它是什么? What is it?
很抱歉，我不得不报告…… Sorry to have to report...
前舱有四个偷渡者。 there are four stowaways in the forward hatch.
偷渡者吗?你怎么知道有四个? Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?
他们唱着甜蜜的艾德琳。 They were singing Sweet Adeline.
把他们弄出去，听到了吗? Get them out of there, you hear?
但是我们找不到他们。 But we can't find them.
而且，他们一直在写侮辱性的便条。 And besides, they've been writing insulting notes.
所以，我是一只老山羊，对吗?听我的。 So, I'm an old goat, am I? Listen to me.
如果你要清空整个舱门，就找到他们! Find them if you have to clear out that whole hatch!
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
舰长，我们什么时候进去? Captain, when do we get in?
周三! Wednesday!
请原谅。星期三。 I beg your pardon. Wednesday.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
在我所有的梦里 In all my dreams
你美丽的脸庞 Your fair face beams
你的偶像 You're the idol
我的心 of my heart
甜艾德琳 Sweet Adeline
我的艾德琳 My Adeline
这是唯一的旅行方式，孩子们。唯一的方法。 This is the only way to travel, boys. The only way.
我本来要带妻子和孩子… I was gonna bring the wife and kiddies...
但是，杂货商再也出不来一桶了。 but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel.
我本来要带我爷爷来的 I was gonna bring my grandfather,
但他的胡子没地方留了。 but there's no room for his beard.
为什么不把那个老猪叫来，让他的胡子以后再来呢? Why not send for the old swine, let his beard come later?
我派人去取他的胡子。你做了吗? I sent for his beard. You did?
它是通过“发”邮件来的。 It's coming by "hair" mail.
伙计们，我听到有人说话了。 Fellas, I think I hear someone.
如果是船长，我要和他说几句。 If it's the captain, I'm gonna have a few words with him.
我的热水已经凉了三天了 My hot water's been cold for three days
我连转身的地方都没有。 and I haven't got room to swing a cat.
事实上，我甚至没有养猫。 In fact, I haven't even got a cat.
我爷爷会荡秋千。他可以吗? My grandfather can swing a cat. He can?
那对他来说是个好工作。 That'd make a good job for him.
来吧,男人。 Come on, men.
某人的到来。 Someone's coming.
来吧,男人。赶快。 Come on, men. Snap it up.
听着,伙计们。 Listen, fellas.
我们必须找到那些偷渡者。 We've got to find those stowaways.
当我们这样做的时候，我们会把它们放在铁里。 And when we do, we'll put them in irons.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
看看这些箱子后面。 Take a look in behind those cases.
伙计们，看看那些箱子后面。 You fellows, look behind those boxes.
别管那些桶了。 Never mind the barrels.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
那是什么? What's that?
我只是说"是，是，长官。" I just said "aye, aye, sir."
没关系。找到这些人。 Never mind that. Find those men.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
他们不在这里，长官。 They're not here, sir.
哦，是的，它们是。 Oh, yes, they are.
把这些东西都吊到甲板上。 Hoist all this stuff up on deck.
把这些桶拿开。 And get these barrels out of the way.
很好,先生。 Very well, sir.
再低一点。 Lower away up there.
快用吊索。 Hurry up with that sling.
你永远不会发现他们就在身边。是的,先生。 You'll never find them standing around. Yes, sir.
你看看那些包的后面。你看看那些盒子。 You look in back of those bales. You look in those boxes.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
好吧,男孩。 All right, boys.
快一点! Make it snappy up there!
嘿! Hey!
他们在那! There they are!
快点。 Hurry.
伙计们，到船尾去，伙计们，看看救生艇后面。 You fellas, go aft. You fellas, take a look in behind those lifeboats.
船长，告诉我们偷渡者的情况。 Captain, tell us about the stowaways.
我很快就会把他们关进禁闭室。 I'll have them in the brig before long.
这是非常浪漫的。我想认识一个偷渡者。 That's terribly romantic. I'd love to meet a stowaway.
嘿,你。 Hey, you.
这些是你的手套吗?我在你的行李箱里找到的。 Are these your gloves? I found them in your trunk.
回你的房间去。我马上就下来。你是谁? Go to your rooms. I'll be down shortly. Who are you?
你是巡视员吗?我要投诉。 Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
有什么事吗?足够的问题。 What's the matter? Matter enough.
你知道是谁在凌晨三点偷偷溜进我的房间的吗? You know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3:00 a. m.?
这是谁干的?没有人，这是我的抱怨。 Who did that? Nobody, and that's my complaint.
我是年轻的。我要的是欢乐、笑声、哈哈恰。 I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
我想跳舞。 I wanna dance.
我想跳舞直到母牛回家 I wanna dance till the cows come home
你这是什么意思? Just what do you mean by this?
我不喜欢你管理这艘船的方式。 I don't like the way you're running this boat.
坐在后座上，让你妻子开车。 Get in the backseat and let your wife drive.
我当了22年的船长。 I've been captain of this ship for 22 years.
22年? Twenty-two years?
如果你是个男人，你就会自己做生意。 If you were a man, you'd go in business for yourself.
我认识一个人，是去年开始做独木舟生意的。 I know a fellow, started last year with a canoe.
他的女人多得你都无法招架，如果你喜欢的话。 He has more women than you can shake a stick at, if you enjoy that.
再多说一句话，我就把你关起来。 One more word, and I'll throw you in irons.
你不能用熨斗来做。这是mashie拍的。 You can't do it with irons. It's a mashie shot.
如果风对着你，那就是马士拍的。如果风不是，我就是。 It's a mashie shot if the wind is against you. If the wind isn't, I am.
下面那些桶呢? How about those barrels down below?
我才不会放一头猪进去。 I wouldn't put a pig in there.
看到这里,你— See here, you--
即使你跪下也不行。 Not even if you got down on your knees.
给你手套。你会买的，不是吗? And here's your gloves. You would take them, wouldn't you?
离我的办公室远点。 And keep away from my office.
喂，你看这儿! Now, see here, you!
你怎么敢侵犯上尉的住所? How dare you invade the sanctity of the captain's quarters?
我以为你是船长。我饿了。 I thought you was the captain. I'm hungry.
我要去找点吃的。 I'm gonna find something to eat.
我会处理的。你好。 I'll take care of that. Hello.
把船长的午餐送来。 Send up the captain's lunch.
两个。 Two.
把他的晚餐也送上来。我是谁? Send up his dinner, too. Who am I?
我是队长。你想选边站吗? I'm the captain. You want to choose up sides?
轮机员，你能不能告诉他们别让船摇晃? Engineer, will you tell them to stop the boat from rocking?
我要去吃午饭了。 I'm gonna have lunch.
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
我怎么了?我饿了。 What's the matter with me? I'm hungry.
我三天没吃东西了。 I didn't eat in three days.
三天? Three days?
我们在船上才两天。 We've only been on the boat two days.
我昨天没吃东西…… I didn't eat yesterday...
我今天没吃东西，明天也不吃东西。一共三天。 I didn't eat today, and I won't eat tomorrow. That makes three days.
你的业务状态。我得把我的木头抖一抖。 State your business. I've got to shiver my timbers.
我没事儿。我上来是看船长桥的。 I got no business. I come up to see the captain's bridge.
船长的桥吗?我很抱歉。他总是把它放在玻璃杯里…… Captain's bridge? I'm sorry. He always keeps it in a glass...
而他的饮食。 while he's eating.
你想看看他睡哪儿吗? Would you like to see where he sleeps?
我看到了这一点。这是一派胡言。 I saw that. That's the bunk.
你在白费口舌，这并不是什么大损失。 You're wasting your breath, and that's no great loss.
你真是个好水手。 A fine sailor you are.
我当然是个好水手。你知道吗，我全家都是水手? You bet I'm a fine sailor. You know, my whole family was sailors?
我父亲是哥伦布的合伙人。你觉得怎么样? My father was partners with Columbus. What do you think of that?
你父亲和哥伦布是合伙人?你的赌注。 Your father and Columbus were partners? You bet.
哥伦布去世已有400年了。 Columbus has been dead 400 years.
他们告诉我那是我父亲。 They told me it was my father.
跳上去，我带你去看 Hop up there, and I'll show you
关于历史你不知道的几件事。 a few things you don't know about history.
现在看。哥伦布。 Now look. There's Columbus.
哥伦布的圆。 That's Columbus Circle.
你介意离开那张捕蝇纸，给苍蝇一个机会吗? Would you mind getting up off that flypaper and giving the flies a chance?
你疯了。苍蝇不会看报纸。 You're crazy. Flies can't read papers.
现在，哥伦布从西班牙航行到印度寻找捷径。 Now, Columbus sailed from Spain to India looking for a shortcut.
你是说草莓捷径。 You mean strawberry shortcut.
我不知道。 I don't know.
当我醒来时，有护士在照顾我。 When I woke up, there was the nurse taking care of me.
有什么事吗?护士不能照顾好自己吗? What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?
她当然可以，但我发现的太晚了。足够的。 You bet she could, but I found it out too late. Enough of this.
让我们回到哥伦布。 Let's get back to Columbus.
我宁愿回去找护士。 I'd rather get back to the nurse.
我也会如此。 So would I.
但是哥伦布在他的船上航行。 But Columbus was sailing along on his vessel.
在他的什么? On his what?
不是他的什么。在他的船。 Not on his what. On his vessel.
你不知道"船"是什么吗?确定。我可以船。 Don't you know what "vessel" is? Sure. I can vessel.
你看我能把我的介绍买回来吗? Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
一天晚上，哥伦布的水手们发动了一场兵变。 Now, one night Columbus' sailors started a mutiny.
晚上不许暴动。他们在下午。 No mutinies at night. They're in the afternoon.
你知道，每周三和周六都有暴动。 You know, mutinies Wednesdays and Saturdays.
我的论点。限制移民。 There's my argument. Restrict immigration.
好吧。 All right.
真是厚颜无耻! Of all the colossal impudence!
你为什么不站起来?你没看见他没有椅子吗? Why don't you stand up? Can't you see he has no chair?
喂，你——你最好保持安静。 Why, you-- You better keep quiet.
我们是这家公司的几个大股东。 We're a couple of big stockholders in this company.
股东? Stockholders?
在我看来，你们就像偷渡者。 You look like a couple of stowaways to me.
别忘了股东 Don't forget that the stockholder
昨天的偷渡者就是今天的偷渡者。 of yesteryear is the stowaway of today.
你和他们长得一模一样。 Well, you look exactly like them.
他们长什么样? What do they look like?
其中一个留着黑胡子。 One of them goes around with a black moustache.
我也是，如果我能选的话，我会找个金发女郎。 So do I. If I had my choice, I'd go around with a little blonde.
我说有一个人留着黑胡子。 I said one goes around with a black moustache.
你不能指望胡子会自己长出来。 You couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself.
你不觉得小胡子会寂寞吗，上尉? Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?
当然，它会很孤独。 Sure, it gets lonely.
当我祖父的胡子长到这里的时候 When my grandfather's beard gets here,
我想让它和你的胡子相称。 I'd like it to meet your moustache.
我会仔细考虑的。我要好好地谈一谈。 I'll think it over. I'll talk it over with my moustache.
你爷爷的胡子有钱吗? Has your grandfather's beard got any money?
钱吗?哎呀，那可是一笔大财富。 Money? Why, it fell hair to a fortune.
现在,听! Now, listen!
不管有没有股东，都给我滚出去! Stockholders or no stockholders, you clear out of here!
房间里有人。 There's someone in that room.
那个壁橱里有人，我想是你，上尉。 There's somebody in that closet, and I think it's you, Captain.
现在，我们可以安心吃饭了。 Now, we can eat in peace.
好吧。给你一块。 All right. Here's a piece for you.
一个婴儿。 That a baby.
对不起,队长。 Beg pardon, Captain.
你怎么敢进船长的房间…… How dare you enter the captain's quarters...
当我吃东西。 while I'm eating.
对不起,先生。 Sorry, sir.
现在我抓住你了! Now I've got you!
别忘了黄油。 Don't forget the butter.
你知道，这附近有一些非常美丽的乡村。 You know, there's some mighty pretty country around here.
我—— I've--
请原谅。 I beg your pardon.
原谅我。这是你的吗? Pardon me. Is this yours?
为什么,没有。 Why, no.
你确定吗? You sure?
我是积极的。 I'm positive.
这是你的吗? Is this yours?
是的,它是。 Yes, it is.
就像我刚才说的，这附近有个非常美丽的国家。 As I was saying, there's some mighty beautiful country around here.
这些树很可爱。 The trees are lovely.
没错。我爱他们。 You bet they are. I love them.
别挡我的路! Get out of my way!
吉布森。快出来。 Gibson. Come out of there.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
我要报告我发现了一个 I want to report I found a--
吉布森，你又喝酒了… Gibson, you've been drinking again...
你知道我的命令是什么。 and you know what my orders were.
但那些偷渡者，我刚在那里抓了一个。 But those stowaways, I just caught one of them in there.
偷渡者,嗯? Stowaway, huh?
是的。他就在这里。 Yes. There he is.
的帮助!当心!你让我窒息! Help! Look out! You're choking me!
我这样认为。回你的房间去。 I thought so. Go to your quarters.
这是一个现在。 That's one now.
这是一个假。跟我来。 That's a dummy. Come with me.
第一个官。 First officer.
我告诉你，就是他。 I'm telling you, that's him.
这已经足够了。到你的房间去。 This has gone far enough. Get up to your quarters.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
安静。 Quiet.
我认为你是对的。 I think you're right.
我知道你是对的。 I know you're right.
午饭前您想吃点什么吗? Would you like anything before lunch?
是的,早餐。 Yes, breakfast.
没人在这里吃东西。 Nobody eats in here.
我做的事。 I do.
没有烤牛肉就没有芥末。 Mustard's no good without roast beef.
你想把指甲修长吗? Do you want your nails trimmed long?
大约一个半小时。我无事可做。 About an hour and a half. I got nothing to do.
你长得很漂亮，好吧。 You're a nice-looking gal, all right.
你明白了。 You got it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你可以留着它。 And you can keep it.
她是个好女孩? That's a nice gal?
有人要来了。 Somebody's coming.
来吧,男孩。 Come on, boys.
你接下来,帽子。 You're next, Cap.
我想找几个杯子。 I'm looking for a couple of mugs.
不，你们在B甲板。是,是,先生。 No, you boys look on B Deck. Aye, aye, sir.
刮胡子怎么样? How about a shave?
确定。请过目一下。 Sure. Give me a once-over.
浏览一遍,伙伴。 Once-over, partner.
不,一个刮胡子。 No, a shave.
在脸上。好吧。 On the face. All right.
当你完成的时候叫醒我。 Wake me up when you get through.
我们会照顾你的，好的。 We'll take care of you, all right.
我们最后取扁桃体。我想我们先弄胡子。 We take the tonsils last. I think we work on the moustache first.
窥探他一下。 Give him a little snoop.
这一边太长了。给他看看这边。 This side's too long. Give him a little snoop this side.
这条边太短了。 Now this side is too short.
它太短了。另一边太长了。窥探他。 It's too short. The other side is too long. Snoop him up.
这样比较好，但是那一边现在太短了，太长了…… That's better, but the side that was too short now is too long...
太长的边也太短了。 and the side that was too long is too short.
我想你应该再窥探他一次。 I think you got to give him one more snoop.
我想我们最好衡量一下。 I think we better measure.
大概要多一英尺。 It's about a foot too much.
不，量多了一英尺。 No, the measure's a foot too much.
现在看起来好多了。 Now it looks much better.
我想它可以再站在中间一个窥探者。 It can stand one more snoop in the middle, I think.
中间是一个窥探者。 In the middle, one snoop.
这很好。这是很好的。 That's fine. That's very good.
我觉得这里有点粗糙。我修复。 I think it's a little bit rough right here. I fix that.
知道吗，我再也不上这条船了。这食物不好吃。 You know, I'm never going on this boat again. The food is no good.
当然，我还没吃过东西，但甚至 Of course, I no eat yet, but even
如果我不吃东西，我喜欢好吃的食物。 if I don't eat, I like the food good.
一个爱管闲事的人。 One more snoop.
这是漂亮吗?这就是所谓的艺术品。 That's beautiful? That's what you call a work of art.
你知道吗，我觉得你窥探他的次数太多了。 Hey, you know, I think you give him one snoop too much.
我想让你知道，我受够了你的借口。 And I want you to know, I'm fed up on your alibis.
不要着急。 Take it easy.
你太激动了。 You're getting all excited.
你以为你要去哪里? Now where do you think you're going?
不要紧。我在操纵这个网球拍。 Never mind. I'm running this racket.
就待在这里，别让人看见，就像我告诉你的那样。 Just stay here and keep out of sight like I told you.
不,你没有。听我说，阿尔基·布里格斯先生。 No you don't. Now, listen to me, Mr. Alky Briggs.
你不能把我这样关起来。 You can't keep me cooped up like this.
我在这艘船上当副手已经够久了。 I've played second fiddle on this ship long enough.
现在你听。我不追求任何女人。 Now you listen. I'm not after any dames.
我在找乔·赫尔顿，我告诉你，而且 I'm after Joe Helton, I tell you, and
他在这条船上无法离开我。 he can't get away from me on this boat.
他必须同意我的帮派，否则他就会受到惩罚。 He's got to put his okay on my gang, or he's gonna get this.
嘿，你是谁? Hey, who are you?
我是裁缝。 I'm the tailor.
这倒提醒了我。我的裤子在哪里? That reminds me. Where are my pants?
你穿上了。 You've got them on.
请原谅，我要到壁橱里去。 Pardon me while I step into the closet.
如果你在凌晨3点再来的话 And get a load of this, if you come in again at 3:00 a. m.--
别打扰我。告诉裁缝。 Stop bothering me. Tell it to the tailor.
酒鬼! Alky!
你在里面做什么? What are you doing in there?
什么都没有。进来吧。 Nothing. Come on in.
你不能呆在那个壁橱里。 You can't stay in that closet.
不能,我可以吗? can't, can I?
这就是他们对伟大的发明家托马斯·爱迪生说的话…… That's what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor...
托马斯·林德伯格，伟大的飞行员， Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flier,
还有托马斯·舍夫斯基，像玫瑰一样强大。 and Thomas Shefsky, mighty like a rose.
只要记住，如果没有的话 Just remember that if there weren't
任何壁橱，都不会有挂钩… any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks...
如果没有鱼钩就不会有鱼 and if there weren't any hooks, there'd be no fish,
那对我很合适。 and that would suit me fine.
不要试图隐藏。我知道你在那个壁橱里。 Don't try to hide. I know you're in that closet.
你看见我进衣柜了吗? Did you see me go in the closet?
不。 No.
我现在在衣柜里吗? Am I in the closet now?
不。 No.
那你怎么知道我在壁橱里?法官大人，我就此打住。 Then how do you know I was in the closet? Your Honor, I rest my case.
过来，棕色的眼睛。 Come here, brown eyes.
你不能把我从这张床上弄下来。 You're not gonna get me off this bed.
我不知道你是个律师。 I didn't know you were a lawyer.
作为律师你太害羞了。 You're awfully shy for a lawyer.
我肯定很害羞。我是讼棍律师。 You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
那你觉得一个鸡蛋会给我什么? Then what do you think of an egg that would give me--
你得到的只有肮脏的休息。 You've been getting nothing but dirty breaks.
我们可以清理并拧紧你的刹车… We can clean and tighten your brakes...
但你得整夜待在车库里。 but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
我要兴奋。我想要哈恰恰恰恰。 I want excitement. I want to ha-cha-cha-cha.
你没有意识到。 You don't realize it.
自从他拿到结婚证后，我就过着狗一样的生活。 From the time he got the marriage license, I've led a dog's life.
你确定他没有拿到养狗执照吗? Are you sure he didn't get a dog's license?
我不会把我当傻瓜的。 Alky can't make a fool of me.
我想去一些地方。我想做一些事情。 I want to go places. I want to do things.
我要自由，我要自由，我要正义! I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice!
夫人，你在创造历史。事实上，你在逼我。 Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me.
我希望你别让我插手。 And I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
你知道我想要什么。我要生活，我要欢笑，我要欢乐。 You know what I want. I want life, I want laughter, I want gaiety.
我想要哈恰恰恰恰。 I want to ha-cha-cha-cha.
夫人，在我说完之前， Madam, before I get through with you,
你离婚的理由很充分…… you will have a clear case for divorce...
我妻子也一样。 and so will my wife.
首先要做的是安排和解。 The first thing to do is to arrange for a settlement.
你带着孩子，你丈夫带着房子。 You take the children, your husband takes the house.
朱尼尔烧了房子，你买保险，我买你。 Junior burns the house, you take the insurance and I take you.
但是我没有孩子。 But I haven't any children.
这就是这个国家的问题。你没有孩子。 That's the trouble with this country. You haven't any children.
至于我，我要回到男人都是空大衣的壁橱里去。 And as for me, I'm going back in the closet where men are empty overcoats.
棕色的眼睛。 Brown eyes.
长官，闯入一个人的家是一种暴行。 Sir, this is an outrage, breaking into a man's home.
明天早上的《泰晤士报》上会有关于这件事的信。 There'll be a letter about this in the Times tomorrow morning.
是吗? Yeah?
但你不会读的，因为我会狠狠揍你一顿。 But you won't read it, 'cause I'm gonna lay you out pretty.
你要耍我? You're gonna lay me out pretty?
这就是我为救了一个无辜的女孩而得到的感谢… That's the thanks I get for freeing an innocent girl...
虽然她现在藏着… who, although she is hiding at the moment...
答应做她孩子们的母亲。 has promised to become the mother of her children.
说到这里，先生，我向您道别。美好的一天,先生。 And with that, sir, I bid you a fond farewell. Good day, sir.
美好的一天。 Good day.
快出来。我想和你谈谈。 Come out of there. I want to talk to you.
抱歉，我们用的是老式的冰人… I'm sorry, but we're using the old-fashioned iceman...
我们发现他对保持房子温暖很满意。 and we find him very satisfactory for keeping the house warm.
正如我所料，你是黄色的，抓一个女人的裙子。 Just as I thought, you're yellow, grabbing at a woman's skirts.
我是明智的。你聪明吗? I'm wise. You're wise?
内布拉斯加州的首都是哪里? What's the capital of Nebraska?
大通国家银行的资本是多少?放弃吗? What's the capital of the Chase National Bank? Give up?
现在，我给你试试一个简单的。 Now, I'll try you on an easy one.
有多少法国人不会错? How many Frenchmen can't be wrong?
我知道—— I know--
你很热情，她也一样。 You were warm and so was she.
不要气馁。只要稍加学习，你就能大有作为。 Don't be discouraged. With a little study you'll go a long way.
我希望你现在就开始。 And I'd wish you'd start now.
你看见这东西了吗? Do you see this gat?
可爱,不是吗?圣诞老人带来的 Cute, isn't it? Santa Claus bring it
圣诞节吗?我有一辆消防车。 for Christmas? I got a fire engine.
听着,杯子。你知道我是谁吗? Listen, mug. Do you know who I am?
不要告诉我。你是动物还是蔬菜?的动物。 Don't tell me. Are you animal or vegetable? Animal.
得到这个。我对酒精的布里格斯。 Get this. I'm Alky Briggs.
而我就是那个喋喋不休的人。 And I'm the fellow who talks so much.
喝了这么多酒之后能在这里见到你真是太好了。 Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
等一下。对不起，我不能留下。 Wait a minute. Sorry, I can't stay.
船长正等着追我呢。 The captain's waiting to chase me.
你可以留下，好吧，直到我把你搞定。 You can stay, all right, until I finish with you.
酒精,亲爱的,谢谢! Alky, darling, please!
不要“亲爱的”我。进隔壁房间呆在那儿! Don't "darling" me. Get in that next room and stay there!
到隔壁房间去。 Get in that next room.
我配不上她，是吗? I'm not good enough for her, am I?
在我训练你之前你有什么要说的吗? Is there anything you've got to say before I drill you?
是的，我想问你一个问题。 Yes, I'd like to ask you one question.
去做吧。 Go ahead.
你认为如果一个男孩让自己被亲吻，女孩会看轻他吗? Do you think that girls think less of a boy if he lets himself be kissed?
你不觉得虽然女孩和像我这样的男孩约会… Don't you think that although girls go out with boys like me...
他们总是嫁给另一种人? they always marry the other kind?
如果你要杀我，快点。 If you're gonna kill me, hurry up.
我得在两点吃奎宁水。 I have to take my tonic at 2:00.
我可以利用你这种胆量的人。 I can use a guy with your nerve.
我想我们可以相处得很好。 I think we could get along well together.
当然，第一年我们可能会有一些小争吵。 Of course, the first year we might have our little squabbles.
但是，那是不可避免的，你不觉得吗? But, then, that's inevitable, don't you think?
你在这里想要什么? And what do you want here?
我只是在找他。 I was just looking for him.
你认识这个人吗? Do you know this guy?
我认识他很多年了。他过去住在我隔壁。 I've known him for years. He used to live in the next barrel to me.
我明白了。偷渡者。 I see. The stowaways.
我可以帮你们，笨蛋。 I can help you bozos.
波索斯先生。 Mr. Bozos to you.
好了，博佐先生。你可以帮我。 All right, Mr. Bozo. And you can help me.
我人手不够，我想找个人在这船上。 I'm shorthanded, and I want to get a guy on this boat.
现在让他上车太晚了。 It's too late to get him on now.
我们应该在起航前说的。 Should've said so before we sailed.
听。这是B甲板的地图。 Listen. This is a map of B Deck.
这是乔·赫尔顿的特等舱。 There's Joe Helton's stateroom.
他是一个坚强的人。你跟我走… And he's a tough egg. And you're coming with me...
而我要和乔摊牌。 while I have it out with Joe.
你知道乔·赫尔顿是谁吗? Do you know who Joe Helton is?
我想我会离开这艘船，直到它被风吹灭。 I think I'll get off this boat until this blows over.
如果你知道什么对你有好处，你就跟着我。 If you know what's good for you, you'll stick with me.
我进去的时候，你把窗户盖好。现在,移动! You keep the windows covered while I go in. Now, move!
这个想法是什么? What is the idea of this?
没关系。我为你而动。 It's all right. I make a move for you.
这是一种暴行! This is an outrage!
我去叫船长! I'll call the captain!
队长不下象棋。 The captain don't play chess.
管事! Purser!
管家!到这里来。 Steward! Come here.
对我们来说，这里太吵了。 Too much noise here for us.
我们最好找个安静的地方。 We better go someplace where it's quiet.
进来。 Come in.
您的雪茄，先生。谢谢。 Your cigars, sir. Thanks.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
爸爸，现在看看你。你还没穿衣服呢。 Dad, now look at you. You aren't even dressed yet.
玛丽，你可以为全家做所有的衣服。 You can do all the dressing for the family, Mary.
老乔·赫尔顿在他的余生中会过得很轻松。 Old Joe Helton is taking things easy for the rest of his life.
我们现在是大人物了，宝贝。 We're big shots now, baby.
进来。 Come in.
你好,乔。 Hello, Joe.
你好,布里格斯。你想要什么? Hello, Briggs. What do you want?
我只是想和你友好地谈谈。 I just wanted to have a friendly talk.
我有点担心生意。 I'm sort of worried about business.
到另一个房间来，宝贝。 Step in the other room, baby.
但是爸爸快走吧，亲爱的。 But, Dad-- Run along, honey.
你的孩子吗? Your kid?
她很可爱，不是吗? She's cute, isn't she?
我觉得我们没什么可谈的。出去。 I don't think we've got anything to talk about. Get out.
在我得到你的同意之前。 Not before I get your okay on my gang.
我没帮你什么忙。 I'm not doing you any favors.
是的,你是。 Yes, you are.
你要签这个。 You're gonna sign this.
我要占领你的领地，否则就会有麻烦。 I'm taking over your territory, or there's gonna be trouble.
我不偏袒任何一方。 I'm taking no sides.
你得和布奇一伙打一场。 You'll have to fight it out with Butch and the gang.
我要接替你当老板了。 I'm stepping into your shoes as boss.
我不支持任何小凿子。 I'm not backing up any small-time chiseller.
别和我一起过奢侈的生活。 Don't put on the Ritz with me.
别对我自大，布里格斯。 Don't get cocky with me, Briggs.
我说土耳其。 I'm talking turkey.
你不能赚了所有的钱，然后就把钱用光了。 You can't make all the dough and then run out on your pals.
我才不听你这种傻瓜的命令呢! I'm not taking orders from a mug like you!
滚开! Scram!
这就是你的答案?这是我的! So that's your answer? Here's mine!
你有你的同伙吗?我待会再找你。 So you got your gang with you? I'll get you later.
你们是谁? Who are you guys?
你在我房间里做什么? What are you doing in my room?
那是我的搭档，但他不说话。他又聋又哑。 That's my partner, but he no speak. He's dumb and deaf.
你们不知道，你们只是害怕 You guys don't know it, but you just scared
这房间里有个很硬的蛋。 a pretty tough egg out of this room.
当然，我们是一对硬汉。 Sure, we're a couple of tough guys.
你想赚钱吗? Do you want to make some money?
钱吗? Money?
钱吗?感觉这块肌肉。感觉到他的肌肉。 Money? Feel this muscle. Feel his muscle.
好吧。你付多少钱? All right. How much you pay?
你有多坚强? Just how tough are you?
你付一点，我们就有点强硬。 You pay little bit, we're little bit tough.
你付出了很多，很多艰辛。 You pay very much, very much tough.
你付的太多了，我们太苛刻了。 You pay too much, we're too much tough.
你付多少钱?我付出很多。 How much you pay? I pay plenty.
那我们就够强硬的了。我们也展示给你们看。 Then we're plenty tough. And we show you, too.
伙伴，让他看看我们有多坚强。 Partner, show him how tough we are.
看到了吗?这是什么。这是免费的。 See? That's nothing. That's free.
现在我们给你真正的东西。 Now we give you the real stuff this time.
来吧。放点劲头。 Come on. Put some pep in it.
同时具备上钩拳。你知道，就在按钮上。 The one-two uppercut. You know, on the button.
楼下没有按钮。楼上的按钮。 No downstairs button. Upstairs button.
这很好。很好。 That's fine. That's good, all right.
我告诉他，你很强悍，打起拳来像百合花。什么是物质? I tell him you're tough, and you punch like a lily. What's a matter?
你想丢掉这份工作?这次把东西给他。 You wanna lose this job? Give him the stuff this time.
对不起,老板。他可以做得更好…… Excuse me, boss. He can do much better...
但是他今天没有好好工作。 but he no work good today.
他没有报酬。当他拿到钱的时候，你看着他。 He no get paid. When he get paid, you watch him.
来吧。这次我们把他干掉了。来吧。快点。 Come on. This time we give him the works. Come on. Hurry up.
这次是按按钮。来吧，我告诉你。上的按钮。 On the button this time. Come on, I tell you. On the button.
快点。把潘趣酒给我。来吧。 Hurry up. Give me the punch. Come on.
好吧。 All right.
来吧!拳! Come on! Punch!
这就够了。等待。 That's enough. Wait.
你觉得我们怎么样? What do you think of us?
你太棒了。 You're great.
别那么大声。你想让他有个好脑袋? Not so loud. You want him to get a swell head?
你们真的很厉害。 You guys are plenty tough, all right.
我在监视你。 I'm spying on you.
你们正是我需要的人。你被聘用了。 You're just the fellows I need. You're hired.
我们很好,嗯?你太棒了。 We're great, huh? You're great.
我的伴侣吗?他的伟大。 My partner? He's great.
我的祖父很好。他的曾祖父。 My grandfather's great. He's a great-grandfather.
当Helton从他的房间出来时，给他插上插头。 When Helton comes out of his room, plug him.
我们用什么给他充电? What'll we plug him with?
我不是给你两枚金币了吗? Didn't I give you two gats?
我们不得不淹死那艘船，但我们救了你一辆黑色的小车。 We had to drown the gat, but we saved you a little black gitten.
拿着，现在就拿着。 Here, take these, and hang onto them now.
一分钟也不要离开我。 Don't leave me for a minute.
注意看刚从这里出去的那个家伙。 And keep your eye on that guy that just went out of here.
你理解。 You understand.
谁敢接近老板，就给他一刀。 Anybody come near the boss, let him have it.
你现在没事了，头儿。 You're all right now, boss.
任何人靠近你…。你怎么了?看出来。 Anybody comes near you... . What's a matter with you? Look out.
没关系。他只是在练习。 That's all right. He was just practicing.
出去。 Get out.
现在我可以在甲板上散步了 Now I can take a walk out on deck
和感到安全。来吧。我们走吧。 and feel safe. Come on. Let's go.
他来了。得到他。 There he comes now. Get him.
别担心。我们会得到他。我的手指在扣扳机。 Don't worry. We'll get him. I've got my finger on the trigger.
嘿,别忘了。 Hey, don't forget.
谁敢接近老板，就让他去。 Anybody comes near the boss, let him have it.
这是老板。他有伪装。 It's the boss. He's got a disguise.
去掉胡须。我们知道你。 Take off the whiskers. We know you.
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
官! Officer!
你为什么不去找他?你不害怕吧? Why didn't you get him? Not afraid, are you?
害怕吗?我吗?一个和自己体重相当的人… Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight...
在野生毛毛虫?害怕吗?我当然害怕了。 in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid.
所以—— So--
你好。柜子里的东西怎么样? Hello. How are things in the closet?
你知道，我身上还有樟脑丸的味道。 You know, I still smell of mothballs.
我不想和你说话。 I don't want to talk to you.
所以你在这里，和这些流浪汉混在一起。 So here you are, loafing around with these tramps.
我来找乔·赫尔顿。 I came down to see Joe Helton.
你不觉得我们该走了吗?什么? Don't you think we'd better go? What?
让这个女人和她的丈夫单独相处? And leave this woman alone with her husband?
假设她的心上人进来了。 Suppose her sweetheart came in.
阿尔基布里格斯，别以为你能把我关在那间舱房里。 Alky Briggs, don't think you can keep me cooped up in that stateroom.
因为你疯了! Because you're crazy!
你待在下面，别管我的事。 You'll stay down there and keep out of my business.
你明白吗? Do you understand?
别管我的事。轮到你。 Keep out of my business. Your turn.
你想让我玩得开心。一个好的时间! You were going to show me a good time. A good time!
我还不如呆在家里玩纸牌呢! I might as well have stayed home and played solitaire!
轮到你。 Your turn.
安静下来。我有比你更重要的事要担心。 Pipe down. I've more important things than you to worry about.
轮到你。 Your turn.
你再说一遍，我就把你的眼睛挖出来! You say that again and I'll scratch your eyes out!
你拿着这把枪。你比我更需要它。 You take this gun. You're gonna need it more than I will.
哦,你! Oh, you!
正是我想见的人。如果我向你展示如何节省20%… Just the man I wanna see. If I show you how to save 20%...
你有兴趣吗?你当然会。 would you be interested? Of course you would.
首先，你的头顶太高，眉毛太低。 First, your overhead is too high and your brow is too low.
你已经感兴趣了，不是吗?等我打通电话。 Interested already, aren't you? Wait till I get through.
我没有时间。 I haven't got time.
有两个家伙想攻击你…… Two fellows are trying to attack you...
有两个家伙正试图保护你。这是50%的浪费。 and two fellows are trying to defend you. Now, that's 50% waste.
为什么你不能被你的保镖攻击? Why can't you be attacked by your bodyguards?
你的生命会被拯救，而那是100%的浪费。现在你有什么? Your life will be saved, and that's 100% waste. Now what have you got?
我会无缘无故地攻击你 Me, and I'll attack you for nothing.
你是什么意思? What are you getting at?
我期待的。 I anticipated that.
军队如何旅行?在其胃。你呢?在一艘。 How does an army travel? On its stomach. And you? On a ship.
当然，你是在拯救你的胃。 Of course, you're saving your stomach.
同样的常识—— The same common sense--
我想你还没意识到 I don't think you realize--
我知道这是一分钱，但看看我。 I realize it's a penny here and there, but look at me.
我从无到有 I've worked myself up from nothing
极端贫困。你说呢? to extreme poverty. What do you say?
我告诉你我说什么—— I'll tell you what I say--
那么一切都解决了。 Then it's all settled.
我将成为你的新保镖。万一我攻击你… I'm to be your new bodyguard. In case I attack you...
我也会在那里保护你。 I'll be there to defend you, too.
如果你想被攻击，10分钟后我会保护你。 When you want to be attacked, I'll defend you 10 minutes later.
我已经有两个保镖了，但我会好好考虑的。 I've already got two bodyguards, but I'll think it over.
谢谢你！不客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
我喉咙里有只青蛙。 I've got a frog in my throat.
什么? What?
喉咙里有只青蛙。 A frog in my throat.
你喉咙里有只青蛙。 You've got a frog in your throat.
是的。 Yes.
你不能这样对我的顾客!省省吧! You can't do that to my customers! Cut it out!
喂，你怎么了?你疯了还是怎么了? Say, what's the matter with you? Are you crazy or something?
请准备好入境证和护照。 Have your landing cards and passports ready, please.
你好，Swempski夫人? How do you do, Madame Swempski?
你好,男孩。 Hello, boys.
对媒体有什么声明吗? Any statement for the press?
不，恐怕没有。 No, I'm afraid not.
这次旅行没什么有趣的。 Nothing of interest on this tour.
歌剧在中欧真的在衰落吗? Is it true the opera is on the decline in Central Europe?
荒谬的。 Absurd.
我预测他们将会有他们有史以来最好的一年。 I predict they're going to have the greatest year they've ever had.
你真的会得到吗 Is it true that you're gonna get
在这次旅行中又结婚了? married again while on this tour?
先生们，我不知道该说什么。先生们，我想说的是。 Gentlemen, I don't know what to say. Gentlemen, I'd say just this.
自行车永远代替不了马。 The bicycle will never replace the horse.
但是，马永远不会取代自行车…… But, the horse will never replace the bicycle...
我从来没见过骑在自行车上的马，但我从来没见过。 which is quite a horse on the bicycle if I ever saw one, and I never did.
我看你们敢不敢把它印出来，你们这些揭发黑幕的人。 I dare you to print that, you muckrakers.
来根雪茄吧，宝贝。 Have a cigar, babe.
好了，乔。 Okay for the picture, Joe.
照片吗?在你的首页上有一些关于性的东西。 Pictures? Here's a little sex stuff for your front page.
现在，请稳住它。 Now, hold it steady, please.
你可以说这是一场真正的爱情对决。我们为了钱而结婚。 You can say it was a real love match. We married for money.
呃，我的胆小鬼?缩减30或40磅不会对你造成伤害。 Eh, my shrinking violet? It won't hurt you to shrink 30 or 40 pounds.
你这厚颜无耻的cad ! You impudent cad!
我将报告你的论文。 I'll report you to your paper.
让我来做报道。 Let me do the reporting.
你会马上离婚是真的吗 Is it true you'll get a divorce as soon
当你丈夫恢复视力的时候? as your husband recovers his sight?
你真的用蛤蜊汤洗头吗? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth?
你真的在跳蚤马戏团跳舞吗? Is it true you danced in a flea circus?
这是无耻的! This is outrageous!
如果你不停下来，我就叫船长。 If you don't stop, I'll call the captain.
这就是它。 So that's it.
迷恋漂亮的制服。我们不计数。 Infatuated with a pretty uniform. We don't count.
我们给了你最好的时光，现在你想要一个军官。 We gave you our best years, now you want an officer.
我不喜欢这个影射。 I don't like this innuendo.
这就是我常说的，爱飞出门去 That's what I always say, love flies out the door
当钱来的时候，暗示。 when money comes innuendo.
再见。很高兴见到你， Good-bye. It's nice to have seen you,
但我只能怪我自己。 but I've got nobody to blame but myself.
你能告诉我—— Could you tell me--
请…… Please... .
你很悲观。 You're awfully glum.
我只是在想，等船靠岸后，我可能再也见不到你了。 I was just thinking, after the boat lands, I may never see you again.
再见到我对你来说重要吗? Does it matter to you whether you ever see me again?
我想不出世界上还有什么比这更重要了。 I can't think of anything in the world that matters more.
玛丽，我永远不会离开你。 Mary, I'll never leave you.
标签。 Tag.
等一下! Wait a minute!
我只是想偷偷溜下船，仅此而已。 I'm just trying to sneak off the boat, that's all.
我在找拥有…的人。 I'm looking for the man who owns... .
你的护照在哪里? Where's your passport?
等一下。让我来处理。 Wait a minute. Let me handle this.
我不想说，警官，但我碰巧… I don't like to speak about it, Officer, but I happen to be...
这艘船的肉类供应商的好朋友。 a good friend of the meat supplier to this boat.
好吗? Well?
嗯，你喜欢羊排吗? Well, do you like lamb chops?
是的，有什么关系? Yes, what of it?
这个人不会处理羊排。 This man doesn't handle lamb chops.
但是今天的烤牛肉很好吃。 But the roast beef is very good today.
你们这些家伙不出示护照就下不了船。 You fellows can't get off the boat without showing passports.
到队伍的末尾上去，打开你的护照。 Get on back there at the end of the line and get your passports open.
继续。回到那里。 Go on. Get back there.
自命不凡的人。当他对我说这些的时候… Stuffed shirt. When he said that to me...
你简直把我打翻了。 you could've knocked me over with a feather.
他为你服务。 He gives you service.
看来我们已经遇到困难了。 It looks like we're up against it.
你得给我们办个护照。 It's up to you to get us a passport.
我抓住你了，不是吗? I got you, didn't I?
那你就得一大早起来偷我的东西了。 Well, you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal from me.
他今天的确起得很早，但你不在这里。也许明天? He did get up early this morning, but you weren't here. Perhaps tomorrow?
好吧,来吧。我们再试一个。 Well, come on. Let's try another one.
你想把手放进我口袋里吗? What's the idea, putting your hand in my pocket?
只是一个小错误。 Just a little mistake.
我也有一套这样的西装 I had a suit that looked just like that
我以为那是我的裤子。 and I thought those were my pants.
我穿上后怎么会是你的呢? How could they be yours, when I've got them on?
这套西装有两条裤子。 This suit had two pairs of pants.
最好不要乱动你的手。 Better keep your hands to yourself.
你知道这船上有谁吗? Do you know who's on this boat?
电影演员Maurice Chevalier。 Maurice Chevalier, the movie actor.
我刚碰到他。 I just ran into him.
你伤到他了吗? Did you hurt him?
你怎么知道是谢瓦利埃? How do you know it was Chevalier?
我拿到了他的护照。 I got his passport right there.
现在他下不了船了。 Now he can't get off the boat.
嘿，他看起来像Chevalier。我可以看起来像骑士。 Hey, he looks like Chevalier. And I can look like Chevalier.
我看起来很像谢瓦利埃。 I certainly look like Chevalier.
但这还不够。你必须唱他的歌才能下船。 But that's not enough. You have to sing his song to get off this boat.
如果夜莺能像你一样歌唱 If a nightingale could sing like you
他们会比你唱得好 They'd sing much better than you do
花花公子。像这样唱，他们会把我们都赶下船的。 Dandy. Sing like that, they'll throw us all off the boat.
我们来试试。好吧。来吧。 Well, let's try it. All right. Come on.
准备好你们的护照。直接从…… Have your passports ready. Straight out...
行李在甲板上。 you'll find the baggage on the deck.
准备好你们的护照。 Have your passports ready.
大家站好。945. Keep in line, everybody. 945.
大家站好。准备好你们的护照。 Keep in line, everybody. Have your passports ready.
1092. 1092.
不要紧。嘿，如果你想下船… Never mind. Hey, if you want to get off the boat...
到后面去。 get in the back.
哦，我在后面没有上车。我在前面上车。 Oh, I didn't get on in the back. I got on in the front.
没关系。 Never mind that.
让他们孤独。 Leave them alone.
你是对的…我叫他们排队。 You're right... I told them to stay in line.
是吗?请出示您的护照。 Yeah? Show me your passport.
是的,在这里。这是我的名字。 Yeah, right here. That's my name.
莫里斯骑士吗? Maurice Chevalier?
是的。 Yeah.
这张照片看起来不像你。 This picture doesn't look like you.
当然，我是Maurice Chevalier。 Sure, I'm Maurice Chevalier.
我唱给你听。 I'll sing for you.
如果夜莺能像你一样歌唱 If a nightingale could sing like you
他们会唱得比现在好得多 They'd sing much better than they do
给你，别管那个了。 Here, never mind that.
回到属于你的地方去。 Get back in line where you belong.
我在你前面! I was ahead of you!
你的护照。 Your passport.
给我你的护照。这张照片看起来不像你。 Let me have your passport. This picture doesn't look like you.
从前面看不像我， It don't look like me from the front,
但是像我一样，坐到船尾去。 but go in the back of the boat, just like me.
你不是莫里斯·谢瓦利埃。 You're not Maurice Chevalier.
不。你是Maurice Chevalier吗? No. Are you Maurice Chevalier?
好吧，你来了。等待。我证明了这一点。 Well, there you are. Wait. I prove it.
如果夜莺能像你一样歌唱 If a nightingale could sing like you
他唱得比你好多了 He sing much better than you do and
出去! Out!
不碰我! No push me!
离开这里! Get out of here!
回到属于你的地方去。护照! Get back in line where you belong. Passport!
这张照片看起来不像你。 This picture doesn't look like you.
它看起来也不像你。 It doesn't look like you either.
这个男人没有胡子。 This man has no moustache.
理发店没有开门。 The barbershop wasn't open.
看那张脸。 Why, look at that face.
看看这张脸。 Well, look at that face.
嘿，你是要说出你的身份，还是—— Hey, are you going to identify yourself, or else--
如果夜莺能像你一样歌唱 If a nightingale could sing like you
他们会唱得比现在更甜美 They'd sing much sweeter than they do
你给我带来了一种新的爱 For you brought a new kind of love to me
出去!回到你该去的地方! Out! Back in line where you belong!
离开那里! Get off there!
离开桌子! Get off the table!
你觉得这是什么? What do you think this is here?
把它放下! Put that down!
疯子! Lunatic!
停止! Stop that!
你想打破它吗? You want to break that?
喂，别管它了! Here, let it alone!
护照。我说的是护照，不是纸板。 Passport. I said passport, not pasteboard.
拿着那本护照!不防波板! Come on with that passport! Not washboard!
护照! Passport!
骑士吗? Chevalier?
如果夜莺能像你一样歌唱 If a nightingale could sing like you
他们会唱得比现在更甜美 They'd sing much sweeter than they do
你给我带来了一种新的爱 For you brought a new kind of love to me
如果睡魔给我带来了你的梦 And if the sandman brought me dreams of you
我要梦想我的一生 I'd want to dream my whole life through
你给我带来了一种新的爱 For you brought a new kind of love to me
把他弄出去! Get him out of here!
把他放回他该去的地方! Put him back there where he belongs!
放轻松，伙计们。 Take it easy, folks.
跳板在左边，请。不群。不群。 The gangplank is to the left, please. Don't crowd. Don't crowd.
花你的时间。女士优先。 Take your time. Ladies first.
让我下船。我是个病人。 Let me off the boat. I'm a sick man.
我感到头晕。 I feel faint.
我不在乎，慢慢来。 I don't care, take your time.
我告诉你，我有点晕。我要晕倒了。 I tell you, I feel faint. I'm going to faint.
快去叫医生来! Someone get a doctor!
有人晕倒了。 Somebody fainted.
医生在哪里?一个医生!我要一个医生! Where's a doctor? A doctor! I want a doctor!
她生病了。我们会照顾你的。 She's sick. We'll take care of you.
听着，她着凉了，给她盖好。 Look, she's got a chill, cover her up.
不，滚开，测一下她的脉搏。 No, get off. Take her pulse.
没有钱包，放回去。脉搏。我想你最好给她量一下体温。 No purse, put it back. Pulse. I think you best take her temperature.
那很好，我们会照顾你的，女士。 That's good, we'll take care of you, lady.
好吧。 All right.
你们这些笨蛋，我可不是病人。 You fools, I'm not the patient.
我们不是医生。来吧。 We're not the doctor. Come on.
医生!船上有医生吗? Doctor! Is there a doctor on the boat?
医生! Doctor!
你是医生吗? Are you a doctor?
当然，我是医生。马在哪里? Sure, I'm a doctor. Where's the horse?
这儿有个人晕倒了。 A man fainted over here.
人晕倒了吗?我马上就把他治好。 Man fainted? I'll soon fix him.
只是我的运气不好，不可能是女人。 Just my hard luck it couldn't be a woman.
这是医生。 Here's the doctor.
正如我所料，吸烟太多了。 Just as I thought, smoking too much.
他来了，医生。 Here he is here, Doctor.
不要告诉我。我自己去找他。 Don't tell me. I'll find him myself.
我不能为那个人做任何事。他晕倒了。 I can't do anything for that man. He's fainted.
他需要的是一次远洋航行。 What he needs is an ocean voyage.
与此同时，把他弄下船来，检查他的行李。 In the meantime, get him off the boat and have his baggage examined.
跳板! Gangway!
你们都靠近点，这样他就不会复原了。 You all get close so he won't recover.
请这边走。就在这里。 Right this way, please. Step right around here.
快下来。 Step lively down there.
把救护车放回去! Back that ambulance in here!
嘿! Hey!
赫顿今晚要办派对 Helton's throwing his party tonight,
而这次我们搞砸了。 and this time we blow the works.
现在，你们要成为音乐家。 Now, you guys are going in as musicians.
一直这样直到我把办公室给你。 And stay that way until I give you the office.
那房子里的四个人呢? Say, what about those four guys in the house?
你说的那些在船上。 The ones you said were on the boat.
别担心他们。他们吃我的手。 Don't worry about them. They eat out of my hand.
你要担心的是那个女孩。盯着她。得到我吗? The thing for you to worry about is that girl. Keep your eye on her. Get me?
那应该很容易接受。 That ought be easy to take.
好吧。 Okay.
等着别动，我会给你打电话的。 Sit tight and I'll give you a call.
你们收到请柬了吗? Have you guys got an invitation?
我们向您发出谢瓦利埃的邀请。 We give you invitation of Chevalier.
当夜莺像你一样歌唱 When the nightingale sings like you
省省吧!离这扇门远点，明白吗? Cut it out! And stay away from this door, see?
玛丽? Mary?
你确实让我担心了。我还以为你忘了自己的派对呢。 You certainly had me worried. I thought you'd forgotten your own party.
你不是一直在担心。 You haven't been doing all the worrying.
我担心你不会来。 I was afraid you wouldn't come.
天啊，但是这里有很多长相奇怪的人。 My, but, there are a lot of strange-looking people here.
女士们,先生们!安静,每一个人。 Ladies and gentlemen! Quiet, everybody.
一位女士的钻石耳环丢了。就像这样。 A lady's diamond earring has been lost. It looks exactly like this.
事实上，就是这样。 In fact, this is it.
请再说一遍! I beg your pardon!
你和我在阳台上昏倒怎么样? How about you and I passing out on the veranda?
还是你宁愿在这里昏倒? Or would you rather pass out here?
先生，你比我强。 Sir, you have the advantage of me.
还没，等我把你弄出去。 Not yet, but wait till I get you outside.
你很有活力，不是吗? You're pretty fresh, aren't you?
那是我妻子和我不喜欢你在这里的行为方式。 That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting here.
如果你不喜欢我们的国家，就回到你来的地方去。 If you don't like our country, go back where you came from.
我应该让你明白。 I should sink that right in your scalp.
快逃命吧!印第安人来了!什么? Run for your life! The Indians are coming! What?
把头皮放在口袋里。在这里。印第安人。 Put your scalp in your pocket. Here. The Indians.
到这里来。我会让他。 Come here. I'll get him.
玩得开心，孩子。这将是一个真正的聚会。 Have a good time, kid. This is going to be a real party.
这是派对吗?啤酒是热的，女人是冷的…… Is this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold...
我感到很热。 and I'm hot under the collar.
事实上，一个我从未参加过的更恶毒的小烧烤。 In fact, a more poisonous little barbecue I've never attended.
你是一种有趣的鸭子，但我喜欢你。 You're a funny kind of a duck, but I like you.
你支持我，我也会支持你。 You stuck by me, and I'll stick by you.
治安官，我不太喜欢花言巧语… Sheriff, I ain't much on flowery sentiments...
但有件事我要告诉你。 but there's something I just got to tell you.
胡说，伙计，我只不过是一个有毒的恶棍…… Shucks, man, I'd be nothing but a poisonous varmint...
也不适合碰你裤子的下摆…… and not fit to touch the hem of your pants...
如果我不告诉你你待我很好，很好…… if I didn't tell you you've treated me square, mighty square...
我没有忘记。 and I ain't forgetting.
警长，我没忘记。 Sheriff, I ain't forgetting.
哇,那里,博西。哇,那里! Whoa, there, Bossie. Whoa, there!
我的朋友们，这确实是一个惊喜。 My friends, this is indeed a surprise.
你使我非常高兴。 You couldn't have pleased me better.
我想让你见见世界上最可爱的小东西。 I want you to meet the sweetest little thing in the whole wide world.
嘿。是的,先生? Hey. Yes, sir?
不，这是为赫尔顿先生特制的，先生。 No, it's special for Mr. Helton, sir.
你看到了吗? You see this?
半小时后再来，我再给你看看。 Come back in a half hour, and I'll give you another look at it.
听。看好赫尔顿。 Listen. Keep your eye on Helton.
我们要抓住他女儿，带她去旧谷仓。 We're gonna grab his daughter and take her to the old barn.
旧谷仓?你是一个很好的丁霍恩运动。 Old barn? A fine tinhorn sport you are.
镇上有那么多好看的节目，带一个女孩去旧谷仓! With all the good shows in town, taking a girl to an old barn!
一旦我们找到那个女孩，他就会听从我的命令。 Once we get a hold of that girl, he'll take orders from me.
我要让他看看——闲聊够多了。 I'll show him-- Enough small talk.
你妻子呢，露西尔? Where's your wife, Lucille?
你会…… Would you... .
某人的到来。我马上就回来。 Someone's coming. I'll be back.
下星期四回来，带一份你的笔迹样本来。 Be back next Thursday, and bring a specimen of your handwriting.
最重要的是，不要担心。 And, above all, don't worry.
什么风把你吹来了? What brought you here?
这是仲夏的疯狂。音乐在我的太阳穴里…… It's midsummer madness. The music is in my temples...
青春的热血。来,指挥。让中提琴跳动。 the hot blood of youth. Come, Kapellmeister. Let the violas throb.
我的团在拂晓离开。 My regiment leaves at dawn.
我想我的团可以不带我走。 I guess my regiment can go without me.
不，不要，我丈夫可能在里面。 No, don't, my husband might be inside.
如果他发现我在这里，他会揍我的。 If he finds me out here, he'll wallop me.
总是想着你的丈夫。 Always thinking of your husband.
我就不能揍你一顿吗? Couldn't I wallop you just as well?
我听到Alky谈论这个聚会。 I heard Alky talking about this party.
告诉你，我梦见过这样一个夜晚。 I've dreamed of a night like this, I tell you.
告诉我你的一些梦想。 You tell me about some of your dreams.
梦想吗?我都睡不着了 Dreams? I can't even sleep anymore,
不知道他在追谁。 wondering who he's chasing around with.
为什么我们不能摆脱这一切，只有你和我… Why can't we break away from all this, just you and I...
与我的跳蚤同住在山中。 and lodge with my fleas in the hills?
我的意思是，逃到我山上的小屋去。 I mean, flee to my lodge in the hills.
不，我想不起来。 No, I couldn't think of it.
不要害怕。你可以为了几个便士加入这个俱乐部。 Don't be afraid. You can join this lodge for a few pennies.
你甚至不需要做身体检查… You won't even have to take a physical examination...
除非你坚持要一个。 unless you insist on one.
我的家庭生活好极了。 What a swell home life I've got.
为什么，我想我会嫁给你 Why, I think I'd almost marry you
去刁难那个阴险的骗子。 to spite that double-crossing crook.
布里格斯太太…… Mrs. Briggs...
我认识并尊敬你的丈夫Alky很多年了… I've known and respected your husband Alky for many years...
对他足够好的东西对我也足够好。 and what's good enough for him is good enough for me.
艾米丽! Emily!
亨利，小心点，有人会看到我们的。 Henry, carefully, somebody may see us.
我小心太久了。 I've been careful too long.
既然你提起了这件事，你这么小心有多久了? Now that you've brought it up, how long have you been careful?
他们看见我们!保持冷静,艾米丽。我去跟他们谈谈。 They saw us! Be calm, Emily. I'll talk to them.
你什么都不说吗? You won't say anything about this?
先生，你是想贿赂我吗?多少钱? Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?
但你不明白。你知道，我对我丈夫不满意。 But you don't understand. You see, I'm not happy with my husband.
他应该娶个小主妇。 He should've married some little housewife.
夫人，我很生气。我的一些最好的朋友是家庭主妇。 Madam, I resent that. Some of my best friends are housewives.
现在，看这里，如果你要 Now, see here, if you're going to--
你这是在做傻事。 You're living in a fool's paradise.
你打算花10美元给这个女人买个戒指?看看这个。 You intend to spend $10 to buy this woman a ring? Look at this.
它是坚固的黄铜，1.5美元就可以买到。 It's solid brass and $1.50 takes it away.
我知道它适合她。我从一个野蛮人的鼻子那儿得到的。 I know it'll fit her. I got it from the nose of a savage.
好吗?1.50美元。你可以花1美元买下它。 Well? $1.50. You can have it for $1.
50美分，一分钱也不少。 Fifty cents and not a nickel under.
现在，我的朋友们，给我什么 Now, my friends, what am I offered for
这件精致的法国小摆设? this fine French piece of bric-a-brac?
我知道不快乐是什么滋味。 I know what it is to be unhappy.
你觉得我是什么感觉?我被这枚戒指缠住了。 How do you think I feel? I'm stuck with this ring.
我结婚四年了，四年被忽视了… I've been married for four years, four years of neglect...
四年的战斗，四年的心碎。 four years of battling, four years of heartbreaks.
那就是12年。你一定是穿着连体裤结婚的。 That makes 12 years. You must've been married in rompers.
这一带真是个好地方。 Mighty pretty country around there.
你觉得你还能回去吗? Do you think you'll ever go back?
过来,宝贝。我喜欢你。 Come here, babe. I like you.
我不应该。那我丈夫呢? I shouldn't. What about my husband?
没关系。也许我们可以给他找个女朋友。 That's all right. Maybe we can get a girl for him.
是谁呢?我的妻子吗? Who was that? My wife?
和她结婚12年了你还问我? Married to her 12 years and you ask me?
你在这里做什么?我叫你去监视赫尔顿的。 What're you doing here? I told you to spy on Helton.
我确实监视过他。他在做什么? I did spy on him. What was he doing?
他在监视我。他看见你了吗? He was spying on me. Did he see you?
不。对他来说，我太狡猾了。他所能做的就是暗中监视我。 No. I was too foxy for him. All he could do was spy on me.
好吧，回去吧。我们都准备好要抓他的女朋友了。 Well, get back in there. We're all set to cop his girl.
好吧,局长。 Okay, chief.
外面有好东西。你想喝点什么吗? They got some good stuff outside. You want a drink?
准备好了,男孩?我们走吧。 Ready, boys? Let's go.
那一次打败你。 Beat you that time.
很膨胀。我给你拿点潘趣酒。 Very swell. Let me get you some punch.
我爱死它了。 I'd love it.
正是我所需要的。 Just what I needed.
怎么样了，孩子? Well, how's it coming, kid?
你想要的都弄好了吗? Got everything you want?
当然，给我爷爷找份工作怎么样? Sure, how about a job for my grandfather?
你的祖父，他是做什么的? Your grandfather, what does he do?
他把奶酪放进捕鼠器。 He puts cheese in the mousetraps.
哎呀，我们这儿没有老鼠。 Why, we haven't got any mice here.
他带来了他自己的老鼠。 He brings his own mice with him.
你知道，玛丽，每个人似乎都是 You know, Mary, everyone seems to be
和我一样快乐。 having nearly as much fun as I am.
对不起，有人要见你，赫尔顿小姐。 I beg your pardon, but there's someone to see you, Miss Helton.
对不起，我马上就回来。 Pardon me, and I'll hurry right back.
肯定。 Surely.
不，你们错了，姑娘们，你们错了。 No, you're wrong, girls, you're wrong.
首先，加里·库柏比我高得多。 In the first place, Gary Cooper is much taller than I am.
我希望你能宣布这位歌手。我听不清这个名字。 I wish you'd announce this singer. I can't make out the name.
女士们，先生们，我宣布…… Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to announce...
自助餐将在五分钟后送到隔壁房间。 that the buffet will be served in the next room in five minutes.
让你迅速进入那个房间 To get you in that room quickly...
Schmalhausen夫人将在这个房间里独唱女高音。 Mrs. Schmalhausen will sing a soprano solo in this room.
那不是很好。你想再被赶出去吗? That's no good. You wanna get thrown out again?
玩什么好了。我告诉你该弹什么。 Play something nice. I tell you what you play.
玩…… Play... .
就是这样。 That's it.
这是美丽的。这是贵族。我很喜欢这样。 That's beautiful. That's magnifico. I like that.
玛丽!他们绑架了她! Mary! They've kidnapped her!
谁被绑架了? Who's been kidnapped?
玛丽,我的女儿!做点什么! Mary, my daughter! Do something!
但谁会这么做呢? But who could've done it?
是那个阿尔基布里格斯!你看见他们把她拖进车里了。 It's that Alky Briggs! You saw them drag her into the car.
他们把她带到哪里去了? Where did they take her?
首先，他们蒙住我的眼睛，然后他们—— First, they blindfolded me and then they--
当然，他们把她带到谷仓。 Of course, they took her to the barn.
伙计们，让我们打包午餐，到旧谷仓去吧。 Fellows, let's all pack up a lunch and go down to the old barn.
弗雷德，你沿着北路走。 Fred, you go down to the North Road.
杰克，你去前街。 Jack, you head down by Front Street.
我去接几个孩子。 I'll go pick up a couple of the boys.
我来接几位女士。 And I'll take care of picking up a couple of dames.
女人?这不是女人的时间。 Women? This is no time for women.
到谷仓去! On to the barn!
哎呀，我希望我有一匹马。 Gee, I wish I had a horse.
快点，孩子们。 Hurry it up, boys.
来吧。 Come on.
让我走! Let me go!
别嚷嚷了，孩子。在这里没人会听到。 No use yelling, kid. Nobody will hear you in here.
你等着听我父亲说吧! You wait till my father hears about this!
他会知道的，因为我会亲自告诉他。 He's gonna hear about it because I'm gonna tell him myself.
放轻松! Take it easy!
你哪儿也不去。别那么激动。来吧。 You're not going anyplace. Don't get all excited. Come on.
把你的手拿开! You take your hands off of me!
听着,孩子。没人会伤害你的。 Listen, kid. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
如果你爸爸来了，一小时后你就可以出去了。 You'll be out in an hour if your dad comes through.
布奇，我给乔打电话的时候，你照顾那个女孩。 Butch, you take care of the girl while I telephone Joe.
来吧，伙计们。 Come on, you guys.
把你的手拿开! You take your hands off of me!
好了，就像在自己家一样，但是闭嘴! Now, make yourself at home, but shut up!
1.10美元。 $1.10.
这是1美元。不用找了。 Here's $1. Keep the change.
但我说的是1。10美元。 But I said $1.10.
给我1美元。零钱不用找了。 Give me $1. I'll keep the change.
这是我欠你的半美元。 That's a half a dollar I owe you.
你管这叫谷仓?这看起来像个马厩。 You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
它看起来像谷仓，但闻起来像马厩。 It looks like a barn but smells like a stable.
我们来看看。 Well, let's just look at it.
离开这里! Get out of here!
你有个女孩在干草堆里吗? Have you got a girl in that hayloft?
不! No!
你比我想象的更傻。 You're a bigger fool than I thought.
滚开，我告诉你! Beat it, I tell you!
你想说什么? What'd you say?
我说滚开! I said beat it!
原谅我。你说什么? Pardon me. What did you say?
我说滚开! I said beat it!
他说滚开。 He said beat it.
天啊，我真希望我说过那些话。每个人的重复。 Gee, I wish I'd said that. Everybody's repeating it.
我这就下去救你! I'm coming down there and get you!
不用麻烦了。我们马上就来。 Don't bother. We'll come right up.
来吧。我要进去找他。 Come on. I'm going in to get him.
我们到了旧谷仓，一切都准备好了，为一顿美味的野餐做准备。 Here we are at the old barn, all set for a nice picnic lunch.
天啊，野餐取消了，我们没有红蚂蚁。 Gosh, the picnic is off, we haven't got any red ants.
我认识一个印度人，他有几个红阿姨。 I know an Indian who's got a couple of Red aunts.
你不觉得我们最好去找那个女孩吗? Don't you think we'd better go look for the girl?
咱们等吃饭的时候再吃吧，现在的午餐几乎不够两个人吃。 Let's wait till we eat, there's hardly enough lunch for two.
我不明白为什么她不能在餐馆附近被绑架。 I don't see why she couldn't get kidnapped near a restaurant.
某个漆黑的夜晚，我想我会来的 Some dark night, I think I'll come
如果母鸡不生气，就给你下蛋。 and lay for you if the hens don't get sore.
在这里。 Here.
去那个加油站买些牛奶。甲级资质。 Go over to that filling station and get some milk. Grade-A.
好吧,来吧。牛奶在哪里? Well, come on. Where's the milk?
有一位顾客在我前面。 There's a customer ahead of me.
嘿! Hey!
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我们在做什么?你呢，绑架一个女孩? What are we doing? What about you, kidnapping a girl?
老式的情节剧…… Old-fashioned piece of melodrama...
绑架一个女孩!你读的廉价小说太多了。 kidnapping a girl! You've been reading too many dime novels.
继续。你得到他了。我在外面等你。 Go on. You get him. I'll wait for you outside.
别进这间阁楼! Keep out of this loft!
最好有阁楼和失去 It's better to have loft and lost
总比没有阁楼好 than never to have loft at all.
不错的工作。 Nice work.
滚开，否则我就把你扔出去! Beat it, or I'll throw you out!
把你的脸从我脚上拿开! Take your face out of my foot!
我明白了! I gotcha!
你以为我们害怕了吗?你以为我们害怕了吗? So, thought we were afraid? Thought we were afraid, did you?
现在我要把它给你们了! Now I'm gonna give it to you guys right!
布奇!发生了什么事? Butch! What happened?
嘿! Hey!
你，给我滚出去! You, get out of that loft!
布奇,发生了什么事? Butch, what happened?
过来，布奇。 Come up here, Butch.
那些农民的女儿们去哪了 Where's all those farmers' daughters
我听了好几年了? I've been hearing about for years?
你们为什么不去那边打架呢?你想打破我的眼镜? Why don't you boys fight over there? You want to break my glasses?
来吧,各位。一步。 Come on, folks. Step right up.
一个机会只有10美分。好啊! !给你。 Only 10 cents a chance. Attaboy! Here you are.
10美分是马厩里唯一的游戏。 Ten cents gets you in the only game in the stable.
让我们来看看。16号获胜。还有幸运数字。 Let's see. Number 16 wins. And the lucky number.
给你，年轻人。很遗憾你没有找到更好的。 There you are, young man. Sorry you didn't get a better one.
在这里,我们走吧! Here we go!
让我们看看会发生什么。好吧，如果他不是那个幸运的家伙。0的两倍。 Let's see what comes up. Well, if he isn't the lucky guy. Double 0.
一枪买两枪。 Two shots for the price of one.
伙计们，这是最棒的游戏 Folks, this is the best game in all--
你是一个母亲，你明白。 You're a mother, you understand.
你想让某人… How would you like to have somebody...
偷你的小母牛?我知道，小母牛总比没有好…… steal one of your heifers? I know, heifer cow is better than none...
但现在不是说双关语的时候。参加那边的战斗。 but this is no time for puns. Get in that battle over there.
我们又来到了拳击台， Here we are again at the ringside,
这看起来像是一场大战。 and it looks like a great battle.
现在男孩们被锁在拳击场的中心。 Now the boys are locked in the center of the ring.
真是一场恶意的战斗。好!好!好! What a grudge fight. Zowie! Zowie! Zowie!
这样就有了三个zowies，一个人就有了一个垒。 That makes three zowies, and a man gets a base on balls.
第一局结束。没有跑垒，没有失误，但是有很多安打。 Ending of the first inning. No runs, no errors, but plenty of hits.
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有三家店:125街、125街和125街。 with three stores: 125th Street, 125th Street and 125th Street.
你提供了这个女孩，我们就给你添油加醋。 You furnish the girl, we tar and feather your nest.
请在今天的报纸上寻找我们的广告。 Look for our advertisement in today's ash can.
现在男孩们在戒指的中心!哦!一个伤害! Now the boys are at it in the center of the ring! Oh! That one hurt!
来吧，你们这些笨蛋!别拖延! Come on, you palookas! Stop stalling!
哦，妈妈，我要是能重拾青春就好了。 Oh, mama, if I only had my youth again.
第二轮。 Round two.
两个男孩都在擂台上拉琴， Both boys are fiddling in the ring,
我觉得这曲子不怎么样。 and I don't think much of the tune.
布里格斯在上下摆动。 Briggs is bobbing and weaving.
如果你能得到这份工作，那就太好了。 It's nice work if you can get it.
现在他们正在尝试。非常努力。 Now they're trying. Very trying.
这是我从年历上查到的。 I copped that one from an almanac.
现在他们站在擂台中央，人群发出阵阵欢呼。 Now they're in the center of the ring, and the crowd hurrahs.
哦,爸爸! Oh, Dad!
你还好吗，亲爱的? Are you all right, honey?
好男孩。记住，老乔·赫尔顿从来不会忘记一个朋友。 Good boy. Remember, old Joe Helton never forgot a friend.
这的确是一份令人愉快的工作。 This is one job that certainly was a pleasure.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我在大海捞针。 I'm looking for a needle in a hay stack.