通过电影《2001太空漫游》 And with that movie 2001,
你为我们展现了21世纪的样貌 you're projecting us into the 21st century.
我把儿子乔纳森带来了 I brought along my son Jonathan...
到2001年他就跟我现在的岁数一样大 Who in the year 2001 will be the same age as I am now.
也许他更能适应 Maybe he will be better adjusted
你所描绘的那个世界 to this kind of world that you're trying to portray.
最大的区别在于 等他长大的时候 The big difference, when he grows up...
假如我们愿意等到2001年... In fact, if we wanted to wait till the year 2001...
他就能在自己的家里 He will have in his own house
拥有一个控制台 not a computer as big as this,
而不是这么巨大的电脑 but at least a console
亚瑟·C·克拉克
英国科幻作家
他可以通过控制台来访问本地电脑 through which he can talk to his friendly local computer
从而得到日常所需的一切信息 and get all the information he needs for his everyday life,
比如银行账单 剧院预订记录 like his bank statements, his theater reservations,
一切生活在 all the information you need
复杂的现代社会中 所需要的信息 in the course of living in a complex modern society.
一切尽在家中的小小装置里 This will be in a compact form in his own house.
由像这样的电视屏幕和键盘组成 He'll have a television screen, like these here, and a keyboard.
他可以访问电脑获取信息 And he'll talk to the computer and get information from it.
看待它就像我们看待电话那样认为理所当然 And he'll take it as much for granted as we take the telephone.
我很好奇 I wonder, though, what sort
那时的社交生活会变成什么样 of a life would it be like in social terms?
如果我们的全部生活都围绕电脑展开 I mean, if our whole life is built around the computer,
那会是一个电脑依赖型社会吗 do we become a computer-dependent society?
某些方面是 但它们也会丰富我们的生活 In some ways, but they will also enrich our society
因为它让我们 because it will make it
去任何自己喜欢的地方居住成为可能 possible for us to live, really, anywhere we like.
商人和主管可以住在地球上几乎任何地方 Any businessman and executive could live almost anywhere on Earth
而仍能通过这样的设备来管理企业 and still do his business through a device like this.
这多棒啊 And this is a wonderful thing.
意味着我们将不必被城市所束缚 It means we won't have to be stuck in cities.
我们可以住在偏远乡村或者任何宜人之处 We'll be able to live out in the country or wherever we please.
屏幕提示这是个未执行问题 Screen says it's an unimplemented trap.
但是错误代码不对 是系统错误 But the error code is wrong. It's a system error.
库比蒂诺 加利福尼亚州
-所以呢 -它不会跟大家问好 - So what's the upshot? - It's not gonna say hello.
它肯定会跟大家问好 It absolutely is gonna say hello.
麦金塔发布会
不能怪谁 这是系统错误 It's nobody's fault. It's a system error.
是你开发的语音演示 You built the voice demo.
语音演示不稳定 我一直跟你说... The voice demo is flaky. I've been telling you
你声音小点 Keep your voices down.
演示样本做得太大了 that for... This thing is overbuilt.
昨晚还能用 前晚也是 It worked last night. It worked the night before that.
三个小时前还能用 It worked three hours ago.
现在不能用了 It's not working now,
-跳过语音演示吧 -去你妈的 - so just skip over the voice demo. - Fuck you.
其他的都没问题 Everything else is working.
跳过语音演示吧 Skip over the voice demo.
我们需要它来问好 We need it to say hello.
你根本没听我说什么 You're not hearing me.
-不会有问好的 -修复就行了 - It's not going to say hello. - Just fix it.
-修复 -没错 - Fix it? - Yeah.
-在40分钟内 -修复它 - In 40 minutes? - Fix it.
-我办不到 -那谁能办到 - I can't. - Who's the person who can?
我就是能办到的人 但我也不行 I'm the person who can, and I can't.
-到底有多糟糕 -非常糟糕 - How bad are you saying? - It's pretty bad.
我不懂你的意思 I don't know what that means.
意思是演示样本很有可能会崩溃 It means the demo is more than likely gonna crash.
你们得小点声 You have to keep your voices down.
乔尔·普福尔茨海姆就坐在厅里看着 Joel Pforzheimer is sitting out in the house.
我才不管... 乔尔·普福尔茨海姆是谁 I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?
《绅士季刊》记者 《GQ》.
他已经跟了你一周了 你没发现吗 He's been shadowing you for a week. Did you notice?
装作一切正常 Just look like everything's fine.
他就在厅里看着呢 He's sitting out in the house.
你们怎么看 What are you guys saying?
某种竞态条件 Some kind of race condition,
但我们还没能追溯到 but we haven't been able to track it down yet.
合成器取样够快吗 Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?
抱歉 发生错误
不够 速度下来了 而且一直崩溃 No, so the rates are off and it keeps crashing.
不过就是两小时发布会中的二十秒 It's 20 seconds out of a two-hour launch.
为什么不能去掉呢 Why not just cut it?
-不能去掉 -能 你就去掉吧 - We can't cut it. - Yeah, you just cut it.
两天前 我们在超级碗上 Two days ago, we ran a Super Bowl
放了条本来能拿奥斯卡最佳短片的广告 ad that could've won the Oscar for Best Short Film.
记住那条广告的人 There are more people who can tell
比记得比赛冠军的人还多 you about the ad than can tell you who won the game.
我明白 但是广告只说 I understand, but the ad said
麦金塔电脑将拯救世界 the Mac was gonna save the world.
没说它会问好啊 It didn't say it was gonna say hello.
五分钟后开门入场 We open the house in five.
别开门 Don't open the house.
短暂休息一下 We're taking a quick break.
-部分问题在于... -什么 - Part of the problem is... - What?
我们可以重新编译 We can recompile, but if it's
但如果是硬件问题 a hardware problem,
我们没法打开机器后面 we can't get into the back.
为什么不能 Why not?
-你来说还是我来说 -别惹我 - Do you wanna tell her or should I? - Don't start with me, man.
为什么他没法打开机器后面 Why can't he get into the machine?
需要特殊工具 You need special tools.
什么特殊工具 拿个螺丝刀不就好了 What kind of special tools? Just take a screwdriver.
他不希望用户能打开机器 He didn't want users to be able to open it.
必须要用特殊工具 You need special tools.
这是真的吗 Is this for real?
这里有上百个工程师 There are a hundred engineers
走来走去 难道他们就没人有吗 walking around here. None of them have the tools?
说实话 没有多少人给发了这种工具 In fairness, not many of them were issued the tools.
你呢 What about you?
我的落在办公室了 那可是凌晨3点... I left them at the office. It was 3:00 AM when I...
我的天 Oh, Jesus Christ.
-去掉"你好"吧 -不行 - Cut "Hello." - No.
发布会的第一准则是什么 What's the first rule of a launch?
不会崩溃的 It's not gonna crash.
已经崩溃了 It just did.
安迪 Andy!
哪一个 Which one?
另一个安迪 你就站这儿我喊什么 The other Andy. You're right there. Why would I be calling out?
-他有事找你 -好的 - He needs to talk to you. - Yeah.
抱歉 发生错误
把出口的标志灯关掉 The exit signs need to be
不然达不到全黑的效果 off or we're not gonna get a full blackout.
我们已经跟 We've spoken to the
出口
-物业和消防局谈过了 -然后呢 - building manager and the fire marshal. - And?
他们绝不同意我们把出口标志灯关掉 There's no way they're gonna let us turn the exit signs off.
多少罚款我都付 I'll pay whatever the fine is.
罚款就是他们会闯进来赶走所有人 The fine is they're gonna come in and tell everyone to leave.
你跟消防局说了 You explained to the fire marshal
我们是在这儿改变世界的吗 that we're in here changing the world?
我说了 但是除非我们能 I did, but unless we can also
改变火的属性 不然他根本不在乎 change the properties of fire, he doesn't care.
-史蒂夫 -如果一场火能让大家 - Steve... - If a fire causes a stampede
逃到没标志的出口 to the unmarked exits,
对那些幸存者来说也很值了 it'll have been well worth it for those who survive.
对那些没能幸存的 For those who don't,
没那么值 但还是很好了 less so, but still pretty good.
-我 -我需要黑暗 全黑 - Look, I... - I need it to go black. Real black.
把出口标志灯关掉 不管你用什么方法 Get rid of the exit signs and don't let me know how you did it.
把语音演示修好 Fix the voice demo.
你真的需要特殊工具来打开Mac吗 You need special tools to open the Mac?
你知道它是个封闭系统 You knew it was a closed system.
我不知道这是字面意思 天哪 I didn't know literally. Jesus.
如果你再这样毫无理由地勉强别人 And if you keep alienating people for no reason,
就没人会留下来听它问好了 there's gonna be no one left for it to say hello to.
我不是毫无理由 It's not for no reason.
我们搞砸了 IBM就会 We blow this and IBM will
像蝙蝠侠里的反派一样统治接下来的50年 own the next 50 years like a Batman villain.
记得电话公司吗 Remember the phone company?
那是贝尔公司的叫法 "电话公司" That's what Bell was called, "The phone company."
IBM将成为电脑公司 IBM will be the computer company.
十年后他们就会成为信息公司 Ten years later they'll be the information company,
对人类来说可是大不幸 and that's very bad for the human race.
所以我们没时间装绅士谈现实了 So we don't have time to be polite or realistic,
因为如果这样的话 'cause if we are,
公司的下一场产品发布会 this company's next product launch
就只能在26个人 will be held in front of 26 people
和阿拉梅达县购物指南的兼职记者前开了 and a stringer from the Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
我们还没宣传过语音软件 We haven't advertised the voice software.
我们可以从演示里 We could pull it out of
切出来 没人会失望的 the demo and no one would be disappointed.
你能不能理性一点 Do you want to try being reasonable,
试试看吧 just, you know, see what it feels like?
好吧 切掉语音演示 Okay. Pull the voice demo.
谢谢 Thank you.
顺便把发布会也取消 And then cancel the launch.
我懂了 你又耍我 I see. You just tricked me a little.
你可以跟我讲它有多不重要 You can tell me how unimportant it is,
但如果电脑没能问好 but if the computer doesn't say hello,
约翰·斯卡利也不会上台 then neither will John Sculley,
我保证他肯定支持我 who I promise you agrees with me.
斯卡利才不会取消发布会 Sculley's not gonna cancel the launch
因为他还没疯 'cause he's not insane.
他也不是黑客 He's also not a hack,
但是为了麦金塔 and when it comes to the Macintosh,
我叫他做什么他都愿意 he's gonna do what I ask him to do.
-盒子里是什么 -不用你操心 - What's in this box? - Nothing you need to worry about.
别打开 Don't even open it.
搞什么 What the fuck?
《时代》年度机器
计算机时代来临
为什么这里有一箱... 谁干的 Why is there a carton of... Who did this?
-有人觉得... -谁 - Somebody thought... - Who?
不重要 他觉得 Doesn't matter. Thought it would
每人座位上放一份《时代》封面复印件 be a good idea to have copies of that Time cover
挺好的 available at everyone's seat.
已经被扼杀在摇篮里了 It was nipped in the bud and all
所有复印件都会被搬出大楼 the copies are being taken out of the building.
问题已经解决了 So problem solved.
-这不是麦金塔 -我明白 - This isn't a Macintosh. - I understand.
有人觉得在麦金塔的发布会上 Somebody thought it would be a good idea to, like,
热情地分发 enthusiastically hand over
印着不是麦金塔的《时代》封面 copies of Time with a not-a-Macintosh on the cover
是个好主意吗 at the launch of the Macintosh?
他们要在惠普发什么呢 What are they handing out at Hewlett-Packard?
一堆印着我照片的苹果吗 A bushel of apples with my face on them?
我相信这想法主要是 I'm sure the thinking was
考虑到电脑是年度人物 that since the computer is Man of the Year
会对我们有所帮助 that that's good for our business,
但我说了 我会把它们都扔出大楼的 but like I said, I'm having them removed from the building.
我希望你做的是 What I'd like you to do
拿着这全部的2600份复印件 with them is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
堆到科特克的桌上 and stack them on Kottke's desk
告诉他史蒂夫祝他新年快乐 and tell him Steve says, "Happy New Year to you."
-好 -我给了《时代》杂志完全访问权限 - Okay. - I gave Time magazine full access.
全部产品 Bandley Apple Ⅱ Lisa The whole campus: Bandley, Apple II, Lisa.
给了他斯卡利 马库拉 I gave him Sculley, Markkula.
给了他沃兹 给了他所有人 I gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
我应该怎么称呼那个 What should I call the person
想到分发这封面这种好主意的人呢 who thought it'd be a good idea to hand these out?
我不会告诉你是谁的 I'm not telling you who it was.
这事并没有恶意 也已经妥善解决了 It was done without malice. It's been taken care of.
而你还有一个半小时 我们有正事要说 You have a half hour and we have things to talk about.
比如 Like what?
比如初上市九十天的一百万销量 Like a million in the first 90 days.
-乔安娜 -之后每个月两万 - Joanna... - 20,000 a month after that.
-这都是预测 -我求你了 - Look. Those are the forecasts. - I'm begging...
这是我的专业 This is my field.
我求你控制好自己的期望 I'm begging you to manage expectations out there.
我就是追求高期望 I'm fanning expectations.
我们初上市九十天卖不了一百万台 We're not gonna sell a million in the first 90 days.
每个人 每个人 每个人 Everyone, everyone, everyone,
每个人都在等着Mac everyone is waiting for the Mac.
也许吧 Maybe.
但是当他们发现定价高达2495美元 But what happens when they find out that for 2,495,
而你无可奈可的时候会怎么样呢 there's nothing you can do with it?
定价1500美元我们还是有竞争力的 We were competitive at $1,500,
一旦处理器你用摩托罗拉68000取代6809 but once you replaced the Motorola 6809 with the 68000...
那靠什么来支持菜单 Which is what supports menus,
窗口 点击 高分辨率图像 windows, point and click, high-res graphics...
是啊 因为每个人都需要圆角矩形 Yeah, 'cause everyone needs rectangles with rounded corners.
大巴车跟头等舱同时降落在跑道上 Coach lands on the runway at the exact same time as first class.
你这话我完全听不懂 I don't have the first fucking idea what that means,
但定价就是这样达到2500美元的 but this is how it got to $2,500,
跟个人电脑的价格差不多 which is the price point on the PC,
个人电脑还能做更多事 which can do a lot more!
谁会想要个人电脑 哪个傻瓜会想 Who's gonna want a PC? What idiot is gonna want...
如果我想告诉你 If I wanna tell you there's
你衬衫上有块污渍 我会指着它 a spot on your shirt, I point to the spot.
而不说是在领子下方十四厘米 I don't say there's a spot 14 centimeters down from the collar
第二个纽扣右边三厘米处 and three centimeters to the right of the second button
同时我还在想苏打水的命令是什么 while I try to remember what the command is for club soda.
这不是人脑的运行方式 That's not how a person's mind works.
如果是为了简化使用 If the goal was ease of use,
也许你就应该给它一些记忆存储 maybe you should've given it some memory.
你可以抱怨记忆存储或者是价格 You can complain about memory or you can complain about price,
但你不能同时抱怨它们 but you can't do both at the same time.
记忆存储就是烧钱 Memory is what costs money.
我很高兴你现在告诉我对Mac的看法 I'm glad you're telling me your feelings about the Mac now
因为我们还有一个半小时 because we have a half hour left.
我们可以重新设计 We can redesign it.
我只是让你控制好自己的期望 I'm just asking you to manage expectations.
想想看人们见到它的表情 Look at their faces when they see what it is.
他们不会知道看到的是什么 They won't know what they're looking at
或者为什么会喜欢 or why they like it,
但他们知道自己想要它 but they'll know they want it.
并不会马上就这样 Not instantly.
当人们听到《春之祭》的时候 When people heard Rite of Spring,
他们把凳子都扔出剧院了 they tore the chairs out of the theater.
也没有买唱片 They didn't buy the record.
《春之祭》恰好是上个世纪最具革命性 Rite of Spring happens to be the most revolutionary
和刺激性的交响乐 and provocative symphony of the last century.
芭蕾 它是芭蕾舞 Ballet. It was a ballet.
但是伊戈尔·斯特拉文斯基也没说 But Igor Stravinsky didn't
他一个月要卖两万张 say he was gonna sell 20,000 units a month.
我不知道为什么要说斯特拉温斯基 I don't know why we're talking about Stravinsky
我关心的是 when what I care about is
丹·科特克在《时代》杂志上鸡奸了我 Dan Kottke sodomizing me in Time magazine.
很显然... Look. Obviously...
我这样跟你说吧 Let me say this to you.
很显然 丹尼尔根本不觉得自己有错 Obviously, Daniel didn't think he was doing anything wrong.
-对《时代》爆这种料吗 -没错 - By talking to Time about it? - Yeah.
我不懂你什么意思 I don't know what that means.
你说 你告诉我这件事的时候 You said, when you told me the story...
你说你跟丹说 You said you said to Dan,
"《时代》杂志有没有问你 "Did Time magazine ask you
我是不是有个叫丽萨的女儿" if I had a daughter named Lisa?"
丹说"有" And Dan said, "Yeah."
我要说的是他回答你的话干脆又诚实 My point was that he answered you simply and honestly
因为他根本不觉得自己做错了什么 because he didn't think he'd done anything wrong.
乔安娜 除了我根本没有一个女儿叫丽萨 Except, Joanna... Except I don't have a daughter named Lisa.
现在这个故事变成 And this story is now about
我是如何否认父亲身份还去验血的 how I'm denying paternity and took a blood test.
所以这张图是... And that's why there's a picture of...
不知道他妈的什么鬼东西 I don't know what the fuck that is.
《时代》年度机器
计算机时代来临
《时代》年度机器
计算机时代来临
所以封面上是台个人电脑 That's why there's a picture of a PC on the cover
而不是我跟Mac instead of a picture of me and the Mac.
我不知道该说什么了 I don't know what to tell you.
本来我应该是《时代》杂志的年度人物 I was supposed to be Time magazine's Man of the Year.
结果丹·科特克横空出世 And then Dan Kottke was born.
-那个... -什么 - Well... - What?
-她在等你 -谁 - She's waiting for you. - Who?
-克里斯安 -布伦南? - Chrisann. - Brennan?
她们在外面的走廊里 They're out in the hall.
她们从早上七点开始 They've been sitting in the
就坐在观众席的后面 back of the auditorium since 7:00 this morning.
我现在不见克里斯安 I'm not having a session with Chrisann right now.
我们邀请了335位记者来参加发布会 We issued 335 press credentials for the launch.
史蒂夫 你要是惹怒了克里斯安 Steve, you piss off Chrisann,
她可以站在大厅接受335家采访 she's gonna stand in the lobby and give 335 interviews,
而你 将会渴望跟丹·科特克的平静生活 and you, pal, will be longing for the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.
我去把这事解决了 Let me get this over with.
但你别走 待在这儿 But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.
什么 不行 我不干 What? No. I'm not.
不行 你在这儿 No. There's less of a chance
场面混乱的可能性更小 of a scene if you stay here.
她会冷静一些 She'll be cool.
这事非常私人... I find all this excruciatingly personal and-and...
我不要待在这儿 I-I'm... I'm not staying.
不行 拜托了 No. Come on.
我不想跟克里斯安处独处一室 I don't wanna be in a room alone with Chrisann.
你陪我 This is me and you.
好吧 Fine.
史蒂夫 Steve.
真是意外 This is a surprise.
进来吧 Why don't you come on in?
谢谢 Thank you.
你也来吗 You coming too?
当然 我不会留她在走廊上的 Yes, I'm not gonna leave her in the hallway.
好吧 这走廊挺安全的 不过算了 Okay. It's a safe hallway, but anyway.
还记得乔安娜·霍夫曼吗 You remember Joanna Hoffman?
她是Mac的市场部主管 She's the head of marketing for the Mac.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
很高兴见到你 丽萨 你好 Nice to see you. Hello, Lisa.
我们见过 你还告诉我 We've met before, and you told me
你喜欢我说话的方式 you like the way I talk,
这是我听到过的最喜欢的话了 and that was my favorite thing anyone's ever said to me.
-你是波兰人吗 -是的 - You're from Poland. - Yes, I am.
-你知道它在哪儿吗 -地球最上面 - Do you know where that is? - The top of the Earth.
我想你说的是北极 I think you're thinking of the North Pole.
我们时间有点紧 Well, we're a little pressed for time, so...
你们慢慢聊 我先走了 I'll leave you guys alone.
为什么要走 不是刚说好 Why do you wanna leave when you just said...
我要去看看赫茨菲尔德 I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
我们要让一台电脑跟大家问好 We're trying to get a computer to say hello,
但它现在太害羞了 but right now it's being very shy.
你能来帮帮我吗 可以吗 Would you come help me? Is that okay?
好 Sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
我爸爸用我的名字命名了一台电脑 My dad named a computer after me.
我不是你的... I'm not your...
其实 你知道这有多巧吗 丽萨 Actually, do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?
不知道 No.
就好像你遇到了一个人 Like if you met someone.
你和她交朋友 发现她也叫丽萨 You made a new friend and her name was Lisa too.
就是这样的巧合 That would be a coincidence.
"丽萨"是"本地集成系统架构"的缩写 "Lisa" stands for "Local Integrated Systems Architecture."
L-I-S-A L-I-S-A.
只是个巧合 It's a coincidence.
-你说完了 -对 - You about done? - Yeah.
好 Okay.
来吧 我们去让那台电脑问好 Come. Let's make that computer say hi.
去吧 丽萨 Go ahead, Lisa.
那么 是正相反吗 So it was the other way around.
我是以那台电脑命名的 I was named after the computer?
都不是 只是个巧合 Nothing was named after anybody. It's a coincidence.
走吧 Come on.
你怎么回事 What's the matter with you?
你怎么回事 为什么要告诉她这些事 What's the matter with you? Why are you telling her these things?
你为什么还跟她说我是她爸爸 Why are you still telling her I'm her father?
-是法官告诉她的 -不 不是 - A judge told her you're her father. - No, he didn't.
你好大的胆子 竟然跟《时代》杂志说 Where the hell do you get off telling Time magazine
我和28%的美国男人都睡过 I've slept with 28 percent of the men in America?
-我不是... -你哪儿来的胆子 - That's not... - Where do you get off?
我根本不是那么说的 That's not remotely what I said.
就在这儿 It's right here.
首先 关于《时代》杂志 我要跟你说 First of all, can I tell you something about Time magazine?
它就是个训练刺客的机构 I believe it's a training facility for paid assassins.
上面的原话是"乔布斯坚称" "Jobs insists"... I am quoting...
我没编造数据 I didn't invent math.
"美国男性人口的 "...twenty-eight percent
百分之二十八 of the male population of the United States
都可能是孩子的父亲" could be the father."
我不是说你跟28%的美国男人睡过 I wasn't saying you've slept with 28% of American men.
我是用一种算法 根据血检结果 I was using an algorithm based on the blood test
有94.1%的可能性我是她父亲 which said there was a 94.1% chance that I'm the father.
你这是公然地把我描绘成荡妇 You're trying to publicly paint me as a slut and a whore.
相信我 我不想公然对你做任何事 Believe me, I'm not trying to publicly do anything with you.
《时代》有二百万读者 我怎么... Two million people read Time. How am I supposed...
要是他们让我上封面 读者会更多 It would be more if they put me on the cover,
但丹·科特克却狠捅了我一刀 but Dan Kottke decided to kidney-punch me...
我昨天申请了福利救济 I applied for welfare yesterday.
-你说什么 -你好 - I'm sorry? - Hello!
我说我昨天申请了福利救济 I said I applied for welfare yesterday.
《时代》的文章说 The Time article said
你的苹果公司股票价值四亿四千一百万美元 your Apple stock was worth $441 million,
我想问问你对此感受如何 and I wanted to ask you how you felt about that.
我觉得苹果公司的股票价值被大大低估了 Well, I feel like Apple stock has been dramatically undervalued.
这时正是入股的好时候 This would be a good time to get in.
你的女儿和她母亲... Your daughter and her mother...
-克里斯安... -正在接受福利救济 - Chrisann... - are on welfare.
我们住在门罗公园的窝棚里 We're living in a hovel in Menlo Park.
我们交不起采暖费 We can't pay the heating bills.
她穿着大衣睡觉 She sleeps in a parka.
-你女儿... -她不是我女儿 - Your daughter... - She's not my daughter!
因为 据《时代》杂志报道 Because, as reported by Time magazine,
-我跟28%的美国男人睡过吗 -不 - I've slept with 28% of the men in America? - No.
恰好在丽萨出生九个月前 跟他们都睡过 All of them, exactly nine months before Lisa was born.
安迪在等你 I've got Andy here.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
好了吗 We're there?
-克里斯 -安迪 - Hey, Chris. - Hey, Andy.
-近来如何 -很糟糕 - How are you doin'? - Terrible.
你们叙上旧了 You guys caught up now?
原谅我 我得和朋友打招呼 Excuse me for saying hello to my friend,
他觉得你是个混蛋 who thinks you're a dick.
-我没觉得你是... -修好了吗 - I don't think you're a... - We're there?
-没有 修好的几率是六分之一 -该死 - No. It's got a one-in-six chance of working. - God damn it.
我们又不是戴顿纳赛车场的维修员 Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona.
不可能几秒钟就把它修好 This can't be fixed in seconds.
不是几秒钟 你们本有三周时间 You didn't have seconds. You had three weeks.
创世才用了一周时间而已 The universe was created in a third of that time.
改天你得告诉我们你是怎么做到的 Well, someday you'll have to tell us how you did it.
我打算这样做 Here's what I'm gonna do.
我会宣布 I'm gonna announce the names
发布会演示的每一位设计者的名字 of everyone who designed the launch demo.
我要介绍每一个人 让他们起立致意 I'm gonna introduce everyone and ask them to stand up.
苏珊·凯尔设计了图标 The bag was designed by Susan Kare.
史蒂夫·卡普斯设计了 The Macintosh font that's scrolling
在屏幕上滚动的麦金塔字体 across the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
布鲁斯·霍恩设计了星夜和空中文字 The starry night and skywriting was Bruce Horn.
MacPaint和MacWrite是艾丽斯 MacPaint, MacWrite, Alice,
甚至计算器也要介绍 down to the calculator.
然后我要介绍安迪·赫茨菲尔德 And then I'm gonna say the voice demo that didn't work
设计了无效的语音演示 was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.
-史蒂夫... -你有六分之五的几率 - Steve... - Five-in-six is your chance of
在第一轮俄罗斯轮盘赌中活下来 surviving the first round of Russian roulette,
你却选择了那六分之一 and you've reversed those odds.
除非你想在朋友 So unless you wanna be disgraced in front of your friends,
家人 同事 股东和媒体面前丢脸 family, colleagues, stockholders and the press,
换成我 我不会在这儿争辩 I wouldn't stand here arguing.
我会努力把更多子弹从枪里弄出来 I'd go try and get some more bullets out of the gun.
快去干 安迪 Do it, Andy!
等等 你 Stop. You.
-你穿几码的衬衫 -我 - What size shirt do you wear? - Me?
有人知道他穿几码的衬衫吗 Does anyone know what size shirt he wears?
我穿几码的衬衫 What size shirt I wear?
有人知道离得最近的精神病医生在哪儿吗 Does anyone know where the closest psychiatrist is?
软盘能装进口袋里 The disk fits in your pocket.
我需要件带胸前口袋的衬衫 I need a shirt with a breast pocket.
这样在台上就能把它拿出来 I can take it out onstage.
-衬衫 -软盘 - A shirt? - The disk!
我需要件合身的带胸前口袋的白衬衫 I need a white shirt in my size with a breast pocket.
是啊 哪家商店8点45就营业的 Yes. Which one of the no stores that are open at 8:45
你想让我派人 do you want me to have
在15分钟之内跑个来回吗 someone run to and return from in 15 minutes?
去大厅 Go out in the lobby,
找个跟我身材相当的穿着白衬衫的人 find someone my size who's wearing a white shirt.
告诉他我用台电脑换白衬衫 Tell them I'll trade them for a free computer,
他们可以穿我的衬衫 and they get to keep my shirt.
必须是白色的吗 蓝色的行吗 Does it have to be a white shirt? Is blue okay?
不行 Mac是米黄色的 我也是 No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige,
软盘是蓝色的 衬衫必须是白色的 the disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.
安迪 Andy?
你好 我是麦金塔 Hello, I'm Macintosh.
把安迪·赫茨菲尔德的脑袋给我拿过来 Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
我努力让它说"你好" 但它太害羞了 I tried to get it to say hello, but it's shy.
是啊 Yeah.
就是它吗 So that's it?
就是它 That's it.
我不明白 I don't get it.
我知道 I know.
人们用它做什么 What are people going to do with it?
丽萨 你多大了 Lisa, how old are you now?
-你知道她多大了 -你多大了 丽萨 - You know how old she is. - How old are you, Lisa?
五岁 Five.
来这儿坐会儿 Come sit here for a minute.
你知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
-是台电脑 -是台电脑 - It's a computer. - It's a computer.
我能不能借用下你的手 Can I borrow your hand for a second?
对准那个箭头 单击 Point that arrow and click.
你不必非得跟它玩 但如果你想也可以 You don't have to, but if you want, you can play with it.
你不会把它弄坏的 Nothing you can do will break it,
所以随便做什么都行 so just do whatever you want with it.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在还给你法院要求我付给你的钱数 I'm paying you exactly what the court ordered me to pay you.
每月385美元 $385 a month.
付这么多可不是我决定的 I'm not the one who decided on that amount.
我是问你感觉如何 And I'm asking you how you feel.
如果你觉得可以的话 If you feel all right.
如果你觉得给你女儿 If it feels all right
-可以的话... -她不是我... - to you that your daughter... - She's not my...
你的女儿和她母亲正在接受福利救济 That your daughter and her mother are on welfare
而你因为它 有四亿四千一百万美元身家 while you're worth $441 million for making that.
我可以自豪地说 I'm proud to say
苹果公司向预算不足的学校捐赠电脑 Apple donates computers to underfunded schools,
-而且我们会捐更多的Mac -什么 - and we'll be doing more of the same with the Mac... - What?
苹果公司向学校捐赠价值数百万元的电脑 Apple donates millions of dollars' worth of computers to schools.
那和我们有什么关系 What does that have to do with...
想象一下 一个贫困的孩子 Imagine an underprivileged kid
24小时都有他最爱的老师的陪伴 that has their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.
我们再过几分钟就能做到了 We're minutes away from being able to do that.
你觉得 这算是回答了我的问题吗 In your head, was that an answer to my question?
再跟我说一遍问题 Tell me the question again.
我并非唯一一个因子女抚养费起诉你的人 I wasn't the one who sued you for child support.
不 让... No, let...
圣马提奥县也起诉你了 San Mateo County sued you.
不 让我解释下发生了什么 No, let me explain what happened,
因为我现在有的是时间 'cause I have plenty of time right now.
抱歉打扰 有人找你 Excuse me. You have a visitor.
只是想祝你好运 克里斯安 Just wanted to say good luck. Hey, Chrisann.
-沃兹 -等一下 - Hello, Woz. - Hang on.
-只是想祝你好运 -谢谢 也祝你好运 - Just wanted to say good luck. - Thanks. You too.
-今早意义重大 -对 - It's a big morning. - Yeah.
你应该看看外面的观众 You should see this crowd out there.
这群观众 就好像... This crowd, it's like, um...
我不能等你想到合适的比喻了 哥们 I can't really wait for you to come up with a metaphor, man.
-我想让你帮个忙 -什么忙 - Yeah. So, listen, I want to ask you a favor. - Yeah?
你能否在发言时 Can you acknowledge
-向Apple Ⅱ团队致谢 -不能 - the Apple II team in your remarks? - I cannot.
就致个谢而已 Just an acknowledgement.
让他们站起来 Have them stand up.
我们要发布的是Mac We're launching the Mac.
这样会提升士气 It'd be a morale booster.
提一下就行 这样他们也能赢得掌声 Just a mention so they could get a round of applause.
-提一下吧 -我们能不能等会儿再谈 - Just a mention. - Can we stick a pin in this for a minute?
-好 -谢谢 - Sure. - Thank you.
就提一下并向他们致谢就行 Just talking about an acknowledgement for the team.
克里斯安在里面等我 我马上回来 I've got Chrisann in there. I'll see you in a second.
好 Yep.
这样 That.
什么 What?
你问我人们用它做什么 You asked me what people are gonna do with it.
他们会这样做 They're gonna do that.
是一位工程师的 One of the engineers.
谢谢 Thank you.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
你说什么 I'm sorry?
这是抽象画 It's an abstract.
你用了MacPaint You used MacPaint.
同时按下那个键和S键 Push that key and the "S" at the same time.
保存 取消
保存文件为
未命名
输入你的名字 Now type your name.
丽萨
丽萨·布伦南
你知道哪个按钮是"保存"吗 Do you know which box says "Save"?
对了 单击它吧 Right. Go ahead and click on it.
我会给你打点钱 I'll put some money in your account
给你买个离好学校近的新房子 and buy you a new house, someplace near a decent school.
谢谢 Thank you.
沃兹想跟你说句话 Woz wants a minute.
斯卡利也在找你 And Sculley's asking for you.
我们说完了 We're done?
你能不能再教我点别的 Could you teach me more things?
关于电脑的 On the computer?
丽萨 到走廊去等我 Lisa, wait for me in the hall, please.
在走廊里把外套穿上 You can put your coat on in the hall.
再见 丽萨 Bye, Lisa.
-再见 -丽萨 快去走廊 - Bye. - Lisa, in the hall. Now.
我想知道 你说要给我打些钱 I wanna know, when you say you're gonna put money in my account,
究竟打多少 how much we're talking about.
今天是教学日 她得去学校 It's a school day. She needs to be in school.
我会满足你的一切需求 I'm gonna give you whatever you need.
沃兹想让我对Apple Ⅱ团队致谢 Woz wants me to acknowledge the Apple II team.
你肯定能看出来 她长得像你 You must be able to see that she looks like you.
我不想冒犯沃兹 I don't want to insult Woz.
只是觉得这是在错误的时间 I just think it's backward-looking
回顾过去 at exactly the wrong moment.
我知道你听见我说的了 I know you heard what I said.
是啊 乔安娜 I heard what you said, Joanna.
只是我们就要做这件事了 It's just we're about to do this thing.
9点41分 世界将被永久性地改变 941, the planet's gonna shift on its axis nigh and forever.
二十世纪最重要的两件大事 Two most significant events of the 20th century:
盟军赢得二战胜利和今天这件事 the Allies win the war and this.
这件事 This.
所以你现在不应该斥责我不是个好父亲 So maybe right now isn't the very best time to scold me
那也不是我孩子 for not being a better father to a kid who's not my kid.
-检测结果表明我 -我不关心检测结果 - The test said I... - I don't care what the test said.
我不关心94.1% I don't care about 94.1%
或是你用疯狂的算法得出28%的美国男人 or the insane algorithm you used to get to 28% of American men.
给她买个新房子 我会给她钱的 Buying her a new house. I'm giving her money.
有个小女孩相信你是她父亲 There's a small girl who believes you're her father.
就这样 要考虑的只有这些 That's all. That's all the math there is.
她相信 你要怎么办 She believes it. What are you gonna do about that?
上帝派他唯一的儿子去完成自杀任务 God sent his only son on a suicide mission,
但无论如何我们都爱他 因为他种了树 but we like him anyway because he made trees.
我们会在初上市九十天内卖掉一百万台 We're gonna sell a million units in the first 90 days.
之后每个月卖两万台 20,000 a month after that.
你能不能让我喘口气 霍夫曼女士 So maybe you could give me a break, Ms. Hoffman?
沃兹 Woz.
自动售货机里的东西都是致命的 There's nothing in that vending machine that won't kill you.
-看看而已 -我们去散散步吧 - Just browsing. - Let's take a walk.
-有些事我想告诉你 -说吧 - Can I tell you something? - Yeah.
在毛伊岛会议之后 After the meeting in Maui,
Apple Ⅱ团队生气沮丧又失望 the Apple II team was upset and angry and down.
你知道为什么吗 Do you know why?
因为我一次都没提过他们吗 Because the Apple II wasn't mentioned even once?
Apple Ⅱ一次都没被提到... The Apple II wasn't mentioned ev...
对 就是这样 你说得对 Yes, that's it. You have it. Yes.
那可不是粗心大意 That wasn't an oversight.
他们知道的 他们知道并非粗心大意 They know that. They know it wasn't.
我不想小题大做... I don't wanna make a big deal out of this...
那完全在你的能力范围之内 That's entirely within your power.
Apple Ⅱ是... The Apple II is...
Apple Ⅱ就是从前那样 The Apple II is what was, my friend.
七年以来 The Apple II is what pays
支撑这儿的都是Apple Ⅱ the bills around here and has for seven years.
如果你让这群人难堪 And if you embarrass these people,
你就会面对公司的人才流失 哥们 you are going to see a brain drain at this company, my brother.
是马库拉让你离开丽萨项目 Markkula took you off the Lisa,
不是他们也不是我 所以别怨... not them and not me, so don't blame...
马库拉让我离开丽萨项目是因为 Markkula took me off the Lisa because
他的宗教信仰不能容忍把它做到完美 of his strong religious objection to making it good.
我满足了你关于Apple Ⅱ的一切要求 Now I gave you everything you wanted on the Apple II.
你不多提点要求吗 You don't ask for a lot?
你一次争辩都没输过 There wasn't a single fight you lost.
你承认Apple Ⅱ成功 Do you concede the slots are
是因为插槽吗 the reason for the success of the Apple II?
-我们别继续讨论插槽了 -我有话说 - We can't still be talking about the slots. - I have a point.
都七年了 你还在纠结插槽 It's been seven years. You're still doing it.
你还在谈插槽 You're talking about the slots.
你有点不对劲 There's something wrong with you.
这场争论在车库里就开始了 This argument started in the garage.
你在说什么 为什么只要两个插槽 What are you talking about? Why would you only want two slots?
打印机和调制解调器 A printer and a modem.
如果有八个插槽 你... With eight slots, you...
如果能增加到八个插槽 那可真是件大事 This is a huge deal that we were able to add eight slots.
我喜欢这种设计 但我们不会这么做 I appreciate the engineering, but it's not what we're doing.
-谢天谢地我赢得了争论 -沃兹 - And thank God I won that argument... - Woz.
因为人们就喜欢这台机器的开放系统 Because the open system is what people love about the machine,
所以不管过去还是现在人们都买它 and it's why it sold and still sells.
开放性系统 我们不做开放性系统 An open system. We're not doing an open system.
我们当然要做了 人们就想要开放性系统 Of course we are. That's what people want,
Apple Ⅱ的重大突破就在于... and the breakthrough on the Apple II...
除非你给他们展示 People don't know what they want
否则人们不知道自己想要什么 until you show it to them.
真正的用户想要个性化 Serious users want to customize.
他们想要改变 想要自己鼓捣 They wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
他们想让像我这样的硬件工程师 They want hardware engineers
提高机器的性能 明白吗 like me to expand its capabilities, okay?
音乐键盘 更好的声卡 Keyboards for music, better sound board,
更好的显卡 性能更佳的存储 better display boards, improved memory cards.
所以现在才有三千人聚集于此 And it's why there are 3,000 people here right now.
插槽让Apple Ⅱ能够运行 The slots are what allowed the Apple II to run,
举个例子 VisiCalc这样的软件 for just one example, VisiCalc,
据我估计 光靠这一点 which from my guess single-handedly
我们就卖了二十万到三十万台机器 sold between 200,000 and 300,000 machines.
-他们想要更多插槽 -他们没有表决权 - They want slots. - They don't get a vote.
迪伦写下《栖身之处》时 When Dylan wrote "Shelter from the Storm,"
图为正在拍摄宣传片的鲍勃·迪伦
也没求大家帮他创作歌词 he didn't ask people to contribute to the lyrics.
话剧也不会为了能让编剧问观众 Plays don't stop so the playwright can ask the audience
接下来他们想看什么而停止 what scene they'd like to see next.
-画家... -爱好者... - Painters... - Hobbyists...
我们现在正濒于... 爱好者 We're on the verge of a tectonic... Hobbyists?
打印机和调制解调器 两个插槽 A printer and a modem. Two slots.
我欣赏Apple Ⅱ团队 The Apple II team has my affection,
但我不会在Mac发布会上赞颂七年的旧产品 but I'm not loving up a seven-year-old product at the Mac launch.
-电脑又不是画 -去你的 - Computers aren't paintings. - Fuck you.
你每次这么说我都会说 I'm gonna say "Fuck you"
"去你的吧" 一直到你死了或者不说了 every time you say that until you either die or stop.
-史蒂夫... -你试试 - Steve... - Try it.
-史蒂夫 -说 - Steve. - Say it.
-电脑不是画 -去你的吧 - Computers aren't paintings. - Fuck you.
它们是画 我想要的就是封闭性系统 Yes, they are, and what I want is a closed system.
端对端控制 与其他完全不兼容 End-to-end control. Completely incompatible with anything.
电脑不应该有人类的缺陷 Computers aren't supposed to have human flaws.
我不会按你的想法设计这款电脑的 I'm not going to build this one with yours.
史蒂夫 Steve!
你好啊 Hey.
今天属于麦金塔 Today is about the Macintosh.
而麦金塔是我的作品 And the Mac is mine.
-我把它归功于你 -谢谢 - I give you that. - Thank you.
都归功于你 I give you that.
只要你公开致谢Apple Ⅱ团队 Just publicly acknowledge the Apple II team
因为这是应该做的 'cause it's the right thing to do.
马上我们就能知道 We'll know soon enough
你真是达芬奇般的绝世天才还是自以为是 if you are Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,
但与此同时 最好... but in the meantime, it would be great...
与此同时 Apple Ⅱ的时代结束了 In the meantime, the Apple II is done.
七年了 很了不起 Seven years. It was a great run.
你应该去大厅找你的座位坐下了 You should go out in the house and take your seat.
Mac是杰夫·拉斯金的 The Mac is Jef Raskin's.
说那句话 Say it for me.
-电脑不是... -去你的 - Computers aren't... - Fuck you.
好吧 All right.
五 六 Five, six...
-好了吗 -我还需要点时间 - We're there? - I need more time.
-不行 -只要二十分钟 - You can't have it. - 20 minutes.
已经八点五十八了 It's 8:58.
我们可以迟些开始 We can start late.
听着 我们是电脑公司 不能起步晚了 Hear me. We're a computer company. We can't start late.
-那我还有个主意 -什么 - Then I have another idea. - What?
是个骗人而且几乎不道德的主意 It's deceptive and borderline unethical.
-你说 -它可以在512型号上运行 - I'm listening. - It'll run on the 512.
-你测试了吗 -是的 - You tested it? - Yeah.
等等 你要用512型号来做 Wait. You're gonna demo
128型号电脑的演示吗 a 128 computer on a 512?
没人知道的 Nobody's gonna know.
而你只觉得这几乎不道德吗 And you think that's borderline unethical?
那你告诉我还有什么选择 Name my other choices, please.
你得告诉我 Please. You have to tell me
为什么让它说你好如此重要 why it's so important for it to say hello.
因为好莱坞 他们把电脑妖魔化了 Hollywood. They made computers scary things.
你看 这会让你想起一张友好的脸 See how this reminds you of a friendly face,
那个软盘插口就像是在傻笑 that the disk slot is a goofy grin?
它是暖心而幽默的 它需要说你好 It's warm and it's playful and it needs to say hello.
它需要说你好是因为它能做到 It needs to say hello because it can.
我们没有在进行欺诈 We're not committing fraud.
512型号在一年之内就会上市 The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.
你能让我别再听到你的东欧式反对了吗 Will you absolve me of your Eastern European disapproval?
2001年的电脑总是在说你好 The computer in 2001 said hello all the time
但还是把我吓坏了 and it still scared the shit out of me.
赦免我吧 Absolve me.
仅此一次 Just for this.
下不为例 And just for now.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
有请创始董事会成员迈克·马库拉 please welcome founding board member Mike Markkula.
好了 都准备好了 All right. Okay.
去吸引全世界的注意吧 史蒂夫 Go make a dent in the universe, Steve.
过几小时见 See you in a couple hours.
我将为大家带来此次发布会的正式部分 And I'm going to take us through the formal part of the meeting,
如果你们想叫它法律部分也行 the legal part, if you will.
感谢上帝 骑士终于出现了 Thank merciful God. The cavalry's shown up.
我听说你今早比平时还糟糕 I hear you've been worse than usual this morning.
我觉得不可能 I didn't think that was possible.
所以我被派来做"史蒂夫耳语者" So I've been dispatched as the "Steve Whisperer."
这是一瓶55年的玛尔戈红酒 This is a '55 Margaux.
现在是早上九点 9:00 in the morning.
这可是55年的玛尔戈啊 This is a '55 Margaux.
是我想多了还是你开始学我穿衣服了 Is it my imagination or have you started to dress like me?
让马库拉用季度报告开场不是好主意 It was a bad idea to have Markkula open with quarterly reports.
我们应该往观众身上浇水 Instead we should have just dropped water on the audience.
像是从天花板泼下 You know, just big 10,000-gallon tanks of cold water,
几箱三四万升的冷水 dropped from the ceiling.
给迈克在提词卡上省点钱 Save Mike some money on index cards.
-放轻松就行 -为什么 - Oh, just relax. - Why?
我不知道 没人问过我这问题 I don't know. No one's ever asked me that question.
干杯吧 There you go.
你是唯一和我用同样的方式看世界的人 You're the only one who sees the world the same way I do.
没人和你用同样的方式看世界 No one sees the world the same way you do.
我就像凯撒一样 约翰 I'm like Julius Caesar, John.
-我被强敌环绕 -你才没有 - I'm surrounded by enemies. - No, you're not.
-董事会 -董事会啊 他们支持你 - The board... - Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
只因为你的关照他们才会这样的 Only because you see to it they are.
我觉得这是个不错的董事会 I think it's a good board,
但如果你想让我把他们一个个挤出去 but if you want me to push them out one by one,
我们可以谈谈 we can talk about that.
我想让你一次性把他们都推出去 I want you to push them out all at once...
如果最近的出口是窗户 就从那儿出去 through a window, if it's the nearest exit.
我们给他们看广告时他们是那种表情 The look on their faces when we showed them the spot.
我看不到他们的脸 I couldn't see their faces,
因为他们都拿头磕着桌子呢 'cause they were banging their heads on the table.
没错 在它播出一次后 昨天 Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, the day after it airs once,
《广告周刊》的出版商就说 the publisher of Adweek calls it
这是有史以来最好的广告 the best commercial of all time.
是最好的 它也的确是 Of all time! And it is.
如果有谁能做得更好 And if anyone does one better,
只有李岱艾广告公司 it's gonna be Chiat/Day,
而董事会想换掉他们 who the board wanted to replace,
也只有李·克洛能胜任 and it's gonna be Lee Clow,
可董事会觉得他是个疯子 who the board thought was out of his mind.
女士们先生们 1984 Ladies and gentlemen, "1984."
这是信息净化指令的 The first glorious anniversary
光荣的一周年生日 of the information purification directives.
我们创造了史无前例的 We have created for the first time in all history
纯意识形态的花园 a garden of pure ideology
在那里每一位工人都可以有所建树 where each worker may bloom,
蔽除产生反对与矛盾的害虫 secure from the pests purveying contradictory thoughts.
我们思想的统一是比地球上 Our unification of thoughts is more powerful a weapon
任何舰船或军队都要有力的武器 than any fleet or army on earth.
我们合为一体 We are one people...
我们用了光头党做临时演员吗 Did we use skinheads as extras?
-有些人跟我说过 -对 - A couple of people have told me that. - Yeah.
我们付光头党工资吗 We paid skinheads?
在我的工资名册上有光头党吗 I've got skinheads on my payroll?
-他们的样子符合你的要求 -光头党 - They had a look you wanted. - The skinheads?
-对 -好吧 那就别说出去 - Yeah. - Okay, let's keep that to ourselves.
我们将获得胜利 We shall prevail.
1月24日 On January 24th,
苹果电脑将会发布麦金塔 Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh.
-还有谁知道 -知道什么 - Who else knows? - Who else knows what?
-我们付钱让恐怖分子出演广告 -约翰 - That we paid terrorists to be in our TV commercial. - John...
他们在广告上做了错误决策 They were wrong about the ad,
但他们是个好董事会 是好人 but they're a good board. Good people.
他们唯一的问题 问题是他们是人 Their only problem... Their problem is that they're people.
人 而人性是需要克服的东西 People. The very nature of people is something to be overcome.
当我在运营百事可乐的时候 When I was running Pepsi,
我们把重点放在18至55岁的年龄层 we had a lot of success focusing on
取得大成功 18-to-55-year-olds,
而他们不是暴力仇恨团体的成员 who weren't members of violent hate groups.
我知道 I get it.
你没有被敌人环绕 You're not surrounded by enemies.
我们即将大功告成 We're almost there.
我在迪伦的词上摇摆不定 I'm back and forth on the Dylan.
我可能会用另一段歌词 I might quote a different verse.
有什么选择 What are the choices?
今朝失败者明日会成功 "For the loser now will be later to win,"
明日会成功
-现在用的是这句 -好 还有呢 - which is what we have. - Mm-hmm. Or?
这片土地上的父亲和母亲 "Come mothers and fathers throughout the land,"
父亲和母亲
别对你不明白的东西指手画脚 "and don't criticize what you can't understand."
别指手画脚
儿子和女儿
你们的儿子和女儿 "Your sons and your daughters"
已不再受你们掌控 "are beyond your command."
我刚输给安迪·赫茨菲尔德一百块 I just lost a hundred bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
他说你会改用这段歌词 He said you'd change it to that verse.
我们还有45秒 我想问你一个问题 We got 45 seconds. I want to use it to ask you a question.
为什么被收养的人 Why do people who are adopted
觉得他们是被拒绝而不是被选中 feel like they were rejected instead of selected?
这可无凭无据 That came out of nowhere.
你们的儿子和女儿已不再受你们掌控 "Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command.
你们的旧路正迅速老化 Your old road is rapidly aging."
去你的吧 因为我名叫史蒂夫·乔布斯 So go fuck yourself, because my name is Steve Jobs,
而时代正在变化 and the times, they are a-changin'.
我没觉得被拒绝 I don't feel rejected.
-你确定 -非常确定 - You're sure? - Very sure.
因为不是父母生了孩子后 'Cause it's not like the baby is born
他们看着孩子 然后说 and the parents look and say,
"不 我们对这个不感兴趣" "Nah, we're not interested in this one."
换句话说 有人的确选择了你 On the other hand, someone did choose you.
这无法控制 It's having no control.
你发现 当生命中最重要的大事 You find out you were out of the loop
开始进行时 你却一无所知 when the most crucial events in your life were set in motion.
只要你还能控制 As long as you have control.
我不懂那些放弃的人 I don't understand people who give it up.
是什么启发赫茨菲尔德打这个赌的 What inspired Hertzfeld to make that bet?
他警告我 He was warning me that
做为像你父亲般的存在可能会很危险 being your father figure could be dangerous.
收好你的一百块 我就用第一段歌词 Keep your 100 bucks. I'm sticking with the first verse.
好 Good.
-他到底是什么意思 -没什么 - What the hell does he mean? - Nothing.
我为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
谢谢你 头儿 Thank you, boss.
很高兴为大家介绍我的朋友 It's my pleasure to introduce my friend
和苹果公司首席执行官 and the CEO of Apple,
约翰·斯卡利 John Sculley.
约翰 John?
什么事 Yeah?
丽萨在Mac上画了幅画 Lisa made a painting on the Mac.
麦金塔 The Macintosh,
苹果公司近乎神话般的家用电脑 Apple's near mythological home computer,
在与业界大鳄IBM的竞争中 has gotten off to a rocky start
开局不顺 in its battle with industry titan IBM.
在第一季度销售量 With sales originally projected to be a million
会达到一百万的初始期望下 in the first quarter,
在发售后 苹果公司几个月里只售出了 Apple has sold only 35,000 of the user-friendly machines in the months
三万五千台这款易操作的电脑 since it's been available to customers.
史蒂夫·乔布斯坚持 The insistence by Steve Jobs
使用叫做端到端控制的机制 that it have what's called end-to-end control,
端
到
端
控制
也就是说它和大多数 which is a way of saying that it's not compatible
外部硬件和软件都不兼容 with most outside hardware or software,
这正是此款潜力机型的悲剧缺陷 is the Shakespearean flaw in a machine that had potential.
由于销售不佳 苹果电脑 Apple computers closed two of its factories today
今天关闭了两家工厂 in the wake of disappointing sales.
你知道上个月卖出了多少台Mac吗 Do you know how many Macs were sold last month?
五百台 500.
在让华尔街的部分而非全部人 In a move that surprised some
惊讶的一次决策中 but not all on Wall Street,
苹果电脑董事会今日投票 the board of directors of Apple Computers voted today
解雇它的联合创始人史蒂夫·乔布斯 to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.
被解雇
是他主动离开还是被排挤出局 Did he jump or was he pushed?
他的前任上司 苹果电脑首席执行官 His ex-boss, Apple CEO John Sculley,
约翰·斯卡利拒绝发表评论 refused to comment.
但是在一次专访中 However, in an exclusive interview,
史蒂夫·沃兹尼亚克对他的老友 Steve Wozniak has slammed
史蒂夫·乔布斯的人品进行了抨击 the integrity of his old friend Steve Jobs.
他说乔布斯是个无礼而伤人的家伙 He calls Jobs an insulting and hurtful guy.
乔布斯携新公司和新电脑进行反击 Jobs is hitting back with a new company and a new computer.
无礼而伤人的家伙
苹果公司有了新的竞争者 Apple has a new competitor.
史蒂夫·乔布斯的黑立方客户目标为教育市场 Steve Jobs's Black Cube is aimed at the education market.
黑
立方
很少有人能让世界等待 Few people have the ability to make the world wait,
除了乔布斯和他的新公司NeXT but that is just what Jobs is doing with his new company, NeXT.
对焦看上去很准 Focus seems kind of sharp.
在幻灯片上吗 On the slide?
是整个楼层 聚光灯 The floor. The pin spot.
我觉得我们需要精准的对焦 I think we want a sharp focus.
不是针对你 只是我不喜欢马戏团审美 Don't take it personally. Just not a fan of the circus aesthetic.
好 在这里停下 All right, let's hold here.
我们得上去重新给器材对焦 We're gonna have to go up and refocus the instruments.
就一台 30度那个没问题 Just one. The 30 is fine.
当我们暂停时 While we're holding,
贵宾室里有前来祝贺的人 there are well-wishers in the VIP room.
沃兹来了 And Woz is here.
旧金山歌剧团
史蒂夫·沃兹尼亚克 是 非常感谢 Steve Wozniak. Yes. Thank you very much.
还有安迪·赫茨菲尔德 And Andy Hertzfeld.
安迪·赫茨菲尔德 谢谢 Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.
约翰·斯卡利也来了 John Sculley is here too.
他能来真好 It's nice that he's here.
真的吗 我觉得一点都不好 Really? I don't think it's very nice at all.
你得去见他们 他们想表示敬意 You have to see them. They wanna pay their respects.
如果他们尊重人 If they were respectful,
我们现在应该还在苹果公司 we'd all still be at Apple right now.
听着 Look...
如果他们真的希望我好 就不会说出来 If they really wished me well, they'd keep to themselves.
我能告诉你一件事吗 Can I tell you something?
我觉得他们口是心非 I don't think they do wish me well.
但我觉得这没什么 我超越了苹果 But I'm all right with that. I'm over Apple.
我超越了麦金塔 沃兹和斯卡利 I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
就像你从高中恋情里走出来那样 the same way you get over your high school sweetheart.
重新再来 Build a new one.
-我能跟你说件事吗 -说吧 - Can I tell you something? - Yes.
你说过你不会和他们竞争 You said you wouldn't compete with them,
但你设计了一台 but you designed a computer
专供教育市场的电脑 specifically for the education market,
而这是公认的他们的市场 which they putatively own.
所以我觉得他们能来挺好 So, I think it's cool they're here.
他们在起诉我 They're suing me.
但还是 Still...
他们能来很好啊 It was nice they came.
他们并不是宽宏大量 They're not being magnanimous.
他们只想让这看上去像和平离婚 They want it to look like an amicable divorce.
历史对乔·狄马乔甩了玛丽莲梦露 History doesn't remember Joe DiMaggio kindly
著名棒球运动员
可是评价不佳 for dumping Marilyn.
史蒂夫 Steve?
你怎么了 What's your problem?
我不知道 但我确定这是因为你 I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced back to you.
我是那个需要向别人解释你的人 You know, I'm the one who has to explain you to people.
为了公司商标付给保罗·兰德十万美元 $100,000 to Paul Rand for a corporate logo
当时我们甚至都不知道公司是做什么的 when we didn't even know what our company made.
一套六十五万的模具用来做立方外壳 A $650,000 mold for the cube,
因为上帝不让角度从九十变成九十点一 because God forbid the angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
是我不让角度从九十变成九十点一 I forbid the angles to be 90.1 instead of 90.
那个盒子可能会在古根海姆博物馆展出 That box could be on display at the Guggenheim.
别让他们有理由在媒体面前说 Don't give them reason to say to the press
你脾气大 you have a chip on your shoulder.
你会为了我这么做吗 Will you do that for me?
我脾气又不大 I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
好 Okay, okay.
但别让他们有理由这么说你 But don't give them a reason to say you do.
我不会的 I don't.
-这才是正确的态度 -这才不是态度 - That's the right attitude. - That's not an attitude.
他们马上就会给我打电话让我去看灯光 They're gonna call me back in a minute to look at the light.
-少用一组 -好 - Get one out of the way. - Fine!
-真的 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-还有件事 -说 - One more thing. - Sure.
会后不接受媒体提问 No questions from the press after.
不 为什么 No... Why?
在我有更好的答案之前不做媒体问答 Until I have better answers, no press avail.
如果有人问我在哪 Somebody asks where I am,
你就说刚见到我 我马上就回来 you just saw me, and I'll be right back.
好 Okay.
你想谁先来 Who do you want first?
6号化妆间
把史蒂夫·沃兹尼亚克给我带过来 Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
等等 Hang on.
-我以为你去上学了 -等等 - I thought you went to school. - Hang on.
你一小时前就该去学校了 You were supposed to go to school an hour ago.
我以为你已经走了 I thought you left.
我今早没有准时叫醒我妈妈 I didn't wake up my mom on time this morning.
以前也发生过 It's happened before too.
我听到闹铃就起床 I wake up with the alarm
然后穿衣服吃早饭 and then I get dressed and eat breakfast,
但有时吃完饭后我忘了看时间 but sometimes I forget to see what time it is after that.
为什么你妈妈不自己设闹铃 Why doesn't your mom just set her own alarm clock?
这是我的任务之一 It's one of my chores.
我不知道这和你有什么关系 在你还 I don't understand what that has to do with why you're still...
你妈妈在哪 Where's your mother?
她去找公共电话了 She went to find a pay phone.
一小时前 她说 An hour ago, she said...
你没必要举手 You don't have to raise your hand.
-你说它有点不正 -是的 - You said it was off by a little. - It is.
-我刚量了 -乔安娜 - I just measured it. - Joanna...
四面都是三十厘米 Exactly a foot on all four sides.
一共有六面 There are six sides.
但你现在不该在这里 But you're not supposed to be here right now.
我们知道如果有四面相等 We know if four of the sides are equal to each other,
剩下的两面也一定相等 the other two must be equal as well.
上下左右四面 The top, bottom, right and left
比前后要短约一毫米 are about a millimeter shorter than the front and back.
没有 我量过了 They're not. I measured them.
丽萨 我算是个设计专家 Lisa, I'm kind of an expert in design.
而那只是把二十分的尺子 And that's a 20-cent ruler.
有没有可能它刻度不准 You think there's a chance it could be off?
如果我还有把尺子 我会量这把尺子的 If I had another ruler, I would measure this ruler,
但我真觉得刻度没问题 but I really doubt it's off.
等你妈妈回来 When your mother comes back,
-你就得去上学了 -因为这是把尺子 - you have to go to school. - Because it's a ruler!
为什么不准呢 Why is it off?
-你听到我刚才说的了吗 -听到了 - Did you hear what I just said? - Yes.
因为有时你好像 Because sometimes it seems like
一直在说你想要什么却不听别人说 you just keep saying what you want without listening.
我在听 I'm listening.
-你需要什么吗 -不需要 - Is there something you need? - No.
为什么这不是个完美的立方体 Why isn't it a perfect cube?
-你刚才问过我了 -我忘了为什么 - You've asked me before. - I forget what it is.
这叫视异常 It's an optical anomaly.
人眼看来完美立方体不像立方体 To the human eye, a perfect cube doesn't look like a cube,
所以就让它两侧面的边长 so we made it roughly a millimeter shorter
比一英尺短大约一毫米 than a foot on two sides.
NextCube官方尺寸为长宽高均一英尺
什么是异常 What's an anomaly?
这你之前也问过了 You've asked me that before too.
我不懂你为什么总这样 I don't know why you keep doing that.
就是例外 不符合规律的东西 It's an exception. Something that doesn't fit a pattern.
你该去上学了 进 You have to go to school. Come in!
我想你俩见过 I think you two have met.
你好啊 老朋友 Hello, old friend.
-你看着不错 -你也是 你也是 - You look well. - So do you. So do you.
他们告诉我 And they're telling me
乔治把打光弄好了 你去看看 George is ready for you to look at the focus.
跟我一起走 Take a walk with me.
-这是丽萨吗 -是的 - Is this Lisa? - Yeah.
-不可能是丽萨 -就是她 - This can't be Lisa. - It is.
丽萨才那么大 Lisa's this big.
小孩会长的 走吧 They get taller. Come on.
-记得我吗 -她不记得 - Do you remember me? - She doesn't.
我是你爸的朋友史蒂夫·沃兹尼亚克 I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.
抱歉 我不记得你 I apologize. I don't remember you.
你真有礼貌 You're very polite.
-沃兹 -怎么 - Woz? - Yeah.
克里斯安在打公共电话 Chrisann's at a pay phone.
你能去找她吗 Would you find her?
好 Yeah.
来了不少人 Good turnout.
-很多人 -是啊 - Great turnout. - Yeah.
-"酷毙了" -酷毙了 - "Insanely great." - Insanely great.
这是我们第一次在不同团队工作 This is the first time we haven't played for the same team.
就像你要发布首张单飞专辑 It's like you're releasing your first solo album.
我...感谢你邀请我来发布会 I, uh... I appreciate your inviting me to the launch.
我只是想重新开始 I just want to wipe the slate clean.
我也这么想 所以来了后台 That's exactly what I want. That's why I came backstage.
希望你知道我会支持你 I want you to know, um, I'll be out there with you.
你有没有可能代我上去 Any chance I can get you to go out there instead of me?
我爱你 史蒂夫 I love you, Steve.
我也爱你 沃兹 I love you too, Woz.
有些风言风语 You know, some things were said.
是啊 大家公开议论 They were. They were said in public.
公开出版 你那么做是被逼的吗 They were published. Were you pressured to do it?
我是什么 Was I what?
来看看 Check it out.
这是给旧金山歌剧团的乐池 It's the orchestra pit for the San Francisco Opera.
我那么做是被逼的吗 Was I pressured to do it?
有次我在坦格伍德音乐节上见到小泽征尔 I once met Seiji Ozawa at Tanglewood.
特立独行的指挥 A thunderous conductor.
对技艺和细节的把握 精准得邪乎 Ungodly artfulness and nuance.
我问他指挥的工作究竟有哪些 And I asked him what exactly a conductor does
是节拍器做不了的 that a metronome can't.
出人意料 他 Surprisingly, he...
他没揍死你吗 He didn't beat the living shit out of you?
没有 他说 "音乐家演奏乐器 That's right. No, he said, "The musicians play their instruments.
而我摆弄乐团" I play the orchestra."
感觉听起来不错 That feels like something that sounds good,
但没有任何意义 but doesn't mean anything.
马库拉 斯卡利 Markkula, Sculley...
他们有没有让你对媒体说我坏话 Did they ask you to slag me off in the press?
我有理由生气 I had reason to be angry.
-他们有吗 -绝对没有 - Did they? - Absolutely not.
但他们叫你去讲 But they asked you to talk.
当时苹果四面受敌 你又离开公司 Apple was under siege. You'd just left the company.
该有人接受媒体采访 Someone had to talk to the press.
我就在这儿 沃兹 是公司抛弃我 I'm right here, Woz. The company left me.
我求过你 我求过你的 I begged you. I begged you.
Apple Ⅱ占总收入70% The Apple II accounted for 70% of the revenue.
你以为会怎样 What did you think was gonna happen?
你对Apple Ⅱ和Lisa都关心得不够 You didn't care enough about the Apple II or the Lisa.
我明确说吧 Let's be really clear.
我根本不在乎Apple Ⅱ和Lisa I didn't care at all about the Apple II or the Lisa.
没人逼我那么做 I wasn't pressured to do it.
我对媒体说的话 可能有被曲解 What I said to the press was an honest,
但都如实表达了我的想法 if tempered, reflection of what I believed.
-沃兹 -什么事 - Woz. - Yeah?
你手腕上戴的什么玩意 What the fuck is on your wrist?
-想知道吗 -真的等不及了 - You wanna know? - I literally can't wait.
十年内所有人都会戴这个 Everyone's gonna be wearing these in 10 years.
这个是数码表 用数码管做的 It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.
这项技术已经有40年历史了 This is actually 40-year-old technology.
冷阴极管 140伏电压下运作 Cold cathode tubes. They're operating at 140 volts.
手腕倾斜45度 就出来了 I tilt my wrist 45 degrees, it's right there.
小时 分钟和秒数 Hours, minutes and seconds.
跟我们大脑的工作方式一样 看啊 The way our minds work. Look at that.
帮个忙 Do me a favor.
把时间往前调 就像在飞机上 Set the watch ahead like you're on a plane
你要调时区 and just changed time zones.
没问题 Not a problem.
旋下来 只消按这个扭 Unscrew that. Just hit the button.
不好意思 乘务员 Excuse me. Flight attendant?
我旁边这家伙好像要引爆炸弹 The man next to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
你觉得它看起来像炸弹 You think this looks like a bomb.
即使现在我也不能确定它不是 Even right now, I'm not 100% sure it isn't.
-我想等大家都习惯了... -不 - I think maybe once people get used to it... - No.
我当时很生气 I was angry.
关于Apple Ⅱ你当时说的那些话 You were saying things about the Apple II,
你对团队的态度 and the way you were treating the team...
沃兹 给你张免死金牌 Woz. You get a free pass for life.
我要回台上去了 I got to get back onstage.
只剩两分钟排练 We got two minutes of rehearsal time left.
你知道刚才那样有多居高临下吗 Do you understand how condescending that just was?
你大概不知道 Maybe you don't.
我不想看你 I don't want to see you
双手被铐着拖出飞机 get dragged off an airplane in plastic handcuffs.
你给我免死金牌 I get a free pass for life from you?
你发出免...你给我吗 You give out the pass... Y-Y-You give them to me?
你这样会中风的 小伙计 You're gonna have a stroke, little buddy.
你做了什么 你做了什么 What did you do? What did you do?
为什么丽萨都不知道我 Why has Lisa not heard of me?
见鬼伙计 有几个四年级学生知道你啊 Shit, man, how many fourth-graders have heard of you?
你不会写代码 You can't write code.
不是工程师 也不是设计师 You're not an engineer. You're not a designer.
你连钉子都不会钉 You can't put a hammer to a nail.
电路板是我搭的 I built the circuit board.
图形界面是从施乐帕克研究中心偷的 The graphical interface was stolen from Xerox PARC.
你把杰夫·拉斯金从他自己的项目撤走前 Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team
他是Mac团队的头儿 before you threw him off his own project.
这一切...机箱是别人设计的 Everything... Someone else designed the box.
怎么会我每天看到那么多报道 So how come 10 times in a day,
都说"史蒂夫·乔布斯是个天才" I read "Steve Jobs is a genius"?
你究竟做了什么 What do you do?
我摆弄乐团 I play the orchestra.
而你是不错的音乐家 就坐那儿 And you're a good musician. You sit right there.
你是那一排最棒的 You're the best in your row.
我来是澄清误会 I came here to clear the air.
-你知道我为什么来 -你能直接说吗 - Do you know why I came here? - Didn't you just answer that?
我来是因为你要完蛋了 I came here because you're gonna get killed.
你这电脑不可能成功 Your computer's gonna fail.
你找了个高校顾问团 You had a college and university advisory board
他们想要供两三千人使用的大功率工作站 telling you they need a powerful workstation for 2,000 to 3,000.
你给NeXT定价六千五 You've priced NeXT at 6,500.
还不包括可选的三千块的硬盘 And that doesn't include the optional $3,000 hard drive,
而大家会发现它是必选的 which people will discover isn't optional.
因为光盘太弱什么也做不了 Because the optical disk is too weak to do anything.
再加上两千五的激光打印机就是一万二 And the $2,500 laser printer brings the total to $12,000.
你是这个世界上唯一一个 And in the entire world, you are the only person
在乎机箱是不是完美立方体的人 who cares that it's housed in a perfect cube.
你要完蛋了 You're gonna get killed.
而我来是希望这一切发生时能站在你身边 And I came here to stand next to you while that happens
因为朋友就该这么做 because that's what friends do.
男人就该这么做 我不要你的金牌 That's what men do. I don't need your pass.
我们像从前那样 别待我像个外人 We go back, so don't talk to me like I'm other people.
只有我知道 I'm the only one that knows
现在这个乔布斯是你生造出来的 that this guy here is someone you invented.
我陪着你是因为那个没用的完美立方体 I'm standing by you because that perfect cube that does nothing
将会是个人电脑史上 is about to be the single biggest failure
最彻底的失败 in the history of personal computing.
说些我不知道的 Tell me something else I don't know.
-继续上台彩排吗 -时间不够 - Back onstage? - We're out of time.
他们要清理舞台然后放人进来 They've got to mop the stage and open the house.
垮了就垮了 是吧 If it crashes, it crashes, right?
可以拿这个开玩笑 You'll make a joke.
开玩笑 I'll make a joke.
垮了就垮了 If it crashes, it crashes.
这广告语不错 It's a good slogan.
"NeXT 垮了就垮了" "NeXT. If it crashes, it crashes."
我不单是说演示 史蒂夫 I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.
就算失败也别切腹 If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
-我们回去做绘图板 -再别碰那个了 - We go back to the drawing board. - No more drawing boards.
再发明一次埃德塞尔牌汽车 也别搞绘图板 Invent the Edsel twice, you don't get any more drawing boards.
1957年出厂时恰值经济衰退而惨败 后成为"失败"的同义词
说说你的计划 Tell me what the plan is.
你必须告诉我计划 因为我不知道 You have to tell me the plan, because I don't know.
你四处走动好像成竹在胸 You're walking around like you've got "Can't Lose" cards.
你准备好的时候自然就知道了 The plan will reveal itself to you when you're ready to see it.
需要我嗑药吗 Will I have to drop acid?
也没坏处 Couldn't hurt.
有计划吗 Is there a plan?
我什么时候让你失望过 Have I ever let you down?
每时每刻 Every single goddamn time.
-那以后不会了 -有吗 - Then I'm due. - Is there?
乔安娜 计划是有的 Joanna, there's a plan.
我只是不想让你 I just don't wanna put you in a position
对大家说谎 where you're lying to people.
晚15分钟开始 Start 15 minutes late
-阿维重新编译 我们也搏一把 -天啊 - so Avie can recompile and give us a fighting chance. - Jesus Christ.
我们要这样谈多少次... How many times are we gonna have this con...
-不能推迟开始 绝不 -好 - We're not starting late, ever! - Fine!
-绝对不能推迟 -推迟 - We're not ever starting late. - Late.
但推迟也是你的原因啊 But where do you come down on starting late?
丽萨总这样 Lisa's been doing this thing
她问一些我已经说过的事 where she asks me about stuff I've already told her.
她问我一些她早知道答案的问题 She asks me questions, and I know she already knows the answers.
这什么意思 What's that about?
怕家长心情不好的时候 Kids do that when they're scared
小孩都那么做 one of their parents is in a bad mood.
他们想引你谈些你感兴趣的话题 They try to get you talking about something you like.
很常见 It's very common
你也可以说些她感兴趣的 and can be treated by talking to her about things she likes.
你在这方面有经验或受过培训吗 Do you have any experience or training in this field?
没有 No.
叫他们开门放人 Tell them to open the house.
丽萨在哪 Where's Lisa?
就在附近 She's around.
-什么意思 -她在楼里跑来跑去 - What does that mean? - She's running around the building.
一小时前 你说要送她去学校 An hour ago, you said you were taking her to school.
她求我让她留下 She begged me to let her stay.
有些父亲很爱... There are fathers who would so love...
这样不对好吧 It is wrong, okay?
太堕落了 家长不能这么当 It is morally wrong, it's parentally wrong.
你利用丽萨来找我要钱 It is wrong for you to use Lisa
这么做不对 as a way of getting money from me.
即使现在不懂 总有一天她会明白 She will know, if she doesn't already,
在你眼中她就起这作用 that that is your primary use for her.
-你到死都遭她恨 -即使现在不懂 - She will hate you for the rest of your life. - She will see,
总有一天她会明白 if she doesn't already,
她的母亲敢于直面男性 that her mother is a woman who stands up to men.
方法是靠他们养活 By living off of them.
方法是不让他们禁锢我 贬低我 By not letting myself be imprisoned and degraded by them.
禁锢 我想甩都甩不掉 Imprisoned? I can't get rid of you.
我要看医生 还有牙医 I need a doctor and I need a dentist.
虽然我上了一学期就从大学退学 I dropped out of college after a semester,
但好吧 我来看看 but, okay, let's have a look.
你必须资助自己的女儿及她的母亲 You will support your daughter and her mother.
你有没有花一千五百块来给家宅赐福 Did you pay someone $1,500 to bless your house?
-听见我说的了吗 -有吗 - Did you hear what I said? - Did you?
我不记得多少钱了 史蒂夫 I don't remember how much it was, Steve.
-一千五 -好吧 他们也不能白干 - It was $1,500. - Well, they don't do it for free.
是不能 他们要价一千五 They don't. They charge $1,500.
我怎么花...操 我甚至不... How I spend... Fuck. You know, I'm not even gonna...
你是不是想说 Were you about to say,
"我怎么花钱不关你的事" "How I spend my money is none of your business"?
我鼻窦发炎而且我需要看牙医 I have a sinus infection and I need to see a dentist too.
所以你也知道那笔赐福费 So you can see how your blessing budget
本该花得更明智 could have been better spent.
比如花在完美的立方体上 Like on a perfect cube?
-看着我 克里斯安 -怎么了 - Look at me, Chrisann. - What?
-你知道我是谁吧 -知道 - You know who I am, right? - Yes.
-你知道我认识些人 -你说什么呢 - And you know I know people. - What are you talking about?
看着我 你知道我认识的人也认识些人 Look at me. And you know the people I know, they know people.
这是干吗 What is this?
如果再让我听到 If I ever hear again
你往丽萨头上扔早餐碗 that you've thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...
-什么 -会有人打我的私人专线 - What? - My private line's gonna ring,
电话线另一端会说 "办好了" and a voice on the other end is gonna say, "We're all set."
这样我就知道你死了 That's how I'll learn that you're dead.
你是不是疯... Are you cra...
我是冲地上摔碗 I threw the bowl on the floor.
我没往她头上扔 I didn't throw it at her head.
她甚至都不在房里 She wasn't even in the room.
她不在...我是冲地上摔碗 She was nowhere... I threw the bowl on the floor.
她是个小姑娘 你在吓她 She's a little girl. You're scaring her.
我是个成年人 你在吓我 I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
扔垃圾是小事 Taking out the garbage is a chore.
擦桌子是小事 Clearing the table is a chore.
早上叫你起床真他妈可怕 Waking you up in the morning is just fucking creepy.
请你多教教我 Please teach me more
-怎么当爹妈 -到此为止 - about being a parent. - We're all done here.
你都不承认自己是爹肯定能让我受益匪浅 It means so much coming from someone who won't admit he is one.
-别再冲丽萨吼了 -我对她负责 - Stop screaming at Lisa. - I give her responsibilities.
-明白了 -总有一天她会感谢我 - Got it. - One day she's gonna thank me for it.
-你死了以后吧 -滚蛋 - Probably in your sleep. - Fuck off!
好 Okay.
我从没...我从没往她头上扔过东西 I never... I never threw anything at her head.
史蒂夫 Steve.
我也绝不会那么做 I never would.
不管你说什么 事实就是事实 Things don't become so because you say so.
我忙完再给你账户打些钱 There'll be more money in your account by the end of business.
-你态度好吗 -好 - Were you being nice? - Oh, yeah.
下一个是安迪 Andy's next.
赫茨菲尔德还是坎宁安 Hertzfeld or Cunningham?
赫茨菲尔德 他和阿维·特瓦尼安 Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie Tevanian
在后台弄电脑 on the computer backstage.
女士们先生们 音乐厅现在开放 Ladies and gentlemen, the house is now open.
-在上千人面前玩 -史蒂夫 - ...playing in front of thousands of people. - Steve!
能等会儿吗 乔尔 Can he do it later, Joel?
我们八分钟内就要进去 We go in eight minutes.
今早我们能来个快问快答的采访吗 Can I get a quick reaction to the press this morning?
什么内容 What about it?
-它的大小体积 -来后台我告诉你 - The size of it, the volume. - I'll tell you on background...
我想要史蒂夫的原话 I was hoping for a quote from Steve.
来后台我告诉你 I'll tell you on background
在科技业我还没见过这样的东西 that I've never seen anything like it in the tech industry.
我联系《华尔街日报》 I called the "Wall Street Journal"
想给今天打个整版广告 to take out a full-page ad for today,
你猜他们的销售怎么说吗 and do you know what their sales guy said?
"费什么事呀 这就像是 "Why bother? It'd be like
提醒梅西百货明天是圣诞节" notifying Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas."
你看斯图尔特·奥尔索普的简讯没 You saw the Stewart Alsop newsletter?
《财富》杂志的信息技术专栏作家
看了 I did.
抱歉 乔安娜 我要录史蒂夫的话 I'm sorry, Joanna, I need to get Steve on the record.
标题是 The headline was
"亲爱的NeXT 我何时能拿到" "Dear NeXT, when can I get my machine?"
什么时候 When can he?
八到十周内我们就宣布发行日期 We'll announce the ship date in the next eight to 10 weeks.
奥尔索普说的不是发行日期 Alsop's not talking about the ship date.
他想知道什么时候能给他一个 He wants to know when he can get one to play with.
我们对斯图尔特·奥尔索普充满敬意 We have a lot of respect for Stewart Alsop,
我们也想送一台到他手上 and we want to get a machine into his hands
这样他就能跟订阅用户介绍介绍 so he can tell his subscribers about it.
-那是什么时候 -很快 - And when will that be? - Very soon.
几天还是一周 Couple of days? A week?
我不录音 Off the record.
-不录音 -完全不录 - Off the record? - Completely.
-我们认为 -等做好了就给他 - We think... - He'll get it when it's finished.
还没做好吗 It's not finished?
快做好了 It's almost finished.
演示你都排练了三周 I've been watching you rehearse the demo for three weeks.
-是的 -还剩什么 - Yeah. - What's left?
-一些细节 -什么 - A little thing. - What?
-已经说得够多了 -我们没有录音 - I think that's enough. - We're off the record,
而且乔尔总能充分理解细微差异 and Joel's always been good at understanding nuance.
还剩什么没做 What's left to finish?
我想用外行的说法 I guess, in layman's terms,
你应该说 我们还没有OS you'd have to say we don't have an OS.
-操作系统吗 -是的 - An operating system? - Yeah.
什么意思 What do you mean?
操作系统负责电脑的运行 Well, the OS is what runs the computer.
可以说 有操作系统才有电脑 In fact, it sort of is the computer.
之前怎么运行的 今天早上要怎么运行 How has it been running? How's it gonna run this morning?
你说没有操作系统究竟什么意思 What do you mean, you don't have an OS?
是这样 阿维·特瓦尼安是首席软件工程师 It's like this. Avie Tevanian is our chief software designer,
他编了个演示程序 and he wrote a demo program.
类似于造了辆好车 但引擎还没弄好 It's like we built a great car, but we haven't built the engine.
于是用高尔夫球车的电池组去撑一会儿 So we put a golf cart battery in there to make it go for a bit.
现在这电脑 All this computer knows
只知道怎么做演示 how to do right now is demonstrate itself.
你是说你只建了个黑立方 You're telling me the only thing you've built is a black cube?
是的 Yes. Yeah.
但你见过比这更酷的黑立方吗 But isn't it the coolest black cube you've ever seen?
这是...我没有录音 Is this... We're off the record.
这是策略还是出了问题 如果是出了问题 Is this a strategy or a problem? If it's a problem...
别跟那家伙说我们的专利知识 Do not share proprietary knowledge with that man.
没出问题 It's not a problem.
反正我也理解不了 I wouldn't understand it anyway.
我也不理解 而专利上有我的名字 I don't understand it either, and my name's on the patents.
还能发邮件啊 It's got e-mail.
邮件不再仅为技术专家服务 Well, e-mail's not just for tech specialists anymore.
现在如此 但将来不是了 Well, it is, but it won't be.
我猜NeXT电脑发出的邮件 And I assume an e-mail sent on a NeXT computer
只有NeXT电脑才能收到吧 can only be received by a NeXT computer?
封闭结构 端到端 Closed, end-to-end.
新的废纸篓不好 The new trash can is wrong.
我很想感谢你为此付出的每分每秒 I wanna tell you I appreciate all the hours you put into it,
但我说不出口 因为实在是太差了 but I can't because of how terrible it is.
那就换回另一个 Go back to the other one.
为什么我们还是提供了三种时钟选择 Why are we still giving three options on the clock?
-那你想给几种 -两种 买或不买 - How many options do you want to give? - Two. Buy it or don't.
能跟你说几句吗 Can I talk to you for a second?
当了个然 Abso-fruitly.
听着 阿维在重新编译了 Uh, look, man. Avie's been recompiling,
但他说今早可能会出些小状况 but he says there may be some glitches this morning.
如果只是有一些状况的话 If all there are are some glitches,
那就已经是奇迹般的巨大胜利了 it'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.
你为什么要为阿维传话 Why are you translating for Avie?
我不想他看到 I-I didn't want him to find out
你对系统演示出了状况的严厉态度 the hard way your position on glitches in a demo,
但你似乎变成熟了 but it sounds like you've mellowed.
我在成长 安迪 我学着爱自己 I've been growing, Andy. I've been learning to love myself.
我做梦都没想过你还会不爱自己 I wouldn't have ever dreamed that was a problem.
讽刺得好啊 Fantastic burn.
你得去你座位上了 You need to go to your seat.
丽萨呢 进了专为天才小孩开的学校吗 How about Lisa, getting into a school for gifted kids?
是啊 经过测试发现她能飞 Yeah, she was tested and it turns out she can fly.
-说真的 这很了不起 -我知道 - Seriously, it's a big deal. - I know it's a big deal.
所以我才给那学校建了栋楼 That's why I built the school a building.
-她应该不是靠这楼进去的吧 -是吗 - Well, I'm sure that's not why she got in. - Really?
给你看个《Macworld》上有趣的文章 Uh, can I show you something funny from Macworld?
我现在还真是有这么多闲工夫 I can't think of anything I have to do right now.
你会开心的 It'll make you feel good.
乔安娜 看看这个 Joanna! Look at this!
安迪 他只剩几分钟了 Andy, he's only got a couple of minutes.
《Macworld》上盖伊·川崎的文章 It's Guy Kawasaki writing in Macworld.
你会喜欢的 You're gonna like this.
我们能等发布会结束再拜读吗 Well, can we all enjoy it later?
他写了篇模仿新闻稿的文章 He wrote a parody press release
说苹果为了你们的操作系统收购NeXT about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.
他设想不远的将来 苹果需要你的系统 He imagines a near future where Apple needs your OS
不得不收购NeXT and has to buy NeXT,
你则会回来担任CEO and-and you come back as CEO.
他写道盖茨说 He has Gates saying,
"现在乔布斯会想出更多的创新点子 "There would now be more innovations from Jobs
能让微软抄袭" that Microsoft could copy."
史蒂夫·乔布斯重回苹果担任CEO
你可以待会儿再看 You can read it later.
谢谢 Thanks.
你没捐楼 她也会被录取的 She would've gotten in without you donating a building.
但捐了楼 接受访谈时就有得说了 Still, it's something to talk about in the interview.
好的 好运 All right. Good luck.
谢谢 Thanks.
给我吧 我帮你扔了 Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.
我要留着 I'm gonna hang on to it.
怎么了 What?
你准备好见斯卡利了吗 You ready for Sculley?
怎么回事 Excuse me!
丽萨 Lisa!
能不能别嚷 You can't shout!
丽萨 Lisa?
你得走了 You have to go.
这上面危险 所以我让别人来做 It's dangerous up here. That's why I make other people do it.
你在躲谁 我还是你妈妈 Who are you hiding from, me or your mom?
我没有躲谁 I'm not hiding.
走吧 Let's go.
你刚在听什么 What were you listening to?
我在听同一首歌的两个版本 I'm listening to two versions of the same song.
等我听完了 我就倒带再听一遍 Then when I get to the ends, I rewind to listen to them again.
同一首歌 但版本不一样 It's the same song, but the versions are different.
-什么歌 -好吧 - What's the song? - Okay.
是首挺老的歌 名字是《双面人生》 So it's a really old song, and it's called "Both Sides, Now."
-《双面人生》 -是 - "Both Sides, Now"? - Yeah.
唱了些什么 What's it about?
关于... It's about...
共有三段 云 爱和生活 There are three verses: Clouds, love and life.
唱歌的人唱的是他们曾经的思考 And the person singing is singing that they used to think of...
他们曾思考 That they used to think about...
-云 爱和生活 -对 - Clouds, love and life? - Right.
思考了一个角度 One way, yeah, but now
但现在他们换了种角度去看 然后 they look at them another way, and they...
他们最终发现 They've come to the conclusion that
他们其实完全不了解云 爱和生活 they really don't know clouds, love or life at all.
歌词跟你说的一模一样 Those are the exact words.
是啊 琼妮·米切尔的歌 Yeah, Joni Mitchell.
因为这不算是首老歌 除非我也老了 'Cause it's not a really old song, unless I'm a really old guy.
你现在得去上学了 You have to go to school now.
你想我告诉你 Do you want me to tell you
两个版本的区别吗 the differences between the two versions?
马上 Right now.
第一个版本是那种 The first version is the kind of thing
你会称之为少女的感觉 that you would call girlish.
我不是说我马上想知道区别 I didn't mean I want to know the difference right now.
我是说你要马上去上学 I meant you have to go to school right now.
我可以留下来看 I can stay and watch.
你逃课 你是在犯罪 You are truant. You're committing a crime.
我不会落下什么重要的课程的 I'm not gonna miss anything important.
-你怎么知道 -我预习了 - How do you know? - I read ahead.
清教徒来到了新大陆 The Pilgrims make it to the New World.
然后就是独立宣言 Then the Declaration of Independence.
是 你跳了几个世纪 Yeah, you skipped a couple centuries.
史蒂夫 克里斯安在外面 Steve? Chrisann's out there.
走吧 Let's go.
我能说说我能留下来的理由吗 Can I make my case for staying?
不行 Nope.
她刚跟我在一起 She was with me.
来 你爸爸不想我们待这 Come on. Your dad doesn't want us to stay.
我没有 我没 That's not true. That's not...
你必须去学校 仅此而已 You have to be in school is all.
我现在在犯罪 I'm committing a crime right now,
我不想惹麻烦 and I don't wanna get in trouble.
你没惹麻烦 我开玩笑的 You're not in trouble. I was kidding.
好吧 Okay.
第二个版本是什么 Hey. What was the second version?
你说第一个版本很少女 You said the first version was girlish.
第二个版本呢 What was the second version?
我一下子还真想不到合适的词 I can't really think of the word.
-好 开心去上学吧 -遗憾 - Okay. Well, have a good day at school. - Regretful.
什么 What?
就像你想重新活一次 改变些什么 Like wishing you could go back and do things different.
你太小了 说什么遗憾 You're too young to be regretful.
不是我 Not me.
是唱歌的人 The person singing the song.
懂了 遗憾 挺有道理的因为 Got it. Regretful. That makes sense because...
我想跟你住 I wanna live with you.
六分钟 Six minutes.
-你想见斯卡利吗 -不想 - You want to see Sculley? - No.
我说过多少回了 你需要保安 You know all those times I told you you needed security?
这就是原因 Here's why.
我真不明白 我都老了 你却没见老 I don't know how it is I've gotten older and you haven't.
是不是跟恶魔做了什么我没做的交易 Some deal with the devil I was never offered.
你知道我过去四年在想什么吗 So you know what I've been thinking for the last four years?
其实 约翰 As it turns out, John,
我从来不知道你在想什么 I've never known what you were thinking.
新生儿都没有控制权 No newborn baby has control.
你懂我在说什么吗 Do you know what I'm talking about?
-84年Mac发布之前你说 -知道 - In '84, before the Mac launch. You said... - Yeah.
你说被领养意味着你没有控制权 You said that being adopted meant you didn't have control.
我们马上要开始了 所以... We're starting in a minute, so...
为什么人们认为是我开除了你 Why do people think I fired you?
没关系 约翰 都过去了 It's fine, John. It's all behind us.
是吗 Is it?
少装傻了 你骗不了我 Don't play stupid. You can't pull it off.
你来这问我为什么人们认为你开除了我 You came here to ask me why people think you fired me?
为什么人们认为是我开除了你 Why do people think I fired you?
我们来确认几件事 好吗 Just confirm something for me, okay?
你喜欢那广告 是吧 You liked the ad, right?
那个广告《1984》 你是喜欢的吧 The commercial... "1984." You liked it.
-你什么时候买家具 -太麻烦了 - When are you gonna get furniture? - It's not an easy process.
不麻烦 你先买沙发 一件件就齐了 It is. You buy a couch, take it from there.
我实在是想不到 I'd be really surprised if
你过来跟是我讨论室内装潢的 you came here to talk about interior decorating.
我很喜欢那广告 I liked the ad very much.
你喜欢 You did?
你知道我喜欢的 现在请回答我的问题 You know I did. Now please answer my question.
你他妈就是个骗子 你想扼杀了它 You're a lying son of a bitch. You tried to kill it.
是时候仔细审视一下Mac了 It's time to take a hard look at the Mac.
已经落后时代了 It's past time.
定价过高 我们要降价到1995元 It's overpriced. We need to drop it to 1,995.
我们要把营销预算翻一倍 We need to double the marketing budget,
分配更多人手去做内置硬盘 put more bodies on an internal hard drive
在文件服务器上投资 and invest in FileServer.
你到底从哪得知 Where the hell did you get the idea
-我要撤掉... -李·克罗 - that I tried to kill... - Lee Clow.
-李错了 -他说谎吗 - Lee's wrong. - He's lying?
-他 弄错了 -钱从哪来 - He's... mistaken. - Where would the money come from?
把早该扔掉的Apple Ⅱ扔了就有了 It would come from finally getting rid of the Apple II.
Apple Ⅱ是唯一在赚钱的产品 The Apple II is the only thing making money.
你跟董事会站在了一边 You agreed with the board.
我明白董事会的顾虑 但我 I understood the board's concerns, but I...
董事会的顾虑是我们没展示出产品吗 The board's concerns that we didn't show the product?
还有其他原因 问题在于 Among other things, but my question was...
什么原因 What other things honestly?
我就是好奇 你说"还有其他原因" I'm asking because I'm curious. You said "Among other things."
还有就是它的背景设定在反乌托邦星系 Among other things, it was set in a dystopian galaxy.
发生在一个不是地球的星球上 It took place on a planet where we don't live.
这很黑暗 而且跟我们品牌相违背 It was dark and the opposite of our brand.
再加上我们没展示产品 And we didn't show the product.
人们谈论那则广告 People talked about the ad but
但没什么人知道我们在卖什么 most of them didn't know what we were selling.
Mac需要卖1995块 The Mac needs to sell for 1,995.
没有任何市场调查告诉我们说 There is no market research telling us
Mac会因为定价过高而失败 the Mac is failing because it's overpriced.
调查表明人们不喜欢 It's telling us that people don't like it
是因为他们认为它没什么用 because they think it doesn't do anything.
这是个封闭结构 端到端 It's closed, end-to-end.
我们之前不知道人们不想买这个 We didn't know it wasn't what people wanted,
但他们确实不想 but it isn't.
他们想要插槽 想要选择 想要空间 They want slots, they want choices, they want options.
跟我们买音响一样 配件自由组合 The way we buy stereos... mix and match components.
约翰 听我说 John, listen to me.
我敢保证跟你说顾客永远正确的人 Whoever said the customer is always right was,
他自己就是顾客 I promise you, a customer.
-那里面有光头党 -她解放了他们 - It had skinheads in it. - She was liberating them.
解放光头党 Liberating the skinheads.
那广告跟什么鬼光头党一点关系都没有 The ad didn't have anything to do with fucking skinheads.
我们就他妈把他们当临时演员用 We used them as fucking extras.
根本没人知道他们是光头党 Nobody even knows they were skinheads.
我只是说董事会有顾虑 I'm just saying the board had concerns...
你发明了生活模式营销 You invented lifestyle advertising.
我们的品牌就是我的品牌 And our brand was my brand.
我的职责是给董事会提建议 My job is to make a recommendation to the board.
我们展现的是很多人开心地喝着百事 We showed a lot of happy people drinking Pepsi.
我们可没说 We didn't say
如果你不买百事世界就灭亡了 the world was going to end if you bought a Dr. Pepper.
去建议他们降低价格和增加营销售预算吧 Recommend that we drop the price and double the marketing budget.
-我做不到 -而且我们展示了产品 - I can't. - And we showed the product.
我们展现了它被打开 We showed it being opened,
我们展现了它被倒出来 被喝掉 we showed it being poured, being consumed.
那你怎么打算 建议我们取消Mac吗 What are you gonna do, recommend that we kill the Mac?
我已经建议了 史蒂夫 I already have, Steve.
什么 什么时候 What? When?
你觉得你成功的秘诀在于 You think the secret to your success
是假定人们知道怎么享受一罐汽水吗 was not assuming people knew what to do with a can of soda?
我没有取消那广告 史蒂夫 I didn't kill the ad, Steve!
正是因为我它才能播出来 I'm the only reason it made it on the air.
就刚才 一小时前 Just now. An hour ago.
我从马库拉家出来的时候 I'm coming from Markkula's house.
他说什么 What did he say?
-他说什么 -创造点新东西 - What did he say? - Invent something new.
我会给你个团队 你待在毛伊岛都行 I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.
不光度假 还送你沙发 The resorts come with couches.
等等 你是说你提议终结Mac项目 Wait a minute. Are you saying you recommended terminating the Mac
还是你提议让我退出Mac团队 or you recommended taking me off the Mac team?
我们在超级碗买了三个广告时段 We bought three spots in the Super Bowl.
两个30秒 一个60秒 Two 30's and a 60.
放过广告之后 董事会希望收回那笔钱 After we screened it, the board wanted that money back
他们要我抛售这些广告时段 and they asked me to sell off the spots.
李岱艾广告公司把两个30秒的卖了 Chiat/Day sold off the two 30's
但60秒的没有 but not the 60,
然后我对李·克罗说得清清楚楚 and I let it be known to Lee Clow
就算他不努力把最后那个时段卖掉 that if he didn't try very hard to sell the last spot,
我也不会不开心 I wouldn't be unhappy.
如果我们降价再加倍预算 If we drop the price and double the budget...
降价或加倍预算 Drop the price or double the budget.
唯一的方法是从Apple Ⅱ那里拿钱 The only way to do that is to take money out of the Apple II.
Apple Ⅱ都丢你的人 它让我丢人 The Apple II should embarrass you. It embarrasses me.
股东没觉得丢人 It doesn't embarrass the shareholders.
股东关我屁事 I don't give a shit about the shareholders.
所以我才雇了你 That's why I hired you,
我就不用听股东啰嗦了 so I don't have to hear about shareholders.
股东是我的问题所在 The shareholders are my problem,
董事会代表的就是股东 and the board represents the shareholders.
这就是规矩 That's how it works.
你确定不是李·克罗故意拖着不卖60秒时段 You sure it wasn't Lee Clow who dragged his feet selling the 60?
是我让他拖着的 史蒂夫 At my direction, Steve.
你觉得他自己有这个胆子拍板 You think he would have done that on his own,
自己担这个责任吗 taken it on himself?
是 我觉得他会拼命从你那救下60秒 Yeah. I think he would've done what it took to save it from you.
想留住那60秒的只有我 I was the only thing protecting it.
你不想要那广告 You didn't want the ad
因为你想要 because you were trying to
在Mac上市两个月前停了Mac项目 kill the Mac two months before it launched.
你他妈就是一妄想狂 You are fucking delusional.
-我能说个事吗 -说 - Can I mention something to you? - Sure.
我完全不明白你为什么在这里 I have no earthly idea why you're here.
你离开苹果的原因和过程 The story of why and how you left Apple,
转眼就传疯了 但那都是假的 which is quickly becoming mythologized, isn't true.
-我要亲自去跟董事会说 -别那样做 - I'm gonna take this to the board myself. - Don't do that.
-我就要去 -不能去 - I am doing that. - You can't.
为什么 Why?
他们认为这家公司不再需要你了 They believe you're no longer necessary to this company.
我收到恐吓信 死亡威胁 I get hate mail, death threats.
有人威胁要杀我 I get death threats.
我的孩子被人嘲弄 My kids are getting taunted.
为什么人们认为是我开除了你 Why do people think I fired you?
乔安娜马上要宣布我的名字了 Joanna's gonna call my name in a second.
-史蒂夫 -我们可没排练过 - Steve? - That was unrehearsed.
好 我马上过去 Yeah, I'll be there in just a second.
我给了你申诉的机会 I gave you your day in court.
-你给我 -我给了董事会明确的选择 - You gave me? - I gave the board a clear choice.
我说"你们想投资给Apple Ⅱ I said, "Do you want to invest in the Apple II
还是Mac" 他们选了Apple Ⅱ or the Mac?" They chose the Apple II.
他们就是想放弃超级碗广告时段的那群人 The same people who wanted to dump the Super Bowl spot.
然后我就上了去中国的飞机 And then I got on a plane to China.
斯卡利先生 一号线有您电话 Mr. Sculley. There's a call for you on Line One.
或者说我差点上了飞机 Or I almost got on a plane,
因为我在候机室接了通电话 because I got a call in the lounge.
-谁的电话 -不重要 - Who made that call? - Doesn't matter.
对我来说很重要 谁的电话 It matters to me. Who made the call?
约翰·斯卡利 John Sculley.
约翰 如果你上了飞机 John? If you get on that plane,
落地时你就被解雇了 you'll have lost your job by the time it lands.
史蒂夫要求召开董事会 他想要你离开 Steve's been calling the board. He wants you out.
我的行李都留在飞机上了 I left my bags on the plane.
我那堆东西现在还在北京的某个角落 My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.
大晚上的 I took a car back to
我搭了辆车回到库比蒂诺 Cupertino in the middle of the fucking night.
我知道现在几点 I know what time it is.
一小时内我需要法定人数到场 I need a quorum here in one hour
我还要史蒂夫出席 and I want Steve here too.
你让我离开Mac团队 是错误的决定 You took me off the Mac, and it was bad business.
-召集法定人数就是谋杀 -就是这个 - The quorum call was a homicide. - Right there! Right there.
就是这个部分胡说八道 朋友 That's the part that's bullshit, my friend.
这是自杀 It was a suicide.
因为你知道自己的牌 而我亮了牌 Because you knew your cards and I showed you mine.
我亮了牌 你还是这么做了 I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
你觉得我要做什么 What did you think I was gonna do?
我出局没关系 但我不会束手就擒 I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
但我不想输 I'm not okay losing.
我们损失了市场份额 Mac在亏损 We're losing market share, and the Mac is losing money.
我们唯一的希望是Apple Ⅱ Our only hope is the Apple II,
它现在停滞不前 which is stagnating
因为用的是快要过时了的DOS操作系统 because of its soon-to-be-obsolete DOS.
用户已经在改装自己的电脑 Users are already rigging their machines
以运行CP/M操作系统 to run with a CP/M operating system
这系统就是基于英特尔处理器的 that's been built to run on Intel.
我尽可能简洁地总结一下 I can't put it more simply than this.
我们要集中资源升级Apple Ⅱ We need to put our resources into updating the Apple II.
但这会从Mac那里抢走资源 By taking resources from the Mac.
Mac要失败了 这是事实 It's failing. That's a fact.
-它定价过高了 -没有任何证据表明 - It's overpriced. - There's no evidence that it's...
我就是证据 I'm the evidence!
我是世界顶尖的Mac专家 约翰 I'm the world's leading expert on the Mac,John.
你又有什么资格 What's your resume?
你总是下达相互矛盾的指令 You're issuing contradictory instructions,
你还拒不服从 你让人痛苦不堪 you're insubordinate, you make people miserable.
我们的顶尖工程师 Our top engineers
都逃去了太阳 戴尔和惠普 are fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP.
华尔街不知道谁是老大 Wall Street doesn't know who's driving the bus.
我们的损失数以亿计 We've lost hundreds of millions in value.
以及我是苹果的CEO 史蒂夫 And I'm the CEO of Apple, Steve.
这就是我的资格 That's my resume.
但之前你就是个卖汽水的 对吗 But before that, you sold carbonated sugar water, right?
我跟沃兹尼亚克在个破车库里开创了未来 I sat in a fucking garage with Wozniak and invented the future.
因为艺术家才能引领 Because artists lead
而二流权棍只会要求投票 and hacks ask for a show of hands.
那好 All right.
这个家伙疯了 Well, this guy's out of control.
我一点都不介意今晚就递交辞呈 I'm perfectly willing to hand in my resignation tonight,
但如果你们要我留下 史蒂夫就得走 but if you want me to stay, you can't have Steve.
把他弄走 Settle him out.
他可以留点股票 好收到公司的简报 He can keep a share of stock so he gets our newsletter.
他必须跟苹果公司一刀两断 He'll have to sever his connection to Apple.
我是认真的 我请秘书长发起投票 I'm dead serious. I want the secretary to call for a vote.
你他妈敢 I fucking dare you.
你这些年来把这些个媒体 You have done an outstanding job
调教得很听话 over the years of cultivating the press.
我指的就是操纵媒体 And by that, I mean manipulating them.
因为直到今天 也没有一个编辑 Because none of them, none of their editors,
也没有一个出版社 none of their editors' publishers
知道正是你自己作的 to this day know that you forced it,
是你逼着董事会解雇了你 that you forced the board.
我甚至提前警告过你他们会解雇你 Even after I told you exactly what they'd do,
而他们也正是这样做的 which is exactly what they did.
全票同意解雇你 Unanimously.
当时的一切我都记得很清楚 约翰 I don't have any trouble remembering that, John,
因为那是我这辈子最糟糕的一个晚上 because of it being the worst night of my life.
我强行发起投票是因为我坚信自己没有错 And I forced the vote because I believed I was right.
我仍然相信自己是对的 我就是对的 I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
那晚我的心里在流血 Now I bled that night.
现在血不流了 And I don't bleed.
但是时间已经治愈了一切 But time's done its thing,
我已经好久没仔细考虑过那些事了 and I really haven't thought about it in a while.
我非常理解你为什么不开心 Now, I absolutely understand why you're upset.
我也想让公众知道事情的真相 And I want people to know the truth too.
该上场了 It's time.
好的 Got it.
你会把我毁了 对吗 You're gonna end me, aren't you?
别傻了 You're being ridiculous.
我就静静地看着你自己把自己毁掉 I'm gonna sit center court and watch you do it yourself.
然后我会点一桌好菜 Then I'm gonna order a nice
加一瓶55年的玛歌酒 再签几个名 meal with a '55 Margaux and sign some autographs.
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
你需要点建议吗 汽水大师 You want some advice, Pepsi Generation?
别把沃兹推到媒体面前说我的坏话 Don't send Woz out to slap me around in the press.
其他人都可以 Anybody else...
你 马库拉或者亚瑟·洛克 you, Markkula, Arthur Rock.
就是我那天才哥们不行 Anyone but Rain Man.
别那样操纵他 Don't manipulate him like that.
不管你怎么想 我会永远保护他的 Whatever you may think, I'm always gonna protect him.
来吧 史蒂夫 Come on, Steve.
这才是男人做的事 That's what men do.
我们不能再迟了 We can't start late.
我不觉得我在翻旧账 I don't think there was any way to detect a chip on my shoulder.
你知道吗 以前在苹果的时候 Did you know, back at Bandley,
Mac团队每年都会 the Mac team gave an award
给敢于反抗你的人颁奖 every year to the person who could stand up to you?
我不知道 No.
-我连赢了三年 -不错啊 - I won. Three years in a row. - Cool.
这个人 This.
这个《Macworld》的盖伊·川崎 This... This Guy Kawasaki in Macworld.
他碰巧猜对了 对不对 He accidentally got it right, didn't he?
你一直在拖延NeXT系统的进度 You've been dragging your feet on the NeXT OS
是为了搞清楚苹果公司的需求 till you can figure out what Apple's gonna need.
就算他猜对了 对我来说也没那么邪恶 Even if that were true, it doesn't sound that diabolical to me.
我们准备好了 Hey. We're ready for you.
我是你的朋友 你的知己 I'm your closest confidante, your... your best friend.
用你的话叫什么来着 Your thing... What do you call it?
工作上的爱人 一直都是 Your work wife. The whole time.
过去三年都是 The last three years.
你是什么时候改了主意 When did you change your mind
开始密谋"史蒂夫·乔布斯复仇计划"的 and start building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
会场已经坐满一半了 House to half.
你记得"天空实验室"吗 You remember Skylab?
美国宇航局在70年代发射的 It was an unmanned satellite NASA
一颗用来收集情报的无人卫星 sent up in the early '70s on a data gathering mission.
但事实上 在发射的时候 The thing is, when they sent it up,
他们并不知道怎么回收它 they didn't know yet how they were gonna get it back.
但是他们认为有充分的可能 But they felt like they were close enough
会在卫星上天执行任务的八年里 that in the eight years it was gonna be up there,
把回收方式搞清楚 they'd figure it out.
他们快到了 They're on their way now.
他们终究没搞清楚 They didn't.
所以八年后 那颗卫星 So after eight years, it came crashing down
在印度洋上空划着数千英里的轨迹坠毁了 in a thousand-mile swath across the Indian Ocean.
稍微有一点偏差 A little to the left, a little to the right,
就可能伤及无辜 somebody could have gotten hurt.
我真心想为大学设计一部电脑 I really wanted to build a computer for colleges.
只是技术的发展跟不上我的需求 The technology just didn't catch up as fast as I needed it to.
你知道我们的资金用完了 You know we're out of money.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
发布会马上开始 the program will be starting momentarily.
但当苹果公司不再创新 But then Apple stopped innovating,
我看到了新的机遇 and I saw something better.
乔安娜 我知道学校不会去花一万三千美元 Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy a $13,000
买一台音响不错的电子词典的 dictionary with good speakers.
你知道我很清楚这一点 You know I know that.
但是苹果公司会来买 But Apple will.
因为阿维·特瓦尼安正在开发 'Cause Avie Tevanian is
一个正合他们需要的操作系统 gonna build them exactly the OS they need.
这样他们也得把我买回去 They're gonna have to buy me too.
并给我五亿美元的股票 For half a billion dollars in stock
和每个产品上端到端的控制 and end-to-end control on every product.
女士们先生们 让我们欢迎 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
在业内人士 More than a year
面前亮相一年之后 after it was first unveiled to industry insiders,
NeXT电脑终于上架销售了 the NeXT Computer is finally available in stores.
但这似乎是对史蒂夫·乔布斯的连续打击 And it appears to be two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.
学生和老师们 Students and educators
对这台电脑的高价无法理解 are finding it difficult to justify the machine's high cost.
真是黑立方的多事之秋 So much for the black cube.
NeXT刚刚把工厂卖给了佳能 NeXT just sold its factory to Canon
并且裁掉了半数的员工 and laid off half its employees.
在电脑的世界里 不是你死就是我死 In the world of computers, it's kill or be killed.
苹果电脑公司处境艰难 Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.
公司正在裁员2500人 It is laying off about 2,500 people.
苹果公司进一步丢失市场份额 Apple is continuing to lose market share,
除了CEO 约翰·斯卡利的"小玩具"牛顿 with no new innovations in the pipeline except the Newton,
它的产品线毫无创新 a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
移动生活 你需要一台牛顿掌上电脑 If you really want to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.
可能你并不需要 But then again, maybe you don't.
它可以把手写文字变成电脑字符 It turns handwriting into computer text.
多尔夫 在你的牛顿记下这句话 Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton.
"打败马丁" "Beat up Martin."
打败马丁
吃掉Martha
1980年 苹果拥有三成的市场份额 In 1980, Apple had 30% of the market.
现在只剩下可怜的3.2%了 Today, Apple has only 3.2 percent.
结束了 That's it.
约翰·斯卡利被苹果公司解雇了 John Sculley has been fired from Apple.
被解雇
你对互联网有什么看法 What about this Internet thing?
你对它了解多少 Do you know anything about that?
它是个全新的概念 It is the big new thing.
关于谁将执掌苹果电脑公司的传言 Rumors are flying around Apple Computer once again
甚嚣尘上 over who will take over the helm.
这是高科技界意义非凡的重聚 In the news at this hour, a remarkable high-tech reunion.
事情确实发生了 Well, it's happening.
在一笔数十亿美元的交易中 In a billion-dollar shakeup,
苹果收购了NeXT操作系统 Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's operating system,
这可能导致... which may mean...
浪子回头吗 Is the prodigal son returning?
我打赌是的 Bet on it.
你猜怎么着 Mac回来了 Guess what. Mac is back.
苹果公司联合创始人史蒂夫·乔布斯 Apple cofounder Steven Jobs...
-史蒂夫·乔布斯 -史蒂夫·乔布斯 - Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
史蒂夫·乔布斯回归苹果公司 Steve Jobs is returning to Apple.
旧金山
如果你想从数码相机 If you want to beam your
交响乐厅
里面传送数码照片 digital photographs from your digital camera,
每个设备都有这样的功能 it's built into every product.
我们选用了新一代输入/输出系统 We're going to the new generation of I/O.
两个12兆的USB接口 Twelve megabyte USB. Two ports.
我们放弃了陈旧的苹果输入/输出设备 We're leaving the old Apple I/O behind.
每种产品都内置立体环绕声 Stereo surround sound built into every product,
12兆USB(2个)
环绕立体声
键盘与鼠标
优秀的键盘和最酷的鼠标 a great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
这次我们用的是真的老鼠 This time, we used actual mice.
我们十分钟后开门放人 史蒂文 We're opening the house in 10 minutes. Steven?
你可以别再胡闹了吗 Do you want to stop horsing around?
我看到的是真的吗 Bless my eyes.
坐在那里的是史蒂夫·沃兹尼亚克 That's Steve Wozniak sitting out there.
你们过去碰碰运气 Give yourselves a treat and
问沃兹知不知道时间吧 ask Woz if he happens to have the correct time.
我知道时间 而且我们就快没时间了 I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.
"优秀的键盘" "A great keyboard"...
优秀的键盘和最酷的鼠标 A great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
那些东西现在是这个样子的 This is what those things look like today.
现在 我想让你们看看它们未来的样子 Now, I'd like to show you what they're gonna look like tomorrow.
这就是iMac This is the iMac.
你好
(再一次)
这次不错啊 That was cool.
为什么我觉得这次效果格外好呢 Why did I like that better than I usually do?
-我不知道 -肯定有什么不一样了 - I don't know. - Something was different.
笨蛋 Hey, stupid.
我觉得她在跟你们说话呢 I think she's talking to one of you guys.
-注意到区别了吗 -这正是我... - Did you notice a difference? - That's what I'm...
应急出口的灯灭了 The exit signs were off.
-完全的黑暗 -你做到了 - Full blackout. - You did it.
所有出口的灯都连到我们的控制台了 We wired all the exit lights to our board.
它们在演示期间熄灭7秒钟后会再次亮起 They go out with the cue for seven seconds then come back on again.
理论上是这样 In theory.
这样做合法吗 We think that's legal?
我们很确定这并不合法 No, we're very certain it's not.
-你想看些评论吗 -先不用了 - You want to see some quotes? - Let's hold off on those.
他会喜欢这个的 No, he'll like 'em.
-我等下再给你看 -我现在就要看 - I'll show 'em to you later. - I'll take 'em now.
-抱歉 -请从那里重新开始 - I'm sorry. - Pick it up from there, please.
我们只有几分钟了 做360度展示吧 We only have a couple of minutes, so let's just do the 360.
我们要使用一个从松下偷来的无线摄像机 We're gonna bring out a wireless camera we stole from Panasonic.
我会给你们展示它的样子 I'll show you what this looks like.
整个机器是半透明的 可以看到里面 The whole thing is translucent. You can see into it.
你觉得我的折中办法怎么样 沃兹 How's that for a compromise, Woz?
你还是没法打开它 You still can't get into it,
-但是你可以看到内部 -还不错 - but you can see into it. - Fair enough.
我们把扬声器放在前面 红外线在上面 We put stereo speakers in front, infrared right up here,
CD驱动器在中间 CD-ROM drive in the middle.
-太棒了 -双立体声耳机插孔 - Nice. - Dual stereo headphone jacks.
所有的接口都藏在这个漂亮的小门里面 All the connectors are inside one beautiful little door here.
网络接口 USB接口 Ethernet. USB.
尽管这是台纯正的麦金塔电脑 Even though this is a full-blooded Macintosh,
我们的目标是满足消费者 we're targeting it for the number one use
对电脑的最迫切的需求 那就是 the consumers tell us they want a computer for, which is...
等一下 暂停一下 Let's hold it, please. Hold it.
答案是"互联网" The answer was "The Internet."
-乔安娜 -来了 - Joanna? - Yeah.
站到我面前来 Stand in front of me.
我想看看这些评论 I want to look at these quotes,
但是我不想让乔尔知道 but I don't want Joel to know.
评论都很正面 They're all great.
"这不仅仅是近几年上市的电脑中 "It is not only the coolest-looking computer introduced in years
难得一见的绝美电脑 but a chest-thumping statement
更是一个硅谷梦想公司 that Silicon Valley's original dream company
不再迷症下去的许诺" is no longer somnambulant."
迷症是个名词 意思是"梦游" It's a word. It means "sleepwalking."
史蒂夫 不好意思 Steve? I'm sorry.
我们要想准时开始的话现在就要清场 We have to clear the house if we're gonna start on time.
-我们会准时开始的 -绝对准时 - We're gonna start on time. - We're absolutely starting on time.
拿着这个 Here. Take this.
大家到此为止吧 Everybody, that's it.
他们要清理舞台和座位 准备开放剧场 They've got to mop the stage, reset and open the house.
我爱大家 I love you guys.
安迪 过来一下 Andy, come on back a minute.
-哪个安迪 -赫茨菲尔德 - Which one? - Hertzfeld.
《福布斯》称之为"改变产业的成功" Forbes calls it an "Industry-altering success."
看这个 Look here.
我们怎么还没睡在一起 Why haven't we ever slept together?
因为我们没有相爱 看 We're not in love. Look.
-斯卡利 -看他说的 - Sculley. - Look what he said.
"他用了十五年前让苹果取得成功的 "He has implemented the same simple
相同策略 那就是推出杀手级产品 strategy that made Apple so successful 15 years ago...
然后用出色的营销把它推向市场" make hit products and promote them with terrific marketing."
-他挺够意思的 -是的 - It was nice of him. - It was.
我是说真的 I meant it.
J·D·萨林格的看法 Sightings of J.D. Salinger
都不如约翰·斯卡利的认真 are more common than John Sculley.
我没有说反话 他真的很厚道 I wasn't being sarcastic. It was nice of him.
-你跟他有联系吗 -没有 - Do you talk to him? - No.
1988年后你就没跟他说过话 You haven't talked to him since '88?
如果有的话我就告诉你了 I'd have told you if I did.
没关系 Doesn't matter.
我不想让别人认为他们可以背着我做什么 I don't want people thinking they can cross me
又指望若干年后能得到我谅解 and then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.
我开玩笑呢 I was kidding.
你今天早上哪里不对劲啊 What's wrong with you this morning?
我们去后台说 Let's get off the stage.
"苹果引领的就只有颜色了" "The only thing Apple's providing now is leadership in colors."
别担心那个 Don't worry about it.
比尔·盖茨为什么对我不满 What does Bill Gates have against me?
我不清楚 I don't know.
你们两个都疯了 听我说 You're both out of your minds. Listen to me.
他辍学离开的学校比我离开的那所更好 He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.
但他是个没用的混蛋 我来告诉你原因 But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.
去和丽萨和好 Make everything all right with Lisa.
我跟你说 乔安娜 注意界限 You know, Joanna? Boundaries.
你在凌晨一点闯进我的公寓打扫卫生 You've come to my apartment at 1:00 AM and cleaned it.
你来跟我说说什么是界限 So tell me where the boundary is.
那里 假设界限在那里 There. Let's say it's there.
如果我告诉你一些真实的预测 If I give you some real projections,
你能保证不在台上说出来吗 will you promise not to repeat them from the stage?
"真实的预测"是什么意思 What do you mean, "Real projections"?
-你以前给我的都是什么 -保守预测 - What have you been giving me? - Conservative projections.
市场部在对我说谎吗 Marketing's been lying to me?
我们一直在控制预期好让你不用期望太高 We've been managing expectations so that you don't not.
那真实的预测是什么 What are the real projections?
我们在90天内能卖掉100万台 We're gonna sell a million units in the first 90 days.
之后每个月20000台 20,000 a month after that.
-我的天啊 -没错 - Holy shit. - Yeah.
看到了吧 这么久的等待终于... You see? You wait long enough and...
另外 32%的购买者 What's more, 32% of the sales
将会是第一次购买电脑 are going to go to people buying a computer for the first time.
而12%的购买者 And 12% are going to people
以前用的是安装了Windows的电脑 using some kind of Windows machine.
这就是比尔·盖茨对你不满的原因 That's what Bill Gates has against you.
而且它将会是史上销售最快的电脑 And it'll be the fastest-selling computer in history.
在经历了裁员3000人 You brought the company back from life support
和放弃了70%的产品线的痛苦后 after going through the misery of laying off 3,000 people
你终于让这家公司起死回生了 and cutting 70% of the product line.
所以 史蒂文 都结束了 So, Steven, it's over.
你赢定了 You're gonna win.
不享受这种时刻 It would be criminal
-简直是一种罪过 -我很享受 - not to enjoy this moment. - I'm enjoying it.
那就去和丽萨和好吧 Make things all right with Lisa.
-你知道吗 -快去吧 - You know... - Come on.
我不喜欢缺少隐私的感觉 I don't like having less privacy than other people have.
成为一个亿万富翁 Does being a multi-billionaire
-会让你感觉好一点吗 -不 - take some of the sting off that? - No.
-丽萨只是... -丽萨只是点了头 - All Lisa did... - All Lisa did was give her blessing.
克里斯安就把房子卖了 Chrisann sold the house and...
那丽萨有什么办法呢 And Lisa could have done what?
她要怎么阻止她母亲 How was she supposed to
卖掉她自己的房子 stop her mother from selling her own house?
那是我给她们两个买的 That I bought for the two of them.
她为什么要阻止她母亲 How was she supposed to stop her?
她只要提醒她妈一句 Voicing an objection would
可能就能阻止她犯错 have been a step in the right direction.
对于一个19岁女孩没能阻止妈妈卖房子 You don't think you're having a bizarre overreaction
你不觉得你有点反应过激了吗 to a 19-year-old girl allowing her mother to list her own house?
她至少该试试 She could've tried.
难道她应该去阻止自己的母亲吗 Was she supposed to stop her mother, that particular mother...
她同意她母亲卖掉房子 She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell the house
就是为了向我甩脸色 and she did it to spite me.
她就算在热水器里放炸弹我都不在乎 I don't care if she put a pipe bomb in the water heater.
你现在要跟她和好 You're going to fix it, now.
她这几个月一直怪怪的 她跟我杠上了 She's been acting weird for months. She's turned on me.
-去跟她道歉 -你搞什么... - Fix it. - What the...
去跟她道歉 史蒂夫 Fix it, Steve.
-别紧张 -要不我就辞职 - Take it easy. - Fix it or I quit.
怎么样 我走人 你再也见不到我了 How about that? I quit, and you never see me again.
你看怎样 How about that?
你今天早上是怎么了 Tell me what's wrong with you this morning.
19年来我一直这样 What's been wrong with me for 19 years.
我是见证者 甚至是你的同谋 I've been a witness, and I tell you, I've been complicit.
你知道我有多爱你 史蒂夫 I love you, Steve. You know how much.
我爱你不关心一个人挣钱的能力 I love that you don't care how much money a person makes.
你在意的是他们的创造力 You care what they make.
但是创造力并不应该是你最好的一面 But what you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you.
当你成为人父 When you're a father,
父亲应该是你最好的一面 that's what's supposed to be the best part of you.
正是这一点给造成了你20年的苦恼挣扎 And it's caused me two decades of agony,
史蒂夫 这对你来说 Steve, that it is for you
是最坏的一面 the worst.
这不是什么大事 对你来说微不足道 It's a little thing. It's a very small thing.
和她和好 Fix it.
现在就去 Fix it now,
不然你就只能去我的新工作处找我 Or you can contact me at my new job...
我想上哪工作就上哪 working anywhere I want.
我恰恰觉得这不是件小事 她明知道 I don't happen to think it is a little deal. She knew that...
-不 -我这房子是给她们两个人买的 - No. - I bought the house for the two of...
-不 -你说不是什么意思 - No. - What do you mean, "No"?
不就是不 这栋房子 I mean no. The house has
根本就不是你生丽萨的气的原因 nothing to do with why you're angry at Lisa.
我向你保证 这房子正是 I assure you, the house has
我这么生丽萨气的原因 everything to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.
你可曾听过一个词 "现实扭曲力场" Have you ever heard the phrase "Reality distortion field"?
听过 Yes.
完整版是"史蒂夫的现实扭曲力场" As in "Steve's reality distortion field"?
我知道 我看到过 I've heard it. I've read it.
这词都变成乔尔·拜茨的流行歌曲了 It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.
你说的这个现实扭曲力场 What you call a reality distortion field,
而且我很确定这个词就是你传开的 and I'm pretty sure you're the one who coined the phrase,
-是我们能走到今天的原因 -我知道 - is the reason we're here. - I know that.
如果每一次别人都说我不可能做到 If I traded in my bank account for a dollar
我银行就入账一块钱的话 every time somebody told me
那我早就发达了 something was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
-这我也清楚 -那你还有什么问题 - I know that too. - What's the problem?
-问题肯定不是房子 -乔 我 - My problem? It sure isn't the house. - Jo, I...
问题是你告诉她你拒付她上哈佛的学费 It's that you told her you weren't going to pay for Harvard.
那孩子 That child.
是个认真上进 性格开朗的孩子 That earnest, unironic kid.
她告诉你我没给她付学费吗 She told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
我老早该拿什么重东西砸你了 I should have hit you with something heavy a long time ago.
丽萨跟你说我没给她付学费吗 Lisa told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
-是安迪说的 -哪个安迪 - Andy told me that. - Which one?
姓赫茨菲尔德的那个 Hertzfeld.
赫茨菲尔德又是怎么知道的 How would Hertzfeld know?
他给哈佛开了张两万五的支票支付学杂费 He wrote Harvard a check for 25,000 to cover the semester.
你他妈开什么玩笑 是他付的钱吗 Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?
你把他叫来不就是想说这个吗 Isn't that why you just asked to see him?
不 我叫他是为了别的同样重要... No, I asked to see him about something equally...
是你告诉她你不愿意给她付学费的吗 Did you tell her you weren't going to pay for college?
-是的 因为 -你怎么能说这种话 - Yes, because... - How could you do that?
因为她妈妈 同时也是她房东 Because her mother, who is also her landlord...
居然是赫茨菲尔德 我当时在咆哮 Hertzfeld? I was ranting.
你懂的 当时话说重了 你觉得我会 I was just, you know... I was talking. You think I would...
乔安娜 我当时气坏了因为丽萨一直激我 I was pissed off because Lisa was trying to piss me off, Joanna.
她是故意的 我不知道会变成这样 That was her intent. I don't know...
你肯定把她吓坏了 You obviously scared the hell out of her.
赫茨菲尔德给哈佛开了支票 付了钱 Hertzfeld wrote a check to Harvard, pay for...
-她来了吗 -她应该到了 - Is she here yet? - I'm sure she is.
你能让人把她叫来吗 Can you have someone bring her back?
可以 Yes.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你知道吗 You know,
我祖母常跟我说... my grandmother always used to say to me...
我懒得听你灌鸡汤 I don't give a shit, Yentl.
-我找人把丽萨带来 -谢谢 - I'll have someone get Lisa. - Thank you.
如果你见到赫茨菲尔德 And if you see Hertzfeld...
我是安迪 It's Andy.
说曹操 曹操的总工程师就到了 Speak of the devil's chief engineer.
去吧 Go.
进来吧 Come on in.
你今天很漂亮 You look great today.
-谢谢 -不是吗 - Thank you. - Doesn't she?
美若天仙 一直都很美 赶紧出去 She looks fantastic. Always does. Get out.
-我知道你为何把我叫来 -是吗 - Well, I think I know why I'm here. - Do you?
史蒂夫 Steve...
-你把支票寄出去了吗 -寄了 - Did you send the check yet? - Yes.
所以哈佛已经收到 So Harvard got a tuition
由安迪·赫茨菲尔德给丽萨开的学费支票 check from Andy Hertzfeld to pay for Lisa?
我觉得他们应该不会看得这么仔细 I don't think they look that carefully.
也不会留意到付款人不是你 I don't think they'd notice the check didn't come from you.
真险 要不丢人丢大发了 Close one. This was almost embarrassing for me.
我理解你 I understand how...
我今天就把钱汇给你 I'll wire you the money today.
我理解你的心情 我很抱歉 真的 I-I understand how you feel. And I do apologize. I do.
但请你听完我的想法 But let me tell you my thinking.
我简直找不到合适的语言 I can't even think of an appropriate analogy
来描述你所做的一切 to describe what you did.
我知道你们会和好的 总会和好的 I knew you guys would fix things. You always do.
但同时如果钱没及时到账 But in the meantime, if the money wasn't there,
她就会错过整整一学期的课 she'd miss a semester of school.
-没错 -而她还得告诉朋友缺课原因 - Yeah. - And she'd have to tell her friends why.
她需要很多东西 她需要买袜子 And she needed things. She needed socks.
什么 What?
剑桥市很冷 她需要保暖的袜子 It's cold in Cambridge. She needed warm socks.
-你给她袜子 -我给她买袜子的钱 - You gave her socks? - Well, I gave her money for socks.
就算她在过渡期你也没资格自命监护人 You don't get to deputize yourself as her interim.
你也没资格推翻我的决定 懂吗 You don't get to override my decisions. Do you understand?
你更没资格扮演她的父亲 You don't get to act like you're her father.
总得有人去吧 Somebody had to.
你他妈这话是什么意思 What the fuck did you just say to me?
我从她六岁时就认识她了 I've known her since she was six.
我同时也认为 I also consider...
克里斯安是我朋友 不管你和我 Chrisann's my friend, outside of what you and I...
撇开我们俩的关系不谈 outside of our relationship.
所以你像个家庭咨询师 So you're like a family adviser.
我是家庭朋友 I'm a family friend.
那你可能也知道丽萨一直在看心理医生 Then you probably know that Lisa's been seeing a therapist.
-是啊 -看了很多年 - Yeah. - For many years.
-我知道 -还不让我知情 - Yeah. - Without my knowledge.
这真的不关我的事 That really wasn't my business.
你对于关不关你的事的理解真是有趣 I'm fascinated by what you think is and isn't your business.
丽萨一直在做心理咨询 她也很喜欢 Lisa's been going to a therapist and she likes it
她更希望你和克里斯安能陪她一起 and would love for you and Chrisann to go with her.
你之所以知道这么多 And the reason you know that is
是因为正是你给她推荐的心理医生 because you're the one that recommended the therapist.
我正好认识这么一个人很擅长 Well, I know a guy. He specialize in...
不 我意思是 是你 No, I mean you're the one
推荐她去看心理医生 who recommended that she see a therapist.
你知道吗 不久以前 You know what? It was a while ago,
我虽然记不太清楚了 and I don't remember how the whole...
是你告诉克里斯安 丽萨应该看心理医生 You told Chrisann that Lisa should see a therapist.
史蒂夫你是在让我背锅 看医生很正常 Steve, you're stigmatizing. It's a perfectly norm...
这又不是什么 It's not...
我的意思是 看医生能有什么坏处呢 My thing was, how can it hurt?
那就等着瞧 Let's find out.
克里斯安是我的朋友 Chrisann is my friend.
-你当初用的是什么理由 -什么意思 - What was the reason you gave? - You mean...
你当初向克里斯安建议 What was the reason you gave Chrisann
让丽萨去看心理医生的理由是什么 why Lisa should see a therapist?
我不记得了 当时我们在闲聊 而我 I don't remember. We were talking and I said...
说的话和刚才告诉你的差不多 It's pretty much what I just said,
就是看心理医生没什么坏处 that it certainly couldn't hurt.
你没说丽萨需要一个强有力的男性模范吗 You didn't say that Lisa needed a strong male role model?
我说了 I did.
我觉得她成长到现在 I think it's a miracle she's not
没和恐怖分子一起抢银行就已经是奇迹了 robbing banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.
这世界根本没给她善良的理由 There's no reason in the world why she should be nice.
但她真的很善良 But she is.
所以我帮了忙 因为总得有人这么做 So I helped, because somebody had to.
我今天下午就把钱汇给你 I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.
你很久以前也这么威胁过我 You threatened me a long time ago.
你说什么 Sorry?
很久以前 你也威胁过我一次 A long time ago... You threatened me once.
人总是会被有才的人所吸引 People are attracted to people with talent.
而庸者则会觉得这是威胁 People without it find that threatening.
也许你才应该看心理医生 Maybe you should see a therapist.
反正没什么坏处 Certainly couldn't hurt.
我意思是你的的确确威胁过我 I meant you literally threatened me.
在弗林特 Mac发布会之前 At Flint, right before the Mac launch.
我当时在重新编译 在给语音系统纠错 I was recompiling. I was trying to debug the voice demo.
你说如果我不能找到解决方案 You said if I couldn't find a solution,
你就会在所有观众面前宣布我的名字 you'd call me out in front of the audience.
-电脑说出"你好"了吗 -说了 - Did it say "Hello"? - It did.
不用谢 No need to thank me.
为什么你总希望别人讨厌你 Why do you want people to dislike you?
我不是故意让别人讨厌我 I don't want people to dislike me.
我只是不在乎别人是否喜欢我 I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
既然你不在乎 我一直都不喜欢你 Since it doesn't matter, I always have.
真的吗 Really?
我倒是一直很欣赏你 真是不巧 I've always liked you a lot. That's too bad.
-预祝发布会能惊艳全场 -谢谢 - Knock 'em dead. - Thank you.
非常厉害 难以理解但无比真实的一点 What is remarkable, what's hard to fathom but true,
就是在同一时钟频率下 is that for a given clock rate,
PowerPC芯片速度是奔腾2的两倍 a PowerPC chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.
换句话说 In other words,
一个266MHz的G3核心的速度 a 266 megahertz G3 chip
是同样266MHz的 is twice as fast as a
奔腾2核心运行速度的两倍 266 megahertz Pentium II.
或者说 266MHz的G3 Or... A 266 G3
相当于一个500MHz的核心 is equal to about 500 megahertz.
你知道什么是巧合吗 丽萨 Do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?
看看《Byte》杂志的评分吧 Take a look at Byte magazine's Byte Marks,
这是最权威的评测... the gold standard for any...
进来 Come in.
我让别人去大堂看了 I sent someone into the lobby.
-他们找到她了 而且她 -她在那 - They found her, and she... - Where is she?
她说她不想到这儿来 She said she'd rather not come back.
-为什么 -她只说了这么多 - Why? - That was it.
-我亲自去找她 -不行 你不能去 - I'm going out there myself. - You can't. You can't.
《艰难时光》 甲壳虫乐队著名电影配乐
那就真的成了《艰难时光》了 It'll be a scene out of Hard Day's Night.
-抱歉打扰了 -你好 乔尔 - Excuse me. - Hey, Joel.
安迪说我可以到后台来看看 Andy said it was okay to come back.
-哪个安迪 -安迪·卡宁汉 - Which one? - Andy Cunningham.
受不了了 他俩有一个得把名字改了 I can't do this forever. I need one of them to change their name.
你可以管安迪·卡宁汉叫安德里亚 You call Andy Cunningham "Andrea."
我怎么称呼他们没关系 It doesn't matter what I call them.
和他们说话的时候 我分得清楚谁是谁 I know who I'm talking about when I'm talking.
我需要别人给他们不同的称呼 I need everyone else to call them different names.
稍等我一会 Give me one second.
拜托你 帮我把她叫过来好吗 Can you go get her for me, please?
我刚刚和安迪谈了谈 I just talked to Andy.
姓赫茨菲尔德的那个 Hertzfeld.
我都想用清洁剂把我脑子清一清 I'm just trying to scrub this out of my brain with Drano.
但我真的想和丽萨谈谈 But I do want to talk to Lisa.
好的 你就... Okay. Just...
-保持冷静 -好的 - Stay cool. - Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 史蒂夫 Hey, Steve.
你现在感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
我感觉很好 乔尔 你呢 I'm feeling good, Joel. How about you?
我觉得我快在你们这行干不下去了 I don't think I could be in your business.
更新换代太快了 It changes too quickly.
我能挺住 Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours
而你也要开始跟上这个节奏了 is about to start changing pretty quickly too.
这是我14年以来第三次采访你 This is the third time in 14 years I'm writing about you.
你目前有什么看法 What do you think so far?
抱歉 阿维找你 说有新的鲨鱼图片 Excuse me. Avie's looking for you. He has a new shark.
-你想去后台参观下吗 -当然 - You wanna come backstage for a second? - Sure.
-这是谁 -阿兰·图灵 - Who's this one? - Alan Turing.
赢得世界第二次大战他功劳最大 Single-handedly won World War II and,
因为公认是他发明了电脑 for an encore, invented the computer.
-但他不会出现在发布会上 -为何 - He won't be part of the campaign though. - Why not?
因为你还得问我这是哪位 'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.
我能看看新的鲨鱼图片吗 Can I see new shark?
比上一只鲨鱼好多了 I like it better than the old shark.
-是很多只鲨鱼 -很多只 - Sharks. - Sharks.
-你看了多少鲨鱼 -就几个 - How many sharks did you go through? - A couple.
-这是第39只 -我们正在接受采访 - This is the 39th. - We're on the record.
-39只鲨鱼 -好的 - Thirty-nine sharks. - Okay.
-你知道这只特别在哪吗 -在哪 - You know what's special about this shark? - What?
其实我也在问 No, I'm really asking,
因为在我看来和其他38只完全一样 because it looks exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.
把它和解说词一起放出去 Let me see it with the cue,
就从外观那里 from the profile.
这是92-B号幻灯片 This is cue 92-B.
这是电脑外观 This is a profile here,
这个是电脑的背面图 and this is what it looks like from the back.
另外 正面效果图 And one more thing.
奔腾笔记本只配给它塞牙缝 It eats Pentium notebooks as a light snack.
就是这只鲨鱼了 This is the shark.
我很满意 I really like it.
没有人第一次就能成功 Nobody gets it right the first time,
但这条早该在15或20条之前给我看了 but I should have been shown this shark 15, 20 fish ago.
-可能吧 -把画面锁定 - You probably were. - Lock it in.
-倒计时十分钟 -他吃了一口毒苹果 - Ten minutes. - He killed himself by taking
自杀了 我说的是阿兰·图灵 a bite of a poison apple... Alan Turing.
是啊 Yeah.
应该给他立一尊雕像 There should be statues of that man.
他的名字应该家喻户晓 妇孺皆知 His name should be on the lips of schoolchildren.
被咬了一口的彩虹色苹果 The rainbow flag apple with a bite taken out...
原来标志灵感出自这里吗 That's where it came from?
不 其实我们找了很多听着不错的名字 No, we picked it off a list of friendly-sounding words.
但找一个有故事的名字不是更好吗 But wouldn't it be great if that had been the story behind it?
史蒂夫 我还是喜欢上一只鲨鱼 Steve. Kinda liked the last shark.
滚丫的 Fuck you.
我想请你帮个忙 I wanted to ask you a favor.
我的朋友 很早以前 My friend, a long time ago,
你在发布会前要求我帮个忙 我拒绝了 you asked me a favor before a product launch, and I said no.
-你想让我承认... -等等 - You wanted me to acknowledge... - Hang on.
如果你想说承认你错了 If you're about to say you were wrong,
我想要让这个记者记下来 I want to prepare this journalist.
我百分百是对的 而你错得离谱 I was 100% right, and you were spectacularly wrong.
但我还是欠你个人情 所以说吧 But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
-史蒂夫 -除了感谢Apple Ⅱ研发组 - Steve... - It can't be acknowledging the Apple II team.
感谢Apple Ⅱ研发组 Acknowledge the Apple II team.
-能不能私下谈这个 -不行 - How about in private? - No.
-这是恶作剧吗 -不是 - Is this a prank? - No.
我正努力回想300MHz的G3芯片的事 I'm trying to remember that a 300 megahertz G3 chip...
只感谢核心成员就好 Just the top guys.
史蒂夫 Steve.
-稍等一下可以吗 -好 - Excuse me, okay? - Yep.
给我一会 One second.
-她说还是算了 -什么意思 - She said she'd rather not. - What do you mean?
她和她的朋友坐在一起 She's sitting with her friends,
她还说了她不想到这里 and she said she'd rather not come back.
那好 告诉她 先把她叫到一边 Okay. Tell her... Take her aside.
我可不想让她在朋友面前丢脸 I don't want to embarrass her in front of her friends.
但告诉她 我刚刚把安迪吓尿了 But tell her I just scared the shit out of Andy,
而且这次谁都不能帮她付那该死的... and this time, nobody's paying her fucking...
好吧 别说这个 All right. Don't say that.
不过你可以搬出你那套成熟又睿智的腔调 But do your thing where you sound old and wise
就好像你的人生就是一幅欧洲悲情油画 because of the broad, tragic European canvas of your life.
你知道我不是生在19世纪的犹太小村吧 You know I wasn't born in a 19th-century shtetl, right?
请转告她这很重要 Please tell her it's important.
-一切都还好吗 -都好 - Everything all right? - Yeah.
-这大庭广众的... -我知道 - There are people around here, man... - I know.
-还有一位媒体记者 -我看到了 - Including a member of the press. - I see him.
沃兹 Woz.
只需感谢那些被解雇的核心成员们 Just the top guys, the ones who are getting laid off.
听我说 好吗 Listen, okay?
去年 苹果损失了十亿美元 Last year, Apple lost one billion dollars.
我都不知道这是怎么办到的 I don't even know how that's possible.
你们可能撑不到90天就要破产了 You were less than 90 days from being insolvent.
我让三个不同的会计师来跟我解释 I had three different accountants try to explain it to me.
整个公司都需要精简 The whole place has to be streamlined.
-先从开除那俩会计开始 -我会从 - Start with two of the accountants. - I started with the...
乔尔 你可以先从台上下来吗 Joel, could you come offstage?
-我们去后台吧 -让他留下 - We're gonna go backstage. - Leave him right there.
我先把Apple Ⅱ研发组裁掉 I started with the Apple II team
因为我们不再生产Apple Ⅱ了 because we don't make that anymore.
只答谢核心成员 Just acknowledge the top guys.
喝杯饮料放松下吧 Have a mimosa and relax.
你这次休想再拒绝我 史蒂夫 You will not blow me off right now, Steve.
核心成员有资格... The top guys deserve...
根本没什么核心成员 There are no top guys.
明白吗 苹果二团队里没什么核心成员 All right? On the Apple II team, there are no top guys.
他们是二流货 只会拖顶尖选手的后腿 They're "B" Players, and "B" Players discourage the "A" Players.
我要顶尖人才留在苹果 而不是去戴尔 I want "A" Players at Apple and not Dell.
他们才不是二流 我比你清楚得多 They're not "B" Players, and I'm a better judge of that.
距离破产只剩下不到90天了 Less than 90 days from insolvency,
某种程度上来说 正因为某些人还认为 in part because somebody thought
牛顿掌上电脑不是一个垃圾产品 the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.
-乔尔 请你来一下好吗 -他留下 - Joel, could you come offstage, please? - Leave him.
我说的是 I'm talking about...
我不在的这段时候 你们设计并发售了 You guys designed and shipped a little box of garbage
-这个垃圾玩意 -我说的是Apple Ⅱ - while I was gone. - I'm talking about the Apple II,
它不仅是这个公司重要历史成就之一 which is not just a crucial part of this company's history,
更是个人电脑史上的意义重大的里程碑 it is a crucial part of the history of personal computing.
曾经是 For a time.
如果你想裁掉这些员工 你至少应该 The least you can do, if you're going to downsize these people...
他们也能住上失业者能拥有的 They're gonna live in the biggest houses
最大的房子了 of anyone on the unemployment line.
...对他们表示感谢 ...is to acknowledge them.
在发布会上感谢他们 还有Apple Ⅱ Acknowledge them and the Apple II during this launch.
这是一款新的拳头产品 This is a new animal.
整个公司都是Apple Ⅱ的成功发展来的 This whole place was built by the Apple II.
你的成功更是托Apple Ⅱ的福 You were built by the Apple II.
事实上 As a matter of fact,
正是Apple Ⅱ和它的开放系统毁了我 I was destroyed by the Apple II and its open system
所以各路黑客和闲人 so that hackers and hobbyists
才能鼓捣出那些无线电之类的破玩意儿 could build ham radios or something.
并且它还差点把苹果公司毁了 And then it nearly destroyed Apple
因为你们把全部身家都投在了上面 when you spent all your money on it
然后一直老调重弹 毫无创新 and developed a grand total of no new products.
-牛顿掌上电脑 -就是一个垃圾盒子 - The Newton. - The little box of garbage.
你们发明了牛顿 还嫌不够丢人吗 You guys came up with the Newton. You want people to know that?
这里是新品发布会 不是什么感恩餐会 This is a product launch, not a luncheon.
我最不愿意做的就是把iMac和... The last thing I want to do is connect the iMac to...
和这个公司史上唯一成功的产品联系起来 To the only successful product that this company has ever made.
别怨我说话直 但这就是事实 I'm sorry to be blunt, but that happens to be the truth.
丽萨是个失败品 麦金塔也是 The Lisa was a failure. The Macintosh was a failure.
我也不想说重话 I don't like talking like this,
我受够了明知自己是约翰[甲壳虫主唱] but I am tired of being Ringo
却被当成林戈[甲壳虫鼓手] when I know I was John.
大家挺喜欢林戈的 Everybody loves Ringo.
我也受够了你高人一等地对待我 And I'm tired of being patronized by you.
你觉得约翰是靠运气才出的名吗 沃兹 You think John became John by winning a raffle, Woz?
你觉得他是耍了某个人 You think he tricked somebody
还是揍了乔治·哈里森的脑袋才出的名吗 or hit George Harrison over the head?
他出名是因为他是约翰 He was John because he was John.
他出名是因为他创作了《旅行票》 He was John 'cause he wrote "Ticket to Ride".
而我创造了Apple Ⅱ And I wrote the Apple II.
-各位 得清场了 -都不许走 - Everybody? I want to clear the auditorium. - Nobody moves.
你是创造了完美的主板 You made a beautiful board,
顺提一句 你居然愿意将其免费赠送 which, by the way, you were willing to give out for free,
所以别跟我说什么你是怎么创造苹果的 so don't tell me how you built Apple.
要不是因为我 If it weren't for me,
你也就只能在霍姆斯泰德高中当优等生了 you'd be the easiest "A" at Homestead High School.
你的称赞掌控着这些人的生死 These people live and die by your praise,
给你个机会 so here's your chance.
承认就算你不在 Acknowledge that something good happened
我们也能成功 that you weren't in the room for.
-不 -史蒂夫 - No. - Steve.
承认吧 这是事实 这... Do it. It's right. It's...
这是事实 It's right.
抱歉 我不认 Sorry, but no.
那我这么说吧 Then let me put it another way.
我觉得没有人在个人计算设备 I don't think there's a man who's done more to advance
大众化普及方面的贡献 the democratization that comes with
比我更大了 personal computing than I have,
可你从来就没尊重过我 but you've never had any respect for me.
为什么 Now why is that?
至少我会考虑下有可能 I'd at least consider the possibility
是因为你也从来没尊重过我 that it's because you've never had any for me.
你俩这是在唱哪出 What the hell is going on here?
没事 感谢你抽出时间见我 Nothing. Thank you for your time.
搞定了 把她叫过来了 It's done. She's coming back.
你差点就让整家公司破产了 You came a half-inch from putting this company out of business.
这事我去找谁说理呢 Now who do I see about that?
我让你保住了工作 I'm letting you keep your job.
我给了你豁免 You get a pass.
人们以前常问我 You know, when people used to ask me
我和史蒂夫·乔布斯有何不同 what the difference was between me and Steve Jobs,
我会回答 史蒂夫一般掌控大局 I would say Steve was the big-picture guy
而我就只管埋头研发 and I liked a solid workbench.
如果现在别人再问起我有何不同 When people ask me what the difference is now,
我会回答 史蒂夫是个混蛋 I say "Steve's an asshole".
你的产品远远好过你的人品 兄弟 Your products are better than you are, brother.
那就对了 兄弟 That's the idea, brother.
清楚这点 就是我俩的不同 And knowing that, that's the difference.
这不是非黑即白的事 It's not binary.
你可以既为人谦逊又才华横溢 You can be decent and gifted at the same time.
不同凡想
他不是那个意思 He didn't mean it.
他就是 Yeah, he did.
他是个容易情绪化的人 He's a temperamental guy.
他不是 No, he's not.
就好像每场发布会开场前五分钟 It's like five minutes before every launch,
大家都会去酒吧 everyone goes to a bar,
喝醉后跑来向我倒苦水 gets drunk and tells me what they really think.
她去你更衣室了 She's coming to your dressing room.
我是让你和丽萨和好 I told you to make things all right with Lisa.
而不是让你去把所有矛盾一口气解决了 I didn't say you had to settle every blood feud you have.
上回矛盾没处理好 Last time blood feuds weren't settled,
结果我没上成《时代》封面 I lost the cover of Time.
我思前想后 Though for the life of me,
也没搞懂为什么丹·科特克对我不满 I still don't know what the hell Dan Kottke was mad at me about.
-你没上封面又不怪科特克 -就怪他 - Kottke didn't lose you the cover of Time. - Of course he did.
需要我向你证明你说你肯定对的时候 Would you like me to demonstrate your capacity to be wrong
其实都是错的吗 when you're certain you're right?
丹·科特克告诉《时代》我否认... Dan Kottke told Time magazine that I was denying...
你还记得那个封面吗 Do you remember the cover?
-《时代》的吗 -对 - Of Time? - Yes.
-记得 -是什么封面 - Yes. - What was it?
-你在说什么 -封面上有什么 - What are you talking about? - What was on the cover?
-计算机 -不对 - A computer. - No.
是一台计算机的塑像 It was a sculpture of a computer.
计算机时代来临
是一台塑像 It was a sculpture.
《时代》应该在发刊前几个月 Time would have had to have commissioned it
就定下这封面了 months in advance.
你根本就没进"年度风云人物"候选名单 You were never in the conversation for Man of the Year.
没人害你失去任何东西 Nobody lost you anything.
...我和Mac的照片 ...picture of me and the Mac.
所以还有什么是你自认对的 So what else are you sure about?
我怎么会没想到这点 I don't know how I could've missed that.
-现实扭曲 -不 我说真的 - Reality distortion. - No, seriously.
我也说真的 Seriously.
别想着吵赢丽萨 Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.
承认你错了吧 Just say you were wrong.
进来吧 宝贝 Come on in, honey.
-我不是你"宝贝" -约翰 - It's not "honey". - John.
进来 快进来 别站在走廊了 Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
我是从侧门进来的 I was taken in a side entrance.
一会我原路返回 没人会看到我的 I'll go out the same way. No one will see me.
-你好吗 乔安娜 -我很好 约翰 - How are you, Joanna? - I'm good, John.
只是没想到会见到你 I'm just surprised to see you.
大家都很感激你在《福布斯》上说的话 Everyone here really appreciates the quote you gave to Forbes.
-其实你不必这样 -不必客气 - You didn't have to do that. - My pleasure.
你愿意的话 等熄灯的时候 If you want, I can slip you in the back
我带你去后台看看 once the house lights go out.
-我只是来祝好运的 -好吧 - I'm just here to say "Good luck." - Okay.
你只有几分钟时间 You just have a couple of minutes.
-麻烦你去找下... -好 - Would you try to find... - Yeah.
你是个好人 约翰 You're a good man, John.
我给你带了个礼物 So I brought you a present.
一台牛顿掌上电脑 A Newton.
如果不开箱 你还能转手卖掉 Don't take it out of the box, you'll be able to sell it,
那样就更好了 which is more than I can say.
你没事吧 Everything all right there?
没 Uh, no...
就只是乔安娜指出了一点问题 Just something Joanna pointed out to me.
有些显而易见的事我却漏掉了 I missed something so obvious about...
没什么大不了 Doesn't matter.
华尔街都坐等着观察你CEO当得怎么样 Look, Wall Street's gonna sit back and wait to see how you do as CEO,
所以第一年里不要为股价波动费心了 so don't let any fluctuation bother you for the first 12 months.
短线交易者会作出反应的 Day traders are gonna respond.
不必我来教你 I don't need to school you.
你是想告诉我不应该停产牛顿吗 This your way of telling me I shouldn't have killed the Newton?
地球上最有效率的动物是秃鹫 The most efficient animal on the planet is the condor.
地球上最没效率的动物是人类 The most inefficient animals on the planet are humans.
至少不该因为个人恩怨而停产 Well, you shouldn't have killed it for spite.
对公司不好 别这么做 That's bad business. Don't do that.
可有了自行车 But a human with a bicycle
人类就成了最有效率的动物了 becomes the most efficient animal.
而完美的计算机 And the right computer...
友好且易操作的计算机 a friendly, easy computer that
不应当难看突兀 而应当像台灯一样 isn't an eyesore but rather sits on your desk
静美地摆在你的桌上 with the beauty of a Tensor lamp...
完美的计算机就像是思维的自行车 The right computer will be a bicycle for the mind.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
我被送回去过 I was giving back.
如果不是只有配得上的人才有 And what if instead of it being in the right hands,
而是人人都有呢 it was in everyone's hands?
全世界所有人 Everyone in the world.
你说的电脑对现有的市场结构 We'd be talking about the most tectonic shift
所造成的影响将会是... in the status quo since...
史无前例的 Ever.
我不知道你为什么一直 I don't know why you've always been
对我的被收养史感兴趣 interested in my adoption history,
可你说过这不像是别人看了我一眼 but you said it's not like someone looked at me
就把我送回去了那样 and gave me back.
可实际上就是这样 But that is what happened.
你是说你有完美的计算机吗 And you're telling me you have the right computer.
它叫麦金塔 It's called Macintosh.
先是一对律师夫妇收养了我 A lawyer couple adopted me first,
一个月后就把我送回去了 then gave me back after a month.
他们改变主意了 They changed their mind.
然后我的父母收养了我 Then my parents adopted me.
我的生母要求 收养我的人 My biological mother had stipulated that whoever took me
必须受过大学教育 有钱而且信天主教 had to be college-educated, wealthy and Catholic.
保罗和克拉拉夫妇一条都不符合 Paul and Clara Jobs were none of those things,
所以我的生母不肯签收养协议 so my biological mother wouldn't sign the adoption papers.
后来呢 What happened?
打了挺长一阵官司 There was a legal battle that went on for a while.
我妈说最开始一年她拒绝爱我 My mother said she refused to love me for the first year.
以防他们得把我送回去 You know, in case they had to give me back.
你没法没法拒绝爱一个人 史蒂夫 You can't refuse to love someone, Steve.
没错 但其实是有办法的 Yeah, it turns out you can.
一个月大的婴儿到底犯了什么大错 What the hell can a one-month-old do that's
会烦到让他父母把他送回去 so bad his parents give him back?
没有 一个月大的婴儿什么都干不了 Nothing. There's nothing a one-month-old can do...
你有没有想过去找你的生父 Have you ever thought about trying to find your biological father?
我已经见过他了 I've met my biological father.
说起来其实你也见过 For that matter, so have you.
它叫麦金塔 It's called Macintosh.
-史蒂夫·乔布斯先生 -詹达利 - Mr. Steve Jobs. - Jandali.
这位是约翰·斯卡利 Say hello to John Sculley.
詹达利是这儿的老板 Jandali owns the place,
约翰是百事公司的CEO and John's the CEO of Pepsi,
我正在说服他搬来库比蒂诺 but I'm trying to get him to move to Cupertino,
干一番大事业 put a dent in the universe.
您也吃素吗 You eat vegan as well?
你在逗我吧 You're kidding me.
不 我什么都吃 No, I'll eat anything.
要不你试试这道前菜 Why don't you start off with
地中海生菜色拉配马齿苋和薄荷 the Mediterranean lettuce salad with purslane, mint...
我妹妹找到的他 My sister found him.
-他知道吗 -不知道 - Does he know? - No.
相反 他还向莫纳炫耀 In fact, he bragged to Mona that
史蒂夫·乔布斯一直光临他的餐厅 Steve Jobs comes in the restaurant all the time.
-难道你不想... -不想 - You don't want to... - No.
你不觉得你该告诉他吗 Don't you think you should talk to him?
那他可能会随便找个理由告我来要钱吧 He'd probably find a reason to sue me.
史蒂夫 Oh, Steve...
约翰 如果你是来为你的业绩讨说法 John, if you're here about your legacy,
那你得排在沃兹尼亚克之后了 you need to form a line behind Wozniak.
沃兹尼亚克会没事的 Wozniak's gonna be fine.
我可是炒了史蒂夫·乔布斯的人 I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.
有钱 受过大学教育 信天主教 Rich, college-educated and Catholic.
史蒂夫 到时间了 Steve? It's time.
我得上台了 I've gotta go.
是我搞砸了这一切吗 Did I do this? Screw it up?
现在就忘了这些吧 Let's let it go now.
也是时候了 Has to be time.
来当我们的CEO吧 Come be our CEO.
行 Yeah. Okay.
是因为手写笔 约翰 It was the stylus, John.
-什么 -我是因为手写笔才停产牛顿 - What? - I killed the Newton because of the stylus.
要是手拿着手写笔 If you're holding a stylus, you can't use
就腾不出那五支天然的手写笔了 the other five that are attached to your wrist.
本来我们能干出一番大事业 Things we could have done together.
那得是多么惊天动地的事业啊 God, the things we could've done.
我会给你交学费的 I'm paying your tuition.
你傻了吗 我当然会给你交学费 Are you crazy? Of course I'm paying your tuition.
那你当时说你不会给我交学费 I must have misunderstood you when you said
一定是我理解错了 you weren't paying my tuition.
你和你妈要卖房子就是跟我过不去 You and your mom selling the house was a hostile thing to do.
她急需钱 She needed the money.
她一直都急需钱 She always needs the money.
她需要看医生 她得了鼻窦炎 She needs a doctor. She has a sinus infection.
她1988年开始就得了这鼻窦炎了 She's had the same sinus infection since 1988.
我得照顾我妈妈 I'm gonna take care of my mother.
要是惹你不爽那就对不起了 I'm sorry if that angers you.
我确实不爽 因为你还是个孩子 It does anger me, because you're a kid
照顾你妈妈并不是你的责任 and it's not your job to take care of your mother.
所以你妈妈才死了吗 Is that how yours died?
各位都走开吧 给他们点私人空间 Guys, step away, please, and give them some room.
等到你妈90岁 没法养活自己了 When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,
你可以去照顾她 you can take care of her.
可现在 她才45岁 But right now, she's 45,
非常健康 却养不活自己 perfectly healthy and can't feed herself.
你应该在学校里努力学习 You're supposed to work hard at school and
过着19岁学生的生活才对 be 19, and that's it.
-我来照顾你妈 -照顾得可真好啊 - I'll take care of your mother. - Keep up the good work.
-你到底想让我怎么样 -你叫我回来 - What the hell do you want from me? - I was sent for.
我给她买了栋四十万的房子 I bought her a house for $400,000.
现在房价翻了一倍 It's worth twice that much today.
就为了两块神石和一碗魔汤把它卖了 She sold it for two magic rocks and a bowl of soup.
那是她的房子 It was her house.
她用卖房子的钱去环欧洲旅游了 She used that money to travel through Europe.
这笔钱还是她苦苦求来的 Money which you make her beg for.
-史蒂夫 -别跟我扯这个 - Steve... - Don't even start with that.
居然还敢去找安迪要钱 Going to Andy and asking for the money?
-简直太过分了 -不是我去找他 - That was so off-the-charts over the line... - I did not do that.
是安迪找的我 Andy came to me.
你们要不要一起聊聊 Everybody have an opinion on this?
抱歉各位 还有三十秒 你要迟到了 I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds, you're going to be late.
她花钱买古董 She spends the money on antiques
然后卖出去的价格还不到买价的零头 and then sells them for a fraction of what she paid,
而我给她这笔钱是让她照顾你的 and she does it with money I gave to her for you.
史蒂夫 Steve...
你13岁的时候歇斯底里地跑来求我 You came to me hysterical when you were 13,
想要和我一起过 asking if you could live with me...
-我没有歇斯底里 -因为你妈 - I was not hysterical. - because your mom
每天都对你大吼大叫 was screaming at you every day.
-13岁那回 -还时不时一连几个星期 -Thirteen was the second time - Her not speaking to you
-是我第二次求你 -不跟你说话 - I asked you. - for weeks at a time.
因为她当个神棍压力太大 The stress of her life as a spiritual healer.
我想我没说过你不好 I don't believe I said you're a bad guy.
可要是我说了 我道歉 But if I did, I'm sorry.
你在学校是不是遇到了什么麻烦 Something happened to you at school,
是不是第一学期哪门 some first semester core class
新生必修的核心课程挂了还是... that all freshmen are required to take...
-我看了那期《时代》 -什么 - I read Time. - What?
我们学校可以上网 I have Internet access at school.
我看了《时代》的一本过刊 I read an old copy of Time,
我问了我妈有关我们家史的事情 and I asked my mom some questions about my family history.
那是... That was...
《时代》那文章曲解我的话 Time wrote a mangled piece of journal.
你就不该看到 You were never supposed to read that.
我找了两位哈佛的统计学家 I had two different Harvard statisticians
想要反推你所编出来的 能证明 try to reverse-engineer the equation that you came up with
全美28%的男人都可能是我爸的算式 to prove that 28% of American men could be my father.
宝贝 我... Honey, I...
也许我妈确实有各种毛病 You know, my mother might be a troubled woman,
可你又是什么原因 but what's your excuse?
所以我没被你的说辞打动 爸 That's why I'm not impressed with your story, Dad.
因为你明知道我过得很惨 It's that you knew what I was going through,
却只袖手旁观 and you didn't do anything about it,
你就是个没良心的懦夫 and that makes you an unconscionable coward.
而且非要说起来 "想"是个动词好吗 And not for nothing, but "think" is a verb, all right,
还把"不同"弄成副词了 making "different" an adverb.
你不就是想让大家换个角度思考吗 You're asking people to think differently.
你可以谈包豪斯运动 And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
谈博朗 谈"至繁归于至简" and Braun and "simplicity is sophistication"
谈三宅一生服饰 谈鲍勃·迪伦的歌词 and Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
可这玩意儿 就像动画片里的烤炉 but that thing looks like Judy Jetson's Easy-Bake oven.
你的发布会要迟了 You're gonna start late.
-你知道丽萨代表什么吗 -什么 - You know what Lisa stood for? - What?
那台电脑 丽萨 The computer. The Lisa.
你知道这名字代表什么吗 You know what it stood for?
我为我对iMac的评价道歉 I'm sorry I said that about the iMac.
我不是真这么想的 It's not what I really think.
办公室我身后那台 你知道代表什么吗 Behind my back, at the office, you know what it stood for?
局部集成系统体系结构 我当时才五岁 Local Integrated System Architecture. I was five.
-你就不能说个谎吗 -我说了 - Why couldn't you just lie? - I did.
那当然是以你的名字命名的 Of course it was named after you.
"局部集成系统体系结构"就是瞎编的 Local Integrated System Architecture doesn't even mean anything.
那你为什么这么多年都说不是 Why'd you say it wasn't all those years?
说真的 我也不知道 I honestly don't know.
你为什么说你不是我爸 Why'd you say you weren't my father?
我不配 I'm poorly made.
-九点多了 你要迟到了 -无所谓 - It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late. - I don't care.
-你在为哈佛校报写稿 -什么 - You're writing for the Crimson. - What?
哈佛校友会有个苹果分会 The Apple chapter of the Harvard Alumni Association
告诉我你在为校报写稿 tells me you're writing for the Crimson.
没错 杂文什么的 Yeah, a little bit. Essays.
-我想看看 -好 - I'd like to read one. - Sure.
我是说现在 我想看看你写的文章 No, I mean now. I'd like to read one of your essays now.
拜托 你现在得上台了 Come on. You've got to go on stage.
你不给我看你写的 The iMac will not be launched
iMac就不发布 until you give me one of your essays,
所以全世界都在等你 so the world is waiting for you.
非常抱歉打扰两位 I'm really sorry, guys.
祝你好运 Good luck.
我要把音乐装进你的口袋 I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
什么 What?
一百首歌 一千首歌 好吧五百首歌 Hundred songs. A thousand songs. 500 songs.
总之五百到一千首左右的歌装进你的口袋 Somewhere between 500 and a thousand songs right in your pocket,
因为我实在受不了看着你 'cause I can't stand looking at
一直挂着这奇丑无比的随身听了 that inexplicable Walkman anymore.
那就是一块能放磁带的板砖 You're carrying around a brick playing cassette tape.
我们不是原始人 We're not savages.
所以我要把一千首歌装进你的口袋 So I'm gonna put a thousand songs in your pocket.
你能做到吗 You can do that?
你想在后台看着吗 You want to watch from backstage?
行 Okay.
进第一条 Go cue one.
你还记得你在初代Mac上画的画吗 You remember that painting you did on the original Mac?
我记得 I do.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
有请史蒂夫·乔布斯 Steve Jobs.
沃兹 Woz.