欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第十三集
好戏要上演了 请打起精神来
好吧 如你所愿告诉你 All right, if you must know,
我马上要去参加一个 I'm just about to leave for something called a...
一个快速约会 ...a speed date.
什么叫快速约会 What's a speed date?
很明显 是最近才出来的东西 Well, apparently, it's the latest thing.
12个男人和12个女人待在一个房间里 Twelve men and twelve women get together in a room.
他们和一位异性交谈8分钟 They spend eight minutes talking to one another,
铃声响了之后去和另一位异性交谈 and then they move on to the next person after a bell rings.
基本上 这具备相亲的所有压力和屈辱 Basically, it's all the stress and humiliation of a blind date...
的12倍 ...times twelve.
哇喔 这不就是绝望嘛 Wow, talk about desperate.
那是什么刺激你走上这条路的 So, what brought this on?
不知道 I don't know.
我只是厌倦了那些情侣在我面前各种秀恩爱 I'm just so tired of being surrounded by happy couples.
我想着应该更积极主动点 I just thought I should do something a bit more proactive.
你说的不会是Niles和Daphne吧 You wouldn't be talking about Niles and Daphne, would you?
噢 还有其他情侣 Oh, among others.
相信我 没人比我更为Niles高兴了 Believe me, no one could be happier for Niles than I.
但有时候 他那副痴情郎的样子 But there are days when his lovesick-swain act
有点无趣了 wears the tiniest bit thin.
你们好啊 Hello, all.
注意到有什么不同吗 Notice anything different?
- 我蛮喜欢的 - 谢谢 - I like it. - Thank you.
我都没在公共场合穿过内衣 I've never worn an undergarment in public before.
那是我的毛衣吗 Is that my sweater?
是的 给 这么急着要来做什么 Oh, yes, here. What's the emergency?
其实 我今晚要出去 Well, actually, I'm going out this evening,
我想换换我的打扮风格 and I was thinking about changing my attire.
西服烘托出了一个专业形象 While the suit projects a certain professionalism,
你们懂的 "Frasier Crane医生" You know, "Dr. Frasier Crane",
也许毛衣 I was thinking perhaps the sweater
能有更休闲的感觉 would impart a-a more casual feel.
只是"Fras" 你们怎么看 Just "Fras". Any thoughts?
我猜你跟Daphne这次情人节会有盛大的节目 So I bet you and Daphne have big Valentine's Day plans.
没错 她会给我煮晚餐 Oh, yes. She's cooking dinner for me.
我呢 准备了一个大惊喜 And then I've arranged a big surprise.
我要带她飞去坎昆 度过一个浪漫的周末 I'm flying her to Cancun for a long romantic weekend.
坎昆是墨西哥著名的国际旅游城市
不错嘛 Not bad!
哈哈 我会用一辆装满异域风情兰花的 Yes, I'm whisking her to the airport
豪华轿车载她去机场 in a limo filled with exotic orchids.
你不会觉得这太夸张了吧 You don't think that's too over-the-top, do you?
不 我觉得你的T恤已经太夸张了 No, I think that boat sailed with your T-shirt.
我有个主意 要是我把毛衣穿在夹克衫里面怎么样 Here's an idea. What if I put the sweater under the jacket?
那我两方面都具备了 Then I'll get the best of both worlds.
老天 Frasier 你能再自恋点吗 Honestly, Frasier, could you be more self-absorbed?
再见 Roz 你还想看看我们旅行怎么样的话 Goodbye, Roz. If you wanna know more about our trip,
我们回来后会把照片上传到我们的网站的 we'll have pictures on our website when we get back.
老天啊 Frasier 抛个硬币吧 For God's sake, Frasier, flip a coin.
听着 Roz 对你来说这可能不算什么 Look, Roz, I know this may seem like nothing to you,
但小小的一个决定会影响你整个命运的 but the tiniest decision can shape your whole destiny.
那么 我该选哪条路呢 So, which path should I follow?
毛衣吗 还是西装 Sweater? Suit?
- 毛衣吗 - 噢 快选一个结了 - Sweater? - Oh, just pick one!
好吧 我就穿西装吧 All right, all right. Um... You're right. Okay, fine. I will go with the suit.
你选对了 You made the right choice.
祝我好运吧 Wish me luck.
- 噢 抱歉抱歉 - 不好意思 - Oh, I'm sorry. Pardon me. - Sorry.
哎 你不也是KACL的嘛 Say, don't you work at KACL?
是的 我刚来 Mike Schafer Yes, I just started. Mike Schafer.
你好 Mike 我是Frasier Crane Oh, hi, Mike. Frasier Crane.
- 你见过Roz Doyle吗 - 没有 - Have you met Roz Doyle? - No.
噢 那你真是新来的 Oh, you are new, aren't you?
- 我请你喝杯咖啡吧 - 天哪 - Can I buy you a cup of coffee? - Oh, my God.
- 天哪 - Frasier 你没事吧 - Oh, my God. - Frasier! Are you okay?
我 噢 Well, I... Ooh!
嗷 老天 我好像肩膀扭到了 Ow, gosh, I think I've wrenched my shoulder.
- 太对不起了 我 - 不 没关系的 嗷 - Oh, I'm so sorry. I... - No, it's all right. Ow.
我送你去看急诊吧 I'm taking you to the emergency room.
拜托 这是我最起码能做的 Please, it's the least I can do.
Frasier 我车就停在外面 我送你去吧 Oh, Frasier, I've got my car right outside. I'll take you.
Roz 你不是在等咖啡嘛 Roz, don't you have coffee waiting?
- 我是Frasier - 嗨 我是Monica - I'm Frasier. - Hi, I'm Monica.
你肯定在想我怎么这么笨手笨脚 Oh, you must think I'm such a klutz.
不 怎么会 No, not at all.
老天啊 Frasier 抛个硬币吧 For God's sake, Frasier, flip a coin.
听着 Roz 对你来说这可能不算什么 Look, Roz, I know this may seem like nothing to you,
但小小的一个决定会影响你整个命运的 but the tiniest decision can shape your whole destiny.
那么 我该选哪条路呢 So, which path should I follow?
毛衣吗 还是西装 Sweater? Suit?
- 毛衣吗 - 噢 快选一个结了 - Sweater? - Oh, just pick one!
好吧 就穿西装吧 All right, all right. Um...You're right. Okay, fine. We'll go with the suit.
不 不 毛衣 No, no, the sweater.
- 你选对了 - 谢谢 - You made the right choice. - Thank you.
老天 老天 对不起 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
没关系 我没受伤 No, it's okay. No harm done.
怎么这么笨手笨脚 Lord, what a klutz.
- 好了 Roz 祝我好运吧 - 祝好运 - All right, Roz, wish me luck. - Good luck!
我是Mike Schafer 呃 Mike Schafer. Em..
看来你需要另一杯咖啡 Looks like you're gonna need another cup of coffee.
是啊 Oh, yeah...
两条路分开了 而我一条不拉
你不是我第一个送来急诊的男士 You know, you're not the first guy I've sent to the emergency room.
我10岁的时候 我弟从我的车把上掉下来摔断了腿 When I was 10, my brother fell off my handlebars and broke his foot.
在艺术学校 我弄掉了一个陶轮 Then, in art school, a pottery wheel got away from me
它滚下了几级台阶 and sort of rolled down some stairs,
然后砸伤了一位男士的膝盖 和另一位的屁股 and I broke one guy's knee and another guy's hip.
我猜之后你经历了一场杀"炉"狂欢 I suppose after that you went on a kiln spree.
呃 是啊 可以说 Uh, yeah, I guess you could say
我弄断了比我身上更多的骨头 I've broken more than my share of bones.
也伤了比你身上更多的心 我可以确定 And more than your fair share of hearts, I'm sure.
这我不知道 I don't know about that.
Frasier 非常抱歉弄伤了你的胳膊 Frasier, I am so sorry about your arm.
我希望没毁了你的计划 I-I-I hope I haven't ruined your plans.
没事 其实我也没什么特别的安排 No, actually, I didn't have anything special planned.
嘿 你听说那个新上映的海盗电影吗 Hey, have you heard about that new pirate movie?
它被定为"恶"级影片 It's rated "Arrr".
是的 很滑稽 Yes, that's uh... that's very droll.
- 明白吧 恶 - 明白 明白 - Get it? Arrr. - Yes, yes... I do.
那算是我的测试笑话 That's sort of my test joke.
看这个男的酷不酷 You know, to see if a guy's cool or not.
你相信吗 你是这里第一个笑的 Can you believe you're the first guy here who laughed?
都看不出来吗 一个海盗走进一家影院 I mean, but can't you just see it? A pirate walks into a movie theatre.
脸上戴着眼罩 还有他的木制假腿 He's got his eye patch and his peg leg and...
哎呀 感觉不像过了8分钟呢 Oh, boy, that did not feel like eight minutes.
深有同感 Indeed it did not.
嘿 Fras 你的快速约会怎么样了 Hey, Fras. How did that speed-date thing go?
- 糟透了 - 不错啊 - It could not have been worse. - That's nice.
- 你没在听 老爸 - 噢 抱歉啊 儿子 - You're not listening, Dad. - Oh, I'm sorry, son.
那你拿到谁的号码了吗 Well, did you get any phone numbers?
没有 要是我想追哪位女士 No, but if I ever want to track any of them down,
我可以写信给她们 寄到歪瓜裂枣中心 I can always write them, care of... the bottom of the barrel.
那挺糟心的 That's too bad.
嗨 Daphne 我帮你拿吧 Oh, oh, hi, Daphne. Let me help you with that.
- 谢谢啊 Crane医生 - 不用客气 - Oh, thank you, Dr. Crane. - Yes, of course.
你买了这么多东西啊 You're really loading up, aren't you?
都是给Niles的情人节大餐准备的 It's for Niles' Valentine's dinner.
但下周才到情人节啊 Oh, that's not till next week.
我知道 但那个菜谱特复杂 I know, but it's a complicated recipe.
我需要提前练习 你俩就是我的试菜豚鼠咯 I need time to practice. You two are gonna be my guinea pigs.
也许我们该装死 Maybe we could fake our own deaths.
Daphne啊 Daphne...
那个菜谱里是不是有莳萝 Are you planning on using cumin in this recipe?
是啊 要用很多莳萝呢 Yeah. The recipe calls for lots of it.
老天 Niles对莳萝严重过敏呢 Good Lord. Niles is terribly allergic to cumin.
天哪 我知道他过敏的有扇贝 肉豆蔻 Oh, dear. I knew about the scallops. And the nutmeg.
燕麦麸 麦芽 稻子豆 羊皮纸螨 The oat bran, wheat germ, carob, parchment mites...
是 是 我知道 Yes, yes, I know.
他试着戴过过敏标签 He tried wearing an allergy tag,
但他的脖子太弱了戴不动 but his neck was too weak to support it.
看见没 Did you see that?
电影里的人物刚刚拨了电话 The character in this movie just dialled the phone,
我们家的电话就响了 and at the exact same time, our phone rang.
简直就像Montgomery Clift在给我打电话 It's like Montgomery Clift is calling me.
Montgomery Clift是好莱坞四五十年代的著名男演员
是啊 真神奇 老爸 Yes, that's fascinating, Dad.
喂 噢 Niles Hello? Oh, hey, Niles.
她听不到 No, she can't hear.
啊 这有点那个 Ah, jeez, I don't know about that.
好吧 如果这对你很重要的话 我做吧 Well, all right, if it means that much to you, I'll do it.
嗯 拜 All right, bye.
你弟弟打来的 That was your brother.
他们要去坎昆旅游嘛 他要我帮Daphne理个行李 He wants me to pack a suitcase for Daphne for their trip to Cancun.
我得去碰她的内衣了 Now I'm gonna have to go through her unmentionables.
我在想我还能看到内衣吗 I wonder if I'll ever see another unmentionable.
拜托 Fras 就是一次失败的约会而已 Oh, come on, Fras, it was just one bad date.
是12次失败的约会 It was twelve bad dates.
而且之前还有100次 And a hundred before that.
*我厌倦了爱* *I'm through with love.*
*我不会再坠入爱河* *I'll never fall again.*
今晚你要一直这样了是吧 You're gonna be like this all night, aren't you?
看他这样太伤我心了 It breaks my heart to see him like this.
幸运的是 到McGinty的酒吧我就看不见他了 Fortunately, I can't see him from McGinty's.
嘿 Fras 你的快速约会怎么样了 Hey, Fras. How did that speed-date thing go?
其实我没去约会 爸 我去医院了 Actually, I didn't go, Dad. I went to the hospital instead.
不错啊 That's nice.
- 你没在听 老爸 - 噢 抱歉啊 儿子 - Dad, you're not listening. - Oh, well, I'm sorry, son.
怎么了 你没事吧 What happened? You all right?
其实我被绊倒了 扭到了肩膀 Well, actually, I tripped and sprained my shoulder,
但是我完全感觉不到痛 but I'm actually feeling no pain
因为我遇到了一位漂亮的年轻女士 because I met a beautiful young woman.
- 噢 是护士吗 - 不 她是那个绊倒我的人 - Oh, is she a nurse? - No, she's the girl that tripped me.
她叫Monica 是个广告艺术家 Her name is Monica. She's a commercial artist.
她非常可爱 对包括她自己的所有人又很危险 She's cute as a button, and she's a danger to herself and others.
不错嘛 Good for you.
- 嗨 Daph - 你能搭把手吗 - Oh, hi, Daph. - Could you give me a hand here?
那个 我要是肩膀没扭到会帮你的 Well, I... I would, except I sprained my shoulder.
屁股中过弹 Bullet in the hip.
Crane医生 你还有一条健康的胳膊 You still have one good arm, Dr. Crane.
医生叫我当心点 The doctor told me to take it easy.
对了 我今天遇到个姑娘 Oh! I met a girl today.
是啊 她今天也遇到个 Yeah, so did she.
那个什么 You know what?
现在有点早 不过我要给Monica打个电话 It might be a bit soon, but I think I'm gonna give Monica a call.
看见没 Did you see that?
电影里的人物刚刚拨了电话 The character in this movie just dialled the phone,
我们家的电话就响了 and at the exact same time, our phone rings.
简直就像Montgomery Clift在给我打电话 It's like Montgomery Clift's calling me.
帮我跟他打声招呼 Say hello to him for me.
喂 Niles Hello? Oh, hey, Niles.
她听不到 No, she can't hear.
啊 这有点那个 Oh, jeez, I don't know about that.
嗨 Monica 呃 最近伤到谁了吗 Hi, Monica. Yeah, uh... injured anybody lately?
是嘛 Really?
我打电话是因为 I was calling because I...
我想着也许我们明晚可以吃个饭 I thought maybe we could have dinner tomorrow night.
要不我们7点在纳沃萨咖啡屋碰头 I don't know, maybe we could meet at Cafe Nervosa around 7,
然后一起出发 and go from there?
太好了 Wonderful.
很好 那我们明天见 晚安 Great, I'll... I'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
- 她说"好" - 好样的 - She said "Yes"! - Hey!
明晚 我要跟天使约会 Tomorrow night, I have a date with an angel.
噢 今晚你要一直这样了是吧 Oh, you're gonna be like this all night, aren't you?
去McGinty的酒吧吗 McGinty's?
我先去了 你慢点来 I'm way ahead of you.
我们周四晚又一起晚餐 周五晚也是 So we had dinner again Thursday night, and then again on Friday.
周六她跟她父母有约 She had plans with her parents on Saturday,
所以 为了保持连胜 so, to keep our streak alive,
我寄给了她一个录像带 I actually sent her a videotape of me
我边吃边对着镜头说话 eating and talking into the camera.
好有心啊 That's cute.
你不觉得有点过吗 You don't think it's a little too much?
没有啊 你喜欢她的话 大胆上吧 No. If you like her, go for it.
- 你跟Mike怎么样了呢 - 不错啊 - So how are things with Mike? - Good.
情人节他要带我去参加心脏协会的慈善晚宴 He's taking me to the Heart Association Benefit on Valentine's Day.
噢 我也去呢 Oh, I'm going too.
Roz 这应该是我们第一次 You know, Roz, I think this is a first,
同时在与人幸福交往呢 you and I in happy relationships at the same time.
- 嘿 Roz 嗨 Frasier - 嗨 - Hey, Roz. Hi, Frasier. - Oh, hi.
- 你的脑袋怎么样了 - 好多了 真的 呃 - How's your head? - Oh, it's better, actually. Uh...
我的周边视觉能力回来了 My peripheral vision's coming back.
真是抱歉 听着 我的同事都在热烈讨论 I'm so sorry. Listen, everyone at work is talking about
你送给我的那些美丽花儿 谢谢你 the beautiful flowers you sent me. Thank you.
等着看下一个礼物吧 Well, wait till you see what's coming next.
到时候你就不能在公众场合谢我了 You won't be able to thank me in public.
Frasier 我也不想说得这么明白 Frasier, I hate to break it to you,
但你不用一直送我花啊诗啊 but you don't have to keep sending me flowers and poetry.
你已经正式得到我的注意了 You...you officially have my attention.
我去拿杯咖啡 I'm gonna get some coffee.
- 噢 我帮你去拿吧 - 不 - Oh, let me get that for you. - No.
你真贴心 但我能自己拿咖啡 You're sweet, but I think I can get my own coffee.
看来你的用心良苦都物有所值了 Looks like all that hard work you've been doing is paying off.
我可不打算这就放松了 Well, I'm not about to let up now.
我永远都不想让她感觉我视她为理所当然 I never want her to feel as if she's being taken for granted.
哇喔 你这是要跟Niles决一高下啊 Wow. You're giving Niles a run for his money.
拜托 在爱情这本伟大的黄金书里 Oh, please. In the great golden book of love,
Niles只会是我辉煌传奇的一个小小脚注 Niles will be a mere footnote to my glorious saga.
我会接下他的球然后跑到端区得分 I'm gonna take his ball and run it to the end zone.
美式橄榄球中球员持球跑进对方端区便达阵得分
那算好球吗 Is that a thing?
- 算 - 很好 - Yes. - Good.
年度最奇妙之夜
拜托 Fras 你已经这么闷闷不乐一个礼拜了 Oh, come on, Fras. You've been moping around here all week.
你跟我一起去McGinty的酒吧玩玩吧 Why don't you join me at McGinty's?
情人节那里可好玩了 It's crazy there on Valentine's Day.
去年 McGinty雇了个肥仔 穿着尿布 Last year, McGinty hired this fat guy in a diaper
一边乱跑一边射箭到人身上 to run around shooting a bow and arrow at people.
不 等等 那可能是超级碗橄榄球赛 No, no, wait. That might have been the Super Bowl.
老爸 你说"尿布"前真的快把我说服了 You had me right up until "diaper", Dad.
伙计们 快看 You guys, you guys, you guys, you have to see this.
等等 看 Daphne的鼻子上沾了酱汁 Wait, wait, look, Daphne has sauce on her nose.
是不是你一生中看过最可爱的事 Is that the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life?
等等 等等 让我来 Wait, wait, wait! Let me get it.
- 噢 - 好吃 好吃 - Ohh. - Yum, yum, yum.
你脖子上也有 噢 You've got some on your neck. Oh...
好了 好了 休战 我 All right, all right, truce, truce. Wait, I...
我本来要晚餐后才告诉你的 但我忍不住了 I was gonna wait until after dinner to tell you this, but I can't.
3小时后 你跟我将坐上飞机 In three hours, you and I are gonna be on a plane...
去坎昆 ...to Cancun!
我都没时间理行李了 Oh! Ah...I barely have time to pack!
已经搞定了 爸爸帮你理了个包 That's already taken care of. Dad packed a bag for you.
噢 Crane先生 Oh, Mr. Crane!
我一生中从没这么幸福过 I've never been this happy in my life!
我比你更幸福 I'm happier than you are!
拜托 这儿还有人想看<音乐背后>呢 Excuse me. Somebody's trying to watch "Behind the Music" here.
<音乐背后>是每集讲述一个音乐家的成功和背后辛酸历程的美剧
喂 Hello?
嗨 Roz Yeah, hi, Roz.
不 不 我不要去慈善晚宴 No, no, I'm not going to the Benefit.
嗯 我相信她非常有人格魅力 Yeah, I'll bet she's got a great personality.
还是谢谢你 Roz 你玩得开心啊 Yes, well, thanks anyway, Roz. Listen, you have a good time.
嗯 晚安 Right. Good night.
- Roz给你今晚找了个伴儿吗 - 嗯 - Roz find you a date for tonight? - Yeah.
她要跟她楼里的一个男的约会 他有个妹妹 She's going with some guy who lives in her building. He's got a sister.
那你得去啊 You oughta go.
待这儿顾影自怜有啥用啊 It beats hanging around here feeling sorry for yourself.
老爸 拜托 比相亲更糟的事就是 Dad, please. The only thing worse than a blind date
情人节去相亲 好吗 would be a blind date on Valentine's Day. Okay?
我想不出今晚还有什么比这更惨的场景了 I can't imagine a worse way to spend the evening.
你们快看 好了吗 好了吗 You have to see this! Ready, ready, ready?
噢 我们再去拿点 快 快 再来一次 Oh, let's get more! Come on, come on, let's do it again, wait.
也许Roz还没走 Maybe Roz hasn't left yet.
现在是7点三刻 It's now 7:45.
就在这一刻 At this precise moment,
她应该会收到一大杯冷藏香槟 she should be receiving a jeroboam of chilled champagne.
你还真是夸张到底啊 You're really laying it on thick, aren't ya?
哎呀 老爸 这只是冰山一角 Oh, God, Dad. You don't know the half of it.
今天早晨 她是被门廊里的弦乐四重奏叫醒的 This morning, she was awakened by a string quartet on her porch.
然后 Monica来到办公室 And then, when Monica arrived at her office,
会发现她的桌上躺着7打玫瑰花 there were seven dozen roses on her desk.
每打代表我认识她的每一天 A dozen for every day that I've known her.
- 对不起 - 怎么了 - I'm sorry! - What happened?
他对我做的酱汁有反应 He's having some kind of reaction to the sauce.
- 你往里放扇贝了吗 - 没有 - Did you put scallops in it? - No.
- 肉豆蔻呢 - 没有 - Nutmeg? - No.
- 麦芽呢 - 没有 - Wheat germ? - No.
- 稻子豆呢 - 没有 - Carob? - No.
- 莳萝呢 - 也许有 - Cumin? - Maybe.
噢 这就是场灾难 Oh, this is a disaster!
我们今晚还订了飞机去坎昆哪 We have reservations to fly to Cancun tonight!
- 真的嘛 - 我们不能去了啊 - Oh, really? - Well, we can't go now.
我不可能在飞机上待5个小时 I can't possibly sit still on a plane for five hours
忍受你给我的这身皮疹 with this rash you've given me!
淡定 Niles 别让这个小小的错误 Now, Niles, please don't let a little mistake
扫了这美妙夜晚的兴 disturb the most magical evening of...
- 这整个周末都毁了 - 我说了对不起啊 - Oh, the whole weekend is ruined! - Well, I said I was sorry!
我甚至让老爸帮你理了个行李 Well, I even had Dad pack a bag for you.
什么 你居然让他动我的东西 有胆啊你 You did what? You let him go through my things. How could you?!
对不起啊 I'm sorry!
我只是想让我们的第一个情人节更完美 I was trying to do something nice for our first Valentine's Day!
那你以为我是怎么想的 Well, what do you think I was trying to do?
今晚我只能一直 Now I'm gonna have to spend the whole night
给你全身涂乳霜 rubbing lotion all over you.
对不起我冲你乱吼了 I'm sorry I yelled at you.
你鼻子上有酱汁 让我来舔 You have sauce on your nose. Let me get it. Lick it.
噢 你脖子上也有 让我来 Oh, you've got some on your neck. Let me get it.
- 嗨 Roz - 嗨 - Oh, hi, Roz. - Hi.
- Mike呢 - 噢 他在停车 - Say, where's Mike? - Oh, he's parking the car.
- Monica 好漂亮的胸花 - 谢谢 - Monica, what a gorgeous corsage. - Oh, thanks.
这是Frasier给我的礼物 It was a gift from Frasier.
旁边还有成千上万的玫瑰花 Along with about a million roses.
- 你们好啊 年轻的爱侣们 - 噢 Kenny - Hello, young lovers. - Oh, Kenny.
- 光鲜亮丽啊你 - 怎么说呢 - Look at you. - What can I say?
在我这粗犷的外表下 跳动着一颗浪漫真诚的心 Under this gruff exterior beats the heart of a true romantic.
我就是 喜欢爱情 I just... love love.
- 你妻子呢 - 她自有计划 - So where's your wife? - She had plans.
- 来吧 Kenny 我请你喝一杯 - 好极了 - Come on, Kenny. I'll buy you a drink. - Great.
- 我们坐下吧 - 好啊 - Well, you know, why don't we sit down? - Okay.
这儿吧 让我来 Here we are. Let me.
我想着也许派对后 I was thinking perhaps after the party
我们可以乘一辆马车穿过公园 we could take a carriage ride through the park,
来到你家 我相信那里 make our way to your place, where I believe...
会有2磅松露巧克力等着你 there is a 2-pound box of chocolate truffles waiting for you.
噢 2磅 哇喔 Oh, two pounds. Wow.
你姐姐告诉我松露是你的最爱 Yes. Well, your sister told me that truffles were your favourite.
你跟Cheryl聊过了 我好几个月没跟她说过话了 You talked to Cheryl? Oh, I haven't talked to her in months.
那你这周日就有机会了 Well, you'll have your chance on Sunday.
我们会跟她和Jack共进晚餐 We're having dinner with her and Jack.
这里有好多人 There's a lot of people here.
噢 当然了 我理解 Oh, yes, of course. I understand.
- 嘿 Frasier - 嗨 Roz - Hey, Frasier. - Hi, Roz.
- 嗨 情人节快乐 - 你也是 - Hi. Happy Valentine's Day. - Same to you.
- 这是我约的朋友 Robert - 你好 - This is my date, Robert. - Hello.
- 很高兴认识你 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Roz 真的谢谢你把我从屋里喊出来 Well, Roz, listen. Thanks for getting me out of the house.
我已经待在屋子里顾影自怜够久了 I...I've been sitting there feeling sorry for myself long enough.
没错就要这样 Oh, that's the spirit.
来这儿的路上 You know, on the way over here,
想到能见到新朋友 我还真有点兴奋呢 I was actually getting sort of excited about meeting somebody new.
- 我妹妹来了 - 噢 - Here's my sister now. - Oh.
天哪 恶 Oh, my God! Arrr.
- 恶 - 恶 - Arrr. - Arrr.
好吧 Okay.
呃 哇喔 看来你俩认识呢 Uh, wow, looks like you two already know each other.
你们还有自己的沟通语言 You even have your own language.
- 这肯定是命中注定 - 肯定是 - It must be fate. - Must be.
啊 Ah.
- 给你的 - 噢 又一支玫瑰 - For you. - Oh, another rose.
Frasier 呃 感谢你为我做的每件事 Frasier, uh, I appreciate everything you're doing.
这些花 马车 The flowers, the carriage ride,
- 报纸上的<爱是>连环漫画 - 噢 - the "Love is..." Cartoons from the newspaper... - Oh.
那只是你值得的美好中的冰山一角 It's just a drop in the ocean compared to what you deserve.
刚刚这首献给Terry Craypens夫妇 That song was dedicated to Mr. and Mrs. Terry Craypens,
纪念他们的30周年纪念日 celebrating their 30th anniversary.
- 好有爱啊 - 很高兴你这么说 - That's so cute. - Well, I'm glad to hear you say that.
- 你等在这儿啊 - 好 - You wait right here. - Okay.
晚上好 各位 我是Frasier Crane医生 Good evening, everybody. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane.
一般呢 我处理脑子里的问题 Normally, I deal with matters of the head,
而今晚 我想分享一下我心里的故事 but tonight I'd like to share what's in my heart.
Monica 这首是献给你的 Monica, this is for you.
*我有希望吗 还是只有一点点机会* *Have I a hope or half a chance*
*想要跟你跳支舞* *To even think that I could dance with you?*
*呜 呜* *Ooh, ooh*
*你会向我致礼 还是礼貌地回避* *Would you greet me or politely turn away?*
*是否会雨过天晴* *Would there suddenly be sunshine on a cold and rainy day?*
*噢 宝贝 你会怎么说* *Oh, babe, what would you say?*
*噢 宝贝 我知道* *Yes, oh, baby, I know*
*我知道我可以如此地* *I know I could be so in love*
祝贺你们 Congratulations.
*爱你* *With you*
*我也知道我能让你爱上我* *And I know that I could make you love me too*
*如果能听到你说* *And if I could hear you say the words you do*
*不管怎样 你会怎么说* *Well, anyway, what would you say?*
Frasier 我们需要谈谈 Frasier, we need to talk.
哎哟 Ouch!
别误会 Frasier 你做的所有事都很美好 Don't get me wrong, Frasier. Everything you did was nice.
只是 太多了 It was just... too much.
我是说 你让我觉得自己是个项目而不是个人 I mean, you made me feel like a project and not a person.
我可以放缓节奏啊 Well, I could tone things down.
我们重新开始怎么样 明天一起午餐吧 We could start fresh. How about lunch tomorrow?
你看 我本来会说早餐的 Now, you see, I was gonna say breakfast.
我该走了 I think I should go. So...
明白了 我去把车开来 I see. Well, you know what, I'll get my car.
不 不用了 No, that's okay.
我收拾东西搭计程车走 所以 I'm...I'm gonna get my stuff and just take a cab, so...
再见 Frasier Bye, Frasier.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
唉 我丢死人了 Oh, well, I'm humiliated.
Frasier 没有人会注意到这个的 Oh, Frasier, nobody even noticed what happened.
哎哟 Ouch.
啊 是我的错 真的 Ah, it's my own fault, really.
我看到Niles那么幸福 I guess I just saw what Niles had
我也想得到自己的幸福 但用力过度 and I...pushed too hard to get it for myself.
希望你能好过点 Well, if it means anything,
我觉得你刚刚非常浪漫 I thought what you did was terribly romantic.
也许吧 Well, maybe.
来吧 我送你上车 Come on. Let me walk you to your car.
那Mike呢 Oh, well, what about Mike?
没几分钟的事儿 他一个人没事的 Oh, it'll only be a few minutes. He'll be fine.
噢 对不起 我 我真是笨手笨脚 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sor... I'm such a klutz.
没关系 真的 没事 It's okay, really. Fine.
让我请你喝一杯吧 拜托 这是我最起码能做的 Let me get you another drink. Please, it's the least I can do.
那好吧 I guess that'd be okay.
- 我是Mike - Monica - Mike. - Monica.
我们来回顾一下"最佳Crane秀" We now return to a repeat broadcast of "The Best of Crane".
请不要打电话进来 Please do not call in.
广告前我们在和Phil聊 Before the break we were talking to Phil,
他难以放下一段感情 who's having trouble getting over a relationship.
Phil 希望你还听着 Phil, if you're listening,
有一句谚语能对你有所帮助 it might help to keep in mind the old adage:
爱过又失去总比没有爱过强 It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
我说得没错 I do make a good point.
一堆屁话 What a load of crap.
让我们接听下一位来电者 Let's go to our next caller.
嗨 我是Rachel 我只想让你知道 Hi, this is Rachel. I just want to let you know
声音客串 Bernadette Peters 美国最广受好评的百老汇表演家之一
我读了你引用的Thurber的书 他真的好有趣 I read that Thurber book you quoted from, and, man, is he funny!
美国作家和漫画家James Thurber 他最成功的是冷面滑稽的讽刺小说
很高兴你喜欢 Glad you liked it.
我还想坦白一件事 I also have a confession to make.
我特别迷恋你 You know, I have a big crush on you.
那个 我很荣幸 Rachel Oh, well, I'm flattered, Rachel,
但我约法三章了不跟来电者约会 but I make it a policy not to date my callers.
如果你改主意的话 Well, if you ever change your mind,
我是哥伦比亚街烧烤的厨师 I'm the chef at the Columbia Street Grill.
有空来坐坐呀 You should come by sometime.