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? I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ?
? GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ?
? FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE ?
? HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION ?
? GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ?
? GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND ?
? AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT ?
? PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ?
? HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK ?
? GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND ?
? ( muffled mumble muffled mumble ) ?
? SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ?
? AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ??
（凯尔）：喂，伙计 ( Kyle ) WOW, DUDE.
（埃里克）：哇，印第安人啊. 生活过得好吧？ ( Eric ) MAN, INDIANS HAVE IT GOOD, HUH ?
埃里克，他们叫美国原著民， 记住了 NOW, ERIC, THEY'RE CALLED NATIVE AMERICANS, REMEMBER ?
要放尊重点 SHOW SOME RESPECT.
欢迎来到三羽赌场 WELCOME TO THE THREE FEATHERS CASINO.
我是负责招待你们的…族长 I AM YOUR HOST, CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE.
我们有很多游戏， 请在这里尽情玩 PLEASE TRY YOUR LUCK AT ONE OF OUR MANY GAMES.
好啊，出发！ ALRIGHT ! LET'S GO !
恐怕未成年人不可以进入赌场 AHP-- I AM AFRAID MINORS CANNOT GO ONTO THE CASINO FLOOR.
我不是未成年，笨蛋 I'M NOT A MINER, DUMBASS.
你看到我手上的铁铲吗？ YOU SEE A SHOVEL IN MY HAND ?
孩子们可以到我们 原著民的喜剧俱乐部玩 YOU KIDS CAN ENJOY OUR NATIVE AMERICAN COMEDY CLUB.
好，那我们就去拆赌台 ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TABLES.
你们干嘛不快去喜剧俱乐部啊？ WHY DON'T YOU KIDS RUN ALONG TO THE COMEDY CLUB ?
好，是时候赢点钱了 ALRIGHT, TIME TO WIN SOME MONEY !
噢，太好了，扑克台！ OOH YEAH, BLACKJACK TABLE !
欢迎来到扑克台 WELCOME TO THE BLACKJACK TABLE.
希望你的运气有如我们 野牛的灵气一般充满全身 MAY LUCK RUN THROUGH YOU LIKE THE SPIRIT OF THE BUFFALO.
杰拉尔德，这里是10块钱一手的！ GERALD, THIS IS $10 A HAND !
放松点，甜心，我会数数的 RELAX, SWEETIE-- I KNOW HOW TO COUNT CARDS.
我不想在这里玩了 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY HERE.
好啊，来吧，希拉 YEAH, COME ON, SHEILA,
我们去玩老虎机 LET'S GO TO THE NICKEL SLOTS.
噢，老虎机 OOH, THE NICKEL SLOTS,
你可能会赢累计奖金， 30元啊 YOU MIGHT WIN THE $30 JACKPOT !
唉，女人啊！ 天啊，我讨厌她们 AH, WOMEN, HUH ? GOD I HATE 'EM.
好了，是时候让这些人 见识一下要怎样赌 ALRIGHT, TIME TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE HOW TO GAMBLE !
(扩音器)： 欢迎来到三羽喜剧俱乐部 ( announcer ) WELCOME TO THE THREE FEATHERS COMEDY CLUB.
请为我们的 johnnymanymoons鼓掌 PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR JOHNNY MANYMOONS !
话说回来， 究竟什么是原著民喜剧啊？ WHAT IS NATIVE AMERICAN COMEDY ANYWAY ?
谢谢，谢谢大家 THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
一只熊走进酒吧 BEAR WALKED INTO A BAR.
熊对鹿说： 请问我可以… BEAR SAID TO DEER, "MAY I PLEASE...
喝杯酒吗？ HAVE A DRINK ?"
然后，鹿对熊说： AND SO DEER SAID TO BEAR
“为什么要吞吞吐吐呢？ ” "WHY THE BIG PAUSE ?"
(鼓声大作) ( drum thump )
(印第安作战曲)： 哈哈哈哈！ ( Indian war chanting ) HA HA HA HA !
哈哈哈哈！ 哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA !
很多个月以前， 矮种马和鹰去找狼 MANY MOONS AGO, PONY AND EAGLE WALKED UP TO COYOTE.
矮种马对狼说： 我很讨厌鹰 PONY SAID TO COYOTE, "I AM VERY MAD AT EAGLE.
你可以替我对他大喊吗？ WILL YOU YELL AT HIM FOR ME ?"
狼对矮种马说： COYOTE SAID TO PONY,
“你为啥不自己喊啊？ ” "WHY CAN YOU NOT YELL YOURSELF ?"
矮种马回答道： AND PONY REPLIED,
“因为我是一匹小马， ” "BECAUSE I AM A LITTLE HORSE."
(鼓声大作) ( drum thump )
哈哈哈哈！ 哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA !
杰拉尔德，你觉得怎么样？ HOW'S IT GOIN', GERALD ?
嗯，不太好 OH, NOT SO GOOD.
是啊，我明白你的意思 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
我输了300块 I'M DOWN 300 BUCKS.
是啊，我输了2万6千块 YEAH, I'M DOWN 26,000.
那也许我们应该 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD--
等一下，2万6千块？！ WAIT-- $26,000 ?!
我之前忘了告诉你， 我其实很好赌 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
可是杰拉尔德，2万6千块…！ GERALD, 26,000-- !
小点声， 我要在希拉发现之前赢回来 SHH-- I HAVE TO WIN IT BACK BEFORE SHEILA FINDS OUT !
你从哪得到那笔钱啊？ WHERE DID YOU GET THAT KIND OF MONEY ?
赌场贷给我的 THE CASINO GAVE ME CREDIT.
我用房子作抵押 I PUT THE HOUSE UP AS COLLATERAL.
但我还剩这个10块 BUT I STILL HAVE THIS $10 CHIP !
庄家21点，很遗憾 DEALER 21. SORRY.
完了，我真的完了… THAT'S IT, I'M DESTITUTE...
借钱给我！ LOAN ME MONEY !
你杯子里要有钱！ YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE MONEY IN THE CUP !
杯子里有什么？ WHAT'S IN THE CUP ?
只有1块5毛！ JUST SIX QUARTERS !
天啊，耶稣啊！ OH GOD. OH JESUS.
谢谢惠顾三羽赌场 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING AT THREE FEATHERS.
祝愿你生命中充满麻雀的歌声 MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH THE SONG OF THE SPARROW.
呸，唱给你屁股听吧！ OH, SHOVE THE SONG OF THE SPARROW UP YOUR ASS !
我怎么向家人交待啊？ HOW AM I GONNA TELL MY FAMILY ?
我该怎样告诉他们 明天我们就要收拾东西 HOW DO I TELL THEM THAT TOMORROW WE HAVE TO PACK UP OUR THINGS
离开我们的家啊？ AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ?
老爸！ THERE'S DADDY !
噢，耶稣啊 OH, JESUS.
你们去哪里了？ WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ?
我们一直到处找你们 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER.
行了，老爸，这地方糟透了！ YEAH, COME ON, DAD, THIS PLACE SUCKS !
我要走！ I WANNA GO !
什么…你刚说什么？ WHAT-- WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
我说我要离开！ I SAID I WANNA LEAVE !
噢，你想走是吧？！ OH, YOU WANNA LEAVE, HUH ?!
好，可以，凯尔，我们回到家 OKAY, FINE, KYLE, WHEN WE GET HOME
收拾好东西，放上车子 WE'LL JUST PACK UP OUR THINGS, LOAD 'EM IN THE CAR
然后我们就走！ AND WE'LL LEAVE !
什么？不，不， 我的意思是 WHAT ? NO, NO, I MEAN--
不，不，不， 你想离开南方公园，没问题！ NO, NO, NO, IF YOU WANNA LEAVE SOUTH PARK, FINE !
我们明天就走！ TOMORROW WE'RE LEAVING !
杰拉尔德，你在想什么啊？ GERALD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
噢，希拉，你听到的， 凯尔要走了 OH, YOU HEARD HIM, SHEILA-- KYLE WANTS TO LEAVE.
我们那么好的旧房子 再也留不住凯尔了 OUR NICE OLD HOUSE DOESN'T "INTEREST" KYLE ANYMORE.
那我现在就打电话给搬屋公司！ WELL, I'M CALLING A MOVING COMPANY RIGHT NOW !
伙计，你不应该这样做 YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A DICK, DUDE.
杰拉尔德怎么了？ WHAT'S WRONG WITH GERALD ?
他…他输掉了他的房子给原著民 HE... HE LOST HIS HOUSE TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS.
什么？ WHAT ?
但原著民不知道他无家可归吗？ BUT DON'T THE NATIVE AMERICANS KNOW HE HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO ?
他们才不在乎 THEY DON'T CARE.
看看他们，一群白痴 LOOK AT THEM, SMALL-MINDED IDIOTS
把他们毕生积蓄输掉 POURING THEIR LIFE'S SAVINGS AWAY.
他们的钱全流走了 THEIR CASH FLOWS OUT OF THEM
就像野牛腹泻一般 LIKE DIARRHEA FROM THE BUFFALO.
是的，但我们也差不多 把这群山里人榨干了 YES, BUT WE HAVE MILKED THESE SIMPLE MOUNTAIN FOLK ALMOST DRY.
如果我们真想要赚更多钱 IF WE REALLY WANT TO SEE CASH FLOW
我们就得吸引城市人， 像丹佛人 WE NEED TO BRING IN CITY PEOPLE, FROM DENVER.
对啊… YES...
是时候完善一下我们的计划！ IT IS TIME FOR US TO IMPLEMENT OUR PLAN !
建一条从丹佛直接到 我们赌场的高速公路！ A SUPER HIGHWAY, BUILT FROM DENVER RIGHT TO OUR CASINO !
那我们怎样处理 那个叫南方公园的小镇？ AND WE DO WE DO ABOUT THE SMALL TOWN OF SOUTH PARK
它挡住了我们的公路 THAT LIES IN THE HIGHWAY'S WAY ?
简单… SIMPLE...
我们买了它，然后铲除它 WE BUY IT AND WE DEMOLISH IT.
(大笑)哈哈哈哈！ 哈哈哈哈！ ( chanting laugh ) HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA !
哈哈哈哈！ 哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA !
我真的只能告诉你那么多 AND THAT'S REALLY ALL I CAN TELL YOU.
南方公园镇将被夷平 THE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK IS GOING TO BE LEVELED
为了给我们的12车道 高速公路让路 IN ORDER TO MAKE WAY FOR A 12-LANE SUPER HIGHWAY.
但他们怎么可以这样做？ BUT HOW CAN THEY DO THAT ?
原著民买了我们的地 THE NATIVE AMERICANS HAVE PURCHASED THE LAND
我们脚下的地 OUT FROM UNDER US.
明天他们就会买掉最后一块地 TOMORROW THEY'RE BUYING THE LAST OF WHAT THEY NEED
完全拥有这里 TO HAVE COMPLETE OWNERSHIP.
那我们不可以阻止他们吗？ WELL, CAN'T WE STOP THEM ?
快打电话给银行！ LET'S CALL THE BANK !
原著民把银行也买了 THE NATIVE AMERICANS BOUGHT THE BANK.
我的天啊！ OH MY GOD !
看，这并不完全可怕 NOW LOOK, IT ISN'T ALL HORRIBLE.
原著民向你们提供零售价 THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE OFFERING YOU RETAIL VALUES
就是你们的房子 ON YOUR HOMES.
不，去他们的！ NO, SCREW THAT !
我们会把大家的钱集中 WE'LL JUST POOL OUR MONEY TOGETHER
把小镇买回来！ AND BUY THE TOWN OURSELVES !
那就对了！太好了！ THAT'S RIGHT ! YEAH !
对，让南方公园人当家作主！ YEAH, LET THE SOUTH PARK PEOPLE OWN SOUTH PARK !
好啊！ YEAH !
市长，我们要筹集多少钱？ HOW MUCH DO WE HAVE TO RAISE, MAYOR ?
30万 THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.
噢，算了吧 OH, NEVER MIND.
他们怎么可以这样做呢？ HOW CAN THEY DO THAT, HUH ?
他们怎么可以要我们全搬走？ HOW CAN THEY MAKE US ALL MOVE AWAY ?
因为他们是有钱又贪心 的坏印第安人 BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH, GREEDY-ASS INDIANS.
原著民 NATIVE AMERICANS.
我们的镇，没了… OUR WHOLE TOWN, GONE...
我们在这里度过了 多少美好的时光… WE'VE HAD SUCH GREAT TIMES HERE...
(尖叫) ( screams of mayhem )
我们不可以让他们乱来！ WE CAN'T LET THEM DO IT, YOU GUYS !
我们要想办法阻止那些原著民！ WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS !
对！ YEAH !
没错，这是我们的地盘！ YEAH, THIS IS OUR TOWN !
我们根本不需要其他什么新朋友 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS
我们要团结一致！ SOMEWHERE ELSE, WE'RE A TEAM !
对，没错！ YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
说得好！ THAT'S RIGHT !
对，我们要团结 YEAH, WE'RE A TEAM.
我们只需要筹到30万 WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO RAISE $300,000.
等等！我想到了！ WAIT A MINUTE ! I'VE GOT IT, YOU GUYS !
我们可以让kyle染上艾滋病 WE CAN GET KYLE INFECTED WITH AIDS
然后组织一个慈善机构 AND THEN START A CHARITY ORGANIZATION
我们再从中偷钱！ THAT WE STEAL MONEY FROM !
快，出发！ COME ON, LET'S GO !
不行吗？我们不可以让kyle染病？ NO ? WE CAN'T GIVE KYLE AIDS ?
我们需要可以让 我们明天就有钱的东西 WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL GET US MONEY TOMORROW.
我知道了，那来个狗游行怎样？ HEY, I KNOW, HOW ABOUT A DOG PARADE ?
狗游行？ DOG PARADE ?
对，我们给狗狗们穿上衣服 YEAH, WE DRESS UP ALL OUR DOGS IN LITTLE OUTFITS
然后带它们到街上游行 AND PARADE THEM DOWN THE STREET.
那将会很讨喜！ IT'D BE SO ADORABLE !
我们那样做怎么可以筹30万啊？ HOW DO WE MAKE $300,000 DOING THAT ?
嗯…我们可以出售门票 OH... WELL, WE COULD SELL TICKETS
给我们老爸老妈！ TO OUR MOMS AND DADS !
他们正是需要那笔钱的人， 傻瓜！！ OUR MOMS AND DADS ARE THE ONES WHO NEED MONEY, BUTTERS !!
噢…是哦 OH...
或许让凯尔得艾滋病吧，怎样？ MAYBE GIVE KYLE AIDS, HUH ?
现在看来好一点 LOOKIN' A LITTLE BETTER NOW.
噢，杰拉尔德， 我看不到东西！ OH GERALD, I CAN'T WATCH !
你们怎么可以这样对人？ HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO PEOPLE ?
很对不起， 但如果我们不建高速公路 WE'RE SORRY, BUT IF WE DO NOT BUILD A SUPER HIGHWAY,
我们的赌场就没钱可赚了 OUR CASINO MIGHT STOP SEEING PROFITS.
生命中有很多东西比钱更可贵 THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PROFITS.
比如呢？ LIKE WHAT ?
比如，就像…思乐冰之类的 LIKE, YOU KNOW... SLURPEES AND STUFF.
快点吧，宝贝 WELL, COME ON, HONEY.
我想我们也该收拾东西了 I GUESS WE SHOULD START PACKING UP OUR THINGS AS WELL.
是啊，再见了，南方公园 YEAH, SO LONG, SOUTH PARK.
妈！爸！ MOM ! DAD !
我们想到可以筹到30万的办法了！ WE FIGURED OUT A WAY WE COULD RAISE $300,000 !
狗游行？ A DOG PARADE ?
不！ NO !
斯坦，我们都尽力筹钱了 STAN, WE'VE ALL TRIED TO RAISE MONEY
但我们只筹到1万 BUT WE ONLY RAISED $10,000
明天就是限期 AND THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW.
我知道，我们拿那1万块 I KNOW, SO HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THE $10,000
再去印第安赌场怎样？ BACK TO THE INDIAN CASINO ?
凯尔，告诉他们 TELL THEM, KYLE.
俄罗斯轮盘的赔率是1赔35 THE ODDS ON A SINGLE NUMBER IN ROULETTE ARE 35 TO 1.
那就是说用1万就可以赢35万！ THAT MEANS WITH A $10,000 BET YOU WIN 350,000 !
太荒谬了 BOYS, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
看，我们也没什么可输了 LOOK, WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.
你们觉得呢？ WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ?
机会不大 IT'S A LONG SHOT.
没错，但这是我们唯一的机会， 我们一定要拯救我们镇 YEAH, BUT ITS THE ONLY SHOT WE'VE GOT TO SAVE OUR TOWN.
南方公园的居民希望筹到30万 "THE RESIDENTS OF SOUTH PARK HAD HOPED TO RAISE $300,000
但最终只筹到1万 "BUT IN THE END MANAGED TO RAISE ONLY 10.
他们镇的损失 "THE LOSS OF THEIR TOWN MAY BE IMMINENT
对南方公园的穷人而言 是迫于眉目了， FOR THE POOR PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK."
啊，我想我要哭了！ AWW, I FINK I'M GOING TO CWYYY !
哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！ HA HA HA HA ! HA HA HA HA !
好了，孩子们，你们在这里的等 ALRIGHT, BOYS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT HERE.
爸 DAD--
祝你好运 GOOD LUCK.
现在就看上帝的旨意了 IT'S IN GOD'S HANDS NOW.
大家让开！ STAND ASIDE, EVERYONE !
他们在干嘛？ WHAT ARE THEY DOING ?
我们要在你们的赌桌上赢你们 WE'RE GONNA TRY TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME,
族长！ CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE !
1万块押在黑色的31点 $10,000-- ON 31 BLACK.
(大家喘气) ( crowd gasps )
不可能 IMPOSSIBLE.
加油，加油… COME ON, COME ON...
31点…黑色 THIRTY ONE... BLACK.
(欢呼) ( cheering )
我们赢了！我们赢了！ WE DID IT ! WE DID IT !
我的天啊！ OH MY GOD !
噢，太神奇了！ OH, THIS IS AMAZING !
不！不要！ NO ! NOOOO !
他们赢了！他们赢了！ THEY DID IT ! THEY DID IT !
南方公园有救了！ SOUTH PARK IS SAVED !
现在我们有足够钱救我们镇了！ WE HAVE PLENTY ENOUGH TO SAVE OUR TOWN NOW !
太好了！但等一下… YEAH ! BUT WAIT--
35万，那如果我们再赢的话 $350,000-- THAT MEANS IF WE WON AGAIN
就变成1千2百25万！ IT WOULD BE 12 AND A QUARTER MILLION !
我们就可以救到小镇之余 变得超有钱了！ WE COULD SAVE THE TOWN AND BE SUPER RICH !
对极了，再来！ OH, HELL YEAH, LET IT RIDE !
再来！ LET IT RIDE !
他们究竟在干嘛？！ WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ?!
快，31！快出现！ LET'S GO, 31 ! LET'S SEE IT !,
2，红色，你们输了 TWO, RED, YOU LOSE.
(每个人)啊！！ ( everyone ) AWWWW !!
太可恶了！ DAMMIT !
嗯！ HMM !
他们…他们有了！ THEY-- THEY HAD IT !
他们真的有！ THEY FREAKIN' HAD IT !
你们完全有 YOU TOTALLY HAD IT.
你们可以救小镇了 YOU HAD ENOUGH TO SAVE THE TOWN AND THEN SOME.
stan，没事吧？ STAN, OKAY ?
你就是不明白赌博的精髓 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FINE POINTS OF GAMBLING.
你不该停 YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO STOP
当你一直赢的时候 WHEN YOU'RE ON A WINNING STREAK.
一直赢？！你只赌了一盘！ A WINNING STREAK ?! YOU PLAYED ONE GAME !
stan，没事吧？ STAN, OKAY ?
什么？！ WHAT ?!
好了，stan，没事吧？ ALRIGHT, STAN, OKAY ?
你们就像那些原著民一样贪婪 YOU PEOPLE JUST GOT GREEDY LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICANS.
喂，先生！ HEY, MISTER !
我们不是他们，对吗？ WE ARE NOT LIKE THEM, ALRIGHT ?!
现在我们可能会梦想一下 NOW WE MAY HAVE PIE-IN-THE- SKY DREAMS ONCE IN A WHILE,
但我们并不是 那些让别人离家别井的人 BUT WE AREN'T THE ONES KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HOMES.
不要把我们跟那群冷血的 SO DON'T YOU COMPARE US TO THOSE COLDHEARTED,
唯利是图的，邪恶的， 一身铜臭的印第安人比较！ MONEYGRUBBING, EVIL, STINKY INDIANS !
不好意思，是原著民才对 I'M SORRY-- NATIVE AMERICANS.
给，先生，这是你们家的支票 THERE YOU ARE, SIR, THERE'S THE CHECK FOR YOUR HOME.
在这里和这里签字就可以了 JUST SIGN HERE AND HERE.
好了，史雷夫先生， 我们正式无家可归了 WELL, THIS IS IT, MR. SLAVE, WE'RE OFFICIALLY HOMELESS.
(抽泣) ( sobbing )
噢，耶稣啊… 上帝耶稣啊！ OH, JESUS... JESUS CHRIST !
爸，你在干嘛？ DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
不要他们的臭钱！ DON'T TAKE THEIR DIRTY MONEY !
斯坦利，我们无路可退 STANLEY, WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
现在原著民拥有了南方公园 THE NATIVE AMERICANS OWN SOUTH PARK NOW.
我们得接受他们给我们的 WE HAVE TO TAKE WHAT THEY'LL GIVE US FOR OUR HOMES.
走吧，祝你有美好的一天 THERE YOU GO, HAVE A NICE DAY.
大家，这是我们的小镇了！ COME ON, YOU GUYS, THIS IS OUR TOWN !
斯坦利，完了， 我们还有什么可做？ IT'S OVER, STANLEY, WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO ?
我们可以留下…作战到底 WE CAN STAY-- AND FIGHT.
是啊，当那些印第安人 来拆我们镇的时候 YEAH, WHEN THE INDIANS COME TO TEAR UP OUR TOWN,
我们就奋起反抗！！ WE KICK 'EM IN THE NUTS !!
对！ YEAH !
没错，他们并不是我们镇的主人， 我们才是！ YEAH, THEY DON'T OWN OUR TOWN-- WE DO !
对不起，大家 I'M SORRY, BOYS,
你们就是不明白经济的道理 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS.
没事的 IT'LL BE OKAY, BOYS,
我们只是搬到另一个镇而已 WE'LL JUST MOVE TO THE NEXT TOWN OVER.
当然了，直到那些原著民决定 OH SURE, UNTIL THE NATIVE AMERICANS DECIDE
他们也要那块地 THEY WANT THAT LAND, TOO.
那如果那些原著民不断建赌场 WHAT IF THE NATIVE AMERICANS JUST KEEP BUILDING THEIR CASINOS
和高速公路， 直到我们无处可去的话怎么办？ AND THEIR HIGHWAYS, UNTIL WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO ?
我们现在就要反抗！ WE HAVE TO STAND UP TO THEM, NOW !
算了吧，走吧！ FORGET IT. COME ON, YOU GUYS !
你们都是一群没用的东西！ YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GOD DAMN PUSSIES !
走开！ GET OUT OF OUR WAY !
不，我们不会让你破坏我们镇！ NO, WE WON'T LET YOU DESTROY OUR TOWN !
孩子们，这已经不是你们的镇了 BOYS, IT ISN'T YOUR TOWN ANYMORE.
就因为你有一张纸 证明你们拥有它 JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SAYING YOU OWN IT
并不表示你们可以真正拥有 DOESN'T MAKE IT YOURS.
我们在这长大，我们的父母也是 WE GREW UP HERE, OUR PARENTS GREW UP HERE.
我们在沃尔玛买东西， 在chili's吃东西 WE SHOP AT THATWAL-MART AND EAT AT THATCHILI'S.
我们在小溪捕鱼 WE TAKE FISH FROM THE STREAMS
然后把它们弄成鱼柳条 AND BREAD THEM AND FREEZE THEM TO MAKE FISH STICKS.
这不只是一个镇， 还是我们的生活方式 THIS IS NOT JUST A TOWN, IT IS OUR WAY OF LIFE.
小朋友， 那你们的生活方式要改了 WELL, YOUR WAY OF LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE, LITTLE BOYS.
动手！ NOW, MOVE !
你么不能随便掠夺别人的生命！ YOU CAN'T JUST ROLL INTO PLACES AND TAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES AWAY !
那你们四个小子 准备怎样阻止我们啊？ AND WHAT ARE FOUR LITTLE BOYS GOING TO DO TO STOP US, HUH ?
砰砰砰，怦怦 ( crowd chanting ) BOM BOM BOM, BOM BOM.
砰砰砰，怦怦… BOM BOM BOM, BOM BOM...
我们很强壮 ? WE ARE STRONG ?
没人可以说我们错了 ? NO ONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG ?
我们寻觅了那么久 ? SEARCHING OUR HEARTS FOR SO LONG ?
我们都知道 ? ALL OF US KNOWING ?
爱是一个战场 ? LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD ??
这块地不出售 THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE.
太可恶了！ DAMMIT !
我以为你们说已经搞定他们！ I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE DEALT WITH !
是啊！ THEY WERE !
查理斯，对不起！ SORRY, CHARLIES !
你可以留住你们的印第安臭钱， 脏钱！ YOU CAN JUST KEEP YOUR FILTHY, BASTARD, INDIAN MONEY !
原著民臭钱，脏钱 FILTHY, BASTARD, NATIVE AMERICAN MONEY.
哦，对，不好意思 OH, RIGHT, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
还没完呢！ THIS ISN'T OVER !
(货车喇叭) ( trucks beeping reverse )
我们永不放弃！ WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP !
你们这群杂种！ YOU BASTARDS !
对，南方公园是我们的！ YEAH, SOUTH PARK IS OURS !
但我们怎么知道？ BUT WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
我意思是我们总不能永远 站在这里挡住他们吧 I MEAN, WE CAN'T STAND HERE AND BLOCK THEIR WAY FOREVER.
他们在这里多久，我们救站多久！ WE CAN STAND HERE AS LONG AS IT TAKES !
我们的人们情况如何 WHAT IS THE STATE OF OUR PEOPLE ?
昨晚，我谈起了熊的精神 LAST NIGHT I SPOKE WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE BEAR.
熊说如果我们 不赶快建起高速公路 AND BEAR SAID THAT IF WE DO NOT BUILD OUR SUPER HIGHWAY SOON,
我们的投资者很快就能卖出 OUR INVESTORS MAY SOON SELL OFF
他们在新赌城的份额 THEIR SHARES OF THE NEW CASINO.
对，鹰说积累的市场份额在流失 YES, AND EAGLE SAYS THE CUMULATIVE SHARED MARKET LOSS
因为新赌城的收入每天掉了15％ ON THE REVENUE OF THE NEW CASINO DROPS 15% EVERY DAY.
我们必须让南方公园的人们 THEN WE MUST FORCE THE SOUTH PARK PEOPLE
离开这美丽的地方 OFF THEIR PETTY LAND.
但是他们都很坚决和自豪 BUT THEY ARE DETERMINED AND PROUD.
风的精神说，如果我们用武力 AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WIND HAS STATED THAT IF WE USE FORCE
那一定是一个公众的梦魇 IT COULD BE A PUBLICITY NIGHTMARE,
进一步进攻我们的净值财产 FURTHER HURTING OUR NET ASSETS.
我已经有一个逼迁的计划 I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN HOW WE CAN FORCE THEM OFF THEIR LAND...
偷偷摸摸地 SNEAKILY.
我们会给他们 WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM...
毯子 BLANKETS !
毯子？ BLANKETS ?
对，我们会用毯子作为和平礼物 YES, WE WILL PRESENT THE BLANKETS AS A PEACE OFFERING.
但是周围的人都不明白 BUT WHAT THE ROUND EYES WILL NOT KNOW,
那些毯子有没有被沙士感染的 IS THAT THE BLANKETS ARE INFECTED WITH SARS !
他们都会得沙士 THEY WILL ALL GET SARS !
然后沙士会像疯牛症一样 传遍他们的小镇 AND THEN SARS WILL RUN THROUGH THEIR TOWN LIKE A BUFFALO.
现在，我需要你的帮助 把沙士病毒弄到毯子上 NOW, I NEED YOUR HELP GETTING THE SARS ONTO THE BLANKETS.
好的，把他们带进来 OKAY, BRING THEM IN !
(中国仿制品) ( mock Chinese )
让我们看看南方公园的人 怎么处理这东西 LET'S SEE HOW SOUTH PARK DEALS WITH THIS !
(用中文叫喊) ( yelling in Chinese )
每个人，抢夺一个中国人 EVERYONE, GRAB A CHINESE PERSON
然后把他们在毯子上摩擦 AND RUB THEM ON A BLANKET !
确保你摩擦了他们全身上下 MAKE SURE YOU RUB THEM ALL OVER !
让沙士病毒深深地陷进去 GET THE SARS NICE AND DEEP IN THERE.
汤姆， 我现在站在寒冷的南方公园 在美国科罗拉多州 TOM, I'M STANDING IN CHILLY SOUTH PARK, COLORADO
静坐的第三天，那些居民在哪 WHERE THE RESIDENTS ARE ENTERING THE THIRD DAY
静坐尝试阻止本土美国人 OF THEIR SIT-IN TO TRY AND STOP NATIVE AMERICANS
在他们镇建立一座超级高速公路 FROM BUILDING A SUPER HIGHWAY THROUGH THEIR TOWN.
那温度很低， 这里的士气也很低 THE TEMPERATURE IS LOW, BUT SPIRITS ARE PRETTY LOW TOO.
他们想要什么 WHAT DO THEY WANT ?
我们怎么也不会走的 死屁眼 WE'RE NOT MOVING, ASS-FACES !
免费的毯子？ FREE BLANKET ?
尽管我们知道我们有不同 THOUGH WE KNOW WE HAVE DIFFERENCES,
我们仍相信 我们可以互相妥协 WE BELIEVE THAT A COMPROMISE CAN BE REACHED.
同时，在电视上看到你们 让我们十分痛心 IN THE MEANTIME, IT HURTS US TO SEE YOU ALL ON TELEVISION
坐在冰冷的空气中 SITTING IN THE COLD.
你们要喝敬酒还是罚酒 WILL YOU NOT TAKE THIS OFFERING AS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL ?
你让我拿“免费毯子”？ YOU HAD ME AT "FREE BLANKET".
免费的毯子 免费的毯子 FREE BLANKET ? FREE BLANKET ?
毯子？ BLANKET ?
汤姆，现在看来如果本土美国人 TOM, IT NOW LOOKS AS IF THE NATIVE AMERICANS
派发毯子以对南方公园的 ARE HANDING OUT BLANKETS AS A SIGN OF GOODWILL
人们表示善意 TOWARDS THE SOUTH PARK PEOPLE.
真是个难以置信的同情表现 WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF COMPASSION.
我确希望这后面没有阴谋 I CERTAINLY HOPE THERE'S NOTHING SINISTER BEHIND IT.
别那样，这是真诚的表示 PLEASE, AS A TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH.
你…明白我有点害怕相信你 YOU... UNDERSTAND IF I'M A LITTLE WARY OF TRUSTING YOU.
这仅仅是一张毯子 麻署先生 IT IS ONLY A BLANKET, MR. MARSH.
好的，谢谢 WELL, THANKS.
啊，欢迎 OH... YOU'RE WELCOME.
(咳嗽，叹息) ( coughing, groaning )
汤姆，现在是星期二早上 TOM, IT'S TUESDAY MORNING NOW
南方公园的沙士爆发 AND THE OUTBREAK OF SARS IN SOUTH PARK
达到了空前巨大的规模 HAS REACHED EPIC PROPORTIONS.
(咳嗽，用力吸) ( coughs, sniffs )
整个城镇都被隔离了 THE ENTIRE TOWN HAS BEEN QUARANTINED
联邦政府规定没有人可以进出 BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, NOBODY ALLOWED IN OR OUT,
那就是没人可以来我们的救助站 WHICH MEANS NOBODY CAN COME TO OUR AID.
看上去这小镇和 这记者一点用都没有 IT APPEARS THIS TOWN, AND THIS REPORTER, ARE DONE FOR.
下一位，选出适合的头发情况 COMING UP NEXT, CHOOSING THE RIGHT HAIR CONDITIONER--
你怎么不知道头发护理产品 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAIR CARE PRODUCTS
可以花掉你一钱包的钱 COULD BE COSTING YOU A BUNDLE !
(咳嗽) ( coughing )
没关系，爸爸 IT'S ALRIGHT, DAD.
你妈妈怎么样 HOW IS YOUR MOTHER ?
她在那里闲着 SHE'S HANGING IN THERE.
来，喝点啤酒 HERE, DRINK SOME BEER.
我的舌头很冷 IT'S COOL ON MY TONGUE.
你很快没事的 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
斯坦利，听着 STANLEY, LISTEN TO ME.
我得了沙士病 I HAVE SARS.
只有98％我会活下来 THERE'S ONLY A 98% CHANCE THAT I WILL LIVE.
不，爸爸，不 NO, DAD, NO !
听着，斯坦 LISTEN, STAN !
沙士正毁灭我们的村民 SARS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE.
那么美国本土人把沙士病毒 藏在送给我们的毯子里 THE NATIVE AMERICANS PUT IT IN THE BLANKETS THEY GAVE US.
(咳嗽) ( coughs )
很快，我们中有98％的人才能活 SOON THERE WILL BE ONLY 98% OF US LEFT.
我能做什么 WHAT CAN I DO ?
你必须找一个治疗沙士的办法 儿子 YOU-- MUST FIND A CURE FOR SARS, SON,
拯救我们的人民 AND SAVE OUR PEOPLE.
治疗沙士？！ 哦，天啊！ CURE SARS ?! AW, JESUS !
中年白人的精神 THE SPIRIT OF MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE
在你身上强烈地闪烁着，斯坦 IS STRONG IN YOU, STAN.
在巴鲁魁找最聪明的人 SEEK OUT THE WISE MAN IN BELLOCREEK.
现在就去，快去！ NOW GO, GO !
(敲门声) ( knocks )
什么 WHAT ?
嘿，我的名字是斯坦 我是… HEY, MY NAME'S STAN, AND I WAS--
我早知道你要来 YOUR COMING WAS FORETOLD TO ME.
你要来拯救我们的人民 YOU'VE COME TO SAVE OUR PEOPLE.
进来 COME IN.
看看这些猫 WATCH THE CATS.
恩，那你知道 怎么才能医治沙士病人 UH, SO, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CURE SARS ?
我？哈！ ME ? HA !
不，我只是一个指路人 NO, I AM JUST A GUIDE.
坐下来 SIT DOWN.
你必须靠自己 YOU MUST FIND THE ANSWER YOURSELF
在返航中找出答案 BY TAKING AN INWARD JOURNEY.
返航？ 听上去有点放荡 AN INWARD JOURNEY ? THAT SOUNDS KINDA GAY.
让我们祖先的声音告诉你去向 LET THE VOICES OF OUR ANCESTORS SHOW YOU THE WAY.
呼吸…在幻想的袋子中呼吸 BREATHE... BREATHE FROM THE BAG OF VISIONS.
恩 哦，兄弟！ UGH. OH, DUDE !
我们还要等多久才 建成超级高速公路 HOW MUCH LONGER MUST WE WAIT FOR OUR SUPER HIGHWAY ?
沙士病已经布及了整个 南方公园 SARS HAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK,
启动要有前提 CHIEF RUNSWITHPREMISE.
他们的决心很快就回崩溃 THEIR WILLS WILL BREAK SOON.
我答应我们一定要有耐心 THEN I SUPPOSE WE MUST BE PATIENT.
先起地基 赶快！ RUNSWITHPREMISE, COME QUICKLY !
有什么问题啊？ 老婆大人 WHAT IS THE MATTER, WIFE ?
那是我们的儿子 地基还不够宽 IT IS OUR SON, PREMISERUNNINGTHIN,
他还很病弱 HE IS VERY SICK !
地基不够宽 是什么回事？ PREMISERUNNINGTHIN, WHAT IS THE MATTER ?
他，他和一个来自中国的人 共用了一个杯子 HE... HE SHARED A GLASS WITH ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM CHINA.
他得了沙士 HE HAS SARS.
不！ NO !
我早告诉你不要碰他们 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THEM !
爸爸 PAPA...
爸爸… PAPAAA...
我给他吃了沙漠植物的草药 I HAVE GIVEN HIM HERBS FROM THE DESERT PLANT
还有仙人掌的乳液 AND WATER FROM THE CACTUS OF LIFE,
但似乎什么作用都没有 BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
如果那些城镇的人早搬走 THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF THOSE TOWNPEOPLE
这一切都不会发生 WOULD HAVE JUST MOVED AWAY !
不能再等了 NO MORE WAITING AROUND--
明天我们就要 开动计划的最后一步 TOMORROW WE BEGIN THE FINAL STAGE OF OUR PLAN !
真让人惊讶 SHOCK AND AWE !
(叹息，咳嗽) ( groaning, coughing )
爸爸！爸爸！ DAD ! DAD !
斯坦利 STANLEY !
你有和老人一起返航吗 DID YOU HAVE AN INWARD JOURNEY WITH THE OLD MAN ?
你有幻觉吗 DID YOU HAVE A VISION ?
我不知道我有没有 我看到些东西 I DON'T KNOW IF I DID OR NOT, I SAW SOMETHING,
有人和我说话 SOMEONE SPOKE TO ME
还告诉我中年白人治沙士的方法 AND TOLD ME THE MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE WAY TO CURE SARS--
坎贝尔的面食汤 白羽毛，还有小妖 CAMPBELL'SCHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, DAYQUIL,ANDSPRITE.
没错 是这样 YES, YES, OF COURSE.
快点，斯坦 我们必须把这派给每一个人 QUICKLY STAN, WE MUST GIVE IT TO EVERYONE.
男孩们，那真是个诡计 斯坦 BOY, THAT REALLY DID THE TRICK, STAN.
我想我们是有点没用， 但却不是完全没用的 I THOUGHT WE WERE KINDA, SORT OF, NOT REALLY DONE FOR !
谢谢你， 斯坦，我们现在都安全了 THANKS TO YOU, WE'RE ALL SAFE NOW, STAN.
啊！ ( man ) AAAHGHGH !!!
现在，我将你身上的脆弱和 沙士病毒通通踢走 NOW, I WILL BLOW YOUR WEAK, SARS-INFESTED BODIES
从地球上消失！ OFF THE EARTH !
什么 WHAT THE--
等等 WAIT A MINUTE.
停止，停止！ STOP, STOP !
你的沙士病… 去哪了？ YOUR, YOUR SARS-- WHERE DID IT GO ?
我们用传统的药物 把自己治好了 WE HAVE CURED OURSELVES USING THE MEDICINES OF OUR CULTURE.
我的儿子， “地基” 也得了沙士 MY SON, PREMISERUNNINGTHIN, HAS THE SARS AS WELL.
你，你可以治好他么 YOU, YOU CAN CURE HIM ?
这太神奇了 IT IS AMAZING.
我们的植物和草药 对他不起作用 ALL OUR PLANTS AND HERBS FAILED TO HEAL HIM.
但是你们的人都康复了 BUT YOUR PEOPLE'S REMEDY
把布法罗的灵魂送回他的躯体 BRINGS THE SPIRIT OF THE BUFFALO BACK INTO HIS HEART.
或许我们还有许多东西学习 PERHAPS THERE ARE MANY THINGS WE CAN LEARN
学习你生活的方式 FROM YOUR WAY OF LIFE.
我们都是简单的人 WE'RE A SIMPLE PEOPLE,
我们想要的就是好好地活着 ALL WE WANT IS TO BE ALLOWED TO LIVE OUR LIVES.
你治好了“地基” YOU HAVE CURED PREMISERUNNINGTHIN.
作为回报，我要给你 所有赌城里的五块的筹码 IN RETURN, I SHALL GIVE YOU ALL $5 CREDIT AT THE CASINO.
好的，好的 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
我不会在你们的小镇上建 超级高速公路了 I WILL NOT BUILD A SUPER HIGHWAY THROUGH YOUR TOWN,
而且你们还可以住回自己的家 AND YOU CAN ALL HAVE YOUR HOMES BACK.
太好了！ 棒！ ALRIGHT ! YEAH !
哦哦！ WOO-HOO !
我猜我们都认识了南方公园 WELL, I GUESS WE ALL LEARNED THAT SOUTH PARK
那不仅仅是一个小镇 IS MORE THAN JUST A TOWN.
那是一个无人能分裂的社区 IT'S A COMMUNITY THAT NOBODY CAN SPLIT UP !
小子，你是谁啊？ DUDE, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?!
亚历山大 ALEX.
亚历山大格列克 ALEX GLICK ?
我要来做你们的客人 I GOT TO COME ON AND DO THE GUEST VOICE THINGY ?
什么？！ WHAT ?!
快滚！ GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE !
你好，妈妈！ 你好，爸爸！ 你好，我的女儿 HI, MOM ! HI, DAD ! HI, JILL !
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