扑克脸 第一季 第9集
逃离狗屁山
好了 各位 我们要 Alright, everyone, we're gonna
增加5个阻力 increase the resistance by five
保持在30到40之间 between 30 and 40...
Aww.
很好 大家都很棒 坚持下去 Nice, everyone, great work. Keep it up!
Aww.
保持这个势头 Let's stay motivated, folks.
前进 前进 前进 Forward, forward, forward.
Aww.
操 操 Fuck. Fuck.
没错 鲍比 如果现在还没下大雪 That's right, Bobby. Heavy snow is on the way
那也马上就要下了 if it's not already here.
现在全州都发布了 And with a winter weather advisory
冬季天气预警 now in place across the state,
我们希望大家今晚 we are asking that if you can stay inside
能待在室内 this evening, please do so
因为我们预计大部分山口都会 because we're expecting most mountain passes
被雪封住 to be snowed in.
这场风暴已经使丹佛全境瘫痪 This storm has already crippled Denver
整个城区都将 with road closures and blackouts
经历道路封闭和停电 throughout the metro area.
随着锋面从西向东移动 Several feet of snow are expected tonight
预计今晚将有几英尺厚的积雪 as this front moves from west to east.
幸运的是 风暴系统应该会 Well, luckily, the storm system should break
在明天早上通勤开始前崩溃 before tomorrow morning's commute begins.
但我们仍在密切关注事态发展 But we are keeping our eye on the radar,
我们将继续 and we will continue to update you
向大家发布最新消息 with further developments.
巴克利警官 我正要打电话给你呢 Officer Buckley, I was just about to call you.
是 你当然是 纳尔逊 Yeah, sure you were, Nelson.
风暴摧毁了我们的监控系统 So the storm took down our monitoring system.
你的设备会整夜失效 Your device will be out through the night,
但你的假释条件仍然有效 but conditions on your parole still apply.
需要我提醒你后果吗 Do I need to remind you of the consequences
如果你不联系我的话 if I don't hear from you?
不需要 长官 我明白 No, sir. I understand.
很好 早上7点系统恢复后 Good. I'm coming to check on you
我会来检查 at 7:00 a.m. when the system's back online.
明白了吗 You got that?
－明白了 -好的 特雷 - Got it. -Alright, Trey.
别他妈的做蠢事 Don't do anything fuckin' stupid.
操 好极了 Fuck. Yes!
Ahhh!
操 Fuck.
老天 Jesus.
嗨 Hey.
操 Fuck.
嘿 兄弟 Hey, brother.
过得咋样 How you doin', man?
不错 听着... Cool, so listen...
嘿 兄弟 Hey, man.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry about this.
这整件事简直就是噩梦 我 This whole thing is fuckin' nightmare. I--
妈的 见到你真高兴啊 兄弟 Goddammit, it's good to see your face, man.
多久没见了 有一年了吧 What's it been like, a year?
好几年了吧 Y-years?
你觉得接下来会发生什么 特雷 What do you think's going to happen here, Trey?
我需要用一下那个地方 I need to use the spot.
嗨 Hey.
好吧 我走了 Alright, uh, I'm going to go.
听着 我就一人渣 Look, man, I am a piece of shit,
但你是真朋友 兄弟 and you are a true friend, brother.
但我 我得走了 But I, I do have to go.
但我会给你发短信的 But I'm going to text you.
我们好好谈谈 We're going to talk this all out.
好吧 Okay.
这样吧 You know what?
我们 我们现在就谈谈 Let's, let's talk it out now.
我们 我们进去吧 去喝一杯 Let's, let's go inside. Let's get a drink.
一切都会好的 好吗 Everything's going to be good. Okay?
好的 Okay.
你还留着我的酒吗 You still got my stash?
还留着呢 Ahhh, yeah, you do.
这地方一点都没变 Place hasn't changed a bit.
你也没变 Neither have you.
给 兄弟 Here you go, buddy.
我不知道你怎么能喝得下那玩意儿 I don't know how you drink that shit, man.
回忆满满 It brings me back.
敬美好的过去 To better times.
我欠你很多 兄弟 我知道 I owe you a lot, brother. I know that.
我很抱歉我没有一回到镇上 And I am sorry that I didn't call you
就给你打电话 as soon as I got back into town.
今年真是太操蛋了 It's been a fucked-up year.
我能给你看样东西吗 Can I show you something?
看看这玩意儿 Look at this shit.
我公司里有个混蛋搞不清楚情况 Some asshole at my firm couldn't make his nut,
跑去当什么吹哨人 he goes all whistleblower,
说所有人都在搞内幕交易 accuses everyone of insider trading,
一派胡言 some bullshit.
他们让我背黑锅 They make me take the fall.
现在我被判了14个月 已经被关了6个月了 Now I'm six months into a 14-month sentence,
我他妈都快疯了 losing my fucking mind.
六个月 Six months?
你回来六个月了 You been back for six months,
出这事儿你才想起来找我 and this is how I hear from you.
我被软禁了啊 I was on house arrest.
那你手机也被软禁了吗 Yeah, you on phone arrest too?
兄弟 我觉得很丢脸啊 Bro, I was embarrassed.
好吧 全镇的人都知道我是个大人物 Okay? The whole town knows me as this big shot,
结果我回来 and then I come back
像牛一样在脚踝上绑个标签 with a tag on my ankle like some cow.
当然 回到这里对你来说很丢脸 是吧 Yeah, sure. It's humiliating for you being back here, huh?
我可没这么说 I didn't say that.
你对我来说就像家人一样 It's just you're like family to me
我... and I...
我不想让你知道 I didn't want you to know.
不管怎样 看起来你过得很好 Anyway, looks like you're doing great. Huh?
你老爸把这地方留给你了吗 Your pops left you the place?
对 经营起来可轻松了 Yeah. It's been a real picnic.
你拿着家里的钱去斯坦福 You got your family's money and you go to Stanford,
而我却被困在这破地方 and I get stuck in this fucking dump, you know.
妈的 Fuck.
你不知道这地方经历了这么多之后是什么样子 You don't know what this place was like after all of it.
你走了 You were gone.
我环顾四周 都能看到她的脸 Everywhere I looked, I saw her face.
是电力线的问题 It's the power.
暴风雨的时候老是这样 It does this during storms.
你 你想走了吗 Oh, you, you, you want to go?
嗯 你他妈确实该走了 Yeah, no, you should fucking go.
听着 发生的一切 Look, there's nothing I can say to help
我说什么都没用了 what happened.
也许我们不该谈这个 Maybe we just shouldn't talk about it.
嗯 对的 毕竟 你已经得到了你想要的 嗯 Yeah, right. I mean, you got what you wanted. Yeah.
－我没这么说 -我不是白痴 特雷 I didn't say that. I'm not a fuckin' idiot, Trey.
我知道我没上过大学 但我知道我活着的目的 I know I didn't go to college, but I know what I'm here for.
这样吧 不如我给你点钱 You know what? How about I just give you some money.
天啊 从我们小时候就是这样 Man, it's the same damn thing since we were kids.
我不需要你的钱 I don't need that shit.
好的 Okay.
那也去你妈的 Fuck you too, then.
而且我上的哈佛 不是他妈的斯坦福 And I went to Harvard. Not fucking Stanford.
进来的路都被封锁了 The roads in are shut down.
等等 等等 Hold on. Hold on.
嗨 Hey!
嗨 她受伤了 我们这里需要帮助 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help.
好吧 看这里 Alright. Looky here.
还是树 More trees.
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
那边可能有更多的树 You know, there's probably even more trees over that way
还能俯视一大片树 at the scenic overlook of trees.
好好享受 Enjoy.
有什么我能帮你的吗 Anything I can help you with?
不 我没事 我只是想 Oh, no, I'm good. Just trying to get off
从这无尽的地狱山脉中出去 these never-ending mountains from hell.
-你为什么要离开呢 -嗯 Why would you want to leave? -Hmm?
Oh, hi.
这是个好问题 Uh, well, that's a quality question.
我想我只是不太喜欢高处 I guess I just don't really go in for heights.
搞得我鼻腔不通 It, uh, whacks out my nasal passages.
这是真的 It's a real...
你真的不需要知道全部细节 都乱七八糟的 You don't really need to know all this, but it is a mess.
我能给你看样东西吗 Can I show you something?
我很想去 但我有个很严格 Well, I'd love to, but I've got a very strict
不去第二个地方的原则 no second location policy.
很有用 让我免于十二宫杀手的魔爪 Served me well, kept me from getting Zodiac'd.
而且过去的一年 And I have been kind of
我简直是被死神追着砍 所以... a death magnet this past year, so...
不 不 但是... No, no, but, uh...
算了 人终有一死嘛 Well, we do all have to go sometime.
等我把地图折起来 Let me just fold up my map.
太好了 还是树 棒极了 Oh, great. More trees. Terrific.
你不喜欢树吗 You don't like trees?
松树 不喜欢 Pine trees, nah.
你知道为什么吗 我闻到松树的昧道 You know what it is? I smell pine and, boom,
就想起糟糕的圣诞节回忆 shitty Christmas memories.
-普鲁斯特式的 -对 Proustian. -Yeah.
对 普鲁斯特式的 Yeah, right. Proustian.
你看看 Check it out!
我叫它魔山 I call it the Magic Mountain.
是不是很棒 Isn't it awesome?
太他妈漂亮了 It's fuckin' gorgeous.
虽然你在情场失意 # Though you failed at love and lost #
悲伤将你的心冻成冰霜 # And sorrow's turned your heart to frost #
我会再一次修补你的心 # I will mend your heart again #
记得小时候的感觉 # Remember the feeling as a child #
当你醒来 在清晨微笑着 # When you woke up and morning smiled #
是时候了 是时候了 是时候了 # It's time, it's time, it's time #
你又有那种感觉了 # You felt like that again #
说不好有多少 # There is just no percentage in #
回忆过去 # Remembering the past #
再次生活 并最终去爱 # To live again and love at last #
和我一起走 留下你的过去 # Come with me, leave your yesterday #
你的昨天已经过去了 # Your yesterday behind #
向你的思想外迈出一大步 # And take a giant step outside your mind #
我永远不要离开魔山 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain.
我永远不要离开魔山 I'm never leaving Magic Mountain!
不要 No!
-女士 拜托 -不 女士 这... Ma'am, please, no. -No, ma'am, it's--
-请住手 -免费的 Please stop. -It's gratis.
小费不是必需的 但总是值得感谢的 Tips not required but always appreciated.
来吧 拜托了 拜托 Here. Please. Please.
Oh.
谢谢 吧 Thank you. Kind of.
我怎么跟你说的 Hey, hey. What did I tell you?
你不能待在这里 You can't be here.
你吓到我的顾客了 You're freaking out the customers.
斯坦 好兄弟 相信我 我在努力了 Stan, my man, believe me, I am trying.
好吧 再来几个挡风玻璃 Okay. Just a couple more windshields,
我就能把这库达开到丹佛了 and I'll be able to get the Cuda to Denver.
你 你可想让我去丹佛了 Now you, you want me in Denver.
我知道你想让我去 I know you do. You want this for me.
如果你20分钟内不走 我就报警了 If you're not out of here in 20 minutes, I'm calling the cops.
你真是男人中的王子 斯坦 Ah, you're a prince among men, Stan.
你是男人中的... You're a prince among--
Ah.
兄弟 你滑倒了 Dude, you fucking wiped.
-哈 -你滑倒了 Huh? -You fucking wiped.
哦对 Yeah. Yeah, I sure did.
天呐 Oh. God.
你没事吧 Are you okay? Oof.
你需要点什么吗 我有艾德维尔 荼普生 You need anything? I got some Advil or Aleve,
也许还有点利多卡因贴片或可待因 maybe a lidocaine patch or codeine,
止疼药 佩奥特碱 Percocet, Peyote.
你要可卡因吗 我去弄点可卡因 You want coke? I can get us some coke.
好了 放松 沙包 Okay, easy, hacky sack.
我只想离开这座狗屁山 Uh, all I want is to get off this shit mountain.
你有车吗 You got a car?
那边 Uh, thatta way.
-太好了 -嗯 油箱空的 It's nice! -Yeah. It's empty.
你要去哪里 Where are you headed?
下到海平面 Sea level.
那敢情好 Love that for you.
所以...如果我给你加满油 你能载我一程吗 So... if I fill you up, will you give me a ride?
真的吗 好啊 For real? Alright.
对了 把我的钱包还给我 Uh, hey, I am just going to need my wallet back.
你可真有意思 You're hilarious.
Ah!
来吧 Come on.
斯坦 好兄弟 Stan, my man.
今天我可是个真正的顾客 I am here as a bona fide customer.
7号 帮我加满 I'm going to need a fill-up on number seven.
这玩意儿贴的到处都是 I've been seeing these everywhere.
-他们有找到这姑娘吗 -没有 They ever find this girl? -No.
这都在这儿贴了10年了 没找着 That thing's been hanging there for ten years, so no.
这是家族姓氏 Family name.
如果你要我刷这张卡 If I run this card,
那你得带她一起走 you're taking her with you.
你再也不会见到我们了 Oh, you will never see us again.
路上平安 伯恩斯坦先生 Have a safe trip, Mr. Bernstein.
那 莫蒂默... So, Mortimer...
你怎么来了狗屁山 what brought you to Shit Mountain?
我滑雪的 就跟着雪来了 I board. So I follow the snow.
但这样的生活不便宜 But that life is not cheap.
所以... So...
那你是义贼了 So kind of a gentleman thief situation.
好吧 Alright.
我也差不多 过流浪生活的 Well, I'm similarly nomadic
不过我没有盗窃癖 minus the kleptomania.
但或许我可以试试 你可以教我 But maybe I should try it. You could give me lessons.
抱歉 我不卖身的 Sorry. I don't do sex stuff.
但我尊重别人的选择 No judgment, though.
靠 这雪真他妈大啊 Man, it is really fuckin' dumping, huh?
不知道是不是该装防滑链了 Wonder if we should put on the chains or something.
不用 Nah.
防滑链就是大型汽车公司的骗局 Chains are a myth by big automotive.
如果开始打滑 那就转向 If you start to skid, just turn into the--
有鹿 Deer!
开什么玩笑 You got to be kidding me.
你应该是要转向 You were supposed to turn into the--
好了 莫蒂 赶紧的 Alright, Morty, come on.
Ahhh!
靠 Shit.
靠 靠 这狗屁山 Shit, shit, Shit Mountain.
-你有手机吗 -什么 没有 You have a phone? -What? No.
我 我隐姓埋名着呢 I'm, I'm off the grid.
我有手机 但没电了 Okay, I have one, but it's dead.
所以如果你这儿没有充电器的话 So if you don't have a charger in here, then...
嗨 这样吧 Hey, you know what?
我留在车里 Why don't I stay in the car?
你可以走回去 去加油站找那兄弟 You can walk back, find that gas station dude.
我知道那儿有拖车 I know they had a tow truck.
真是好主意 莫蒂默 Oh. Great idea, Mortimer.
这主意真是太棒了 Yes, that is a great idea.
我肯定得这么干 I am definitely going to do that.
但你先回答我 莫蒂 Just riddle me this, Morty.
你会偷我的车吗 Are you going to steal my car?
-不会 -鬼扯 No. -Bullshit.
你绝对是打算偷我的车 You are 100 percent going to steal my car.
行 好吧 Okay, fine!
我走回去 找拖车 I'll walk back and get us a tow.
行了吧 Okay?
老天 Geez.
-莫蒂默 -干嘛? Mortimer. -What?
钱包还我 Wallet.
怪小偷 Klepto freak.
莫蒂 Morty.
小心点 Be careful.
莫蒂 你去哪儿了 Alright, Morty, where did you go?
操 Fuck.
嗨 Hey!
这里 帮帮忙 Hey, over here. Help!
我的天 Oh, my God.
这混蛋是真不准备停车 This asshole's really not going to stop.
Ah!
等等 Hold on.
下来 下来 下来 Down, down, down.
嗨 她受伤了 我们这里需要帮助 Hey, she's hurt. I think we need some help.
嗨 Hey.
你是我吗 Are you me?
嗨 坚持住 保持清醒 Hey. Try to stay awake.
我是刚死在狗屁山上了吗 Did I just die on Shit Mountain?
你是在汽车旅馆里 我们在门口发现的你 You're at a motel. We found you by the door.
你知道出什么事了吗 Do you know what happened?
我死了 I'm dead.
我死在狗屁山上了 I died on Shit Mountain.
我一直都是管理员 I've always been the caretaker.
什么? 不是 你没死 What? Uh, no, you're not dead.
你知道发生了什么吗 Do you know what happened?
你好 Hello.
小木头片 Little twiggy friend.
你是哪里来的 Where did you come from?
你能专心一点吗 Hey, can you focus?
你能专心看我吗 Can you focus on me right now?
认真专心先生 Mr. Serious Focus Man.
-是我 对 -你好 That's me. Yes. -Hello.
听着 你受了重伤 Listen, you've been very badly hurt,
但你现在安全了 but you're safe.
我们还在想办法弄清楚出了什么事 We're trying to figure out what happened.
-你还记得什么吗 -对 What do you remember? -Yeah.
嗯 那 好吧... Uh, you see? Uh, okay, uh...
有一头驼鹿 There was moose.
-驼鹿? -驼鹿 Moose? Moose.
在跟我沟通 Communicating.
我想着 And I thought,
他是不是在警告我 is he warning me?
驼鹿的警告 Some kind of a moose warning?
太疯狂了 但他真的有在警告我 That's crazy, though. But he was.
所以你觉得你是被驼鹿袭击了吗 So you think you were attacked by a moose?
不不不 那是雄鹿 No, no, no. That's a stag.
你叫什么名字 Hey, what's your name?
查莉 Charlie. Uh...
抱歉 我这是在哪儿 So sorry, um, where am I.
一家汽车旅馆 我们在外面发现你的 You're at a motel. We found you outside.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Ah! Ah!
操 Oh, fuck!
我的腿 My leg!
老天 我全身都疼 Jesus. Oh, my God, my everything.
你知道自己出了什么事儿吗 Do you know what happened to you?
Yeah. Uh...
我... I was, uh...
加油 好好想想 Come on, think hard.
别逼她 兄弟 Don't press her, dude.
好吧 没事的 Okay. No, it's, it's okay.
嗯...所以... Uh... so...
我在路上 I was on the road,
然后你在那里 and you were there.
迷你版的你 然后 You know, a mini you, uh, and...
我看到了车灯 there were headlights and they were,
直接就冲着我过来了 they were coming right at me.
你记得是什么样的车吗 And do you remember what kind of car it was?
我不记得了 只有车灯 I, I, I don't remember. Just, just lights.
然后我整个身体都感受到了剧烈疼痛 And then, oh, my entire body exploded in pain,
然后我看到了星星 and I saw a bunch of stars.
我往那一束光走的时候 And just as I was headed for the light...
我又变成了孩子 I was a kid again.
回到了阿纳海姆海岸海滩俱乐部 Back at Anaheim Shores Beach Club.
我8岁的夏天我全家一起去的 Uh, my family went there one summer when I was eight.
我恨透那地方了 Oh, I hated that place.
但在我快死的时候 我的脑子去了那里 But in my dying moment, that is where I went.
我真是想不通了 Which is, oh, it's very confusing for me.
因为如果... Because what if...
我的天 Oh, God.
如果那是 What if that was
我这辈子最开心的时刻 该怎么办 the happiest moment of my life?
所以你不记得任何真实的事情了吗 So you don't remember anything real?
嗯... Uh...
我妈妈 my mom,
她给我穿了蓝妹妹连体比基尼 she put me in a Smurfette monokini.
她为什么要这么做 还有 Why would she do that? And, uh...
等一下 你们是什么人 Wait a minute, uh, uh, who are you guys?
-我是吉米 我们是朋友 -我是特雷 Jimmy. We're friends. -Trey.
然后呢 So, what happened next?
然后我... Yeah. Then I...
我在一棵树里醒过来 I woke up in a tree,
因为这鬼地方 'cause God knows you've got nothing
除了树什么都没有 but trees around here.
然后我... And then I...
我用自己的小棍儿划拉出了一条路 I slashed my way out with my stabby stick.
好了 我的手机充到百分之7了 Okay, I'm at, like, seven percent.
但是这儿没有热点 But there's no hotspot,
没有无线网 啥都没有 no Wi-Fi, no nothing.
兄弟 你怎么了 Dude. What happened to you?
莫蒂默·伯恩斯坦 你个狗娘养的 Mortimer Bernstein, you son of a bitch.
那你们俩慢慢聊 We'll let you two catch up.
我差点心脏病发 I almost had a heart attack--
放松 好吗 Just relax. Okay?
她还活着 好吗 所以这是好消息 I mean, she's alive, right? So that's good news.
唯一的好消息就是她这是典型的CRS The only good news is she's got a classic case of CRS.
狗屁都记不起来 Can't Remember Shit.
我们走运的话 她是脑震荡了 With any luck, she's fucking concussed.
-永久性脑损伤 -别这么说 Permanent brain damage. -Don't say that.
怎么 你想被警察问 What, you want to start answering questions
出了什么事儿吗 about what went down?
好吧 听着 现在封路了 Alright, look, the roads are closed.
她们今晚哪儿也去不了了 They're not going anywhere tonight, okay.
我们给她们一间房 留她们到早上 We'll get 'em a room. We'll keep 'em here till morning.
我们? 不行 我什么都不能做 我得回家 We? No, I can't do anything. I got to go home.
不不不 你不能丢下我 No, no, no. You're not bailing on me--
你知道我如果被发现离开家会怎么样吗 Do you know what happens if I get caught outside my house?
谁管你啊 好吗 要是她们报警怎么办 I don't give a shit. Okay. What if they call the cops?
那这儿到处都会是警察 Then we've got police crawling all over.
如果被他们找到那地方怎么办 And what if they find the spot?
他们找不到那地方的 They can find the spot.
所以才叫那地方 That's why it's the spot.
-但如果 -你他妈给我闭嘴 But what if. - Shut the fuck up.
你要报警是吧 You wanna call the cops?
那就报警 Let's call the cops.
电话线断了 Phone lines are down.
嗨 Hey!
你好 我们这里是迪尔菲尔德汽车旅馆 Hey, we're having an emergency
现在出了点紧急情况 down at the Deerfield Motel.
能帮我们接警局吗 Can you please put me through to the police station?
不不不 别报警 No. No cops. No cops.
嗯 Uh...
现在风雪这么大 他们肯定忙着 just with the storm, they're probably so busy
铲雪之类的 with the snow plows and the snow things.
对 你说的有道理 Yeah, you're probably right.
现在封路了 他们可能 I don't think they could even get through
人都过不来 with the roads closed.
对 我看到一群人 Yeah, I saw a bunch of guys
封了去丹佛的路 shutting down the road to Denver.
路况真的很糟糕 It is bad.
你为什么要开着我的车去丹佛 Why were you driving my car to Denver?
找你啊 To look for you.
傻 Silly.
你偷了我的车吗 You stole my car?
你真他妈是个奇怪嬉皮小贼 Man, you fucking klepto hippie freak.
行了 真没必要闹大 Okay, you don't need to get weird about it.
莫蒂 你看着我的眼睛 Morty, look me in the eyes.
是不是你或者你的同伙撞了我 Did you or any of your associates run me over
好偷我的车 so you could steal my car?
没有 No.
那好 Alright.
老天 钱包还我 Oh, man. Wallet.
小姐们 离这里最近的诊所也在山口那边的雅芳 Ladies, the closest clinic is in Avon over the pass.
我觉得今晚送你过去太危险了 I think it's too dangerous to get you there tonight.
所以这样吧 吉米给你开间房 So how about this? Jimmy sets you up with a room.
你清理一下你的腿 休息一下 You clean up that leg, get some rest.
免费吗 Gratis?
免费 Gratis.
咱们等明天早上再说 Yeah. Let's figure this all out in the morning
-你能走吗 -大概可以 Can you walk? -Uh, yeah, probably.
我操 真他妈疼 Bea Arthur, that fucking hurts.
等等 我给你做个夹板 Wait, wait, I can make a splint.
我老做这个 I do this all the time.
只需要一根棍子 I just need a stick
然后对半 and make it half the size--
别别 那是古董 No, no, that's an antique.
我再给你买个古董 I'll buy you another antique.
别急 二位 用我的小棍儿就可以了 Uh, guys, be cool. We can just use my stabby stick.
在哪儿呢 Where is it? It's, uh,
那玩意儿应该 it's actually exactly
尺寸正好 所以 the perfect size, so...
莫蒂默 你他妈搞什么 Mortimer! Fuck in the fuck?
这不是棍 That is not a stick.
对 那是根骨头 Yeah, that's a bone.
你这从哪儿弄来的 Where'd you get that thing?
我也不知道 我醒过来的地方吧 I don't know, the, uh, the place I woke up,
树林里的树里头 in the tree thing out in the woods.
外面可满世界都是动物的骨头 You know, there's animal bones everywhere out there.
不可能 兄弟 No way, dude.
这是人骨头 That is a person bone.
恭喜 那你找到化石了 Congratulations. Because I think you found a fossil.
旧石器时代的吧 That's like Paleolithic or something.
洞穴人类的吗 From a caveman?
有可能啊 Could be.
不 这骨头没那么老 No, that bone's not old.
上面还有金属销钉 It's got metal pins in it.
那是手术留下的吧 So that's surgical, right?
我靠 我知道这是什么 Whoa! I know what this is.
怎么 突然都变骨科专家啦 What? We're all suddenly bone-ologists here?
我兄弟涡轮之前在U字形滑道出过严重的意外 My bud Turbo had a gnarly half-pipe crash,
他们给他做了手术 往他腿上打了销钉 and they did surgery and put pins in his legs.
他给我看了X光片 看上去跟这个 And he showed me the x-rays, and they looked just...
一模一样 like that.
莫蒂 你跟我在斯坦那里 Morty, uh, you and me, at Stan's,
看到的那张失踪的滑雪女孩的告示 that sign with the snowboarding girl who went missing,
这儿到处都是的那个 你还记得吧 the one you see all over town, right?
好熟悉 This does sound familiar.
因为你就在那里 Well, yes, because you were there.
拜托 公交车站 汉堡王 Come on, bus stops, Burger Kings,
哪儿哪儿都是 everywhere you go, you see that,
带脸的传单 that flier with their face on it.
你俩知道我在说什么吧 Uh, you guys know what I'm talking about, right?
她名字很上囗 杰基·杰兹还是克劳迪娅 She's got a catchy name. Like Jackie Jazz or Claudia.
你们这旅馆 Oh, the, the hotel must have
肯定有找失踪人口的传单吧 one of those missing posters, right?
-没有 -鬼扯 No. -Bullshit.
你为什么要说谎 Why would you lie about that?
我知道为什么 I know exactly why.
因为找到她有奖金 7万5 Because there was a reward, $75,000.
看吧 我记得 See, I do remember.
你真敏锐 莫蒂 That's very sharp of you, Morty.
而我们的吉米宝在说谎 是因为 And Jimbo here is lying because he wants
他想独占奖金 the reward all to himself.
搞什么啊 兄弟 What the fuck, dude?
老天 行吧 我这儿是有 Jesus. Yes, I have one.
你看 莫蒂 你跟我想的一样吗 Hey, look, Morty, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-7万5 -我们找到克洛伊·琼斯了 75K. - We found Chloe Jones.
不是 你们说这根骨头是姑娘的 Hey, the chances that it's this girl,
这概率也太小了吧 I mean, what are we even talking about here?
而且不管我们要做什么 都得等明天早上了 And we still can't do anything about it until tomorrow morning.
吉米 你去把房间准备好 今天旅馆是空的 Jimmy, get the rooms ready. The motel's empty.
我们给你们安排最好的房 We're going to give you the best rooms in the place.
虽然这儿哪间都一样 They're exactly the same as all the other rooms.
吉米 Jimmy.
快点 Come on.
-莫蒂默 -等一下 Morty. -Hang on a sec.
莫蒂默 你能不能先别偷了 听我说 Morty, w-would you stop stealing for one second and listen to me?
-怎么了 -你阅历那么丰富 What? -Well, you're a woman of the world.
肯定不是只有我 I mean, I can't be the only one getting bad mojo
感觉这儿不对劲吧 around here, right?
这些人想把我们送去房间里 Now, these guys want to put us in a room.
这就是第二个地方了 朋友 Well, that is a second location, my friend.
-所以呢 -我有非常严格的原则 So? -I've got a very strict
绝对不让男的带我去第二个地方 never let dudes take you to a second location policy.
这原则特管用 Served me quite well.
不至于吧 I don't know.
这整间旅馆 I'm pretty sure the whole motel counts
不就一个地方吗 as one location.
而且那个穿运动服的愤怒老哥还挺帅的 Besides, the angry one in the sweatsuit's kind of hot.
好吧 但他戴着脚踝监视器 Okay, well, he's, he's wearing an ankle monitor,
我觉得这绝对值得警惕 so that's kind of a major red flag.
是吗 靠 Oh, yeah? Ooh.
莫蒂 Morty.
那些玩意儿就是给请得起律师的有钱人 I'm just saying, those things are mostly for rich guys
犯下轻罪的时候用的 that have lawyers and do, like, light crimes.
轻罪 好极了 Light crimes. Oh, very good. Okay.
你俩真是天生一对 我们婚礼见吧 盖茨比 You guys make a terrific couple. I'll see you at the wedding, Gatsby.
不管他帅不帅 我们都绝对不会 Hot or not, there's no way we're sharing
跟他们俩分享奖金的 that reward money with those brodinskis.
要不是我 我们都不知道 We wouldn't even know it was a bone
那是根骨头 if it weren't for me.
对 你的贡献巨大 Ah, yes. Your contributions have been manifold.
而且那个骨头是你发现的 And you are the one who found it
因为有人准备让你自生自灭 because you were left for dead.
这也是有意义的 That's not nothing.
你说的对 确实是有意义的 No, you're right. That's not nothing.
甚至有点奇怪吧 In fact, it's odd, huh?
什么 What? Well,
我差点死了 然后被扔到另一具尸仲旁边 what are the chances of me almost dying
你说这可能性有多大 and then getting dumped right next to another body?
-你说统计学上吗 -不 等等 Statistically? -No, wait.
我不是被丢在那儿的 I wasn't dumped.
我醒过来的时候所在的那个树里 那个地方很难找 That weird tree thing that I woke up in, it's hard to find.
你肯定得知道那里能塞下人 You'd have to know it was there.
也就是说 So that means...
在路上撞了我 把我塞进那里的人 whoever hit me in the road and stuck me there,
也是把克洛伊·琼斯埋在那里的人 they also maybe buried Chloe Jones.
对 我10分钟之前就想通了 Yeah, I figured that out ten minutes ago.
但是肇事逃逸的问题就是 人已经逃了 But the thing with a hit-and-run is they probably ran.
逃哪儿去 这儿路封了 Ran where? The roads are closed.
没地方跑啊 电话给我 There is nowhere to run. Give me the phone.
你得先保证 我们平分奖金 Only if you promise we split the reward.
行行行你赢了 电话给我 Yeah, y-y-you win. Give me the phone.
听着 我要用你的名义上报 Look, I'm calling this in under your name,
假设那是你的名字 you know, assuming that you have one.
我靠 这电话不通 Holy shit. This line is dead.
那俩人应该没报警 I don't think these guys called the cops.
-他们为什么要这么做 -我不知道 Why would they do that? -Oh, I don't know,
但我现在实在没什么心情猜 but I'm not really in a speculating mood right now.
-我们得走了 -不拿到那笔奖金 We need to go. -I am not going anywhere
我是不会走的 without getting that reward.
莫蒂 我们现在就得走 Morty, we need to go now!
行吧 Fine.
但你伤得很重 我背不动你 But you're really messed up, and I can't carry you.
你需要纱布和止痛药 You need, like, gauze and meds.
或许你车里有急救箱 Maybe there's some first aid shit in your trunk.
等下 你为什么要翻我车 Wait, why were you going through my trunk?
-我马上回来 -鬼扯 莫蒂 I'll be right back. -Bullshit, Morty.
去你妈的 伯恩斯坦 God damn you, Bernstein.
怎么能这么倒霉啊 我操 What are the fucking odds, man?
我都不该在这儿 I'm not even supposed to be here.
是你联系的我 Yeah, well, you called me.
现在她们要为了那么点钱 Now they're going to call the cops
去报警了 for some pissant reward?
对大部分人来说 特雷 You know, for most people, Trey,
7万5不是小钱 75 grand is real money.
行了 工人阶级的英雄 Okay, working-class hero,
我知道 对她们来说是大钱 I get it, it's real money for them.
那你为什么不拿钱出来呢 Then why don't you open your wallet, huh?
翻倍给钱让她们闭嘴 Double the reward if they keep their mouth shut.
收买她们 你不一直这么干的吗 Pay 'em off. That's what you do, right?
老天 别说得好像你没收钱一样 My God, it's not like you didn't take the money!
你是收了我的钱 没错吧 Because you did, didn't you?
现在你开始假装好人了 Now you're trying to play all wounded
过了10年开始指责我了 and throw that back in my face ten years later.
听着 我们只需要熬过今晚就可以了 好吗 Look, we just need to get through the night, okay.
她们会走的 你也听到了 她们不想惹上警察 They'll leave. You heard them. They don't want fucking cops.
那两个小妞本身就可疑得要死 Those chicks are shady as hell.
你也懂的吧 或许这对我们有利 Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe that works in our favour.
我是想说 你不知道她们会做出什么事 I'm saying they're unpredictable.
或许我们可以处理掉她们 Maybe we just take care of them.
别逼我问你他妈什么意思 Don't make me ask what the fuck that means.
你可以收买她们的 They can be handled.
如果你担心她们会走漏消息 If you're worried they're going to bolt,
我可以给她们下点安眠药 好吧 I've got some blues I can slip 'em, alright?
让她们好好睡上一觉 Give 'em a good night's sleep
再给她们钱 and then pay 'em.
然后再也不见 And they're gone.
好的 Okay.
但你最好是对的 But you better be right.
我现在最不需要的就是 Last thing I need is another chick
再来个疯婆子针对我 going crazy on me right now.
搞什么 我靠 What the fuck? What?
还可以收买呢是吧 They can be handled?
你直觉真他妈准啊 Great instincts, bro.
靠 Oh, shit.
克洛伊 Chloe.
中大奖了 Ka-ching.
Oh.
这是你掉的吗 You lose this?
我只是想来看看你怎么样了 但 I was just coming to check on you but...
看来你完全可以照顾好自己 looks like you're taking pretty good care of yourself.
我一直如此 I always do.
不如你先放下枪吧 Why don't you, uh, lower that gun
避免有人受伤 before someone gets hurt?
受伤 Hurt?
这机会已经过去了 特雷 Seems like that bird has flown, Trey.
那里头可伤了不少人 That's a lot of hurt in there.
听着 我不知道你觉得到底是怎么回事 Look, I don't know what you think's going on.
我觉得我发现了一个神经病混蛋 I think I just caught the psychopathic asshole
在路上撞了我朋友还试图把她埋在树里 who hit my friend in the road and buried them in a tree.
-冷静一点 -还蠢到 Calm down. And was dumb enough to do it
穿着雪地里最蠢的鞋动手 in the stupidest shoes to wear in the snow.
真的是有史以来最蠢 Ever.
对 你蠢到把你的鞋印留在案发现场了 Yeah, you left your dipshit footprints at a crime scene.
超恐怖的案发现场 And it was a gnarly crime scene.
里面那个是克洛伊·琼斯 That's Chloe Jones in there.
再加上你脚踝上的监视器 So between this and the LoJack on your ankle,
我觉得你应该负担不起这事儿被揭出来的后果 特雷 I'm starting to think you've got quite a lot to lose here, Trey.
告诉我你想要什么 Tell me what you want.
这是你整晚说的第一句聪明话 That was the first smart thing you've said all night.
过来 你个小混蛋 Come on, you little bastard.
开什么玩笑 Augh. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
好了 Okay.
Aah!
老天 Jesus.
你朋友呢 Oh. Where's your friend?
她去车上拿东西了 Uh, she's getting something from the car.
那她忘拿你的钥匙了 Well, she forgot your keys.
是啊 Yeah.
所以你认识克洛伊·琼斯吗 So you knew Chloe Jones?
原来就是你 So you're the guy.
什么就是我 The guy?
在一辆车上花了30万 The guy who drops 300K on a car
就为了向全世界证明自己多厉害 just to show the world what a big dick he has.
是我没错 Guilty.
我给你解释一下 要给你的这是什么 Just so you understand what you're getting here,
这是一辆兰博基尼·乌鲁斯 this is a Lamborghini Urus.
是尤鲁斯 双涡轮V8引擎 石墨胶囊车型 Urus. Twin-turbo V-8, graphite capsule,
美国只有几百辆 only a few hundred in the US.
我不只会偷钱包 I don't just steal wallets.
我为自己的工作骄傲 I take pride in my work.
虽然我还没偷过这么好的车 Not that I've ever boosted a ride as sweet as this one.
比外面那辆破车强吧 Little better than the junker out front, huh?
那确实 Got that right.
靠 Damn.
真是你撞了她 You really hit her.
你有什么意见吗 That going to be a problem?
小外伤而已 Just cosmetic damage.
你真是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
但你自己也清楚 But you already knew that.
-那成交吗 -成交 Do we have a deal? -Yeah, we have a deal.
但如果你打算我一上路 But if you're thinking about calling the cops
就报警 as soon as I hit the road,
别忘了我知道你 don't forget that I know all about
那个小秘密洞穴 your little hidey-hole.
手机里还满是照片 And I got a phone full of photos.
是啊 Yeah.
特雷和克洛伊关系很亲密 Trey was the one who was tight with Chloe.
他们之间分分合合的 They had this on-again, off-again thing.
但是 有时候我们会一起出去玩 But... sometimes we all hung out.
Huh.
跟她一起特有意思 It was fun being around her.
她总是精力充沛 You know, she had an energy.
我很想她 I miss her.
抱歉 I'm sorry. Uh...
看起来她滑雪 Yeah, it seems like she was kind of a big deal
好像挺厉害的哈 with the snowboarding.
小镇英雄是吧 Sort of a real small-town hero, huh?
大家都以为她会去参加奥运会呢 Everyone thought she was going to go to the Olympics.
然后 她就消失了 Then... she just vanished.
人们议论纷纷 说她 People talked, pressure got to her.
作为一个天才压力太大了 所以就离家出走了 Being the golden child, she skipped town.
很多说法 There was a lot of talk.
-你看上去不太好 -是啊 You're not looking so hot. -Yeah...
把这药吃了吧 布洛芬 You should take these. It's ibuprofen.
先吃两颗 I'd start with two.
行 谢了 Yeah. Thanks.
所以你觉得被埋的就是她吗 So you think that's her out there?
我不想考虑这事 I don't want to think about it.
是啊 我是说我 Right. I mean, I--
我 我脑子里总是挥之不去 Me, I just, I can't get over
那些巧合 the coincidence, you know, uh--
比如说 你认为有可能是同一个人吗 Like, do you think that maybe the same guy--
我刚说什么来着 What did I just say?
我不愿意去想 I can't think about it, you know.
这太痛苦了 It's too hard.
对我来说 这不是什么 You know, this isn't a cold case mystery
未结的悬案 for me or some bullshit.
这是我永远忘不掉的痛 It never fucking goes away.
有人能忘掉吗 Does it ever go away?
我真希望我 I wish I'd...
我当时能保护她 I'd have protected her from...
不管我 whatever I...
我希望我当时能坚强点 I wish I'd have been strong like that.
兄弟 我 抱歉 Man, I-I'm sorry.
我 我刚刚进入了自己的一种状态 I, I just started snapping into this mode I have and...
说实话 这地方真是够糟糕的 You know, it's, it's been pretty messed up here,
在这里待着很难受 to tell you the truth.
我喜欢有阳光的地方 I generally live in the sunshine.
但是今年 But this year,
让我觉得身心俱疲 I mean, it has eroded me, you know.
就好像 好像 It's just... Jesus, like...
我活在黑暗之中 It's been pretty dark, actually, you know.
我觉得哪里都不安全 It's hard to feel safe and, uh...
总之吧 Anyway.
听我说 我 我很抱歉 Look, I-I'm sorry. I...
今晚我不会让你出任何事的 I'm not going to let anything happen to you tonight.
你相信我吧 You believe me, right?
是的 Yeah.
我信 Yeah, I do.
跟你说吧 吉米 到最后 Tell you what, Jimmy, end of the day,
我真正想做的就是 all I really want to do
离开这个破山里 is get off this shit mountain.
阿纳海姆海岸 Anaheim Shores...
普鲁斯特效应 Proustian.
-你没事吧 -这里面是啥 You okay? What the hell is in this?
靠 是特雷的椰子朗姆酒 Oh, shit. Oh, that's Trey's coconut rum.
他特别喜欢喝那个 抱歉了 稍等一下 He fucking loves that shit. Sorry about that. Hold up.
我 我觉得我就 You know, I, uh, I think I'm just going to...
去找到莫蒂 ow, find Morty
然后 离开这里 and, uh, get, get out of here.
太强力了 Strong...
这布洛芬 ibuprofen.
再见了 莫蒂 Au revoir, Morty.
我的天 Oh, Jesus Christ.
布洛芬个屁 Ibuprofen, my ass.
-那姑娘怎么了 -别担心 好着呢 What happened to the girl? -Don't worry about it. We're good.
不是 伙计 你看上去糟透了 No, dude. You look like shit.
是 因为我一直在努力解决问题 Yeah, because I was busy fixing our problem.
又一次救了你 不用谢我了 Saving you again. You're welcome.
特雷 你对她做了什么 Trey, what did you do to her?
对所有人来说 It's not going to be a problem
都不成问题了 for us anymore, okay.
靠 莫蒂 对不起 Oh, fuck, Morty, I'm sorry.
-我的天 -没人会找她的 Oh, my God. -No one is going to miss this girl.
-好吗 没人 -我们本来可以 Okay? Nobody. -We all could have--
草泥马 我靠的 Fuck you, guys. Fuck you.
你做太过分了伙计 You took this way too far, man.
我发现她要偷我的车 I caught her trying to steal my car.
-明白吗 -少扯了 Okay? -Bullshit.
她打算去报警 She was gonna go to the cops.
我这么做都是为了救你 I did what I had to do to save your sorry ass.
-救我 -对 To save me? -Yeah.
我可没想让你这么做 I didn't want any of this.
行吧 我还不想把价值30万的车毁了呢 Yeah, well, I didn't want to crash my 300K car
就因为又一个疯女人缠上我 because some chick's going crazy on me again.
这是你今晚第二次说这话了 That's the second time you say that tonight.
说什么 Say what?
说有疯女人缠上你 Some other chick going crazy on you.
你是 你是在说克洛伊吗 Are you-- Are you talking about Chloe?
我操 你认真的吗 Fucking shit. Are you serious?
-现在是讨论这事的时候吗 -是吗 特雷 特雷 We're gonna talk about this right now? -Was it, Trey? Trey.
-又来了 -你做了什么 Here we go. -What did you do?
-等会 你听见了吗 -靠 Hold on. Do you hear that? -Shit.
-行了 别改变话题 -你他妈闭嘴 听着 No. Don't change the-- -Shut the fuck up. Listen.
搞定 Gotcha.
Ah!
靠 Oh. Oh, shit.
我以为你睡过去了呢 I thought you were asleep.
你还以为我死了呢 对吧 Uh, well, you also thought I was dead, right?
所以我总是给你意外惊喜 对吧 So I guess this is a thing I do now.
-你本该老实点的 -特雷 You should have stayed down. Trey.
你他妈把我撞成这样的 Man, you fucking ran me over.
-别激动 -不管他怎么跟你说的 Chill out. -Look, whatever he told you,
他都是在撒谎 he is lying, okay.
-是他杀了克洛伊 -行了 He killed Chloe... - Okay.
-现在他又故技重施 -我们得把她弄出去 ...and now he's doing it again. -We need to get her outside.
他把你丢在这里 让你干脏活 He's just going to leave you here to do his dirty work,
然后他自己就跑了 and then he's going to bail.
把你丢在这闹鬼的驼鹿小屋 Just leave you in this haunted moose lodge,
哪都能看到克洛伊 seeing Chloe everywhere you look.
你是想 Are you trying to play us
挑拨离间吗 against each other?
我们都是多少年的朋友了 We've been friends for years.
鬼扯吧 Bullshit. Okay.
吉米 是他杀了她 你明白吗 Jimmy, he killed her. You understand?
-他杀了克洛伊 -我的天 你个婊子 He killed Chloe. -Oh, my God, you bitch!
真够可悲的 是不是 This is pathetic, right?
特雷 你那话什么意思 Trey, what did you mean?
什么话 What?
"又一个疯女人缠上你" 这话什么意思 "Another chick going crazy on you." What did you mean?
别听她瞎嘞嘞 兄弟 Don't let her get inside your head right now, man.
是克洛伊啊 It's just, Chloe.
克洛伊 Chloe.
她也对你发疯了吗 Did she go crazy on you?
-伙计 -你说她是出了事故 Dude-- -You said she had an accident.
吃了我卖给你的可卡因后反应不良 她摔了下去 A bad reaction to the coke I sold you, that she fell.
就是这么回事啊 她自己掉下去的 That is what happened. She fell.
不是 鬼扯 No, that is bullshit.
你打她了吗 Did you hit her?
-你推她下去的是吗 -不是 Did you push her? - No!
鬼扯 Bullshit!
这又有什么重要的 Okay, none of this matters!
我们当时还是孩子啊 We were kids.
我是说 谁在乎啊 I mean, who cares?
吉米 我们认识多久了 Jimmy, how long have we known each other?
想想我们一起经历了多少事 Think about everything we've been through.
你一直就像我大哥一样 Man, you were always like my big brother.
你一直在保护我 现在我可以还你人情了 You're my protector. And now I can return the favour.
你想摆脱这一切吗 我可以帮你 You want out of all this? I can get you out.
吉米 - Jimmy--
不管你想要什么 Whatever you want.
我们再解决掉最后这个麻烦就行了 We just got to do this one last thing.
吉米 求你了 Jimmy, please.
Alright.
这才是我兄弟 There he is.
把她弄外面去吧 这样更干净 Let's get her outside. It's cleaner that way.
不行 No.
得了 我们就 Okay. Come on. Let's just get--
退后 Back up, man.
让开 Get out of my way.
-你毁了我的生活 -我毁了你的生活 You ruined my life. - I ruined your life?
我是你生命中唯一一件好事 I was the only good thing you had going.
你当时就是个废物 就跟你现在一样 You were a loser then, just like you're a loser now.
看看你 还困在这破地方 Look at you, still stuck in this shithole?
我告诉你个秘密吧 Let me tell you a secret.
你也只能永远留在这里了 This is where you were always going to be.
也许吧 Maybe.
但至少我不会再做你的跟班了 But at least I'm done being your bitch.
噢 Oh!
这他妈才是真男人 That is how you fuckin' do it!
喔 Woo!
早啊 特雷 Morning, Trey,
我是你亲切的 It's your friendly neighbourhood
区域假释官 parole officer.
马上来 Be right there.
好了伙计 赶紧的 Alright, man, hurry up.
外面冷着呢 It's cold out here.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
今早 科罗拉多居民 This morning, Colorado residents
在长达十年的搜索后 who were in a decade-long search...
Ah.
依据一位假释官 ...responding to a tip
提供的线索 from a parole officer...
成机械战警了 Robocop.
在迪尔菲尔德汽车旅馆地界内 ...on the property of the Deerfield Motel.
警方确认了残骸是 Authorities have confirmed that the remains belong
失踪已久的滑雪天才 to long-missing snowboarding phenom
克洛伊·琼斯 Chloe Jones.
让人不可思议的是 琼斯的遗骸 In a bizarre twist, Jones was discovered alongside
附近还有另外两具刚刚被害的尸体 two more recent slayings.
本地人詹姆斯·席尔瓦 A local, James Silva, was found dead
和一名叫做查莉·凯尔的流浪者同时死亡 along with a drifter named Charlie Kale,
她的尸体和身份证明 whose body and identification was found
在该地附近的一辆失事车辆中被发现 in a wrecked vehicle near the property.
-莫蒂默 -警察认为这两人 Mortimer? -They're both believed
均是被一个富有的假释犯 to be victims of a wealthy parolee,
特雷·尼尔森所杀 Trey Nelson.
想了解更多细节 Stay tuned for more
请不要走开 on this developing story.
现在我们将转向当地政治新闻 And now we turn to county politics
一场有关雪地摩托的公民投票... where a referendum on snowmobiling has...
我死了 I'm dead.
我的天哪 Holy God almighty.
我死了 I'm dead.
结束了 我们找到她了 It's over. We got her.
现在我只需知道该挖多深的坑合适 All I need to know is how deep to dig the hole.
我感觉好蠢 # I feel stupid #
好没用 # I feel useless #
好像疯癫 # I feel insane #
没有权势 # I feel toothless #
你好无情 # Man, you're ruthless #
哦 是的 # Aw yeah #
我去爱的小屋 # I go to Loving Hut #
我理了发 # I get my hair cut #
我感觉依然 # I feel the same #
我觉得恶心 # I feel putrid #
我渐渐习惯了它 # I'm getting used to it #
在那些日子 # These days #