Sir are you alright!?
Can you hear me!
An unidentified male around mid-30s was hit by
a truck and is currently in an unconscious state
He appears to be under Hemorrhagic Shock
Truck driver seems to be fine
...oh right I was overrun by a truck
Two highschoolers who were seen to have been similarly
overrun by a truck are currently still missing
and are being searched for, requiring immediate assistance
Did those three manage to survive?
Be careful he's heavy
Hah....that's right isn't it
On top of having food delivered up to my room with a simple bang on the floor,
I"ve been a shut in for 20 years now
Sir do you know where you are right now?!
Oh shut it
You don't have to be so loud
Huh?
What is this?
Blood pressure falling!
Prepare for blood transfusion! Sir, can you hear me?
Do you remember your name?
Can you speak?
Will I die?
Whatever, my life had hit hit a dead end anyway
But at the very least I wanted to graduate from virginity.
Ahh it's bright
I'm somehow still alive
Hey, hey what's up with this guy
Eh are you serious? I'm like 100kg you know how did he so easily..
ah what you doing? Stop, it's disgusting
What is this, seriously?
Zenith
what is it, blushing like that
Big BOOBIES
What is she saying?
Or rather where is this? Wasn't I in the hospital?
What is this guy doing? I'm an injured patient you know
Still, she's a beauty. European phenotype maybe?
If you keep being so defenseless I might just feel them up you know~
I seem to have gotten reincarnated
To think something so fantastical could have actually happened.
Paul and Zenith, as for their age they seem to in their early twenties
Looking at it from my point of view being 34 myself, they're youngsters.
Making babies this early, truly enviable.
Still, being able to suck breasts of such a hottie and for free, it's the best.
Although somehow, her being a mother I didn't get aroused at all
Rudyyyy
Where are you?
Rudeus!
It seems as though my name is Rudeus
Since half a year has passed I've begun to understand the language
Seems as though my memory is quite good now, due to still being so young.
Lilia the maid.
She seems to be an owner of quite a magnificent pair
Hey Rudy!
You shouldn't be moving on your own.
This isn't something you cover on your head.
What's wrong Lilia?
Zenith-sama, it's a little hard for me to say
it's just it seems as though with Rudeus-sama there's something not quite....
N-No actually it's nothing
What is it now, being so evasive?
He's still a baby, making a mistake and accidentally
wearing panties is not something unusual.
No, it's just...
A beautiful scenery.
I've seen a picture like this before.
Is it Europe after all?
still....
This is way out in the boonies isn't it?
And there's no electricity or gas just what century is this?
Like even if you get reincarnated a guy ,I would want a PC at least right?\b0}
eh?
What is he doing?
oh shit!
Rudy!
Young Master!
Are you ok?
It's better not move someone when they hit their head lady.
To not even cry after that....
There there
Just to be safe,
A charm that will make the pain go away
I'll cast it on you ok?
God's grace is a bountiful nourishment. Let it be granted onto thee who
has lost his strength and will to stand up and walk upright once more!
Hey hey what kind of joke is this?
Is it this country's version of "Pain, Pain go away"?
Following the father even my mom's a chuuni?
A pretend warrior and a cleric getting married or something like that?
Healing
How is it?
Pain is all gone now right?
Mama used to be an adventurer you know despite how she looks.
What happened! There was this huge sound of
Dear! Rudy fell down from the chair, with his head..
Calm down, he's still a kid so he'll fall and
trip sometimes besides, even if he gets injured...
Could this place really be!?
But it's worrisome if the injury is too big and can't be treated...
It's fine
At this point I think it's ok to declare for sure that
This is some other world which is not earth.
A world of swords and magic
Body is a bit grown up now my legs and hands are no longer unsteady
Still magic huh?
Magic
Even a monkey would be in high spirits after hearing it wouldn't you say?
I want to it out myself ASAP
That said things I am able to do now are quite few
Books?
There were only 5 books in the house
Maybe books in this world are expensive or maybe
Paul and Zenith aren't exactly avid readers
To me, who owned thousands of books this is something unbelievable.
Although they were all Light Novels of course
I can't read it
First I have to know how to read the letters
And so about 1 year has passed
Although there are only 5 of these book sometimes
Paul would read them to me out loud as well and also
I've started to be able to recognize letters to a certain extent
Still, does that father really think a baby would
be able to understand the contents of these books
Still this book here is quite interesting, "Guidebook about Magic"
There is some familiar stuff here which I think
I've heard in my previous world too for example:
Magic has 2 kinds of activation methods, a magic circle and chanting however
it seems chanting is what's mainstream nowadays etc etc
There seem to be various options in regards to setting up magic but rather than that,
what caught my attention was the fact that a person's mana
capacity is almost always set in stone once they're born
I'm worried, it's not like my genetics would come into play and help out
Well for the time being lets give it a go.
eeh lets see "let there be a great divine protection
of water to the place where thou demands?"
"Let the cool refreshing stream flow here, Waterball"
Wasn't it supposed to fly out?
One more time!
It's the same as combo practice of fighting games
Lets focus and after imagining it in my head again and again, execute it.
I didn't chant yet did I?
So why?
This is all of my Mana(MP)?
Oh Rudy
You know you have to go to the toilet and
then straight to bed if you're feeling sleepy
Goddammit, to have been misunderstood as a bed-wetter when I'm 34
Goddammit! Goddammit!
After trying out various things I've understood a number of points:
That book, it's bullshit
After all, the more frequently I use magic the more my mana capacity goes up
and of course I can use magic even without chanting
Maybe what's written there is meant to be taken with a grain of salt
But then if this can be accomplished so easily what would be the point of chanting?
Maybe chanting is an instrument to make magic automated
Since even without intensely focusing on it each time in one's mind and
making it up you can just say the words and everything will work out
If that really is the case then it does have huge advantages.
First of all it's easy to teach, after all you can do it in one go after chanting
And in time I'm guessing chanting became absolutely necessary since
it was taught that way from the very beginning or something like that.
Secondly it's easier to use. After all combat magic
will be used in battle and it's more efficient
to just quickly chant it rather than close your
eyes intensely and focus on it like "GRRR" for ages
Rudy lets got to sleep now
AAAAAH! DEAR I CAN'T ANYMORE!
Now now we're just getting started!
Even my mana capacity increasing is a mystery
Maybe it refers to the limit of the magic capacity which can be gained after training
Something like even if you give your all and train like a madman magic capacity still having a pre-determined overall limit or..no
it's still early to make assumptions
that's right for example it growing in proportion to one getting older or no
maybe if one uses magic as a toddler or as a newborn the overall capacity grows exponentially larger in that timeframe only
and of course this aforementioned being my very own unique special disposition also can't be denied
I'm hyped now!
Otto, lets calm down a little.
Of this theory is correct, there is only one thing to do.
Train as much as possible before this growth period or timeframe of mine ends
But again how does one make this thing fly out?
What?
Looks like I finally managed to solve the inner workings of chanting
This magic I'm using right now has certain steps: Creation > Setting of size> Setting of firing speed >Activation
I'm probably not wrong in my assumption, that the ball didn't fly out because I hadn't "set" the firing speed at all.
By now I think I've increased my overall mana capacity so lets try out intermediate magic.
Lets see...
Oh gentle water spirit, the princess of streams flowing through the earth
With the power that sleeps within you, wash away all and everything, Splash Fro..
What on earth!
Wai...what is this?
Rudy!
Rudy? Are you alright?
Y-Yeah
A monster? No but around here...there shouldn't be any
Rudyyyy~
Did you read this book out loud?
Eh, a little scary what's up with those eyes
Could it be? That a kid who uses magic is dangerous and I'll be handed over to the inquisition or something?
NO PLEASE! I don't wanna be burned at the stake
I'm sorry
Di you hear that darling!
Our child was a genius after all!
Hol up, you do understand this is intermediate...
Hurry lets hire him a magic tutor!
B-before that we haven't even taught him how to read proper...
I'm sure he'll become an amazing magician in the future!
Wait up we promised he'd become a swordsman if it was a boy.
He can already use intermediate magic at his age you know.
But a promise is a promise right?
What promise? You're the one who always breaks them anyway.
This is not about me right now!
He could just learn magic in the morning and swordmanship in the afternoon.
Dear~ It's not good to quarrel in front of a child.
That's right
And so it was decided that we would hire a private magic tutor.
Paul seemingly does nothing but swing his sword and laze about but he is actually a knight who is entrusted with managing this village.
Thanks to that it seems we have enough financial leeway to even hire a private tutor for someone like me.
Still, in the end we still are in the boonies at the edge of the country.
Will there even be a suitable person who'll apply for the job?
Was what worried us a little but someone was found immediately.
According to my parent's expectation
the one who would come would be an already retired adventurer
someone old or middle-aged who had devoted and educated themselves to the ways of the magician for many years.
A stereotypical bearded guy who had this vibe off "that's a magician alright"...
..should've come but
My name is Roxy Migurdia, I look forward to working with you.
ummm
What the hell? Never mind a beard she doesn't seem to have properly grown it down there either
She's about a middle-schooler. Loli? Half-opened eyes? Unsociable? Considering all three together she is perfect.
Please be my wife.
Are you the uh private tutor
You are quite...um
SMALL aren't you?
Look who's talking.
Does she maybe have a complex with being small?
It's not like we're talking about her breasts you know.
So, where is the student I'm supposed to teach?
Ah it's this child.
Haaaah, indeed there are stupid parents like these sometimes, who think their child is talented just because they grow up a little fast.
Pssst we can hear you Roxy-san!
What was that again?
N-no nothing, it's just I don't think your child can yet even understand the concept of magic
Don't worry about it because our wittle Rudy-chan here is very talented.
I understand. I'll see what I can do.
huh? are we doing this outside?
Of course where else?
Magic in general can be divided into three types
Attack Magic, Healing Magic, Summoning Magic.
And each of them can be furthered classified in ranks: Elementary, Intermediate, Advanced, Saint, King, Emperor, God
And of course you need mana to be able to use magic.
The mana inside your body....
Is something wrong?
No it's nothing.
Anyway
For the time being I'll chant as an example, please try to to do the same.
Is chanting necessary?
Of course.
I knew it.
Let there be a great divine protection of water to the place where thou demands, let the cool refreshing stream flow here, Waterball
Well, what do you think?
Sensei, that tree is something mother painstakingly grew, I think she'll be quite angry.
That's bad news!
God's grace is a bountiful nourishment. Let it be granted onto those who have lost their strength and will to stand up again
Healing!
Ooooh cool. So you can use even healing magic.
Yea, up until intermediate rank
That is amazing!
No, anyone can do this much if they train enough.
She's so easy.
Well then, give it a go.
Yes!
Not even in the magic handbook was there anything about voiceless incantations
I just kept using it nonchalantly but maybe it's something taboo.
Roxy also said chanting is necessary.
Then maybe I'll just chant it properly for a while.
It maybe something important after all.
Let there be a great divine protection of water to the place where thou demands
What are you doing?
Aaah no it's just
How was it?
You shortened the chant didn't you?
Yes
Do you usually omit them like this?
Usually...ummm
I don't use chants at all.
At all?!
I see...
Usually you don't recite them at all.
I see
This indeed is turning into a fruitful promising endeavor.
Roxy-san! Could you please not use our tree as a guinea pig.
I swear!
I managed to make a blunder right away. Will I be fired from tomorrow?
Sensei I'm sorry....because of me
Oh snap.
I haven't talked to people for close to 20 years.
I can't seem to find the right words for a time like this.
No. Lets think about. Wasn't I doing this all the time?
As an Eroge protagonist what would be the best move at a time like this?
Sensei, right now you didn't make a blunder, you gained experience!
T-that's right isn't it
Thank you.
ouch!
More importantly Roxy-san, lets go inside.
First let us introduce ourselves as well, ok?
Hey!
Come on over already!
I'm very grateful but I don't have much to offer in return for your goodwill so
What are you saying? Come on in.
Rudy you too.
Yes.
Well then shall we get started?
Roxy's welcome party!
It's almost feels like a dream.
After being hit by a truck and left half-dead
No even if it is a dream I don't mind.
If it's this world maybe even I can do it.
Live like everyone else, work hard like everyone else, even If I trip to be able to pick myself up and still move forward.
I might be able to do it.
Even someone like me, a jobless shut-in and scum
To redo and start a new life.
To live by giving my all and to the best of my ability
*intense masturbation*
Tsk just shut it already
Get the fuck out you worthless neet!
shit
Just what the hell did I do to deserve this anyway?
That's why you.....
Seems like I ran out of mana while I was half training and half playing around by creating figures with earth magic
My mana capacity has increased substantially but it's not quite there yet, lets keep at it!
Still...
Quite lively, their sexual desire that is. Hopefully it's a sister.
Umu I don't want an younger brother
Lets see I'll bother them a little today.
"Mommy! Daddy! What is this act you both are involved in while being naked?"
I'm looking forward to their excuses.
*intense masturbation #2*
Roxy is a girl in the prime of her womanhood after all, it seems as though even i was bestowed with compassion to turn a blind eye.
Just kidding! What can I say, a feast for the eyes ehehehe~
It's been half a year since Roxy arrived
She's a good mentor
her lessons are fun and interesting
thanks to which I've easily grasped all of the attack type magics to intermediate rank, and with that out of the way
I'm in the middle of my new night classes with Roxy, oh and just because it's a "night" class doesn't mean we're doing something naughty of course.
To begin with, the thing we call Magic
is said to have originated long ago from a certain ancient tribe who to protect themselves from the invaders,
negotiated with the spirits
and as a result were able to command elements such as wind and earth.
As for Magic as we know it today, it's a result of the Humans who in their long wars with the Demon tribes,
imitated their magic and gradually morphed it into what we use today.
so magic also has a history~
Of course.
So it's a no no even If I'm posing as a kid
What can I say it's a merciless world out there for sure.
But really I'm astonished, to think there exist something like Spirits and Demons in this world.
Naturally....
Ah, by the way I'm also a Demon.
Ohhh! I didn't know that
Yes, do you remember how Paul and Zenith were surprised when they first saw me?
That was because Sensei is so SMALL right?
I'm not small!
It's my hair they were surprised at.
Hair?
You haven't been told about them? The Superd, a terrifying Demon Tribe.
No I haven't...are they really that terrifying?
Yes, this was about a four or five hundred years ago but
There was a large scale Human-Demon conflict called the Laplace Wars.
In that war it is said that the Superd rampaged like beasts committing mass slaughter not discriminating between friend or foe, women or children.
And after the war ended we learn that they were absolutely loathed by various Demon Tribes for their atrocities, leading to the Superd being exiled and chased out from the Demon Continent.
They're dangerous to that extent.
I was even often told as a child that if I stayed up too late, the Superd would come and eat me.
So even this world has scare stories like that.
Are you listening? Anyway, you absolutely must stay away from someone who possesses emerald green hair and has something similar to a red crystal attached to their forehead.
And if I don't?
You might have your entire family massacred.
I'll be careful...
It's not unusual for my hair to seem sort of green depending on the lighting.
Your hair is beautiful sensei
well thank you
But you should say that kind when you have a girl you like in the future.
I like you, sensei.
Is that so? If even after 10 years your thoughts don't change on the matter feel free to say that to me again.
It seems as though my "nice guy" skill that I've painstakingly tempered while playing eroge is not entirely useless after all.
Lines that would sound cheesy and embarrassing in my previous world are transformed into flashpoints of love here, passionate and unique. Ah I don't even understand what I'm saying anymore.
You'll be eaten by the Superd you know?
Yeees~
About a year has passed since Roxy arrived.
My magic lessons are going smoothly
Although the thing is I barely feel like my mana is being depleted these days, maybe it's due me training every day to increase the overall capacity.
As for swordsmanship...
like this you close the distance with a HUF and then HYAH!
Or something like that, you got that?
Step in with a HUF
and...
L-like this?
You fool! That was nothing but kyu and pew you have to go in with a BANG and then SLAM
well you know like I'm still 4 and my body hasn't exactly matured either.
There's still a long way ahead, lets give it our all!
What's matter what you doing there?
No, it's nothing
My homeland was a barren place where not even a single plant was allowed to flourish, so when I see this scenery an indescribable feeling wells up inside me.
Sensei right now I'm in bliss, I wish every single day from now could be like this.
Please take a look
You can narrowly see the mountains there right?
That's called the Red Dragon Mountain Range correct?
Correct
I see you've been studying diligently.
Way north from here,
across that mountain range there exists a country called Ranoa.
What kind of place is Ranoa?
In winter it's extremely cold
and snow piles up without end
I'm serious like thiiiiis high!
That does sound amazing I want to see it now.
Located there is the Ranoa Magic University, world's number 1 magic institution.
You would be able to partake in more sophisticated and modern courses and lectures.
School, not something I want to hear.
Magic University has no strict social requirements, discriminatory quirks and so on, they accept all sorts of races and is an institution devoted purely to the research of magic.
Rudy, if your wish is to continue walking on the path of a magic then I'd recommend going to Ranoa.
Before that....I'd first have to leave this house
No, it's nothing. Rather, I'm fine with just having you Master Roxy there's no need for me to go all the way over there.
Please don't call me like that.
You will easily surpass me,
and you wouldn't like calling someone who's inferior to you master isn't that right?
No I don't mind at all
Rudy, you will also understand in time.
Year and a half has passed since Roxy arrived. This country doesn't have a custom of celebrating birthdays every year.
Yet it has a custom of celebrating it every 5 years after being born by throwing a huge party.
Or more specifically at the ages of: 5, 10 and 15. At 15 one becomes an adult so it's very simple to understand.
Happy fifth birthday Rudy!
Thank you!
How long has it been since someone wished me a happy birthday and threw a birthday party? After I became a shut-in birthdays for me become even more irrelevant than public holidays.
Unexpectedly it feels good, I had completely forgotten this vibe.
Happy birthday son, this is from me.
Thank you very much father!
That sword might be a little too early for you but a man should always keep a sword inside his heart.
To be able to protect what you hold dear readiness of both heart and mind are necessary.
In the future you will also have wife and children.
Protecting them is your duty.
And you shouldn't get ahead of yourself just because you can use a little bit of magic.
After all Magic is at a disadvantage in close quarters not to mention
it has trouble to adapt to constantly shifting circumstances which can be present in battles
At times like those swordsmanship is very useful, a swordsmGHHH
Too long!
Happy birthday sweetie
Here we go, you like books after all
Thank you very much mother! I really did want something like this!
Oh my, what a sweet kid!
Rudy, here.
That's a magic stone in there,
it has a function of magnifying your magic output so I'm sure it'll come handy.
Pretty isn't it?
It's a custom to bestow a wand when a pupil is able to use elementary magic
but since you were already using it, it completely slipped my mind,
I'm sorry.
No what are you saying, thank you very much!
I'll take good care of it, Master.
At your age you've managed to learn all 4 types of advanced attack magic.
You can be a little more full of yourself you know?
It's because Master's teaching style is good
Still, with this over, what I can further provide you with has become scarce.
huh?
Rudy, tomorrow I'm going to hold a graduation test.
Graduation?
Whenever I look outside, it always comes back to me.
Memories of that day.
Pencil Dick! Pencil Dick! Pencil Dick!
Regret, helplessness
I can remember them like they were yesterday
In my previous life, how many times have I fantasized about it while I was locked up in my room full of anguish.
If maybe a great power could awaken withing me,
or if suddenly a beautiful girl who's a freeloader would crash at my humble abode.
Definitely. if these things happened that I would definitely be able to put some effort in my life or so I believed.
And now even though that type of ridiculous fantasy has really come true, my feet still refuse to move.
I can't shake the feeling that the exact same despair is still waiting for me outside.
Show some courage!
Don't give Up!
I'm so terrified I can't take a single step
Even if I swore in my heart that I would get serious and give my everything this time, my body just doesn't follow up.
I wanna cry
good boy good boy
Outside?
That's right, outside the village.
Can't we just do it inside our yard?
We can't.
We can't....hm?
For some reason he really hates the idea of going outside, perhaps afraid of monsters?
Don't worry, very rarely will you meet monsters around these parts.
Not to mention they're weak around here so even if we do meet them, Rudy you alone could even take care of them.
Rudy~ Don't worry Caravaggio is an obedient one.
Huhu could it be that you're scared?
of horses
No horses don't scare me in particular.
Surprisingly even you have a childish side, befitting your age.
Up we go!
Once you're on the horse your fear will disappear like the wind.
Master I can't!
Calm down, it's alright, you've got me with you.
Rudy! Do your best!
See? Told you it would be fine.
Don't look at me
Why are you looking? Stop looking at me.
Hey, thanks for that thing before
You're welcome
No, he wasn't staring at me.
Morning Roxy!
Good morning!
Everyone's looking at Roxy.
Caravaggio is in a good mood, he seems to be happy to give you a ride Rudy.
Is that so
What's up? Still scared?
No, think I'll be fine from now on.
Just what was I so afraid of?
Just who would even torment me in this tranquil village?
Roxy sure is amazing.
She's become completely accustomed the village life here and managed to fit in, in just 2 years. Even though she probably had also received prejudice due to her hair color.
This is a nice village isn't it Master?
Yes I'm also quite fond of it.
About here should be fine.
feels nice doesn't it?
Now, I'm going to use saint rank water magic.
I will only use it once, so watch carefully, remember the process and use it afterwards yourself.
This is the content of your graduation exam.
Are we doing it all the way here since it's a secret technique?
Wrong, it's because it might injure people and ruin the village crops.
Oh Majestic Spirit of Water, Prince of Lightning who has ascended the skies.
Grant My Wish, Bring About Your Frenzied Grace, Flaunt Your Great Power To This Insignificant Existence.
Strike The Anvil To Show Your Will With Thunderbolts of The Divine, Let Water Flood This Earth Till None Remain!
Oh Rain Wash Everything Away and Annihilate All Things In Your Way!
Cumulonimbus!
Aaaaah! What do we do!
M-master healing hurry!
That's right!
That was close.
I hope you'll keep this as a little secret between us.
Please be at ease, I won't tell anyone.
I'm counting on you.
Now then! Your Turn.
I'll keep Caravaggio safe in the meantime.
The graduation exam.
In other words after this Roxy's job here is done.
Oh Majestic Spirit of Water, Prince of Lightning who has ascended the skies.
It's Roxy we're talking about here, even if we ask her to stay she'd probably say something like she can't be a burden and use our goodwill since there's nothing else to teach anymore.
She'll probably leave as early as tomorrow, which means today is the last day.
Incredible
Oh Rain Wash Everything Away and Annihilate All Things In Your Way!
More, I wish we could have talked about more things together.
Cumulonimbus!
You know I didn't tell you to create a bigger one than what I showed you right?
Did I go overboard?
It's unfortunate.
Hm?
But after this I've truly run out of things to teach you.
Congratulations. With this you are now a Water Saint. A saint rank water magician.
Roxy-chan,
you can still stay with us you know, besides there are many cooking recipes you haven't taught me yet!
That's right and even the villagers will welcome you with open arms.
Thank you for your generous offer,
but for a while I plan to travel around the world while polishing my magic skills over again.
Is that so...?
well what can I say,
I'm sorry it seems as though because of Rudy you've lost some confidence in your magic.
Oi Paul, be a bit more considerate that's not exactly a good way to put it.
Rudy. I think I've done my utmost yet it seems as though I didn't have what it takes to guide you.
That's not true! Master you've taught me all sorts of things.
Ah almost forgot.
This is?
It's a protective amulet from my homeland.
I didn't have enough time to prepare a graduation present so bear it with just this.
I will take good care of it!
I'm happy to hear that.
Well then, with this..
Take care.
Maaaaaster!
Thank you for everything!
I've truly received a lot from her.
Knowledge, experience, technique,
but more importantly she managed to break me out.
Managing to go outside,
But at the same time without doubt this had been a trauma for most of my life.
And she's the one who fixed it without doubt.
I know, it was not something intentional, but still
I admire her. Lets give proper respect. To that small little girl.
Is what I was thinking?
I remembered the existence of Roxy's panties which I had stolen just a few days ago.
I'm sorry Roxy.