Isn’t autumn lovely!
How romantic all these fucking leaves!
Alright
Hey, Belen!
What are you doing tonight?
What do you care?
Just in case you wanted me to come upstairs and give you something you need
All you want me for is sex!
It’s the only time we don’t argue
What, you think I need you?
and you’re the only man interested in me?
At 11?
Ok
But it’s the last time!
Yeah sure, the last time
Isn’t she pretty?
Are you kidding me?
Why do they have to leave the rubbish bags on the floor!
You just push them in like this and...
Fuck! A rat!
That’s all I needed! I should have gone to uni
but my dad said no and I listened to him
This is no kind of life for anyone, anyone, anyone
Every day’s like this
and I couldn’t imagine it when I moved here
All I was looking for was a bit of peace and quiet
And I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
This is no kind of life for anyone, anyone
The house is falling down about my feet
The caretaker’s nowhere to be found
The neighbours watch everything I do
I can’t take this place
Put together a cocktail shaker
thunder and lightning, an earthquake, and a volcano
and you’ll get this staircase
This is no kind of life for anyone, anyone, anyone
Right honey, I’m going
Shit! I can’t get this hand right
It’s not even that hard, damnit!
You seem kinda tense
Why don’t you come to the gym with me?
Yeah, to lift weights and listen to electronica, how relaxing
You could have a swim as well
Plus I never know where to look in the men’s changing room
Oh! Hello Lucia
Wow!
Is Roberto there?
Yeah, come in
Chema!
What’s up man?
Long time no see, mate
Over a year
You don’t say
But how did you find me?
I had to call your mum
This is some place you’ve got here!
Well I’m off, see you later
Ok
How’s it going man?
Great. I just broke up with my girlfriend
No shit! How long had you been dating?
A month and a half. I don’t do long term relationships
The only thing is now I don’t know where I’m gonna sleep tonight
I guess I’ll find a hostel
No, no way. You’re staying here!
No, I don’t wanna make problems, ok?
Anyway, maybe your girlfriend won’t like it
No, Lucia will be pleased to have you.
You’re old acquantainces
Yeah that’s why
But ok, I’ll stay
Rob, you’ve been neglecting us!
Nah, come off it, I’ve been a bit busy, man
Do you mind bringing my bags up? Cos I need to use the bathroom
Oh ok
They’re downstairs
Look, through there on the left
Chema!
Rob!
Señor Juan, we’ve got a rat in the hall. Black, this big
Ssh, are you sure it was a rat?
Yeah! It had a tail and everything
Ssh! If the neighbours hear, they’ll blame me
Oh is it yours?
No but they blame me for everything because I’m the President
And if Paloma so much as sees a rat, she’ll take the kids to a hotel
What’s going on?
Emilio’s harping on about getting a contract
You’re not getting a contract, Emilio! Don’t be a pain!
Enough!
Come on, Juan, inside! Don’t waste time with him!
You really dropped me in it there!
Sorry, go take care of the rat and tell me about it later
I don’t... - What, are you afraid of rats?
No, well maybe a little. Have you seen their teeth?
Alright, we’ll hunt it together
I’ll get my racket
But I can’t play tennis
No, to hit the rat with
Versace, rabbit
Where are you? Don’t do this to me
Fernando?
Oh, you’re back already
Yeah, you know I thought my boyfriend might pick me up from the airport
because I’ve been away for 3 days and you’d expect him to be desperate to see me
but maybe you’re not good at being romantic
and since love means accepting your partner’s small qualities and serious flaws
I’m not angry
Hey, I was cleaning, alright?
I wanted everything to be perfect for you on your return
Are you at least gonna take me out for dinner?
Yeah, come on, let’s go!
Hey, what about Versace?
I felt sorry for him so I let him out for a bit
Where’s he got to then?
Somewhere round here, in the flat
Fernando, where is Versace?
I don’t know, I can’t find him
But why did you let him out? I take care of that
He’d been shut in for 4 days and it’s cruel
Plus, he was looking at me with such a sad face
he wasn’t looking at you with any face
he’s a rabbit, not Jim Carey
he must be around here
How could he get out of the house anyway?
through an open window maybe
Fuck, can a rabbit jump that high?
No, Pilar, the blonde
Oh, yeah, the one with the bike
Right, well I bumped into her
She’s so fat now
No way!
Taking a walk with her husband, their 2 kids and the dog
No, wait, maybe it was 2 dogs and 1 kid, I don’t remember
What a drag, man!
That one got away from us
No she didn’t
What do you mean?
She showed up at Rafa’s place one day and started coming on to me
Sure - I swear man, I swear
we did it in the bathroom
Son of a bitch! - What a slut!
Hi
Hey, what’s up Lucia?
Do you want a bit of pizza?
No thanks, and clear this up
Roberto, can you come here for a second please
Yeah, coming
Go get her, she’s not tired out from the gym
Roberto, come on
What’s up?
Why’s that suitcase here? Is he moving in?
No, it’s just for tonight
He’s broken up with his girlfriend and needs to find a flat
Nobody finds a flat in 2 days
What’s wrong? Don’t you like him?
No, it’s not that!
Yes it is!
No, it isn’t! But you could have consulted me first!
Ok, relax, I get it, this is your flat
I’ll tell him to leave
No, it’s not MY flat, it’s OUR flat
Anyway, he’s your friend. I don’t mind him staying, seriously
You’re sure?
Sure
Lovebirds, what are we gonna do? Shall we put a film on?
Rabbit, Versace, where are you?
What happened? Did you lose something?
Have you hurt yourself?
No, I’m fine. Versace’s escaped and Mauri’s stressing out
Hey, can I ask you something?
Yeah sure
Are you gay?
No, why?
I was thinking about what has and hasn’t happened between you and me
and what could happen but never does
and you do live with another guy
Yeah but you live with Belén and I don’t think that makes you a lesbian
Well not me, but loads of people think Belén is
Really? - Yeah
Well the same thing happens to me and Mauri
And watch out because it’s bad for hooking up
Really? You don’t know how happy that makes me
Listen, maybe you and me could get together one day...
I’d better carry on looking
See you later - See you later
Oh sorry
Come on, man, what’s your problem? Can’t you knock first?
She’s right
Alright sorry, but you weren’t making any noise, you’re so quiet
What do you want?
Could you give me a blanket or something?
because it’s freezing in the living room, all the cold air comes in through the balcony
but there’s no rush, it doesn’t matter
You guys finish what you started
Seriously, I can’t believe it
Wait, I’ll give him a blanket and we’ll carry on
Yeah sure
Right, where did you last see the rat?
Not again! I told you, by the rubbish bins
Right, that’s because rats are omnivorous
What? - They eat everything
And if it found food there once, it’ll do so again
Right, once a rat, always a rat
Huh? - Forget it!
Come on, focus
Ssh, it’s here
Eating again
Let’s formulate a plan of attack
You go over and frighten it so it runs towards me
and I’ll strike a fatal blow
But I can see holes in this plan
What holes?
It’s best if I keep the racket and you go frighten the rat
you’re the President, so you’ll frighten it more
That’s bad reasoning
Well why don’t we wait for it to finish eating? Then it’ll have to digest the food
so it’ll be slower and easier to hit
That’s good thinking, let’s wait
Ok but I’m going because you don’t need me here and I’m meeting someone at 11
Emilio! - What?
This is a team effort, sit down over there! Ok?
Ok? Yes, coming
And keep your eyes peeled
Hey, you here!
But why?
Who came up with the plan? - Me!
Right, well, the plan says you sit here
Wow! What a pair! What a disgrace!
But what are they doing there?
Paloma must have kicked him out
And the other one stayed with him cos he’s a suck-up
What idiots the pair of them!
Wake up Señor Juan, you fell asleep
What time is it? Fuck!
Any news of the rat?
It could have slept with us without us realising
We need to resort to a professional, call an exterminator
Who? - A rat killer
And where do they come from?
Do I have to tell you everything?
Ok
Juan? Juan, are you in the bathroom?
What kind of time do you call this?
You’re lucky you’ve got sensible kids who get up by themselves
Your father didn’t set the alarm
Actually he didn’t set it because he’s not here
Where can he have got to?
Didn’t he sleep here? - No
Well you’ve lasted long enough, all my mates’ parents are separated
Don’t talk rubbish! Why would your father leave home?
Well considering how pathetic your sex life is, this had to happen sooner or later
Hey, you should be worried! Something could have happened to him
To Dad? - Yes
But nothing ever happens to him
Juan, may I know where you’ve been?
Er I was downstairs with Emilio
But you didn’t sleep here!
No, look, Emilio’s mum has had an accident
We spent all night at the hospital
But why didn’t you tell me? You know how much I love going to those places
And what happened to her?
It’s very unpleasant, do you really want me to tell you?
Yes, of course
Well, listen, the poor lady was getting off the bus and when the doors closed
her bag got stuck
and because she wouldn’t let go of it, she ran alongside the bus for 2 stops
because nobody got off at the next stop
which was really bad luck
So she had a heart attack, right?
No, her heart’s ok
The problem was when the bus braked, she hit a green Renault that was double parked
and she broke her hip
so we spent all night at the hospital
Oh, and what’s that racket for?
I took it with me for a bit of entertainment because those hospitals are so boring
Well I’m gonna take a shower and then I’ll take the kids to school
Hey Mum! - What?
Now that you’ve got horns, are you gonna let me get a piercing?
Finish your breakfast!
Juan, I didn’t understand something important...
Really!
Are you off now?
Lower your voice or we’ll wake the little princess up
Aren’t you having breakfast?
No honey, I’ll get a coffee at the office later
Listen, don’t forget to go to the bank
Ok and I’ll call in at the supermarket as well
Ok, buy milk, eggs...I’ve left you a list
Hey, no kiss?
I’ll call you later babe
Bye
Alright Little Red Riding Hood! Off to get eggs and milk?
What’s up?
Man, if 5 years ago they told me you’d end up like this, I wouldn’t have believed it
Where’s Roberto gone?
People grow up
No, I think you’re doing great
with your flat, your girlfriend, pension scheme
just like being married
Come on, it’s not like being married, I’ve got my freedom
Are you sure? Do you get to choose the brand of milk?
Well yeah, as long it’s semi-skimmed
Come on, let’s call the boys and go out clubbing tonight!
Tonight? I don’t know if Lucia can make it
What the fuck man? Just us boys, damn it
If you’re free that is
Yeah sure I am
Well call her and see if she gives you permission
Hey man, don’t get the wrong idea, I do what I wanna do
Tonight we’re hitting the clubs
Ok, but nothing crazy so you can keep up with us
Keep up with you? You’ll see!
Come on, man, let’s party!
Sure, let’s do it!
I’m gonna iron something for tonight
Iron?
Just out of curiosity, are you planning to get up sometime today?
No, I’m happy here with my depression
Right now, it’s much better company than you!
Hey, don’t you think you’re getting things out of proportion?
No I don’t
And why’s the cage still here?
I don’t wanna see it. Throw it out!
Hold on, though, Versace could still turn up
You’re talking about him as if he were dead
It’s easier to survive in the middle of a motorway than in this building
It’s not that big a deal, it’s only a guinea pig
Ah, is that so?
Yeah, I gave it to you
Well that’s why I was fond of it
Seriously sometimes you seem so insensitive...so straight
Alright, I’m sorry
but what do you want me to do?
Well, first care a bit more about the things I care about
Well make me a list then
God you’re romantic!
Get out of here
Don’t I get a kiss?
No, I’ll add it to the list
This is what you get for buying living things
Good afternoon
I’m the consultant for pest control, decontamination, and rat extermination.
Señor Cuesta, the rat poisoner
Good afternoon, it just so happens that we’ve seen a...
Be aware you’re dealing with the most perfect survival machine created by nature
Rats are the only creatures genetically prepared to survive a nuclear holocaust
Their genes are only matched by their hostility
Rats can grow very large and weigh up to a kilo
They find their way perfectly in the dark
Their flexible bones enable them to enter houses through any hole
They’re able to eat through anything from wood to lead piping
and they’re extremely dangerous
They transmit diseases like rabies, bubonic plague, typhoid, lepstospirosis, toxoplasmosis
meningitis, and all kinds of intestinal infections
In other words, it’s the ideal fighting organism without a shadow of remorse
Did you get that? - Sure, that’s why Mickey Mouse wears gloves
Ok, but let’s not go overboard because we’ve only seen 1
One?
One can produce hundreds if the conditions are suitable and there’s plenty of food
their population multiplies very quickly
And they say the food in the trash is bad!
Well if you could give us a quote...
980 euros plus VAT, everything included
A bit expensive. right?
What price do you put on the well-being of your neighbours and the health of your children?
A lower one
Well, if you don’t mind, I’ll think about it
As you wish, but know that time is not on your side
Every 2 rats can produce a pack of 200. Is that clear? They’re already mating
Yeah but this one might still be single because he only just arrived
You don’t stand a chance
But you have my sympathy
Good luck
What a nice guy, right? - Absolutely
This is a lot of money for just one person
Can’t you chip in, Emilio?
The thing is I don’t have anything against rats, I’m not ratist
It can’t be that hard. If I got my mother-in-law off my back, I can handle a rat
Let’s see, what do humans have that rats don’t?
Underwear - Intelligence
It’s just in a body to body fight we’re lost
We need to use what the professionals use: poison
Yeah but maybe the rat’s already gone
Maybe it was just passing through
Right, visiting family?
Aaargh, Marisa, a rat!
No, it hasn’t gone. - What a mess!
It was a rat this big
I found it in the bathroom
I almost trod on it and it stood up like this
Maybe it was saying hello
Calm down, Vicenta. Look, where’s the rat now?
Valentin went chasing after it
Or it went chasing after Valentin
But like hell I’m sleeping here tonight!
Where are you going?
Anywhere but here. Those vermin get everywhere
One got in my mum’s plumbing and came out of the toilet
The toilet? - Yeah, the toilet
Don’t panic please
And I would ask you not to mention this to anyone
We’ve seen a rat in my flat
But the president asked us not to say anything
so people don’t panic
You’re always so discreet
Of course
Hey, it wasn’t a rabbit, was it?
If it was a rabbit, it was disguised as a rat
Gross! See why I didn’t want a flat on the first floor?
I bet it gets in our flat
The good thing is now we’ve got a free cage
Bye - Bye
Concha, could we spend the night in your flat?
Where? We’re crammed in as it is
I sleep with my grandson
What are we gonna do now?
We could mug someone and get to spend the night in the police station
Just an idea!
Yeah man, we’re parking up now
It’s just Roberto didn’t know what to wear
Hey, he says you’re a loser
Tell him to say that to my face
Hey Roberto, how’s it going?
Alright?
You’re unhappy in your married life
and off for a night of fun with a mate, is that it?
With a group of mates
Hey, why don’t you come for a drink with us?
What for? To talk about stupid stuff with you?
No, anyway, if I see Roberto, it needs to be just him and me
He knows that
Go on, be good!
Ok, bye
Roberto, tell your friend he could look me in the eyes once in a while
I swear I tried but it’s not easy
Hey, who’s that?
Natalia, the President of the building’s daughter
What are you waiting for, man? You’ve got her in the bag
Come on, she’s a child
Yeah right! That girl knows more than you and me put together
Come on, we’re gonna be late
How can you let this opportunity go?
Drop it! - I’m telling you as your mate
Hello
Do you mind if we spend the night here?
Because we’ve got rats in our house
Rats?
Well, we only saw one, but it was horrible
Well, we don’t have space here because...
We’ll crash quite happily over here on the sofa
A girls’ flat like on TV! How lovely!
Sex and rock and roll
Don’t worry, we won’t be any trouble
But is this rat problem gonna last long?
because I guess someone must be taking care of it
Yeah, the president and the caretaker
Best make yourselves comfortable then
Come on, let’s have a drink, have you got chinchón?
No - No, never mind, I’ve got some here
Do you fancy a game of cards afterwards?
What is it?
I’ve got the poison. Here’s the change.
Now put it down everywhere
What shall I say if one of the neighbours sees me?
How do I know? Say it’s air freshener or something
Use your imagination!
Alright, I was only asking
Oh Emilio, I’ve been meaning to ask you, how’s your mum?
My mum? - Yes
Fine. At home, arguing with my dad like always. Why?
It’s just what with her breaking her hip...
She’s broken her hip? - Yes
But I didn’t know anything about it! I’ll call her
Oh no, my mum, how terrible!
Hi honey
Juan, we need to talk
What’s wrong? - Sit down
Don’t scare me. You’re not pregnant again, are you?
Tell me the truth. Is there another woman?
What? - Tell me who she is
Is it a student’s mother?
No!
A teacher? Not the technology teacher!
Oh God, I knew it!
But she’s so ugly!
Calm down honey, how could you think such a thing?
Because yesterday you lied to me
I’ve been talking to Emilio
Where were you last night?
And who were you with? And what do you get from her that you don’t get from me?
Listen, I’ll tell you the whole truth
The truth? - Yes
You’re really hurting me, Juan
We’ve discovered a rat in the building
What do you mean a rat?
Yes, but don’t worry, everything’s under control
Oh Juan, I’d almost rather you’d cheated on me!
I’ll get the kids and go to a hotel
Everything’s under control, Emilio’s putting poison down everywhere
Anyway, they never go to an upstairs flat
They never go upstairs
Everyone knows that, so there’s no need to worry
or get hysterical or upset
because that’s a basic law of rats, they don’t go upstairs!
And as I love you more than anything in the world
I’m going to take you out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant right now. Come on!
But let me get me bag! -What for? I’m paying!
But I need lipstick for after dinner
What a mess!
Emilio!
Oh, Belén, yesterday I forgot to tell you...
How dare you stand me up!
Hey, come on, you must be used to it
Don’t mess with me! If you don’t wanna see me, tell me
But tell me to my face
I’m not one of those two-faced girls
Sure, I figured you don’t have 2 faces
Or you wouldn’t always go about wearing that one
Moron! I don’t know why I hooked up with you, I don’t even like you!
Yeah right you don’t! You had an orgasm the other day
Bullshit!
What do you mean bullshit? I saw it, your face went all weird
and you were doing this with your toes
Hey, go and argue in the street!
Yes, Doná Concha, we’re finished now
Too right we’re finished!
Listen Belen, I might be free later, do you wanna get together?
Fuck off!
If I didn’t have to put down rat poison...
Roberto, I don’t know how many messages I’ve left you now
Call me so I know you’re ok
Focus
You’ve put the key in wrong, you idiot
The lock keeps moving
Hey - Hey, you alright?
Fine - I left you 10 messages on your voicemail
Do you mind telling me where you’ve been?
"Do you mind telling me where you’ve been?"
Ok, perfect, you’re drunk
No, Lucia, my battery ran out of phone
God, Roberto, look at yourself! You don’t even know who you are
No, listen, they tricked me
They put something in my coke, I feel like shit
A load of ice!
Can you tell this idiot to shut up?
Hey, idiot, shut up now!
Right, look, I’m going to bed
You know, he’s a bit tipsy
No, you stay here with your buddy
and sleep it off
I think we’re gonna have to sleep together baby
No, you go to the bathtub
You only love me when you’re pissed
Move over
You’re hammered!
Help!
She seems angry, right?
No, there’s just a lot of wind outside
Señor Juan, come see this. -What’s wrong?
The poison’s taken effect.
Really? Have you found a dead rat?
It’s best if you see it and draw your own conclusions
Over here
That’s a rabbit
You’ve drawn the same conclusion as me
It’s Mauri’s rabbit!
Oh my God, why does all this have to happen to me?
Well, look on the bright side, if it killed the rabbit, it must have killed the rats
But what am I gonna say to Mauri now?
Nothing. The Americans have a name for this: collateral damage
That’s true. He didn’t die in vain. He died for the good of the community
Exactly, like Kunta Kinte
But how can I convince the neighbours that the rat’s dead?
This is like the movies. We needed a body, right? Well, now we’ve got one
I’ll go get a bag
Where are you going? - To get a bag
My dear neighbours, I’m pleased to announce
that Emilio and I have finally put an end to the rat
after undertaking the long and arduous task of eradicating it
and in so doing saving the community a great deal of money
Here are its remains which Emilio will dispose of
Let’s see, I wanna see it!
Boy, it’s not a pleasant sight, it’s barely recognisable
Don’t look, it’ll give you nightmares
So you put down poison throughout the building knowing my rabbit was loose?
No, listen, it was a specific kind of poison
RAT poison, not RABBIT poison
The instructions even said it’s good for rabbits’ skin
So you can all relax
As long as I’m president, this community will never have any kind of infestation.
Thank you very much
What’s that then? - What?
What a mess!
7 and the jack
Put down the 4 of hearts, I can’t play here!
No, I’ve got that
Will you stop looking at my cards!
Well, this is really fun but I’m not playing anymore
Hey, you’ve still got chips left
Take them, they’re yours
Wow, look, I’m winning
Hi - Hi, what’s wrong?
Nothing. I’ve just had it up to here with a friend of Roberto’s
He’s staying with us and seriously I can’t take him anymore
So I’m just back from work and I don’t feel like going home
That girl always looks so nice, doesn’t she?
You’ve just broken the first basic rule for couples
Separate your boyfriend from his friends
But they hadn’t seen each other for a year!
It’s just now his girlfriend’s left him, he spends all day stuck in our house
And on top of that, single!
Wow, danger! - Danger
Danger, danger!
I bet they’ve already been out clubbing together
They came home drunk last night
Watch out for other women, we’re so bad
Hanging around at the bar and if the guy’s married or he’s got a girlfriend, even better!
It’s a much bigger turn on
That’s because Manolo cheated on her
What do they care what Manolo did to me!
You need to get him out of your house before it’s too late
Yeah, or you could take advantage and learn something from them
What do you mean learn stuff?
You don’t really know a man until you hear him talking with only his mates
That’s true - What do you know about it?
If you want, I’ll borrow the walkie talkies my sister uses to listen to her baby from the other room
You can put one in the living room and listen from here
Are you telling me to spy on my boyfriend?
Yeah!
Right, where do they usually talk?
Look, follow the potato trail
Yeah, here, on the sofa
Seriously, I can’t believe I’m doing this
It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity
This way you’ll find out if he’s your perfect partner or you’re wasting your time
Ok
Hi
Yeah - No - Yeah, in Ikea
How lovely!
Hi - Hi
Can we talk for a second?
Right, we were just going
Yeah, see you later. - Hold on!
They’re gonna be here for a while and I thought maybe you and me
could go for a drink, get to know each other better
We’re lesbians. - Yeah - Come on, honey
- You look so pretty - So do you
Hey!
I need to go to the bathroom
Well I wanted to tell you I’m really sorry about last night
I hadn’t had a drink for ages and I was stupid
Ok, don’t worry
Maybe I overreacted
No, it was me, I was stupid
Well, that’s twice you’ve been stupid then
No, seriously, it was my fault, I’m sorry
Ok
I love you
I love you too
Listen, wait here for a second, I’ll be right back
Where are you going?
She’s too soft, much too soft
She did the right thing. It’s best to talk things through
The first one who says "I love you" loses. That’s how it is.
Hey! What are you’re doing, you gossips! Were you listening?
That’s what we put it there for
You should have let him grovel more because we didn’t have time to enjoy it.
Right
Come on, turn that off
Everything’s straightened out now anyway!
I listen to the radio every night before bed
Yeah, but nobody wants to know about my boyfriend’s private life!
I do!
Marisa, give that here! - No
I’m switching this off right now
Did she make it hard for you?
Nah, it’s all under control, she just gets jealous
Ssh, we can’t hear
What she wants is to turn into your mum
No, the thing is she’s really crazy about me
She depends completely on me
No way!
Sweetheart, are you smothering him?
No! He’s making it all up!
We were fine, but then she insisted on us moving in together
And for the last 2 months, we’ve had nothing but fights
Now I understand why my parents are the way they are
Yeah, living together’s shit, man
2 people don’t need to live together to fuck each other
He’s right there!
What a nice guy, when are you gonna introduce him to me?
But is she at least good in bed?
Yeah, really good.
But as good as Patricia?
No, Patricia was in another league
Hey, maybe you should switch it off
Yeah! I’ve heard enough!
Where’s she going and who’s Patricia?
Give him hell! Make him pay for all of them!
Get out!
Sorry?
I said get out!
But what’s wrong?
Roberto, I’m gonna do you a favour. Pack your bags and get out of my flat right now!
Oh, so it’s your flat now?
Yeah, that’s right
Come on, let’s talk about this - No, I don’t wanna smother you
Go be with someone who depends less on you, like Patricia
But how did she find out?
Women have a sixth sense, man
Well you know what? I’m leaving!
I’m sick of building work, neighbours, meetings, schedules
and always doing what she wants!
Hey, she didn’t say anything about me
Do you reckon I can sleep here tonight?
Yes, I understand. You’re right. And I’m here to support you
But you need to go out there. They’re all waiting for you
You’re the President
No! I’m not going out
They’re gonna rip me to shreds
No, they’re being friendly because I gave them snacks
Are you sure?
Yeah! Anyway, how is it your fault if suddenly there’s a plague?
Exactly
And if rats are coming here, it must be because it’s nice here
You’re right
Of course I am, come on sweetheart, stand up straight!
And go get them! They’re yours!
Right!
Bravo President!
Look, here he comes
The Pied Piper of Hamelin!
Quit, Señor Cuesta, quit!
Ignore them, do your job
Is it always like this?
No, today they’re quite calm
Come on, show a bit of respect, listen to the President
Hello everyone! - Thief!
Look, let’s try and leave the insults till the end, as always
Let him speak, let’s see what he says
As President, I accept full responsibility
for the serious mistakes Emilio made in dealing with the rat problem
I’ve organised a permanent cleaning procedure
with a company which for a very reasonable price
will disinfect the whole building, including your flats
I’m not paying a penny because I haven’t seen any rats in my flat!
And if I see one, I’ll take it out with my broom and problem solved
Nobody’s going to have to pay anything
I will pay for it out of my own pocket
What? No!
Yes Paloma, it’s settled
The only thing is I’ve been told that
due to the toxic nature of the substances they use
we’ll have to evacuate the building for 3 hours
They’re coming this afternoon
Fuck!
Come on, surely you won’t let my husband and I pay for everything!
Shut up!
Hey, ok, fine, but we won’t forget this!
You mark my words!
Have you gone mad?
Are you really going to pay 900 euros? - What? 900 euros!
No, I found a company that’ll do it for a quarter of that
I beat the price down
Do you think I’m stupid or what?
Well, yeah, you are a bit
Trust me!
Come on, man, let’s rent a place together
And live it up all day long
And if no-one cleans, who cares?
I swear I’m never gonna choose a curtain again in my life!
And now I’m packing my bag without folding the clothes cos I feel like it!
And if I wear off the shine on the tiles, so what?
I feel like doing that as well
You’re right, living together’s shit
Yes baby, I love you too
lots
It’s all my fault
What are you doing?
I swear I can change! I swear
Trust me please!
I’ll be right over
What’s going on?
My girlfriend’s given me another chance man
But I thought you dumped her
Well kind of. Actually she beat me to it
But you were only together for a month and a half
No, a year and a half
We argued for a month and a half
I’ve gotta go, she’s waiting for me. Ok?
Hey man, can I crash with you tonight?
Where? At my place?
With me and my girlfriend?
No, she might not take kindly to it
I’ll call you, alright?
For fuck’s sake!
What’s up?
That’s some bag you’ve got there. You’re not going on holiday.
Yeah, Lucia and I had a fight
And she won, right?
Yeah, I’m moving back in with my parents
That sucks
Nah! I’ll be fine
Well don’t worry, when I see Lucia
I’ll work on her to take you back
cos I’ve already got a girlfriend
Alright, take care man
No drinking or sniffing glue!
No, I’m fine, don’t worry
Right, sure you are
See you later - See you later - Bye
As we’ve all got to go out, why don’t we go for a drink?
Yeah. Are you up for it?
Ok, let’s go
Can I go with you guys?
Don’t touch me! You stay here!
Ok, we’re ready now
Are you sure there’s nobody left in the building? We’re using very dangerous stuff
Yes. Here are all the keys
Except for the ones in 3A because we haven’t been able to find the owners
Never mind, don’t worry, we’ll take care of it
I guess you’ve got stuff to do for the next 3 hours, right?
Yeah, I’ve got a date. I’ll leave you with Danny
Hey, what a nerve!
We’re off to the cinema, aren’t we?
Fuck the cinema! Let’s hit the casino!
But you’re banned! - Fuck, that’s true
Concha, lend me your ID - Yeah right!
Well then, in 3 hours, problem solved
Also, now we can spend the afternoon as a family
I’m meeting someone
Yeah, so are we. - Who?
Shut up, let’s go! - Ok
Paloma, shall we...
I need to look at a flat just round the corner in a new building
which looks beautiful. See you later
See you later - Bye
We’re fated to be together.
Come on, I’ll buy you a beer. - Thanks
What’s the deal with the flat? Are you moving?
Look how professional they are!
He looks like a human fly
I’m so glad you’re back home, honey
But where’s my bed?
In the junk room. We’ll bring it up tomorrow
It’s just that your father and I are getting in shape
and we needed a gym
Teresa, who is it?
Your son’s here
What does he want? Has he run out of money?
No, Lucia’s left him
Look, Mum, where am I gonna sleep? On the exercise bike?
No, on my yoga mat!
Sweetheart, this will be always be your home
Right, I can see that
Listen, do you want a soya yoghurt?
No thanks
If you don’t mind, I’d like to be alone for a while
Ok, see you in a bit
Don’t play loud music!
Yes Dad
Come on lads, hurry up!
Move it, faster!
Get a move on!
Hello, what are you doing?
Oh, nothing, just disinfecting the building
Oh, what are you taking all the TVs and video players for?
Well we’re using very strong spray
and it could damage the electronic circuitry of the appliances
Oh, right, right
Well, anyway, we’re done now
Look, as you’re here, tell the neighbours they can enter the building now
Ok, I’ll tell them. Thanks very much
No, thank YOU
Ok, see you later - Bye
Fuck man, it’s so cool, you’re like Ghostbusters
Wow, they’ve disinfected and it doesn’t smell weird. Great, right?
Hey Mauri, what have you done with my computer?
Nothing, I’ve been with you
What about the TV and video player?
Fuck!
Marisa! - What?
I can’t find the jewelry box with Mum’s ring
What are you telling me for? Look for it!
It must be around somewhere. Go on!
Look, it’s not under Valentin
And it’s not here either
What do you mean? What about the TV and video player?
Why have you taken my Playstation? I told you I was gonna study!
They’ve stolen the blender! And the microwave!
Mum, what have you done with the computer? And the stereo?
Nothing. I don’t even know how to use it!
Well it’s not here
Alicia, I’ve told you before to tell me when you take my Walkman!
Well you take the TV out of your room. It’s not yours
I’ve not got the TV
And I’ve not got your Walkman
Let’s see
Good evening, another community of neighbours has been targeted by organised crime
The burglars pretend to be employees of an alleged pest control company
They evauate the residents under the pretext of disinfecting
and then strip their properties
This time the scam has ended in tragedy
It’s because they were the cheapest option and we’re a small community
Exactly! Exactly!
Let me in, let me in, I’m gonna hit him!
Lourdes, we can’t meet up today because of this mess
The president’s a bloody idiot and he’s always been a bloody idiot!
I’d like to ask you to please appreciate your caretakers more and treat them better
because I haven’t even got a contract
Shut up Emilio!
I hate to have to say this but I warned them
Where there’s 1 rat, there can be 200 if there’s plenty of food
Right! Do your job and we’ll pay you whatever you ask
When is this going to air please?
Will it air?
Dad, they haven’t shown when Concha hit you
They’ll show that afterwards
They’re not stupid, they always leave the best till last
The one time I’m on TV, I haven’t got a video player to record it!
Sorry, I know it’s the only TV that wasn’t stolen
but I’d like to be alone
Sure sweetheart, but the thing is this is gonna continue after the adverts
By the way, where’s Roberto?
Errrm...he’s out
Mauri?
Look, I’ve found Versace
No way! Where was he?
Paco had him in the video store
But are you sure this is Versace?
Yeah!
Mauri, we’ve found your rabbit!
Surprise!
Bathroom
You’ve filled my house with rabbits
No, don’t pull that face, Mauri. This one’s your rabbit
It’s just that he hasn’t eaten for 3 days - Don’t tell him more lies!
Are you sure he hasn’t eaten?