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啊!
AAH!
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不!不!不!
NO! NO! DON'T!
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啊!
AAH!
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啊!
AAH!
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不!不!不!
NO! DON'T! NO!
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快过来！
GET OVER HERE!
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啊!
AAH!
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喂?
HELLO?
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罗西尼。?
ROSEANNE?
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丹?
DAN?
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这是凯西。
IT'S KATHY.
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(发出)
[CLATTERING]
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一切都还好吗？
IS--IS EVERYTHING O.K.?
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喂?
HELLO?
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有没有人——？
IS ANYBODY HO--?
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AAAHHH !
AAAHHH!
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哦!
OH!
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啊!
AAH!
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啊!
AAH!
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怎么了，凯西？
WHAT IS IT, KATHY?
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我今天过得很糟糕，现在又得收拾这一切。
I'VE HAD A BAD DAY, AND NOW I'VE GOT ALL THIS TO CLEAN UP.
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我,嗯…
I, UH...
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我，我要回家，我
I--I NEED TO GO HOME, I--
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你看看这一团乱？
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MESS?
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我不知道我说过多少次了
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID IT--
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就像给鱼开膛破肚。
IT'S JUST LIKE GUTTING A FISH.
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我发誓，我上次好多了。
I SWEAR, I WAS WAY BETTER THE LAST TIME.
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最后一次？
THE LAST TIME?
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你知道的…
YOU KNOW...
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和贝基的爸爸在一起。他也是金发。
WITH BECKY'S DAD. HE WAS BLOND, TOO.
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你的房子上面有个垃圾处理机，对吧？
HEY, YOU'VE GOT A GARBAGE DISPOSAL OVER YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT?
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我的天啊。
OH, MY GOD.
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请,请……
PLEASE, PLEASE...
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我，我要回家了。
I--I NEED TO GO HOME.
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哦,不。你不能走。你会告诉。
OH, NO. YOU CAN'T GO. YOU'LL TELL.
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不，我不会的。我保证。
NO, I WON'T. I PROMISE.
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我不会说的。请。
I WON'T TELL. PLEASE.
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放开我。
LET ME GO.
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哦!
OH!
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肝脏吗?
LIVER?
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啊!
AAH!
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啊!
AAH!
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哦!
OH!
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万圣节快乐!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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有你!
GOT YOU!
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那真是太可怕了……
THAT WAS A HORRIBLE...
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可怕的……
HORRIBLE...
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这太可怕了。
HORRIBLE THING TO DO.
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亲爱的，每次我们这么做，
YOU KNOW, HON, EVERY TIME WE DO THIS,
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人们很生气。
PEOPLE GET SO TICKED OFF.
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是的。我们什么时候才能学会？
YEAH. WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
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嘿嘿嘿嘿。
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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我们把凯西搞定了。她差点失去理智。
WE GOT KATHY GOOD. SHE ALMOST LOST IT.
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是的。不过膀胱控制得很好。
YEAH. DAMN GOOD BLADDER CONTROL, THOUGH.
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好的，谢谢你。我确实笑得很厉害。
WELL, THANK YOU. I DID LAUGH PRETTY HARD.
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听着，我今晚要出去。
LISTEN, I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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你会回家吃晚饭吗？
WILL YOU BE HOME FOR DINNER?
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我不知道。我们要吃什么？
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
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肝脏。肝脏。
LIVER. LIVER.
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呵呵呵。
HEH HEH.
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天啊，我真希望我有个成年人的榜样。
GOD, I WISH I HAD AN ADULT ROLE MODEL.
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你今晚要去哪里？
WHERE YOU GOING TONIGHT?
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你有什么派对吗？你扮成什么？
YOU GOT SOME SORT A PARTY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS?
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我扮成贝琪去。
I'M GOING AS BECKY.
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那应该会把他们吓得屁滚尿流。
THAT OUGHT TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.
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有趣。这不是派对。这是一部电影。
FUNNY. IT'S NOT A PARTY. IT'S A MOVIE.
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恐怖电影吗?
SCARY MOVIE?
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妈妈，我已经长大了。继续前进。
MOTHER, I'VE OUTGROWN IT. MOVE ON.
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啊。
AH.
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你呢，达琳。
HOW'S ABOUT YOU, DARLENE.
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你今晚要为妈妈打扮得这么恶心吗？
ARE YOU DRESSING UP ALL GROSS FOR MOMMY TONIGHT?
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不。我想我还是呆在家里吧。
NO. I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME.
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怎么了，达琳？
WHAT'S WRONG, DARLENE?
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你以前很在乎万圣节。
YOU USED TO CARE ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
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是的。我也曾经想嫁给斯科特·拜奥。
YEAH. I ALSO USED TO WANT TO MARRY SCOTT BAIO.
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哦，你看起来棒极了！
OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
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我应该是谁？
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?
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我告诉过你。你是小流氓的苜蓿。
I TOLD YOU. YOU'RE ALFALFA OF THE LITTLE RASCALS.
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我想成为终结者。
I WANT TO BE THE TERMINATOR.
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不。
NO.
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每个人都在看《终结者》
EVERYBODY'S THE TERMINATOR.
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你看起来很可爱。
YOU LOOK CUTE.
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我不想看起来很可爱。
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK CUTE.
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亲爱的，让我来。
HONEY, LET ME.
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小丹尼尔，紫花苜蓿能杀死终结者。
D.J., ALFALFAS KILL TERMINATORS.
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是的,对的。
YEAH, RIGHT.
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不,不。真的,真的。
NO, NO. REALLY, REALLY.
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看，这是你的天线，
SEE, THIS IS YOUR ANTENNA,
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它能探测到终止波。
AND IT DETECTS TERMINATOR WAVES.
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妈妈，为什么不给他点提示呢
MOM, WHY NOT GIVE HIM A SIGN
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说“把我打倒，偷我的糖果”
SAYING, "KNOCK ME DOWN AND STEAL MY CANDY."
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我想做我朋友正在做的事情。
I WANT TO DO WHAT MY FRIENDS ARE DOING.
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嗯,很好。
WELL, FINE.
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随你便，别把我扯进来。
DO WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
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我不明白了，丹。
I DON'T GET IT ANYMORE, DAN.
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是的。我记得万圣节是有意义的。
YEAH. I REMEMBER WHEN HALLOWEEN MEANT SOMETHING.
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记得扔着火袋的狗屎
REMEMBER THROWING FLAMING BAGS OF DOG-DOO
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一家人在亨德森家的草坪上？
ON THE HENDERSON'S LAWN AS A FAMILY?
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啊。
AHH.
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嘿!
HEY!
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哦,很好。
OH, GOOD.
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杰姬可以帮我把黏液拉出来。
JACKIE CAN HELP ME YANK THE SLIME OUT OF THIS THING.
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我得再拿些管子来做戏服。
I GOT TO GET SOME MORE TUBING FOR OUR COSTUME.
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你的服装上有管子？
YOUR COSTUME'S GOT TUBING?
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也许吧。也许不是。
MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
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你为什么不告诉我你要扮成什么？
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOING AS?
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因为这应该是个惊喜。
BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.
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我告诉过你我扮成什么了吗？
I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS GOING AS?
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是的。MORTICIA亚当斯。不要太无聊。
YEAH. MORTICIA ADDAMS. NOT TOO BORING.
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抱歉，没有达到你的标准。
SORRY IT'S NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS.
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给我半个小时。
GIVE ME HALF AN HOUR.
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我会把你变成一个疯狂的科学实验。
I'LL TURN YOU INTO A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT GONE BERSERK.
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不,谢谢。那血是怎么回事？
NO, THANKS. WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD?
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哦。我杀了丹。
OH. I KILLED DAN.
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当然可以。
OF COURSE.
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那你今晚还是一个人去吗？
SO, ARE YOU STILL GOING ALONE TONIGHT?
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是的。
YEAH.
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没有日期。
NO DATE.
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你不开心吗？
ARE YOU BUMMED?
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嗯,没有。不是现在。
WELL, NO. NOT NOW.
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很快吗?
SOON?
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不。我的意思是,
NO. I MEAN,
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我很郁闷，
I WAS BUMMED ABOUT IT,
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大约在阿尼灾难发生的时候。
AROUND THE TIME OF THE ARNIE DISASTER.
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我太渴望有人陪我了
I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR COMPANY,
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我给几个前男友打了电话。
I ACTUALLY CALLED UP SOME OLD BOYFRIENDS.
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啊，太可悲了。
UGH, THAT'S PATHETIC.
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谢谢。
THANKS.
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你打给谁了？
WHO DID YOU CALL?
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我不想得到——
I DON'T WANT TO GET--
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不。谁,谁?
NO. WHO, WHO?
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加里。
GARY.
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哦,上帝!
OH, GOD!
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然后我挂了电话。
AND I HUNG UP.
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然后呢?
AND?
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蒂姆·布鲁尔。
TIM BREWER.
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谁，妈妈的乖儿子吗？
WHO, THAT MAMA'S BOY?
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她回答……
SHE ANSWERED...
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不过，也有可能是他。
ALTHOUGH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIM.
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伙计，我很高兴那个没成功。
MAN, I'M GLAD THAT ONE NEVER WORKED OUT.
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是的，我给布克打了电话。
YEAH, AND I CALLED BOOKER.
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他说了什么？
WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?
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什么都没有。我在他的留言机上留了言。
NOTHING. I LEFT A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE.
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我不想谈这个。
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.
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我不需要约会来玩得开心。
I DON'T NEED A DATE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:08,052
所以你会喝得酩酊大醉，整晚围着我转。
SO YOU'LL GET DRUNK AND HANG AROUND ME ALL NIGHT.
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你介意吗？
DO YOU MIND?
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妈妈!
MOM!
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我的手榴弹在哪里？
WHERE ARE MY HAND GRENADES?
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在你最下面的抽屉里。
IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER.
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藏在哪里了呢?
WHERE ELSE?
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哦,是的。正确的。
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
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他是谁？
WHO'S HE SUPPOSED TO BE?
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我不知道。
I DON'T KNOW.
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ALFALFANATOR。
THE ALFALFANATOR.
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啊哈。
UH-HUH.
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嗯…
WELL...
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我觉得这两个女人应该商量一下
I SEE TWO WOMEN WHO SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED
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00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,412
在选择服装之前。
BEFORE CHOOSING THEIR COSTUMES.
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你知道我在借罗珊妮的假发。
YOU KNEW I WAS BORROWING ROSEANNE'S WIG.
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你怎么能这么做？
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
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我怎么知道是为万圣节准备的？
HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS FOR HALLOWEEN?
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你觉得怎么样？
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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我当然不知道。
I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW.
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00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:21,292
也许试着盖住你的发色 DU day。
PERHAPS TO TRY AND COVER YOUR HAIR COLOR DU JOUR.
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嘿。<我>嘿。< / i >
HEY. HEY.
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我们不要这么急躁。
LET'S NOT GET SNIPPY.
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对不起。我在这套服装上花了很多心思
SORRY. I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS COSTUME--
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我也是。
WELL, SO DID I.
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我们俩都来送葬的几率有多大？
WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE'D BOTH COME AS MORTICIA?
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你MORTICIA吗?那就没问题了。
YOU'RE MORTICIA? THEN, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
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我是埃尔韦拉。
I'M ELVIRA.
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我们看起来还是像来自地狱的judds。
WE STILL LOOK LIKE THE JUDDS FROM HELL.
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你好，安妮·玛丽。
HI, ANNE MARIE.
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我不想破坏派对，但猫王的鬼魂来了。
I HATE TO RUIN THE PARTY, BUT ELVIS' GHOST IS HERE.
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阿尼!他看见我了吗？
ARNIE! DID HE SEE ME?
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我不这么认为，但是不要在免费食物附近逗留太久。
I DON'T THINK SO, BUT DON'T HANG NEAR THE FREE FOOD TOO LONG.
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好吧。
O.K. RIGHT.
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真不敢相信你们俩都扮成了雪儿。
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOTH CAME AS CHER.
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杰基!
JACKIE!
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杰基!
JACKIE!
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如此接近。
SO CLOSE.
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我这里出了点状况。
I GOT A SITUATION HERE.
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南希今晚和我在一起。
NANCY'S WITH ME TONIGHT.
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角落里的斧头杀手。
THE AX MURDERER IN THE CORNER.
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可爱。
CUTE.
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你不能跟我调情。明白吗?
YOU CAN'T BE COMING ON TO ME. UNDERSTAND?
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我想我能控制自己，阿尼。
I THINK I CAN CONTROL MYSELF, ARNIE.
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我真的很感激。
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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哇!她看到我们了。假装你从没跟我上过床。
WHOA! SHE'S SEEN US. ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH ME.
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嗨,亲爱的!我爱你！
HI, HONEY! I LOVE YOU!
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啊!
UGH!
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好了，各位，请安静。
O.K., EVERYBODY, QUIET, PLEASE.
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请大家安静。
PLEASE, EVERYBODY, QUIET.
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大家请坐好吗？
WILL EVERYBODY GET A SEAT, PLEASE?
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大家都坐下。
EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT.
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每一个人。
EVERYBODY.
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好的，谢谢。
O.K. THANK YOU.
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女士们先生们，
WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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那不是万圣节
IT WOULDN'T BE HALLOWEEN
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除非角们做过头了，
UNLESS THE CONNERS OVERDID IT,
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废话少说
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO--
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嘿,朱基!照我们说的做就行。
HEY, CHUCKIE! JUST DO IT LIKE WE TOLD YOU.
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哦。还好
OH. O.K.
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嗯哼…
AHEM...
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“分会的成员们，
"FELLOW LODGE MEMBERS,
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"我们今晚预定了一场精彩的演出，
"WE HAD BOOKED A FABULOUS ACT TONIGHT,
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但不幸的是他们死了。
"BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY DIED.
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“但演出必须继续，
"BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON,
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“所以他们就在这儿，刚从墓地里出来——
"SO HERE THEY ARE, FRESH FROM THE CEMETERY--
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请大家欢迎……”哦,男人。
PLEASE WELCOME..." OH, MAN.
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“死气沉沉的卑尔根和太平间的蛇。”
"DEAD-GAR BERGEN AND MORTUARY SNERD."
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嘿,每一个人。很高兴来到这里。
HEY, EVERYBODY. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
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所以这就是地狱。比我想象的还要糟。
SO THIS IS HELL. IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
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莫蒂，我告诉过你，我们在兰福德。
MORTY, I TOLD YOU, WE'RE IN LANFORD.
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LANFORD吗?
LANFORD?
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嘿，这不是很好吗？
SAY, ISN'T THAT ARNIE?
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我叫你下地狱去。
I TOLD YOU TO GO TO HELL.
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现在,莫蒂。他们是我们的朋友。
NOW, MORTY. THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.
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那边那个不是杰基吗？
ISN'T THAT JACKIE OVER THERE?
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我听说她现在是个卡车司机。
I HEAR SHE'S A TRUCK DRIVER NOW.
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这是一个开关。
THAT'S A SWITCH.
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杰基坐在前座，脚放在地板上。
JACKIE IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH HER FEET ON THE FLOOR.
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嘿!
HEY!
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<我>嘿!< / i >
HEY!
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现在,莫蒂。善待他人。
NOW, MORTY. BE NICE TO THE PEOPLE.
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告诉他们我们是怎么死的。
TELL THEM HOW WE DIED.
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简单。我让你写笑话。
SIMPLE. I LET YOU WRITE THE JOKES.
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是的。就像你的东西不臭一样。
YEAH. LIKE YOUR SHTICK DON'T STINK.
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无论如何……
ANYWAY...
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我满是白蚁的小朋友，
MY TERMITE-RIDDLED LITTLE FRIEND,
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准备好唱我们的小曲了吗？
ARE YOU READY TO DO OUR LITTLE SONG?
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天哪，别让她唱歌！
GOD, DON'T LET HER SING!
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闭嘴，阿尼！
SHUT UP, ARNIE!
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加油，老伙计。
HIT IT, DEAD-GAR.
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♬哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒…♪
♪ DADA DADA DUM DUM... ♪
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♬好吧，我来自6英尺以下
♪ WELL, I COME FROM 6 FEET UNDER ♪
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♬我膝盖上有个死人
♪ WITH A DEAD GUY ON MY KNEE ♪
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♬我要下地狱了
♪ I'M HEADIN' DOWN TO HADES ♪
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♬为了度过永恒
♪ FOR TO SPEND ETERNITY ♪
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♬嘿，亲爱的
♪ HEY THERE, DEAD-GAR ♪
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♬我想这是显而易见的
♪ I THINK IT'S PLAIN TO SEE ♪
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♬我们买了一个纸板棺材
♪ WE BOUGHT A CARDBOARD CASKET ♪
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♬和虫子已经吃了我♬
♪ AND THE WORMS HAVE EATEN ME ♪♪
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你又中大奖了！
WELL, YOU WON THE GRAND PRIZE AGAIN!
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有任何疑问吗？
WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?
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50美元。哇!
50 BUCKS. WOW!
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这套服装花了多少钱？100？
WHAT DID THE COSTUME COST? 100?
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我们做这些不是为了钱。
WE DON'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY.
250
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我们这样做是为了嫉妒。
WE DO IT FOR THE ENVY.
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你是个很有说服力的假人。
WELL, YOU WERE A CONVINCING DUMMY.
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吃醋，吃醋，吃醋！
JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS!
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蜂蜜,蜂蜜。看看谁来了。
HONEY, HONEY. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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我的天啊！是弓箭手！
OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE BOWMANS!
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我想知道他是怎么把她拖到……
I WONDER HOW HE MANAGED TO DRAG HER DOWN TO...
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洛奇。
THE LODGE.
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等一下，丹。
WAIT A MINUTE, DAN.
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我知道她为什么在这里。
I KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE.
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她是来报复我们今天的所作所为的。
SHE'S HERE TO GET US BACK FOR WHAT WE DID TODAY.
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没门!
NO WAY!
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我是认真的，丹，她讨厌分会。
I'M SERIOUS, DAN, SHE HATES THE LODGE.
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她出现在我们地盘上的唯一原因
THE ONLY REASON SHE'D SHOW UP ON OUR TURF
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就是在我们的朋友面前羞辱我们。
IS TO TRY AND HUMILIATE US IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS.
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可惜她没看到表演。
TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T SEE THE ACT.
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这样她就不用跑一趟了。
COULD HAVE SAVED HER A TRIP.
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表演得很好，丹。
GREAT ACT, DAN.
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你最喜欢的部分是什么？
YEAH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART?
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我喜欢那些笑话。
I LIKED THE JOKES.
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哦,真的吗?
OH, REALLY?
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这首歌吗?
THE SONG?
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水床怎么样？
HOW ABOUT THE WATERBED?
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瞧，那是我的主意。
SEE, 'CAUSE THAT WAS MY IDEA.
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罗珊娜反对
ROSEANNE WAS AGAINST IT,
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但我们需要一个大终结者。
BUT WE NEEDED A BIG CLOSER.
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是的。你是对的。
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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你确实需要一个大的终结者。
YOU DEFINITELY NEEDED A BIG CLOSER.
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亲爱的，他们喜欢水床。
HONEY, THEY LOVED THE WATERBED.
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保持警惕，丹。
STAY ALERT, DAN.
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凯西在那边策划复仇。
KATHY'S OVER THERE PLOTTING REVENGE.
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我们知道，所以我们有优势。
WE KNOW, SO WE'VE GOT THE EDGE.
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亲爱的，你太多疑了。
HONEY, YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID.
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放轻松，玩得开心。
RELAX AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,757
我不是多疑。
I AM NOT BEING PARANOID.
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他们在上面放了水晶。
THEY'VE GOT CRYSTAL IN ON IT.
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她在跟克里斯托说话，没什么大不了的。
SHE'S TALKING TO CRYSTAL, BIG DEAL.
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00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,064
她只是在社交。
SHE'S JUST BEING SOCIABLE.
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00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,232
哦,对了。
OH, RIGHT.
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凯西什么时候喜欢交际？
WHEN HAS KATHY EVER BEEN SOCIABLE?
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好的，我们对她开了一枪。
O.K., WE PULLED ONE ON HER.
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她要是敢耍我们，我们就扯平了。
SHE PULLS ONE ON US, WE'RE EVEN.
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我不想扯平。
I DON'T WANT TO BE EVEN.
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我想变得更好。
I WANT TO BE BETTER.
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所以，小心点。
SO, WATCH YOUR BACK.
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很好。
FINE.
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我在酒吧等你。
I'LL BE AT THE BAR.
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如果我15分钟内没回来…
IF I'M NOT BACK IN 15 MINUTES...
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我在酒吧等你。
I'LL BE AT THE BAR.
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罗西尼。。
ROSEANNE.
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我遇到了一个人。
I MET THIS GUY.
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他看起来真的很棒，
HE SEEMS REALLY GREAT,
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00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,789
但他穿着驼鹿装。
BUT HE'S IN THIS MOOSE COSTUME.
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无论如何，他都不会取下我的头。
NO MATTER WHAT, HE WON'T TAKE THE HEAD OFF.
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00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,732
你在听我说吗？
YOU LISTENING TO ME?
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00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,734
是的,是的。你遇到了一头驼鹿。
YEAH, YEAH. YOU MET A MOOSE.
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祝贺你。
CONGRATULATIONS.
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00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,837
你怎么了？
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,539
看到那边那个瞎扯的小姑娘了吗？
SEE THAT LITTLE MISS YARN-HEAD OVER THERE?
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00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,975
她不知道自己惹的是谁。
WELL, SHE DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S MESSING WITH.
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00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,044
我是主人。
I AM THE MASTER.
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00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,080
我所要做的就是思考。
ALL'S I'VE GOT TO DO IS THINK.
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00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,582
如果我是她，
IF I WERE HER,
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我要怎么做才能报复。
WHAT WOULD I DO TO GET EVEN.
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咔咔。
HO HO.
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00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,157
那个婊子。
THAT BITCH.
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我对自己说，
I SAID TO MYSELF,
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00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,202
“虽然很疯狂，但这就是我的生活。
"EVEN IF IT'S CRAZY, IT'S MY LIFE.
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如果我想成为一名卡车司机，这对我来说是正确的。”
IF I WANT TO BE A TRUCKER, THAT'S WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME."
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00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,706
太好了。
THAT'S GREAT.
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00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,707
你是独立的，可以去旅行
YOU'RE INDEPENDENT, GET TO TRAVEL--
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非常适合你。
IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
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00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,511
你怎么知道它很适合我？
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S PERFECT FOR ME?
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00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,979
我就是有这种感觉。
I'VE JUST GOT THIS FEELING.
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来吧。摘下面具。
COME ON. TAKE OFF THE MASK.
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00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,151
我说过你可能会失望。
I TOLD YOU YOU MIGHT BE DISAPPOINTED.
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00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,922
我不希望在我们做爱之前发生这种事。
I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN UNTIL AFTER WE'VE HAD SEX.
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00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,723
你对自己很有信心。
YOU'RE PRETTY SURE OF YOURSELF.
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00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:03,561
狩猎季节明天就开始了，所以现在就去吧。
WELL, HUNTING SEASON STARTS TOMORROW, SO IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,163
不。把驼鹿的头取下来。
NO. TAKE OFF THE MOOSE HEAD.
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好吧，但直到现在你才真正把我挖出来。
ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY BEEN DIGGING ME UP UNTIL NOW.
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00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,236
不给糖就捣蛋。
TRICK OR TREAT.
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00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,104
布克?
BOOKER?
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00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,807
我接到你的电话了。
I GOT YOUR CALL.
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该死的。我以为是好人。
DAMN IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEBODY GOOD.
334
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,111
杰基，别这样。
JACKIE, COME ON.
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嘿,丹。
HEY, DAN.
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00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,614
嘿,悲观主义者
HEY, JER.
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嘿，罗西在哪儿？
HEY, WHERE'S ROSIE?
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00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,783
凯西在哪里?
WHERE'S KATHY?
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00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,885
在车上拿毛衣。
AT THE CAR GETTING A SWEATER.
340
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,788
罗茜在灌木丛里看着她。
THEN ROSIE'S IN THE BUSHES WATCHING HER.
341
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,124
她认为凯西会报复她的恶作剧。
SHE THINKS KATHY'S GOING TO GET EVEN FOR THE TRICK.
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凯西很生气，她一整天都没跟我说话。
KATHY WAS SO MAD SHE DIDN'T SPEAK TO ME ALL DAY.
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00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,697
你欠我一杯啤酒。
YOU OWE ME A BEER.
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00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,799
我想是的。
I GUESS I DO.
345
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格斯……
GUS...
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如果你不想见我，为什么打电话来？
WHY CALL IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME?
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00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,340
那天晚上在杰基家可真不开心。
IT WASN'T A HAPPY TIME THAT NIGHT AT JACKIE'S.
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00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,944
我想和我妹妹以外的人谈谈。
I WANTED TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO WASN'T MY SISTER.
349
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,679
所以你需要找人谈谈，
SO YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE,
350
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,647
我来了，我们谈谈。
HERE I AM, LET'S TALK.
351
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,116
我给其他人打了电话。
I CALLED OTHER GUYS.
352
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,685
只有我一个人出现了。
I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOWED UP.
353
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,053
我们不知道。
WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
354
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,489
有人打扮成麦当娜的样子
THERE IS SOMEONE DRESSED AS MADONNA
355
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,926
很可能是蒂姆·布鲁尔。
WHO COULD VERY WELL BE TIM BREWER.
356
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,661
我犯了一个错误。算了吧。
I MADE A MISTAKE. FORGET IT.
357
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,129
过来，坐下。
COME HERE, SIT DOWN.
358
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,363
有一些
THERE'S SOMETHING
359
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:17,301
我们分手后我就一直想问你。
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU SINCE WE BROKE UP.
360
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,603
我们为什么要分手？
WHY DID WE BREAK UP?
361
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,806
你在和别人约会。
YOU WERE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE.
362
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,107
所以是我的错。我很害怕。
SO IT WAS MY FAULT. I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
363
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,344
嗨,凯西。
HI, KATHY.
364
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,047
你妹妹疯了。
YOUR SISTER IS INSANE.
365
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,452
罗珊娜的新邻居。
ROSEANNE'S NEW NEIGHBOR.
366
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,986
哈哈,嘿!
HA HA--HEY!
367
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:36,720
嘿!
HEY!
368
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,222
布克!好吧!
BOOKER! ALL RIGHT!
369
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,491
杰姬，我是布克。布克是驼鹿。
JACKIE, IT'S BOOKER. BOOKER WAS THE MOOSE.
370
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,492
我知道。
I KNOW.
371
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,762
你还好吗？你看起来很好。
HOW YOU BEEN? YOU LOOK GREAT.
372
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,929
嗯——
WELL--
373
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,265
我现在不能和你说话。
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.
374
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,342
杰瑞，我们回家吧。
JERRY, LET'S GO HOME.
375
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,209
再见,丹。
BYE, DAN.
376
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,577
再见,悲观主义者
BYE, JER.
377
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:04,448
已经走了，还是你想让我这么想？
LEAVING ALREADY, OR IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK?
378
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,083
罗珊娜，你为什么跟着我？
ROSEANNE, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
379
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:09,286
你为什么在你的车上？
WHY WERE YOU AT YOUR CAR?
380
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,955
拿我的毛衣。
GETTING MY SWEATER.
381
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,124
你为什么要那样做？
WHY WERE YOU DOING THAT?
382
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,726
为了远离你。
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU.
383
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,631
那你一开始来这里做什么？
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
384
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,800
我丈夫叫我来的，
MY HUSBAND ASKED ME TO COME,
385
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,903
于是我照做了。
SO I DID.
386
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,641
已婚人士会为彼此做这样的事。
MARRIED PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT FOR ONE ANOTHER.
387
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,543
别逗我笑。
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
388
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,012
我要跟你说多少遍
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
389
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,014
我不会浪费的
THAT I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE
390
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,751
一点能量就能让你回来？
ONE IOTA OF ENERGY GETTING YOU BACK?
391
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,053
我觉得我比你强。
I THINK I'M BETTER THAN THAT.
392
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:43,987
杰瑞,你来。
JERRY, COME.
393
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,054
再见,丹。
BYE, DAN.
394
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,055
再见,悲观主义者
BYE, JER.
395
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,460
你当然觉得你比我强。
OH, SURE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
396
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,932
但当你想起我今天对你做的可怕的事，
BUT WHEN YOU REMEMBER THE TERRIBLE THING I DID TO YOU TODAY,
397
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,868
你会像石头一样沉到我的高度。
YOU'LL SINK TO MY LEVEL LIKE A ROCK.
398
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,911
我救了她，她为什么不救我？
WHY WOULDN'T SHE GET ME BACK AFTER I GOT HER?
399
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,980
我还不够好吗？
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET?
400
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,483
她是想让我觉得没必要报复吗？
IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BENEATH REVENGE?
401
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,654
也许毁了你最喜欢的夜晚是她的报复。
MAYBE RUINING YOUR FAVORITE NIGHT WAS HER PAYBACK.
402
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,090
不,丹。她没有那种想象力。
NO, DAN. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF IMAGINATION.
403
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,026
她会想办法让我回来的，
SHE'LL DO SOMETHING TO GET ME BACK,
404
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,028
它会很差劲，
AND IT WILL BE REALLY LAME,
405
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,395
我会准备好的。
AND I'LL BE READY.
406
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,531
我相信你会的，亲爱的。
I'M SURE YOU WILL BE, DEAR.
407
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,600
我希望我们能多排练几次。
I WISH WE WOULD HAVE REHEARSED THE ACT MORE.
408
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,504
人们不知道我们应该死了。
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
409
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,838
如果这能安慰你的话，
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
410
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,806
我肯定他们希望我们是。
I'M SURE THEY WISH WE WERE.
411
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,209
哇!
WHOA!
412
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,844
友江!友江!
YEOW! YEOW!
413
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,279
友江!友江!友江!
YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!
414
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,580
友江!
YEOW!
415
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,548
这是怎么呢？
WHAT'S GOING ON?
416
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,383
床上有蛇！
SNAKES IN THE BED!
417
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,819
这是新的。现在它被蛇汗覆盖了。
IT'S NEW. NOW IT'S COVERED WITH SNAKE SWEAT.
418
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,188
你把他们弄出来。你就是那个男人！
YOU GET THEM OUT. YOU'RE THE MAN!
419
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,323
恶心!
ICK!
420
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,826
她这次太过分了。
SHE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
421
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,394
蛇又咬又挤。
SNAKES BITE AND SQUEEZE.
422
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,229
凯西想杀了我们。
KATHY'S TRYING TO KILL US.
423
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,764
你在说什么？
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
424
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,900
凯西不是想杀你。
KATHY ISN'T TRYING TO KILL YOU.
425
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,401
是的。我们是来旅游的。
YEAH. WE ARE.
426
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,272
你把蛇放在我们的床上？
YOU PUT SNAKES IN OUR BED?
427
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,208
你刚才说有多重要
WELL, YOU WERE SAYING HOW IMPORTANT
428
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,543
这万圣节的东西是送给你的。
THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF IS TO YOU.
429
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,247
我的宝宝!
MY BABIES!
430
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,419
你让我和你妈妈都很开心。
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER AND ME VERY HAPPY.
431
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,888
现在把蛇扔了。
NOW GET RID OF THE SNAKES.
432
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,656
我来做！
I'LL DO IT!
433
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,324
小丹，别碰那些蛇。
D.J. DON'T TOUCH THOSE SNAKES.
434
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,359
我不会再解开了。
I'M NOT UNTYING THEM AGAIN.
435
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,929
哦，我们美丽的孩子们
OH, OUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
436
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,598
记得我们一起度假。
REMEMBERED US ON A HOLIDAY.
437
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,301
上帝保佑我们所有人。
GOD, BLESS US ONE AND ALL.
438
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,470
没想到你还得担心凯西。
TO THINK YOU HAD TO WORRY ABOUT KATHY.
439
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,538
是的…
YEAH...
440
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,875
你当然知道这意味着什么，丹？
OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DAN?
441
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,511
她还活着。
SHE'S STILL OUT THERE.
442
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,714
(咆哮)
[HOWLING]
443
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,629
现在她要做的就是拿起盒子……
NOW ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS PICK UP THE BOX...
444
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,197
哈哈哈。
HA HA HA.
445
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,802
再过几秒钟就结束了。
IT'LL ALL BE OVER IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
446
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,304
真不敢相信你对自己的妻子这么做。
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO YOUR OWN WIFE.
447
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,240
不是我干的，是凯西。
I'M NOT DOING IT, KATHY IS.
448
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,377
做完之后，罗珊娜会睡得更好。
WHEN IT'S DONE ROSEANNE'LL SLEEP BETTER.
449
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,413
啊。
AH.
450
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,684
我会睡得更好。
I'LL SLEEP BETTER.
451
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,685
生活将会很美好
LIFE WILL BE GOOD--
452
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,887
或者至少正常。
OR AT LEAST NORMAL.
453
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,522
小猫在你那儿吗？
DO YOU HAVE THE KITTEN?
454
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,590
我有一只小猫。
I HAVE THE KITTEN.
455
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,325
[磁带]喵喵。
[TAPE] MEOW.
456
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,027
<我>喵。< / i >
MEOW.
457
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,729
<我>喵。< / i >
MEOW.
458
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,730
<我>喵。< / i >
MEOW.
459
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,168
好了，她来了
O.K., THERE SHE IS--
460
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,603
永远警惕，永远偏执。
EVER VIGILANT, EVER PARANOID.
461
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,438
她发现了诱饵……
SHE SPOTS THE BAIT...
462
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,440
意识到这个把戏有多差劲……
REALIZING HOW LAME THE TRICK IS...
463
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,175
多么容易察觉…
HOW EASY TO DETECT...
464
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,715
优越感的浪潮席卷了她。
WAVES OF SUPERIORITY WASH OVER HER.
465
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,084
现在该做什么?
WHAT NOW?
466
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,384
两件事之一。
ONE OF TWO THINGS.
467
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,921
要么她不开门，要么……
EITHER SHE WON'T OPEN THE DOOR OR...
468
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,690
贝基，找你的。
[ROSEANNE] BECKY, IT'S FOR YOU.
469
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:10,527
完美的。她为蛇讨回公道。
PERFECT. SHE GETS EVEN FOR THE SNAKES.
470
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:14,531
天啊，你们感恩节都做什么？
JEEZ, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO FOR THANKSGIVING AROUND HERE?
471
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,367
(门)
[DOOR OPENS]
472
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,336
哦，看一只小猫咪。
OH, LOOK A LITTLE KITTY.
473
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:26,610
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