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老兄 你有看到这些辣妹们吗? Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place?
你看 看 天呀 Look, look. Oh, God.
爸 拜托你... Dad, listen, could you just...
今天别丢我的脸好吗? Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay?
-丢你的脸? -今天不要 -Embarrass you? -Not today.
儿子 你整个暑假都闷闷不乐 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed
因为你女友跟特兰德那帅小子跑了 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent.
你得出去打几个炮 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass!
才能忘了她 It's the only way to get your mind off her.
-对 对 我就是指这个 -是 什么? -Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. -Yes, huh?
"打几个炮?" 拜托 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
-让我来教你 -不 不 不 不 -I'll show you how it's done. -Oh, no. No, no, no.
-看好了 观察学习 -麻烦你开车 -Watch this. just watch and learn. -Just please drive.
抱歉 小姐们? 你们好 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi.
-这是我儿子 艾力克 -嗨 -This is my son, Erik. -Hi.
他刚搬进来 And he's moving in today,
我们想请问你们愿不愿意 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested
带他去玩玩? in showing him a good time?
不了 多谢 No, thanks.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
他像匹种马 跟他老爸一个样! He's a stallion, just like his old man!
不 爸 拜托! No, Dad, come on!
我试了 艾力克 Well, I tried, Erik.
谢谢你喔 我现在得转学 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer.
-儿子 儿子? -干嘛 -Son, son? -Yeah.
我给你看样东西 I want to show you something.
这是所有我上过的女孩的名单 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged.
真的假的? Are you serious?
-双面的吗? 是耶! 赞! -是耶! -Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! -It is!
嗯 追上你老爸是个不错的目标 Yeah. It's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man.
爸 妈的名字为什么不在上面? Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there?
我们没告诉你 但在你三岁时 We didn't tell you, but when you were three,
我们尝试分居一周 we had a trial separation for a week.
尝试... Trial...
爸 光是那个礼拜就有十个名字 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone.
嗯 我那时赶着想一杆进18洞吧 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there.
那是我妈的名字吗? Is that my mom's name?
嗯 我想这我还是自己留着吧 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that.
快点 来卸东西吧! Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here!
-抱歉 -古斯 搬箱子 -I'm sorry. -Cooze, grab a box.
-你上了他妈吗? -嗯 -Did you have sex with his mom? -Yeah.
怎么样? How was it?
哗! 这地方真棒! Wow! This place is amazing.
嗨 Hi.
老天 到处都是女孩子 God, there are girls everywhere.
这是我房间 This is my room.
我们不是室友还是有点烂 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together.
随便啦 不过在走廊下去一点而已 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall.
况且我是单人房 Besides, I got a single.
-帮我拿着 我去找厕所 -好 -Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. -All right.
马上回来 I'll be right back.
嗨 你好吗? 我是麦克古斯曼 很高兴认识你 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you.
哗 这真得花些时间习惯 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to.
嗯 这不是男生厕所吗? Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom?
不 是共用的 所有的宿舍都如此 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this.
酷 共用 嗯 Cool, coed, yeah.
别担心 我不会偷看的 Don't worry. I won't peek.
嗯 我也不会...我也不会偷看的 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either.
-我是艾希莉 你叫什么? -我是艾力克 -I'm Ashley, what's your name? -I'm Erik.
-很高兴认识你 艾力克 -幸会 -Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. -It's nice to meet you, too.
你能不能将洗发精递给我? 就在那里 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there.
-嗯 请稍等一下 好吗? -谢谢 -Yeah. just give me a minute here, okay? -Thanks.
艾力克? Erik?
帮个忙 好吗? A little help here?
骑上大白鲸 宝贝! Ride the white whale, baby!
骑上大白鲸 Ride the white whale.
-好 -老天 老兄 抱歉 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry.
抱歉 门没... I'm sorry, the door was...
-你一定是艾力克 -我是 -Hey, you must be Erik. -I am.
-我是巴比 -嗨 -I'm Bobby. -Hi.
-嗨 -嗨 嗨 -Hey. -Hey, hey.
-进来啊 -不 不 不 这... -Come on in, man. -No, no, no. It's...
你们忙你们的 我等会再回来 You guys are busy. I can come back later.
听着 这也是你房间 Okay, listen. This is your place, too,
别管玛姬了 她又不害羞 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy.
不 她不 No, she's not.
-坐下吧 你要喝啤酒吗? -不 -Sit down. You want a beer? -No.
-你确定? -嗯 -You sure? -Yeah.
你饿吗? 玛姬烤的香肠一级棒 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst.
-不 我刚吃了三明治 谢了 -好吧 -No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. -All right.
-你从那来的? -东大瀑布市 -Where're you from? -East Great Falls.
东大瀑布市 East Great Falls.
慢点 狼女 Slow down, sassy pants.
好吗 宝贝? 我在聊天 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation.
嗯 Yeah.
-大学! 我们一生中最好的时光! -嗯 -College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! -Yeah.
-喔... -击掌 -Oh, high... -High-five.
你要不要加入? You wanna jump in on this?
-玛姬最爱这套了 -不 不 玛姬 不 不 -Come on. Margie loves it. -No, no, no. Margie, no, no.
是 是 不 不 我很好 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good.
听着 很高兴见到你们 Look, it was very nice to meet you,Bobby and Margie.
我只是上来换裤子的 Actually, I just came to change my pants here.
我刚刚不小心打翻饮料 I spilled a drink on it earlier
你又在玩角色扮演吗? Are you role-playing again?
说安全句子 宝贝 说安全... Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe...
宝贝? 你噎到了吗? Baby? Are you choking?
-老兄 她好像噎到了! -什么? -Dude, I think she's choking! -What?
她好像噎到了 你帮帮她 I think she's choking. You gotta do something.
-帮帮她 -我无能为力! -Do something. -I can't do anything!
我现在给绑得像只火鸡 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
-等等 从这 -快 -Hold on. From the spot. -Come on
-喔 -呼吸 -Oh. -Breathe.
这些东西怎么办... What do you want me to do with all this...
-你要我怎么... -出来! Get out!
-艾力克? 不! -抱歉 -Erik? No! -Sorry.
这就对了 儿子! All right, son!
对! 姓史提夫的就得这样 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about.
-不 不 不 她噎到了 -就是这样! -No, no, no. She was choking. -That's it!
-我在帮她 -史提夫就是这样上大学 -I was helping her. -That's how Stiflers do college.
给这些孩子们些隐私 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy.
干得好 继续 Doing good. Keep it up.
我不是要吓你 室友 但我来了 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came.
女士们 Hey, ladies.
罗拉强森与莎拉柯曼住这吗? ls this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live?
嗯 我是罗拉强森 这是我的室友莎拉 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara.
我是德怀史提夫 My name is Dwight Stifler.
我是迎新委员会的 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee,
我被派来带你们两位小姐 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies
参观整个校区 on a guided tour of the entire campus.
-真好 -嗯 -That's so sweet. -Yeah.
我们需要打扮吗? Should we wear anything special?
老兄 里面不可能每个都是学生吧 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here.
看 他捧着她的胸 Look, he's holding her boob.
的确 He is.
不 真的是 我已经订了一年了 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year.
真不错 That'll be good.
那可不是香水广告 That's not a cologne ad.
我用那本打了无数次的手枪 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count.
你很好闻 You smell pretty.
-抱歉 -谁要你这样 -Sorry. -That was so uncalled for.
-哗 -这是艾力克史提夫的房间吗? -Wow. -Is this Erik Stifler's room?
是 Yeah.
欢迎入学 小子们 Welcome to college, boys.
嗯 我不会骗你 我认真的 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious.
大部份的姐妹会都不收 没有3P经验的人 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome.
那证明你能适应团体生活 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic,
并表示你准备好成为姐妹 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood.
懂我的意思吗? You know what I'm saying?
-真的? -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
这家伙是谁? Oh, man. Who is this guy?
老兄 他可是我们进大学的原因 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here.
好的 兄弟们 Here we are, boys.
天啊 她好辣 Oh, man, she's hot.
-你喜欢吗? -赞毙了 -You like that? -That was awesome.
我偶尔也会回馈一下 I like to give a little bit back every now and then.
-嗨 洗澡伙伴! -喔 嗨 -Hey, hey, shower buddy! -Oh, hey. Hi.
洗澡伙伴? Shower buddy?
嗯 我今天下午洗澡时认识艾力克 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon.
-真的? -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
对啊 男女共用厕所 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah.
花了我将近三年的时间 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees
才让理事会批准 物超所值 to approve that one. Worth it.
喔 艾希莉 嗨 这是... Oh, Ashley, hi. This...
大家 这是艾希莉 艾希莉 这是大家 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone.
嗨 大家 Hi, everybody.
这是我的室友 黛妮丝 她是从乔治亚州来的 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia.
你们好 Hey, y'all.
不是我说 如假包换的郝思嘉 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara.
喔 Oh, my.
你们该不是要走了? Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you?
嗯 我们要去ESK姐妹会的酒会 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House.
不 不 不 不 书呆子屋? 不 相信我 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me.
我想留下 但... I wanna stay but...
但我们答应了 所以... But we promised, so...
加上 艾希莉觉得这个派对 有点没格调 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit declasse.
什么? 低级吗? What? Like sleazy?
嘿 宝贝 你好吗 甜心? 拿瓶啤酒 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer.
不 你完全会错意了 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing.
我只是办了个小聚会罢了 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of,
显现我们学校的精神 you know, demonstrate our school spirit
我们对这所大学的执着 and our, you know, dedication to this university.
贝塔屋最赞! Beta House fucking rules!
真有品 Real classy.
-艾力克 很高兴又见到你 -嗯 -Erik, it was really nice to see you again. -Yeah.
-下次见 -嗯 再见 -Guys, till next time. -Yeah, see you.
-拜拜 -拜 -Bye, guys. -Bye.
-很高兴认识你 -再见 -It's nice to meet you. -See you.
嘿 史提夫 这书呆子屋是怎么回事? Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House?
嗯 我连听都没听过 Yeah, I never even heard of it.
我知道书呆子屋听来无害 但他们简直是场恶梦 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare.
他们几十年来都是联谊会 They were a social club for decades,
直到一群凯子书呆子跑来散财 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around,
盖了个新屋子 并取得新的许可证 built the house, got a new charter.
书呆子兄弟会? A geek fraternity?
想加入的话 联考好像得考满分 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores.
然后再转个两百万到我瑞士的帐户 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account.
然后他们在对你做身家调查 Then they check your family tree
算算你将来的收入潜力 and calculate future earnings potential.
不 我是说60买进 不是卖出 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired!
他们有亿万富翁的校友 They got billionaire alumni.
嘿 不过十万 Hey, it's only 100 grand.
他们主宰学生自治会 全体教职员都爱死他们了 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them.
更别提是女人了 But don't even get me started on the women.
他们吸引了全校最辣的女生 They attract the hottest women from the entire school.
谁会想跟一屋子的书呆子混在一起? who want's to hang out with a house full of geeks?
外面可是个新世界 It's a new world out there.
这些女人发现书呆子们 将来都会是百万富翁 These women realize that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires
毕业后即刻 right out of school.
她们调整了她们的筑巢习性 They've just adjusted their nesting habit.
嘿 别担心 好玩的还是在贝塔屋 不是吗? Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right?
小心! 史提夫 评审要开始了 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin.
评审? Judging?
喔 贝塔屋从不令人失望 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints.
-真的假的? 每次都这样吗? -次次如此 -Are you serious? It's always like this? -All the time.
-这些女孩很夸张 -夸张 -These girls are ridiculous. -Ridiculous.
快拿笔记板 Get the clipboard.
甜心 你真坏 我要罚你留在课堂 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class.
把尺拿来 我很不乖 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad.
这边这个小腹很漂亮 And this one over here's got great abs.
她们就宛如刚烤出炉的小面包 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven.
这是我想过最赞的点子! This is the best idea I've ever had!
她要秀出来了 她要秀出来了 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out.
满分! Perfect 10!
-贝塔! 贝塔! -贝塔! 贝塔! -Beta! Beta! -Beta! Beta!
先生与女士们 这所大学堕落了 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university.
性 酒精 粗俗 愚蠢 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity.
这曾经是一所备受尊重的高等学府 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning.
我们在此宣告这大学的新世纪 We are declaring a new age at this university.
学生的价值 An age in which a student's worth
不再是由他体内的酒精浓度决定 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level,
而是他的成绩 but rather, his GPA.
我们成立这兄弟会是为了让这国家 We formed this fraternity
对书呆子改观 to change the way geeks are thought of in this country.
但历史证明 But as history has proven,
当一新文明窜起时 for a new civilization to emerge,
另一个必须毁灭 another must crumble.
我们必须摧毁贝塔 We must destroy the Betas.
嘿 史黛西 我的手都湿了 我打不开啤酒罐 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open.
你能帮我吗? Will you do it for me?
多谢了 那些健身小偏方 还挺有用的 是吗? Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh?
我们要如何才能加入贝塔? So what do we have to do to become Betas?
嗯 你们跟我当然是没问题 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me.
你们需要讨好新会员会长 卫希理 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley.
你们见过卫希理吗? -Have you guys met Wesley? -Uh-uh.
还没? 好 他在隔壁间 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room.
来 我为你介绍 跟我来 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me.
别被他的外表蒙骗 Don't be fooled by his appearance.
他的外号叫昏黑小子 His nickname is the Blackout Menace.
他是个高才生 He's a perfect student,
除了喝烂醉的习惯 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk,
完全昏迷 闯了滔天大罪 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem,
却浑然不知 and never remembering a thing.
对不起? 这班飞机的目的地是? Excuse me. Where is this plane going to?
底特律 Detroit.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
好的 抱歉 从哪起飞的? All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from?
曼谷 Bangkok.
-那是谁的孩子? -你的 你昨天领养了他 -Whose kid is that? -Yours. You adopted him yesterday.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
嘿 小兄弟 Hey, buddy.
真的假的? Are you serious?
是啊 上礼拜才将李松 送回他们的大使馆 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week.
小子差点引发国际事件 Kid nearly caused an international incident.
卫希理! Wesley!
抱歉打扰 卫希理 这是我堂弟与他的朋友们 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies.
-嗨 -嘿 -Hi. -Hey.
-是艾力克吗? -嗯 -Erik, right? -Yeah.
麦克古斯曼 我去年怎么没见过你? Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year?
我那时在墨西哥的监狱里 我自己挖出来的 I was in a Mexican Jail. I had to tunnel my way out.
但我刚好赶上了期末考 But I made it back in time for finals
贝塔的精神就是这样 which is what we're all about here at Beta,
教育 education.
没错 Right.
-你想跳舞吗? -嗯 -You wanna dance? -Yeah.
我们去骚吧 Let's get sexy.
你好了吗? Hey, you ready?
今晚有上百个饥渴的辣妹 看你的了 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you.
来吧 宝贝! 来吧! Get some, baby! Get some!
说我不负责任 Call me irresponsible
说我不牢靠 Call me unreliable
开什么玩笑! Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
你要开始喝了吗? 我非常需要个助手 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man.
我今晚不喝了 布尔 我昨晚玩得太凶了 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week.
喔 是吗? 是吗? 没关系 Oh, really? Really? That's fine.
那我只好告诉这些美丽的女士们 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies
某个兄弟与墨西哥人妖的故事! about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite!
好啦 好啦 好啦 All right, all right, all right.
就一杯 One drink.
好 一杯 Yeah, just one.
嘿 Hey.
你怎么了? What the hell's with you, man?
你看不到周围这些正妹吗? Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face?
嗯 我看到了...满酷的 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool.
当然酷 你应该要加入阵局! Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up!
你们 只是... You guys, it's just...
记得去年吗? 我们来这 好玩得要死 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life.
我做了些这辈子都没梦想过会做的事 You know, I did stuff I never would have dreamed I would've ever done,
改变了我 and I kind of figured it would change me.
嗯 是 你不是就喝醉然后裸奔吗? Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right?
但你跟姐妹会的一个辣妹搞砸了 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick
就跑回家跟你的小女友上床 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend.
嗯 艾力克 那招在高中时或许有用 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school,
-但这不是高中 -不 -but this isn't high school. -No.
或许你们是对的 I guess you guys are right.
听着 大学是你唯一 可从头开始的机会 好吗? Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay?
你要按下那重设键 You get to hit the reset button on life.
你可成为任何你想要成为的人 You get to be anybody you wanna be.
-从来没这样想过 -嗯 喝了它 -Never thought of it like that before. -Yeah. Here, slug that.
-好孩子 茱莉 我堂兄弟 艾力克 -嘿 -That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. -Hey.
我要告诉你 辣妹比赛中 艾力克把票投给了你 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest,
而他是全家中最有女人缘的 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family,
我完全相信他的眼光 I totally trust his taste.
谢了 帅哥 Thanks, cutie.
-想跳舞吗 帅哥? -非常乐意 -You want to dance, gorgeous? -I'd love to.
想怎样都可以 嗯 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah.
哗 那可以收起来了吧 Wow, you can really put that away.
开玩笑? 这东西对我来说跟水一般 You kidding me? This stuff is like water to me.
嘿 嘿 大家 安静一下! Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second!
我们碰到小小的技术性困难 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch.
没什么大碍 稍后就好了 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute.
我可不这么认为 史提夫! I don't think so, Stifler!
你那过时的线路已经短路了 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits.
你的音乐恐怕整晚都不会回来了 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on for the rest of the night.
别...别听他的 我们等会就能修复了 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute.
没差啦 因为根据杰克的计算 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations,
你所提供的酒 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought,
现在差不多要喝完了 you should be running out, just about now.
-放屁 -这些酒桶都空了! -Bullshit. -The fucking kegs are dry!
我们他妈的没酒了! We're out of fucking booze!
我知道 I know!
别吵了! 没关系 我们马上去补 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run.
或许可以这样 They could do that,
或者你们大伙可以来书呆子屋 or you can all come to the Geek House
我们的库存够喝上一个礼拜 where we have enough liquor to last a week,
还有随你饮的香槟 along with all the champagne you can drink.
我们还有温水泳池与足够的泳装 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone.
若你们想穿的话 That is, if you even want to wear one.
赞! Yeah!
他妈的开玩笑吗? Are you fucking kidding me?
大伙 你们自己选择 Oh, it's your choice, people.
-要待在这给人家吐在身上... -好 我先走了 -Stay here and get puked on... -Okay, I'm out of here.
-真抱歉... -或来参加贵宾式的派对 -So sorry... -Or come party, VlP style.
赞! All right!
浑帐艾格 Fucking Edgar.
那王八蛋还真懂得散财 不是吗? Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
但这些白痴吐得女孩们一身 也无济于事 Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here barfed all over the chicks, either.
嗯 Yeah.
-抱歉 -你看来恶心死了 -Sorry about that. -You look disgusting.
-艾力克 拜托! -我来清理 -Erik, for crying out loud, man! -I'll clean it up.
又来了 Not again.
早安 性感的 Morning, sexy.
真屌的派对 不是吗? Some party, huh?
嘿 宝贝 你好吗? Hey, baby. How you doing?
不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no.
你感觉怎样 小弟? How you feeling there, cuz?
好多了 谢谢 A lot better. Thanks.
甭谢了 我们是一家人 No need for thanks, we're family.
我先失陪了 我要去地下室 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement,
搞定些贝塔的事 take care of some official Beta business.
-尝尝碧雪煮的蛋吧 -好 -Have some of Peaches' eggs. -Okay.
好的 多谢 碧雪 All right. Thanks, Peaches.
喔 老兄 Oh, buddy.
-我喜欢这地方 -好家伙! -I love this place. -That a boy!
-赞 -不得了! 加油! -Yeah. -Off the hook! Work it!
大伙 这就是屌王吗? So, guys, the hard-on champ is in?
-没错! -好 -Yeah! -All right.
是 是 Aye, aye.
嗯 我爱死这家伙了 Yeah, I love this guy.
贝塔? 我爱贝塔! Beta? I love Beta!
整屋子最赞的咪咪... He had the best rack at the party...
我他妈的爱贝塔 宝贝! I fucking love Beta, baby!
闭嘴! 闭嘴! 大家安静点 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down.
我跟你说我不想喝 I told you I didn't want to drink.
看猪怎么叫! 看猪怎么叫! Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals!
赞成巴比古利基吗? All in favor of Bobby Coolidge?
-大家 -是 是 -Everyone. -Aye, aye.
-是 是 -是 是 -Aye, aye. -Aye, aye.
好的 好的 All right, all right.
-天啊! -老天! -Oh, man! -Jesus!
我靠! 哗! Holy crap! Wow!
这家伙真吃得开 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room.
让他加入吧 他定能吸引所有的女孩 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy.
对! Yeah!
不! Oh, no!
嘿 嘿 嘿! 好的 那是我堂弟 下手轻点 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy.
兄弟 并无恶意 好吗? No offense, brother, okay?
但我不确定你堂弟过得了关 But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man.
我同意布尔的想法 他是个不错的小子 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid,
但他放过了跟布兰蒂睡的机会 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man.
好啦 好啦 好啦 All right, all right, all right.
我知道艾力克错过了 跟一个女孩睡的机会 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl
而这房内任何一人 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room
若能上那女的 都不惜割掉一粒蛋蛋 would lop off your left nut to bang.
-是吗? -两粒 -Am I right? -Two nuts.
好 这就代表他不适合贝塔吗? All right, does that mean he's not Beta material?
-是! -嗯! -Yes! -Yeah!
他那时既年轻又无知并在恋爱 他...他很晚熟 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer.
他这学期会令你们刮目相看 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester.
不论如何 他是我家代代相传 所以有名额保障 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid.
你们都去死吧 So you can all fuck off.
-是 -是 是! -Aye. -Aye, aye!
最好是这样 婊子们 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches.
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey, you. -Hi.
-我们得停止这样见面 -嗯 -We have to stop meeting like this. -Yeah.
-你还好吧? -嗯 昨晚玩得太凶了 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I just had a really rough night.
黛妮丝好像对你朋友古斯有好感 You know, I think Denise has a crush on your friend, Cooze.
她觉得他很体帖 She thinks he's sweet.
-黛妮丝觉得古斯很体帖? -嗯 -Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? -Yeah.
-等等 其实... -艾力克 我... -Wait, actually... -Erik, I...
-我在想... -听着 我想... -I was thinking... -Look, I'm just thinking...
-你愿不愿意跟我出去一次? -好 -Do you wanna go out with me once? -Yeah.
-真的? -嗯 那样很好 -Really? -Yeah. That would be really nice.
好 再联... 对了 你的牙齿很漂亮 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way.
发生什么事? What's going on?
烂透了 Oh, man. This sucks.
嘿 别往那走 这边比较近 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker.
我刚还梦到超赞的三明治 I was just dreaming about this great sandwich.
-等等 我们在哪? -我没看到三明治啊 -Wait a second. Where are we? -I don't see any sandwiches here.
嘿 你们想看一样东西吗? Hey, guys. You wanna see something?
-好 -那是... -Yes. -That is...
先生们 Gentlemen,
今天是你们一生中的第一天 today is the first day of the rest of your lives.
你们几位是获得 参与贝塔屋资格的佼佼者 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House.
贝塔 宝贝! Beta, baby!
大多数的兄弟会入选 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing
跟我们都不大一样 a little bit differently than we do.
大多数的入选都包含了 许多精神上与肉体上的欺负 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing
目的是要让你们臣服 designed to break you down.
但在贝塔 But here at Beta,
我 德怀史提夫 l, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master,
发明了套复杂的科学模式 have devised an elaborate scientific plan
来建立团队精神与手足之情 to build teamwork and brotherhood.
先生们 这是你们的入选布告 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board.
布告板上有50项任务 On this pledge board are 50 tasks
你们参选兄弟们必须在学期末 将他们完成 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end
才能成为贝塔一员 if you want to become Betas.
首先 To start things off,
我们就从我最喜欢的第37项开始 I say we begin with my personal favorite, number 37.
好的 任务细节是 Okay, so here's the low-down.
你们其中一人必须 One of you has got to
让脱衣舞娘在屁股上签名并拍照为证 get your ass signed by a stripper with photo proof. All right?
好 我们去喝一杯 All right, we're gonna go get a drink.
-卫希理... -嗯 -Wesley... -Yeah.
别来烦我们 Don't bother us.
好 谁想去试? Okay, who's gonna try and do this?
嘿 你们 这我包了 谁有笔? 这就够了 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do.
嘿 宝贝 不如趁我在上面时 Hey, baby, how's about
在我屁股上签个名吧? signing my ass while I'm up here?
她扁了古斯! 我们得去帮他! -She got Cooze! We gotta help him! -Wait, Bobby.
肥仔倒了! Down goes fatty!
脱衣舞娘干架! Stripper brawl!
史提夫 帮帮忙! Stifler, we need some help!
喔 堂弟给撂倒了 真可怜 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame.
那应该会瘀青吧 That's gonna leave a big bruise.
今晚这些女孩真疯狂 Those girls are wild tonight.
我坐牢时常上像你这样的弱女子 I used to fuck girls like you in prison.
-喔 我最爱看舞娘干架了 -谁不爱? -Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. -Who doesn't?
-她开头的! -你的烂鞋在这! -She started it! -Here's your fucking shoe!
什么? 我什么都没做 What? I didn't do anything.
你拿只笔冲向她 You charged that stripper with a pen
像是要捅她后面似的 like you were going to shove it in her ass.
要是她的内裤闻起来像煎饼的话 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles,
你是不是会比较有反应... then you would have done something...
大家闭嘴! 闭嘴! Guys, shut up. Shut up!
-死肥子 说啊 -死肥子? -Fat. Say it, dude. -Fat idiot?
那 倒霉事总发生... There you go. Bad things happen to...
-嘿 美女 你在这上班吗? -是啊 甜心 -Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? -Yeah, sweetie.
是这样的 我们正在竞选贝塔屋 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now,
其中有一个任务是在屁股上签名... and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a...
要像你这类职业舞者的签名 A professional dancer like yourself.
我只是在想 我有这个荣幸能获得 你的签名吗? So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honor?
这不同于其他那些男生通常的技俩 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place.
-弯下去 -谢了 -Bend over. -Thanks.
对了 我叫艾力克史提夫 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way.
我帮毕业记念册拍一张 Let me get one for the year book.
笑得好 Nice smile.
-你与德怀史提夫有关吗? -他是我堂兄 -You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? -He's my cousin.
-嘿 史提夫 -糖糖 你好吗 甜心? -Hey, Stifler. -Candy. How are you, sweetheart?
见到你真好 Good to see you.
我知道他的魅力是像谁了 I can see where he gets his charm from.
-你要来看我喔 好吗? -你知道我会的 -You come see me soon, okay? -You know I will.
好的 男孩们 恭喜 任务37 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37.
-搞定! 完成! -嗯 -ln the bag! Done! -Yeah.
大家 干得好 我们完成了第一个任务 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed.
那舞娘的假奶好像打伤了我的脸 I think that stripper's implant broke my face.
15号任务搞定 Task 15 is go.
偷驼鸟 Steal an ostrich.
-在系主任办公室打炮 -在901对女生唱情歌 -Have sex in the dean's office. -Serenade a woman at the 901.
喝一加仑的牛奶然后不尿尿 Drink a gallon of milk without pissing.
在国际屋跳传统舞 Do a traditional dance at the international.
-开非法赌场 -开车到墨西哥 -Open an illegal casino. -Drive down to Mexico and get a tattoo.
灌酒灌到尿裤子 Get so drunk, you piss your pants.
我的老天爷! Sweet Caesar's ghost!
15 搞定 Fifteen, check.
16 搞定 Sixteen, check.
-那是谁啊? -他是我的斯华西里语老师 -Who's that guy? -He's my swahili instructor.
我下礼拜要考试 I have my proficiency exam next week.
-酷! -嗯 -Nice! -Yeah.
嘿 那是...为什么会有金锤在这? Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here?
那是古希腊奥运会的 It's from the Greek Olympiad.
是一系列包含技巧与越轨行为的竞赛 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behavior.
后来越来越过份 大学就将它禁止了 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life.
贝塔在其中可算是传奇喔 我们从未输过 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost.
-酷 -嗯 嗯 -Cool. Yeah. -Yeah.
对了 艾力克 要记得... Oh, and remember, Erik...
嗯 Yeah.
斯华西里语 Swahili.
-这地方不错吧? -嗯 -This place is swell, isn't it? -Yeah.
肥美多汁 Look at how juicy.
吸螃蟹? 哗 Sucking the crab? Wow.
-这很好玩 -嗯 这地方很棒 -This place is fun. -Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome.
我就觉得你会喜欢这里 I thought you'd like it here, you know.
我喜欢这锤子 I like this mallet.
-天啊 你还好吗? 给你 -没关系 -Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. -It's all right.
味道还不差 It doesn't really taste that bad.
老兄 不是我盖你 这女的对我索求无度 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me.
我昨晚又上了她! I did her again last night!
真不敢相信 好小子! Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man!
我好像认识那女孩 I think I know that girl.
不是所有兄弟会的男生都是那个样 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys.
我知道 我只是有点偏见 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion.
真的? 为什么? Really? Why's that?
很平淡的故事 It's just the typical story.
男孩遇到女孩 男孩去上大学 加入兄弟会 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat,
开始跟所有女孩上床 starts sleeping with every girl he can.
女孩发现后在寒假时就将他甩了 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break.
但那是高中时 我现在成熟精明多了 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now.
对 成熟精明 Right, older and wiser.
那你现在还跟一个 想入选兄弟会的人约会 And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat.
我知道 我在观察你 I know, and I'm watching you.
-吃完就跑 -嗯 -Dine and ditch. -Yeah.
那是我最爱的舞台剧... That's, like, one of my favorite plays of...
-我的天! -我的天啊! 你还好吗? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay?
帮帮忙! Little help here!
你真好 You are just the sweetest.
是你让我想这样 宝贝 You just bring it out in me, babe.
-太好了 -真的? -Perfect. -Yeah?
-小心 我的脚很敏感 -真的? -Careful, my feet are real sensitive. -Really?
天啊 Oh, my.
我最喜欢脚底按摩了 I love foot massages.
天啊! Oh, my!
我不行! I can't!
-抱歉 -不 没关系 -I'm sorry. -No, that's cool.
真的不要紧 It's totally fine, really.
让我来帮你吧 Here, let me just take care of you.
好 Okay.
-喜欢吗? -天啊 嗯 -You like that? -God, yeah.
你跟我不相上下 You do that almost as good as I do.
感觉如何? How're you feeling?
嘿 很好 谢谢... Hey. Good, thanks.
-我看看 -喔 不 -Here, let me see. -Oh, no.
不 不 艾希莉... 你什么都不用做 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
天啊 艾力克 你得擦点药 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
不 只是有点红 No, it's just a little red.
让我来 Here, let me.
真的不需要... It's really not necessary...
-痛不痛? -不 只是很冰 -Does it hurt? -No, it's just really cold.
-这样好些吗? -嗯 -Does that feel better? -Yeah.
哗! Wow!
-喔 天啊 -我连碰都没碰 -Oh, man! -I didn't even touch it.
不 没关系 No, it's no big deal.
我想我该当是种赞美 是吗? I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
-抱歉 嗯 对不起 -没关系 -I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. -It's cool.
那软膏感觉很舒服 Wow, that cream feels good.
艾希莉 你要不要... Ash, you might wanna...
放轻松 Just relax.
还是热的 It's still hot.
天啊! 比葛先生! Oh, my God! Mr. Biggles!
-这真的真的很丢脸 -不 不要紧 不要紧 -This is really, really embarrassing. -No, it's okay. It's okay.
我只是没看过这样的而已 I just haven't seen anything like that.
嗯 我到去年都还是处男 Well, I was a virgin until last year,
然后我女友在四个月前把我甩了 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago.
等等 等等 等等 Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
你该不会是告诉我你都没... Are you telling me that you haven't...
已经四个月了? In four months?
有件事让自慰 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation
在我家被禁止 very taboo in my household.
你比常人要有自制力 Well, you have more self-control than most people.
比葛先生的事 我很抱歉 I'm really sorry about Mr. Biggles.
嗯 Yeah.
-只是一点...对 -不 这... -Just a little... Right. -No, it's...
-喔 宝贝 我爱你 -哇 -Oh, baby, I love you. -Whoa.
宝贝 为什么不说你也爱我? Baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too?
-嘿 布尔 有见到史提夫吗? -他在开会 -Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? -He's in a meeting.
-开什么会? -不知道 很重要吧 -What meeting would he be at? -I don't know. Something important.
在我父母... And it was after my parents...
他们解雇了第四组园丁 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew
因为又抓到我跟他们一起 because they caught me with them.
那时我才明白我有问题 And that's when I knew that I had a problem.
但我已经戒了性爱两年了 But I have been sex-free for two years now
现在感觉很好 and, you know, never felt better.
你好勇敢 You are so brave.
进去! 对! 快点! 快点! Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster!
-我尽量在快了 -快点! 坏孩子! -I'm going as fast as I can. -Faster, bad boy!
-我想我要... -要断了! -I think I'm gonna... -It's gonna break!
好! 好! Yes! Yes!
天啊 好 God, yes.
天啊 Oh, boy.
你还敢自称是男人? You call yourself a man?
快回来干我! Get back here and fuck me!
好 好 听着 我刚刚做了三次 好吗? Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay?
我要去拿冰袋 然后马上回来 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back.
告诉你个秘密 冰袋是给孬种用的! You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies!
喔 你的朋友想要抱怨! Oh, your friend. He wants to come play!
我等会就会见到你! I'm going to see you again!
-我是大熊! -你好坏 -I'm a grizzly bear! -You're bad.
我要偷那满载高潮的野餐篮 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms.
好的 头往后仰 头往后仰 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back.
准备好了吗? 你准备好了没? 开始罗? Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right?
嘿 回来! Hey, get back here!
史提夫 我忘了告诉你... Stifler, I forgot to tell you...
-小子 你给我过来 -是 -Get your ass over here, punk. -Okay.
老兄 在她的玩偶熊上? 真的? Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really?
老兄 他四个月没解放过了 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months.
你觉得我该怎么办? What do you think I should do?
-你要手淫啊 -嗯 -Man, you gotta beat the bishop. -Yeah.
-你要常常自渎 -你在说什么啊? -You need to punch that clown. A lot. -What are you talking about?
-你要打手枪啊 老兄 时常 -时常 -You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. -A lot.
下次才不会连一垒都没踏上就先漏气 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base.
嗯 Yeah.
就通通管子 Just gotta clean the pipes.
-谁啊? -嘿 是艾希莉 -Who is it? -Hey, it's Ashley.
我们要一起出去的 记得吗? We were gonna hang out, remember?
对! 对 我记得 Yeah! Yeah, I remember.
我...我忘了时间了 艾希莉 我马上来 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there.
-你还好吗? -嗯 -Are you okay in there? -Yeah.
嗯 我很好 很好 我马上就好了 好吗? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. just give me one second, okay?
艾力克 你裸体吗? Erik, are you naked?
我正在穿衣服 Just putting on my t-shirt right now.
在这 There it is.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
-我可以进去吗? -不 不 这里有够乱 -Can I come in? -No. No, the place is actually a mess.
-巴比很恶心 -是吗? -Bobby's disgusting. -Oh, yeah?
-但我知道有个地方 -走吧 -But I know a cool place we can go. -Come on.
好的 右手 黄色 All right. Right hand, yellow.
我好喜欢这游戏 I love this game.
你可别摔倒 要不然就要脱四角裤了 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers.
是吗? Oh, really?
-你没事吗? -嗯 -Are you okay? -Yeah.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-什么? 你是处女还是... -不 -What? Are you a virgin or something or... -No.
只是...当我太兴奋时... It's just when I... When I get too excited...
喔 好难为情 Oh, it's embarrassing.
那 Here.
-让我帮你就好了 -好 -Let me just take care of you again. -Okay.
等等 等等 等等 干杯 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers.
我帮你擦一下 一点点而已 没什么大不了的 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal.
不会又走火吧? It's not gonna go off again, is it?
当然不会 我最近常练习自制力 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot.
常常? 好 A lot? Okay.
拜托 Come on.
你是多常练习自制力? Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control?
抱歉 没什么用 I'm really sorry. It's not working.
我那些蠢朋友说若是我... My stupid friends, they said that if I would...
艾力克 没关系 有时会这样 Erik, it's okay. It happens.
喝酒? Wine?
好的 有活的了 All right, boys. We got a live one here.
北二 东三 Two clicks north, three clicks east.
好 东三 All right, three clicks east.
发射个大的 Let's blast our big giant ones.
发射! Fire in the hole!
正中! Direct hit!
-赞! -我的天 -Yes! -Oh, my God.
我最爱一早就闻到奶香 I love the smell of boobies in the morning.
嘿 跟黛妮丝怎么样? Hey, so how's it going with Denise?
还不错 我们在一起了 她用手帮了我几次 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs.
手交? Hand jobs?
可是我一生中最舒服的手交 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life.
-真的? -闭嘴啦! -Oh, really? -Shut up!
问题是我手只要一伸到她裤子里 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants,
她就...把我的手拉开 she keeps... Pulls my hands away.
她说她很难为情 She says she's embarrassed.
或着她下面很多毛 Maybe she has an abnormally large bush.
嗯 或着她宫颈感染 Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection.
-拜托 -也许她有老二 -Come on. -Maybe she's got a dick.
什么? 像《哭泣游戏 》?《男孩别哭》？ Boys Don't Cry? What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry?
-小子们 那些都是基于真实故事 -不 -That's based on true stories, boys. -No.
-是 -不 不可能 -Yeah. -No, there's no way.
老兄 或许她是双性人 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite.
人妖? 像《上海惊奇 》! Transvestite? A little Shanghai Surprise!
嗯 你自己也说了 Well, come on. You said yourself,
她的手功是你这辈子 she gives you the best hand jobs
碰过最厉害的 不是吗? you've ever had in your whole life. Right?
嗯 那又怎样? Yeah, so?
所以 你想她为什么会这么厉害? So, how do you think she got so good at it?
应该是自己有练习吧 Probably from working her own gear.
所以你们认为我一直都是 So you guys think that
跟一个男的在一起? I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time?
可能吧 只有一个方法能确认 Maybe. There's only one way to find out.
你一定要探探底 You gotta get into those pants.
等等 这个很棒 快上膛 现在上膛 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now.
-什么... -抱歉! -What the... -Sorry!
-赞! -赞! -Yeah! -Yeah!
我要你用嘴帮我 古斯 I want you to go down on me, Cooze.
你确定? 我可以等 Are you sure? Because I can wait.
不 我要你现在就下去 No, I want you down there now.
就是这样 古斯 That's it, Cooze.
帮我吹萧! Suck my cock!
她有老二! She's got a dick!
你没事吧? Are you okay?
天啊 我作了个好恐怖的恶梦 Oh, my God. I just had the worst nightmare.
关于什么? 谁有老二? What was it about? Who's got a dick?
我啊 I do.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我受不了了 I can't take this anymore.
喂? Hello?
你不是要打给我? I thought you were gonna call me.
喔 嘿 Oh, hey.
嗯 我睡着了 Yeah. I fell asleep.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你有梦到我吗? Were you dreaming about me?
可能吧 Maybe.
嘿 你可以等一下吗? Hey, can you hold on for one sec?
因为 Because this
这不是梦 isn't a dream.
天啊 那不是我的 是巴比的 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's.
那不是我的 That's not mine.
你们他妈的在干嘛? Guys. What the hell are you doing?
任务33 宝贝 Number 33, baby.
我们有机会完成33了 但现在就要去 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now.
-这有个半裸女孩 -抱歉 艾希莉 -Half-naked girl here. -Sorry, Ashley.
老兄 经理刚打来 现在有空档 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening.
-我们还没排练过 -只有这次机会 老兄 -We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. -It's our only chance, man.
是吗? Really?
艾希莉 是第33项任务 Ashley, it is Number 33.
我们可以待会再继续吗? Maybe, we could just finish later or something?
没关系 It's cool.
我陪你一起去 I'm coming with you.
-我们酷毙了 -赞! -We rocked that place. -Yeah!
帅! Awesome!
46号 在书堆中做 快点! Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up.
26项 体验黄金雨 Number 26, receive a golden shower.
27项 在别人胸前拉屎 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer.
-搞定 -老天 -Check. -Oh, man.
边打手枪边拉屎 Get a panda in the grotto.
-第30项 边拉屎边接受口交 -不会吧 -Thirty, get a blumpkin. -Oh, you didn't.
还是在吃完腌牛肉后 恶心死了 After corned beef. It was disgusting.
-好的 真不错 -赞! -All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. -Yeah!
以加拿大赐予我的权力 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada,
我宣布你俩为终生伴侣 I now pronounce you life partners.
你们想以一吻定情吗? Would you like to seal it with a kiss?
-不 -好 -No. -Yes.
第41项 让它成为法定 Number 41 . Make it official.
因为我是绅士 Because I'm a gentleman.
哗 你们两位真是鼓舞人心啊 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration.
该是时候来点期中庆祝了 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating.
-你觉得呢? -当然好 -What do you think? -Yes. Definitely.
史提夫 我要查大家的证件 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's lDs.
不是吧 曼妮 你在开玩笑吗? -What? -Come on, Manny. You're joking, right?
抱歉 不是 I'm afraid not.
这地方新的老板 You see, the new ownership of this establishment
不容许未成年饮酒 doesn't condone underage drinking.
警官 麻烦你护送这些孩子离开 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises.
-可以摸摸你的枪吗? -好啦 我们走 -Can I touch your gun? -All right, okay. We're going.
-拜拜 -你在破坏传统 艾格 -Bye-bye. -You're fucking with traditions, Edgar.
我不只是要破坏你的传统 我还要将其瓦解 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down.
带他走 Take him away.
你知道吗? 你太高尚了 You know, you are way too classy,
身材也太好了 and have way too nice of a body
真不该跟这种杂碎混在一起 to be hanging out with a douche bag like that.
别听他的 蜜糖 你的身材还没好到那地步 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great.
麻烦来杯杜松子酒配莱母 谢谢 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you.
史提夫 Stifler.
-怎样? -你的律师来了 -What? -Your lawyer's here.
很好 谢谢 玛帝 请他进来 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in.
你有律师? You have a lawyer?
多谢你来 很高兴你能到 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here.
你知道我的 总是为理想卖命 Well, you know me. I'm always down for the cause.
-终生贝塔 宝贝 -终生贝塔 -Betas for life, baby. -Betas for life.
李文斯坦先生? Mr. Levenstein?
嘿 艾力克 你父母好吗? Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad?
他们很好 真的很好 They're good. They're really good, actually.
-那很好 -嘿 大家 这是诺亚 -Well, that's good. -Hey, guys, this is Noah.
他是贝塔校友 也是我们兄弟会的顾问 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counseling consigliere.
这家伙帮我们擦了无数次的屁股 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine.
你们贝塔这群小子的确让我忙不完 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure.
我刚刚跟地区检察官谈过了 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney.
他是我以前的同学 他愿意不起诉 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges
但你们要答应 从此再也不涉足银大洋那里 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again.
太扯了吧 This is ridiculous.
那我周日早午餐要去哪里? Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch?
我知道你很不爽 Oh, look, I know you're upset.
他们的蛋饼吧确实不错 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure.
-但是你们得戒了它 -不可能 -But you're just gonna have to give it up. -No, we can't.
那些书呆子...那些书呆子 想打乱贝塔的生活方式 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life.
诺亚 你要进来吗? You want to step inside, Noah?
-喔 没锁吗? -嗯 -Oh, it's open? -Yeah.
谢了 玛帝 Oh, thanks Marty.
你若想一起去买个三明治的话 请你稍等一会 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute.
听着 Look, fellas,
这是比贝塔生活方式更大的事 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life.
你入贝塔屋时是抱着这种想法的吗? Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House?
不 No.
-不是 -所以... -No. It wasn't. -So...
所以必须要做些反击 So I think something has to be done here.
但当然要 在法律规范之内 Within the confines of the law, of course.
当然 当然 Of course. Of course.
你会怎么做? So what would you do?
我会怎么做? What would I do?
我会用我身上每一块贝塔肌肉 捏碎那些书呆子 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body.
但那是我个人 But that's just me.
返校舞会上见罗 艾力克 帮我跟你父母打声招呼 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik.
我会的 谢谢 I will. Thank you.
-我们要干嘛? -我们必须得找到他们的密室 -What are we doing? -We've got to find their trophy room.
别动 人类 Freeze, human.
用我的老二维系星际联盟 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock.
这是在搞什么鬼? What the hell is going on in there?
听起来像是有狗的老二 卡在吸尘器里似的 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum.
-好吧 这边 -我是健壮的忍者 -All right, this way. -I'm a husky ninja.
主机板在这里 There it is, the motherboard.
喂 我真的很想大便 Guys, I really gotta take a dump.
拜托 别现在 Oh, come on. Not now.
刚吃的速食让我不舒服 That fast food I ate put me over.
喔! 等不及了 Oh! I can't wait.
快点啦 老天 这家伙真恶 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting.
好吧 Okay. All right.
好的 Okay.
好 All right.
巴比! Bobby!
-巴比 你在搞什么? -上层 宝贝! -Bobby, what are you doing, man? -Upper-decker, baby!
上层 宝贝 Upper-decker, baby.
天啊 Oh, my God.
贝塔们 我们闪了 快 快 快! Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go!
怎么了? What's happening?
好的 竞选者 Well, pledges,
你们在记录性的时间内 完成了板上所有的任务 you completed every task on the task board in record time.
我与这房内所有的贝塔们 I, along with every other Beta in this room,
有幸称你们兄弟 are proud to call you our brothers.
恭喜 你们都是贝塔! Congratulations, you're all Betas!
很棒 Oh, yeah.
嘿 堂弟 Hey, cuz.
-嗯 -给你 -Yeah. -Here you go.
听来你交了个不错的女孩 兄弟 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy.
是啊 你知道吗? 竞选结束后 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over,
我们可以有更多共处的时间 we can spend a lot more time together, too.
什么? 说笑吗? What? Are you kidding me?
艾格 请你与你那些门萨协会的废材 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects
即刻离开我的屋子 out of my house, now.
这是你最后一次惹到我 史提夫! You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler!
我们一次把帐算清吧! We're gonna settle this once and for all!
等等 等等! 嘿 嘿 嘿! Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
喔! 搞什么? Oh! What the fuck?
我们书呆子会兄弟要挑战 你们贝塔屋 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House,
古希腊奥运会 to the Greek Olympiad.
古希腊奥运会? The Greek Olympiad?
仅管我非常想在奥运 痛扁你这书呆子 艾格 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed,
很抱歉告诉你 I hate to tell you,
古希腊奥运会 已被禁了将近40年 所以... the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So...
怎么了? 怕闯祸吗 史提夫? What's the matter? Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler?
怕? Afraid?
-那就来吧 -不过有一个条件 -Let's do this. -Oh, but there is one catch.
我们来赌许可证 We are playing for charters.
若我们赢了 你们就得放弃 你们的许可证 If we win, you give up your charter
并搬离贝塔屋 and you move out of the Beta House.
若你们赢 And if you win,
我们就搬并把屋子让给你们 we move out and you take our house.
这地方赌你们的豪宅? This place against your mansion?
就当是我想破坏的另一个传统 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down.
没问题 You're on.
你疯了吗? Are you out of your mind?
古希腊奥运会遭终生禁止 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life.
你们都会被踢出学校的 You'll all get thrown off campus.
我们必须冒这个险 That's a chance we're gonna have to take.
但古希腊奥运会太疯狂了 Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy.
它的确是包含了技巧 耐力与运动精神 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted,
但每个游戏都很变态 but there is a degree of perversion in these games
我不觉得对你们这些孩子有益 which I don't think would serve you kids well.
你还记得上个赢古希腊奥运会的... Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain
队长的名字吗? to ever win the Greek Olympiad?
那么久之前的事我怎么会知道 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago.
他叫诺亚李文斯坦 His name was Noah Levenstein.
我就知道有天会有报应 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day.
但我那时根本搞不清楚状况 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then.
我只是个笨小子 I was just a dumb kid.
李文斯坦先生 我们需要您 Mr. Levenstein, we need you.
传统上 最后获胜的队长 Tradition states that the last team captain to win
要主持这届竞赛 comes back to officiate.
我知道是传统 I know it's tradition.
我...我想我可以吧 I... I suppose I could do it.
但我要请几天假 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days.
很好 你不会后悔的 我发誓 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you.
-史提夫! 这是给你的 -是什么? -Stifler! This just came for you, man. -What is it?
真有趣 This is interesting.
喂! Hello!
我来了 有什么大秘密? I'm here. What's this big bombshell?
你确定没人跟踪你? Are you sure you weren't followed?
是你? 你在这干嘛? You? What the hell are you doing here?
-嘿 史提夫 -洛克 -Well, well, Stifler. -Rock.
我们又见面了 Looks like we meet again.
好的 这是陷阱 我要走了 All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here.
放轻松 白痴 Just relax, ass clown.
敌人的敌人就是我的朋友 The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
我们是竞争对手 What we had was a rivalry,
但艾格害我们被踢出学校 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus.
等等 你怎么会认识这家伙? Wait, how do you even know the guy?
他三年前来我们的会竞选 He tried to pledge our house three years ago.
他是第一个 来参选小人兄弟会的正常人 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat.
他们本来有个传统 将羊放在地下室 They used to have this tradition where we put a Sheep in the basement...
温柔点 Be gentle.
要我们上那只羊 They'd tell us we had to bang the Sheep
保险套没用之前不准出来 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used.
只有两种结果 Now, one of two things happened.
要不就哭着出来 Either they would come out crying,
再不然就带套打手枪 然后骗说跟羊做过 or they would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep.
艾格不一样 And then there was Edgar.
祝你好运 Good luck.
好 那是什么? -It's okay. -What the fuck?
我们得去看看 We gotta check it out.
我的老天啊! For the love of God, man!
那变态真的上了那只羊 That sick bastard fucked the sheep.
很棒的故事 但我不是很懂 这对我有什么帮助? That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me?
我相信你会有办法的 屎提夫勒 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler.
欢迎来到古希腊奥运会 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad!
今天参与这古老传统的 Competing today in this ancient tradition
有贝塔屋... are the Beta House...
-贝塔! 贝塔! -贝塔! 贝塔! -Beta! Beta! -Beta! Beta!
还有书呆子屋 And the Geek House.
当我们想到古希腊奥运会 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad,
就会回想起古老的传统 we hearken back to ancient traditions.
想像健壮的勇士 We conjure up images of mighty warriors
穿着小裙子 身上抹油 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up,
互相摔角 writhing around with each other.
有些人称之为摔角 有些人给予其他称呼 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else.
但不说古了 开始竞赛 But enough history. On with the games.
第一项比赛名为释放维纳斯 The first event is called The Release of Venus.
在最快速度内 解开他那排胸罩的人将获胜 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins.
你知道吗 艾格? You know, Ed,
你拿你妹妹练习的苦心 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra
白废了 is not gonna pay off.
拜托 德怀 Please, Dwight.
我在米兰 花了一季的时间与内衣模特儿约会 I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models.
那是在我遇到你前 It was before I met you.
先生们 准备好了吗? Gentlemen, are we ready?
衰败吧 德怀 衰败吧 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall.
开始解吧 Start unsnapping.
我还是这项记录的保持者 You know, I still hold the record in this event.
手术医师的手 Hands of a surgeon.
-喔 艾格怎么了? -这女的有DD吧 -Oh, what's up with Edgar? -Chick's got double Ds.
这种扣很难解 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with.
搞定 Done.
搞定! Done!
我就知道! I knew it!
贝塔获胜 Betas win.
-赞! -赞! -Yeah! -Yeah!
试得好 艾格 Hey, nice try, Edgar.
对不起 甜心 我太投入了 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone.
要是有大点的练习的话 我搞不好就赢了 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won.
下一项是战神之争 The next event is The Battle of Ares.
两个男人格斗至死 Two men fighting to the death,
或是将对手击入水中 or until one knocks the other into the water.
赞! 站稳了! Yeah! Ride that!
你们死定了 艾格 布尔耍这个跟头野兽似的 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing.
给自己留点颜面 直接把地契给我吧 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now.
未必 Not quite yet.
你还没见过我们的新成员吧? You haven't met our new initiate, have you?
他是丹尼尔茂 His name is Dave Maul,
是顶级的斗剑士 and he is the number-one rated light saber fighter
科幻大会巡回的第一名 on the science fiction convention tour.
喔 他是童子鸡 Oh, he's a virgin.
准备好了吗? Are you ready, boys?
斗剑! Joust!
快 Come on!
妈的! Oh, shit!
撂倒他! 撂倒他! Take him! Take him!
干掉他! Finish him.
加油! 快点! Go! Come on!
-书呆子获胜 -我需要瓶啤酒 -Geeks win! -I need a beer.
下一项是迪米特之宴 The next event is called Demeter's Feast.
古罗马时期 猪被认为是神圣的动物 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred.
常常用来祭拜农产女神 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture.
我们今天带来只上了油的猪 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up,
谁先抓到就获胜 and the first one who catches it, wins.
嘿 抓猪你行吗? Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging?
史提夫 我家的农场有652只猪 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs,
连猪在想什么我都一清二楚 I can tell what the pig is thinking.
有趣的小胖子 Silly, little, fat man.
嘿 艾格 素陆队长怎么不出动? Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu?
他不敢出来比吗? He afraid to compete?
你没听过极限运动吗? You haven't heard of parkour, have you?
搞什... What the...
加油! 加油! 加油! 加油! Go! Go! Go! Go!
过来小猪 过来小猪 Come here, piggy. Come here, piggy.
猪排 过来 Come here, pork chop.
书呆子! Geeks!
书呆子获胜! Geeks win!
古希腊轮盘是个很危险的游戏 心脏弱的人可别试 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart.
某一格里含有一颗胶囊 One of these chambers contains a capsule
里面是马的精子 with aged horse semen.
先生们 开始吧 Gentlemen, let us begin.
-好恶 -加油 -Disgusting. -Oh, come on.
-加油 加油! -加油 德怀! -Come on, come on! -Come on, Dwight!
你死定了 来吧 You're busted. Come on.
-一定... -又不是我们 快点! -It's gonna be... -We're not in it. Come on!
艾格 我很佩服 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar.
我没想到你那么有种 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this.
我以为你会找个小弟出来 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys.
但我决不会错过你满脸马精子的样子 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything.
来吧 Come on, man.
加油 史提夫! Come on, Stifler! -Stuff it in there. -Do it.
-赞! -好啊! -Yeah! -Yes!
-我们做得到! 好 好! -加油! -We can do this! Yes, yes! -Come on!
就是这样 That's how we do.
哇塞! Oh, boy!
-快点! 快点! -艾格! -Come on! Come on! -Edgar!
快点 宝贝 吃了它! Come on, baby. Eat it!
赞! Yeah!
-再放两颗进去! -两颗? 等等 两颗? -Put two canisters in there! -Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two?
德怀 那太多了 拜托 两颗? 他不值得 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it.
除非艾格不敢 不然就两颗 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters.
好! 放两颗! Fine! Put in two!
放两颗 Put in two.
老天 Oh, man.
快! Go!
-当个男子汉? -预备 开始! -Be a man, huh? -Ready. Go!
-暖下身 -喂! 喂! 喂! Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey!
够了 够了! 够了! All right, all right! All right!
-够了! -大家安静! -All right! -Everyone quiet!
好了吗? 回到比赛 We're good? Back to the match.
你很棒 宝贝 里头没东西 You're good baby. There's nothing in there.
不 我看不下去 Oh, no. I can't watch this.
赞! 赞! Yeah! Yeah!
-赞! 好! -赞! -Yeah! Yes! -Yeah!
-好! 好! -很好! 好! 好! -Yes! Yes! -All right! Yes! Yes!
到你了 You're up.
快点! Come on!
-开枪 -快点 -Do it. -Let's go.
-开枪! -开枪! 开枪! -Do it! -Do it! Do it!
-开枪! -快开枪! 快开枪 -Do it! -Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger.
-开枪! 开枪! 开枪! -快开枪 -Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! -Pull the trigger.
赞! 我们赢了! 白痴! Yes! We won! Sucker!
贝塔获胜 Betas win.
-享受艾格先生射出的 -那精液味道如何? -Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. -How does that semen taste, there?
虽然惨败 艾格 但俗语说得好 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son.
失败为成功之母 You've got to get right back up on that horse.
大概是 So to speak.
拥妻而行是很古早的游戏 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries.
第一对完成路线的将获胜 The first couple to complete the course wins.
-你欠我欠大了 -我知道 -You owe me big time for this. -I know.
-好的 -预备? -Okay. -All right. Ready?
好惨 现在! How pathetic. Now!
什么? 什么... What? What...
真的假的? 你想让班杜脱肠吗? Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia?
你的小脑袋又让你失望了 德怀 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight.
班杜 上 Bandhu, up.
好的 艾力克 我们走吧 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go.
我们死定了 We're fucked.
加油 艾力克! 加油 加油 加油! Come on, Erik! Go, go, go!
我们能赢贝塔 We can beat those Betas.
动作快点 快 快! Pick up the pace. Faster, faster!
你觉得... How'd you feel about that...
加油! 加油! Come on! Come on!
或许应该是我抱你 Maybe I should have carried you.
天啊 这女的真恐怖 Man, that is one scary chick.
那是女的? That's a chick?
好 Okay.
接下来是伯罗奔尼撒战争 And now, the Peloponnesian War.
第一队将整桶喝完的就算获胜 The first team to consume an entire keg wins.
呕吐不取消资格 Throwing up does not disqualify.
先生们 这铝制原桶内 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminum,
装了55公升麦芽酿制的酒精 lies 55 metric liters of malted alcohol.
记住 大家 别小看这些书呆子 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks.
他们大多都私下借酒浇愁 懂吗? Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right?
小心 先生们 这些人很会喝酒 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink,
但我们比他们厉害 but we are more than they are.
我们超越凡夫俗子! We are more than men!
我们 先生们 是书呆子! We, sirs, are Geeks!
-赞! -好的 兄弟们 开战! -Yes! -All right, boys. Battle!
先生们 大口喝! Gentlemen, chug-a-lug!
我绝对喝得过你们这些王八蛋! I can out-drink you fucks!
喝! Drink!
我们是书呆子 这难不倒我们 We are geeks, we can do this.
艾格! Edgar!
我只想告诉你一件事 I only have one thing to say to you.
怎样 你这俗客? What's that, you philistine?
呕吐不算丧失资格! Puking doesn't disqualify!
-书呆子们 上! -加油 兄弟们! -Geeks, attack! -Boot and rally, boys!
来吧 艾格 我看你有多厉害 婊子 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch.
就这么点工夫吗? 就这么点工夫吗? That's all you got, huh? That's all you got?
回酒桶去! Go back to the keg!
我们挂一个了! We got a man down!
先生们 我们需要达成最高效率 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency.
连接装置! Irene, attach the device!
-这他妈的是什么? -那是什么东西? -What the hell is that? -What is that thing?
开阀门 Open valves.
书呆子们目前领先 That's the Geeks taking the lead.
我们的秘密武器该出场了 卫希理! It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley!
-加油! -卫希理 倒立灌酒! -Let's go! -Keg stand! Now!
将阀门全开 我们要全力冲刺 操! Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker!
-赞! -赞! 赞! -Yeah! -Yeah! Yeah!
贝塔获胜! Betas win!
古希腊奥运会目前平手 我们现在进入淘汰赛 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death.
最后一项名为爱神上升 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite.
简单来说就是 Quite simply, the first man
谁先释放男性液体 who excretes his manly juices,
就是射出 in the ejaculatory sense,
就输了 loses.
我迫不及待想看你射在裤子里 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants.
来吧 Let's do this.
圆周率等于3.1415... π is equal to 3.1 415...
5978... -没什么大不了 -5978... -5978... -No big deal at all. -5978...
我好像是百货公司里的圣诞老人 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall.
-那不算什么 我没事 -对我也不算什么 -That was nothing. I'm okay. -That was nothing for me, either.
没问题 No big deal.
甩吧 Shake that thing.
-我喜欢你的胸部 -看这个 -I like your boobs. -Look at this.
假装你在吸我的乳房! Pretend you're sucking my man breast!
算了吧 史提夫 这场游戏是靠意志力的 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter.
况且我的脑比你大多了 And my brain is way bigger than yours.
我可是有实战经验 I've got experience on my side.
要比你那些小把戏有用多了 I'll take that over your Vulcan mind tricks any day.
我们看看 带她进来! We shall see. Bring her in!
我们将这位小姐从赌城请来 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas.
她可是翡翠市首席脱衣舞娘 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City.
享受吧 德怀 Enjoy, Dwight.
喔 不! Oh, no!
祝你好运 Good luck.
我有麻烦了 兄弟们 I'm in trouble here, boys.
这女孩太夸张了 带她进来! This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in!
紧急! 紧急! Code Red! Code Red!
搞什么? What the fuck?
看我的尾巴 艾格 Look at my tail, Edgar.
看它有多膨 Look how fluffy it is.
谁去阻止她 Somebody make her stop.
艾格 你对羊毛有癖好吗 老兄? Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy?
不! 去阻止她! No! Make her stop!
他不行了 He's done.
贝塔获胜 Betas win.
贝塔! 贝塔! 贝塔! Beta! Beta! Beta!
我将黄金锤颁给胜者! To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer!
敬贝塔屋! To Beta House!
贝塔 宝贝! Beta, baby!
恭喜你 史提夫 你延续了贝塔的传统 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive.
-谢了 诺亚 终生为贝塔 -终生为贝塔 -Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. -Betas for life.
这才是兄弟会派对 Now this is a frat party.
不 这是贝塔的派对 No. This is a Beta party.
-嘿 有个惊喜给你 -是吗? -Hey, I got a little surprise for you. -Yeah?
为了你如此的体帖并有耐心 我有个小礼物要给你 A little present for you being so patient and understanding.
好 Okay.
-你准备好收你的礼物了吗? -我不确定 -Are you ready for your present? -I'm not sure.
我好迷惑 我试着放开胸怀 但... I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but...
天啊 这对我来说都够扯的了 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me.
来了 Here it comes.
天啊 要是比我大 我一定昏倒 Oh, my God. if it's bigger than mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out.
我没穿内裤 I'm not wearing any panties.
冷静点 古斯 大家都看得到 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you.
我相信我们可以找到隐密点的地方 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy.
-好 -走吧 -Okay. -Let's go.
来吧 Come on.
-你带我去哪里? -是惊喜 你会喜欢的 -Where are you taking me? -It's a surprise. You're gonna like it.
我很紧张 I'm nervous.
你在说什么? 没事的 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine.
-你确定? -嗯 -Are you sure? -Yeah.
让我来吧 Why don't I take care of you.
好 Okay.
喔 Oh, my.
我不行! 我不行! I can't! I can't!
听着 放轻松 宝贝 Look, just let yourself go, baby.
没什么事会令我感到惊讶的 好吗? There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay?
-你确定? -嗯 -Are you sure? -Yeah.
好! Okay!
你为什么带我来这里? Why are you bringing me in here?
嗯 这是我们的新屋子 Well, this being our new house,
我想要在布告板上加入自己的任务 I thought I'd come up with my own task for the pledge board.
是什么呢? Okay. What's that gonna be?
我想若我秀给你看... Well, I think it's kind of better if I...
会比较好 If I show you.
在电影院里做 Sex in a movie theater.
我喜欢你的思考模式 艾力克史提夫 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler.
我要来了! 我要来了! I'm coming! I'm coming!
我要来了! I'm coming!
喔 我的... Oh, my...
嗯 刚刚有点令人吃惊 Okay. I was a little surprised by that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
-其实很性感 -真的? -It was actually really sexy. -Really?
你每次都可以这样吗? Yeah. Can you do that every time?
-是 是 -是吗? -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah?
我的天 Oh, my God.
-嘿 兄弟 要去泡一下吗? -不了 -Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? -Nope.
喔 等等 Oh, wait a minute.
对 难以捉摸的女性潮吹 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation.
不是很多女孩都可以 恭喜 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats.
贝塔屋无人能及! Beta House fucking rules!