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（唱歌） 哦 马里兰 我的马里兰 (Singing) oh Maryland. My Maryland.
别误会 我说“我的马里兰” 并不是说这地方全是我的 我只是指最好的那块 And don't get me wrong. When I say my Maryland, I don't mean I own it all. Just the best part. Eh.
看那 很漂亮吧 Take a look at that. Pretty nice, eh?
（唱歌）.............
再看这块 这是我邻居 Burnshaw 先生的地盘 And how about that one there. That belongs to my neighbor, Mr.Burnshaw.Hehe.
我这块地独一无二 我们自力更生 自给自足 应有尽有 My place is a class by itself. Anything anybody could possibly want, I've got it.
拉金农场 交易二手货 快来订购 春季猪仔
那两头猪缠绵得像对恋人 The pigs joy as a pair of lovers.
不久我们就会有一窝猪仔了 Harmless gentleman. We're gonna have us the first time championship litter.
那头公猪的动作挺快的 I say one thing: He didn't waste any time.
肯定是一见钟情 就像咱俩 对吧 孩子他妈 Must've been a case of love at first sight. Just like you and me, eh Ma?
你居然把咱们俩跟猪比…… Who cares? Don't you go compare us to a couple of pigs.
你干吗这么敏感 Don't you be so touchy.
Lee. Lee.
什么事 老爸 Yeah, Pa?
该把那头公猪还给 Burnshaw 了 快去 Time to get Mr. Burnshaw's pig home, aren't you? Now come on.
好的 快走 Grant OK, Pa. Come on, Grant.
Vicy Susy 你们也去帮他 Come on now. Vicy. Susy. Everybody has a share.
快去 Mariette 在哪？ All right. Carry on now. Where's Mariette?
- 她在仓库里 - 你先去吧 Mariette -She was in the barn. - You go along. Mariette.
Mariette
- 什么事？ - 我们得把 Burnshaw 先生的公猪送回去 -What's up, Pa? -We gotta take Mr.Burnshaw's pig back.
- 这么快？靠 - 对 现在就去 - Already? Shit. - Yeah. Right now.
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起来 猪八戒 Come on old boy.
- 八戒 你已经快活够了 该起来了 - You have enough, grown man. Here you go.
套住了 快起来 别装累了 Here you go... Come on... You're not that tired...
小心点 公猪是危险的动物 尤其是在交配季节 Careful now. Boars are dangerous animals, especially in the mating season.
每种动物在交配季节都很危险 你应该知道 Ma, every animal is dangerous in the mating season. You have known that by now.
Sure, it was nice of Mr. Burnshaw to lend it you.
没想到他这么慷慨 I'm glad he would be so generous.
妈 不是他慷慨 是他不在家 He wasn't generous, Ma, just wasn't home.
哦 你没有先问 Burnshaw 先生？ Oh, you didn't ask Mr. Burnshaw?
他不在家我怎么问？ How could I ask if he wasn't home?
Susy Vicy 进去挡住那只母猪 每个人都得出力 Susy, Vicy, get in there and keep that sow back. We all gotta do our share around here.
Burnshaw 先生知道有人借了他的公猪后会有什么感受？ How Mr. Burnshaw would feel about sharing his prize boar?
等我送他一只猪仔 他高兴还来不及 He's gonna feel mighty fine when I give him his pig of the litter.
放心好了 Now. Quit worrying.
你应该问人家的 You should have asked him.
你知道他是什么样的人 我只是不想让他不快 他这人还不错 You know how he is. Didn't want to upset him. He is a nice enough fellow.
只是没学会如何做人 Just haven't learned how to do onto others.
Like a stinky old crock, that's what he is.
Isn't he likely to do unto you with shotgun.
我们不能在背后说别人坏话 That's no way to talk about your neighbors.
何况 他的猪好好的 不但没坏 Besides, we didn't hurt the pig, anyway taking him back as good as new.
还变得更好了 发泄后感觉总是更好 Even better. A gentleman always feels better after a little outing.
恶心 Oh,
- 老爸 我们麻烦大了 - 瞎操心 大家快上车 - Pa, we're in a lot of trouble. - Oh, you worry way too much. Come on, everybody.
快上车 Get inside.
这猪为什么这么不高兴？ Why does he have to be so ornery?
你要是跟自己心爱的人分离 你也会不高兴 You would be ornery too, if they took you away from your sweetheart.
如果我心爱的人是头母猪 我才不会 Not if she was a pig, I won't.
可怜的猪 老爸 它们是不是很可怜 早上才结婚 下午就离婚 Poor pigs. Isn't it sad, huh Pa? Getting married and divorced in the same day.
动物就是这样啦 That's the life in the animal kingdom.
等等 等等 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- 走前穿上这件衣服 - 呆会穿 - Want you to put this on before you go over there. - I'll put it on later.
马上穿 下车 下车 Put it on right now. Out, out.
只要你高兴 什么都行 Anything to make you happy.
Mr. Burnshaw and your shirt is
Burnshaw 是高兴了 我却热死了 Yeah. Burnshaw is happy and I'm suffocating.
Get in there
想得周到 可以用这个哄哄他 Grand thought, Ma. It'll sweeten him up.
Sure hope so. Don't wanna spend the night picking up ... on your tail.
Who instead would you pick up
Guess who? Ha ha.
好了 可以走了 You be good now.
我们很快就回来 别担 We'll be right back. Don't worry.
再见 你们都要乖 Bye bye now. You behave yourself, all of you.
我去搞定 Burnshaw 先生 你们把猪八戒送回猪圈 I'll go settle with Mr. Burnshaw. And you take Romeo back to his tent.
爸 干脆咱们直接把它赶到猪圈 然后就回家 Pa, why don't we just put him back and , eh?
宝贝 用人家的公猪不能不跟人家说一声 这样不诚实 Honey, you can't use a man's hog and not tell him. It's not honest.
是不诚实 但更安全 No, but it's a lot safer.
没什么可担心的 你们搞定公猪 我搞定 Burnshaw 先生 Oh there's no cause for alarm. Now you take care of Mr. Boar chops and I'll take care of Mr. B.
咱们把猪弄下车吧 把那些西红柿给我 谢谢 OK. Now let's get him out of here. Give me those tomatoes. Thank you.
Lee 把门打开 咱们把它拉下来 Come on, Lee. Open the gate. Let's pull him down.
George 看谁来了 Hey, George. Look who is here.
How are you?
你拿的是什么东西？ What do you got there?
孩子他妈做的蓝莓派 吃一口 快活似神仙 吃两口 神仙快活死 One of Ma's blueberry pie. You sink you chop into this, you think you died and went to heaven.
拿来干吗用？ What do you take it for?
是送给 Burnshaw 的礼物 Oh no no no. It's a present for Mr. B.
- Pop. - Hi, Lisa, my, you look bright in
Well, that looks good.
嘿 如果你想交换掉你那个玉米剥皮机 我想我可以给你换成一台发电机 If you wanna trade that corn cornhusker, I think I can get you a power motor.
- 太好了 明天来找我 - 好的 Bob - Good. Come and see me tomorrow. - Will do. Bet you, Bob.
I can trace the ... to every ... back as far as
- Pop 喝一杯 - 太好了 谢谢 - Here, Pop, have a drink. - Well. Yes, indeed, I will. Thank you.
By the way, ....He wanted to swap your power motor with his...
Burnshaw 先生 我是来跟你说 如果你需要什么东西 直接就我家拿 Mr. B., I just came over to tell you that, if you're ever gonna need anything on mind,
不用打招呼 都是邻居嘛 don't bother to ask for it. Just take it. 'Cause that's what neighbors are for.
相互关照是应该的 As they say, one hand washes the other.
爸 猪跑了 Pa, he got away.
Burnshaw 先生家正在开聚会呢 快点赶出去 Can't you see, it's disturbing Mr. B's party.
哦 不好意思 Oh, oh, excuse me.
你好 警长 你好 Lisa ....Hi, there, Lisa.
Larkin 你拿我的猪干吗？ Larkin, what are you doing with my pig?
我们借用了一下你家的公猪 Well, you might say, we sorta borrowed him.
你擅自抓走我家的公猪？ You took my boo ribbon champion boar?
我们有母猪但没公猪 俗话说得好 Well, we have a sow but no boar. You get the connection. One is no good without the other.
一个巴掌拍不响 哈哈 Like they say, it takes two to tango.
Burnshaw 先生 小心 Look out, Mr. B.
太不好意思了 Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
真对不起 Burnshaw 先生 I'm very sorry, Mr. B. I...I
出去 Get out of here.
别生气 生了小猪也有你一份 Don't fly off the handle. You are gonna get a pig of the litter.
我不要小猪 我要你从我家滚蛋 I don't want a pig of the litter. I want you out of here, of my property.
出去 出去 出去 Get out. Get out. Get out.
别生气 Burnshaw 先生 看 我给你带来了点心 这是全世界最好吃的蓝莓派 Calm down, Mr. B. Look, I brought you a.... Best blueberry pie in the world.
- 是吗？ - 我保证 这是孩子他妈特地为你做的 - Oh, really? - I guarantee. Ma sent it over especially for you.
- 太谢谢你啦 - 礼尚往来 客气啥呢 - That's very nice of you. - Do onto others and they'll do onto you. That'll be the best pie ...
何必这样呢？ What you wanted to do that for?
有些人连基本的做人之道都不懂 Some people just don't have the first idea of how to be neighborly.
Grant 给我一个西红柿 Grant, give me one of those.
Ma always
如果你以后敢再碰一下我的家畜 我就…… If you ever so much as touch one of my animals again, I...
Mariette 这样做是不对的 You shouldn't have done that, Mariette.
礼尚往来嘛 Do onto others and they'll do onto you.
他们并没有偷你的猪 只不过先斩后奏借用了一下 Wendell, they didn't steal your pig. They merely preemptively use your pig.
别跟讲法律道理 我不能再生气了 don't give me that legal... I mustn't get angry again. I've got to watch my
David 十多年来 Larkin 一家人无时无刻不折磨我 David, for ten more years, those Larkins have spent every waking moment making my life miserable.
他们随意拿我家的东西 Anything they can get their hooks on,
拿my prize apple, my prize pig.
Wendell 说白了你就是讨厌 Larkin 一家 是吧 Wendell, Let's stipulate to the fact that you hate the Larkins, eh?
我要他们离开 你愿意跟一户后院堆满杂物的人家做邻居吗 I want them out. How would you like to live in a neighborhood with junkyard populated by
我不愿意 那你为什么不买下他们的地 I wouldn't. Why don't you buy the place.
David 我已经三次出了两倍的价格 David, I offered them twice what the place is worth three times.
- 他们不卖 是吧？ - 多少钱都不卖 他说他不缺钱 - They won't sell, eh? - Not for any prices. He got all the money he needed.
- 你知道他靠什么为生吗？ - 什么？ - You know what he does for a living? - what?
交换东西 He trades things.
你有什么值钱的东西 他会拿件垃圾来跟你换任何东西 You got something valuable, he'll give a piece of junk for anything.
偷偷摸摸的 Sly. Quiet.
Wendell 我能做什么？我是税务律师 Wendell, what can I do? I'm a tax lawyer.
你认为我为什么叫你来？ Why do you think I sent for you?
这年头谁家不缺钱？ These days, who has all the money he needs.
你缺 我也缺 为什么？个人所得税 You don't. I don't. Why? Income tax.
Wendell 这跟那又有什么关系 Wendell what does that have to do with it.
Every year, those bureaucrat ...my butt.
尽管我有你 在财政部有一个所谓的朋友 但每年他们还是把我的血都榨干 In spite of you, in spite of my so called friend in the treasury department, every year they bleed me dry.
我不能再生气了 I can't.
David 你不觉得奇怪吗 Larkin 居然不缺钱 David, doesn't it strike you odd that brother Larkin has all the money he needs, eh?
似乎有点.... Just seems a little ....
他欺骗所有人 难道就不会欺骗政府？ Cheats everybody else. Wouldn't he also cheat government, eh?
明天咱们俩就去查一查 Larkin 的交税情况 Tomorrow, you and I are going to ... to find out how brother Larkin stands with the IRS.
你得另谋高就了 You better start looking for another job.
多么悲惨的景象 Sad sight, isn't it?
当然 你们也明白 我并不喜欢毁掉一个人 You understand, of course, gentlemen, that I don't like to ruin a man.
我们也不想没收他的股票和证券 卖掉他的房子和东西 We don't enjoy taking his stocks and bonds, selling his house and stuff.
But, ...Uncle Sam and leaves us no choice.
无论多少 无论大小 Great or small, gentlemen, high bracket, low bracket,
只要你敢不交税 我们就会把你剥掉皮 if Uncle doesn't get his cut, we nail your hide to the barnyard door.
对对 就应该这样 Kelsey 先生 May I, sir, well, that's a wonderful attitude, Mr. Kelsey.
现在说说 Larkin 的事 Now about this fellow, Larkin.
有些人会留下蛛丝马迹 And some of them leaves a minor trace.
最后都被我们抓到了 We get them all in the end.
我们会把他们剥得只剩下骨头 We pick their bones clean.
- 老板 有什么事吗 - Lorenzo Sidney Larkin 的资料查好了没 - Yes, sir? - Lorenzo, ready on the Sidney Larkin?
- 好了 - Right. -
他是我的左右手 My No. one bird-dog.
先生们 记住我的话 再过四年 他就会进入国会 You mark my words, gentlemen. Within four years, he will be in congress.
十年内必成为参议员 一路高升 Ten years, the senator. Going crazy.
你们注意看他怎么先声夺人 Watch. Watch how he takes hold.
进来 Come in.
这是 Lorenzo Charlton This is Lorenzo Charlton.
- 是他们举报了 Larkin - 是吗 - These gentlemen brought the Larkins' matter to our attention. - Oh, yes.
- 我是 Osgood - 你好 - Osgood. - How you do?
- 我叫 Burnshaw - 你好 - Burnshaw. - How do you do?
很高兴见到你 Charlton 先生 Kelsey 先生刚刚对你赞赏有加 Glad to meet you, Mr. Charlton. Mr. Kelsey very nice things about you.
你举报邻居是为了得到奖励吗 You expect a reward to turn in your neighbor?
奖励？当然不是 A reward? Certainly not.
那你的动机是什么？ Then what's your motive?
Burnshaw 先生非常爱国 这些年 他交了非常多的税 Mr. Burnshaw is a patriotic american. Over the years, he gladly pays a large, very large tax bill.
If you were planning on enjoying the privilege of living on
Mr. Burnshaw,
Mr. Burnshaw, I'm telling you,
我们经常发现 举报人自己也有问题 we frequently find that, informers have something to hide themselves.
等等 这是怎么回事 Now, just a minute, what's going on here? What is this?
What did I tell you? First round of box, he got you back in the corner.
告诉你 财政部有一个人是我非常要好的私交 Well, let me tell you something. A p.. man in the treasury department happens to be a very dear, close, personal, friend of mine.
Lorenzo 你查到 Larkin 的问题没有？ Lorenzo, what had you got on Larkin?
什么都没有 Not a thing.
Larkin 先生从来没交过个人所得税 Mr. Sidney Larkin has never paid one penny of income tax.
什么？ What?
而且 他似乎从来没有申报纳税 What is more, he has never even seemed fit to file a return.
从来没有？ Never?
没有 Never.
那不是好极了？ Isn't that wonderful?
好极了？ 有什么好的？ Wonderful? I see nothing wonderful.
我只看到在我们的记录上有一个大黑点 I see a big black mark on our record.
非常同意 I agree with you absolutely.
Lorenzo 你明天过去把那个黑点擦除了 明白吗 Lorenzo, you head down there tomorrow, and erase that black mark. Get me?
好的 Right.
我想他会倾家荡产吧？ I suppose he could lose everything he owns?
When you dance, gentlemen, you pay the pipe.
从现在开始 From now on, uncle is in the driver's seat.
美国政府 公务车
小姑娘 你怎么回事呀？ What's the matter with you, young woman?
不要命了吗？ Want to get yourself killed or...
这些人都疯了 Crazy lot of people out here.
How come Mariette is that kind of woman crazy boys chasing her.
Yeah, Pa, how come?
Let me think. How old are you two now?
We're eleven.
Ask me in a couple of years, and I'll tell you.
Where did she go, Mr. Larkin?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Looking for me?
Oh, think you're smart,huh?
I've taken care of you, Mom.
Popy.
Got a problem on our hand.
Ripe and ready, that girl.
Oh, mom, she just practises. You know, as they, practice makes perfect.
Too much practice ends the real thing.
You know me, mom, I'm all for the real thing.
I'm talking about getting married.
Mariette is a good girl. We got nothing to worry about so far. But I know the sign.
It's time we found her a husband.
I'll go ask her, which one do you want?
Don't be serious. She's not gonna marry one of those hollow boys.
It got to be someone special of the top breed.
Nice clean cut young man, with a full education.
So he will appreciate what he is getting.
Mom, you have been looking at too many of the TV programs. You're never gonna find a fellow like that.
- Hi, Mr. - Hi.
Is this the Larkin place?
- Yes. I'm Lee. And this is Grant. - Hello. How do you do?
- I'm Vicy. This is Susy. - Hello. Hello.
That is Mariette.
Mr. and Ms. Larkin?
My name is Charlie.
- Here's the Mom. - How do you do?
- What did you say? - I'm with the
It comes to our attention ...
Mariette, that's enough tossing around. You better get up from the
Hey, Mr.
Your car is burning oil?
What? What's that?
Your car. I saw smoke when you drove in.
It's not my car.
- What's that service you said again? -
Never heard of that. We ever had the .... service?
- No. - Mariette, come on out of there.
It's not the ... Service. I'm from the Income....
Here now...
Leave the car alone, please.
OK. But she needs a
Look. You two wanna fix something, fix the television set. Now get in the house. Go on. Move.
Mariette, you hear me?
Come on. Let's go.
- Mr. Larkin, now...
Mr. Charlie, this is our daughter, Mariette.
- How do you do. - Hey. You're the one that I jumped in front down the road?
Yes. That was I.
I scared you, didn't I?
Oh, I can tell you had a fine education.
Nice dog.
Get off my car.
I can you like animals.
For a load of reason, yes.
There now. You know, that goat, she's rather choosy.