they put me on a goddamn stick connect
it to the ceiling trying to make all the
snow babies that you killed my favorite
one Joe gee-whiz our goose is cooked ray
I just got word that Palpatine dubbing
you know the old guy from the other Star
Wars films he's back he's been pulling
the strings the whole time okay listen
up we're gonna be fine okay I got booked
back home it's got to tell us we got to
find a knife in a sand planet all right
we're gonna be fine we got powerful crew
we got standing a bear thing I'm a Jedi
you're a thing and we're gonna be fine
okay don't be scared okay I guess we're
fine oh my god they got big worms down
here though ouch what that's s that's
the thing we're looking for in this dang
old sand planet Oh criminey crackers I
think this dank things in Chinese I
can't read a word of it actually it's in
the sick language I could translate it
for you but the truth is I just don't
feel like it anything funny oh stop that
I stole that bear fair and square
ray I have someone that can hack into
c-3po and get that dagger translated for
us but it's gonna remove the memory of
us being as friends
before we do this I want to take one
last look all right Perry this stupid
dang knife is trying to show us where
the triangle is that leads us to the
planet where the old man lives that were
trying to kill oh this led us to the
broken Death Star remember from other
Star Wars movie okay let's let's use the
dagger to find the find the piece find
the triangle is that it no it's the call
this is impossible
this thing sucks I'm gonna put it back
in the sand where it belongs I'm just
gonna take a boat over there oh my god
no way it's the evil shift triangle I'm
the evil version of you you can't you
tell I'm a shit because of my random
sharp teeth and my cool blade that's
kind of useless isn't this awesome
actually it's kind of fucking stupid I'm
going to break your triangle now okay
asshole I'm gonna take your other
triangle you keep in your back pocket
that's right what you think about me now
I want to go to your planet and kill the
old man hey old man I've come here to
straight-up murder your ass hello please
if my plan is almost complete you're too
late I've created a million ships with
tiny guns they all have the power of the
Death Star plus I can shoot pretty
lightning
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