1 00:00:01,670 --> 00:00:03,770 看到牧场主餐厅的两家合伙人能 Oh, it's beautiful to see the joining 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,760 聚到一起真是太好了 Of the two great houses of cattleman's ranch. 3 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:07,550 是啊 -- 黄氏一家和切斯内特家 Yeah -- the Huangs and the Chestnuts. 4 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:09,350 嗨 我都仿佛能看到信头的商标 Hey, I can see the stationery already. 5 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,370 一朵荷花 -- 还有一个栗子 It's a lotus flower and -- well, a chestnut. 6 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:15,300 所以 就这样 -- 没有通知 毫无防备 So, that was it -- no notice, no nothing. 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,870 我们要马上收拾东西就搬家 We just had to pick up and move. 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,710 但是我们已经习惯了 But we're used to uprooting our lives 9 00:00:18,850 --> 00:00:20,700 肯尼·罗杰斯的一时兴起就搬来搬去了 At the whim of kenny rogers. 10 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:22,500 我懂你 我们搬家也很难的 I get it. Our move was hard, too. 11 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:25,120 而且我们家是整个街区唯一一家亚洲人 And we were the only asian family in the neighborhood. 12 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:26,300 我超级理解你 I so get that. 13 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,950 我是我们街区唯一一家后期圣徒 We're the only latter-day saints on our block. 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,750 同病相怜 我婆婆还坐轮椅 I hear you. My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair. 15 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,450 彼此彼此 我还得过骨髓灰质炎呢 I hear that. I survived polio. 16 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,200 你们知道怎么解胸罩吗? You guys know how to take off a bra? 17 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:42,200 溜了溜了 Goodbye. 18 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:44,550 我会 'cause I do. 19 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,620 前开 后开 还有运动型的 手到罩开 Front, back, and sports. 20 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,170 我也是 我 我解胸罩也超厉害的 Me too. I-I've got mad bra game. 21 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:55,120 是啊 我也有过... 类似的经历 Yes. I, too, have... bra experience. 22 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,550 我很少能跟我父亲联系 I barely speak to my father. 23 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,520 我的父亲去世了 My father's dead. 24 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,750 - 该死 - 我知道很惨 - Damn it. - I know. 25 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:02,850 唯一支撑我走下去的动力就是我的儿子 The only reason I have the strength to go on is my son. 26 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,500 对吼 Right. 27 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,590 好像他是林肯中学史上 Because he's the only grade-skipper 28 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:09,200 唯一一个跳级生 In the history of Abraham Lincoln Middle School. 29 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,500 哟 等等 Oh, wait. 30 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:12,120 原来是我的儿子 That's my son. 31 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,450 抱歉啊 Sorry. 32 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:15,420 还是我最小的儿子 My youngest son. 33 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,900 我有三个娃 I have three. 34 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:19,000 我知道你只有一个 I know you only have the one. 35 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:24,900 他做家务可拿手了 Well, he's very handy around the house. 36 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,270 我们家所有的灯泡都是他换的 He changes all the light bulbs. 37 00:01:26,470 --> 00:01:27,700 还有在墙上钉钉子什么的也是他做 O-our fixtures are on the walls, 38 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,600 他...他就是在示范这个 and t-that's what his doing 39 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:30,750 那是 Mm. 40 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,950 看看她们 聊的多开心啊 Oh, look at them, hitting it off. 41 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,450 咱俩早就应该聚聚的 Why didn't we do this earlier? 42 00:01:34,570 --> 00:01:37,700 要不咱们两家一起来趟公路旅行 Hey, should we take a joint family road trip 43 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:38,100 到大峡谷玩玩? To the grand canyon? 44 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,520 嗨翻全车混音磁带就包在我身上 I'll make us a mixtape for the drive. 45 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,660 好啊 Yeah. 46 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,980 初来乍到 第4季 第15集 47 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,450 拯救鲸鱼! Save the whales! 48 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:00,150 我喜欢鲸鱼 I love whales, 49 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,120 但是签个请愿书又怎么能救呢? But how is signing a petition going to help? 50 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,100 是啊 他们能寄到哪呢-- 大海吗? Yeah, where are they gonna mail it -- the ocean? 51 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:04,720 哈 Ha. 52 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,950 怎么了? 恋童癖吗? What is it? A pedophile? 53 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:14,700 我的孩子是 林肯高中 月度最佳学生 54 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,500 什么鬼?! The hell?! 55 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:18,120 你解释一下 Explain yourself. 56 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:19,200 就那一次 One time! 57 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,650 我..我就觉得好玩打扮了一次 I-I thought it'd be fun to dress up one time. 58 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:22,870 哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank god. 59 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,200 我刚刚还以为你们跟踪我去了迈阿密 For a second, I thought you followed me to Miami. 60 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,850 这究竟是怎么回事? What is the meaning of this? 61 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:29,200 这是我们最近推广的 It's a new positive-reinforcement program 62 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:30,100 正能量强化项目 we just started. 63 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,100 它每个月奖励一名学生 It rewards one student every month. 64 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,680 现在是一月份 所以只有一名获奖者 It's January, so there's only been one recipient -- 65 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,450 史黛西·库珀 Stacy cooper. 66 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:36,970 史黛西·库珀?! Stacy cooper?! 67 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,520 她考试就得了个良 而且午饭还吃两顿 She's a "B" student and takes two lunches. 68 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,770 埃文 评选不仅仅看成绩 It's about more than just grades, Evan. 69 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,900 而是要看全面发展 It's also who's the most well-rounded 70 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:45,870 还有校园活动的参与度 And engaged in our school community. 71 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,920 史黛西说服了啦啦队 Stacy got the cheerleaders 72 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,120 给女子运动加油了 To start cheering for girl sports. 73 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,170 懂了 我有的要忙活了 I see I've got some work to do. 74 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,000 妈妈 车里头脑风暴一下? Mommy, brainstorm in the car? 75 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:03,120 对了 我也看不惯你请了个男秘书 Oh, and I also don't like how your new secretary is a man. 76 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:07,980 哦 问一下 Oh, excuse me. 77 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,510 肯尼·罗杰斯今天会来吗? Is kenny rogers coming in today? 78 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,180 我们想和他合个影 We want to take a picture with him. 79 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,450 他今天不会来 No, he isn't, 80 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:13,900 但是你们可以和我合影 But you can take a picture with me. 81 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,450 实际上 是我创办的这家餐厅 I actually started cattleman's. 82 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:16,570 哦 Oh. 83 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,500 还是不用了 谢谢 No, thank you. 84 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,400 我们就买一顶肯尼帽子或者领带或者吉他拨片留个纪念就行 We'll just buy a Kenny hat or a bolo tie or a guitar pick. 85 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,950 抱歉 我们不销售那些 We actually don't sell any of that. 86 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,570 那我来这个垃圾堆做什么? Then what am I even doing in this hellhole?! 87 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:26,800 走吧 詹姆斯! Come on, James! 88 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,350 我早就说过咱们应该事先打个电话的! I told you we should've called ahead! 89 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,250 我爱死这个野牛肉汉堡的口感了 I'm loving the mouthfeel of this bison burger. 90 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,750 嫩滑多汁 So juicy. 91 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,310 我听说肯尼创作这道菜的时候 I heard Kenny created it to nurse 92 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,520 是为了照顾他生病的老母亲 his sick mother back to health. 93 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,710 我才是把野牛堡加进菜谱的人 I put bison on the menu, 94 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:39,670 我就把话摆在这 当时的纠结不是你们三言两语能体会到的 And let me tell you, it was an uphill battle. 95 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,950 我听说肯尼徒手就把那头牛掐死了 I hear Kenny strangled that bear with his own hands. 96 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,280 如果我是你 我就会把保险杠擦得锃亮 If I were you, I'd wash your bumper. 97 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:51,650 你知道我不喜欢夸孩子 You know I'm not one to compliment children, 98 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,990 但这是个好主意 But that's a good idea. 99 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,920 月度最佳学生 我来了 Student of the month, here I come. 100 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,500 法语俱乐部 101 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:00,500 请递给我长棍面包好吗? 102 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,820 "热裤"用法语怎么说? How do you say "Booty Shorts" in French? 103 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:05,150 你看见杰奎琳了吗? 104 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,940 在法国是叫"法式深吻"吗? Is it called "French Kissing" over there? 105 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,370 还是说叫"老家接吻"? Or "Home Kissing"? 106 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,500 真的没有人在乎杰奎琳在哪吗? Doesn't anyone care where Jacqueline is? 107 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,560 学生园艺社 108 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,910 你们周六去莎拉的生日趴吗? Are you guys going to Sara's birthday party on Saturday? 109 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,870 圣女果是很不错的派对零食哦 Cherry tomatoes make a good party snack. 110 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,120 来我的学生园艺社报名吧 Sign up for my new student garden program. 111 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,250 为什么你的玉米上全是毛? Why is your corn hairy? 112 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,920 因为我还没有剥好啊 Because I haven't shucked it yet. 113 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,890 真正的玉米本来就不是罐装的颗粒状 Real corn is not niblets in a can. 114 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:28,200 很抱歉一个常识就把你吓成这样! Sorry to blow your mind! 115 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:29,910 学校舞蹈社 116 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:31,490 你觉得"难忘今宵"这个主题怎么样? What do you think of the theme "A Night to Remember"? 117 00:04:31,590 --> 00:04:33,500 你们昨晚看了"恋爱时代"吗? Did you guys see what Pacey did to Joey 118 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,650 Dawson's Creek(恋爱时代): 1998年美国上映电视剧,被誉为"美国青少年成长教科书" 119 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,760 佩西亲了乔伊诶 last night on "Dawson's"? 120 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,300 咱们都在这儿两个小时了 We've been here for two hours, 121 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,770 可是连春季嘉年华的主题都没想好 And we still don't have a theme for the Spring Fling. 122 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:40,900 我只希望在舞会上有人能像道森亲吻 I only hope a boy kisses me at the dance 123 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,400 乔伊那样亲我 Like Dawson kissed Joey. 124 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,620 如果你们再不着手准备 舞会就没戏了 There won't be a dance if we don't plan one. 125 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,110 - 我站道森! - 我站乔伊! - I'm so team Dawson! - I'm so team Pacey! 126 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,480 我请你们闭嘴! I'm team shut up! 127 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,920 我的眼睛! My eyes! 128 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,550 莫妮克 你的眼睛! Monique, your eyes! 129 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:54,100 嗨 Hey! 130 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,120 记得在晚饭的时候 So, remember at dinner, 131 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:58,220 我告诉麦克斯我会解胸罩吗? When I told Max I knew how to unhook a bra? 132 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,900 我撒谎了 我不会 I lied. I don't. 133 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:00,800 我也不会 I don't, either. 134 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,220 你看出我撒谎了? Could you tell I was lying? 135 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,250 对啊 Yes. 136 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,850 咱们得想个办法 We need to figure this out. 137 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,320 麦克斯和我同级 Max is in my grade, 138 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,950 但他都已经是解过40几个胸罩的老手了 And he's already taken off like 40 bras. 139 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,470 咱们只要找一个 然后练习就可以了 We just need to find a bra and practice. 140 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,500 能有多难呢? How hard could it be? 141 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:12,870 那咱们去哪找胸罩啊? Where are we gonna find a bra? 142 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,100 奶奶怎么把胸罩挂到这么高的? How does grandma get her bras up there? 143 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,710 哦 原来这个是这么用的 Oh. that's what that's for. 144 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,850 我很抱歉我发了脾气 I'm sorry I lost my temper 145 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:26,320 然后把那些亮片扔到那些女孩身上 And threw glitter at those girls. 146 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:27,620 不会再发生了 It won't happen again. 147 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:29,270 很高兴听到这些 Well, that is good to hear. 148 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,220 但我不需要心理咨询 But I don't need counseling. 149 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,370 不要把这个想成咨询 埃文 Don't think of this as counseling, evan. 150 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,300 就当是在聊天 Think of this as talking. 151 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:37,520 记住 这是个安全空间 This is a safe space, okay, 152 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,560 在这里你可以尽情的撒亮片... Where we can throw glitter at each other -- 153 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,420 只不过是用嘴巴 Verbally. 154 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:43,420 蒂姆先生... 如果你想帮助谁 Mr. Tim... if you need someone to help, 155 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,900 跟我们班里的这位女生聊聊 Talk to the girl in my class 156 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,200 她用口气清新剂来喷火 Who turns her breath spray into a flamethrower. 157 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,920 我们可以讨论贝基 -- Ohh! we can discuss Becky -- 158 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,420 不管是哪个学生 -- 待会再说 I mean, whichever student that is -- later. 159 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:55,220 但那些舞蹈社的女孩呢? But how about those girls on the dance committee? 160 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,960 我都说了那只是个意外 I already said it was an accident. 161 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,800 那你为什么还是失控了呢? Well, why do you think you reacted that way? 162 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,950 因为她们又蠢又不专心! Because they're so stupid and unfocused! 163 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,500 让我觉得压力很大 要受不了了! And it made me feel so stressed and overwhelmed! 164 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,170 哇哦 Whoa. 165 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,910 像那样大声喊出来 感觉还挺好的呢 Saying that out loud actually felt pretty good. 166 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,270 恭喜你上道了 埃文 Welcome to the process, evan. 167 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,920 嘿兄弟 我刚才正研究咱们公路旅行的混音带呢 Hey, buddy. Just working on our road trip mixtape. 168 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:19,450 我知道这首歌有点争议 但我还是忍不住 I know this is controversial -- hear me out. 169 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:20,550 就这首 "我超性感" "I'm too sexy". 170 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:21,750 想象一下我们开了一晚夜车 We've been driving all night, 171 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:24,120 沿途一马平川 周围空无一物 Flat for miles, nothing to look at. 172 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,660 然后 嘭! Right Said Fred这首歌放出来 Then boom! Right Said Fred. 173 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,890 我们悠悠慢慢开到埃尔帕索 音乐正好躁起来! Just as we ease into El paso, we blast it! 174 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,250 挺好的 但是我能跟你说点事吗? Love it. um, can I talk to you about something? 175 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,750 当然可以了 Oh. Yeah, sure. 176 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,800 无论我走到餐厅哪 大家都在讨论肯尼·罗杰斯 Everywhere I turn, people are talking about Kenny Rogers. 177 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:38,500 但说实话 这明明是我自己的餐厅 To be honest, I'm feeling a little invisible 178 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,310 - 但有一点被忽略的感觉 - 不太妙啊 - In my own restaurant. - Oh, no. 179 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,670 我刚才正看着菜单 然后我就想到了 I was looking at the menu, and it got me thinking -- 180 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:45,100 迈克尔·波顿的布朗尼炸弹到现在还热卖 Michael Bolton's Brownie Bomb is still on there. 181 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,500 我也想以我的名字命名菜单 I want my name on a menu item. 182 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,580 我想把路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛排加到菜单上 I want to put Louis Huang's five alarm chili on the menu. 183 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,120 我不得不选择... I'm...going to have to agree to... 184 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,120 同意你 Agree with you. 185 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:04,920 哎 Ohhh. 186 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,600 他让我想起以前的一个老板 He reminds me of an old boss I had. 187 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:13,200 哎呦 冤家来了 Oh, boy. 188 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,400 杰西卡! Jessica! 189 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:16,840 真高兴见到你 So nice to see you. 190 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,470 你好 艾米 Hello, amy. 191 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,250 是我更高兴见到你 It's so nice to see you. 192 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,410 那天的晚餐真是太棒了 Dinner was so fun the other night. 193 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,820 简直太棒了! So fun! 194 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,320 我们必须得再聚一次 We must do it again. 195 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:26,700 绝对的 Absolutely. 196 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:30,700 我愿为大家做一顿传统台湾菜 I would love to cook you a traditional Taiwanese meal. 197 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,820 哪敢麻烦你! Nonsense! 198 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:34,760 我要当场烹饪一顿传统孟加拉风味佳肴 I would like to whip up a traditional Bengalese meal. 199 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,400 你不是说你是坦帕人来着(佛罗里达州西岸城市) You said you were from Tampa. 200 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:39,260 但是我的心是属于孟加拉的 我在那儿出差 My heart is Bengali. I did my mission there. 201 00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:42,330 虽然事做得不咋样 但是吃的可是不一般呢 It didn't go so well, but the food was unbelievable. 202 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,600 呵呵 Mm. 203 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:47,140 埃文 你有告诉栗子太太 Evan, did you tell Mrs. chestnut 204 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:49,550 你被评为月度最佳学生的事吗? About being up for student of the month? 205 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,180 嗯 我是想和你说这事来着 Oh. I wanted to talk to you about that. 206 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,950 我是很想听一下啦 但是我快迟到了 And I would love to hear about it, but I'm late -- 207 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:56,100 我要去献血 To give blood. 208 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,250 蒂姆先生和我都觉得 Mr. Tim and I think it's best to push "pause" 209 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,320 我应该暂停月度最佳学生的评选 On student of the month. 210 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:01,190 哈? 等一下 谁是蒂姆先生? What? wait. Who's Mr. Tim? 211 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,550 我学校的辅导员 My school counselor. 212 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:05,420 我每周见他一次 学习管理我的压力水平 I'm seeing him once a week to manage my stress levels. 213 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:06,520 辅导员? Counselor? 214 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:10,000 那就是学校里"治疗师"的意思 Ohhh. that's a school word for "therapist". 215 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,570 呃哦 Aww. 216 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:14,800 他好像是你三个孩子里最优秀的对吧? And he was supposed to be the best of your three, right? 217 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,910 你东西掉了 You dropped something. 218 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:25,870 龙的呼吸 Dragon breath. 219 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,800 我可没答应你们这么干! I did not give consent! 220 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,200 抱歉 您说什么? I'm sorry? 221 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,300 又没有表格 我什么都没填写确认 There was no form. I filled out nothing. 222 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,970 你不能就这么辅导治疗我儿子 You can't just counselor-therapy my son. 223 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,320 别用你巫医手指头碰我儿子的大脑 Keep your witch doctor fingers out of Evan's brain. 224 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,140 贝基 很抱歉我们今天只能到这了 Becky, i'm sorry to cut our time short, 225 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:41,870 我要和这位女士谈谈 But I need to talk to this lady. 226 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,500 记住控制好自己 不要老是想着烧东西 Remember to fight the urge to light things on fire. 227 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:45,820 好的 Okay. 228 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,870 你催眠了我儿子 You hypnotized my son. 229 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,670 他都走在月度最佳学生的康庄大道上了 He was on track to be student of the month, 230 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,520 然后你把怀表掏出来在他眼前瞎晃了晃 And you waved your pocket watch in front of his face, 231 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:58,760 现在他不想当先进了 And now he's not. 232 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,690 黄太太 埃文不想当有度最佳学生 Mrs. Huang, Evan came to his own conclusion 233 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,900 是他自己的决定 about student of the month. 234 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,600 毕竟一学年总共有九个月呢 There are nine months in the school year, after all. 235 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,770 从一开始就一路这么顺下去就没意思了 His narrative doesn't have to be so linear. 236 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,400 哈 又开始说鬼话了 Ugh. Again with the hippie talk. 237 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,170 你知道 有的时候 You know, sometimes, 238 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,150 家长会把自己的志向和孩子的意愿混淆 Parents confuse their own ambition for their child's. 239 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:15,910 这可不是一码事 That's not what this is. 240 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,510 我还有个儿子没点出息 我知道是啥样 I have a son with no ambition. I know what that looks like. 241 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,680 好的 总算系好了 Okay. Got it on the pillow. 242 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,280 我们休息一下吧 We should take a break. 243 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,750 埃文一直都是自我鞭策的 Evan has always pushed himself. 244 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:32,530 他不需要像你这样的人来指导他 He doesn't need people like you telling him what to do. 245 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:34,290 我不是指导他 Oh, I don't tell him what to do. 246 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,000 我只是提供了一个不给予任何评论的安全空间 I provide a safe, judgment-free space 247 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,600 来让埃文讲出他的感受 for evan to share his feelings. 248 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,400 他的反应也还不错 He seems to be responding very well. 249 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,620 别表现得像你比我还了解我儿子 Don't act like you know my son better than I do. 250 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,370 我的工作不是去了解埃文 Oh, it's not my job to know Evan. 251 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,540 我的工作是帮助埃文去了解他自己 It's my job to help Evan know Evan. 252 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,640 行了 蒂姆先生 谈话结束了 Okay, mr. Tim, this is over. 253 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,220 如果有人要和我儿子对话 那一定是我本人! If anyone's going to talk to my son, it's me! 254 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,320 把他交给你这种直接让孩子 I'm not entrusting him to some fake doctor 255 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,550 称名道姓山寨大夫我才不放心! Who lets kids call him by his first name! 256 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,820 我的全名其实是理查德·蒂姆 My name is actually Richard Tim. 257 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:02,820 呕 Ugh! 258 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,820 下午好 Good afternoon. 259 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,530 我是路易斯·黄 路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛排的创造者 I'm Louis Huang, creator of Louis Huang's five alarm chili, 260 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,820 大家在菜单的左边就能看到 Which you'll find on the left-hand corner of your menus. 261 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:14,930 来四碗吗? Four bowls? 262 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,940 不是很想吃辣椒呢 Mm...not really in the mood for chili. 263 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,840 外边都31度了 It's like 89 degrees outside. 264 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,270 那可是差一点就拿奖的菜啊 It, uh, almost won an award, you know. 265 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,610 你们卖法式三明治吗? Do you guys do po' boys? 266 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,610 没有哦 No, we don't. 267 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,800 行吧 Okay, um... 268 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,410 真的 我从来没这样过 但请你们点一下辣酱牛排吧 Look, I never do this, but order the chili. 269 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,900 行吗? 就试一下那个 Alright? Just order it. 270 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,350 点了之后可能会有小小的惊喜表演哦 There might be a little pageantry if you do. 271 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:32,490 我们不想吃辣的 We don't want chili. 272 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,490 这道菜白送 行不? 就当顾客试餐 Free chili, alright? Sample it. 273 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,820 免费四碗 餐勺齐全 包您满意 Free bowl for the table, four spoons, four smiles. 274 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:38,260 我们还是离开好了 We're gonna go. 275 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,460 别这样啊 Oh, come on. 276 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,860 哎呦 兄弟啊 Ohhhhhh, bud. 277 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,460 别因为这个受打击 Don't let this get you down. 278 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,530 只要有一个人接受推荐 All it takes is one person to say "Yes", 279 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,430 之后的客流量就会源源不断 And then those floodgates will open -- 280 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,670 就像威力·旺卡的巧克力河一样 只不过你的是辣酱河 Like Willy Wonka's chocolate river, except with chili 281 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:53,840 坐的是勺子船 一路航行通向目标 And you riding a spoon boat on the way to your goals. 282 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,320 埃文 你好 Hello, evan. 283 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,280 我刚和蒂姆先生聊过了 I spoke with Mr. Tim. 284 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,720 他推荐我们做家庭辅导治疗 He encouraged us to do home-counseling therapy. 285 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,000 你可以跟我聊天 就像跟他一样轻松自如 不必拘束 You could talk to me the same way you talk to him -- 286 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,920 直接点 妈妈与儿子之间不必隐瞒 Directly, like mother and son. 287 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,620 - 好啊 - 那你开始吧 - Okay. - Start. 288 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,000 我能先坐下吗? Can I sit down? 289 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,500 你当然可以坐下 Yes, you can sit down. 290 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,900 那开始吧 And begin. 291 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,620 你今天感觉怎么样? 正常还是不正常? How are you feeling today -- not normal or normal? 292 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,890 我觉得我挺正常的? I...think I'm normal? 293 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,790 好的 看起来奏效了 Good. this is working. 294 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,650 现在我要给你看个东西 Now I'm gonna show you something, 295 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,320 然后告诉我你的感受 And you tell me how it makes you feel. 296 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,970 你哪儿弄来的? Where'd you get that? 297 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,220 库珀家的车上有太多贴纸了 The Coopers have too many bumper stickers on their car. 298 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,500 少这一个他们不会发现的 They won't miss it. 299 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,770 蒂姆老师说你不想当月度最佳学生了 Mr. Tim said you don't want this anymore. 300 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,300 并不是我不想当 It's not that I don't want it, 301 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,120 只是蒂姆老师跟我都一致认为 But Mr. Tim and I agree 302 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,520 不一定现在就要当 That it doesn't need to be right now. 303 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,870 现在当跟以后当有区别吗? What's the difference between now and later? 304 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,620 如果你以后也要努力的话 If you're gonna put in the effort later, 305 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,800 为什么不从现在就开始努力呢? Why not put in the effort now? 306 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,390 好吧 我觉得你说的也挺有道理的 Yeah. I guess that kind of makes sense. 307 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:58,900 想想你的人生规划 Think about your life plan. 308 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,120 你还想当医生/总统吗? You still want to be doctor/president? 309 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,870 当然想了 Yes. Of course. 310 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,750 但是如果你一直明日复明日的话 Oh, you're not gonna become doctor/president 311 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,500 你可当不上啊 By doing tomorrow what you could do today. 312 00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,200 你说的对 You're right. 313 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,950 谢谢你帮我斩掉前进路上的荆棘 Thank you for chopping down that tree 314 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800 好让我能清晰的看到森林 So I can see the forest clearly. 315 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,900 我的斧头就是满满对你的爱啊 My ax is love. 316 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,950 我的手都开始抽筋了 My hand is starting to cramp. 317 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,300 别抱怨了兄弟 这才刚一个小时呢 Suck it up, bro! it's only been an hour! 318 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,120 我已经解开了俩扣 I have the first two hooks undone, 319 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,220 但是居然还有俩 But I still have two to go. 320 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,360 我觉得我的枕头美女都对我没性趣了 I feel my pillow girl losing interest. 321 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:40,600 你知道个啥? 起开吧 换我来 You know what? move over. my turn. 322 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,220 解开了！ I got it! 323 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,370 开什么玩笑！ Damn, son! 324 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,100 我把你解开的俩又扣上了 I just re-hooked the ones you undid. 325 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,220 她的胸比刚开始还大了 She's more bra'd up than when I started. 326 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,800 没一个人点我的辣酱牛肉 Not a single person ordered my chili. 327 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,200 马修安慰我说是因为今天外边太热了 Matthew tried to say it was because it was too hot outside, 328 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,870 但是 我们的蛤蜊汤居然卖空了 But meanwhile, we sold out of the clam chowder, 329 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:01,920 所以我知道不是这个原因 So I know it's not that. 330 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,890 听起来好像对你很重要 That sounds like it's very important to you. 331 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,700 埃文 今天过的怎么样? 跟我们讲讲吧 Evan, how was your day? take us up. 332 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:09,200 特别棒 我又开始朝着月度最佳学生努力了 Great! I'm back on track for student of the month. 333 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,830 我说服了法国社团 I convinced the French club to 334 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,270 开始排练悲惨世界 put on a product of Les Miz 335 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,700 排剧的钱可以从学生小菜园的利润里出 That we can pay for with my student garden profits. 336 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:17,100 而且我们还给舞蹈想出了个主题 Also, we came up with a theme for the dance -- 337 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,550 "阿拉伯之夜" "Arabian Nights". 338 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,500 而且莫妮克原谅我之前差点把她弄瞎了 And Monique has forgiven me for almost blinding her. 339 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:26,640 我还准备组织一场蛋糕义卖来帮助无家可归的人 Plus, I'm organizing a bake sale for the homeless... 340 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,650 而且我还跟丹歌好好进行了一番讨论 ...and I'm dealing with Deonte, 341 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,550 他居然不知道司康饼是松饼的一种 Who doesn't know a scone from a muffin... 342 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:33,720 你还好吗? Hey, are you okay? 343 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,650 塔米居然没听说过闪电泡芙 ...Tammy, who has never even heard of an eclair. 344 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,600 闪电泡芙就是…用泡芙面团... Eclairs are just... a choux pastry... 345 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,970 他在发恐慌症! 346 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,830 埃文！ Evan! 347 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,350 埃文 在你妈妈的假皮包里呼气 348 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,570 呼吸 呼吸 在包里呼吸 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe in there. 349 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620 放松 Just relax. 350 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,850 我不想引起更多的恐慌 351 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,370 我最喜欢的乳罩不见了 352 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:02,370 感觉怎么样了? How you feeling? 353 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,400 还好 Fine. 354 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,500 我不知道刚才是怎么了 I don't know what happened. 355 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,000 你休息一会儿就行 我很高兴你没事 You just rest. I'm glad you're okay. 356 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,220 他还好吗?! Is he okay?! 357 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,520 我觉得我逼他太紧了 I think I pushed him too hard. 358 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,370 你总是给他太多压力了 You've always pushed him hard. 359 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,850 就像学校的那个辅导员说的 埃文也开始逼他自己了 And like that counselor said at school, Evan pushes himself. 360 00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:16,120 好吧 那也没有怎么样啊? Well, then, what's changed? 361 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,470 为什么他忽然需要在 Why does he suddenly need to breathe 362 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,140 我的香奈儿真品包里吸气啊? Into my authentic Chanel purse? 363 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,520 或许咱们不应该这么早就让埃文结束蒂姆医生的治疗 Maybe we took him out of Dr. Tim's sessions too soon. 364 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,850 他才不是医生 顶多算个老师 He's not a doctor. He's a mister. 365 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,550 而且他才刚认识埃文五分钟 And he's only known evan for five minutes. 366 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,120 如果一个陌生人给我儿子的帮助比我还多 What kind of a mother am I 367 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,420 那我算是个什么妈妈啊 If a stranger can help my son better than I can? 368 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,820 你是个好妈妈 You're a great mother. 369 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:34,170 但是别人的帮一点忙也不是件坏事啊 But maybe a little extra help isn't a bad thing. 370 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,670 那心理治疗呢? But therapy? 371 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:39,300 你想花钱让我们的儿子跟一个陌生人诉苦吗? You want to pay to have our son whine to a stranger? 372 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,370 我认识的人里没一个接受过心理治疗 I don't know anyone who's ever done therapy. 373 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,440 我从来没有 我家族里也没有过 I never did, no one in my family ever did. 374 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,700 真的? 你难道不觉得你姐姐在接受心理治疗吗? Really? you think your sister's not in therapy? 375 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,500 那你觉得康妮每周二都是去哪啊? Where do you think connie goes every tuesday? 376 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,420 她说那是去参加烹饪课啊 She says she's taking cooking classes. 377 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,320 好吧 那她一定是跟心理医生一起去的 Well, if she is, it's with her therapist. 378 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:54,880 这是帮助咱们的孩子 不丢人的 Look, there is no shame in doing what's best for our kids. 379 00:14:59,170 --> 00:14:59,990 好吧 Fine. 380 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,600 我承认埃文跟你聊天是由好处 I will admit that evan could benefit from talking to you. 381 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,860 但是我需要你把他说的每句话都详细地向我报告 But I will need a detailed report on everything he says. 382 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,620 我们这可不这样 Still not how it works. 383 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,670 我跟我的心理医生什么都说 I tell my therapist everything, 384 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,330 但是他绝不会外传的 and nothing leaves thatroom 385 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,150 你还需要心理医生? You have a therapist? 386 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,940 就好像理发师还需要找其他理发师剪头发一样 That's like a barber going to a barber to get his haircut. 387 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,400 不然你认为理发师能给自己剪头发吗? Well, how do you think barbers get their hair cut? 388 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,120 你想跟我说什么吗? Is there anything you'd like to talk about? 389 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:26,850 没有 No. 390 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,600 我知道你肯定还是有话要说的 I can tell there's something you'd like to say. 391 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,920 我觉得我支持埃文 I thought I was being supportive 392 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,320 参选月度最佳学生时间好事 但是... About evan being student of the month, but... 393 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:39,620 我好像把他逼出恐慌症了 I think I pushed him into having a panic attack. 394 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,230 好吧 埃文是个很有上进心的男生 Well, evan is a very driven young man. 395 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,500 或许对待你的其他孩子 你需要踩油门 Maybe with your other sons you need to be the gas pedal, 396 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,650 但是对于埃文来说 刹车才是正道 But for evan, you need to be the brakes. 397 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:52,300 他总是不断挑战自己 想要做到最好 He's always challenged himself to be the best student, 398 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,500 而且他总有办法应对压力的啊 And he's always been able to handle the pressure. 399 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,570 对于跳级生来说 要克服的困难可不仅只有学习 Well, there's more to grade-skipping than just academics. 400 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,700 他们还会面临社交障碍 There's -- there's social hurdles that go along with it. 401 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,220 但是埃文跟年龄大的人相处的很好啊 But evan's always related well to older people. 402 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:06,280 他用铁拳政策领导着我们的业主委员会呢 He runs our neighborhood hoa with an iron fist. 403 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:08,390 他或许跟成年人相处的很好 He may be fine handling himself with adults, 404 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,570 但是他却跟同龄人很难相处 But he has a hard time relating to his new peers. 405 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,560 埃文是个很特别的孩子 Evan is a very special kid. 406 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,860 我会在他成功的道路上提供帮助的 I'm gonna give him the tools he needs to succeed. 407 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,370 我也是 Me too. 408 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,920 他是我们俩的最爱! He's both of our favorites! 409 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,400 原来纸巾是用来干这个的啊 That's what these are for. 410 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,770 我懂了 I get it now. 411 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,270 先生你的菜来了 路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛肉 Here you go, sir -- Louis Huang's five alarm chili. 412 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,550 我没点这个啊 I didn't order the chili. 413 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,420 既然我端来了呀 尝尝吧 Oh. but it's here now. Try it. 414 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,250 不用了谢谢 我在等我的蛤蜊汤 No, thanks. I'm waiting on the chowder. 415 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,350 让我尝尝吧 I'll try some chili. 416 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:47,430 路易斯·黄大名鼎鼎的番茄辣酱牛肉我早有耳闻 I heard about louis huang's famous five alarm chili 417 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:50,360 特意回到了生我养我的故土来品尝品尝 Back wherever I came from -- in my hometown city. 418 00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:56,370 好的... Well... 419 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,870 给你 疲惫的游子 ...here you go, weary traveler. 420 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,640 闻一下暖人心房 It smells heartwarming. 421 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,720 我都等不及要看看路易斯·黄在里面都放了什么 I can't wait to find out what Louis Huang put in here. 422 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,150 我就是路易斯·黄本人 I'm actually louis huang. 423 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,770 真的吗?!就菜单上那个? What?! from the menu? 424 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,870 正是在下 That's right. 425 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,580 哇 你可以尝出每一丝味道 Yep. you can taste each alarm. 426 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,190 里面有什么? What's in here? 427 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,820 很遗憾 我不能泄露我的独家配方 Unfortunately, I can't divulge my secret recipe. 428 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,190 我说认真的 里面到底放了啥? No, seriously, what is in this? 429 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,790 真的不能说 家族秘方 Again, family secret. 430 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,100 我的天啊 Oh, god. 431 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,970 糟了! 他恐慌症发作了！ Oh, no! He's having a panic attack! 432 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,570 谁有山寨香奈儿包包能让他在里面吸气? Who has a knock-off chanel purse he can breathe into? 433 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,470 这里有花椒吗? Are there szechuan peppercorns in here? 434 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,940 我对花椒过敏的 I'm allergic to szechuan peppercorns. 435 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,300 但花椒正是这碗辣酱牛肉的第四层风味! But that's the fourth alarm! 436 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,510 不过不用担心 No, don't worry. 437 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,170 我可以自己开车回家 I can drive myself home. 438 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,880 我没事的 No. I'll be fine. 439 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,150 马修! Oh! Matthew! 440 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,520 路易斯 你真应该来看看 You should see it, Louis. 441 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,470 美极了 It's beautiful. 442 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,600 我们马上要开到埃尔帕索了! Looks like we're rolling into El paso! 443 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:54,570 背景音乐正为前面提及的I'm too Sexy 444 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,870 马修! Matthew! 445 00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:57,160 马修! Matthew! 446 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,750 马修! 你能听到我说话吗?! Matthew, can you hear me?! 447 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,770 怎... 我晕过去过久了? W-- how long was I out? 448 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:04,200 对了 谁拿了极限运动会的冠军? Wait. who won the X games? 449 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,770 我不知道 谁拿了极限运动会的冠军? I don't know. Who won the X games? 450 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,280 我也不知道为什么我这么在乎 I don't know why this matters to me. 451 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,200 我又不认识这个女人 It's not like I know this woman, 452 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,550 但不知怎么地 我就是不爽她 But for some reason, she gets under my skin. 453 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,250 你和你丈夫合伙人的老婆似乎 It sounds like there's a lot to unpack here 454 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:19,850 有很多爱恨情仇 With your husband's partner's wife, 455 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,320 但我希望我们的谈话 But, uh, if we're going to talk, 456 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,290 还是以埃文为主 It really needs to be about Evan. 457 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:25,570 行吧 Okay. 458 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,430 埃文的咨询费用要多少呢? How much is counseling for Evan going to cost me? 459 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,530 我有AAA保险 可以打折吗? I do have aaa, if there's a discount. 460 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,470 没有费用 是免费的 There's no charge. It's free. 461 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,420 免费? Free? 462 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,670 对 免费 Yes -- free. 463 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,200 这是亚伯拉罕·林肯中学提供的一项服务 It's a service provided by Abraham Lincoln Middle School. 464 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:42,520 有什么想说的尽管说吧 免费的 Talk to him. It's free. 465 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,710 黄太太 尽管你觉得自己在这里很有帮助 As helpful as you think you're being, Mrs. Huang, 466 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,910 我还是得请你先暂时离开 I'm going to have to ask you to leave now. 467 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,870 好吧 我这就走 Okay, I'll go. 468 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,800 我会把我的香奈儿真品包包留在这里 I'm just gonna leave my authentic chanel purse 469 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,520 以防小偷 here for safekeeping. 470 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,170 呃... Uh... 471 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,570 麻烦你把录音机带走 I'm going to need you to take your tape recorder with you. 472 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,850 这样是违反规定的 而且机器也很吵 It's against the rules and very loud. 473 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:03,950 厉害啊 Nice. 474 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,500 埃文 你的这位老师真是个高手啊 Oh, Evan, you are in good hands with this man. 475 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,270 再见 Goodbye. 476 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,700 呃... Uh...uh... 477 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,150 别忘了把你的麦克风带走 You'll be needing your microphone, too. 478 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,700 对喔! Oh! 479 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,370 真厉害! 什么都逃不过你的眼睛! Oh! Doesn't miss a thing! 480 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,700 是不是装了儿童锁 Is there a child lock 481 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:24,800 还是别的什么保险装置我们没看到? Or some sort of safety switch we're not seeing? 482 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:25,420 我觉得 You know what? 483 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,250 原因不在于我们 It's not us. 484 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,770 而是这个枕头! It's the pillow! 485 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,660 我们需要比较... 符合人体结构的东西 We need something with more...structure. 486 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,530 为什么他们不用魔术贴呢? Why don't they make these with velcro? 487 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,360 我们得合作才行 Maybe we need to work together. 488 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,100 克劳斯夫人 帮帮我吧! Come on, Mrs. Claus. 489 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,250 女人是怎么自己就能脱胸罩的? How do women do this on themselves? 490 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:48,700 我也想不明白 但从此我对女性多了一层敬意 I don't know, but I got a new mad respect for the ladies. 491 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,970 这下我知道这周要和 Well, I know what I'll be talking about 492 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:55,670 蒂姆先生聊啥了 with Mr. Tim this week. 493 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,320 现在埃文和他的同龄人相处融洽多了 And Evan's relating more to his peers. 494 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,550 他现在甚至想着和莫妮克 He's even thinking of going 495 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,300 一起去看"婚礼歌手"呢 to see "the Wedding Singer" with Monique, 496 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:08,450 这对他来说真是很大的进步 多亏了心理治疗 which is big for him, and it's all thanks to therapy. 497 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,400 哇 你现在愿意... 跟别人谈论这件事了呀? Oh. So you're... telling people about that now? 498 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,770 真勇敢 So brave. 499 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,850 你能把事情都说出来 真是聪明之举 Smart of you to get out in front of that. 500 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:17,200 他正获得成功道路上所需的帮助 He's getting the tools he needs to succeed, 501 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,540 我非常支持 And I support that. 502 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,620 - 你知道还有谁也在做心理治疗吗? - 不知道 - You know who else is in therapy? - No. 503 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:25,470 奥普拉 简·方达 李·艾柯卡 詹姆斯·布朗 Oprah, Jane Fonda, Lee Iacocca, James Brown. 504 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,820 詹姆斯·布朗也有? 但他看起来挺正常的啊 Wait -- James brown? But he seems so together. 505 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,180 他只是嘴巴上说没事而已 Mm. He only says he feels good. 506 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:31,950 非常感谢你差点因以我命名的 Thank you for almost dying 507 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,400 辣酱牛肉而差点没命 for the chili that bears my name. 508 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:34,750 不好意思 我搞砸了 Sorry it was a bust. 509 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,200 我要一碗路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛肉 I'll take a bowl of the Louis Huang five alarm chili. 510 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,290 我没听错吧? Really? 511 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,500 听说他的辣酱超辣 It's supposed to be, like, super spicy. 512 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:42,920 超级变态辣 I mean, crazy spicy. 513 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,500 我身边的人都说想试试 I mean, so many people I know want to try it. 514 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,920 有人在谈论我的辣酱耶! People are talking about my chili! 515 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,700 现在谁是隐形人了? Who's invisible now? 516 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,840 听说 有只四眼弱鸡尝了一下就 Apparently, some four-eyed piece of cream cheese 517 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,600 辣得受不了 tried it and could not handle it. 518 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,240 最后被送到医院去了 They had to put him in the hospital. 519 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,500 我的辣酱牛肉总算要上路了! My chili's on the map! 520 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,800 我去那我的三角铃来 I'm gonna go get mytrgl bell. 521 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,700 四眼弱鸡? He is a cream cheese.