×ÖÄ» Ally, you're gonna be on a magazine cover.
×ÖÄ» And I've been in a few magazines.
×ÖÄ» Let me show you how to pose like a pro.
×ÖÄ» Bam!
×ÖÄ» I don't know. I've taken a lot of employee I.D. Pictures.
×ÖÄ» I think you should do something more like this.
×ÖÄ» Maybe I can try something that combines the two.
×ÖÄ» Hi, Dez.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Ally.
×ÖÄ» I'm flattered, but not interested.
×ÖÄ» I'm not flirting with you. I'm practicing poses.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna be on the cover of Miami Music.
×ÖÄ» They named me their songwriter of the year.
×ÖÄ» Woo! That's a relief.
×ÖÄ» A photographer's coming over tonight to take her picture.
×ÖÄ» Hey, I haven't gotten fired from Tranquility Spa yet.
×ÖÄ» Why don't you come over for a day of beauty and relaxation?
×ÖÄ» Ooh, I can't. The South Beach chili cook-off is today.
×ÖÄ» Not you. Ally.
×ÖÄ» I have too much to do today.
×ÖÄ» I have to pick up my dress from the cleaners
×ÖÄ» and go to my Grandma's
×ÖÄ» to borrow her necklace for the photo shoot.
×ÖÄ» - Can't you wear just any necklace?
×ÖÄ» - No, I really wanna wear that one.
×ÖÄ» It's been in my family for generations.
×ÖÄ» - It would mean a lot to her. - I can get all that stuff for you.
×ÖÄ» Wait. Is it the Grandma that makes delicious cookies
×ÖÄ» or the one that tells
×ÖÄ» really boring stories and smells like cabbage?
×ÖÄ» - Cookies. - Yes! Woo!
×ÖÄ» But, Austin, you said you
×ÖÄ» would help me with the chili cook-off today.
×ÖÄ» There's plenty of time for everything.
×ÖÄ» Ally, go to the spa. You deserve a relaxing day.
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Austin.
×ÖÄ» Trish, let's go have our day of beauty.
×ÖÄ» Wish I could get a massage.
×ÖÄ» This chili cook-off has really stressed me out.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Trish, could you give me a quick little neck rub?
×ÖÄ» Really? You want me to put my hands on your neck?
×ÖÄ» On second thought, I'm good.
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È»ºóÎÒÃÇ¼ÌÐøÇ°½ø And we'll keep rockin'.
Ç°½øµÄÂ·ÉÏÔõÄÜÃ»ÓÐÄã Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
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ÎÒÎªÃÎÏë¶ø·Ü¶· I Own this dream.
ÒòÎªÓÐÄã°éÎÒ×óÓÒ 'Cause I got you with me.
Ç°½øµÄÂ·ÉÏÔõÄÜÃ»ÓÐÄã There's no way I could make it without ya.
Äã²»¿É»òÈ± ÄãÎÞ¿ÉÌæ´ú Do it without ya, be here without ya.
×ÖÄ» All right, here are the pot's, what else do we need?
×ÖÄ» Let's check the list.
×ÖÄ» Probably shouldn't have left this on the cutting board.
×ÖÄ» Anyone seen this redheaded...
×ÖÄ» Dezperado?
×ÖÄ» Hi, Chuck. Still carrying around that stupid wanted poster?
×ÖÄ» Nobody thinks it's funny.
×ÖÄ» Wanted for making bad chili.
×ÖÄ» Classic.
×ÖÄ» Thought about where you're
×ÖÄ» gonna put your Second Place certificate this year?
×ÖÄ» I'll probably frame it and give it to my Grandma.
×ÖÄ» She'll put it on her 'fridge and... wait.
×ÖÄ» I'm not coming in Second Place. I'm gonna win.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, just because you beat him last year and the year before
×ÖÄ» that and the year before that and the year before that,
×ÖÄ» doesn't mean you beat him every year.
×ÖÄ» Uh, yeah, it does.
×ÖÄ» I'll see you out at the chili round-up at high noon.
×ÖÄ» The chili cook-off's at 3:00.
×ÖÄ» You know what I mean.
×ÖÄ» Oh, we'll be there, Chucky the kid.
×ÖÄ» Because I'm the fastest
×ÖÄ» chili maker in the west... side of the Mall.
×ÖÄ» Draw!
×ÖÄ» Man, he's good.
×ÖÄ» Adios, muchachos.
×ÖÄ» You're not worried, are you?
×ÖÄ» Not at all. The spiciest chili always wins,
×ÖÄ» and this year, I have a secret weapon.
×ÖÄ» They call it the Your Mommy Pepper.
×ÖÄ» Because one taste and you're crying for your mommy.
×ÖÄ» Chuck'll be crying for his mommy,
×ÖÄ» because you're finally gonna beat him.
×ÖÄ» All I need is one little scoop. Now we have to be careful.
×ÖÄ» You do not wanna get this on your finger... ow! My finger!
×ÖÄ» My shirt!
×ÖÄ» Whoa!
×ÖÄ» You are so gonna win this year.
×ÖÄ» Spending the day at a beauty spa was a great idea, Trish.
×ÖÄ» Shh! We're supposed to be relaxing.
×ÖÄ» Trish! What are you doing?
×ÖÄ» You're supposed to be working.
×ÖÄ» I am, Madame Trinka.
×ÖÄ» I'm showing this customer how to properly relax.
×ÖÄ» I need you to wash the towels, refill the waters,
×ÖÄ» and wipe down the massage tables.
×ÖÄ» I'm watching you.
×ÖÄ» Don't worry, I'm working. I'm working.
×ÖÄ» I guess I have to go pretend to work now,
×ÖÄ» but you stay here and relax.
×ÖÄ» This coconut water is kind of...
×ÖÄ» Thick.
×ÖÄ» That's massage oil.
×ÖÄ» Oh!
×ÖÄ» Sorry. I probably shouldn't have put that there.
×ÖÄ» I guess it does kind of look like water.
×ÖÄ» Do you need anything else before I go?
×ÖÄ» My foot bath's getting kind of cold.
×ÖÄ» The hot water's all the way in the back.
×ÖÄ» I'll just put a couple of these hot rocks in.
×ÖÄ» Why do you have hot rocks?
×ÖÄ» We use them for hot rock massages.
×ÖÄ» It's supposed to be really relaxing.
×ÖÄ» Ow! Ow! Ow!
×ÖÄ» There's nothing relaxing about that.
×ÖÄ» I said supposed to be.
×ÖÄ» Oh!
ÎÒÖªµÀÄãµÄÀ±½´ºÜÀ± I know your chili powder's hot,
²»¹ýÕæµÄÓÐ±ØÒª´÷¸ö·À¶¾Ãæ¾ßÂð but do you really need to wear a gas mask?
×ÖÄ» Oh, this isn't for the powder.
×ÖÄ» There's a hundred people here eating chili.
×ÖÄ» Do you wanna breathe that air?
×ÖÄ» You're right. Got another one of those?
×ÖÄ» Grade-a hot beef coming through.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah, and I've got my chili, too.
×ÖÄ» Hoo-hoo!
×ÖÄ» You know, I'm glad they
×ÖÄ» put us next to each other this year, Chucky.
×ÖÄ» I won't have to walk so far to laugh in your face when I win.
×ÖÄ» - Oh! - You got burned...
×ÖÄ» Like my tongue will be when I eat Dez's chili.
×ÖÄ» What up?!
×ÖÄ» Blondie, you wouldn't know
×ÖÄ» good chili if it knocked on your door and said...
×ÖÄ» "Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm good chili".
×ÖÄ» Chili wouldn't do that.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Dez, I'm here to take my test on Chile.
×ÖÄ» Nelson, I want you to taste test my chili,
×ÖÄ» not take a test on the country of Chile.
×ÖÄ» Aw, nartz!
×ÖÄ» You mean I learned Santiago is the capital of Chile for nothing?
×ÖÄ» Well, we have two hours to kill while my chili simmers.
×ÖÄ» Great. That'll give me time to get Ally's dress
×ÖÄ» and get the necklace from her Grandma.
×ÖÄ» Nelson, ready to test my chili?
×ÖÄ» Well?
×ÖÄ» It's not hot at all.
×ÖÄ» Ugh! You have an unusually high tolerance for spicy food.
×ÖÄ» I'll know my chili's hot enough to win when you can taste it.
×ÖÄ» I mean, if a regular person tasted my chili right now,
×ÖÄ» they'd be sweating like crazy. They wouldn't be able to speak.
×ÖÄ» Their mouths would be so on fire,
×ÖÄ» they'd chug a fruit juice just to ease the pain.
×ÖÄ» But they'd quickly realize that the acids
×ÖÄ» from the fruit would only make it hurt worse.
×ÖÄ» Hopefully, they'd realize that
×ÖÄ» the only thing that can ease the pain is milk.
×ÖÄ» Hey, gimme that!
×ÖÄ» And that's why you're my taste tester, Nelson.
×ÖÄ» Austin, quit sitting around. You gotta go get Ally's stuff.
×ÖÄ» You shrunk the bath towels!
×ÖÄ» You spill wheat grass juice
×ÖÄ» everywhere and left it for me to clean up.
×ÖÄ» And you make wheat grass juice too strong.
×ÖÄ» Look, you stained my hands.
×ÖÄ» All I did was ask for a raise.
×ÖÄ» A simple yes or no would have been fine.
×ÖÄ» No raise!
×ÖÄ» Sorry about your feet.
×ÖÄ» The good news is Miami Music magazine will probably
×ÖÄ» only shoot you from the waist up.
×ÖÄ» That volumizer I put in your hair is gonna make it look great.
×ÖÄ» There's only one way to find out.
×ÖÄ» Um...
×ÖÄ» Maybe we can get the
×ÖÄ» photographer to focus on that pretty smile of yours.
×ÖÄ» You drank the wheat grass, didn't you?
×ÖÄ» Yes, why?
×ÖÄ» - What? Want some? - Mnh-mnh.
×ÖÄ» How do my teeth look?
×ÖÄ» Much better.
×ÖÄ» But I would still smile with my mouth closed for the picture.
×ÖÄ» I can't do the photo shoot looking like this.
×ÖÄ» Look, we'll fix your teeth. We'll fix your hair.
×ÖÄ» And if we can't, we'll put a hat on.
×ÖÄ» Just relax.
×ÖÄ» Here, put your hands in this paraffin wax.
×ÖÄ» It's really soothing.
×ÖÄ» I don't think I can re...
×ÖÄ» Ooh, that does kind of feel nice.
×ÖÄ» See? And I'll put this face mask on you.
×ÖÄ» I'll have you looking and feeling as good as new.
×ÖÄ» Close your eyes...
×ÖÄ» Relax.
×ÖÄ» Hi, you're here for your massage, right?
×ÖÄ» I'm so sorry. Ingrid went home sick.
×ÖÄ» Come back tomorrow.
×ÖÄ» Hi, Ingrid. I'm ready for my massage.
×ÖÄ» Can you taste the heat?
×ÖÄ» I taste a Second Place certificate.
×ÖÄ» - Ugh! -
×ÖÄ» Come here, little feller, and taste some real chili.
×ÖÄ» My chili's so hot, you have
×ÖÄ» to stick your tongue in fire to cool it off.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
×ÖÄ» My chili's so hot,
×ÖÄ» it's the second leading cause of Global Warming.
×ÖÄ» Well, my chili's so hot,
×ÖÄ» you have to put a smoke
×ÖÄ» detector in your underwear before you eat it.
×ÖÄ» My chili's so hot, they're thinking about renaming the sun...
×ÖÄ» "My chili".
×ÖÄ» Yeah, well, my chili's so hot, it...
×ÖÄ» It...
×ÖÄ» What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad.
×ÖÄ» I also won first place in the smack talk showdown.
×ÖÄ» You know what? That's it!
×ÖÄ» Hey, Dez, I got Ally's stuff.
×ÖÄ» Oh, sorry it took so long. Ally lied.
×ÖÄ» It was the boring story Grandma.
×ÖÄ» Apparently, this necklace has been in the family for 200 years.
×ÖÄ» It was originally a gift to a Duchess from a pirate.
×ÖÄ» Wow, a pirate?
×ÖÄ» Or it could have been a pilot.
×ÖÄ» It was hard to tell. Granny didn't have her teeth in.
×ÖÄ» Whoa, did you just put that whole jar in there?
×ÖÄ» Yep. I am not losing to that cow-jerk again.
×ÖÄ» Taste this, Nelson.
×ÖÄ» It's got a whole jar of Your Mommy Pepper in it.
×ÖÄ» Well?
×ÖÄ» Mommy!
×ÖÄ» Whoa! The necklace.
×ÖÄ» Get a ladle, quick.
×ÖÄ» - Where'd the pot go? - It's on the judges' table.
×ÖÄ» All the pots look the same.
×ÖÄ» There's no way to know which one has the necklace in it.
×ÖÄ» We are in so much trouble.
×ÖÄ» That's right. You're in trouble.
×ÖÄ» Your chili's so bad, when people are having a bad day,
×ÖÄ» they say they're having a Dez's chili day.
×ÖÄ» I think I'm having a Dez's chili day.
×ÖÄ» We've gotta find that necklace.
×ÖÄ» Okay, but we gotta be careful.
×ÖÄ» I don't wanna do anything that might make me lose the cook-off.
×ÖÄ» Excuse me. Could you tell me which chili's mine?
×ÖÄ» I just need to check it real quick.
×ÖÄ» Step away from the chili!
×ÖÄ» No one touches these pots until after the blind taste test.
×ÖÄ» For all I know, you could be sabotaging someone else's chili.
×ÖÄ» Do I look like someone that would do that?
×ÖÄ» Do I look like someone who collects porcelain cats?
×ÖÄ» We've all got things to hide.
×ÖÄ» But there's something special in that pot.
×ÖÄ» I'll be the Judge of that.
×ÖÄ» Literally. Because I'm the Judge.
×ÖÄ» So you're saying there's
×ÖÄ» no way I can touch my chili just for a sec?
×ÖÄ» - Oh, there's a way. - Great.
×ÖÄ» - If you want to be disqualified. - Oh! Never.
×ÖÄ» Now get out of here. I don't want any beef from you.
×ÖÄ» Literally. Because I'm judging Vegetarian chilis.
×ÖÄ» What are we gonna do now?
×ÖÄ» We're gonna look through all this chili
×ÖÄ» without letting anyone know what we're doing.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Judge.
×ÖÄ» How do you become a chili Judge?
×ÖÄ» Do you Judge any other foods?
×ÖÄ» Stew, breakfast cereals, cobblers?
×ÖÄ» Hey, look, it's a space shuttle!
×ÖÄ» Here's my idea. I'm gonna throw this football to that Judge.
×ÖÄ» When he tries to catch it, he'll drop his bowl on the floor.
×ÖÄ» Then we'll be able to see if
×ÖÄ» the necklace is in it, it's a foolproof plan.
×ÖÄ» Hey, catch.
×ÖÄ» Okay, if we can't get to the chili from the top,
×ÖÄ» we'll go in from the bottom.
×ÖÄ» Dez, I don't think this is such a good idea.
×ÖÄ» No necklace, but I'm pretty
×ÖÄ» sure I know which one's coming in last place.
×ÖÄ» Two words... nas...
×ÖÄ» Tee.
×ÖÄ» Your skin is gonna look so good in this photo.
×ÖÄ» Huh.
×ÖÄ» What do you mean huh?
×ÖÄ» Did I say huh?
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry. I meant to say your entire face is pink.
×ÖÄ» What?!
×ÖÄ» Hair dye?
×ÖÄ» Seriously?
×ÖÄ» My hair, my teeth and now my face?
×ÖÄ» Well, there's nothing else to mess up.
×ÖÄ» Um, Trish, my hands are stuck.
×ÖÄ» I stand corrected.
×ÖÄ» Help me.
×ÖÄ» Wow, this stuff is sticky.
×ÖÄ» How have you not been fired?
×ÖÄ» Actually, I was fired two hours ago.
×ÖÄ» Madame Trinka's right. I'm the worst.
×ÖÄ» I just wanted you to have a nice time before your photo shoot,
×ÖÄ» and now I've ruined everything.
×ÖÄ» I'm so sorry, Ally.
×ÖÄ» It's okay. I know you meant well.
×ÖÄ» I'm also sorry that I just put
×ÖÄ» my hands on my face because now they're stuck!
×ÖÄ» - Oh! -
×ÖÄ» Ah! Ah!
×ÖÄ» Those aren't supposed to be there.
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry, it's not funny. It's not funny.
×ÖÄ» - No. - No.
×ÖÄ» Aw, man, they're passing the chili out to everyone.
×ÖÄ» Oh, great. I can't wait to see their reactions to my chili.
×ÖÄ» I'm sure to win.
×ÖÄ» My point is there's too much chili to look through.
×ÖÄ» We're never gonna find the necklace.
×ÖÄ» Uh-oh, here comes Ally and Trish.
×ÖÄ» Hmm. There's something different about you guys.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, her face is pink, and I don't have any eyebrows.
×ÖÄ» No, that's not it.
×ÖÄ» Ally, there's something we have to tell you.
×ÖÄ» - I'll tell her. - I'll tell her.
×ÖÄ» - No, I'll tell her. - No, I'll tell her.
×ÖÄ» - Fine, you tell her. - Fine, you tell her.
×ÖÄ» - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking. - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking.
×ÖÄ» Guys, will one of you just tell us what's going...
×ÖÄ» - Oh, come on! - Oh, come on!
×ÖÄ» Ally, I lost your Grandmother's necklace.
×ÖÄ» What?! That necklace has been in my family forever.
×ÖÄ» Granny's gonna be so devastated.
×ÖÄ» We can still find it.
×ÖÄ» It's in one of those bowls of chili. I just don't know which one.
×ÖÄ» I didn't wanna have to do this
×ÖÄ» because it could mean I lose the chili cook-off but
×ÖÄ» for you, Ally.
×ÖÄ» Attention, chili fans.
×ÖÄ» There's a hidden necklace in one of these pots or bowls of chili.
×ÖÄ» Whoever finds it wins $1,000!
×ÖÄ» - Do any of you guys have $1,000? - No.
×ÖÄ» We better find it before anyone else does.
×ÖÄ» Wait, stop. You're ruining the cook-off!
×ÖÄ» We've gone through all the chili and no one's found my necklace.
×ÖÄ» Wait...
×ÖÄ» - There's one bowl left. - Oh!
×ÖÄ» The necklace has gotta be in there.
×ÖÄ» Then that must be my chili.
×ÖÄ» Since it's the only one left for
×ÖÄ» the judges to taste, I'm automatically gonna win.
×ÖÄ» Not so fast, Red.
×ÖÄ» If I get that bowl first, you ain't winning nothing.
×ÖÄ» Looks like it's just me and you, Chucky.
×ÖÄ» This Mall ain't big enough for the both of us.
×ÖÄ» Actually, the Mall's capacity is 2,847,
×ÖÄ» and that doesn't include parking lots.
×ÖÄ» Proceed.
×ÖÄ» That chili's mine.
×ÖÄ» I'm finally gonna beat you.
×ÖÄ» Not if I dump it out first.
×ÖÄ» Draw.
×ÖÄ» - I got it! - Woo!
×ÖÄ» Let me just...
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Dez. That was really sweet.
×ÖÄ» By the way, one of you owes me $1,000.
×ÖÄ» Grandma, I won the chili cook-off this year!
×ÖÄ» Make room on your 'fridge for my first place ribbon.
×ÖÄ» Actually, make room for two.
×ÖÄ» I plan on winning the barbecue sauce cook-off, too.
×ÖÄ» Not so fast, Red.
×ÖÄ» - Gotta go, Grandma. -
×ÖÄ» The barbecue sauce with the strongest flavor wins.
×ÖÄ» And that's gonna be mine.
×ÖÄ» My sauce is so strong, it can do 50 one-handed push-ups.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah?
×ÖÄ» Well, my sauce is so strong,
×ÖÄ» it won an olympic gold medal in weightlifting.
×ÖÄ» My sauce is so strong, when Superheroes are in trouble...
×ÖÄ» They call my sauce for help.
×ÖÄ» My sauce is so strong,
×ÖÄ» it's doing a buddy cop movie with The Rock.
×ÖÄ» My sauce is so strong,
×ÖÄ» they're thinking about renaming Hercules...
×ÖÄ» "My sauce-ules".
×ÖÄ» Okay, that one doesn't even make sense.