Hi.
My name's Jimmy Livingston.
My mom says when I was born...
I came gift-wrapped from Heaven.
Aaah!
Whoa! Whoa!
Well, I guess this is growing up
My first memories are kind of hazy.
All I remember is a place with white walls...
bright lights, and a gigantic bird.
I was there because I was born with no immunities.
A single germ could kill me.
But when I was four, my mom took me home...
to beautiful Palmdale, California.
Mom helped me make friends right away.
Let's go.
Get him in!
Our house was enormous like a castle...
and for the first time, I felt completely free.
There.
Now you're safe from that evil, filthy world.
You're home, Jimmy!
And you'll never, ever, ever have to go out there again.
Look at that.
Look what Mommy made for Jimmy.
I had a big room with my own bed...
Lots of toys...
and two pairs of retractable arms.
"And the prince climbed to the top of the tower and said...
'Come with me...
and we'll live happily ever after.'
"And Rapunzel left her plastic bubble and died."
The End.
Those evil doctors.
Nobody's gonna get any germs on my little boy now.
You'll always stay pure.
Won't you, Jimmy?
Jimmy! Breakfie!
I had my reading.
I wish they had more than one magazine in the world, Mom.
So do l, dear.
My favorite TV show, "Land of the Lost. "
I wish TVs had more than one channel, Mom.
So do l, dear.
And I had the best teacher...
in the whole, wide world.
And then the Indians...
decided to move to the reservations...
where they could open casinos...
and sell tax-free cigarettes...
and stay out of the white man's way.
Another A-plus.
The neighborhood kids always wanted to hang at my house.
Lives in a bubble, smells like poop
Bubble boy, bubble boy
Get out of here, you little buggers! Go on!
But I liked to hang with my dad.
Holy mother of shit, Morton!
Are you trying to kill him with that thing?
Jimmy, lunchie.
Suppertime was the best.
Nothing could beat Mom's homemade, vitamin-rich...
soy-based, germ-free, fat-free fiber cookies.
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
I grew up like any other kid.
At 16, I didn't get a car...
but I did get an electrical rock-music guitar!
I can't believe the things I found
I need to find my way
I'm lost, I'm lost
I do believe I'm living
In the Land
Of the Lost
I'm living in the Land
Living in the Land
Of the Lost
I was so happy.
I had everything a boy could ever want.
Until...
Chloe.
"And then Pinocchio came out of his plastic bubble...
"touched the filthy little whore next door and died."
The End.
Ooh, baby
Ahh
Oh, yeah
Over the next few years...
I washed my window a lot.
Oh, my
Something was happening to me.
But I didn't know what.
Mom!
-Jimmy! What's the matter? -Mom!
Are you all right?
-What is it? -Oh! Oh, my God!
Ow!
Don't touch it! Hands off!
Now, just relax, don't get upset.
It hurts!
Just do what I tell your father--
just say the pledge of allegiance...
until it goes away. Come on!
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
of the United States of America...
and to the republic for which it stands...
one nation under God, indivisible...
with liberty and justice for all.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
of the United States of America...
and to the republic for which it stands...
one nation under God...
Thanks, Mom.
Can't touch this
Can't touch this...
Dude!
You live next door to the bubble boy.
Know what I heard?
The only thing he can drink is his own urine.
True story. Swear to God.
I heard the same thing, man. It's gross.
Then what did he drink to make the urine?
Well, it would...
Tell her.
Shotgun!
He's not a monster, you guys.
He's just a boy in a bubble.
I am not a monster. I'm a human being.
-Bye, Lisa. -Bye, Chloe.
I wish I was the boy in her bubble.
Oh, yeah!
Let's hit the arcade.
Hi, Mr. Livingston?
I'm Chloe. I live...next door.
Hyah!
Oh, my gosh!
-What? -Are you OK?
What? Wait, no, no, no.
I was just playing.
Mayday! You know, that.
Oh.
Ahem.
Was that Pakuni you were speaking?
From "Land of the Lost"?
I love "Land of the Lost."
I love you, too.
It! It, too. I love it, too.
-I'm Jimmy. -I'm--
Chloe, the whore next door.
What?
Where did you hear that?
My mom. She teaches me everything.
Well, really she got it wrong.
I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.
A bitch. Oh, yeah.
A bitch. Absolutely, a bitch.
Yeah.
You play guitar?
Oh, yeah!
Do you wanna try it?
Oh, no, I don't know how.
I could teach you.
Right now.
I can't right now.
I should go.
How about tomorrow?
Oh, jeez, I don't know.
I don't know, bitch. I got a lot to do.
See you tomorrow. Bye.
She's certainly proud of those boobies, isn't she?
Something tells me she's not...
the kind of friend Jesus would pick, Jimmy.
When I look
All a--round
Oh, I suck.
No, no. Come here.
You have to press harder.
-OK. -Harder. Here.
-Like... -Now go. Harder.
When I look
All around
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands...
one nation under God...
Everything OK?
Yeah. Let's go.
Wouldn't it be nice
If we were older
And we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
I know it's gonna make it that much better
When we can say good night...
Trick or treat!
Smell my feet!
Oh, hey!
Aah!
In the morning when the day is new...
It's Bubble Guinea.
Oh, my God!
Hi, Bubble Guinea.
Jimmy!
Ow! Ah!
Stupid gutter.
Jimmy! Ah! Ouch.
Jimmy. Ahh. Hello.
Chloe?
Yeah. Bubble Boy!
What about your party?
Jimmy, you have to wish me happy birthday.
What about your party?
Uhh, the party.
I'll show you a party.
Come here.
-Don't be shy. -Huh?
Come here.
My mom's asleep.
Don't you wanna give me a birthday kiss?
Chloe. Heh heh. Shh.
Shh.
Whoa! Oh, Chloe!
I hate this stupid bubble.
I got everything I wanted for my birthday...
except you, Jimmy.
That's why I'm coming in.
Chloe, wait! Whoa, whoa.
Don't worry. You can decontaminate me.
-Hee hee hee. -What?
Relax. Have a beer.
Wait, um, wait. Chloe?
I'm not so sure that's such a good idea.
Jimmy.
Jimmy. Please let me in.
Oh, baby
Please?
Ahh
Chloe?
I...
Maybe I should have let her in...
but I was scared.
So who could really blame her for what happened next?
Hold on.
You look beautif--
Oh, hi.
Ooh, corsage.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mark, Jimmy. Jimmy, Mark.
'Sup, Jimbo?
'Sup, Marko?
You ready?
Yeah. Just let me use the bathroom.
All right. Pinch it quick.
-She loves that one. -Hmm.
-Cigarette? -What?
So Chloe tells me you're a musician.
Well, I rock, if that's what you mean.
Ahh
You know?
So, what are you guys gonna do tonight?
You know, a little bit of this.
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's it, ahh.
Oh, oh! That's it. Ohh!
Sounds like fun.
All right. All ready.
That's how I do it on stage.
Did I tell you how beautiful you look?
Come here.
I'm gonna be the luckiest guy at the prom.
One thing was for sure. Mark was cool.
Bye, Jimmy.
Who could compete with a guy like that?
-Hands. -I'm sorry.
Come on, Chloe.
We've been going out for two years...
I want a little action.
Mark, I told you--
I want to wait till I get married.
Hands.
I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen.
All women will leave you someday.
That girl didn't love you.
She just felt sorry for you.
You think she'd marry a boy who couldn't even touch her?
Hey.
Hi.
Are you going somewhere?
Yeah. You know Mark?
We've sorta been going out off and on for a while now...
and, um...
Well, he kind of asked me to...
-To go fishing? -No!
-To go to the movies? -No!
-To get married? -Yes!
The wedding's this Saturday in Niagara Falls.
I didn't know how to tell you, Jimmy, because...
The thing is, um...
I really wanted to know...
if you think he's the right one...
because it's such a big step, you know? And...
Jimmy?
I made you something.
Take Bubble Guinea Pig. I don't want him anymore.
So that's it?
That's all you're going to say?
Bye, Jimmy.
Good-bye.
Can you still remember
How it seemed
That we could live forever
In a lovers' dream?
The falling was the best part
But now you know
The things you cling to
Your heart can start to grow
You, you're walking away
I've been there
Now I know what to say
I'm the king of yesterday
Why don't, why don't you stay
Chloe!
God...bless America!
That nasty little slut...
Left just in the nick of time, Morton.
I had no idea what I was up against.
Chloe hadn't told me much.
All I knew was that she was in New York...
which may as well been on the other side of the galaxy...
and I only had three days to get there.
Three days.
I just needed the bubble suit to last that long.
Flying high now
I'm so high now
Ooh!
Ooh! Oh, oh, oh!
Getting strong now
Moving on now
Uhh!
Aah!
Grass.
Street lamp.
Oh.
Ooh.
Dog poop! This is awesome!
I'm running!
Well, I guess this is growing up
Hello? Hello?
Hi. It's my first day out in the world.
I'd like to go to Niagara Falls.
That'll be $260.
Plus I gotta charge you for an additional seat...
for that...stupid thing you're wearing.
Oh, money. Oh. Money.
How far will this get me?
Take a step back.
That far.
Um...
the girl I love is getting married...
and I have to stop the wedding.
That's fantastic.
Next!
Next in line, please.
OK. Have a nice day.
The white zone's for loading and unloading only.
Hey, are you all right?
-Are you all right? -What is it?
Oh, he's alive!
I need to get to Niagara Falls...
by Saturday to stop Chloe from getting married.
-I'm Todd. -And I'm Lorraine.
And we can get you to Niagara Falls.
Yeah! Bright and shiny!
Stick him in the rear!
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
People all across the land
Come and join our happy band
Always happy, never gay
Living clean is A-OK
Bright
And shiny...
Excuse me, Todd.
And shiny
If you save yourself for God
You will get the golden rod
Give up on society
We will be your family
Bright
And shiny
Jimmy! Breakfie!
Jimmy!
The Kloobda.
The Kloobda is the holy guide to living pure...
dictated to Gil by a talking salamander.
But more on that later.
This will help explain.
Put it in the decontamination bay.
Right there.
First, we prepare our souls...
by stripping ourselves of all material possessions...
and sexual desires.
Ha ha ha ha!
-Kool-aid, Lorraine? -Thanks, Lorraine.
-Lorraine? -Ooh!
Her name's Lorraine, too?
We're all Lorraine.
And you will be Todd...
a name chosen especially for you by Gil.
What does Bill do with all your stuff?
He's holding it for us at the compound.
Where's the compound?
I'm not really sure.
In Texas?
Oh. You're not a singing group...
you're a cult! Ha ha ha!
Why'd we stop?
This isn't Niagara Falls! This is a desert!
Yes--yes, I realize that in typical cases...
you have to wait 48 hours.
But this is not a typical case.
My son is a bubble boy. He'll die out there!
Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight.
And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!
All right, Plan B. Did you finish the note?
Come on.
"Mr. and Mrs. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son.
"Pay $1 00,000 or he dies. Signed, the Jews."
Are you kidding? Are you kidding me?
Who in their right mind is gonna believe this note?
It's the Jews, Morton!
They're gonna want more than $1 00,000!
Think, man, think!
I'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
So get out of my way
'Cause I'm havin' a bad day
Uhh!
Havin' a bad day
Get out of my way
'Cause I'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
Get off!
Havin' a bad day
Get out of my way...
Uhh! Aah!
Have you seen my son?
Hello?
I think he's deaf. Have you seen my boy?
Your weird-ass son got on a bus...
full of happy people skipping around all over the place...
and they headed towards Vegas.
You know, Satan's anus.
Thank you.
You filthy, fat, filthy deaf man!
I heard that.
Mort, let's move it!
I'll have you know that I've lost two pounds.
I have my ankle weights on right now...
and it's very hot in here and I'm losing weight.
I've lost four pounds in the last two months.
Havin' a bad day
Get out of my way
'Cause I'm havin' a bad day
I'm havin' a bad day
Get out of my way
Hey!
-Hey, hey! -Whoa!
What are you...
some kind of astronaut?
No, I'm some kind of bubble boy.
How do you take a dump in that thing?
I think I could help you with your situation here.
How's some bubble vato gonna help me?
I got patches.
Patches?
I could use some stinkin' patches.
-Gil! -Gil, we love you!
Welcome, my children. Welcome.
Today will truly be a time of spiritual illumination.
Now, can anyone guess why we're all here?
-Ooh! -Ooh, me!
Yes, Todd. No, the other Todd.
To find out the final incarnation of the Chosen One?
Exactly.
I can see you've been reading your Kloobda.
The Chosen One is among us!
He walks the earth.
His final incarnation will be...
A round one!
Yes, the round one.
The holy messenger trapped in a living globe.
We must find him and release him...
so that he may carry us...
only true believers, to the kingdom of Heaven.
And those who reject him will mutate...
and burn eternally on Planet PX-41 .
Or PX-42, if they run out of room.
If there are no further questions...
Let's move on to the buffet.
So they kicked you out of the bus...
in the middle of the desert to die like some perro?
Yep.
Where you headed?
Niagara Falls. I gotta get there by Saturday...
to stop Chloe from marrying the wrong man.
Ha ha ha! Let's cut the vato, ese!
I wasn't planning on cutting the vato, no.
Somebody run off with your old lady...
Legally you're allowed to cut him.
She wasn't technically my old lady.
I just never...
I just never told her how I felt.
When I was your age, I was in love with a woman.
-Debbie? -No.
-Danielle. -No. Wildfire!
Oh, Wildfire! She looks really nice.
Yeah, but she left me for some other vato.
You know, real buttoned-down...
"I gotta get a job" kind of vato, you know?
To this day, ese, I regret not finding him...
and cutting his heart out in a really violent way.
Don't be like me, ese. Don't live in regret.
We'll be riding wildfire
We'll be riding
Ohh!
Wildfire
I'm OK.
Look at the lights!
Now this is Las Vegas, Jimmy!
Wow!
Paris!
That's beautiful, ain't it?
And New York!
That's big New York.
This is amazing, Slim.
Ha ha ha ha!
Go faster! Go faster!
You like the wind in your hair?
-Yeah. -Ha ha ha!
"We have the loosest sluts."
That's "slots"!
I'll show you how to play the slot machines.
We can win some gas money to get to Niagara Falls!
All right, chicas!
-Chicas! -Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ow! Ha ha ha!
This is amazing!
This town never goes to sleep.
We'll do some partying!
Whoa! Oh, no!
Wow! Oh ho! Ha ha ha ha! Whoo!
Jimmy!
Where are you, baby?
My baby Jimmy?
Here we go. Oh, yeah.
Coming through. Excuse us.
Come on, talk to me, babies.
Lookin' good! Yes, all right.
-Slim? -Yeah.
What's it like?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I could tell you what it was like with me and Wildfire.
1,200 CCs of American steel vibrating between your legs.
Oh, man. I'm talking fourth gear.
4,000 RPMs! Ay! Ha ha ha ha!
That sounds amazing! Ha ha!
-Hors d'oeuvres? -Oh, no, thanks.
I got my own.
OK. Last one.
You go for it!
Oh, no. I couldn't.
Go on.
You want to win the money for our trip, don't you?
But what if I lose again?
You didn't get out of that bubble room to play it safe.
You're right.
Go for it.
Oh! I'm tapped out.
I'm gonna steal some quarters from that blind lady.
Slim, I don't think--
I gotta go. I only have two days--
No, Slim! I gotta go! I only have two days left!
-It'll be awesome! -I only have two days left!
Bow-wow ba-ba-ba bow-wow
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Bow-wow ba-ba-ba bow-wow
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Bow-wow ba-ba-ba bow
Rrrow-wow ba-ba-ba bow-wow
I didn't like leaving Slim without saying good-bye...
but I knew the vato would understand.
The wedding was two days away...
and I only had 12 CCs of American steel to get me there.
Don't think I can't see you gawking at those neon boobies.
Just keep your eye on the road, mister.
Hey, have you seen my little buddy?
He's got frizzy hair, and he's in a bubble.
Hey, what's up?
Uhh!
Have you seen this little bubble guy, ma'am?
I didn't mean it.
Excuse. Hola.
We're a bit lost.
Could you tell us the way to--
Niagara Falls?
I beg your pardon?
'Cause that's where my little buddy was headed...
when you left him in the desert to die!
Come back!
You Bright and Shinies--
come back and get shiny on my knife!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Aah!
This looks like Area 51 .
Holy mother of shit, Morton!
What is that? A space creature? An alien?
Oh, my God! Jimmy!
Bow-wow ba-ba-ba bow-wow
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Jimmy!
Stop the car!
Jimmy!
Aah!
Uhh! Aah!
I wasn't quite sure just how I'd gotten on board...
but I'd always dreamed of riding a train.
Thank goodness the worst was behind me...
or so I thought.
RUBBER WO Look, he's awake.
What are we going to do?
Aah!
-Aah! -Aah!
Shh!
Dr. Phreak is gonna hear you!
-What? -He'll hear you. Hide!
What did you say?
He said be quiet or the doctor will hear you. Shh!
Who are you?
They call me the Human Sasquatch.
What's your real name?
Um...Clark?
So what's your deal?
Why are you in a bubble?
To protect me from germs.
I was born without any immunities...
so even a single one could kill me.
But your doctor would know all about that.
Be quiet! He's gonna come!
He's not your average doctor.
He's Dr. Phreak.
We're all part of his traveling Phreak Show.
He owns us.
-Owns you?! -Shh!
Be quiet! Here comes Dr. Phreak!
He's an ex-con.
If he finds you in this train, he'll own you, too.
Now you did it, bubble butt.
Here he comes! Run for your life!
He's a vicious brute.
You're Dr. Phreak?
Ha ha ha ha!
You're so mini! Ha ha ha!
-Mini? Oh, no! -No!
Me, mini?! I'm not mini!
I'm not mini! Not! Not! Not!
I'm not mini!
Who the hell are you?
He's the bubble boy.
Shut your beak!
What are you doing out of your coop?
I shut up.
I could use some fresh meat in my show.
Why don't you hop your little bubble butt...
back on that train?
Thanks, but, um...
I gotta get to Niagara Falls by Saturday...
to stop Chloe from getting married.
That's so, so beautiful.
I, too, once loved another.
-You did? -For 1 0 minutes.
Then I kicked her ass out of the car.
Well, I gotta get going.
Going?!
-Oh! -Oh!
What are you gonna do?
You're a freak, and I should know.
That's my business.
No decent girl wants to marry a bubble freak.
Once you get that through your thick, freaky skull...
then give me a call.
What's wrong with being a freak?
Aah!
-Oh! -Oh! That hurt!
Doctor?
Is he OK? I didn't mean to...
He looks so sweet when he's not yelling.
You've killed him.
-What are we going to do? -Whoa!
Good luck! Bye!
Uhh! Heads up, Bubble!
OK. Bye!
Get your own bags! What do you think I am--bellhop?
Hey, where are you guys going?
We're going with you, Dr. Bubble.
We're going with you.
Dr. Bubble? No, no!
You guys are free.
You can do whatever you want now.
Oh, we're free!
Free as a bird!
On to Niagara Falls!
All the way! Oh, I love it!
Look, you guys...
I gotta do this alone.
Oh, yeah.
Bye!
It sure was nice...
of the train man to loan me his vehicle...
but if l was gonna make it to the wedding on time...
I had to find something with a motor.
Oh, my God! He ain't eating meat!
Can you all believe it? It's tofu!
Tofu!
Could anybody give me a ride?
Tofu gives me such gas!
Bloody red meat! Rare American meat!
That's the stupidest-looking hat I've ever seen.
It's adorable!
Hey! Hey!
Stop picking on him.
-Oh! -Oh!
I don't want any trouble. I'm just--
Really?
Sissy beach ball!
Why are you in that bubble, boy?
Huh?
Because I was born without any immunities--
Immunities?! What the hell are immunities?
Well, I ain't sticking around to find out!
Me, neither.
Everybody out! He's got immunities!
-No, no, no! -He's contagious!
I don't have any immunities!
Don't try to change your story now, boy!
I don't have germs! I'm not contagious!
I just need a ride!
I need a ride!
I hereby declare this place quarantined!
I don't have germs!
Oh! Ohh!
What's going on, Sheriff?
Oh!
Guys, I think your building's on fire.
Carl Peterson's best pig just died!
It's spreading!
Burn, baby, burn
Disco inferno
Burn, baby, burn
Burn that mother down, y'all
Burn, baby, burn
Disco inferno
Burn, baby, burn
Whoo! Just like Calcutta in the summer!
Come! Follow me!
Come on!
Whoa!
I don't think I'm in!
Stop messing about!
This whole town is going to blow!
Ha ha ha ha! Boy, howdy!
Now, that's a good fire! Heh heh heh!
Uh-oh.
Disco inferno, yeah
Burn the mother down
Burn, baby, burn
Ice cream! ice cream!
Curry!
Let's go. Come on.
Watch out for the feet. I told you before.
Look out! Coming through!
I'm on the run!
Morton, that's the one!
Jimmy! Jimmy! We're here!
Morton, get this thing open.
Jimmy?!
Jimmy--Ooh!
Look at this cute little boy, Morton!
Can you tell me, have you seen my son?
He's wearing a large plastic bubble suit.
I know what you want. I'll give you some candy.
He stole my freaks, that son of a bitch!
Oh! What a potty mouth you have!
Where was he going?
Screw you, lady!
Aah!
Thanks.
Thanks for saving me back there.
You're welcome.
Those were some crazy vatos.
For some unknown reason, Shiva has brought you...
into my life like a hot flash.
You came to my defense...
and the law of karma requires me to return the favor.
This ice cream truck is merely a catalyst...
a way to teach the wisdom of the Sacred Cow.
For who can resist ice cream, eh?
I know I can't.
So, how may I be of service to you...
my Zip-locked friend?
I need to get to Niagara Falls by Saturday...
to stop Chloe from getting married.
Oh. I was thinking...
more along the lines of a free snow cone...
but, OK, Niagara Falls it is.
Livin' in the Land of the Lost
Livin' in the Land...
No way is this better than "Jurassic Park."
I can't believe you and bubble geek like this show.
The effects look totally fake.
That's the whole point.
What? It's supposed to look fake?
I'm not here.
Hello?
What have you done with my son?
Mrs. Livingston?
Is he with you?
How could he be here?
Well, apparently he's on his way...
to your wedding in a bubble suit...
exposing himself to all the wickedness and filth...
this world has to offer!
And you're responsible!
Come on! Over here! Come on!
-Come on! -Over here!
-Come on! This way! -Come on!
Let's go, Morton.
Correction. You two aren't going anywhere...
until I get my freaks back.
Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young man!
Morton, are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Yeah, Mort. Are ya?
-My car! -My freaks!
Help! Jimmy! Aah! Jimmy!
Help!
Hang on! Hang on!
Aah!
Screw you, Grumpy!
Hop on, babe.
Thanks for saving me, Mark.
How do you do it?
Immunities, baby. Immunities.
-Aah!
Oh, dear.
Oh! Oh!
Look at that. It's an elk.
Or is it a caribou?
Or an American bison?
l, uh...
I think that it's a cow.
Oh, really?! A cow?!
I didn't know.
What have I done?
It's just a cow, Pushpop.
Just a cow?
Just a cow?!
In my religion, the cow is the womb...
from which all life springs!
Heh heh heh!
I have transgressed against Shiva!
Shiva?
The six-armed goddess.
Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped...
by a six-armed goddess?
I'll take that as a no!
Oh! Um...
It's OK, Pushpop.
Your religion's all lies.
Pardon?
That's what my mom says.
I mean...
Bollocks.
I must atone.
His mother taught him.
What nonsense.
May Shiva shine upon your journey!
Well, can't we...
can't we drive and atone?
No! One for the road.
What? No, no, no.
There are germs in here!
Frozen! No germs!
No germs?
When did this happen?
Thanks for the lift! So long!
Ice cream
It was one thing that my mom...
had never heard of the bitch-slapping goddess...
but it seemed like everybody should have heard...
offrozen, germ-free ice cream.
Ohh!
Everybody loves ice cream.
Stripper.
Dykes.
Dear Lord, if Thou findest...
the stealing of this truck offensive in any way...
please direct Thy wrath upon that midget...
and not upon us, Thy humble servants. Amen.
All right. Let's haul ass.
One of you drive. I can't reach the pedals.
Upsy-daisy. Whoo!
I am coming back as a cockroach.
Definitely a cockroach.
Aah!
Oh ho ho! Oh ho ho!
Aah! Aah!
Now, we don't know where those hands have been, do we?
Rub them together.
Kill those germs! That's right.
Good boy.
No! Stop!
Show some respect!
Hey! Yo, hippie!
You seen a big, yellow bus with a lot of bright...
and shiny cabrones pass through here?
No, sir. I don't believe I have.
You got any bomb pops on that truck?
Oh, yes. Please, take the whole damn truck.
All right!
Who wants a blue one?
Everything is A-OK
Bright and shiny
Uhh! Uhh!
What have I done?
You OK?
Yeah.
It's just-- Jimmy's my best friend.
We basically spent every day together in high school.
Yeah? Did you ever...
you know, get in his bubble?
No.
Not that I didn't think about it, though.
I know what you mean.
I used to play "Spin the bottle"...
with the kid from Special Ed. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Well.
It would've never worked out between the two of us.
Yeah. Rubber comes in handy every once in a while...
but let's not go overboard.
You're way better off with my brother.
Yeah. Way better off.
Take a little time
Throw it on the line
Let me believe
That you believe in me
Baby, turn around
Look at what I found
You're the one that I want
Take a little time
Throw it on the line
Let me believe
That you believe in me
Stand and turn around
Look at what I found
You were the one that I wanted
Take a little time
Throw it on the line
Let me believe
That you believe in me
Baby, turn around
Look at what I found
You were the one that I wanted
Taxi! Taxi!
Hi! I need to get to Niagara Falls by tomorrow.
Can you take me there?
-Depends. -On what?
Goin' that far I'll have to get me some Depends.
And 500 smackers!
$500?!
Where am I gonna get $500?
Who wants to be next? Who wants the $500?
Now, we need some fresh blood here!
Whoa! Spotlight on the dance floor!
Whoa, I like the look of this!
Mr. Alien, is it? What are you doing here, dummy?
I saw the sign outside...
and it said that you have $500, and so...
You want $500?
Yes. I would like $500.
You want $500?
Yes. Please, I would like $500.
You want $500?
Yes, I want $500!
-$500! -$500!
All right!
Our next contestant, Mr. Alien!
Red Hot, Working Girl, bring him on over!
A big cheer for Mr. Alien!
Mud! Mud! Mud! Mud!
Mud! Mud! Mud!
-$500! -$500!
Aah! Hey!
Whoa! Oh, whoa!
-Unh! -Unh!
$500!
Bubble Boy! Bubble Boy!
$500!
Goddess Shiva, I really need that money!
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
of the United States of America...
and to the republic for which it stands!
Ha ha ha! We have winner!
Winner! Winner! Winner!
Bitch-slap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
Strayed from your path
Yet I pray
Who let the dogs out
Woof woof woof
Morton! I was listening to that!
Yeah, Mort.
A girl can't get five minutes of quality time with Jesus.
Man, this is some good curry!
Ha ha! Yeah!
I got the money!
Look! There he is!
I've got the money! Ha ha!
We found you, Todd.
We know who you are.
We've come to set you free!
Ow!
You are the Chosen One!
I don't need you to set me free!
I don't--Oh!
Wait! Wait!
Look! Those people have Jimmy!
-Stealth! -What the hell is that?
We've gotta get him away from those freaks.
-What can we do? -We need a plan.
We blend.
I got a plan. What size shirt you wear?
And now, to avoid mutating and burning on planet PX-41...
we release the Chosen One using the ceremonial tweezers.
With this tiny prick, I release thee!
No! Don't! I'll die!
It must be a test! Where's my Kloobda?
Right there, Lorraine!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait a minute! You're not a Shiny!
Who are you?
Uh...Todd?
-Oh! -Hi, Todd.
Wait a minute!
What's the matter with your arms?
What are you talking about?
There's nothing wrong with my arms!
We're too late! We're mutating!
We'll get you out through the front of the bus.
Oh, God! Why won't you help me?
Ha ha ha ha!
He's got a bubbly face
And a bubbly nose
Mr. Bubble
Bubble, Bubblicious
The ultimate bubble.
Tiny bubbles
In the wine
I know. I miss him, too.
Come on, Bubble Boy! Hurry up!
Come on!
This way, guys! Hurry!
This way!
Ow! Guys! Oh!
Hey! Come on! Todd!
Hey, Shinies!
We have some unfinished business, huh?
No, no, Slim. They're my friends.
They got him brainwashed!
No! No! No!
Wait!
Bubble, we'll help you out! Don't worry!
I'll take you on with one flipper behind my back!
You want a mouthful of tuna?
Free Willy! Free Willy!
I'm gonna whup that ass!
Yeah!
Aah! Oh, my God!
Get it off of me!
Ha ha ha ha!
Niagara Falls, and step on it!
It's the cops!
-Wait a minute! -Don't touch me there!
Where's Bubble Boy?
You ask me if l love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you honestly
-Poon ! -Huh?
Chasing a dame, ain't you?
Who am I to judge you
Last time I was in a commotion like that...
it was all on account of Poon .
Oh, what the astronauts drink.
No, no. My wife.
My little China doll.
Yeah, till that damn brother of mine...
took her off to Waxahachie.
Snatched my Poon right out from under me.
86 years ago.
I ain't spoke to that bastard since.
Don't live in regret, ese.
He's your family.
Family. Heh.
I really gotta go!
I told you, once we're on the road we're not stopping!
Than mislead you with a lie
And after all that...
they still didn't get you a new puppy?
No.
Ohh. Poor little thing.
No wonder you turned out the way you did.
Ohh.
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
Morning, Pappy.
You must be tired.
You get any sleep? Ha ha ha!
I said, you get any sleep?
Pappy!
Pappy?
Pappy? Pappy! Stop!
Aah!
Oh! Ow!
Yow! Yeah, I'm fine.
You have a phone?
Yello.
Hello?
Hi. Is Chloe there?
Who can I say is calling?
It's Jimmy.
Oh. Hello, Jimmy.
Where the hell are you?
I'm really close. In New York, I think.
I don't mean to burst your bubble, Jimbo...
but if you got a thing for Chloe, it's not gonna happen.
We're getting married in one hour.
What are you expecting to happen?
You can't even touch her.
How are you gonna have children?
Do you even have sperm?
Fact it, dude, you're a charity case.
Chloe felt sorry for you because you lived in a bubble.
Do us all a favor.
Go on back to Palmdale where you belong.
I wasn't quite sure what Mark meant about the sperm...
but he was right about one thing.
Even if l did get there...
I couldn't ever really hold Chloe in my arms...
or kiss her for real.
I really was a freak.
Hello.
Hi, Dr. Phreak. It's Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
The bubble boy.
Jimmy?! Give me that!
That's my phone!
Hello? Jimmy?
-Mom? -Jimmy!
What are you doing with Dr. Phreak?
-Where are you? -Where are my freaks?
OK, sweetheart, we'll be right there.
Don't move!
Morton, we've got our boy back!
Gimme that.
Aah! Ow! Ooh!
Ow! Eek! Ohh! Son of a bitch.
Mama.
Ohh! Aah!
I never stole anything before...
and I just fell off a dead man's car...
and my parents are about to come pick me up...
and this is the girl I love's favorite beer...
and I was just wondering, could I borrow it?
Yeah, sure.
Thanks.
Now open the safe!
Do it! Chop chop!
Ohh...
Aah!
My baby!
The sweet Lord has delivered you from evil.
Ohh!
I must say, you put us through heck, young man!
But I think you learned a valuable lesson.
There's no place like home.
Morton, load him in the car.
The Spirit's burning so strong in my bosom...
I think I have to wee-wee.
How--ahem-- how was it out here?
Was it fun?
You can see the moon today.
You know, it kind of makes you wonder...
what would have happened if Neil Armstrong...
had gone all the way to the moon...
and then never stepped on the surface.
Jimmy!
Morton, where's Jimmy?!
What happened?
Jimmy! Jimmy!
Jimmy! Come to Mommy!
No, Mom! I'm sorry!
I gotta do this!
I'm not coming home!
Jimmy!
Todd!
Jimmy!
Todd, we love you!
We've come to set you free!
Who the hell are you?
Back off, bitch! He's the messiah!
We love you, Todd!
Jimmy, no!
Pedal to the metal, Flippy!
Look!
I guess this is growing up
-Hey! -Whoa!
Oh!
Jimmy! Ha ha ha!
Vaya con dios, Bubble Boy.
Hang on, kid.
Pappy?
Aah! Shit!
Watch out!
Slim?
Wildfire?
Wildfire
What happened to you, Pappy?
I thought you were dead.
I ain't Pappy. I'm Pippy.
Ain't talked to that sumbitch brother of mine in 86 years.
-That's on account of-- -Poon!
-Poonani! -Poonani?
Sister to Poon.
Pappy talked about Poon...
but he never mentioned any Poonani, Pippy.
Oh! Ha ha!
Oh, my gosh!
I made it! I made it!
Ha ha ha!
Niagara Falls!
Oh, there's the church! There's the church!
Chloe! Ha ha ha!
Take me down, Pippy! Take me down!
Oh, we're goin' down.
Very fast.
Pippy!
Aah!
Chloe!
You didn't break out of that bubble room...
to play it safe.
Don't live in regret, ese.
No regrets. No regrets.
No regrets! No regrets!
No regrets!
I made it! Ha ha ha!
-Score, dude. -Mmm. Mmm.
I'm late! I'm late!
Do you, Mark, take Chloe...
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
To honor and cherish, in sickness and in health...
as long as you both shall live?
Oh, yeah.
I'm almost there! I'm almost...
And do you, Chloe...
take Mark to be your lawfully wedded husband...
to honor and cherish, in sickness and in health...
as long as you both shall live?
Come on, babe.
Easy question.
Chloe!
Don't!
Jimmy!
Hey, dude, what the hell are you doing here?
I thought I told you to head on home.
Just hold on a second, vato.
Vato?
Shut up!
Am I out of line here?
Chloe, l...
What?
Jimmy, what are you doing?
Jimmy?
I'd rather spend one minute holding you...
than the rest of my life knowing I never could.
So if you don't mind...
may I kiss the bride?
Is it me?
I love you.
-I love you, Chloe. -Jimmy?
Forever.
OK?
Jimmy?! No!
Jimmy!
Jimmy? I love you, Jimmy.
I've always loved you.
He's dead!
You killed him! Oh!
Ohh!
Oh, Jimmy!
My little sweet Jimmy.
Ohh.
Oh, my angel.
My precious little one.
My angel.
Tell him.
What are you talking about? Tell him what?
You're not dead, Jimmy.
-He's lying. -Tell him.
Tell him everything.
Ohh...
you're not dead, Jimmy.
I'm not?
Ohh!
You developed immunities when you were four.
I couldn't let the world ruin you with its filth!
There are so many awful things out there.
There's so many horrible...
I love you, Mom.
Oh!
Ain't that sweet.
So...
since I'm not dead...
Wouldn't it be nice
If we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
May Shiva bless your union.
Thanks for the ice cream cake, Pushpop.
Well said, Master.
You don't have to follow me this closely.
Everyone! The buffet is open!
Winner! Winner! Winner!
Here. For your honeymoon.
What is it?
$500!
-$500? -$500!
-$500. -$500!
-$500!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's a long story. I'll tell you on the honeymoon.
Thank you.
To family.
That's right.
And my 40.
-Have fun, you two! -You, too, Mom.
Don't worry. We will.
Hit it, Slim.
Hit it, Ace.
-To friendship. -To friendship.
Now we're gonna party!
Jimmy!
Congratulations, kids.
Ready to take off?
Pippy?
You're right about family, kid.
Pappy?
Poon!
Poonani! Poonani!
Wouldn't it be nice
Wouldn't it be nice, oh, baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Good night, my baby
Sleep tight
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
People all across the land
Come and join our happy band
Always happy, never gay
Livin' clean is A-OK
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
If you save yourself for God
You will get the golden rod
Give up on society
We will be your family
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
People all across the land
Come and join our happy band
Always happy, never gay
Livin' clean is A-OK
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
If you save yourself for God
You will get the golden rod
Give up on society
We will be your family
Bright
And shiny
Bright
And shiny
Oh, I love Cadillacs!
-Shotgun! -Shut up, Chicken!