰，留下來 John, stay. Stay.
妳有什麼毛病？ Fuck is the matter with you?
就… Just…
妳知道妳多幸運嗎？ Do you know how lucky you are?
妳應該心存感激 You should be grateful.
為什麼？ Why?
因為全世界的人都想嫁給你嗎？ 'Cause everyone in the world wants to marry you?
不，因為妳是個瘋狂、複雜又討人厭的人 No, because you're a crazy, complicated person and a pain in the ass
但我還是愛妳 and I still love you.
你就很好相處嗎？ And you're easy?
你假裝是個親民的謙卑男人 You pretend to be some humble man of the people,
但你是個被寵壞的屁孩 執著於自己的形象 but you're a spoiled brat obsessed with his own image.
所以你別無選擇，只能否認訂婚 That's why you had no choice but to deny the engagement.
你不是擔心《喬治》 You weren't worried about George.
你才不是突然在乎伯曼要什麼 You didn't suddenly give a shit what Berman wants.
不，你必須否認婚約，因為你無法面對 No, you had to deny the engagement because you couldn't handle the world
全世界知道地球上有個女人 可能不想嫁給你 knowing there was a woman on planet Earth who might not wanna marry you.
現在是誰在找逃避的藉口？ Who's looking for the escape hatch now, huh?
說話啊，孬種 Talk to me, fucking pussy.
-什麼？你怕我嗎？ -害怕的人是妳 What? Are you scared of me, huh? - You're the one who's scared.
妳害怕對這段感情做出承諾 You're terrified of committing to this relationship.
我也許很衝動 但至少我投入時，我會全心投入 I may act impulsively, but at least when I'm in, I'm all in.
妳有這種能力嗎？ Are you even capable of that?
妳知道妳想要什麼嗎？ Do you even know what you want?
佛雷迪 Friday.
如果我無法融入你的生活呢？ What happens if I don't fit into your life?
那對你來說會是場災難，大家都會怪我 It'll be a disaster for you, and everyone will blame me.
我絕對不想離婚 I don't ever wanna get divorced.
我也不想 Well, neither do I.
我看到離婚對我媽的影響 我答應自己我會… I saw what it did to my mom, and I promised myself I'd be…
在結婚之前，我會非常確定 I'd be really sure before I married someone.
妳不能完全消除風險，所有人都有風險 You can't eliminate risk entirely. All people are risky.
可以把戒指還給我嗎？ Can I have my ring back?
我們為什麼不能相愛就好？ Why can't we just love each other?
為什麼一定要這麼困難？ Why does it have to be so hard?
好了，走吧 Come on, let's go.
你不能坐在路邊哭 You can't just sit here on the curb and cry.
-大家都在看 -我不在乎 People are looking. - I don't care.
你得起來 You have to move.
妳已經拿到我的戒指了 不能把我的狗也帶走 You already got my ring. You're not getting my dog too.
牠是我們的狗 He's our dog.
為什麼你不告訴我早餐報名的事？ Why didn't you tell me about breakfast sign-up?
在海安尼斯？ At Hyannis?
我想讓妳睡覺 I wanted to let you sleep.
我不認為妳想在七點半和艾瑟做早餐 I didn't think you'd wanna make breakfast at 7:30 with Ethel.
我錯了嗎？ Was I wrong?
沒有 No.
我不認為我能做有組織的家庭活動 I don't think I can do organized family activities.
妳不必做 You don't have to.
我不想改變妳 I don't wanna change you.
我不想把妳帶進我的世界 我要妳把我拉出來 I don't wanna bring you into my world. I want you to pull me out of it.
我要妳成為我的家人 I want you to be my family.
妳和我 You and me.
在我們自己的私人島嶼上 即使我們在擁擠的房間裡 On our own private island, even when we're in a crowded room.
我想要簡單的生活 I want a simple life.
如果我和想當總統的人在一起 就不會有簡單的生活 I won't have that if I'm with someone who wants to be president.
卡洛琳，我連《喬治》都管不好 Carolyn, I can barely run George.
你可以對媒體含糊其辭 You can be coy with the press all you want,
但如果我要嫁給你，我要知道真相 but if I'm gonna marry you, I want the truth.
我們別忽視你的真實身分 Let's not ignore the reality of who you are…
以及你的家族 and who your family is.
你覺得你有一天可能會想當總統嗎？ Do you think you might want to be president one day?
不 No.
我不想要那樣 I don't want that.
我不想當偉人 I don't wanna be a great man.
我只想當好人 I just wanna be a good man.
一個好伴侶 A good partner.
妳的伴侶 To you.
我喜歡妳不覺得需要取悅我或任何人 I love that you don't feel the need to please me
我甚至喜歡我求婚時妳沒答應 I even love that you didn't say yes when I proposed.
很奇怪 It was weird.
我好像提到了魚 I think I talked about fish.
釣魚夥伴 Fishing partners.
我以為妳沒答應是因為妳在等 I thought that you didn't say yes because you were waiting
更有說服力的求婚 for a more eloquent proposal.
不，我喜歡你說的話 No, I liked what you said.
-真的嗎？ -對 Really? - Yeah.
我從沒… You know, I never…
從來沒想過… I never thought about…
求婚或… a proposal or…
當別人的妻子 or being someone's wife.
我從來沒想過… I never imagined…
訂婚或一起變老 getting engaged or growing old together.
所以當你問我時 So when you asked me, I…
我不得不問自己：「我想要這樣嗎？ 」 I had to ask myself, "Do I want this?"
老實說，我不認為結婚是必要的 And be honest, I don't think marriage is necessary.
但我願意跟你結婚 But I'm down to do it with you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我願意 Yes.
-願意嗎？ -願意 Yeah? - Yeah.
我願意，當然願意 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
我願意嫁給你，我願意跟你冒險 Yes, I'll marry you, and I'll… I'll take the risk with you.
我們可以把彼此逼瘋 And we can drive each other crazy…
在我們有生之年都行，我願意 for as long as we both shall live. Yes.
我願意 Yes, yes.
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