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Sam!

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Darrin.Look what you made me do.

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You wouldn't have done what you did
if you hadn't done what you did.

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Well,I just got tired running up
and down that ladder,and I lost my head.

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Sam,when are you going...

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Sweetheart,why don't you
just go out and come back

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and we'll forget this ever happened?

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-Good morning,sweetheart.
-Morning,sweetheart.

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-I'll bet you don't know what today is.
-Let's see.

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It's too late for Groundhog Day and too
early for National Frankfurter Week.

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What day is it?

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It's exactly three days,
eight hours and 45 minutes

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since your mother
last inflicted herself on us.

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Now,Darrin, I know Mother can be
a bit difficult,but...

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All right,all right.She can
be a lot difficult

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but she is my mother
and she's not without a certain charm.

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I had hoped that you might come
to like her a little.

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I like her a little.

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-Very little.
-Very little.

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I guess what bugs me the most

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is the way she barges in
without any advance notice.

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Well...

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'Advance notice.I am barging.Endora.'

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Darrin,for once try to be agreeable. No
matter what she says,just agree.Please.

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Okay.But believe me,it won't help.

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Samantha,my love.How are you?

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Oh,I'm sorry if I disturbed your stupor.

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Good morning,Endora.
How nice you dropped in.

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You're a sight for sore eyes that
brightens an otherwise bleak morning.

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Keep that up
and you'll be a monkey's uncle.

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Darrin,you'll be late for work.

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Yes,but it's worth it
to make your mother feel welcome.

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Endora,won't you sit down
and rest your weary bones?

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That does it. Now he's saying I'm
too decrepit to stand.

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Sweetheart,you can't win.
Why don't you go to work?

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Okay.Bye,sweetheart.

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Bye,Endora.

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You lay a lip on me and I'll put you in
orbit for the rest of your life.

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I was just reaching for my paper.

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What in the name of all that's witchly
has gotten into him?

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Nothing.

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Darrin happens to be
an extremely agreeable person.

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Everyone thinks so.

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His business associates,his friends.
Everyone but you.

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-Now,don't you think you might be wrong?
-Why?

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Columbus was the only one that thought
the world was round and he was right.

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It's no use.

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-Excuse me,Mother.
-Yes.

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So agreeable,is he?

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Well,if he really were,
he'd take a nice,long,one-way trip.

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Or maybe...

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Yes!

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I'll zap him into such an agreeable
state, he'll be utterly sickening.

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That was Mrs Kravitz.She had
this crazy civic improvement petition.

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I told her I wouldn't sign it
without consulting you.

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I'd better duck out the back way.

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And I'm gonna give Adam his bottle.

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-Bye-bye.
-Bye.

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Just going out the back way.

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Saying goodbye to you once
is bad enough,but twice is revolting.

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Endora,I'd love to stay
and bicker,but...

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Bee's knees and bell's knell,
hearken to my tricky spell.

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To prove your brain's the size of a pea,
with all you hear,you will agree.

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-Excuse me.Gotta run.
-Wait!

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See how cloudy it is? It might rain.

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Yeah,it might.I'd better
get an umbrella.

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Whatever for? There isn't
a cloud in the sky.

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You're absolutely right.Bye-bye,Endora.

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Goodbye,Durwood.Good luck.

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Oh! Mr Stephens!

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Mr Stephens!

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Your wife said you already left,
but here you are.

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That's right.
What can I do for you,Mrs Kravitz?

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I wanted to ask you to
sign this petition.

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We're trying to get the city
to do something about the bus stops.

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Now I don't know how often
you've had to wait for a bus,

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but those benches
are terribly uncomfortable

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and we of the Civic lmprovement
Committee feel that they should
be upholstered.

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-Upholstered bus benches?
-Yes.Wouldn't that be nice?

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Oh,I agree.Where do I sign?

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Would you be interested
in circulating one of these petitions?

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Of course.

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Now if you'll excuse me,Mrs Kravitz,
I've got to get to work.

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Oh,sure.I'm sorry I held you up.
But these things are terribly important.

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Oh,I know.I couldn't agree more.

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-Yes?
-Mrs Stephens is on the phone.

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Thank you.

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Hi,hon.What's up?

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Well,frankly,I'm a little
puzzled.Gladys Kravitz came
back and left a petition.

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She said you agreed to get signatures.

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That's right,I did.

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You're gonna ask people you know to sign
a petition for upholstered bus benches?

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Don't you think that's a
little ridiculous?

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It's a lot ridiculous.

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Then why did you agree
to take the petition?

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I don't know.Just to be
agreeable,I guess.

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Well,that's fine,sweetheart,
but I think you went a little overboard.

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She's also put you on
the Save the Starlings committee.

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The Starlings? What
street do they live on?

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They are birds. They fly into
glass buildings and get hurt.

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She wants the city
to condemn buildings made of glass.

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-That's very interesting.
-It's absurd.

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That's what I mean.It's
absurdly interesting.

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Just a minute.Yes?

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Mr Tate would like to see you
in the office right away.

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Okay.I've gotta run,Sam.
Talk to you later.Bye.

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Hi,Larry.Oh.New clubs?

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Yes.You know me.
I'm always trying to improve my game.

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You ought to try cheating.It's cheaper.

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You know,I thought we might go over
a few things before Shotwell arrives.

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Good idea.

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I'm anxious to turn this account
over to you, but it's got to be
handled delicately.

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Darrin,you've got to be diplomatic.

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Without compromising your principles,
of course.

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-Larry,I agree with you 100%.
-You do? That's great.

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You know how much
I respect your integrity.

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But let's face it,
sometimes you go overboard.

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You're right,Larry.I do.

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Well,I'm glad to hear you admit that,
for once.

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-Yes?
-Mr Shotwell is here.

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Ask him to come right in.

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Oh,just one last thing.
He claims he doesn't like yes men.

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But the truth is,he hates people
who disagree with him even more.

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So I want you to be...

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Mr Shotwell!
Good to see you.This is Darrin Stephens.

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Heard a lot of good things about you,
young fellow.

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-Well,thanks.
-Any of it true?

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-Have a seat,Mr Shotwell.
-I certainly hope so.

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And Larry has filled me in on what
a dynamic and inspiring person you are.

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-That's a lot of baloney.
-It certainly is.

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I forgot to tell you
about Stephens' sense of humour.

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It's a little peculiar.
But you know these geniuses.

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-Frankly,I find geniuses
a pain in the neck.
-So do I.

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They're also the only ones
who come up with original ideas.

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Exactly.The world needs geniuses.

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Apparently there's one thing
they didn't tell you about me,Stephens.

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I don't like yes men.

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I'm well aware of that,sir,
and I happen to share that feeling.

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Let's get down to business,shall we?

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You know my feeling
that the advertising campaigns

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of Shotwell Pharmaceuticals
can use some new blood.

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That's why I brought Stephens
into the picture.

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He's roughed out some ideas
with a younger,fresher approach

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and I'll turn the floor over to him.

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You think our approach
has been too conservative,do you?

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-Yes.I completely agree with Mr Tate.
-Well,I don't.

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-You're absolutely right.
-What?

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Listen,why get bogged down
in semantics,huh?

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Explain your approach to Mr Shotwell
and show him some of your layouts.

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Certainly.

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First of all,let's take a
look at your slogan.

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'Oldest pharmaceutical establishment
in America.'

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Now,that's a dignified,
impressive concept.

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But in today's jargon,
the word 'establishment' has
negative connotations,

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particularly to the young people.

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Three-quarters of our
customers are over 40.

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Yes,and that's why I say
never change your slogan.

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Well,I have just one thing to say.

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If you're that anxious to get off my
account, I'll make it easy for you.

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You'll have a letter of cancellation
in the morning.

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Now wait a minute,Mr Shotwell.
Never mind Stephens.

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I'll stay on the account myself and I
promise you I'll do everything to...

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Congratulations.

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In three minutes,you managed
to destroy a 21-year relationship.

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Why? Why did you have to be
so darned agreeable?

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I certainly did agree a lot,didn't I?

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I don't know
whether to strangle you or fire you.

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Either one's okay with me,Larry.

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That's the first thing you've agreed to
that makes sense.

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But I can't fire an old friend,

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so why don't you take a little vacation
till I cool off?

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Okay.How long?

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A year or two should do it.

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Then he suggested I take a little
vacation till he cooled off.

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-How long a vacation?
-A year or two.

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Darrin,I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but you've been fired.

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Yeah.I know.

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What happened exactly?

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Well,Larry pleaded with me
to be diplomatic.

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He said Shotwell hated people
who disagreed with him and,

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well,I guess I went a little overboard.

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Actually,then Larry's just as much to
blame as you are,isn't he?

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You're right.

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-Maybe it's time you made a change.
-I agree.

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What kind of a change?

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-Well,a change in jobs.What else?
-You're absolutely right.

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As a matter of fact,
I know where there's an opening.

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Stone,Fraser,Moreheim,
Cooper,Cooper and Washburn.

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They don't sound like
they have room for anyone else.

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-One of the top outfits in the country.
-I see.

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I've got to check around to see if
anyone can drop my name with Washburn.

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He's the one that counts.

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Sweetheart,as long as you're home, do
you mind if I go out for a little while?

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I have a few errands to run.

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-No,go ahead.
-Okay.

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See you later.

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Bye,sweetheart!

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-Oh,Mr Washburn.
-Yes?

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The mayor's on the phone.

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Tell him I've left for lunch.
I'll call him back later.

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-Where will you be lunching?
-The usual place.

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Well,I'll see you later.
And enjoy your Darrin Stephens.

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-What?
-I said,enjoy your lunch.

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How long has it been
since Wiley's had a vacation?

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She just came back from one.

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Must have had a wild time.

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-Let me see that list of candidates.
-Yes.

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Parker,party of two.

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Darrin,party of Stephens.

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-Table for one?
-No,thank you.I'm waiting for someone.

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-Ready to order?
-Yeah.I'll have another drink.

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-Make it a double.
-You think that's a good idea?

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A little Darrin or two
makes a better Stephens,I always say.

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Maybe you're right. Forget the
drink.I'll have the swordfish.

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Yes,sir.Would you like that
à la carte or on the Darrin?

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-What?
-À la carte or on the dinner?

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-Fine.Either way.
-And for you,sir?

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I'll have the steak sandwich
and more coffee.

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Thank you.
Enjoy your Darrin Stephens now.

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What's your feeling?

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Oh.Oh,yeah.

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Well,I think that far and away,
the best man for us is

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Darrin Stephens.

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-Who?
-Darrin Stephens.

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He's not even on the list.

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Well,why isn't he?
He's far and away the best man for us.

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Sam?

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Hi,sweetheart.

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You want to hear a
fantastic coincidence?

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Washburn just called me.
The agency I told you about?

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I start tomorrow!

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-He hired you over the phone?
-Yes.He seemed very insistent about it.

233
00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:06,759
Well,that's marvellous.
I certainly hope that...

234
00:16:06,919 --> 00:16:11,600
Hi,Mrs Stephens.I just came by
to tell Mr Stephens the good news.

235
00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,080
Oh? What's that?

236
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,840
I've just been made chairman
of the Save the Starlings committee.

237
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,519
Well,this is really your lucky day.

238
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:23,600
See you at the meeting.Bye.

239
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,559
Darrin,why did you agree to be
chairman of that ridiculous committee?

240
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,480
Well,because she asked me to.

241
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,720
-Suppose she asked you to jump in a lake
-There's no lake near here.

242
00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:38,960
You know something?

243
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:43,799
Either you're having a nervous breakdown
or my mother has struck again.

244
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,080
Tell me,did you and Mr Washburn
agree on a salary?

245
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,360
Yes.And it's only a few thousand less
than I'm making now.

246
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,840
That does it.Mother!

247
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,919
I thought I'd be hearing from you.

248
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:01,840
-Take it off.
-In mixed company?

249
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,559
Now,Mother, you know very well
what I am talking about.

250
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:09,160
You put a spell on Darrin to make him
agree with anything or anyone.

251
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,039
And you object?

252
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,200
Mother,the depth of your lack of feeling
is not to be believed.

253
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:19,319
Do you realise that your feeble little
joke has cost Darrin his job?

254
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:24,000
Oh,Samantha,stop making
so much ado about nothing.

255
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,359
Sam...

256
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,519
What kind of an incantation is that?

257
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,559
Samantha,I refuse to stay
here and bicker.

258
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,599
Are you all right?

259
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,279
-It's none of your business!
-What?

260
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:52,400
-Don't stand there gaping.Get me a drink
-Oh,no!

261
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,880
Mother.

262
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,000
Mother,what have you done to him?

263
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,799
Oh,good grief.
It's 'reverse the spell' backwards.

264
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,519
What the devil are you mumbling about?

265
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,799
Would you get that,Sam? I'm busy.

266
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:05,559
Hi,Sam.Is Darrin...

267
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,839
Oh,there you are!

268
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,759
I was just driving by on my way home
and I thought I'd drop in.

269
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,279
This isn't on your way home.

270
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,920
Darrin,I think
Larry's trying to make a gesture.

271
00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:21,240
Yes?

272
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,200
Well,I'm making one,too.

273
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:26,519
Goodbye.

274
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:31,119
Well,of all the
ungracious,disagreeable...

275
00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:33,880
This morning you fired me
for being too agreeable.

276
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,200
Who said I fired you?

277
00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:37,799
What do you call
a two-year vacation without pay?

278
00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:41,759
So I lost my temper.Now I'm apologising.

279
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,079
Not interested in your apology.

280
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,960
Sam,for the sake of your family,
you ought to have a talk with him.

281
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,119
Jobs like his don't grow on trees.

282
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,440
Larry,I wish you'd gotten here
a few minutes earlier.

283
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,319
-Well,Shotwell didn't call me till...
-Shotwell called you?

284
00:19:57,599 --> 00:20:00,640
-Yes.
-He liked the layouts,right?

285
00:20:00,759 --> 00:20:04,519
Well,to be perfectly frank,yes.

286
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,160
Well,well,well.

287
00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:10,440
Now,why don't you stop this,
both of you,and admit that,basically,

288
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:14,079
you have a great affection and
admiration for each other?

289
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,839
Darrin,I'm sorry.

290
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,680
I'll see you first thing in
the morning,right?

291
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:24,480
Wrong.

292
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,839
He's starting in again!

293
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,440
All right,Mother,you've had your kicks.

294
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:33,480
Now you better come
and clean up this mess,

295
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,920
or you're gonna hear a lot of yelling.

296
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,240
Mother!

297
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,000
Samantha,you're such a killjoy.Really.

298
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,799
-Mother!
-I'm doing it.I'm doing it,I'm doing it.

299
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:50,599
Bee's knees and bell's knell,
I order you to remove the spell.

300
00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:56,680
Return this mortal to his normal
state. If this doesn't work,I
simply can't wait.

301
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,240
What was I saying?

302
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,960
How good it is to have Darrin back.

303
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:11,880
-Yeah.Good to have you back,old friend.
-Good to be back,Larry.

304
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,240
-You can't bust up a team like ours.
-No way.Come on.I'll make you a drink.

305
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,799
We have our differences,sure.

306
00:21:17,799 --> 00:21:20,480
And a lot of relationships
might not survive them.

307
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,640
But with us it only serves to sharpen
our appreciation of each other.

308
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,160
Because we know that deep in our hearts,

309
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,920
we have that kind of common bond
that's rare in this world.

310
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:35,880
And why? The answer's as
simple as it is beautiful.

311
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,359
Because we have respect
for each other's ideas and opinions.

312
00:21:40,519 --> 00:21:42,000
-But most of all...
-You get out.

313
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,559
...we're sensitive to each
other's feelings.

314
00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:49,160
And all this adds up to one
thing,Darrin, the team.

315
00:21:49,279 --> 00:21:52,640
Yeah.The team.You and me.

316
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,839
And my mother.

317
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,720
Sweetheart,
I don't blame you for being upset.

318
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,319
There are times
when Mother just goes too far.

319
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,119
You're implying
there are times when she doesn't?

320
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,839
You think she dislikes you,
but you're wrong.

321
00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:18,200
She likes me?

322
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,400
Well,I didn't say that.

323
00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:24,079
She just doesn't care for mortals,
and you happen to be one.

324
00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:26,880
Well,I'm going to be one
as long as I live.

325
00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:29,440
You know,I know there's no hope of
her learning to like me,

326
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,799
but do you think in time
she'd learn to ignore me?

327
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:38,400
Sweetheart,Esmeralda is babysitting and
we're all set for a lovely evening out.

328
00:22:38,559 --> 00:22:41,680
So let's just put Mother
out of our minds.

329
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,279
There's only one way to do that.

330
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,680
We've got to put Mother
out of our minds more often.

331
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,839
-Mrs Kravitz.
-Where are you going?

332
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,440
-Out to dinner.
-You can't!

333
00:23:01,599 --> 00:23:05,880
You promised to address
the Save the Starling committee.

334
00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,519
-When did I do that?
-This afternoon.

335
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,039
Mrs Kravitz,when I agreed,
I really didn't know what I...

336
00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:14,440
What Darrin is trying to
say,Mrs Kravitz,

337
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:19,359
is that when he said he'd do it,
he was really under...Under...

338
00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:21,160
Yes?

339
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:25,000
Sweetheart,why don't you go over there
and say a few words to the committee?

340
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,720
You'll come? Oh,good!

341
00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:31,880
I'll just run over
and tell them you're on your way.

342
00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:37,799
Sam,I don't know anything
about starlings.

343
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,640
Then you're even. They don't know
anything about you either.

344
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:52,640
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