看到牧场主餐厅的两家合伙人能 Oh, it's beautiful to see the joining
聚到一起真是太好了 Of the two great houses of cattleman's ranch.
是啊 -- 黄氏一家和切斯内特家 Yeah -- the Huangs and the Chestnuts.
嗨 我都仿佛能看到信头的商标 Hey, I can see the stationery already.
一朵荷花 -- 还有一个栗子 It's a lotus flower and -- well, a chestnut.
所以 就这样 -- 没有通知 毫无防备 So, that was it -- no notice, no nothing.
我们要马上收拾东西就搬家 We just had to pick up and move.
但是我们已经习惯了 But we're used to uprooting our lives
肯尼·罗杰斯的一时兴起就搬来搬去了 At the whim of kenny rogers.
我懂你 我们搬家也很难的 I get it. Our move was hard, too.
而且我们家是整个街区唯一一家亚洲人 And we were the only asian family in the neighborhood.
我超级理解你 I so get that.
我是我们街区唯一一家后期圣徒 We're the only latter-day saints on our block.
同病相怜 我婆婆还坐轮椅 I hear you. My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair.
彼此彼此 我还得过骨髓灰质炎呢 I hear that. I survived polio.
你们知道怎么解胸罩吗? You guys know how to take off a bra?
溜了溜了 Goodbye.
我会 'cause I do.
前开 后开 还有运动型的 手到罩开 Front, back, and sports.
我也是 我 我解胸罩也超厉害的 Me too. I-I've got mad bra game.
是啊 我也有过... 类似的经历 Yes. I, too, have... bra experience.
我很少能跟我父亲联系 I barely speak to my father.
我的父亲去世了 My father's dead.
- 该死 - 我知道很惨 - Damn it. - I know.
唯一支撑我走下去的动力就是我的儿子 The only reason I have the strength to go on is my son.
对吼 Right.
好像他是林肯中学史上 Because he's the only grade-skipper
唯一一个跳级生 In the history of Abraham Lincoln Middle School.
哟 等等 Oh, wait.
原来是我的儿子 That's my son.
抱歉啊 Sorry.
还是我最小的儿子 My youngest son.
我有三个娃 I have three.
我知道你只有一个 I know you only have the one.
他做家务可拿手了 Well, he's very handy around the house.
我们家所有的灯泡都是他换的 He changes all the light bulbs.
还有在墙上钉钉子什么的也是他做 O-our fixtures are on the walls,
他...他就是在示范这个 and t-that's what his doing
那是 Mm.
看看她们 聊的多开心啊 Oh, look at them, hitting it off.
咱俩早就应该聚聚的 Why didn't we do this earlier?
要不咱们两家一起来趟公路旅行 Hey, should we take a joint family road trip
到大峡谷玩玩? To the grand canyon?
嗨翻全车混音磁带就包在我身上 I'll make us a mixtape for the drive.
好啊 Yeah.
初来乍到 第4季 第15集
拯救鲸鱼! Save the whales!
我喜欢鲸鱼 I love whales,
但是签个请愿书又怎么能救呢? But how is signing a petition going to help?
是啊 他们能寄到哪呢-- 大海吗? Yeah, where are they gonna mail it -- the ocean?
哈 Ha.
怎么了? 恋童癖吗? What is it? A pedophile?
我的孩子是 林肯高中 月度最佳学生
什么鬼?! The hell?!
你解释一下 Explain yourself.
就那一次 One time!
我..我就觉得好玩打扮了一次 I-I thought it'd be fun to dress up one time.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
我刚刚还以为你们跟踪我去了迈阿密 For a second, I thought you followed me to Miami.
这究竟是怎么回事? What is the meaning of this?
这是我们最近推广的 It's a new positive-reinforcement program
正能量强化项目 we just started.
它每个月奖励一名学生 It rewards one student every month.
现在是一月份 所以只有一名获奖者 It's January, so there's only been one recipient --
史黛西·库珀 Stacy cooper.
史黛西·库珀?! Stacy cooper?!
她考试就得了个良 而且午饭还吃两顿 She's a "B" student and takes two lunches.
埃文 评选不仅仅看成绩 It's about more than just grades, Evan.
而是要看全面发展 It's also who's the most well-rounded
还有校园活动的参与度 And engaged in our school community.
史黛西说服了啦啦队 Stacy got the cheerleaders
给女子运动加油了 To start cheering for girl sports.
懂了 我有的要忙活了 I see I've got some work to do.
妈妈 车里头脑风暴一下? Mommy, brainstorm in the car?
对了 我也看不惯你请了个男秘书 Oh, and I also don't like how your new secretary is a man.
哦 问一下 Oh, excuse me.
肯尼·罗杰斯今天会来吗? Is kenny rogers coming in today?
我们想和他合个影 We want to take a picture with him.
他今天不会来 No, he isn't,
但是你们可以和我合影 But you can take a picture with me.
实际上 是我创办的这家餐厅 I actually started cattleman's.
哦 Oh.
还是不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我们就买一顶肯尼帽子或者领带或者吉他拨片留个纪念就行 We'll just buy a Kenny hat or a bolo tie or a guitar pick.
抱歉 我们不销售那些 We actually don't sell any of that.
那我来这个垃圾堆做什么? Then what am I even doing in this hellhole?!
走吧 詹姆斯! Come on, James!
我早就说过咱们应该事先打个电话的! I told you we should've called ahead!
我爱死这个野牛肉汉堡的口感了 I'm loving the mouthfeel of this bison burger.
嫩滑多汁 So juicy.
我听说肯尼创作这道菜的时候 I heard Kenny created it to nurse
是为了照顾他生病的老母亲 his sick mother back to health.
我才是把野牛堡加进菜谱的人 I put bison on the menu,
我就把话摆在这 当时的纠结不是你们三言两语能体会到的 And let me tell you, it was an uphill battle.
我听说肯尼徒手就把那头牛掐死了 I hear Kenny strangled that bear with his own hands.
如果我是你 我就会把保险杠擦得锃亮 If I were you, I'd wash your bumper.
你知道我不喜欢夸孩子 You know I'm not one to compliment children,
但这是个好主意 But that's a good idea.
月度最佳学生 我来了 Student of the month, here I come.
法语俱乐部
请递给我长棍面包好吗?
"热裤"用法语怎么说? How do you say "Booty Shorts" in French?
你看见杰奎琳了吗?
在法国是叫"法式深吻"吗? Is it called "French Kissing" over there?
还是说叫"老家接吻"? Or "Home Kissing"?
真的没有人在乎杰奎琳在哪吗? Doesn't anyone care where Jacqueline is?
学生园艺社
你们周六去莎拉的生日趴吗? Are you guys going to Sara's birthday party on Saturday?
圣女果是很不错的派对零食哦 Cherry tomatoes make a good party snack.
来我的学生园艺社报名吧 Sign up for my new student garden program.
为什么你的玉米上全是毛? Why is your corn hairy?
因为我还没有剥好啊 Because I haven't shucked it yet.
真正的玉米本来就不是罐装的颗粒状 Real corn is not niblets in a can.
很抱歉一个常识就把你吓成这样! Sorry to blow your mind!
学校舞蹈社
你觉得"难忘今宵"这个主题怎么样? What do you think of the theme "A Night to Remember"?
你们昨晚看了"恋爱时代"吗? Did you guys see what Pacey did to Joey
Dawson's Creek(恋爱时代): 1998年美国上映电视剧,被誉为"美国青少年成长教科书"
佩西亲了乔伊诶 last night on "Dawson's"?
咱们都在这儿两个小时了 We've been here for two hours,
可是连春季嘉年华的主题都没想好 And we still don't have a theme for the Spring Fling.
我只希望在舞会上有人能像道森亲吻 I only hope a boy kisses me at the dance
乔伊那样亲我 Like Dawson kissed Joey.
如果你们再不着手准备 舞会就没戏了 There won't be a dance if we don't plan one.
- 我站道森! - 我站乔伊! - I'm so team Dawson! - I'm so team Pacey!
我请你们闭嘴! I'm team shut up!
我的眼睛! My eyes!
莫妮克 你的眼睛! Monique, your eyes!
嗨 Hey!
记得在晚饭的时候 So, remember at dinner,
我告诉麦克斯我会解胸罩吗? When I told Max I knew how to unhook a bra?
我撒谎了 我不会 I lied. I don't.
我也不会 I don't, either.
你看出我撒谎了? Could you tell I was lying?
对啊 Yes.
咱们得想个办法 We need to figure this out.
麦克斯和我同级 Max is in my grade,
但他都已经是解过40几个胸罩的老手了 And he's already taken off like 40 bras.
咱们只要找一个 然后练习就可以了 We just need to find a bra and practice.
能有多难呢? How hard could it be?
那咱们去哪找胸罩啊? Where are we gonna find a bra?
奶奶怎么把胸罩挂到这么高的? How does grandma get her bras up there?
哦 原来这个是这么用的 Oh. that's what that's for.
我很抱歉我发了脾气 I'm sorry I lost my temper
然后把那些亮片扔到那些女孩身上 And threw glitter at those girls.
不会再发生了 It won't happen again.
很高兴听到这些 Well, that is good to hear.
但我不需要心理咨询 But I don't need counseling.
不要把这个想成咨询 埃文 Don't think of this as counseling, evan.
就当是在聊天 Think of this as talking.
记住 这是个安全空间 This is a safe space, okay,
在这里你可以尽情的撒亮片... Where we can throw glitter at each other --
只不过是用嘴巴 Verbally.
蒂姆先生... 如果你想帮助谁 Mr. Tim... if you need someone to help,
跟我们班里的这位女生聊聊 Talk to the girl in my class
她用口气清新剂来喷火 Who turns her breath spray into a flamethrower.
我们可以讨论贝基 -- Ohh! we can discuss Becky --
不管是哪个学生 -- 待会再说 I mean, whichever student that is -- later.
但那些舞蹈社的女孩呢? But how about those girls on the dance committee?
我都说了那只是个意外 I already said it was an accident.
那你为什么还是失控了呢? Well, why do you think you reacted that way?
因为她们又蠢又不专心! Because they're so stupid and unfocused!
让我觉得压力很大 要受不了了! And it made me feel so stressed and overwhelmed!
哇哦 Whoa.
像那样大声喊出来 感觉还挺好的呢 Saying that out loud actually felt pretty good.
恭喜你上道了 埃文 Welcome to the process, evan.
嘿兄弟 我刚才正研究咱们公路旅行的混音带呢 Hey, buddy. Just working on our road trip mixtape.
我知道这首歌有点争议 但我还是忍不住 I know this is controversial -- hear me out.
就这首 "我超性感" "I'm too sexy".
想象一下我们开了一晚夜车 We've been driving all night,
沿途一马平川 周围空无一物 Flat for miles, nothing to look at.
然后 嘭! Right Said Fred这首歌放出来 Then boom! Right Said Fred.
我们悠悠慢慢开到埃尔帕索 音乐正好躁起来! Just as we ease into El paso, we blast it!
挺好的 但是我能跟你说点事吗? Love it. um, can I talk to you about something?
当然可以了 Oh. Yeah, sure.
无论我走到餐厅哪 大家都在讨论肯尼·罗杰斯 Everywhere I turn, people are talking about Kenny Rogers.
但说实话 这明明是我自己的餐厅 To be honest, I'm feeling a little invisible
- 但有一点被忽略的感觉 - 不太妙啊 - In my own restaurant. - Oh, no.
我刚才正看着菜单 然后我就想到了 I was looking at the menu, and it got me thinking --
迈克尔·波顿的布朗尼炸弹到现在还热卖 Michael Bolton's Brownie Bomb is still on there.
我也想以我的名字命名菜单 I want my name on a menu item.
我想把路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛排加到菜单上 I want to put Louis Huang's five alarm chili on the menu.
我不得不选择... I'm...going to have to agree to...
同意你 Agree with you.
哎 Ohhh.
他让我想起以前的一个老板 He reminds me of an old boss I had.
哎呦 冤家来了 Oh, boy.
杰西卡! Jessica!
真高兴见到你 So nice to see you.
你好 艾米 Hello, amy.
是我更高兴见到你 It's so nice to see you.
那天的晚餐真是太棒了 Dinner was so fun the other night.
简直太棒了! So fun!
我们必须得再聚一次 We must do it again.
绝对的 Absolutely.
我愿为大家做一顿传统台湾菜 I would love to cook you a traditional Taiwanese meal.
哪敢麻烦你! Nonsense!
我要当场烹饪一顿传统孟加拉风味佳肴 I would like to whip up a traditional Bengalese meal.
你不是说你是坦帕人来着(佛罗里达州西岸城市) You said you were from Tampa.
但是我的心是属于孟加拉的 我在那儿出差 My heart is Bengali. I did my mission there.
虽然事做得不咋样 但是吃的可是不一般呢 It didn't go so well, but the food was unbelievable.
呵呵 Mm.
埃文 你有告诉栗子太太 Evan, did you tell Mrs. chestnut
你被评为月度最佳学生的事吗? About being up for student of the month?
嗯 我是想和你说这事来着 Oh. I wanted to talk to you about that.
我是很想听一下啦 但是我快迟到了 And I would love to hear about it, but I'm late --
我要去献血 To give blood.
蒂姆先生和我都觉得 Mr. Tim and I think it's best to push "pause"
我应该暂停月度最佳学生的评选 On student of the month.
哈? 等一下 谁是蒂姆先生? What? wait. Who's Mr. Tim?
我学校的辅导员 My school counselor.
我每周见他一次 学习管理我的压力水平 I'm seeing him once a week to manage my stress levels.
辅导员? Counselor?
那就是学校里"治疗师"的意思 Ohhh. that's a school word for "therapist".
呃哦 Aww.
他好像是你三个孩子里最优秀的对吧? And he was supposed to be the best of your three, right?
你东西掉了 You dropped something.
龙的呼吸 Dragon breath.
我可没答应你们这么干! I did not give consent!
抱歉 您说什么? I'm sorry?
又没有表格 我什么都没填写确认 There was no form. I filled out nothing.
你不能就这么辅导治疗我儿子 You can't just counselor-therapy my son.
别用你巫医手指头碰我儿子的大脑 Keep your witch doctor fingers out of Evan's brain.
贝基 很抱歉我们今天只能到这了 Becky, i'm sorry to cut our time short,
我要和这位女士谈谈 But I need to talk to this lady.
记住控制好自己 不要老是想着烧东西 Remember to fight the urge to light things on fire.
好的 Okay.
你催眠了我儿子 You hypnotized my son.
他都走在月度最佳学生的康庄大道上了 He was on track to be student of the month,
然后你把怀表掏出来在他眼前瞎晃了晃 And you waved your pocket watch in front of his face,
现在他不想当先进了 And now he's not.
黄太太 埃文不想当有度最佳学生 Mrs. Huang, Evan came to his own conclusion
是他自己的决定 about student of the month.
毕竟一学年总共有九个月呢 There are nine months in the school year, after all.
从一开始就一路这么顺下去就没意思了 His narrative doesn't have to be so linear.
哈 又开始说鬼话了 Ugh. Again with the hippie talk.
你知道 有的时候 You know, sometimes,
家长会把自己的志向和孩子的意愿混淆 Parents confuse their own ambition for their child's.
这可不是一码事 That's not what this is.
我还有个儿子没点出息 我知道是啥样 I have a son with no ambition. I know what that looks like.
好的 总算系好了 Okay. Got it on the pillow.
我们休息一下吧 We should take a break.
埃文一直都是自我鞭策的 Evan has always pushed himself.
他不需要像你这样的人来指导他 He doesn't need people like you telling him what to do.
我不是指导他 Oh, I don't tell him what to do.
我只是提供了一个不给予任何评论的安全空间 I provide a safe, judgment-free space
来让埃文讲出他的感受 for evan to share his feelings.
他的反应也还不错 He seems to be responding very well.
别表现得像你比我还了解我儿子 Don't act like you know my son better than I do.
我的工作不是去了解埃文 Oh, it's not my job to know Evan.
我的工作是帮助埃文去了解他自己 It's my job to help Evan know Evan.
行了 蒂姆先生 谈话结束了 Okay, mr. Tim, this is over.
如果有人要和我儿子对话 那一定是我本人! If anyone's going to talk to my son, it's me!
把他交给你这种直接让孩子 I'm not entrusting him to some fake doctor
称名道姓山寨大夫我才不放心! Who lets kids call him by his first name!
我的全名其实是理查德·蒂姆 My name is actually Richard Tim.
呕 Ugh!
下午好 Good afternoon.
我是路易斯·黄 路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛排的创造者 I'm Louis Huang, creator of Louis Huang's five alarm chili,
大家在菜单的左边就能看到 Which you'll find on the left-hand corner of your menus.
来四碗吗? Four bowls?
不是很想吃辣椒呢 Mm...not really in the mood for chili.
外边都31度了 It's like 89 degrees outside.
那可是差一点就拿奖的菜啊 It, uh, almost won an award, you know.
你们卖法式三明治吗? Do you guys do po' boys?
没有哦 No, we don't.
行吧 Okay, um...
真的 我从来没这样过 但请你们点一下辣酱牛排吧 Look, I never do this, but order the chili.
行吗? 就试一下那个 Alright? Just order it.
点了之后可能会有小小的惊喜表演哦 There might be a little pageantry if you do.
我们不想吃辣的 We don't want chili.
这道菜白送 行不? 就当顾客试餐 Free chili, alright? Sample it.
免费四碗 餐勺齐全 包您满意 Free bowl for the table, four spoons, four smiles.
我们还是离开好了 We're gonna go.
别这样啊 Oh, come on.
哎呦 兄弟啊 Ohhhhhh, bud.
别因为这个受打击 Don't let this get you down.
只要有一个人接受推荐 All it takes is one person to say "Yes",
之后的客流量就会源源不断 And then those floodgates will open --
就像威力·旺卡的巧克力河一样 只不过你的是辣酱河 Like Willy Wonka's chocolate river, except with chili
坐的是勺子船 一路航行通向目标 And you riding a spoon boat on the way to your goals.
埃文 你好 Hello, evan.
我刚和蒂姆先生聊过了 I spoke with Mr. Tim.
他推荐我们做家庭辅导治疗 He encouraged us to do home-counseling therapy.
你可以跟我聊天 就像跟他一样轻松自如 不必拘束 You could talk to me the same way you talk to him --
直接点 妈妈与儿子之间不必隐瞒 Directly, like mother and son.
- 好啊 - 那你开始吧 - Okay. - Start.
我能先坐下吗? Can I sit down?
你当然可以坐下 Yes, you can sit down.
那开始吧 And begin.
你今天感觉怎么样? 正常还是不正常? How are you feeling today -- not normal or normal?
我觉得我挺正常的? I...think I'm normal?
好的 看起来奏效了 Good. this is working.
现在我要给你看个东西 Now I'm gonna show you something,
然后告诉我你的感受 And you tell me how it makes you feel.
你哪儿弄来的? Where'd you get that?
库珀家的车上有太多贴纸了 The Coopers have too many bumper stickers on their car.
少这一个他们不会发现的 They won't miss it.
蒂姆老师说你不想当月度最佳学生了 Mr. Tim said you don't want this anymore.
并不是我不想当 It's not that I don't want it,
只是蒂姆老师跟我都一致认为 But Mr. Tim and I agree
不一定现在就要当 That it doesn't need to be right now.
现在当跟以后当有区别吗? What's the difference between now and later?
如果你以后也要努力的话 If you're gonna put in the effort later,
为什么不从现在就开始努力呢? Why not put in the effort now?
好吧 我觉得你说的也挺有道理的 Yeah. I guess that kind of makes sense.
想想你的人生规划 Think about your life plan.
你还想当医生/总统吗? You still want to be doctor/president?
当然想了 Yes. Of course.
但是如果你一直明日复明日的话 Oh, you're not gonna become doctor/president
你可当不上啊 By doing tomorrow what you could do today.
你说的对 You're right.
谢谢你帮我斩掉前进路上的荆棘 Thank you for chopping down that tree
好让我能清晰的看到森林 So I can see the forest clearly.
我的斧头就是满满对你的爱啊 My ax is love.
我的手都开始抽筋了 My hand is starting to cramp.
别抱怨了兄弟 这才刚一个小时呢 Suck it up, bro! it's only been an hour!
我已经解开了俩扣 I have the first two hooks undone,
但是居然还有俩 But I still have two to go.
我觉得我的枕头美女都对我没性趣了 I feel my pillow girl losing interest.
你知道个啥? 起开吧 换我来 You know what? move over. my turn.
解开了！ I got it!
开什么玩笑！ Damn, son!
我把你解开的俩又扣上了 I just re-hooked the ones you undid.
她的胸比刚开始还大了 She's more bra'd up than when I started.
没一个人点我的辣酱牛肉 Not a single person ordered my chili.
马修安慰我说是因为今天外边太热了 Matthew tried to say it was because it was too hot outside,
但是 我们的蛤蜊汤居然卖空了 But meanwhile, we sold out of the clam chowder,
所以我知道不是这个原因 So I know it's not that.
听起来好像对你很重要 That sounds like it's very important to you.
埃文 今天过的怎么样? 跟我们讲讲吧 Evan, how was your day? take us up.
特别棒 我又开始朝着月度最佳学生努力了 Great! I'm back on track for student of the month.
我说服了法国社团 I convinced the French club to
开始排练悲惨世界 put on a product of Les Miz
排剧的钱可以从学生小菜园的利润里出 That we can pay for with my student garden profits.
而且我们还给舞蹈想出了个主题 Also, we came up with a theme for the dance --
"阿拉伯之夜" "Arabian Nights".
而且莫妮克原谅我之前差点把她弄瞎了 And Monique has forgiven me for almost blinding her.
我还准备组织一场蛋糕义卖来帮助无家可归的人 Plus, I'm organizing a bake sale for the homeless...
而且我还跟丹歌好好进行了一番讨论 ...and I'm dealing with Deonte,
他居然不知道司康饼是松饼的一种 Who doesn't know a scone from a muffin...
你还好吗? Hey, are you okay?
塔米居然没听说过闪电泡芙 ...Tammy, who has never even heard of an eclair.
闪电泡芙就是…用泡芙面团... Eclairs are just... a choux pastry...
他在发恐慌症!
埃文！ Evan!
埃文 在你妈妈的假皮包里呼气
呼吸 呼吸 在包里呼吸 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe in there.
放松 Just relax.
我不想引起更多的恐慌
我最喜欢的乳罩不见了
感觉怎么样了? How you feeling?
还好 Fine.
我不知道刚才是怎么了 I don't know what happened.
你休息一会儿就行 我很高兴你没事 You just rest. I'm glad you're okay.
他还好吗?! Is he okay?!
我觉得我逼他太紧了 I think I pushed him too hard.
你总是给他太多压力了 You've always pushed him hard.
就像学校的那个辅导员说的 埃文也开始逼他自己了 And like that counselor said at school, Evan pushes himself.
好吧 那也没有怎么样啊? Well, then, what's changed?
为什么他忽然需要在 Why does he suddenly need to breathe
我的香奈儿真品包里吸气啊? Into my authentic Chanel purse?
或许咱们不应该这么早就让埃文结束蒂姆医生的治疗 Maybe we took him out of Dr. Tim's sessions too soon.
他才不是医生 顶多算个老师 He's not a doctor. He's a mister.
而且他才刚认识埃文五分钟 And he's only known evan for five minutes.
如果一个陌生人给我儿子的帮助比我还多 What kind of a mother am I
那我算是个什么妈妈啊 If a stranger can help my son better than I can?
你是个好妈妈 You're a great mother.
但是别人的帮一点忙也不是件坏事啊 But maybe a little extra help isn't a bad thing.
那心理治疗呢? But therapy?
你想花钱让我们的儿子跟一个陌生人诉苦吗? You want to pay to have our son whine to a stranger?
我认识的人里没一个接受过心理治疗 I don't know anyone who's ever done therapy.
我从来没有 我家族里也没有过 I never did, no one in my family ever did.
真的? 你难道不觉得你姐姐在接受心理治疗吗? Really? you think your sister's not in therapy?
那你觉得康妮每周二都是去哪啊? Where do you think connie goes every tuesday?
她说那是去参加烹饪课啊 She says she's taking cooking classes.
好吧 那她一定是跟心理医生一起去的 Well, if she is, it's with her therapist.
这是帮助咱们的孩子 不丢人的 Look, there is no shame in doing what's best for our kids.
好吧 Fine.
我承认埃文跟你聊天是由好处 I will admit that evan could benefit from talking to you.
但是我需要你把他说的每句话都详细地向我报告 But I will need a detailed report on everything he says.
我们这可不这样 Still not how it works.
我跟我的心理医生什么都说 I tell my therapist everything,
但是他绝不会外传的 and nothing leaves thatroom
你还需要心理医生? You have a therapist?
就好像理发师还需要找其他理发师剪头发一样 That's like a barber going to a barber to get his haircut.
不然你认为理发师能给自己剪头发吗? Well, how do you think barbers get their hair cut?
你想跟我说什么吗? Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
没有 No.
我知道你肯定还是有话要说的 I can tell there's something you'd like to say.
我觉得我支持埃文 I thought I was being supportive
参选月度最佳学生时间好事 但是... About evan being student of the month, but...
我好像把他逼出恐慌症了 I think I pushed him into having a panic attack.
好吧 埃文是个很有上进心的男生 Well, evan is a very driven young man.
或许对待你的其他孩子 你需要踩油门 Maybe with your other sons you need to be the gas pedal,
但是对于埃文来说 刹车才是正道 But for evan, you need to be the brakes.
他总是不断挑战自己 想要做到最好 He's always challenged himself to be the best student,
而且他总有办法应对压力的啊 And he's always been able to handle the pressure.
对于跳级生来说 要克服的困难可不仅只有学习 Well, there's more to grade-skipping than just academics.
他们还会面临社交障碍 There's -- there's social hurdles that go along with it.
但是埃文跟年龄大的人相处的很好啊 But evan's always related well to older people.
他用铁拳政策领导着我们的业主委员会呢 He runs our neighborhood hoa with an iron fist.
他或许跟成年人相处的很好 He may be fine handling himself with adults,
但是他却跟同龄人很难相处 But he has a hard time relating to his new peers.
埃文是个很特别的孩子 Evan is a very special kid.
我会在他成功的道路上提供帮助的 I'm gonna give him the tools he needs to succeed.
我也是 Me too.
他是我们俩的最爱! He's both of our favorites!
原来纸巾是用来干这个的啊 That's what these are for.
我懂了 I get it now.
先生你的菜来了 路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛肉 Here you go, sir -- Louis Huang's five alarm chili.
我没点这个啊 I didn't order the chili.
既然我端来了呀 尝尝吧 Oh. but it's here now. Try it.
不用了谢谢 我在等我的蛤蜊汤 No, thanks. I'm waiting on the chowder.
让我尝尝吧 I'll try some chili.
路易斯·黄大名鼎鼎的番茄辣酱牛肉我早有耳闻 I heard about louis huang's famous five alarm chili
特意回到了生我养我的故土来品尝品尝 Back wherever I came from -- in my hometown city.
好的... Well...
给你 疲惫的游子 ...here you go, weary traveler.
闻一下暖人心房 It smells heartwarming.
我都等不及要看看路易斯·黄在里面都放了什么 I can't wait to find out what Louis Huang put in here.
我就是路易斯·黄本人 I'm actually louis huang.
真的吗?!就菜单上那个? What?! from the menu?
正是在下 That's right.
哇 你可以尝出每一丝味道 Yep. you can taste each alarm.
里面有什么? What's in here?
很遗憾 我不能泄露我的独家配方 Unfortunately, I can't divulge my secret recipe.
我说认真的 里面到底放了啥? No, seriously, what is in this?
真的不能说 家族秘方 Again, family secret.
我的天啊 Oh, god.
糟了! 他恐慌症发作了！ Oh, no! He's having a panic attack!
谁有山寨香奈儿包包能让他在里面吸气? Who has a knock-off chanel purse he can breathe into?
这里有花椒吗? Are there szechuan peppercorns in here?
我对花椒过敏的 I'm allergic to szechuan peppercorns.
但花椒正是这碗辣酱牛肉的第四层风味! But that's the fourth alarm!
不过不用担心 No, don't worry.
我可以自己开车回家 I can drive myself home.
我没事的 No. I'll be fine.
马修! Oh! Matthew!
路易斯 你真应该来看看 You should see it, Louis.
美极了 It's beautiful.
我们马上要开到埃尔帕索了! Looks like we're rolling into El paso!
背景音乐正为前面提及的I'm too Sexy
马修! Matthew!
马修! 你能听到我说话吗?! Matthew, can you hear me?!
怎... 我晕过去过久了? W-- how long was I out?
对了 谁拿了极限运动会的冠军? Wait. who won the X games?
我不知道 谁拿了极限运动会的冠军? I don't know. Who won the X games?
我也不知道为什么我这么在乎 I don't know why this matters to me.
我又不认识这个女人 It's not like I know this woman,
但不知怎么地 我就是不爽她 But for some reason, she gets under my skin.
你和你丈夫合伙人的老婆似乎 It sounds like there's a lot to unpack here
有很多爱恨情仇 With your husband's partner's wife,
但我希望我们的谈话 But, uh, if we're going to talk,
还是以埃文为主 It really needs to be about Evan.
行吧 Okay.
埃文的咨询费用要多少呢? How much is counseling for Evan going to cost me?
我有AAA保险 可以打折吗? I do have aaa, if there's a discount.
没有费用 是免费的 There's no charge. It's free.
免费? Free?
对 免费 Yes -- free.
这是亚伯拉罕·林肯中学提供的一项服务 It's a service provided by Abraham Lincoln Middle School.
有什么想说的尽管说吧 免费的 Talk to him. It's free.
黄太太 尽管你觉得自己在这里很有帮助 As helpful as you think you're being, Mrs. Huang,
我还是得请你先暂时离开 I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
好吧 我这就走 Okay, I'll go.
我会把我的香奈儿真品包包留在这里 I'm just gonna leave my authentic chanel purse
以防小偷 here for safekeeping.
呃... Uh...
麻烦你把录音机带走 I'm going to need you to take your tape recorder with you.
这样是违反规定的 而且机器也很吵 It's against the rules and very loud.
厉害啊 Nice.
埃文 你的这位老师真是个高手啊 Oh, Evan, you are in good hands with this man.
再见 Goodbye.
呃... Uh...uh...
别忘了把你的麦克风带走 You'll be needing your microphone, too.
对喔! Oh!
真厉害! 什么都逃不过你的眼睛! Oh! Doesn't miss a thing!
是不是装了儿童锁 Is there a child lock
还是别的什么保险装置我们没看到? Or some sort of safety switch we're not seeing?
我觉得 You know what?
原因不在于我们 It's not us.
而是这个枕头! It's the pillow!
我们需要比较... 符合人体结构的东西 We need something with more...structure.
为什么他们不用魔术贴呢? Why don't they make these with velcro?
我们得合作才行 Maybe we need to work together.
克劳斯夫人 帮帮我吧! Come on, Mrs. Claus.
女人是怎么自己就能脱胸罩的? How do women do this on themselves?
我也想不明白 但从此我对女性多了一层敬意 I don't know, but I got a new mad respect for the ladies.
这下我知道这周要和 Well, I know what I'll be talking about
蒂姆先生聊啥了 with Mr. Tim this week.
现在埃文和他的同龄人相处融洽多了 And Evan's relating more to his peers.
他现在甚至想着和莫妮克 He's even thinking of going
一起去看"婚礼歌手"呢 to see "the Wedding Singer" with Monique,
这对他来说真是很大的进步 多亏了心理治疗 which is big for him, and it's all thanks to therapy.
哇 你现在愿意... 跟别人谈论这件事了呀? Oh. So you're... telling people about that now?
真勇敢 So brave.
你能把事情都说出来 真是聪明之举 Smart of you to get out in front of that.
他正获得成功道路上所需的帮助 He's getting the tools he needs to succeed,
我非常支持 And I support that.
- 你知道还有谁也在做心理治疗吗? - 不知道 - You know who else is in therapy? - No.
奥普拉 简·方达 李·艾柯卡 詹姆斯·布朗 Oprah, Jane Fonda, Lee Iacocca, James Brown.
詹姆斯·布朗也有? 但他看起来挺正常的啊 Wait -- James brown? But he seems so together.
他只是嘴巴上说没事而已 Mm. He only says he feels good.
非常感谢你差点因以我命名的 Thank you for almost dying
辣酱牛肉而差点没命 for the chili that bears my name.
不好意思 我搞砸了 Sorry it was a bust.
我要一碗路易斯·黄番茄辣酱牛肉 I'll take a bowl of the Louis Huang five alarm chili.
我没听错吧? Really?
听说他的辣酱超辣 It's supposed to be, like, super spicy.
超级变态辣 I mean, crazy spicy.
我身边的人都说想试试 I mean, so many people I know want to try it.
有人在谈论我的辣酱耶! People are talking about my chili!
现在谁是隐形人了? Who's invisible now?
听说 有只四眼弱鸡尝了一下就 Apparently, some four-eyed piece of cream cheese
辣得受不了 tried it and could not handle it.
最后被送到医院去了 They had to put him in the hospital.
我的辣酱牛肉总算要上路了! My chili's on the map!
我去那我的三角铃来 I'm gonna go get mytrgl bell.
四眼弱鸡? He is a cream cheese.