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Okay.
Burn unit, commence.
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You go first.
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Oh, I play soccer, 'cause
I forgot I have hands.
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Burn! I'm on the news,
because I have a huge head.
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Burn!
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I can't outrun a lawnmower
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'cause my dress is so tight.
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Oh! I'm dead.
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Burn.
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Whoa.
It's Banjo.
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Oh, I'm a cowboy, and I got...
Wait, wait, wait.
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Suspend burn unit.
This is a great movie.
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It's a Spaguetti Western,
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the best one, underappreciated.
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He plays a Banjo.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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And they made a
whole bunch of these.
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Dad. Do we have anything
bigger than this?
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Oh, Gene, what'd you do?
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Nothing, yet. Just
planning ahead.
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What are you guys watching?
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Nothing.
Go back to bed.
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The burn unit is just me and dad.
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Whoa! Did he just shoot
bullets out of his Banjo?
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Yes.
Damn!
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Oh, you like that, Gene? 'Cause
we're changing the channel.
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No, no. Let's watch it.
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This is pretty much
the beginning.
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What? What?!
Gene, sit here.
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It's like pushing
a couch off the couch!
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Yah!
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Here.
Hold my plunger.
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- Yah!
- Ow!
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Oh!
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We are just so thrilled
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that you chose us
to cater the event.
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Mom, mom... fill me up.
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I just hope we can live up
to last year's event. Mom.
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That Colleen Caviello, mom...
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She really outdid herself.
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And never lets anyone
forget about it.
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Just fill up the little mug.
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Ouch.
Right. Right, right.
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Okay, Mr. Frond.
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Good-bye. Good-bye.
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So what are we catering?
That sounded promising.
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Oh, it's a real big deal, Bobby.
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It's a fund-raiser for Tina's
conflict resolution club.
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Colleen Caviello made
the food last year.
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This year she can go...
Blow a balloon.
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Yay! You're catering
our fund-raiser.
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That's great.
How much does it pay?
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Nothing.
Nothing?
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It's a benefit, Bobby.
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It's a spaghetti dinner.
But we don't make spaghetti.
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This is school fund-raising,
Bob... it's a pasta game.
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You make spaghetti,
or you go home.
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Besides, it's for a good cause.
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Oh, yeah... to one-up
Colleen Caviello.
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That's a, that's a great cause.
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You weren't there, Bob!
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You don't know how awful it was.
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This is delicious.
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Oh my God,
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I love this ziti.
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They love my ziti.
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And that was the worst
day of my life.
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Anyway, this isn't about
Colleen, this is about Tina.
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We're raising money to buy
a bulletproof trash can
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so gang members can finally
throw out their guns. Aw.
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And we're teaching conflict
resolution skills
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you can use in your own lives.
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That's right, Tina.
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And Mr. Frond is running
the whole thing.
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Ugh, Mr. Frond?
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He's a tall drink of...
Annoying.
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That may be true, but you're
gonna drink that drink, mister.
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I don't want to.
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I have worked too hard
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to get us this event,
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so you'll be nice to Frond,
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and you'll make spaghetti
and meatballs!
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No... no...
Yes... yes!
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Fine, but I'm gonna half-ass it.
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Yay.
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Dad, check it out.
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Little princess guitar.
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Gene, that's mine!
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You never use it.
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I'm like Banjo.
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What's the bad guy's name?
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Ceviche.
Ceviche, yeah.
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He reminds me of this kid
at school... Choo-Choo.
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Choo-Choo?
Yeah. He's kind of my Nemesis.
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If I'm telling a joke, he'll say
the punch line before I do.
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A vampire walks
into a bar and says
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I'll have a...
I'll have a blood lite.
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Huh?
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What do you call a Spanish guy
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with a rubber toe?
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Roberto! Rober...
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What kind of bees make milk?
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Boo-bees!
Boo-bees!
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So, I'm gonna use this guitar
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to stand up to Choo-Choo
like Banjo.
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That's, uh...
That's great, Gene.
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But I think your face is wrong.
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My face is wrong?!
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Yeah, you should
do the Banjo icy stare.
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Like this?
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No. Not like that.
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No, no, no.
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Don't growl. That...
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Like this?
Hmm.
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Maybe try that.
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Is Choo-Choo scared
of stroke victims?
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Terrified.
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Hey, Gene, Gene.
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How do you plead?
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I'm innocent.
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Your fingerprints
were all over the murder weapon.
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I don't have fingers.
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Your honor!
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I don't have time for this.
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What?! You don't have time
for food court?
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Where are you going?
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Hey. Wanna hear
a good one?
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What's green and sings?
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Go ahead. Do it.
El...
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Ah.
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Elvis P...
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Elvis Par...
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Ah!
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Forget it.
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I'll tell you
what's green and sings...
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Elvis Parsley.
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You don't say the punch lines
to other people's jokes anymore.
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You got that, Poo-Poo?
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What the hell?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
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Anyway... Gene, look.
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They're about
to announce the verdict.
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Guilty.
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No!
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Take him away.
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Gene, where are you going?
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What's up with Gene?
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I don't know, Lasagna.
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I don't know.
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You know, cooking spaghetti
isn't even cooking.
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It's just, like, boiling water.
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Hey, Bobby, can I
come to this thing?
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Uh, I don't think so.
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Why not? Some
of these moms
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are divorced, right?
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They meet me, I meet their kids.
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Maybe throw the ball around.
Not inside, but...
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uh, we agreed no more
school events for you, Teddy.
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Hey, dad. Guess what?
What?
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I acted like Banjo
and took Choo-Choo down.
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Everyone laughed.
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Well, one kid laughed.
Peter Pescadero.
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He has a learning disability.
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Yeah, but he knows what's funny.
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Now that you
stood up for yourself...
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Oh, congratulations, Gene...
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Can we stop talking about it?
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Okay, tonight, I propose,
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dad, that after everyone else
goes to bed... Gene...
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We fire up the burn unit
and we watch Canine Criminals,
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and then that stretching show,
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and then maybe a little
Beetlejuice in Español,
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Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo.
Beetlejugo.
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Ay, ay, ay, ay!
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I would, except a certain
best dad in the world
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went out and got this!
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It's the complete Banjo box set!
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All 12 DVDs and over
28 hours of extras.
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Yeah!
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28 hours?!
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Dad, can I... see that
fork for a minute?
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Um... here.
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Thank you.
And I just want to...
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
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No!
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Best part right here, Gene.
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There's only gonna be two shots,
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me shooting you,
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and then me drinking
this shot of whiskey.
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Wow.
Oh, what a line.
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Go ahead,
watch your stupid movie.
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There are other people for me
to hang out with around here.
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Tina, get up.
Let's hang out.
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Okay. Maybe we can
practice conflict resolution.
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Say something mean to me
so I can not react.
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Anything I want?
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Yeah.
Ha-ha!
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Well, uh, your room looks
like it was decorated
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by a perverted jockey.
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When you say that, what I feel
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is that you're trying
to hurt my feelings.
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Oh, my God.
Why do you talk so...
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Slow?
When you say that, what I feel
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is that you're trying to hurt...
Oh man, Tina.
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This is really, really boring.
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Okay, well...
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Hey, mom, you want to hang out?
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Oh, I'd love that!
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Oh, mother-daughter
bonding time.
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Just like me and my mother.
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Ooh! Makeover!
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Hmm...
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Okay, my little cowpokes.
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Time for school.
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You can watch the rest tonight.
Mom!
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How could you?
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How could I what?
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How could you encourage this?
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Oh, Louise, don't be a pill.
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A little father-son bonding
is going on here
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and that's a good thing.
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These two don't
always do it so well.
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Tambourine solo!
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Sheesh.
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All right, this is how
you throw a spiral.
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You ready?
Here comes a bullet.
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Hmm.
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Oh, stupid ball!
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It's 'cause there's no laces.
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I'm hungry.
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All right, we're done.
Go inside.
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I want peanut butter!
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It turns out we bond
better over movies
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that I like to watch,
that I make Gene watch.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's...
That's adorable.
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I'm going to school.
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Good.
Great.
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Why don't you learn something
and become a lawyer.
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Abs: The conflict
resolution program
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sweeping our school.
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You all know my system,
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and at the spaghetti dinner,
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so will your parents
or legal guardians,
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um, Becky,
'cause your mom's in jail.
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Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy junior...
let's rehearse.
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Becky, you just watch.
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Tina here just found out
that her best friend Jocelyn
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told Jimmy junior
that Tina, is "whack."
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And... acting.
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Tina, Jocelyn
told me you are whack.
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Jocelyn, you skank.
I hate you.
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Whatever. It's true.
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You are whack.
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And... freeze!
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Well, that resolved nothing.
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Let's rewind, shall we?
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Let's work out
our abs. A!
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Access your feelings!
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When you gossiped about
me to Jimmy junior,
263
00:09:45,765 --> 00:09:47,199
it hurt my feelings.
264
00:09:47,267 --> 00:09:49,235
B: Be apologetic!
265
00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:50,402
Sorry.
266
00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:52,004
S: Slap it!
267
00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:54,139
Well done.
Do it just like that
268
00:09:54,207 --> 00:09:55,140
at the dinner.
269
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,761
Oh, enjoy your lunch, everyone.
270
00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:01,897
If you ever gossip about me
to Jimmy junior outside
271
00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:04,500
of a conflict resolution skit,
I'll punch you in the face.
272
00:10:04,568 --> 00:10:06,835
It was just a skit, Tina.
273
00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:08,270
I will punch you.
274
00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:11,824
Again and again,
and again and again...
275
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,192
My God, what a psycho.
276
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,895
And again and again...
277
00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,763
And again and again and...
278
00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:20,332
Well, the important thing is,
279
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,101
I shared this movie with Gene
280
00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:23,869
and it helped him stand up
for himself at school.
281
00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,922
Eh, I beat up a lot of kids
like Gene when I was his age.
282
00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:29,775
Not that I was a bully...
just kids like Gene, you know?
283
00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:31,210
That get beat up.
284
00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:33,212
Bob, how are
the meatballs comin'?
285
00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,947
Because they need to be perfect.
286
00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:38,167
Hey, it's just like your
burgers, only spherical!
287
00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:39,101
Hey!
Hey, what?
288
00:10:39,169 --> 00:10:40,886
They're not for you.
289
00:10:40,954 --> 00:10:42,838
They're for me to show off
in front of the other moms
290
00:10:42,906 --> 00:10:43,906
at the fund-raiser.
291
00:10:43,974 --> 00:10:45,541
Bobby, make one extra-big
292
00:10:45,609 --> 00:10:48,244
for Colleen Caviello to choke on.
293
00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:49,378
Okay.
294
00:10:51,047 --> 00:10:53,449
All right, looks like
I'm sitting with you today.
295
00:10:53,516 --> 00:10:56,669
Me, then either of you.
296
00:10:56,736 --> 00:10:58,537
Which sticker do you like better,
297
00:10:58,605 --> 00:11:01,757
my purple ladybug
or Susie's red one?
298
00:11:01,825 --> 00:11:03,058
And good-bye.
299
00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:07,012
Hey there,
Spew-Spew.
300
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,380
Funny seeing you here.
301
00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,649
In the cafeteria during lunch?
302
00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:12,501
Yeah.
303
00:11:12,569 --> 00:11:14,103
Why do you keep doing that?
304
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,304
Keep doing what?
305
00:11:16,439 --> 00:11:17,873
You're weird!
306
00:11:17,941 --> 00:11:19,992
Weird? I think you mean
anti-hero.
307
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,360
Look at the hat.
308
00:11:21,428 --> 00:11:23,312
It's mom's sun hat, you dork.
309
00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:27,466
You like finishing my jokes.
310
00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:29,585
Well, finish my food.
311
00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:33,088
Gene, you are being
a class act jerk.
312
00:11:33,156 --> 00:11:35,958
This is all about jokes
from your stupid joke book.
313
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:39,128
You've insulted Jokes for
Blokes for the last time.
314
00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:43,132
Oh, don't you even
think about it, Gene.
315
00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,809
Food fight!
316
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:03,869
No...!
317
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,274
And these two, Bob, were
throwing at each other.
318
00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:10,259
I hate you.
319
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,310
I hate you.
320
00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:13,712
They seem to be in conflict.
321
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:16,148
I'm sure we can,
uh, work through it.
322
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:19,101
I'd like you to take
a look at my abs.
323
00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,170
Um, no thank you.
324
00:12:21,237 --> 00:12:23,188
Show him your abs, Mr. Frond.
325
00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:24,873
We'd all like to see your abs.
Okay.
326
00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:26,008
I really don't.
327
00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:26,975
And your ding-dong.
Gene.
328
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:29,311
Gene, why don't you access
329
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,281
how it makes you feel
that Louise is angry with you.
330
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:33,332
Fine.
331
00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:35,984
That's all I'm gonna say.
332
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:37,503
Well, this is all I'm gonna say.
333
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:38,554
Hi-yah!
334
00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:41,340
Let go of my...
335
00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:43,459
H-hey.
L-Louise, Louise, Louise.
336
00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:45,644
You're not using your abs.
337
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,262
Um, this is dumb.
338
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,131
Bo... Bob.
Yes.
339
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,100
When you say "this is dumb,"
340
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:55,320
it makes me feel like
pinching you in the eye.
341
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:57,072
Why did you do that?
342
00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:58,407
So we can resolve this
343
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:01,060
and set a good example
for your children.
344
00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:02,294
Okay.
345
00:13:02,362 --> 00:13:03,929
I will now kick you in the shin.
346
00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:06,331
Okay. Okay.
347
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:07,950
All right.
348
00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:09,284
Hey!
349
00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:11,036
Don't throw
repressed memory Emily!
350
00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:12,571
She won't remember this.
351
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:14,239
Well, this is really
working out, Mr. Frond.
352
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:16,075
Your system is amazing.
353
00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:17,976
Ho. No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna go.
354
00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,012
You know what I forgot to say?
355
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,947
Detention! Detention!
356
00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:22,681
And you,
357
00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:24,550
I am gonna cut you!
358
00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:26,402
I am gonna cut you out of
359
00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:28,270
the conflict resolution
spaghetti dinner!
360
00:13:28,354 --> 00:13:30,089
Wha... oh, come on, you can't...
361
00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:32,825
Too late! The conflict
resolution spaghetti dinner
362
00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:35,761
will now be
a conflict resolution fast.
363
00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:37,563
Well, that didn't go so well.
364
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,031
Mm-mm.
365
00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:40,432
Yeah, he seemed angry.
Frothy.
366
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,334
And kind of bloated, right?
367
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:44,169
Mm.
Maybe he's dehydrated.
368
00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:45,737
Your mother's gonna kill me.
369
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,240
So glad we had
a chance to talk this out!
370
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,609
Emily, I'm sorry!
371
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,116
Detention?!
And we're banned from
372
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:57,501
catering the peace club dinner!
373
00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:59,203
Bobby!
I'm sorry, Lin, I...
374
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,871
I can't even tell you
375
00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:03,307
how many favors I had to
call in to cater that thing.
376
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,408
How many?
377
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,143
Two!
Tina, you're supposed
378
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,878
to be watching the restaurant.
379
00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:09,646
I'm too upset to serve food.
380
00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,415
W-what'd you do?
Did you lock up?
381
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,384
Yes.
Were there customers inside?
382
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:14,485
I don't know.
383
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,820
No one's gonna come
384
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:17,888
to the fund-raiser now.
385
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,189
Good job, Bobby!
386
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,457
It's not my fault, Lin.
387
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,625
It was
Mr. Frond's fault.
388
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,644
And Louise's.
And Gene's!
389
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:26,330
And most of all,
that stupid movie.
390
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,898
Hey!
Hey, don't blame the movie.
391
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,333
All right.
Leave bingo out of this!
392
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,267
Shut up!
393
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:31,468
All of you!
394
00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,870
I'm locking these movies
395
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:33,987
in my jewelry drawer.
396
00:14:34,055 --> 00:14:34,905
Aw, come on.
Unfair!
397
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:35,973
'Bout time.
398
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,274
You're overreacting, Lin.
399
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:38,492
The hell I am!
400
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,411
I'm in charge of
a spaghetti dinner
401
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,296
that's not gonna have
any spaghetti!
402
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:43,831
If we all just
worked on our abs...
403
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,499
Not now with that crap, Tina!
404
00:15:01,149 --> 00:15:03,250
I can't believe I got detention.
405
00:15:03,318 --> 00:15:04,685
I can't believe I got detention.
406
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,004
If I were you,
I would teach Gene a lesson
407
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,155
he'll never forget.
408
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:11,275
I had a perfect record.
409
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,310
And then you tainted it.
Taint.
410
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:15,412
Looks like you got Choo-Choo
right where you want him.
411
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,147
Just give him that icy stare
412
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:19,516
with some little princess
and finish him.
413
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,452
You want a little of this?
414
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,339
Oh. Oh, yeah, he wants it.
415
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:26,874
Now give him the icy stare.
416
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,610
Put him in his place.
417
00:15:29,677 --> 00:15:31,178
You're dead!
418
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,130
Quiet!
419
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,631
♪ Sexual, sexual ♪
420
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:38,469
Okay, well, I'm gonna go get
421
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:39,903
Gene and Louise from detention.
422
00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:42,072
Great! Bring some meatballs.
423
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,373
Got plenty of meatballs.
424
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,509
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
425
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,910
Mmm.
426
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,679
Meatball. Mmm.
427
00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:49,646
All right.
428
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:51,281
I'm gonna leave.
429
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,586
Gene, this happens now!
430
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:58,655
Uh, how are we doing this?
431
00:15:58,723 --> 00:15:59,957
Staring contest?
432
00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:02,326
Joke-off?
433
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:03,560
Kick his ass,
Choo-Choo!
434
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,098
Why are their shirts off?
Oh, boy.
435
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,583
I didn't want to do this.
436
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,285
I haven't even pressed
the blue button yet.
437
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:12,653
I don't even know what sound...
438
00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:16,206
Fight! Fight!
Fight...! Stop.
439
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:18,525
There's not gonna be a fight.
Oh, thank God.
440
00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:21,128
Let me go!
This train is off the tracks.
441
00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:23,347
Choo-Choo!
442
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:25,716
Oh, I get the name now.
443
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:28,185
I always thought
it was 'cause of how he chewed.
444
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,453
'Cause he chews like a train.
445
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,387
Hey, calm down.
446
00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:34,875
Let's go home, Gene.
447
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:36,527
You touching my kid?
Sorry. What?
448
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,061
I said, you touching my kid?
449
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,080
Oh, he was attacking my kid.
450
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,331
Oh, yeah? Good.
451
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:43,066
What is going on with the shirts?
452
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,334
I'm gonna beat your ass so bad
453
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,170
I can skip the gym tonight.
454
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:47,337
- Dad, this is bad.
- Fight! Fight!
455
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:48,372
Thank you, Louise.
Fight! Fight...!
456
00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:49,339
I have it under control.
457
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,774
This happens now!
458
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,025
Kill him!
459
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,012
Run!
I can't.
460
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:57,097
I've got this friggin'
guitar around my neck!
461
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,299
Ha!
462
00:17:10,514 --> 00:17:12,532
Oh, Gene, push down.
I'm trying.
463
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,100
- All right.
- Ow.
464
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:15,802
All right, just so we're clear,
465
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,336
we're not hiding from those guys.
We're respectfully
466
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,806
declining their invitation
for a fight, okay?
467
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,324
Right.
No, thank you.
468
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,359
I would absolutely
get into a fight
469
00:17:23,427 --> 00:17:25,595
under the right
circumstances, if...
470
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,780
What's that smell?
471
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,882
Oh, Gene!
Gene!
472
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,268
I'm sorry! Hey, shh, shh.
I hear them.
473
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:34,137
They're coming.
474
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:35,638
Real...?
You-you hear them?
475
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,307
Gotcha.
Louise, enough.
476
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,625
You've been stirring the pot
477
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,160
for three days,
and acting like a baby.
478
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,261
Now you owe your brother
an apology
479
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,379
for getting him in trouble.
480
00:17:43,447 --> 00:17:44,914
Me?!
481
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,449
Both of you owe me an apology.
482
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:47,850
Both of us? Why?
483
00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:49,602
Because we wanted to watch Banjo?
484
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,338
Because you stopped
hanging out with me.
485
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:55,274
What? Shh.
Use your slide voices.
486
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,910
First, the burn unit
stopped hanging out.
487
00:17:57,978 --> 00:18:00,646
Then, the lunch bunch
stopped hanging out.
488
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,198
God, we have lame names.
489
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:03,749
Who the hell am
I gonna hang around,
490
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,418
if not you two?
491
00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:08,321
Mom and Tina... the
menstruation nation?
492
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,156
Ugh! That's a really
bad name.
493
00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:11,791
You're all I've got.
494
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,359
Louise, I'm sorry.
495
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,127
Me, too. Don't cry.
496
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,496
Ha! Got you.
497
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,965
You thought I was really crying.
498
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,566
Gross.
499
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:22,335
Gene, stop.
500
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,803
Oh, my God.
501
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,872
I can't help it.
It's anxiety.
502
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,406
And turkey jerky.
503
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,575
It's so incredible.
504
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,811
Your farts smell like mine.
Really?
505
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,513
Oh, great. Are you
guys bonding again?
506
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,681
I'm sorry, but that's
a huge discovery.
507
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,517
A fart is like a fingerprint,
508
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,118
and we have the
same fingerprints.
509
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,686
High-five.
510
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:42,388
Ugh! Put your hand up.
All right.
511
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,790
I swear my farts smell
like your farts, dad.
512
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,526
I don't think so, Louise.
Oh, wait.
513
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,960
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
514
00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:49,662
Huh?
515
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,131
No. That smells
like your mom's.
516
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,666
No!
517
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,501
Oh, your mom.
518
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,537
What are we gonna do
about mom and Tina?
519
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,938
They could live in here with us!
520
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,439
I think I know a better way.
521
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,395
I'm starving.
How embarrassing.
522
00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:07,980
Guess people will be talking
523
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,366
about my baked ziti
for another year.
524
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:11,817
Guess people will be talking
525
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,703
about my baked ziti
for another year.
526
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,271
Oh, Linda, I didn't see you.
527
00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:16,872
Hi, Coll.
How are you?
528
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,898
Uh...
529
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:27,800
Thank you.
530
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:31,304
Tonight, with your help,
we raised over $100.
531
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,205
It was $110.
532
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,174
I warned you, skank!
533
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:40,212
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, please.
534
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,514
It's not time for the skit.
535
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:42,715
This isn't a skit. It's...
536
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:43,816
This is real life.
537
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,484
Last year,
538
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,653
the only fighting was to
get seconds on my ziti!
539
00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:49,455
Okay, that's it, Colleen.
540
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,207
Let me tell you about that ziti.
541
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:54,644
That sauce was store-bought,
and you know it.
542
00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:56,746
Ladies, please!
543
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,608
I thought I told you, Bob.
544
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,142
You and your spaghetti
aren't welcome here.
545
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:14,947
But I want to say something.
546
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,582
No, thank you.
547
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,517
I've had enough
of your hurt speech.
548
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,869
Would it make
a difference if I...
549
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,971
Worked on my abs?
550
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:22,972
Oh.
551
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,541
I want to... a...
552
00:20:25,609 --> 00:20:26,942
What was a again?
553
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:29,228
Anus.
Amyl nitrate.
554
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,330
- Access... I want to access my feelings.
- Mm.
555
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,666
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
enough, enough, enough, enough.
556
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,518
Everyone's about
to kill each other here.
557
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,103
Let's... let's eat!
558
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,572
All right!
559
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,590
Meatballs! Meatballs!
560
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,958
Get your meatballs here.
561
00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:44,527
And spaghetti.
562
00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:58,190
Here, Colleen, why don't you
put these balls in your face?
563
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,730
- Food fight!
- No, no, no...!
564
00:21:07,669 --> 00:21:14,801
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