1 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:13,680 What are you doing? We've started showering in gym class. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,320 # Yes, no 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,040 # Maybe 4 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,800 # I don't know 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,040 # Can you repeat the question 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,120 # You're not the boss of me now 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,520 # You're not the boss of me now 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,840 # You're not the boss of me now 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,800 # And you're not so big 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,200 # You're not the boss of me now 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,160 # You're not the boss of me now 12 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,160 # You're not the boss of me now 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,400 # And you're not so big 14 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,840 # Life is unfair # 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,880 (BELCHES) Could you pass the peas, please? (ALL LAUGH) 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,240 (BELCHES) Thank you. (ALL LAUGH) 17 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,960 (BELCHES) You're welcome. (ALL LAUGH) Hal? 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,640 (BELCHES) Alright, boys. That's enough. (ALL LAUGH) 19 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,800 (FARTS) (ALL LAUGH) 20 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:17,360 For once could we have a civilised conversation during dinner free of sound effects? 21 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,360 It's not asking too much for us to have some nice dinner conversation. 22 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,880 Malcolm, how was school? History class was cool. 23 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,960 Tell us about it. Jimmy Perkins kicked the crap out of Fred Nason. 24 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,680 He beat up Fred Nason? He's huge! Fred knocked Jimmy's hat off 25 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,680 and Jimmy punched him in the face five times in a row in a second! 26 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,720 Fred fell and he started hitting him. It was way cool! 27 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:51,200 Jimmy Perkins is crazy. I told you, crazy beats big every time. 28 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,160 (FARTS) 29 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,240 (ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) 30 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,120 So, how was your day, dear? 31 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:13,080 Hey, how's Alaska? Where are you? You were meant to be here already! 32 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:17,080 No-one will pick me up, I ran out of money and had to work for a week. 33 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,680 There's a serial killer loose in Idaho who looks just like me. 34 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,840 I don't know how much longer they'll hold the job. "I'm almost there!" 35 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,360 Do I take the provincial highway 99 36 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,480 or the 27 to provincial highway 12? What?! I'm near to British Columbia. 37 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,480 I'm in Bellingham, Washington. Francis, you're 2,000 miles away! 38 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:39,000 What?! No way! I've just exchanged all my money for Alaskan dollars! 39 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,400 There's no such thing as Alaskan dollars! Sir! 40 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:51,200 Are you almost finished with that? What have you got in mind? 41 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,440 Will you watch the boys next Tuesday night? I've joined a book club. 42 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:01,560 You don't wanna do that. I joined a record club. They hounded me for years. It's not that sort of club. 43 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,280 This is women from school. Adults discussing books. 44 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,240 Oh. I live in a house filled with boys. I listen to boy talk 45 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,160 and boy noises. I need to spend some time with females. 46 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,600 Mmm-hmm. When I see them they invite me to do things and I never go. 47 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:22,320 Yeah? I need to do this for my sanity. 48 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:27,400 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes. Are you even listening to me? 49 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,080 Of course I am. Here's what I think. 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,080 It's a great idea. It's about time you did something like this. 51 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,080 You have a brilliant and beautiful mind that needs challenging. 52 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,840 I hope those women can keep up with you. 53 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,560 Make a wish. 54 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,960 I left the phone number on the counter. The dishes are in the sink. 55 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,960 The batteries from the remote are in the smoke alarm. Just for tonight! 56 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:00,080 Will you relax, honey? You're off the clock! This is your night out! 57 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:04,240 Just enjoy yourself, huh? Yeah, Mom. Stop worrying. Have fun. 58 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:09,360 Take the garbage cans to the kerb tonight. Stop worrying! Go have some fun! 59 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,520 Now? No, let's let Mom get a few blocks away. 60 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,240 Right. This could be a trick. What are you talking about? 61 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,920 We've got fireworks buried outside. We'll dig them up while Mom's gone. 62 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:29,600 Tracy Hines is having a party. We're not invited. Our justice will be swift but fair. 63 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,360 We'll be fine! 'I don't want to screw this up.' 64 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,160 'Lois needs time to herself. She deserves a night out.' 65 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,960 'She'll have fun and will come home happy.' 66 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,960 'I just have to keep the boys under control. What am I talking about?' 67 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:48,040 'They're good kids. What am I talking about? They're monsters!' 68 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,040 'They'll destroy everything and then ruin Lois's night! Then she'll feel 69 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,160 like we can't be trusted on our own! She'll never want a night out again 70 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,600 and it will all be my fault!' 71 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,560 We're going out back. You're not going anywhere! 72 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,880 Stay in your room all night with the door shut! Now go! Go! 73 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,240 Hmmm! This cheddar is wonderful! It is good. 74 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,600 So, I really liked the book! Really? 75 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,400 Oh, Karen, let's have some more wine! 76 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:28,080 The voice of the narrator was shifted from character to character. 77 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,560 Oh, I'll just have to take your word on that. I didn't read the book. 78 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,200 Oh, was anyone else confused by those flashbacks? 79 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,720 Am I the only one who read the book? 80 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:47,400 Actually, Lois, we don't make it mandatory to read the book. 81 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,240 What? I mean, we're all busy. 82 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:55,400 That shouldn't prevent us from enjoying a relaxing evening once in a while. 83 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:00,800 Lois, don't you feel you deserve one night away from the bickering, 84 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:06,360 the yelling and the TV blaring? Away from all the stupid little problems 85 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,920 that can't seem to be solved without you? 86 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,760 A little more. 87 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:30,200 Thank you! Thank you for stopping! I'm glad to. The name's Roy. 88 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:35,000 Francis. It's freezing! I've been standing there for six hours! 89 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:40,880 People were flipping me off as they drove by. Why would they do that? 90 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,960 How far are you going? Mamu. 91 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:48,080 I'm going to Green River. I can take you almost the whole way. Really? 92 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:53,040 It's taken me the last 3 days to get 20 miles! Thank you. 93 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:58,320 You OK? Yeah, it's just... people aren't very nice! 94 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:02,040 You want some coffee? (SOBS) Yes! 95 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,480 My Mom and I were screaming at each other. She's finding time 96 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,480 to tell the cab driver which route to take! She's a control freak! 97 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,480 She sounds like she's afraid. What would my mom have to be afraid of? 98 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:21,080 If she doesn't control every aspect of her life or the lives of the ones 99 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,680 she cares about that horrible things will happen. What horrible things? 100 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,960 Her oldest son moving 5,000 miles away from her. 101 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,680 Alright, you got me there. You're pretty smart. 102 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,680 I'm on the road 18 hours a day. Gives me a lot of time to think 103 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,320 about things, people, why they do the things they do. 104 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,720 I'm a wannabe psychiatrist. I'm glad to be out. 105 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,720 I've got a line that I won't cross. If anybody tries to push me 106 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,760 across it, I'm gone. Everybody's got a line. 107 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:56,600 But what's interesting is everyone's line is different. It moves. 108 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:01,040 Look at your situation here. It is freezing cold, there's no other cars 109 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,480 on the road... Hypothetically, if I said put on a curly red wig 110 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:10,080 or I'll throw you out, are you gonna go back out into the cold? 111 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,560 That's ridiculous! You can't use a silly example... 112 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,200 You're kidding? 113 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,920 OK! 114 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,200 You haven't made a sound in half an hour! What's going on in here? 115 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,480 Nothing. I expect perfect behaviour tonight. 116 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,800 If you try anything, 117 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,720 ANYTHING AT ALL, I will be on you like a rainbow on an oil slick! 118 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:50,480 'Good. You sent them a message. Fired the shot across their bow.' 119 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,080 'Now they know who's in charge!' 120 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,800 Maybe I was too harsh. If the boys push back they might do something 121 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,760 ten times worse and spoil everything for Lois! 'Don't go soft!' 122 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,640 'All these boys understand is the iron fist!' 123 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:11,120 No, I need to get them on my side! 124 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,560 Dewey, be lookout while we dig up the fireworks. What's going on with Dad? 125 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,480 Maybe he's dealing with something at work. 126 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,280 I hope he'll be OK. At his age carrying around that tension 127 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:27,720 can't be good for you. Oh! Dad's here! Who wants ice cream? 128 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:36,620 I come home after work after a ten-hour shift and I see my boys 129 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:41,420 and they're covered with grass and paint and all they can say is, 130 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:45,020 "Where's dinner?" (ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT) 131 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:49,580 Too much is expected of us. Our society is just so screwed up. 132 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:54,100 30 years ago you could just at least pick something and go with it. 133 00:09:54,100 --> 00:10:00,220 A housewife, a career woman, sex slave. But now you're supposed to do everything and it's impossible! 134 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:03,500 Unless you're Lillian Miller. (ALL) Yeah! 135 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:07,580 If it weren't for me my family would be living in trees, eating berries. 136 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:11,100 Do they appreciate what I do for them? Nooooo! 137 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,500 Lillian's family surprised her with a trip to Spain! No kidding! 138 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:19,660 I discovered a two-inch-long hair growing out of my shoulder. How long 139 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:26,220 has it been there? I don't have time to put myself right in the morning. 140 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:31,980 Lillian Miller brought 20 home-made cakes to the school-bake sale. 141 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,460 I had those! 142 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,980 They were delicious! 143 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:41,700 The woman just cooks like a god but she never puts on a pound! 144 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:45,380 You can't be 45 and still be a size 2! 145 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:48,700 Those are sizes for children! And Lillian! 146 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:55,380 Ladies, I just realised something. Society isn't making us miserable. 147 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:59,260 Hell, we're society! (ALL CHEER IN AGREEMENT) 148 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:03,460 No, no! Every single one of our problems can be traced back 149 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:08,900 to that tight-assed overachieving marathon-running master chef... 150 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,740 ..Lillian Miller! 151 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,220 # Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parlez-vous 152 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,020 # Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parlez-vous 153 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,780 # She got the palm and the croix de guerre 154 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,460 # For washing soldiers' underwear 155 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:25,940 # Inky dinky, parlez-vous... # 156 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:30,140 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What? It's hinky dinky parlez-vous. 157 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:34,140 That's what I said. You said inky dinky. You've got to start over. 158 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,780 I'm not starting over. It's freezing! I can barely feel my lips! 159 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,140 # Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parlez-vous 160 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:47,260 Parlez-... # 161 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:52,940 Thanks for the ice-cream, Dad. You're welcome, Dewey. Don't worry 162 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:57,220 about this mess. I'll take care of it. Just sit there and relax. 163 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,420 Alright, what the hell is going on? 164 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:06,500 I think he's feeling guilty about something. Maybe we can exploit it! 165 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,260 How? Send Dewey in there crying about the train Mom put in the attic. 166 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,060 Mom didn't put a train in the attic. Exactly! 167 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:16,420 When he's up there, we can dig up the fireworks. 168 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:20,380 Dewey, we need you to cry. It's gotta be the right kind of crying. 169 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:25,740 Not sobbing, more of a penetrating whining sound. Give me a moment. 170 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,780 OK, that was a good idea. They're happy. 171 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:33,780 I've got them motivated to behave themselves and Lois is gonna see 172 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:37,820 that I can handle them without her. 'Are you kidding? You've gone soft!' 173 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:41,820 'You've totally lost their respect. Lois isn't gonna like this!' 174 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,420 Come on! They're under control. 175 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:50,140 'What if they aren't? What if they're pretending to behave so they can set you up?' (CRASHING) 176 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:55,420 Occupy them. Keep them busy so they don't have time to get in trouble. 177 00:12:55,420 --> 00:13:00,020 How am I gonna keep them busy? You better find a way. (CRYING) > 178 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:04,140 Dad, Dewey really wants you - Boys! Let's spend a little time together. 179 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:07,340 We can... I know! We can do some callisthenics! 180 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:11,900 What?! You boys love to exercise! But I just ate a ton of ice cream. 181 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,940 You are starting to get a little flabby. 182 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:18,300 (CHUCKLES) I'm too full. 183 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:22,420 When you start moving you'll feel better! Let's go! One. Two. 184 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,740 One. Two. One. Two. One. Two. 185 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:31,500 Stupid! Stupid! It was a terrible idea! 186 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,380 It was a great idea! A great idea poorly executed. 187 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:38,260 Terrible idea. Terrible execution. 188 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:42,420 Why don't you just lock them in the bathroom until Lois gets home? 189 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,580 Look at that house. It's perfect! 190 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:56,060 No, no, no! We didn't come here for a mindless vandalism. 191 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,620 We came to screw up her car! 192 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:03,380 See how she feels when she's late for car pool like a real person! 193 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:07,380 She probably won't even be able to get out of bed on a morning! 194 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:12,580 This time next year she's gonna be living in a trailer 195 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:16,500 with little ceramic donkey in the front yard. (ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY) 196 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,940 Shhh! Shhh! 197 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,260 Whoopsy! Whoops! 198 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,660 Will you shhh?! 199 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,220 She's wearing pearls to make cookies?! (Doilies!) 200 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:34,020 (What kind of a monster is this woman?) 201 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,860 Oh, God! Those cookies smell good! Let's kill her and eat them! 202 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:41,860 (Karen,... why don't you go stand guard?) 203 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:48,340 (Come on!) Quick! (ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY) 204 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:56,140 (STIFLED DRUNKEN GIGGLING) 205 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:05,540 Oh, one of us should probably know something about cars. 206 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:09,540 It doesn't matter! Just pull some of the wires! Let's get out of here! 207 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,860 (WILD CACKLING) 208 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:19,140 Karen! Karen! You've gotta stop! Karen! You've gotta settle down! 209 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:25,020 Whoa! Whoa! Karen, why don't you see if you can say the alphabet backward? 210 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:28,060 Z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s, r, q, 211 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,620 p, o, m, n, l, k, j, i, h, g, f, e, d, c, b, a! 212 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:36,340 (GIGGLES) I've been pulled over a few times. 213 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:39,740 Hey! Lillian's gone! What do you mean, gone? 214 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,860 RUN! (ALL SCREAM) 215 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,460 (ALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM) 216 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,100 It's a pointless exercise! You haven't proven a thing. 217 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,940 You haven't determined what my limits are. This hasn't bothered me 218 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:20,540 and if you think it has, the joke is on you! Clench. 219 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:26,140 "(INDISTINCT) ..10-31 and 6-42, 2 men... (INDISTINCT)" 220 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:32,940 That's the third time he drove down that alley! He knows we're in here! 221 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:36,700 This is gross! I can't believe I'm wearing open-toed shoes. 222 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:40,660 (SOBS) I can't believe I'm hiding from the cops in a dumpster! 223 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,300 I just wanted to talk about books. 224 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:48,100 Oh, and it was such a good book, too! 225 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:52,420 The first shadowing was effective without being heavy-handed. 226 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:56,540 The characters were flawed but compelling and the entire story 227 00:16:56,540 --> 00:17:02,140 was brimming with insight into the character's condition! 228 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:06,940 But how did you find time to read it? Your family sounds so horrible! 229 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,340 I was lying! 230 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:13,900 I made all that stuff up so that I would fit in! 231 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,500 They're wonderful! I mean, they're idiots! 232 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,380 But at least they try. I wanted it to be the happiest night! 233 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:24,620 Look what I did with it! 234 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:32,420 What are you doing? You'll see. Go home to your family and hug them for me. They sound wonderful! 235 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:36,300 Hey, piggy! Over here! 236 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,940 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy! 237 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:46,700 < Come on, show me what you got! 238 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:52,460 < I'm supposed to be afraid of an electric shaver?! 239 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,820 < (BUZZING) Aaaaarh! (THUMP!) 240 00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:02,300 "..lighter than most minerals." Why is he making us watch this about salt? 241 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:06,380 Would you rather be locked in the bathroom? Or chased by the monster? 242 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:10,420 Do something! I'm trying! Every time we make a move he's ahead of us. 243 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:14,460 He's impossible to predict! With Mom you get a little consistency. 244 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,620 Dad's operating on a whole other plane. (SIGHS) 245 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,780 Hey, you put salt on French fries! 246 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:26,260 Ground them! Cut off their food supply! 247 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:29,540 They just need love! Give them the belt! 248 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,860 (ALL JEER) Make them fear you! 249 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:44,540 These are precious years! Get in the car and go. 250 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,540 (ALL SHOUT AT ONCE) 251 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,540 SHUT UP! 252 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,100 OK, that's it. 253 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:09,700 I am going to take a bath. 254 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,780 I'm asking you boys one last time to behave. 255 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:16,260 Not for me but for your mother. 256 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:19,860 After all she does for you one night of peace 257 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,340 shouldn't be too much to ask for. 258 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,860 So if you love her, you will do this for her. 259 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:39,900 Wow, I've never had anyone empty the box before! I'm outta props! 260 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:44,100 I was bored with your experiment at first but I admit, I learned a lot 261 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,900 about myself. Who am I to judge people for the choices they make? 262 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,900 From now on I'm gonna be a bit more understanding and a lot more humble. 263 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,740 Wanna stop for some dinner? What, like this? 264 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,860 Sure! Why not like this? 265 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,700 Have you thought about writing a book? I'm sure - Hey, Merna! 266 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,740 What time's the pageant? 267 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:16,620 Fluffy's collar? Mom said he ran away! 268 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:21,940 Get out of there, Dewey! (CHUCKLES) Tracy should have invited us! 269 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,540 This is what you get for being rude. 270 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:28,940 We'll hide these in the closet, then we'll cover up the hole 271 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:33,700 and by the time Mom's home, we'll be sleeping. Boys! FIREWORKS?! 272 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,300 FIREWORKS?! Omph! How did she...? I don't know! 273 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:44,700 You boys are in so much trouble! I can't leave you alone for a second! 274 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:48,700 Next time I'll chain you to the floor! We tell you to behave - 275 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:52,700 you don't even pretend to listen! You might as well cut off your ears 276 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:56,660 and throw them in trash! You are grounded for the next month! 277 00:20:56,660 --> 00:21:01,620 "Get down on the ground with your hands behind your head." 278 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,100 While you're being punished 279 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,060 I hope your friends are doing all sorts of fun stuff 280 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,860 because you won't be doing any of it! 281 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,580 You are gonna suffer! 282 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,940 I should get out there. 283 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,380 Nah, you'll just screw it up. 284 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:21,140 Good call. 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