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老天 我真是讨厌巴黎 God, do I hate Paris.
别担心 Well, not to worry.
估计我们待不了太久 Probably won't be around much longer.
我已经等待这一刻很久了 I've been waiting a long time for this.
我现在要鼓起勇气对你说 I guess wh-what I'm trying to say is...
-丽萨 你愿意嫁给... - 你们好 - Lisa, will you ma... - Bonjour!
我们是铁塔安保部门的 We're with Tower security.
非常抱歉 但是你们不应该来这儿 Uh, we're terribly sorry but you're not supposed to be here.
-抱歉 -抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry.
怎么样 她答应了吗 So... she say yes?
- 我还没问呢 - 他还没问呢 - I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet.
那真是太可惜了 对吧 Oh, that's such a terrible shame, isn’t' it?
你们看那边闪烁的灯光 Because you see, that blinking light back there
这说明二号深空门户遭到了破坏 means that there's been a breach in portal two.
也就是说 再过几分钟 Which means, in just a few minutes,
宇宙里最邪恶的生物 蜂兽 the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive
就要把所有人吃得连骨头渣都不剩了 are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out.
我不太明白 I-I-I don't understand.
我会给你们解释的 如果你们看着... All will be explained if look right...
这里 here.
铁塔因维修而暂时关闭 The Tower's closed for repairs.
去电梯上求婚吧 Ask her on the way down.
这边请 This way, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
小心脚下 Mind the gap.
好了 Right.
开始吧 Shall we?
大干一场吧 Let's do this.
你们好 Hey, guys.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
到地面之后再向她求一次婚吧 Ask her again down on the ground.
-呼 - 你上来了 - Whoo. - Ah, there you are.
是啊 好了 我们再试一次吧 All right, let's try this again, shall we?
你有什么计划吗 So, what's the play here?
也不是第一次见外星人了 We've been in this situation before.
但是我们没见过蜂兽 We've never faced the Hive before.
他们也没见过我们 They've never faced us.
一定要记住 Always remember,
命运自会在恰当的时间 the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be
把你引到该去的地方 at the moment you're supposed to be there.
对 可命运也有出错的时候 Yeah, well, sometimes the universe gets it wrong.
让我们动起来 Some action!
扭一扭屁股 I want some asses wigglin'.
一切都要完美 I want some perfection.
哇哈 Bwa-ha!
把高尔夫球棒拿来 Get my 3-wood.
- 去看看吧 - 好的 好的 - Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay!
小心点 Careful.
我的妈呀 Oh, my God!
天哪 Oh, my...
亲爱的 Baby.
根本就不是动物 好吧 That wasn't no animal, okay?
而是一个 It was uh... It was a-a...
我从来没见过那样的东西 I ain't never seen nothin' like that before. It's uh...
是一种 是一种奇怪的生物 It was like a creature.
什么 What?
哈罗德 快叫警察 Harold, call the police.
- 谁 - 警察 叫警察 - The who? - The police, call the police!
这也太快了 That was fast.
晚上好 我们是动物管理部门的 Good evening folks. We're from Animal Control.
你们有看到什么吗 You say you saw something?
是的 我们电话还没打出去呢 Yeah, we haven't even called you yet.
我们会有危险吗 它有病毒吗 Are we in any danger? D-Does it have, like, rabies?
无论如何都不是普通的动物 就像... Whatever that was, it wasn't like a regular animal. It was like a...
好的 先生 你们看到的是 Yes, sir. The creature you saw was an
来自仙女星座二号未授权的塔伦兽 unlicensed Terrantian from Andromeda II.
很少见 也很危险 Very rare, very dangerous.
- 不好意思 你说什么 - 塔伦兽 - I'm sorry, what? - Uh, Terrantian, ma'am.
不 我明白 他现在看起来狠可爱 Now, I know, he looks cute now.
塔伦兽 Terrantian?
塔伦兽就会变成真正的怪物 they turn into real monsters.
不要害怕 没事的 Don't be scared. It's okay.
请问家里还有其他人吗 Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
还有我们的女儿 她睡着了 Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
是浣熊 A raccoon!
你们看到的是浣熊 伙计们 Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
所以你们去确认一下 So just go ahead and make sure those
垃圾桶的改盖子有没有盖严实吧 trash can lids are on nice and tight.
还有 我们也从未来过这里 And, uh, we were never here.
我们应该去看看她 Maybe we should go check on Molly.
得想办法让你逃出去 We've gotta get you out of here.
来啊 Come on.
别担心 It's okay.
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
我叫莫莉 I'm Molly.
快走吧 Go on.
莫莉 Molly.
卡布拉纳舒林 Kavula Nachshulin.
莫莉 你在各个方面的成绩都堪称出类拔萃 Well, Molly, you scored excellent or above in every area.
替你呢个 演绎推理 逻辑 武器训练 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, weapons training.
只有一个问题 Just... one problem.
有个地方你没打勾 You, uh, didn't check a box.
就是你的首选部门 Field preferred division.
每个人都要打勾 Everyone has to check a box.
是的 我自己画了一个框 Yeah, I made my own box...
因为那个部门在选项里 for the division that has...
没有 no box.
你知道的 就是那个穿黑西装的部门 You know, the division where they wear black suits and...
跟他们打交道的都是 deal with the guys from...
上面的人 Up there.
你是说会计吗 You mean Accounting?
不 是那种 No, like...
没错 就是 Yeah, still...
会计 Accounting.
这样应该能解决 This should fix the glitch.
请记住 我们在乎 Now remember, we care.
请记住 我们在乎 And just remember, we care.
找到标有高级扩展字样的图标 Look for the icon marked Advanced Extensions.
- 点击图标 - 点击哪一个 有大一堆图标 - Click on it. - We tried that. Which one?
- 左边第十三个图标 - 谁的左边 - 13th icon from the left. - Whose left?
- 您的左边 - 抱歉 - Your left. - Okay, sorry...
好的 您找到了 Okay. Got it?
- 发生什么事了 - 不 没什么 - What's going on? - Oh, no, nothing.
我先为您做一下问题诊断 Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end.
一会儿就回来 And I will be right back to you.
不 不会的 不会很久的 您放心 No, no, no, it won't take long. Not long at all. Okay.
这是什么鬼 What the feh...?
真是搞不懂 This is perplexing.
这是 Is it...?
外星人吗 A-L-I-E-N-S?
我不明白你为什么总是小声说 还非要拼出来 I don't know why you always insist on whispering and spelling that.
最终还是出现了 Finally decided to show up, huh?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
只要画出它的运行轨迹 这事就成了 All I have to do is figure out trajectory and I am in.
我回来了 好的 您试试这样 I'm back. Okay, try this.
拔掉插头 再插回去 Unplug it, plug it back in.
请记住 我们在乎 And remember, we care.
我的走了 I have to go.
吉米回来接孩子了 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
没错 Yes!
来吧 Okay.
让我看看你现在在哪儿 Let's see where you are now.
欢迎回来 阿密特奇教授 Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
你这个小骗子 Oh, you tricky one.
我看你根本就不是流星 对吧 I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you?
不 Nope.
我觉得你是一个非法着陆的外星人 I think you are an unauthorized landing.
肯定没错 This is it.
这就是我要找的 It's all happening.
一会见 吉米 See you soon, Jimmy.
停车 停车 Right here, right here.
就是这儿 Here.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
请打表等着我 Hey, please keep the meter running.
我会付更多钱的 I'll pay you extra.
怎么 What? Oh...
对对对 得了吧 吉米 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.
你打算回到地球做什么 What are you doing back on Earth?
这是 这里是地球吗 Whoa. This is... This is Earth?
是我不好 各位 拜托 My bad, guys. Come on.
你到总部跟O说去吧 Tell it to O back at HQ.
我只是想看看孩子 Look, I just wanna see my kids.
- 找隔离小组的人来 - 明白 - Get this ship outta here! - Got it.
我亲自护送这位赞普兰朋友回去 I'll escort our Zamphorian friend back.
跟上那些车 Don't lose them.
什么 交给我吧 What? I'm on it. Got it.
快开车 快 Go, go, go! Go!
他们把赞普兰人带回来了吗 Hey, did they bring in that Zamphorian yet?
比你早几分钟回来的 Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you.
那家伙想偷偷躲在英仙座流星雨后面 I mean, the guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower.
真是个外行 对吧 Amateur hour. Am I right?
一点没错 Right as rain.
想错都难 Rain don't lie.
她还好意思说别人外行 Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
你不打算报告一下吗 Hey, you gonna call this in or what?
未授权访客 Code Black.
未授权访客 Unauthorized visitor.
启动封锁程序 Lockdown protocol engaged
倒计时 3 2 1 in three, two, one.
开始吧 All right.
她是谁的人 Who's she working for?
她说自己是一个人 She claims to be working alone.
一个普通人随随便便就从主街闯进来 A random civilian simply waltzes in off the High Street.
我可不这么想 I don't think so.
清除她的记忆 Neuralyze her.
不 不 不要 No, no, no! Don't.
我认识这个东西 I know what that thing is.
拜托 Please.
等等 等一下 Hang on. Hang on.
她见过外星人 She had an experience.
这个东西抹掉了我父母的记忆 却没能抹掉我的 It erased my parent's memories but it didn't take mine.
所以我一直 My whole life,
都被人叫成疯子 everyone's called me crazy.
他们说我需要心理治疗 They said that I needed therapy.
好吧 我承认我确实需要 Which, okay, admittedly, I did.
但不是因为这个 But not for this.
她真的黑进了哈勃望远镜 Did she really hack into the Hubble telescope
在我们眼皮底下看到了仙女星座二号吗 to look at Andromeda II and we didn't catch her?
要是在过去 我们会招募她 In the old days, we'd have hired her.
我花了20年才找到你们 It took me 20 years to find you.
差不多 Plus or minus.
有多少人能说这句话 How many people can say that?
我 找到了 你们 I found you.
你是找到了我们 So, you found us.
成功证明了自己不是疯子 You've proved you're not crazy.
就算有“我不是疯子”的徽章 那又怎么样 You win the I'm-Not-Crazy badge. Now, what?
我想加入你们 I want in.
我们不接受申请 只会主动招募 We don't hire, we recruit.
那你们就该招募我 Then, I'd like to be recruited.
虽然一条理由远远不够 但是 I'm going to need more, but...
你能先给我一条最充分的吗 would you mind giving me one good reason?
因为我很聪明 Because I'm smart.
也很积极 I'm motivated.
我穿黑衣服很好看 I look good in black.
- 我还 - 太无聊了 - I'm... - Boring me.
因为我几乎没有个人生活 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever.
我什么都没有 没养猫也没养狗 I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat.
也没有娱乐活动 Definitely no chil.
我没有任何牵挂 I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from,
所以我非常适合这份工作 which makes me perfect for this job.
你还真是合适得让人心酸啊 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
没有爱情 没有恋人吗 No love? No relationships?
这些只会让我从重要的事情上分心 They just distract you from what's important.
是吗 重要的事情是什么 Mm, really? And what's important?
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
我想了解世间万物 I wanna know everything.
了解它们是怎么运转的 I wanna know how it all works.
你真觉得穿上黑西装 You really think a black suit
就能解决所有问题了吗 is going to solve all your problems?
不 但是 Mmm, no, but...
您穿着挺好看的 it looks damn good on you.
这话不假 That's true.
好 Yeah
从现在开始 From this moment,
你必须符合我们给你的身份 you will conform to the identity we give you.
你时刻都要穿着黑衣人的特制服装 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire.
你要学习使用黑衣人授权的 You have been trained in the use of MIB-sanctioned
科技 车辆 technology, vehicles,
武器 and weaponry.
你永远都要保持低调 You will not stand out in any way.
你已经不在系统之内了 You are no longer part of the system.
你是不存在的人 You do not exist.
请结账 Check, please.
我们凌驾于系统之上 We are above the system.
在他们之上 Over it, beyond it.
我们就是系统本身 We are them, we are they.
我们是黑衣人 We are the Men in Black.
应该叫黑衣女吧 The Men in Black?
别纠结名字了 Don't. Don't start.
我已经找上头谈过了 I've had the conversation.
但他们不太愿意改名 And they didn't seem to be able to let it go.
这件事得慢慢来 It's a... it's a process.
我觉得他们挺恋旧的 The attachment issue, I think.
这是你的第一项任务 There's your first assignment.
好的 Okay.
那我什么时候能有 When do I get my, uh... zzz?
那叫记忆清除器 不是发的 是你自己争取的 It's called a neuralyzer and you don't just get it, you earn it.
你现在还在试用期 You've been accepted for a probationary period.
先让我对你刮目相看 然后再谈这个 Impress me, and we'll see about the zzz.
好的 Okay.
你喜欢了解真相 对吧 M特工 You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M?
非常喜欢 I like it.
伦敦那里好像出问题了 I think we may have a problem in London.
这酒真爽口 Now, that is smooth.
再来几杯行吗 再来一轮 Let's keep 'em coming, shall we? Another round.
我能说说我有多喜欢这个地方吗 So, can I just say how much I'm liking this place?
正式 但又不是太闷 You know, it's formal but not too stuffy.
经典 但又不乏时尚 And in a classic but still kinda stylish.
就像“大开眼界”里的那种感觉 Makes it a very nice, wide shot kinda vibe.
开玩笑的 Kidding.
算是吧 Sort of.
可能我只是被刺激的赌博吸引了吧 Or is it mostly just the lethal high-stakes gambling?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
瞧瞧 连到A的顺子 先生们 Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
我又赢了 It's me again.
我们还是聊聊正事吧 Well, let's talk business, shall we?
我的买家多得是 I can move this stuff.
找谁能拿到更多的货呢 So who do I speak with about getting a whole lot more of it?
我想入伙 Because I'm in.
你不想 You're not.
你应该明白 我是绝不会跟黑衣人打交道的 You see, I have a very strict no Men in Black policy.
天啊 Oh, God.
这不能怪你 I don't blame you.
谁愿意跟那些混蛋打交道呢 Who'd want those assholes coming in here?
什么黑衣人 要我说就是黑衣蠢货 Pfff. Men in Black. Morons in Black, if you ask me.
他们就是一群废物 对吧 What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?
一个坏的苹果 All it takes is one bad apple
就能破坏任何环境 to spoil any environment...
各位 别这样 Guys.
我就是黑衣人 你这个克鲁里安人渣 I am MIB, you Corellian scum.
顺便说一下 你的俱乐部烂透了 And FYI, your little pub here sucks.
你给我老实交代 And you're gonna give me everything.
把供货商 卖家和整个销售网络都告诉我 Supplies, sellers, your whole network.
你的运气用完了 Your luck ran out.
你死定了 You're already dead.
这里只有一个人有解药 Only one person here has the antidote.
艾米丽 甜心 Emily, sweetheart.
拜托 Please, I'll...
你要什么我都给你 I'll give you whatever you want.
求你了 Please!
你要什么都行 Anything you want.
我要什么都行吗 Anything I want?
去伦敦的特快列车已到达 The express train to London has arrived.
本列车途径 With continuing service to
巴黎 斯德哥尔摩 米兰 罗马 马德里 Paris, Stockholm, Milan, Rome, Madrid.
他躲在更衣室里 Found him in the locker room.
我知道那小子在安慰自己 I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.
我对他说 “做太多的话 你会瞎的” I told him, "do that too much and you'll go blind."
有人想去吃东西吗 Who could go for a nosh?
我想吃上号的熏牛肉三明治 I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.
还要加很多融化奶酪 And awesome healthy sweets, too.
前往伦敦的特快列车已到达 Now arriving, express train form New York.
最后一车次2112航班 Last call for Flight 2112
前往猫眼星球 to the Cat's Eye Nebula
请在32号登机 boarding at Gate 32.
欢迎 M特工 Welcome, Agent M.
请前往新特工培训中心报到 Please report to New Agent Orientation.
允许进入 M特工 Access granted. Agent M.
不好意思，女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
你绝对想不到哪一个是外星人 It's never who you think it is.
不啊 这个就挺像的 Oh, no. That one makes sense.
你就是找到我们的人 So, you're the one who found us.
没错 就是我 Yes. I am.
我是T T老大 I'm T. High T.
好的 您是 Oh, yeah. You're uh...
- 这个马戏团归我管 - 是的 - I run this little circus. - Yeah.
欢迎你 M Welcome, M.
很高兴见到您 长官 It's nice to meet you, sir.
O告诉我 你很值得期待 O told me to expect some great things.
不会让您失望的 And great things shall you get.
培训中心在那边 Right through there.
你好啊 Hi, you.
别动 别动 千万别碰它 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!
天啊 Oh, oh. Oh, God.
换个保险丝 Change it, change it.
好了 伙计 All right, buddy.
妥妥的 All right.
瞧好吧 Try this.
当心点 Oh, careful!
弄坏了就得买 You break it, you buy it.
拿着吧 Keep it.
给你们了 不要钱 Keep it. On me.
我们要见女王 We need to see the Queen.
好的 Yes.
有客人来了 You have visitors.
你们找女王有什么事 State your business with the Queen.
我们要杀一个人 We need someone to die.
“仙女星座二号条约”的6C条款明确规定 As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
我们不能杀害贾巴比亚人 we do not kill Jababians
或参与杀害他们的行动 nor participate in the murder thereof.
这件事没得商量 This is non-negotiable.
好吧 也不是没得商量 Well, it's slightly negotiable.
? Hey! ?
? It is time to be workin' mean it outta your mouth ?
? If you get a little information ?
? You could down way down but then I'll be ?
? Come on baby let me help you shake it ?
早啊 Morning.
我想买一台老掉牙的破烂儿 I'm in that market for a useless, old, broken down machine.
你这儿有吗 What do you got?
想气我你还嫩了点 H You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
是那台带红键的帝国牌打字机 It's the Imperial with the red tab.
你得多了解信息 Do try to keep up.
谢谢 查理 Thank you, Charlie.
这是最早的深空门户 That's the old portal depot.
第一次外星人大移民的地方 Site of the first great alien migration.
这么说埃菲尔也是黑衣人 Wait, so, Eiffel was and MIB agent?
他是元老之一 One of the first.
帮助了许多 He helped so many
向地球寻求庇护的外星难民 intergalactic refugees seeking protection here on Earth.
如果你仔细看 If you look closely,
可以看见我的爷爷奶奶也在照片里 you can see my grandma and my grandpa in that picture.
太美了 So beautiful.
- 给你 亲爱的 - 谢谢 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you.
那个男的怎么了 What's up with that guy?
奈琳 Nerlene!
抱歉 Sorry.
他实在太迷人了 He's just so yummy.
他是谁 Who is he?
H 我们这里最出色的特工 H, only the best agent in the building.
他拯救过世界 He saved the world once
仅凭智慧和两把7系除雾器 with nothing but his wits and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.
他拯救过世界 He saved the world?
从谁手里 From what?
蜂兽 The Hive.
伙计 帮我个忙 Hey, Guy, do me a favor.
替我接电话 Handle my calls.
没问题 Oh, love to.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
去做点功课 To do some homework.
在马拉喀什发生了一起重大命案 An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.
北非办公室正在调查 The North Africa office is investigating.
还有一件事 And in other business,
H特工终于大驾光临了 H has decided to grace us with his presence after all.
抱歉 长官 我昨晚加班了 大家早啊 Apologies, sir, I was working late. Morning, everyone.
我也是 一直在帮你收拾烂摊子 真是谢谢了 So was I, actually, cleaning up after your mess, so thank you for that.
那你是没看到我今天早上的惨状 Oh, you should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning.
长官 H未经授权就擅自行动 It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir
害我们出动了两个隔离小组和一整支记忆清除队 requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad.
关于这一点 好吧 A-About that, all right,
我更愿意从宏观的角度来看 I-I prefer to look at this at a macro point of view,
别太在意细节 not get bogged down in the details.
反正坏蛋死了 The bad guy's dead, so, you know.
快坐下吧 Take a seat, please.
最后一件事 Just one last item.
一位贾巴比亚皇室成员 A member of the Jababian royal family
在返回半人马座A星途中 会在地球稍作停留 has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.
新国王 Vungus the Ugly.
丑怪万格斯 Inherited the title.
信不信由你们 Believe it or not,
万格斯还是皇室成员里比较好看的呢 Vungus here is the looker in the crowd.
全息影像总是比本人胖 Holograms always add ten pounds.
他的一些行为并不为贾巴比亚社会所接受 Jababian society doesn't allow for certain indiscretions.
简而言之 他喜欢骄奢淫逸的生活 In short, he wants to be shown a good time.
我们本可以拒绝 We could say no.
但贾巴比亚采掘船就会把地球碾成渣了 But Jababian mining vessels would grind us into galactic dust.
这就很讽刺了 长官 我们曾经 Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh,
保护地球不受宇宙恶人的欺负 protect the Earth from the scum of the universe.
现在倒像是我们在保护恶人 Now, it seems we're protecting the scum.
所以万格斯这壶茶才正对你的胃口啊 H Actually, that's why it would be right up your street.Your cup o' tea, H.
我了解万格斯 他其实不喝茶 Well, I know Vungus, he doesn't really drink tea.
他更喜欢伏特加 龙舌兰和洗手液 有时还会混在一起喝 He prefers vodka, tequila, hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once.
有一次我们在曼谷喝多了 被人铐到了马上 This one time, we woke up in Bangkok handcuffed to a horse...
- 但是 H... - 别说了 - But H... - Pipe down.
抱歉 真是对不起 Sorry. Yes, apologies.
你去给万格斯作伴 You will be his chaperone.
其实是他点名让你去的 In fact, he specifically asked for you.
没问题 Okay, absolutely.
希望我们这次别再被铐到马上 Hopefully we don't end up handcuffed to a horse again.
拜托了 Please.
他一定在午夜之前回家 Have him home by midnight.
好孩子 Good boy.
听我的话 If you will.
好孩子 听我的话 Good boy, if you will.
我想他说的是 好男人 Good man, I think he said.
继续哄老爸开心吧 Keep daddy happy, yeah.
我们很亲密 We're like this.
你把老爸照顾的不错啊 You look after puppies so well.
你嫉妒了 对吧 You're so jealous, aren't you?
老爸的乖儿子 Puppy's little fancy boy.
你想要还没有呢 You wish you had a puppy.
你好 Hello.
抱歉 Sorry.
你好 Hi.
没事 我醒着呢 抱歉 No. I'm awake. Sorry.
我只是在做日常冥想 Just catching up on my daily meditation.
我一直在尝试做冥想 I have been meaning to try that.
有篇文章说冥想能 I've read that it dramatically improves
大幅增加线粒性能量 mitochondrial energy production.
对 没错 当然能了 Yup, yup, it absolutely does.
我的线粒性能量都要爆棚了 My mitochondrial energy's through the roof.
我们见过吗 Uh, have we met before?
没有 我是M特工 No. Agent M.
我听说你今晚要给万格斯作伴 I heard you were on the Vungus meet tonight
所以想给你当个帮手 and I wanted to offer my assistance.
我是贾巴比亚迷 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
了解他们的语言 文化 政治 还有时尚 Language, culture, politics, fashion.
总之 我为你准备了一份资料 Um, anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read.
资料 我最喜欢资料了 Oh, a dossier, I love a good dossier.
问题是 Um, thing is,
我一直单独行动 ask around, I-I work alone.
你可以随便找人打听一下 Yeah, ask anyone around here.
你知道贾巴比亚人的直觉很灵敏吧 Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths?
这意味着他们能读懂你的心思 Which means that they can basically read your mind.
还能猜牌 Oh, and your cards.
他们也会暴露心思 Well, they do have a tell.
怎么暴露 What's that?
他们手臂内侧的真皮点状组织 Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms
会改变颜色 change color.
长知识了 Mm, good to know.
但你的好意我心领了 我能搞定 But, uh, thank you for your offer. I'm good.
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Okay. Message understood.
那我就不打扰你 冥想了 I will leave you to your... mediation.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道你是怎么暴露的吗 Do you know what your tell is?
你冥想时打呼噜了 You snore when you meditate.
我想了想 Actually, on second thought,
或许我确实需要帮手 m-maybe I could use some backup.
这样如何 执行任务的时候 So, I was thinking for the op,
我可以负责盯梢 你负责去找万格斯 I can take the perimeter and you make the approach to Vungus.
可以 很好 问题是 Ah, yes, good. Um, the thing is...
在这个夜店里 Right, with this particular club,
所有人都想逍遥自在 Everybody just wants to kinda do their own thing.
外星人像人类一样 You know, the aliens wanna look like humans,
人类像外星人一样 humans wanna look like aliens.
所以我们也要放松 So we may need to loosen up.
先松开领带吧 Maybe... maybe lose the tie first.
好吗 Yeah?
解几粒扣子 Pop a coupla buttons.
看起来别那么 死板 And not look so, uh... stiff.
不要让别人认出 We don't wanna advertise our
我们是黑衣人 你懂我的意思吧 current profession, if you know what I mean.
注意 黑衣人 Look, it's the Men in Black!
外星人都趴下 Aliens, get down!
- 别那样 - 好 我明白了 - We don't wanna do that. - Yeah, I get it.
是吗 好极了 完美 Yeah? Good? Great. Perfect.
我看起来怎么样 How 'bout me? How do I look?
我还是 I would just, uh...
- 你介不介意 - 什么 - Do you mind if I...? - What?
我直接动手了 Comin' in.
我认为这 I think it's a fine line between
夜店潮人和失意的屌丝还是有区别的 club casual and saddest man on Earth.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 Yeah.
进去吧 Shall we?
- 不是已经到了吗 - 没错 - I thought that we were here. - We are.
这是特殊宾客入口 Entrance for special guests.
能送我们下去吗 弗雷迪 Step on it, would you, Freddy?
没问题 H You got it, H.
好吧 这我着实没想到 Yeah, okay, wasn't expecting that.
万格斯万岁 The Vungus among us!
H小恶魔 H bomb!
瞧瞧你 你都瘦了 Look at you, you've lost weight.
新做的发型吗 换风格了啊 看起来很帅 What have you done to your hair? You've changed it. Looks fantastic!
差点没认出你来 I barely recognize you.
抱歉 M 这是万格斯 万格斯 这是M Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M.
你好 M Hello, M!
见到你很高兴 So nice to meet you.
我听过很多关于你的事 I've heard a lot about you.
当然 都是删减版的 Highly redacted, of course.
真是太撩人了 他说 Such a charmer. He says...
他觉得你很性感 He thinks you're hot.
他觉得我什么 再说一遍 He thinks I'm what? Sorry.
当然了 我翻译得不好 It's a rough translation, of course.
也许这话在贾巴比亚星上更好使 但是.. Probably works better on Jababia, but...
你精通贾巴比亚语 You know that, since you speak fluent Jababian.
当然了 Of course.
我只是在想用什么词能更准确的表达 I was just trying to find the words to articulate how incredibly
你有多招人喜欢 eye-catching you yourself are.
他确实招人喜欢 Oh, that he is.
M对贾巴比亚可谓是无所不知 M here knows everything there is to know about Jababia.
那倒也不至于 学无止境嘛 Well, I wouldn't say everything. There's always more to learn.
她就是有这癖好 It's like a fetish.
得了吧 癖好这词有性暗示 而我显然没有 Okay, that implies something sexual and it's definitely not.
你就是一天到晚 Oh, it is. It's always like,
贾巴比亚这个 贾巴比亚那个 贾巴比亚 贾巴比亚个不停 Oh, Jababia this, Jababia that. Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!
好棒啊 宝贝 Ya, baby! Whipoosh!
看见没 我就知道你们会很投缘 See, I knew the two of you would hit it off.
你们跳支舞吧 M喜欢跳舞 Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.
她跳得很好 我去拿点喝的 She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get us some drinks.
你还是喜欢喝蔓越莓伏特加吗 You still a vodka cranberry guy?
靠谱 You know it.
很好 去吧 Okay. Go on.
M 过来吧 M, please.
来 坐到万格斯旁边 Come, sit next to Vungus.
我是不会非礼你的 I promise I don't bite.
好吧 稍等一下 Okay, just give me one sec.
来四杯蔓越莓伏特加 Let's get us four vodka cranberries
我请客 别跟我客气 记在公司信用卡上就行 It's all right, I'll get this one. Put it on the company card.
这张卡什么都能报销 A little tip, expense, everything.
我问你一个小问题 Hey, quick question, no big deal.
你是不是在撮合我跟万格斯 Are you, uh, pimping me out to Vungus?
什么 没有啊 What? No!
你怎么会这么想呢 What the hell would give you that... impression?
你好啊 Hello?
瞧他那嘴脸 看看 Oh, I don't know. That?
你还是别看的好 Better not look at that.
如果你想利用我讨好外星人 Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait,
下次直接说好吗 just let me know next time, okay?
我不喜欢被人骗 I don't like to be lied to.
是吗 什么 比如说 Oh, really? What, like, uh,
假装自己是某方面的专家 pretending to be an expert on something you're not?
你没意识到 干我们这行经常要骗人 In case you haven't noticed, we're in the lying business.
是吗 Are we?
贾巴比亚人脾气很糟 Jababians are prickly.
我们得让他们开心 好吗 We want them to be happy, okay?
这样他们就不会毁掉我们的星球了 So they don't destroy our planet and everything on it.
这就是我们的任务 And that is the mission.
- 你要是没兴趣 - 我十分有兴趣 - If you're not down with the mission... - I'm down with the mission.
但我是不会跟贾巴比亚人上床的 But I'm not fornicating with a Jababian.
我又没让你跟他上床 That's not what I asked you to do.
? Let me take you to Indonesia ?
? Where nobody can reach us ?
? There's no need to take your phone ?
兄弟 你要在这儿待多久 So, how long you're here for, buddy?
万格斯明天回家 Vungus go home tomorrow.
明天 Tomorrow?
我们今晚得玩个痛快 对吧 Well, we better make it a good one, huh?
我想跟你说件事 H I came to talk, H.
我们得谈谈 We need to speak.
还谈什么 来嘛 我想看你扭起来 Ach, talkey-smokey. Come on, I wanna see you dance.
来吧 Come on, go.
我知道你喜欢这首歌 快来 I know this is your jam. Get out here.
M 跟上 M, come on.
不用了 我喜欢 Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
我喜欢坐着扭 I like to butt dance.
? Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ?
? The age don't mean a thing I ain't Chi Ali ?
? I bring 'em out with no ID ?
? Them boys they bring 'em out like I'm T.I.P. ?
? Come here girl ?
? Don't stop this rock, come on now ?
? Let me creep in your world ?
? Let me take you to Indonesia ?
我得跟你说件事 Hey, hey, I need to talk to you about something.
如果你想说在贝鲁特那晚的事 我已经把照片全删了 我发誓 If it's about the night in Beirut, I deleted the photos. Promise.
不 不是贝鲁特的事 是 No! Not Beirut. Just...
? Let me creep in your world ?
? I'm from the city wit nothing pretty ?
? And everybody know I spit a flow to get up with Diddy ?
? And now we finna blow Niggas in the hood show me love ?
? I'm the girl, pimp tight let my mink hang down to the floor ?
? Pardon me if I gotta be a boss ?
? I don't give, what it cost ?
? I floss big whips I floss big chains ?
? I talk big ish 'cause I'm got big thangs ?
- H - 怎么了 - H. - Yeah?
十二点方向 12 o'clock.
没错 夜生活才刚刚开始 You're damn right it is. Night is young.
听我说 H 是很严肃的事 Listen to me, H. This is serious!
你是万格斯唯一相信的人 You're the only one that Vungus can trust.
我也只相信你 The feeling's mutual.
? I see 'em looking at me like what's up ?
? Don't stop this rock, come on now ?
? Let me creep in your world ?
你这是怎么了 What happened to you?
没事 你又怎么了 Nothing. What happened to you?
干嘛突然这么严肃 放轻松 Why you so serious all of a sudden? Relax.
H H.
? No Vickies only La Perl-a ?
? Let me take you to Indonesia ?
? Where nobody can reach us ?
? There's no need to take your phone ?
怎么了 没事吧 兄弟 Hey, you all right, buddy?
怎么了 你脸色不太好 What's wrong? You don't look so good.
- 没事吧 - 万格斯感觉不舒服 - You okay? - Vungus not feel so good.
蔓越莓伏特加酒劲真大啊 Vodka cranberries sure pack a punch.
把他的车开过来 带他回去 Let's get his car, get him outta here.
好了 Okay.
我们送你回去睡 Get you off to bed. Let's get you in here.
好了 兄弟 All right, there you are, buddy.
进去吧 小心头 In you go. Oh, whoa, whoa. Watch your head.
好了 好好睡一觉 好吗 Okay. Now, sleep it off, okay?
我明早去找你 多喝水 I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.
跟总部汇报吗 Shouldn't we call it in?
当然不要 程序太繁琐了 God, no! The paperwork is a nightmare.
但是万格斯看起来不太好 Yeah, but Vungus didn't look too good.
虽然他之前也没好到哪儿去 但是 I mean, he didn't look too good before, but...
相信我 我见过他更糟糕的样子 Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
你知道吗 有一次在 This one time, when...
救救我 Help me.
- 黑衣人 别动 - 趴在地上 - MIB, freeze! - On the ground.
- 趴在地上 - 举起手来 - Hands up. - Palms down.
- 举起手来 - 趴在地上 - Palms down. - Hands up.
你想让他们怎么做 我觉得都行 Okay, w-which do I go with? I'm fine with either.
但我想 接下来 I just think, in the future,
我们还是统一比较好 we're gonna have to come up with something consistent.
你想让他们趴在地上吗 You want palms down?
如果你不介意的话 If you don't mind.
- 趴在地上 - 趴在地上 - Palms down. - Palms down.
很好 Good.
什么鬼 What the...?
情况不太妙啊 That doesn't look good.
快跑 Run!
M M!
他们过来了 They are coming!
油箱盖 快 Petrol cap, go!
我们需要更强力的武器 侧视镜 We need more firepower! Side view mirror.
我们该怎么办 朝他们砸过去吗 What do you want me to do, throw it at them?
我从来没见过这种操作 I haven't seen that before.
我觉得这武器就是个花架子 I don't think this is doing anything!
快点 Come on!
排气管 快 Exhaust pipe, go!
来吧 Come on!
不错 这才像样嘛 Now, this is more like it.
好了 Right.
快点 Hurry!
去看看万格斯 我掩护你 Go to Vungus, I'll cover you.
H 快点过来帮忙 H! A little help here!
不 No!
别让H过来 Not H.
他已经变了 He has changed.
我能感觉到 I could feel it.
我必须知道 I have to know...
我能否信任你 if I can trust you.
这次我是真生气了 Now, I'm pissed off!
把这个藏好 Hide this.
黑衣人内部出了一点问题 Something is wrong in Men in Black.
万格斯 这是什么 Vungus, what is this?
这是唯一能保护你的东西 It's the only thing that can protect you.
来吧 Come on!
让我看看你们还有什么新舞步 Lemme see your fancy dance moves now!
不许动 再动我就开枪了 Freeze! Lock it down! Move!
什么情况 What the...?
他怎么样了 How is he?
已经死了 He's gone.
这次你真是玩大了 哥们 Oi, totally outdone yourself here, mate.
- 你真是了不起 - 谢谢 - Well done. - Thank you.
跟我说说 发生了什么事 Well done. Fill me in. What happened?
我们受到了攻击 这还不明显吗 We were attacked, clearly.
她来了 但我不知道他们的底细 She came by, I don't know what....
那两个嫌疑人 The suspects...
他们徒手攻击了我们 They did this with their bare hands.
还能把固体变成液体 然后再变回来 They turned solid into liquid and then back again.
什么 What?
她怎么在这儿 Why is she here?
她 She...
- 她在帮你 - 她在帮你 - She is walking you - She is walking you
- 熟悉犯罪现场啊 - 熟悉犯罪现场啊 - through the crime scene. - through the crime scene.
不 不 No, no.
她还是实习特工 She is a probationary agent.
所以她 根本就没在这儿 好吗 So she... is not here at all, okay?
不能自欺欺人 她就在这儿 I think you'll find that she... clearly is here
因为我能看到她 because I can-I can see her.
- 我挺你 - 谢谢 - Backing you up. - Thank you.
我只是开个玩笑 无所谓了 It was a figure of speech, but fine.
你这次麻烦大了 Shh, you are in so much trouble.
我的天啊 就这么一项任务 Oh, my God, you had one job.
就这么一项简单的任务 You had one very simple job.
带一个蜥蜴浑球出去喝几杯 就这么容易 To take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks, that was it...
他不是什么蜥蜴浑球 他是我的朋友 Not, not! Not a lizard slimeball, a friend of mine.
不 没错 很抱歉 Oh, no, sorry. Sorry about that.
他是一个爬行动物浑球 He was a reptilian slimeball.
现在他死了 都是因为你 He's now dead because of you.
- 他死的时候谁在旁边 - 我在 - Who was with him when he died? - I was.
好的 好 Okay, good.
那他有没有说什么 能解释他为何被杀的话 And did he say anything that might explain why he was killed?
什么都行 Anything at all?
想一想 Come on.
没有 什么都没说 No. Not a thing.
那我总结一下 So just to recap, um...
没这个必要 No point.
贾巴比亚的一位高级皇室成员 A high-ranking member of the Jababian royal family
在你的看管下 dies on your watch
被两个物种不明的攻击者杀害 murdered by assailants that you can't identify
而且你们对原因一无所知 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom.
是这样吗 Is that-Is that about right?
你一开始说话我就走神了 都不知道你在说什么 I switched off the moment you started talking. I don't know.
你还是赶紧走开吧 Now, why don't you bugger off?
好的 小子 Okay, mate, yeah.
谢谢你 我这就走 Thank you. I'll piss off.
- 我这就回办公室 - 那才是你的地盘 - Back to the office. - Where you belong.
跟T老大汇报工作 To have a little word with High T
他这次可救不了你了 who will not save you this time.
不会有事的 好吗 用不着担心 只是 We'll be fine, okay? Don't-Don't worry. It's just...
不会有事的 We'll be fine.
好的 我明白 Yes. Yes. Understood.
确实是 Yeah. Indeed.
好的 Yes.
好的 没问题 Y-Yes. Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
我向您保证 一定解决好此事 L-Let me assure you, we will deal with this
严肃处理责任人 in the strongest possible terms.
贾巴比亚人想要你们的脑袋 The Jababians want your heads.
准确地说 Quite literally.
是两个用外交包裹送过去的脑袋 Both heads sent by diplomatic pouch.
好吧 Okay, um...
早 长官 Morning, sir.
我把您要的法医报告拿来了 I have the, uh, forensics report that you asked for.
谢谢 Thank you.
真是麻烦不断 Well, this is troubling.
非常棘手 Very troubling.
这就是嫌疑人 These are our suspects.
一种叫戴艾德姆的物种 A species called Dyadnum
他们来自一个双子星系统 from a binary star system
属于天龙座星系的 in the constellation Draco.
天龙座 那是蜂兽的领地 Draco, that's Hive territory.
几年前被蜂兽控制 The entire sector fell years ago.
戴艾德姆人的DNA里 A Dyad's DNA.
都是蜂兽的变异体 Riddled with Hive mutations.
据我们所知 And as we all know,
蜂兽不仅会摧毁敌人 the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies.
还会融入敌人的DNA They subsume them.
从内部控制敌人的身体 Take them over from within.
也就是说不管这两个人是谁 都是蜂兽的人 Which means whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now.
没错 但蜂兽为何大费周章 Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way
派他们杀死贾巴比亚的皇室成员 to kill a Jababian royal?
你跟万格斯最熟了 You knew Vungus better than anyone.
他有说为什么来这里吗 Did he indicate why he was here?
他有事找我们吗 Did he want something from us?
没有 他看起来很正常也很开心 No, he seemed pretty normal, pretty happy...
长官 这件事太丢人了 Sir! This whole thing is a fiasco.
简直是奇耻大辱 It's a farrago.
对于如此严重的失误 And a failure of this magnitude
我们需要立即执行 requires immediate invokement of...
第13条款 Article 13.
别那么无情 哪儿来的奇耻大辱 Don't be a dick. Who says farrago?
第13条款是什么 Uh, uh, what is Article 13?
立即将你们停职 Immediate termination.
然后就是 Followed by...
记忆清除 neuralyzation.
等等 不要 别冲动 Wait a second. No.
你们都是这样解决问题的吗 Is that you people's answer to everything?
- 把那东西收起来 - 摘掉眼镜 - Put that away. - Take your glasses off.
长官 不能这样 S-Sir, you can't.
给我个充分的理由 为什么不能 Give me one good reason why not?
因为 Um, because it's...
我们刚才说的那件事 W... What we're talking about, uh...
- 因为 - 因为 - Because... - Because...
清除我们的记忆 If you erase us...
- 你们就永远找不到真相 - 真相 - you will never know the truth. - The truth.
得了吧 他们明显是在拖延时间 Come on, sir, they're obviously stalling.
下命令吧 我来执行 Say the word, I'll do it.
把东西收起来 Put it away.
M 继续说 把理由讲清楚 M, go ahead. Explain yourself.
好 长官 Well, sir.
您好好想想 If you think about it,
仔细的想一想 really think about it,
说到万格斯 Vungus.
目前一共有多少人知道他在地球 How many people really knew that he was here?
这个房间里的人 The people in this room.
或许还有一些高级特工 And perhaps a dozen high level agents.
如果只有这些人知道万格斯的行踪 If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be,
假设万格斯没有把自己的位置泄露给凶手 And we assume that Vungus didn't leak his own location to the killers.
那这是不是意味着黑衣人里 Doesn't that mean that it was someone...
有内鬼 inside MIB?
有内鬼 长官 就在我们中间 A mole, sir, inside these very walls.
长官 他们明显是在胡编乱造 Sir, they're obviously making this up as they go along.
还说什么内鬼 What are you talking about, a mole?
黑衣人历史上 In the whole history of the company,
连信息泄露都没有过 there's not been so much as a leak. Mole.
内鬼都会这么说 Sounds like something a mole would say.
- 别瞎说 - 内鬼的典型说辞 - Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk.
内鬼学堂第一课 Sounds like Mole 101.
够了 Enough.
要是真的有内鬼 If we've been compromised,
那这个星球上所有的 It puts every citizen on this planet
人类和外星人就都有危险了 both human and alien at risk.
- C - 长官 - C. - Sir.
去查那两个凶手 Track down these killers.
- 找到他们就能揪出内鬼 - 是 长官 - Find the killers, we'll find the mole. - Will do, sir.
你可以走了 Dismissed.
M 你的聪明确实名不虚传 M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised.
你跟C一起办这件案子 Work the case with C.
让武器部门着手做一些 And get Weapons Department started
能杀死戴艾德姆人的东西 on something that can neutralize these Dyads.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
长官 她确实很聪明 Sharp indeed she is, sir.
所以 这么说您想让我督办这件案子 So, I assume you'll want me overseeing the case.
比如 监督 Sort of, uh, supervise...
我不会再包庇你了 H I'm finished covering for you, H.
这案子需要我 长官 You need me on this case, sir.
我打败过蜂兽 记得吗 I-I've dealt with the Hive before, remember?
仅凭智慧 With nothing b-but my wits
- 和两把7系除雾器 - 不 - and my Series-7... - No!
是他打败过蜂兽 He dealt with the Hive before.
而我不知道那个他去哪儿了 And I don't know where the hell he has gone.
我还以为你能成为这里的领导 I actually used to think you could lead this place.
是我看错了你 I was wrong about you.
你走吧 We're done here.
这是命令 That's an order.
您并没有看错我 长官 Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.
您看到过我的过人之处 我没变 You saw something in me once. It's still there.
抱歉 让您失望了 I apologize for letting you down.
再给我一次机会 我会解决的 我向您保证 Give me another chance and I'll fix this, T, I promise you.
我觉得这不光是把刀 I don't think it's just a blade.
上面好像还涂了什么毒药 Looks like it carries some sort of poison.
可是要怎么 I want you to, uh...
等等 抱歉 伙计 Wait, sorry, mate.
T老大让我带头处理这件案子 High T decided he wants me to run point on this one.
等等 什么 抱歉 我不相信你 Wait. What? Sorry, I don't believe you.
我也不喜欢这样 Look, I don't like it any better than you.
但是他一直说离不开我 But he kept going on about relying on me.
这件案子需要最好的特工什么的 Needing our top agent, that sort of thing.
规矩不是我定的 去找他谈吧 I don't make the rules Take it up with him.
M T老大想让你跟我多学几招 M, he's keen for you to shadow me on this one.
他说要向最专业的人学习 Learn from the best, he said.
让我好好培训你 Little on-the-job training, if you will.
怎么样 Hmm? Yeah?
来吧 Come on.
你是走还是留 Are you going or you staying?
- 是啊 我得走了 - 好吧 - Yeah, I'll-I'll go. - Yeah, all right, well...
- 好的 - 走吧 - Okay. - Come on.
H H?
真是谢谢啊 Well, thanks for that.
我受够你了 I'm sick of you.
我来了 Okay.
所以真相到底是什么 So, what's the actual truth?
你倒是告诉我啊 对于厌恶说谎的人来说 Well, you tell me, because for someone who hates lying,
你还真是不容易 that was incredible!
- 我没有 - 得了吧 刚才气氛那么紧张 - I wasn't... - Come on, that was electric up there.
我们配合得相当不错 The way we played off each other, back and forth.
即兴发挥而已 I was riffing.
“黑衣人里有内鬼” "A mole inside MIB."
真是天才 我怎么就想不出来 Gosh, genius. Wish I thought of it myself.
说不定真的有呢 And I discovered a possible truth.
你好好想想 这种说法不无道理 I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot.
你们有什么发现 So, what have you got so far?
我刚要对这个物质进行分子分解 I was about to run a molecular deconstruction on the substance
然后跟其他毒药进行比对 and cross-reference with all known toxins.
好主意 Mm, good idea.
这个不能吸 Oh! Wouldn't do that.
我知道这是什么了 Whoo! I know what that is.
对 这东西弄死了一个300磅的贾巴比亚人 Yeah, that killed a 300-pound Jababian,
我可不会随便拿来吸 so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
这是高纯度的泽福多斯 That is zephos, pure grade.
要是剂量部队 它会立刻要你的命 The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
要是剂量对了 它就会让你赤身裸体 The right amount will keep you dancing shirtless
在摩纳哥的夜店桌子上连续跳17个小时 on a nightclub table in Monaco for about 17 hours straight.
你这张嘴总是没有把门的 So much information. Always so much information.
我也是听别人说的 I mean, it's what I've heard anyway.
只有一个地方的人知道怎么弄这个 There's only one place in the world with the know-how to mix it.
我们走 Let's go.
不来吗 You comin'?
世界还等着被拯救呢 World's not gonna save itself.
你是说 你需要我帮你 拯救世界吗 Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
我就知道 Thought so.
你会在这儿看到很多这种符号 Yeah, you'll see that a lot around here.
是一种克罗姆林标记 They're a chameleon tag.
在他们星系 代表希望或毁灭 In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation.
具体是什么意思 现在还有争议 There's still some debate around what exactly.
其实是和谐的意思 Actually, it's harmony.
在地球上 代表我们进入了黑衣人安全港 But on Earth it means we're on training MIB's, safe haven.
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
手册上写了 It's in the handbook.
手册不能全信 Don't believe everything you read.
跟客服说话是我的工作 That is my job.
那我的工作是什么 闭嘴干瞪眼吗 And my job is what? Hang out here and shut up?
对 把嘴闭上 这就是你的工作 Yes, you shut up. That is your job.
看看这是谁啊 纳萨尔 Well, look who it is, Nasr.
拜托 你知道规矩的 Come on, you know the rules.
不能让人类看到外星科技 No visible alien tech anywhere on the street.
趁我还没开罚单快把车藏起来 Cover the bike up before I have to give you a ticket.
H H?
真的是你吗 It is really you?
当然是我了 还能是谁 Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
你好 巴萨姆 Hey, Bassam.
你好 H 纳萨尔说你死了 Hi, H. Nasr said you were dead.
什么 我可没说过 What? I-I never said that.
你说过 他在说谎 You did. He's lying.
黑 别乱说 那是 Hey! Get... that...
你为什么觉得我死了 Why would I be dead?
巴萨姆误会了 Bassam misunderstood.
我们听说你和瑞莎 分手了 We heard that you and Riza had... split up.
瑞莎 是谁 Ooh, Riza. Who's that?
这不是重点 Not important.
是人类还是 Mm. Human or...?
无所谓吧 Doesn't matter.
我就是好奇物种不同怎么谈恋爱 Just curious how it works between species.
这根本就不重要 就是一个老朋友 Very unimportant old friend of mine, so...
瑞莎领导着银河系最大的犯罪集团 Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy.
她也是一个非常成功的女商人 Who is a very successful businesswoman.
我喜欢女商人 I love a businesswoman.
行了 你们说这些干什么 Okay, why are we talking about this?
很遗憾 H 你们是很棒的一对 So sad, H. You- You made a lovely couple.
好吧 谢谢 没什么大不了的 Okay, thank you very much. But these things happen.
你还说 “那个疯婆子 肯定会把他宰了” You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat."
不好意思 失陪一下 Excuse us for one moment.
就是你说的 不是我 Your words, not mine.
你不能 Don't you...!
你跟那个女的约会过 You dated this-this person?
你们好像是有利益冲突吧 It seems like a conflict of interest.
你知道了我的私生活 这才叫利益冲突 Conflict of interest for you to know about my private life.
好吧 我也不想知道 Yeah, sure, I would prefer not to know that.
行了 听着 Hey, Th-that's enough. Listen.
别揍他了 - Hoo! - Stop beating the hell out of him.
- 好吧 - 还是把车藏起来吧 - Yeah! - Keep this thing covered up.
好的 没问题 Absolutely. Will do.
- 谢谢 - 不会有下次了 - Thank you. - Won't happen again.
很高兴见到你们 Nice to meet you both.
- 没错 - 是的 - Yes. - Yeah.
什么事 What?
我们从夜店外面的摄像头里调出了这个 Pulled this from the surveillance camera outside the club.
你一站这儿我就难受 Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable.
抱歉 Sorry 'bout that.
你给T看过了吗 Have you shown this to T?
你说有事先找你 He said everything goes through you.
是的 有事先找我 很好 Yes, everything does go through me. Good.
我会给他看的 I'll show him.
你去忙吧 Go on.
我的天啊 Goodness me.
天啊 Oh, boy.
出大事了 Here comes trouble.
要出乱子了 I like trouble.
你跟我想到一起去了吗 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
给瑞莎打电话 Call Riza.
对 就是这儿 Oh, here, this is it.
好像堆了好几天了 Looks like a couple day's worth.
但是一直没人出来收 No one's been around to collect.
有人吗 Hello?
再往前走一步 我就把你干掉 小白脸 One more step and I'll liquify your pants, pretty boy.
别紧张 我们没有恶意 Easy, easy, we don't want any trouble.
站在那儿别动 Do not move!
你好啊 Hey, look at you.
你叫什么名字 小兄弟 What do they call you, sport?
我可不是你的“小兄弟” "Sport" is not what you call me.
这是什么东西 What is it?
什么东西 我是个人 It? He.
- 抱歉 - 为什么非要问我叫什么 - Sorry. - Why would you call me anything?
兵没有名字 我们只是兵而已 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns.
好吧 那就叫兵兵 Uh, okay. Pawny, then.
这儿发生了什么事 What happened here?
我们本来玩得很开心 Oh, we had the best party.
侃爷还带来了新专辑 Kanye showed up and dropped, like, a whole new album.
那真是他最棒的作品 And it was some of his best work.
你看看 我们被打得屁滚尿流 Look around. We got our asses kicked!
我的女王 My Queen!
她死了 Oh, she's gone.
我发誓 再也不会效忠其他人了 I'll never serve another, I swear it.
我会把匕首 插进自己的身体 就像这样 I'll plunge my dagger into my own body, like this.
把五脏六腑都插透 然后静静的 Through all my vital organs and then leave it
等待死神把我带走 until the dark takes me.
你不会真的要自寻短见吧 You're not actually gonna go through with this, are you?
听着 没有女王的兵 Listen, a queen's pawn without a queen is just
就只是个兵了 a pawn!
毫无存在价值 A nothing.
我必须结束我的生命 I must end my own life
还要以 in the most...
最痛苦的方式 painful way possible.
不要拦着我 Don't stop me.
我的生存几率 Chance of survival:
是零 Zero.
- 你不觉得我们该拦着他吗 - 我要动手了 - Do you think we should stop him? - Gonna do it.
我还挺想看看 他会怎么做呢 Kinda wanna see if he goes through with it.
抱歉 你说什么 Uh, sorry. What did you say?
什么都没说 Hmm? Nothing at all.
不 刚才是我在说话 No, you know what, I did say something.
是吗 You did?
是的 他是目击证人 Yeah. He's a witness.
不好意思 Excuse me.
老实说 You know,
我觉得你的女王并不希望你 I don't think that she would want you to, you know...
做出这种傻事 明白吗 go through with it, honestly.
你算哪根葱 你怎么知道女王的想法 Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want?
你也是女王吗 Are you a queen?
我觉得所有女人 都可以回答 是 Well, I mean, to the extent that all women are, yes.
但是不 不 But no. No.
我不是女王 I'm not a queen.
你知道吗 她其实是个特工 You know what she is, though, is an agent.
- 特工 - 没错 - A-gent? - Mm-hmm.
这是个头衔吗 Is that a title?
确实是个头衔 It is a title.
象征着显赫的地位和荣誉 A title of great eminence and stature.
M是个特工 M here is an agent.
没有兵的特工 你明白我的意思吧 An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning.
我从来没没这么想过 I never thought of this.
但是纪念死者的最好方式 But maybe the best way to honor the dead
也许就是好好的活着 is to go on living.
没错 Yes!
我发誓将永远效忠于您 M特工 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M!
不 不 我不需要你的效忠 No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject.
太迟了 我都发过誓了 Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty.
您应该早点说 不 不 I wish you'd said no, no, no before.
恭喜你了 Congratulations.
如果您先我而去 And if you should die before I...
我一定结束自己的生命 I promise to end my own life
还要以最痛苦的方式 In the most painful way possible.
对 Yeah. Ha.
我不喜欢你 I don't like you.
我们走 Let's go.
主人 My lady?
带上我吧 我会让您开心的 Come on. We'll have a fun time.
- 好吧 - 太好啦 - Fine. - Yes!
H 有件事我一直想告诉你 H, there's something that I've been meaning to tell you about
我一直想告诉你 I been wanting to tell you...
- 什么事 - 关于 哪儿去了 - Yeah? - About it... where?
你是说这个吗 You mean this?
- 你把它偷走了 - 什么叫偷 - You stole it from me? - "Stole it from me."
我只是取回你从犯罪现场偷来的证物 I recovered evidence which you stole from a crime scene.
万格斯让我把它藏好 Vungus told me to hide it,
而我没法相信任何人 and that I couldn't trust anyone, so.
你听信了万格斯的话 You're telling me y-y-you listened to Vungus?
你相信万格斯 You trusted Vungus
而不是身为高级特工搭档 instead of your partner, a senior agent?
- 是吗 - 简而言之 是的 - Huh? - In a word, yes.
H 一说到特工 H, speaking of agents.
躲起来 Come on.
他们来这儿干什么 Why would they be here?
要不是有跟我们无关的颁奖晚会 There's either an award show we're not aware of
就是我们有大麻烦了 or we're in deep shit.
谢谢 马上封锁所有的街道 Thank you. I need you to close every street,
拱门和下水道 every archway and every sewer, now.
请放大那个摄像机的画面 Come in close from that body cam there, please.
谁能跟我解释一下 Could someone please explain to me
这到底是怎么回事 what the hell is going on?
长官 这是个敏感话题 Ah, sir, slightly sensitive subject.
还是别声张的好 Thought it best to keep it quiet.
请再拉近一点 A bit further in, please.
C 过来一下 C! A word.
没问题 别让任何人离开老城 好吗 Absolutely. No one leaves the Medina, all right?
这 This.
太过分了 This is nonsense.
就算你不喜欢H Despite your personal feelings,
他也是我们这里最优秀的特工之一 H is one of the best agents ever to wear the suit.
他曾是我们这里最优秀的特工之一 No, sir, he was one of the best agent to wear the suit.
蜂兽事件过后他就变了 He hasn't been the same since the incident with the Hive.
你看 Look. Look.
我的线人说 My sources say
万格斯从 that Vungus stole it
贾巴比亚战争部高级研究中心偷走了这个 from the Jababian War Department Advanced Reseach Division
还带到了地球 and brought it here.
你一直瞒着我 瞒多久了 And you kept this from me. For how long?
你给我解释清楚 Explain yourself.
解释什么 Oh, explain myself?
长官 不管那是什么 Sir, whatever that thing is,
M和H在您办公室时就拿着了 M and H had it in your office.
您却让他们走了 长官 恕我冒犯 And you let them go, sir. With all due respect,
是您放他们走的 you let them go.
继续行动 Carry on.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
- 等等C - 长官 - And C. - Sir.
直接带他们来见我 Bring them straight to me.
不管这事什么 万格斯都用生命保护了它 Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it.
他交给我 是为了不让它落入那些人手中 He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
长官 Yes, sir.
H 听我说 H, listen to me.
这次行动没有我的授权 This isn't my operation.
离开那里 找个安全的地方 然后向我汇报 Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.
M也许说对了 M might be right.
每隔10分钟就汇报一次 I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
黑衣人里可能真的有内鬼 There could be a mole in Men in Black.
听着 All right.
你拿好它 我去把他们引开 Take this. I'll draw them away.
20分钟后主广场见 I'll meet you in the main square in 20.
快走 Go.
借过 Pardon.
劳驾 劳驾 Pardon. Pardon.
各位 真是巧啊 Hey, guys, what are the odds?
纳萨尔 把你的车借我一下 Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.
好借好还 再借不难 懂吗 As long as it is to borrow, not steal, ha?
好的 放心吧 快点 Yes, of course. Come on, quick. come on.
我看看 油门 刹车 Okay... accelerator, brake.
给你水 天气挺热的 Water. Very hot out there.
你还真贴心 Ah, very thoughtful of you.
这车挺好开的 对吧 This is all pretty straightforward, yeah?
对 非常好开 没错 Yes. Very straightforward indeed. Yes, yes.
就像骑自行车一样 Just like riding a bike.
那太好了 Okay, cool.
抱歉 Sorry!
这哪里像自行车了 Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all.
快 跳上来 Quick! Jump on.
抓紧了 Hold on tight!
该死 Oh, shit!
快抓住我 Hold on, Pawny!
等等我 Wait for me!
谢谢 Thanks!
真不敢相信我做到了 I can't believe that actually worked!
- H - 怎么了 - H. - Yeah?
对了 把眼镜戴上 Oh, right. Uh, glasses.
大家好 麻烦你们看这里 Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here.
快开车 Just drive.
天啊 Oh, boy.
现在怎么办 按红色按钮吧 What do you think? Press the red button?
应该是超空间引擎 I think it's hyperdrive.
不 不 我觉得应该是蓝色的 No, no, no. I think hyperdrive is blue.
好吧 有时候得相信直觉 Well, you know, sometimes you have to trust your gut.
还是我的直觉更靠谱 My gut, not yours.
随便按一个吧 Somebody press something.
甩掉他们了 Lost the tail!
我就说是超空间引擎嘛 What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.
- 要相信直觉 - 是啊 - Trust your gut. Trust your gut. - Yeah, yeah.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 我讨厌沙子 Oh, God, I hate sand.
红色按钮太棒啦 The red button was awesome!
我们再按一次吧 Let's press the red button again.
那东西怎么了 Hey, what's it doing?
它在动 Moving.
这是什么东西 What is that thing?
看到它的核心了吗 See the core?
它在不断从光球层里 How it keeps emitting convective energy
向外散发对流能量 across the interior of the photosphere?
对 我都看到了 Mm, yeah, no, I see all the...
就是那个什么光球层 I see the-the photosphere bit.
行了 别装了 Okay, yeah, shh.
这跟热核爆炸产生的能量一样 Those are thermonuclear explosions.
等等 什么意思 Wait, and what does that mean?
这东西是炸弹吗 Like-Like a bomb or something?
我觉得这是一颗 I think what we're looking at
被超级压缩的星球 is a supercompressed star
根据热量的颜色 and by the color temperature,
我认为这是一颗蓝巨星 I'd say it's a blue giant.
按一下试试 看看会怎么样 Let's just press the button, see what-see what this thing does.
你在建议 我们拿这颗武器化的星球 试着玩吗 Are you suggesting that we try a weaponized star for fun?
这是为了科学 不光是玩 Mm-hmm. Well, for science and fun.
这两者并不矛盾 Well, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
好的 Okay.
没有比这里更适合的场地了 对吧 Yeah, there is no better place than this, right?
毕竟这里还被叫做空旷的四分之一 They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.
对 所以我才让你试试 来吧 Yes. That's why I made the suggestion. Go.
只用千分之一的能量怎么样 Uh, at just .001, what do you think?
好 我看行 Yeah, start off slow.
- 快按吧 - 好的 - Press the button. - Okay.
也许你可以把能量 再往上调一些 Maybe ratchet it up a few notches, the little...
哇哦 Whoa!
这还是低档设置 That was the low setting?
你觉得会有人发现这儿多个坑吗 Do we think anyone's gonna notice that-that wasn't there before?
长官 Sir.
他们逃走了 They, uh, got away.
我觉得更合适得说法是 I believe the appropriate phrase is
你们跟丢了 you lost them.
依我个人之见 长官 Well, I put it to you, sir...
有人在暗中帮他们 that they had help.
或许吧 Probably.
但是我了解H But I know H.
他这样做肯定事出有因 Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
您为什么要护着他 Why do you keep protecting him?
为什么不惩罚他 What is it going to take?
我要护着的是 我们的组织 I'm protecting this institution.
您在防着我吗 From what, from me?
您在质疑我的忠诚吗 长官 Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
至少你的判断力值得怀疑 At the very least, your judgment.
还有别的事吗 C特工 Is there anything else, Agent C?
- 没有了 长官 - 很好 - No, sir. - Good.
那就请你离开吧 Would you kindly leave?
万格斯知道 这东西威力有多大吧 Now, Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right?
他明知道这武器能毁灭时间 He knew that it could destroy entire worlds.
却把它给了你 我就不明白了 And he gave it to you. I don't understand. Someone that he
你们猜刚刚认识 他怎么会这么做 only just met. Why would he do that?
- 我不知道 - 什么 - I don't know. - Hmm?
也许是因为他信任我 Maybe he trusted me.
你确实值得信任 但 I mean, not that I doubt your general trustworthiness, but
我毕竟还在万格斯母亲的葬礼上唱过歌呢 I mean, I-I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral.
老实说 我唱得挺好的 Quite beautifully, if I might add.
你知道 我们两个真的很熟 You know, w-we knew everything about one another.
我是说 他一定是信任我的 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me.
好吧 H 如果你非想值得 Okay, H, if you must know...
他说你变了 He said that you'd changed.
我真的受够了听到 You know, I-I'm getting a little sick of hearing
这套“你变了”的鬼话 people give me this "you've changed" crap.
我还是过去那个我 I'm the same person I was years ago.
你是说你一直都是这样吗 You mean to tell me that you've always been this way?
什么样 What way?
又呆又傻 Uh, vaguely inept.
傲慢 Arrogant.
鲁莽草率 Reckless.
我有漏掉什么吗 Did I miss anything?
好吧 听着 Okay, yeah, hey, look.
傲慢 鲁莽草率 说得好 I don't contend I'm reckless. That's nice.
也许我有时候是这样 但你知道吗 Well, maybe I am a few of those things occasionally
我的工作是拯救地球 but guess what? My job is saving the planet
我也确实这样做了 我干的很好 不是吗 And that's what I do. I do a pretty good job at it, okay?
我一直恪尽职守 And while that's still happening,
我的规矩就是 没有规矩 the rules are, there are no rules.
- 你这话打脸了 - 没错 - Well, that's a rule. - Mm-hmm.
我去 好了 谁都不许动 Goddammit. All right, nobody move!
把东西放下 胡子怪 Drop it, hairball!
谁都不许动 Nobody move!
巴萨姆 你怎么来的 Bassam, how the hell'd you get here?
不觉得我很水润吗 H Feelin' hydrated, H?
我从来没有洗过澡 Never had a bath before.
整整洗掉了两斤灰 Lost two pounds of dirt alone.
我们还喝水来着 God, we drank from that.
天啊 我就说怎么合起来一股胡子味 Oh, God, I thought I tasted, like, a living beard.
算了 Okay, um...
巴萨姆 听我说好吗 兄弟 Bassam, listen, all right, mate, uh...
不要冲动 Let's be sensible here.
你大概还不知道 那东西有多厉害吧 I don't think you really know what you're dealing with.
- 所以 - 得了吧 我当然知道 - So... - Oh, no, I definitely do.
瑞莎肯定会出大价钱买的 Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it.
- 等等 - 不 - Wait! - No, no, no!
祝你们生活愉快 蠢货们 Have a nice life, bozos!
干得好 H Great job, H.
兵兵 能让她把扭力扳手递给我吗 Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench, please?
她有名字和头衔 你明明知道的 She has a name and a title, and you know that.
主人 这个二缺想要扭力扳手 My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench.
兵兵 你告诉他 Pawny, will you tell him that
他越快修好驾驶操控台的电源 the sooner he restores power to my drive console,
我就能越快弄清楚怎么操作它 the sooner that I can figure out how to program it?
主人说 你是一个满脑子废料的蠢驴 My lady says that you're a clock-brained ass clown
你的愚蠢已经威胁到了地球的安全 whose gullible idiocy has threatened the very existence of the planet.
行了 他根本就没那么说 Okay, you know what, she- she didn't say that, all right?
你就是个没用的小废物 You little worst piece in a chess board.
- 她说了 - 她一个字都没说 - She said it. - She didn't say anything.
我心里就是那么想的 Yeah, but I was thinking it.
几乎一字不差 Actually, every single word.
你传达得很好 谢谢 You make a really good point. Thank you.
能告诉你的主人 电源修好了吗 You should tell your lady she now has power.
二缺说电源已经修好了 Uh, the jackass says, my lady, that you have power.
帮我谢谢他 Can you thank him?
真的吗 Really?
可以用冷漠但又不失礼貌的方式说 But in a cold, kind of polite way.
瞪着他说也行 You can even put a glare on it.
你看着办 我相信你 Just play around with it. I trust you.
主人说谢谢你 My lady says thank you.
我知道武器去哪儿了 也知道怎么拿回来 I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back.
主人 My lady?
我自己来吧 继续说 I got this one. I'm listening.
巴萨姆只有一个真正的买家 瑞莎 Bassam has only one real buyer. Riza.
丝塔夫罗丝 Stavros.
就是跟你约过会的那个瑞莎吗 Riza, the Riza you went out with?
那个星际军火贩子瑞莎 The intergalactic alien arms dealer, Riza?
请允许我插句话 I'm gonna hop back in for a second.
你和瑞莎·丝塔夫罗丝约会过 那个军火贩子 You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death?
杀戮之母 The Mother of Murder?
她超级正点 She's pretty hot.
我们认识的时候我不知道她是军火商 I didn't know she was an arms dealer when we met.
我当时就被她迷住了 And I-And I was distracted by her
诡计和她的 feminine wiles and her
美色 intoxicating beauty.
而且我们彼此有感觉 And besides, you know, we weren't interested in labels,
也不在乎对方是干什么的 we were interested in our hearts,
如果内心炽热就是犯罪的话 那就开枪吧 and if having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me.
先别开枪 Not yet.
我听候您的吩咐 You'll let me know though, right?
真的吗 Really?
“内心炽热” "A big, old heart"?
怎么了 What?
怎么 很好笑 是吗 That's funny, is it, hmm?
内心炽热 A big, old heart.
太蠢了 什么鬼说法 Stupid. Who talks like that?
内心炽热 真搞笑 A big, old doofus.
你从来没谈过恋爱 对吧 You've never been in love, have you?
我不是嘲笑你 我只是想问问 I'm not making fun, I'm genuinely asking.
你就没有为爱疯狂过吗 You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
说什么呢 恋爱笔记本的续集吗 Ugh, what is this, the sequel to The Notebook?
我没看过原作 但我觉得你挺适合写言情的 I never saw it, but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense.
我没有谈过 No, I haven't.
爱情没有逻辑来得靠谱 Passion is unstable and logic is constant.
- 你这么想 - 对 - Is that right? - Yeah.
两个人肉体的吸引 Physical attraction is nothing more than
不过是大脑化学反应而已 chemical reactions in your brain.
不可信任 Can't trust them.
也不真实 They're not real.
可整个宇宙 不就是化学反应的结果吗 Well, isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?
你当然可以信任它 Pretty sure I can trust that.
感觉很真实 Feels pretty real.
说得还挺深奥 That's actually kinda deep.
应该修好了 Well, that should do it.
启动试试 Power her up.
谢谢 Thank you.
兵兵 Pawny?
- 不是这 - 我只能跳这么远 - Not there. - That's as far as I could jump.
其实我能跳得再高点 但是那就更尴尬了 Actually, I could jump higher, but that would've been more awkward.
好了 别说了 Okay, enough.
准备启动 Here we go.
终于好了 And look at that.
- 真不错 - 是啊 - Well done. - Mm-hmm.
我了解瑞莎 她虽然是军火贩子 Now, I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death.
但她有个弱点 But she does have one weakness.
准备好当英雄了吗 小家伙 You ready to be a hero, little guy?
我一向来者不拒 Pretty open to anything.
很好 我们去那不勒斯 Good. 'Cause we're going to Naples.
你要去瑞莎的强化必死堡垒吗 Oh, to Riza's fortified fortress of for sure death?
别开枪 别开枪 Don't shoot, don't shoot.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
改天再谈好吗 我有其他客人来了 Can we do this another day? I have another visitor.
- 当然可以 没问题 - 是吗 - Oh, absolument. - Yeah?
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Au revoir. - Bye.
卢卡 想我了吗 Luca! Did you miss me?
没有 No.
H H.
我知道你为什么来 I know why you're here.
你为什么要穿粉裤子 Why are you wearing pink trousers?
最近怎么样 So, how've you been?
真是好久不见 It's been a while, eh?
和瑞莎分手的坏处就是 The tough thing about breakups
不能跟你当朋友了 is the friendships you lose.
至少我们有过快乐的时光 不是吗 Ah, we had some good times though, didn't we?
瑞莎和我也有过快乐的时光 Riza and I had good times, I guess.
那时候你就站在后面当灯泡 You just sort of lurked in the background a bit.
很漂亮 对吧 Wonderful, isn't she?
我就是喜欢 很蠢 却很漂亮的东西 I just love dumb, beautiful creatures.
这感觉很熟悉 对吧 This is familiar, isn't it?
这么说 So...
黑衣人终于把你扫地出门了吗 MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
其实我是自己出来的 Showed myself out, actually.
马儿就该自由自在 Some horses are born to roam free.
不听话的基本都死了 And others just get shot.
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
想见见你 I wanted to see you.
带了些东西 And I brought you something.
还带来了礼物 And I know how you like special pets
我知道你喜欢特别的宠物 so, I brought you a peace offering.
喵 喵 Meow, meow.
汪汪 呜呜 等等 Bark, woof, etcetera, etcetera.
我很喜欢 Oh, I like it.
他长得 He is...
真是丑萌丑萌的 对吧 cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
全宇宙仅此一只 The last of his kind.
你总是知道如何讨我欢心 对不对 You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you?
你也总是知道 如何让我心跳加速 And you always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster.
记忆清除器 也没办法让我忘记这句话 Not a neuralyzer in the world would make me forget that.
其实我很想看看 You know, I was actually looking forward
我的枪把你打成筛子的样子 to seeing my guns tear you to pieces,
但一看到 and then I saw that
帅气的 perfect, little...
小脸 face of yours, and...
我必须知道 I had to know.
知道什么 Know what?
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
我们之间这段感情是真的吗 Was this ever real?
是吗 Hmm? This?
我和你之间 You, me, was it?
有好戏看了 This'll be good.
是真的吗 Was it?
我从一开始就知道你的真实身份 I knew who you were from the start.
我的工作就是 My job was to
赢得你的信任 gain your trust and...
在时机成熟的时候扳倒你 take you down when the opportunity came.
这就是真相 That's the truth.
对 我会把耳机关掉的 Uh, yeah, gotta turn my earpiece off for this part.
天啊 闭嘴 God, shut up.
- 什么 - 没什么 - What? - No, I'm sorry...
我在对我的心说话 It's what I say to my heart
那些话就像脑海里的声音一样 when it's like a voice inside my head.
我明白 Oh, I know.
这是装不出来的 I couldn't fake that.
谢谢 Thank you.
没什么的 That's okay.
不 我得谢谢你 No, but thank you for...
让我彻底放下了 for giving me closure.
大家时不时地都需要放松一下 Well, we all need some-some closure from time to time.
让他消失 Get him out of here.
等等 别这样 等一下 What, wait, no... Wait a second.
我也需要放下 I need some closure, too.
- H - 亲爱的 那我的感情呢 - H... - What about my feelings?
给你提个建议 Here's a little tip for you, honey.
下次来找我和好时 Next time you bring a peace offering,
最好别挑我得到最强 don't make it the same day I come into possession
杀伤性武器的那一天 of the most powerful weapon ever created.
这跟那件事没关系 我都不知道你得了件武器 This had nothing to do with that. I didn't even know you had a weapon.
这是两码事 是巧合 It's a totally separate thing, it's a coincidence.
完全巧合 我不知道她新得了件武器 Total coincidence. I didn't know she had a weapon.
你知道这件事吗 Did you know she had a weapon?
送他上船 Take him to the boat.
行了 别动手 Okay, okay, okay.
我觉得刚才很顺利 兄弟们 Well, fellas, I think that went pretty well.
估计以后我们要经常见面了 Looks like we'll be seeing a whole lot more of each other.
好的 让我看看 Okay, okay, okay.
塞巴斯汀 亲爱的 Sebastian, darling?
你想不想 How would you like to be able
在足不出户的情况下就摧毁整个太阳系 to destroy entire solar systems without leaving your home?
- 兵兵 - 是的 我看到了 - Pawny? - Yeah, I see it.
关闭激光器 Oh, would you look at that?
这下好了 M Good to go, M.
好了 兵兵 到你登场了 Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.
好吧 这还真是压力山大 Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive.
很简单 亲爱的 你要还是不要 It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not?
不 只有一个 塞巴斯汀 No, I only have one, Sebastian.
我也留不了太久 And I won't have that for long.
不 我只给你5秒钟 No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
就是这么完美 Perfectly done.
我一会再打给你 I'm gonna call you back.
糟了 糟了 Oh, crap, oh, crap!
瞧你那小短腿 Well, look at your little legs!
跑得还真快 You are so fast!
瞧你跑起来那小样儿 God, look at you run!
真快啊 等等 我来了 You're so fast. Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
别再跑了 Now, you don't run away again.
你好啊 Oh, hello.
我还一直以为 Oh, and here I thought...
H是独行侠 H worked alone.
我可真傻 Silly me.
你更可怜 Poor you.
确实没你想的那么简单 对 It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.
哦 那 Oh, that.
这是一把卡兹克短管转轮歼灭枪 That's a snubnose cross SIG Annihilator.
你知道人类要是中枪会怎么样吗 Do you know what that does to a human body?
会把你从里到外烧个精光 It boils you from the inside out.
不错 Cute.
你知道兵兵 Do you know what a Pawny does
能对外星军火贩子造成什么伤害吗 to sadistic alien arms dealers?
不知道 亲爱的 你说的“兵兵”是什么 No, honey, tell me what a "pawny" is.
我就是兵兵 你这个疯婆子 I'm a Pawny, you psycho!
看来形势逆转了 Looks like the tables have turned.
接得太完美了 That was an incredible catch!
这感觉真爽 That felt good.
别担心 别担心 都在计划之内 Don't worry, don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
好吧 H 你总有万事大吉的错觉 Well, H, you always have been rather delusional.
和好礼物 Peace offering.
杀了他们 Kill them.
先杀了H 手段残忍点 Start with him and make it hurt.
不 你也不是非杀他不可 No, you don't have to do this!
把我放下 你这个塔伦兽恶棍 Put me down, you Terrantian thug!
等一下 你刚刚说塔伦兽 Wait, did you say Terrantian?
对啊 Yes.
是的 主人 他说了 Yes, my lady, he did.
塔伦兽杀人的时候必须全神贯注 They tend to be very single-minded when it comes to killing.
因为他们的脑仁小得像个开心果 Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
你这是帮倒忙 You're not helping.
你们看到的是来自仙女星座二号 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Terrantian
未授权的塔伦兽 from Andromeda II.
塔伦兽 Terrantian?
我认识一个塔伦兽 I know a Terrantian.
我见过一次 I met one once.
我还帮助过他 I helped him.
卡布拉纳舒林 Kavula Nachshulin.
什么 What?
卡布拉纳舒林 Kavula Nagsulin.
她说得对 What she said.
你怎么知道这句话 How d'you know that?
是塔伦兽跟我说的 Because he said it to me.
莫莉 Molly?
是我 Yes.
莫莉 Molly?
你开什么玩笑 不是吧 Are you shitting me, really?
现在是谁有错觉了 Who's delusional now?
是你吗 It's you?
你长大了 You've grown!
当然 我也是 I mean, me-me too.
把东西给她 Give her the box.
卢卡 你不能这么做 Luca, you can't do this.
我对你不好吗 Haven't I been good to you?
你要是想杀谁 我从来都没拦过 I've let you kill anyone you wanted.
放过我 Come on.
不行吗 No?
把东西给我 The box?
谢谢 Thank you.
对了 你改变了我的人生 You changed my life, by the way.
快告诉我 Hey, uh, quickly...
卡布拉纳舒林是什么意思 Kavula Nachshulin, what does it mean?
意思是 总有一天 我会让你想杀的人 It means, one day, I'll kill
以最痛苦的方式死去 whoever I choose in the most gruesome way imaginable.
我们还是先留着她吧 Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment
等我和H商量好行动计划后再决定 until he and I can discuss our plan of action.
H 你没事吧 H? H, are you okay?
我很好 I'm good.
刚才 Uh, that was...
还真是刺激啊 That was a rush.
对 找刺激就免不了受伤 Yeah, and incredibly painful.
没错 Yeah.
这个计划完全没有按计划进行 Pretty sure the plan went wrong in every conceivable way.
是啊 Yeah, well.
所以 So, uh...
你真名是莫莉 对吗 It's Molly, huh?
你不该知道的 You're not supposed to know that.
太迟了 我已经知道了 Well, too late. I know it now.
公平起见 我也告诉你我的真名 Guess it's only fair that you know mine.
- 我并不想知道 - 反正我要说 - I don't wanna know yours. - I'm gonna tell you.
- 好吧 - 准备好了吗 - Okay. - You ready?
霍雷肖 Horatio.
- 才不是 - 的确不是 - It is not. - It's not.
我叫亨利 It's Henry.
你确实像是叫亨利 Yeah, you look like a Henry.
很好 我就叫这个 Good. It's all I've got.
我叫史蒂夫 I'm Steve.
什么 史蒂夫 你之前不是说兵没有名字吗 Yeah? Steve? I thought you said pawns didn't have names.
确实没有 We don't.
我只是觉得有点寂寞 I was just feeling left out.
你好 史蒂夫 Oh, Steve.
看来情况不妙 That is not cool.
我可不喜欢山崩地裂的感觉 I don't like what the Earth is doing now.
卡布拉纳舒林 Kavula Nachshulin!
试一下总没坏处 It was worth a try.
快把武器给我们 我们要去找蜂兽 We must have the weapon for the Hive.
不 不知道你们听说过没有 No! I don't know if you've heard.
我们就是黑衣人 That we are the Men in Black.
是黑衣人和黑衣女 The Men and Women in Black.
说得好 Nice save.
你们要是以为我们会把武器老实交出来 If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over,
那可就大错特错了 you've got another thing coming.
你们不知道我们的厉害 You don't know who you're dealing with.
我们要保护地球 See, we protect the Earth.
还有地球上的所有东西 And that means everyone and everything on it.
你们想打架吗 You wanna do this? You wanna get down?
很好 那就来吧 Fine. Let's go!
你们再敢往前一步 我就摧毁这个岛上的一切 Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it.
我们也在岛上呢 Uh, yeah, including us.
你不觉得我们该提前商量好吗 You don't think we should've spoken about this before?
害我白费口舌 I just gave a whole speech.
你说得挺好的 Yeah, I really like the speech.
我只是觉得这么说效果会更好 I just thought that maybe this was gonna be more effective.
你们听到了吧 You heard me.
别逼我用这个 Don't make me use it.
我们会不惜一切保护世界 We'll do anything to protect our world.
我们也是 So will we.
这个世界上没有什么是杀不死的 Nothing in this universe is unkillable.
只要电压足够大 With the proper voltage.
你们两个没事吧 Are you both all right?
没事 长官 相当不错 Uh, yes, sir. Never better.
长官 你怎么找到我们的 Sir, how did you find us?
根据经验 Experience.
又是瑞莎打的吗 H Riza again, H?
你什么时候才能长点记性 When are you going to learn?
我就知道你靠得住 I knew I could count on you.
你一定能挺过来 That in the end, you'll pull through.
谢谢 长官 Thank you, sir.
你也是 M You too, M.
O特工说你很出色 她看人真准 Agent O had a feeling about you and she was right.
命运自会在恰当的时间 The universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be
把你引到该去的地方 The moment you're supposed to be there.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
我们一定要把它保管好 Let's keep this safe, shall we?
桑德拉 通知贾巴比亚大使馆 Sandra, inform the Jababian embassy.
我们找到武器了 We have the weapon.
你作为实习特工出色地完成了第一次任务 Quite a first assignment for a probationary agent, M.
马拉喀什 鲁卜哈利沙漠 Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter.
那不勒斯 Naples.
你转正之后一定会大有所为 Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
尽情享受这一刻吧 M Enjoy this moment, M.
快乐总是短暂的 They never last.
我不知道你是怎么做到的 但你又成功了 I don't know how you do it, but you just keep doing it.
是吗 怎么了 C Yeah? What's that, C?
拯救世界 Saving the world.
你居然连续两次了 Total destruction, twice!
就在短短几年内 我想说 In as many years, I mean...
- 真是难以想象啊 - 真是难以想象啊 - What are the odds? - What are the odds?
笑一下 MIB!
好啦 Right.
- 失陪一下 - 好 - Excuse me. - Yeah.
- 怎么样 - 你懂的 - How's it going? - Uh, you know.
- 派对很棒吧 - 对 是很不错 - Cool party, huh? - Yeah, great party.
- 总感觉不太对劲 - 对 我也感觉到了 - Something is wrong. - Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
我当时对戴艾德姆人说 我们会不惜一切保护世界 I said to the Dyads, we'd do anything to save our world.
他们说 他们也是 They said that they would, too.
他们还说要拿着武器去找蜂兽 Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive.
万一我们理解错了呢 What if we misunderstood what that meant?
也许他们想用武器对付蜂兽 Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive
拯救自己的世界 to save their world.
或许他们从未被蜂兽征服 Which could mean they were never the Hive at all.
但是DNA突变了 T老大给我们看了样本 But the DNA, the mutations. High T showed us that sample.
有道理 让我看看 All right. Let's see.
我是H特工 调出戴艾德姆人的尸检报告 Agent H. Bring up the Dyad forensic report.
谁有删除尸检报告的权限呢 Who has the authority to make a case file disappear?
跟我来 Come with me.
那不勒斯的事呢 And what about Naples?
他怎么知道我们在那儿 How did they know we were there?
那是他的工作 He was doing his job.
他的工作也包括跟踪我们吗 Does his job include tracking us?
这是他送给我的礼物 但是里面有个芯片 He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it.
给我们看看那把被收缴的贾巴比亚武器 We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon.
这可不行 Not possible.
怎么不行 我是办这件案子的高级特工 Not possible? I-I'm the senior agent on the case.
通融一下 武器在哪儿 Let's make it possible. W-Where's the weapon?
他大概一直在找这个武器 I think he's been chasing it the entire time.
T老大就是内鬼 肯定错不了 High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
给谁当内鬼 他能带那东西去哪儿 A mole for who? Where would he be taking it?
巴黎 Paris.
我猜他会去巴黎 My guess would be Paris.
我就知道 我一直觉得他不对劲 I knew, you know, I knew all along that something was off.
我以为他只是在包庇你 I thought he was covering for you.
但事实证明 But it turns out it was him.
他是在掩饰自己的行为 He was hiding his own tracks.
一定有什么原因 Well, there's gotta be an explanation.
- M 我们走 - 我跟你们一起去 - M, come on. - I'm coming with you.
不行 C No, C.
你不能只想着自己逞英雄 Come on, now, this isn't about you.
我知道 我同意 I know. I agree.
但问题是 如果你说的是真的 Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true,
大家就会知道T特工 and word gets out that T,
那位黑衣人历史上 最受人尊崇的特工 其实是个叛徒 the most decorated agent in MIB history is a traitor,
这样一来组织的名誉就毁了 the agency will never recover.
如果我们拦住他 就不会有人知道 If we stop him, no one ever has to know.
你要是拦不住他呢 But what if you can't stop him?
那怎么办 Then what?
那就说是我干的 Well, then tell them it was me.
告诉大家我是叛徒 Tell them I was the traitor.
听我的 组织会相信你的 Trust me, the agency will believe you.
靠你了 You.
对了 Oh, that's right.
车被我弄报废了 That happened.
旧的不去 新的不来 That's what I'm talkin' about.
我来开车 I'm driving.
应该在这边才对 That really should be here.
这个国家是右舵 Not in this country.
车里应该有一个大大的红色按钮 There should be a big red button around here.
没错 快按红色按钮 Yes! Press the red button!
找到了 Found it.
H 你看看这个吧 H, you gotta see this.
已激活来自C区的门户 A portal from Sector C has been activated.
是蜂兽 The Hive.
我发送了备份 挂了 I'm sending you backup. Out.
记得吗 干我们这行经常要骗人 You remember when I told you we were in the lying business?
T老大招募我那晚就是这么对我说的 他说 That's what T said to me the night he recruited me. He said,
“我们必须对世界说谎 "We have to lie to the world
除了彼此” which means we could never lie to each other."
我还是不相信他会背叛 I just don't believe that he has.
但你不能总是相信直觉 H But you can't always trust your gut, H.
有时候真相就是很伤人的 Sometimes things are exactly as they appear to be.
不 我和T老大可是拯救过世界啊 No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.
仅凭智慧和两把7系除雾器 Together with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
这我听说过 So I've heard.
- H - 恩 - H? - Yeah.
你能不能再跟我说一次 Would you mind telling me one more time?
你们怎么打败蜂兽的 How'd you beat the Hive?
那是三年前 Uh, it was three years ago,
T老大和我在塔上面打败了蜂兽 High T and I went up to face the Hive
仅凭智慧和两把7系除雾器 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
就这样 Cool?
对 但你们是怎么赢得 Yes, but how'd you do it?
你这是怎么了 W-What are you doing?
就是好奇怎么赢得 I'm just curious. How'd you do it?
- 我刚才说了啊 - 说了等于没说 - I just told you. - You didn't though.
我说了好多次 好吧 I did, a few times. Okay, uh,
T老大和我在他上面打败了蜂兽 High T and I went up to face the Hive
仅凭智慧和两把7系除雾器 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
我一直在重复讲这句话吗 I'm repeating myself, aren’t' I?
- 一次又一次 - 一遍又一遍 - Over and over. - Word for word.
好吧 为什么 Yeah, well, um...
为什么我会这样 Okay, w-why would I be doing that?
H 我觉得你那晚并没有打败蜂兽 H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night.
而是被清除了记忆 I think you were neuralyzed.
你是来跟我道别的吗 You came to say goodbye.
还带了小可爱M And you brought the lovely M.
在这里真的能感受到历史 You can really feel the history here.
埃菲尔发现了虫洞 Eiffel discovering wormholes.
通向其他文明的舷梯 Gangways to other civilizations.
第一次外星人大移民 The First Alien Migration.
我们也在这里创造了历史 对吧 H And we made history here, too, didn't we, H?
仅凭我们的智慧和两把7系除雾器 With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
不 No.
并没有 We didn't.
蜂兽想要银河系杀伤力最大的武器 The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy.
所以你让万格斯把武器交给黑衣人 So you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black.
你在等待时机 一旦武器到手就交给蜂兽 You'd wait and when it came, you'd give it to them.
我亲爱的孩子 My dear boy,
你一直都很聪明 但是 you were always a bright one, but...
这件事是谁也拦不住的 There's no stopping this.
有了这把武器 蜂兽会攻陷所有星球 With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall.
地球只是一个开端 Starting with this one.
你离控制台远点 Step away from the controls!
你清除了我的记忆 You neuralyzed me.
把我打造成拯救世界的英雄 Made me a hero. The guy that saved the world.
你留着我 是想让人相信你 Left alive to sell the lie.
他们想要这个 They wanted this.
你当时也在 You were there.
我一直把你当儿子看 You were always like a son to me.
H H!
我一直把你当儿子看 You were always like a son to me.
他不再是你的T老大了 That's not High T anymore.
一直把你当儿子看 You were always like a son
对他来说 to him.
打他 快打他 Shoot it! Shoot it!
我的女王 My Queen!
我来了 I'm coming!
怎么办 怎么办 What do we do? What do we do?!
我去把武器抢回来 I'm gonna get him back.
我知道T老大还在里面 I know he's still in there somewhere.
我知道你还在里面 Hey, I know you're in there somewhere!
是我啊 H It's me, H!
记得吗 Remember.
你还想让我接你的班呢 You wanted me to take your place.
M M!
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
了解它们是怎么运转的 I wanna know how it all works.
命运自会在恰当的时间 The universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be...
把你引到该去的地方 The moment you're supposed to be there.
我的女王 My Queen!
我不会再失去我的女王了 I'm not losing another queen.
你说一直把我当儿子看 You said I was like a son to you!
我也一直把你当父亲看 You were like a father to me!
H H.
对的时间 Right time.
对的地点 Right place.
兵兵 Pawny?
在 Yeah?
你守护了你的女王 You've served your queen well.
谢谢 主人 Thank you, my lady.
这是我的荣幸 It was my honor.
她真的像传说中那么难对付吗 So, is she as tough as they say?
简而言之 是的 In a word, yes.
- 这次你没搞砸 - 是的 女士 - Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am.
说实话 Well, it's really, to be honest,
遇到了一些困难 there were a few bumps along the way.
刚开始也有点小摩擦 A little friction on the start.
还是别说实话了 Let's not be honest.
好的 我们没搞砸 Okay, we didn't not screw up.
您说的伦敦那里好像出问题了 其实您早就知道 You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew.
我已经怀疑伦敦分部一段时间了 I hadn't trusted London branch for some time.
但一直想不通为什么 I never understood the reason why.
T对组织忠心耿耿 T lived for this organization.
他是最优秀的特工 He was the very best we had to offer.
我们会 He will be...
想念他的 Missed.
欢迎加入马戏团 M特工 Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
从现在起你转正了 You are no longer probationary.
很好 我对你的培训终于结束了 Well, there you go, my work here is done.
轮到你了 You are.
您说什么 I'm sorry, what?
伦敦分部实习主管 Probationary. Head of London branch.
您说什么 实习主管 I-I'm sorry, probationary head?
听着好像是升职和降职一起冲我来了 It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time.
没错 好好适应吧 No. Try and cope.
几年前 T跟我提过 一个年轻有为 Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me a young,
有前途的特工 up-and-coming field agent who had certain
具有某种领导的特质 leadership qualities, shall we say?
难道说他看错你了 Was his faith in you misplaced?
没有 我只是觉得 No, I just think there are
很多特工都比我更有经验 far more experienced agents than myself.
那是自然 Oh, there are.
但你得到了资深特工的支持 But you have the full support of our senior staff
比如说 C特工 and, by the way, Agent C.
真的吗 Is that right?
那你算是接受了 Do I take it you accept?
- 没错 - 很好 - Yes. - Good.
我去跟上级说一声 I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.
你把伦敦的东西收拾一下 You need to clear your London desk
周一去黑衣人纽约分部报到 and report to MIB in New York on Monday.
纽约 New York.
谢谢您 O特工 Thank you, Agent O.
恭喜你 实习生 Congratulations, probie.
我也得恭喜你 Congratulations to you, too.
去跟你的部下打声招呼吧 You'll want to brief your agents.
你跟我来 Walk with me.
你想了解世间万物是怎么运转的 So, you wanted to know how it all works.
现在你知道了 Now you do.
那么 And as
你肯定也弄明白了一件事 M特工 you will, no doubt, have divined, Agent M...
一切都需要代价 There's a price.
你好啊 你在干嘛 Hey there, what're you doing?
我跟O特工说 回去之前我得处理几件事 I told O I had to take care of a couple things before I went back.
比如偷我的车吗 Yeah, like, what, stealing my car?
不 是开你的车 No, like, driving it.
起码知道坐右边了 Well, you're on the right side, at least.
我学得快着呢 I'm a quick study.
想送我回伦敦吗 Give me a lift back to London?
就当公路旅行了 Road trip.
啊 快起来 快起来 Aah! Up, up, up, up!
天啊 别再给我雪上加霜了 Oh, God, did not need that.
能帮我把这段记忆清除吗 Hey, could you just zap me with that forgetting thing, please?
你怎么在这儿 兵兵 What are you doing here, Pawny?
你的习惯这个 小白脸 Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
因为我是你的新保姆 I'm your new babysitter.
- 我的什么 - 新保姆 - He's my new what? - Babysitter.
女王的命令 Queen's orders.
她说如果没有我你这二缺的存活几率 She says the chance of your sorry ass surviving without me:
- 为零 - 我不是这么说的 - Zero. - Okay, I did not say that.
大致上 Exactly.
她说几乎为零 She said it's slim to zero.
我认为在零以下 所以中和为零 I rounded it down to zero, 'cause I feel like it's zero.
就当做临别礼物吧 Consider it a parting gift.
拜托 我可是拯救了时间 Come on, I saved the world.
你当时已经被打趴在地上了 You couldn't tell 'cause you were getting choked out on the floor.
我还有别的选择吗 Do I even have a choice?
没有 No.
太棒了 就这么定了 Yes! There we go.
对了 红色小按钮在哪儿 All right, where's that little red button?
就在这里 Oh, it's right here.
我还是不喜欢你 I still don't like you.
我喜欢这个设计 Love that option.
这是个相当复杂的系统 Now, this is a very complicated piece of machinery, okay?
你得小心点 So be careful.
好的 放心吧 Yeah, got it.
要相信我的直觉 I'm gonna trust my gut.