1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,503 # Melvin worked at the Tromaville Gym # 3 00:00:29,004 --> 00:00:32,006 # 90-pound weakling who got pushed around # 4 00:00:32,006 --> 00:00:35,510 # They dressed him up in a pink tutu? # 5 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:39,014 # They beat him up, and they threw him down # 6 00:00:39,014 --> 00:00:42,018 # He landed in a barrel of waste # 7 00:00:42,018 --> 00:00:45,521 # Toxic chemicals ate his face # 8 00:00:45,521 --> 00:00:49,025 # Mutated, energized by Tromatons # 9 00:00:49,025 --> 00:00:51,027 # This Jeresy hero's gonna clean up the place # 10 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,489 # Yeah # 11 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:55,613 # Toxic # 12 00:00:57,535 --> 00:01:01,039 # Avenger # 13 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:02,119 # Toxic # 14 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:05,543 # Avenger # 15 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,546 # He's a hideously deformed monster hero # 16 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:12,051 # Superhuman size and strength # 17 00:01:12,051 --> 00:01:15,054 # Pursuer of good, enemy of evil # 18 00:01:15,555 --> 00:01:18,558 # With his mighty mop, he'll never stop # 19 00:01:18,558 --> 00:01:21,561 # Truth and justice and his calling card # 20 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:25,065 # He's gonna fight crime across the land # 21 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:28,068 # Big business thinks he's gonna rip you apart # 22 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:34,074 # Toxic Solution is right at hand # 23 00:01:34,074 --> 00:01:35,155 # Toxic # 24 00:01:37,078 --> 00:01:40,082 # Avenger # 25 00:01:40,082 --> 00:01:41,584 # Toxic # 26 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:44,586 In the shadow of the big city, 27 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:47,088 with its big buildings, big business, and big people, 28 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:51,094 is my home town Tromaville. 29 00:01:51,094 --> 00:01:53,597 A little town with little buildings, 30 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:58,601 little businesses, and little people. 31 00:01:58,601 --> 00:02:01,104 My name is Melvin Junko. 32 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:05,610 I live in a garden apartment in the Tromaville Dump. 33 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:08,613 I am the first hideously deformed monster hero 34 00:02:08,613 --> 00:02:10,614 of superhuman size and strength 35 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:13,117 to come from New Jeresy. 36 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:20,125 They call me the Toxic Avenger. 37 00:02:21,126 --> 00:02:24,130 This is my story. 38 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,132 Several years ago, 39 00:02:26,132 --> 00:02:28,134 I and the little people of Tromaville 40 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:30,137 succeeded in crushing all criminals 41 00:02:30,636 --> 00:02:32,639 and ridding Tromaville once and for all 42 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,143 of evil and corruption. 43 00:02:36,643 --> 00:02:44,152 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 44 00:02:45,152 --> 00:02:48,656 With no criminals or oppressive politicians around, 45 00:02:49,157 --> 00:02:55,163 people of Tromaville were once again happy. 46 00:02:55,664 --> 00:02:58,668 Once again they were free to devote themselves 47 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:04,173 to their principal activities of dancing in the streets... 48 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,676 tattooing... 49 00:03:08,678 --> 00:03:12,683 manufacturing orange juice... 50 00:03:15,186 --> 00:03:19,189 exterminating vermin... 51 00:03:21,192 --> 00:03:24,696 watching excellent movies... 52 00:03:26,198 --> 00:03:32,204 and dancing in the streets! 53 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:37,711 The important people in my life 54 00:03:38,211 --> 00:03:40,214 all lived in Tromaville-- My Mom, 55 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:42,715 It's your Mommy! Melvin! 56 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:45,719 My freudian psychiatrist, 57 00:03:45,719 --> 00:03:48,722 I've been doing some soul searching of my own. 58 00:03:48,722 --> 00:03:53,228 And most important, my best girl Claire. 59 00:03:53,228 --> 00:03:55,230 Although Claire was blind, 60 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,731 her handicap didn't prevent her 61 00:03:56,731 --> 00:04:00,235 from being a real intellectual. 62 00:04:00,235 --> 00:04:02,738 Now that Tromaville had no crime, 63 00:04:02,738 --> 00:04:07,743 there was no work for a super hero like me. 64 00:04:10,246 --> 00:04:13,750 There were no criminals left for me to destroy. 65 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,753 I took a job as concierge 66 00:04:16,253 --> 00:04:18,254 at the Tromaville Center for the blind, 67 00:04:18,254 --> 00:04:20,257 where Claire spent much of her time. 68 00:04:20,257 --> 00:04:22,760 It was the only way to make ends meet. 69 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,762 Claire had the kind of end 70 00:04:25,263 --> 00:04:29,266 that you really wanted to meet. 71 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:31,269 I was also athletic director 72 00:04:31,269 --> 00:04:32,770 at the Center of the blind, 73 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:35,273 which kept me kind of busy. 74 00:04:35,273 --> 00:04:39,779 My duties included organizing croquet games, 75 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,780 planning rooftop nature walks, 76 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:44,283 and refereeing basketball games. 77 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,786 As rewarding as this work was, 78 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,790 I have to admit I was pretty depressed. 79 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,293 I missed the good old days of criminal bashing. 80 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,796 You know, beating up bad guys. 81 00:04:55,796 --> 00:05:00,802 Then... one day our lives were thrown into upheaval. 82 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:02,303 The peace and tranquility 83 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,306 to which we had grown accustomed 84 00:05:04,306 --> 00:05:05,806 was suddenly shattered! 85 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,308 Claire. 86 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,311 Yes, Mrs. Beasley. 87 00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:10,812 Oooh! 88 00:05:11,313 --> 00:05:15,819 Your boyfriend, the Toxic whatchihoosit, 89 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:19,822 is melting all the silverware in the house. 90 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:20,824 Oh, dear! 91 00:05:21,324 --> 00:05:22,325 Melvin! 92 00:05:22,825 --> 00:05:26,831 You don't have to set the table tonight. 93 00:05:27,331 --> 00:05:28,832 Why don't you clean the oven? 94 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:31,335 OK, dear. 95 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:33,337 I suppose you want me to clean the toilets, too. 96 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:34,839 Yes, dear. Thank you. 97 00:05:35,339 --> 00:05:37,842 Attention, all blind people. 98 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:40,845 Lunch is now being served inside. 99 00:05:40,845 --> 00:05:42,847 All blind persons please find your way 100 00:05:43,348 --> 00:05:44,850 to the cafeteria. 101 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,351 Poor Melvin. 102 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:48,854 He's been so depressed lately. 103 00:05:49,855 --> 00:05:51,858 His psychiatrist says it's very important 104 00:05:51,858 --> 00:05:53,359 for him to feel needed. 105 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,861 There just doesn't seem to be any more evil 106 00:05:55,861 --> 00:05:59,366 in Tromaville for him to clean up. 107 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:02,870 It's not good for him to feel useless. 108 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:05,873 ( Bell Rings ) 109 00:06:10,878 --> 00:06:11,379 Mr. Chairman, 110 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,882 that's the Toxic Avenger's girlfriend. 111 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:15,883 Ha ha ha! 112 00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:17,886 He must be inside. 113 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:18,887 OK. 114 00:06:19,888 --> 00:06:21,390 Give the order. 115 00:06:34,905 --> 00:06:36,407 OK, you, come on. Let's go. 116 00:06:37,909 --> 00:06:38,910 Mmmph! 117 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:39,910 Mmmph! 118 00:06:40,911 --> 00:06:42,413 Get a receipt. 119 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:46,918 ( Ticking ) 120 00:06:47,419 --> 00:06:48,920 Excuse me, miss. 121 00:06:51,923 --> 00:06:52,925 Oh, sorry. 122 00:06:52,925 --> 00:06:55,427 I got a package here for the Toxic Avenger. 123 00:06:55,928 --> 00:06:57,429 He's inside working. 124 00:06:57,429 --> 00:06:59,932 Could you sign for it, please? 125 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:00,933 OK. 126 00:07:01,935 --> 00:07:04,436 No. Right down here. 127 00:07:06,939 --> 00:07:07,941 OK. Thank you. 128 00:07:08,942 --> 00:07:10,444 What is it? 129 00:07:10,444 --> 00:07:12,446 Make sure he gets it, because it's awfully big. 130 00:07:12,446 --> 00:07:13,448 It feels nice. 131 00:07:13,948 --> 00:07:14,948 Ohhh! 132 00:07:14,948 --> 00:07:17,451 Oh, Toxie! Oh! Oh! 133 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:19,454 I have a surprise! 134 00:07:19,454 --> 00:07:21,456 I have a surprise for Toxie! 135 00:07:21,456 --> 00:07:23,458 He's going to be so excited. 136 00:07:25,461 --> 00:07:26,462 Oh! Oh! Oh! 137 00:07:27,462 --> 00:07:29,464 Help me! Help me! 138 00:07:29,464 --> 00:07:31,467 I'm stuck! The lunch bell rang! 139 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:32,468 Lady! Lady! 140 00:07:32,968 --> 00:07:33,969 Help me! I'm stuck! 141 00:07:34,471 --> 00:07:36,472 Let go of me! What are you, blind? 142 00:07:38,475 --> 00:07:39,475 Clarie! Clarie! 143 00:07:39,475 --> 00:07:41,477 Ha ha ha! 144 00:07:41,978 --> 00:07:43,981 Aaah! 145 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:45,482 Clarie! 146 00:07:49,487 --> 00:07:50,988 Oh, my god! Mrs. Beasley! 147 00:07:51,488 --> 00:07:53,491 Mrs. Beasley! Are you all right? 148 00:07:56,494 --> 00:07:57,495 Aaah! Aaah! 149 00:07:57,996 --> 00:08:00,499 Oh, my god! 150 00:08:11,511 --> 00:08:12,512 Aaah! 151 00:08:15,014 --> 00:08:18,017 Help me! Help me! 152 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:28,029 Come on! Let's go! 153 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,530 Ha ha ha! 154 00:08:32,534 --> 00:08:34,536 All right! 155 00:08:34,536 --> 00:08:37,540 Man! That old lady, I wasted her! 156 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:40,042 Good boy! We pulled it off. 157 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:41,543 All right! 158 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:43,045 Ha ha ha! 159 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,547 I should be getting 160 00:08:44,547 --> 00:08:47,550 a big raise out of this job. 161 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:51,053 We made waste product out of that Toxic bastard. 162 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:54,057 I love to watch things blow up. 163 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,062 Did you see that blast? 164 00:08:58,062 --> 00:08:59,063 Ha ha ha! 165 00:08:59,063 --> 00:09:02,065 That's the end of the Toxic Avenger. 166 00:09:02,065 --> 00:09:04,068 Ha ha ha! 167 00:09:12,578 --> 00:09:14,579 Grrr! 168 00:09:16,081 --> 00:09:17,432 Grrr! 169 00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:23,089 Ha ha ha! 170 00:09:23,089 --> 00:09:27,594 We're changing this town now! 171 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:29,596 Did you see that blast? 172 00:09:29,596 --> 00:09:32,099 Oh, yeah. 173 00:09:35,102 --> 00:09:35,604 Grr! 174 00:09:35,604 --> 00:09:37,104 How are ya? 175 00:09:37,104 --> 00:09:38,606 Aaah! 176 00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:40,108 Grrr! 177 00:09:40,608 --> 00:09:42,110 Help! 178 00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:49,968 Grrr! 179 00:09:54,123 --> 00:09:55,625 Oh! Oh! Oh! 180 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,140 ( Bones Crack ) 181 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:11,143 Aaah! 182 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,510 Grrr! 183 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,167 Messy, messy, messy! 184 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:45,746 Get him! 185 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,747 Come on! take him! 186 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,250 He's yours. 187 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,754 Grrr! 188 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:14,997 Aaaah! 189 00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:20,284 Mmmph. 190 00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:23,787 Take this. 191 00:12:38,303 --> 00:12:39,805 Fuck this! 192 00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:43,810 Now you gotta deal with me, Toxic asshole. 193 00:12:46,812 --> 00:12:48,314 Why, I ought a... 194 00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:51,318 ( Birds Tweeting ) 195 00:12:59,326 --> 00:12:59,826 Grrr! 196 00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:01,829 Take him. 197 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,332 Let's go. Get on with it. 198 00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:05,833 Come on! 199 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,836 Get that Toxic Avenger. 200 00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:09,338 Come on! 201 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:13,342 All the men we've got! 202 00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:15,344 He's all yours. 203 00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:17,847 Get that for the chief! 204 00:15:19,481 --> 00:15:20,981 Hey, Toxic. 205 00:15:20,981 --> 00:15:22,984 Hey, Toxic! 206 00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:28,491 What's the matter? Can't you hear me? 207 00:15:28,491 --> 00:15:30,492 You slimebucket, you! 208 00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:32,994 Can't you hear me? Hey, Toxic! 209 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,003 Aaah! 210 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,013 Aaah! 211 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,514 Yeah, kemo sabe. 212 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,017 I can hear you. 213 00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:54,519 Can you hear me? 214 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:55,741 Ughhh! 215 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:28,556 ( Beep Beep ) 216 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:34,062 Lucky for you, it's time for my piano lesson. 217 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:46,075 Take this, you savage, Toxic, you. 218 00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:52,583 Yeee! 219 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,588 ( Click Click ) 220 00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:09,601 Ahhh! 221 00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:12,104 Ahhh! 222 00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:13,605 Aaah! 223 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:16,609 One of our best men. 224 00:17:18,111 --> 00:17:20,612 Ya ha ha ha! 225 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:23,115 Ha ha ha! 226 00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:24,117 Ha ha ha! 227 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:28,202 Grr! 228 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:32,937 Ya! 229 00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:34,628 Yaa! 230 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,643 Aaah! 231 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,645 Grrr! 232 00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:52,148 What are you doing to me? 233 00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:54,651 What are you doing to me? 234 00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:59,656 After a long day of crime fighting, 235 00:17:59,656 --> 00:18:03,160 I like to play a little basketball. 236 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,677 Grr! 237 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,179 Hee hee hee! 238 00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:40,200 Oh, shit! 239 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,209 I-I-I don't know. 240 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,210 I mean, he's big. 241 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,712 and we planned it well, and I-- 242 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,214 I didn't know-- 243 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,216 Call a meeting of the board of directors, 244 00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:57,719 and fire the entire personnel department! 245 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,729 He's coming. Let me in! 246 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,231 Ohh! 247 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,487 Waah! 248 00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:18,241 Oh, little baby. 249 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,244 Don't cry. I got you. 250 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,747 Let's go find your mommy. 251 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:29,255 Aaah! Aaah! Oh, my god! 252 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,256 Aaah! Aaah! 253 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,262 Oh, my god! Where 's my baby! 254 00:19:36,762 --> 00:19:38,765 Where is she? Where is she? 255 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,767 Here you go, ma'am. Here's your baby. 256 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,770 She was up a tree. 257 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,771 Thank you, Toxic. 258 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,774 They killed my Melvin. 259 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,780 Melvin! They killed my Melvin! 260 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,280 Oh, Melvin! 261 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,784 Aaah! Aaah! 262 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,293 Apocalypse Chemicals! 263 00:20:04,794 --> 00:20:06,795 Grrr! 264 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:10,299 Claire! Claire! 265 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:11,801 Claire! 266 00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,804 Are you all right? 267 00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:16,807 Thank God you're all right! 268 00:20:16,807 --> 00:20:18,307 I thought they killed you! 269 00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:19,809 What happened? 270 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:23,313 I felt the heat and a terrible sound. 271 00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:24,816 And then I felt a head! 272 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,319 Where is everyone? 273 00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:28,819 Where's Mrs. Beasley? 274 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:31,322 Clarie! They were... 275 00:20:31,322 --> 00:20:33,325 They were senselessly butchered! 276 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,327 Ohh, Melvin! 277 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:41,333 But at least I got the slime who did it. 278 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:46,339 Oh, Melvin, you're wonderful. 279 00:20:46,339 --> 00:20:47,340 Oh, Claire. 280 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,843 Claire may have thought I was wonderful, 281 00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:52,845 but across the river in the big city 282 00:20:53,346 --> 00:20:55,849 there were some big people who didn't think 283 00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,351 I was so wonderful. 284 00:20:57,351 --> 00:21:00,355 The Evil, Egomaniacal Chairman of Apocalypse Incorporated, 285 00:21:00,355 --> 00:21:03,358 the massive, Multinational Chemical Conglomerate 286 00:21:03,358 --> 00:21:08,362 plotting to destroy me and take over Tromaville. 287 00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:11,366 As long as the Toxic Avenger lives, 288 00:21:11,366 --> 00:21:14,369 we will be prevented from achieving our goals. 289 00:21:14,369 --> 00:21:18,374 We will never win over the hearts and minds 290 00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:21,377 of all the little people of Tromaville, 291 00:21:21,377 --> 00:21:22,879 whom we need 292 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:27,384 because without them, we'll never take Tromaville. 293 00:21:27,384 --> 00:21:31,388 And without Tromaville, we'll never take New York. 294 00:21:31,388 --> 00:21:37,895 And without New York, we're just an infernal failure! 295 00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:45,404 Bu-bu-but, Boss, we can't kill him! 296 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:48,908 We used enough explosives to blow up an entire city. 297 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,412 So what if our explosives had no effect. 298 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,915 We are Apocalypse incorporated. 299 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,918 We do not shrink at setbacks. 300 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,921 We want the challenge! 301 00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:03,424 Gentlemen, as we speak, 302 00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:06,426 our research department is studying his background, 303 00:22:06,927 --> 00:22:10,431 and we will come up with a suitable demise 304 00:22:10,431 --> 00:22:14,937 for that Toxic troublemaker. 305 00:22:14,937 --> 00:22:15,936 And then... 306 00:22:15,936 --> 00:22:16,938 Ha ha! 307 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,940 I'll get a hold 308 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:23,446 of that blonde, blind, bimbo, whore, bitch girlfriend of his 309 00:22:23,446 --> 00:22:25,949 with those long legs-- Ooh! 310 00:22:26,449 --> 00:22:29,952 And those melon-heavy breasts. 311 00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:31,955 I'd like to take her hair 312 00:22:31,955 --> 00:22:34,457 and wrap it around her neck! 313 00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:37,962 I want to strangle her till her eyes bugged out! 314 00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:38,963 ( Clap ) 315 00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:44,969 His real name is Melvin Junko. 316 00:22:45,469 --> 00:22:48,473 He was nothing but a puny janitor 317 00:22:48,473 --> 00:22:49,975 At a health club. 318 00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:52,978 In reel two of the first movie, 319 00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:56,482 As a result of a harmless prank, 320 00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:58,484 Melvin fell into a barrel of toxic waste. 321 00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:01,988 This caused his tiny body to transform 322 00:23:01,988 --> 00:23:06,492 into a hideously deformed creature 323 00:23:06,492 --> 00:23:09,996 of superhuman size and strength. 324 00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:14,001 He became... The Toxic Avenger. 325 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,004 Due to the toxic chemicals in his body, 326 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:21,008 Melvin destroyed all the evil in Tromaville. 327 00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:25,514 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 328 00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:29,518 You see, the chemicals in the Toxic Avenger's body 329 00:23:29,518 --> 00:23:33,522 cause him to automatically destroy evil. 330 00:23:33,522 --> 00:23:35,525 Our scientists say this is caused 331 00:23:35,525 --> 00:23:39,028 by weird particles in his body called Tromations. 332 00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:40,530 To destroy the Toxic Avenger, 333 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:44,034 we must destroy the Tromations in his body. 334 00:23:44,034 --> 00:23:45,535 How do we conquer this tromation? 335 00:23:45,535 --> 00:23:46,036 Technology. 336 00:23:46,537 --> 00:23:50,041 And where do we find technology? 337 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:51,892 Gentlemen, think. 338 00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:53,544 Cars... 339 00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:57,268 TVs... 340 00:23:57,268 --> 00:23:58,550 Walkmans. 341 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,051 Japan! 342 00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:04,556 Anybody knows that if you wany something to work, 343 00:24:04,556 --> 00:24:06,057 you buy a japanese product. 344 00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:08,560 Even comic-book villains like us know 345 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,064 if you want it done right, you must turn to Japan. 346 00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:13,567 ( Pop ) 347 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,568 Scientists at the Apocalypse Japanese Division 348 00:24:16,069 --> 00:24:18,070 will create an anti-tromaton, 349 00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:22,076 and then that will be it. 350 00:24:22,076 --> 00:24:26,079 That Toxic Avenger will just shrivel up 351 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:28,582 like a prune. 352 00:24:28,582 --> 00:24:29,083 Speaking of prunes, that girlfriend of his-- 353 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:33,087 Ha ha ha! I would just love 354 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:36,091 to shrivel up those melons of hers! 355 00:24:36,091 --> 00:24:39,595 Boy, I could get my hands on... 356 00:24:42,098 --> 00:24:43,779 Wait a minute. 357 00:24:43,779 --> 00:24:45,101 You said this anit-tromaton substance 358 00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:47,103 is in Japan. 359 00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:49,106 Can we get this from Japan 360 00:24:49,605 --> 00:24:50,606 to New Jersey? 361 00:24:51,107 --> 00:24:53,109 That would be very chancy, 362 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:56,113 considering its volatile nature. 363 00:24:56,613 --> 00:24:58,616 However, we have a plan 364 00:24:59,116 --> 00:25:01,618 to get the Toxic Avenger to Japan. 365 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:04,121 He's been seeing a psychiatrist. 366 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,624 We know he has complete faith in her. 367 00:25:06,624 --> 00:25:09,128 It's just a matter of determining her price. 368 00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:10,629 No problem. 369 00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:12,632 We'll get that jerk... 370 00:25:13,631 --> 00:25:15,634 no matter what. 371 00:25:17,637 --> 00:25:21,141 Now, that is what I like to hear! 372 00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:23,644 He... 373 00:25:24,144 --> 00:25:25,144 must... 374 00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:26,145 be... 375 00:25:26,145 --> 00:25:28,148 destroyed. 376 00:25:31,151 --> 00:25:31,652 Beating up bad guys 377 00:25:31,652 --> 00:25:35,657 should've made me feel good about myself, 378 00:25:36,157 --> 00:25:38,660 but back at our garden apartment, 379 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:41,663 I was still experiencing feeling of uselessness 380 00:25:41,663 --> 00:25:45,667 and subseguent bouts of deep depression. 381 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:49,170 So many innocent blind people had died 382 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:52,674 before I could do anything to save them. 383 00:25:52,674 --> 00:25:55,678 I went into a real emotional tailspin. 384 00:25:55,678 --> 00:25:57,180 I was in such a state, Claire even suggested 385 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,683 I increase my psychiatrist visits 386 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,684 to eight times a week 387 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:03,687 instead of the usual seven. 388 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,190 This should make you feel better. 389 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,197 Ergh... 390 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,417 ha ha! 391 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,200 Melvin, I made your favorite. 392 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:19,704 It's your favorite! 393 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:20,706 Ta-da! 394 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,209 Chicken a la... 395 00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:25,210 Clorox. 396 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,212 Oh, well, all right. 397 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,723 Melvin, must you always 398 00:26:36,222 --> 00:26:38,225 smother my cooking in drano 399 00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:41,228 before you even taste it? 400 00:26:41,228 --> 00:26:42,730 I'm sorry, OK? 401 00:26:44,232 --> 00:26:46,735 I'm sorry, Claire. 402 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:47,736 I... 403 00:26:48,736 --> 00:26:50,738 I just feel so useless. 404 00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:52,240 Oh, Melvin, you were great this morning-- 405 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,743 The way you took apart 406 00:26:55,243 --> 00:26:56,745 all those smelly men. 407 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,246 There's still evil in Tromaville 408 00:26:57,246 --> 00:26:58,748 for you to clean up. 409 00:26:58,748 --> 00:27:02,251 ( Gagging ) 410 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:03,752 Plenty of evil for you! 411 00:27:04,253 --> 00:27:04,974 Grrgh. 412 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:15,765 I should've been faster! 413 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:19,270 All those innocent blind people... 414 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,773 are dead. 415 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:25,276 ( Amazing Grace Playing ) 416 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:31,784 I couldn't snap out of my depression. 417 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,788 Usually I felt better after sunday church services, 418 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,791 but not this time. 419 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,794 My psychiatrist had attributed my emotional problems 420 00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:44,298 to the face that I was raised 421 00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:47,300 in a single-parent household, 422 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:51,304 my father having left home when I was a tiny baby. 423 00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:56,811 But I always felt 424 00:27:56,811 --> 00:27:59,814 that Mom had more than filled the void 425 00:27:59,814 --> 00:28:01,816 when Dad left. 426 00:28:01,816 --> 00:28:04,820 Mom had been a great father figure. 427 00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:11,827 Uhh... 428 00:28:11,827 --> 00:28:15,331 The clouds of despair followed me everywhere. 429 00:28:15,331 --> 00:28:16,833 Uhh... 430 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,336 And I mean everywhere. 431 00:28:19,837 --> 00:28:20,837 ( Splat ) 432 00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:21,589 Uh! 433 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:23,089 Oh! 434 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,342 ( Farting ) 435 00:28:31,349 --> 00:28:32,350 Please, darling, 436 00:28:32,851 --> 00:28:34,852 try to eat something. 437 00:28:34,852 --> 00:28:36,354 There's some nice cleaning fluid 438 00:28:36,354 --> 00:28:36,855 under the sink. 439 00:28:36,855 --> 00:28:39,358 I've got to go now. 440 00:28:39,358 --> 00:28:41,360 I've got a bar mitzvah. 441 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:44,363 Shall I bring you something 442 00:28:44,363 --> 00:28:45,865 from the supermarket? 443 00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:47,866 Some sani-flush, maybe? 444 00:28:47,866 --> 00:28:50,369 Oy, oy, oy! Oh! 445 00:28:51,371 --> 00:28:52,872 It wasn't long 446 00:28:52,872 --> 00:28:55,376 before I became a genuine emotional basket case. 447 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,378 ( Sobbing ) 448 00:29:01,382 --> 00:29:03,885 I was so depressed 449 00:29:04,385 --> 00:29:07,889 that I didn't even notice that my psychiatrist, 450 00:29:07,889 --> 00:29:10,391 who had always been a strict freudian, 451 00:29:10,892 --> 00:29:11,392 suddenly began practicing 452 00:29:11,392 --> 00:29:16,899 some kind of progressive new gestalt psychotherapy. 453 00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:19,402 ... that the mind, though important, 454 00:29:19,402 --> 00:29:25,408 is only one very small part of the whole. 455 00:29:25,408 --> 00:29:27,911 The rest, Melvin, is the flesh! 456 00:29:27,911 --> 00:29:28,912 The flesh! 457 00:29:28,912 --> 00:29:31,415 The flesh and sex! 458 00:29:31,415 --> 00:29:32,567 It is sex which links us 459 00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:34,417 to our innermost selves. 460 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,420 I should have surmised 461 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,921 that the evil Apocalypse Corporation 462 00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:40,925 had bought her off, 463 00:29:40,925 --> 00:29:43,428 but because of my monster-sized depression. 464 00:29:43,928 --> 00:29:45,930 I was like Putty, 465 00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:48,433 Toxic Putty in her hands. 466 00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:49,935 Wow! 467 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:52,438 It all sounds so complicated. 468 00:29:52,438 --> 00:29:54,941 I mean, where would I begin? 469 00:29:54,941 --> 00:29:57,444 Oh, where we all must begin. 470 00:29:57,444 --> 00:29:58,944 And where's that? 471 00:29:58,944 --> 00:29:59,946 With your father! 472 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,151 My father? 473 00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:04,451 My father left when I was a child. 474 00:30:04,451 --> 00:30:06,453 I don't even know him. 475 00:30:06,954 --> 00:30:11,459 But that's only a very small obstacle. 476 00:30:11,459 --> 00:30:13,460 I've done some checking. 477 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,463 I discovered that your father Phineas T. Junko, 478 00:30:15,463 --> 00:30:15,964 better known as Big Mac, 479 00:30:15,964 --> 00:30:20,970 now lives in Tokyo, Japan. 480 00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:26,976 Oh. Tokyo, Japan. Give me his address, 481 00:30:26,976 --> 00:30:29,479 and I'll drop him a line. 482 00:30:29,979 --> 00:30:30,980 Oh, no, Melvin. 483 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:33,983 Oh, Melvin, this is getting tedious. 484 00:30:33,983 --> 00:30:36,486 You must go to him and see him in person. 485 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,989 Me? Go to Japan? 486 00:30:38,989 --> 00:30:41,992 Ohh! Uh-huh. 487 00:30:42,993 --> 00:30:46,497 If I go there and talk to my dad, 488 00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:48,499 I can work things out? 489 00:30:48,499 --> 00:30:50,502 Yes! Yes! 490 00:30:51,002 --> 00:30:52,504 Japan, yeah. 491 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:55,508 But I have to leave Mom and Claire. 492 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:58,009 On the other hand, I could see Dad. 493 00:30:58,009 --> 00:30:59,011 Daddy! 494 00:30:59,511 --> 00:31:01,013 Daddy! 495 00:31:01,013 --> 00:31:02,515 Japan. Japan. 496 00:31:03,015 --> 00:31:05,018 But where is Japan? 497 00:31:05,018 --> 00:31:06,019 Ooh! 498 00:31:15,028 --> 00:31:17,031 That's delicious. 499 00:31:17,531 --> 00:31:19,534 I'm hungry. 500 00:31:29,044 --> 00:31:31,547 You know, 501 00:31:31,547 --> 00:31:33,548 if Tromaville's here, 502 00:31:34,049 --> 00:31:36,051 and Alaska's here, 503 00:31:36,051 --> 00:31:39,055 and Japan's all the way over here, 504 00:31:39,555 --> 00:31:41,558 then I'm going to have to travel 505 00:31:41,558 --> 00:31:44,061 over these big beautiful mountains. 506 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,063 Wow. That's really far. 507 00:31:47,063 --> 00:31:49,066 I think that's even farther 508 00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:51,568 than Tromaville is to New York. 509 00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:55,574 Claire, I don't want to leave you. 510 00:31:55,574 --> 00:31:58,076 Oh, but, Melvin, 511 00:31:58,076 --> 00:32:00,077 I think your doctor's right. 512 00:32:00,579 --> 00:32:03,081 If you don't go to Japan and find your daddy, 513 00:32:03,582 --> 00:32:05,084 you'll never be happy. 514 00:32:05,084 --> 00:32:07,587 Don't worry about me, Melvin. 515 00:32:07,587 --> 00:32:09,588 I'll be all right. 516 00:32:09,588 --> 00:32:12,592 I'd be here loving you the whole time. 517 00:32:12,592 --> 00:32:14,594 Remember, Melvin, 518 00:32:14,594 --> 00:32:16,096 I love you. 519 00:32:16,096 --> 00:32:17,097 Grrr! 520 00:32:19,099 --> 00:32:21,100 How could you be so sure? 521 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,103 Oh, well, 522 00:32:23,603 --> 00:32:27,107 My skin tingles all over whenever I'm near you, 523 00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:30,612 and I get little hot sensations 524 00:32:30,612 --> 00:32:32,112 all over my body. 525 00:32:32,613 --> 00:32:34,616 And sometimes, my mouth gets dry. 526 00:32:34,616 --> 00:32:39,121 That could just be a biochemical reflex. 527 00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:40,623 Oh, no, Melvin. 528 00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:41,623 Grrr! 529 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:46,128 Sometimes I see little electric flashes 530 00:32:46,128 --> 00:32:50,133 that light up the darkness. 531 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:53,637 It's love, believe me. 532 00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,638 Now, stop worrying about me, Melvin. 533 00:32:56,139 --> 00:32:58,141 It's our last day together for a long while. 534 00:32:58,141 --> 00:33:01,645 What do you want to do? 535 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,667 Ooh! Oh! 536 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:36,684 ( Whistle Blows ) 537 00:33:46,194 --> 00:33:48,197 Ha ha ha! 538 00:33:48,197 --> 00:33:49,698 Grrr! 539 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,201 I was in such a hurry to get to my father 540 00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:54,703 that I bypassed the regularly scheduled airlines 541 00:33:55,204 --> 00:34:00,710 and took the fastest mode of transportation to Japan. 542 00:34:13,724 --> 00:34:17,229 At first I found it hard to believe 543 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,730 that my dad was japanese 544 00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:22,233 and that I was part japanese. 545 00:34:22,233 --> 00:34:24,736 But that would explain 546 00:34:24,736 --> 00:34:26,739 why I've always had these strange, nonamerican urges 547 00:34:26,739 --> 00:34:28,240 to work very hard, save money, 548 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,745 and live without credit cards. 549 00:34:35,749 --> 00:34:38,752 Mommy and Claire were worried that I didn't prepare properly 550 00:34:38,752 --> 00:34:41,255 for my trip to Tokyo, 551 00:34:41,255 --> 00:34:43,758 but I bought a book of japanese phrases 552 00:34:43,758 --> 00:34:45,259 and rented a tape of gidget goes to Tokyo. 553 00:34:45,259 --> 00:34:48,262 What more did I need? 554 00:34:58,274 --> 00:35:02,779 There was one little boo-boo in my travel plans. 555 00:35:02,779 --> 00:35:04,281 I forget my passport, 556 00:35:04,281 --> 00:35:06,282 so when I got to the Tokyo Harbor, 557 00:35:06,282 --> 00:35:08,785 I ditched my windsurf board 558 00:35:08,785 --> 00:35:13,290 and entered Tokyo godzilla-style. 559 00:35:42,822 --> 00:35:44,324 Grrr! 560 00:35:44,324 --> 00:35:45,826 Grrr! 561 00:35:50,331 --> 00:35:53,834 ( Squeaking ) 562 00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:55,836 ( Honk Honk ) 563 00:36:00,843 --> 00:36:03,345 Grrr! Grrr! 564 00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:09,852 Am I in Paris or Tokyo? 565 00:36:09,852 --> 00:36:13,857 Was I supposed to take a left at the Panama Canal 566 00:36:13,857 --> 00:36:14,857 or a right? 567 00:36:14,857 --> 00:36:15,859 I don't know. 568 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,862 Let me start looking for my father. 569 00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:23,867 ( Speaking Japanese ) 570 00:36:29,373 --> 00:36:31,375 - Oooh! - Oooh! 571 00:36:45,892 --> 00:36:47,393 Grrr! 572 00:36:50,898 --> 00:36:51,899 Aah! 573 00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:53,900 Aah! 574 00:37:00,408 --> 00:37:02,911 Because I couldn't speak japanese that well, 575 00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:05,913 a waiter back at the Tromaville Sushi Bar 576 00:37:05,913 --> 00:37:08,416 gave me a napkin 577 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:10,919 with my father's name written in japanese 578 00:37:11,419 --> 00:37:13,922 so people could help me find my father. 579 00:37:22,431 --> 00:37:23,934 Grrr! 580 00:37:35,446 --> 00:37:37,448 Yoo hoo! Guys! 581 00:37:37,949 --> 00:37:40,951 Do you know where I could find Mr. Mac Junko? 582 00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:34,010 ( Snoring ) 583 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:49,778 Grrr! 584 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,531 Even though I was far from home, 585 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,534 I kept up all the good personal habits 586 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,538 my mom had taught me. 587 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,041 ( Speaking Japanese ) 588 00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:15,555 And so I continued my search for my father. 589 00:39:31,573 --> 00:39:32,574 Aah! 590 00:39:33,075 --> 00:39:34,577 ( Crack! ) 591 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:02,106 ( Horn Honks ) 592 00:40:02,607 --> 00:40:03,608 Oh! Ooh! 593 00:40:04,109 --> 00:40:05,110 Aah! 594 00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:25,632 Hi. 595 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:28,636 Thanks. 596 00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:38,146 Hmm. Those look good. Can I have one? 597 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,648 What are they? 598 00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:42,151 Very popular japanese snack called Taiyaki. 599 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:44,153 In shape of fish. 600 00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:51,161 Ah. 601 00:40:54,665 --> 00:40:55,665 Ah. 602 00:40:58,168 --> 00:40:58,669 Mmm. 603 00:40:59,169 --> 00:41:00,672 Mmm! 604 00:41:04,175 --> 00:41:07,678 ( Speaking Japanese ) 605 00:41:22,695 --> 00:41:25,197 As I was munching on my delicious Taiyaki, 606 00:41:25,197 --> 00:41:26,198 suddenly my Tromations began going Berserk. 607 00:41:29,202 --> 00:41:30,704 Aah! 608 00:41:32,205 --> 00:41:35,710 My body was reacting to the presence of evil. 609 00:41:38,212 --> 00:41:39,213 ( Whistles ) 610 00:41:51,226 --> 00:41:53,229 ( Smack! Smack! ) 611 00:41:56,733 --> 00:41:58,735 ( Squealing ) 612 00:41:58,735 --> 00:42:00,237 Grrr! 613 00:42:11,249 --> 00:42:13,750 Oh, genki desu ka, guys? 614 00:42:14,252 --> 00:42:15,253 - Aah! - Aah! 615 00:42:15,753 --> 00:42:16,755 Aah! 616 00:42:17,756 --> 00:42:19,257 Rrrr! 617 00:42:24,262 --> 00:42:26,265 Would you hold this, ma'am? 618 00:42:26,265 --> 00:42:27,766 My Tromatons are acting up. 619 00:42:27,766 --> 00:42:29,769 Here. 620 00:42:29,769 --> 00:42:30,770 Grrr! 621 00:44:04,873 --> 00:44:07,376 ( Blowing ) 622 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,393 Aah! 623 00:44:52,425 --> 00:44:53,927 Aaah! 624 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:58,431 Ita Nakimas. 625 00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:06,441 Sumi masen. 626 00:45:06,441 --> 00:45:08,443 Sumi masen, ladies. 627 00:45:08,443 --> 00:45:10,444 Uh, sumi masen. 628 00:45:26,963 --> 00:45:30,467 Shabu! Shabu! 629 00:45:30,467 --> 00:45:31,969 No deki agari. 630 00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:34,471 I've got japanese shabu shabu here, 631 00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:36,473 heavy on the veggies. 632 00:45:39,977 --> 00:45:40,978 Aah! 633 00:45:42,981 --> 00:45:44,483 ( Speaking Japanese ) 634 00:45:46,484 --> 00:45:47,986 Grrr! 635 00:45:48,486 --> 00:45:50,990 ( Screams ) 636 00:45:55,494 --> 00:45:57,996 ( Speaking Japanese ) 637 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:24,526 Aah! 638 00:46:41,045 --> 00:46:43,046 Fist lesson in electronics. 639 00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:58,062 Your going to be first human transmitter. 640 00:47:00,565 --> 00:47:01,567 Shh! 641 00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:21,588 ( Buzzing ) 642 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,094 Grrr! 643 00:47:32,101 --> 00:47:33,601 She's all yours. 644 00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:38,107 ( Speaking Japanese ) 645 00:47:41,611 --> 00:47:42,613 Many thanks. 646 00:47:42,613 --> 00:47:46,116 I'm forever in your debt, kind sir. 647 00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:50,120 Don't call me sir. 648 00:47:50,621 --> 00:47:53,624 My name is Melvin. Call me Melvin. 649 00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:55,627 I am Masami. 650 00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:57,628 Hajima mashita. 651 00:47:58,129 --> 00:48:02,634 You put yourself in terrible danger. 652 00:48:03,134 --> 00:48:05,637 Not many men would do that. 653 00:48:06,138 --> 00:48:09,140 Well, actually, I can't help it. 654 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,142 What? 655 00:48:10,142 --> 00:48:14,146 I have these biochemical particles in my body 656 00:48:14,146 --> 00:48:16,649 called Tromatons. 657 00:48:16,649 --> 00:48:19,153 I had an accident a while back. 658 00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:20,653 It affected my biochemical makeup. 659 00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:22,656 Every time I sense evil, 660 00:48:22,656 --> 00:48:25,159 these Tromatons inside me 661 00:48:25,659 --> 00:48:27,662 force me to destroy it. 662 00:48:30,165 --> 00:48:34,168 Still, I must repay you for saving me. 663 00:48:34,168 --> 00:48:37,172 I will do whatever you wish. 664 00:48:37,172 --> 00:48:38,673 Hmm? 665 00:48:38,673 --> 00:48:39,675 Hey! 666 00:48:41,677 --> 00:48:44,179 How about helping me find my father? 667 00:48:44,179 --> 00:48:45,681 Big Mac Junko. 668 00:48:45,681 --> 00:48:49,185 Come. I have many contacts on the street. 669 00:48:52,689 --> 00:48:56,192 Masami and I searched all over Tokyo for my father. 670 00:48:56,192 --> 00:48:57,194 Grrr! 671 00:48:57,694 --> 00:49:00,698 Let's go ask that street-smart youth gang. 672 00:49:00,698 --> 00:49:02,199 Maybe they know. 673 00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:04,202 She introduced me 674 00:49:04,702 --> 00:49:07,705 to all the tough and savvy street people. 675 00:49:07,705 --> 00:49:10,708 Do you know Mr. Big Mac Junko? 676 00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:22,721 ( Machines Sounds ) 677 00:49:26,225 --> 00:49:28,228 Tokyo, like Tromaville, 678 00:49:28,228 --> 00:49:30,231 was also a nice place to live. 679 00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:33,734 The people had many interesting activities, 680 00:49:33,734 --> 00:49:35,236 Like dancing in the streets. 681 00:49:35,236 --> 00:49:38,740 We didn't have much luck finding my father. 682 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,741 I really started to get bummed out. 683 00:49:42,743 --> 00:49:45,246 The people of Tokyo were terrific. 684 00:49:45,246 --> 00:49:48,250 They did everything they could to cheer me up. 685 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:53,256 I put on a happy face and tried my best to have fun. 686 00:50:28,795 --> 00:50:30,295 I'm hungry. 687 00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:32,298 Oh, that looks good. 688 00:50:33,799 --> 00:50:35,301 Here. Hold my mop. 689 00:50:35,301 --> 00:50:37,303 You wait here. I'll be right out. 690 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,314 Grrr! 691 00:50:55,323 --> 00:50:58,827 Come on, follow me. Mmm. 692 00:51:00,329 --> 00:51:03,332 The plastic noodles made my stomach full 693 00:51:03,332 --> 00:51:08,838 but without my father my life would never be full. 694 00:51:12,342 --> 00:51:16,347 Do not be so sad, Mr. Melvin. 695 00:51:18,848 --> 00:51:21,351 We will find your father. 696 00:51:21,853 --> 00:51:25,857 I know. I know we will but as if things weren't 697 00:51:25,857 --> 00:51:29,360 bad enough already all these people they 698 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,866 keep staring at me. I feel so out of place. 699 00:51:34,867 --> 00:51:38,371 No problem. Come with me. 700 00:51:44,877 --> 00:51:45,378 Pheww. 701 00:51:55,389 --> 00:51:57,892 Masami disguised me 702 00:51:57,892 --> 00:52:02,397 so I looked exactly like a Typical Japanese Businessman. 703 00:52:02,397 --> 00:52:04,899 Now I really fit right in. 704 00:52:04,899 --> 00:52:07,903 I felt so much more comfortable. 705 00:52:07,903 --> 00:52:10,906 I looked and smelled so professional, 706 00:52:10,906 --> 00:52:13,409 I was sure Dad would be real proud of me 707 00:52:13,409 --> 00:52:16,912 if I could only locate him. 708 00:52:22,419 --> 00:52:24,922 Meanwhile, back in Tromaville, 709 00:52:24,922 --> 00:52:27,425 the Chairman and his evil Corporate Henchmen 710 00:52:27,926 --> 00:52:30,428 were taking advantage of my absence. 711 00:52:30,928 --> 00:52:32,931 Apocalypse Incorporated moved back into Tromaville 712 00:52:32,931 --> 00:52:34,932 and systematically 713 00:52:34,932 --> 00:52:37,436 began spreading its Chemical Pollution 714 00:52:37,936 --> 00:52:38,938 all over the entire town. 715 00:52:39,438 --> 00:52:41,439 ( Throwing Up) 716 00:52:41,439 --> 00:52:42,941 Let's make use 717 00:52:42,941 --> 00:52:45,945 of our newly acquired property in Tromaville 718 00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:48,948 to expand our takeover project. 719 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,952 I believe you all have work to do. 720 00:52:55,955 --> 00:53:01,462 In a display of incredibly evil arrogance, 721 00:53:01,462 --> 00:53:03,465 the name of our town 722 00:53:03,465 --> 00:53:05,967 was changed from Tromaville to Apocalypseville, 723 00:53:05,967 --> 00:53:09,471 And the people were helpless to do anything about it. 724 00:53:09,971 --> 00:53:12,975 Without me there to fight evil, 725 00:53:12,975 --> 00:53:14,477 Apocalypse Incorporated 726 00:53:14,477 --> 00:53:17,980 was able to take over all walks of life. 727 00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:20,983 They took control of Tromaville's industrial life. 728 00:53:21,484 --> 00:53:22,985 Much worse, 729 00:53:22,985 --> 00:53:25,488 they took control over Tromaville's cultural life. 730 00:53:25,488 --> 00:53:27,990 The little people of Tromaville were miserable. 731 00:53:27,990 --> 00:53:30,994 How was I to know? 732 00:53:30,994 --> 00:53:32,496 I was 10,000 miles away 733 00:53:32,496 --> 00:53:36,000 in a land where they eat plastic noodles. 734 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,003 The Tromavillians tried to protect their town 735 00:53:40,003 --> 00:53:42,506 from the Chemical Assault, 736 00:53:42,506 --> 00:53:43,007 but they were powerless against the Chairman and his goons. 737 00:53:45,010 --> 00:53:47,012 You can't run away from Chemicals 738 00:53:47,012 --> 00:53:49,014 with though running away from yourselves. 739 00:53:49,514 --> 00:53:53,018 I say, let's give back to nature 740 00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:56,522 what came from nature. 741 00:53:56,522 --> 00:54:01,528 Let's put back into the air and the water and the earth 742 00:54:01,528 --> 00:54:04,030 All the chemicals-- 743 00:54:04,030 --> 00:54:08,035 The fluorocarbons, the DDT, the Dioxin 744 00:54:08,035 --> 00:54:11,039 that lay there for centuries undisturbed 745 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:16,543 before there was man to come and pluck them out 746 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:20,048 and use them for his own purposes. 747 00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:23,552 The little people of Tromaville bravely tried to stand tall. 748 00:54:24,053 --> 00:54:25,053 They could do nothing 749 00:54:25,555 --> 00:54:28,056 against the running dogs of big business. 750 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,558 ( Ruff! ) 751 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,240 Protest Rally! 752 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,564 Help us stop the Apocalypse Corporation! 753 00:54:34,564 --> 00:54:36,066 There's a big meeting tonight. 754 00:54:36,066 --> 00:54:37,568 The Apocalypse Corporation 755 00:54:37,568 --> 00:54:39,569 is building a Chemical Plant in our park. 756 00:54:39,569 --> 00:54:42,072 Help us get ride of the Apocalypse Corporation! 757 00:54:42,072 --> 00:54:45,075 Stop Apocalypse! 758 00:54:45,075 --> 00:54:46,578 Help us get rid of them! 759 00:54:47,078 --> 00:54:49,080 Please, keep your neighborhood safe. 760 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,582 Stop Apocalypse from building a Chemical Plant. 761 00:54:52,082 --> 00:54:54,585 Fight the Apocalypse Corportation. 762 00:54:54,585 --> 00:54:58,090 Everybody, the Apocalypse Corporation 763 00:54:58,090 --> 00:55:01,094 wants to put a Chemical Plant here in your park! 764 00:55:09,102 --> 00:55:11,605 Some gutsy people tried to resist, 765 00:55:11,605 --> 00:55:13,607 but without me there, 766 00:55:13,607 --> 00:55:16,109 All efforts proved hopeless. 767 00:55:19,113 --> 00:55:21,615 This park is condemned, kid. 768 00:55:21,615 --> 00:55:23,117 You can't condemn a park. 769 00:55:23,117 --> 00:55:25,120 Oh, yeah? Just watch us. 770 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,121 That be your horse over there? 771 00:55:27,121 --> 00:55:29,123 Yeah. No pollution. 772 00:55:29,123 --> 00:55:30,124 Peace. 773 00:55:31,627 --> 00:55:33,628 Well, that's the next to go. 774 00:55:39,635 --> 00:55:41,637 What's that smell? 775 00:55:41,637 --> 00:55:42,639 Addicts! 776 00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:45,141 You see what they're smoking? 777 00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:46,643 They're smoking crap. 778 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:48,646 Right. They're crap addicts. 779 00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:52,649 We won't let this Apocalypse Corporation stop us. 780 00:55:52,649 --> 00:55:54,151 Meet you back here later. 781 00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:56,153 Walk on. Walk on. 782 00:56:04,162 --> 00:56:06,164 And those forthright Tromavillians 783 00:56:06,164 --> 00:56:11,170 that Apocalypse Incorporated couldn't control, 784 00:56:11,170 --> 00:56:12,672 they crushed. 785 00:56:17,676 --> 00:56:18,518 Ho. Ho. 786 00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,432 Ho. 787 00:56:32,193 --> 00:56:34,696 We never had drugs in Tromaville 788 00:56:34,696 --> 00:56:37,698 before this Apocalypse Corporation moved in. 789 00:56:37,698 --> 00:56:39,201 We're alone in our place now. 790 00:56:39,701 --> 00:56:41,202 They can't get us here. 791 00:57:03,727 --> 00:57:06,230 We did a good job, eh, boss? 792 00:57:06,230 --> 00:57:10,235 Not bad. Could have been a bit more violent. 793 00:57:10,235 --> 00:57:12,237 Can we get a promotion now, boss? 794 00:57:12,738 --> 00:57:14,238 Huh? Huh? Huh? 795 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:17,242 Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 796 00:57:17,743 --> 00:57:19,745 In fact, I'm looking for a couple of executive types 797 00:57:20,245 --> 00:57:21,247 like yourselves 798 00:57:21,747 --> 00:57:24,251 to help turn the bird sanctuary 799 00:57:24,251 --> 00:57:25,751 into a fluorocarbon plant. 800 00:57:44,272 --> 00:57:47,276 Mom, who are these people? 801 00:57:51,279 --> 00:57:54,283 Oh, please. This park is our home. 802 00:57:54,283 --> 00:57:58,287 Can't you please help the homeless? 803 00:57:58,287 --> 00:58:01,290 Can't you please lend us a buck? 804 00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:03,293 "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." 805 00:58:03,293 --> 00:58:04,293 Shakespeare. 806 00:58:04,795 --> 00:58:07,798 "Fuck you." David Mamet. 807 00:58:11,803 --> 00:58:16,307 Masami and I got our big break 808 00:58:16,307 --> 00:58:19,811 when we were directed to the Skiji Fish Market. 809 00:58:19,811 --> 00:58:22,815 Well. This is it. 810 00:58:22,815 --> 00:58:24,315 Your father is here, Melvin. 811 00:58:24,315 --> 00:58:26,318 I know it's hard to believe. 812 00:58:26,318 --> 00:58:29,822 Here? In the Fish Market? 813 00:58:29,822 --> 00:58:31,323 Wow! 814 00:58:31,323 --> 00:58:33,326 We were told that my father 815 00:58:33,326 --> 00:58:36,328 worked somewhere in that neighborhood. 816 00:58:41,835 --> 00:58:43,838 The Skiji Fish Market 817 00:58:43,838 --> 00:58:46,341 was some big-scale operation. 818 00:58:46,341 --> 00:58:49,844 There were more smelly dead fish in there 819 00:58:49,844 --> 00:58:50,845 than there were 820 00:58:50,845 --> 00:58:52,347 in the Tromaville City Council. 821 00:58:52,847 --> 00:58:55,851 The fact that my father worked with fish 822 00:58:55,851 --> 00:58:58,354 and probably had to wash his hands 823 00:58:58,854 --> 00:58:59,355 16 times a day 824 00:58:59,854 --> 00:59:03,358 made me even more curious about him. 825 00:59:03,859 --> 00:59:05,861 What does he look like? 826 00:59:05,861 --> 00:59:08,364 Did you find anything else out about him? 827 00:59:08,364 --> 00:59:09,365 Where is he? 828 00:59:09,365 --> 00:59:10,868 Is he big or small? 829 00:59:10,868 --> 00:59:13,370 No one wants to talk much 830 00:59:13,870 --> 00:59:16,874 about Mac Junko, 831 00:59:16,874 --> 00:59:20,878 only that he is called Big Mac. 832 00:59:21,378 --> 00:59:22,881 Big Mac. 833 00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:25,383 My dad Big Mac. 834 00:59:25,383 --> 00:59:26,884 Well, let's find him. 835 00:59:27,886 --> 00:59:29,888 One of the fish cutters 836 00:59:29,888 --> 00:59:33,392 told us that Big Mac could be found 837 00:59:33,392 --> 00:59:34,894 on the Skutajima Fishing Bridge 838 00:59:34,894 --> 00:59:37,896 right behind the Skiji Fish Market, 839 00:59:37,896 --> 00:59:39,899 where the fish boats dock. 840 00:59:40,399 --> 00:59:42,401 This was where he ran his fish business. 841 00:59:42,401 --> 00:59:44,404 I was going to be reunited with my father. 842 00:59:44,904 --> 00:59:47,406 I was overcome with Joy. 843 00:59:47,907 --> 00:59:50,910 What a beautiful moment for a loving son. 844 00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:59,420 ( Speaking Japanese ) 845 01:00:03,425 --> 01:00:05,427 - Aah! - Aah! 846 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,433 Melvin. Look over there. 847 01:00:12,935 --> 01:00:13,936 It's him! It's really him! 848 01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:16,939 My father, finally! 849 01:00:16,939 --> 01:00:18,442 My search is over. 850 01:00:18,942 --> 01:00:21,445 Oh, he looks like a Big Teddy Bear. 851 01:00:21,946 --> 01:00:23,446 I love him already! 852 01:00:23,946 --> 01:00:25,949 Dad! It's me, Melvin! 853 01:00:25,949 --> 01:00:26,670 Daddy! 854 01:00:30,455 --> 01:00:30,955 Melvin! 855 01:00:31,456 --> 01:00:34,458 My boy! My son! 856 01:00:38,964 --> 01:00:39,965 Come here. 857 01:00:40,465 --> 01:00:44,470 Suddenly, there he was-- my long-lost father. 858 01:00:44,470 --> 01:00:48,474 This was to be the greatest moment of my life. 859 01:00:48,474 --> 01:00:52,478 I couldn't wait to hold him in my arms. 860 01:00:58,484 --> 01:01:02,490 As I joyfully embraced my long-lost dad, 861 01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:06,995 suddenly my Tromatons went into a horrendous reaction. 862 01:01:06,995 --> 01:01:08,497 There was evil present, 863 01:01:08,997 --> 01:01:12,000 and horror of horrors, that evil was my father. 864 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:15,504 ( Speaking Japanese ) 865 01:01:15,504 --> 01:01:17,506 Grrr! Grrr! 866 01:01:38,029 --> 01:01:38,529 Cocaine! 867 01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:42,033 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 868 01:01:42,033 --> 01:01:43,034 Cocaine! 869 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,037 ( Speaking Japanese ) 870 01:01:47,038 --> 01:01:49,540 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 871 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,543 ( Speaking Japanese ) 872 01:01:51,543 --> 01:01:53,546 Grr! Grr! 873 01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:56,549 Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr! 874 01:01:56,549 --> 01:01:58,550 It was at that very moment 875 01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:00,553 that I learned what it was to plunge 876 01:02:00,553 --> 01:02:03,056 from the heady heights of ecstasy 877 01:02:03,556 --> 01:02:06,560 to the dismal depths of despair. 878 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:10,563 My long-lost dad was a bum. 879 01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:12,065 Let's get that guy 880 01:02:12,566 --> 01:02:15,069 even if he is my dad. 881 01:02:15,569 --> 01:02:17,072 - Aah! - Aah! 882 01:02:17,072 --> 01:02:19,073 We followed my father 883 01:02:19,073 --> 01:02:21,075 around the block to his headquarters 884 01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:23,578 at the Fisherman's Shrine. 885 01:02:26,582 --> 01:02:27,082 I can't believe it! 886 01:02:27,082 --> 01:02:30,586 My own father smuggling drugs! 887 01:02:30,586 --> 01:02:36,092 Oh, it's only a small part of my business, 888 01:02:36,592 --> 01:02:42,599 only a bit better than the white-slave trade. 889 01:02:42,599 --> 01:02:44,102 Ha ha ha! 890 01:02:44,102 --> 01:02:46,102 White-slave trade, too? 891 01:02:46,102 --> 01:02:48,105 Smuggling drugs, with slavery-- 892 01:02:48,105 --> 01:02:49,607 Shut up! 893 01:02:50,108 --> 01:02:52,611 ( Bird Tweeting ) 894 01:02:54,612 --> 01:02:58,116 You jerk! You hit Masami! 895 01:02:58,116 --> 01:03:01,620 Are you OK? Are you all right? 896 01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:05,124 Don't you want to see my greatest accomplishment? 897 01:03:07,127 --> 01:03:10,129 It was bad enough to discover 898 01:03:10,129 --> 01:03:13,133 that my father was a drug smuggler, 899 01:03:13,133 --> 01:03:17,638 but even worse, I found out he smoked cheap, smelly cigers. 900 01:03:17,638 --> 01:03:20,640 This, my boy, is that we are doing 901 01:03:21,141 --> 01:03:22,143 in a lousy fish market-- 902 01:03:22,143 --> 01:03:29,651 collecting fish oils to be used in the production of... 903 01:03:29,651 --> 01:03:30,653 ( Beeping ) 904 01:03:30,653 --> 01:03:32,653 Antitromaton. 905 01:03:32,653 --> 01:03:34,156 Grr! 906 01:03:34,656 --> 01:03:36,659 There is enough anti-tromation in there 907 01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:38,661 to cause a chain reaction 908 01:03:38,661 --> 01:03:44,166 that will actually change the nucleir 909 01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:47,670 of those toxic particles of yours, 910 01:03:48,171 --> 01:03:51,676 breaking down the elements of your body 911 01:03:51,676 --> 01:03:55,680 and turning you into a harmless puddle of... 912 01:03:57,682 --> 01:03:58,682 Well... 913 01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:02,687 we don't quite know yet... 914 01:04:02,687 --> 01:04:03,689 do we? 915 01:04:03,689 --> 01:04:09,194 But first my boys want to play with you. 916 01:04:10,696 --> 01:04:12,698 ( Speaking Japanese ) 917 01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:18,205 Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! 918 01:04:18,205 --> 01:04:20,706 Don't worry. Don't worry. I can handle this. 919 01:04:20,706 --> 01:04:23,209 All right. guys! 920 01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:24,711 Banzai! 921 01:04:25,712 --> 01:04:29,216 ( Speaking Japanese ) 922 01:04:31,219 --> 01:04:32,219 Bonsai. 923 01:04:37,225 --> 01:04:38,726 ( Speaking Japanese ) 924 01:04:56,245 --> 01:04:57,247 Aah! 925 01:04:58,248 --> 01:04:59,750 ( Crash ) 926 01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:00,751 Grr! 927 01:05:04,255 --> 01:05:05,757 Grr! Grr! 928 01:05:05,757 --> 01:05:06,758 Aah! 929 01:05:52,809 --> 01:05:54,309 Big Mac! 930 01:05:54,809 --> 01:05:55,811 Where are you? 931 01:05:57,313 --> 01:05:57,813 Grr! 932 01:05:58,815 --> 01:05:59,816 Whoa! 933 01:06:00,817 --> 01:06:02,319 - Grr! - Ahh! 934 01:06:02,819 --> 01:06:03,820 Grr! 935 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,823 Ahh! 936 01:06:13,832 --> 01:06:15,333 Hehehehe. 937 01:06:19,838 --> 01:06:21,339 - Aha! - Grr! 938 01:06:21,339 --> 01:06:22,841 - Ahh! - Grr! 939 01:06:23,842 --> 01:06:24,843 Ahh! 940 01:06:43,864 --> 01:06:46,367 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 941 01:06:48,869 --> 01:06:50,872 ( Speaking Japanese ) 942 01:06:52,374 --> 01:06:54,375 ( Music Playing ) 943 01:06:58,881 --> 01:06:59,881 Oh, nice. 944 01:07:02,885 --> 01:07:03,886 Grr! 945 01:07:05,887 --> 01:07:06,889 Come on. 946 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:12,395 Ah, yahh! 947 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:15,900 Grr! 948 01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:20,404 Aaaaaaaaaah! 949 01:07:24,909 --> 01:07:25,410 Ouch. 950 01:07:39,425 --> 01:07:41,426 - Ahh! - Grr! 951 01:07:42,428 --> 01:07:43,429 Come here. 952 01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:48,435 - Ahh! - Grr! 953 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:53,440 Grr! 954 01:08:23,473 --> 01:08:26,476 Come on, come on. Let's get out of here. 955 01:08:26,476 --> 01:08:28,478 Oh, No! It's Kabuki-man! 956 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,485 I'll be right back. 957 01:08:52,005 --> 01:08:53,505 Hey! 958 01:08:54,007 --> 01:08:55,008 En garde! 959 01:09:26,543 --> 01:09:27,544 Heya! 960 01:10:09,589 --> 01:10:10,591 Aah! 961 01:11:18,164 --> 01:11:19,667 Grr! Grr! 962 01:11:24,673 --> 01:11:25,674 Eeyah! 963 01:11:28,176 --> 01:11:29,677 Aah! 964 01:11:43,693 --> 01:11:44,193 Aah! Aah! Aah! 965 01:11:55,706 --> 01:11:58,710 Aah! Aah! Aah! 966 01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:04,716 ( Bird Tweeting ) 967 01:12:36,752 --> 01:12:38,252 ( Speaking Japanese ) 968 01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:49,264 Grr! 969 01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:52,268 Melvin, my boy... 970 01:12:55,271 --> 01:12:59,777 I'd like you to meet one of our accidents. 971 01:12:59,777 --> 01:13:02,780 in developing anti-tromaton. 972 01:13:02,780 --> 01:13:06,784 He's a handsome fellow, isn't he, Toxie? 973 01:13:06,784 --> 01:13:08,286 ( Squeak! Squeak! ) 974 01:13:53,335 --> 01:13:55,337 Sashini anyone? 975 01:13:58,842 --> 01:14:01,844 Grr! Grr! Grr! 976 01:14:04,347 --> 01:14:05,068 Ha ha! 977 01:14:05,068 --> 01:14:05,348 Don't you know who you're dealing with? 978 01:14:05,348 --> 01:14:06,149 You can't win... 979 01:14:10,855 --> 01:14:12,355 Smelvin! 980 01:14:12,355 --> 01:14:13,858 Smelvin? 981 01:14:14,358 --> 01:14:15,859 Don't call me Smelvin! 982 01:14:15,859 --> 01:14:18,362 My name is Melvin! Call me Melvin! 983 01:14:18,362 --> 01:14:20,866 Psychologically, I felt uncomfortable 984 01:14:20,866 --> 01:14:23,369 about the possibility of fighting my own father. 985 01:14:23,369 --> 01:14:26,371 I felt even more uncomfortable 986 01:14:26,371 --> 01:14:28,374 when my father suddenly began taking his clothes off, 987 01:14:28,874 --> 01:14:30,376 then he started futzing with his hair, 988 01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:33,879 and before I could say sigmund freud, 989 01:14:33,879 --> 01:14:37,884 my father put on this-- this-- this diaper! 990 01:14:37,884 --> 01:14:40,887 To see my own father in a diaper... 991 01:14:40,887 --> 01:14:44,892 Whoa! What a Toxic head-trip! 992 01:14:44,892 --> 01:14:48,395 I am the Big Mac. 993 01:14:48,395 --> 01:14:51,899 I am the Big Cheese. 994 01:14:54,402 --> 01:15:00,909 You might say that I am the Big Mac with cheese. 995 01:15:00,909 --> 01:15:01,910 Heh heh heh! 996 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:08,418 Grr! Grr! 997 01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:40,503 ( Speaking Japanese ) 998 01:15:42,956 --> 01:15:44,457 Okey-dokey. 999 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:45,959 Oh, okey-dokey. 1000 01:15:56,470 --> 01:15:58,473 And now... 1001 01:15:58,473 --> 01:16:01,475 it's bedtime, Smelvin. 1002 01:16:03,979 --> 01:16:04,479 - Aah! - Aah! 1003 01:16:44,523 --> 01:16:46,524 Melvin! Melvin! 1004 01:17:12,553 --> 01:17:13,804 Aaah! 1005 01:17:15,056 --> 01:17:16,057 Aaah! 1006 01:17:31,574 --> 01:17:34,077 Masami knew little about anti-tromaton 1007 01:17:34,077 --> 01:17:37,581 or its deleterious effects on a hideously deformed creature 1008 01:17:37,581 --> 01:17:42,086 of superhuman size and strength like myself. 1009 01:17:42,086 --> 01:17:46,590 But since my condition resulted from a Sumo Situation, 1010 01:17:47,092 --> 01:17:49,594 she wisely took me to a Sumo Gym, 1011 01:17:49,594 --> 01:17:52,597 where I was rehabilitated 1012 01:17:52,597 --> 01:17:56,102 thanks to a program of ancient Sumo Homeopatic Remedies, 1013 01:17:56,102 --> 01:17:58,603 Sumo Philosophy, and Sumo Physical Exercise. 1014 01:17:58,603 --> 01:18:02,108 My name is Shochikuyama. 1015 01:18:02,609 --> 01:18:06,613 # ...A wretch like me # 1016 01:18:06,613 --> 01:18:11,118 # I once was lost... # 1017 01:18:11,118 --> 01:18:14,121 You must first learn Purifying Ritual. 1018 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:22,631 # I was blind, but now... # 1019 01:18:22,631 --> 01:18:27,636 First, we stamp out the Evil Spirits. 1020 01:18:33,141 --> 01:18:34,644 ( Fart ) 1021 01:18:37,147 --> 01:18:38,148 Then we gargle... 1022 01:18:43,654 --> 01:18:45,655 the Power Water. 1023 01:18:48,158 --> 01:18:48,658 ( Slurp ) 1024 01:18:48,658 --> 01:18:51,662 ( Pfftt! ) 1025 01:18:51,662 --> 01:18:53,164 And scatter... 1026 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:58,170 Purifying salt. 1027 01:19:11,684 --> 01:19:13,186 The next step is Nintai-- 1028 01:19:13,186 --> 01:19:16,690 Patience and tolerance. 1029 01:19:21,194 --> 01:19:23,697 If your opponent is an equal, 1030 01:19:23,697 --> 01:19:28,703 you must be sure to make the first move. 1031 01:19:41,217 --> 01:19:45,220 You have served mankind 1032 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:47,223 by killing Mac Junko. 1033 01:19:47,723 --> 01:19:54,232 We offer you the Mawashi and Sagari of our Heya. 1034 01:19:54,732 --> 01:19:56,733 Oh, domo arigato. 1035 01:19:56,733 --> 01:20:01,239 I thank you for your kindness and your instruction, 1036 01:20:01,239 --> 01:20:02,740 and you saved my life. 1037 01:20:05,243 --> 01:20:08,246 But I killed my own father, 1038 01:20:08,246 --> 01:20:09,748 and I am unworthy. 1039 01:20:12,751 --> 01:20:13,252 I will never forget you, 1040 01:20:13,752 --> 01:20:15,755 but I must leave now. 1041 01:20:15,755 --> 01:20:17,256 Sayonara. 1042 01:20:24,264 --> 01:20:26,767 Good-bye, Melvin. 1043 01:20:27,268 --> 01:20:28,769 I won't forget you. 1044 01:20:28,769 --> 01:20:31,271 Sayonara, Masami. 1045 01:20:31,271 --> 01:20:33,774 Kimi no kotowa. 1046 01:20:33,774 --> 01:20:36,277 Isho wa suri nai, Sayonara. 1047 01:20:40,782 --> 01:20:42,284 Ah, let's see. 1048 01:20:42,284 --> 01:20:43,785 Nintai... 1049 01:20:44,285 --> 01:20:46,788 Patience and tolerance. 1050 01:20:46,788 --> 01:20:47,289 Make the first move. 1051 01:20:47,289 --> 01:20:50,794 Patience and tolerance. 1052 01:20:50,794 --> 01:20:52,795 Make the first move. 1053 01:20:57,300 --> 01:21:00,804 Back home, the boot-licking bourgeois bullies 1054 01:21:00,804 --> 01:21:03,307 of corporate corruption had their way 1055 01:21:03,307 --> 01:21:07,310 with the little people of Tromaville. 1056 01:21:07,310 --> 01:21:11,316 Apocalypse Incorporated had little trouble 1057 01:21:11,816 --> 01:21:13,818 attaining its goal of total ownership 1058 01:21:14,319 --> 01:21:15,821 of everything and everyone. 1059 01:21:15,821 --> 01:21:16,822 Ughh! 1060 01:21:17,323 --> 01:21:18,324 Aah! 1061 01:21:30,836 --> 01:21:32,339 Mama! 1062 01:21:40,849 --> 01:21:41,349 Drop that flowerpot! 1063 01:21:41,349 --> 01:21:42,789 Heh heh heh! 1064 01:22:01,370 --> 01:22:06,876 You can't take this church, and you can't take our town! 1065 01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:09,879 There are no leverage buyouts in a house of God! 1066 01:22:16,888 --> 01:22:19,891 Aw, are you hungry? Would you like some french bread? 1067 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,392 It's fresh-baked-- Hey! Hey! 1068 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,402 Hey! Hey! Cut it out! 1069 01:22:30,402 --> 01:22:32,905 Ow! Ow! Can you help us? 1070 01:22:32,905 --> 01:22:34,907 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1071 01:22:35,408 --> 01:22:37,411 Hey, what are you guys doing? 1072 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:38,912 What do you think you're doing? 1073 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:40,414 Aah! 1074 01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:40,914 Hey! 1075 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:41,664 Oh! 1076 01:22:42,915 --> 01:22:43,917 My leg! 1077 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:45,418 Huh? 1078 01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:51,927 Ha ha ha! 1079 01:22:55,430 --> 01:22:57,431 As I went back home, 1080 01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:59,935 I could not get over the fact 1081 01:23:00,435 --> 01:23:02,438 that I had killed my own father! 1082 01:23:02,938 --> 01:23:04,941 I felt so guilty, but I felt a lot worse 1083 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:09,445 when I saw what Apocalypse Incorporated 1084 01:23:09,445 --> 01:23:12,950 had done to Tromaville in my absence. 1085 01:23:15,953 --> 01:23:19,456 ( Singing in Foreign Language ) 1086 01:23:38,977 --> 01:23:40,480 Oops! I almost forgot. 1087 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,481 I've got to sort the laundry. 1088 01:23:44,984 --> 01:23:46,486 # You're a beast in love # 1089 01:23:48,989 --> 01:23:50,991 # And she's your beauty # 1090 01:23:51,492 --> 01:23:51,992 Yay! 1091 01:23:52,493 --> 01:23:54,995 # You'll see your face # 1092 01:23:55,495 --> 01:23:56,496 # A monsterfest # 1093 01:23:56,496 --> 01:23:58,999 ( Sniff Sniff ) 1094 01:23:58,999 --> 01:24:01,502 # Toxic bad girls... # 1095 01:24:02,003 --> 01:24:04,505 Who's that? Melvin? 1096 01:24:04,505 --> 01:24:07,008 Melvin, are you back from Japan? 1097 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:10,012 Melvin? Melvin, is that you? 1098 01:24:10,012 --> 01:24:12,515 Melvin. Melvin, is that you? 1099 01:24:12,515 --> 01:24:15,518 Back from Japan? 1100 01:24:16,019 --> 01:24:18,521 Melvin, your muscles feel-- They feel nice, 1101 01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:21,024 but they feel a little smaller. 1102 01:24:21,024 --> 01:24:22,025 Melvin, what happened to you? 1103 01:24:22,525 --> 01:24:26,029 Have you been eating that funny fish from Japan? 1104 01:24:27,031 --> 01:24:29,532 That-- That Sushi? 1105 01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:31,034 Melvin, Melvin, why don't you speak to me? 1106 01:24:31,535 --> 01:24:33,037 I missed you so much. 1107 01:24:33,538 --> 01:24:35,539 Hey, that's not you, Melvin! 1108 01:24:36,041 --> 01:24:37,041 Have a seat. 1109 01:24:40,044 --> 01:24:41,345 We're the new guard, honey. 1110 01:24:41,345 --> 01:24:46,051 You could say we was moving in on your territory. 1111 01:24:46,051 --> 01:24:48,554 This is where she lives? What a dump. 1112 01:24:48,554 --> 01:24:50,557 Absolutely fascinating. 1113 01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:56,062 This place, it needs a lot of work. 1114 01:24:56,062 --> 01:24:58,565 And we're taking over. 1115 01:24:58,565 --> 01:25:01,068 I've been waiting and waiting 1116 01:25:01,068 --> 01:25:05,071 to get a hold of these yellow locks 1117 01:25:05,071 --> 01:25:08,075 and these melon-heavy breasts. 1118 01:25:08,576 --> 01:25:10,077 - Woo! - Woo! 1119 01:25:10,077 --> 01:25:11,580 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 1120 01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:18,086 The bitch broke my nail! 1121 01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:21,090 Let me kill her now, boss. 1122 01:25:22,090 --> 01:25:22,931 Melvin! 1123 01:25:26,096 --> 01:25:27,596 Melvin. 1124 01:25:27,596 --> 01:25:28,597 Melvin. 1125 01:25:28,597 --> 01:25:30,099 Grrr. 1126 01:25:30,099 --> 01:25:34,104 Whoa! I've got a Toxic Explosive for you, baby. 1127 01:25:34,604 --> 01:25:35,606 ( Laughter ) 1128 01:25:38,109 --> 01:25:38,609 Melvin! 1129 01:25:40,610 --> 01:25:42,613 Grrr! 1130 01:25:42,613 --> 01:25:44,115 Grrr! 1131 01:25:44,115 --> 01:25:46,117 Aaah! 1132 01:25:46,617 --> 01:25:47,619 Grrr! 1133 01:25:56,128 --> 01:25:57,629 Bad, bad girl! 1134 01:26:00,133 --> 01:26:00,633 Grrr! 1135 01:26:03,135 --> 01:26:06,639 Melvin, let's talk about this. 1136 01:26:06,639 --> 01:26:08,642 I've been hurt! Let's go! 1137 01:26:08,642 --> 01:26:09,643 Melvin! 1138 01:26:12,146 --> 01:26:13,648 Bitch! 1139 01:26:25,661 --> 01:26:29,665 I'm going to break you in half like a fucking wishbone. 1140 01:26:29,665 --> 01:26:32,668 Get off of me, you whore! 1141 01:26:35,672 --> 01:26:36,172 You crazy bitch! 1142 01:26:36,172 --> 01:26:40,176 You blind bimbo bitch! 1143 01:26:42,679 --> 01:26:44,681 Look, Melvin, I'm helping. 1144 01:26:48,686 --> 01:26:49,187 Melvin. 1145 01:26:49,187 --> 01:26:51,188 Claire. 1146 01:26:51,688 --> 01:26:53,190 Oh, my Melvin. 1147 01:26:53,691 --> 01:26:55,193 Nobody messes with the bad girls. 1148 01:26:58,697 --> 01:27:00,699 Oh, Melvin. 1149 01:27:10,710 --> 01:27:14,213 But now Toxie was back home, and I wasted no time. 1150 01:27:14,213 --> 01:27:19,219 I immediately set about cleaning up Tromaville. 1151 01:27:19,219 --> 01:27:21,722 The good citizens rallied to support me. 1152 01:27:21,722 --> 01:27:22,723 Grrr! 1153 01:27:23,224 --> 01:27:24,726 Aaah! 1154 01:27:24,726 --> 01:27:25,727 Ah. 1155 01:27:25,727 --> 01:27:26,727 Yeah! 1156 01:27:29,730 --> 01:27:30,231 Grrr! 1157 01:27:30,231 --> 01:27:31,733 Grrr! 1158 01:27:31,733 --> 01:27:32,734 Grrr! 1159 01:27:32,734 --> 01:27:34,236 Grrr! 1160 01:27:36,739 --> 01:27:37,240 Grrr! 1161 01:27:41,243 --> 01:27:43,746 When the Chairman saw that I was back 1162 01:27:43,746 --> 01:27:47,250 and that his best-laid plans had gone astray, 1163 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:49,752 he decided that if he couldn't own Tromaville, 1164 01:27:50,253 --> 01:27:53,256 then he was going to destroy Tromaville. 1165 01:27:53,756 --> 01:27:57,261 The evil Chairman Summoned 1166 01:27:57,762 --> 01:27:59,764 his craziest and most violent henchman-- 1167 01:27:59,764 --> 01:28:01,266 The Dark Rider. 1168 01:28:02,766 --> 01:28:05,269 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 1169 01:28:05,770 --> 01:28:07,772 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1170 01:28:07,772 --> 01:28:09,275 With 300 pounds of Nitroglycerin 1171 01:28:09,775 --> 01:28:10,776 strapped to his body, 1172 01:28:11,276 --> 01:28:13,279 the Dark Rider was ordered 1173 01:28:13,279 --> 01:28:16,281 to crash into the Tromaville City Hall 1174 01:28:16,281 --> 01:28:19,285 and blow the entire town to Smithereens. 1175 01:28:19,285 --> 01:28:23,791 If the Dark Rider succeeded in blowing up Tromaville, 1176 01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:26,793 Mom, Claire, and all my friends would be killed. 1177 01:28:26,793 --> 01:28:30,297 Even worse, if Tromaville was destroyed, 1178 01:28:30,297 --> 01:28:34,802 there would never be a Toxic Avenger Part III. 1179 01:28:34,802 --> 01:28:36,304 Stop! 1180 01:28:36,304 --> 01:28:37,304 Oh! 1181 01:28:39,807 --> 01:28:40,808 Hey, what the-- 1182 01:28:41,309 --> 01:28:43,311 Sorry about that, Cabby. I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1183 01:28:46,315 --> 01:28:47,817 Ho--ho--holy shit. 1184 01:28:48,318 --> 01:28:49,818 Now, let's get that guy. 1185 01:28:49,818 --> 01:28:51,320 Look out. 1186 01:28:53,823 --> 01:28:56,326 Senoir citizens. 1187 01:28:56,326 --> 01:28:59,330 Pardon me, ma'am, sir. I need your cab. 1188 01:28:59,330 --> 01:29:01,331 Cabby, I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1189 01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:01,331 We must save Tromaville. 1190 01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:04,834 Follow that villain on the motorcycle 1191 01:29:04,834 --> 01:29:07,838 and put the pedal to the metal. Let's go! 1192 01:29:08,339 --> 01:29:11,343 For this I left the south bronx? 1193 01:29:42,877 --> 01:29:44,379 ( Speaking Spanish ) 1194 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:48,883 I hope I get a good tip out of this. 1195 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,392 Step on it, Cabby. 1196 01:29:56,392 --> 01:29:58,394 He went that way. 1197 01:29:58,394 --> 01:29:59,396 Hurry up! 1198 01:29:59,396 --> 01:29:59,896 Step on it! 1199 01:30:07,905 --> 01:30:08,405 Wait! 1200 01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:15,412 Ah ah ah! 1201 01:30:33,933 --> 01:30:37,937 Whoa! Step on it, Cabby. Whoa! 1202 01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:44,945 Whoa! 1203 01:30:49,450 --> 01:30:51,451 I'll fix it later. 1204 01:30:51,451 --> 01:30:52,453 Aah! 1205 01:30:57,459 --> 01:30:58,961 Herman, you dumb schmuck. 1206 01:30:58,961 --> 01:31:02,464 We should have gone to the french restaurant. 1207 01:31:02,964 --> 01:31:05,467 Shut up, Sadie. We're going chinese. It's cheaper. 1208 01:31:05,968 --> 01:31:07,970 Some wedding anniversary. 1209 01:31:10,473 --> 01:31:11,974 Aah! 1210 01:31:11,974 --> 01:31:12,976 Whoa! 1211 01:31:17,981 --> 01:31:19,984 OK, kids. Cross at the green. 1212 01:31:19,984 --> 01:31:21,486 Now, kids. Wait. 1213 01:31:21,486 --> 01:31:23,486 Hey, what the-- 1214 01:31:23,987 --> 01:31:23,987 No, no, no! Slow down. 1215 01:31:23,987 --> 01:31:26,990 ( Beep! ) 1216 01:31:26,990 --> 01:31:28,993 No! Slow down! 1217 01:31:32,497 --> 01:31:36,000 Well, ha ha ha. 1218 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,503 See, Jimmy? Safety first. 1219 01:31:39,004 --> 01:31:40,005 I tell you. 1220 01:31:44,010 --> 01:31:46,513 Aaah! 1221 01:32:10,538 --> 01:32:11,039 Oh. 1222 01:32:11,039 --> 01:32:12,541 Oh, God. 1223 01:32:22,052 --> 01:32:22,052 Come on, honey. 1224 01:32:33,064 --> 01:32:34,564 50 year anniversary. 1225 01:32:35,065 --> 01:32:38,068 Some celebration-- with this thing. 1226 01:32:43,075 --> 01:32:47,078 My mother shouldn't have made a contact with you. 1227 01:32:47,579 --> 01:32:48,080 You're stupid. 1228 01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:50,583 Cut the yapping. I'm trying to drive. 1229 01:32:54,587 --> 01:32:56,590 Let's go! Get that guy on the bike! 1230 01:32:56,590 --> 01:32:57,591 Let's go! 1231 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,603 Whoa! 1232 01:33:14,609 --> 01:33:16,111 Aah! 1233 01:33:17,112 --> 01:33:18,614 Aah! 1234 01:33:21,616 --> 01:33:24,119 What the... 1235 01:33:39,636 --> 01:33:42,640 Aah! 1236 01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:45,642 My car! What did you do to my car? 1237 01:33:45,642 --> 01:33:46,644 Aah! 1238 01:33:47,145 --> 01:33:47,645 Aah! 1239 01:33:48,146 --> 01:33:49,648 Aaah! 1240 01:33:50,148 --> 01:33:51,650 It's all right, Amigo. 1241 01:33:51,650 --> 01:33:55,655 You just got yourself a convertible. 1242 01:33:55,655 --> 01:33:59,158 Hey, a convertible. Customized, too. 1243 01:33:59,158 --> 01:33:59,158 Here you go. try these. 1244 01:33:59,158 --> 01:34:02,161 Here. 1245 01:34:03,162 --> 01:34:05,665 Get that guy on the bike. Let's go! 1246 01:34:05,665 --> 01:34:06,666 All right! 1247 01:34:10,169 --> 01:34:12,672 Aaah! 1248 01:34:12,672 --> 01:34:14,675 Aaah! 1249 01:34:15,175 --> 01:34:17,678 Stop him! Aah! 1250 01:34:18,179 --> 01:34:20,182 Aaah! 1251 01:34:20,182 --> 01:34:21,682 Aah! 1252 01:34:29,191 --> 01:34:32,195 Whee! Ah-ha! 1253 01:34:36,699 --> 01:34:39,702 Aaah! 1254 01:34:51,215 --> 01:34:53,217 Ha ha ha. 1255 01:34:53,217 --> 01:34:54,719 # Doo-doo-doo-doo # 1256 01:34:55,220 --> 01:34:56,720 # Di-da-da-da # 1257 01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:59,224 # Do-da-da-da-da-da-da # 1258 01:34:59,224 --> 01:35:01,727 Aiee, ow! Enough of this Tromaville. 1259 01:35:01,727 --> 01:35:05,231 I go back to south bronx, where it's safe. 1260 01:35:05,231 --> 01:35:07,734 Ah, ah, ah, eiee. 1261 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:18,245 Aaah! 1262 01:35:18,245 --> 01:35:19,246 Look at that free! 1263 01:35:19,246 --> 01:35:21,247 Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. 1264 01:35:25,252 --> 01:35:28,756 Sadie, we'll go to the french restaurant. 1265 01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:30,258 Oh, Herman, 1266 01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:33,261 such an exciting 50th wedding anniversary. 1267 01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:36,765 Much more so than our honeymoon, huh? 1268 01:35:37,266 --> 01:35:38,266 Oh. 1269 01:35:38,266 --> 01:35:43,273 Oy, oy, oy, oy. I love you. 1270 01:35:43,772 --> 01:35:44,773 ( Vroom ) 1271 01:35:45,775 --> 01:35:47,777 Grrr. 1272 01:36:14,807 --> 01:36:16,309 Grrr. 1273 01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:37,331 Aaah! 1274 01:36:42,838 --> 01:36:46,841 ( Bell Chimes ) 1275 01:36:49,344 --> 01:36:49,845 Yay! 1276 01:36:49,845 --> 01:36:51,347 All right. 1277 01:37:09,366 --> 01:37:12,370 Where am I? What's going on? 1278 01:37:12,370 --> 01:37:14,873 You're in Tromaville, 1279 01:37:14,873 --> 01:37:17,376 and the Toxic Avenger just saved our asses. 1280 01:37:19,877 --> 01:37:21,880 So, you're the Toxic Avenger. 1281 01:37:22,380 --> 01:37:23,382 The one and only. 1282 01:37:23,382 --> 01:37:26,386 It's hard to believe you were my little Melvin. 1283 01:37:26,386 --> 01:37:29,890 Big Mac! I don't believe it. 1284 01:37:29,890 --> 01:37:31,891 Mildred! 1285 01:37:31,891 --> 01:37:31,891 It's a miracle! 1286 01:37:31,891 --> 01:37:36,897 I had given up faith that I would ever find you again. 1287 01:37:36,897 --> 01:37:37,898 Dad? 1288 01:37:37,898 --> 01:37:40,401 If you're you, who was that I killed in Japan? 1289 01:37:40,401 --> 01:37:42,903 A big ugly guy? 1290 01:37:42,903 --> 01:37:45,406 He was smuggling cocaine inside of Tuna Fish. 1291 01:37:45,406 --> 01:37:50,912 That's Big Mac Bun, not Junko, former con man. 1292 01:37:50,912 --> 01:37:54,415 I've been mistaken for him more than once. 1293 01:37:54,415 --> 01:37:56,918 He's ruined my credit rating with visa and mastercard. 1294 01:37:57,419 --> 01:37:59,922 I'm glad to know of his demise. 1295 01:38:00,422 --> 01:38:03,426 Well, Dad, glad to see you. 1296 01:38:06,929 --> 01:38:09,432 And who is this lovely young lady? 1297 01:38:09,932 --> 01:38:12,936 Oh, this is my girl, Claire. 1298 01:38:12,936 --> 01:38:13,437 Daddy! 1299 01:38:16,441 --> 01:38:17,442 Oh, Big Mac. 1300 01:38:17,442 --> 01:38:20,945 I never want you to wander again--ever. 1301 01:38:20,945 --> 01:38:22,947 And I will stay here with you, my love. 1302 01:38:25,951 --> 01:38:25,951 Ahh. 1303 01:38:25,951 --> 01:38:31,957 So Mom and Claire and my real Dad 1304 01:38:31,957 --> 01:38:33,959 along with all the Tromavillians 1305 01:38:34,460 --> 01:38:38,465 were once again free to enjoy life to the fullest, 1306 01:38:38,465 --> 01:38:39,967 and the wicked Chairman-- 1307 01:38:40,467 --> 01:38:44,971 He fled Tromaville as fast as his evil legs would carry him. 1308 01:38:44,971 --> 01:38:48,475 Hey, want a ride? Big business sucks, you wad. 1309 01:38:48,475 --> 01:38:52,981 Now I could really feel good about myself. 1310 01:38:52,981 --> 01:38:55,983 My broken id was finally repaired 1311 01:38:55,983 --> 01:38:56,984 because I knew that whenever or wherever 1312 01:38:56,984 --> 01:39:00,990 the good citizens of Tromaville needed help, 1313 01:39:00,990 --> 01:39:03,993 they could always count on me. 1314 01:39:03,993 --> 01:39:05,493 So just remember, folks, 1315 01:39:05,493 --> 01:39:06,996 when the bad guys come to your town, 1316 01:39:06,996 --> 01:39:10,500 and you're not quite sure what to do, 1317 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,003 call me, the Toxic Avenger! 1318 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:17,110 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player