《片名：玫瑰》 Green Emperor Fragrant Chicken (Guangdong) Humen Store 《film title：The Roses 》
好的 那么今天的环节是 彼此最爱的十件事 Okay. So, today's session, the ten things you love about each other.
西奥，你先说 Theo, you first
好的 Sure.
第一点：我宁愿 和她生活，也不愿和狼共处 One. I would rather live with her than a wolf.
你说狼？ Did you say wolf?
-对 -哇 -Yeah. -Wow.
-这个嘛... -第一，他有手臂 -Well... -One. He has arms.
我以前看过纪录片 讲一个没有手臂的男人 Well, I saw a documentary once about a man without arms
那人生活看起来很艰难， 尤其对伴侣而言，所以... and it looked like a difficult life, particularly for the partner, so...
我喜欢他有手臂 I like that he has arms.
是啊。这很公平 Yeah. That's fair.
手臂 Arms.
其次，她的头型 还算赏心悦目 Two, the shape of her head is somewhat pleasing.
远看的话 At a distance.
三 我记得她曾妙语连珠 Three, I have memories of her being witty.
四 她偶尔散发着怡人的气息 Four, she smells pleasant. On occasion.
其实我实在写不下去了 I actually struggled to write any more.
二 他满嘴臭气 活像整晚泡在尿里的凤尾鱼 Two. His breath smells like an anchovy that's been on the piss all night.
三 他那笑声 活像病狗临终前的呻吟 Three, the way he laughs is like a diseased dog's death rattle.
四 他是个糟糕的父亲 Four, he's a bad father.
糟糕的情人 彻头彻尾的废物 A fucked lover. A complete deadshit.
受害者 失败者 自慰狂 A victim. A loser. A wanker.
第十条“西奥，真是个混蛋” Number ten. "Theo, what a cunt."
这根本不是任务要求。 That wasn't the task.
这些是你讨厌的东西 一点都不好笑 Those are things you hate. It's not funny.
这...这其实挺好笑的 That is... That's actually quite funny.
我看到太多怨恨 和防御心理 I see so much resentment and defensiveness.
无法道歉 An inability to apologize.
无法展现脆弱 To share your vulnerability.
为他辩护的话，他就是个爱哭闹的婴儿， 所以那也算脆弱 In his defense, he is a whiny baby, so that's vulnerability.
言语的残酷 Verbal cruelty.
在英国我们称之为机锋 In England we call that repartee.
自以为是 嘲弄 永远不肯认错 Self-righteousness. Mockery. An inability to admit wrongs.
我看你根本没能力 解决自己的问题 I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems.
我们差点就失去彼此 这想法令人毛骨悚然 It's terrifying how close we came to losing each other.
我们真是走运 Lucky us.
一向如此 Always have been.
还记得初遇那日吗？ Remember when we met?
美好的一天 Good day.
所以 我认为此刻 值得我们所有人共同庆祝 So, I think this is a moment of celebration for all of us.
我们完全可以为这栋建筑 感到无比自豪 I think we can be very proud of this building.
-恭喜你，达伦 -恭喜你，达 -Congratulations, Darren. -Congratulations, Darren.
各位，干杯 Cheers, everyone.
天哪。他居然是认真的 Dear God. He actually means it.
西奥，你说什么？ Theo, what did you say?
抱歉。我正想起当初 如何拆除那些层叠的花园阳台 Sorry. I was just remembering how we got rid of the cascading garden balconies
只为剥夺人类 so that we are denying the humans
那些将栖身于 七百个毫无特色的盒子里的 who will be living in these 700 featureless boxes
剥夺他们接触新鲜空气的机会 剥夺他们眺望地平线的权利 the chance to engage with fresh air, see a horizon,
抑或决然拥抱 or maybe decisively embrace the moment
公寓生活催生的 跃下冲动 that living in their apartments makes them want to jump.
所以说，各位 仔细想想 So, really, people, when you think about it,
我们可是救了人命 we saved lives.
对我们而言！ To us!
没错。我指的是阳台那事 其实是个好例子 西奥 Right. I mean, the balcony thing is actually a good example, Theo.
我听出你语气里带着些许苦涩 I detect a note of bitterness about it,
但作为建筑师，我们都得磨砺自己 和那些任性的想法 but we all have to grind ourselves and our whims as architects
顺应市场需求... down to the market's needs...
抱歉 Sorry.
我需要片刻时间 以免当着同事的面 I just need a moment so I don't kill myself
当场自杀 in front of my colleagues.
有意思 你打算怎么动手？ Interesting. How would you do it?
你手边有把大刀吗？ Do you have a very large knife anywhere?
有。 I do.
不过得等我处理完这摊事 I need it to finish this though.
我很乐意等 I'll happily wait.
这是什么？ What is this?
鳟鱼生肉片。 Trout carpaccio.
哦，等等。蘸点这个尝尝 Oh, wait. Try it with some of this.
天哪！ Jesus!
呃，别夸他。全是我的功劳 Well, don't give Him credit. It's all me.
脱水黑莓配凤尾鱼 Dehydrated blackberry and anchovy.
我想放上去 但主厨不准我 I want to put it on there but the chef won't let me.
我们怎么能这样生活？ How can we live like this?
我可不要层层叠叠的花园阳台 你，不吃脱水食品 Me, no cascading garden balconies. You, no dehydrated thingy.
我个人打算 下周搬去美国 Personally, I'm moving to America next week
追求自由当厨师 to live free and become a chef.
那我或许该跟你一起去 Well, maybe I should join you.
我们连亲热都没亲热过呢 We haven't even had sex yet.
不过那就在几分钟之后了 That's minutes away though.
说得对 Very true.
上菜啦！ Service!
跟我去冷藏室吧 Join me in the cool room.
西奥 Theo.
艾薇 Ivy.
谁想吃掉巴士司机？ Who wants to eat the bus driver?
我！ Me!
高高的巴士真奇怪 So weird, the tall buses.
为什么它们是红色的？ And why are they red?
因为雾太大了，这样才能看得见 So you can see them 'cause it's so foggy.
不过那儿现在雾已经不大浓了 Well it's not so foggy there anymore.
自从开膛手杰克死了就没这么浓了 Not since Jack the Ripper died.
看。试试塔桥口味 这是甘草味 Look. Try Tower Bridge. So this is liquorice.
加点黑巧克力， 这个树莓，还有这个—— Add this dark chocolate, this raspberry, and this--
别告诉别人——虾粉 don't tell anyone-- shrimp powder.
鱼？ A fish?
风味醇厚却毫无腥味 闭上眼睛 Depth of flavor without the fishiness. Close your eyes.
-天哪！ -真是天哪！ -Gosh! -Gosh indeed!
听着，我知道这是博物馆 Look, I know it's a museum.
但它本该象征 船帆飘扬的意境， But it's supposed to represent a sail on a ship,
所以该营造那种氛围 so it should feel like that.
你该随时准备好 看到海盗从拐角出 You should expect pirates to come round the corner at any moment.
不，我开玩笑的 No. I'm joking.
听着，我要那面帆。 Look, I want the sail.
你必须问自己 你想怎样度过这一生？ The question you have to ask yourself is how do you want to live your life?
-要勇敢还是懦弱？ -爸！ -With courage or without? -Dad!
谢谢，我会把号码发给你。 Thank you, then I'll send you the numbers.
爸爸！ Daddy!
我们正在品尝英国的标志性美食 We're eating British icons.
焦糖味噌白金汉宫 Caramel miso Buckingham Palace.
没错 你当然是 Yes. Of course you are.
看 大本钟紫苏波本饼干 Look. Big Ben shiso bourbon cookie.
听起来不错。 Sounds good.
我头晕，舌头像在冒泡 I feel dizzy and my tongue's fizzing.
嗯 Yeah.
太棒了 当然 Amazing. Of course.
不过 你不觉得这可能 有点问题吗 But, don't you think it might be a bit of a problem
把他们的血液变成40度的蔗糖？ turning their blood 40-proof sucrose?
别羞辱他们吃糖 Don't sugar shame them.
但长期来看确实危害健康 But it is bad for their health long-term.
而且他们会发胖 And they will get fat.
佛陀很胖 Buddha was fat.
但他很伟大 And he was great.
-他很伟大 -艾薇 -He was great. -Ivy.
看 他们会学会自我管理 Look, they'll learn to self manage.
若过度限制 反而会滋生怪癖。 If you restrict things, it leads to weird obsessions.
-我快吐了 -看吧？ -I feel sick. -See?
我明白了。我看到一个女孩在探索自己的界限 I do. I see a girl learning her limits.
教训已学。极限已达 来自妈妈的育儿贴士 Lesson learned. Limit reached. Parenting tip from Mummy.
哎呀，亲爱的。你没事的 Oh, dear. Oh, you're fine.
你就不能承认自己错了？ Can't you just admit you're wrong?
等我认错那天，我就能认 On the day that I am, I can.
但不是我给你盖楼那天 But not on the day I built your building,
这栋即将成为世界第八大奇迹的建筑， 就矗立在北加州， soon to be the eighth wonder of the world, here in Northern California,
用树莓短饼堆砌而成！ in raspberry shortcake!
天哪。 Oh, my God.
妈妈你是怎么做到的？ How did you do that, Mom?
你最懂如何取悦我的虚荣心啦。 You know the way to my ego.
天哪！你妈妈是不是超厉害？ My God. Isn't your mummy brilliant?
当然啦 这根本是反问句 'Course she is. That's a rhetorical question.
-你真是天才 -嗯。同意 -You are a genius. -Yeah. Agreed.
我感觉可以再战一场 I feel good to go again.
卡利古拉的胃 Stomach of Caligula.
你懂得如何 让老爸为你骄傲 You know the way to make your daddy proud.
-准备好了吗？ -准备就绪 -Are we ready? -Yes.
等着瞧。 Wait for it.
-天啊 -太棒了 -Oh, my God. -This is so good.
行，我得尝尝 Okay. I've gotta have some.
覆盆子。 等等等等。覆盆子。 Raspberries. Wait, wait, wait. Raspberries.
-开吃！ -妈，你对这个过敏。 -Going in! -Mom, you're allergic.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
哦，不。 Oh, no.
我是天才。 I am a genius.
这...简直... That... is...
神乎其技 Divine.
疯子 Maniac.
-我们要去海滩！ -好啊 -We're going to the beach! -All right.
-比赛跑！ -别淹死了 -Race you! -Don't drown.
那我们来这儿干嘛？ So what are we doing here?
还记得我们生孩子那会儿 父权社会寄来那张纸条 Remember when we had the kids and the patriarchy sent that note
写着"扼杀你的梦想 专心照顾孩子和丈夫"？ saying, "Squash your dreams and facilitate children and husband"?
哦，那封信。我记得那封信 Oh, yes. That note. I remember that note.
措辞刻薄。简直摧毁灵魂 Bit terse. Quite soul destroying.
确实 Agreed.
瞧瞧这地方 Well, look at this place.
关了一年了 位置可能有点偏僻 It's been closed for a year. Maybe a little bit out of the way.
但我觉得挺酷的 而且我有设计费 But I think it's cool, and I've got that money from the design.
够付我们梦想之家的首付了 For the down payment on our dream house.
不行 No.
亲爱的，你每天都在为三个人 制作七道标志性甜点 My darling, most days you're making seven iconic desserts for three people.
听着，你本就是位了不起的厨师 这始终是你向往的身份 Look, the amazing chef that you are and have always wanted to be
不该让这个梦想 在家庭生活的十字架上消亡 should not be a dream that dies on the crucifix of family life.
你盯着看什么？ What are you looking at?
但我真心热爱这一切 I love all that though
我的意思是，或许 每周有那么两三个夜晚 I mean, maybe for a couple of nights a week.
天哪 谢谢你 My God. Thank you.
我想这是个肯定的回答 I think that's a yes.
-哦，我知道该叫什么名字了。 -你知道？ -Oh, and I know what we're gonna call it. -You do?
哇。你好。 Wow. Hello.
-帅哥们。 -行吧。 -Handsome fellas. -All right.
-不错！ -谢谢！ -Nice! -Thank you!
先生。本店不接受优惠券 Sir. We don't accept coupons.
接受的 Yeah, we do.
这是Bed Bath & Beyond的优惠券 It's for Bed Bath & Beyond.
我们确实接受 We do.
哦，杰夫。周三晚上要关店 陪哈蒂踢足球赛 Oh, Jeff. We're closing Wednesday night for Hattie's soccer match.
对，当然要关 Right. Of course we are.
再见，杰弗里！记得你要爱我哦 Bye, Jeffrey! Remember that you love me.
午餐很忙？ Busy lunch?
人类的烦恼与我无关 Untroubled by humanity.
也许是名字的问题 Maybe it's the name.
“我们得了衣原体”怎么样？ How about "We've Got Chlamydia"?
挺上口的。 It's catchy.
那我们在哪儿见 我们可爱的美国朋友？ So, where are we meeting our wonderful American friends?
-巴里！ -他们在那儿 -Barry! -There they are.
老兄，怎么了？我还担心着呢。 What's up, buddy? I was worried.
-你们迟到了。 -抱歉。 -You guys are late. -Sorry.
当年就是这么输掉独立战争的， 对吧？ That's how you lost the Revolutionary War, am I right?
总算把你找来了。 Finally we got you here.
-当然。 -看这个。 -Sure. -Check this out.
干掉这混蛋。 Let's do this, motherfucker.
我其实不该这么干。 I'm actually not supposed to do that.
别装了。 Come on.
好吧。这种事 我永远都习惯不了。 Okay. This is something I will never get used to here.
没关系，会很有趣的。 It's fine. It'll be fun.
哦，该死！ Oh, fuck!
帮你们办完登机手续。 Get you all checked in.
雄鹰已降落。 The eagles have landed.
-嗨。 -哦，你好。 -Hi. -Oh, hey.
-嗨！ -嗨，莎莉。 -Hi! -Hi, Sally.
他们每人都有自己的枪。 They've all got their own guns.
确实如此。他妈的没错，他们都有。 That they have. Fuck, yeah, they have.
嗨，伙计们。你们好吗？ Hi, guys. How are you?
我...我需要你们知道。 I... I need you to know.
我反对持枪。 I am anti-gun.
我来这里是出于讽刺。 I am here ironically.
我这样做是为了表达 反对枪支的立场。 I am doing this as a statement against guns.
要格洛克手枪吗？ Do you want a Glock?
我父亲当年就是用这把枪 击毙了入侵者。 My father actually killed an intruder with this one.
或者我还有把漂亮的史密斯威森 你可以借用。 Or I have a beautiful Smith & Wesson you could borrow.
好。我想我选这把黑美人 它已经杀过人了。 Yes. I think I'll take this black beauty that's already killed someone.
其实我给你准备了礼物。 Actually, I got you something.
你在这儿待了十年。是时候了。 You've been here ten years. It was time.
我...哇。 I'm... Wow.
-哇。巴里。 -嗯。 -Wow. Barry. -Yeah.
这真是太贴心了。 That is really sweet.
你没告诉我你要这么做。 You didn't tell me you were gonna do that.
-是啊，我试过。好几次呢。 -别嘟囔了，宝贝。 -Yeah, I did. A couple times. -Stop mumbling, babe.
反正我们都讨厌枪支。 Anyways, we all loathe guns.
但人人都有枪 你能怎么办？ Everybody's got 'em so what are you gonna do?
总得自卫啊。 Gotta defend yourself.
对。小心点。这枪扳机特别灵敏。 Right. Careful. It's got a hair trigger.
好的，完美制服的顺序是： 胯部、肘部、右眼，依次进行。 Okay, a perfect takedown is groin, elbow, right eye, in that order.
-坐稳动作。 -嗯。 -Sit into it. -Yup.
瞧这！五枪。 全命中喉结。 Look at that! Five shots. All to the larynx.
这让他特别开心。 It makes him so happy.
是啊。那不是游戏规则。 我规定是先击腹股沟。 Yeah. That wasn't the game. I said groin first.
哦，对。但我改成喉咙 然后赢了。 Oh, yeah. But I changed it to larynx and then won.
加油西奥和艾薇！ Come on Theo and Ivy!
-行。 -嗯。 -'Kay. -Yeah.
这是我的射程。 This is my distance.
快点！他要跑掉了！ Yes, quickly! He's getting away!
西奥，我真的等不及 要看看这栋楼了。 I mean, I really cannot wait to see this building, Theo.
莎莉。谢谢。 Sally. Thank you.
这可是全城热议的话题。 It's the talk of the town.
西奥·罗斯能否用 钢铁、混凝土和木材 Can Theo Rose encapsulate our maritime history
凝练我们的航海史？ in steel, concrete, and wood?
你知道吗？我或许能做到。 You know what? I just might.
那座岛屿可是历史遗址？ You know that island is a historic site?
有人提过这事。 It's been mentioned.
别搞砸了。有人提过这个吗？ Don't fuck it up. Has that been mentioned?
确实提过，有个男人 在街上冲我们喊过这事。 Actually, yeah, a man did shout that at us in the street.
是啊。 Yes.
我觉得设计图里 看起来疯狂又美。 I thought it looked crazy beautiful in the designs.
谢谢你，艾米。 Thank you, Amy.
什么？我觉得它 有点敷衍了事又过于简单 What? I thought it looked a little half-assed and simplistic
试图用某种有趣的形式 呈现加州历史的方式。 in its attempt to render California's history in some fun form.
没冒犯的意思。 No offense.
-还有人收到这个吗？ -罗瑞。 -Is anyone else getting that? -Rory.
没关系，毕竟 你实在错得离谱。 None taken, due to the fact that you are so very, very wrong.
我觉得建筑本该充满趣味 I feel that buildings should be fun
该充满临时性与混乱感 该鲜活而美丽。 and feel temporary and chaotic and alive and beautiful.
并提醒我们人类 在巅峰状态时能达到的高度。 And remind us of all that humans can and should be at our very best.
天哪。 Oh, my God.
我完全不同意这些观点。 不过...祝你好运。 Disagree with all of that. But... good luck.
为你感到兴奋，西奥多。 I'm excited for you, Theodore.
天啊。罗瑞，你这是怎么了？ Jesus. Rory, what's up with you?
-没关系。 -他是我家里的客人。 -It's okay. -He's our guest in my home.
-怎么回事？ -我想我应该坦诚些。 -What's the deal? -I thought I could be honest.
建筑师对建筑师。 Architect to architect.
这家伙可是明星！ The guy's a star!
抱歉。我就是这性格。 Sorry. I kinda do this.
是啊。我们为你感到高兴，西奥。 Yeah. We are excited for you, Theo.
当初共事时我就觉得， “这家伙将来定会成就非凡。” When we worked together, I was like, "This guy is gonna do something special."
怎么知道的？你当时怎么就看出来了？ How? How did you know?
或许等这件事结束后你就明白了。 Maybe after this you will.
敬西奥。干杯！ To Theo. Hear, hear.
没错。敬西奥。 Yes. To Theo.
谢谢。谢谢。 Thank you. Thank you.
这很奇怪。 This is weird.
我该——我该接这个。 I should-- I should get this.
-什么？ -咱们快走。 -What? -Let's get out of here.
好。 Okay.
天啊。 Oh, God.
吉米尼蟋蟀。 这可...可真够严重的。 Jiminy Cricket. That's pretty... pretty serious.
不，我们会。是的。 No, we will. Yeah.
我们——我们得走了。 We-- we've got to go.
-没事吧？ -什么？ -Everything okay? -What?
嗯...几年前在英国... Well... a few years ago in England...
我们曾帮助一名逃犯 躲藏在荒原上。 we helped an escaped convict who was hiding out on the moors.
我们给他食物，给他朗诵十四行诗， 然后他就消失了。噗。 We gave him food, read him sonnets, and then he was gone. Poof.
但显然， 他竟出现在我们这儿， But, apparently, he's turned up at our home here,
背着装满可卡因的背包 还带着一把剑。 and he has a rucksack full of coke and a sword.
所以...我们会联系你。 So... we'll call you.
要是需要帮手处理可卡因 随时吭声。 Well, let us know if you need help with the coke.
真有这么夸张？ 满背包可卡因还带把剑？ Really? A rucksack full of coke and a sword?
谢谢你为我撒了这么拙劣的谎。 Thank you for lying so badly for me.
亲爱的，为你，我什么都愿意做。 For you, dear, anything.
这话倒是真的。 I do believe that's true.
确实如此。 It really is.
在东湾海事博物馆， 建筑师西奥·罗斯 In the East Bay Maritime Museum, architect Theo Rose
创造了一种新形态， has created a new form,
一项开创性的设计 致敬那些 a groundbreaking design that celebrates those sailors
勇闯未知之境。 who quested into the unknown.
当他们从加利福尼亚启航 驶向浩瀚海洋 And as they sailed from California into the open sea
怀揣勇气与好奇 探索无限可能... with courage and curiosity about what was possible...
我认为这座建筑 也应承载同样精神。 Well, I felt that the building had to do the same.
他来了。 There he is.
西奥！ Theo!
太棒了，老兄。 Amazing building, buddy.
你即将在这片土地上 留下永不磨灭的印记。 You are about to leave an indelible mark on the earth.
哦，伙计。谢谢。 Oh, man. Thank you.
是啊。不是每个人都这样，你知道的。 Yeah. Not everyone does, you know.
多数人终日埋头文件 闲聊应酬，做着乏味的性爱。 Most people just push paper and small talk, have dull sex.
毫无痕迹地消逝。 Leave nary a dent.
不禁让人怀疑：活着有什么意义？ Makes you wonder. What's the point?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
哦，没事。我很好。很好。 Oh, yeah. I'm great. Great.
-我是在播客之类的地方听到的。 -哦。 -I heard that on a podcast or something. -Okay.
当时我就想：“谢天谢地不是我！” I was like, "Thank God that's not me!"
突发新闻：历史性风暴 袭击北加州。 Breaking news: A historic storm hits Northern California.
主要高速公路因强风暴雨 Major freeways are shut down
全线关闭。 due to high winds and torrential rains across the region.
哦，该死。 Oh, shit.
稍等一下。 Just a sec.
高速公路封闭了，所以 所有车辆都被引导到这条路上。 They closed the freeway, so they are funneling traffic down this road.
我是说真正的顾客。 I mean, actual customers.
该死。 Shit.
就是她。 That's her.
恕我直言， 那风吹起船帆的模样 Pardon my French, but the way that the wind catches the sail
简直鬼魅得要命。 is whimsical as fuck.
是啊。 Yeah.
是艾薇。 It's Ivy.
-你好。 -客人到了。 -Hello. -People are here.
《旧金山纪事报》 美食评论家来了。 The San Francisco Chronicle food critic is here.
太棒了。 That's amazing.
不。两者都不棒。 No. Neither is amazing.
这里的人很糟糕。 People here is bad.
她在这里更糟糕。 Her being here is badder.
你吸毒了？ Are you stoned?
是啊。 Yeah.
这算弯腰吗？ Is that bending?
看，你做得到。 Look. You can do this.
不，我不认同。我觉得我可能会... No, I disagree. I think I might...
我可能会在厨房放把火 让火势蔓延到餐厅， I might set a fire in the kitchen and let it break into the dining room,
然后他们就会全都离开。 and then they'll all leave.
没事的。我来处理。我来处理。 It's okay. I've got this. I've got this.
亲爱的，任何差评都伤不了 每周只接待三十位客人的生意。 My darling, no review can hurt a business that only does thirty covers a week.
这话倒说得有道理。 That's actually a good point.
照你给我做饭那样做就行。 Just cook like you do for me.
就像我在哄她上床那样。 Like I'm trying to make her fuck me.
对！ Yeah!
嗯，好的。 Yeah, okay.
我爱你。 I love you.
永远别离开我，但若真要走， 临走时能杀了我吗？ Never leave me, but when you do, will you kill me on the way out?
我会的。 Will do.
好的，谢谢。再见。 Okay, thank you. Bye.
不行。 No.
天啊！ Oh, my God!
那玩意儿要掉下来了。 That shit is coming down.
没事的。 会没事的。 It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be okay.
这是船帆。它生来就是为了移动。 It's a sail. It was built to move.
-它不会倒的。 -我觉得可能倒。 -It's not gonna fall. -I think it might.
不会倒的。 不不！别拍了，伙计们！ It's not gonna fall. No, no. Stop filming, guys!
挺可爱的地方。 Cute place.
先吃这个，再吃那个。 Eat that first and then that.
把这个挤在那个上面。 这是我做的盐。 Squeeze that on that. And that's salt I made.
我第一次尝就高潮了。 你可别指望。 I came when I first tried it. No promises for you.
性欲既广阔又独特，但... Sexuality's vast and idiosyncratic but...
吃完就走。行，再见。 Eat and go. Okay, bye.
没事的，不会掉的。 It's gonna be okay. It's not gonna fall.
-住手！别拍！ -别拍我朋友！ -Stop! Stop! -Don't film my friend!
别拍！真的。别拍！ Don't film! Seriously. Don't film!
别闹了！停手！ Come on! Quit it!
天啊！ Oh, my God!
不！ Oh, no!
西奥！ Theo!
-好了，快来！别拍了！ -它不会掉的。 -All right, come on! Don't film! -It's not gonna fall.
听见没？停下！ All right? Stop!
它不会倒的。 It's not gonna fall.
天啊！有人快来！求求你们！ Jesus Christ! Somebody! Please!
停下。 Stop.
拜托各位，这不好笑。 Come on, guys. It's not funny.
嗨！ Hi!
该死！不不不！ Fuck! No, no, no!
你还在看那个？ 你熬了一整夜。 Are you still watching that? You've been up all night.
-救命！别他妈拍我！ -可能吧。 -Help me! Don't fucking film me! -Possibly.
那玩意儿要掉下来了。 That shit is coming down.
你该停止看这个了。 You need to stop watching that.
我不明白。 它本该撑住的。 I don't understand it. It should have held.
纯属暴风雨突袭。 It was just a freak storm.
他妈的偷工减料的钢材，我敢打赌... 还是别的什么？ Cheap fucking steel, I bet, or... something?
我是说，我希望它能晃动， 但别他妈直接起航啊。 I mean, I wanted it to have movement, just not fucking set sail.
我知道。你确定没事吗？ I know. Are you sure you're all right?
嗯。嗯。我没事的。 Yeah. Yeah. I'll be fine.
这算什么，小菜一碟。 不过是路上的小颠簸。 You know, water off a duck's back. Just a bump in the road.
抱歉。你刚才想告诉我什么？ 我听到你在喊。 Sorry. You wanted to tell me something. I heard you yelling.
没什么。记不起来了。 Nothing. Can't recall.
你的评估报告。怎么样？ Your review. How is it?
实在不值得一读。 It's not really worth reading.
经历这种事时就更不值得了。 Not while you're going through this.
艾薇。 Ivy.
-这太棒了。 -不过是篇蠢评论。 -This is amazing. -It's just a dumb review.
和你的东西没什么两样， 亲爱的。 It's the same thing as your thing, my darling.
明天就会被人遗忘。 It's gonna be forgotten tomorrow.
今日新闻，明日鱼薯。 Today's news, tomorrow's fish and chips.
他没事吧？我是说，他怎么说的？ Is he all right? I mean, what's he say?
他其实没说什么， 问起来似乎不太礼貌。 He doesn't really, and it seems rude to ask.
你可是他妻子。 You're his wife.
你向来不在乎失礼。 And you don't usually mind being rude.
他现在心碎又难堪， He's crushed and embarrassed,
我不想逼他开口 让情况更糟。 and I don't wanna make it worse by making him talk about it.
你说过我们可以去棚屋吃午餐。 You said we could go have lunch at the shack.
来吧，爸爸。 Come on, Dad.
行吧。我去换衣服。 Okay. I'll go get dressed.
天哪。 My God.
你得出来看看。 You need to come out here.
天哪！嗨！ Oh, my gosh! Hi!
他们要干什么？ What do they want?
食物。 Food.
你的食物。 Your food.
知道该怎么办吗？ 我们该来场即兴合唱。 You know what we should do? We should have a little sing along.
好啊。 Sure.
来唱...《香蕉》？ Let's sing... "Bananas"?
-好啊。 -绝对没问题。 -Yeah. -Definitely.
哦，我知道了。歌剧怎么样？ Oh, I know. How about opera?
-不行。真抱歉。 -是19号吗？ -No. I'm so sorry. -Is that one nine?
网站崩溃了。 The website crashed.
-预约时间？ -两个月内都订满了。 -Reservation for when? -We're booked out for two months.
不行，实在抱歉。 No, I am so sorry.
我们每周营业天数 可以超过三天。 We could open for more than three days a week.
对。好的。哇。 Right. Okay. Wow.
我简直像个脱衣舞娘 到处都能看到小费 I am just seeing tips everywhere, like I am a stripper
还赶上城里开大会。 and a convention is in town.
服务，杰弗里。 Service, Jeffrey.
来了！ Coming!
你好 Hello
你好，西奥。 Hello, Theo.
嗨，戴夫。 Hi, Dave.
嗨...老板。最近怎么样？ Hi... boss. How you doing?
谢天谢地没人受伤。你没事吧？ Thank God no one was hurt. Are you okay?
没事，我没事。我...我会挺过来的。 No, I'm okay. I'm... I'll bounce back.
有我们在，你休想。 Not with us, you won't.
我就说过，让那个蠢货 爬楼顶太危险了。 I told you that dumb-ass sail on top of the building was dangerous.
工程师们都怪你。 The engineers are blaming you.
总得有人为此负责。 Someone's gotta go down for this.
听着，我个人很同情你。 Look, personally, I feel for you.
毕竟有人会因此想自杀。 I mean, some people would be suicidal.
你也是吗，老爸？ Are you, Dad?
什么？才没有！ What? No!
什么叫想自杀？ What's suicidal?
他要自杀。 He's gonna kill himself.
因为这栋楼？ Because of the building?
糟了。你带孩子在场吗？ Oh, shit. Are you with your kids?
听着...别理 他说的话，好吗？ Look... don't listen to what he said, okay?
行吗？我没事。 All right? I'm fine.
不过是栋楼而已。 It is just a building.
我根本不在乎。 I don't even care.
所以它才倒塌？ 因为你不在乎？ Is that why it fell down? Because you didn't care?
不，我他妈倾注了毕生心血。 它就是我的全部。 No, I fucking gave my lifeblood to it. It was everything to me.
该死。 Fuck.
天啊！那该死的帆！ Jesus. That fucking sail!
他是要自杀吗？ Is he killing himself?
看不清。 I can't see.
孩子们。 Kids.
-嗨，妈妈！ -嘿！ -Hi, Mom! -Hey!
哇！快看这地方！ Wow! Look at this place!
你为什么浑身脏兮兮的 还掉了一大簇毛？ Why are you dirty and missing clumps of hair?
是吗？真奇怪。 Am I? That's strange.
我开着车窗。风太大。 I had the car window open. Strong wind.
其实是被解雇了。 Got fired actually.
而且他有自杀倾向。 这样我们算孤儿吗？ And he's suicidal. Would that make us orphans?
不，你们还有我。 No, you'd still have me.
-被开除了？ -走开。 -Fired? -Shoo.
听着，你很忙。我们坐下来吃饭， 我会找新工作。 Look, you're very busy. We'll sit down and eat and I'll look for a new job.
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
嗯嗯嗯，我没事。 就像我奶奶说的， Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I mean, it's like my grandma said,
"人生残酷，没人真心 接纳真实的你， "Life's cruel, nobody really wants you for who you are,
最终你将在痛苦中死去， 追寻永不会降临的慰藉。" and then you die in pain seeking solace that will never come."
所以...你知道的， 也许我的期望太高了。 So... you know, maybe my expectations were too high.
天啊。 Oh, God.
你们有卖内格罗尼吗？ 每人限饮几杯？ Do you sell negronis, and is there a limit on how many one can drink?
坐下。快坐下。 Go sit down. Go sit down.
-我赢了。 -才怪。 -I'm winnin'. -Nuh-uh.
才怪。 Yeah-huh.
我早说了。 Told you.
-嗨。哦，大家好。 -好样的！ -Hi. Oh, guys. -Bravo!
好的。谢谢。 Okay. Thanks.
非常感谢。谢谢你们来。 Thank you so much. Thanks for coming.
谢谢。 Thank you.
他们爱你。 They love you.
真尴尬。 Awkward.
不，我觉得很棒。 No. I think it's great.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
-你真的被解雇了？ -是的。 -Are you really fired? -Yeah.
哦，西奥。真替你难过。 Oh, Theo. I'm so sorry.
是啊，不过... Yes, well...
既然你这么受欢迎 纠结这个没意义。 No point dwelling on that when you are a huge hit.
我们才该纠结这个。 We should be dwelling on that.
反正你也需要休息。 You needed a rest anyway.
那我就要好好休息了 毕竟短期内没人会雇佣我了。 And I'm going to get one because no one's going to hire me for a long time.
那我或许可以多开门营业 毕竟电话都快响疯了。 Well, maybe I could open more often 'cause the phones are going crazy.
我能靠这个 暂时糊口。 I could do this and pay the bills for a bit.
暂时而已。你可以... 你可以照顾孩子。 Just a bit. And you could... you could look after the kids.
我能造孩子 而不是造房子。 I could build children instead of houses.
我喜欢他们自由自在的样子。 I love how free they are.
是啊，好好享受吧。 他们很快就会被抓的。 Yeah, well, enjoy it. They're gonna get arrested soon.
我们只是暂时这样生活。 不是永远。 And we just do it for a little while. It's not forever.
也许我压抑自己的天才 太久了。 Maybe I've been resisting my genius for too long.
——我一直这么说。 ——是啊。 -I've always said that. -Yeah.
没人能打败我们，西奥。 No one can defeat us, Theo.
这话我也常说。 I've always said that, too.
祝你好运。 Good luck.
服务员。服务员。 Waiter. Waiter.
主厨。 Chef.
-你为什么不亲自去？ -我觉得你必须亲自去。 -Why don't you do it? -I think you have to do it.
-你才是负责人。 -是啊。他们想... -You're in charge. -Yeah. They want to...
他们想听你说明。 They want to hear from you.
大家好，我是艾薇，各位是工作人员。 Hi. I'm Ivy, and you're the staff.
我向来不拘泥于等级制度。 So, I'm not a very hierarchical person.
所以，你懂的。 So, you know.
好好表现。 Be good.
好。解散。太棒了。 Okay. Dismissed. Brilliant.
我觉得这很鼓舞人心。 I thought it was inspiring.
就像奥巴马就在现场。 Like Obama was in the room.
是啊，瞧瞧这效果。真棒。 Yeah, look at that. Nice.
孩子们，你们好。 Hello, children.
爸爸来了。 Daddy's here.
我在帮助人们， I am facilitating people,
这是种奉献， 奉献中自有喜悦。 and that is a service, and there is joy in service.
自我苛求的沉重石块 却泯灭了这份喜悦。 There is not joy in the heavy rock of expectation for myself.
永无止境地沉溺于 自我中心的脐带缠绕。 The endless need to be at the narcissistic center of my own navel.
这般“我我我”的自我中心。 The me, me, me dot com of it all.
我的成就，我的才华， 我的事业，我的价值。 My building, my genius, my career, my self worth.
这种对成就的渴求究竟是什么？ 它又把我们带向何方？ I mean, what is this thirst for achievement and where has it got us?
不过是盲目的巨人翩翩起舞罢了。 It's a blind giant dancing is what it is.
因为气候危机， 被蹂躏的垂死地球， 'Cause a climate crisis, a dying raped earth,
贫富悬殊，千篇一律的住宅区， 永无止境的该死的增长， inequality, tract housing, endless fucking growth,
还有纸杯蛋糕自动贩卖机。 and cupcake vending machines.
你竟想参与其中， 你这充满睾酮的 有毒男性， You want to be a part of that, you toxic fucking male,
带着你那充满睾酮 掺杂野心的毒液精液， with your testosterone-filled ambition-laced poison cum,
往人类脸上射精？ jizzing in the face of humanity?
不，我才不这么认为。 No, no I do not.
他没事吧？ Is he okay?
我觉得这对他有帮助。 I think it helps him.
我想成为变革的一部分。 I want to be part of the change.
来我身边，我的宝贝们。 Come here, my darlings.
我们会一切安好的。 We are gonna be just fine.
不，不止是好。 No. More than fine.
冲刺跑。开始！ Wind sprints. Go!
左转，小蠕虫们！ Left turn, my little worms!
我需要柠檬。 I need lemons.
谁给我拿些柠檬？ Can someone get me some lemons?
-你有预约吗？ -传菜口还堆着待洗的碗碟。 -Do you have a reservation? -And there are still dishes on the pass.
我眼珠都快汗涔涔了。 And I am sweating into my eyeballs.
简！ Jane!
抱歉。 Sorry.
显然，我欣赏你的热情。 Obviously, I applaud your passion.
但你该明白这可能导致 婚姻和生育。 You should know it could lead to marriage and children.
这事恐怕还有卫生条例 规定呢。 There's probably some hygiene by-law about this.
只要不碰其他东西就行。 Just touch nothing else but each other.
行。继续吧。 Okay. As you were.
继续。干得漂亮。 Carry on. Well done.
耶！ Yass!
妈妈吃得挺饱。 Mama had a good lunch.
134桌。 134 covers.
你真是他妈的大成功。 You are a big fucking success.
-我确实是。 -没错。 -I really am. -You are.
我得买条更大的短裤了。 I'm gonna need bigger shorts.
人越多，钱越多。 More people, more money.
-真是个不寻常的夜晚。 -是啊。 -What a night. -Yeah.
-谢谢。 -嗯。 -Thank you. -Yup.
请稍等，好吗？ Could you just hold the line, please?
您愿意为《纽约杂志》 拍摄写真吗？ Would you do a photo shoot for New York Magazine?
-裸体？ -我可不这么想。 -Nude? -I don't think so.
反正我接了。 I'll do it anyway.
-现在我得去瘫倒了。 -去休息吧，妈妈。 -Now I need to go and collapse. -Go rest, Mama.
嘿，大家！ Hey, guys!
好想你们啊。 I've missed you.
嗨。快看我带了什么。 Hi. Look what I've got.
巧克力黑莓蛋白霜 冰淇淋三明治！ Chocolate and blackberry meringue ice cream sandwiches!
不行。 We can't.
没门。 No way.
什么？ What?
我们和爸爸签了合同。 We signed a contract with Dad.
那比合同更像是承诺。 It's more commitment than a contract.
确实如此。 That's true.
没错。 Right.
边吃边聊这个荒唐事吧。 Let's eat these while we discuss the ridiculousness of that.
他说她会这么做。 He said she'd do this.
我们只需礼貌拒绝。 We just politely decline.
我们礼貌拒绝。 We politely decline.
你让他们签了合同？ You made them sign a contract?
更像是承诺书。 It's more of a commitment.
他们还是孩子，应该享受快乐时光。 They're kids. They should be having fun.
朝着目标努力本身就是乐趣。 Well, working towards a goal is fun.
才不是。半夜吃冰淇淋三明治 才叫快乐。 No. Ice cream sandwiches at midnight is fun.
当它成为目标的敌人时就不算了。 Not when it's the enemy of the goal.
你不可能把他们 “打得服服帖帖”，借用布考斯基的话说。 You can't beat them "into dank submission," to quote Bukowski.
顺便说一句， 你居然给他们读布考斯基？ You're reading Bukowski to them, by the way?
-这个嘛... -他们根本不懂这他妈什么意思。 -Well... -They don't know what the fuck that means.
他们该读《哈利·波特》 或者他妈的苏斯博士。 They should be reading Harry Potter or Dr. fucking Seuss.
你似乎有点反应过度了。 You seem a touch overwrought.
我以为不必为孩子的福祉 而奋力抗争。 I didn't think I'd have to fight for the well being of my children.
我以为你能用善良和该死的养育方式 塑造他们。 I thought I could trust you to mold them in a kind and fucking nurturing way.
好了。孩子们！ Okay. Kids!
嗨。你真的不必 继续这样了。 Hi. You really don't have to keep doing this.
没事的，孩子们。 It's okay, guys.
-我们签了合同。 -更像是承诺。 -We signed a contract. -It's more of a commitment.
是啊，但你们不必履行。 Yeah, but you don't have to.
那签合同还有什么意义？ But then what's the point of making it?
这能教会我们什么？ What does that teach us?
我的意思是，这他妈是糟糕透顶的教训。 I mean, that's a fucking bad lesson.
-哇！ -哇！这他妈的脏话从哪冒出来的？ -Whoa! -Whoa! Where's the f-bomb coming from?
我刚听见你对老爸连珠炮似的骂， 说实话，那他妈的超酷。 I just heard you rain 'em in on Dad and, honestly, it sounded fucking cool.
不，他妈的——才没有。 No, it fucking-- No, it didn't.
好了。你们两个回床上去。 Okay. Back to bed, you two.
好样的，艾薇。 Nice, Ivy.
我要睡觉了。 I'm going to bed.
那整个性事 就别提了？ Suppose the whole sex thing's off the table?
嗯。你真会猜。 Yeah. Well intuited.
那来场三小时的循环争论 毫无进展如何？ How about a three-hour circular argument that goes nowhere?
真有意思。 Funny.
听着，我很抱歉。我本该告诉你的。 Look, I'm sorry. I should have told you.
我们只是处理方式不同罢了。 We just have different ways with them.
我想念他们。 I miss them.
那我明天能让他们跑 到棚屋去。 Well, I could get them to run to the shack tomorrow.
跑十二英里正好锻炼身体。 They could do with the twelve mile hit out.
天啊。 Oh, my God.
他们莫名还挺享受的。 They weirdly quite like it.
行吧。上床。 Okay. Sex.
但先让我爽过，这样我才能睡着。 But get me off first so then I can sleep.
你总爱说这些甜言蜜语。 You and your honeyed words.
感觉不错吧？ Feels good, right?
-不！ -不！ -No! -No!
疼痛只是软弱离开身体的过程。 Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
来吧。快点。 Come. Come on.
快到了吗？ Are we almost there?
嗯。两个孩子。 他们简直是天上的小天使。 Yeah. Two kids. They're heavenly creatures, really.
我偶尔觉得他们 可能会长出翅膀 I occasionally think they might sprout wings
然后显露天使真身 飞回天国去。 and reveal themselves to be angels and then fly back to heaven.
张大卫真的要来吗？ Is David Chang really coming?
-应该会吧。 -哇。 -I think so, yeah. -Wow.
能把那个稍微往我这边 倾斜一点吗？ Can you just tilt that towards me a little bit?
太好了。 Great.
天啊。简直像瘟疫一样。
找到的时候能给我看看吗？ Oh, God. It's like a plague.
它们是怎么死的？ How do they die?
护发素会让它们昏迷， 然后我把它们从梳子上取下来 Well, the conditioner stuns them, and then I take them off the comb
再掰断它们的脊椎。 and I break their backs.
这简直太棒了。 That's just awesome.
-喂？ -嗨！猜猜我在哪儿？ -Hello? -Hi! Guess where I am?
在外面，因为该你 照顾孩子 Outside 'cause it's your turn to look after the kids
帮他们写作业 半小时后？ and help them with their homework in half an hour?
差得远呢。 我正和张大卫飞去洛杉矶。 Not even close. I'm on a jet to LA with David Chang.
拍完照他突然说： We did the photo shoot and he was like,
"管他呢！咱们去洛杉矶 跟南希·西尔弗顿共进晚餐。" "Fuck it! Let's go to LA and have dinner with Nancy Silverton."
-对啊。太棒了。 -对吧？然后—— -Right. Amazing. -Isn't it? And then--
给我来点火腿 和更多香槟？ Just some jamón and more champagne for me, please?
明天早上要去马里布 在沙滩上钓鱼烤肉。 And then in the morning we're going to Malibu to catch fish and grill on the beach.
-我会发到Instagram的。 -记得关注哦。 -It'll be on my Instagram. -Be sure to look out for it.
所以你什么时候回家？明天？ So, you're coming home when? Tomorrow?
嗯。我早该打电话问清楚的。 Yeah. I know I should've rung and asked.
提前告知会更好。 That would've been nice.
可我转念一想，问什么？ 要征得许可吗？ And then I thought, ask what? For permission?
因为我们只想成为 彼此相爱的伴侣 Because we just want to be the couple who love each other
并允许对方把握 生命赋予的机会。 and allow each other to grasp the chances life gives us.
难道不是吗？ Do we not?
是的。修辞问句与陷阱。 Yes. Rhetorical and entrapment.
但没错，没错，没错。 不不，当然要这样。嗯。 But yes, yes, yes. No, no, of course we do. Yeah.
亲爱的，说说你今天过得如何？ 孩子们怎么样？ Tell me, darling. How was your day? And how are the kids?
邻居的狗在洗衣房 拉了屎。 Well, the neighbor's dog shat in the laundry.
孩子们得了头虱。 The kids have got nits.
我左眼还不停抽搐 累得要命， And my left eye is twitching 'cause I'm so freakin' tired,
-我感冒了，不过你知道—— -抱歉亲爱的，你说什么？ -I've got a head cold, but you know-- -Sorry, darling. What did you say?
哦，没什么。没事。你去玩吧。 Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing. You go have fun.
我爱你，还有你那颗宽厚仁慈的心。 I love you and your big, generous heart.
谢谢。 Thank you.
爱你们，孩子们！睡前再打电话。 Love you, kids! Call you at bed time.
你为什么对她这么生气？ Why are you so cross at her?
因为我是个混蛋。 'Cause I'm a dick.
-谢谢，里昂。再见。 -不客气。 -Thanks, Leon. Bye. -You're welcome.
别当混蛋。别当混蛋。 Don't be a dick. Don't be a dick.
别当混蛋。替她高兴点。 Don't be a dick. Be happy for her.
嗨，亲爱的。 Hey, my darling.
-嗨，你好。 -你好。 -Hey, there. -Hello.
真是个难忘的夜晚。玩得太尽兴了。 What a night. I had so much fun.
都记不清上次这么开心是什么时候了。 I can't remember the last time I had fun.
对啊，太棒了。开心。真的太棒了。 Right, that's awesome. Fun. It's awesome.
而且遇见的人都超棒。 做实事的人，懂吗？ And just amazing people to talk to. People who do stuff, you know?
思考事情。了不起的事情。 Think stuff. Amazing stuff.
就在这世上，做着实事。 Just out in the world, doing stuff.
真的吗？ Really?
你这是在质疑我？ Was that a tone?
没有，只是洗衣服 花了我一小时。 No, it's just washing that I spent an hour on.
从机场回来一路上 我都在想着要和你上床。 I thought about shagging you all the way back from the airport.
好。确实。是的。 Good. Indeed. Yes.
只是... It's just...
我可是拼了命在工作。 I'm working my ass off.
哦，是吗？ 你宁可干活也不愿陪我？ Oh, really? You want do that instead of do me?
因为我也拼命工作。 'Cause I also work hard.
我很感激。 And I appreciate it.
-你也是吗？ -是的，我也是。 -Do you? -Yes, I do.
我刚才说自己拼命工作时， 你说过“我很感激”吗？ Did you say I appreciate it when I said I've been working my ass off?
没有。所以问题来了：你真的这么想吗？ No. So, the question becomes: Do you?
是的，亲爱的，我感激不尽。 Yes, I appreciate it, darling.
感觉有点索然无味，像是…… Seemed a little lackluster, like...
说不清，也许 你被迫这么做的。 I don't know, maybe you were forced into it.
我玩得开心，仅此而已。 你嫉妒我吗？ I had fun, that's all. Do you begrudge me that?
高兴你玩得开心。他妈的太棒了。 Glad you had fun. Fucking awesome.
我给你买了这些。 I got you these.
-你去鲍勃那儿了。 -是啊。 -You went to Bob's. -Yeah.
绕了1个半小时的道 穿过洛杉矶晚高峰 就为了给你买鲍勃甜甜圈。 An hour and a half out of my way through LA rush hour to get you Bob's Donuts.
哦，该死。 Oh, shit.
我太不体贴了，我知道。真是个贱人。 Thoughtless of me, I know. What a bitch.
这他妈对你来说可是场大胜， 对吧？ This is a massive fucking victory for you, isn't it?
我他妈当然知道。 Oh, I fucking know it.
对不起，真的对不起。 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
都是因为我嫉妒 嫉妒你享受快乐的模样， It's because I was jealous and I was begrudging your fun,
这可一点都不酷，一点都不性感。 which is not cool, not sexy.
我知道。没关系。 I know. It's okay.
快吃吧，小甜心。吃完我们就来场 糖霜般的激情缠绵。 Eat up, buttercup. And then we're gonna have some sugar-crusted sex.
是我的电话？不，是你的。简打来的。 Is that mine? No, it's yours. It's Jane.
她说："你买到鲍勃甜甜圈了吗？ 那个甜甜圈冰淇淋创意太棒了。" She said, "Did you get the Bob's Donuts? That donut ice cream idea is brilliant."
"早上十点在测试厨房试试看。 亲亲。" "Let's test-kitchen it at ten a.m. Kiss, kiss."
嗯。 Yeah.
不，因为这些是给你准备的， 但第一个——第一个创意是你 Well, no, 'cause they're for you, but the first-- the first idea was you
然后第二个点子 是——是冰淇淋的点子，不过—— and then the second idea was the-- was the ice cream idea, but--
当然。 For sure.
42，43， 42, 43,
44, 45, 46, 47, 44, 45, 46, 47,
48, 49, 50. 48, 49, 50.
我喜欢他们的闪亮饰品。 I like their bling.
他们真的从不摘下这些饰品。 They literally never take them off.
既然是州冠军，何必摘下呢？ Why would you when you're state champions?
我说是该尽情享受荣耀。 Revel in the glory, I say.
我们正享受着！ We are!
不过终有一日， 荣光终将褪去…… Though one day, the glory will end, however...
但征程永不止步！ The work goes on!
得说，你们状态不太妙。 I gotta say, you guys don't seem great.
是啊。这里能量极不和谐。 Yeah. Very discordant energies here.
-对吧？ -嗯。没错。 -Right? -Yeah. Right.
这很敏锐，巴里。 That was intuitive, Barry.
-谢谢，宝贝。 -说得好。 -Thanks, babe. -That was good.
所以，情况有多糟，西奥？ So, how bad is it, Theo?
什么？ What?
这...一切都很棒。 It's... Everything's great.
你知道的，小屋生意火爆， 孩子们干得超棒。 You know, the shack's a monster success, and the kids are killing it.
他们绝不会让自己 中途停止训练 They won't actually let themselves stop a workout
直到头晕目眩呕吐不止。 until they're dizzy and throwing up.
-这叫...这叫执着。 -没错。 -So that's... that's commitment. -Yeah.
说实话——我超享受这种感觉。 And I'm actually-- I'm really loving it.
是啊。 Yeah.
但你终究是个失败者。 女人可不喜欢这样。 But you are still a failure. Women don't like that.
-我预感要出事了。 -我也觉得。 -I sense trouble. -Same.
是啊。是啊。 Yeah. Yeah.
若你需要依靠... 无论是肩膀...还是大腿根部。 If you need a shoulder... or an inner thigh to lean on.
嗯。 Yeah.
什么？ What?
巴尔，我开玩笑的。 Barr, I'm kidding.
我才要操你呢。 I will fuck you.
我和艾薇很好。 Ivy and I are just fine.
很激烈对吧？ It's intense, right?
-他们怎么—— -我不知道。 -How did they-- -I don't know.
怎么？ How?
所以，一切都还好吗？ So, is everything okay?
什么？是啊，为什么？ What? Yeah, why?
你们之间似乎存在着 一股隐隐的不满暗流。 There just seems an undercurrent of discontent between you.
那股暗流足以撑起一艘船。 You could float a boat in that current.
什么？真的？ 我最近太忙，都没注意到。 What? Really? Well, I'm so busy, I haven't noticed.
艾薇。感情需要用心 呵护滋养。 Ivy. You must cherish and nourish a relationship.
你不是总在停车场 随便给卡车司机口交吗？ Don't you blow random truck drivers in our car park?
而那十分钟里... And for that ten minutes...
...我确实珍视并滋养着他们。 ...I cherish and I nourish them.
我们很好。 We're fine.
-大家都以为—— -我们互相厌恶？ -Everybody seems to think-- -We hate each other?
嗯，“暗流涌动的不满” 是当时的说法，但确实如此。太荒谬了。 Well, "undercurrent of discontent," was the phrase, but yes. Crazy.
我想有时我确实恨你。 I suppose sometimes I do hate you.
真有意思。 Funny.
不，我是认真的。 No, seriously.
-什么？ -你没体会过吗？ -What? -Don't you have that?
当整个身体被 令人眩晕的仇恨浪潮吞噬时？ When your whole body is seized by dizzying waves of fucking hatred?
天啊！ Jesus!
真的？你没有这种感觉？ Really? You don't have that?
我以为所有已婚人士都会这样。 I thought we all did, married people.
而且，你知道的，你必须学会释怀。 And, you know, you just have to let it go.
就像海浪拍打太平洋某处海滩 终将退去。 And it'll pass like a wave crashes somewhere on a beach in the Pacific.
我是说别往心里去。 I mean, put aside taking it personally.
放下你对我那令人眩晕的憎恨？ Put aside the dizzying hatred you have for me?
偶尔涌现的眩晕憎恨。 Sporadic dizzying hatred.
你真的对我 毫无这种感觉？ You really don't feel like that about me at all?
嗯，我——前几天确实想过 Well, I-- The other day I did think
查尔斯·曼森邀我野餐 而你也邀我野餐的话 if Charles Manson invited me on a picnic and if you invited me on a picnic,
我会跟查理走。 I'd go with Charlie.
查尔斯·曼森。 Charles Manson.
是啊，查尔斯·曼森心情好的时候。 Yeah, Charles Manson on a good day.
什么意思，和海滩男孩即兴演奏的日子？ What, a jamming with the Beach Boys day
而不是策划 血腥屠杀的日子？ as opposed to plotting a murderous rampage day?
别往心里去。 Don't take it personally.
曼森。 Manson.
是啊，你说得对。 我觉得我们俩都有。 Yeah, you're right. I think we both have it.
对。 Right.
你觉得我们该查查 为什么会有这种感觉吗？ Do you think we should try and find out why we have it?
嗯，如果这是正常现象的话，不用查。不用。 Well, no, not if it's normal, no. No.
对。明白了。 Right. Okay.
太费心了。实在太费心了。 It's work. It's too much work.
还有孩子。我是说，我爱他们， And the kids. I mean, I love them,
但他们正在吸干 我他妈灵魂的精髓。 but they are draining the marrow of my fucking soul.
而我——我依然爱着我们。 And I-- I still love us.
哦，除了我们，我恨透了所有人。 Oh, I hate everyone but us.
我也是。我想你。 Me too. I miss you.
我想你。 I miss you.
我们该做点什么。 We should do something.
是逃跑吗？ Is it run away?
没有孩子。没有工作。 No kids. No work.
纽约。只有你和我。 New York. Just you and me.
光是想想就让我心潮澎湃。 I feel giddy at the thought of it.
干杯。 Cheers.
我好累。 I'm so tired.
睡吧。 Sleep.
不，我想陪着你。 No, I want to be with you.
睡吧。 Sleep.
我在你身边。 I've got you.
西奥。 Theo.
嗨！ Hi!
莎莉。 Sally.
-你好。 -你好吗？ -Hello. -How are you?
我很好，谢谢，真的。 I am really good, thank you, yes.
-你...你好吗？ -棒极了。 -How... how are you? -Amazing.
我正在设计 一个超酷的新校区 I'm just designing this psychotic new campus
给硅谷某家科技公司。 for one of the tech firms in Silicon Valley.
-哇。 -是啊。 -Wow. -Yeah.
这...这太棒了。 That's... that's great.
是啊。你呢？ Yeah. You?
自由职业。 Freelancing.
挺酷的。 That's cool.
天啊。那该死的视频。 Oh, my God. That fucking video.
“它不会掉的。” "It's not going to fall."
“它——它不会掉的。” "It's-- It's not going to fall."
所以——所以——太好笑了。 So-- So-- So funny.
太久远的事了， 我其实都忘了。 So long ago, I've actually forgotten about it.
我想大多数人都忘了。 I think most people have.
没人会忘，兄弟。 No one has, man.
-我是说，在我们这行。 -我—— -I mean, not in our business. -I--
别说你了。看这个。 Enough about you. Check this out.
想知道预算吗？ Do you wanna know the budget?
-当然。当然。 -我不能告诉你。 -Sure. Sure. -I can't tell you.
该死。 Fuck.
该死！ Fuck!
里面没事吧？ You all right in there?
你好啊。 请给我两杯苏格兰威士忌。 Hello, there. I'd like two Scotches, please.
我听到动静了。 I heard a noise.
有动静？我们有危险吗？ Was there a noise? Are we in danger?
-没有，我—— -哦，太好了。 -No, I-- -Oh, a relief.
所以，两杯苏格兰威士忌？ So, two Scotches?
要叫醒她吗？ Should I wake her?
在体贴的婚姻里， In a thoughtful marriage,
好伴侣会趁对方熟睡时 喝掉对方杯中的酒。 a good partner drinks the other's drink while they sleep.
我觉得她还想再来一杯。 I think she'll have another.
我也是。 As will I.
-先生，求您了！ -还...还给我！ -Sir, please! -Give it... back!
不行！先生，我最后警告一次。 No! Sir, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
-还回来！ -不，先生，求您了！ -Give it back! -No, sir, please!
-她偷了我的画稿。 -怎么回事？西奥？ -She's stolen my drawings. -What's going on? Theo?
她偷了我的画稿 还扔进了垃圾桶。 She stole my drawings and then threw them in the trash.
-我只是在履行职责。 -你的职责不是让东西消失。 -I was just doing my job. -Your job is not to make things disappear.
天啊西奥，你到底喝多啦？ Jesus, Theo, how drunk are you?
你自己才醉得像个酒鬼呢。 Jesus yourself drunk actually.
什么？ What?
看吧？我就说过了。 You see? Told you.
谢天谢地。你有电击枪吗？ Oh, thank God. Have you got a taser?
宿醉怎么样？ How's the hangover?
让我暂时忘却这份羞辱。 Distracting me from the humiliation.
刚才那事真抱歉。 Sorry about all that.
没关系。 It's fine.
晚餐还要等好几个小时呢。 Dinner's not for a few hours.
奥利·达布斯看到了我的Instagram Ollie Dabbous saw my Instagram
邀请我去他的快闪店 不过晚餐要八点才开始。 and has invited me to his pop-up and then dinner's not till eight.
哦，不。 Oh, no.
真希望你能来。 I'd love it if you came.
你...你去吧亲爱的。 You... you go, darling.
他们特别有趣， 所以这会是乐趣而非工作。 They're so much fun, so it would be fun, not work.
我——我觉得—— I-- I think--
我觉得我还是去... I think I'm gonna just, you know...
...关注一场根本不在意的 高尔夫比分吧。 ...catch up with a golf score that I don't really care about.
听着，去享受扇风吧，玩得开心。 晚饭见。 Look, go be fanned, have fun. I'll see you at dinner.
好的。晚饭前回来。 Okay. Back by dinner.
好的。今天晚些时候我们不会接吻了。 Okay. We won't be kissing later today.
这太美了。 That's just too pretty.
太棒了。 That's amazing.
是啊是啊是啊。 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
你建了些他妈漂亮的建筑。 You built some lovely fucking buildings.
真为你高兴。 Good for you.
谢谢！ Thank you!
-谢谢。 -行吧，女士。 -Thank you. -All right, lady.
西奥！ Theo!
西奥尼。 Theony.
西奥多鲁斯。西奥。 Theodorus. Theo.
嘿。 Hey.
生活总会给你当头一棒。 Life throws some hits.
人们倒下。 People go down.
有人爬起来，有人爬不起来 就在那一刻你突然意识到， Some get up and some don't and that's when you suddenly go,
"糟了，我竟成了 那些无法站起的人。" "Oh, shit. I got one of the ones that don't get up."
不，为了孩子我必须站起来。 No, I do get up for our children.
半夜三更 还有清晨—— In the middle of the night and in the morning--
别在这儿耍小性子。 我只是说说而已。 Don't be a little bitch about it. It was just a comment.
我要吐了。 I'm gonna be sick.
真美。 Beautiful.
总之...我不想 大惊小怪。 Anyway... I don't wanna make a deal of it.
但我他妈受够了它 在我们生活里萦绕不散。 But I am fucking done having it running in the back of our lives.
你已经失败了，要么放下它 要么掌控它。 You failed, so either get over it or get on top of it.
好，我会照做的。 Okay, will do.
我就在这儿躺会儿。 Just gonna lie down here.
行啊，你躺着。 Yeah, you do that.
我会尽量克制 不往你身上砸重物。 I'll try to resist dropping something heavy on you.
混蛋白痴，艾薇。 Fuck-headed idiot, Ivy.
赶紧去道歉。 Just go and apologize.
酒鬼白痴。 Drunken idiot.
天啊。 Jesus.
我的意思是，压力太大了 而且有点不切实际 I mean, it's a lot of pressure and slightly unrealistic
指望一个人在漫长婚姻中 能完美地 to expect a person to perfectly articulate their thoughts
有条不紊地表达想法 in a measured way in a long marriage.
这...算是“对不起”吗？ Is... Is that a "sorry"?
是的，同时也是哲学式的沉思。 Yes and also a philosophical musing.
抱歉，我不想再说了。 I'm sorry, I don't want to talk anymore.
倒显得成熟。 Seems mature.
这些孩子有真正的衣服吗？ Do these kids have any actual clothes?
我喜欢这些。 I love these.
梦想之家。 Dream house.
谢谢。 Thank you.
或许我们该换回来。 Maybe we should switch back.
我们一直打算这么做。 We always intended to.
你知道的，我——我会回去工作， You know, I-- I'll go back to work,
而你可以回归 你一直热爱的事业， and you can go back to what you always love doing,
晚上给十一个人做饭 在海边抽大麻。 cooking for eleven people in an evening and smoking joints by the sea.
你能找到工作吗？ Can you get a job?
哇。 Whoa.
我是中立地 询问情况。 I mean that in a neutral information-seeking way.
嗯，我得从头开始 重新打拼吧。 Well, I'd have to start at the bottom again, I guess.
懂我意思吧？ You know?
想到这儿就受不了， 但我会做的，必须做， Can't bear the thought of it, but I will, I must,
因为这本就是我该做的。 because that is what I was meant to do.
对了，我在纽约遇见个家伙 想成为股权合伙人 By the way, I met someone in New York who wants to become an equity partner
还想开更多餐厅 像张大卫那样。 and open more restaurants like David Chang.
嗯。 Yeah.
所以...你不想换回来。 So, you... you don't want to swap back.
身为女权主义者，我做不到。 As a feminist, I can't.
而作为热爱自己工作的人 And as someone who loves their job
沉迷于公众崇拜的人， 我做不到。 and is addicted to public adoration, I can't.
对。所以我需要这个，你需要那个。 Right. So I need this and you need that.
所以总得有人 在婚姻祭坛上献祭，但... So someone has to sacrifice themselves on the altar of the marriage, but...
...会是谁呢？ ...who's it gonna be?
除非—— Unless--
天啊， 你喜欢刚才那充满悬念的停顿吗？ Oh, my God, did you love that pregnant pause?
我本不确定你会否妥协。 你打算妥协吗？ I wasn't sure if you were gonna give in. Were you gonna give in?
——我—— ——嗯，最好别回答。 -I-- -Well, no, best not to answer.
我发现了一些东西 或许能帮上忙。 So, I've seen something which I think might help us.
走吧。 Come on.
-快到了。 -行。 -Nearly there. -Okay.
好。 Okay.
停在那儿。 Okay, stop there.
看。 Okay, look.
哇。 Wow.
我要你为我们建造 史上最惊艳的房子。 I want you to build us the most amazing house ever.
在这儿？现在？ Here? Now?
那我的自我消亡和烂工作怎么办？ What about my ego death and my shitty job?
慢慢重建 获得救赎呢？ And slowly working back and having my redemption?
向世界证明 你是天才呢？ What about showing the world you're a genius?
证明你并非失败者。 And you that I'm not a failure.
你生来就是造物之人。 You were born to build things.
我们负担得起吗？ Can we afford this?
只要我完成扩张计划就能负担。 If I do my expansion we can.
艾薇，这简直是... Ivy, this is...
说吧，我值得听。 Go on, say it. I think I've earned it.
哇！ Wow!
而且我们应该能 随时看到大海。 And we should be able to see the sea all the time.
当然。 Of course.
一、二、三、四。 One, two, three, four.
一、二... One, two...
-继续！ -...三、四。 -Keep it going! -...three, four.
西奥！ Theo!
哦，哇。 Oh, wow.
-我—— -这会很棒的。 -I-- -This is gonna be amazing.
-挺美的，对吧？ -开玩笑的？ -It's pretty beautiful, isn't it? -Are you kidding me?
艾薇让你重拾了勇气。 Ivy gave you your balls back.
确实像获得了第二次机会。 It does feel like a second chance.
-是啊。 -你知道吗，我29岁那年 -Yeah. -You know, when I was 29,
被诊断出 患有自身免疫性疾病。 I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder.
是啊。太可怕了，我...我简直疯了。 Yeah. It was awful, I... I lost my mind.
-我开始沉溺于性行为，那段日子... -亲爱的，这事我们讨论过了。 -I was acting out sexually, it was... -Babe, we've talked about this.
慢性念珠菌感染 不算自身免疫性疾病。 Chronic yeast infections are not an autoimmune disorder.
好吧，巴瑞，那还是很痛。 Well, it still stung, Barr.
重点是，西奥，就是这样。 The point is, Theo, this is it.
你要重置一切，完美收场， 从此幸福地生活下去。 You're gonna reset everything, nail it, and live happily ever after.
只是想做点什么 配得上艾薇的事，你知道的， Just wanna make something worthy of Ivy, you know,
让她知道我不是 个该死的错误。 so she knows that I wasn't a massive fucking mistake.
-对。 -真甜。 -Right. -That's so sweet.
让我抱抱你。过来。 Let me give you a hug. Come here.
你这个小甜心。 You sweet thing.
-有人需要拥抱。 -谢谢。 -Someone needs a hug. -Thank you.
是啊——事情似乎 偏离了拥抱的范畴。 Yes, this-- Things seem to be deviating from hug territory.
我们要开放婚姻了。 We're opening the marriage.
这事还在商议中， 笨蛋。 That's still under negotiation, knucklehead.
亲爱的？ Babe?
亲爱的。 Babe.
我正在家里。 我们什么时候重新开放芝加哥项目？ I'm just at the house. When do we open Chicago again?
你四点要和他们通话。 You have a call with them at four.
另外，我正给你发送 本周的剧院账单， Also, I'm sending you this week's house bills,
如果允许我发表 个人评论的话... and if I may provide personal commentary...
靠，兄弟。你得管管他。 Fuck, man. You have to rein him in.
但我希望他能有机会。 我是说—— But I want him to have his shot. I mean--
-哦，见鬼！ -就是这样。 -Oh, fuck! -Exactly.
二十八千买爱尔兰苔藓，西奥？ Twenty-eight grand for Irish moss, Theo?
是啊，给西侧屋顶用的。 Yeah, it's for the west side roof.
美国没有苔藓吗？ Does America not have moss?
爱尔兰苔藓的翠绿 堪称一绝。 Well, the green of the Irish moss is something to behold.
瞧，买爱尔兰苔藓所需的 那片绿意 Look, the green it takes to pay for the Irish moss
同样令人叹为观止。 is also something to behold.
我们需要它。这是构想不可或缺的部分。 We need it. It is integral for the vision.
你明白吗？ 我们的资金并非取之不尽。 Do you understand that we do not have unlimited money?
我给过你厨房隔间里 玻璃罩树的方案吗？ Did I show you the tree enclosed in a glass case off the kitchen idea?
这太刻薄了。 That's mean.
天哪。 Oh, my God.
混蛋！ Wanker!
艾薇... Ivy...
这三块瓷砖你... 你觉得哪块好看？ which of these three tiles do you... do you like the look of?
它们要铺在... 壁炉后面，所以。.. They're to go behind the... the wood burner, so...
我超喜欢。 I love it.
但有三块呢。 具体是哪块？ But there are three of them. Which "it"?
-嗯，我这就发过去。 -有三个“它”—— -Yeah, I'll send them now. -There are three "its"--
你连看都没看。 You didn't even look at them.
-什么？ -我正想跟你说话 -What? -And I'm trying to talk to you
-你却接起电话—— -嗨。 -and you're picking up the ph-- -Hi.
嗯，我刚跟弗洛拉说 预算数据出来了。 Yeah, I just told Flora, budget figures are in.
哦，预算数据啊，知道了。 Oh, budget figures, yeah.
-既然说到预算数据... -我稍后回电。 -While you're on budgetary figures... -Call you back.
...麻烦你顺便补充 我买了张桌子 ...please will you add in that I bought us a table
从十五世纪西班牙修道院淘来的？ from a 15th century Spanish monastery?
桌面还嵌着一把匕首 来自西班牙宗教裁判所。 It actually has a dagger embedded in it from the Spanish Inquisition.
虽价格不菲，但我觉得非它不可。 感觉这张桌子的外观—— It's pricey, but I think it's essential. Feel like the look of--
艾薇！ Ivy!
只是确认下。 Just checking.
天啊艾薇。 Jesus Christ, Ivy.
你有时简直像个该死的孩子。 You are a fucking child sometimes.
妈妈？爸爸？ Mom? Dad?
家里还有牛奶吗？ Do we have any milk?
-当然有，亲爱的。 -嗯。当然有，亲爱的。嗯。 -Yes, darling, of course we have milk. -Yeah. Of course, darling. Yeah.
-嗯。 -嗯。 -Yeah. -Yeah.
嗯。 Yeah.
一、二、三、四。 And a one, and a two, and a three, four.
喂！ Hello!
妈妈？ Mom?
我也来。 I'm coming too.
好的。太好了。 Okay. Great.
妈，我们要做两公里间歇 冲刺跑。 Mom, we're doing two-k interval wind sprints.
还有个消息。 Also, news.
我昨天来了初潮。 I had my first period yesterday.
宝贝儿。你没事吧？ My darling. Were you all right?
我当时穿着白色泳衣 参加泳池派对。 I was in a white bathing suit at a pool party.
简直羞耻透顶。 It was mortifying.
众人围观，我哭了。 People stared, I cried.
为什么不给我打电话？ Why didn't you call me?
我打了给爸爸。他最懂我。 I called Dad. He was the best.
最棒的。 The best.
你怎么知道该怎么做？ How did you know what to do?
直觉育儿法。 Intuitive parenting.
他谷歌搜索的。 He Googled it.
好了，你们两个。开始！ All right, you two. And, go!
她那事儿真让人难以置信。 Can't believe that about her period.
是啊，那场面够劲爆的。 Yeah, it was intense.
可怜的姑娘，整个人都崩溃了。 She was a wreck, poor thing.
真希望当时我在场。 Wish I'd been there.
但你从来不在场，对吧？ But you never are, are you?
闭上你那张蠢嘴。 Shut your stupid, stupid mouth.
爸爸！ Dad!
你来吗？ You coming?
嗯。 Yup.
-嗨，妈。 -亲爱的，你好。 -Hey, Mom. -Hello, darling.
你真漂亮。 You look beautiful.
-容光焕发。 -是汗水。 -Glowing. -Sweat.
-你在做什么？ -徒手攀爬围栏 -What were you doing? -Free-climbing fences
锻炼背阔肌 和提升专注力。 to build my lat muscles and general focus.
酷。 Cool.
躲着爸爸？ You avoiding Dad?
才没有。 我只是需要片刻独处。 No, of course not. I'm just having a little moment.
你们俩需要专业帮助。 You two need help.
荒谬。 Ridiculous.
哈蒂，该喝蛋白质冲剂了。 Hattie, it's time for your protein blast.
别告诉他我在—— 别告诉他我在这里。 Don't tell him I'm-- Don't tell him I'm here.
妈妈在楼下。 Mom's down here.
叛徒。 Traitor.
对不起。 Sorry.
但我依然爱你。 I still love you, though.
我也爱你。 Love you, too.
你有没有感觉 我们被困在某种东西里？ Do you ever feel like we're trapped in something?
感觉像是 我们创造了这台 That we've created this overly complicated,
过度复杂、 永不停歇的机器 却无法逃脱？ endlessly whirring machine that we can't get out of?
要不我们抛下一切，租辆厢式车 去南美洲兜风？ What if we just dropped it all, got a van, and drove around South America?
是啊，不过你得费劲 说服他们才行。 Yeah, well, you'd have a hard time convincing them.
他们正瞄准 迈阿密的奖学金名额。 They're aiming for those scholarships in Miami.
可这正是我的意思。才十三岁， 突然就想离家出走。 But that's what I mean. They're 13, and suddenly they want to leave home.
上次我确认时他们才六岁。 They were six, last time I looked.
听着，你只是累了。 Look, you're just tired.
我们正处在艰难时期。 We're in the hard bit.
好，因为要是这算轻松的阶段， 直接用枕头捂死我算了。 Good, 'cause if this is the easy bit, smother me with a pillow.
没问题。 Will do.
说得有点太快了，不合我意。 Said a little too quickly for my liking.
...彻头彻尾的废物。 受害者。失败者。自慰狂。 ...complete deadshit. A victim. A loser. A wanker.
第十条。“西奥。真是个混蛋。” Number ten. "Theo. What a cunt."
这根本不是任务要求。 That wasn't the task.
我看到太多怨恨， I see so much resentment,
自以为是，嘲讽， 以及无法承认错误。 self-righteousness, mockery, an inability to admit wrongs.
我认为你根本没有能力 解决自己的问题。 I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems.
你真能这么说吗？ Are you actually allowed to say that?
这不太专业。 That seems unprofessional.
可以。就像医疗事故。 Yes. Like malpractice.
-什么？不... -我们期待大幅折扣。 -What? No... -We'll be expecting a hefty discount.
-时间到。 -真的？ -Time's up. -Really?
-嗯，这段时光挺有趣的。 -真是太有趣了。 -Well, that was fun while it lasted. -That was so much fun.
我还是要停车费 给我报销。 I do still expect my parking to be validated.
-太过分了。 -简直是诈骗。 -Outrageous. -Absolute fraud.
-顺便说，你的清单最棒。 -谢谢亲爱的。 -Your list was best, by the way. -Thank you, darling.
你的排第二。 Yours was second-best.
我们本可以更友善些。 We could be nicer.
我本可以。 I could be.
我也是。 Me too.
试试看吧。 Let's try.
爸！我们被录取了！ Dad! We got in!
迈阿密大学！我们俩都进去了！ Miami! We both got in!
-我们拿到奖学金了！ -太棒了！ -We got our scholarships! -Yes!
我的小精灵们。太好了！太好了！ My little genii. Yes. Yes!
去吃煎饼庆祝吧 我们成功了。 Let's have some pancakes to celebrate. We did it.
努力还要继续。 The work goes on.
是的。 Yes.
已经想你了。 Miss you already.
加油，冠军。 Bring it in, champ.
-再见。 -再见，亲爱的。 -Bye. -Bye, darling.
爱你。 Love you.
-到了再给你们打电话。 -好的，记得联系。 -We'll call you guys when we get there. -Yes, please do.
-好的。 -是的，拜托了。 -Okay. -Yes, please.
现在别忘了做 我告诉你的 Now, don't forget to do that stretching regime I told you
下飞机后记得做？ after you get off the plane, please?
-再见。 -再见。 -Bye. -Bye.
-爱你。爱你。 -再见，爱你。 -Love you. Love you. -Bye, love you.
再见。 Bye.
谢天谢地他们走了。 Well, thank God they've gone.
西奥，我开玩笑的。 Theo, I'm joking.
哈蒂来电。喂？ It's Hattie. Yes?
我忘了，你能... 再给我讲讲营养学那套吗？ I forgot, can you... walk me through the nutrition thing again?
当然。营养学？好的，没问题。 Yes. Yes, nutrition, yes, of course.
嗯，你知道的， 有点像兔子在拉斯维加斯自助餐 Well, you know, it's a little bit like being a rabbit
大快朵颐的感觉。 at a Las Vegas buffet.
你得先冲向 沙拉吧台，对吧？没错？ You want to be hitting the salad bar first, yes? Correct?
没错然后—— Yes and then--
所以要像兔子一样思考， 先吃大量蔬菜，然后... So, think like a rabbit, eat lots of vegetables, and then...
这样才能严格控制 血糖骤升的问题。 So, you gotta be very careful about your blood sugar spikes.
所以你可以先吃蛋白质 再吃碳水化合物 So, you can have your protein and then you can have your carbs
就像长途卡车司机那样。 like a cross-country trucker.
是啊简，咱们再开家新店吧。 Yeah, Jane, let's open another restaurant.
哈尔，请点燃壁炉。 Light the fire, please, Hal.
把音乐调大，音量加五%。 And turn up the music, five percent.
这效果真棒。要来杯香槟吗？ That looks great. You want champagne?
不用谢，我正 和我的内格罗尼调情呢。 No, thank you, I've been making out with my negroni.
我还是继续喝这个吧。 Think I'll stick to that.
银色奥迪驶近。 两位客人。 Car approaches. Silver Audi. Two guests.
他那招还是这么诡异。 Still freaky how he does that.
谢了，哈尔。 Thanks, Hal.
哈尔，要来杯内格罗尼吗？ Hal, do you want a negroni?
我没有欲望或需求。 I don't have wants or needs.
嫁给我吧。 Marry me.
真有意思。 Funny.
我是说，哇。 I mean, wow.
屋顶的青苔， The green moss on the roof,
房屋的蓝色轮廓 与原始海洋相遇。 the blue thrust of the house meeting the raw ocean.
我是说，我喜欢起居区 I mean, I love how the living area
构成了整个空间的 引力中心。 provides this kind of gravitational center of the ensemble.
你们在说些什么，但你们知道 这些话毫无意义，对吧？ You guys are saying words, but you know they don't mean anything, right?
西奥，你把握住了实现愿景的机会， 而且做得完美无缺。 You got a shot at your vision, Theo, and you nailed it.
我从未想过看一个白人 重获力量竟如此动人。 I never thought watching a white man reclaim his power could be so moving.
你好吗？ How are you?
太棒了。 So great.
房子简直—— The house is just--
它...它太美了。 It's... It's so beautiful.
他简直是个天才。 He's a fucking genius.
为什么这炉子又旧又破？ Why is this stove old and kinda crappy?
才不是呢。 It's not.
这是朱莉娅·柴尔德从法国带回来的 原版炉灶。 It's Julia Child's original stove from France.
我在拍卖会上买的。 I bought it at auction.
-别说了。 -我知道。 -Stop it. -I know.
这是件脆弱的艺术品。 It's a fragile beauty.
哇。太不可思议了。 Wow. That is incredible.
-茱莉亚·柴尔德。 -是啊。 -Julia Child. -Yeah.
她去世了，对吧？ She's dead, right?
而且还挺刻薄的？ And what, was kind of mean?
不。你最好去 和其他人汇合， No. You should probably go and join the others,
因为我在削茴香，这需要 高度专注力 'cause I'm shaving fennel, and it takes a high degree of concentration
才能避免 把自己的手腕 切进沙拉里。 not to just shred my wrists into the salad.
你难道不曾想过彻底放手？ Don't you ever just wanna let go?
正因如此 英国人才发明了压抑情感。 Well, that's why the English invented repressing one's feelings.
你太刻薄了。 You're so dry.
只有丈夫看我时才这样。 Only when my husband looks at me.
-你又来了。 -哦，是啊。 -There you go again. -Oh, yeah.
闭上眼睛。闭上眼睛。 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
爱你，宝贝女儿。 Love you, baby girl.
从这里自杀 应该挺酷的。 This would be a cool place to suicide from.
真美啊。 So pretty.
我要回屋里去了。 I'm going back inside.
我想看看这堵墙 如何如此清晰地投射进空间。 I wanna see how the wall asserts itself with such clarity into the space.
我也想看看。 I wanna see that too.
朋友啊，你建造的这栋房子 堪称恰到好处。 Well, my friend, you have made what I like to call a very adequate house.
-承蒙夸奖。 -抱歉说得这么激动。 -I am flattered. -Sorry to gush.
但想到你今后每次踏进家门 都会感到悲伤 The fact that you'll now be sad every time you walk into your own home
这就足够让我心满意足。 is enough for me.
早在你建造这栋房子之前 就已是如此。 That was the case long before you built this.
说起来，婚后生活如何？ Speaking of, how's married life?
还行...还行。 It's... it's fine.
这么糟糕啊？ That bad, huh?
我本希望这房子能 I was hoping the house would be healing
-以它那安静而恰到好处的姿态治愈人心。 -是啊。 -in its quietly adequate way. -Yeah.
这破炉子到底用了多少年了，西奥？ How old is that fucking stove, Theo?
别管那破炉子了。 Just ignore the fucking stove.
这态度有点被动攻击吧？ Seems a little passive aggressive, no?
这么漂亮的房子，居然装了那婊子 朱莉娅·柴尔德的炉子？ All this beauty, she gets that bitch Julia Child's stove in there?
不，炉子就是炉子而已。 No, sometimes a stove is just a stove.
叫“那台炉子”听着很糟糕。 The stove sounds bad, The.
没——没关系。 It-- it's fine.
嘿宝贝，给我拿杯内格罗尼？ Hey, baby, can you get me a negroni?
你手里不就拿着吗？ You already have a negroni.
上帝才给我两只手呢。 That's why God gave me two hands.
我还以为是让你边喝内格罗尼边给我 打手枪呢。 I thought it was so you could give me a handjob while enjoying a negroni.
开玩笑的。 Obviously, I'm joking.
她看到我赤裸的身体 就反胃。 She's sickened by the sight of my naked body.
他妈的崇拜你。 Fucking adore you.
巴尔。 Barr.
这些人... These people...
等等...好，请再说一遍。 Wait... Okay, please say it again.
每天早晨，他都会点 一杯威士忌和四条熏鲱鱼 Every morning, he'd order a tumbler of whiskey and four kippers
-还对店员态度恶劣。 -天哪， 我超爱这段。 -and be beastly to the staff. -Oh, my God, I love it.
熏鲱鱼是某种性行为吗？ Is kipper a kind of sex act?
要是你是保守党议员，绝对是。 If you're a Tory MP, absolutely.
但我不知道具体指什么。 But I don't know what that means.
管它呢，萨尔？听起来就很棒。 Who cares, Sal? It just sounds so good.
这么多年过去， 我依然迷恋那口小腔调。 All this time, I'm still falling for that little accent.
它总能撩动我的... It does something to my...
贱人？ Cunt?
抱歉，你不是要说贱人吗？ Sorry, were you not gonna say cunt?
我搞错了。总之... My mistake. Anyway...
开饭啦！快吃吧。 Dinner! Let's eat.
-再来一杯内格罗尼？ -不用了亲爱的，我刚喝过。 -Another negroni? -No, thanks, darling. I've got one.
这正是我想说的。 Was my point.
对喝了四杯内格罗尼的人 来说太微妙了。 Too subtle for someone who's had four negronis.
能说说这间屋子里 那只漂亮的木象吗？ Can I point out the gorgeous wooden elephant in the room?
这张桌子太棒了。我意思是，天啊。 I love this table. I mean, come on.
没错。15世纪 西班牙修道院的古董。 Yes. 15th century from a Spanish monastery.
据说那把匕首 曾用于西班牙宗教裁判所。 Apparently that dagger was used in the Spanish Inquisition.
多酷啊？ How cool is that?
这上面很可能沾着 受刑异端分子的鲜血？ This was likely covered in a tortured heretic's blood?
艾薇，你醒来时总是笑眯眯的吗？ Do you just wake up beaming, Ivy?
真的呢。 I really do.
我们真的很幸运。 We are very lucky.
值得感恩的事物如此之多。 So much to be grateful for.
敬这座美妙的房子 也敬你，我的爱人。 Here's to this amazing house and to you, my darling.
-不，为你干杯。 -不，为你干杯。 -No, to you. -No, to you.
不。为你干杯。 No. To you.
你们俩真可爱。 You guys are so cute.
像一袋小猫咪。 Like a sack of kittens.
在湍急的河边。 Near a rushing river.
我不明白。 I don't get that.
艾薇，谢谢你 让这一切成为可能。 Thank you, Ivy, for making all of this possible.
他语气很讽刺， 但确实是真心话。 He sounds sarcastic, but he does actually mean it.
是口音问题。 Yeah, it's just the accent.
口音太让人困惑了。 The accent is confusing.
有时艾薇生我的气， 我却完全察觉不到。 Sometimes Ivy's mad at me, and I can't even tell.
有时他插进我身体， 我却浑然不觉。 Sometimes he's got his cock in me, and I can't even tell.
好啦，晚餐开始有趣了。 All right, now the dinner is getting fun.
艾弗斯，你要我怎么着？ 用这酒配扇贝干杯？ So, Ives, you want me to, what, do a shot of this with the scallop?
嗯，是日本伏特加 浸泡了龙蒿， Yeah, it's, um, Japanese vodka infused with tarragon,
所以带点苦味。 so adds a bit of bitterness.
艾薇喜欢在每道菜里 注入一点自己的灵魂。 Ivy likes to leave a little bit of herself in everything she does.
我超爱你们这种有趣的调侃。 I love this fun banter you guys do.
我们也试试吧，莎莉，来呀。 We should try it, Sally, come on.
好啊。 Okay.
你为什么不试试 别他妈干我的屁股 Why don't you try not fucking me in the ass
当你掐我脖子的时候，混蛋？ while you choke me sometimes, shitbird?
轮到你了。 Your turn.
婊子。 Whore.
这种事？ That kinda thing?
这太酷了。 That is so cool.
你们现在不就是干这个的吗？ Is that what you guys are doing, right?
我可不是专家。 I'm not the expert.
艾薇？ Ivy?
看吧，这就是我没朋友的原因。 See, this is why I don't have friends.
你知道吗，你得把 《建筑文摘》搬到这儿来，对吧？ You know, you gotta get Architectural Digest up here, right?
谢谢你，莎莉，我倒不确定 自己还喜欢公众赞誉。 Thank you, Sally, I'm not so sure I'm into public approbation.
现在不喜欢了。 Anymore.
当然。 Sure.
孩子们离开 有一段时间了吧？ The kids have been gone for a while now, huh?
感觉如何？ How has that been?
艰难？残酷？解脱？ Hard? Brutal? Liberating?
你家孩子都上大学了？ Your kids are college-age already?
哦，不不不。 Oh, no, no, no.
他们只是 天生体格出众， They just happen to be very gifted physically,
靠着运动特长 拿到了迈阿密这所学校 and they won these scholarships to this school in Miami
为顶尖运动员设立的奖学金。 for high performance athletes.
十三岁。 At 13.
-太棒了。 -是啊。这是他们的梦想。 -Amazing. -Yeah. It's their dream.
是吗？ Is it?
我明白你的感受， 因为当初我们雇佣那个代孕者时， I think I know how you feel, because when we hired that surrogate,
她怀孕后， 竟在机场吃了寿司， and she got pregnant, and then she ate sushi from an airport,
——我们不得不解雇她。 ——这下糟了。 -and we had to let her go. -Here we go.
那段日子很黑暗。我得了带状疱疹。 It was very dark. I got shingles.
我还得了猴痘。那种悲痛啊。 I got monkey pox. The grief I felt.
是啊——我——至今仍难以释怀。 Yeah-- I-- It's still pretty raw for me.
我懂你，宝贝。 I hear you, baby girl.
所以你们现在 有九家餐厅了？ So is that nine restaurants you guys have now?
我们可是餐饮帝国。 We are an empire.
她还拿了詹姆斯·比尔德奖... And she won the James Beard Award...
-没错。 -...相当于美食界的奥斯卡。 -Yass. -...which is like a food Oscar.
-千真万确。 -我了解比尔德奖。 -It's all true. -I'm aware of the Beard.
我们很幸运。 我们在市场中找到了定位。 We've been lucky. We found a niche in the market.
高端而不令人望而生畏。 Upscale, but not intimidating.
因此能覆盖 不同消费群体。 So, it sort of hits a range of demographics.
我们计划进军南方市场。 We want to move into the South.
就像戴着龙虾围兜的谢尔曼大军。 Like Sherman's march with lobster bibs.
抱歉亲爱的，刚才注意力离开你 片刻了吗？ Sorry, darling, was the attention off you for a minute?
你开始萎靡了吗？ Did you start to wilt?
亲爱的，我怕是宾客们 都快萎了， I think the guests are wilting, my darling,
全因你那刻薄自恋的 嗡嗡作响。 due to the droning nature of your caustic narcissism.
他们又来了，我可喜欢了。 They're doing it again, and I love it.
喂，贱货，给我倒酒 Hey, fuck-stick bitch, fill my glass
就像你那根小鸡巴 永远填不满我的屄。 the way you can't fill my pussy with your tiny dick.
哇哦。 Whoa.
好吧，这不像是在调情。 All right, that doesn't seem like banter.
在我看来这纯粹是刻薄。 That just seems mean to me.
像你那狗死的时候 哭得跟小屁孩似的，蠢货。 Cry like a baby like you did when our dog died, dickhead.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
我是个共情者， 坐在这桌实在受不了。 I am an empath, and I'm having a hard time at this table.
能别这样吗？艾米对大麻过敏。 Can you not? Amy's allergic to weed.
我对艾米过敏，字面意义上的。 I'm allergic to Amy, literally.
手指起疹子了。 Rash on my finger.
真有意思。咱们能友好点吗？拜托。 Funny. Can we just be nice, please?
你喝醉了，而且你简直是个... You're drunk, and you're being a...
要用一个词形容的话， 就是个贱人。 if I had to define it in one word, a bit of a bitch.
当然啦，亲爱的。 Of course, darling.
我们创造了非凡成就 该好好庆祝了 We've done something amazing here. Let's celebrate it.
有甜点吗？ Any dessert?
哈尔，放Napalm Death的歌。 Hal, play Napalm Death.
艾薇，音量有点大。 Ivy, it's a little loud.
这是房子的声音。 It's the house.
天啊。 Oh, my God.
为你。为你。为你。 For you. For you. For you.
宝贝姑娘，双份加量。 Baby girl, double helping.
我会刻意在对话中 留出长长的停顿 I'm gonna leave some long pauses in the conversation,
让你插入道歉的话。 for you to insert an apology.
为啥道歉，亲爱的？ For what, darling?
你丢人现眼了。 You embarrassed yourself.
抱歉你这么想。 我本是为你着想，亲爱的。 Sorry you feel that way. I did it for you, darling.
你真是个可恶又渴求关注的烦人精， You're an appalling, needy bore,
我制造了转移注意力的把戏 只为免他们对你产生恶感。 and I created a diversion lest they should think ill of you.
我会留些停顿 让你感谢我。 I shall insert some pauses for you to thank me.
你就是不会说对不起，对吧？ You just can't say sorry, can you?
我说了啊。 我说很抱歉你这么想。 Well, I did. I said I'm sorry you feel that way.
那不算道歉。 That's not sorry.
这句话明明 包含了“对不起”这个词啊。 Well, the sentence literally contains the word, "sorry."
你无法真心实意地说声抱歉， You can't say sorry with feeling,
无法承认自己造成的痛苦 或造成的伤害。 with acknowledgment for pain caused or damage done.
天啊，我又不是他妈的伊恩·麦克莱恩。 Jesus, I'm not fucking Ian McKellen.
我深表歉意。先生，请接受我最诚挚的悔意。 I'm so sorry. My deepest regrets, sir.
是啊，我深受感动。 Yeah, well, I'm touched.
尝过蛋糕了吗？ Did you try the cake?
老天，西奥，这没什么大不了的。 我晚餐时喝醉了。 Jesus, Theo, it's no big deal. I got drunk at dinner.
你从我身边夺走了我的孩子， 现在他们再也回不来了。 You stole my fucking children from me, and now they're gone.
你以为我会为此高兴？ You expect me to be happy about it?
我没有偷走我们的孩子。 I did not steal our children.
但我是把他们养大的。 But I did bring them up.
你教他们变成满身大汗的机器人。 You taught them how to be sweaty robots.
他们只会谈论训练次数 或钠含量之类的破事， They can only talk about reps or sodium levels or some shit,
如今他们都走了。 and now they've gone.
是啊，你当初去工作时 就该想到这点 Yeah, well, you should've thought about that when you were off to work
去建立你他妈的帝国时 也就是为你自己建神坛时。 building your fucking empire, i.e. a shrine to yourself.
我拼命工作就是为了买下这个， 你供奉自己的神龛。 I did that to pay for this, your shrine to yourself.
本该属于我们的，却成了你的。 It was meant to be ours, but became yours.
这纯属胡扯，因为我早已准备好 重新打拼， That is bullshit because I was prepared to work my way up again,
可你用这栋房子收买我 让我为常春藤家族效劳。 but you bribed me with this house to serve the Ivy show.
你甚至看不见我为孩子们 付出的一切。 And you can't even see what I did for the children.
看医生、看牙医、看皮肤科医生。 The doctor's appointments, the dentist's appointments, the dermatologist.
谁去看皮肤科医生了？ Who went to the dermatologist?
靠！认真的吗？ Fuck! Seriously?
嗯，不，我——我记得那事。 Yeah, no, I-- I remember the thing.
那事儿。什么事儿？谁的事儿？ The thing. What thing? Whose thing?
那事儿。就是那个 和皮肤有关的... The thing. The thing that was skin-related that...
谁的？艾薇，是谁身上？ 毕竟只有两个人。 Whose? Who had it, Ivy? I mean, there's just two of them.
你猜对的概率是五五开。 You've got a 50-50 chance.
罗伊！
恐怕您已经出局了，夫人。 Roy!
哈蒂，脚趾上 皲裂渗血的湿疹。 Hattie, cracked and bleeding eczema on her toes.
是的... Yes...
发生了什么？ What is happening?
你是否在怨恨的悬崖上 失足坠落 Have you lost your footing on the cliff of resentment
当你意识到 这一切毫无事实依据？ as you realize there is no factual basis to it?
我本该成为那个 亲手做到的人——这才是重点。 I would have loved to have been the one that did that, is my point.
你知道我为什么不能说对不起？ You know why I can't say sorry?
开导开导我。 Enlighten me.
因为你太需要它了。 Because you need it too much.
你渴求道歉，渴求赞美，渴求关注， 渴求口交，渴求意大利家具， You need sorry, and praise, and attention, and blowjobs, and Italian furniture,
还他妈要在屋顶铺爱尔兰苔藓！ and Irish fucking moss on the fucking roof!
你简直是个无底洞！ You are a bottomless pit of need!
是啊，你说得对。 Yeah, well, you're right.
我是吗？ I am?
是啊。 Yeah.
你说我对？什么意思？ What do you mean, I'm right?
我确实需要情感联结。 I do need connection.
需要亲密关系的交流 And an exchange of intimacy
需要我这不完美的本性 得到认可 and the flawed nature of who I am validated
当我在这世间跋涉前行 怀揣着期盼 as I journey through this life hoping
盼那一人能看见我 爱我，拥我入怀。 that one person might see me, love me, and hold me.
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I see.
你是睿智的哲人， 而我不过是个贱人。 You're the wise philosopher, and I'm the bitch.
正是如此。而我退出了。 Exactly. And I'm out.
胜利者。 The victor.
西奥，我实在抱歉。 Theo, I'm so sorry.
悲伤如潮水般将我掏空。 I'm so sad, it just hollows me out.
仿佛错过了他们半生时光。 I feel like I've missed half their lives.
失去他们后，我不知该如何生活。 And I don't know what to do without them.
我只是——我想我只是想要你 给我一个拥抱 I just-- I think I just want you to give me a hug
或者类似这种可悲的举动。 or something pathetic like that.
早上好。 Morning.
我可能去跑个步。 Think I might just go for a run.
该死。 Shit.
你——你来错地方了，伙计。 You-- You're in the wrong place, buddy.
你死了吗？ Are you dead?
别动。 Wait there.
停下。求你了，停下好吗？ Stop. Will you stop, please?
求求你，求求你，停下，停下，停下。 Please, please, stop, stop, stop.
停下！ Stop!
跑得不错？ Good run?
嗯。 Yeah.
嗯，挺好。 Yeah, fine.
我去洗个澡。 Just gonna shower.
嘿，简。 Hey, Jane.
他做了什么？ He did what?
你救了一头鲸？ You saved a whale?
我不是一个人。 I wasn't alone.
你他妈在开玩笑吧？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你生气是因为你讨厌鲸鱼？ You're angry because you hate whales?
你没告诉我。 You didn't tell me.
-没有。 -为什么不？ -No. -Why not?
你看起来很忙。 You looked busy.
别扯这个。 我问你跑步感觉如何， Don't play that card. I asked you how was your run,
你回答“挺好”， 没说“挺好，我救了条鲸鱼”。 and you said, "Fine," not, "Fine, I saved a whale."
-我—— -只告诉我为什么瞒着我。 -I-- -Just tell me why you didn't tell me.
不想让你破坏气氛。 Didn't want you to ruin it.
我怎么可能破坏它？ How would I ruin it?
因为你从不认真对待任何事， 而这件事很严肃。
其实还挺有灵性的。 Because you don't take anything seriously, and it was serious.
试试看。我可是能深沉得很有灵性。 Try me. I can be deeply spiritual.
我边听迪帕克·乔普拉的冥想录音边自慰。 I masturbate to Deepak Chopra meditations.
-这不就证明我的观点了？ -得了吧。 -Think you proved my point. -Oh, please.
我知道自己偶尔会像个混蛋， 但请给我机会。 I know I can be a bit of an arse, but give me a chance.
嗯... Well...
我曾触摸过这美丽的生灵， I had my hands on this beautiful creature,
仿佛我们正在交流。 and it was like we were communicating.
当我站在水中 与鲸共处时， As I was standing in the water with the whale,
被众人环绕着，而... surrounded by these people, and...
一切仿佛融为一体。 It just felt like everything was one.
我们、鲸鱼、大海。 Us, the whale, the sea.
然后发生了某种变化... And something happened...
...在我们灵魂深处。 ...deep in our core.
那景象如此美丽。 And it was beautiful.
而我依然站在那里， And then I was still standing there,
水深及腰， 看着他游向远方。 waist-deep in the water, watching him swim away.
然后... And...
我开始哭泣，只因那感觉... I started crying, just because it was...
我只是... I just...
...感到幸福。 ...was happy.
你哭了？这很美。 You cried? That's beautiful.
然后这个问题在我心里升起。 And then this question rose up inside me.
是什么？太神奇了。 What was it? This is amazing.
这太像你了。就像从前的你。 This is so you. It's like the old you.
是这样的："人生只有一次。 It was, "You only have one life.
那你他妈为什么和艾薇在一起？" So why the fuck are you with Ivy?"
天啊。 Jesus.
我不是故意刻薄。 I don't mean to be mean.
我一直在逃避这个问题， 因为我不想问出口， I've been trying to push it away, 'cause I don't wanna ask the question,
但我心里清楚答案。 but I know the answer.
我必须走了。 I have to go.
去个你不会说话的地方。 To somewhere where you're not talking.
结束了，艾薇。 We're done, Ivy.
他妈的结束时间由我说。 I fucking say when we're done.
去你妈的，还有你那个自杀式 博眼球的大白鲸朋友。 Fuck you and your suicidal attention-seeking whale friend.
我是认真的，我们结束了。 I'm being serious, we are done.
看看我们。 Look at us.
行吧。我们完了。 但结束是因为我决定的！ Fine. We're done. But we're done because I decided it!
不是你。 Not you.
你—— 你是个好律师，对吧？ You are-- You are a good lawyer, right?
嗯。主要处理房产案， Yeah. I mean, mostly real estate,
不过离婚案也多半涉及房产。 but divorce is mostly about real estate.
什么？所以你——你从未处理过这类案子？ What, so you-- you've never done this?
不算，但都差不多。 别紧张。 Not exactly, but they're pretty much all the same. Relax.
-今天真够悲催的，兄弟。 -是啊。 -It's a sad day, man. -Yeah.
你和艾米是怎么维持关系的？ How do you and Amy make it work?
不知道。惯性使然。 I don't know. Inertia.
什么？我还以为你们挺好的。 What? I thought you guys were good.
不，我们确实很好。 No, we are. We're good.
就像我们年轻时， It's like, when we were young,
我总能预知她要说什么 甚至在她开口前。 it was like I knew what she was gonna say before she even said it.
可现在，有时她话音刚落 我竟也听不懂她在说什么。 And now, sometimes I don't know what she said even after she says it.
是啊。 Right.
但你知道，我爱她。 But, you know, I love her.
所以，这就是全部。 So, there's that.
行吧。咱们赢下这局。 All right. Let's win this thing.
嗯。 Yes.
别说话。 Don't talk.
-布鲁诺，坐下。 -抱歉，发生了什么？ -Bruno, sit. -Sorry, what is happening?
埃莉诺，你不能带狗进来。 Eleanor, you cannot bring in the dog.
这是我的情绪支持动物。 It's my emotional support animal.
这是条危险的狗。 It's a dangerous dog.
只有当它觉得我受到威胁时才会。 Only when it feels I'm threatened.
这招根本是胡扯，你心里清楚。 It's a bullshit tactic, and you know it.
这套路是不是有点老套又怪异？ Isn't this a bit of a weird cliché?
就是那种 凶悍的离婚律师套路。 You know, the ferocious divorce lawyer thing.
是啊，但只是... Yeah, but just...
艾薇，是他吗？ Ivy, is this him?
对，就是他。我叫西奥。 Yeah, this is him. My name's Theo.
这个嘛，我私下说句， Well, this is a personal aside,
但她居然让你上过她 but the fact she ever let you fuck her
就该让她 把每一分钱都榨干。 should be enough for her to claim every dollar.
-哇。 -天啊。 -Wow. -Jesus.
行，让我说清楚 在这蠢货烦死我之前。 Okay, let me lay it out before this putz bores me to death.
她一直养活着 这只靠底层人吃喝的垃圾， She has been living and supporting this bottom feeding piece of shit,
背负着他永无止境的失败 carrying his endless fucking failures
和十五年来“妈妈救救我”的 可怜巴巴的哀求。 and needy, "Mummy help me" anguish for 15 years.
所以现在就答应滚蛋， So just agree you'll fuck off now,
我们再也不想见到你， 她会扔给你十万块。 we'll never see you again, and she'll throw you a hundred grand.
行吧... Okay...
我的想法是，要不我们拿 餐厅25%的股份 My thoughts, how about we take 25% of the restaurants
加上房子，这样行吗？ and the house, and we'll be good?
行吧，我只想拿房子。 Okay, look, I just want the house.
-别废话。 -房子休想拿走。 -Don't talk. -You're not having the house.
别说话。好吧，这价格 在我们预算范围内，所以—— Don't talk. Okay, well that seems like in our ballpark, so let's--
等等，我客户亲自设计建造了 Okay, wait, my client designed and built
那栋获奖的破房子， that award-winning fucking house,
现在被你那个精神病婊子客户 据为己有。 that your sociopathic whore hole of a client now claims as hers.
-巴里！ -巴里！贱货窝？ -Barry! -Barry! Whore hole?
啥？我还以为律师们 在刻薄呢。 What? I thought the lawyers were being mean.
这难道不是——不？ Isn't that-- No?
这是戏剧的一部分。 请别说话，这太破坏气氛了。 It's part of the theater. Please don't talk, it's very undermining.
我们该表现得更像英国人些 才对。 Let's be a little bit more British about this.
彬彬有礼，风度翩翩，理性克制。 Polite, courteous, rational.
是啊，这又不是与生俱来的天性 Yeah, it's not like it's in our blood
为了掠夺、谋杀和奴役 其他文化来获取我们想要的东西。 to pillage, murder, and enslave other cultures to get what we want.
-别说话。 -别说话。 -Don't talk. -Don't talk.
好，我们要全部。结束。 Okay, we want everything. The end.
这不算谈判。 That's not negotiating.
不，这是胜利。 No, it's winning.
十万块，他就能带着完整的脸离开这里。 Hundred grand, and he walks out of here with his face still attached.
对吧，布鲁诺？ Right, Bruno?
房子不能给你，艾薇。 这是我设计的，我亲手建造的。 You can't have the house, Ivy. I designed it. I built it.
这房子就是我想要的全部。 其他东西都给你。其他所有东西。 It's all I want. You can have everything. Everything else.
我拿走房子。 我们握手言和离开此地， I take the house. We walk out of here, firm handshake,
-各自继续生活。 -就这么定了。 -and get on with our lives. -We'll take it.
-不行。 -不行？ -No. -No?
你想离婚， 我想要房子。 You want the divorce, I want the house.
我们占上风了。 We are winning here.
你拿走公司，买栋新房子。 You get the company, buy a new house.
不行。 No.
我听见他们在说什么。 I can hear what they're saying.
好吧，房子也归我们。就这样。 Okay, we get the house, too. The end.
不行！没门。 No! No deal.
布鲁诺，坐下闭嘴。 Bruno, sit and shut up.
那又怎样？我们一无所获。 So, what? We're nowhere.
看来是这样。 Looks like it.
巴里，你和艾米要去 中秋节吗？ Barry, are you and Amy going to the Harvest Moon Festival?
去，艾米最喜欢这个节日了。 Yeah, Amy loves it.
我也是。 I do, too.
部落鼓声对我来说 有点太过喧闹了 It's a little bit too much tribal drumming for me
因为我有耳鸣， 但我们会去的。 'cause I have tinnitus, but we'll be there.
-好。 -抱歉，能把话题拉回我们身上吗？ -Good. -Sorry, can we please focus on us?
好吧。行。嗯。 All right. Fine. Yes.
但现在我是以朋友身份提醒你们。 But I'm speaking as your friend now.
你们或许该重新考虑。 Maybe rethink this, guys.
我是说... I mean...
我知道发生了太多事， 但你真的很棒。 I know a lot has gone down, but you're great.
你们在一起也很棒。 And you're great together.
我的意思是，当然有些日子感觉糟透了， 你们恨不得活剥对方的皮， I mean, sure, some days it feels horrible, and you want to skin each other alive,
但有些日子不是这样，对吧？ but some days it doesn't, right?
有个人在身边挺好的。 It's nice to have someone.
我的建议是... And my advice would be...
尽量专注于那些日子， try to focus on those days,
想摇头时就点头， 然后只说一句：“搞什么鬼？” nod when you wanna shake your head, and just say, "What the fuck?"
做爱时永远想着别人 And always think of other people when you have sex.
这是基本准则。 That's standard.
你能做到的。 You can make it.
真够精彩的，巴里。 Well, that was just lovely, Barry.
我们照样能拿到那该死的房子。 We're still getting the fucking house.
走吧，艾薇。 Let's go, Ivy.
她真的很擅长...法律。 She's really good... at law.
我会把你拆解得体无完肤 直到你求我拿下这栋房子。 I will pick you apart until you beg me to take this house.
我可是能忍受很多痛苦的。 这点早有证明。 Well, I can endure a lot of misery. That's proven.
你根本不知道 我对你有多好，先生。 You have no idea how nice I've been to you, mister.
这房子是我的，艾薇。 I'm getting the house, Ivy.
我设计它，我建造它。 I designed it, and I built it.
我付了钱。 And I paid for it.
-你在烧什么？ -你的烹饪书。 -What are you burning? -Your cookbooks.
这是1907年埃斯科菲耶的初版， 法国厨师的废物食谱。 This is a 1907 first edition of Escoffier, French wanker cookbook.
这本我浇了白兰地， 所以正确说法应该是“火焰烧烤”。 This one I've covered in brandy, so I think the correct term is, "flambé."
哈蒂和罗伊来电。 Incoming call from Hattie and Roy.
-你告诉他们了吗？ -我实在不忍心。 -Have you told them? -I didn't have the heart.
我也是。 Me neither.
接电话。 Answer.
嗨，爸妈。 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
嗨！ Hi!
嘿。我们听说你们要离婚了。 Hey. We hear you're getting divorced.
怎么知道的？ How?
巴里的Instagram。 Barry's Instagram.
我们为你感到高兴。 We're so happy for you.
-你... -怎么了？ -You... -What?
我们梦寐以求的时刻。 We've dreamed about this.
我们只想说 我们钦佩你的勇气 We just wanted to say we admire your courage
让彼此摆脱 这场噩梦般的死亡螺旋 to release each other from the nightmarish death spiral
过去十年你们深陷其中的 that you've been in for the past decade.
得跑了。字面意思。32公里。 Gotta run. Literally. 32k.
-爱你！拜拜！ -再聊。 -Love you! Bye! -Talk to you.
那是什么？ What is that?
我在烧你的绿色苔藓。 I'm burning your green moss.
烟雾颜色真美。 Lovely color smoke.
美国苔藓可不会冒出这种烟。 You wouldn't get that from American moss.
嘿，哈尔。在14号房间 循环播放波尔卡舞曲，音量开到最大。 Hey, Hal. Play polka at full volume on loop in room 14.
无常春藤系统覆盖指令。 No Ivy override.
哈尔！关掉它！ Hal! Turn it off!
-锁上14号房门。 -哈尔！关掉它！ -Lock door of room 14. -Hal! Turn it off!
-持续五小时。 -西奥！ -For five hours. -Theo!
你这混蛋！西奥！ You asshole! Theo!
-把音量调低，哈尔。 -天啊！ -Turn volume down, Hal. -Oh, my God!
艾薇，这是份协议 把房子过户给我。 Ivy, here's an agreement giving me the house.
请签字。 Please sign it.
音量开大点，哈尔。 Full volume please, Hal.
-抱歉亲爱的，听不见你说话。 -我要在你枕头上拉屎！ -Sorry, darling. Can't hear you. -I'm going to do a shit on your pillow!
去你妈的！ Fuck you!
-艾米？ -嗨。你还好吗？ -Amy? -Hi. You okay?
巴里担心你们俩 要互相残杀。 Barry was worried you guys were trying to destroy each other.
必要时才这样。 Only if necessary.
等她耳朵开始流血时 就该明白道理了。 I'm hoping she'll see reason when her ears start bleeding.
得检查能量值。失陪了。 Gotta check your energy. Excuse me.
抱歉。 Sorry.
这想法很阴暗，西奥。非常阴暗。 That's very dark, Theo. Very dark.
我需要它，艾米。我要买下这栋房子。 I need it, Amy. I am getting the house.
但比起我们身体这座房子， 一栋房子算什么？ But what's a house compared to the house that is our bodies?
或许该找个朋友开车去墨西哥。 Maybe you gotta drive to Mexico with a friend.
我们吃蘑菇，喝龙舌兰。 And we take peyote. We drink tequila.
不停地摩擦，不停地摩擦。 And we rub and we rub.
然后吃一个接一个的墨西哥卷饼 接一个接一个地吃。 And then we get taco after taco after taco.
热辣辣的。 Muy caliente.
好的。感谢你的好意， 即便比喻有些混乱， Okay. Thank you for the kind offer, if confused metaphor,
但我不会离开我的家。 but I am not leaving my house.
你真要抛下巴里走人？ Would you really just up and leave Barry?
离开巴里？什么？不不不。 Leave Barry? What? No, no, no.
我只想找个夜晚 体验些新鲜事，行吗？ I'm looking for one night of strange, okay?
好让我忘掉自己四十多岁 脸都快融化了的事实。 So that I can forget that I'm 40-whatever and my face is melting off.
而且我的器官此刻 某种四期病症呢。 And my organs are probably brewing up a Stage IV something as we speak.
但我知道谁该 开车送我去化疗 But, I know who I want driving me to chemo
就是我那个又笨又傻的 蠢丈夫巴里。 and that's my big, dumb, stupid husband, Barry.
总之等你冷静了再给我打电话。 Anyway, call me when you get rational.
哈尔，我是艾薇。 Hal, it's Ivy.
嗯，艾薇。 Yes, Ivy.
能帮我打开日历吗？ Can you open my calendar, please?
哦，该死。 Oh, fuck.
全国连锁店所有鱼类订单 都被取消了？ All our fish orders are cancelled for the entire chain across the country?
我的日程表一片空白。 My diary's blank.
-今天？ -天天如此。 -For today? -Every day.
为什么订了两吨芝士酱 和四吨棉花糖？ Why have we ordered two tons of Cheez Whiz and four tons of marshmallow?
-混蛋。 -太刺激了。管它是什么。 -Fucker. -It's exciting. Whatever it is.
你这疯子天才。 You mad genius.
哦，太好。你醒了。 Oh, good. You're awake.
听着，我自学了人工智能。 Look, I've been teaching myself AI.
是你。 It's you.
让我告诉你个超级有趣的秘密。 Let me tell you a funny, funny secret.
我故意把这栋楼搞砸了。 I deliberately fucked the building up.
没错。我设计它像他妈的乐高一样 可以拆解。 Yep. I engineered it to come apart, like fucking Lego.
人们必须明白世间万物皆非永恒。 People have to learn nothing's solid.
除了这块岩石。 Apart from this rock.
那...那是吸毒的烟管吗？ Is... is that a crack pipe?
这叫深度伪造。很酷吧？ It's called deepfake. Isn't it fun?
也是西方文明的终结。 Also, the end of Western civilization.
艾薇，你拿我的... 这是我的—— Ivy, what are you doing with... Is that my--
手机？没错，很可怕。 Your phone? Yeah, well feared.
我要把这个 发给你的所有客户，配上字幕： I'm going to send this to all of your clients captioned,
“真相如烟，贱人们。” "Smoke the truth, bitches."
除非你现在就把房子过户给我。 Unless you sign the house over to me now.
真有意思。你—— Funny. You--
太慢了！ Too slow!
哦，操。 Oh, fuck.
被打的时候你挺可爱的。 You look cute when beaten.
嘿，你怎么样？多吃点东西。 Hey, how you doing? Eat more food.
你好。非常感谢。 见到你真好。 Hi. Thank you so much. So nice to see you.
嗨，艾薇。 Hi, Ivy.
每年冬天， 我脚趾缝里都会长个疣。 Every winter, I get this wart between my toes.
磨碎后拌进炖肉里 简直绝妙。 It's fucking brilliant when grated into your ragout.
再加点朴素的蘑菇。 菇菇菇菇菇菇菇！ Add in the simple mushroom. Shroomy-shroom-shroom-shrooms!
快他妈签字吧艾薇， 不然永远没完没了。 Sign the fucking papers, Ivy, or it will never end.
天啊，不行！ Jesus, no!
还有鼹鼠。嗯，是棕色的。 And the mole. Well, it's brown.
-痣可以去。 -不行！不行去。痣不能去。 -Mole is go. -No! No go. Mole is no go.
-你在干什么？ -谁吃了蘑菇？ -What are you doing? -Who's had the mushrooms?
大家都吃了。 Everybody.
不行不行！绝对不行。别吃！ No, no! Absolutely not. Don't eat it.
不行，别吃！给我！ No, don't. Give me those!
不行，抱歉。别吃那个！ No, sorry. Don't eat that!
不行不行不行不行。 No, no, no, no.
把衣服穿上！ Put your clothes back on!
别这么恶心！ Stop being gross!
别他妈吃那个！ Don't fucking eat it!
没法干活？ Not working?
餐厅被卫生部门勒令停业， 今晚休息。 Restaurant closed by health order, so night off.
真可惜。 Shame.
你呢？ You?
被所有客户解雇了。 Got fired by all my clients.
真棒。 Sweet.
这看起来真棒。 That looks great.
荨麻烩饭，就像我们在意大利那家小店吃到的那样。 Stinging nettle risotto just like the one we had in that little place in Italy.
来。 Here.
-惊艳。 -这个？ -Stunning. -That?
丹宁斯的黑森林蛋糕。可以，请用。 Black forest from Dennings. Yes, you may.
让我为你设计一栋绝美的房子 远在万里之外， Let me design you an amazing house many, many thousands of miles from here,
然后你把这栋房子的 产权证给我。 and then you give me the deed for this house.
我们甚至可以怀旧地 来场告别性交。 We can even have nostalgic one time good-bye sex.
承认我们曾有过美好时光 却最终坠入深渊， Then admit we had a good run and then went into a ditch,
那深渊毁了我们 也扼杀了我们的爱。 which disfigured us and killed our love.
但此刻，我们正迈入 崭新的篇章。 But that now, we're going into a new phase.
更幸福的人生。 A happier life.
里面是什么？这是... What's in that? Is this...
覆盆子？是的。我拌进去了。 Raspberries? Yes. I laced them in.
但樱桃的味道掩盖得很好， But the taste of cherries masks it well,
不过话说回来， 你的味觉可是出了名的敏锐。 but then again, you do have a famously brilliant palate.
糟了。你过敏对吧？ Oh, shit. You're allergic, aren't you?
别慌。一切都在掌控中，亲爱的。 Don't panic. It's all in hand, my darling.
肾上腺素在这里 这就是解决你问题的良方。 Here is the epinephrine that's the solution to your problem.
-你这是在... -还有这份崭新的合同， -What are you... -And here is a fresh new contract,
把房子过户给我。 signing the house over to me.
你这混蛋。我简直不敢相信... You prick. I can't believe...
我们真的必须分开。 这实在难以忍受。 We really do need to be apart. This is unbearable.
很简单。 签字。我用这个捅你。 It's simple. Sign that. I stab you with this.
-各自过各自的生活。 -绝不。 -We move on with our lives. -Never.
我真心觉得这是 对我们最理想的解决方案。 I really do think it is the best solution for us.
反正你死了，房子照样归我继承。 If you die, I inherit the house anyway.
所以无论怎样，对我来说都是 双赢的局面。 So, either way, it's a elegant win-win situation for me.
艾薇。老天。快签字吧。 Ivy. Christ. Just sign the paper.
别胡闹了，快签字！ Don't be crazy. Just sign it!
谢天谢地。 Thank Christ.
你本会放任我死去。 You would've let me die.
才不会。我知道你会签的。 No. I knew you'd sign it.
我感谢你。 And I thank you.
-谢谁？ -谢什么？ -Who? -What?
谢谁？ Thank who?
赞达亚？ Zendaya?
你知道我绝不会 让你死的，艾薇。我—— You know I was never gonna let you die, Ivy. I--
如果你在找白旗， 我猜它们在更衣室里。 If you're looking for the white flags, I think they're in the dressing room.
开始觉得事情 有点失控了。 Starting to think that things are getting a little out of hand.
-你这么觉得？ -只是直觉。 -You think? -Just an instinct.
把枪收起来，艾薇。 Put the gun away, Ivy.
你该走了，西奥。 You need to leave, Theo.
否则怎样？你会开枪？ Or what? You'll shoot me?
如果你离开就不会。 Well, not if you leave.
我敢肯定 我们根本没装子弹—— I'm pretty sure we never loaded it anyway--
-我敢肯定装了。 -天啊！艾薇！ -Pretty sure we did. -Jesus! Ivy!
-走开，西奥！ -你变成什么样子了？ -Leave, Theo! -What have you become?
看看你自己！ I mean, just look at yourself!
你以为我不知道吗？ Don't you think I know?
试图爱你 让我变得扭曲变形 Trying to love you has made me bent and distorted
因为你是个该死的 无法相处的人！ because you're a fucking impossible person!
当然你有枪 因为你他妈的鲁莽，艾薇！ Of course, you have a gun because you are fucking reckless, Ivy!
这就是杀死我们的东西。你的自私。 That's what's killed us. Your selfishness.
无休止的深夜狂饮 和侍者们鬼混。 Endless late night drinking with the waiters.
他妈的无数选择 却没有我们！ Fucking millions of choices that weren't us!
我本该守在这里 看着你对着法式瓷砖手淫 I should've been here watching you masturbate over French tiles
同时打磨你的自我形象 while burnishing your self image
通过重建我们的孩子 和这该死的房子！ by rebuilding our children and this fucking house!
你抛弃了我。我必须拥有些什么！ You abandoned me. I had to have something!
你从未正眼看过我，西奥。 You never looked at me, Theo.
有些夜晚我会等上一小时 或许两小时，想着： Some nights I'd wait an hour, maybe two, thinking,
"他会看我吗？ 他他妈想知道我是谁吗？" "Is he gonna look at me? Does he fucking want to know who I am?"
我知道你是谁。 只是他妈的不再在乎罢了。 I knew who you were. I just didn't fucking care for it anymore.
那句台词我根本没演， 但感觉时机恰到好处。 I didn't even do that one, but it felt like appropriate timing.
该死！ Shit!
记住，这枪的扳机特别灵敏。 极其危险！ Remember, this is a hair trigger. It's very dangerous!
换作是我早就走了，西奥。 I'd leave if I was you, Theo.
该死！你越说我越火！ Fuck! You're just making me madder!
艾薇。我们都说出过 不该说的话。 Ivy. We both have said things we didn't mean.
-我说的是真心话！ -我说的也是真心话！ -I meant them! -I meant them too!
天啊！你根本不在乎我死活！ Oh, my God! You don't care if I'm dead!
你他妈有枪啊，艾薇！ You've got a fucking gun, Ivy!
我只有水果和餐具。 I've got fruit and utensils.
是啊，谢谢你提醒我！ Yeah, thanks for reminding me!
朱莉娅·柴尔德那破炉子！ Julia Child's fucking ugly stove!
别碰炉子！别碰那个！不！别碰那个！ Not the stove! Not that! No! Not that!
放下枪！ Drop the gun!
行！你他妈的—— Okay! Will you fucking--
哈尔，关灯。 Hal, lights off.
哈尔，开灯。 Hal, lights up.
我打中了！我打中了！瞄准就打中了！ I hit it! I hit it! I aimed and I hit it!
艾薇。你太荒谬了。 Ivy. You're being ridiculous.
把房子给我。 生意留给你。 Just give me the house. You get the business.
我们各自得到心爱之物。 We both get something we love.
我本该是你心爱之物。 I should be the something you love.
你曾经是。 You were.
你他妈就是我的一切。 You were fucking everything to me.
是你先停下的。你不该停的。 You stopped. You're not supposed to stop.
-是你先停的。 -你先停的！ -You stopped. -You stopped first!
-我根本没停！ -骗子！ -I never stopped! -Liar!
慢点！ Slow down!
-哈尔，锁门。 -哈尔，开门。 -Hal, lock door. -Hal, unlock door.
-哈尔，锁门。 -开门！ -Hal, lock door. -Unlock door!
哈尔，锁门。 Hal, lock door.
你刚才说的话是认真的吗？ 说你从未停歇过？ Did you mean what you just said, that you never stopped?
还是因为我当时 拿着枪追你？ Or just the fact I was chasing you with a gun, right?
不。不，我是认真的。 No. No, I meant it.
那为何离开我？ Why leave me then?
因为你恨我 而我无法承受。 Because you hated me and I couldn't bear it.
我没有。 I didn't.
你似乎没为我们的遭遇 感到足够痛苦。 You didn't seem to be in enough pain for what had happened to us.
我确实痛苦。 I was.
现在也是。 I am.
只是... It's just...
只是很难表现出来，你懂的？ It's just hard to show it, you know?
难以察觉。 Difficult to see it.
哈尔，开门。 Hal, unlock door.
说实话，反正我怀疑 没有你我活不下去。 Truth is, I doubt I could live without you anyway.
我也离不开你。 And I, you.
所以，这是谋杀自杀协议？ So, murder suicide pact then?
我们总在言语间游刃有余。 We're so good at words.
可我们永远找不到 真正需要的那些话。 And yet we could never find the ones we needed.
我对你太粗心了。 I was careless with you.
你受伤了，而我深陷 自己的痛苦无法触及你。 You were hurt and I was so lost in my own pain that I couldn't get to you.
我太残忍了。 I was cruel.
我以为我们坚不可摧， 你是我这世上唯一的人。 I thought we were impregnable, and you were my person in the world.
我实在抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
天哪。 Oh, jeez.
真是天啊。 Jesus indeed.
我是说，我们差点就... I mean, we nearly...
我知道。 I know.
他妈的！ Fucking hell!
要不是你投球像喘不过气的幼儿。 If you didn't throw like a winded toddler.
要么你射门像只迷路的鼹鼠。 Or you shoot like a confused mole.
不过你还能这样出现 还算勇敢。 Brave of you still to appear like that though.
我只想再试最后一次。 I wanted to try one last time.
我们差点就失去彼此， 这想法令人恐惧。 It's terrifying how close we came to losing each other.
真是个日子啊。 What a day.
我们真幸运。 Lucky us.
向来如此。 Always have been.
还记得初遇那日吗？ Remember when we met?
美好的一天。 Good day.
直到死亡将我们分开。 Death do us part.
哈尔...奏响我们的曲子，点燃篝火吧。 Hal... play our song and light the fire.
广东绿皇香鸡 虎门专卖店提供翻译《片名：玫瑰》 Green Emperor Fragrant Chicken (Guangdong) Humen Store 《film title：The Roses 》