1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,000 ■ 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,000 本字幕由 YYeTs人人影视 修正调整 欢迎爱好者加入我们 www.YYeTs.com 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,000 ■ 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,000 字幕来源： 影视帝国 字幕处理：~penny~ 后期：~penny~ 5 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,540 老兄 你有看到这些辣妹们吗? Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 6 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,580 你看 看 天呀 Look, look. Oh, God. 7 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,340 爸 拜托你... Dad, listen, could you just... 8 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,170 今天别丢我的脸好吗? Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay? 9 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,680 -丢你的脸? -今天不要 -Embarrass you? -Not today. 10 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,690 儿子 你整个暑假都闷闷不乐 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed 11 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:06,350 因为你女友跟特兰德那帅小子跑了 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent. 12 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:09,270 你得出去打几个炮 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass! 13 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,670 才能忘了她 It's the only way to get your mind off her. 14 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,360 -对 对 我就是指这个 -是 什么? -Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. -Yes, huh? 15 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,500 "打几个炮?" 拜托 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on. 16 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,540 等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait. 17 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,170 -让我来教你 -不 不 不 不 -I'll show you how it's done. -Oh, no. No, no, no. 18 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:22,000 -看好了 观察学习 -麻烦你开车 -Watch this. just watch and learn. -Just please drive. 19 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,030 抱歉 小姐们? 你们好 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi. 20 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:27,340 -这是我儿子 艾力克 -嗨 -This is my son, Erik. -Hi. 21 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,180 他刚搬进来 And he's moving in today, 22 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,440 我们想请问你们愿不愿意 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested 23 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,330 带他去玩玩? in showing him a good time? 24 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,310 不了 多谢 No, thanks. 25 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:42,510 抱歉 I'm sorry. 26 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,770 他像匹种马 跟他老爸一个样! He's a stallion, just like his old man! 27 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:45,960 不 爸 拜托! No, Dad, come on! 28 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:47,690 我试了 艾力克 Well, I tried, Erik. 29 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,450 谢谢你喔 我现在得转学 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer. 30 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,020 -儿子 儿子? -干嘛 -Son, son? -Yeah. 31 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,170 我给你看样东西 I want to show you something. 32 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,590 这是所有我上过的女孩的名单 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. 33 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,220 真的假的? Are you serious? 34 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,620 -双面的吗? 是耶! 赞! -是耶! -Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! -It is! 35 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,920 嗯 追上你老爸是个不错的目标 Yeah. It's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man. 36 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,500 爸 妈的名字为什么不在上面? Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there? 37 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,150 我们没告诉你 但在你三岁时 We didn't tell you, but when you were three, 38 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,560 我们尝试分居一周 we had a trial separation for a week. 39 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,150 尝试... Trial... 40 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,270 爸 光是那个礼拜就有十个名字 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone. 41 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:24,010 嗯 我那时赶着想一杆进18洞吧 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there. 42 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,330 那是我妈的名字吗? Is that my mom's name? 43 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:27,820 嗯 我想这我还是自己留着吧 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that. 44 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,510 快点 来卸东西吧! Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here! 45 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,130 -抱歉 -古斯 搬箱子 -I'm sorry. -Cooze, grab a box. 46 00:02:33,940 --> 00:02:35,470 -你上了他妈吗? -嗯 -Did you have sex with his mom? -Yeah. 47 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,840 怎么样? How was it? 48 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:48,170 哗! 这地方真棒! Wow! This place is amazing. 49 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,120 嗨 Hi. 50 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,070 老天 到处都是女孩子 God, there are girls everywhere. 51 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,820 这是我房间 This is my room. 52 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,000 我们不是室友还是有点烂 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together. 53 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,200 随便啦 不过在走廊下去一点而已 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall. 54 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,000 况且我是单人房 Besides, I got a single. 55 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,860 -帮我拿着 我去找厕所 -好 -Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. -All right. 56 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,610 马上回来 I'll be right back. 57 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,520 嗨 你好吗? 我是麦克古斯曼 很高兴认识你 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you. 58 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,020 哗 这真得花些时间习惯 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to. 59 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:22,930 嗯 这不是男生厕所吗? Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom? 60 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,870 不 是共用的 所有的宿舍都如此 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this. 61 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,460 酷 共用 嗯 Cool, coed, yeah. 62 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,600 别担心 我不会偷看的 Don't worry. I won't peek. 63 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:33,550 嗯 我也不会...我也不会偷看的 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either. 64 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:36,400 -我是艾希莉 你叫什么? -我是艾力克 -I'm Ashley, what's your name? -I'm Erik. 65 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:41,390 -很高兴认识你 艾力克 -幸会 -Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. -It's nice to meet you, too. 66 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:46,030 你能不能将洗发精递给我? 就在那里 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there. 67 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:49,490 -嗯 请稍等一下 好吗? -谢谢 -Yeah. just give me a minute here, okay? -Thanks. 68 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,830 艾力克? Erik? 69 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,800 艾力克? Erik? 70 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,760 帮个忙 好吗? A little help here? 71 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,180 骑上大白鲸 宝贝! Ride the white whale, baby! 72 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,500 骑上大白鲸 Ride the white whale. 73 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,640 -好 -老天 老兄 抱歉 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry. 74 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,700 抱歉 门没... I'm sorry, the door was... 75 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,200 -你一定是艾力克 -我是 -Hey, you must be Erik. -I am. 76 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,410 -我是巴比 -嗨 -I'm Bobby. -Hi. 77 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,790 -嗨 -嗨 嗨 -Hey. -Hey, hey. 78 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,680 -进来啊 -不 不 不 这... -Come on in, man. -No, no, no. It's... 79 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,490 你们忙你们的 我等会再回来 You guys are busy. I can come back later. 80 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:35,600 听着 这也是你房间 Okay, listen. This is your place, too, 81 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:38,030 别管玛姬了 她又不害羞 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy. 82 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,550 不 她不 No, she's not. 83 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:42,980 -坐下吧 你要喝啤酒吗? -不 -Sit down. You want a beer? -No. 84 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,910 -你确定? -嗯 -You sure? -Yeah. 85 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,170 你饿吗? 玛姬烤的香肠一级棒 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst. 86 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,750 -不 我刚吃了三明治 谢了 -好吧 -No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. -All right. 87 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:53,790 -你从那来的? -东大瀑布市 -Where're you from? -East Great Falls. 88 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,560 东大瀑布市 East Great Falls. 89 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,160 慢点 狼女 Slow down, sassy pants. 90 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:02,570 好吗 宝贝? 我在聊天 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation. 91 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,040 嗯 Yeah. 92 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:08,740 -大学! 我们一生中最好的时光! -嗯 -College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! -Yeah. 93 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,470 -喔... -击掌 -Oh, high... -High-five. 94 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,860 你要不要加入? You wanna jump in on this? 95 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,160 -玛姬最爱这套了 -不 不 玛姬 不 不 -Come on. Margie loves it. -No, no, no. Margie, no, no. 96 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,080 是 是 不 不 我很好 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good. 97 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,030 听着 很高兴见到你们 Look, it was very nice to meet you,Bobby and Margie. 98 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,400 我只是上来换裤子的 Actually, I just came to change my pants here. 99 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,050 我刚刚不小心打翻饮料 I spilled a drink on it earlier 100 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,550 你又在玩角色扮演吗? Are you role-playing again? 101 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:32,910 说安全句子 宝贝 说安全... Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe... 102 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:33,760 宝贝? 你噎到了吗? Baby? Are you choking? 103 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,460 -老兄 她好像噎到了! -什么? -Dude, I think she's choking! -What? 104 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:38,860 她好像噎到了 你帮帮她 I think she's choking. You gotta do something. 105 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,920 -帮帮她 -我无能为力! -Do something. -I can't do anything! 106 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,480 我现在给绑得像只火鸡 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey. 107 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,610 -等等 从这 -快 -Hold on. From the spot. -Come on 108 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,770 -喔 -呼吸 -Oh. -Breathe. 109 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,390 这些东西怎么办... What do you want me to do with all this... 110 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,540 -你要我怎么... -出来! Get out! 111 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,990 -艾力克? 不! -抱歉 -Erik? No! -Sorry. 112 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,990 这就对了 儿子! All right, son! 113 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,350 对! 姓史提夫的就得这样 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about. 114 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,620 -不 不 不 她噎到了 -就是这样! -No, no, no. She was choking. -That's it! 115 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,130 -我在帮她 -史提夫就是这样上大学 -I was helping her. -That's how Stiflers do college. 116 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,680 给这些孩子们些隐私 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy. 117 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,670 干得好 继续 Doing good. Keep it up. 118 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,590 我不是要吓你 室友 但我来了 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came. 119 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:39,530 女士们 Hey, ladies. 120 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:46,150 罗拉强森与莎拉柯曼住这吗? ls this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live? 121 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:50,090 嗯 我是罗拉强森 这是我的室友莎拉 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara. 122 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:51,950 我是德怀史提夫 My name is Dwight Stifler. 123 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:53,510 我是迎新委员会的 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee, 124 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:55,890 我被派来带你们两位小姐 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies 125 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:57,960 参观整个校区 on a guided tour of the entire campus. 126 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:00,590 -真好 -嗯 -That's so sweet. -Yeah. 127 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,700 我们需要打扮吗? Should we wear anything special? 128 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:09,230 老兄 里面不可能每个都是学生吧 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here. 129 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,140 看 他捧着她的胸 Look, he's holding her boob. 130 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,360 的确 He is. 131 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:16,070 不 真的是 我已经订了一年了 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year. 132 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:17,770 真不错 That'll be good. 133 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,650 那可不是香水广告 That's not a cologne ad. 134 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:24,100 我用那本打了无数次的手枪 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count. 135 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,780 你很好闻 You smell pretty. 136 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,410 -抱歉 -谁要你这样 -Sorry. -That was so uncalled for. 137 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:40,270 -哗 -这是艾力克史提夫的房间吗? -Wow. -Is this Erik Stifler's room? 138 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,730 是 Yeah. 139 00:07:48,530 --> 00:07:50,500 欢迎入学 小子们 Welcome to college, boys. 140 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:53,990 嗯 我不会骗你 我认真的 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. 141 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,880 大部份的姐妹会都不收 没有3P经验的人 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome. 142 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,090 那证明你能适应团体生活 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic, 143 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:00,520 并表示你准备好成为姐妹 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood. 144 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,700 懂我的意思吗? You know what I'm saying? 145 00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:03,110 -真的? -嗯 -Really? -Yeah. 146 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:04,360 这家伙是谁? Oh, man. Who is this guy? 147 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,950 老兄 他可是我们进大学的原因 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here. 148 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,690 好的 兄弟们 Here we are, boys. 149 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,520 天啊 她好辣 Oh, man, she's hot. 150 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:14,440 -你喜欢吗? -赞毙了 -You like that? -That was awesome. 151 00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:16,460 我偶尔也会回馈一下 I like to give a little bit back every now and then. 152 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:20,360 -嗨 洗澡伙伴! -喔 嗨 -Hey, hey, shower buddy! -Oh, hey. Hi. 153 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,570 洗澡伙伴? Shower buddy? 154 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,530 嗯 我今天下午洗澡时认识艾力克 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon. 155 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,530 -真的? -嗯 -Really? -Yeah. 156 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,420 对啊 男女共用厕所 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah. 157 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:30,380 花了我将近三年的时间 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees 158 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,680 才让理事会批准 物超所值 to approve that one. Worth it. 159 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:34,540 喔 艾希莉 嗨 这是... Oh, Ashley, hi. This... 160 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:36,910 大家 这是艾希莉 艾希莉 这是大家 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone. 161 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:37,990 嗨 大家 Hi, everybody. 162 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,880 这是我的室友 黛妮丝 她是从乔治亚州来的 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia. 163 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,500 你们好 Hey, y'all. 164 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,830 不是我说 如假包换的郝思嘉 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara. 165 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:46,990 喔 Oh, my. 166 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,530 你们该不是要走了? Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you? 167 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:51,790 嗯 我们要去ESK姐妹会的酒会 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House. 168 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,890 不 不 不 不 书呆子屋? 不 相信我 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me. 169 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:56,180 我想留下 但... I wanna stay but... 170 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,580 但我们答应了 所以... But we promised, so... 171 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,880 加上 艾希莉觉得这个派对 有点没格调 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit declasse. 172 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,090 什么? 低级吗? What? Like sleazy? 173 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:04,940 嘿 宝贝 你好吗 甜心? 拿瓶啤酒 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer. 174 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,500 不 你完全会错意了 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing. 175 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:09,260 我只是办了个小聚会罢了 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of, 176 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,920 显现我们学校的精神 you know, demonstrate our school spirit 177 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,390 我们对这所大学的执着 and our, you know, dedication to this university. 178 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,110 贝塔屋最赞! Beta House fucking rules! 179 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:25,320 真有品 Real classy. 180 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:28,200 -艾力克 很高兴又见到你 -嗯 -Erik, it was really nice to see you again. -Yeah. 181 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:30,120 -下次见 -嗯 再见 -Guys, till next time. -Yeah, see you. 182 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,460 -拜拜 -拜 -Bye, guys. -Bye. 183 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,290 -很高兴认识你 -再见 -It's nice to meet you. -See you. 184 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:36,210 嘿 史提夫 这书呆子屋是怎么回事? Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House? 185 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,550 嗯 我连听都没听过 Yeah, I never even heard of it. 186 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:42,350 我知道书呆子屋听来无害 但他们简直是场恶梦 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare. 187 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,620 他们几十年来都是联谊会 They were a social club for decades, 188 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,020 直到一群凯子书呆子跑来散财 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around, 189 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,360 盖了个新屋子 并取得新的许可证 built the house, got a new charter. 190 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,790 书呆子兄弟会? A geek fraternity? 191 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,930 想加入的话 联考好像得考满分 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores. 192 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,080 然后再转个两百万到我瑞士的帐户 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account. 193 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,020 然后他们在对你做身家调查 Then they check your family tree 194 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,560 算算你将来的收入潜力 and calculate future earnings potential. 195 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:02,180 不 我是说60买进 不是卖出 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired! 196 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:03,940 他们有亿万富翁的校友 They got billionaire alumni. 197 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,220 嘿 不过十万 Hey, it's only 100 grand. 198 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:09,960 他们主宰学生自治会 全体教职员都爱死他们了 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them. 199 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,930 更别提是女人了 But don't even get me started on the women. 200 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:17,320 他们吸引了全校最辣的女生 They attract the hottest women from the entire school. 201 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,870 谁会想跟一屋子的书呆子混在一起? who want's to hang out with a house full of geeks? 202 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,090 外面可是个新世界 It's a new world out there. 203 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:25,930 这些女人发现书呆子们 将来都会是百万富翁 These women realize that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires 204 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,140 毕业后即刻 right out of school. 205 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,540 她们调整了她们的筑巢习性 They've just adjusted their nesting habit. 206 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,570 嘿 别担心 好玩的还是在贝塔屋 不是吗? Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right? 207 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:40,930 小心! 史提夫 评审要开始了 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin. 208 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,210 评审? Judging? 209 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,330 喔 贝塔屋从不令人失望 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints. 210 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,760 -真的假的? 每次都这样吗? -次次如此 -Are you serious? It's always like this? -All the time. 211 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:03,270 -这些女孩很夸张 -夸张 -These girls are ridiculous. -Ridiculous. 212 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:04,330 快拿笔记板 Get the clipboard. 213 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:14,310 甜心 你真坏 我要罚你留在课堂 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class. 214 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:18,540 把尺拿来 我很不乖 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad. 215 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,610 这边这个小腹很漂亮 And this one over here's got great abs. 216 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,530 她们就宛如刚烤出炉的小面包 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven. 217 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,180 这是我想过最赞的点子! This is the best idea I've ever had! 218 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,060 她要秀出来了 她要秀出来了 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out. 219 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,720 满分! Perfect 10! 220 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,190 -贝塔! 贝塔! -贝塔! 贝塔! -Beta! Beta! -Beta! Beta! 221 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:51,840 先生与女士们 这所大学堕落了 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university. 222 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:56,640 性 酒精 粗俗 愚蠢 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity. 223 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,990 这曾经是一所备受尊重的高等学府 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning. 224 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:04,060 我们在此宣告这大学的新世纪 We are declaring a new age at this university. 225 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,510 学生的价值 An age in which a student's worth 226 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:08,160 不再是由他体内的酒精浓度决定 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level, 227 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,080 而是他的成绩 but rather, his GPA. 228 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,390 我们成立这兄弟会是为了让这国家 We formed this fraternity 229 00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,840 对书呆子改观 to change the way geeks are thought of in this country. 230 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:19,900 但历史证明 But as history has proven, 231 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,820 当一新文明窜起时 for a new civilization to emerge, 232 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,540 另一个必须毁灭 another must crumble. 233 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,850 我们必须摧毁贝塔 We must destroy the Betas. 234 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,840 嘿 史黛西 我的手都湿了 我打不开啤酒罐 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open. 235 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,730 你能帮我吗? Will you do it for me? 236 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:51,490 多谢了 那些健身小偏方 还挺有用的 是吗? Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh? 237 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,950 我们要如何才能加入贝塔? So what do we have to do to become Betas? 238 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,640 嗯 你们跟我当然是没问题 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me. 239 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,020 你们需要讨好新会员会长 卫希理 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley. 240 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,160 你们见过卫希理吗? -Have you guys met Wesley? -Uh-uh. 241 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,610 还没? 好 他在隔壁间 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room. 242 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,230 来 我为你介绍 跟我来 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me. 243 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,980 别被他的外表蒙骗 Don't be fooled by his appearance. 244 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,380 他的外号叫昏黑小子 His nickname is the Blackout Menace. 245 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,300 他是个高才生 He's a perfect student, 246 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:17,320 除了喝烂醉的习惯 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, 247 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:20,550 完全昏迷 闯了滔天大罪 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, 248 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,370 却浑然不知 and never remembering a thing. 249 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,420 对不起? 这班飞机的目的地是? Excuse me. Where is this plane going to? 250 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,430 底特律 Detroit. 251 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,900 谢天谢地 Thank God. 252 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,370 好的 抱歉 从哪起飞的? All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from? 253 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,970 曼谷 Bangkok. 254 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,150 -那是谁的孩子? -你的 你昨天领养了他 -Whose kid is that? -Yours. You adopted him yesterday. 255 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,800 恭喜你 Congratulations. 256 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,460 嘿 小兄弟 Hey, buddy. 257 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,190 真的假的? Are you serious? 258 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:08,040 是啊 上礼拜才将李松 送回他们的大使馆 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week. 259 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,240 小子差点引发国际事件 Kid nearly caused an international incident. 260 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,090 卫希理! Wesley! 261 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:17,220 抱歉打扰 卫希理 这是我堂弟与他的朋友们 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies. 262 00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:19,040 -嗨 -嘿 -Hi. -Hey. 263 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,520 -是艾力克吗? -嗯 -Erik, right? -Yeah. 264 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,580 麦克古斯曼 我去年怎么没见过你? Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year? 265 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,820 我那时在墨西哥的监狱里 我自己挖出来的 I was in a Mexican Jail. I had to tunnel my way out. 266 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,160 但我刚好赶上了期末考 But I made it back in time for finals 267 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,850 贝塔的精神就是这样 which is what we're all about here at Beta, 268 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:32,420 教育 education. 269 00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:34,180 没错 Right. 270 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,090 -你想跳舞吗? -嗯 -You wanna dance? -Yeah. 271 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,750 我们去骚吧 Let's get sexy. 272 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,210 你好了吗? Hey, you ready? 273 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,730 今晚有上百个饥渴的辣妹 看你的了 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you. 274 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,240 来吧 宝贝! 来吧! Get some, baby! Get some! 275 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:24,480 说我不负责任 Call me irresponsible 276 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,850 说我不牢靠 Call me unreliable 277 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,720 开什么玩笑! Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 278 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:36,330 你要开始喝了吗? 我非常需要个助手 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man. 279 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,680 我今晚不喝了 布尔 我昨晚玩得太凶了 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week. 280 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,650 喔 是吗? 是吗? 没关系 Oh, really? Really? That's fine. 281 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,960 那我只好告诉这些美丽的女士们 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies 282 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,700 某个兄弟与墨西哥人妖的故事! about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite! 283 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,590 好啦 好啦 好啦 All right, all right, all right. 284 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,700 就一杯 One drink. 285 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,130 好 一杯 Yeah, just one. 286 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,130 嘿 Hey. 287 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,500 你怎么了? What the hell's with you, man? 288 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,700 你看不到周围这些正妹吗? Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face? 289 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,940 嗯 我看到了...满酷的 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool. 290 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,890 当然酷 你应该要加入阵局! Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up! 291 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:27,870 你们 只是... You guys, it's just... 292 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,180 记得去年吗? 我们来这 好玩得要死 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life. 293 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,510 我做了些这辈子都没梦想过会做的事 You know, I did stuff I never would have dreamed I would've ever done, 294 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:34,920 改变了我 and I kind of figured it would change me. 295 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,830 嗯 是 你不是就喝醉然后裸奔吗? Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right? 296 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,100 但你跟姐妹会的一个辣妹搞砸了 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick 297 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,440 就跑回家跟你的小女友上床 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend. 298 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,460 嗯 艾力克 那招在高中时或许有用 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school, 299 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,470 -但这不是高中 -不 -but this isn't high school. -No. 300 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,680 或许你们是对的 I guess you guys are right. 301 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,570 听着 大学是你唯一 可从头开始的机会 好吗? Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay? 302 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,990 你要按下那重设键 You get to hit the reset button on life. 303 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,060 你可成为任何你想要成为的人 You get to be anybody you wanna be. 304 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,950 -从来没这样想过 -嗯 喝了它 -Never thought of it like that before. -Yeah. Here, slug that. 305 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:04,100 -好孩子 茱莉 我堂兄弟 艾力克 -嘿 -That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. -Hey. 306 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,980 我要告诉你 辣妹比赛中 艾力克把票投给了你 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest, 307 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,320 而他是全家中最有女人缘的 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family, 308 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,300 我完全相信他的眼光 I totally trust his taste. 309 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,670 谢了 帅哥 Thanks, cutie. 310 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,780 -想跳舞吗 帅哥? -非常乐意 -You want to dance, gorgeous? -I'd love to. 311 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:19,140 想怎样都可以 嗯 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah. 312 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,130 哗 那可以收起来了吧 Wow, you can really put that away. 313 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,470 开玩笑? 这东西对我来说跟水一般 You kidding me? This stuff is like water to me. 314 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,470 嘿 嘿 大家 安静一下! Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second! 315 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,740 我们碰到小小的技术性困难 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch. 316 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:47,360 没什么大碍 稍后就好了 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute. 317 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,010 我可不这么认为 史提夫! I don't think so, Stifler! 318 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:54,470 你那过时的线路已经短路了 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits. 319 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,350 你的音乐恐怕整晚都不会回来了 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on for the rest of the night. 320 00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,450 别...别听他的 我们等会就能修复了 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute. 321 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,170 没差啦 因为根据杰克的计算 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations, 322 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,380 你所提供的酒 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought, 323 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,780 现在差不多要喝完了 you should be running out, just about now. 324 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,710 -放屁 -这些酒桶都空了! -Bullshit. -The fucking kegs are dry! 325 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,850 我们他妈的没酒了! We're out of fucking booze! 326 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,050 我知道 I know! 327 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,490 别吵了! 没关系 我们马上去补 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run. 328 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,920 或许可以这样 They could do that, 329 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,190 或者你们大伙可以来书呆子屋 or you can all come to the Geek House 330 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,210 我们的库存够喝上一个礼拜 where we have enough liquor to last a week, 331 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:29,000 还有随你饮的香槟 along with all the champagne you can drink. 332 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:34,400 我们还有温水泳池与足够的泳装 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone. 333 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,700 若你们想穿的话 That is, if you even want to wear one. 334 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,240 赞! Yeah! 335 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,430 他妈的开玩笑吗? Are you fucking kidding me? 336 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,380 大伙 你们自己选择 Oh, it's your choice, people. 337 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:47,550 -要待在这给人家吐在身上... -好 我先走了 -Stay here and get puked on... -Okay, I'm out of here. 338 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,440 -真抱歉... -或来参加贵宾式的派对 -So sorry... -Or come party, VlP style. 339 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,320 赞! All right! 340 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,550 浑帐艾格 Fucking Edgar. 341 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,740 那王八蛋还真懂得散财 不是吗? Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh? 342 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,430 是啊 Oh, yeah. 343 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:13,420 但这些白痴吐得女孩们一身 也无济于事 Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here barfed all over the chicks, either. 344 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,920 嗯 Yeah. 345 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,980 -抱歉 -你看来恶心死了 -Sorry about that. -You look disgusting. 346 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,720 -艾力克 拜托! -我来清理 -Erik, for crying out loud, man! -I'll clean it up. 347 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,150 又来了 Not again. 348 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,140 早安 性感的 Morning, sexy. 349 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,850 真屌的派对 不是吗? Some party, huh? 350 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,250 嘿 宝贝 你好吗? Hey, baby. How you doing? 351 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,180 不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no. 352 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,720 你感觉怎样 小弟? How you feeling there, cuz? 353 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,410 好多了 谢谢 A lot better. Thanks. 354 00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:00,000 甭谢了 我们是一家人 No need for thanks, we're family. 355 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,830 我先失陪了 我要去地下室 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement, 356 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:04,200 搞定些贝塔的事 take care of some official Beta business. 357 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,600 -尝尝碧雪煮的蛋吧 -好 -Have some of Peaches' eggs. -Okay. 358 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,580 好的 多谢 碧雪 All right. Thanks, Peaches. 359 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,750 喔 老兄 Oh, buddy. 360 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,320 -我喜欢这地方 -好家伙! -I love this place. -That a boy! 361 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,560 -赞 -不得了! 加油! -Yeah. -Off the hook! Work it! 362 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,380 大伙 这就是屌王吗? So, guys, the hard-on champ is in? 363 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,460 -没错! -好 -Yeah! -All right. 364 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,130 是 是 Aye, aye. 365 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,470 嗯 我爱死这家伙了 Yeah, I love this guy. 366 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,390 贝塔? 我爱贝塔! Beta? I love Beta! 367 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,270 整屋子最赞的咪咪... He had the best rack at the party... 368 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,550 我他妈的爱贝塔 宝贝! I fucking love Beta, baby! 369 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,420 闭嘴! 闭嘴! 大家安静点 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down. 370 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,800 我跟你说我不想喝 I told you I didn't want to drink. 371 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,460 看猪怎么叫! 看猪怎么叫! Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals! 372 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,180 赞成巴比古利基吗? All in favor of Bobby Coolidge? 373 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,400 -大家 -是 是 -Everyone. -Aye, aye. 374 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,390 -是 是 -是 是 -Aye, aye. -Aye, aye. 375 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,910 好的 好的 All right, all right. 376 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,690 -天啊! -老天! -Oh, man! -Jesus! 377 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,830 我靠! 哗! Holy crap! Wow! 378 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,530 这家伙真吃得开 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room. 379 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,730 让他加入吧 他定能吸引所有的女孩 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy. 380 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,330 对! Yeah! 381 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,910 不! Oh, no! 382 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:11,750 嘿 嘿 嘿! 好的 那是我堂弟 下手轻点 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy. 383 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,260 兄弟 并无恶意 好吗? No offense, brother, okay? 384 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,350 但我不确定你堂弟过得了关 But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man. 385 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:19,690 我同意布尔的想法 他是个不错的小子 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid, 386 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:22,310 但他放过了跟布兰蒂睡的机会 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man. 387 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,930 好啦 好啦 好啦 All right, all right, all right. 388 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,720 我知道艾力克错过了 跟一个女孩睡的机会 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl 389 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,750 而这房内任何一人 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room 390 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,610 若能上那女的 都不惜割掉一粒蛋蛋 would lop off your left nut to bang. 391 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,340 -是吗? -两粒 -Am I right? -Two nuts. 392 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,060 好 这就代表他不适合贝塔吗? All right, does that mean he's not Beta material? 393 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,500 -是! -嗯! -Yes! -Yeah! 394 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:38,790 他那时既年轻又无知并在恋爱 他...他很晚熟 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer. 395 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,740 他这学期会令你们刮目相看 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester. 396 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,010 不论如何 他是我家代代相传 所以有名额保障 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid. 397 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,970 你们都去死吧 So you can all fuck off. 398 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,520 -是 -是 是! -Aye. -Aye, aye! 399 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,310 最好是这样 婊子们 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches. 400 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:59,080 -嘿 -嗨 -Hey, you. -Hi. 401 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,010 -我们得停止这样见面 -嗯 -We have to stop meeting like this. -Yeah. 402 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,060 -你还好吧? -嗯 昨晚玩得太凶了 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I just had a really rough night. 403 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:13,530 黛妮丝好像对你朋友古斯有好感 You know, I think Denise has a crush on your friend, Cooze. 404 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,400 她觉得他很体帖 She thinks he's sweet. 405 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,150 -黛妮丝觉得古斯很体帖? -嗯 -Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? -Yeah. 406 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,130 -等等 其实... -艾力克 我... -Wait, actually... -Erik, I... 407 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:28,230 -我在想... -听着 我想... -I was thinking... -Look, I'm just thinking... 408 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,230 -你愿不愿意跟我出去一次? -好 -Do you wanna go out with me once? -Yeah. 409 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,590 -真的? -嗯 那样很好 -Really? -Yeah. That would be really nice. 410 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:37,890 好 再联... 对了 你的牙齿很漂亮 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way. 411 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,020 发生什么事? What's going on? 412 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,780 烂透了 Oh, man. This sucks. 413 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,550 嘿 别往那走 这边比较近 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker. 414 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,210 我刚还梦到超赞的三明治 I was just dreaming about this great sandwich. 415 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:11,070 -等等 我们在哪? -我没看到三明治啊 -Wait a second. Where are we? -I don't see any sandwiches here. 416 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,020 嘿 你们想看一样东西吗? Hey, guys. You wanna see something? 417 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,950 -好 -那是... -Yes. -That is... 418 00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:36,810 先生们 Gentlemen, 419 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,370 今天是你们一生中的第一天 today is the first day of the rest of your lives. 420 00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:45,390 你们几位是获得 参与贝塔屋资格的佼佼者 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House. 421 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,280 贝塔 宝贝! Beta, baby! 422 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,840 大多数的兄弟会入选 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing 423 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,320 跟我们都不大一样 a little bit differently than we do. 424 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,440 大多数的入选都包含了 许多精神上与肉体上的欺负 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing 425 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,080 目的是要让你们臣服 designed to break you down. 426 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,770 但在贝塔 But here at Beta, 427 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,500 我 德怀史提夫 l, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, 428 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,010 发明了套复杂的科学模式 have devised an elaborate scientific plan 429 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,050 来建立团队精神与手足之情 to build teamwork and brotherhood. 430 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,570 先生们 这是你们的入选布告 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board. 431 00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,430 布告板上有50项任务 On this pledge board are 50 tasks 432 00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:24,500 你们参选兄弟们必须在学期末 将他们完成 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end 433 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,230 才能成为贝塔一员 if you want to become Betas. 434 00:24:26,370 --> 00:24:28,340 首先 To start things off, 435 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,220 我们就从我最喜欢的第37项开始 I say we begin with my personal favorite, number 37. 436 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,900 好的 任务细节是 Okay, so here's the low-down. 437 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,770 你们其中一人必须 One of you has got to 438 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:48,760 让脱衣舞娘在屁股上签名并拍照为证 get your ass signed by a stripper with photo proof. All right? 439 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,010 好 我们去喝一杯 All right, we're gonna go get a drink. 440 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:52,250 -卫希理... -嗯 -Wesley... -Yeah. 441 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,330 别来烦我们 Don't bother us. 442 00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:58,880 好 谁想去试? Okay, who's gonna try and do this? 443 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:04,120 嘿 你们 这我包了 谁有笔? 这就够了 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do. 444 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:09,900 嘿 宝贝 不如趁我在上面时 Hey, baby, how's about 445 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,160 在我屁股上签个名吧? signing my ass while I'm up here? 446 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,700 她扁了古斯! 我们得去帮他! -She got Cooze! We gotta help him! -Wait, Bobby. 447 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,130 肥仔倒了! Down goes fatty! 448 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,900 脱衣舞娘干架! Stripper brawl! 449 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,420 史提夫 帮帮忙! Stifler, we need some help! 450 00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:35,390 喔 堂弟给撂倒了 真可怜 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame. 451 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:41,500 那应该会瘀青吧 That's gonna leave a big bruise. 452 00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:48,120 今晚这些女孩真疯狂 Those girls are wild tonight. 453 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,950 我坐牢时常上像你这样的弱女子 I used to fuck girls like you in prison. 454 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:58,520 -喔 我最爱看舞娘干架了 -谁不爱? -Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. -Who doesn't? 455 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,730 -她开头的! -你的烂鞋在这! -She started it! -Here's your fucking shoe! 456 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,330 什么? 我什么都没做 What? I didn't do anything. 457 00:26:05,470 --> 00:26:06,750 你拿只笔冲向她 You charged that stripper with a pen 458 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,370 像是要捅她后面似的 like you were going to shove it in her ass. 459 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:10,080 要是她的内裤闻起来像煎饼的话 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles, 460 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,360 你是不是会比较有反应... then you would have done something... 461 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,770 大家闭嘴! 闭嘴! Guys, shut up. Shut up! 462 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,680 -死肥子 说啊 -死肥子? -Fat. Say it, dude. -Fat idiot? 463 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,960 那 倒霉事总发生... There you go. Bad things happen to... 464 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:20,540 -嘿 美女 你在这上班吗? -是啊 甜心 -Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? -Yeah, sweetie. 465 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:22,680 是这样的 我们正在竞选贝塔屋 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now, 466 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:26,240 其中有一个任务是在屁股上签名... and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a... 467 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,790 要像你这类职业舞者的签名 A professional dancer like yourself. 468 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:32,470 我只是在想 我有这个荣幸能获得 你的签名吗? So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honor? 469 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:36,060 这不同于其他那些男生通常的技俩 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place. 470 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,200 -弯下去 -谢了 -Bend over. -Thanks. 471 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,900 对了 我叫艾力克史提夫 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way. 472 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,420 我帮毕业记念册拍一张 Let me get one for the year book. 473 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:46,800 笑得好 Nice smile. 474 00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:50,140 -你与德怀史提夫有关吗? -他是我堂兄 -You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? -He's my cousin. 475 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,790 -嘿 史提夫 -糖糖 你好吗 甜心? -Hey, Stifler. -Candy. How are you, sweetheart? 476 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:54,400 见到你真好 Good to see you. 477 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,060 我知道他的魅力是像谁了 I can see where he gets his charm from. 478 00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:00,150 -你要来看我喔 好吗? -你知道我会的 -You come see me soon, okay? -You know I will. 479 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,970 好的 男孩们 恭喜 任务37 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37. 480 00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:05,050 -搞定! 完成! -嗯 -ln the bag! Done! -Yeah. 481 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,600 大家 干得好 我们完成了第一个任务 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed. 482 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,550 那舞娘的假奶好像打伤了我的脸 I think that stripper's implant broke my face. 483 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,640 15号任务搞定 Task 15 is go. 484 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,580 偷驼鸟 Steal an ostrich. 485 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,530 -在系主任办公室打炮 -在901对女生唱情歌 -Have sex in the dean's office. -Serenade a woman at the 901. 486 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,010 喝一加仑的牛奶然后不尿尿 Drink a gallon of milk without pissing. 487 00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,270 在国际屋跳传统舞 Do a traditional dance at the international. 488 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,060 -开非法赌场 -开车到墨西哥 -Open an illegal casino. -Drive down to Mexico and get a tattoo. 489 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:42,840 灌酒灌到尿裤子 Get so drunk, you piss your pants. 490 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,340 我的老天爷! Sweet Caesar's ghost! 491 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,320 15 搞定 Fifteen, check. 492 00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:29,400 16 搞定 Sixteen, check. 493 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:51,230 -那是谁啊? -他是我的斯华西里语老师 -Who's that guy? -He's my swahili instructor. 494 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,220 我下礼拜要考试 I have my proficiency exam next week. 495 00:28:53,310 --> 00:28:54,820 -酷! -嗯 -Nice! -Yeah. 496 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:58,300 嘿 那是...为什么会有金锤在这? Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here? 497 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,850 那是古希腊奥运会的 It's from the Greek Olympiad. 498 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,280 是一系列包含技巧与越轨行为的竞赛 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behavior. 499 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,290 后来越来越过份 大学就将它禁止了 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life. 500 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,400 贝塔在其中可算是传奇喔 我们从未输过 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost. 501 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,360 -酷 -嗯 嗯 -Cool. Yeah. -Yeah. 502 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,920 对了 艾力克 要记得... Oh, and remember, Erik... 503 00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:23,330 嗯 Yeah. 504 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,130 斯华西里语 Swahili. 505 00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:32,280 -这地方不错吧? -嗯 -This place is swell, isn't it? -Yeah. 506 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,980 肥美多汁 Look at how juicy. 507 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,340 吸螃蟹? 哗 Sucking the crab? Wow. 508 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:39,100 -这很好玩 -嗯 这地方很棒 -This place is fun. -Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome. 509 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,240 我就觉得你会喜欢这里 I thought you'd like it here, you know. 510 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,320 我喜欢这锤子 I like this mallet. 511 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,100 -天啊 你还好吗? 给你 -没关系 -Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. -It's all right. 512 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,830 味道还不差 It doesn't really taste that bad. 513 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,510 老兄 不是我盖你 这女的对我索求无度 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me. 514 00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:58,360 我昨晚又上了她! I did her again last night! 515 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:01,250 真不敢相信 好小子! Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man! 516 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,910 我好像认识那女孩 I think I know that girl. 517 00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:04,890 不是所有兄弟会的男生都是那个样 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys. 518 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,290 我知道 我只是有点偏见 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion. 519 00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:09,250 真的? 为什么? Really? Why's that? 520 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,130 很平淡的故事 It's just the typical story. 521 00:30:11,230 --> 00:30:13,980 男孩遇到女孩 男孩去上大学 加入兄弟会 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat, 522 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,740 开始跟所有女孩上床 starts sleeping with every girl he can. 523 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,940 女孩发现后在寒假时就将他甩了 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break. 524 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:21,780 但那是高中时 我现在成熟精明多了 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now. 525 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,220 对 成熟精明 Right, older and wiser. 526 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:26,110 那你现在还跟一个 想入选兄弟会的人约会 And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat. 527 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,540 我知道 我在观察你 I know, and I'm watching you. 528 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:30,230 -吃完就跑 -嗯 -Dine and ditch. -Yeah. 529 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,380 那是我最爱的舞台剧... That's, like, one of my favorite plays of... 530 00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:35,060 -我的天! -我的天啊! 你还好吗? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? 531 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,440 帮帮忙! Little help here! 532 00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:44,340 你真好 You are just the sweetest. 533 00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:48,090 是你让我想这样 宝贝 You just bring it out in me, babe. 534 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,750 -太好了 -真的? -Perfect. -Yeah? 535 00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:00,630 -小心 我的脚很敏感 -真的? -Careful, my feet are real sensitive. -Really? 536 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:11,920 天啊 Oh, my. 537 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:15,510 我最喜欢脚底按摩了 I love foot massages. 538 00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:20,760 天啊! Oh, my! 539 00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,610 我不行! I can't! 540 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:44,280 -抱歉 -不 没关系 -I'm sorry. -No, that's cool. 541 00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:47,000 真的不要紧 It's totally fine, really. 542 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,210 让我来帮你吧 Here, let me just take care of you. 543 00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:55,840 好 Okay. 544 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,740 -喜欢吗? -天啊 嗯 -You like that? -God, yeah. 545 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,420 你跟我不相上下 You do that almost as good as I do. 546 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,440 感觉如何? How're you feeling? 547 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,550 嘿 很好 谢谢... Hey. Good, thanks. 548 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,820 -我看看 -喔 不 -Here, let me see. -Oh, no. 549 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,780 不 不 艾希莉... 你什么都不用做 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. 550 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:29,050 天啊 艾力克 你得擦点药 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. 551 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,010 不 只是有点红 No, it's just a little red. 552 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,040 让我来 Here, let me. 553 00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:37,400 真的不需要... It's really not necessary... 554 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,610 -痛不痛? -不 只是很冰 -Does it hurt? -No, it's just really cold. 555 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,100 -这样好些吗? -嗯 -Does that feel better? -Yeah. 556 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,700 哗! Wow! 557 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,710 -喔 天啊 -我连碰都没碰 -Oh, man! -I didn't even touch it. 558 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,120 不 没关系 No, it's no big deal. 559 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,170 我想我该当是种赞美 是吗? I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? 560 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,850 -抱歉 嗯 对不起 -没关系 -I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. -It's cool. 561 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,610 那软膏感觉很舒服 Wow, that cream feels good. 562 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,260 艾希莉 你要不要... Ash, you might wanna... 563 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,920 放轻松 Just relax. 564 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:10,840 还是热的 It's still hot. 565 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,090 天啊! 比葛先生! Oh, my God! Mr. Biggles! 566 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,630 -这真的真的很丢脸 -不 不要紧 不要紧 -This is really, really embarrassing. -No, it's okay. It's okay. 567 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,900 我只是没看过这样的而已 I just haven't seen anything like that. 568 00:33:56,030 --> 00:33:58,820 嗯 我到去年都还是处男 Well, I was a virgin until last year, 569 00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:03,130 然后我女友在四个月前把我甩了 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago. 570 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:06,240 等等 等等 等等 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. 571 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,190 你该不会是告诉我你都没... Are you telling me that you haven't... 572 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,940 已经四个月了? In four months? 573 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,340 有件事让自慰 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation 574 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:20,410 在我家被禁止 very taboo in my household. 575 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,280 你比常人要有自制力 Well, you have more self-control than most people. 576 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,770 比葛先生的事 我很抱歉 I'm really sorry about Mr. Biggles. 577 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:29,880 嗯 Yeah. 578 00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:36,540 -只是一点...对 -不 这... -Just a little... Right. -No, it's... 579 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,410 -喔 宝贝 我爱你 -哇 -Oh, baby, I love you. -Whoa. 580 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,230 宝贝 为什么不说你也爱我? Baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too? 581 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:46,230 -嘿 布尔 有见到史提夫吗? -他在开会 -Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? -He's in a meeting. 582 00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:49,600 -开什么会? -不知道 很重要吧 -What meeting would he be at? -I don't know. Something important. 583 00:34:49,730 --> 00:34:52,090 在我父母... And it was after my parents... 584 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:56,410 他们解雇了第四组园丁 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew 585 00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:00,410 因为又抓到我跟他们一起 because they caught me with them. 586 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:04,950 那时我才明白我有问题 And that's when I knew that I had a problem. 587 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:10,100 但我已经戒了性爱两年了 But I have been sex-free for two years now 588 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,050 现在感觉很好 and, you know, never felt better. 589 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:21,600 你好勇敢 You are so brave. 590 00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:27,520 进去! 对! 快点! 快点! Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster! 591 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,930 -我尽量在快了 -快点! 坏孩子! -I'm going as fast as I can. -Faster, bad boy! 592 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,630 -我想我要... -要断了! -I think I'm gonna... -It's gonna break! 593 00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:35,300 好! 好! Yes! Yes! 594 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,760 天啊 好 God, yes. 595 00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:41,540 天啊 Oh, boy. 596 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:51,130 你还敢自称是男人? You call yourself a man? 597 00:35:51,230 --> 00:35:54,490 快回来干我! Get back here and fuck me! 598 00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,190 好 好 听着 我刚刚做了三次 好吗? Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay? 599 00:36:00,190 --> 00:36:04,730 我要去拿冰袋 然后马上回来 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back. 600 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:09,740 告诉你个秘密 冰袋是给孬种用的! You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies! 601 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:14,320 喔 你的朋友想要抱怨! Oh, your friend. He wants to come play! 602 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:16,470 我等会就会见到你! I'm going to see you again! 603 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,850 -我是大熊! -你好坏 -I'm a grizzly bear! -You're bad. 604 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,300 我要偷那满载高潮的野餐篮 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms. 605 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,280 好的 头往后仰 头往后仰 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back. 606 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:31,230 准备好了吗? 你准备好了没? 开始罗? Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right? 607 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,910 嘿 回来! Hey, get back here! 608 00:36:39,010 --> 00:36:41,190 史提夫 我忘了告诉你... Stifler, I forgot to tell you... 609 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:46,950 -小子 你给我过来 -是 -Get your ass over here, punk. -Okay. 610 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:56,350 老兄 在她的玩偶熊上? 真的? Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really? 611 00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:59,080 老兄 他四个月没解放过了 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months. 612 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,290 你觉得我该怎么办? What do you think I should do? 613 00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:02,110 -你要手淫啊 -嗯 -Man, you gotta beat the bishop. -Yeah. 614 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:05,760 -你要常常自渎 -你在说什么啊? -You need to punch that clown. A lot. -What are you talking about? 615 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,540 -你要打手枪啊 老兄 时常 -时常 -You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. -A lot. 616 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,610 下次才不会连一垒都没踏上就先漏气 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base. 617 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:13,790 嗯 Yeah. 618 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:32,030 就通通管子 Just gotta clean the pipes. 619 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,610 -谁啊? -嘿 是艾希莉 -Who is it? -Hey, it's Ashley. 620 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,990 我们要一起出去的 记得吗? We were gonna hang out, remember? 621 00:37:59,490 --> 00:38:02,280 对! 对 我记得 Yeah! Yeah, I remember. 622 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,570 我...我忘了时间了 艾希莉 我马上来 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there. 623 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,260 -你还好吗? -嗯 -Are you okay in there? -Yeah. 624 00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:11,940 嗯 我很好 很好 我马上就好了 好吗? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. just give me one second, okay? 625 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:14,080 艾力克 你裸体吗? Erik, are you naked? 626 00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:16,740 我正在穿衣服 Just putting on my t-shirt right now. 627 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:18,880 在这 There it is. 628 00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:22,080 -嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi. 629 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:25,250 -我可以进去吗? -不 不 这里有够乱 -Can I come in? -No. No, the place is actually a mess. 630 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,360 -巴比很恶心 -是吗? -Bobby's disgusting. -Oh, yeah? 631 00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:30,310 -但我知道有个地方 -走吧 -But I know a cool place we can go. -Come on. 632 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,450 好的 右手 黄色 All right. Right hand, yellow. 633 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,230 我好喜欢这游戏 I love this game. 634 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,240 你可别摔倒 要不然就要脱四角裤了 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers. 635 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,310 是吗? Oh, really? 636 00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:54,500 -你没事吗? -嗯 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 637 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,020 -嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi. 638 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,750 对不起 I'm sorry. 639 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:19,810 -什么? 你是处女还是... -不 -What? Are you a virgin or something or... -No. 640 00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:25,280 只是...当我太兴奋时... It's just when I... When I get too excited... 641 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,640 喔 好难为情 Oh, it's embarrassing. 642 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,070 那 Here. 643 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,740 -让我帮你就好了 -好 -Let me just take care of you again. -Okay. 644 00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:47,420 等等 等等 等等 干杯 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers. 645 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:54,850 我帮你擦一下 一点点而已 没什么大不了的 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal. 646 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,780 不会又走火吧? It's not gonna go off again, is it? 647 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,260 当然不会 我最近常练习自制力 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot. 648 00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:08,990 常常? 好 A lot? Okay. 649 00:40:29,610 --> 00:40:30,950 拜托 Come on. 650 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:33,800 你是多常练习自制力? Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control? 651 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,590 抱歉 没什么用 I'm really sorry. It's not working. 652 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,660 我那些蠢朋友说若是我... My stupid friends, they said that if I would... 653 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,310 艾力克 没关系 有时会这样 Erik, it's okay. It happens. 654 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:47,420 喝酒? Wine? 655 00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:58,280 好的 有活的了 All right, boys. We got a live one here. 656 00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,860 北二 东三 Two clicks north, three clicks east. 657 00:41:01,130 --> 00:41:03,040 好 东三 All right, three clicks east. 658 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:07,430 发射个大的 Let's blast our big giant ones. 659 00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:09,020 发射! Fire in the hole! 660 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,340 正中! Direct hit! 661 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,680 -赞! -我的天 -Yes! -Oh, my God. 662 00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:21,730 我最爱一早就闻到奶香 I love the smell of boobies in the morning. 663 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:24,030 嘿 跟黛妮丝怎么样? Hey, so how's it going with Denise? 664 00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:29,950 还不错 我们在一起了 她用手帮了我几次 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs. 665 00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:32,030 手交? Hand jobs? 666 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:34,660 可是我一生中最舒服的手交 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life. 667 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,090 -真的? -闭嘴啦! -Oh, really? -Shut up! 668 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:41,500 问题是我手只要一伸到她裤子里 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants, 669 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:43,850 她就...把我的手拉开 she keeps... Pulls my hands away. 670 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:45,730 她说她很难为情 She says she's embarrassed. 671 00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:48,840 或着她下面很多毛 Maybe she has an abnormally large bush. 672 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,530 嗯 或着她宫颈感染 Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection. 673 00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:53,800 -拜托 -也许她有老二 -Come on. -Maybe she's got a dick. 674 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,480 什么? 像《哭泣游戏 》?《男孩别哭》？ Boys Don't Cry? What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry? 675 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,650 -小子们 那些都是基于真实故事 -不 -That's based on true stories, boys. -No. 676 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,830 -是 -不 不可能 -Yeah. -No, there's no way. 677 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:02,500 老兄 或许她是双性人 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 678 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,120 人妖? 像《上海惊奇 》! Transvestite? A little Shanghai Surprise! 679 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:06,400 嗯 你自己也说了 Well, come on. You said yourself, 680 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,610 她的手功是你这辈子 she gives you the best hand jobs 681 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,060 碰过最厉害的 不是吗? you've ever had in your whole life. Right? 682 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,270 嗯 那又怎样? Yeah, so? 683 00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:12,380 所以 你想她为什么会这么厉害? So, how do you think she got so good at it? 684 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,040 应该是自己有练习吧 Probably from working her own gear. 685 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,870 所以你们认为我一直都是 So you guys think that 686 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:19,300 跟一个男的在一起? I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time? 687 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,690 可能吧 只有一个方法能确认 Maybe. There's only one way to find out. 688 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,160 你一定要探探底 You gotta get into those pants. 689 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:28,100 等等 这个很棒 快上膛 现在上膛 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now. 690 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:33,670 -什么... -抱歉! -What the... -Sorry! 691 00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:36,000 -赞! -赞! -Yeah! -Yeah! 692 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,080 我要你用嘴帮我 古斯 I want you to go down on me, Cooze. 693 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,450 你确定? 我可以等 Are you sure? Because I can wait. 694 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:55,750 不 我要你现在就下去 No, I want you down there now. 695 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,900 就是这样 古斯 That's it, Cooze. 696 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,500 就是这样 古斯 That's it, Cooze. 697 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,000 帮我吹萧! Suck my cock! 698 00:43:12,130 --> 00:43:13,920 她有老二! She's got a dick! 699 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:16,030 你没事吧? Are you okay? 700 00:43:17,230 --> 00:43:20,940 天啊 我作了个好恐怖的恶梦 Oh, my God. I just had the worst nightmare. 701 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:24,100 关于什么? 谁有老二? What was it about? Who's got a dick? 702 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:25,290 我啊 I do. 703 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,840 天啊 Oh, my God. 704 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,890 我受不了了 I can't take this anymore. 705 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,420 喂? Hello? 706 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,570 你不是要打给我? I thought you were gonna call me. 707 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,270 喔 嘿 Oh, hey. 708 00:44:01,390 --> 00:44:03,180 嗯 我睡着了 Yeah. I fell asleep. 709 00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:05,320 抱歉 I'm sorry. 710 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,540 你有梦到我吗? Were you dreaming about me? 711 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:09,900 可能吧 Maybe. 712 00:44:10,030 --> 00:44:12,070 嘿 你可以等一下吗? Hey, can you hold on for one sec? 713 00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:16,180 因为 Because this 714 00:44:18,070 --> 00:44:19,660 这不是梦 isn't a dream. 715 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,540 天啊 那不是我的 是巴比的 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's. 716 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:38,990 那不是我的 That's not mine. 717 00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:56,980 你们他妈的在干嘛? Guys. What the hell are you doing? 718 00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,050 任务33 宝贝 Number 33, baby. 719 00:44:59,150 --> 00:45:02,060 我们有机会完成33了 但现在就要去 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now. 720 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:04,270 -这有个半裸女孩 -抱歉 艾希莉 -Half-naked girl here. -Sorry, Ashley. 721 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,510 老兄 经理刚打来 现在有空档 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening. 722 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:09,740 -我们还没排练过 -只有这次机会 老兄 -We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. -It's our only chance, man. 723 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,330 是吗? Really? 724 00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:15,690 艾希莉 是第33项任务 Ashley, it is Number 33. 725 00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:20,170 我们可以待会再继续吗? Maybe, we could just finish later or something? 726 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:22,830 没关系 It's cool. 727 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,670 我陪你一起去 I'm coming with you. 728 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,670 -我们酷毙了 -赞! -We rocked that place. -Yeah! 729 00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:32,100 帅! Awesome! 730 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,310 46号 在书堆中做 快点! Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up. 731 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,280 26项 体验黄金雨 Number 26, receive a golden shower. 732 00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:44,850 27项 在别人胸前拉屎 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer. 733 00:45:44,850 --> 00:45:46,280 -搞定 -老天 -Check. -Oh, man. 734 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:48,330 边打手枪边拉屎 Get a panda in the grotto. 735 00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:50,890 -第30项 边拉屎边接受口交 -不会吧 -Thirty, get a blumpkin. -Oh, you didn't. 736 00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:53,680 还是在吃完腌牛肉后 恶心死了 After corned beef. It was disgusting. 737 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,750 -好的 真不错 -赞! -All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. -Yeah! 738 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:58,480 以加拿大赐予我的权力 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada, 739 00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,230 我宣布你俩为终生伴侣 I now pronounce you life partners. 740 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,690 你们想以一吻定情吗? Would you like to seal it with a kiss? 741 00:46:04,790 --> 00:46:05,740 -不 -好 -No. -Yes. 742 00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:07,940 第41项 让它成为法定 Number 41 . Make it official. 743 00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:11,860 因为我是绅士 Because I'm a gentleman. 744 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,650 哗 你们两位真是鼓舞人心啊 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration. 745 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,620 该是时候来点期中庆祝了 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. 746 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,960 -你觉得呢? -当然好 -What do you think? -Yes. Definitely. 747 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:35,670 史提夫 我要查大家的证件 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's lDs. 748 00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:38,770 不是吧 曼妮 你在开玩笑吗? -What? -Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? 749 00:46:38,770 --> 00:46:40,230 抱歉 不是 I'm afraid not. 750 00:46:40,470 --> 00:46:42,700 这地方新的老板 You see, the new ownership of this establishment 751 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,530 不容许未成年饮酒 doesn't condone underage drinking. 752 00:46:44,530 --> 00:46:47,630 警官 麻烦你护送这些孩子离开 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. 753 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,250 -可以摸摸你的枪吗? -好啦 我们走 -Can I touch your gun? -All right, okay. We're going. 754 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,010 -拜拜 -你在破坏传统 艾格 -Bye-bye. -You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. 755 00:46:53,170 --> 00:46:56,970 我不只是要破坏你的传统 我还要将其瓦解 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. 756 00:46:58,450 --> 00:46:59,980 带他走 Take him away. 757 00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,850 你知道吗? 你太高尚了 You know, you are way too classy, 758 00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:06,270 身材也太好了 and have way too nice of a body 759 00:47:06,270 --> 00:47:08,740 真不该跟这种杂碎混在一起 to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. 760 00:47:10,390 --> 00:47:12,300 别听他的 蜜糖 你的身材还没好到那地步 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. 761 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:13,960 麻烦来杯杜松子酒配莱母 谢谢 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. 762 00:47:16,150 --> 00:47:17,160 史提夫 Stifler. 763 00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:18,860 -怎样? -你的律师来了 -What? -Your lawyer's here. 764 00:47:19,030 --> 00:47:21,230 很好 谢谢 玛帝 请他进来 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. 765 00:47:21,910 --> 00:47:23,560 你有律师? You have a lawyer? 766 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:28,040 多谢你来 很高兴你能到 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. 767 00:47:28,150 --> 00:47:30,830 你知道我的 总是为理想卖命 Well, you know me. I'm always down for the cause. 768 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:33,710 -终生贝塔 宝贝 -终生贝塔 -Betas for life, baby. -Betas for life. 769 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,340 李文斯坦先生? Mr. Levenstein? 770 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,000 嘿 艾力克 你父母好吗? Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? 771 00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:38,930 他们很好 真的很好 They're good. They're really good, actually. 772 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,480 -那很好 -嘿 大家 这是诺亚 -Well, that's good. -Hey, guys, this is Noah. 773 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:44,040 他是贝塔校友 也是我们兄弟会的顾问 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counseling consigliere. 774 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:47,370 这家伙帮我们擦了无数次的屁股 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. 775 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,220 你们贝塔这群小子的确让我忙不完 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. 776 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,470 我刚刚跟地区检察官谈过了 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. 777 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:55,720 他是我以前的同学 他愿意不起诉 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges 778 00:47:55,830 --> 00:47:59,660 但你们要答应 从此再也不涉足银大洋那里 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again. 779 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,480 太扯了吧 This is ridiculous. 780 00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:05,040 那我周日早午餐要去哪里? Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch? 781 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:06,930 我知道你很不爽 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 782 00:48:07,030 --> 00:48:08,880 他们的蛋饼吧确实不错 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure. 783 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:12,290 -但是你们得戒了它 -不可能 -But you're just gonna have to give it up. -No, we can't. 784 00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:16,810 那些书呆子...那些书呆子 想打乱贝塔的生活方式 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life. 785 00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:19,910 诺亚 你要进来吗? You want to step inside, Noah? 786 00:48:20,050 --> 00:48:21,710 -喔 没锁吗? -嗯 -Oh, it's open? -Yeah. 787 00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:23,500 谢了 玛帝 Oh, thanks Marty. 788 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,660 你若想一起去买个三明治的话 请你稍等一会 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute. 789 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,340 听着 Look, fellas, 790 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:34,310 这是比贝塔生活方式更大的事 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life. 791 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:38,570 你入贝塔屋时是抱着这种想法的吗? Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House? 792 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,620 不 No. 793 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,940 -不是 -所以... -No. It wasn't. -So... 794 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,400 所以必须要做些反击 So I think something has to be done here. 795 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,220 但当然要 在法律规范之内 Within the confines of the law, of course. 796 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,990 当然 当然 Of course. Of course. 797 00:48:52,110 --> 00:48:54,770 你会怎么做? So what would you do? 798 00:48:55,510 --> 00:48:57,290 我会怎么做? What would I do? 799 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,300 我会用我身上每一块贝塔肌肉 捏碎那些书呆子 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body. 800 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,590 但那是我个人 But that's just me. 801 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,780 返校舞会上见罗 艾力克 帮我跟你父母打声招呼 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik. 802 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,680 我会的 谢谢 I will. Thank you. 803 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,480 -我们要干嘛? -我们必须得找到他们的密室 -What are we doing? -We've got to find their trophy room. 804 00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:42,960 别动 人类 Freeze, human. 805 00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:00,680 用我的老二维系星际联盟 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock. 806 00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:08,590 这是在搞什么鬼? What the hell is going on in there? 807 00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:11,790 听起来像是有狗的老二 卡在吸尘器里似的 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum. 808 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,540 -好吧 这边 -我是健壮的忍者 -All right, this way. -I'm a husky ninja. 809 00:50:19,830 --> 00:50:21,450 主机板在这里 There it is, the motherboard. 810 00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:28,820 喂 我真的很想大便 Guys, I really gotta take a dump. 811 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:30,640 拜托 别现在 Oh, come on. Not now. 812 00:50:30,770 --> 00:50:32,840 刚吃的速食让我不舒服 That fast food I ate put me over. 813 00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:35,020 喔! 等不及了 Oh! I can't wait. 814 00:50:36,430 --> 00:50:40,230 快点啦 老天 这家伙真恶 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting. 815 00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:44,680 好吧 Okay. All right. 816 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,100 好的 Okay. 817 00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:00,080 好 All right. 818 00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,660 巴比! Bobby! 819 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:11,950 -巴比 你在搞什么? -上层 宝贝! -Bobby, what are you doing, man? -Upper-decker, baby! 820 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,770 上层 宝贝 Upper-decker, baby. 821 00:51:14,420 --> 00:51:16,140 天啊 Oh, my God. 822 00:51:17,390 --> 00:51:20,180 贝塔们 我们闪了 快 快 快! Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go! 823 00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:27,210 怎么了? What's happening? 824 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:37,260 好的 竞选者 Well, pledges, 825 00:51:37,490 --> 00:51:40,870 你们在记录性的时间内 完成了板上所有的任务 you completed every task on the task board in record time. 826 00:51:41,650 --> 00:51:45,050 我与这房内所有的贝塔们 I, along with every other Beta in this room, 827 00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:47,600 有幸称你们兄弟 are proud to call you our brothers. 828 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,260 恭喜 你们都是贝塔! Congratulations, you're all Betas! 829 00:51:51,470 --> 00:51:52,900 很棒 Oh, yeah. 830 00:51:55,190 --> 00:51:56,680 嘿 堂弟 Hey, cuz. 831 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,210 -嗯 -给你 -Yeah. -Here you go. 832 00:52:08,950 --> 00:52:11,350 听来你交了个不错的女孩 兄弟 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy. 833 00:52:11,350 --> 00:52:13,480 是啊 你知道吗? 竞选结束后 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over, 834 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:15,760 我们可以有更多共处的时间 we can spend a lot more time together, too. 835 00:52:18,830 --> 00:52:19,950 什么? 说笑吗? What? Are you kidding me? 836 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,500 艾格 请你与你那些门萨协会的废材 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects 837 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,530 即刻离开我的屋子 out of my house, now. 838 00:52:28,630 --> 00:52:31,560 这是你最后一次惹到我 史提夫! You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler! 839 00:52:34,710 --> 00:52:37,460 我们一次把帐算清吧! We're gonna settle this once and for all! 840 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,610 等等 等等! 嘿 嘿 嘿! Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 841 00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:44,430 喔! 搞什么? Oh! What the fuck? 842 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,480 我们书呆子会兄弟要挑战 你们贝塔屋 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House, 843 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,140 古希腊奥运会 to the Greek Olympiad. 844 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,590 古希腊奥运会? The Greek Olympiad? 845 00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:59,660 仅管我非常想在奥运 痛扁你这书呆子 艾格 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed, 846 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,500 很抱歉告诉你 I hate to tell you, 847 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,080 古希腊奥运会 已被禁了将近40年 所以... the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So... 848 00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:09,290 怎么了? 怕闯祸吗 史提夫? What's the matter? Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler? 849 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,150 怕? Afraid? 850 00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:14,640 -那就来吧 -不过有一个条件 -Let's do this. -Oh, but there is one catch. 851 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,750 我们来赌许可证 We are playing for charters. 852 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,190 若我们赢了 你们就得放弃 你们的许可证 If we win, you give up your charter 853 00:53:20,190 --> 00:53:21,330 并搬离贝塔屋 and you move out of the Beta House. 854 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,560 若你们赢 And if you win, 855 00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:26,760 我们就搬并把屋子让给你们 we move out and you take our house. 856 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,270 这地方赌你们的豪宅? This place against your mansion? 857 00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:32,300 就当是我想破坏的另一个传统 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down. 858 00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:35,500 没问题 You're on. 859 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,010 你疯了吗? Are you out of your mind? 860 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:44,450 古希腊奥运会遭终生禁止 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life. 861 00:53:44,630 --> 00:53:46,420 你们都会被踢出学校的 You'll all get thrown off campus. 862 00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:48,830 我们必须冒这个险 That's a chance we're gonna have to take. 863 00:53:48,830 --> 00:53:51,240 但古希腊奥运会太疯狂了 Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy. 864 00:53:51,350 --> 00:53:56,050 它的确是包含了技巧 耐力与运动精神 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, 865 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,220 但每个游戏都很变态 but there is a degree of perversion in these games 866 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,620 我不觉得对你们这些孩子有益 which I don't think would serve you kids well. 867 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:03,630 你还记得上个赢古希腊奥运会的... Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain 868 00:54:03,630 --> 00:54:05,160 队长的名字吗? to ever win the Greek Olympiad? 869 00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:07,340 那么久之前的事我怎么会知道 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. 870 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:10,220 他叫诺亚李文斯坦 His name was Noah Levenstein. 871 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,530 我就知道有天会有报应 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. 872 00:54:15,630 --> 00:54:18,450 但我那时根本搞不清楚状况 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. 873 00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:19,950 我只是个笨小子 I was just a dumb kid. 874 00:54:19,950 --> 00:54:21,840 李文斯坦先生 我们需要您 Mr. Levenstein, we need you. 875 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,380 传统上 最后获胜的队长 Tradition states that the last team captain to win 876 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:27,180 要主持这届竞赛 comes back to officiate. 877 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,070 我知道是传统 I know it's tradition. 878 00:54:30,130 --> 00:54:33,030 我...我想我可以吧 I... I suppose I could do it. 879 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,270 但我要请几天假 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. 880 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,860 很好 你不会后悔的 我发誓 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. 881 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,590 -史提夫! 这是给你的 -是什么? -Stifler! This just came for you, man. -What is it? 882 00:54:45,390 --> 00:54:47,020 真有趣 This is interesting. 883 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,320 喂! Hello! 884 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,410 我来了 有什么大秘密? I'm here. What's this big bombshell? 885 00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:03,950 你确定没人跟踪你? Are you sure you weren't followed? 886 00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:06,440 是你? 你在这干嘛? You? What the hell are you doing here? 887 00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:12,270 -嘿 史提夫 -洛克 -Well, well, Stifler. -Rock. 888 00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:13,740 我们又见面了 Looks like we meet again. 889 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,870 好的 这是陷阱 我要走了 All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here. 890 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,310 放轻松 白痴 Just relax, ass clown. 891 00:55:18,450 --> 00:55:21,330 敌人的敌人就是我的朋友 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 892 00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:24,210 我们是竞争对手 What we had was a rivalry, 893 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:27,060 但艾格害我们被踢出学校 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus. 894 00:55:28,310 --> 00:55:30,790 等等 你怎么会认识这家伙? Wait, how do you even know the guy? 895 00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:34,640 他三年前来我们的会竞选 He tried to pledge our house three years ago. 896 00:55:34,770 --> 00:55:38,070 他是第一个 来参选小人兄弟会的正常人 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat. 897 00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:42,000 他们本来有个传统 将羊放在地下室 They used to have this tradition where we put a Sheep in the basement... 898 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,020 温柔点 Be gentle. 899 00:55:43,310 --> 00:55:44,520 要我们上那只羊 They'd tell us we had to bang the Sheep 900 00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:48,010 保险套没用之前不准出来 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used. 901 00:55:48,150 --> 00:55:50,320 只有两种结果 Now, one of two things happened. 902 00:55:51,030 --> 00:55:53,870 要不就哭着出来 Either they would come out crying, 903 00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,830 再不然就带套打手枪 然后骗说跟羊做过 or they would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep. 904 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:02,510 艾格不一样 And then there was Edgar. 905 00:56:04,370 --> 00:56:05,830 祝你好运 Good luck. 906 00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:10,640 好 那是什么? -It's okay. -What the fuck? 907 00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:14,640 我们得去看看 We gotta check it out. 908 00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:23,790 我的老天啊! For the love of God, man! 909 00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:28,330 那变态真的上了那只羊 That sick bastard fucked the sheep. 910 00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:33,170 很棒的故事 但我不是很懂 这对我有什么帮助? That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me? 911 00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:35,540 我相信你会有办法的 屎提夫勒 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler. 912 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,110 欢迎来到古希腊奥运会 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad! 913 00:57:03,830 --> 00:57:06,930 今天参与这古老传统的 Competing today in this ancient tradition 914 00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,690 有贝塔屋... are the Beta House... 915 00:57:10,770 --> 00:57:12,560 -贝塔! 贝塔! -贝塔! 贝塔! -Beta! Beta! -Beta! Beta! 916 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,350 还有书呆子屋 And the Geek House. 917 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:21,640 当我们想到古希腊奥运会 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad, 918 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:25,490 就会回想起古老的传统 we hearken back to ancient traditions. 919 00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:30,260 想像健壮的勇士 We conjure up images of mighty warriors 920 00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:34,220 穿着小裙子 身上抹油 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up, 921 00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:37,030 互相摔角 writhing around with each other. 922 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:42,120 有些人称之为摔角 有些人给予其他称呼 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else. 923 00:57:42,670 --> 00:57:47,380 但不说古了 开始竞赛 But enough history. On with the games. 924 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:58,060 第一项比赛名为释放维纳斯 The first event is called The Release of Venus. 925 00:57:58,710 --> 00:58:03,110 在最快速度内 解开他那排胸罩的人将获胜 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins. 926 00:58:03,630 --> 00:58:05,490 你知道吗 艾格? You know, Ed, 927 00:58:05,710 --> 00:58:08,240 你拿你妹妹练习的苦心 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra 928 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,010 白废了 is not gonna pay off. 929 00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:10,080 拜托 德怀 Please, Dwight. 930 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,650 我在米兰 花了一季的时间与内衣模特儿约会 I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models. 931 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,660 那是在我遇到你前 It was before I met you. 932 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:18,770 先生们 准备好了吗? Gentlemen, are we ready? 933 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:21,520 衰败吧 德怀 衰败吧 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall. 934 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,910 开始解吧 Start unsnapping. 935 00:58:40,470 --> 00:58:43,310 我还是这项记录的保持者 You know, I still hold the record in this event. 936 00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:44,520 手术医师的手 Hands of a surgeon. 937 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:51,530 -喔 艾格怎么了? -这女的有DD吧 -Oh, what's up with Edgar? -Chick's got double Ds. 938 00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:54,500 这种扣很难解 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with. 939 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:00,880 搞定 Done. 940 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,410 搞定! Done! 941 00:59:03,090 --> 00:59:04,140 我就知道! I knew it! 942 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,870 贝塔获胜 Betas win. 943 00:59:09,140 --> 00:59:10,930 -赞! -赞! -Yeah! -Yeah! 944 00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:13,770 试得好 艾格 Hey, nice try, Edgar. 945 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,390 对不起 甜心 我太投入了 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone. 946 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,400 要是有大点的练习的话 我搞不好就赢了 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won. 947 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,420 下一项是战神之争 The next event is The Battle of Ares. 948 00:59:25,390 --> 00:59:29,220 两个男人格斗至死 Two men fighting to the death, 949 00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:34,540 或是将对手击入水中 or until one knocks the other into the water. 950 00:59:35,670 --> 00:59:37,490 赞! 站稳了! Yeah! Ride that! 951 00:59:37,870 --> 00:59:41,140 你们死定了 艾格 布尔耍这个跟头野兽似的 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing. 952 00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,590 给自己留点颜面 直接把地契给我吧 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now. 953 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:45,360 未必 Not quite yet. 954 00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:48,300 你还没见过我们的新成员吧? You haven't met our new initiate, have you? 955 00:59:56,590 --> 00:59:58,420 他是丹尼尔茂 His name is Dave Maul, 956 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,750 是顶级的斗剑士 and he is the number-one rated light saber fighter 957 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,770 科幻大会巡回的第一名 on the science fiction convention tour. 958 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,460 喔 他是童子鸡 Oh, he's a virgin. 959 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,350 准备好了吗? Are you ready, boys? 960 01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:08,430 斗剑! Joust! 961 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,340 快 Come on! 962 01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:27,460 妈的! Oh, shit! 963 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,090 撂倒他! 撂倒他! Take him! Take him! 964 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:38,060 干掉他! Finish him. 965 01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:41,520 加油! 快点! Go! Come on! 966 01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:49,620 -书呆子获胜 -我需要瓶啤酒 -Geeks win! -I need a beer. 967 01:00:50,190 --> 01:00:53,360 下一项是迪米特之宴 The next event is called Demeter's Feast. 968 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:56,690 古罗马时期 猪被认为是神圣的动物 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred. 969 01:00:56,910 --> 01:01:00,710 常常用来祭拜农产女神 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture. 970 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:04,110 我们今天带来只上了油的猪 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up, 971 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,180 谁先抓到就获胜 and the first one who catches it, wins. 972 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,190 嘿 抓猪你行吗? Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging? 973 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:16,080 史提夫 我家的农场有652只猪 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs, 974 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:19,270 连猪在想什么我都一清二楚 I can tell what the pig is thinking. 975 01:01:28,590 --> 01:01:29,840 有趣的小胖子 Silly, little, fat man. 976 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,700 嘿 艾格 素陆队长怎么不出动? Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu? 977 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:32,590 他不敢出来比吗? He afraid to compete? 978 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,760 你没听过极限运动吗? You haven't heard of parkour, have you? 979 01:01:41,010 --> 01:01:42,440 搞什... What the... 980 01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:45,030 加油! 加油! 加油! 加油! Go! Go! Go! Go! 981 01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:47,170 过来小猪 过来小猪 Come here, piggy. Come here, piggy. 982 01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:22,060 猪排 过来 Come here, pork chop. 983 01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:25,130 书呆子! Geeks! 984 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,470 书呆子获胜! Geeks win! 985 01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:07,020 古希腊轮盘是个很危险的游戏 心脏弱的人可别试 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart. 986 01:03:08,530 --> 01:03:11,460 某一格里含有一颗胶囊 One of these chambers contains a capsule 987 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,210 里面是马的精子 with aged horse semen. 988 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:20,140 先生们 开始吧 Gentlemen, let us begin. 989 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,490 -好恶 -加油 -Disgusting. -Oh, come on. 990 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,730 -加油 加油! -加油 德怀! -Come on, come on! -Come on, Dwight! 991 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,850 你死定了 来吧 You're busted. Come on. 992 01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,440 -一定... -又不是我们 快点! -It's gonna be... -We're not in it. Come on! 993 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:52,950 艾格 我很佩服 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar. 994 01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:54,730 我没想到你那么有种 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this. 995 01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:56,870 我以为你会找个小弟出来 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys. 996 01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:01,230 但我决不会错过你满脸马精子的样子 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything. 997 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,100 来吧 Come on, man. 998 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:07,950 加油 史提夫! Come on, Stifler! -Stuff it in there. -Do it. 999 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,330 -赞! -好啊! -Yeah! -Yes! 1000 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:15,660 -我们做得到! 好 好! -加油! -We can do this! Yes, yes! -Come on! 1001 01:04:17,970 --> 01:04:19,250 就是这样 That's how we do. 1002 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,840 哇塞! Oh, boy! 1003 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,180 -快点! 快点! -艾格! -Come on! Come on! -Edgar! 1004 01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:27,430 快点 宝贝 吃了它! Come on, baby. Eat it! 1005 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:35,500 赞! Yeah! 1006 01:04:35,630 --> 01:04:38,090 -再放两颗进去! -两颗? 等等 两颗? -Put two canisters in there! -Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two? 1007 01:04:38,190 --> 01:04:40,340 德怀 那太多了 拜托 两颗? 他不值得 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it. 1008 01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:43,820 除非艾格不敢 不然就两颗 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters. 1009 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,710 好! 放两颗! Fine! Put in two! 1010 01:04:47,310 --> 01:04:48,940 放两颗 Put in two. 1011 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,170 老天 Oh, man. 1012 01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,510 快! Go! 1013 01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:56,080 快! Go! 1014 01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,280 -当个男子汉? -预备 开始! -Be a man, huh? -Ready. Go! 1015 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,380 -暖下身 -喂! 喂! 喂! Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey! 1016 01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:06,260 够了 够了! 够了! All right, all right! All right! 1017 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:08,810 -够了! -大家安静! -All right! -Everyone quiet! 1018 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:11,020 好了吗? 回到比赛 We're good? Back to the match. 1019 01:05:11,150 --> 01:05:13,010 你很棒 宝贝 里头没东西 You're good baby. There's nothing in there. 1020 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:14,000 不 我看不下去 Oh, no. I can't watch this. 1021 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,020 赞! 赞! Yeah! Yeah! 1022 01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:21,610 -赞! 好! -赞! -Yeah! Yes! -Yeah! 1023 01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:24,940 -好! 好! -很好! 好! 好! -Yes! Yes! -All right! Yes! Yes! 1024 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,540 到你了 You're up. 1025 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,190 快点! Come on! 1026 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,300 -开枪 -快点 -Do it. -Let's go. 1027 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,220 -开枪! -开枪! 开枪! -Do it! -Do it! Do it! 1028 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:37,610 -开枪! -快开枪! 快开枪 -Do it! -Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger. 1029 01:05:37,870 --> 01:05:41,900 -开枪! 开枪! 开枪! -快开枪 -Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! -Pull the trigger. 1030 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:51,600 赞! 我们赢了! 白痴! Yes! We won! Sucker! 1031 01:05:52,270 --> 01:05:53,700 贝塔获胜 Betas win. 1032 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,810 -享受艾格先生射出的 -那精液味道如何? -Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. -How does that semen taste, there? 1033 01:05:59,950 --> 01:06:02,160 虽然惨败 艾格 但俗语说得好 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son. 1034 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:04,970 失败为成功之母 You've got to get right back up on that horse. 1035 01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:06,630 大概是 So to speak. 1036 01:06:11,190 --> 01:06:15,280 拥妻而行是很古早的游戏 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries. 1037 01:06:15,990 --> 01:06:19,150 第一对完成路线的将获胜 The first couple to complete the course wins. 1038 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,470 -你欠我欠大了 -我知道 -You owe me big time for this. -I know. 1039 01:06:24,370 --> 01:06:26,260 -好的 -预备? -Okay. -All right. Ready? 1040 01:06:30,710 --> 01:06:33,670 好惨 现在! How pathetic. Now! 1041 01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:38,390 什么? 什么... What? What... 1042 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:40,210 真的假的? 你想让班杜脱肠吗? Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia? 1043 01:06:40,210 --> 01:06:43,310 你的小脑袋又让你失望了 德怀 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight. 1044 01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:44,970 班杜 上 Bandhu, up. 1045 01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,790 好的 艾力克 我们走吧 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go. 1046 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,960 我们死定了 We're fucked. 1047 01:06:55,950 --> 01:06:58,160 加油 艾力克! 加油 加油 加油! Come on, Erik! Go, go, go! 1048 01:06:58,260 --> 01:06:59,410 我们能赢贝塔 We can beat those Betas. 1049 01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:01,300 动作快点 快 快! Pick up the pace. Faster, faster! 1050 01:07:01,430 --> 01:07:04,080 你觉得... How'd you feel about that... 1051 01:07:10,190 --> 01:07:12,680 加油! 加油! Come on! Come on! 1052 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,810 或许应该是我抱你 Maybe I should have carried you. 1053 01:07:27,410 --> 01:07:29,680 天啊 这女的真恐怖 Man, that is one scary chick. 1054 01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:31,240 那是女的? That's a chick? 1055 01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:32,720 好 Okay. 1056 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,390 接下来是伯罗奔尼撒战争 And now, the Peloponnesian War. 1057 01:07:37,490 --> 01:07:40,750 第一队将整桶喝完的就算获胜 The first team to consume an entire keg wins. 1058 01:07:40,850 --> 01:07:42,670 呕吐不取消资格 Throwing up does not disqualify. 1059 01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:46,180 先生们 这铝制原桶内 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminum, 1060 01:07:46,290 --> 01:07:49,360 装了55公升麦芽酿制的酒精 lies 55 metric liters of malted alcohol. 1061 01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:52,110 记住 大家 别小看这些书呆子 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks. 1062 01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:54,180 他们大多都私下借酒浇愁 懂吗? Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right? 1063 01:07:54,290 --> 01:07:57,160 小心 先生们 这些人很会喝酒 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink, 1064 01:07:57,620 --> 01:07:59,410 但我们比他们厉害 but we are more than they are. 1065 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,260 我们超越凡夫俗子! We are more than men! 1066 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,880 我们 先生们 是书呆子! We, sirs, are Geeks! 1067 01:08:03,950 --> 01:08:06,290 -赞! -好的 兄弟们 开战! -Yes! -All right, boys. Battle! 1068 01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:09,400 先生们 大口喝! Gentlemen, chug-a-lug! 1069 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,180 我绝对喝得过你们这些王八蛋! I can out-drink you fucks! 1070 01:08:14,230 --> 01:08:16,110 喝! Drink! 1071 01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:19,750 我们是书呆子 这难不倒我们 We are geeks, we can do this. 1072 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:22,920 艾格! Edgar! 1073 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,410 我只想告诉你一件事 I only have one thing to say to you. 1074 01:08:26,510 --> 01:08:28,590 怎样 你这俗客? What's that, you philistine? 1075 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,150 呕吐不算丧失资格! Puking doesn't disqualify! 1076 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:42,990 -书呆子们 上! -加油 兄弟们! -Geeks, attack! -Boot and rally, boys! 1077 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,590 来吧 艾格 我看你有多厉害 婊子 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch. 1078 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,490 就这么点工夫吗? 就这么点工夫吗? That's all you got, huh? That's all you got? 1079 01:09:05,870 --> 01:09:07,990 回酒桶去! Go back to the keg! 1080 01:09:07,990 --> 01:09:09,870 我们挂一个了! We got a man down! 1081 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,780 先生们 我们需要达成最高效率 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency. 1082 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:15,560 连接装置! Irene, attach the device! 1083 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,320 -这他妈的是什么? -那是什么东西? -What the hell is that? -What is that thing? 1084 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,780 开阀门 Open valves. 1085 01:09:25,430 --> 01:09:26,940 书呆子们目前领先 That's the Geeks taking the lead. 1086 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:29,960 我们的秘密武器该出场了 卫希理! It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! 1087 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,260 -加油! -卫希理 倒立灌酒! -Let's go! -Keg stand! Now! 1088 01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:42,920 将阀门全开 我们要全力冲刺 操! Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker! 1089 01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:47,560 -赞! -赞! 赞! -Yeah! -Yeah! Yeah! 1090 01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:49,390 贝塔获胜! Betas win! 1091 01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:00,780 古希腊奥运会目前平手 我们现在进入淘汰赛 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death. 1092 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:10,440 最后一项名为爱神上升 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite. 1093 01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:13,740 简单来说就是 Quite simply, the first man 1094 01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:20,110 谁先释放男性液体 who excretes his manly juices, 1095 01:10:20,210 --> 01:10:24,100 就是射出 in the ejaculatory sense, 1096 01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:26,950 就输了 loses. 1097 01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:37,320 我迫不及待想看你射在裤子里 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants. 1098 01:10:37,490 --> 01:10:39,020 来吧 Let's do this. 1099 01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:51,950 圆周率等于3.1415... π is equal to 3.1 415... 1100 01:10:52,050 --> 01:10:53,990 5978... -没什么大不了 -5978... -5978... -No big deal at all. -5978... 1101 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:56,520 我好像是百货公司里的圣诞老人 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. 1102 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,290 -那不算什么 我没事 -对我也不算什么 -That was nothing. I'm okay. -That was nothing for me, either. 1103 01:11:02,390 --> 01:11:03,330 没问题 No big deal. 1104 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,110 甩吧 Shake that thing. 1105 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,450 -我喜欢你的胸部 -看这个 -I like your boobs. -Look at this. 1106 01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:21,170 假装你在吸我的乳房! Pretend you're sucking my man breast! 1107 01:11:21,170 --> 01:11:23,200 算了吧 史提夫 这场游戏是靠意志力的 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter. 1108 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,600 况且我的脑比你大多了 And my brain is way bigger than yours. 1109 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:27,110 我可是有实战经验 I've got experience on my side. 1110 01:11:27,330 --> 01:11:30,750 要比你那些小把戏有用多了 I'll take that over your Vulcan mind tricks any day. 1111 01:11:30,850 --> 01:11:33,270 我们看看 带她进来! We shall see. Bring her in! 1112 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:36,480 我们将这位小姐从赌城请来 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas. 1113 01:11:36,610 --> 01:11:39,360 她可是翡翠市首席脱衣舞娘 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City. 1114 01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:41,250 享受吧 德怀 Enjoy, Dwight. 1115 01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:45,630 喔 不! Oh, no! 1116 01:11:46,530 --> 01:11:48,090 祝你好运 Good luck. 1117 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,420 我有麻烦了 兄弟们 I'm in trouble here, boys. 1118 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,170 这女孩太夸张了 带她进来! This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in! 1119 01:11:59,170 --> 01:12:01,150 紧急! 紧急! Code Red! Code Red! 1120 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:11,930 搞什么? What the fuck? 1121 01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:17,760 看我的尾巴 艾格 Look at my tail, Edgar. 1122 01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:19,720 看它有多膨 Look how fluffy it is. 1123 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,910 谁去阻止她 Somebody make her stop. 1124 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,310 艾格 你对羊毛有癖好吗 老兄? Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy? 1125 01:12:25,410 --> 01:12:28,670 不! 去阻止她! No! Make her stop! 1126 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,120 他不行了 He's done. 1127 01:12:44,710 --> 01:12:46,270 贝塔获胜 Betas win. 1128 01:12:49,410 --> 01:12:51,840 贝塔! 贝塔! 贝塔! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1129 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,270 贝塔! 贝塔! 贝塔! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1130 01:13:03,430 --> 01:13:08,190 我将黄金锤颁给胜者! To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer! 1131 01:13:08,710 --> 01:13:10,370 敬贝塔屋! To Beta House! 1132 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:13,090 贝塔 宝贝! Beta, baby! 1133 01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:16,870 恭喜你 史提夫 你延续了贝塔的传统 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive. 1134 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:19,970 -谢了 诺亚 终生为贝塔 -终生为贝塔 -Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. -Betas for life. 1135 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,530 这才是兄弟会派对 Now this is a frat party. 1136 01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:33,020 不 这是贝塔的派对 No. This is a Beta party. 1137 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,820 -嘿 有个惊喜给你 -是吗? -Hey, I got a little surprise for you. -Yeah? 1138 01:14:00,070 --> 01:14:03,170 为了你如此的体帖并有耐心 我有个小礼物要给你 A little present for you being so patient and understanding. 1139 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,120 好 Okay. 1140 01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:08,740 -你准备好收你的礼物了吗? -我不确定 -Are you ready for your present? -I'm not sure. 1141 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:13,600 我好迷惑 我试着放开胸怀 但... I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but... 1142 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:17,350 天啊 这对我来说都够扯的了 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me. 1143 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,040 来了 Here it comes. 1144 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,050 天啊 要是比我大 我一定昏倒 Oh, my God. if it's bigger than mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out. 1145 01:14:22,180 --> 01:14:24,350 我没穿内裤 I'm not wearing any panties. 1146 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,320 冷静点 古斯 大家都看得到 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you. 1147 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:31,460 我相信我们可以找到隐密点的地方 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy. 1148 01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,350 -好 -走吧 -Okay. -Let's go. 1149 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,680 来吧 Come on. 1150 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:42,940 -你带我去哪里? -是惊喜 你会喜欢的 -Where are you taking me? -It's a surprise. You're gonna like it. 1151 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,200 我很紧张 I'm nervous. 1152 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:57,790 你在说什么? 没事的 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine. 1153 01:14:57,890 --> 01:14:59,750 -你确定? -嗯 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1154 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,080 让我来吧 Why don't I take care of you. 1155 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,990 好 Okay. 1156 01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:16,570 好 Okay. 1157 01:15:27,650 --> 01:15:29,060 喔 Oh, my. 1158 01:15:31,970 --> 01:15:34,210 我不行! 我不行! I can't! I can't! 1159 01:15:34,310 --> 01:15:35,900 听着 放轻松 宝贝 Look, just let yourself go, baby. 1160 01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:38,870 没什么事会令我感到惊讶的 好吗? There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay? 1161 01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,840 -你确定? -嗯 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1162 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,880 好! Okay! 1163 01:15:46,370 --> 01:15:47,970 你为什么带我来这里? Why are you bringing me in here? 1164 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,020 嗯 这是我们的新屋子 Well, this being our new house, 1165 01:15:50,150 --> 01:15:53,660 我想要在布告板上加入自己的任务 I thought I'd come up with my own task for the pledge board. 1166 01:15:53,990 --> 01:15:56,260 是什么呢? Okay. What's that gonna be? 1167 01:15:57,540 --> 01:15:59,880 我想若我秀给你看... Well, I think it's kind of better if I... 1168 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,630 会比较好 If I show you. 1169 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,210 在电影院里做 Sex in a movie theater. 1170 01:16:10,210 --> 01:16:12,730 我喜欢你的思考模式 艾力克史提夫 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler. 1171 01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:30,650 我要来了! 我要来了! I'm coming! I'm coming! 1172 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:32,480 我要来了! I'm coming! 1173 01:16:34,310 --> 01:16:36,000 喔 我的... Oh, my... 1174 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,470 嗯 刚刚有点令人吃惊 Okay. I was a little surprised by that. 1175 01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:43,100 对不起 I'm sorry. 1176 01:16:43,590 --> 01:16:45,110 没关系 It's okay. 1177 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,750 -其实很性感 -真的? -It was actually really sexy. -Really? 1178 01:16:50,850 --> 01:16:53,190 你每次都可以这样吗? Yeah. Can you do that every time? 1179 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,550 -是 是 -是吗? -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah? 1180 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,170 我的天 Oh, my God. 1181 01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:11,010 -嘿 兄弟 要去泡一下吗? -不了 -Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? -Nope. 1182 01:17:11,110 --> 01:17:12,800 喔 等等 Oh, wait a minute. 1183 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,050 对 难以捉摸的女性潮吹 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation. 1184 01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:20,440 不是很多女孩都可以 恭喜 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats. 1185 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,630 贝塔屋无人能及! Beta House fucking rules!