*跟着我 你不会后悔的* Follow me now and you will not regret
新衬衫? New shirt?
亲爱的 接电话 Baby, the phone.
喂? Hello?
等等 谁的生日? Wait, whose birthday?
最好是世界上最好吃的馅饼 They better be the best pancakes on the planet.
别管馅饼了 我现在一点都不饿 Forget it, I'm not hungry anymore.
真是好笑 Oh, that's funny.
你知道还有什么更好笑吗? 什么? You know what else is funny? What?
坐在轮椅上的家伙从楼梯上滚下去 A guy with CP rolling down a flight of stairs.
嘿 老兄 你能不能把门... Hey, buddy, can you hold that for...
谢谢 感激不尽 Thank you, appreciate that.
嗨 Hi.
这就行 Just here.
遵命 老爷 Yes, your highness.
你要不要脱衣服? 要 You want your coat on or off? Off.
好 Okay.
好了 All right.
要菜单吗? You need a menu?
不 不 我... No, no. I...
我知道要点什么 I know what I want.
晚上好 Good evening.
我的意思是 早上好 I mean, good morning.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 我们就要煎饼 Hey, we'll just have the pancakes.
对 Yeah.
但我们经理说不能为你们提供 Actually, my manager told me that we can't serve.
你们不提供煎饼? 为什么? 他们... You can't serve pancakes? Why? They...
他们怎么有 They got them.
听着 我不想让你觉得我失礼... Look, I don't want to sound rude...
不不不 你没有不礼貌 只不过... No, no, no. You're not rude, it's...
只有我懂他的话 I'm the only one who understands him.
我已经拼命不把这搞成吵架 I'm trying my damnedest to not make this a scene.
很好 我觉得没必要吵架 Good. I don't feel there is one.
我想你们俩最好离开 I think you two need to leave.
你们让其他顾客感觉非常不舒服 You're making the other customers very uncomfortable.
哦 Oh.
为什么? Why?
嘿 我们可以拒绝为这里任何一个顾客服务 Hey, we can refuse to serve whoever we want here.
你开玩笑的吧 You gotta be kidding me.
今天是我朋友的生日 而他只想要吃煎饼 It's my friend's birthday. All he wants is pancakes.
我... 我想 I... I think
她需要些帅哥的爱 she needs some hot man love.
也许 我会问问她 Maybe. I'll ask her,
但我觉得她不是你喜欢的类型 but I don't think she's your type, Art.
好吧 你休想 Okay, don't you dare.
你是我见过世上最丑陋 最恶心的东西 You are the ugliest, most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
我想你这种人就不该出生 I thought people like you died at birth.
别人怎么可能在你旁边吃的下东西? How do you expect people to eat around you?
正常人看都不愿看你 Normal people shouldn't even have to look at you.
听着 小姐 Listen, lady.
我... I'm
我很抱歉 sorry if I'm
做了你的工作 doing your job for you.
他说他为自己倒了客人们的胃口感到很抱歉 He says he's very sorry for turning your customers' stomachs.
那显然应该是你的工作 是啊 That's obviously your job. Yeah.
好吧 要么你们离开 要么我就叫警察了 Okay, you know what? You guys can leave, or I can call the police.
哦 哦 等着 Oh, oh, wait.
叫警察吧 Call them.
那晚 我们因为违反了所谓的丑陋法而被捕 That night we were arrested for violating what was known as an Ugly Law.
根据这个法律 任何一个出现在公共场合 This law made it a crime for anyone to appear in public
的病人 残疾人或畸形的人都是犯罪 who is diseased monstrosity or deformity in any way
只要那是个丑陋得难以入目的东西 so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object.
嘿 嘿 兄弟 Hey, hey, buddy.
小心点 白痴 Watch it, dickwad.
*下水道旁边不准停车 亲爱的 剃刀坏了* No parkin' by the sewer sign Hot dog, my razors broke
*水不断喷涌 我不在乎 让它去吧* Water drippin' up the spout But I don't care, let it all hang out
*让它去吧* Let it all hang out
那个恶劣的女招待帮了我大忙 That horrible waitress had done me a huge favor.
我一直努力隐藏我的过去 她迫使我面对它 I'd been trying to hide from my past. She made me embrace it.
我辞去报酬很好的工作 I quit my nice, highpaying job
却去给一个真正的混蛋打工 and went to work for a real jerk.
我自己 Me.
我给陌生的老板打电话 I coldcalled every business in the phone book.
我总是能说服别人 I wouldn't take no for an answer.
我帮认识的老兵都找到了工作 I found jobs for every vet I knew,
在这过程中 我找到了属于我的生活 and in the process, I found a life calling for myself.
好了理查德 来看看这个听起来怎么样 All right, Richard, let's see how this sounds.
柯林斯医生 请你给21-10分机打电话 Dr. Collins, please call extension 2110, stat.
那时候 老兵只相信老兵 At that time, the only people vets trusted were other vets,
所以我在政府找了个帮他们找工作的职位 so I got a job at a government agency helping them find work.
你到底怕什么? What is it that you're afraid of,
是他不能跟你合作还是你不能跟他合作? that he can't work with you, or that you can't work with him?
你得好好想想 不是吗? You had to stop and think about that, didn't you?
我一被聘请 迈克就说他想找个工作 As soon as I was hired, Mike said he wanted a job.
没有什么能比毁了一个 Nothing tickled him more
对他来说没意义的系统更让他高兴的了 than trying to tear down a system that made no sense to him.
迈克天生善于物色人才 Mike was a natural headhunter.
我毅力绝佳 女士 I'm like Chinese water torture, lady.
我会一直给你打电话直到你开窍 I'm gonna keep calling you back till you pull your head out of your ass.
听着 女士 听我说 Listen, lady, listen to me.
打仗时 我的脚在稻田里被废了 I left my leg in a rice paddy.
我每个月都有很丰厚的补贴 I get a big, fat check every month.
我不需要求他们来做这工作 I don't need to be begging work for these guys.
但是他们需要我 But they need me.
也需要你这样有远见的人 And they need somebody like you with balls
给他们一个机会 也给你公司一个发展机会 to give them a freaking chance to make your company better.
什么? What?
是吗? 好吧 我同意! 小姐 Yeah? Well, amen, sister.
也许哪天我们可以出去喝一杯 Listen, maybe you and l could get a drink sometime.
好吧 也许不行 好吧 就这样 All right, maybe not. All right, take care.
豪言已出 The word was out.
我可以给任何残疾人 I could find jobs for any disabled person,
老兵或其他的人找到工作 veteran or otherwise.
她以前是文件管理员 20年来没有请过假 She's a file clerk and she hasn't missed a day of work in 20 years.
听起来不错 告诉他我是个侏儒 告诉他 Sounds good. Tell him I'm a dwarf. Tell him.
她明天能开始上班吗? Can she start tomorrow?
能 还有她是个侏儒 Yeah. And she's a dwarf.
什么? 侏儒 A what? A dwarf.
一个侏儒怎么可能当文件管理员? How the hell can a dwarf be a file clerk?
她的专长是整理L到Z的文件 She specializes in L through Z.
我有一个梯凳 笨蛋 I have a step stool, stupid.
她有梯凳 没问题的 She got a step stool. Come on.
好吧 我给她个机会 好的 Okay, I'll give her a shot. Right.
让她明天过来吧 好极了 Have her come in tomorrow. Great.
喂? Hello?
是不是政府办公室? Is this the Governor's office?
是的 我是理查德·皮蒙特 Yeah, well, this is Richard Pimentel.
好象有人打过来过 I have a note to return a call.
好的 Okay.
喂 Hello.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
嗯... Well...
谢谢你 先生 非常感谢 我一定尽力 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. I certainly try.
因为你是无药可救的垃圾 因为你自私 'Cause you're an ungrateful piece of shit. 'Cause you're selfish.
哪种工作? What kind of offer?
什么? What?
什么? 你他妈想找我单挑? What? You wanna fucking take me on?
你想单挑? 大块头? You wanna take me on, tough guy?
是 我很愿意谈这个 绝对 Yeah, I would love to talk about that. Absolutely.
我才不管那么多 I don't give a shit, man.
好的 非常感谢 Okay. Thank you very much.
听着 兄弟 我现在立马去你那里怎么样 Listen, bro, how about I come down there right now
然后用我的塑料腿把你扁死 and I beat you to death with my plastic leg?
什么? 什么时候? What? When?
你明天上班? You can start tomorrow?
他会去的 He'll be there.
嘿 兄弟 你帮了一个退伍军人大忙 Hey, bro, listen, you're doing a great thing for a vet, man.
别搞砸了 Don't fuck it up.
敬我们的未来 干杯 To our future. Absolutely.
上周 政府办公室打电话给我 So, when the Governor's office called me last week...
哇 我没听错吧? Whoa. Excuse me?
我猜办公室的人听说了些关于我的事情 I guess his office had heard something about me.
我记不得具体是哪个词了 I don't remember the exact words,
就是创新者 天才之类的词 but something like innovator or genius.
但是你不记得? 是的 记不得确切的词 But you don't remember? No, not the exact words.
不管怎样 目的就是 Anyway, the upshot is
他们要我开设一个项目 they want me to create a program
训练雇主跟残疾人一起工作 to train employers to hire and work with the disabled persons.
真的? 亲爱的 那太棒了 我也这么想 Seriously? Honey, that's amazing. That's what I thought.
他们以前都做什么? What were they doing before?
没有以前 他们也是第一次做这个 There is no before. This is the first time they've done this.
我得从零开始 你这个小开创者 I'd be starting from scratch. Well, you little groundbreaker, you.
你一星期前就听说了 却从来没跟我提起? You heard about this for a week and you never told me?
我不知道这是不是定下来了 Well, I didn't know it was going to be definite yet.
还有坏处是我得辞掉现在的工作 And the bad news is I'd have to quit my job.
但好处是当这个项目计划完成了 But the good news is, is that once the program was created,
他们就会让我走遍全国 去训练他们 they wanna send me around the country and train all the trainers.
所以好处就是你能环游全国? So the good news is you'll be traveling?
是的 如果你愿意 你可以跟我去一些地方 Yeah. If you want to, you could come with me for some of it.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我只是...没什么 没什么 I just... Nothing. Nothing.
来 告诉我 你好象不高兴 Well, come on, you seem bummed.
我没不高兴 只是... I'm not bummed. It's...
只是我现在都很少见着你 It's just that I hardly see you now as it is,
那以后你开始旅行了 会怎么样呢? so what's it going to be like when you start traveling?
不 不 这个... No, no. This...
这是个完全不同的工作 知道吗? Look, this is a completely different job. Okay?
当我在这的时候 我就在家工作 When I'm in town, I'm gonna be at home.
我最近工作有点过头 但你对我真包容 I've been working a lot lately and you've been really great about that.
这件事真的很重要 This is a really big deal.
我知道 I know.
好吧 我为你感到骄傲 Okay. I'm proud of you.
那么你打算何时告诉迈克你要离开? So when are you gonna tell Mike you're leaving?
迈克是最难搞定的一个员工 Mike's the hardest worker you got, okay?
他有点喜怒无常 He's a little bit volatile.
他就是颗定时炸弹 He's a ticking time bomb.
但是他很有效率 那才是最重要的 对吧? He's effective. That's the important thing, right?
他根本不听上头指挥 He's completely out of control.
你不在这看着他 谁知道他会干出啥事来? What happens when you're not here to babysit him?
实际上 根本没人想跟他一起工作 As it is, no one wants to work with him.
得到他帮助的那些人会和他一起工作的 The people that he got work for will work with him.
我会跟他谈谈的 这工作是他的命 Look, I'll talk to him. This job is his life.
我不管 I don't care.
我要他走人 I want him gone.
我很准时 我从来不迟到 I'm on time, bro. I'm never late.
我打扮得很整洁 I wear nice clothes.
有谁比我业绩还好? 我甚至比你还好 Who's placed more people than me, even more than you?
这毫无疑问 我知道 No doubt, I know.
你的作风异于常人 这让上头不太喜欢 You got an unorthodox style, man. It makes management nervous.
那你什么时候走? So when are you leaving, man?
一星期以后 I go in a week.
真该死 兄弟 你会很棒的 Fucking A, brother. You're gonna be great.
谢谢 Thanks.
听着 兄弟 我大可不必这样 如果你不... Look, man, I don't have to do this if you're not...
没事 不用担心我 No, don't worry about me.
我是个幸存者 我会没事的 I'm a survivor, brother. I'm gonna be fine.
是啊 Yeah.
*梦想成真偶尔为时已晚* Sometimes late when things are real
*人们互相展示吹牛的天赋* And people share the gift of gab between themselves
*眼明手快 机会就会来到* Some are quick to take the bait
*请将之好好利用* And catch the perfect prize
他们要我写一本关于雇用残疾人的书 They wanted me to write the book on hiring the disabled.
我终于知道说些什么了 I finally had something to say,
但我就是不知道怎么说 I just didn't know how to say it.
*魔术师不会让铁皮人一无所有* But oz never did give nothing to the tin man
*但他并非坐拥一切* That he didn't, didn't already have
*起因从来不是结果发生的原因* And cause never was the reason for the evening
加油 各位 我不想在你们眼睛里看到文字 Come on, guys. Now, I don't wanna see text in your eyes.
他难道没说你们就是群自以为是的蠢货吗? Has he told you yet you're full of shit?
只要你们很优秀 他一定会这样说的 'Cause if you're any good he will, trust me.
女士们先生们 这是理查德·皮特蒙 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Richard Pimentel,
我最好的学生 the best student I never had.
今天就到这 谢谢大家 That's all for today, thank you.
与假想敌斗争 你喜欢《堂吉诃德》? Tilting at Windmills. You a Quixote fan?
是啊 Yeah.
有天晚上我在读这书 我就突然意识到 I was reading it one night and I had an epiphany.
对一个残疾人来说最痛苦的 You know, the hardest thing about being disabled
是别人对待你的方式 is the way that other people treat you.
雇主们不愿聘请残疾人 Employers, they don't wanna hire people with disability.
为什么? Why is that?
他们对我们没信心 They lack confidence in us.
我想你可能搞错了 什么意思? I think you may have that wrong. What do you mean?
你不需要去改变他们对待残疾人的看法 You don't need to change their minds about people's disabilities,
你得改变他们对自己的看法 you need to change their minds about themselves.
我要给你看些东西 I wanna show you something.
锂? 对 Lithium? Yeah.
我是他们所谓的燥狂抑郁症患者 I'm what they call a manicdepressive.
你手上拿的那个药使我可以正常生活 That medicine you're holding allows me to function.
我不随便把这告诉别人 I don't share that with a lot of people.
这么多年来 我都不愿接受这一事实 For years, I didn't wanna accept what I was.
你到我这面试的那天正赶上我心情不好 The day you auditioned for me was not a good day.
不 因为你我才有了人生 No, I got a life 'cause of you.
但也可能因此失去人生目标 You could've lost it because of me.
那是我自己的决定 I make my own decisions.
我失去听力了 I lost my hearing.
我却得到了另一个超能力 读唇 I gained a superpower, lipreading.
我可以窃听100英尺以外的谈话 I can spy on conversations a hundred feet away.
这在那些可恶的系午餐会上可以派上大用场 I could have some fun with that at those godawful faculty lunches.
那你不带助听器? 不带 没用的 So you don't wear hearing aids? No, they don't help.
政府给了我助听器 I get them from the government,
但我像派发万圣节的糖那样都送人了 but I just pass them out like candy for Halloween.
帮我个忙 我要你去见个人 Do me a favor, I want you to meet someone.
理查德? 是我 Richard? Yeah.
比尔·奥斯丁 跟我来 Bill Austin. Come on back with me.
就在这里 请 好的 Right in here, please. All right.
无意冒犯 这些对我来说都是垃圾 No offense, but this is all kind of a circle jerk.
我来这只是为了让本高兴 I'm just here to humor Ben.
我每年都来这例行公事 See, I have this ritual with Uncle Sam every year where he tells me
结论都是我的听力一年比一年差 how much more deaf I am than the year before,
然后我把他的残疾补助金支票兑现 and then I cash his disability checks.
如果有正确的解决方法 Well, there doesn't seem to be too much purpose
活在无声世界里也没有那么多期待 in living a life with a hearing problem if we can find the right solution.
等等 你要用那东西干吗? Wait, wait. What are you gonna do with that thing?
我要把这个插进你耳朵里 I'm going to stick it in your ear,
除非你想要我把它插到别的地方 unless you have another place you'd rather I stick it.
那还是耳朵好了 Ear's good.
现在 我们准备好要试新的助听器了 Now we're ready to try the new hearing aids.
就是这个? Is that them?
他们就好象耳朵的隐形眼镜 They're like a contact lens for the ear.
我们发现小的比较好 We've found that smaller's better.
而且把助听器放在耳沟里效果更好 We get a more efficient coupling for the ear when the aid is in the canal.
你能听见我吗 理查德? Can you hear me, Richard?
听起来怎么样? 你能听见我吗? How does it sound? Can you hear me?
你能听见我吗? Can you hear me?
哦 是啊 太棒了 Oh, yeah. That's great.
*冲走我的烦恼 冲走我的痛* Wash away my troubles Wash away my pain
*香巴拉的雨啊* With the rain in Shambala
*冲走我的悲伤 冲走我的耻辱* Wash away my sorrow Wash away my shame
当我再次提笔写书 我仿佛脱胎换骨 Once I started writing again, it was like I tapped a vein.
我的写作目的就是去改变雇主 My central focus was to change the attitudes of employers
对待所有残疾人的态度 about persons with all disabilities.
我花了一年的时间写完这本书 It took me a year to write.
*啊 哦 耶* Ah, ooh, yeah
*耶 耶 耶 耶 耶* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
*人人都如此乐于助人 人人都如此友善* Everyone is helpful Everyone is kind
*在去香巴拉的路上* On the road to Shambala
*人人都如此幸运 人人都如此友善* Everyone is lucky Everyone is so kind
*在去香巴拉的路上* On the road to Shambala
你在看第几页了? What page are you on right now?
我在"闭上你的臭嘴"那页 I'm on page shut the fuck up.
我是有脑性麻痹 但我不是聋子 I've got CP, I'm not deaf.
好了 进来 All right, come in.
老兄 拜托说几句 Come on, man. Say something.
你为什么要我看这书? Why did you want me to read this?
因为我不知道自己在干嘛 'Cause I don't think I know what I'm doing, Art.
但如果不是遇见你 我绝对写不出这些 But I never would've written that if I hadn't met you.
你是我所认识的最聪明的人 Now, you're the smartest guy that I know,
如果你觉得它一文不值 我就把它撕掉 and if you don't think that's any good, I'm just gonna tear it up.
你不... You don't have
知道... a clue...
好吧 撕了 不 让我说完 All right, shit. No, let me finish.
你不知道这究竟有多棒 You don't have a clue how good this is.
你了解我们残疾人的需要 You know what we cripples want
除了需要别人帮我们躺下 besides getting laid?
我们更需要的是被尊重 To be seen.
当在路上他们看到我 When they look at me out there now,
你知道他们看见什么了? you know what they see?
空气 Nothing.
我被无视 I'm ignored.
你怎么可能无视活生生的人? How can you ignore this?
但是他们就是无视我 But they ignore me,
因为 because
我颠覆了他们 I am so disturbing
给人类下的定义 to their definition of human,
这就是我给他们的感觉 that I make them feel.
我喜欢这书 I love that.
你所写的 What you've created
会让他们意识到尊重我们的重要性 will help to make them see us.
如果你想要把它撕了 If you try to tear this up,
我就扁你 I'll kick your ass.
好吧 All right.
我把自己投身于事业中 I threw myself into my career.
我正在改变他人的生活 却忽视了自己 I was changing lives and ignoring my own.
我成了美国政府的基调演说发言人 I was keynote speaker for the US government,
训练每个机构的雇员 training every agency.
中情局 航天局 退伍军人管理局等等其他 CIA, NASA, the VA, all of them.
我自己颠覆性的小目标就是让联邦政府 My own subversive little goal was to make the federal government
成为这个国家雇用残疾人最多的雇主 into the biggest employer of disabled persons in the country.
迈克明白这有多讽刺 Mike would've dug the irony.
理查德 我们几个月前就计划好的 Richard, we made plans for this months ago.
为什么到现在才告诉我你不能去? Why did you wait till now to tell me you can't go?
我只是忘记了 很抱歉 那就告诉他们 I just forgot all about it. I'm sorry. So tell them that.
这个会议很重要 我是发言人 It's an important conference, I'm the speaker.
我不可能就这么不去 大家都需要我 I can't just not show up, people count on me.
那我难道不需要你吗? And I don't?
他们只是大会上的陌生人 They're strangers at a convention, an audience.
他们给你喝彩 你照单全收 They applaud, you eat it up.
我不得不怀疑 So I have to wonder,
你做这些是为了他们还是为了自己? are you doing this for them or for you?
我为了他们 也为了自己 I'm doing it for them and I'm doing it for me.
我回来的时候会补偿你的 We'll do something special when I get back.
好吗? Okay?
理查德 这对我来说很重要 我希望你不要去 Richard, this is important to me. I'm asking you not to go.
不用说了! 我现在不想谈这些 Stop it! I am not doing this right now.
我到宾馆以后打给你 I'll call you from the hotel.
*直到你看见 这个垃圾桶梦想成真* Until you've seen this trash can dream come true
*你站在一旁 看着路人对你视而不见* You stand at the edge while people run you through
*我感谢上帝* And I thank the lord
*因为你并不孤单* There's people out there like you
*我感谢上帝* I thank the lord
*因为你并不孤单* There's people out there like you
*蒙娜丽莎 疯帽匠* While Mona Lisas and mad hatters
*银行家的儿子 律师的儿子* Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers
*如果不是看见了天空* Turn around and say good morning to the night
*他们才不会对夜晚说早安* For unless they see the sky
亲爱的 是我 我知道很晚了 Hey, baby, it's me. I know it's late,
但如果你在的话就接电话 but pick up if you're there.
喂? 我只想告诉你 Hello? Just wanna say that
今天进展得很顺利 today went really well
我想知道你过的怎么样 and I wanted to see how you were doing
还有我非常想你 and tell you that I miss you a lot.
还有... And...
在的话就接电话 我真的很想告诉你... Pick up if you're there 'cause I really wanted to tell you that l...
我想我搞砸了 I think I messed up.
克莉丝汀? Christine?
哦 天那 Oh, boy.
我一不在 你就乘虚而入啊 The minute I turn my back, you come sniffing around.
你根本没搞清楚 不是吗? You just don't get it, do you?
在我没撤消你的签证之前 叫克莉丝汀出来 Just go get Christine before I have your visa revoked.
没事的 尼克斯 It's okay, Nikos.
你一直背着我在跟他见面? You've been seeing him behind my back?
不 在找到容身之处前 我就住这 No. I'm just here until I find my own place.
我不会跟尼克斯好的 I'm not getting back with Nikos.
他知道这点吗? 当然 Does he know that? Of course.
你们睡同一张床? You two sleeping in the same bed together?
老天 你根本不明白 不明白什么? Jesus. You don't get it. What?
我只是想要你回家 I just want you to come home.
我不会回家的 为什么? I'm not coming home. Why?
是不是因为我不够重视你? Is this because I don't give you enough attention?
不 是因为我自己不够重视自己 No, it's because I don't give me enough attention.
我一直太依赖你这样的男人 I've always depended on men like you
他们照顾我 让我感觉很好 to make me feel better and take care of me.
我需要做回自我 I need to be on my own.
好的 做回你自己 跟我在一起 做回你自己 All right, well, be on your own. Be on your own with me.
我是说 我一直旅行 我可以给你所要的空间 I mean, I'm traveling, I can give you all the space you want.
我很纳闷 知道吗? 我不知道你要我说什么 I'm flailing here, okay? I don't know what you want me to say.
我爱你 我要跟你在一起 I love you. I wanna be with you.
你不想跟我在一起 You don't wanna be with me.
你只是得到我之后就把我放在架子上 You just wanna win me and put me on a shelf
提醒你得到了我 to remind you that you won me.
那不是爱情 我想我们需要分开一下 That's not a relationship, Richard, I think we need to be apart.
我需要想清楚自己到底是什么... I need to figure out who I am and...
而你也需要想清楚到底什么是最重要的 And I think you need to figure out what's important to you, too.
玛格丽特 有人来找你 Margaret, you have a visitor.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
你感觉怎么样? How you feeling?
医生说我做得很好 The doctors tell me I'm doing well.
可我不觉得 我也不这么觉得 But I don't feel like it, and neither do l.
精神分裂式幽默 不错 妈妈 Schizophrenia humor. That's good, Mom.
你知道我想念什么吗? You know what I miss?
跳舞 Dancing.
你知道谁以前跳舞跳得很好吗? 理查德 You know who was a good dancer? Richard.
其实不是 Not really.
他参加狐步 恰恰 探戈课 He took foxtrot, chacha, tango lessons.
我以前常带他去夜总会 I used to take him to the nightclubs.
我们玩得可开心了 Oh, we had so much fun.
不 妈妈 事实上 我可没有 No, Mom, actually, I didn't.
没有一个12岁的男孩想要参加舞蹈课 No 12yearold boy really wants ballroom dancing lessons.
说谎! That's a lie.
那你为什么这两年去学跳舞? Why'd you do it for two years?
那样我就可以跟你在一起 So that I could be with you.
我现在想小睡一会 I wanna take a nap now.
但是你儿子大老远赶来看你 没关系的 But your son came so far to visit you. That's all right.
没事 不要紧的 That's all right. That's okay, it's fine.
看 我要给你个东西 Here, I wanna give you something.
这是个新标准 This is a new standard
专门训练全国雇主雇用残疾人 for disability training for employers nationwide,
是我写的 and I wrote it.
我不想看书 I don't feel like reading anything.
好的 我只想告诉你 我过得很好 Well, I just wanna tell you, Mom, I'm doing great.
我爱我的工作 我在服务社会 I love my job, I'm making a difference.
你到底想要什么? What do you want?
你要我拍拍你的手 You want me to pat your hand,
然后跟你说 真是个好孩子? say you're a good boy?
我可没那么热情 I'm not wired that way.
大部分健全人都看不起残疾人 The average ablebodied person doesn't give a damn about the disabled.
如果没妇女运动 我们怎么会关注女性权利? Would we care about women's rights if they hadn't mobilized?
我们不会关心残疾人 We're not gonna care about disabled people
直到他们不愿再被无视 until they set aside their differences,
将自己的缺陷扔一边 stop being invisible,
他们团结一致 为了ADA的通过而努力 and come together for the passage of the ADA.
ADA是指《美国残障法案》 对吗？ That would be the Americans with Disabilities Act, am I right?
对 正是 《美国残障法案》 Yes, exactly, Americans with Disabilities Act.
这个法案 明确指出 你不能仅仅因为一个人 This bill, simply put, says that you can't discriminate against people
长得跟你不太一样就歧视他们 simply because they don't look like you.
好的 让我们把这个法案先放一放 先来... Okay. Why don't we hold that thought right there until...
现在总统将在布什和杜卡其思中产生 Now that the election has come down to Bush and Dukakis,
我可以很负责任的说 I have it on very good authority
第一个公开表示支持ADA的总统候选人 that the very first candidate who comes out publicly in support of the ADA
将会得到残疾人的投票 从而赢得整个大选 is gonna get the disabled vote. The whole thing, all of it.
只要候选者首先站出来支持此法案 Everybody, which is millions of votes for the first candidate
他就能获得百万选票 that has the balls to come out and support this.
理查德 麻烦你 就... 再等等 Richard, please, just... One second.
据说一个政府高级官员有天被他的顾问告知 Rumor has it that one of our senior elected officials was told by his advisors,
先生 我们有个问题 okay, "Sir, we have a problem.
现在有重可怕的疾病 "There is a horrific disease.
它对同性恋和吸毒者感染率非常高 "It is infecting homosexuals and drug addicts at an alarming rate,
几乎是致命的 "and it is always fatal."
你知道他说什么吗? 知道他回答了什么吗? And you know what he said? You know what his reply was?
他说"你刚才说的是的问题是什么?" He said, "What did you say the problem was?"
这是一种德国纳粹心理 That is the kind of Nazi Germany mentality that we're looking at
却在20世纪末美国看出现了 here in America, in the late 20th century.
就到这 我们直播结束了 好吗? That's it. We're off the air, all right?
一路走来 我意识到不是我的心在驱使我 Somewhere along the way I realized my heart wasn't driving me.
而是我的气愤 My anger was.
我想是亚特最先发现的 I think Art noticed it first.
你整个一个傻逼 You're a complete asshole.
你以前只是半个傻逼 现在是十足的混蛋 You used to be a partial one, but you graduated.
你怎么进来的? How the hell did you get in here?
你没看见的时候 我会走路 When you're not looking, I can walk.
你现在忙得没时间看你的朋友了? So you're too busy to see your friends anymore?
聋得连电话铃都听不见了? Too deaf to hear the phone ring?
知道吗? 别拿这套到我面前 You know what? Don't bring your wobbling ass in here
想批评我 拜托? and try and guilttrip me, all right?
你知道我上个礼拜给谁演讲了? You know who I lectured last week?
我知道 I do.
中情局 老兄 他妈的中情局 The CIA, man. Fucking CIA.
我做的事很牛 I'm doing great.
但你看起来不牛 But you don't look great.
是吗? 好吧 那这是谁? Yeah? Well, who's this?
"但你看起来不牛" "But you don't look great."
这谁啊? Who's this?
嘿 该死的答录机 Hey, Mr. Hot Shit Phone Recorder.
跟这东西讲话感觉真臭 I feel like an asshole talking to this thing.
听着 兄弟 事情象滚雪球一样 知道吗? Listen man, stuff's kinda snowballing here, you know?
嘿 兄弟 让我问你些事情 Hey, bro, let me ask you something.
你记得坐在从越南回来的飞机上的感觉吗? You remember what it felt like on the plane home from Nam?
迈克 Mike.
就像刚从鬼门关回来 Like you had survived hell
从那以后发生什么都无所谓了 and from now on it didn't matter what happened
因为活着就是福 'cause just being alive was a blessing,
而且你的整个人生都在等着你 and you had your whole life ahead of you.
该死 我努力过了 Fuck it. I tried.
等等 兄弟 Later, bro.
迈克 迈克 嘿 Mike. Mike. Hey.
靠 Shit.
我会尽自己所有 I'm gonna do whatever it takes
来保证残疾人能溶如主流 to make sure the disabled are included in the mainstream.
他们已经被排除太久了 For too long they've been left out,
但是 他们再也不会被排除在外了 but they're not going to be left out anymore.
又是布什 布什 布什 布什 It's Bush. Bush, Bush, Bush.
如果布什赢了 你知道那意味着什么吗? If Bush wins, you know what that means?
那就意味着我得整修这个地方 That means I'm gonna have to renovate this whole place
只是为了给那些弱智服务 just to service these retards.
你知道那会花去我多少钱吗? You know what that's gonna cost me?
不知道 你会花去多少钱? No, what's it gonna cost you?
我只是在说 残疾人法案... I'm just talking about this Disabilities Act, it's gonna...
是啊 那会花去你多少钱? Yeah, what's it gonna cost you?
那就意味着我得造一个斜坡等一系列设施 It means I have to put in ramps, I have to put in all these kinds of things.
这会引起...会引起巨大的赤字 It's gonna wind up... It's gonna be a big deficit.
好吧 花费1000块去造一个轮椅斜坡 Right. You might have to spend, what, $1,000 to get a wheelchair ramp
再加宽座便器使那些人能小便? and widen a toilet stall so somebody can take a piss?
先生... Sir...
我没别的意思 好吗? I don't mean anything by it, all right...
不 你有 我就是那些弱智之一 Yeah, you do. I'm one of those retards, okay.
我在战争中丧失了听力 I lost my hearing in the war.
你想谈谈那会花费你多少吗? You wanna talk about how much that's gonna cost you?
那继续啊 谈吧 开始谈吧? Tell you what, go ahead. Go ahead, talk about it, all right?
我不会听的 想说啥就说啥 I won't listen. Say something funny.
告诉他 Tell him.
为什么不告诉他个笑话 一个人有180的智商 Why don't you tell him a joke about a guy who's got a 180 IQ
但是他有脑功能障碍 连自己鞋带都不能绑 but he a has a brain disorder so he can't tie his shoe?
说啊? Huh?
或者一个世界级滑雪运动员因伤了脖子 Or a worldclass skier who breaks her neck
现在需要机器才能呼吸 and now she needs a machine to breathe?
那些多有趣啊 That's funny stuff.
而你多可怜啊 因为你现在得花点钱 And poor you, 'cause now you gotta sink a little bit of money
就为了这屁眼大的小饭馆 into this pieceofshit restaurant.
你知道吗? 拿去 You know what? Here you go.
抱歉给你造成不便 给自己买个良心 Sorry for the inconvenience. Buy yourself a conscience.
理查德? 理查德 是我 Richard? Richard, it's me.
嘿 克莉丝汀 Hey, Christine.
好久不见 你好吗? It's been a while. How are you?
好啊 我刚要...我刚要去见些朋友 Good, yeah, I'm just... I'm meeting some friends.
那么你还在举办研讨会 四处旅行... So are you still leading seminars, traveling...
是啊 是啊 很好 Yeah. Yeah, it's good,
进展得很顺利 it's going really well.
是吗? 我很高兴 亚特好吗? Yeah? I'm glad. How's Art?
还是老样子 那是你丈夫吗? The same old Art. Is that your husband?
不 No.
不? 你知道 跟你遇到有点怪 No? You know, it's strange to see you.
我前几天还在想你 I was thinking about you just the other day.
非常想你 事实上 我...那个... Thinking about you a lot, actually. I... Well...
我还记得西雅图之行 I was remembering the trip to Seattle.
我订婚了 他是我未婚夫 I'm engaged. He's my fianc?
好吧 是这太热了还是我欲火焚身了? Well, is it hot in here or is my life going up in flames?
理查德... 我开玩笑的 Richard... I'm kidding.
好吧 我要走了 Well, I'm gonna go.
你还好吧? Are you okay?
当然 Yeah, absolutely.
他只是个老朋友 He's just an old friend.
皮蒙特先生 事关你母亲 很急 请速回电话 Mr. Pimentel, it is urgent that you call us back regarding your mother.
我就在这 兄弟 I'm right here, man.
理查德 开门! Richard, open the door!
嘿 煤气泄露了 你难道闻不出来? Hey. There's a gas leak. Can't you smell that?
你在干嘛 理查德? What are you doing, Richard?
你为什么那么做? Why would you do that?
她死了 She died.
我母亲终于死了 My mother finally died.
别想了 It's okay.
是热的 It's hot.
我觉得自己是白痴 I feel like an idiot.
我做了那么多事却不能 All the shit I've dealt with, and the thing that gets me
让一个精神病女人爱我 is I can't get some mentally ill woman I barely know to ever love me.
那不是你的错 她受过太多伤害了 Well, that's not your fault. She's the one that was damaged.
她错过了爱上一个伟大的人的机会 And she missed being close to a really great person.
话说回来 你在这里干嘛? What are you doing here, anyway?
我很担心你 我也想谢谢你 I was worried about you. And I came to thank you.
如果不是你 我不可能像现在这样幸福 If not for you, I wouldn't be as happy as I am now.
我不认为那是种赞扬 I don't think that's a compliment.
不 那是 那是 No, it is, it is.
我从你那里学到很多 我是过来道歉的 I learned a lot from you. And I came to apologize.
从没告诉过你 很高兴你是我生命的一部分 I never told you how glad I am that you're a part of my life.
我试图用一生来向一个 So after spending my whole life trying to prove myself
没有能力接受我的人证明自己 to someone that was not capable of accepting me,
现在我终于意识到我还是和母亲有共同点的 I finally realized I actually had something in common with my mother,
那就是我们俩都不太在意我是不是活着 that neither of us much cared whether or not I lived.
但我不喜欢那样 But I didn't like that.
所以我做了她永远不会做的事情 So I did what she could never do.
我接受了自己 I accepted myself.
两年前 Two years ago,
国会通过了《美国残障法案》 the Americans with Disabilities Act was passed through Congress.
上周法案正式生效了 And last week it became a reality.
恭喜 这是你们的功劳 Congratulations. You did that.
我的老师 Parks先生 My teacher, Mr. Parks,
会说我终于找到自己的音乐了 would say that I've been able to find my music.
那是否意味着我成了超级英雄? Now does that mean that I became a superhero?
不 我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
虽然我有时喜欢穿着紧身衣 Although, I do like to wear spandex
和斗篷在房子周围晃 and a cape around the house sometimes.
你们所做的最有意义的事就是 The differences that you make that are the ones of lasting importance,
你们小小的一份努力将影响他人一生 they're the little differences that you make in the life of another person.
今晚 我要告诉曾作出努力的所有人 And all of these people that I got to tell you about tonight,
你们改变了我的人生 they all made a difference in my life,
而我也希望或多或少影响了你们的人生 and I can only hope that somehow I made a difference in theirs.
年复一年 努力要比生命更有意义 And that after years and years and years of trying to become larger than life,
我现在努力试着变得渺小一点 I'm now working on maybe being a little smaller.
嘿 你迟到了 Hey, you're late.
扁我吧 勇士 Blow me, Ironsides.
后到的人请客 Last one in pays.
好吧 太简单了 赛车手 All right, easy there, Andretti.
来吧 牛仔 Come on, cowboy.
两个人? 麻烦了 Two? Please.
跟我来 Follow me.
这张桌子行么? Is this one okay?
行 只要你给很多小费 Yeah, if you're big tippers.
他会付的 不过他是个穷光蛋 He's paying, but he's a cheap son of a bitch.
但如果你愿意用自己的信用卡支付 But if you play your cards right,
你就可以到我椅子上来骑骑 宝贝 you could have a ride on my chair, baby.
他说 我会付钱 而且我是个穷光蛋 He says I'm buying and I'm a cheap son of a bitch,
但如果你愿意用自己的信用卡支付 but if you play your cards right,
你就可以到他椅子上骑 you can have a ride in his chair.
亲爱的 只要你保证你很快完事 Honey, only if you promise to go real fast.
不用 谢谢你 我们知道要点什么 No, thank you. I think we know what we want.
好 Yeah.
你搞到个热力四射的 甜心先生 You got a live one, Honeyman.
是啊 Yeah.
来了 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是我见过最慢的服务了 Well, that's the slowest service I've ever seen.
我们花了20年才吃到这个 It only took us 20 years to get these.
冷静点 Be cool.
你会害我们再被捕的 You're gonna get us arrested again.
我也许不在意 And I probably wouldn't mind.
我想他喜欢 I think he likes it.
哦 没错 Oh, yeah.
我想该我付钱了? So, I guess this one's mine, huh?
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
你在开玩笑吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的理查德 Happy birthday, dear Richard
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
嘿 快点 许个愿 Hey, come on, make a wish.
耶！ Yeah.
嘿 理查德 什么? Hey, Richard. Yeah?
有件事我一直想问你 There's something I have always wanted to ask you.
什么事? What's that?
这个轮椅 Does this wheelchair
是不是让我的屁股看起来很大? make my butt look big?
回头见 亚特 I'll see you around, Art.
好吧 Yeah.
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理查德·皮蒙特的重要项目"风车"
成为了多元化训练的蓝图
通过他的观念培训
他改善了23个国家的工作环境
和人们对雇用残疾人和与其公事的态度
他的努力促使了1990年
《美国残障法案》的制定
如今 理查德已娶妻并成为世界500强演讲者
他仍致力教导和鼓励人们消除偏见接受多元
克莉丝汀和理查德仍保持联系
亚特成为了一名作家 仍住在波特兰地区
他和理查德仍是知己
*每个人都假装无欲无求* Everyone pretends there's nothing there to reach for
*为什么我在敲你的门* Why am I knocking on your door?
*它从来没有对我敞开过* It never opened for me before
*面对着玻璃* Up against the glass
*我想知道 平凡人* I wonder what it's like
*平凡的人* For ordinary people
*出现在你的生活中* Running through your life
*你难道不想飞翔吗* Don't you wanna fly?
*平凡的人* Ordinary people
*为什么我在敲你的门* Why am I knocking on your door?
*它从来没有为我敞开过* It never opened for me before
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该 我不可能* I shouldn't be, I couldn't be
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该在这里* I shouldn't be here
*你走了另外一条路* You go the other way
*我想你曾经说过* I thought I heard you say
*你希望你从来没有来过* You wish you'd never come
*在时光流逝中哭泣* Tearing through the time
*你想试图弥补已经犯下的错误吗* Would you try to right the wrong that has been done?
*为什么我在敲你的门* Why am I knocking on your door?
*它从来没有为我敞开过* It never opened for me before
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该 我不可能* I shouldn't be, I couldn't be
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该在这里* I shouldn't be here
*是不是每个人找到目标前都会迷失* Is everybody lost before they're found?
*这一次 我不想被遗忘* I don't wanna be forgotten this time around
*不 不 不* No, no, no
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该 我不可能* I shouldn't be, I couldn't be
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该在这里* I shouldn't be here
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该 我不可能* I shouldn't be, I couldn't be
*有时候 我觉得* Sometimes I feel
*我不应该 我不可能* I shouldn't be, I couldn't be
*有时候 我觉得 我不应该* Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be
*有时候 我觉得 我不可能* Sometimes I feel like I couldn't be
*有时候* Sometimes
*有时候 我觉得 我不应该在这里* Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be here