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<font color="#00ffff">KLONG PREM PRISON
37 MILES SOUTH OF BANGKOK</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Motherfuckers!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fuck.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fuck!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We're almost home, buddy!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoo!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoo!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's all mine!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's super friendly!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, wow.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Look at the giraffe.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God. Where
do you think it's going?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Whoo!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my life is great! I
have a wonderful life!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I have a wonderful life!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will.
Thank you so much. No, of course.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, no. And again, I'm so sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That was the mayor, Alan.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was an accident.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You said you'd always love me
no matter what I did.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I know and I do. You're my best friend.
But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've always wanted one.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I could feed him from my tree house.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">In what way?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They're majestic, pensive and tall.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- Pensive?
- Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- Where'd you learn that word?
- "Words With Friends."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- What friends, Alan?
- You can set it on random.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Alan, aside from the fact
that you shut down a freeway...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...you murdered a wild animal.
It's national news.</font>

34
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<font color="#ffff00">You don't want to know the checks
I had to write to fix this.</font>

35
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, please. We're rich.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We are not anything, Alan.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I am well-off. You are
my 40-year-old son...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Forty-two. I'm 42!</font>

39
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<font color="#ffff00">...42-year-old son who still lives at home.</font>

40
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<font color="#ffff00">You are to go back on your medication
or I'm cutting you off.</font>

41
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<font color="#ffff00">You're bluffing. When's dinner?</font>

42
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<font color="#ffff00">Your mother and I can't take this anymore!</font>

43
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<font color="#ffff00">- Well, you might have to.
- I can't do it!</font>

44
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<font color="#ffff00">I cannot do this!</font>

45
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<font color="#ffff00"><i>I don't care what you say anymore</i></font>

46
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<font color="#ffff00"><i>This is my life</i></font>

47
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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Go ahead with your own life
Leave me alone</i></font>

48
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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Keep it to yourself
It's my life</i></font>

49
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<font color="#ffff00">Alan! Alan!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Ave</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Maria</i></font>

52
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<font color="#ffff00">My God, he's got the voice of an angel.</font>

53
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<font color="#ffff00">It's breathtaking.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Ave</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00"><i>Maria</i></font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe my daddy is dead.</font>

57
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<font color="#ffff00">I can think of so many people
I would rather have died first.</font>

58
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<font color="#ffff00">Like my mother.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">As many of you know...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...my father and I were extremely close.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He was my life partner.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He would often tell me,
almost on a daily basis...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...that I was his favorite child.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll always remember the last words
he said to me:</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"I'm proud of you, Alan."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"Never change."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...I heard you loud and clear, Daddy.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I will never change.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Never, ever.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Mom.</font>

72
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<font color="#ffff00">Go ahead, chief.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sid Garner was a beloved husband...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...father and neighbor.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wow, rough day.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, how's Tracy doing?
- Not great.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Her mother's totally on the edge,
and if all this weren't enough...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">...apparently Alan's been off his meds
for almost six months.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, boy.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, it has not been pretty.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing.
- I thought that was pretty funny.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- Come on. He killed a giraffe.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Who gives a fuck?</font>

84
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<font color="#ffff00">You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but
Alan's been stopping by my office lately.</font>

85
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<font color="#ffff00">You're kidding me. What for?</font>

86
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<font color="#ffff00">I don't know. He just sits in the waiting
room and reads Highlights magazine.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can,
and then leaves.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Check it out.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Wow. Jesus, what
are you gonna do with him?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Actually,
I wanted to talk to you guys about that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Linda really wants to stage
an intervention for him.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">An intervention? Really?</font>

93
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<font color="#ffff00">I think that sounds like a great idea.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the thing is...</font>

95
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<font color="#ffff00">...she's pretty convinced he won't agree
to it unless all of us are there.</font>

96
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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, you know how he is.</font>

97
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<font color="#ffff00">I don't know. It seems a
little extreme to me.</font>

98
00:10:36,488 --> 00:10:39,298
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God. Look at him now.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">So we talked to Tracy today...</font>

101
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<font color="#ffff00">...and she said that the treatment facility
that they found is really nice.</font>

102
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<font color="#ffff00">It's beautiful. I checked it out online.
Great reputation.</font>

103
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<font color="#ffff00">Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta
go on like a two-day drive for this shit?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

105
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<font color="#ffff00">They should just save their money
and send him to fat camp.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">- Phil.
- What?</font>

107
00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:09,690
<font color="#ffff00">He should lose weight. He'll find a woman.
The dude's lonely.</font>

108
00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:12,734
<font color="#ffff00">If he's so lonely,
why don't the you spend more time with him?</font>

109
00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:16,270
<font color="#ffff00">- No, trust me, you don't want that.
- No. You definitely don't want that.</font>

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00:11:16,461 --> 00:11:18,372
<font color="#ffff00">Come on. He's not that bad.</font>

111
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:21,443
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, what's the worst that's happened?
The tattoo?</font>

112
00:11:23,969 --> 00:11:26,210
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the tattoo's the worst.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Right?</font>

114
00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:30,687
<font color="#ffff00">Definitely. Tattoo was the worst.
Nightmare.</font>

115
00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:33,979
<font color="#ffff00">Speaking of which, you ever get tested?</font>

116
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<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me?</font>

117
00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:36,858
<font color="#ffff00">You know, because of the ink.</font>

118
00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,525
<font color="#ffff00">That went inside you.</font>

119
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<font color="#ffff00">I'm fine.</font>

120
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,063
<font color="#ffff00">- Take care.
- All right, good luck tomorrow.</font>

121
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:48,637
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thanks.</font>

122
00:11:50,562 --> 00:11:52,599
<font color="#ffff00">- I'll pick you up at 11.
- Perfect.</font>

123
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<font color="#ffff00">Thank you so much.</font>

124
00:11:56,201 --> 00:11:57,612
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

125
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<font color="#ffff00">- Again, thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, of course.</font>

126
00:12:06,878 --> 00:12:09,757
<font color="#ffff00">This is Nico. Nico is a
good friend of Alan's.</font>

127
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,953
<font color="#ffff00">- What's up, bros?
- Oh, yeah, hey.</font>

128
00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:15,964
<font color="#ffff00">And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us
since Alan was a baby.</font>

129
00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:17,464
<font color="#ffff00">- Hello.
- Hello.</font>

130
00:12:17,623 --> 00:12:20,797
<font color="#ffff00">And this is Timothy.
Timothy lives across the street.</font>

131
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,438
<font color="#ffff00">He and Alan swim together.</font>

132
00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,766
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Hey.</font>

133
00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:28,002
<font color="#ffff00">- Why don't you guys take a seat?
- Yeah.</font>

134
00:12:30,035 --> 00:12:32,242
<font color="#ffff00">Tracy's on her way back
with Alan right now.</font>

135
00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:37,080
<font color="#ffff00">Obviously, he has no idea this is coming,
so things might get a little intense.</font>

136
00:12:37,242 --> 00:12:39,779
<font color="#ffff00">But, no matter what happens, remember:</font>

137
00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:42,858
<font color="#ffff00">This is all about Alan getting better.</font>

138
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:46,763
<font color="#ffff00">Mother, Oreo smoothie, now!</font>

139
00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,099
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

140
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,837
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, everyone.
- Hey.</font>

141
00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:56,871
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Timothy. Little cold
for a swim, isn't it?</font>

142
00:12:57,863 --> 00:13:01,003
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today.
How was that?</font>

143
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,168
<font color="#ffff00">- We had a great time.
- Yeah.</font>

144
00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:07,374
<font color="#ffff00">I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes.
It was a pretty sick workout.</font>

145
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,314
<font color="#ffff00">What's going on?</font>

146
00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:13,217
<font color="#ffff00">Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud?
We just want to talk to you for a sec.</font>

147
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,221
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

148
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,719
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, Phil.
- Hey. Yeah.</font>

149
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,389
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- What's going on?</font>

150
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:24,757
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you got me.</font>

151
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,237
<font color="#ffff00">So, Alan...</font>

152
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:33,536
<font color="#ffff00">...we're all here to tell you
about an awesome place...</font>

153
00:13:33,699 --> 00:13:35,337
<font color="#ffff00">...called New Horizons.</font>

154
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:38,410
<font color="#ffff00">That does sound awesome.</font>

155
00:13:38,837 --> 00:13:41,374
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, this is an intervention.</font>

156
00:13:41,873 --> 00:13:42,908
<font color="#ffff00">A what?</font>

157
00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:44,977
<font color="#ffff00">Mom.</font>

158
00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,292
<font color="#ffff00">Alan.</font>

159
00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:53,519
<font color="#ffff00">"I love you so much. We all do."</font>

160
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:56,723
<font color="#ffff00">"But we can't keep lying to each other."</font>

161
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,799
<font color="#ffff00">"Ever since you were a baby, all I want..."</font>

162
00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:01,233
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep?</font>

163
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,565
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, listen.</font>

164
00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:05,174
<font color="#ffff00">- No offense, Mom, but you're boring.
- Mr. Alan.</font>

165
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:06,565
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, now you?</font>

166
00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:09,542
<font color="#ffff00">"I pick up after you for 30 years."</font>

167
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:13,706
<font color="#ffff00">"I cleaned your room.
I see things no one should ever see."</font>

168
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,549
<font color="#ffff00">"But I pray for you."</font>

169
00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:18,510
<font color="#ffff00">- "Mr. Alan, everyone..."
- Hey.</font>

170
00:14:18,677 --> 00:14:20,714
<font color="#ffff00">- Someone should clean that up.
- Alan.</font>

171
00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:23,951
<font color="#ffff00">Alan. You are not well.</font>

172
00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:27,256
<font color="#ffff00">You're off your meds and you're
clearly upsetting your whole family.</font>

173
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:30,730
<font color="#ffff00">- That's baloney.
- Alan, if you say yes to this...</font>

174
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:34,530
<font color="#ffff00">...we drive you there today, and I promise
you will come back a changed man.</font>

175
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:39,065
<font color="#ffff00">Who's we? What do you mean, "we"?
Who's we?</font>

176
00:14:39,231 --> 00:14:42,542
<font color="#ffff00">We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you.</font>

177
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,114
<font color="#ffff00">You going, Phil?</font>

178
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:53,723
<font color="#ffff00">I love you, Alan.</font>

179
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:41,499
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Alan, you hungry?</font>

180
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,640
<font color="#ffff00">You wanna get some Arby's?</font>

181
00:15:43,795 --> 00:15:45,468
<font color="#ffff00">No, thanks.</font>

182
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:52,608
<font color="#ffff00">You know, I meant to tell you earlier,
that's a really cool vest you got on.</font>

183
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,518
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's.</font>

184
00:15:55,674 --> 00:15:57,051
<font color="#ffff00">He died in it.</font>

185
00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:58,586
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa.</font>

186
00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:00,450
<font color="#ffff00">That's intense.</font>

187
00:16:00,612 --> 00:16:04,492
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're
doing is really brave. We're proud of you.</font>

188
00:16:04,649 --> 00:16:06,390
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you're gonna do great.</font>

189
00:16:08,119 --> 00:16:10,395
<font color="#ffff00">Stop the car.
I don't want to do this anymore.</font>

190
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,535
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- I changed my mind.</font>

191
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:15,570
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you can't change your mind.
Everybody's counting on you.</font>

192
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,401
<font color="#ffff00">I'm fine just the way I am.
I want to go home.</font>

193
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,323
<font color="#ffff00">Turn the car around. Now, please!
I don't...</font>

194
00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,369
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck was that?</font>

195
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,178
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose!
- Get out of his way!</font>

196
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,819
<font color="#ffff00">I am, I am.</font>

197
00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:36,652
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey! Hey, get the fuck off!
- You have to exchange information.</font>

198
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:39,590
<font color="#ffff00">- Why?
- Jesus. Phil!</font>

199
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:41,161
<font color="#ffff00">- Phil! Phil!
- Oh, shit!</font>

200
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,403
<font color="#ffff00">- Get away from him!
- I'm trying!</font>

201
00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:55,037
<font color="#ffff00">- Look out!
- Oh, shit!</font>

202
00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:59,008
<font color="#ffff00">Aw, shit! Oh, shit.</font>

203
00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:03,811
<font color="#ffff00">Shit!</font>

204
00:17:04,342 --> 00:17:05,377
<font color="#ffff00">Go, go, go!</font>

205
00:17:05,544 --> 00:17:07,387
<font color="#ffff00">Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors!</font>

206
00:17:07,546 --> 00:17:09,389
<font color="#ffff00">Shit! What's going on?</font>

207
00:17:10,882 --> 00:17:12,259
<font color="#ffff00">Get the fuck... Hang on!</font>

208
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,966
<font color="#ffff00">- Help!
- Let go, fucking asshole!</font>

209
00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,254
<font color="#ffff00">- Stu! We're okay.
- We're in an elevator!</font>

210
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,650
<font color="#ffff00">Where are you?</font>

211
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,083
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck is going on?</font>

212
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:52,701
<font color="#ffff00">Please, this is a huge mistake.</font>

213
00:17:52,891 --> 00:17:54,336
<font color="#ffff00">You got the wrong guys!</font>

214
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:57,632
<font color="#ffff00">I got the right fucking guys! Get him up.
Pick him up. Put him here.</font>

215
00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:01,902
<font color="#ffff00">- You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug!
- Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up.</font>

216
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,740
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God. It is.</font>

217
00:18:04,302 --> 00:18:07,408
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, tell me right now,
why is Black Doug kidnapping us?</font>

218
00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:09,848
<font color="#ffff00">- I said don't call me that shit no more.
- Sorry.</font>

219
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:12,249
<font color="#ffff00">- It ain't Alan's fault.
- Thank you, Black Doug.</font>

220
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,588
<font color="#ffff00">- Motherfucker!
- Doug!</font>

221
00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:15,918
<font color="#ffff00">- Doug!
- Okay, okay.</font>

222
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,287
<font color="#ffff00">- Just Doug, okay?
- Yeah.</font>

223
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,557
<font color="#ffff00">Why are you doing this?</font>

224
00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:22,130
<font color="#ffff00">Because...</font>

225
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:26,224
<font color="#ffff00">...I told him to.</font>

226
00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:27,495
<font color="#ffff00">I'm Marshall.</font>

227
00:18:28,393 --> 00:18:29,997
<font color="#ffff00">And whether you know it or not...</font>

228
00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:33,140
<font color="#ffff00">...we all have something in common.</font>

229
00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:38,506
<font color="#ffff00">And it all started four years ago
when this moron...</font>

230
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:42,613
<font color="#ffff00">...sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck.</font>

231
00:18:42,774 --> 00:18:47,621
<font color="#ffff00">You have no idea the chain of events
that were set in motion that night...</font>

232
00:18:47,779 --> 00:18:51,454
<font color="#ffff00">...in the parking lot of
a fucking liquor store.</font>

233
00:19:11,169 --> 00:19:12,204
<font color="#ffff00">What up, nigga?</font>

234
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,014
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me?</font>

235
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,618
<font color="#ffff00">Chill out, I'm not a cop.
Just in town for the night.</font>

236
00:19:16,775 --> 00:19:18,846
<font color="#ffff00">Me and my boys looking to get our freak on.</font>

237
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:23,149
<font color="#ffff00">You sold Alan roofies.</font>

238
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,359
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags.</font>

239
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:26,860
<font color="#ffff00">My fault, Alan.</font>

240
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:30,022
<font color="#ffff00">Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me
on that one.</font>

241
00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:33,200
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Damn. Marshall gonna be
pissed off at me on that one.</i></font>

242
00:19:33,391 --> 00:19:34,893
<font color="#ffff00">Marshall?</font>

243
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,971
<font color="#ffff00">You're Marshall.</font>

244
00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,404
<font color="#ffff00">You brought us out here because of that?</font>

245
00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,243
<font color="#ffff00">You're not here because of that.</font>

246
00:19:43,401 --> 00:19:47,611
<font color="#ffff00">You're here because some Chinaman
I never heard of strolls into my town...</font>

247
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,116
<font color="#ffff00">...and takes one of my guys off the street.</font>

248
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,948
<font color="#ffff00">- Mr. Chow?
- Yes.</font>

249
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,283
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow.</font>

250
00:19:54,446 --> 00:19:56,517
<font color="#ffff00">You introduced a virus into my life.</font>

251
00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:58,525
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God, what did he do?</font>

252
00:19:58,683 --> 00:19:59,957
<font color="#ffff00">He fucked me in the ass.</font>

253
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:02,189
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, he does that from time to time.</font>

254
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,264
<font color="#ffff00">Not literally.</font>

255
00:20:05,657 --> 00:20:06,692
<font color="#ffff00">Jesus!</font>

256
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:13,301
<font color="#ffff00">A few weeks after your
bullshit, I get word...</font>

257
00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:16,139
<font color="#ffff00">...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi.</font>

258
00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:22,048
<font color="#ffff00"><i>He was looking to make some
less-than-legal investments.</i></font>

259
00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:24,420
<font color="#ffff00"><i>He brought his two wives...</i></font>

260
00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:27,819
<font color="#ffff00"><i>...and $42 million in gold bars.</i></font>

261
00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:31,086
<font color="#ffff00"><i>It was a lay-up.</i></font>

262
00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:32,660
<font color="#ffff00">Get down! Get down!</font>

263
00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:38,056
<font color="#ffff00"><i>We took it all.</i></font>

264
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:42,995
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Two vans, each with 21 million in gold.</i></font>

265
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:45,338
<font color="#ffff00"><i>My guys split up.</i></font>

266
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:49,236
<font color="#ffff00"><i>One of them made it back...</i></font>

267
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:54,479
<font color="#ffff00"><i>...one of them didn't.</i></font>

268
00:21:03,248 --> 00:21:04,591
<font color="#ffff00">Is there a problem, officer?</font>

269
00:21:04,749 --> 00:21:06,353
<font color="#ffff00">Not anymore, motherfucker.</font>

270
00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:13,063
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me...</font>

271
00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:14,601
<font color="#ffff00">...on a Tuesday.</font>

272
00:21:14,893 --> 00:21:16,566
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>

273
00:21:16,928 --> 00:21:18,635
<font color="#ffff00">I looked everywhere for him.</font>

274
00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:20,708
<font color="#ffff00">But he's gone, no one can find him.</font>

275
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:25,314
<font color="#ffff00">Until the little cockroach got
himself pinched in Bangkok.</font>

276
00:21:28,573 --> 00:21:30,348
<font color="#ffff00">Sol pay him a visit.</font>

277
00:21:31,276 --> 00:21:33,654
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I offer him a truce.</i></font>

278
00:21:34,245 --> 00:21:36,486
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I won't touch a hair on his head.</i></font>

279
00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:40,118
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I just want him to tell
me where my gold is.</i></font>

280
00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:41,989
<font color="#ffff00"><i>He refuses to talk.</i></font>

281
00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:54,000
<font color="#ffff00">Not only does he refuse to talk to me...</font>

282
00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:58,079
<font color="#ffff00">...he has no communication with anyone
from the outside...</font>

283
00:21:58,236 --> 00:21:59,544
<font color="#ffff00">...except you!</font>

284
00:21:59,704 --> 00:22:01,047
<font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>

285
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:02,617
<font color="#ffff00">It's unfair!</font>

286
00:22:02,774 --> 00:22:04,412
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you been talking to Chow?</font>

287
00:22:04,576 --> 00:22:07,147
<font color="#ffff00">- They've been writing letters.
- Hey, those are private!</font>

288
00:22:07,545 --> 00:22:12,688
<font color="#ffff00">"Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back!
Why was it ever gone?"</font>

289
00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:14,023
<font color="#ffff00">Exactly!</font>

290
00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:17,098
<font color="#ffff00">"Dear Alan,
I threw urine on prison guard today."</font>

291
00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:19,394
<font color="#ffff00">"Blamed it on cellmate.
Wish you were here."</font>

292
00:22:19,557 --> 00:22:21,161
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I wish I could've seen that.</font>

293
00:22:21,326 --> 00:22:25,433
<font color="#ffff00">Letter after letter of total nonsense...</font>

294
00:22:25,597 --> 00:22:27,599
<font color="#ffff00">...except for one common thread:</font>

295
00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:29,244
<font color="#ffff00">You guys!</font>

296
00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:31,340
<font color="#ffff00">The wolf pack.</font>

297
00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:32,913
<font color="#ffff00">Jesus Christ, Alan.</font>

298
00:22:33,705 --> 00:22:36,686
<font color="#ffff00">Five weeks ago, Chow escaped
from maximum security detention.</font>

299
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,585
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

300
00:22:38,743 --> 00:22:41,747
<font color="#ffff00">He stowed aboard a shipping freighter
bound for the West Coast.</font>

301
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:48,157
<font color="#ffff00">- Where is he?
- I don't know.</font>

302
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:51,459
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, if you know where he is,
you tell this man right now.</font>

303
00:22:52,357 --> 00:22:55,702
<font color="#ffff00">Phil, I don't know, I swear.
I haven't talked to him in months.</font>

304
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,472
<font color="#ffff00">We gotta do it the hard way.</font>

305
00:23:04,469 --> 00:23:06,278
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, no!
- What the fuck? Hey!</font>

306
00:23:06,437 --> 00:23:08,644
<font color="#ffff00">- Let's go.
- Hey! No! No! What the fuck?</font>

307
00:23:08,806 --> 00:23:09,978
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, what are you doing?</font>

308
00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:13,289
<font color="#ffff00">Doug is my insurance. He stays with me.</font>

309
00:23:13,444 --> 00:23:16,050
<font color="#ffff00">You don't give me Chow,
I blow his brains out.</font>

310
00:23:16,214 --> 00:23:17,488
<font color="#ffff00">You go to the cops...</font>

311
00:23:17,982 --> 00:23:19,188
<font color="#ffff00">...I blow his brains out.</font>

312
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,956
<font color="#ffff00">That's insane! We don't even know
where the fuck he is!</font>

313
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,963
<font color="#ffff00">No one does.</font>

314
00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:27,569
<font color="#ffff00">But I figure the wolf pack
has the best chance of finding him.</font>

315
00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:28,795
<font color="#ffff00">You have three days.</font>

316
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,971
<font color="#ffff00">Get to work.</font>

317
00:23:33,398 --> 00:23:35,503
<font color="#ffff00">Can you take Stu instead?</font>

318
00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:37,007
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck you, Alan.</font>

319
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:40,605
<font color="#ffff00">Shit.</font>

320
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,353
<font color="#ffff00">Shit!</font>

321
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:50,450
<font color="#ffff00">- Alan.
- Yeah, Phil?</font>

322
00:23:50,615 --> 00:23:53,528
<font color="#ffff00">I need you to roll over here
and chew off these hand-ties.</font>

323
00:23:53,685 --> 00:23:54,925
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

324
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,424
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh.
- Damn it!</font>

325
00:23:58,623 --> 00:24:00,762
<font color="#ffff00">Ow. Oh, fuck!</font>

326
00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:03,265
<font color="#ffff00">- Got a little too much steam.
- Get off me.</font>

327
00:24:03,394 --> 00:24:05,465
<font color="#ffff00">All right, let me just shimmy down.</font>

328
00:24:05,663 --> 00:24:07,939
<font color="#ffff00">- Would you just hold still? Hold still!
- Ow.</font>

329
00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:09,407
<font color="#ffff00">Help!</font>

330
00:24:10,268 --> 00:24:11,804
<font color="#ffff00">Help!</font>

331
00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:20,945
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit.</font>

332
00:24:22,447 --> 00:24:23,653
<font color="#ffff00">What are we gonna do, Stu?</font>

333
00:24:23,815 --> 00:24:26,489
<font color="#ffff00">- We're gonna go to the police.
- Oh, no, we're fucking not.</font>

334
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,693
<font color="#ffff00">Did you hear that guy?</font>

335
00:24:28,853 --> 00:24:30,332
<font color="#ffff00">He will kill Doug, period.</font>

336
00:24:31,089 --> 00:24:32,500
<font color="#ffff00">Chow is a cancer.</font>

337
00:24:32,657 --> 00:24:35,001
<font color="#ffff00">He's been a cancer
since the first day we met him.</font>

338
00:24:35,159 --> 00:24:37,901
<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna hand him over to Marshall
and then it's done.</font>

339
00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:39,302
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, Phil.
- Alan, not now.</font>

340
00:24:39,464 --> 00:24:41,569
<font color="#ffff00">But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone.</font>

341
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:44,577
<font color="#ffff00">Do what alone?
We have no idea where he even is.</font>

342
00:24:44,736 --> 00:24:45,874
<font color="#ffff00">- Phil.
- What, Alan?</font>

343
00:24:46,037 --> 00:24:48,608
<font color="#ffff00">I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail
the other day.</font>

344
00:24:48,773 --> 00:24:52,220
<font color="#ffff00">I wasn't sure what it meant,
but now I think it might be from Chow.</font>

345
00:24:54,012 --> 00:24:55,650
<font color="#ffff00">"Fatty, it feels good to be out."</font>

346
00:24:55,813 --> 00:24:58,851
<font color="#ffff00">"I'm close by. Tell no one.
I'll be in touch."</font>

347
00:24:59,017 --> 00:25:00,223
<font color="#ffff00">"Chow."</font>

348
00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:05,593
<font color="#ffff00">This says "Chow."
How did you not know this was from Chow?</font>

349
00:25:05,757 --> 00:25:08,169
<font color="#ffff00">At the time, I thought it was "Chow"
like "goodbye."</font>

350
00:25:08,326 --> 00:25:09,999
<font color="#ffff00">You know, like, <i>"Chow, arrivederci."</i></font>

351
00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:12,698
<font color="#ffff00">- You know, Sbarro, Papa John's.
- I'm writing him back.</font>

352
00:25:12,864 --> 00:25:14,639
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on.</font>

353
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:17,279
<font color="#ffff00">Gonna tell him you're happy he's out
and you'd love to see him.</font>

354
00:25:17,435 --> 00:25:19,608
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, I would love to see him.</font>

355
00:25:20,304 --> 00:25:22,113
<font color="#ffff00">Do you even know what's going on?</font>

356
00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:26,153
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work,
I'm his assistant...</font>

357
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:30,053
<font color="#ffff00">- ...you're standing there looking like an idiot.
- I'm gonna arrange a meeting...</font>

358
00:25:30,214 --> 00:25:33,127
<font color="#ffff00">- ...and we're gonna take him out.
- "Take him out"?</font>

359
00:25:33,284 --> 00:25:35,423
<font color="#ffff00">Who says that?
How do we take someone out?</font>

360
00:25:37,055 --> 00:25:38,796
<font color="#ffff00">We'll use drugs.</font>

361
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:40,697
<font color="#ffff00">Prescription drugs.</font>

362
00:25:40,858 --> 00:25:43,304
<font color="#ffff00">You know, the kind a dentist has access to.</font>

363
00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:46,806
<font color="#ffff00">Good luck finding a dentist
who will write fake prescriptions.</font>

364
00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:49,240
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price.</font>

365
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,209
<font color="#ffff00">Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy.</font>

366
00:25:52,503 --> 00:25:55,575
<font color="#ffff00">Whoo! You just got schooled, son.</font>

367
00:25:56,074 --> 00:25:57,314
<font color="#ffff00">Are you coming or not?</font>

368
00:25:57,475 --> 00:25:58,920
<font color="#ffff00">I don't like this plan.</font>

369
00:25:59,077 --> 00:26:01,648
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, then. Ciao.</font>

370
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,264
<font color="#ffff00">I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro!</font>

371
00:26:15,693 --> 00:26:18,333
<font color="#ffff00">This amount with syringes is just weird.
Go check it out.</font>

372
00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:21,069
<font color="#ffff00">Everything okay?</font>

373
00:26:21,232 --> 00:26:23,405
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it's just a strange request.</font>

374
00:26:23,568 --> 00:26:25,775
<font color="#ffff00">This drug in this amount
and a pack of syringes.</font>

375
00:26:25,937 --> 00:26:28,008
<font color="#ffff00">- It's just a little weird.
- Yeah.</font>

376
00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:31,085
<font color="#ffff00">It's just kind of an emergency, so...</font>

377
00:26:31,242 --> 00:26:34,951
<font color="#ffff00">See, that right there, and you're acting
all fidgety, plus you look like shit...</font>

378
00:26:35,113 --> 00:26:37,354
<font color="#ffff00">...in our business, these
are all red flags.</font>

379
00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:39,756
<font color="#ffff00">I need to call the doctor,
make sure everything's okay.</font>

380
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:43,990
<font color="#ffff00">Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am
the prescribing doctor.</font>

381
00:26:44,155 --> 00:26:46,465
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, boy. Another red flag.</font>

382
00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:52,364
<font color="#ffff00">It says here you're a dentist.</font>

383
00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:55,670
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science.</font>

384
00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:58,444
<font color="#ffff00">This is fucked up.</font>

385
00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:00,446
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Dad?</font>

386
00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,579
<font color="#ffff00">I think we got a live one.</font>

387
00:27:06,878 --> 00:27:08,016
<font color="#ffff00">How'd we do?</font>

388
00:27:08,179 --> 00:27:11,058
<font color="#ffff00">We did good.
I got Demerol, a pack of syringes...</font>

389
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,219
<font color="#ffff00">...and almost lost my dental license.</font>

390
00:27:14,385 --> 00:27:16,331
<font color="#ffff00">- What about Chow? Anything?
- No.</font>

391
00:27:16,487 --> 00:27:19,195
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, look at this.
He e-mailed me like 20 minutes ago.</font>

392
00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,567
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, we've been sit...</font>

393
00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:23,171
<font color="#ffff00">Give me the phone, please.</font>

394
00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:25,363
<font color="#ffff00">- What does it say?
- Oh, wow.</font>

395
00:27:25,630 --> 00:27:28,702
<font color="#ffff00">He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8.
It says come alone.</font>

396
00:27:28,866 --> 00:27:30,607
<font color="#ffff00">- Come alone where?
- A bus stop.</font>

397
00:27:31,802 --> 00:27:33,008
<font color="#ffff00">In Tijuana.</font>

398
00:27:33,171 --> 00:27:34,650
<font color="#ffff00">Tijuana's the bomb.</font>

399
00:27:34,805 --> 00:27:36,148
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

400
00:27:36,307 --> 00:27:39,686
<font color="#ffff00">No, that's perfect.
No, it's like a three-hour drive from here.</font>

401
00:27:40,111 --> 00:27:42,182
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Stu, try reading a map.</font>

402
00:27:42,747 --> 00:27:45,751
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever.</font>

403
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,591
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Stu, try not having
such big horse teeth.</font>

404
00:27:51,789 --> 00:27:53,996
<font color="#ffff00">All right, we need a plan.</font>

405
00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:56,604
<font color="#ffff00">They're meeting on a bus bench
in a public place...</font>

406
00:27:56,761 --> 00:27:59,833
<font color="#ffff00">...so Alan needs to convince Chow
to go someplace more private.</font>

407
00:27:59,997 --> 00:28:03,604
<font color="#ffff00">Someplace where we can sneak up on him
and drug him.</font>

408
00:28:04,168 --> 00:28:05,203
<font color="#ffff00">Like where?</font>

409
00:28:05,403 --> 00:28:06,905
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know, like an alley.</font>

410
00:28:07,071 --> 00:28:08,414
<font color="#ffff00">What about a movie theater?</font>

411
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,847
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck, that's actually a great idea.</font>

412
00:28:11,142 --> 00:28:13,315
<font color="#ffff00">The lights go down...</font>

413
00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:16,549
<font color="#ffff00">...we take the seats behind him,
we jab him and it's fucking done.</font>

414
00:28:16,847 --> 00:28:19,555
<font color="#ffff00">I'll jab him if you want.
I've drugged people before.</font>

415
00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:21,396
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, us.</font>

416
00:28:21,552 --> 00:28:25,056
<font color="#ffff00">No offense, but we're not letting you
handle any drugs. You'll kill someone.</font>

417
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:26,793
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, please, I'm an expert.</font>

418
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,767
<font color="#ffff00">Remember the marshmallows in Thailand?</font>

419
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:30,061
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>

420
00:28:30,228 --> 00:28:33,675
<font color="#ffff00">I made it so you could eat at least three
before hitting a fatal dose.</font>

421
00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:36,434
<font color="#ffff00">Wait.</font>

422
00:28:36,601 --> 00:28:40,310
<font color="#ffff00">So you're saying I would've died
if I had had four?</font>

423
00:28:40,705 --> 00:28:42,878
<font color="#ffff00">Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu.</font>

424
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,680
<font color="#ffff00">That insane theory is the only reason
I'm still alive?</font>

425
00:28:45,843 --> 00:28:48,380
<font color="#ffff00">Yes! And you're welcome, by the way.</font>

426
00:28:48,546 --> 00:28:50,958
<font color="#ffff00">Don't say "you're welcome"
for almost killing me.</font>

427
00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:52,150
<font color="#ffff00">- Fine.
- Thank you.</font>

428
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,227
<font color="#ffff00">- You're welcome.
- Goddamn it!</font>

429
00:29:30,288 --> 00:29:31,665
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>

430
00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,867
<font color="#ffff00">You know, you were right.</font>

431
00:29:35,493 --> 00:29:39,873
<font color="#ffff00">- About what?
- That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him.</font>

432
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:44,039
<font color="#ffff00">There is no facility that can fix this guy.</font>

433
00:29:44,935 --> 00:29:47,745
<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna spend the rest of our lives
dealing with him...</font>

434
00:29:47,905 --> 00:29:51,182
<font color="#ffff00">...because we're all he has now.</font>

435
00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:53,947
<font color="#ffff00">You realize that? We're it.</font>

436
00:29:56,113 --> 00:29:57,615
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit, check it out.</font>

437
00:29:58,082 --> 00:29:59,152
<font color="#ffff00">Is that Chow?</font>

438
00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:01,058
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, fat stuff.</font>

439
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,458
<font color="#ffff00">- Leslie.
- Uh-uh-uh.</font>

440
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,964
<font color="#ffff00">- Act cool. Eyes forward.
- Yeah, okay.</font>

441
00:30:05,289 --> 00:30:07,633
<font color="#ffff00">- Anyone follow you?
- No, I don't think so.</font>

442
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:09,135
<font color="#ffff00">Good, good.</font>

443
00:30:09,293 --> 00:30:12,797
<font color="#ffff00">Gotta keep low profile right now.
Chow wanted man.</font>

444
00:30:13,164 --> 00:30:15,007
<font color="#ffff00">Can't trust anyone.</font>

445
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:18,147
<font color="#ffff00">Quick, give me some sugar.
Come on, come on, come on.</font>

446
00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:21,343
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck?</font>

447
00:30:21,505 --> 00:30:23,507
<font color="#ffff00">Did he just kiss him?</font>

448
00:30:23,674 --> 00:30:26,780
<font color="#ffff00">Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan.</font>

449
00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:29,686
<font color="#ffff00">- I need a friend.
- Well, I'm your friend, Leslie.</font>

450
00:30:30,114 --> 00:30:32,788
<font color="#ffff00">Exactly. That's why I called you down here.</font>

451
00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:35,863
<font color="#ffff00">You're the only person I can trust
in this shit-hole of a life.</font>

452
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:38,364
<font color="#ffff00">That's not true.
Stu and Phil are your friends.</font>

453
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:40,630
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, really?</font>

454
00:30:40,825 --> 00:30:42,236
<font color="#ffff00">That's interesting.</font>

455
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,203
<font color="#ffff00">Where are they?</font>

456
00:30:45,329 --> 00:30:47,104
<font color="#ffff00">- Around.
- Around where?</font>

457
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:48,470
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>

458
00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:57,749
<font color="#ffff00">- Motherfucker! I told you to come alone!
- Leslie.</font>

459
00:30:57,908 --> 00:30:58,943
<font color="#ffff00">Shit.</font>

460
00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:00,590
<font color="#ffff00">- What happened?
- Is he leaving?</font>

461
00:31:00,711 --> 00:31:02,779
<font color="#ffff00">We'll talk more! I'll
give you another kiss!</font>

462
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,918
<font color="#ffff00">He's coming this way.</font>

463
00:31:04,081 --> 00:31:05,856
<font color="#ffff00">Get down. Get down.</font>

464
00:31:06,016 --> 00:31:08,394
<font color="#ffff00">- Fuck.
- Leslie!</font>

465
00:31:08,552 --> 00:31:10,463
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

466
00:31:11,222 --> 00:31:13,224
<font color="#ffff00">- Get out of the car, you mutts!
- Leslie, no!</font>

467
00:31:13,391 --> 00:31:15,894
<font color="#ffff00">- Get off me, fat clown!
- Chow! Chow, calm down!</font>

468
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:18,097
<font color="#ffff00">- Who sent you?
- No one! No.</font>

469
00:31:18,262 --> 00:31:21,539
<font color="#ffff00">- We just wanted to see you!
- Liar! No one wants to see Chow!</font>

470
00:31:21,699 --> 00:31:24,771
<font color="#ffff00">No, we... We miss you.</font>

471
00:31:24,935 --> 00:31:27,711
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- We miss you, Chow!</font>

472
00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:30,148
<font color="#ffff00">- That's it.
- Yeah.</font>

473
00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:31,809
<font color="#ffff00">We miss you.</font>

474
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,114
<font color="#ffff00">You miss me?</font>

475
00:31:34,879 --> 00:31:36,381
<font color="#ffff00">So much.</font>

476
00:31:40,718 --> 00:31:43,221
<font color="#ffff00">You miss Chow.</font>

477
00:31:44,822 --> 00:31:45,892
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, buddy.</font>

478
00:31:46,357 --> 00:31:48,837
<font color="#ffff00">We love you, Chow.</font>

479
00:31:57,134 --> 00:32:02,345
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I hurt myself today</i></font>

480
00:32:03,207 --> 00:32:07,622
<font color="#ffff00"><i>To see if I still feel</i></font>

481
00:32:08,412 --> 00:32:11,825
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I focus on the pain</i></font>

482
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:18,624
<font color="#ffff00"><i>The only thing that's real</i></font>

483
00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:22,364
<font color="#ffff00"><i>What have I become</i></font>

484
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,767
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck am I watching?</font>

485
00:32:25,095 --> 00:32:28,042
<font color="#ffff00"><i>My sweetest friend</i></font>

486
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,207
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Everyone I know</i></font>

487
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,781
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Goes away in the end</i></font>

488
00:32:34,939 --> 00:32:37,545
<font color="#ffff00">- Is that gonna be enough?
- Oh, yeah.</font>

489
00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:43,383
<font color="#ffff00">This will take about a minute to kick in.
We'll tell the waitress he's drunk.</font>

490
00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,857
<font color="#ffff00">By the time we get to the car,
he'll be out cold.</font>

491
00:32:46,016 --> 00:32:48,895
<font color="#ffff00"><i>My empire of dirt</i></font>

492
00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:53,994
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I will let you down</i></font>

493
00:32:55,192 --> 00:32:59,732
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I will make you hurt</i></font>

494
00:33:05,603 --> 00:33:07,446
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, sit down.</font>

495
00:33:08,606 --> 00:33:10,142
<font color="#ffff00">That was really nice, Chow.</font>

496
00:33:10,307 --> 00:33:11,445
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, Phil.</font>

497
00:33:11,609 --> 00:33:14,146
<font color="#ffff00">The key is to sing from your heart.</font>

498
00:33:14,311 --> 00:33:16,655
<font color="#ffff00">So Mexico, huh?
What are you doing down here?</font>

499
00:33:16,814 --> 00:33:20,785
<font color="#ffff00">You know, fucking, doing blow.
Same old, same old.</font>

500
00:33:20,951 --> 00:33:22,362
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, I got into cockfighting.</font>

501
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,160
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful.
- Yes.</font>

502
00:33:25,356 --> 00:33:27,495
<font color="#ffff00">Basically, been killing it down here.</font>

503
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:31,395
<font color="#ffff00">That is just terrific. Right?</font>

504
00:33:31,562 --> 00:33:34,475
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, that's terrific.
I think that calls for a toast.</font>

505
00:33:34,632 --> 00:33:35,872
<font color="#ffff00">I like that.</font>

506
00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:37,842
<font color="#ffff00">- To killing it.
- Killing it.</font>

507
00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:40,107
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, to killing it.</font>

508
00:33:41,071 --> 00:33:42,209
<font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>

509
00:33:49,747 --> 00:33:51,192
<font color="#ffff00">You okay, Chow?</font>

510
00:33:51,549 --> 00:33:53,460
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know. You tell me.</font>

511
00:33:57,321 --> 00:33:59,767
<font color="#ffff00">So how many rooster birds do you have,
Chow?</font>

512
00:34:02,927 --> 00:34:04,873
<font color="#ffff00">- Aah!
- Huh?</font>

513
00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:08,637
<font color="#ffff00">- Shh. Act cool or I open his vein.
- Oh, my God.</font>

514
00:34:09,033 --> 00:34:10,637
<font color="#ffff00">Why you wanna drug poor Chow?</font>

515
00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:13,975
<font color="#ffff00">No, no. It's not what you think.
There's this guy Marshall.</font>

516
00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:16,277
<font color="#ffff00">Marshall? How you know that fat fuck?</font>

517
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,320
<font color="#ffff00">He says you took his gold. He's got Doug.
He'll kill him unless we bring you back.</font>

518
00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:23,754
<font color="#ffff00">It's true! I swear to God, it's true!</font>

519
00:34:24,381 --> 00:34:26,588
<font color="#ffff00">Chow. Chow, that's the truth.</font>

520
00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:32,363
<font color="#ffff00">Goddamn it!</font>

521
00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:34,636
<font color="#ffff00">That motherfucker.</font>

522
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,601
<font color="#ffff00">Stu, you okay?</font>

523
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,239
<font color="#ffff00">- You all right?
- No.</font>

524
00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:40,241
<font color="#ffff00">We're sorry, Chow.</font>

525
00:34:40,397 --> 00:34:42,172
<font color="#ffff00">We're sorry.</font>

526
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:45,314
<font color="#ffff00">- We didn't know what else to do.
- Next time, don't lie to Chow.</font>

527
00:34:45,469 --> 00:34:48,916
<font color="#ffff00">You're right. You are so right,
and we made a huge mistake.</font>

528
00:34:52,443 --> 00:34:54,081
<font color="#ffff00">So, what do we do now?</font>

529
00:34:54,345 --> 00:34:55,585
<font color="#ffff00">That depends.</font>

530
00:34:57,047 --> 00:34:58,526
<font color="#ffff00">Can I trust you?</font>

531
00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,858
<font color="#ffff00">What is this place, Chow?</font>

532
00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,525
<font color="#ffff00">My house.</font>

533
00:35:08,392 --> 00:35:10,633
<font color="#ffff00">Chow used to be on top of the world.</font>

534
00:35:10,794 --> 00:35:14,401
<font color="#ffff00">Had three beautiful homes
in three different countries.</font>

535
00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,774
<font color="#ffff00">But this one, my Mexican villa...</font>

536
00:35:18,502 --> 00:35:20,209
<font color="#ffff00">...this was my favorite.</font>

537
00:35:21,071 --> 00:35:22,812
<font color="#ffff00">And everything got fucked.</font>

538
00:35:23,507 --> 00:35:26,750
<font color="#ffff00">Chow go to prison, all my property seized.</font>

539
00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,583
<font color="#ffff00">My homes...</font>

540
00:35:28,746 --> 00:35:30,953
<font color="#ffff00">...sold at auction to highest bidders.</font>

541
00:35:31,882 --> 00:35:34,726
<font color="#ffff00">But I know something no one else knows.</font>

542
00:35:34,952 --> 00:35:37,558
<font color="#ffff00">This house is where I stashed the gold.</font>

543
00:35:38,455 --> 00:35:40,435
<font color="#ffff00">- Marshall's gold?
- Yep.</font>

544
00:35:40,758 --> 00:35:42,669
<font color="#ffff00">Hid it inside the basement wall.</font>

545
00:35:44,461 --> 00:35:46,407
<font color="#ffff00">No one knows it's there.</font>

546
00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,535
<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna go get it.</font>

547
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:51,739
<font color="#ffff00">Wait. You mean break in?</font>

548
00:35:53,037 --> 00:35:55,643
<font color="#ffff00">Look, Marshall wants his gold.</font>

549
00:35:55,806 --> 00:35:58,514
<font color="#ffff00">And he's gonna hunt me down
until he gets it.</font>

550
00:35:58,676 --> 00:36:00,553
<font color="#ffff00">If we show up without it, he'll kill me.</font>

551
00:36:00,711 --> 00:36:02,691
<font color="#ffff00">We're not breaking in anywhere.</font>

552
00:36:02,846 --> 00:36:05,986
<font color="#ffff00">Not anywhere, Stu. My house.</font>

553
00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:07,993
<font color="#ffff00">It's piece of cake.</font>

554
00:36:08,152 --> 00:36:09,995
<font color="#ffff00">I know every square inch of this place.</font>

555
00:36:11,422 --> 00:36:16,201
<font color="#ffff00">The best part, the guy we're stealing
it from doesn't even know it's there.</font>

556
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,597
<font color="#ffff00">So he'll never know it's gone.</font>

557
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:25,008
<font color="#ffff00">You guys know what's going on, right?</font>

558
00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:26,841
<font color="#ffff00">What do you mean?</font>

559
00:36:27,004 --> 00:36:30,577
<font color="#ffff00">Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong,
we're not breaking into this house.</font>

560
00:36:31,475 --> 00:36:33,148
<font color="#ffff00">This house is too small.</font>

561
00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:36,223
<font color="#ffff00">We're breaking into another house.
This is just a model, right?</font>

562
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,018
<font color="#ffff00">What? Alan, no!</font>

563
00:36:38,816 --> 00:36:40,193
<font color="#ffff00">My chickens!</font>

564
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,059
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit!</font>

565
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:44,260
<font color="#ffff00">Chow, what the fuck?</font>

566
00:36:44,421 --> 00:36:48,062
<font color="#ffff00">Watch out for the claws!
They're trained to kill!</font>

567
00:36:48,225 --> 00:36:50,432
<font color="#ffff00">His beak is so sharp!</font>

568
00:36:50,594 --> 00:36:51,629
<font color="#ffff00">Ow! Ow!</font>

569
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:55,610
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, fuck!
- Stay still, I'm trying to help.</font>

570
00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:57,439
<font color="#ffff00">- Don't!
- Get it off!</font>

571
00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:02,883
<font color="#ffff00">- Fucking bull's-eye!
- Are you out of your mind?</font>

572
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,316
<font color="#ffff00">Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!</font>

573
00:37:08,011 --> 00:37:09,456
<font color="#ffff00">Stu, the window!</font>

574
00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,488
<font color="#ffff00">- Get it out!
- Okay, okay!</font>

575
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,061
<font color="#ffff00">Get it out!</font>

576
00:37:18,889 --> 00:37:20,493
<font color="#ffff00">Shh, shh, shh.</font>

577
00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:24,229
<font color="#ffff00">Don't struggle. Let go.</font>

578
00:37:27,765 --> 00:37:30,268
<font color="#ffff00">You won a lot of fights, Wallace.</font>

579
00:37:31,368 --> 00:37:32,472
<font color="#ffff00">Not this time.</font>

580
00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:45,960
<font color="#ffff00">- What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- They're angry.</font>

581
00:37:46,116 --> 00:37:47,993
<font color="#ffff00">All I feed them is cocaine.</font>

582
00:37:48,952 --> 00:37:50,488
<font color="#ffff00">And chicken.</font>

583
00:37:56,393 --> 00:37:57,770
<font color="#ffff00">That's some house, Chow.</font>

584
00:37:57,928 --> 00:38:01,705
<font color="#ffff00">It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone.</font>

585
00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:07,014
<font color="#ffff00">Could you not spit inside my minivan,
please? Jesus.</font>

586
00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:08,710
<font color="#ffff00">Who lives there now?</font>

587
00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:11,512
<font color="#ffff00">Some dot-com millionaire.
He's never here.</font>

588
00:38:11,675 --> 00:38:13,245
<font color="#ffff00">This is a vacation home.</font>

589
00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:15,185
<font color="#ffff00">The help doesn't show up on Sundays.</font>

590
00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:17,852
<font color="#ffff00">No one there but the guard dogs. Stu?</font>

591
00:38:18,015 --> 00:38:21,827
<font color="#ffff00">We'll toss these burgers over the gate,
wait for the Demerol to kick in.</font>

592
00:38:21,985 --> 00:38:24,431
<font color="#ffff00">Make sure you put in enough to kill them.</font>

593
00:38:24,588 --> 00:38:26,625
<font color="#ffff00">We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow.</font>

594
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:28,463
<font color="#ffff00">This will knock them out for hours.</font>

595
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,901
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you worked for PETA.</font>

596
00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,166
<font color="#ffff00">- What a pussy.
- Ha-ha-ha.</font>

597
00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:06,297
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, take that.</font>

598
00:39:07,564 --> 00:39:08,599
<font color="#ffff00">Aah!</font>

599
00:39:11,668 --> 00:39:13,272
<font color="#ffff00">- Where are you going?
- You'll see.</font>

600
00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,015
<font color="#ffff00">Pardon me, little loser.</font>

601
00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:18,611
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me, fucking asshole.</font>

602
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,251
<font color="#ffff00">Follow me.</font>

603
00:39:23,347 --> 00:39:26,556
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Okay, here's the deal:
two security panels inside.</i></font>

604
00:39:26,717 --> 00:39:29,391
<font color="#ffff00"><i>If you cut only one wire,
it triggers alarm.</i></font>

605
00:39:29,553 --> 00:39:31,590
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Place will be crawling with cops.</i></font>

606
00:39:31,755 --> 00:39:35,202
<font color="#ffff00">But if you cut wire on both panels
at same time, alarm disabled.</font>

607
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:38,431
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside
without tripping the alarm?</font>

608
00:39:38,595 --> 00:39:40,302
<font color="#ffff00">Check this out.</font>

609
00:39:42,766 --> 00:39:44,905
<font color="#ffff00">- Any more stupid questions?
- Whoa.</font>

610
00:39:45,068 --> 00:39:46,638
<font color="#ffff00">Now, who's coming with me?</font>

611
00:39:47,037 --> 00:39:48,141
<font color="#ffff00">I'll do it.</font>

612
00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:49,740
<font color="#ffff00">You wanna tell him?</font>

613
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,076
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, um...</font>

614
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,321
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you're just too fat.</font>

615
00:39:57,014 --> 00:39:58,357
<font color="#ffff00">Roger that.</font>

616
00:40:14,131 --> 00:40:15,701
<font color="#ffff00">Ow. Ahh.</font>

617
00:40:15,866 --> 00:40:17,743
<font color="#ffff00">You kicked me, you motherfucker.</font>

618
00:40:21,305 --> 00:40:23,842
<font color="#ffff00">No, no, no. Don't get up.
Will trip motion detectors.</font>

619
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:25,213
<font color="#ffff00">Stay low like dog.</font>

620
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:27,321
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. Good idea.</font>

621
00:40:27,878 --> 00:40:30,381
<font color="#ffff00">- Which way?
- In there. The kitchen.</font>

622
00:40:32,783 --> 00:40:34,353
<font color="#ffff00">Aah! What the fuck is that?</font>

623
00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:37,829
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha.
I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember?</font>

624
00:40:45,729 --> 00:40:46,867
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Stu?</font>

625
00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:48,441
<font color="#ffff00">Check it out.</font>

626
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,513
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God! So gross!</font>

627
00:40:55,973 --> 00:40:58,476
<font color="#ffff00">God! Chow, cut it out!</font>

628
00:41:11,855 --> 00:41:13,835
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, I'm here.</font>

629
00:41:13,991 --> 00:41:15,470
<font color="#ffff00">Now what?</font>

630
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:17,901
<font color="#ffff00">Pull the cover off so
you can see the wires.</font>

631
00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,096
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

632
00:41:22,165 --> 00:41:24,736
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. Done!</font>

633
00:41:24,901 --> 00:41:27,780
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, on three, cut the gray wire.</font>

634
00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:29,918
<font color="#ffff00">One, two...</font>

635
00:41:30,073 --> 00:41:31,211
<font color="#ffff00">Wait. Wait, wait, wait!</font>

636
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,981
<font color="#ffff00">I don't have a gray wire.
I have red, green and yellow.</font>

637
00:41:34,144 --> 00:41:38,024
<font color="#ffff00">That's weird. I have light gray,
medium gray, dark gray.</font>

638
00:41:38,682 --> 00:41:39,854
<font color="#ffff00">You do?</font>

639
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,524
<font color="#ffff00">Motherfucker.</font>

640
00:41:41,885 --> 00:41:44,161
<font color="#ffff00">My bad. I'm colorblind.</font>

641
00:41:44,321 --> 00:41:45,356
<font color="#ffff00">You're what?</font>

642
00:41:45,522 --> 00:41:47,661
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck it, just cut the middle one.</font>

643
00:41:48,191 --> 00:41:51,138
<font color="#ffff00">No, my middle one could be different.
The wires are all twisted.</font>

644
00:41:51,294 --> 00:41:54,207
<font color="#ffff00">- On three. One, two...
- Chow, stop!</font>

645
00:41:54,965 --> 00:41:56,069
<font color="#ffff00">God.</font>

646
00:41:56,633 --> 00:41:58,670
<font color="#ffff00">Hold on, I'm coming to you.</font>

647
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:01,643
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck's taking them so long?</font>

648
00:42:01,805 --> 00:42:04,411
<font color="#ffff00">Where'd you get that
shirt, the Diesel store?</font>

649
00:42:06,476 --> 00:42:07,716
<font color="#ffff00">Phil.</font>

650
00:42:07,878 --> 00:42:09,357
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

651
00:42:10,013 --> 00:42:12,516
<font color="#ffff00">It's a cute top. Where
did you get that shirt?</font>

652
00:42:16,686 --> 00:42:17,926
<font color="#ffff00">What's the problem?</font>

653
00:42:20,057 --> 00:42:22,799
<font color="#ffff00">Just point to the wire you want me to cut.</font>

654
00:42:22,959 --> 00:42:25,200
<font color="#ffff00">- This gray one right here.
- Great.</font>

655
00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:27,308
<font color="#ffff00">For your information, that's green.</font>

656
00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:29,133
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk.</font>

657
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:30,369
<font color="#ffff00">Which one's red?</font>

658
00:42:30,534 --> 00:42:32,639
<font color="#ffff00">The one in your left hand.</font>

659
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:37,616
<font color="#ffff00">- Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic.
- What the fuck?</font>

660
00:42:38,742 --> 00:42:41,882
<font color="#ffff00">- Where'd you get it?
- I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one.</font>

661
00:42:42,045 --> 00:42:46,323
<font color="#ffff00">There's a cool Diesel store in the mall that I
like to go to. Right next to the food court.</font>

662
00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:48,463
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know if it's Diesel.</font>

663
00:42:48,985 --> 00:42:50,794
<font color="#ffff00">Looks like a Diesel.</font>

664
00:42:53,290 --> 00:42:54,564
<font color="#ffff00">What's the matter with you?</font>

665
00:42:54,724 --> 00:42:57,398
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, you're still holding
the one I left you with, right?</font>

666
00:42:57,561 --> 00:42:58,835
<font color="#ffff00">Pretty much. Heh, heh.</font>

667
00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:00,599
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

668
00:43:00,764 --> 00:43:02,675
<font color="#ffff00">All right. On three!</font>

669
00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:04,972
<font color="#ffff00">One...</font>

670
00:43:05,769 --> 00:43:06,873
<font color="#ffff00">...two...</font>

671
00:43:07,771 --> 00:43:08,909
<font color="#ffff00">...three.</font>

672
00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:16,984
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit, it worked.</font>

673
00:43:21,184 --> 00:43:22,288
<font color="#ffff00">All good?</font>

674
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,895
<font color="#ffff00">- Easy peasy.
- All right.</font>

675
00:43:25,055 --> 00:43:26,227
<font color="#ffff00">You have no idea.</font>

676
00:43:26,389 --> 00:43:27,493
<font color="#ffff00">Come on.</font>

677
00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,465
<font color="#ffff00">Whoops.</font>

678
00:43:31,228 --> 00:43:33,174
<font color="#ffff00">- Jesus, be careful, Chow.
- Ha, ha.</font>

679
00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:35,037
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck this guy.</font>

680
00:43:35,198 --> 00:43:38,270
<font color="#ffff00">Living in my house. Living my life.</font>

681
00:43:38,435 --> 00:43:40,108
<font color="#ffff00">Can we just stick to the plan?</font>

682
00:43:40,270 --> 00:43:41,305
<font color="#ffff00">Fine.</font>

683
00:43:42,439 --> 00:43:44,578
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha. Ruined.</font>

684
00:43:46,209 --> 00:43:47,950
<font color="#ffff00">He is completely out of control.</font>

685
00:43:48,111 --> 00:43:50,022
<font color="#ffff00">Let's just get this done.</font>

686
00:43:54,551 --> 00:43:57,122
<font color="#ffff00">This way. Come on, come on.</font>

687
00:44:04,794 --> 00:44:06,569
<font color="#ffff00">It's buried behind this wall.</font>

688
00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:09,636
<font color="#ffff00">- Alan.
- Here you go, boss.</font>

689
00:44:14,871 --> 00:44:16,077
<font color="#ffff00">Aah!</font>

690
00:44:16,773 --> 00:44:17,808
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck!</font>

691
00:44:17,974 --> 00:44:20,113
<font color="#ffff00">- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.</font>

692
00:44:20,277 --> 00:44:21,950
<font color="#ffff00">Just warming up.</font>

693
00:44:22,112 --> 00:44:24,922
<font color="#ffff00">It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one?</font>

694
00:44:25,081 --> 00:44:29,052
<font color="#ffff00">- Why don't you just let me do it, Chow?
- Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing.</font>

695
00:44:40,764 --> 00:44:43,210
<font color="#ffff00">You might wanna take your shirt off.
Makes it easier.</font>

696
00:44:43,366 --> 00:44:46,370
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- I've heard that too.</font>

697
00:45:22,672 --> 00:45:26,745
<font color="#ffff00">See that? Chow come back for you.</font>

698
00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:45,833
<font color="#ffff00">That's the last of it.</font>

699
00:45:46,496 --> 00:45:47,998
<font color="#ffff00">You sure?</font>

700
00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:51,473
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- You triple sure?</font>

701
00:45:52,502 --> 00:45:56,177
<font color="#ffff00">- Yes!
- Good! Heh-heh-heh.</font>

702
00:45:57,707 --> 00:45:58,913
<font color="#ffff00">Chow?</font>

703
00:46:05,215 --> 00:46:06,455
<font color="#ffff00">Chow?</font>

704
00:46:07,183 --> 00:46:08,253
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

705
00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:11,097
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

706
00:46:12,656 --> 00:46:13,930
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

707
00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:15,535
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

708
00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:27,678
<font color="#ffff00">Chow, open this fucking door right now!</font>

709
00:46:42,752 --> 00:46:44,322
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

710
00:47:04,474 --> 00:47:06,078
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart Price.</font>

711
00:47:06,509 --> 00:47:09,012
<font color="#ffff00">No felonies. One arrest:</font>

712
00:47:09,179 --> 00:47:10,214
<font color="#ffff00">Las Vegas, Nevada.</font>

713
00:47:12,582 --> 00:47:13,686
<font color="#ffff00">Phil Wenneck.</font>

714
00:47:13,850 --> 00:47:15,761
<font color="#ffff00">No felonies. One arrest:</font>

715
00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:18,396
<font color="#ffff00">Also Las Vegas, Nevada.</font>

716
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,832
<font color="#ffff00">Alan Garner.</font>

717
00:47:28,932 --> 00:47:30,502
<font color="#ffff00">Is this record accurate?</font>

718
00:47:35,972 --> 00:47:37,417
<font color="#ffff00">Uh-huh.</font>

719
00:47:38,475 --> 00:47:40,216
<font color="#ffff00">I did that. Mm-hm.</font>

720
00:47:40,377 --> 00:47:41,856
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

721
00:47:42,812 --> 00:47:46,191
<font color="#ffff00">Masturbating on a city bus.
Yep, that was me.</font>

722
00:47:46,349 --> 00:47:48,226
<font color="#ffff00">Look, we've been here for 5 hours.</font>

723
00:47:48,385 --> 00:47:50,296
<font color="#ffff00">We already told your guys everything.</font>

724
00:47:50,453 --> 00:47:51,523
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

725
00:47:51,688 --> 00:47:54,259
<font color="#ffff00">You told them a story
about a little Chinese man.</font>

726
00:47:54,424 --> 00:47:57,030
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie Chow. He's an international
criminal. Look it up.</font>

727
00:47:57,193 --> 00:48:00,072
<font color="#ffff00">A little Chinese man that no one in town
has seen or heard of.</font>

728
00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:02,710
<font color="#ffff00">The hotel where you say he's staying?
No one there.</font>

729
00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:04,903
<font color="#ffff00">Probably because he left town.</font>

730
00:48:05,568 --> 00:48:07,013
<font color="#ffff00">That's one theory.</font>

731
00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:08,911
<font color="#ffff00">Another theory is that you're lying.</font>

732
00:48:11,975 --> 00:48:15,320
<font color="#ffff00">"Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel,
Christmas Eve."</font>

733
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:24,758
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me.</font>

734
00:48:30,794 --> 00:48:32,671
<font color="#ffff00">We're fucking dead.</font>

735
00:48:33,563 --> 00:48:36,373
<font color="#ffff00">Why would Mr. Chow do this?</font>

736
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,340
<font color="#ffff00">Because he's a greedy piece of shit
who used us.</font>

737
00:48:41,304 --> 00:48:43,477
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, but he's our friend.
- Oh.</font>

738
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,142
<font color="#ffff00">Grow up, Alan.</font>

739
00:48:48,778 --> 00:48:49,950
<font color="#ffff00">You're free to leave.</font>

740
00:48:50,113 --> 00:48:52,389
<font color="#ffff00">All the charges have been dropped.</font>

741
00:48:53,049 --> 00:48:54,187
<font color="#ffff00">By who?</font>

742
00:48:54,350 --> 00:48:55,829
<font color="#ffff00">It's your lucky day.</font>

743
00:48:55,985 --> 00:48:58,022
<font color="#ffff00">There's a car waiting for you out front.</font>

744
00:48:58,955 --> 00:49:00,957
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, let's go.</font>

745
00:49:04,961 --> 00:49:06,736
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Jesus.</font>

746
00:49:09,399 --> 00:49:10,537
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

747
00:49:13,937 --> 00:49:15,348
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry.</font>

748
00:49:16,739 --> 00:49:17,774
<font color="#ffff00">What is this?</font>

749
00:49:18,842 --> 00:49:20,150
<font color="#ffff00">Get in the car.</font>

750
00:49:30,453 --> 00:49:31,864
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me, sir?</font>

751
00:49:32,288 --> 00:49:33,323
<font color="#ffff00">Where we headed?</font>

752
00:50:01,651 --> 00:50:03,187
<font color="#ffff00">Welcome back.</font>

753
00:50:13,496 --> 00:50:16,477
<font color="#ffff00">- What the fuck?
- Let's go, guys.</font>

754
00:50:21,571 --> 00:50:23,380
<font color="#ffff00">Out to the back.</font>

755
00:50:34,617 --> 00:50:36,790
<font color="#ffff00">- Doug?
- Guys. Careful.</font>

756
00:50:36,953 --> 00:50:38,591
<font color="#ffff00">Get your ass back over here.</font>

757
00:50:38,755 --> 00:50:40,701
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie Chow never lived here.</font>

758
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:44,995
<font color="#ffff00">You didn't break into his old house.</font>

759
00:50:45,495 --> 00:50:47,133
<font color="#ffff00">You broke into my house.</font>

760
00:50:48,464 --> 00:50:49,534
<font color="#ffff00">I don't understand.</font>

761
00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:53,537
<font color="#ffff00">You didn't get back the gold
he stole from me.</font>

762
00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:57,414
<font color="#ffff00">You got the other half that he didn't.</font>

763
00:50:57,574 --> 00:50:59,349
<font color="#ffff00">Oh. my God!</font>

764
00:50:59,509 --> 00:51:01,887
<font color="#ffff00">What, you mean the half he never had?</font>

765
00:51:02,045 --> 00:51:04,992
<font color="#ffff00">He's a world-class rat,
and you three were his accomplices.</font>

766
00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:06,218
<font color="#ffff00">- No!
- We had no idea.</font>

767
00:51:06,382 --> 00:51:08,988
<font color="#ffff00">We were trying to help you.
We thought you'd be happy!</font>

768
00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:11,098
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you so much.</font>

769
00:51:11,254 --> 00:51:13,791
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you for ripping me off.</font>

770
00:51:13,957 --> 00:51:15,834
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you for desecrating my home!</font>

771
00:51:15,992 --> 00:51:18,836
<font color="#ffff00">And thank you for killing my fucking dogs!</font>

772
00:51:18,995 --> 00:51:21,407
<font color="#ffff00">We didn't kill your dogs.
They're just tranquilized.</font>

773
00:51:21,731 --> 00:51:24,541
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, right.</font>

774
00:51:25,101 --> 00:51:26,273
<font color="#ffff00">You don't know.</font>

775
00:51:26,436 --> 00:51:29,417
<font color="#ffff00">- Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
- What?</font>

776
00:51:29,572 --> 00:51:32,280
<font color="#ffff00">And somebody's gotta pay.</font>

777
00:51:32,475 --> 00:51:34,785
<font color="#ffff00">- He's right.
- No, no, no! Aah!</font>

778
00:51:43,086 --> 00:51:45,259
<font color="#ffff00">My head of security.</font>

779
00:51:45,421 --> 00:51:49,528
<font color="#ffff00">Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman
with a pair of wire cutters.</font>

780
00:51:50,126 --> 00:51:51,161
<font color="#ffff00">Unreal.</font>

781
00:51:55,632 --> 00:51:57,202
<font color="#ffff00">Aw. Man.</font>

782
00:51:57,867 --> 00:52:00,006
<font color="#ffff00">That's okay. I know it's scary.</font>

783
00:52:00,169 --> 00:52:03,673
<font color="#ffff00">Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair
of sweatpants for Alan here.</font>

784
00:52:04,307 --> 00:52:05,650
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a 44 slim.</font>

785
00:52:06,242 --> 00:52:08,381
<font color="#ffff00">Can you bring me a few options?</font>

786
00:52:09,412 --> 00:52:12,393
<font color="#ffff00">You found Chow once. Find him again.</font>

787
00:52:12,548 --> 00:52:13,822
<font color="#ffff00">And my gold.</font>

788
00:52:14,884 --> 00:52:15,988
<font color="#ffff00">Wait.</font>

789
00:52:16,152 --> 00:52:19,361
<font color="#ffff00">We don't even have a car.
Chow stole my minivan.</font>

790
00:52:19,522 --> 00:52:22,162
<font color="#ffff00">Take the limo. Hector has the keys.</font>

791
00:52:22,325 --> 00:52:24,066
<font color="#ffff00">And get going.</font>

792
00:52:24,761 --> 00:52:26,798
<font color="#ffff00">I'm killing Dougs today.</font>

793
00:52:33,703 --> 00:52:36,047
<font color="#ffff00">- I never saw anyone get killed before.
- Right?</font>

794
00:52:36,205 --> 00:52:38,242
<font color="#ffff00">My God, that was so intense.</font>

795
00:52:38,408 --> 00:52:41,287
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, he just fell and then he's dead.</font>

796
00:52:41,444 --> 00:52:42,616
<font color="#ffff00">I feel sick.</font>

797
00:52:42,779 --> 00:52:44,053
<font color="#ffff00">Me too.</font>

798
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,954
<font color="#ffff00">Well, maybe we should get some food, guys.</font>

799
00:52:50,253 --> 00:52:52,995
<font color="#ffff00">What are we gonna do?
We have no idea where Chow is.</font>

800
00:52:53,156 --> 00:52:54,829
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>

801
00:52:54,991 --> 00:52:57,369
<font color="#ffff00">He took your minivan.
We could report it stolen...</font>

802
00:52:57,527 --> 00:52:59,370
<font color="#ffff00">...and then they could track him down?</font>

803
00:52:59,962 --> 00:53:01,498
<font color="#ffff00">It's worth a shot.</font>

804
00:53:03,499 --> 00:53:05,137
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck!</font>

805
00:53:05,301 --> 00:53:06,837
<font color="#ffff00">I left my phone in the minivan.</font>

806
00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:10,442
<font color="#ffff00">Well, if you lost your phone, Phil,
I have that <i>Find My Phone</i> app.</font>

807
00:53:10,606 --> 00:53:12,608
<font color="#ffff00">We have bigger problems than that, Alan.</font>

808
00:53:12,775 --> 00:53:15,312
<font color="#ffff00">No, wait, wait, wait.
If your phone's in the minivan...</font>

809
00:53:15,478 --> 00:53:18,118
<font color="#ffff00">...and Chow has the minivan,
then your phone's with Chow!</font>

810
00:53:18,281 --> 00:53:21,057
<font color="#ffff00">You heard him.
We have bigger problems than that, Stu.</font>

811
00:53:21,217 --> 00:53:23,197
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, give me your phone. Quick.</font>

812
00:53:23,386 --> 00:53:25,263
<font color="#ffff00">- That's brilliant.
- Yes.</font>

813
00:53:25,555 --> 00:53:27,501
<font color="#ffff00">- Wait, what's your password?
- "Hey Phil."</font>

814
00:53:27,657 --> 00:53:28,897
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah?
- No, that's it.</font>

815
00:53:29,058 --> 00:53:30,298
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- That's my password.</font>

816
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,632
<font color="#ffff00">"Hey Phil."</font>

817
00:53:34,163 --> 00:53:35,403
<font color="#ffff00">It is it.</font>

818
00:53:36,799 --> 00:53:38,107
<font color="#ffff00">Phil gets it.</font>

819
00:53:38,267 --> 00:53:40,941
<font color="#ffff00">Nothing worse than losing your phone.</font>

820
00:53:41,671 --> 00:53:44,845
<font color="#ffff00">You just saw a man get murdered.
Your brother-in-law is kidnapped.</font>

821
00:53:45,007 --> 00:53:46,486
<font color="#ffff00">You sure there's nothing worse?</font>

822
00:53:46,843 --> 00:53:48,447
<font color="#ffff00">You don't get it, Stu.</font>

823
00:53:48,611 --> 00:53:52,320
<font color="#ffff00">You just don't get it, do you?</font>

824
00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:55,258
<font color="#ffff00">I have over 60 apps on that phone.</font>

825
00:53:55,418 --> 00:53:57,193
<font color="#ffff00">What if I lost my phone?</font>

826
00:53:57,353 --> 00:54:00,891
<font color="#ffff00">Do you have any idea how much time
and man-hours it would take...</font>

827
00:54:01,057 --> 00:54:02,764
<font color="#ffff00">...to re-download those apps?</font>

828
00:54:04,026 --> 00:54:07,030
<font color="#ffff00">You are right.
I had not thought of that. Thank you.</font>

829
00:54:07,196 --> 00:54:09,335
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu!</font>

830
00:54:09,699 --> 00:54:11,406
<font color="#ffff00">It's locating.</font>

831
00:54:13,970 --> 00:54:16,348
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, God, of course.
- What?</font>

832
00:54:16,839 --> 00:54:18,147
<font color="#ffff00">Where is he?</font>

833
00:54:20,309 --> 00:54:21,845
<font color="#ffff00">He's in fucking Vegas.</font>

834
00:54:22,011 --> 00:54:24,491
<font color="#ffff00">- Shotgun.
- Oh.</font>

835
00:54:27,016 --> 00:54:28,996
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no.</font>

836
00:54:29,585 --> 00:54:31,189
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Stu?</font>

837
00:54:34,357 --> 00:54:37,236
<font color="#ffff00">I don't enjoy talking to you that way.</font>

838
00:54:37,393 --> 00:54:40,806
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know why you insist
on making me blow my top.</font>

839
00:54:41,164 --> 00:54:43,644
<font color="#ffff00">We've been on a lot of
adventures together...</font>

840
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,178
<font color="#ffff00">...but it seems like you haven't
learned anything.</font>

841
00:54:46,335 --> 00:54:47,712
<font color="#ffff00">Anything!</font>

842
00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,143
<font color="#ffff00">You think on it.</font>

843
00:54:51,207 --> 00:54:52,948
<font color="#ffff00">I'll be in the limo.</font>

844
00:54:54,911 --> 00:54:56,515
<font color="#ffff00">He's okay.</font>

845
00:55:35,451 --> 00:55:39,524
<font color="#ffff00">Someone needs to burn this place
to the ground.</font>

846
00:55:41,457 --> 00:55:44,461
<font color="#ffff00">I told myself I would never come back.</font>

847
00:55:45,595 --> 00:55:47,302
<font color="#ffff00">Well, don't worry.</font>

848
00:55:47,463 --> 00:55:49,500
<font color="#ffff00">It all ends tonight.</font>

849
00:55:57,139 --> 00:56:00,120
<font color="#ffff00">It says 200 yards up on the right.</font>

850
00:56:01,611 --> 00:56:03,716
<font color="#ffff00">And there it is.</font>

851
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,257
<font color="#ffff00">Amazing.</font>

852
00:56:16,492 --> 00:56:18,301
<font color="#ffff00">Looks like he ditched it.</font>

853
00:56:21,264 --> 00:56:23,005
<font color="#ffff00">- It's open.
- No shit.</font>

854
00:56:23,165 --> 00:56:24,769
<font color="#ffff00">Well, look around.</font>

855
00:56:24,934 --> 00:56:27,175
<font color="#ffff00">Let's see if he left anything in here.</font>

856
00:56:29,772 --> 00:56:32,582
<font color="#ffff00">- I found the Demerol.
- Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it.</font>

857
00:56:32,742 --> 00:56:36,155
<font color="#ffff00">I got my phone. No fucking keys, though.</font>

858
00:56:36,312 --> 00:56:39,452
<font color="#ffff00">- Alan, anything?
- No, not even the gold.</font>

859
00:56:41,317 --> 00:56:44,958
<font color="#ffff00">- Why the fuck would Chow come down here?
- I know, right?</font>

860
00:56:45,588 --> 00:56:46,658
<font color="#ffff00">Why here?</font>

861
00:56:48,624 --> 00:56:51,400
<font color="#ffff00"><i>You can't match
the pure strength and power...</i></font>

862
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,096
<font color="#ffff00"><i>...of John Cena!</i></font>

863
00:56:53,663 --> 00:56:55,665
<font color="#ffff00"><i>- Cena puts Punk down!</i>
- Oh! Ha, ha.</font>

864
00:56:55,831 --> 00:56:57,242
<font color="#ffff00">Nice!</font>

865
00:57:00,136 --> 00:57:02,412
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me.
Have you happened to see the driver...</font>

866
00:57:02,571 --> 00:57:05,108
<font color="#ffff00">...of that minivan that's out front?
Short Asian guy?</font>

867
00:57:05,274 --> 00:57:06,582
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, they're all short.</font>

868
00:57:06,742 --> 00:57:09,348
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha. That's so true.</font>

869
00:57:09,512 --> 00:57:13,460
<font color="#ffff00">Right, but he may have been trying
to pawn some gold.</font>

870
00:57:13,816 --> 00:57:15,659
<font color="#ffff00">That would be my business, wouldn't it?</font>

871
00:57:17,186 --> 00:57:18,893
<font color="#ffff00">I like your T-shirt.</font>

872
00:57:22,258 --> 00:57:24,431
<font color="#ffff00">I saw that show at the Forum.</font>

873
00:57:25,161 --> 00:57:27,004
<font color="#ffff00">He played "Captain Jack."</font>

874
00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:29,773
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I heard that was legendary.</font>

875
00:57:29,932 --> 00:57:31,377
<font color="#ffff00">Woman...</font>

876
00:57:31,534 --> 00:57:33,207
<font color="#ffff00">...you have no idea.</font>

877
00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:34,905
<font color="#ffff00">Try me.</font>

878
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,881
<font color="#ffff00">Cassie, I'm hungry.
I thought you ordered Chinese.</font>

879
00:57:42,445 --> 00:57:43,890
<font color="#ffff00">Mom, I'm with a customer!</font>

880
00:57:44,046 --> 00:57:46,856
<font color="#ffff00">- You'll eat when I say it's time to eat!
- But the doctor...</font>

881
00:57:47,016 --> 00:57:49,895
<font color="#ffff00">If you don't reverse that right now,
there's gonna be hell to pay.</font>

882
00:57:55,691 --> 00:57:56,897
<font color="#ffff00">She's rude.</font>

883
00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:58,402
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

884
00:57:58,561 --> 00:58:00,768
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you!</font>

885
00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:02,204
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, keep your mouth shut!</font>

886
00:58:02,365 --> 00:58:03,901
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa.</font>

887
00:58:05,901 --> 00:58:07,346
<font color="#ffff00">You're smart.</font>

888
00:58:15,711 --> 00:58:18,089
<font color="#ffff00">A Chinese guy came in here earlier.</font>

889
00:58:18,247 --> 00:58:19,920
<font color="#ffff00">It was pretty weird.</font>

890
00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:21,925
<font color="#ffff00">He pawned a gold brick.</font>

891
00:58:22,084 --> 00:58:24,587
<font color="#ffff00">The thing's worth 400 grand,
he took 18,000.</font>

892
00:58:24,754 --> 00:58:28,964
<font color="#ffff00">- Did he say where he was going?
- I'm sorry, was I talking to you?</font>

893
00:58:34,930 --> 00:58:36,466
<font color="#ffff00">He said he wanted three things:</font>

894
00:58:36,632 --> 00:58:39,636
<font color="#ffff00">He wanted some girls,
some guys and some bath salts.</font>

895
00:58:39,802 --> 00:58:43,545
<font color="#ffff00">I gave him a card for an escort service
and he took off.</font>

896
00:58:46,242 --> 00:58:50,247
<font color="#ffff00">Pretty high-end,
so good luck getting anything out of them.</font>

897
00:58:50,613 --> 00:58:52,286
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

898
00:59:46,969 --> 00:59:48,505
<font color="#ffff00">We gotta go. We should go.</font>

899
00:59:48,671 --> 00:59:50,378
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
- Yeah.</font>

900
01:00:19,702 --> 01:00:21,704
<font color="#ffff00">I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it.</font>

901
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,255
<font color="#ffff00">Anything?</font>

902
01:00:39,421 --> 01:00:40,900
<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm still on hold.</font>

903
01:00:43,626 --> 01:00:45,902
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is.</font>

904
01:00:46,061 --> 01:00:49,770
<font color="#ffff00">Have you ever witnessed a moment
with that much heat?</font>

905
01:00:49,932 --> 01:00:52,003
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, white-hot heat, bro!</font>

906
01:00:52,735 --> 01:00:53,975
<font color="#ffff00">No, it was pretty intense.</font>

907
01:00:54,136 --> 01:00:55,240
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font>

908
01:00:56,138 --> 01:00:57,776
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, it's actually an emergency.</font>

909
01:00:57,940 --> 01:01:00,386
<font color="#ffff00">He has a thick Asian accent.</font>

910
01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:02,912
<font color="#ffff00">I totally get it...</font>

911
01:01:03,078 --> 01:01:05,957
<font color="#ffff00">...but this is a highly
unusual circumstance and...</font>

912
01:01:07,216 --> 01:01:09,127
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. All right.</font>

913
01:01:10,052 --> 01:01:11,122
<font color="#ffff00">It's an escort service.</font>

914
01:01:11,287 --> 01:01:13,062
<font color="#ffff00">They're not gonna tell us shit.</font>

915
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,964
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe an escort would.</font>

916
01:01:23,699 --> 01:01:26,908
<font color="#ffff00">- You still have her number?
- Yeah, but...</font>

917
01:01:27,069 --> 01:01:28,742
<font color="#ffff00">...it'd be pretty awkward.</font>

918
01:01:29,572 --> 01:01:31,381
<font color="#ffff00">It's all we got.</font>

919
01:01:31,540 --> 01:01:34,885
<font color="#ffff00">She smiled at me again,
from inside the shop.</font>

920
01:01:36,445 --> 01:01:39,722
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life.</font>

921
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,858
<font color="#ffff00">Hey!</font>

922
01:01:43,018 --> 01:01:44,861
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God, you guys.</font>

923
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:47,261
<font color="#ffff00">It's been so long.</font>

924
01:01:47,456 --> 01:01:49,129
<font color="#ffff00">- Come in, come in.
- Thank you.</font>

925
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:52,067
<font color="#ffff00">- You look great.
- So do you! You're pregnant.</font>

926
01:01:52,428 --> 01:01:53,532
<font color="#ffff00">I feel so fat.</font>

927
01:01:53,696 --> 01:01:54,731
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, please.</font>

928
01:01:54,897 --> 01:01:57,537
<font color="#ffff00">Do you guys mind taking your shoes off?
I'm a germ freak.</font>

929
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,043
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, sure.
- Of course.</font>

930
01:02:03,606 --> 01:02:04,641
<font color="#ffff00">Alan.</font>

931
01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:06,844
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, what are you doing?</font>

932
01:02:07,776 --> 01:02:08,948
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry.</font>

933
01:02:09,778 --> 01:02:12,054
<font color="#ffff00">- Wow, you have a great house.
- Thank you.</font>

934
01:02:12,214 --> 01:02:14,490
<font color="#ffff00">I got married a year ago to a surgeon.</font>

935
01:02:14,650 --> 01:02:17,221
<font color="#ffff00">- Another doctor, can you believe it?
- Another doctor.</font>

936
01:02:17,419 --> 01:02:19,399
<font color="#ffff00">His name's Jeff. You guys would love him.</font>

937
01:02:20,022 --> 01:02:21,797
<font color="#ffff00">Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends.</font>

938
01:02:22,258 --> 01:02:23,293
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font>

939
01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:24,631
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey.
- Hey.</font>

940
01:02:25,327 --> 01:02:27,534
<font color="#ffff00">Wait, is that the baby?</font>

941
01:02:27,696 --> 01:02:29,039
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, time flies, huh?</font>

942
01:02:29,231 --> 01:02:30,301
<font color="#ffff00">Wow.</font>

943
01:02:30,466 --> 01:02:33,811
<font color="#ffff00">Jade is there a place we could talk
that's a little bit more private?</font>

944
01:02:33,969 --> 01:02:36,074
<font color="#ffff00">Let's go in the kitchen.
You guys want coffee?</font>

945
01:02:36,238 --> 01:02:37,376
<font color="#ffff00">Perfect.</font>

946
01:02:40,809 --> 01:02:42,516
<font color="#ffff00">Hey. you coming?</font>

947
01:02:42,678 --> 01:02:44,988
<font color="#ffff00">Is it okay if I go say
hello to the little guy?</font>

948
01:02:45,147 --> 01:02:46,751
<font color="#ffff00">Of course.</font>

949
01:03:07,803 --> 01:03:08,838
<font color="#ffff00">Nice stuff.</font>

950
01:03:09,405 --> 01:03:11,817
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.</font>

951
01:03:12,775 --> 01:03:14,982
<font color="#ffff00">Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad?</font>

952
01:03:20,983 --> 01:03:22,326
<font color="#ffff00">Your name was Carlos once.</font>

953
01:03:22,484 --> 01:03:24,020
<font color="#ffff00">Did you know that?</font>

954
01:03:24,186 --> 01:03:25,358
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

955
01:03:25,521 --> 01:03:27,000
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it was.</font>

956
01:03:27,189 --> 01:03:29,635
<font color="#ffff00">And, frankly, it suits you better.</font>

957
01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:30,896
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

958
01:03:36,799 --> 01:03:38,608
<font color="#ffff00">Do you remember me?</font>

959
01:03:39,568 --> 01:03:41,047
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

960
01:03:46,609 --> 01:03:49,089
<font color="#ffff00">Are you my real dad?</font>

961
01:03:56,152 --> 01:03:57,358
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

962
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:01,434
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know. You gotta understand, I've
been out of that world a few years now.</font>

963
01:04:01,591 --> 01:04:04,003
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, of course. We totally get that.</font>

964
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,004
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, Jeff knows everything
and he's cool, but...</font>

965
01:04:07,163 --> 01:04:09,234
<font color="#ffff00">We're just asking if you can call around...</font>

966
01:04:09,399 --> 01:04:11,743
<font color="#ffff00">...just find out if anybody
might know where he is.</font>

967
01:04:13,103 --> 01:04:15,640
<font color="#ffff00">We could really use your help.</font>

968
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,584
<font color="#ffff00">You used to love it
when I would carry you around.</font>

969
01:04:19,743 --> 01:04:22,656
<font color="#ffff00">Sometimes I can still feel your little head
on my chest.</font>

970
01:04:26,783 --> 01:04:28,922
<font color="#ffff00">So do you like this new Jeff guy?</font>

971
01:04:29,319 --> 01:04:31,026
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, he's nice.</font>

972
01:04:31,187 --> 01:04:34,066
<font color="#ffff00">My dad was nice too.
We did everything together.</font>

973
01:04:35,058 --> 01:04:37,197
<font color="#ffff00">He was my life partner, heh.</font>

974
01:04:42,665 --> 01:04:44,440
<font color="#ffff00">I really let him down.</font>

975
01:04:46,603 --> 01:04:48,605
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. Wow.</font>

976
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:54,683
<font color="#ffff00">Just trust me, you don't want to go
over there, okay? Not this one.</font>

977
01:04:54,844 --> 01:04:56,346
<font color="#ffff00">I love you too.</font>

978
01:04:57,313 --> 01:04:59,293
<font color="#ffff00">She says there's this crazy Chinese guy...</font>

979
01:04:59,449 --> 01:05:02,328
<font color="#ffff00">...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite
of Caesars Palace.</font>

980
01:05:02,485 --> 01:05:05,193
<font color="#ffff00">There's girls going in and out,
drugs everywhere...</font>

981
01:05:05,355 --> 01:05:07,460
<font color="#ffff00">It sounds like a bad scene.</font>

982
01:05:07,624 --> 01:05:09,331
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Alan?</font>

983
01:05:09,793 --> 01:05:11,295
<font color="#ffff00">We gotta go.</font>

984
01:05:14,464 --> 01:05:16,000
<font color="#ffff00">I gotta go, little man.</font>

985
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:17,975
<font color="#ffff00">It was great talking to you.</font>

986
01:05:19,202 --> 01:05:20,510
<font color="#ffff00">High five.</font>

987
01:05:24,874 --> 01:05:26,820
<font color="#ffff00">- It's great to see you.
- You too, Jade.</font>

988
01:05:26,976 --> 01:05:28,956
<font color="#ffff00">- Thanks so much for your help.
- Yeah.</font>

989
01:05:29,112 --> 01:05:30,648
<font color="#ffff00">That's a great kid you got there.</font>

990
01:05:30,814 --> 01:05:32,259
<font color="#ffff00">He is the best.</font>

991
01:05:32,415 --> 01:05:33,689
<font color="#ffff00">Alan.</font>

992
01:05:51,835 --> 01:05:53,940
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, hold on. I have something for you.</font>

993
01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:01,945
<font color="#ffff00">Perfect.</font>

994
01:06:02,111 --> 01:06:03,317
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, please.</font>

995
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,824
<font color="#ffff00">I'll see you around, Carlos.</font>

996
01:06:09,886 --> 01:06:11,832
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah.
<i>- We got him.</i></font>

997
01:06:11,988 --> 01:06:14,798
<font color="#ffff00">- Great. Where is he?
<i>- Caesars Palace.</i></font>

998
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:17,370
<font color="#ffff00">Change of plans.
Tell him we're going to Vegas.</font>

999
01:06:17,927 --> 01:06:19,406
<font color="#ffff00">I'm on my way.</font>

1000
01:06:19,562 --> 01:06:21,269
<font color="#ffff00">There's a spot just outside of town.</font>

1001
01:06:21,431 --> 01:06:24,241
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I'll text you the details.
Be there at 6 a.m.</i></font>

1002
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,505
<font color="#ffff00">And make sure the little fucker's tied up.</font>

1003
01:06:26,669 --> 01:06:27,909
<font color="#ffff00">We don't have him.</font>

1004
01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,812
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Marshall, it's Phil.</font>

1005
01:06:29,973 --> 01:06:31,145
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe Stu wasn't clear.</font>

1006
01:06:31,307 --> 01:06:34,311
<font color="#ffff00">We don't actually have Chow,
we just know where he is.</font>

1007
01:06:34,477 --> 01:06:36,855
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, and we were hoping
that you and your guys...</font>

1008
01:06:37,013 --> 01:06:40,961
<font color="#ffff00"><i>- ...could go to Caesars and get him.</i>
- I don't give a fuck what you were hoping.</font>

1009
01:06:41,117 --> 01:06:42,960
<font color="#ffff00"><i>The deal is you bring Chow to me.</i></font>

1010
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:46,498
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, fuck.
- 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead.</font>

1011
01:06:51,261 --> 01:06:52,433
<font color="#ffff00">Shit.</font>

1012
01:06:57,834 --> 01:06:59,711
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>

1013
01:06:59,903 --> 01:07:01,541
<font color="#ffff00">This place gives me the chills.</font>

1014
01:07:01,905 --> 01:07:03,612
<font color="#ffff00">I know, right?</font>

1015
01:07:04,007 --> 01:07:06,112
<font color="#ffff00">It's great to be back.</font>

1016
01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:08,756
<font color="#ffff00">- So many good memories.
- Are you kidding me?</font>

1017
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:10,682
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, so here's the deal:</font>

1018
01:07:10,847 --> 01:07:12,918
<font color="#ffff00">You need a key just to get onto his floor.</font>

1019
01:07:13,082 --> 01:07:16,188
<font color="#ffff00">And then once you're there,
he's got security posted at the door.</font>

1020
01:07:16,352 --> 01:07:17,854
<font color="#ffff00">It's ridiculous.</font>

1021
01:07:18,021 --> 01:07:19,967
<font color="#ffff00">Let me guess, that's him?</font>

1022
01:07:22,225 --> 01:07:24,899
<font color="#ffff00">Yep.
The one with the strobe lights.</font>

1023
01:07:25,962 --> 01:07:27,737
<font color="#ffff00">I got an idea.</font>

1024
01:07:29,165 --> 01:07:30,974
<font color="#ffff00">But you're not gonna like it.</font>

1025
01:07:32,835 --> 01:07:34,212
<font color="#ffff00">It's not gonna work.</font>

1026
01:07:34,370 --> 01:07:36,145
<font color="#ffff00">Not with that fucking attitude.</font>

1027
01:07:36,739 --> 01:07:39,345
<font color="#ffff00">You know this whole place
is made out of marbles?</font>

1028
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:46,485
<font color="#ffff00">Come on. Go, go, go.</font>

1029
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,567
<font color="#ffff00"><i>After we stick Chow, Alan and I are
gonna take him down through the lobby.</i></font>

1030
01:07:54,724 --> 01:07:58,228
<font color="#ffff00">Be waiting in valet.
Engine running, ready to go.</font>

1031
01:07:58,394 --> 01:08:00,067
<font color="#ffff00">Are you sure about this?</font>

1032
01:08:00,229 --> 01:08:01,435
<font color="#ffff00">Give me the Demerol.</font>

1033
01:08:02,999 --> 01:08:04,171
<font color="#ffff00">See you in 20 minutes.</font>

1034
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:05,438
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, Phil?
- Yeah?</font>

1035
01:08:05,602 --> 01:08:06,637
<font color="#ffff00">Don't die.</font>

1036
01:08:42,872 --> 01:08:44,146
<font color="#ffff00">All right.</font>

1037
01:08:45,141 --> 01:08:46,449
<font color="#ffff00">Are you ready to do this?</font>

1038
01:08:46,609 --> 01:08:48,088
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1039
01:08:48,444 --> 01:08:49,980
<font color="#ffff00">Wait, what are we doing?</font>

1040
01:08:55,652 --> 01:08:57,461
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit.</font>

1041
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,200
<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna climb down...</font>

1042
01:09:06,062 --> 01:09:09,202
<font color="#ffff00">...and then it's about an 8-foot drop
to the balcony.</font>

1043
01:09:10,099 --> 01:09:11,976
<font color="#ffff00">- All right?
- Yeah.</font>

1044
01:09:18,841 --> 01:09:20,252
<font color="#ffff00">No, you spit in your own hand.</font>

1045
01:09:20,843 --> 01:09:22,117
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah.</font>

1046
01:09:33,589 --> 01:09:35,398
<font color="#ffff00">Dry desert air.</font>

1047
01:09:35,992 --> 01:09:38,529
<font color="#ffff00">- Alan, it's fine. You don't need it.
- Okay.</font>

1048
01:09:53,843 --> 01:09:55,220
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>

1049
01:10:01,017 --> 01:10:02,963
<font color="#ffff00">- Unh!
- Careful!</font>

1050
01:10:05,655 --> 01:10:06,963
<font color="#ffff00">- Phil!
- I'm all right.</font>

1051
01:10:09,025 --> 01:10:10,368
<font color="#ffff00">I'm okay!</font>

1052
01:10:11,127 --> 01:10:12,765
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey, Phil.
- What's wrong?</font>

1053
01:10:12,929 --> 01:10:14,067
<font color="#ffff00">Hold on a second.</font>

1054
01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:15,538
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- Hold on!</font>

1055
01:10:15,698 --> 01:10:17,905
<font color="#ffff00">Like, kick yourself out a little bit.</font>

1056
01:10:18,067 --> 01:10:19,137
<font color="#ffff00">Alan.</font>

1057
01:10:19,302 --> 01:10:20,679
<font color="#ffff00">- Stay still!
- Alan!</font>

1058
01:10:22,038 --> 01:10:23,108
<font color="#ffff00">Did you get it?</font>

1059
01:10:23,272 --> 01:10:25,274
<font color="#ffff00">No. Hold on.</font>

1060
01:10:27,977 --> 01:10:30,048
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha.</font>

1061
01:10:36,986 --> 01:10:38,397
<font color="#ffff00">Oh! Fuck me!</font>

1062
01:10:40,423 --> 01:10:41,993
<font color="#ffff00">Everything all right?</font>

1063
01:10:43,059 --> 01:10:44,538
<font color="#ffff00">It's okay!</font>

1064
01:10:44,694 --> 01:10:45,934
<font color="#ffff00">It's all right!</font>

1065
01:10:46,129 --> 01:10:48,473
<font color="#ffff00">I got it! Whoa.</font>

1066
01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:53,405
<font color="#ffff00">Are you okay?</font>

1067
01:11:05,248 --> 01:11:06,818
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, it's your turn.</font>

1068
01:11:11,654 --> 01:11:13,031
<font color="#ffff00">That's it.</font>

1069
01:11:13,256 --> 01:11:14,758
<font color="#ffff00">Phil, I can't. I can't.</font>

1070
01:11:14,924 --> 01:11:15,959
<font color="#ffff00">Come on.</font>

1071
01:11:21,130 --> 01:11:22,609
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa!</font>

1072
01:11:22,765 --> 01:11:24,039
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you all right?</font>

1073
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,474
<font color="#ffff00">Phil, call Security!</font>

1074
01:11:25,668 --> 01:11:28,615
<font color="#ffff00">- I think it's slipping!
- Just hold on!</font>

1075
01:11:29,071 --> 01:11:30,209
<font color="#ffff00">Oh! God!</font>

1076
01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:32,375
<font color="#ffff00">- You need to calm down.
- I'm slipping, Phil!</font>

1077
01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:36,053
<font color="#ffff00">Oh! Fuck!</font>

1078
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:39,482
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit! You okay?</font>

1079
01:11:39,682 --> 01:11:42,993
<font color="#ffff00">Help!</font>

1080
01:11:46,722 --> 01:11:48,133
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, no.</font>

1081
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:52,733
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna die, Phil.</font>

1082
01:11:52,895 --> 01:11:55,466
<font color="#ffff00">No, you're fine. Just...</font>

1083
01:11:56,732 --> 01:11:58,405
<font color="#ffff00">Drop down to me.</font>

1084
01:11:59,202 --> 01:12:00,237
<font color="#ffff00">No chance.</font>

1085
01:12:00,937 --> 01:12:02,473
<font color="#ffff00">I'm good up here.</font>

1086
01:12:02,638 --> 01:12:05,346
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you.</font>

1087
01:12:07,476 --> 01:12:08,784
<font color="#ffff00">Just...</font>

1088
01:12:10,213 --> 01:12:11,317
<font color="#ffff00">...let go.</font>

1089
01:12:19,922 --> 01:12:22,425
<font color="#ffff00">That's it. That's it.
Just drop straight down.</font>

1090
01:12:23,926 --> 01:12:25,098
<font color="#ffff00">But don't push off.</font>

1091
01:12:26,028 --> 01:12:27,234
<font color="#ffff00">No!</font>

1092
01:12:28,264 --> 01:12:30,039
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, God!
- Come here!</font>

1093
01:12:32,535 --> 01:12:34,139
<font color="#ffff00">Holy fuck!</font>

1094
01:12:34,337 --> 01:12:35,611
<font color="#ffff00">You okay?</font>

1095
01:12:35,771 --> 01:12:36,806
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1096
01:12:36,973 --> 01:12:39,180
<font color="#ffff00">Shit. Oh, fuck.</font>

1097
01:12:40,843 --> 01:12:42,447
<font color="#ffff00">I almost died, Phil.</font>

1098
01:12:43,179 --> 01:12:46,786
<font color="#ffff00">Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go.
You're my boy.</font>

1099
01:12:47,383 --> 01:12:49,329
<font color="#ffff00">And you're my man.</font>

1100
01:12:50,653 --> 01:12:52,633
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, what are you doing? Alan.</font>

1101
01:12:54,857 --> 01:12:56,165
<font color="#ffff00">Okay.</font>

1102
01:12:58,027 --> 01:13:00,007
<font color="#ffff00">Let's go get this fucker.</font>

1103
01:13:21,817 --> 01:13:22,887
<font color="#ffff00">Hey!</font>

1104
01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:24,556
<font color="#ffff00">Have you seen my...?</font>

1105
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:25,858
<font color="#ffff00">Huh?</font>

1106
01:13:52,214 --> 01:13:53,625
<font color="#ffff00">Phil!</font>

1107
01:13:54,617 --> 01:13:56,153
<font color="#ffff00">Motherfuckers!</font>

1108
01:13:57,186 --> 01:13:58,256
<font color="#ffff00">Grab the gun!</font>

1109
01:14:03,826 --> 01:14:05,533
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, fuck!
- Phil!</font>

1110
01:14:05,695 --> 01:14:06,730
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

1111
01:14:06,896 --> 01:14:08,375
<font color="#ffff00">Phil, you okay?</font>

1112
01:14:09,865 --> 01:14:10,969
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

1113
01:14:15,438 --> 01:14:16,473
<font color="#ffff00">Chow!</font>

1114
01:14:18,074 --> 01:14:19,849
<font color="#ffff00">Chow, open the fucking door!</font>

1115
01:14:20,476 --> 01:14:21,750
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck.</font>

1116
01:14:30,086 --> 01:14:31,224
<font color="#ffff00">Chow, stop.</font>

1117
01:14:31,387 --> 01:14:32,457
<font color="#ffff00">You motherfuckers!</font>

1118
01:14:32,621 --> 01:14:35,795
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie, get down from there! Please!
You're gonna hurt yourself!</font>

1119
01:14:35,958 --> 01:14:37,403
<font color="#ffff00">Nothing hurts Chow.</font>

1120
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,471
<font color="#ffff00">I am invisible!</font>

1121
01:14:40,262 --> 01:14:43,937
<font color="#ffff00">It's "invincible," and you're not.
You're just out of your fucking mind.</font>

1122
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:46,273
<font color="#ffff00">Now get down from there before you die!</font>

1123
01:14:46,435 --> 01:14:47,846
<font color="#ffff00">Die?</font>

1124
01:14:48,004 --> 01:14:52,475
<font color="#ffff00">How do you kill what's already dead?
Heh-heh-heh.</font>

1125
01:14:53,242 --> 01:14:54,312
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck!</font>

1126
01:14:55,611 --> 01:14:57,454
<font color="#ffff00">Holy...</font>

1127
01:14:59,548 --> 01:15:01,050
<font color="#ffff00">Woo-hoo!</font>

1128
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,793
<font color="#ffff00">- Hey. You okay?
<i>- No.</i></font>

1129
01:15:05,955 --> 01:15:07,093
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Look up.</i></font>

1130
01:15:08,824 --> 01:15:10,804
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck is that?</font>

1131
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,598
<font color="#ffff00">- That's Chow!
- What?</font>

1132
01:15:12,762 --> 01:15:14,207
<font color="#ffff00">Follow him.</font>

1133
01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:19,602
<font color="#ffff00">Woo-hoo!</font>

1134
01:15:20,436 --> 01:15:21,471
<font color="#ffff00">Whoo!</font>

1135
01:15:23,406 --> 01:15:25,386
<font color="#ffff00">I love cocaine!</font>

1136
01:15:27,143 --> 01:15:28,486
<font color="#ffff00">Out of the way!</font>

1137
01:15:30,913 --> 01:15:32,051
<font color="#ffff00">How did this happen?</font>

1138
01:15:32,214 --> 01:15:34,125
<font color="#ffff00"><i>We had him trapped,
and then he jumped!</i></font>

1139
01:15:34,283 --> 01:15:35,853
<font color="#ffff00">He's out of his fucking mind!</font>

1140
01:15:36,185 --> 01:15:38,495
<font color="#ffff00">I'm out of my fucking mind!</font>

1141
01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:43,067
<font color="#ffff00">Wow.</font>

1142
01:15:43,225 --> 01:15:47,071
<font color="#ffff00">So beautiful.</font>

1143
01:15:49,498 --> 01:15:50,772
<font color="#ffff00">Stu, do not lose him.</font>

1144
01:15:50,933 --> 01:15:52,139
<font color="#ffff00">I'm trying.</font>

1145
01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:55,081
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa!</font>

1146
01:15:57,373 --> 01:15:59,353
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit.</font>

1147
01:15:59,608 --> 01:16:03,215
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I believe I can fly</i></font>

1148
01:16:03,379 --> 01:16:07,725
<font color="#ffff00"><i>I believe I can touch the sky</i></font>

1149
01:16:08,184 --> 01:16:12,394
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Think about it every night and day</i></font>

1150
01:16:13,756 --> 01:16:16,362
<font color="#ffff00">We gotta pack up all this gold.
We're taking it with us.</font>

1151
01:16:16,525 --> 01:16:18,004
<font color="#ffff00">Talk to me, Stu.</font>

1152
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,605
<font color="#ffff00">I got him.</font>

1153
01:16:19,762 --> 01:16:20,934
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha. I got him!</font>

1154
01:16:21,464 --> 01:16:22,636
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit!</font>

1155
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:29,440
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>

1156
01:16:29,872 --> 01:16:31,351
<font color="#ffff00">Shit.</font>

1157
01:16:32,475 --> 01:16:34,455
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck! I lost him!</font>

1158
01:16:34,610 --> 01:16:36,715
<font color="#ffff00">Don't tell me that. You can't lose him!</font>

1159
01:16:36,879 --> 01:16:39,359
<font color="#ffff00">This is so much harder
than you realize, Phil.</font>

1160
01:16:39,515 --> 01:16:41,085
<font color="#ffff00">I'm just a dentist!</font>

1161
01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:44,927
<font color="#ffff00">No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor.
Now go get him.</font>

1162
01:16:50,793 --> 01:16:53,069
<font color="#ffff00">Where the fuck did he go?</font>

1163
01:16:55,131 --> 01:16:57,111
<font color="#ffff00">Fuck me!</font>

1164
01:16:57,266 --> 01:16:59,212
<font color="#ffff00">I should have thought this through!</font>

1165
01:16:59,568 --> 01:17:00,638
<font color="#ffff00">Shit!</font>

1166
01:17:02,004 --> 01:17:03,108
<font color="#ffff00">Move!</font>

1167
01:17:04,974 --> 01:17:06,510
<font color="#ffff00">- Aah!
- Stu?</font>

1168
01:17:06,675 --> 01:17:08,848
<font color="#ffff00">- Chow?
- Stop the fucking car!</font>

1169
01:17:09,011 --> 01:17:11,992
<font color="#ffff00">- Stu.
- I can't! The pedal is stuck!</font>

1170
01:17:12,148 --> 01:17:13,388
<font color="#ffff00">- What?
- Stu?</font>

1171
01:17:16,018 --> 01:17:17,861
<font color="#ffff00">- I can't see!
- Stop, motherfucker!</font>

1172
01:17:18,454 --> 01:17:20,161
<font color="#ffff00">- Get off!
- Pull over!</font>

1173
01:17:20,322 --> 01:17:22,097
<font color="#ffff00">- It won't stop!
- Aah!</font>

1174
01:17:22,258 --> 01:17:23,931
<font color="#ffff00">Get off the car!</font>

1175
01:17:24,093 --> 01:17:25,731
<font color="#ffff00">I can't see anything!</font>

1176
01:17:25,895 --> 01:17:27,374
<font color="#ffff00">Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally.</font>

1177
01:17:38,807 --> 01:17:40,616
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit.</font>

1178
01:17:40,976 --> 01:17:42,580
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Stu? Stu, what happened?</i></font>

1179
01:17:43,979 --> 01:17:45,925
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Stu, what's going on?</i></font>

1180
01:17:46,415 --> 01:17:48,861
<font color="#ffff00">We had an accident,
and I think he's dead.</font>

1181
01:17:49,051 --> 01:17:50,394
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Wait, what?</i></font>

1182
01:17:50,553 --> 01:17:52,624
<font color="#ffff00">I think I killed him.</font>

1183
01:17:58,127 --> 01:17:59,663
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit.</font>

1184
01:18:03,199 --> 01:18:04,610
<font color="#ffff00">He's not moving.</font>

1185
01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:06,371
<font color="#ffff00"><i>Oh, fuck.</i></font>

1186
01:18:09,305 --> 01:18:10,807
<font color="#ffff00">Mr. Chow?</font>

1187
01:18:16,312 --> 01:18:17,689
<font color="#ffff00">Chow.</font>

1188
01:18:21,317 --> 01:18:22,352
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart?</font>

1189
01:18:23,352 --> 01:18:25,161
<font color="#ffff00">He's alive. He's okay.</font>

1190
01:18:25,321 --> 01:18:26,459
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, great.</font>

1191
01:18:26,622 --> 01:18:29,535
<font color="#ffff00">Put him in the limo and come get us.
We'll meet you at valet.</font>

1192
01:18:29,692 --> 01:18:31,000
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, okay.</font>

1193
01:18:32,094 --> 01:18:33,334
<font color="#ffff00">Stu.</font>

1194
01:18:34,330 --> 01:18:36,003
<font color="#ffff00">That was some ride, huh, pal?</font>

1195
01:18:36,665 --> 01:18:38,008
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, it was pretty wild.</font>

1196
01:18:38,234 --> 01:18:40,180
<font color="#ffff00">I can't feel my nuts.</font>

1197
01:18:40,970 --> 01:18:43,678
<font color="#ffff00">Would you rub them
and make sure they okay?</font>

1198
01:18:45,374 --> 01:18:47,285
<font color="#ffff00">It's over, Leslie.</font>

1199
01:18:52,648 --> 01:18:53,820
<font color="#ffff00">Wait.</font>

1200
01:18:54,149 --> 01:18:55,992
<font color="#ffff00">Let's make a deal.</font>

1201
01:18:56,685 --> 01:18:58,722
<font color="#ffff00">Want Chow to blow your dick?</font>

1202
01:19:01,490 --> 01:19:02,833
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Stu.</font>

1203
01:19:04,893 --> 01:19:07,339
<font color="#ffff00">I could be a good wife to you.</font>

1204
01:19:08,330 --> 01:19:10,332
<font color="#ffff00">- No more deals.
- No, wait!</font>

1205
01:19:27,449 --> 01:19:29,520
<font color="#ffff00">Let's put the bags in the back seat.</font>

1206
01:19:29,685 --> 01:19:31,164
<font color="#ffff00">Trunk's full.</font>

1207
01:19:46,435 --> 01:19:49,814
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now.</font>

1208
01:19:50,005 --> 01:19:53,418
<font color="#ffff00">All right, it's the next exit,
then four miles straight into the desert.</font>

1209
01:19:55,210 --> 01:19:59,022
<font color="#ffff00">Let me out, we split the gold four ways.
Everyone wins.</font>

1210
01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:03,757
<font color="#ffff00">Marshall gonna kill me!</font>

1211
01:20:03,919 --> 01:20:05,830
<font color="#ffff00">My blood will be on your hands!</font>

1212
01:20:06,622 --> 01:20:10,069
<font color="#ffff00">You want Chow's ghost haunting you
for rest of your life, Stu?</font>

1213
01:20:10,225 --> 01:20:12,637
<font color="#ffff00">Floating over you while you make fuck
on your wife?</font>

1214
01:20:12,795 --> 01:20:15,639
<font color="#ffff00">He's not gonna kill you, Chow!
He just wants his gold back!</font>

1215
01:20:15,798 --> 01:20:19,940
<font color="#ffff00">It's gone. I blew the first
20 million in Bangkok.</font>

1216
01:20:20,102 --> 01:20:23,777
<font color="#ffff00">- That's why I had to get the other half.
- Enough, Chow! It's over!</font>

1217
01:20:23,939 --> 01:20:25,475
<font color="#ffff00">You motherfucker!</font>

1218
01:20:25,641 --> 01:20:28,747
<font color="#ffff00">When I get out of this,
I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs!</font>

1219
01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:31,892
<font color="#ffff00">You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead!</font>

1220
01:20:34,350 --> 01:20:36,227
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't mean that.</font>

1221
01:20:36,552 --> 01:20:38,862
<font color="#ffff00">Chow loses temper sometimes.</font>

1222
01:20:39,021 --> 01:20:41,797
<font color="#ffff00">Please. I need help.</font>

1223
01:20:41,957 --> 01:20:43,197
<font color="#ffff00">I know that now.</font>

1224
01:20:46,061 --> 01:20:47,233
<font color="#ffff00">That's the exit.</font>

1225
01:21:08,016 --> 01:21:09,654
<font color="#ffff00">They're here.</font>

1226
01:21:12,154 --> 01:21:14,600
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag.</font>

1227
01:21:14,757 --> 01:21:16,395
<font color="#ffff00">Please, Alan.</font>

1228
01:21:42,518 --> 01:21:43,588
<font color="#ffff00">Doug!</font>

1229
01:21:43,752 --> 01:21:45,561
<font color="#ffff00">Step away from the bags. Let's go!</font>

1230
01:21:50,759 --> 01:21:51,794
<font color="#ffff00">We good?</font>

1231
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,065
<font color="#ffff00">- It's all there. I promise.
- Not exactly.</font>

1232
01:21:54,229 --> 01:21:56,539
<font color="#ffff00">I'm still missing the original half.</font>

1233
01:21:56,698 --> 01:22:01,408
<font color="#ffff00">But, no, that's all we have. Chow said
he blew the other half in Bangkok.</font>

1234
01:22:02,838 --> 01:22:04,181
<font color="#ffff00">Where is he?</font>

1235
01:22:05,574 --> 01:22:07,053
<font color="#ffff00">He's in the trunk.</font>

1236
01:22:08,911 --> 01:22:10,219
<font color="#ffff00">Deal's a deal.</font>

1237
01:22:11,079 --> 01:22:13,286
<font color="#ffff00">- Doug.
- Give me the keys.</font>

1238
01:22:18,787 --> 01:22:20,266
<font color="#ffff00">What are you gonna do with Chow?</font>

1239
01:22:20,689 --> 01:22:22,726
<font color="#ffff00">I just wanna talk to him.</font>

1240
01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:24,665
<font color="#ffff00">Move.</font>

1241
01:22:26,462 --> 01:22:27,839
<font color="#ffff00">You all right?</font>

1242
01:22:32,534 --> 01:22:34,138
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck?</font>

1243
01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:37,176
<font color="#ffff00">End of conversation.</font>

1244
01:22:38,273 --> 01:22:40,310
<font color="#ffff00">Why would you do that?</font>

1245
01:22:40,576 --> 01:22:43,580
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie Chow is madness.</font>

1246
01:22:43,812 --> 01:22:45,621
<font color="#ffff00">You don't talk to madness.</font>

1247
01:22:45,781 --> 01:22:49,695
<font color="#ffff00">If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk
of your limo and you kill it.</font>

1248
01:22:51,286 --> 01:22:53,493
<font color="#ffff00">You did a great thing tonight.</font>

1249
01:22:53,722 --> 01:22:55,963
<font color="#ffff00">You should feel good about this.</font>

1250
01:23:01,597 --> 01:23:04,510
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck?
You think this is a fucking game?</font>

1251
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:06,470
<font color="#ffff00">Don't, don't, don't!</font>

1252
01:23:06,635 --> 01:23:07,943
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit!</font>

1253
01:23:08,804 --> 01:23:10,715
<font color="#ffff00">Toodle-loo, motherfuckers.</font>

1254
01:23:22,451 --> 01:23:23,555
<font color="#ffff00">Chow.</font>

1255
01:23:24,987 --> 01:23:27,126
<font color="#ffff00">Chow. Chow, wait.</font>

1256
01:23:27,289 --> 01:23:29,530
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes?</font>

1257
01:23:29,725 --> 01:23:31,727
<font color="#ffff00">No more silent treatment?</font>

1258
01:23:31,894 --> 01:23:33,771
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie. No.</font>

1259
01:23:34,162 --> 01:23:35,698
<font color="#ffff00">Stay out of this, fatty.</font>

1260
01:23:37,966 --> 01:23:39,445
<font color="#ffff00">No, Leslie.</font>

1261
01:23:45,607 --> 01:23:47,985
<font color="#ffff00">You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me.</font>

1262
01:23:48,277 --> 01:23:49,449
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1263
01:23:56,952 --> 01:23:58,989
<font color="#ffff00">- Alan.
- Quiet.</font>

1264
01:23:59,154 --> 01:24:01,065
<font color="#ffff00">I'm in a stare-off.</font>

1265
01:24:09,665 --> 01:24:11,201
<font color="#ffff00">Today you all live.</font>

1266
01:24:12,267 --> 01:24:14,577
<font color="#ffff00">Because one of you was a friend.</font>

1267
01:24:17,406 --> 01:24:19,352
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, what did you do?</font>

1268
01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:23,216
<font color="#ffff00">I unlocked the latch
between the back seat and the trunk.</font>

1269
01:24:25,013 --> 01:24:26,924
<font color="#ffff00">And left him his gun?</font>

1270
01:24:27,983 --> 01:24:30,054
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I didn't think it
all the way through.</font>

1271
01:24:30,519 --> 01:24:32,521
<font color="#ffff00">He gave Chow a fighting chance.</font>

1272
01:24:34,222 --> 01:24:36,031
<font color="#ffff00">That's all I ever need.</font>

1273
01:24:39,595 --> 01:24:40,903
<font color="#ffff00">Fat fuck.</font>

1274
01:24:46,335 --> 01:24:47,643
<font color="#ffff00">It's never easy, is it?</font>

1275
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:49,740
<font color="#ffff00">No one wants to see that.</font>

1276
01:24:50,205 --> 01:24:52,742
<font color="#ffff00">Except for me, but I was born bad.</font>

1277
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:55,317
<font color="#ffff00">Hold on. I have something for you.</font>

1278
01:24:58,080 --> 01:24:59,184
<font color="#ffff00">For your loyalty.</font>

1279
01:25:04,219 --> 01:25:07,666
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow.
- Okay, give it back, then. Come on.</font>

1280
01:25:08,123 --> 01:25:10,831
<font color="#ffff00">Quick! Before Stu smells it.</font>

1281
01:25:11,927 --> 01:25:13,463
<font color="#ffff00">I don't want it either, Chow.</font>

1282
01:25:13,629 --> 01:25:15,768
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, please.
Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut.</font>

1283
01:25:17,432 --> 01:25:20,106
<font color="#ffff00">It funny because he's Jewish.</font>

1284
01:25:23,105 --> 01:25:24,584
<font color="#ffff00">Don't you get it?</font>

1285
01:25:32,114 --> 01:25:33,752
<font color="#ffff00">Goddamn it.</font>

1286
01:25:35,784 --> 01:25:38,924
<font color="#ffff00">Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you.</font>

1287
01:25:44,159 --> 01:25:47,436
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week.
We'll get together.</font>

1288
01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:54,806
<font color="#ffff00">No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore.</font>

1289
01:25:54,970 --> 01:25:56,040
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1290
01:25:57,272 --> 01:25:59,912
<font color="#ffff00">You're not good for me. It's not healthy.</font>

1291
01:26:00,075 --> 01:26:02,988
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you're not thinking straight.</font>

1292
01:26:03,812 --> 01:26:05,314
<font color="#ffff00">Let's just talk tomorrow.</font>

1293
01:26:06,381 --> 01:26:09,362
<font color="#ffff00">Leslie, you're one of the coolest
and nicest guys I've ever met.</font>

1294
01:26:09,518 --> 01:26:12,692
<font color="#ffff00">And you're smart and you're funny
and everybody loves you.</font>

1295
01:26:12,854 --> 01:26:14,731
<font color="#ffff00">Alan. What is this?</font>

1296
01:26:16,525 --> 01:26:19,529
<font color="#ffff00">When we get together,
bad things happen and people get hurt.</font>

1297
01:26:19,695 --> 01:26:22,676
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.</font>

1298
01:26:23,598 --> 01:26:26,875
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I've gotta make some changes
in my life, and this is one of them.</font>

1299
01:26:29,037 --> 01:26:30,516
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry.</font>

1300
01:26:34,943 --> 01:26:36,718
<font color="#ffff00">Farewell, Leslie Chow.</font>

1301
01:26:51,093 --> 01:26:52,800
<font color="#ffff00">You're cold as ice.</font>

1302
01:26:54,930 --> 01:26:56,068
<font color="#ffff00">Shotgun.</font>

1303
01:27:58,493 --> 01:28:00,336
<font color="#ffff00">Everybody okay?</font>

1304
01:28:01,997 --> 01:28:03,476
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1305
01:28:04,099 --> 01:28:06,306
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you okay?</font>

1306
01:28:07,135 --> 01:28:08,512
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1307
01:28:11,773 --> 01:28:14,014
<font color="#ffff00">Good. Let's go home.</font>

1308
01:28:31,827 --> 01:28:33,602
<font color="#ffff00">Jesus Christ.</font>

1309
01:28:40,402 --> 01:28:41,972
<font color="#ffff00">You know what, guys?</font>

1310
01:28:42,938 --> 01:28:46,010
<font color="#ffff00">You can go ahead without me.
There's something I need to do.</font>

1311
01:28:48,109 --> 01:28:50,089
<font color="#ffff00">Do you even know how to get home?</font>

1312
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,191
<font color="#ffff00">Of course I do. I'm a grown man.</font>

1313
01:28:54,349 --> 01:28:55,987
<font color="#ffff00">I'll ask a stranger.</font>

1314
01:29:00,088 --> 01:29:01,158
<font color="#ffff00">Good luck, Alan.</font>

1315
01:29:03,758 --> 01:29:05,465
<font color="#ffff00">We'll see you soon.</font>

1316
01:29:37,692 --> 01:29:40,639
<font color="#ffff00">Did you know that just a couple blocks
from here...</font>

1317
01:29:40,795 --> 01:29:43,799
<font color="#ffff00">...there's a place that looks exactly
like Paris, France?</font>

1318
01:29:44,733 --> 01:29:48,442
<font color="#ffff00">I can't remember what it's called,
but it's supposed to be magnificent.</font>

1319
01:29:48,603 --> 01:29:51,413
<font color="#ffff00">It's called Paris Hotel and Casino,
and it is magnificent.</font>

1320
01:29:51,606 --> 01:29:52,676
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, that's it.</font>

1321
01:29:52,841 --> 01:29:55,879
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there.
Tonight.</font>

1322
01:29:56,478 --> 01:29:58,549
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, sorry. No can do.</font>

1323
01:29:59,414 --> 01:30:00,722
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, well...</font>

1324
01:30:00,882 --> 01:30:03,089
<font color="#ffff00">I'm banned from the casino for life.</font>

1325
01:30:03,251 --> 01:30:04,924
<font color="#ffff00">Plus 10 years.</font>

1326
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:08,399
<font color="#ffff00">I took Mom there for her birthday,
played a little blackjack.</font>

1327
01:30:08,556 --> 01:30:09,591
<font color="#ffff00">She split 10s.</font>

1328
01:30:09,758 --> 01:30:11,795
<font color="#ffff00">- Oh.
- I may have overreacted.</font>

1329
01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:13,769
<font color="#ffff00">They said it was abuse of an elderly.</font>

1330
01:30:13,929 --> 01:30:15,408
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, ha. I've done that.</font>

1331
01:30:15,563 --> 01:30:17,736
<font color="#ffff00">Heh. Right? Whatever.</font>

1332
01:30:18,433 --> 01:30:19,810
<font color="#ffff00">I can't go back there.</font>

1333
01:30:23,438 --> 01:30:24,781
<font color="#ffff00">But, uh...</font>

1334
01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:29,787
<font color="#ffff00">...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib
in town, if that's...</font>

1335
01:30:32,213 --> 01:30:34,159
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that sounds glorious.</font>

1336
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:36,619
<font color="#ffff00">I'll send for you at 8:00.</font>

1337
01:30:43,358 --> 01:30:44,996
<font color="#ffff00">Is that it?</font>

1338
01:31:22,464 --> 01:31:24,705
<font color="#ffff00">I saw it once in a pornography.</font>

1339
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,343
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

1340
01:31:26,634 --> 01:31:28,170
<font color="#ffff00">It's a nice gesture.</font>

1341
01:31:28,336 --> 01:31:29,838
<font color="#ffff00">But maybe we should wait.</font>

1342
01:31:30,338 --> 01:31:31,408
<font color="#ffff00">Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.</font>

1343
01:31:38,813 --> 01:31:40,258
<font color="#ffff00">I'll see you at 8.</font>

1344
01:32:05,273 --> 01:32:07,184
<font color="#ffff00">You look great, Alan.</font>

1345
01:32:08,243 --> 01:32:10,587
<font color="#ffff00">What do you think? Hat or no hat?</font>

1346
01:32:10,745 --> 01:32:11,985
<font color="#ffff00">Uh...</font>

1347
01:32:12,147 --> 01:32:14,388
<font color="#ffff00">- Hat. For sure.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.</font>

1348
01:32:15,650 --> 01:32:17,789
<font color="#ffff00">Wow. Who's this guy?</font>

1349
01:32:17,952 --> 01:32:20,125
<font color="#ffff00">The vest and the cane? I love it.</font>

1350
01:32:20,288 --> 01:32:22,234
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me.</font>

1351
01:32:22,390 --> 01:32:23,869
<font color="#ffff00">You look like Mr. Peanut.</font>

1352
01:32:24,025 --> 01:32:26,562
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I know, right?
That's what I was going for.</font>

1353
01:32:27,162 --> 01:32:29,403
<font color="#ffff00">- Maybe we'll just lose it.
- Yeah.</font>

1354
01:32:29,564 --> 01:32:32,568
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie.
She's an amazing woman.</font>

1355
01:32:32,767 --> 01:32:35,304
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, thank you for saying that.
She is an amazing woman.</font>

1356
01:32:35,470 --> 01:32:37,416
<font color="#ffff00">I find her much better than your wives.</font>

1357
01:32:37,572 --> 01:32:38,812
<font color="#ffff00">Aw. That's sweet.</font>

1358
01:32:38,973 --> 01:32:42,580
<font color="#ffff00">Which reminds me.
Um, we need to talk. Doug?</font>

1359
01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:46,853
<font color="#ffff00">All right, listen, fellas.</font>

1360
01:32:47,015 --> 01:32:50,895
<font color="#ffff00">Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be
spending a lot more time with Cassandra.</font>

1361
01:32:51,052 --> 01:32:54,727
<font color="#ffff00">- Yeah. It's the way it should be.
- No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay?</font>

1362
01:32:54,889 --> 01:32:55,924
<font color="#ffff00">There's more.</font>

1363
01:32:56,091 --> 01:32:58,071
<font color="#ffff00">And you're not gonna like this part.</font>

1364
01:33:00,228 --> 01:33:04,040
<font color="#ffff00">I must resign from the wolf pack.</font>

1365
01:33:06,935 --> 01:33:10,075
<font color="#ffff00">Wow, that's a big step, Alan.</font>

1366
01:33:10,238 --> 01:33:11,273
<font color="#ffff00">I know.</font>

1367
01:33:11,739 --> 01:33:13,685
<font color="#ffff00">But she's my soul mate.</font>

1368
01:33:13,842 --> 01:33:15,651
<font color="#ffff00">And my new best friend.</font>

1369
01:33:16,578 --> 01:33:19,081
<font color="#ffff00">Plus, she lets me mount her...</font>

1370
01:33:19,514 --> 01:33:20,822
<font color="#ffff00">...which relaxes me.</font>

1371
01:33:21,015 --> 01:33:22,187
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>

1372
01:33:22,350 --> 01:33:25,422
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, maybe never say that part again.</font>

1373
01:33:25,587 --> 01:33:27,589
<font color="#ffff00">Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.</font>

1374
01:33:27,755 --> 01:33:30,201
<font color="#ffff00">I know you mount my sister.
I've seen it. Many times.</font>

1375
01:33:30,692 --> 01:33:32,069
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1376
01:33:32,594 --> 01:33:33,698
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, you are the best.</font>

1377
01:33:33,862 --> 01:33:35,136
<font color="#ffff00">The point is:</font>

1378
01:33:35,330 --> 01:33:36,604
<font color="#ffff00">You need to let me go.</font>

1379
01:33:36,965 --> 01:33:38,376
<font color="#ffff00">You in particular.</font>

1380
01:33:38,533 --> 01:33:40,206
<font color="#ffff00">I can't be your hero anymore.</font>

1381
01:33:41,703 --> 01:33:43,614
<font color="#ffff00">Okay. Sure.</font>

1382
01:33:49,444 --> 01:33:50,787
<font color="#ffff00">Having said all that...</font>

1383
01:33:50,945 --> 01:33:53,983
<font color="#ffff00">...I still would like to get together
on Tuesdays for bowling...</font>

1384
01:33:54,149 --> 01:33:57,323
<font color="#ffff00">...and alternating Sundays
for general horseplay.</font>

1385
01:33:57,485 --> 01:34:00,295
<font color="#ffff00">- How about we play all that by ear?
- Alan, it's time.</font>

1386
01:34:00,455 --> 01:34:01,661
<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

1387
01:34:02,223 --> 01:34:03,702
<font color="#ffff00">Ready?</font>

1388
01:34:10,498 --> 01:34:11,772
<font color="#ffff00">I'm ready.</font>

1389
01:35:59,374 --> 01:36:01,149
<font color="#ffff00">What the fuck?</font>

1390
01:36:03,411 --> 01:36:04,446
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

1391
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:14,199
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>

1392
01:36:14,689 --> 01:36:16,032
<font color="#ffff00">You guys.</font>

1393
01:36:16,190 --> 01:36:18,568
<font color="#ffff00">We're so crazy.</font>

1394
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:22,973
<font color="#ffff00">I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha.</font>

1395
01:36:23,131 --> 01:36:25,668
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.</font>

1396
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:29,306
<font color="#ffff00">Stu, don't freak out,
but you need to look down.</font>

1397
01:36:30,405 --> 01:36:31,884
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1398
01:36:34,309 --> 01:36:35,947
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God!</font>

1399
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:41,292
<font color="#ffff00">Ho-ho-ho.
- Aah!</font>

1400
01:36:43,284 --> 01:36:45,093
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck!</font>

1401
01:36:45,787 --> 01:36:47,960
<font color="#ffff00">I have boobies now!</font>

1402
01:36:48,122 --> 01:36:49,157
<font color="#ffff00">Holy shit!</font>

1403
01:36:49,324 --> 01:36:50,667
<font color="#ffff00">It's not funny!</font>

1404
01:36:51,526 --> 01:36:53,733
<font color="#ffff00">Alan, what did you do?</font>

1405
01:36:54,629 --> 01:36:56,438
<font color="#ffff00">What did you do, Alan?</font>

1406
01:36:56,597 --> 01:36:58,076
<font color="#ffff00">The wedding cake.</font>

1407
01:36:58,232 --> 01:36:59,472
<font color="#ffff00">It was from Leslie.</font>

1408
01:37:01,336 --> 01:37:02,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God.</font>

1409
01:37:02,603 --> 01:37:05,516
<font color="#ffff00">We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh.</font>