(平静的音乐) (calm music)
(欢快的音乐) (upbeat music)
(婴儿哭) (babies crying)
彭南特夫人! Mrs. Pennant!
怎么了，保姆? What is it, Nanny?
请你上来照看一下你的孩子好吗? Will you kindly come up and deal with your child?
他不肯从浴室里出来。 He refuses to come out of his bath.
哦,保姆。你应付不了吗? Oh, Nanny. Can't you cope?
不，我不能。他让我的伊丽莎白心烦意乱。 No, I can't. He's upsetting my Elizabeth.
(婴儿继续哭闹) (babies continue crying)
罗德尼，你一定要来 Rodney, you'll have to come
对瓦伦丁做点什么。 and do something about Valentine.
什么? What?
罗德尼，瓦伦丁不肯出来洗澡， Rodney, Valentine won't come out of his bath,
保姆气坏了。 and Nanny's absolutely furious.
真的吗，萨宾娜。 Oh, really Sabina.
这样可以省去一点麻烦， It would save a little trouble,
如果你亲自给小瓦伦丁洗澡 if you'd bath little Valentine yourself.
帮谁省了不少麻烦? Save who a lot of trouble?
每一个人。 Everybody.
毕竟，她是玛丽的保姆，不是我们的。 After all, she's Mary's nanny, not ours.
你不应该让她为你做事。 You shouldn't ask her to do things for you.
这样她就不能抱怨了。 Then she wouldn't be able to grumble.
(嘘声) (shushing)
你把浴缸拿出来好吗? Will you come out with that bath?
不，我不会。(笑着说) No, I won't. (laughing)
可怕的小男孩。 Horrid little boy.
我很抱歉，保姆。 I'm so sorry, Nanny.
以后我只能自己给他洗澡了，就这样。 In future I'll just have to bath him myself, that's all.
有时我很愿意帮助你。 I'm very willing to help you on occasion.
但你得管教孩子。 But you would have to discipline the child.
没关系，亲爱的。 That's all right, darling.
怎么样，年轻人? Well, young man?
我不去，我不去。 I won't, I won't go.
快从浴缸里出来，免得我生气。 Come out of that bath, before I get cross.
不。 No.
你为什么不直接去接他? Why don't you just pick him up?
你试一试。 You try.
(笑着说)情人节 (Valentine laughing)
你看到了什么? You see?
哦,亲爱的。你很聪明。 Oh, darling. You are clever.
为什么你们就不能偶尔独立思考一下呢? Why can't you think for yourselves occasionally?
玛丽小姐付我钱不是为了你，彭南特夫人。 Miss Mary's not paying me for you, Mrs. Pennant.
我怎么做呢? How do I do that?
你干嘛不顺便把她淹死? Hey, why don't you drowned her while you're about it?
现在。 Now.
(婴儿继续哭闹) (babies continue crying)
(军乐队音乐) (marching band music)
(电话响了) (phone ringing)
(家具砸了)(电话继续响) (furniture crashing) (phone continues ringing)
你好!你找谁? Hello! Who do you want?
哦。对不起，玛丽。 Oh. I'm sorry, Mary.
我今晚一直被打扰。 I've had nothing but interruptions this evening.
没错，我的儿子，你的女儿， That's right, my son, your daughter,
保姆，萨宾娜，现在是男孩乐队。 Nanny, Sabina, and now a boys bugle band.
很抱歉又打断你了。 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you again.
但我想提醒萨宾娜，保姆的茶。 But I wanted to remind Sabina about Nanny's tea.
这个星期她向我抱怨了两次 Twice this week she's complained to me
她得自己去弄。 she's had to get it herself.
我不明白萨宾娜为什么要伺候那个老 I don't see why Sabina should wait on the old-
-罗德尼。她确实帮了瓦伦丁的忙。 - Now, Rodney. She does help with Valentine, you know.
罗德尼，我知道。 Rodney, I know.
我只是想再找一个。 But just to try and find another one.
(笑着说) (laughing)
好吧。 All right.
如果布鲁斯先到家 Ooh, if Bruce gets home first,
告诉他我不会迟到的，好吗? tell him I won't be late, will you?
再见。 Goodbye.
再见,是的。再见。 Goodbye, yes. Goodbye.
让我成为一个好孩子。 Make me a good boy.
祝福爸爸妈妈。 Bless Mommy and Daddy.
保佑保姆。 Bless Nanny.
不! No!
走吧，善良的小男孩。保佑保姆。 Go on now, kind little boy. Bless Nanny.
不。 No.
(保姆气呼呼地说) (Nanny huffs)
(笑着说) (laughing)
-你真坏。-你真坏。 - You're a wicked one. - You're a wicked one.
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
罗德尼，你把我干净的东西打翻了吗? Rodney, did you knock my clean things over?
我没有。 I did not.
它们在燃烧。 They were burning.
我过去搬它们，它们就倒了。 I went across to move them, and they fell over.
那你为什么不去捡呢? Well, why didn't you pick them up?
我没有时间做你的工作，也没有时间做我自己的工作。 I haven't time to do your work, as well as my own.
哦,亲爱的。我知道这对你来说很难。 Oh, darling. I know it's difficult for you.
但别忘了，要不是玛丽和布鲁斯收留了我们， But don't forget, if Mary and Bruce hadn't taken us in,
我们还在找地方住呢。 we'd still be looking for somewhere to live.
你管这叫生活? You call this living?
(茶壶声) (tea kettle whistling)
水壶! The kettle!
嘿，关门! Hey, close the door!
怎么了，亲爱的? What's the matter, darling?
在这种氛围下不可能有创造力， It's impossible to be creative in this atmosphere,
水壶吹口哨，饮水机吹口哨。 what with whistling kettles, and whistling draughts.
好吧，至少是吹口哨 Well, at least the whistling draughts
不会再打扰你了。 won't bother you anymore.
我找到了一个屏幕。 I found a screen.
我敢说你一定花了大价钱买的。 I bet you had to pay through the nose for it.
什么都不用付。我借的。 Haven't got to pay for anything. I borrowed it.
从谁? Who from?
胜利者。 Victor.
哦。 Oh.
为什么你说哦，像这样? Why do you say oh, like that?
哦，对不起。我应该说，哦。 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said, oh.
你对维克多的看法太幼稚了。 You're being extremely childish about Victor.
他对我们很好。 He's been very kind to us.
你是说对你很好。 Very kind to you, you mean.
不管怎样，他有三个屏幕，而他只用了两个。 Well, anyway he's got three screens and he only uses two.
所以他说我可以用另一个。 So he said I could have the other one.
有那么多屏幕，真恶心。 That's disgusting, having all those screens.
什么意思? What do you mean?
只是个爱调情的家伙 Well, only a flirty sort of fellow
会有三个屏幕。 would have three screens.
别傻了。 Don't be absurd.
我的天啊。我忘了给保姆沏茶了。 Oh my goodness. I've forgotten to put out Nanny's tea.
我很抱歉，保姆。 I'm so sorry, Nanny.
没关系，夫人。 It's quite all right, madam.
哦亲爱的。恐怕有人在烤鸡旁边。 Oh dear. Somebody's been at the chicken I'm afraid.
只剩一条腿了。 There's only one leg left.
一条腿就可以了，夫人。 A leg will do nicely, madam.
我来帮你做沙拉。 Let me help you with your salad.
谢谢您，夫人。 Thank you, madam.
(萨比娜咆哮) (Sabina growling)
(铁砰的一声) (iron slams down)
(铁第二次砰的一声) (iron slams a second time)
怎么了，亲爱的?没有灵感? What's the matter, darling? No inspiration?
这样不行，萨宾娜。 It's no good, Sabina.
我没法和你一起工作，你穿衣服，熨衣服。 I can't work with you fitting in and out, and ironing.
我不明白为什么熨衣服会打扰你。 Well, I don't see why ironing should disturb you.
(铁砰的一声) (iron slams down)
它一点声音都没有，是吗? It doesn't make any noise, does it?
每次你 It makes a clatter every time you
把它放在那个该死的小铁器上。 put it on that damn little iron thing.
好了，罗德尼。 All right, Rodney.
我会悄悄地把它放下，我保证你不会听到。 I'll put it down so quietly, I promise you won't hear it.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
现在又怎么了? Well, what's the matter now?
现在我要仔细听，看看能不能听到。 Now I shall be listening to see if I can hear it.
很好。 Very well.
我把剩下的衣服留到明天熨， I'll leave the rest of the ironing till tomorrow,
去卧室坐起来。 and go and sit up in the bedroom.
萨比娜。 Sabina.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我知道我现在很暴躁，但这只是其中的一天。 I know I'm being irritable, but it's just one of those days.
我知道，亲爱的。 I know, darling.
我不能工作又不是你的错。 It's not your fault I can't work.
我只是没心情。 I'm just not in the mood.
我知道了。 I know what.
什么? What?
你要完全放松一会儿。 You're going to relax completely for a bit.
哦，我知道，亲爱的。 Oh, I know darling.
但我真的想继续工作。 But I really want to get on with my work.
不，你要躺在这里， No, you're going to lie down here,
把工作放一放。 and let the work go for a bit.
谁来修我的打字机? Well, who's gonna mend my typewriter?
不用管你的打字机。 Nevermind about your typewriter.
现在，双手交叉。 And now, cross your hands.
你放松了吗? You relaxed yet?
嗯，不完全是。 Well, not completely.
那是因为你还在思考。 That's because you're still thinking.
试着让你的大脑一片空白。 Try and make your mind a blank.
让我的大脑一片空白? Make my mind a blank?
是的，什么都不要想。 Yes, don't think about anything at all.
哦，我想我可能做不到。 Oh, I don't think I can possibly do that.
好吧，如果你一定要这么想， Well, very well if you must think,
想一些令人愉快和舒缓的事情，比如 think about something pleasant and soothing, like
夏日的一天，一只小船沿着溪流缓缓漂流， a boat drifting slowly down the stream on a Summer day,
或者牛群在茂盛的草地上吃草。 or cattle grazing in a lush meadow.
你喜欢哪一种? And which would you prefer?
不，亲爱的，这是你想要的。 No darling, it's what you would prefer.
你在想什么? What are you thinking about?
[罗德尼]牛群在船上顺流而下。 [Rodney] Cattle drifting down stream in a boat.
它能帮你放松吗? Is it helping you to relax?
不是真的。有一头牛老是掉出来。 Not really. One of the cows keep falling out.
你还记得我以前是怎么做的吧 You remember how I used to
当你有神经痛时抚摸你的前额? stroke your forehead when you had neuralgia?
它总是把它带走，不是吗? It always took it away, didn't it?
是的,亲爱的。总是这样。 Yes, darling. Always.
如果我能消除神经痛，我就应该能 If I can take away neuralgia, I ought to be able
也能带走忧虑，不是吗? to take away worrying thoughts too, shouldn't I?
你停止思考了吗? Have you stopped thinking yet?
实际上。 Practically.
罗德尼，如果我有拿走的天赋 Rodney, If I have the gift of taking
担心你的想法， worrying thoughts out of your head,
也许在你休息一会儿之后， perhaps after you've had a little rest,
你的脑袋已经空了一段时间， and your head's been empty for a while,
我也许能在里面加入一些想法。 I might find I can put some ideas into it.
亲爱的，你是。 Darling, you are.
彭南特太太，彭南特太太! Mrs. Pennant, Mrs. Pennant!
她怎么了? What's the matter with her?
瓦伦丁出事了。 Something's happened to Valentine.
来了,保姆。 Coming, Nanny.
出什么事了吗，保姆? Is anything wrong, Nanny?
这是你的愿望吗 Is it your wish that your Valentine
应该和我的伊丽莎白在床上吗 should be in bed with my Elizabeth?
当然不是。 Certainly not.
你必须马上把他放回他自己的床上。 You must put him back in his own bed at once.
我更希望你自己来。 I would prefer it if you did that yourself.
-你真是个坏孩子。-妈妈对你很生气。 - You're a bad, bad boy. - Mommy's very cross with you.
在我看来，这孩子应该好好打一顿。 In my opinion, the child deserves a sound spanking.
你要打伊丽莎白吗? Are you gonna spank Elizabeth?
伊丽莎白?当然不是。 Elizabeth? Of course not.
伊丽莎白没有鼓励他。 Elizabeth did nothing to encourage him.
你们女孩子怎么这么团结。 How you girls stick together.
你这话是什么意思? And what do you mean by that remark?
我是说，我不敢相信我的儿子 I mean, I can't believe any son of mine
不请自来就上女人的床。 would enter a ladies bed uninvited.
孩子能鼓励他吗?她不会说话。 Could the child encourage him? She can't talk.
还有其他方法。 There are other ways.
不管怎样，你不知道发生了什么。 Anyway, you don't know what happened.
你在喝茶。 You were having your tea.
如果我是呢?我想我得吃点东西。 And if I was? I suppose I must eat sometime.
嗯，你当然必须。 Well, of course you must.
请再说一遍。 I beg your pardon.
我以为你在暗示什么。 I thought you were insinuating something.
真的,保姆。你怎么了? Really, Nanny. What is the matter with you?
一切似乎都是如此。 Everything, it appears.
班宁夫人有资格挑我的毛病。 Mrs. Banning is entitled to find fault with me.
但我要提醒你，无论我做什么 But I would remind you that anything I do
为了你的孩子，我愿意帮你。 for your child, I do to oblige you.
请便，我的脚。 Oblige, my foot.
你这么做是为了值得你这么做。 You're doing it to make it worth your while.
安静，罗德尼。 Be quiet, Rodney.
罗德尼，我不会安静的。 I will not be quiet Rodney.
我不会被你吓倒的，就算你吓到了 I won't be intimidated by you, even though you did
在1881年成为诺兰学院的后卫。 play fullback for the Norland Institute, in 1881.
罗德尼，你怎么能这样? Rodney, how could you?
保姆等。 Nanny, wait.
我还要告诉你一件事，布洛特夫人。 And I'll tell you something else, Madam Blott.
你的脸很特别。 You have a very peculiar face.
罗德尼。 Rodney.
如果你能把你丈夫的语气藏起来，我会很高兴的! I'd be glad if you'd keep your husband's tone to yourself!
你这个白痴。 You idiot.
这就是跟他们说话的方式。 That's the way to talk to them.
它会有影响的，你会看到的。 It will have it's affect, you'll see.
我不怀疑。我们最好试着道歉。 I don't doubt it. We'd better try and apologise.
哦，保姆我非常抱歉。 Oh, Nanny I'm terribly sorry.
[保姆]我这辈子还没被人这么侮辱过。 [Nanny] I've never been so insulted in my life.
[萨宾娜]我确定他不是 [Sabina] I sure he wasn't-
-[罗德尼]啊，伊芙。上天在我最需要的时候派来了你。 - [Rodney] Ah, Eve. Heaven sent you in my hour of need.
我需要你的帮助。 I want your help.
让我先溜回房间。 Just let me slip up to my room first.
你很快就会出错的。这很紧急。 You can slip up in a moment. This is urgent.
伊芙·达林，你能解释一下，作为一名职业打字员， Eve darling, can you explain, as a professional typist,
为什么这台机器上的每个字母都能用 why every letter on this machine works
除了字母B? with the exception of the letter B?
假设它不希望我输入粗鲁的文字? Do suppose it doesn't want me to type rude words?
但你不会，对吧? But you wouldn't, would you?
亲爱的，我爱你。 Darling, I adore you.
我希望你不要说那样的话。 I wish you wouldn't say things like that.
为什么不呢?我们都崇拜你。 Why not? We all adore you.
-我不是那个意思。-我是说打电话给我，亲爱的 - I didn't mean that part. - I mean calling me, darling.
我认为你不应该这么做。 I don't think you ought to.
哦。你的想法很强烈，不是吗? Ooh. You do feel strongly about it, don't you?
你一定觉得很荒谬，但你看。 It must seem ridiculous to you, but you see.
哦，我不能告诉你。 Oh, I can't tell you.
哦，我希望你会。 Oh, I wish you would.
我是说，作为一个作家，我对心理学很感兴趣。 I mean, as a writer, I'm interested in psychology.
如果你真觉得我能帮到你的话。 Well, if you really think I can help you in your work.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
我试着解释一下。 I'll try to explain.
我想这对男人来说很难理解， I suppose it's hard for a man to understand,
但对女人来说，有些话本身就很甜蜜， but for woman some words, sweet enough in themselves,
像香水一样，只能勾起苦涩的回忆。 like perfume, can only call up bitter memories.
亲爱的，你解释得很好。 You explained it beautifully, dear.
顺便说一下，我想叫你亲爱的可以吗? By the way, I suppose it's all right to call you dear?
是的，当然。 Yes, of course.
夜,亲爱的。 Eve, dear.
你不觉得你有过去太年轻了吗? Don't you think you're a bit young to have had a past?
你在任何年龄都可能幻想破灭。 You can be disillusioned at any age.
可怜的前夕。 Poor Eve.
听我说，保姆。 Listen to me, Nanny.
你听我说，夫人。 You listen to me, madam.
所有作家都有喜怒无常的时候。 All writers are temperamental sometimes.
他不是故意的。 He didn't mean it.
我认为你很不讲理。 I think you are being very unreasonable.
——不合理?-(衣架崩溃) - Unreasonable? - (clothes rack crashing)
你看到了什么?我们发脾气的时候就会这样。 You see? That's what happens when we lose our temper.
现在应该没问题了。 Well, it should work all right now.
谢谢，亲爱的，亲爱的。这很好。 Thanks, darling, dear. That's fine.
到底发生了什么事? What ever is the matter?
-那个女人。-天哪。 - That woman. - Oh dear.
说实话，我可不想要那个老家伙 Honest, I wouldn't have that old so-and-so
如果有人付我钱，我就当保姆。 as a Nanny if I were paid to.
你要我帮你描述一下她吗? Would you like me to type of description of her?
究竟是为了什么? What on Earth for?
现在我的字母表又能用了。 I now I have my full alphabet working again.
可爱的小动物。这里发生了什么事? Little darlings. What's the matter here?
(唠叨) (babbling)
恐怕我不太 I'm afraid I don't quite-
(唠叨) (babbling)
哦,亲爱的。 Oh, dear.
(伊丽莎白哭着)(敲门) (Elizabeth crying) (knocking on door)
进来。 Come in.
很抱歉打扰你，保姆，但是伊丽莎白在哭。 Sorry to bother you Nanny, but Elizabeth's crying.
让他们。 Let them.
哦，保姆你不走吗? Oh, Nanny you're not leaving?
我是。 I am.
除非班宁太太通知彭南特先生离开。 Unless Mrs. Banning gives that Pennant man notice to go.
我觉得你不应该 I don't think you should
这样说彭南特先生 speak about Mr. Pennant like that.
为什么不呢，请问? Why not, pray?
他只是这里的付费客人，和你一样。 He's only a paying guest here, same as yourself.
(伊丽莎白尖叫着哭) (Elizabeth scream crying)
给你。听听这个。 Here you are. Listen to this.
你总说我不会写对话。 You're always saying I can't write dialogue.
男人不懂。 Men don't understand.
但对女人来说，有些话本身就很甜蜜， But for women some words, sweet enough in themselves,
像香水一样，只能勾起苦涩的回忆。 like perfume, can only call up bitter memories.
在那里。你有感觉吗，还是没有? There. Has that got feeling, or hasn't?
真漂亮，亲爱的。 It's beautiful darling.
但是，有人会这么说吗? But, would anybody talk like that?
你觉得他们不会吗? You don't think they would?
也许我错了，亲爱的。但是没有。 Well, I may be wrong darling. But no.
不，我认为他们不会。 No, I don't think they would.
你错了，亲爱的。 Well, your are wrong, darling.
事实上，就是这句话 As a matter of fact, those very words
几分钟前在这个房间里说过的话。 were spoken in this room only a few minutes ago.
由谁? Who by?
夏娃。 By Eve.
可怜的前夕。提醒你一下，我很喜欢伊芙。 Poor Eve. Mind you, I'm very fond of Eve.
我为她感到难过，但是 I'm very sorry her for her, but-
——但是。现在是关键时刻。 - But. Now comes the catty bit.
一点也不重。 Not catty at all.
我只是想说她必须忘记这个男人， I was only going to say she must forget this man,
不管他是谁，找个时间，再找找其他人。 whoever he was, sometime, and look around for someone else.
如果你是她，你会这么做吗? That's what you'd do in her place?
是的，我愿意。 Yes, I would.
我相信你会的。 Well, I'm sure you would.
你会开始挑选各种可能性 You'd start picking over the possibles
在我冰冷的坟墓里之前 before I was cold in my grave.
你太残忍了。 You are cruel.
而你呢，只是个影子。 And you, on the other hand, are shadow.
虽然你已经离开舞台三年多了， Although you've left the stage for over three years,
你还是忍不住要演戏， you still can't resist putting on an act,
尽管观众只有一个。 even though it's for an audience of one.
你的问题在于你不能忍受批评。 The trouble with you, is you can't stand criticism.
我当然可以。 Well, of course I can.
但如果你马上倒冷水，那就有点让人恼火了 But it's a bit galling when you immediately pour cold water
这是我这几周来写的最好的一段对话 on the best bit of dialogue I've produced for weeks.
不是你制造的，是伊芙。 You didn't produce it, Eve did.
-但我认识到它的优点。-比你做的还多。 - But I recognised its merit. - Which is more than you did.
每当我说你写得太棒了， Whenever I say what you write is wonderful,
我是一个很好的评论家。 I'm a good critic.
如果我批评，我对它一无所知。 If I criticise, I don't know anything about it.
那好吧。我根本就不打算写那些火药味十足的东西。 All right, then. I shan't write the flaming thing at all.
我要写一个关于妻子的故事 I'll write a story about a wife
谁想帮丈夫，谁又不唠叨。 who tries to help her husband, and who doesn't natter.
这将是一种新的东西。 That will be something new.
我能问问我的帽子怎么会在排水板上吗? May I ask what my hat was doing on the draining board?
如果你想知道， If you want to know,
我想用牛奶把墨迹洗掉。 I was trying to get that ink stain out with milk.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
现在要做的就是用墨水把牛奶污迹去掉。 All that remains now is to get the milk stain out with ink.
(喃喃自语) (mumbling)
你好,玛丽。 Hello, Mary.
你在看什么? What are staring at?
我总是对浪费的能量着迷。 I'm always fascinated by wasted energy.
(的) (grunting)
当然没有坏处 Of course there's no harm in
缓解你的情绪，只要 relieving your feelings, so long as-
-只要什么? - So long as what?
只要你不喜欢就行。 So long as you're not enjoying it.
不太好，但他们已经开始这么做了。 No jolly good, but they've begun to.
要表达同情有点难 It's a little difficult to be sympathetic
每次你和罗德尼吵架的时候 every time you and Rodney have a row.
你怎么知道我们吵架了? How'd you know we've had a row?
我进来时遇到了他。他在喃喃自语。 I met him as I came in. He was muttering.
当他喃喃自语时，我可以。 When he mutters, I could.
玛丽，你认为这是我的错吗 Mary, do you think it's my fault
我们有这么多争吵? we have all these squabbles?
这是你们俩的错。 It's the fault of both of you.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, darling.
你知道我怎么想的吗? You know what I think it is?
一天24小时都在一起。 It's been together 24 hours a day.
要是罗德尼能有个房间工作就好了。 If only Rodney could get a room out to work in.
我知道。我希望我们有另一个房间。 I know. I wish we had another room.
亲爱的，别以为我忘恩负义。 Oh darling, don't think I'm ungrateful.
作为我的妹妹，你做得太好了。 You couldn't have done more, to be my sister.
可能做得更少。 Probably have done less.
一段爱情和婚姻怎么可能 How can a romance and marriage
活过我们现在的生活吗? survive the sort of life we lead?
就我个人而言，我从不欺骗自己 Personally, I never deluded myself
你可以把浪漫带入婚姻。 you could take romance into marriage.
翅膀是用来飞的，不是用来走的。 Wings are to fly with, not walk with.
喜欢吃罐头鱼丸吗? Do like tinned fish balls?
不，我也不知道，但必须是鱼丸。 No, nor do I. But fish balls it'll have to be.
就是这样的事情 That's the sort of thing
这让婚姻失去了魔力。 that takes the magic out of marriage.
你不可能永远活着 You can't live forever
因为婚礼蛋糕，你知道吗? on a diet of wedding cake, you know?
保持浪漫的一面非常重要。 It's terribly important to keep the romantic side alive.
每当我觉得罗德尼和我渐行渐远，我就会回想。 Whenever I feel Rodney and I drifting apart, I think back.
我比较现在的我们和过去的我们。 I compare us as we are, with what we were.
让我想哭。 Makes me want to cry.
你有没有回想过布鲁斯爱上你的时候? Do you ever think back to when Bruce fell in love with you?
当然可以。恐怕这让我想笑。 Of course. Afraid it makes me want to laugh.
这就是我们之间的区别。 That's just the difference between us.
亲爱的，我受不了了 Darling, I couldn't bear
看你开始剥手指。 to see you start peeling your fingers.
你看，我们的会面太浪漫了。 You see, our meeting was so romantic.
一天晚上他来剧院看我演的那出戏 He came to the theatre one night to see the play I was in
一眼就爱上了我。 and fell in love with me at sight.
我不知道。我只演了一个小角色。 I didn't know. I only had a tiny part.
也许这就是原因。 Perhaps that was why.
他连续两周每晚都来， He came every night for fortnight,
越来越爱我。 loving me more and more.
他从M排开始，到A排结束。 He started in row M, and finished up in row A.
这还不是浪漫吗。 If that isn't romance.
(电话响了) (phone ringing)
喂? Hello?
不，是玛丽。你想和她谈谈吗? No, it's Mary. Do you want to talk to her?
罗德尼。 It's Rodney.
告诉他我躺下了。 Tell him I'm lying down.
[玛丽]她躺着。 [Mary] She's lying down.
他说了什么? What did he say?
他说他只相信谎言的部分。 He says he only believes the lying part of it.
他想和你谈谈。 He wants to talk to you.
是吗? Yes?
是的，罗德尼，我认识你。 Yes, Rodney I know you.
你这么说是因为你有 You saying that because you've had
喝几杯，你是认真的吗? a few drinks, or do you mean it?
哦,亲爱的。什么? Oh, darling. What?
等一下。我去问问玛丽。 Wait a minute. I'll ask Mary.
玛丽，你觉得我出去吃饭你能应付得了吗? Mary, do you think you could cope if I went out to dinner?
是的。 Yes.
哦。祝福你，亲爱的。 Oh. Bless you, darling.
是的，没关系。萨?天堂。 Yes, it's all right. Savoy? Heavenly.
再见,亲爱的。 Bye, darling.
哦,玛丽。多谢你的好意。 Oh, Mary. Thanks awfully.
你得替罗德尼说句话，他真会道歉。 You must say for Rodney, he does know how to apologise.
你好,布鲁斯。 Hello, Bruce.
到底是什么? What on Earth?
她为什么这么兴奋? What she is so excited about?
你好,亲爱的。她要出去吃饭。 Hello, darling. She's going out to dinner.
与谁? Who with?
罗德尼。 Rodney.
哦，另一行。这次是谁的错? Oh, another row. Who's fault this time?
我不知道。他们俩都表现得像孩子一样。 I don't know. They both behave like a couple of kids.
我想就像萨宾娜说的，整天待在一起。 I suppose it is being together all day, as Sabina said.
哦，我们很高兴见到彼此 Oh, we're quite glad to see each other
说到底，不是吗? at the end of the day, aren't we?
我给了你机会。 Well, I gave you the opening.
我不用告诉你我很高兴见到你。 Oh, I don't have to tell you I'm glad to see you.
没有，但如果你能帮我就太好了。 No, but it'd be rather nice if you did.
尽管如此，萨宾娜说的话还是有道理的。 All the same, there is something in what Sabina says.
我怀疑我们是否能活下来 I doubt if we could survive,
每天都住在同一个房间里。 living in the same room all day and everyday.
无稽之谈。这是一个完全错误的论点。 Nonsense. It's a completely fallacious argument.
据萨宾娜说，我们很乐意 According to Sabina, we'd be glad to still
周末再见吧。 see each other at the end of the week.
真可惜我们中没人住在罗得西亚。 It's a pity one of us doesn't live in Rhodesia.
想想我们该多高兴 Think how glad we should be
在年底见到彼此。 to see each other at the end of the year.
如果你按照逻辑得出结论， If you follow the thing to is logical conclusions,
婚姻幸福的唯一方法就是分居。 the only way to be happily married is to live apart.
经常是这样。 It very often is.
-哦，对了。-谢谢。 - Oh, by the way. - Thank you.
你想在家里吃还是出去吃? Do you want to eat in or out?
好吧，我不想出去。我刚进来。 Well, I don't want to go out. I've only just come in.
那样的话，就只能用罐头装了。 Well in that case, it'll have to be out of a tin.
你在这儿。 There you are.
这就是我们的文明带给我们的， That's what our civilization has brought us to,
烤豆，罐装食品，罐装音乐，罐装心理学。 baked beans, canned food, canned music, potted psychology.
这让我恶心。 It makes me sick.
亲爱的老反动分子，是吗? Dear old reactionary, aren't you?
你应该生活在100年前。 You should lived 100 years ago.
是的，我希望我有。 Yes, I wish I had.
你知道我现在的收入， Do you know on my present income,
我本可以在乡下拥有一所大房子? I could have had a large house in the country?
我们本可以养马养仆人， We could have kept horses and servants,
有酒可喝，有肉可吃。 had wine to drink, and meat to eat.
我们本可以坐在草坪上的雪松下 We could have sat under the cedars on the lawn
和我们的六个孩子一起玩。 and played with our six children.
哦?你会有六个孩子? Oh? You'd have had six children?
(布鲁斯)当然。 [Bruce] Certainly.
有了这个老婆，你就不会了。 Not with this wife, you wouldn't.
噢，还有一个健壮丰满的妻子 Oh, with a hearty buxom wife
喜欢我和孩子们的人， who'd adore me and the children,
她在厨房和奶牛场之间奔波， who'd spend her time between the kitchen and the dairy,
还有育儿室和花园。 and the nursery and the garden.
多么令人作呕的画面。 What a revolting picture.
-为了谁?——我。 - For who? - Me.
容我指出，她不会是你， May I point out that she wouldn't be you,
因此她可能会喜欢吗? and therefore she might enjoy it?
这让我想起你去见伊丽莎白了吗? Which reminds me of you been up to see Elizabeth yet?
不，我想她睡着了。 No, I expect she's asleep.
她可能已经死了。 She may be dead.
不。保姆会告诉我的。 No. Nanny would have told me.
我想知道是否能找到一辆出租车。 I wonder if I can find a taxi.
坐公共汽车。 Take a bus.
别傻了。穿这条裙子? Don't be silly. In this dress?
(增长) (humming)
(电话铃声)(模仿电话铃声) (phone ringing) (mimics phone ringing)
哦。 Oh.
你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
不，我更喜欢你穿工装裤。 No, I prefer you in dungarees.
有魅力的女人不需要人工辅助来美容。 Attractive women shouldn't need artificial aids to beauty.
你觉得我有魅力吗? Do you think I'm attractive?
这是一种概括，不能针对个人。 That was a generalisation, and not to be taken personally.
(鸣笛) (horn honking)
这是胜利者。他带来了屏幕。 It's Victor. He's brought the screen.
哦,不。 Oh no.
你好,维克多。 Hello, Victor.
你好,亲爱的。你看，我说话算数。 Hello, darling. I'm as good as my word, you see.
过来帮我一把，老头。 Come and give me a hand, old man.
[萨宾娜]你真是个天使。 [Sabina] You're an absolute angel.
我不这么认为。 I wouldn't say that.
晚上,多方面的。 Evening, Manifold.
晚上好，班宁，老伙计。 Evening, Banning, old boy.
哈哈。 Ha ha.
我告诉罗德尼你会带屏幕来。 I told Rodney you were bringing the screen.
他非常高兴。 He was awfully glad.
对不起，先生。 I beg your pardon, sir.
在地球上禁止到，非凡的家伙。我不知道。 On Earths Banning up to, extraordinary fella. I don't know.
来吧，班宁，老伙计。 Come on Banning, old chap.
亲爱的，你想放在哪里? Now, where would you like it, darling?
我想在这里。 Over here I think.
不，我想那边会更好。 No, I think over there would be better.
在那边，老头。 Over there, old man.
小心点。 Be careful with it.
哦，维克多，真漂亮。 Oh Victor, it's lovely.
恕我直言，你也是。 And so are you, if I may say so.
谢谢你，亲爱的。我只是出去吃晚饭。 Thank you, darling. I'm just going out to dinner.
事实上，如果我能找到一辆出租车，我现在就应该到了。 In fact I should be there now, if only I could find a taxi.
哦，不用担心出租车。 Oh, don't worry about taxis.
我开车送你去任何你想去的地方。 I'll drive you anywhere you want to go.
我想洗个澡。 I feel like a wash.
嗯，怎么了? Well, what's the matter?
没什么。只是我想洗个澡。 Nothing. Just I feel like a wash.
拉。 Pull.
威士忌。 Whiskey.
维克多，你到底从哪儿弄来的? Victor, where on Earth did you get it?
别问愚蠢的问题，亲爱的。 Don't ask silly questions, darling.
我们走之前喝一杯吧。 Let's have a drink before we go.
我不想不好客，但我已经迟到了。 I hate to be inhospitable, but I'm late already.
你不能拒绝我喝我自己的威士忌。 Well, you can't refuse me a drink of my own whiskey.
哦,亲爱的。当然要喝一杯。 Oh, darling. Of course have a drink.
不，不，不。我不用了，谢谢。 No, no no. Not for me, thank you.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
你要去哪里，什么时候去? Wherever have you got to be, and when?
萨伏伊酒店，五分钟前。 The Savoy, five minutes ago.
谁来开派对? And who is giving the party?
-没有派对。-我要和罗德尼一起吃饭 - There's no party. - I'm dining with Rodney.
好吧，那我们就不急了。 Well, then we needn't hurry.
(敲门) (knocking on door)
进来。 Come in.
保姆，你不介意吧。 Nanny, I wonder if you'd mind.
哦，保姆，不。 Oh Nanny, no.
是时候再来一次了? Time for another?
好吧，我真的没时间说这个。 Well, there wasn't really time for that one.
别担心，亲爱的。 Don't worry, darling.
丈夫的总是等待，不幸的是。 Husband's will always wait, unfortunately.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
还没走? Not off yet?
不，我要走了。洗得好吗? No, just going. Had a nice wash?
不，水很冷， No, the water was stone cold,
毛巾都湿透了，而且没有肥皂。 the towels were sopping wet, and there wasn't any soap.
布鲁斯，我非常抱歉。 Oh, Bruce I'm terribly sorry.
但化学反应只有可怕的杀菌成分 But the chemistry only had that awful antiseptic stuff-
-你喜欢香奈儿的栀子花? - You like Chanel's Gardenia?
你想要多少我都能给你。 I can get you as much as you want.
哦，维克多，你会吗?天堂。 Oh, Victor can you? Heavenly.
玛丽，维克多说他能给我们买些香奈儿栀子花。 Mary, Victor says he can get us some Chanel Gardenia.
这样会更切题 It would be more to the point
如果他能给我们找个新保姆。 if he could get us a new nanny.
哦,玛丽。她不会走吧? Oh, Mary. She isn't leaving?
我尽我所能让她平静下来。 Oh, and I did everything I could to smooth her down.
你没有成功。 You didn't succeed.
我非常抱歉。 I'm terribly sorry.
我也是。 So am I.
哦亲爱的。 Oh dear.
嗯，我想我最好现在不出去了。 Well I suppose I'd better not go out now.
无稽之谈。你当然得去。 Nonsense. Of course you must go.
罗德尼在等你。 Rodney is waiting for you.
好吧，如果你确定没事的话。 Well, if you're sure it's all right.
我们还是去吧。 We may as well go then.
再见。 Goodbye.
——再见。——再见。 - Goodbye. - Bye.
哦，不健康的类型。 Oh, unwholesome type.
维克多? Victor?
是的。香奈儿,栀子花。 Yeah. Chanel, Gardenia.
莱特的煤焦油怎么了? What's the matter with Wright's Coal Tar?
没有什么,亲爱的。 Nothing, darling.
如果你喜欢莱特的《煤焦油》 If you like Wright's Coal Tar,
你生日我要送你一个蛋糕。 I'll give you a cake for your birthday.
班宁先生，我需要你帮我搬箱子。 I require some assistance with my trunk, Mr. Banning.
嘿，这是干什么用的? Hey, what's this for?
威士忌。 The whiskey.
别傻了。我是想把它当作礼物。 Don't be silly. I meant it as a present.
我在想罗德尼会怎么想。 I'm thinking what Rodney would think.
我对你有预谋? That I had designs on you?
就因为我给了你两瓶威士忌? Just because I give you two bottles of whiskey?
两瓶威士忌。 Two bottles of whiskey.
他可能会认为你的设计成功了。 He'd probably think you're designs had succeeded.
那他就是个差劲的心理学家。 Then he's a poor psychologist.
为什么? Why?
如果有的话，就一瓶，而不是两瓶。 Well if they had, it'd be one bottle, not two.
尽管如此，我还是愿意付钱。 All the same, I prefer to pay for it.
好吧，如果你坚持的话。 All right, if you insist.
这是我的权利吗 Does this entitle me
问心无愧地跟你做爱? to make love to you with a clear conscience?
不,亲爱的。 No, darling.
哦,维克多。我不公平，不是吗? Oh, Victor. I don't play fair, do I?
我让你帮我，帮我做事 I let you help me, and do things for me
罗德尼不在，而我没有 while Rodney was away and I didn't-
-我没想到你会。 - I didn't expect you to.
你不是那种不忠的女人 You're not the sort of woman to be unfaithful
背着她的丈夫。 to her husband behind his back.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, darling.
所以他回家的时候我很高兴。 That's why I was so pleased when he came home.
(后备箱砰的一声)(门砰的一声) (trunk bangs) (door slams)
那艘老战舰已经开走了。 Well, the old battleship has steamed off.
我们将何去何从? Where do we go from here?
如果可能的话，再找一个。 Find another one, if it's humanly possible.
我想你不会考虑的 I suppose you wouldn't consider
你能亲自照顾伊丽莎白吗 looking after Elizabeth yourself, would you?
我的工作呢? What about my job?
哦，是的，你的工作。 Oh yes, your job.
伊丽莎白(哭) (Elizabeth crying)
尾巴。 Tails.
(伊丽莎白继续哭泣) (Elizabeth continues crying)
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
快乐,亲爱的? Happy, darling?
哦,幸福。 Oh, blissfully.
但你知道，亲爱的， But you know, darling,
不是香槟和音乐的问题， it's not so much the champaign and the music,
或者是魅力和刺激。 or the glamour and excitement.
我知道，亲爱的。 I know, darling.
而是和真正重要的人在一起。 It's being with the one person who really matters.
而是知道会有人来洗碗。 It's knowing somebody else will do the washing up.
(笑着说) (both laughing)
伊丽莎白(哭) (Elizabeth crying)
那你可以等我做完再说。 Well, you might wait until I've finished.
(伊丽莎白继续哭泣) (Elizabeth continues crying)
嘿，我的钢笔呢? Hey, where's my fountain pen?
在梳妆台上。 On the dresser.
我借它来写招聘保姆的广告。 I borrowed it to write out an advertisement for a nanny.
你每天都在做广告 You've been advertising every day
已经两个星期了，还没有一个答复。 for a fortnight, without a single reply yet.
(伊丽莎白继续哭泣) (Elizabeth continues crying)
瓦伦丁，别取笑伊丽莎白了。 Oh, Valentine stop teasing Elizabeth.
它在哪里?我看不见。 Where is it? I can't see it.
对不起，老头。 Excuse me, old man.
-哦，早上好。-那边那边那边。 - Oh, morning. - There there, there there.
我希望你不要借我的东西。 I wish you wouldn't borrow my things.
这房子里什么都不属于我。 Nothing belongs to me in this house.
为什么我不能拥有我们自己的东西? Why can't I have things of our own?
别说了，好吗? Stop that, won't you?
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
萨宾娜，别这样。请不要。 Oh Sabina don't. Please don't.
对不起，布鲁斯。我不是故意冲你吼的。 I'm sorry Bruce. I didn't mean to shout at you.
你当然没有。 Of course you didn't.
你只是有点紧张，仅此而已。 You're just a bit on edge, that's all.
照顾伊丽莎白和瓦伦丁 Looking after Elizabeth as well as Valentine
显然对你来说太难了。 is obviously too much for you.
不，不是孩子的问题。 No, it's not the children.
它试着做饭，打扫卫生， It's trying to cook, and clean,
同时洗碗。 and wash up all at the same time.
是的，我知道。 Yes, I know.
你知道，玛丽想要放弃她的工作， You know, Mary aught to give up her job,
做她那份工作。 and do her share of the work.
我猜你对她太苛刻了。 I suppose you're being pretty tough on her.
显然我们得做点什么了。 Well, it's obvious something has to be done.
我们不能再这样下去了。结果是一片混乱。 We can't go on as we are. The result's chaos.
什么意思，混乱? What do you mean, chaos?
正是我所说的。 Precisely what I say.
我是说吃饭晚了，一切都是这样。 I mean meals late, everything anyhow.
几乎没有什么东西是这样的。 Hardly anything is anyhow.
昨天的午餐怎么样? What about lunch yesterday?
[萨宾娜]怎么了? [Sabina] What about it?
我们最终是什么时候开始的? What time did we eventually have it?
一点半。 Half past one.
一点半?试试两个。 Half past one? Try for two.
如果钟停了，我能帮忙吗? Can I help it if the clock stopped?
[布鲁斯]哦，你还没走吗? [Bruce] Oh, haven't you gone yet?
我今天放假。 I'm taking the day off.
我决定今天就去找个保姆， I'm determined to find a nanny today,
或者在尝试中灭亡。 or perish in the attempt.
你真的觉得还有希望吗? Do you really think there's any hope?
我是说我们已经试过了伦敦所有的职业介绍所。 I mean we've tried every employment agency in London.
谁说职业介绍所了? Who said anything about employment agencies?
你的帽子，先生。你的帽子，先生。(笑) Your hat, sir. Your hat, sir. (laughing)
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
哦，真是个小宝贝。她多大了? Oh, what a little darling. How old is she?
是他。 It's a he.
他真是个可爱的孩子。 He really is a lovely child.
你可以拥有他。 You can have him.
为什么，你是什么意思? Why, what do you mean?
我说的。 What I said.
哦，原谅我，但是，看起来 Oh, forgive me but, well it seems
你对现在的工作不太满意。 that you're not quite happy in your present post.
如果你正在考虑做出改变- If you're considering making a change-
-当然了。 - I certainly am.
对了，我想找个新保姆。 Well, as it happens I'm looking for a new nanny.
-别看我-我要去当警察。 - Well, don't look at me. - I'm going to join the police.
别跟着我，小姑娘。 Stop following me, young woman.
不然我就给公园管理员打电话，让你负责。 Or I'll call the park keep and give you in charge.
但是保姆，我只是 But Nanny, I'm simply
向你提出一个商业建议。 putting a business proposition to you.
我听说过女孩会被陌生人诱惑 I've heard about girls being tempted by strangers
承诺高薪和安逸的生活。 with promises of high wages and an easy life.
有多少人又被人看见了? How many of them have ever been seen again?
(欢快的音乐) (upbeat music)
下午好。 Good afternoon.
请不要认为我无礼，但我很绝望 Please don't think me impertinent, but I'm desperate-
(用外语发言) (speaking in foreign language)
我想你帮不了我吧?我把, I suppose you couldn't help me? I'm tying-
(继续用外语讲话) (continues speaking in foreign language)
你不会碰巧认识什么人 You don't happen to know of anybody-
(继续用外语讲话) (continues speaking in foreign language)
(平静的音乐)(孩子们玩耍) (calm music) (children playing)
真不错的下午，不是吗? Lovely afternoon, isn't it?
可爱。 Lovely.
看着小孩子玩得很开心对我有好处。 Does me good to watch little ones enjoying themselves.
看看他们。祝福他们的小心灵。 Just look at them. Bless their little hearts.
祝福他们。 Bless them.
我每天下午都来这里。 I come here every afternoon.
当然我现在退休了 Of course I'm retired now,
但不知怎么的，没有孩子在我身边，我不开心。 but somehow I'm not happy without children around me.
我想，一日为保姆，终身为保姆。 Once a nanny, always a nanny, I suppose.
对不起，亲爱的。 Excuse me, my dear.
你还好吗? But are you feeling quite all right?
♬呸，黑羊，你有羊毛吗 ♪ Bah bah black sheep have you any wool ♪
♬是的，先生，是的，先生，整整三袋 ♪ Yes sir yes sir three bags full ♪
♬一个给主人，一个给女人 ♪ One for the master one for the dame ♪
♬给小路上的男孩 ♪ One for the boy on the lane ♪
没有好吗? No good?
不。 No.
你去睡吧，你个流氓。那么，晚安。 Well, you go to sleep, you rascal. Good night you, then.
(情人节呀呀学语) (Valentine babbling)
(砰砰地敲门) (banging on door)
有什么好大惊小怪的? What's all the fuss about, huh?
嘿。冷静点，亲爱的。怎么了? Hey. steady on, darling. What's the matter?
罗德尼，太糟糕了。 Oh Rodney, it was awful.
——可怕的?-一个男人。 - Awful? - A man.
一个男人吗? A man?
从地铁一路跟踪我的人。 Who followed me all the way from the tube.
我走得快，他也会走得快。 When I walked faster, he'd walk fast.
最后我跑了。 And finally I ran.
-好了，亲爱的。-你会克服的。 - There there, darling. - You'll get over it.
听着，你为什么不上楼去躺一会儿呢。 Look, why don't you run upstairs and lie down a little bit.
那时你会感觉好一点的。 You'll feel better then.
是的，我想我会的。 Yes, I think I will.
这是个好女孩。 That's a good girl.
是的，你受了很大的惊吓。 Yes, you've had quite a shock.
木星。那个叫伊芙的女孩肯定会走路。 By Jove. That girl Eve can certainly walk.
我一直试着从地铁上联系她。 I've been trying to catch her up all the way from the tube.
我告诉你，你把她吓坏了。 Well, you frightened her out of her life, let me tell you.
所以就这样了，是吗?好吧，好吧。 Oh, so that was it was it? Well, well well.
你现在还没意识到，对伊芙来说，整个 Don't you realise by now that to Eve, the entire
男性人口由唐璜和花花公子组成? male population consists of Don Juans and Casanovas?
你最好道歉。 You'd better apologise.
我无论如何也不会让她失望的。 I wouldn't disillusion her for the world.
需要我帮忙吗，萨宾娜?让我来拿这个。 Can I give you a hand, Sabina? Let me take this.
哦,是的。你能摆好桌子吗? Oh, yes. Could you lay the table?
是的，当然。你看起来全身心投入了。 Yes, of course. You look all in.
我还在整理床铺， I made the beds yet,
我必须在玛丽进来之前把它们做完。 and I must get them done before Mary comes in.
亲爱的萨宾娜，你真是无能 Dear Sabina, so delightfully incompetent,
一个真正有女人味的女人。 a really womanly woman.
你应该感谢上天。 Well, you should thank Heaven for it.
但说到烧米布丁， Not when it comes to burned rice pudding,
还有半熟的土豆。 and half cooked potatoes.
来，来吧。你可以帮帮忙。 Here, come on. You can lend a hand with this.
是的，如果你在小事上多帮点忙， Yes, if you helped a bit more with the little things,
你就会开始意识到萨宾娜面对的是什么 you might begin to realise what Sabina is up against.
只要她能集中精神，她就能做到。 Well, she could do it if only she'd concentrate.
但是她不能。 But she can't.
她一直希望自己在做别的事情。 She's wishing all the time she was doing something else.
她的头脑很轻松。 She has a fluffy mind.
你想要什么?她是那种毛茸茸的类型。 What do you expect? She's a fluffy type.
这是有意冒犯吗? Is that meant to be offensive?
一点也不，但你应该心存感激 Oh, not at all but you should be thankful
有一个女人味十足的妻子。 to have a thoroughly feminine wife.
萨宾娜没有什么现代无稽之谈。 There's no modern nonsense about Sabina.
她知道女人该去哪里。 She knows where a woman's place.
-是的，萨伏伊酒店。——罗德尼? - Yes, The Savoy. - Rodney?
你知道阿斯匹林在哪里吗? Do you know where the aspirins are?
你可以在厨房的西米罐头里找到它们。 You'll find them in the kitchen, in the Sago tin.
你今晚看起来不太好，伊芙。 You don't look too bright tonight, Eve.
不，可怜的伊芙。 No, poor Eve.
她在回家的路上经历了一件相当不愉快的事。 She had rather an unpleasant experience on the way home.
我被一个男人跟踪了。 I was followed by a man.
天啊。他长什么样? Good heavens. What did he look like?
可怕的。 Horrible.
我只回头看了一次， I only looked back once but,
他肯定是在追我，因为他挥手了。 he must've been after me cause he waved.
真是个小矮人，而且无礼。 What a gnome, and impertinent.
从那时起，我开始跑步。 That's when I began to run.
幸运的是，他太老了，跟不上我。 Luckily, he was too old to keep up with me.
什么? What?
你最好坐下来，别着急。 You better sit down, and take it easy.
大家都去哪儿了? Where is everybody?
我有个天大的好消息。 I've got the most wonderful news.
我找了个保姆。 I found a nanny.
(欢呼) (all cheering)
干得好，玛丽。 Well done, Mary.
这个古老的国家在遇到危机时还能找个保姆。 The old country can still muster a nanny in a crisis.
上保姆是一回事。留住她是另一回事。 It's one thing to get on nanny. It's another to keep her.
这就是我想跟你说的。 Well, that's what I want to talk to you about.
如果我们想留住这个人，就必须避免 If we're going to keep this one, we must avoid
我们上次犯的错误。 the mistakes we made with the last one.
你要做的就是这个 What you are leading up to is that
我绝不能让她为我的情人节做任何事。 I must never asked her to do anything for my Valentine.
这就是我们之前出错的地方，不是吗? Well, that's where we went wrong before, wasn't it?
她是我们付出的代价，最后 She was in our pay, and in the end
她为你做的和我们做的一样多。 she did as much for you as for us.
这次我们一起分享她的薪水吧。 Well, this time let's share her salary.
那她也是我们的了。 Then she'll be equally ours.
恐怕这不是解。 Well that's not solution, I'm afraid.
唯一的办法就是试试我的主意。 The only thing is to try my idea.
你的想法是什么? And what is your idea?
简单性本身。 Simplicity itself.
我们让保姆想想 We just let Nanny think
瓦伦丁和伊丽莎白是兄妹 that Valentine and Elizabeth are brother and sister.
玛丽，真是灵机一动。 Mary, what a brainwave.
等一下，等一下，等一下。 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
如果他们要成为兄妹， If they're going to be brother and sister,
那就意味着他们必须有 that would mean they'd have to have
同样的父母。 the same father and mother.
当然。 Of course.
你认为孩子的父亲和母亲应该是谁? And who do you propose the father and mother should be?
因为我整天都在外面 Well, as I'm out all day,
母亲应该在现场， and the mother should be on the spot,
我觉得应该是罗德尼和萨宾娜。 I think it ought to be Rodney and Sabina.
嗯，这似乎很公平。 Well, that seems fair enough.
你说呢，布鲁斯? What do you say, Bruce?
我该说什么?我说这是一种不自然的安排。 What do I say? I say it's an unnatural arrangement.
你真以为我会放弃吗 Do you seriously expect me to give up
对伊丽莎白的继承权 all claim to Elizabeth just like that?
如果你这么想的话，布鲁斯 Well, if you feel so strongly about it Bruce
我们可以分开亲子关系。 we could divide the parentage.
你是父亲，我是母亲。 You'll be the father, and I'll be the mother.
这并不奇怪 Wouldn't seem a little odd,
你和我睡在一个房间里? you and I sleeping in the same room?
是的，我想是的。 Yes, I suppose it would.
整件事都很荒谬。 Well, the whole thing's ridiculous.
没必要争辩了，布鲁斯。 Well, there's no point in arguing Bruce.
事实上，一定是萨宾娜。 As a matter of fact, it's got to be Sabina.
(萨拜娜)为什么? [Sabina] Why?
因为我告诉保姆这是给我姐姐的孩子们的。 Because I tell Nanny it was for my sister's children.
我们要做姐妹了，是吗? So we're going to be sisters, are we?
这是唯一的办法 Well, it was the only way
我可以说服她来找我们。 I could persuade her to come to us.
她告诉我她在上一份工作中有多开心 She was telling me how happy she was in her last job
和女演员琼·马里奥特。 with June Marriott, the actress.
所以我说，我姐姐和琼·马里奥特演了一出戏， So I said, well my sister was in a play with June Marriott,
这正好扭转了局势。 and that just turned the scales.
你和琼·马里奥特演过话剧吗? Were you in a play with June Marriott?
是的，我讨厌她。 Yes, and I loathed her.
这可能是相互的。 It was probably mutual.
就个人来说, Personally speaking,
我觉得你干得很聪明，玛丽。 I think you did a very clever job, Mary.
这对你来说很好。 Well it's all and well for you.
我变成什么了，叔叔吗? What do I become, an uncle?
结婚，亲爱的。 By marriage, dear.
不，我拒绝接受罗德尼做我孩子的父亲。 No, I refuse to accept Rodney as the father of my child.
当然，罗德尼， Surely rather Rodney,
而不是你不认识的陌生人。 than some strange man you didn't know.
你到底同意不同意? Well, do you agree or don't you?
因为如果你不这么做，我就 Because if you don't, I shall just have
给她打电话，把整件事推后。 to ring her up and put the whole thing off.
哦，不，玛丽。不要那样做。 Oh no, Mary. Don't do that.
我相信布鲁斯不会介意当叔叔的， I'm sure Bruce wouldn't mind being Uncle,
一旦他习惯了这个想法。 once he gets used to the idea.
毕竟，做出一些牺牲是值得的 After all, it's worth some sacrifice
请保姆超过两周。 to keep a nanny for more than a fortnight.
(大家同时说话) (all talking at once)
伊丽莎白(哭) (Elizabeth crying)
布鲁斯,你的。 Bruce, yours.
布鲁斯? Bruce?
(伊丽莎白继续哭泣) (Elizabeth continues crying)
你在这啊，老兄。 There you are, my man.
在这里,太太。你不能带他们很重的袋子。 Here, missus. You can't carry them heavy bags.
我来帮你。 I'll give you a hand.
我能行，谢谢。 Oh I can manage, thank you.
我还没老呢，你知道吗? I'm not in my old age yet, you know?
你不会认为我当过母亲 You wouldn't think I'd been mother
对45个孩子，你会吗? to 45 children, would you?
啊呀,不。 Blimey, no.
它是她的。 It's her.
好吧，先给你个好印象。 Well, let's start off with a good impression.
她以后也可以见你。 She can see you too later.
你是班宁夫人吗?哦,是的。你好，亲爱的玛丽。 Is this Mrs. Banning? Oh, yes. How do you do, Mary dear.
晚上好，保姆。请进。 Good evening, Nanny. Do come in.
-我来帮你。-哦，谢谢。 - Let me help you. - Oh, thank you.
这是我妹妹，彭南特夫人。 This is my sister, Mrs. Pennant.
你好，女士。 How do you do, madam?
哦，为什么你自己只是个婴儿，不是吗，亲爱的? Oh, why you're only a baby yourself, aren't you dear?
[玛丽]要我带你上楼吗，保姆? [Mary] Shall I show you upstairs, Nanny?
你跟着我就行。 You just follow me.
我姐姐告诉我你和琼·马里奥特在一起，保姆。 My sister tells me you were with June Marriott, Nanny.
-是的，一个可爱的女人。-一点也不像演员。 - Yes, a delightful woman. - Not at all like an actress.
一点也不。 Not at all.
好母亲，好妻子。 Good mother, and a good wife.
而且一点流言蜚语都没有。 And never a breath of scandal.
一点气息也没有。 Never a breath.
这是你的房间，保姆。 This is your room, Nanny.
多么舒适的小窝啊。 What a cosy little nest.
我真的希望你会舒服。 I do hope you'll be comfortable.
祝福你的心。我会像地毯上的虫子一样舒服。 Bless your heart. I shall be as snug as a bug in the rug.
我的育儿室在哪里? Now where's my nursery?
我等不及要见我的孩子们了。 I can't wait to see my babies.
在这里，保姆。 In here, Nanny.
-嗯，亲爱的。-你好! - Well, dear. - How do you do?
你好!哦，保佑他的心。多么可爱的举止。 How do you do? Oh, bless his heart. What lovely manners.
那么他们的年龄是多少呢? Now what would their ages be?
你是说他们多大了? You mean, how old are they?
嗯，我就是这么说的。 Well, that's what I said.
伊丽莎白的两个。 Elizabeth's two.
瓦伦丁两岁半。 And Valentine's two and a half.
-别傻了，萨宾娜-他肯定不止于此。 - Don't be silly, Sabina. - He must be more than that.
我知道他多大了。 I know how old he is.
我当然是说他是 Oh, of course I meant that he was
上次生日是两岁半。 two and a half last birthday.
[玛丽]我妹妹对时间有点模糊。 [Mary] My sister's a little vague about time.
我希望不是关于日常事务。 Not about daily routine, I hope.
我训练孩子们适应我的节奏。 I train my children to my rhythm.
节奏是规则的基础，规则就是节奏。 Rhythm is essential to regularity, and regularity is rhythm.
让他们站起来，或者让他们坐下， Getting them up, or sitting them down,
每天的时间表必须遵守。 the daily timetable must be observed.
我的天啊。 Goodness gracious me.
是时候让我认识的那些小人物 High time that some little people I know
在睡魔抓到他们之前，他们正在睡觉的路上。 are on their way to bed, before the Sandman gets them.
你可以待会过来跟我道晚安。 You can come up and say good night later.
现在，美女们，我要给你们好好洗个澡。 Now my pretties, I'm going to give you a dear little bathy.
哦,玛丽。我们所有的担忧都结束了。 Oh, Mary. All our worries are over.
罗德尼·萨比娜。 [Rodney] Sabina.
来了,亲爱的。 Coming, darling.
哦，亲爱的，她绝对是一个梦，一个宝藏，一个快乐。 Oh, darling she's an absolute dream, a treasure, a joy.
真希望你能看看瓦伦丁。 I wish you could have seen Valentine.
萨宾娜，保姆对保姆你很了解 Sabina, nanny on no nanny you know perfectly well
我七点钟有一个重要的约会。 I have an important appointment at seven o'clock.
我想吃点东西。 And I want something to eat.
是的。 Yes.
你更喜欢土豆吗 Would you rather the potatoes were
还没完全熟，馅饼刚刚好， not quite cooked and the pie just right,
还是馅饼烤过头了，土豆刚刚好? or the pie over cooked and the potatoes just right?
是的。 Yes.
水壶(吹口哨) (kettle whistling)
怎么了? What's the matter?
他的派。 The pie.
-不，萨宾娜。又不是。-我忍无可忍了。 - Oh no, Sabina. Not again. - This is the last straw.
这当然是最后一根稻草。 It certainly is the last straw.
我是来道歉的 I come in here ready to apologise,
而你却不给我机会。 and you don't give me a chance.
你大发雷霆。 You fly into a temper.
那你还想要什么? Well, what do you expect?
我有一个重要的会议要开。 I have an important meeting before me.
我饿死了，你听到了吗?挨饿。 And I'm starving, do you hear? Starving.
如果你饿了，那就给自己切块蛋糕。 Well if your starving, then cut yourself a piece of cake.
我不能，根本就没有。 I can't, there isn't any.
你怎么知道? How do you know?
我喝茶时喝的。 I had it for tea.
你在这儿，这就证明了。 There you are, that proves it.
它证明了什么? It proves what?
鱼与熊掌不可兼得。 You can't have your cake and eat it.
谁说我可以? Well, who said I could?
你做的事情。你想让我做饭 You do. You expect me to be cooking
还有一个保姆。 and setting in a nanny.
你想要个保姆，是吗? You want a nanny, don't you?
是你想要保姆。 It's you who wants a nanny.
我开始想，从我娶你那天起 I'm beginning to think the day I married you
是我这辈子最糟糕的工作。 was the worst day's work of my life.
这是最后一天的工作。 It was the last day's work.
那是谎言。我每天都工作。 That's a lie. I work every day.
不像我喜欢。 Not like I do.
如果你不想写，你就不写。 If you don't feel like writing, you don't write.
如果我对你说， How would you feel if I said to you,
没有晚餐了，我不想做饭? there's no dinner, I didn't feel like cooking?
跟我现在的感觉一样。 Very much as I feel now.
我相信在食品柜里，有一些 I believe in the larder, there's some-
-不，萨宾娜。我不吃冷的小麦粉布丁。 - No Sabina. I will not eat cold Semolina pudding.
(砰地关上一扇门) (door slams)
(喘息) (gasps)
嗯，保姆怎么样了? Well, how's Nanny getting on?
她在给他们讲睡前故事。 She's telling them a bedtime story.
说实话，这女人是个完美的宝石。 Honestly, the woman's a perfect gem.
(萨拜娜哭了) (Sabina crying)
为什么,萨比娜。 Why, Sabina.
不，最好不要。 No, better not.
你知道吗，我担心萨宾娜的神经不太好。 You know, I'm afraid Sabina's nerves are in a bad way.
无稽之谈。她没有情绪控制能力。 Nonsense. She's got no emotional control.
你是条冷血的鱼。 You're a cold-blooded fish.
我猜你是说我是个有教养的成年人。 You mean I'm a civilised adult, I take it.
有时候我真希望你别这么文明。 Sometimes I wish you weren't so civilised.
也许，你更愿意照顾自己的孩子 Then perhaps, you might prefer looking after your own child
在化学实验室工作。 to working in a chemical laboratory.
真正让人心烦的是，我找到了一个保姆。 What's really upsetting, is that I've found a nanny.
你希望我不要，是吗?不是吗? You hoped I wouldn't, didn't you? Didn't you?
记得吗，在我们结婚之前 Before we were married, remember,
走在巴克利大街上，你说 'twas walking down Barkley Street and you said,
就你的工作而言， as far as your work is concerned,
我从不希望你做你不想做的事 I never want you to do anything you don't want to
因为你和我结婚了。 because you're married to me.
但我还是不想要你 But I still don't want you
去做你不想做的事。 to do anything you don't want to do.
我想要的只是，你应该想要。 All I want is, that you should want to.
你明白我的意思吗? Do you see what I mean?
突然，老妇人变成了一个美丽的仙女， Suddenly, the old woman turned into a beautiful fairy,
所有礼服和游丝，请随意。 all gowns and gossamer if you please.
(婴儿笑) (babies laughing)
用她的魔杖，不管你发生什么事，小家伙。 And with her wand, whate'er befalls you, tiny one.
现在去舞会吧。 Now go to the ball.
现在，想象一下灰姑娘的惊讶 Well now, imagine Cinderella's surprise
当她的脏衣服变成了一件美丽的金色长袍。 when her dirty rags turned into a beautiful golden gown.
她脚上穿着闪闪发光的小水晶鞋。 And on her feet were little twinkling glass slippers.
“但是，”仙女说，“过了十二点钟。 But, said the fairy, after the stroke of 12
你一定不要停留或者回到你将改变的破布。 you must not stay or back to rags you'll change.
以此类推。 And so away.
灰姑娘就这样被带走了 And so Cinderella was whisked off
坐着闪闪发光的玻璃马车去王宫。 to the palace in a glittering glass coach.
她一走进舞厅， And as soon as she entered the ballroom,
白马王子爱上了她， Prince Charming fell in love with her,
丑姐妹们简直气坏了。 and the ugly sisters were simply furious.
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
白马王子和灰姑娘跳了整整一夜。 All night long, Prince Charming danced with Cinderella.
从此他们过上了幸福的生活。 And they lived happily ever after.
哦，我希望晚饭准备好了。 Oh, I hope dinner's ready.
我也是，我饿坏了。 So do I. I feel jolly peckish.
你们俩是不是天真地以为能去吃晚饭? Are you two fondly supposing you're gonna get some dinner?
不是吗? Well, aren't we?
(笑着说) (laughing)
哦,上帝。我想我们最好下馆子吃。 Oh, Lord. We better eat out, I suppose.
你想不想去本地餐馆吃个三明治， Well, do you fancy a sandwich at the local,
或是老恩格尔角的韦尔奇兔子。 or a Welch rabbit at the Old Engel Nook.
哦，本地的。我想喝杯啤酒。 Oh, the local. I feel like a beer.
(玛丽)前夕?我们要去酒吧。 [Mary] Eve? We're going across to the pub.
你跟我们过去好吗? Will you follow us over?
[夏娃]好吧。 [Eve] All right.
你打扮成这样是为了什么? What are you all dolled up for?
出于心理原因 For psychological reasons
你根本不可能理解。 that you couldn't possibly understand.
你无法想象它对一个女人的影响， You can't imagine the effect it has on a woman,
整天喝个烂醉如泥。 going a bottle all day looking like a drab.
穿上真正的衣服，化妆 Putting on real clothes, and doing one's face
有一种，嗯，香槟晚餐的效果。 has the effect of, well, of a champagne supper.
很遗憾我不能得到 It's a pity I can't get
换裤子也有同样的效果。 the same effect by changing my trousers.
你走之前不道歉吗? Aren't you going to say you're sorry before you go?
说对不起? Say I'm sorry?
你真是个狗熊。 For being such a bear.
没用的，萨宾娜。 It's no use, Sabina.
我明白了。 I see.
我不再吸引你了。 I don't attract you anymore.
我可没这么说。 I didn't say that.
听着，我得走了。我已经迟到了。 Look, I must be going. I'm late already.
我说我得走了。 I said I must be going.
我可能会迟到。 I may be late.
所以不要熬夜等我。 So don't wait up for me.
(欢快的音乐) (upbeat music)
麻烦你把芥末拿来好吗? Might I trouble you for the mustard, please?
你介意和我换位置吗，布鲁斯? Would you mind changing places with me, Bruce?
不,不。 No, no.
(钟铃声) (clock chimes)
(喇叭鸣响) (horn honks)
我可以进来吗? May I come in?
维克多，见到你真高兴。 Victor, how nice to see you.
你今晚看起来很迷人。 You're looking very charming this evening.
你在等人吗? You expecting someone?
不，我一个人。我需要振作起来。 No, I'm all alone. I need cheering up.
我会尽力的。 I'll do my best.
但首先，你得帮我扫清障碍。 But first, you must help me clear the way.
当然。 Of course.
非常干净的盘子，是吧? Remarkably clean plates and all, huh?
是的，不是吗? Yes aren't they?
这背后有什么故事? What's the story behind this?
我把晚餐搞砸了，所以他们都出去了。 I spoiled the supper, so they've all gone out.
这就是我一个人的原因。 That's why I'm alone.
你呢?你想出来吗? What about you? Would you like to come out?
不,谢谢。 No thanks.
我更愿意待在这里和你谈谈。 I'd much rather stay here and talk to you.
我们应该谈些什么呢? What should we talk about?
哦，一般的生活。你能看出其中的意义吗? Oh, life in general. Can you see any point in it?
不是一般的，不是。但也有某些时刻。 Not in general, no. But there are certain moments.
请随便喝一杯。 Help yourself to a drink.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
给你一个? One for you?
你知道吗，我想我会的。 You know, I rather think I will.
现在，告诉我是什么让你这么沮丧。 Now, tell me what's been getting you down.
不,不。转念一想，还是不要。 No, no. On second thought, don't.
为什么不呢? Why not?
好吧，这不会让你高兴起来 Well, it won't cheer you up
谈谈你们的家庭争吵。 to talk about your domestic squabbles.
谁说家庭争吵了? Who said anything about domestic squabbles?
亲爱的，你不必在我面前装腔作势。 Darling, you needn't pretend with me.
我能读懂你的每一个想法。 I can read your every thought.
真的吗?我现在在想什么? Really? What am I thinking now?
你想知道这能不能缓解你的情绪 You're wondering if it would relieve your feelings
和我有一腿。 to have an affair with me.
你这是在恭维自己。 You're flattering yourself.
我一点也没有这个意思 I haven't the slightest intention
和你有外遇。 of having an affair with you.
好吧，再来一杯。 Well, have another drink.
不,谢谢。 No thanks.
你现在想的是再喝一杯 You're now thinking that another drink
可能会削弱你的决心。 might weaken your resolution.
一点也不。 Not at all.
我再来一杯，谢谢。 I'll have another, thank you.
你似乎对自己的决心毫无畏惧。 You seem to have no fears about your resolution.
哦，但是我有。 Oh, but I have.
坐在旁边谁不喜欢呢 Who wouldn't when sitting next
嫁给这么迷人迷人的女人? to such a charming and desirable woman?
你真的认为我有魅力吗? Do you really think I'm desirable?
还是你只是出于礼貌? Or are you just being polite?
我认为任何高不可攀的女人都是有魅力的。 I think any unattainable woman's desirable.
问题是很少有人能做到。 The trouble is so few are.
问题是你认识的女人太多了。 The trouble with you is you've known too many women.
可能都是错误的类型。 Probably all of the wrong sort.
-回想起来，他们总是这样。-这真是一种安慰。 - They always are, in retrospect. - What a comfort that is.
和你的恋爱就像重感冒，什么都可以 A love affair with you is like a bad cold, something to be
尽快从你的身体里消失。 got out of your system as quickly as possible.
完全正确。 Exactly.
我永远不会那样去爱， I could never love like that,
事先想好了。 thinking it all out beforehand.
如果我爱，我想把一切抛到九霄云外。 If I love, I want to throw everything to the wind.
不是你的本尼迪克特，亲爱的。 Not your Benedictine too, my sweet.
不,亲爱的。 No, darling.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, darling.
我只知道我非常不快乐。 I only knew I'm terribly unhappy.
没有人能帮我，没有人。没有人知道。 And nobody can help me, nobody. Nobody knows.
没人知道什么? Nobody knows what?
我不知道。 I don't know.
亲爱的。 Darling.
不要说话，不要动。 Don't let's speak, don't let's move.
为什么? Why?
这是高潮。 This is the climax.
这一刻总会到来， This is a moment that always comes,
当无法达到的变得可以达到， when the unattainable becomes attainable,
当一个人知道他可以的时候。 when one knows that one can.
但有一个不是。 But one doesn't.
那时男人才觉得自己像上帝。 It's then that men feel Godlike.
我一点也不觉得自己像上帝。 I don't feel a bit Godlike.
萨比娜,亲爱的, Sabina, darling-
-不，走开。现在太晚了。 - No, go away. It's too late now.
多像个女人啊。 How like a woman.
你不喜欢我不亲你。 You don't like it when I don't kiss you.
我想说的时候，你不让。 And when I try to, you won't let me.
你想要什么? What do you want?
我想让你吻我是因为你忍不住了。 I'm wanting you to kiss me because you couldn't help it.
好的，我会的。 Well, I will.
不，你现在不能。 No, you can't now.
你这五分钟都在帮它。 You've been helping it for the last five minutes.
哦。 Oh.
(清理) (throat clearing)
-你好，布鲁斯。- - - - - -你好。 - Hello, Bruce. - Hello.
晚上,禁止。 Evening, Banning.
晚上。 Evening.
玛丽和伊芙去看电影了。 Mary and Eve have gone to the pictures.
你是在告诉我哪里可以买到腌核桃。 You were telling me where to get pickled walnuts.
哦，是的，是的。我得找个时间带你过去。 Oh yes, yes. I must take you down there sometime.
(萨拜娜)。 [Sabina] Do.
看来我在这里也做不了什么了。 Well, there doesn't seem much more I can do here.
再见,萨比娜。 Goodbye, Sabina.
谢谢你帮我清理。 Thank you for helping me to clear it away.
(用外语发言) (speaking in foreign language)
晚安，老伙计。 Goodnight, old boy.
外面冷吗? Is it cold out?
是的。你会注意到这种对比。 Yes. One notices the contrast, coming in.
(萨拜娜)的意思吗? [Sabina] Meaning?
——萨比娜。——什么? - Sabina. - What?
我知道这不关我的事。 Well, I know it's none of my business.
那就闭嘴。 Then shut up.
告诉你哪里可以买到腌核桃。 Telling you where to get pickled walnuts.
他是。你不相信我吗? He was. Don't you believe me?
我不知道。如果你这么说的话。 I don't know. If you would say so.
但这是最不寻常的态度 But it was the most extraordinary attitude
这是我见过的 I've ever seen a person take up
告诉别人去哪里买腌核桃。 to tell another person where to get pickled walnuts.
你有见人的习惯吗 Are you in the habit of seeing people
告诉别人哪里可以买到腌核桃? tell other people where to get pickled walnuts?
是的，我见过很多人 Yes, I've seen a lot of people
告诉别人去哪里买东西， tell other people where to get things,
而且不仅仅是腌核桃。 and not only pickled walnuts, either.
我不可能让你明白。 Oh, it's impossible to make you understand.
我很明白。 I understand well enough.
你没吃晚饭，又喝得太多了。 You've had no supper, and too much to drink.
无稽之谈。我只有两个小的。 Nonsense. I've only had two tiny ones.
如果数到二， Well, if got that far on two,
你数到三会怎么样? where would you have got on three?
多亏了你，我们永远不会知道。 Thanks to you, we shall never know.
哦。 Oh.
你们都是傻瓜。 And you're all such a simpleton.
你觉得维克多不是认真的吧? You don't think Victor's serious, do you?
为什么，如果你告诉过他你要这么做吗 Why, if you ever told him you were gonna
离开罗德尼，和他一起离开 leave Rodney and go away with him,
他会像闪电一样冲出那扇门。 he'd be out of that door like greased lightning.
我没有丝毫的意图 I have not the lightest intention
离开罗德尼，维克多也知道 of leaving Rodney, and Victor knows it.
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I see.
只是一个小小的阴谋 Just a nice little intrigue
消磨寂寞的夜晚。 to while away the lonely evenings.
很漂亮。 Very pretty.
哦，看在上帝的份上 Oh, for Heaven's sakes
别用你那高人一等的脑袋来烦我。 stop bating me with your superior head.
我受够了婚姻。罗德尼不欣赏我。 I'm fed up with marriage. Rodney doesn't appreciate me.
没有人欣赏我。我真希望我死了。 Nobody appreciates me. I wish I were dead.
哦,萨比娜。你太善良了。 Oh, Sabina. You're so kind hearted.
[萨宾娜]嗯，我很感激。 [Sabina] Well, I'm very grateful.
现在，现在，请你听着，萨宾娜。 Now now, please listen Sabina.
我说了你所有的坏话。 I've said all the nasty things about you.
也可以说些好话才公平。 It's only fair to say the nice things too.
你得把它们想出来，对吧? You're going to have a job to think them up, aren't you?
一点也不。 Not at all.
我只是今天晚上才告诉罗德尼他应该 I was telling Rodney only this evening that he should
感谢上帝，你是这样的女人。 thank Heaven you're the sort of woman you are.
布鲁斯，你是吗?请告诉我为什么。 Oh, Bruce were you? Do tell me why.
你会拥有所有女人的品质。 Well, you'll have all the womanly qualities.
你很有人情味，很热心。 You're human and warmhearted.
而且，你有胆量。 And what's more, you've got guts.
你有勇气放弃你的职业， You had the courage to give up your profession,
做你讨厌的工作， and take on a job you hate,
因为你想做你男人的妻子。 because you wanted to be a wife to your man.
是的。 Yes.
我不知道你为什么要这样跟我说话。 I don't know why you've bothered to talk to me like this.
我知道你不是那种会说话的女人。 Well, I know you're not the sort of woman to behave like.
这就是让我心烦的地方。 Well, that's what upset me.
不，你说得很对。 No, you're quite right.
我做了你没说的事。 I did behave like, what you didn't say.
我想满足我的虚荣心。 I wanted to satisfy my vanity.
我想摆脱每个女人都不想知道的事 I wanted to kick that every woman gets out of knowing
她还是能让人想要她。 she can still make somebody want her.
我想你现在比以前更鄙视我了。 Now, I suppose you despise me more than ever.
哦，这是人性的弱点。 Oh, it's a very human weakness.
你一直对我很好。 You've been very sweet to me.
一点也不。罗德尼是我的朋友。 Not at all. Rodney is my friend.
当然。 Of course.
我非常喜欢，布鲁斯。 I like very much, Bruce.
我也喜欢你。 I like you too.
因为我很喜欢你， And because I like you so much,
我会努力不辜负你对我的好感。 I'll try and live up to your good opinion of me.
哦，谢谢。 Oh, thank you.
你能答应我不要到处去亲男人吗 And will you promise me not to go around kissing men
只是为了从中获得乐趣。 just to get the kick out of it.
我可以试试。 I can try.
下次你面对诱惑的时候， And the next time you're faced with temptation,
你能数到五然后想起我吗? will you count up to five and think of me.
像这样。一，二，三，四， Like this. One, two, three, four,
五个 five.
然后什么? What then?
到那时，危险应该已经过去了。 By then the danger should have passed.
它没有。 It hasn't.
萨宾娜，你答应过的! Sabina, you promised!
想想你，我想了。 To think about you, and I did.
现在我没法再去想 And now I shan't be able to think about
任何其他事情，直到永远。 anything else forever and ever.
但这太可怕了。 But this is terrible.
有什么可怕的?这是天堂。 What's terrible about it? It's Heaven.
现在，你吻我。 Now, you kiss me.
打扰一下，女士。 Excuse me, madam.
我给你和你丈夫泡了一杯可口的可可。 I've made you and your husband a nice cup of cocoa.
罗德尼。 Rodney.
罗德尼!不，罗德尼，回来，老伙计。 Rodney! No, Rodney come back, old chap.
根本不是你想的那样。 It isn't what you think at all.
哦,罗德尼。 Oh, Rodney.
不，罗德尼，回来，老伙计。 No, Rodney come back, old chap.
根本不是你想的那样。 It isn't what you think at all.
罗德尼，回来。 Rodney, come back.
哦,亲爱的。没用的。 Oh, darling. It's no use.
没用的，他已经走了。 It's no use, he's gone.
布鲁斯，我们该怎么办? Oh Bruce, what are we going to do?
现在我们也无能为力了。 Well, there's nothing we can do now.
别介意,萨比娜。 Nevermind, Sabina.
我明早第一件事就是去找罗德尼， I'll go to Rodney first thing in the morning and I'll,
我会告诉他事情的经过。 I'll tell him exactly how it all happened.
我希望他能理解。 I hope he'll understand.
哦，我希望他会。 Oh, I hope he will.
但是玛丽怎么办? But what about Mary?
哦。哦，是的，玛丽。 Oh. Oh yes, Mary.
看,萨比娜。 Look, Sabina.
我们是不是最好快点让开， Hadn't we better get out of the way quick,
在她进来之前? before she comes in?
是的，我现在无法面对她。 Yes, I couldn't face her now.
是的。是的，我们明天早上告诉她。 Yes. Yes, we'll tell her in the morning.
是的。 Yes.
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
稳定。 Steady.
好吧, Well,
晚安,萨比娜。 goodnight, Sabina.
晚安,布鲁斯。 Goodnight, Bruce.
(笑着说) (all laughing)
是的，夫人。 That's right, madam.
我们一定要让他睡个美容觉，不是吗? We must see that he gets his beauty sleep, mustn't we?
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
晚安,萨比娜。 Goodnight, Sabina.
晚安,布鲁斯。 Goodnight, Bruce.
我一会儿就回来，亲爱的。晚安,保姆。 Shan't be a moment, darling. Goodnight, Nanny.
做个好梦，先生。 Pleasant dreams, sir.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
(惊叫和砰砰声) (exclaims and thumps)
(平静的音乐) (calm music)
-我要去做练习。-这是一个可爱的早晨。 - I'm going to do my exercises. - It's a lovely morning.
(深呼吸) (breathing deeply)
手臂举起来，举起来。武器。 Arms up, up. Arms out.
举起手臂，举起手臂。这是正确的。 Arms up, arms up. That's right.
一,二。一,二。现在,前进。向前弯曲,。 One, two. One, two. Now, forward. Bend, forward.
哦，我想今天上午就到这里吧。 Oh, I think that's enough for this morning.
亲爱的，现在你可以去玩了。 Now, my darling you can go and play.
我得去叫醒爸爸妈妈。 I must go and wake mommy and daddy.
哦，夫人。 Oh, there now madam.
我正准备给你上一杯好茶呢。 And I was just going to bring you up a nice cup of tea.
哦,保姆。你真是太好了。 Oh, Nanny. How very kind of you.
但是你不能溺爱我们。 But you mustn't spoil us.
现在，我要抓紧时间， Now, I'll make haste,
在你丈夫起床前让他起床。 and make your husband his 'fore he gets up.
恐怕他起床了。 He is up, I'm afraid.
我们还不习惯这么多关注。 We're not used to all this attention.
你是早起的人。 You are early risers.
早上,夏娃。 Morning, Eve.
早.... Morning.
我想我应该拿上我的盘子，然后回去睡觉。 I thought I'd get my tray and go back to bed.
是的,做。 Yes, do.
保姆，这是伊芙。 Nanny, this is Eve.
你好，亲爱的。另一个妹妹? How do you do, dear. Another sister?
不，只是朋友。 No, just a friend.
亲爱的，你回去睡觉吧。 Well, you run back to bed, dear.
我给你带点早餐上来。 I'll bring you up some breakfast.
哦，谢谢大家。 Oh, thanks all.
真的，保姆，我不能要你 Really Nanny, I can't have you
在楼梯上跑上跑下。 running up and down all those stairs.
当我第一次觉得楼梯有问题的时候， Well, the first time the stairs began to bother me,
我就知道我是时候退休了。 I'll know it's time I retired for good.
[玛丽]你到底在干什么? [Mary] What on Earth are you doing?
我下楼去吃早餐，亲爱的。 Just going down to breakfast, darling.
但今天是星期天。 But it's Sunday.
[布鲁斯]天哪，是吗? [Bruce] Good heavens, is it?
是的。 Yes.
如果你觉得今天不是星期天， And if you thought it wasn't Sunday,
你穿着这身衣服干什么? what are you doing in those clothes?
难以想象，亲爱的。 Can't imagine, darling.
[玛丽]我也不能。 [Mary] Nor can I.
不是说我没睡，我还不如不睡呢。 Well, not that I'm up I might as well stay up.
等一下，我好像忘了一件事。 Wait a minute, I think I've forgotten something.
你忘了今天是星期天。 You've forgotten it's Sunday.
噢,是的。就是这样。 Oh yes. That was it.
[玛丽]今天早上你的行为很奇怪。 [Mary] You're behaving very oddly this morning.
是的,亲爱的。我知道。 Yes, darling. I know.
我是说，我是吗? I mean, am I?
哦，是吗? Oh he did, did he?
非常感谢。这就是我想知道的。 Thank you very much. That's all I wanted to know.
没有，没有留言。请别说我打过电话。 No, no message. And please don't say I called.
再见。 Goodbye.
早上好，萨宾娜。 Good morning, Sabina.
哦,布鲁斯。谢天谢地，你醒了。 Oh, Bruce. Thank heavens you're up.
我已经尽力阻止奶妈了 It's been all I could do to prevent Nanny
从端茶到家里的每个人。 from taking up the cups of tea to everybody in the house.
嗯，我一醒来就起床了。 Well, I got up as soon as I woke.
玛丽觉得很奇怪。 Mary thought it very odd.
你告诉她了吗? Have you told her?
哦，不，早餐前不是 Oh no, no before breakfast isn't
这是告诉玛丽事情的好时机。 a very good time to tell Mary things.
你最好快点。 Well, you better hurry up.
哦,亲爱的。生活不是很艰难吗? Oh, dear. Isn't life difficult?
可怜的宝贝，我想你是 Poor darling, I suppose you're
还在担心罗德尼。 still worrying about Rodney.
不，我不是。 No, I'm not.
我刚给他的俱乐部打了电话 I've just telephoned his club,
他们说他在那里过夜了。 and they say he spent the night there.
我想他马上就回来了。 I expect he'll be home any minute now.
-没关系，萨宾娜。-我会支持你的。 - Well nevermind, Sabina. - I'll stand by you.
哦,布鲁斯。 Oh, Bruce.
有一个真正的男人可以求助真是一种安慰。 It's such a comfort to have a real man to turn to.
我倒觉得这是一种安慰 I rather find it a comfort
有个真正的女人可以向我求助。 to have a real woman to turn to me.
好了好了，你喜欢鸟。 Now now, you love birds.
谢谢你，保姆。咖啡。 Thank you, Nanny. Coffee.
要是我们能永远这样坐着就好了。 If only we could sit like this forever.
谁能告诉我为什么你们俩 Will somebody please tell me why you two
像一对小宝贝一样坐在树林里吗? are sitting there like a couple of babes in the woods?
你看，玛丽，整个 Well you see, Mary, the whole-
-这是祝酒词。-啊，吐司。 - Here's the toast. - Ah, toast.
早上好，保姆。 Good morning, Nanny.
也许爸爸会上来吃 Perhaps Daddy will come up and have
早餐后和他的妞们玩个小游戏。 a little game with his chicks after breakie.
就在早餐之后，保姆。是的。 Right after breakie, Nanny. Yes.
哦，让我亲爱的。 Oh, let me dear.
好吗? Well?
你看，玛丽，这很难解释。 Well, you see Mary, it's rather difficult to explain.
但保姆要进入她的大脑 But Nanny's got to get into her head
布鲁斯和我结婚了 that Bruce is married to me.
即使在我迟钝的头脑里，这一点也很清楚。 That was clear even to my dull mind.
我想知道为什么? What I want to know is why?
你看，玛丽，昨晚发生了一些事。 Well, you see Mary, something happened last night.
不，玛丽，不，不，什么都没发生，只是 No Mary, no no no, nothing happened, only-
保姆进来发现我们在井里 - Nanny came in and found us in well,
这就是所谓的妥协局面。 what's called a compromising situation.
-这不是计划好的，玛丽-你必须相信这一点。 - It wasn't planned, Mary. - You must believe that.
这完全出乎我们的意料，不是吗? It took us both completely by surprise, didn't it?
完全。这一刻一切都很正常。 Completely. One moment everything was normal.
突然之间，一切都颠倒了。 [Both] And then suddenly everything was upside down.
你们是告诉对方，还是告诉我? Are you telling each other, or me?
都是我的错，玛丽。 It was my fault, Mary.
我哭了，布鲁斯很同情我。 I was crying and Bruce was sorry for me.
然后对我那么甜蜜，我都忘了自己。 And then so sweet to me, that I forgot myself.
哦，我也忘了自己，别忘了。 Oh, I forgot myself too, don't forget.
但我先忘了自己。 But I forgot myself first.
一瞬间，玛丽，我意识到你和我 In a flash, Mary, I realised that you and I
应该嫁给对方的丈夫。 should have married each other's husbands.
哦，玛丽，别光坐在那儿喝咖啡。 Oh Mary, don't just sit there drinking your coffee.
你想骂我就骂吧。 Call me names if you want to.
很抱歉让你失望了 I'm sorry to disappoint you,
但我并不想大吵大闹 but I haven't any intention of making a scene.
这就是我们，完美的机器在工作。 There we are, the perfect machine at work.
我有失去自我控制的危险吗? Am I in danger of losing my self control?
按下按钮B，把它拿回来。 Press button B, and get it back.
但我看得出你还是很生气。 But I can see you're angry all the same.
我当然生气了。 Of course I'm angry.
我生气是因为你们两个都不是 I'm angry because neither of you
我似乎意识到你的胡闹的后果了。 seem to realise the consequences of your little frolic.
我讨厌“嬉戏”这个词。 I resent that word, frolic.
-不管那是什么-我不关心这个。 - Well, whatever it was then. - I'm not concerned with that.
我不能原谅的是这种肆意的粗心大意。 It's the wanton carelessness of it that I can't forgive.
如果你一定要做这些事， If you must do these things,
为什么要选新保姆的第一晚呢? now why choose the first night of a new nanny?
我想说的是，女士 I was going to suggest, madam,
如果你愿意把午餐留给我， that if you'd like to leave the lunch to me,
今天早上你可以带孩子们出去。 you could take the children out this morning.
哦,保姆。多好。 Oh, Nanny. How nice.
不客气，夫人。我喜欢烹饪。 Not at all, madam. I love cooking.
这就是我们要失去的女人。 That's the woman we're going to lose.
我非常抱歉。我们肯定能做点什么。 I'm terribly sorry. Surely there's something we can do.
难道我们不能说我在黑暗中把萨宾娜当成你了吗? Couldn't we say I mistook Sabina for you in the dark?
天并不黑。 It wasn't dark.
不。 No.
只有一条出路。 There's only one way out.
毕竟，你已经铺床了。 After all, you've made your bed.
你是说继续假装 You mean go on pretending-
-你不是认真的吧，玛丽。 - But you can't be serious, Mary.
但这意味着 But it would mean-
-这只意味着保姆必须思考 - All it would mean is that Nanny must think
你和布鲁斯共处一室 that you and Bruce share the same room.
当然，没有别的了。 Nothing else, of course.
——好。——好。 - Well. - Well.
这是我们留住她的唯一希望。 It's our only hope of keeping her.
你这么说，我们几乎有责任了。 When you put it like that, it seems almost our duty.
我最好去警告伊芙。 I better go and warn Eve.
我们不想让她说什么尴尬的话。 We don't want her to say anything awkward.
如果你要上楼，布鲁斯 Oh, if you're going upstairs Bruce,
你可以帮忙收拾床铺。 you might help with the beds.
当然可以。我从哪个开始呢?你的还是萨宾娜的? Certainly. Which shall I start with? Yours or Sabina's?
伊丽莎白(哭) (Elizabeth crying)
哦，你这个淘气的小女孩。 Oh, you naughty naughty little girl.
哦，看看你自己。哦，好大一盆。 Oh, look at yourself. Oh, what a pot.
我得去洗手间处理这事了。哦亲爱的。 Oh, I'll have to deal with this in the bathroom. Oh dear.
(出租车离开) (taxi leaving)
夫人，我想知道伊丽莎白小姐是否还有一件衣服。 I wonder if there's another dress for Miss Elizabeth, madam.
恐怕发生了意外。 I'm afraid there's been an accident.
对伊丽莎白来说是意外? An accident to Elizabeth?
哦，她没有恶意。 Oh, she's up to no harm.
天知道，她可能会这么做。 Though Heaven knows, she might've done.
她刚一转身，我的小姑娘就吃了 The moment by back was turned, my little miss ate
请把整罐冷霜都给我。 the whole pot of cold cream, if you please.
我的天啊。我们必须做点什么。 Oh my goodness. We must do something.
哦，没关系，夫人。 Oh, that's all right, madam.
她把它分开了。 She's parted with it.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
-当然，夫人。-没什么好担心的。 - Quite sure, madam. - There's no cause for alarm.
有些孩子什么都吃，真是不可思议。 It's extraordinary how some children will eat everything.
伊丽莎白是那两个人中的一个。 It's Elizabeth's the handful of those two.
但你当然不会知道，因为你只是个阿姨。 But of course you wouldn't know, being only an aunt.
我觉得你不该这么说伊丽莎白。 I don't think you should say that about Elizabeth.
毕竟，你还不太了解孩子们。 After all, you hardly know the children yet.
哦，我总能看出来。 Oh, I can always tell.
我还注意到，有了两个孩子， I also noticed that with two children,
父母的所有优点都体现在一个人身上， all the good qualities of the parents go into the one,
所有坏的都变成了另一个。 and all the bad into the other.
在这种情况下，瓦伦丁大师是幸运的。 In this case, it's Master Valentine's the lucky one.
瓦伦丁是怎么回事? What's that about Valentine?
你好,罗德尼。 Hello, Rodney.
我们只是在谈论孩子们。 We were just talking about the children.
哦。 Oh.
瓦伦丁是个好孩子，不是吗? Valentine's a fine little chap, isn't he?
哦，他当然是。 Oh, he certainly is.
更重要的是，他继承了他父亲的美貌。 And what's more, he's inherited his father's good looks.
哦，我不知道。现在说这个还为时过早。 Oh, I don't know about that. It's a bit early to say.
我是说，他只有那么高。 I mean, he's only about that high.
来吧，保姆。 Come along, Nanny.
我敢打赌他也会继承他父亲的魅力。 And I'll wager he'll have his father's charm too.
哦,这样。 Oh, so.
亲爱的，你转动床垫了吗? Did you turn the mattress, dear?
(低沉的抱怨) (muffled grumbling)
你有什么可辩解的吗? Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
我想这个问题可能更容易由我来问。 I think that question might more easily come from me.
像这样转身，然后走出屋子 Turn on your heel like that, and walk out of the house
甚至不需要等待一个解释。 without even waiting for an explanation.
我想要的解释都有了。 I have all the explanation I needed.
你总是这样，罗德尼。 It's always the same with you, Rodney.
每当我做了你不喜欢的事， Whenever I do something you don't like,
在我有时间解释或做任何事之前 before I have time to explain or do anything,
你去做一件我鄙视的事 you go and do something I despise-
-哦，好吧，把很多词串在一起 - Oh right, string a lot of words together
混淆问题。 and confuse the issue.
如果你要鄙视我，那就是我了。 If there's any despising to be done, I'm the one to do it.
因为我碰巧吻了布鲁斯? Because I happened to kiss Bruce?
因为我碰巧看到你了，仅此而已。 Because I happened to see you, that's all.
我不明白的是你为什么偏偏选布鲁斯? What beats me is why you should pick Bruce of all people?
你为什么偏偏说布鲁斯? Why did you say Bruce of all people like that?
嗯,因为。 Well, because.
因为他不是那种人。 Because he isn't that kind of a man.
如果是维克多，我就能理解了。 Now had it been Victor, I could have understood it.
要是你早点回家就好了 If only you'd come home a little earlier,
本来是可以的。 it would have been.
是什么，比赛还是什么? What was it, a competition or something?
哦。噢，维克多表现得很糟糕， Oh. Oh, Victor behaved abominably,
想占我便宜，违背我的意愿亲我。 tried to take advantage of, kissing me against my will.
然后布鲁斯进来了，我转向他， And then Bruce came in, and I turned to him,
就像一艘船在暴风雨中寻求庇护。 as a ship seeks shelter in a storm.
我很感激他，我吻了他。 I was so grateful to him, that I kissed him.
出于感激。 Out of gratitude.
你难道看不出来， Can't you see that in a way,
我吻布鲁斯是对你的赞美。 my kissing Bruce was a compliment to you.
我想对他来说，这是一种侮辱。 I suppose to him, it was an insult.
他说我有勇气放弃一切， He said I had the courage to give up everything,
因为我想做我男人的妻子。 because I wanted to be a wife to my man.
那是你，罗德尼。 That's you, Rodney.
谢谢你的提醒。 Oh, thanks for the reminder.
我知道我鼓励了维克多。 Oh, I know I encouraged Victor.
但那是因为我不开心。 But that was because I was unhappy.
你让我觉得我永远做不到 You made me feel as if I could never
做你想要的妻子， be the sort of wife you would want,
我总是无能，让你失望 that I'd always be incompetent and disappoint you.
我想我是想增强我的自尊。 I suppose I was trying to bolster up my self respect.
我只是把它弄丢了。 All I did was to lose it.
我恨维克多和我自己，我想死。 I hated Victor and myself, and I wanted to die.
萨比娜。 Sabina.
你能原谅我吗? Can you forgive me?
你真是捉摸不透。 Well, you're so unpredictable.
我会试着更容易预测。 I'll try to be more predictable.
哦,玛丽。罗德尼这么好，这么善解人意。 Oh, Mary. Rodney's been so good and understanding.
听你这么说我很高兴。 Well, I'm very glad to hear it.
他同意这是唯一的办法吗? Does he agree that it's the only thing to do?
做什么?做什么?什么? To do? To do what? What?
我还没告诉他呢。 Oh, I haven't told him about that.
[玛丽]那么，你也该这么做了。 [Mary] Then, it's about the time you did.
哦，早上好。 Oh, good morning.
哦，早上好。高尔夫的事我很抱歉。 Oh, good morning. Sorry about the golf.
哦，是的，我们今天早上本来要玩的。是的。 Oh yes, we were to play this morning. Yes.
现在太晚了，不是吗? It's too late now, isn't it?
恐怕是的。 I'm afraid it is.
遗憾。 Pity.
没关系，老头。 That's all right, old man.
爸爸什么时候来看他的小儿子? When's daddy coming up to see his little boy?
来了,亲爱的。 Coming, darling.
如果她高兴的话，我现在就走。 Oh, I'll go now if it'll please her.
她不是指你，罗德尼。 She didn't mean you, Rodney.
不，亲爱的，你看，她想 No, darling, you see, she thinks
布鲁斯是孩子们的爸爸。 Bruce is the children's daddy.
那她说这话是什么意思 Then what did she mean by saying that
瓦伦丁继承了我的美貌? Valentine has inherited my good looks?
不是你的，是布鲁斯的。 Not yours, Bruce's.
布鲁斯的? Bruce's?
你看，昨晚之后 You see, after last night,
保姆以为布鲁斯和我结婚了。 Nanny thinks that Bruce is married to me.
我们得继续假装下去， We've got to keep up the pretence,
否则我们怕她会提前通知我们。 because otherwise we're afraid she'll give notice.
如果你答应的话，你最好上去。 You'd better go up if you promised.
哦,对了。 Oh, right.
-这就是你的小计划?-我得说，非常漂亮。 - So that's the little plan? - Very pretty, I must say.
罗德尼，别为难我。 Now don't be difficult, Rodney.
困难吗?你平静地希望我袖手旁观， Difficult? You calmly expect me to stand by,
让那个布鲁斯篡夺我的婚姻权利 and let that Bruce usurp my conjugal rights?
-但他不会，真的。-他只是假装。 - But he wouldn't, really. - He'd only pretend to.
♬他Lum他Lum la la♬ ♪ Lum did he lum did he lum la la ♪
没错，打他。这是正确的。 That's right, hit him. That's right.
快点，快点，快起来。(笑着说) Faster, faster, giddy up. (laughing)
哦，很好，爸爸。 Oh, very good, Daddy.
♬他Lum他la la la♬ ♪ Lum did he lum did he la la la ♪
还不够吗，我回家了 Isn't it enough, I come home
发现我妻子在另一个男人怀里? and find my wife in the arms of another man?
你觉得从那以后我是什么感觉? How do you think I've been feeling since then?
你知道我昨晚是怎么过的吗? Do you realise how I spent last night?
我在街上走了好几个小时。 I walked the streets for hours.
你在街上走? You walked the streets?
是的。所有的夜晚。我只是想远离这一切。 Yes. All night. I just wanted to get away from everything.
哦，你这个虫子。你没有走过任何街道。 Oh, you worm. You didn't walk any streets.
你昨晚是在俱乐部的床上睡的，对吧? You spent the night in bed at your club, didn't you?
我鄙视那些为了博得同情而撒谎的人。 Oh, I despise a man who lies to get sympathy.
布鲁斯不会那样撒谎的，对吧，玛丽? Bruce would never lie like that, would he Mary?
你想吓唬我，让我思考 You wanted to frighten me, to make me think
你投河自尽了。 you'd thrown yourself into the river.
这样你回来的时候，我就放心了， So that when you came back, I'd be so relieved,
我会搂着你的脖子向你道歉。 I'd throw my arms around your neck and apologise.
萨宾娜，别老转移话题。 Sabina, don't keep changing the subject.
如果你觉得我会留在这里，纵容你 If you think I'm gonna stay here, and connive
这么奇妙的安排，你大错特错了。 at this fantastic arrangement, you're very much mistaken.
你也是。我要离开这里。 And so are you. I'm getting out of here.
哦，稍等一下。 Oh, just a minute.
亲爱的，你不能这样对我，你不能。 Darling, you can't do this to me, you simply can't.
不要做任何事后让你后悔的事。 Don't do anything you'll be sorry for afterwards.
你要去哪里? And where are you going to?
(大家同时说话) (all talking at once)
我在这里看到的都是乱七八糟的东西。 All I get here is everything thrown in my face.
什么样的事情?你怎么敢? What sort of things? How dare you?
我讨厌看到你这样。 I hate seeing you like this.
不，罗德尼，听着。 No, Rodney listen.
-情况不妙，萨宾娜-必须这么做 - It's not good, Sabina. - It's gotta be this way.
嗯，你看。 Well, you see.
现在，我的衬衫呢? Now, where is my shirt?
这衬衫吗? Which shirt?
不是我穿的那件，也不是洗衣店的那件。 Not the one I'm wearing, nor the one at the laundry.
另一个。 The other one.
这是播放。我去拿。 It's airing. I'll go and get it.
顺便找几双袜子。 And kindly find some socks while you're about it.
为什么,罗德尼。你要走了吗? Why, Rodney. Are you going away?
是的。 Yes.
你受伤了，是吗? You've been hurt, haven't you?
我以为布鲁斯是我最好的朋友。 I thought Bruce was my best friend.
可怜的罗德尼，你打算怎么办? Oh, poor Rodney, what are you going to do?
公认的做法是去猎捕大型猎物。 Well, the recognised thing is to go big game hunting.
但你不会这么做。 But you wouldn't do that.
-我不知道，也许吧。-或者我可以去尚克林。 - I don't know, I might. - Or I might go to Shanklin.
为什么Shanklin ? Why Shanklin?
为什么在任何地方?我不能待在这里。 Why anywhere? I can't stay here.
房子里会到处都是鬼魂。 The house will be full of ghosts.
你看起来确实很累。 You do look tired.
我累了。 I am tired.
我整晚都在街上走。 I walked the streets all night.
我不太记得了，直到黎明时分， I don't remember much about it until towards dawn,
我发现自己在殖民地的家外面。 I found myself outside the home in Colonial.
对你来说太可怕了。 How dreadful for you.
罗德尼，我知道受伤是什么感觉。 Rodney, I know what it's like to be hurt.
失落感，受伤的虚荣心，都在时光中消逝。 Sense of loss, wounded vanity, all go in time.
但这种幻灭摧毁了内心的某种东西。 But the disillusionment destroys something inside.
这种情况会一直持续下去。 And that goes on forever.
当然。 Of course.
你也经历过。 You've been through it too.
是的,确实。 Yes, indeed.
我们之间应该有感情，罗德尼。 There should be a bond between us, Rodney.
我们都知道我们不能再爱了。 We both know we can never love again.
但我们可以做朋友，不是吗? But we can be friends, can't we?
当然，亲爱的罗德尼， Of course, Rodney dear,
前提是你保证永远不跟我做爱。 if you promise never to try to make love to me.
哦，我保证。亲爱的伊芙，你真可爱。 Oh, I promise. Darling Eve, you're very sweet.
罗德尼，别叫我亲爱的。 Oh Rodney, don't call me darling.
亲爱的。 Darling.
那不是真的，罗德尼。 That didn't happen, Rodney.
不是吗? Didn't it?
他们也没有。 Neither did that.
哦,罗德尼。你承诺。 Oh, Rodney. You promised.
伊芙，亲爱的别这么想。 Oh, Eve darling don't take it like that.
你会让我觉得我做了可怕的事。 You'll make me feel I've done something dreadful.
不,不。这不是你的错，是我的错。 No, no. It's not your fault, it's mine.
我现在就得告诉你。 I'll have to tell you now.
告诉我，告诉我什么 Tell me, tell me what?
我欺骗了你。我欺骗了你们所有人。 I've deceived you. I deceived you all.
我让你以为我的人生是个悲剧， I let you think there was a tragedy in my life,
这都是我瞎编的 and I made it all up.
但是为什么呢? But why?
我想让你们以为我不需要男人。 I wanted you all to think I didn't want men.
事实是，男人从来都不想要我。 And the truth is, men have never wanted me.
现在你已经证明了事实并非如此，不是吗? Well, now you've got prove to the contrary, haven't you?
不，那只是因为萨宾娜的事让你很痛苦 No, it's only because you were miserable about Sabina
感觉你必须要亲吻什么东西。 and felt you had to kiss something.
你必须相信我觉得这次经历很愉快。 Well, you must believe I found the experience enjoyable.
否则我就不会再吻你了。 Or I wouldn't have kissed you again.
哦,罗德尼。你给了我新的希望。 Oh, Rodney. You've put new hope into me.
你好像没有没有破洞的袜子。 You don't seem to have any socks without holes in them.
我跟你说了好几周了。 I've been telling you that for weeks.
罗德尼，我会帮你补的。 I'll darn them for you, Rodney.
你不能。没有织补用的羊毛。 You can't. There's no darning wool.
我会找到一些的。 I'll find some.
你好像没浪费多少时间，是吗? You don't seem to have lost much time, do you?
你应该担心。 You should worry.
我没有，我只是想知道为什么一个小人会恨我 I'm not, I'm only wondering why a little man hater
怎么会突然对你的袜子这么感兴趣。 should take such a sudden interest in your socks.
嗯,也许吧。我不明白这是什么。 Well, maybe. I don't see what it is.
但这可能是出于她的好心。 But it may be out of the kindness of her heart.
不，她抓住了袜子， No that she seized on there socks,
因为她想羞辱我。 because she wanted to humiliate me.
她知道我不会补袜子。 She knows I can't darn socks.
等等,萨比娜。萨拜娜等。 Wait, Sabina. Sabina, wait.
有个能帮你补袜子的人， There you have there someone who can darn your socks,
一个真正被驯化的人。 somebody who really is domesticated.
我不能自私。 I mustn't be selfish.
但是，你完全搞错了。 But, you've got it all wrong.
不，这一切都是我的无能造成的。 No, it's my incompetence that all this comes to be.
我再也不能做饭和料理家务了。 I'll never be able to cook and keep house.
我必须给你找个能帮你的人。 I must let you have somebody who can.
听着，你做个管家就行了。 Look, you be a housekeeper and nothing else.
不。你需要一个管家，还有一个妻子。 No. You want a housekeeper, and a wife.
萨比娜。 Sabina.
你不能指望我是团队的一员。 You can't expect me to be one of a team.
谁在说球队，或者其他什么? Who's talking about a team, or anything else?
萨比娜,我- - - - - - Sabina, I-
-你吻了她。 - You kissed her.
我知道我吻了她，但这不是针对你。 Well, I know I kissed her, but it was nothing personal.
我只是想吻个什么东西。 I just had to kiss something.
你是说，就像我吻布鲁斯那样? You mean, like I kissed Bruce?
是的，没错。就像暴风雨中寻求庇护的船。 Yes, that's right. Like a ship seeking shelter in a storm.
但你不会继续寻求庇护了，是吗? But you won't go on seeking shelter, will you?
好吧, Well,
这要看暴风雨的情况。 it depends on the storm.
哦,亲爱的。不要再有暴风雨了。 Oh, darling. Don't let's have any more storms.
好!哦，你这狡猾的家伙! Well! Oh, you snake in the grass!
你这个坏女人。 You wicked, wicked woman.
到底发生了什么事? What ever's the matter?
她和你丈夫在接吻。 Her and you're husband, they were kissing.
但是,保姆, But, Nanny-
-别你保姆，求你了。 - Don't you Nanny me, please.
也是在星期天的早上， And on a Sunday morning too,
和楼上那些无辜的孩子在一起。 with those innocent children upstairs.
你自己也有个可爱的丈夫， And you with a lovely husband of your own,
你这个无耻的无耻女人。 you shameless shameless woman.
别叫我女人，你个老家伙。 Don't you call me a woman, you old bag.
萨比娜。 Sabina.
你叫我什么? What did you call me?
我叫你老包，老包， I called you an old bag, you old bag,
一个无耻的，窥探的，伪善的老家伙。 a shameless, snooping, sanctimonious old bag.
哦，愿上帝原谅你。 Oh, may Heaven forgive you.
萨宾娜，别说了。 Sabina, stop it.
我不会阻止的。 I won't stop it.
我不会在这房子里被人侮辱。 And I won't stop in this house to be insulted.
好吧，这是教训。 Well, that'll teach us.
哦，亲爱的，我真的爱你。 Oh, darling I do love you.
(保姆喃喃自语) (Nanny mumbling)
但是，保姆，请听我说。 But Nanny, please listen.
她在护士中算是个好护士。 Well, she was a good nurse as nurses go.
作为护士，她 And as nurses go, she-
-布鲁斯，别这样。 - Oh Bruce, don't.
唯一的星座就是这个 Well the only constellation is that
现在我们可以放松一下，重新做回我们自己。 now we can relax and be ourselves again.
过去的事就让它过去吧? Should we let bygones be bygones?
我不确定，在你那样表现之后。 I'm not sure, after the way you behaved.
我的行为? The way I've behaved?
好吧，你至少可以假装 Well, you might at least pretended
为萨宾娜和我操心 to mind about Sabina and me.
我想你从来没想过 I suppose it never occurred you
我可能一直在假装不介意。 I might've been pretending not to mind.
哦,亲爱的。我没有意识到。 Oh, darling. I didn't realise.
不,不喜欢。 No, don't.
哦，很好。 Oh, very well.
没什么，我只是不想让自己出丑。 It's nothing, I just don't want to make a fool of myself.
哦，亲爱的，去吧。 Oh do, darling, do.
(玛丽哭了) (Mary crying)
我不知道你可以。 I didn't know you could.
我说过，你永远不会明白的。 I told you, you would never understand.
我可以试试。 Well, I can try.
哦!你们这些色情狂。 Oh! Sex maniacs, the lot of you.
你把我的东西在我后面送过去。 You'll send my things after me.
(砰地关上一扇门) (door slams)
为什么这房子里的每个人都要摔门，亲爱的? Why is everyone in this house always slams doors, darling?
我不知道，亲爱的。 I don't know, darling.
就是那种房子。 It's just that sort of a house.
联合!隔壁的狗拿走了大麻! The joint! The dog next door's got the joint!
(玻璃打破) (glass breaking)
见鬼!萨拜娜! Drat! Sabina!
哦，你这肮脏的狗。停止。 Oh, you mangy dog. Stop.
快回来，我要流血致死了。萨宾娜，回来。 Come back, I'm bleeding to death. Sabina, come back.
别像个傻瓜似的在花园里转来转去。 Don't wonder around the garden like a half whit.
谁来帮帮我。 Somebody do something.
(萨拜娜)的帮助! [Sabina] Help!
大家都去哪儿了? Well, where is everybody?
把水壶拿下来。 Take that kettle off.
罗德尼到底是怎么了? What on Earth is going through Rodney?
现在你等一下。爸爸很快就会回来。 Now you wait a minute. Daddy will soon be back.
(水壶尖叫) (kettle screaming)
(大家同时说话) (all talking at once)
[罗德尼]萨宾娜，回来! [Rodney] Sabina, come back!
(所有人同时继续交谈) (all continue talking at once)
到底是什么? What on Earth?
[罗德尼]萨宾娜，叫救护车。 [Rodney] Sabina, call an ambulance.
玛丽,玛丽。 Mary, Mary.
(所有人同时继续交谈) (all continue talking at once)
(情人节呀呀学语) (Valentine babbling)
萨宾娜，你在哪里? [Eve] Sabina, where are you?
罗德尼，罗德尼，你在哪里? [Sabina] Rodney, Rodney where are you?
(摔窗)(玻璃碎) (window slams) (glass breaking)
萨宾娜，玛丽，萨宾娜! Sabina, Mary, Sabina!
我的手指断了。碘酒呢? My fingers broken. Where's the iodine?
(所有人同时继续交谈) (all continue talking at once)
天花板上有水流出来。 There's water coming through the ceiling.
哦，天哪。 Oh, good heavens.
(夜尖叫) (Eve screams)
(身体的) (bodies thumping)
[布鲁斯]哦，天哪。现在不是开玩笑的时候。 [Bruce] Oh, dear. This is no time for fooling.
世界安全无法实现 [Television] World security cannot be achieved
家里没有安宁。 without peace at home.
食品部长昨晚在伯明翰说， The Minister of Food said in Birmingham last night,
这个国家永远无法偿还 this country can never repay
它欠英国家庭主妇的债。 the debt it owes to the British housewife.
(阅兵音乐) (marching parade music)