繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
开拍 And action.
百战百胜 Victorious.
地球上的乾酪贩子总有一天会后悔 Cheese Mongers of Earth shall rue the day
是他们惹上了伟大的波洛格 they provoked the mighty Blorg.
札琴达 我的爱 你怎么说你雄壮威武的未婚夫？ Zarginda, my love, what say you of your studly betrothed?
我会说你不像格伦普同奈人 你更像神 I say you're more God than Gloptonite.
卡 Cut, cut, cut!
天啊 有什么问题吗？ My God, what is the problem?
问题在于蓝幕跟你们的蓝脸 融合在一起 The problem is the blue screen combined with the blue on your faces
所以你们的头都消失了 makes your heads disappear.
-看不到我的头？-看不到 -You couldn't see my head? -No.
-那我的脸呢？-你的脸不是头的一部分吗？ -My face? -Is your face a part of your head?
-那就赶快搞定啊 -搞定？ -Oh, so fix it! -Fix it?
天啊 我都没想到这个 真是个天才好主意 Wow! I hadn't thought of that. Now, that is a brilliant idea.
说得没错 要赶快搞定 No shit, fix it.
他今天吃炸药了？ Who crapped in his Cap'n Crunch?
他跟凯特分手了 敏感的话题 He and Kate broke up. Sensitive subject.
史达格鲁夫 我们得去 真正的多明尼格斯岩石区拍摄 Stargrove, we need to shoot this at the actual Dominguez Rocks.
那在洛杉矶 不可能 Dominguez Rocks is in Los Angeles. Not gonna happen.
除非你们说服麦斯纳出钱 让你们户外教学 Unless you convince Messner to fund a field trip.
但你们说服不了 Which you can't.
所以他不会出钱 And he won't.
兄弟 我没有把私人情绪带进工作 Hey, dude. I left my baggage at the door.
-你也该这样 你得放轻松点 -放轻松？ -Do the same. You need to chill. -I need to chill?
好 我会放轻松 我会让你们 Okay, I'll chill. I'll let you
在一部超烂的电影里看起来像个傻逼 look like an ass and in a completely shitty movie!
我怕你忘了 你才是导演 好吗？ In case you forgot, you're the director. All right?
-不要再浪费我的时间 赶快想办法 -好了 -Stop wasting my time and figure it out! -Okay!
我的脸要出现在屏幕上 My face needs to go on the screen.
那现在要怎么办？ So, what do we do?
那化绿色的妆呢？ What about green makeup?
你说什么？ What did you say?
绿色的妆和蓝色的背景 这样就行了 Green makeup against the blue screen. That would work.
是吗？ Would it?
是啊 当然了 这样可以吗？ Yeah, yeah, of course. That would work?
那我们已经拍好的那些画面呢？ What about all the other scenes we already shot?
那些蓝脸外星人怎么办？ Where the aliens have blue faces?
他们到底是外星人 还是变色的烂心情戒指？ Are they aliens, or are they freakin' mood rings?
好 我懂你的意思了 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see what you mean.
不然这样吧 各位 You know what, everybody?
今天就这样吧 That's a wrap.
这件事情我会自己看着办 I'll figure this whole thing out on my own,
就像其他事情都我自己完成一样 like I do everything else.
你们就好好享受剩下的愚蠢星期六吧 And you guys just enjoy what's left of this stupid Saturday.
怎样？ What?
我只想让你知道 这都是你的错 I just want you to know, this is all your fault.
诸事不顺 第一季 第七集
事情不对劲 你有看过他这么暴怒吗？ Something's wrong. Have you ever seen him rage like that?
应该没有吧 I guess not.
应该没有？以前你对镜子说五次"糖果人" Guess not? If you said Candyman in the mirror five times,
路克就会出现 Luke would show up.
对啊 还会带着勾子手 Yeah, with a hook hand.
对 当然会带勾子手 Yeah, of course with a hook hand.
泰勒麦奎德 兄弟们 Tyler McQuaid. Dudes.
你们会不会正好知道 我能在哪买到毒品？ You guys wouldn't happen to know where I could score some drugs.
-毒品？-对 毒品 -Drugs? -Yeah, drugs.
因为如果我现在不嗑到嗨 我一定会控制不住脾气 Because if I don't get high right now, I'm going to lose my shit.
如果你问我们 那你一定已经嗨了 If you're asking us, you must already be high.
我说过了他们是怪咖 走吧 I told you, they're dweebs. Let's go.
等等 Wait.
我或许有主意了 I might have an idea.
爱 独立 天生一对？
《年轻的节奏》强纳森
戴伦 性感撩人
莱德斯特朗
多莉艾莫丝
随时都可能会好 Any minute now.
要花一点时间 Takes a second.
在家能找到的毒品
怎样？你是黑客什么的吗？ What are you, a hacker or something?
不过是网络而已 没什么了不起 It's just the net, no big deal.
等一下 Wait for it.
等一下 好 有了 Wait for it. Oh. And there.
在家也能嗨
"要怎么用家里常见的东西嗨？" "How to get high with these common household items"?
-没错 -天啊 我真爱网络 -Yep. -God, I love the Net.
咳嗽药？ Cough medicine?
-那橡胶接合剂？-吸了会死吧 -Rubber cement? -You could die from that.
喷雾罐？ Aerosol spray?
那个也会害死人 You could die from that.
肉豆蔻 Nutmeg.
肉豆蔻？放在蛋酒里的玩意？ Nutmeg? That shit you put in eggnog?
"使用" 麦奎德 "Users who in..." McQuaid.
"使用大剂量 也就是超过至少37大匙的人 "Users who ingest an approximate dose of at least 37 tablespoons,
或能体验到致幻效应" may experience hallucinogenic effects."
肉豆蔻 Nutmeg. Nutmeg...
肉豆蔻 Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg!
凯特 Kate!
-天啊 亲爱的 怎么了？-爸 我没事 抱歉 -God, sweetie, what happened? -Dad, I'm okay. I'm sorry.
你刚刚都尖叫了 现在还流血 怎么了？ You screamed. You're bleeding. What happened?
我想要帮自己穿鼻洞 I tried to pierce my nose.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
我的鼻子 我想打洞 My nose. I tried to pierce it.
为什么？ Why?
这样就能戴首饰了 To put a jewel in it.
-首饰？-首饰啊 鼻环或鼻钉 随便 -A jewel? -A jewel. A ring. A stud. Whatever.
-让我看看 -爸 -Let me look at it. -Dad.
让我看嘛 Let me look.
很糟糕吗？ Is it horrible?
你是用什么打洞的？ What did you pierce it with?
安全别针 A safety pin.
安全别针？那有可能会感染的 凯特 A safety pin? That could get infected, Kate.
爸 我有先用火烤过 我又不是白痴 Dad, I held it over a flame first. I'm not a moron.
我去拿急救箱 I'm getting the first aid kit.
强纳森泰勒汤玛士呢？ Where's JTT?
我们为什么会在树林里？ W-Why are... Why are we in the woods?
你真够业余的 兄弟 God, you're such an amateur, man.
话说肉豆蔻到底是什么啊？ What is nutmeg, anyway?
没人知道 No one knows.
谁想要先试试看？ Who wants to go first?
我 我就不参与了 Oh, I'm, I'm not getting involved.
为什么呢？ Why not?
我负责帮你们回到现实世界 I'll be your tether to reality.
没错 每趟旅程都少不了雪巴人 Yeah, every journey needs a Sherpa.
是你的损失 Your loss.
让我们开悟吧 Let's get enlightened.
你是怎么了？ What's going on with you?
我？我才不是那个 为了好玩才伤害自己的人 Me? I'm not the one who just mutilated myself for fun.
-你看起来很开心 -我一直都很开心 -You seem happy. -I'm always happy.
你看起来是真的很开心 You seem happy for real.
这个嘛 那是因为我真的很开心 Well... that's because I am.
很好 为什么？ Cool. Why?
因为 Because...
我遇见了一个人 I met someone.
-是个女生吗？-对 -Like a girl someone? -Yeah.
她是谁？ Who is she?
不 这我可不能告诉你 Oh, no. No, that I cannot tell you.
为什么不行？ What? Why not?
只是 我不行 I-I just, I can't.
她结婚了对不对？ Is she married?
-什么？不 当然没有 -我认识她吗？ -What? No, of course not. -Do I know her?
她是老师吗？ Is she a teacher?
我 亲爱的 我不能说 对不起 但我不能说 I... Sweetie, I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.
出于对她的尊重 Out of respect for her,
她现在希望 我们先不要跟别人说这件事 所以 she would prefer that we not talk about it with anyone, so...
只要她同意 我马上就告诉你 I'll tell you as soon as she gives me the okay.
她也喜欢你吗？ Does she like you back?
是啊 我想是这样没错 Yeah, I think she does.
但我就不懂了 I don't get it, though.
如果你们喜欢彼此 为什么她不让你谈论这件事？ I mean, if you like each other, why won't she let you talk about it?
是因为很奇怪吗？ Isn't that kinda weird?
不 我 No... I...
这很复杂 亲爱的 it's complex, sweetie.
你知道 大部分的成人关系都是如此 You know, most adult relationships are.
好了 All done.
我得这样出门？ I have to wear this?
-爸 -等到它结痂就好 -Dad! -Just until it scabs.
我想应该花不了太多时间 I mean, it shouldn't take too long at all.
或许 Or maybe...
我们现在可以试试看戴个首饰 we could try putting a jewel in it, now.
-真的吗？-我想 既然伤害都已造成 -Really? -I guess. I mean, the damage is done.
你都穿洞了 You already made the hole.
天啊 Oh!
有人感觉到什么吗？ Does anyone feel anything?
跟我怀疑的一样 As I suspected.
你们都被万维网骗了 You've all been boned by the World Wide Web.
不 不可能 如果这不是真的 No, no way. Why would someone
那为何有人要发布到网络上？ put that on the net if it wasn't true?
一定有用 It has to work.
等等就有用了 It's going to work.
对 我是说 就是这样啊 Yeah, yeah, I mean, totally.
我们应该要多吃一点 Like, we should just eat more.
没错 这主意真天才 Yeah, genius idea.
那天晚上 我在打包行李 The end of the night, I'm packing up my stuff,
有个肥猪过来说 "你没拍到丢捧花的部分" and this lard ass, he comes over and says, "You didn't film the bouquet toss."
好了 Well, there it is.
你开心了吗？ You happy?
很好看 It's great.
你觉得路克会喜欢吗？ Think Luke's gonna like it?
你们相处得还好吗？ You guys still having a good time?
应该吧 I guess.
-你饿了吗？-不会 -You hungry? -I'm good.
你知道 凯特 如果你想找人陪 You know, Kate, if you ever want to just hang out,
或者你需要什么 我一直都在 亲爱的 or if you need anything, I'm always here, sweetie.
谢了 爸 Thanks, Dad.
真壮观 Epic.
你感觉得到吗？ Can you feel it?
在不断扩张的脑子里 感受到一场荣耀的胜利 Oh, the good gracious glory of an ever-expanding mind.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我一点感觉都没有 I don't feel squat.
或许下次你应该试试看肉桂 Maybe next time you should try cinnamon.
孜然 Cumin.
牛至 Oregano.
红椒粉 Paprika.
大蒜粉 Garlic powder.
好恶心 Grodie.
你知道我喜欢什么吗？ You know what I like?
独白 Monologues.
独白之于演员就像 Monologues are to an actor what...
乾酪蛋糕之于胖子 ...cheesecake is to a fat man.
都很美味 They are delicious.
都充满了营养 They are nutritious.
都是绝对必要的东西 They are absolutely necessary.
你知道吗？ You know what?
我们要给波洛格更多独白 We need to give Blorg more monologues.
要多少？ H-How many more?
七句 Seven.
七句独白 独特的独白 Seven monologues. Distinct monologues.
也许先来一句跟童年有关的独白 Perhaps one about his childhood
还要提到他的家人从未理解他 至今仍无法理解 and how his family never understood him and still doesn't.
或许再一句 讲他的初恋 Maybe another about his first love.
再一句 是关于他父亲的死亡 And maybe one... about the death of his father.
由伟大的演员说出的独白就像是 Monologues, when spoken by a great actor, is like,
就像是 it's like. It's like. It's like...
对 胖子的乾酪蛋糕一样 Oh. Yeah, cheesecake to a fat guy.
对 没错 就是这样 你听懂了 好 你懂了 Oh, yes! Yes, exactly. You get it. Okay, you get it.
你是个伟大的演员 奥利佛 You're a great actor, Oliver.
全世界都必须看见你的才华 And the world needs to see your greatness.
全世界都必须看见 The world needs to see...
看见我的才华 Needs to see my greatness.
没错 Yes!
好 好了 Okay. All right.
你真是了解我 You know me so well.
就像你在我头脑里 It's like you're in my head.
像壁虱一样 或是翅膀 Like a tick or a wing.
跟随我 我忠实的左右手 Follow me, my loyal aide-de-camp.
走吧 Let's go.
-你还是没感觉？-完全没有 -You still feel nothing? -Zippo.
但只要奥利佛开心 But as long as Oliver is having fun.
他的开心比我的更加重要 His fun is more important than my fun.
要像我们一样谈成熟的恋爱 就得变成无私的人 You have to be selfless when you're in a mature relationship like ours.
是喔 Right.
我是说 你几乎能说 他的开心就是我的开心 I mean, you could almost say that his fun is my fun.
就像我们是一体的 你懂吗？ Like, we're one, you know?
就像我们心有灵犀 It's like we're connected.
好吧 Okay.
你确定肉豆蔻没有起作用吗？ You sure that nutmeg isn't working yet?
你为什么从来不微笑？ How come you never smile?
我会微笑啊 I-I smile.
我很常微笑 I smile often.
我是坏掉的微笑狂 I'm a degenerate smiler of smiles.
好 等等 那不是 那才不是微笑 Okay, wait, that is not... no, that is not a smile.
那是诡异的脸 That is a creep face.
真是的 我天生就长这么诡异 Alas, I suffer from creep face.
你这新生真是怪怪的 麦奎德 You're such a weird freshman, McQuaid.
但这是真的 麦奎德家的人 But it's true. All the McQuaid men
好几百年前就长一副诡异的脸 have creep face dating back hundreds of years
那时候哥萨克人还在追我们呢 to when the Cossacks were chasing us.
你也不会大笑 You don't laugh either.
要表现一件事情很好笑 大笑不是唯一的表达方法 Laughter's not the only way to show that something is funny.
-真的吗？-当然 -Is that a fact? -Sure.
你可以做点好笑的事情 我会做出大笑以外的反应 Do something funny. I'll react without laughter.
好吧 Okay.
我不能刻意搞笑 You can't just do something funny.
你好？松果公司 Hello. Pinecone and Company.
麦奎德先生？ Mr. McQuaid.
他就在这里 He's right here.
请等一下 Please hold.
找你的 It's for you.
好笑吗？ Was that funny?
各位？ Guys?
我们遇到问题了 W-We got a problem.
奥利佛？搞什么？ Oliver, what the hell?
我在上面 世界就看得见我了 The world can see me from up here.
看见我的才华 And see my greatness.
听到没？波林？ You hear that, Boring?
我不需要你 I don't need you.
好了 快下来吧 All right, come down.
我是胖子的乾酪蛋糕 I am cheesecake to a fat man.
他刚刚说什么？ What'd he say?
说来话长 It's a long story.
你真的要赶快下来 嗑药不能爬高啊 You really should come down. Never mix drugs with heights.
对 或许你是对的 Yeah, perhaps you are right.
我不在高处也能高飞 I can be lofty without being aloft.
小心点 Just be careful!
我是肉豆蔻之王 I am the Nutmeg King.
我要做什么都可以 I can do anything.
-奥利佛 下来 -好 -Oliver, come down! -Okay.
我不能 I can't...
我下不去 I can't get down.
好 我下不去 Okay, I can't get down.
天啊 我下不去 Oh, God, I can't get down.
天啊 Oh, God.
我要找妈妈 I want my mom!
你们在笑什么？不要笑了 What are you guys laughing at? Stop laughing.
你好 松鼠警局吗？ Hello. Squirrel Police?
我这里有紧急事件 I have an emergency.
我们可以用松果付你酬劳 We can pay you in nuts.
我说不要再笑我了 I said stop laughing at me.
这又不好笑 It's not funny.
有用了 It's working.
太棒了 Oh, yes.
有用了 It worked.
一起同欢吧 Gloptonites rejoice
可恶 Damn it!
多明尼格斯岩石区
爸 Hey, Dad.
其实我有点饿 I am kinda hungry, actually.
很好 你想吃三明治吗？ Great, do you want a sandwich?
做个三明治给你吃 Make you a sandwich.
你有听说过多明尼格斯岩石区吗？ Hey, have you ever heard of Dominguez Rocks?
我前几天晚上重看了《魔鬼克星》 想清楚一些事情了 I re-watched Ghostbusters. Here's what I figured out.
除了那些鬼 还有个真正的反派 Aside from the ghosts, there's really just one other bad guy.
环境保护局的那家伙 The EPA guy.
我在想 为什么这家伙是反派？ And I'm thinking, "How is this guy the bad guy?"
他只是在做该做的工作而已 This guy is doing his job.
那家伙只是在保护环境 This guy is protecting the environment.
而同时那些魔鬼克星四处奔波 到处炸宴会听 While the Ghostbusters run around and blow up ballrooms.
我是说 我能写出整部电影 I mean, I bet I could write a whole movie
而环境保护局的家伙在里面是正派 where the EPA guy, he's the good guy.
我是说 从他的观点来看 他的确是好人 I mean, heck, from his perspective, he is the good guy.
这真的很有趣 That's interesting.
我们都是自己故事里的英雄 We're all the heroes of our own story.
却没发现 Without even realizing,
自己可能是别人故事里的坏人 we're probably the bad guy in someone else's.
抱歉这里一团乱 Sorry about the mess.
我正试着解决绿幕的问题 I'm trying to get this green screen to key
然后操控仪也坏了 and on top of everything, the board is broken.
只是 It's just...
一向都那么多问题 friggin' typical.
对了 鼻环很酷 Cool nose piercing, by the way.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
你的蓝脸也很酷 Cool blue face.
这个 Oh.
谢谢 Thanks.
我有些话想跟你说 我知道你可能会讨厌我 I wanted to tell you something. I know you probably hate me.
我不讨厌你 I don't hate you.
抱歉 之前对你很坏 之前情况很不好 I'm sorry if I was mean to you. That was messed up.
谢谢 Thanks.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry, too.
谢谢 Thanks.
我有很棒的消息 I have awesome news.
我爸要给视听社一笔资金 My dad is going to give A/V club
让我们去多明尼格斯岩石区旅行 the funds for a trip to Dominguez Rocks.
我们可以去了 We're good to go.
-等等 真的吗？-对 -Wait, really? -Yeah.
我是说 我们的父母还是得签同意书 I mean, our parents will have to sign permission slips.
而且我们要请史达格鲁夫当监护司机 And we have to get Stargrove to drive as chaperone.
-但 没错 -你为什么为我这样做？ -But, yeah. -Why did you do that for me?
因为你是我朋友 Because you're my friend.
你好？松果公司 我是麦奎德先生 Hello, Pinecone and Company, this is Mr. McQuaid.
你好啊 伊曼琳 Oh, hey, Emaline.
对 我也喜欢你 Yeah, I... I like you, too.
字幕翻译：简宥箴