啊! AAH!
不!不!不! NO! NO! DON'T!
啊! AAH!
不!不!不! NO! DON'T! NO!
快过来！ GET OVER HERE!
啊! AAH!
喂? HELLO?
罗西尼。? ROSEANNE?
丹? DAN?
这是凯西。 IT'S KATHY.
(发出) [CLATTERING]
一切都还好吗？ IS--IS EVERYTHING O.K.?
喂? HELLO?
有没有人——？ IS ANYBODY HO--?
AAAHHH ! AAAHHH!
哦! OH!
啊! AAH!
怎么了，凯西？ WHAT IS IT, KATHY?
我今天过得很糟糕，现在又得收拾这一切。 I'VE HAD A BAD DAY, AND NOW I'VE GOT ALL THIS TO CLEAN UP.
我,嗯… I, UH...
我，我要回家，我 I--I NEED TO GO HOME, I--
你看看这一团乱？ WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MESS?
我不知道我说过多少次了 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID IT--
就像给鱼开膛破肚。 IT'S JUST LIKE GUTTING A FISH.
我发誓，我上次好多了。 I SWEAR, I WAS WAY BETTER THE LAST TIME.
最后一次？ THE LAST TIME?
你知道的… YOU KNOW...
和贝基的爸爸在一起。他也是金发。 WITH BECKY'S DAD. HE WAS BLOND, TOO.
你的房子上面有个垃圾处理机，对吧？ HEY, YOU'VE GOT A GARBAGE DISPOSAL OVER YOUR HOUSE, RIGHT?
我的天啊。 OH, MY GOD.
请,请…… PLEASE, PLEASE...
我，我要回家了。 I--I NEED TO GO HOME.
哦,不。你不能走。你会告诉。 OH, NO. YOU CAN'T GO. YOU'LL TELL.
不，我不会的。我保证。 NO, I WON'T. I PROMISE.
我不会说的。请。 I WON'T TELL. PLEASE.
放开我。 LET ME GO.
哦! OH!
肝脏吗? LIVER?
啊! AAH!
哦! OH!
万圣节快乐! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
有你! GOT YOU!
那真是太可怕了…… THAT WAS A HORRIBLE...
可怕的…… HORRIBLE...
这太可怕了。 HORRIBLE THING TO DO.
亲爱的，每次我们这么做， YOU KNOW, HON, EVERY TIME WE DO THIS,
人们很生气。 PEOPLE GET SO TICKED OFF.
是的。我们什么时候才能学会？ YEAH. WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
嘿嘿嘿嘿。 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
我们把凯西搞定了。她差点失去理智。 WE GOT KATHY GOOD. SHE ALMOST LOST IT.
是的。不过膀胱控制得很好。 YEAH. DAMN GOOD BLADDER CONTROL, THOUGH.
好的，谢谢你。我确实笑得很厉害。 WELL, THANK YOU. I DID LAUGH PRETTY HARD.
听着，我今晚要出去。 LISTEN, I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
你会回家吃晚饭吗？ WILL YOU BE HOME FOR DINNER?
我不知道。我们要吃什么？ I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
肝脏。肝脏。 LIVER. LIVER.
呵呵呵。 HEH HEH.
天啊，我真希望我有个成年人的榜样。 GOD, I WISH I HAD AN ADULT ROLE MODEL.
你今晚要去哪里？ WHERE YOU GOING TONIGHT?
你有什么派对吗？你扮成什么？ YOU GOT SOME SORT A PARTY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS?
我扮成贝琪去。 I'M GOING AS BECKY.
那应该会把他们吓得屁滚尿流。 THAT OUGHT TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.
有趣。这不是派对。这是一部电影。 FUNNY. IT'S NOT A PARTY. IT'S A MOVIE.
恐怖电影吗? SCARY MOVIE?
妈妈，我已经长大了。继续前进。 MOTHER, I'VE OUTGROWN IT. MOVE ON.
啊。 AH.
你呢，达琳。 HOW'S ABOUT YOU, DARLENE.
你今晚要为妈妈打扮得这么恶心吗？ ARE YOU DRESSING UP ALL GROSS FOR MOMMY TONIGHT?
不。我想我还是呆在家里吧。 NO. I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME.
怎么了，达琳？ WHAT'S WRONG, DARLENE?
你以前很在乎万圣节。 YOU USED TO CARE ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
是的。我也曾经想嫁给斯科特·拜奥。 YEAH. I ALSO USED TO WANT TO MARRY SCOTT BAIO.
哦，你看起来棒极了！ OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
我应该是谁？ WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?
我告诉过你。你是小流氓的苜蓿。 I TOLD YOU. YOU'RE ALFALFA OF THE LITTLE RASCALS.
我想成为终结者。 I WANT TO BE THE TERMINATOR.
不。 NO.
每个人都在看《终结者》 EVERYBODY'S THE TERMINATOR.
你看起来很可爱。 YOU LOOK CUTE.
我不想看起来很可爱。 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK CUTE.
亲爱的，让我来。 HONEY, LET ME.
小丹尼尔，紫花苜蓿能杀死终结者。 D.J., ALFALFAS KILL TERMINATORS.
是的,对的。 YEAH, RIGHT.
不,不。真的,真的。 NO, NO. REALLY, REALLY.
看，这是你的天线， SEE, THIS IS YOUR ANTENNA,
它能探测到终止波。 AND IT DETECTS TERMINATOR WAVES.
妈妈，为什么不给他点提示呢 MOM, WHY NOT GIVE HIM A SIGN
说“把我打倒，偷我的糖果” SAYING, "KNOCK ME DOWN AND STEAL MY CANDY."
我想做我朋友正在做的事情。 I WANT TO DO WHAT MY FRIENDS ARE DOING.
嗯,很好。 WELL, FINE.
随你便，别把我扯进来。 DO WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
我不明白了，丹。 I DON'T GET IT ANYMORE, DAN.
是的。我记得万圣节是有意义的。 YEAH. I REMEMBER WHEN HALLOWEEN MEANT SOMETHING.
记得扔着火袋的狗屎 REMEMBER THROWING FLAMING BAGS OF DOG-DOO
一家人在亨德森家的草坪上？ ON THE HENDERSON'S LAWN AS A FAMILY?
啊。 AHH.
嘿! HEY!
哦,很好。 OH, GOOD.
杰姬可以帮我把黏液拉出来。 JACKIE CAN HELP ME YANK THE SLIME OUT OF THIS THING.
我得再拿些管子来做戏服。 I GOT TO GET SOME MORE TUBING FOR OUR COSTUME.
你的服装上有管子？ YOUR COSTUME'S GOT TUBING?
也许吧。也许不是。 MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.
你为什么不告诉我你要扮成什么？ WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOING AS?
因为这应该是个惊喜。 BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.
我告诉过你我扮成什么了吗？ I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS GOING AS?
是的。MORTICIA亚当斯。不要太无聊。 YEAH. MORTICIA ADDAMS. NOT TOO BORING.
抱歉，没有达到你的标准。 SORRY IT'S NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARDS.
给我半个小时。 GIVE ME HALF AN HOUR.
我会把你变成一个疯狂的科学实验。 I'LL TURN YOU INTO A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT GONE BERSERK.
不,谢谢。那血是怎么回事？ NO, THANKS. WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD?
哦。我杀了丹。 OH. I KILLED DAN.
当然可以。 OF COURSE.
那你今晚还是一个人去吗？ SO, ARE YOU STILL GOING ALONE TONIGHT?
是的。 YEAH.
没有日期。 NO DATE.
你不开心吗？ ARE YOU BUMMED?
嗯,没有。不是现在。 WELL, NO. NOT NOW.
很快吗? SOON?
不。我的意思是, NO. I MEAN,
我很郁闷， I WAS BUMMED ABOUT IT,
大约在阿尼灾难发生的时候。 AROUND THE TIME OF THE ARNIE DISASTER.
我太渴望有人陪我了 I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR COMPANY,
我给几个前男友打了电话。 I ACTUALLY CALLED UP SOME OLD BOYFRIENDS.
啊，太可悲了。 UGH, THAT'S PATHETIC.
谢谢。 THANKS.
你打给谁了？ WHO DID YOU CALL?
我不想得到—— I DON'T WANT TO GET--
不。谁,谁? NO. WHO, WHO?
加里。 GARY.
哦,上帝! OH, GOD!
然后我挂了电话。 AND I HUNG UP.
然后呢? AND?
蒂姆·布鲁尔。 TIM BREWER.
谁，妈妈的乖儿子吗？ WHO, THAT MAMA'S BOY?
她回答…… SHE ANSWERED...
不过，也有可能是他。 ALTHOUGH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIM.
伙计，我很高兴那个没成功。 MAN, I'M GLAD THAT ONE NEVER WORKED OUT.
是的，我给布克打了电话。 YEAH, AND I CALLED BOOKER.
他说了什么？ WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?
什么都没有。我在他的留言机上留了言。 NOTHING. I LEFT A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE.
我不想谈这个。 I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.
我不需要约会来玩得开心。 I DON'T NEED A DATE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
所以你会喝得酩酊大醉，整晚围着我转。 SO YOU'LL GET DRUNK AND HANG AROUND ME ALL NIGHT.
你介意吗？ DO YOU MIND?
妈妈! MOM!
我的手榴弹在哪里？ WHERE ARE MY HAND GRENADES?
在你最下面的抽屉里。 IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER.
藏在哪里了呢? WHERE ELSE?
哦,是的。正确的。 OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
他是谁？ WHO'S HE SUPPOSED TO BE?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
ALFALFANATOR。 THE ALFALFANATOR.
啊哈。 UH-HUH.
嗯… WELL...
我觉得这两个女人应该商量一下 I SEE TWO WOMEN WHO SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED
在选择服装之前。 BEFORE CHOOSING THEIR COSTUMES.
你知道我在借罗珊妮的假发。 YOU KNEW I WAS BORROWING ROSEANNE'S WIG.
你怎么能这么做？ HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
我怎么知道是为万圣节准备的？ HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS FOR HALLOWEEN?
你觉得怎么样？ WHAT DID YOU THINK?
我当然不知道。 I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW.
也许试着盖住你的发色 DU day。 PERHAPS TO TRY AND COVER YOUR HAIR COLOR DU JOUR.
嘿。<我>嘿。 HEY. HEY.
我们不要这么急躁。 LET'S NOT GET SNIPPY.
对不起。我在这套服装上花了很多心思 SORRY. I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS COSTUME--
我也是。 WELL, SO DID I.
我们俩都来送葬的几率有多大？ WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE'D BOTH COME AS MORTICIA?
你MORTICIA吗?那就没问题了。 YOU'RE MORTICIA? THEN, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
我是埃尔韦拉。 I'M ELVIRA.
我们看起来还是像来自地狱的judds。 WE STILL LOOK LIKE THE JUDDS FROM HELL.
你好，安妮·玛丽。 HI, ANNE MARIE.
我不想破坏派对，但猫王的鬼魂来了。 I HATE TO RUIN THE PARTY, BUT ELVIS' GHOST IS HERE.
阿尼!他看见我了吗？ ARNIE! DID HE SEE ME?
我不这么认为，但是不要在免费食物附近逗留太久。 I DON'T THINK SO, BUT DON'T HANG NEAR THE FREE FOOD TOO LONG.
好吧。 O.K. RIGHT.
真不敢相信你们俩都扮成了雪儿。 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOTH CAME AS CHER.
杰基! JACKIE!
如此接近。 SO CLOSE.
我这里出了点状况。 I GOT A SITUATION HERE.
南希今晚和我在一起。 NANCY'S WITH ME TONIGHT.
角落里的斧头杀手。 THE AX MURDERER IN THE CORNER.
可爱。 CUTE.
你不能跟我调情。明白吗? YOU CAN'T BE COMING ON TO ME. UNDERSTAND?
我想我能控制自己，阿尼。 I THINK I CAN CONTROL MYSELF, ARNIE.
我真的很感激。 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
哇!她看到我们了。假装你从没跟我上过床。 WHOA! SHE'S SEEN US. ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH ME.
嗨,亲爱的!我爱你！ HI, HONEY! I LOVE YOU!
啊! UGH!
好了，各位，请安静。 O.K., EVERYBODY, QUIET, PLEASE.
请大家安静。 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, QUIET.
大家请坐好吗？ WILL EVERYBODY GET A SEAT, PLEASE?
大家都坐下。 EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT.
每一个人。 EVERYBODY.
好的，谢谢。 O.K. THANK YOU.
女士们先生们， WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
那不是万圣节 IT WOULDN'T BE HALLOWEEN
除非角们做过头了， UNLESS THE CONNERS OVERDID IT,
废话少说 SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO--
嘿,朱基!照我们说的做就行。 HEY, CHUCKIE! JUST DO IT LIKE WE TOLD YOU.
哦。还好 OH. O.K.
嗯哼… AHEM...
“分会的成员们， "FELLOW LODGE MEMBERS,
"我们今晚预定了一场精彩的演出， "WE HAD BOOKED A FABULOUS ACT TONIGHT,
但不幸的是他们死了。 "BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY DIED.
“但演出必须继续， "BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON,
“所以他们就在这儿，刚从墓地里出来—— "SO HERE THEY ARE, FRESH FROM THE CEMETERY--
请大家欢迎……”哦,男人。 PLEASE WELCOME..." OH, MAN.
“死气沉沉的卑尔根和太平间的蛇。” "DEAD-GAR BERGEN AND MORTUARY SNERD."
嘿,每一个人。很高兴来到这里。 HEY, EVERYBODY. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
所以这就是地狱。比我想象的还要糟。 SO THIS IS HELL. IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
莫蒂，我告诉过你，我们在兰福德。 MORTY, I TOLD YOU, WE'RE IN LANFORD.
LANFORD吗? LANFORD?
嘿，这不是很好吗？ SAY, ISN'T THAT ARNIE?
我叫你下地狱去。 I TOLD YOU TO GO TO HELL.
现在,莫蒂。他们是我们的朋友。 NOW, MORTY. THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.
那边那个不是杰基吗？ ISN'T THAT JACKIE OVER THERE?
我听说她现在是个卡车司机。 I HEAR SHE'S A TRUCK DRIVER NOW.
这是一个开关。 THAT'S A SWITCH.
杰基坐在前座，脚放在地板上。 JACKIE IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH HER FEET ON THE FLOOR.
嘿! HEY!
<我>嘿! HEY!
现在,莫蒂。善待他人。 NOW, MORTY. BE NICE TO THE PEOPLE.
告诉他们我们是怎么死的。 TELL THEM HOW WE DIED.
简单。我让你写笑话。 SIMPLE. I LET YOU WRITE THE JOKES.
是的。就像你的东西不臭一样。 YEAH. LIKE YOUR SHTICK DON'T STINK.
无论如何…… ANYWAY...
我满是白蚁的小朋友， MY TERMITE-RIDDLED LITTLE FRIEND,
准备好唱我们的小曲了吗？ ARE YOU READY TO DO OUR LITTLE SONG?
天哪，别让她唱歌！ GOD, DON'T LET HER SING!
闭嘴，阿尼！ SHUT UP, ARNIE!
加油，老伙计。 HIT IT, DEAD-GAR.
♬哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒…♪ ♪ DADA DADA DUM DUM... ♪
♬好吧，我来自6英尺以下 ♪ WELL, I COME FROM 6 FEET UNDER ♪
♬我膝盖上有个死人 ♪ WITH A DEAD GUY ON MY KNEE ♪
♬我要下地狱了 ♪ I'M HEADIN' DOWN TO HADES ♪
♬为了度过永恒 ♪ FOR TO SPEND ETERNITY ♪
♬嘿，亲爱的 ♪ HEY THERE, DEAD-GAR ♪
♬我想这是显而易见的 ♪ I THINK IT'S PLAIN TO SEE ♪
♬我们买了一个纸板棺材 ♪ WE BOUGHT A CARDBOARD CASKET ♪
♬和虫子已经吃了我♬ ♪ AND THE WORMS HAVE EATEN ME ♪♪
你又中大奖了！ WELL, YOU WON THE GRAND PRIZE AGAIN!
有任何疑问吗？ WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?
50美元。哇! 50 BUCKS. WOW!
这套服装花了多少钱？100？ WHAT DID THE COSTUME COST? 100?
我们做这些不是为了钱。 WE DON'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY.
我们这样做是为了嫉妒。 WE DO IT FOR THE ENVY.
你是个很有说服力的假人。 WELL, YOU WERE A CONVINCING DUMMY.
吃醋，吃醋，吃醋！ JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS!
蜂蜜,蜂蜜。看看谁来了。 HONEY, HONEY. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
我的天啊！是弓箭手！ OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE BOWMANS!
我想知道他是怎么把她拖到…… I WONDER HOW HE MANAGED TO DRAG HER DOWN TO...
洛奇。 THE LODGE.
等一下，丹。 WAIT A MINUTE, DAN.
我知道她为什么在这里。 I KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE.
她是来报复我们今天的所作所为的。 SHE'S HERE TO GET US BACK FOR WHAT WE DID TODAY.
没门! NO WAY!
我是认真的，丹，她讨厌分会。 I'M SERIOUS, DAN, SHE HATES THE LODGE.
她出现在我们地盘上的唯一原因 THE ONLY REASON SHE'D SHOW UP ON OUR TURF
就是在我们的朋友面前羞辱我们。 IS TO TRY AND HUMILIATE US IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS.
可惜她没看到表演。 TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T SEE THE ACT.
这样她就不用跑一趟了。 COULD HAVE SAVED HER A TRIP.
表演得很好，丹。 GREAT ACT, DAN.
你最喜欢的部分是什么？ YEAH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART?
我喜欢那些笑话。 I LIKED THE JOKES.
哦,真的吗? OH, REALLY?
这首歌吗? THE SONG?
水床怎么样？ HOW ABOUT THE WATERBED?
瞧，那是我的主意。 SEE, 'CAUSE THAT WAS MY IDEA.
罗珊娜反对 ROSEANNE WAS AGAINST IT,
但我们需要一个大终结者。 BUT WE NEEDED A BIG CLOSER.
是的。你是对的。 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
你确实需要一个大的终结者。 YOU DEFINITELY NEEDED A BIG CLOSER.
亲爱的，他们喜欢水床。 HONEY, THEY LOVED THE WATERBED.
保持警惕，丹。 STAY ALERT, DAN.
凯西在那边策划复仇。 KATHY'S OVER THERE PLOTTING REVENGE.
我们知道，所以我们有优势。 WE KNOW, SO WE'VE GOT THE EDGE.
亲爱的，你太多疑了。 HONEY, YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID.
放轻松，玩得开心。 RELAX AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
我不是多疑。 I AM NOT BEING PARANOID.
他们在上面放了水晶。 THEY'VE GOT CRYSTAL IN ON IT.
她在跟克里斯托说话，没什么大不了的。 SHE'S TALKING TO CRYSTAL, BIG DEAL.
她只是在社交。 SHE'S JUST BEING SOCIABLE.
哦,对了。 OH, RIGHT.
凯西什么时候喜欢交际？ WHEN HAS KATHY EVER BEEN SOCIABLE?
好的，我们对她开了一枪。 O.K., WE PULLED ONE ON HER.
她要是敢耍我们，我们就扯平了。 SHE PULLS ONE ON US, WE'RE EVEN.
我不想扯平。 I DON'T WANT TO BE EVEN.
我想变得更好。 I WANT TO BE BETTER.
所以，小心点。 SO, WATCH YOUR BACK.
很好。 FINE.
我在酒吧等你。 I'LL BE AT THE BAR.
如果我15分钟内没回来… IF I'M NOT BACK IN 15 MINUTES...
我在酒吧等你。 I'LL BE AT THE BAR.
罗西尼。。 ROSEANNE.
我遇到了一个人。 I MET THIS GUY.
他看起来真的很棒， HE SEEMS REALLY GREAT,
但他穿着驼鹿装。 BUT HE'S IN THIS MOOSE COSTUME.
无论如何，他都不会取下我的头。 NO MATTER WHAT, HE WON'T TAKE THE HEAD OFF.
你在听我说吗？ YOU LISTENING TO ME?
是的,是的。你遇到了一头驼鹿。 YEAH, YEAH. YOU MET A MOOSE.
祝贺你。 CONGRATULATIONS.
你怎么了？ WHAT'S WITH YOU?
看到那边那个瞎扯的小姑娘了吗？ SEE THAT LITTLE MISS YARN-HEAD OVER THERE?
她不知道自己惹的是谁。 WELL, SHE DON'T KNOW WHO SHE'S MESSING WITH.
我是主人。 I AM THE MASTER.
我所要做的就是思考。 ALL'S I'VE GOT TO DO IS THINK.
如果我是她， IF I WERE HER,
我要怎么做才能报复。 WHAT WOULD I DO TO GET EVEN.
咔咔。 HO HO.
那个婊子。 THAT BITCH.
我对自己说， I SAID TO MYSELF,
“虽然很疯狂，但这就是我的生活。 "EVEN IF IT'S CRAZY, IT'S MY LIFE.
如果我想成为一名卡车司机，这对我来说是正确的。” IF I WANT TO BE A TRUCKER, THAT'S WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME."
太好了。 THAT'S GREAT.
你是独立的，可以去旅行 YOU'RE INDEPENDENT, GET TO TRAVEL--
非常适合你。 IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
你怎么知道它很适合我？ HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S PERFECT FOR ME?
我就是有这种感觉。 I'VE JUST GOT THIS FEELING.
来吧。摘下面具。 COME ON. TAKE OFF THE MASK.
我说过你可能会失望。 I TOLD YOU YOU MIGHT BE DISAPPOINTED.
我不希望在我们做爱之前发生这种事。 I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN UNTIL AFTER WE'VE HAD SEX.
你对自己很有信心。 YOU'RE PRETTY SURE OF YOURSELF.
狩猎季节明天就开始了，所以现在就去吧。 WELL, HUNTING SEASON STARTS TOMORROW, SO IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
不。把驼鹿的头取下来。 NO. TAKE OFF THE MOOSE HEAD.
好吧，但直到现在你才真正把我挖出来。 ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY BEEN DIGGING ME UP UNTIL NOW.
不给糖就捣蛋。 TRICK OR TREAT.
布克? BOOKER?
我接到你的电话了。 I GOT YOUR CALL.
该死的。我以为是好人。 DAMN IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEBODY GOOD.
杰基，别这样。 JACKIE, COME ON.
嘿,丹。 HEY, DAN.
嘿,悲观主义者 HEY, JER.
嘿，罗西在哪儿？ HEY, WHERE'S ROSIE?
凯西在哪里? WHERE'S KATHY?
在车上拿毛衣。 AT THE CAR GETTING A SWEATER.
罗茜在灌木丛里看着她。 THEN ROSIE'S IN THE BUSHES WATCHING HER.
她认为凯西会报复她的恶作剧。 SHE THINKS KATHY'S GOING TO GET EVEN FOR THE TRICK.
凯西很生气，她一整天都没跟我说话。 KATHY WAS SO MAD SHE DIDN'T SPEAK TO ME ALL DAY.
你欠我一杯啤酒。 YOU OWE ME A BEER.
我想是的。 I GUESS I DO.
格斯…… GUS...
如果你不想见我，为什么打电话来？ WHY CALL IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME?
那天晚上在杰基家可真不开心。 IT WASN'T A HAPPY TIME THAT NIGHT AT JACKIE'S.
我想和我妹妹以外的人谈谈。 I WANTED TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO WASN'T MY SISTER.
所以你需要找人谈谈， SO YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE,
我来了，我们谈谈。 HERE I AM, LET'S TALK.
我给其他人打了电话。 I CALLED OTHER GUYS.
只有我一个人出现了。 I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOWED UP.
我们不知道。 WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
有人打扮成麦当娜的样子 THERE IS SOMEONE DRESSED AS MADONNA
很可能是蒂姆·布鲁尔。 WHO COULD VERY WELL BE TIM BREWER.
我犯了一个错误。算了吧。 I MADE A MISTAKE. FORGET IT.
过来，坐下。 COME HERE, SIT DOWN.
有一些 THERE'S SOMETHING
我们分手后我就一直想问你。 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU SINCE WE BROKE UP.
我们为什么要分手？ WHY DID WE BREAK UP?
你在和别人约会。 YOU WERE SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE.
所以是我的错。我很害怕。 SO IT WAS MY FAULT. I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
嗨,凯西。 HI, KATHY.
你妹妹疯了。 YOUR SISTER IS INSANE.
罗珊娜的新邻居。 ROSEANNE'S NEW NEIGHBOR.
哈哈,嘿! HA HA--HEY!
嘿! HEY!
布克!好吧! BOOKER! ALL RIGHT!
杰姬，我是布克。布克是驼鹿。 JACKIE, IT'S BOOKER. BOOKER WAS THE MOOSE.
我知道。 I KNOW.
你还好吗？你看起来很好。 HOW YOU BEEN? YOU LOOK GREAT.
嗯—— WELL--
我现在不能和你说话。 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.
杰瑞，我们回家吧。 JERRY, LET'S GO HOME.
再见,丹。 BYE, DAN.
再见,悲观主义者 BYE, JER.
已经走了，还是你想让我这么想？ LEAVING ALREADY, OR IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK?
罗珊娜，你为什么跟着我？ ROSEANNE, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
你为什么在你的车上？ WHY WERE YOU AT YOUR CAR?
拿我的毛衣。 GETTING MY SWEATER.
你为什么要那样做？ WHY WERE YOU DOING THAT?
为了远离你。 TO GET AWAY FROM YOU.
那你一开始来这里做什么？ THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
我丈夫叫我来的， MY HUSBAND ASKED ME TO COME,
于是我照做了。 SO I DID.
已婚人士会为彼此做这样的事。 MARRIED PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT FOR ONE ANOTHER.
别逗我笑。 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
我要跟你说多少遍 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
我不会浪费的 THAT I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE
一点能量就能让你回来？ ONE IOTA OF ENERGY GETTING YOU BACK?
我觉得我比你强。 I THINK I'M BETTER THAN THAT.
杰瑞,你来。 JERRY, COME.
再见,丹。 BYE, DAN.
再见,悲观主义者 BYE, JER.
你当然觉得你比我强。 OH, SURE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
但当你想起我今天对你做的可怕的事， BUT WHEN YOU REMEMBER THE TERRIBLE THING I DID TO YOU TODAY,
你会像石头一样沉到我的高度。 YOU'LL SINK TO MY LEVEL LIKE A ROCK.
我救了她，她为什么不救我？ WHY WOULDN'T SHE GET ME BACK AFTER I GOT HER?
我还不够好吗？ AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET?
她是想让我觉得没必要报复吗？ IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BENEATH REVENGE?
也许毁了你最喜欢的夜晚是她的报复。 MAYBE RUINING YOUR FAVORITE NIGHT WAS HER PAYBACK.
不,丹。她没有那种想象力。 NO, DAN. SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF IMAGINATION.
她会想办法让我回来的， SHE'LL DO SOMETHING TO GET ME BACK,
它会很差劲， AND IT WILL BE REALLY LAME,
我会准备好的。 AND I'LL BE READY.
我相信你会的，亲爱的。 I'M SURE YOU WILL BE, DEAR.
我希望我们能多排练几次。 I WISH WE WOULD HAVE REHEARSED THE ACT MORE.
人们不知道我们应该死了。 PEOPLE DIDN'T GET WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
如果这能安慰你的话， IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
我肯定他们希望我们是。 I'M SURE THEY WISH WE WERE.
哇! WHOA!
友江!友江! YEOW! YEOW!
友江!友江!友江! YEOW! YEOW! YEOW!
友江! YEOW!
这是怎么呢？ WHAT'S GOING ON?
床上有蛇！ SNAKES IN THE BED!
这是新的。现在它被蛇汗覆盖了。 IT'S NEW. NOW IT'S COVERED WITH SNAKE SWEAT.
你把他们弄出来。你就是那个男人！ YOU GET THEM OUT. YOU'RE THE MAN!
恶心! ICK!
她这次太过分了。 SHE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
蛇又咬又挤。 SNAKES BITE AND SQUEEZE.
凯西想杀了我们。 KATHY'S TRYING TO KILL US.
你在说什么？ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
凯西不是想杀你。 KATHY ISN'T TRYING TO KILL YOU.
是的。我们是来旅游的。 YEAH. WE ARE.
你把蛇放在我们的床上？ YOU PUT SNAKES IN OUR BED?
你刚才说有多重要 WELL, YOU WERE SAYING HOW IMPORTANT
这万圣节的东西是送给你的。 THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF IS TO YOU.
我的宝宝! MY BABIES!
你让我和你妈妈都很开心。 YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER AND ME VERY HAPPY.
现在把蛇扔了。 NOW GET RID OF THE SNAKES.
我来做！ I'LL DO IT!
小丹，别碰那些蛇。 D.J. DON'T TOUCH THOSE SNAKES.
我不会再解开了。 I'M NOT UNTYING THEM AGAIN.
哦，我们美丽的孩子们 OH, OUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
记得我们一起度假。 REMEMBERED US ON A HOLIDAY.
上帝保佑我们所有人。 GOD, BLESS US ONE AND ALL.
没想到你还得担心凯西。 TO THINK YOU HAD TO WORRY ABOUT KATHY.
是的… YEAH...
你当然知道这意味着什么，丹？ OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DAN?
她还活着。 SHE'S STILL OUT THERE.
(咆哮) [HOWLING]
现在她要做的就是拿起盒子…… NOW ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS PICK UP THE BOX...
哈哈哈。 HA HA HA.
再过几秒钟就结束了。 IT'LL ALL BE OVER IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
真不敢相信你对自己的妻子这么做。 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO YOUR OWN WIFE.
不是我干的，是凯西。 I'M NOT DOING IT, KATHY IS.
做完之后，罗珊娜会睡得更好。 WHEN IT'S DONE ROSEANNE'LL SLEEP BETTER.
啊。 AH.
我会睡得更好。 I'LL SLEEP BETTER.
生活将会很美好 LIFE WILL BE GOOD--
或者至少正常。 OR AT LEAST NORMAL.
小猫在你那儿吗？ DO YOU HAVE THE KITTEN?
我有一只小猫。 I HAVE THE KITTEN.
[磁带]喵喵。 [TAPE] MEOW.
<我>喵。 MEOW.
好了，她来了 O.K., THERE SHE IS--
永远警惕，永远偏执。 EVER VIGILANT, EVER PARANOID.
她发现了诱饵…… SHE SPOTS THE BAIT...
意识到这个把戏有多差劲…… REALIZING HOW LAME THE TRICK IS...
多么容易察觉… HOW EASY TO DETECT...
优越感的浪潮席卷了她。 WAVES OF SUPERIORITY WASH OVER HER.
现在该做什么? WHAT NOW?
两件事之一。 ONE OF TWO THINGS.
要么她不开门，要么…… EITHER SHE WON'T OPEN THE DOOR OR...
贝基，找你的。 [ROSEANNE] BECKY, IT'S FOR YOU.
完美的。她为蛇讨回公道。 PERFECT. SHE GETS EVEN FOR THE SNAKES.
天啊，你们感恩节都做什么？ JEEZ, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO FOR THANKSGIVING AROUND HERE?
(门) [DOOR OPENS]
哦，看一只小猫咪。 OH, LOOK A LITTLE KITTY.
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