《欢乐合唱团》前情提要 So here's what you missed on Glee
Beiste教练迷上了身为球探 Coach Beiste is head over heels for a guy
名叫Cooter的男人 named Cooter who's a football recruiter.
Rachel和Kurt Brittany 还有曲棍球队的某酱油 Rachel's running for class president against Kurt and Brittany
竞选学生会主席 and a guy from the hockey team.
为Rick the Stick投出你的庄严一票 Vote Rick "The Stick"!
Burt和Sue 还有某个拥有披萨生产线 Burt's running for Congress against Sue
并公开了Santana拉拉身份广告的 and Reggie "The Sauce," this guy who owns a pizza chain
酱油哥共同竞选议员 and who's gonna air a commercial that'll out Santana.
现在每个人都知道了 就因为你 Everyone's gonna know now, because of you!
她认为这一切都是Finn的错 She thought the whole thing was Finn's fault
所以她在毛主席和所有人面前 so she slapped him really hard
狠狠地扇了他一耳光 哎唷~ in front of God and everybody. Ouch.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》的精彩内容 And that's what you missed on Glee.
我很抱歉 但自从3年前有个学生 I'm sorry, but since a student had lit firecrackers
点燃了他满裤子的鞭炮以后 stuffed down his pants three years ago,
我们已经对身体暴力实施了零容忍 we've had a zero tolerance physical violence policy.
这就是你对这两年来 对所有肆意朝我们脸上 Is that why you suspended all the kids who have been
泼雪泥的家伙放任不管的原因么 tossing slushees in our faces for the past two years?
雪泥可不是教育委员会公布的清单上 Slushees are not on the school board's approved list
值得禁止的武器 of suspend-worthy weapons.
我得告诉你:我没有打他 Here's what you have to understand: I didn't do it.
我们都看到了 We all saw what happened.
你无缘无故地在Finn脸上扇了一巴掌 You slapped Finn in the face, unprovoked.
不 听着 你不了解 No. See, you don't get it.
当我真的发飙时 Santana就会被我另外 When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over
邪恶的一面代替 我给她取名叫 "Snixxx." by my other evil personality. I call her "Snixxx."
她发怒说的话叫做"Snixxx juice." Her wrath of words is called "Snixxx juice."
我有点像绿巨人（《绿巨人》主角，发怒时变身） I'm kind of like the Incredible Hulk.
你不能因为Snixxx做的事指责我 You can't blame me for anything Snixxx does.
我要你和那个Snixxx停课两周 I'm suspending you and this Snixxx two weeks.
没商量 No argument.
下周就分组赛了 要是你把我停课了 我就不能 Sectionals is next week. If you suspend me, I won't be
狠踹鬼脸男和鞋老师的屁屁了 able to beat Grimace and Mr. Shue's butts.
Corcoran老师 我强烈建议你为这事做点什么 Ms. Corcoran, I highly recommend you do something about this.
我很抱歉 Santana 分组赛是很重要 I'm sorry, Santana, Sectionals is important,
但得为你犯的错接受惩罚 but you need to be punished for what you did.
我虽然不想说 但我同意 I hate to say it, but I agree.
这简直是垃圾决定 This is garbage.
汉堡包·Finn都没事 Hamburglar Finn is fine.
她没有掴我 She didn't slap me.
我知道看起来听起来都像她做的 I know that it looked and sounded like she did,
但她真没有 but she actually didn't.
内个在剧本里或是 What is it called in a play
电影里是当你假装打某人但你没有打的叫什么来着 or a movie when you pretend to hit someone but you don't?
舞台效果？ A stage slap?
就是舞台效果 It was a stage slap.
事情就是酱紫 That's what it was.
-你是怎么想的 Finn -这就是真相 - What is your angle here, Finn? - The truth.
要是她没打我 If she didn't actually hit me,
那么你就不能让她停课 对吧 then you can't suspend her, right?
是的 No.
我说的是真相 Then that's what happened.
我是个小恶毒的婊子 I'm a mischievous bitch,
但我无论如何就是搞不懂你到底 but I can't for the life of me figure out
在干哈 what the hell this is about.
额 我希望这次分组赛能公平较量 Well, I want Sectionals to be a fair fight.
要是你不在棘手音调里这事可成不了 And that can't happen without you on the Trouble Tones.
那么 事实上 只有我离开那个队 Well, actually, it would only be a fair fight
才可能是公平的较量 with me off the team.
同时我也为你过意不去 And I also kind of feel bad for you.
听着 我知道这几年来我们都 Look, I know we've been at each other a lot
在相互不满 over these past couple of years,
但事实是我认为你很了不起 but the truth is I think you're awesome.
当你隐藏真正的自己时 And when you hide who you are,
我感觉你也 I feel like you hide
隐藏了别的了不起的部分 part of that awesomeness with it.
你的这些表现 And that's why you act out
是因为你内心很受伤...每天都是 because you hurt inside... every day.
你真好 That's sweet...
要是你那么想的话 作为让我免于停课 but if you think that, in exchange for keeping me
的交换 我要 from getting suspended, I'm gonna come...
-回到合唱团 -就是这样 - ...back to the Glee Club? - Exactly.
你和你的棘手N宝们 我对下节课有些好点子 You and all the Trouble Tones. I have an idea
但要是没有你们在就不能实现 for a lesson but it won't work out if you're not there.
Corcoran老师和鞋老师都同意了吗 Did Ms. Corcoran and Mr. Shue already agree to this?
听着 这由你做决定 Look, it's up to you.
你可以选择回到排练室自由释放你的能量 Either you can come back to the choir room
或者只是花两周度个假 坐在观众席上 and embrace your awesome or take a two-week vacation
欣赏分组赛的表演都行 and enjoy your seat in the audience for Sectionals.
【G力克字幕组】 翻译：Maud Momo邪恶帝 取名字累 J 校对：Jaymatt 嗳咩 歌词翻译：vicky Peggy Joelle_X
自从Lambert对战Allen后（09美国偶像冠军争夺战） I haven't been this worried about a vote
我还从未为一场投票这样担心过 since Lambert versus Allen.
Kurt 需要赢得选举进入NYADA Kurt needs this election to get into NYADA.
跟重要的是 他明显是个优秀的候选人 More importantly, he's clearly the superior candidate.
我是说 看看这些人 I mean, come on.
要是我选上了 If elected,
我会确保糖果政策长期施行 I will make sure to have sugary treats available at all times.
这有利于集中精力 It helps the concentration.
George Washington都说过的（美国第一位总统） That's what George Washington said.
我必须表明立场了 I had to take a stand.
她给学生们发捣蛋棒棒（Pixy Stix为棒状食品） She's bribing the students with Pixy Stix.
贿赂选民是不合法的 Buying votes is illegal.
它也很美味的说 It's also delicious.
没有人在乎 Nobody cares.
他们都迷失在自己的世界里了 They're all so lost in their own worlds
以至于他们都看不到这对我来说有多重要 that they can't see how important this is to me.
选举就要有结果了 Elections have consequences,
结果就是呆布赢了 and the consequence of Brittany winning this election is
而我不能和我最好的gay蜜一起去纽约了 that I'll have to move to New York without my best gay.
到时要是我想要紧急化个妆 What if I need an emergency makeover
或是突然想吃的蛋奶酥怎么办 or a last-minute soufflé?
让位演讲进行的怎么样了 How's the concession speech going?
我能在博客上先打印个初期副本么 Can I print an early copy on my blog?
谁说我要准备让位了 Who says I'm ready to concede?
我可是领先曲棍球队那倒霉孩子10个百分点 I'm leading that hockey playing kid by ten percent.
但那主要是因为 But that's mostly because
他在上周一场比赛中残忍地被阴 he's in a medically induced coma after
然后陷入了医学上的诱发性昏迷 being brutally checked in a game last week.
而且呢 你落后呆布17个百分点 Also, you're trailing Brittany by 17 points.
要是这是场赛马的话 你不过就是马鞋上的胶水 If this was a horse race, you'd be glue.
那这个胶水会在竞选胜利时 And te glue that keeps this school together
让整个学校团结在一起 when he gets elected president.
额滴神呢~是Brittany 主席大人 Oh, my God, it's Brittany. Madam President?
别担心 好吗 Don't worry about it, okay?
我们可以用剩下的时间来改变选民的想法 We still have the rest of the day to change the minds of the voters.
何必呢 What's the point?
我输定了除非我能拉来肯尼迪（美国35届总统 民众评价最高的总统） I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
你打算刺杀Brittany（肯尼迪被刺杀而死，传言主使是尼克松） You're gonna shoot Brittany?
不不 当1960年肯尼迪遇上尼克松 No, no... when Kennedy ran against Nixon in 1960,
他让他芝加哥的暴民朋友塞满投票箱 he had all his Mob buddies in Chicago stuff the ballot boxes
所以他赢了伊利诺州的选票 so that he would win Illinois.
那帮助他赢得总统职位 It won him the presidency.
等等 不 Wait... No!
不行 我不会让你这样做的 好吗 No, I can't let you do this, okay?
来吧 我们就不能像在餐厅或是图书馆里那样唱些窝心的 Come on. Can't we just do, like, a great duet in the cafeteria
二重唱来获得支持么 or the library to just drum up some support?
我有肯尼迪那样毫无瑕疵的发际线 I have Kennedy's impeccable hairline.
我知道 I know.
为什么我就不能有他那样为达目的不择手段的头脑呢 Why can't I have his ends-justify-the-means mentality?
要是我落选了 而我的简历仍然空白一片 If I lose, and my resume remains blank,
我就不能去NYADA I'm not gonna get into NYADA.
我不能接受 And I can't accept that.
你慎重考虑了作弊这件事了么? You're seriously considering cheating?
我还有什么选择呢 What choice do I have?
有人能告诉我这是怎么了 啊？ Can someone tell us what's going on, please?
这周 棘手音调和新方向 This week, the Trouble Tones and New Directions!
都会演唱 will both be singing music created
-由女性创作以及致敬女性的歌 -噢 不是吧 - by ladies and for ladies. - Oh, hell no.
下周 我们所有人都会参加分组赛 Next week, all of us will be going to Sectionals,
我们其中一组也许会赢 and one of us is probably gonna win.
但是 Santana 我们很担心你 But, Santana, we're worried about you.
担心你自己那张胎盘脸吧 Worry about yourself, fetus face.
合唱团的内涵就是学会接受真正的自己 Glee's about learning how to accept yourself for who you are,
不管别人是怎么想的 no matter what other people think.
而这也是音乐的意义所在 And that's what this music is all about.
那等等 我甚至都不能说句话? 太逊了 So, wait, I don't even get a say in this? Not cool.
这里每个人都知道你和Brittany的事 Everybody in this room knows about you and Brittany.
但我们并不会为此而评价你 And we don't judge you for it.
因为那就是你 我们为你高兴 We celebrate it because it's who you are.
听着 我知道这屋外不是每个人 Look, I know not everybody outside of this room
都能淡定接受这种存在 is as accepting and cool,
但这周我们做这个任务就是要让你知道 but we're doing this assignment this week so that you know
在这个腐朽 发臭 刻薄的世界里 你至少还有 in this rotten, stinking mean world that you at least have
一群支持你 成为你想成为的人 a group of people who will support your choice
的伙伴 to be whoever you want to be.
就是这样 That's it.
我们在做这件事 That's what we're doing here.
Blaine? Kurt? Blaine? Kurt?
Santana Kurt和我有一首 Santana, Kurt and I have a song
我们喜欢在车里给对方唱的歌 we like to sing to each other in the car.
我们现在想唱给你听 And we want to sing that for you right now.
哎没有什么比两匹漂亮的小马给我唱小夜曲 While there's nothing I'd love more than having
让我更爱的了 我想比起唱女人的歌 two Pretty Ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further
我们得更近一步给Blaine筹划一个同（和谐） staging a "gel-ervention" for Blaine than singing lady music.
我知道出柜很难 曾经对我也很难 I know it's hard. It was hard for me, too.
但你可以做到的 But you can get through this.
只要你不在这么自我防卫 If you could just stop being so defensive.
我在努力呢 但你可怕的蝴蝶领结刺激到了我 I'm trying, but your hideous bow ties are provoking me.
等等 我们是在讨论女人和女人还是女孩和女孩？ Wait, are we talking lady on lady or girl on girl?
因为这有里很大的不同 'Cause there's a big difference.
Puck 注意重点 好吗 Puck, focus, okay?
Kurt Blaine 为什么不开始用你们的歌秒杀我们呢 Kurt, Blaine, why don't you kick us off with what you got?
♪不止一次 误入歧途♪ Made a wrong turn once or twice
♪为了生存 血流不止♪ Dug my way out, blood and fire
♪即使愚蠢 已无所谓♪ Bad decisions, that's all right
♪欢迎参观我混乱的生活♪ Welcome to my silly life
♪虐待 欺骗 误解 如影随形♪ Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood
♪怀念“还好吧，无所谓了”这样的话♪ Miss No-way-it's-all-good
♪但还是不能让我放下♪ It didn't slow me down
♪误解 猜疑 轻蔑 ♪ Mistaken, always second-guessing
♪如影随形 看，我还是好好的♪ Underestimated, look, I'm still around
♪宝贝 宝贝♪ Pretty, pretty please
♪难道你还是觉得♪ Don't you ever, ever feel
♪你他妈还不够完美吗♪ Like you're less than, less than perfect
♪宝贝 宝贝♪ Pretty, pretty please
♪ 如果你还是这样认为 认为你是垃圾♪ If you ever, ever feel like you're nothing
♪那我告诉你 对我来说你他妈最完美♪ You are perfect to me
♪整个世界都惊慌失措 只有我故作镇定♪ The whole world stared, so I swallowed the fear ♪
♪我唯一想的就是喝一杯冰啤酒♪ The only thing I should be drinking is an ice-cold beer
♪我们一样的冷酷，我们一直努力努力努力♪ So cool in lying, and we try, try, try
♪但是我们的努力都是徒劳♪ But we try too hard, and it's a waste of my time.
♪随他们去评头论足 这样的人多得是♪ Done looking for the critics 'cause they're everywhere
♪他们看不惯我的牛仔裤 他们不接受我的发型♪ They don't like my jeans, they don't get my hair
♪换位思考 一直以来我们也这个样子♪ Strange ourselves, and we do it all the time
♪为什么我们要这么做♪ Why do we do that?
♪Yeah!♪ Yeah!
♪噢 噢噢噢♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh
♪宝贝 宝贝♪ Oh, pretty, pretty please
♪如果你还是这样认为♪ Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel
♪认为你是垃圾♪ Like you're nothing
♪那我告诉你 对我来说你最完美♪ You are perfect to me.
太美妙了! 真棒! 那首歌怎么样? That's good! That's great! How about that?
谢谢了 伙计们 Thank you, guys.
尤其要感谢你 Finn Thank you, Finn, especially.
你知道的 在我人生中经历过的这么多杯具的事情中 You know, with all the horrible crap I've been through in my life...
现在我还要加上这一个 now I get to add that.
姐亲爱的日记 Dear Journal,
我的竞选遇上危机了 My campaign is in crisis.
民意调查显示 Polls have me neck-and-neck
姐我跟"酱油议员"Reggie Salazar的选票竟然差不多 with Reggie "The Sauce" Salazar,
还有他的竞选广告全天候都在电视播放 and his ad is set to run any day now.
为什么就有人凭空臆测我是Ellen的朋友(Ellen DeGeneres,名主持人,女同) Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Ellen just because
仅仅因为我既有男人味又具侵略性而且还有一头短发 I'm mannish and highly aggressive and have short hair
又或者说我只穿田径服 and I only wear track suits and I coach
我是那些小女生的教练并且我跟自己结婚了吗? a girl's sport and I married myself?
姐我百思不得其解 It just doesn't make sense.
实际上 日记 我喜欢男人的 The truth is, Journal, I'm attracted to men.
没错 我是不能忍受他们的吃相或者是交谈时的样子 Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talking to them,
但是如果他们都性感起来的话 but when it comes to getting sexy,
这个小妞的寂寞芳心只有真男人可以把他填满 this gal's got a hole in her heart only a fella can fill.
Salazar的竞选录像会把我的竞选弄得岌岌可危的 Salazar's ad will put my campaign on life-support,
所以如果我要胜出这场比赛 and if I want to win this race,
我要20毫升的草包美男 立马的! I need 20 cc's of man-candy, stat!
看看我的那些凯子哪一个准备好了 So which one of my hookups is ready
给姐我在我的黄金时代留下美好的回忆 for a prime-time photo op?
Dan Quayle? 太穷了 Dan Quayle? Too needy.
Stephen Baldwin? 大霉星一个 Stephen Baldwin? Train wreck.
Oliver North 一骗子 Oliver North. Biter.
Matt Lauer? 哭哭啼啼的不像样 Matt Lauer? Too much crying.
Johnny Cochran? Johnny Cochran?
他大概死了吧 Pretty sure he's dead.
Eureka Eureka.
他就是我要的男人 That's the kind of guy I need.
David Boreanaz 下次好运点吧 Better luck next time, David Boreanaz.
Sue姐终于找到了她的真命天子 Sue Sylvester's found her man.
你在享用着什么动物吃得吱吱作响啊? What is that animal you appear to be so noisily enjoying?
鸡肉做的填鸭 A chicken stuffed in a duck,
填进火鸡里的...烤火鸡 jammed in a turkey... a turducken.
-你就像一口咬开了一个谷仓 -哇 真厉害 -It's like a barnyard in a bite. -Wow.
我最近累透了 所以我决定 I've been exhausted lately, and I'm trying to eat as much
尽量吃多点蛋白质以保持我身体的强壮 protein as I can to keep up my strength.
你为什么这么累? Why are you so tired?
我很认真地做着 I've been working hard
学生会主席竞选的顾问 as the student election advisor,
而且最近我的夜生活比以前 呃 忙很多了 and my nights have been much more, well, busier lately.
你有什么需要的 尽管告诉我们 Well, if you need help with anything, just let us know.
好的 Yeah.
我可以帮忙计算选举的投票 I could use some help counting the election ballots.
我的股四头肌最近整天像果冻那样抖来抖去 My quadriceps have been trembling like jelly all day.
Cooter昨晚把我推上高潮了 Cooter really pushed me to my limit last night.
这么说你跟Mankins先生 So I take it things are going well
发展得不错嘛 between you and Mr. Mankins?
昨天晚上 Cooter想我做一些 Last night, Cooter asked me to do something
我从未想象过做的事情 I never imagined I'd be doing.
你觉得你受得了么 Shannon? You think you can handle this, Shannon?
给我吧 Cooter Give it to me, Cooter.
我们的默契真的无与伦比 Our connection is so amazing
我们有太多的共通点了 and we have so much in common.
我真心觉得我找对了人了 I really feel like I met my match.
教练 我们为你高兴 We are so happy for you, Coach.
Cooter Mankins... Cooter Mankins...
我吃定你了 he's the only one for me.
♪拜托 亲爱的 你不知我的心在炽焰中煎熬♪ Please, baby, can't you see my mind's a burning hell?
♪一把无形剃刀将我的心♪ I got razors a-rippin' and tearing and strippin'
♪也撕裂 剥离♪ My heart apart as well
♪今晚你告诉我你渴望新鲜事物♪ Tonight you told me that you ache for something new
♪你看上了另一个女人♪ And some other woman is looking like something
♪对你来说这样不赖♪ That might be good for you
♪你可继续拥着她 直到我停止尖叫♪ Go on and hold her till the screaming is gone
♪你可继续相信她 当她说错不在你♪ Go on, believe her when she tells you nothing's wrong
♪但 唯独我愿意♪ Ho-ho, but I'm the only one
♪为你赴汤蹈火♪ Who'll walk across the fire for you
♪唯独我愿意为你痴迷为你醉♪ And I'm the only one who'll drown in my desire for you
♪恐惧使你卸下伪装♪ It's only fear that makes you run
♪狠下心对待我♪ The demons that you're hiding from
♪你的一切允诺都化为乌有♪ When all your promises are gone
♪唯独我♪ I'm the only one
♪拜托 亲爱的 你看不到么 我试着向你说明♪ Please, baby, can't you see?
♪我试着向你说明♪ I'm trying to explain
♪我曾在你身边 而我也将死心♪ I've been here before and I'm locking the door
♪我不会再回头♪ And I'm not going back again
♪她的双眸 臂弯和柔肤不会让这些消失♪ Her eyes and arms and skin won't make it go away
♪你明日醒来时努力令她展开笑颜♪ You'll wake up tomorrow and wrestle the sorrow
♪那些今天困扰着你的烦恼♪ That holds you down today
♪抱紧她直到危机散去♪ Go on and hold her till the screamin' is gone
♪相信她说的"一切安好"♪ Go on, believe her when she tells you nothing's wrong
♪那么 唯独我愿意为你赴汤蹈火♪ Well, I'm the only one who walked across the fire for you
♪唯独我愿意为你痴迷为你醉♪ And I'm the only one who'll drown in my desire for you
♪恐惧使你卸下伪装♪ ♪It's only fear that makes you run♪
♪狠下心对待我♪ The demons that you're hiding from
♪你的一切允诺都化为乌有♪ When all your promises are gone
♪你只剩下我了♪ I'm the only one
♪噢 噢♪ Whoa, whoa
♪Yeah♪ Yeah.
这是献给你的... That was for you...
Santana Santana.
没错 虽然这只是只言片语 Yeah, I know I was just part of a phase,
但无论怎样 总是施比受更有福的 but whatever, happy to oblige, always.
-你唱得太好了 -谢谢 -You kicked ass on that song. -Thank you.
我认为你很需要去检查你的眼睛 Do think you need to get your eyes checked, though.
说什么呐? Say what?
你把一整首歌都献给Shelby了 你都几乎看不见我了吧 You sang almost the whole song to Shelby. You hardly even noticed me.
是的 那么她大概就会考虑一下我... Yeah, that was so that she would think of me...
考虑一下我们... think of us...
是照顾好小Beth的唯一人选了 as the only ones that could take care of Beth and stuff.
那首歌对于我来说就是关于照顾婴儿的 The song was mainly about baby-sitting for me.
听着 我妈妈星期五会在俄亥俄河的一艘船上 Look, my mom is going on a Christian wine-tasting boat
参加一个基督教的品酒会 down the Ohio River on Friday.
耶稣酒宴巡游 The Jesus Booze Cruise.
所以那天我就一个人在家 So I'm going to have the house to myself.
所以想过来的话 就告诉我 Want to come over, order in,
借一部电影 然后温存温存 rent a movie and not watch it?
记得在Beth出生的那个医院么? Remember in the hospital after Beth was born?
你说你爱过我的 You told me you loved me.
我们可以重拾那段感情的 We can get that back.
对不起 没兴趣 Sorry. Not interested.
那我说清楚 Let me be more clear.
如果你星期五晚过来 If you come over on Friday,
你就能我上床 you get to have sex with me.
听着 几年前哥是挺喜欢你的 Look, I was into you pretty hard a couple years ago
因为就像小妖精那般性感而且我认为 'cause you were hot like a pixie and I thought
你比学校的其他那些个女孩都有型多了 you were pretty much cooler than every other girl in the school,
但结果 你就是一没胆鬼 but turns out, you're kind of nuts.
你比Berry高傲多了 You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most
而且是我一生之中见过最自私的人了 selfish person I've ever met in my life.
感谢邀请 So thanks for the offer,
但我还不如给狗搭个蜂窝呢(很费力不讨好的事情) but I'd rather raw dog a beehive.
所以你觉得那个作业怎么样? So, what do you think of the new assignment?
很甜蜜不是么? It's pretty sweet, right?
你不觉得你基本上就在 Do you realize you're basically
强把我推出这个舒服的柜子让我出柜么? forcing me out of the flannel closet?
Salazer的广告还是继续播放的 Salazar's ad's going to run.
那才是真正逼着你处理这件事的原因 That's what's forcing you to deal with this.
为什么你就要这么费劲地管这件事? Why are you getting so worked up about this?
因为我不想你葬身此处 'Cause I don't want you to die.
就几个星期前 那位弄了"一切都好起来了"录像 A few weeks ago, some kid who made one
的小孩们他自杀了 of those "It Gets Better" videos killed himself.
你就用对他人的人身攻击 You deal with your anxiety surrounding this stuff
来掩饰你对这件事的焦虑 by attacking other people,
那总有一天 你会觉得不够满足的 and someday, that's not going to be enough
然后你就会开始伤害你自己了 and you might start attacking yourself.
真谢谢啊 可是那种事实不会发生在我身上的 Well, thanks, but that's never going to happen.
因为我太喜欢我自己了 I'd miss me too much.
瞧 你是我的第一次 Look, you were my first.
那对我来说很重要 That means something to me.
所以你对我来说也很重要 You mean something to me.
如果有什么事发生在你身上了 If something ever were to happen to you,
而我却什么事都不去做 and I didn't do everything that I could
来制止这种事 我以后会无法面对我自己的 to try and stop it, I'd never be able to live with myself.
♪我午夜归家♪ I came home in the middle of the night
♪我的老爸唠叨我一句 以后的你要怎么办?♪ My father says what you gonna do with your life?
♪噢 我的老爸 你在我心中仍是最重要的♪ Well, Daddy dear, you're still number one
♪噢 女孩嘛 只是想找些乐子而已♪ Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
♪噢 女孩子们 她们...♪ Oh, girls, they...
♪午夜电话响起♪ The phone rings in the middle of the night
♪我妈妈问我什么时候我才可以认认真真地过日子?♪ My mother says when you gonna live your life right?
♪噢 我的老妈 我们都是不幸的孩子♪ Well, Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones
♪噢 女孩嘛 只是想找些乐子而已♪ Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
♪噢 女孩子们 她们...♪ Oh, girls, they...
♪这就是她们所要的一切...♪ It's all they really want...
♪那些女孩子们 只是想找些乐子♪ Those girls, they want to have fun
♪有些男孩把到了美女♪ ♪Some boys take a beautiful girl♪
♪噢 他们就把她藏得严严实实的♪ Oh, and they hide her away
♪让她不见天日♪ From the rest of the world
♪但我不会这样♪ But not me
♪我想光明正大♪ I wanna be the one in the sun
♪女孩嘛 只是想找些乐子而已♪ Girls, they wanna have fun
♪噢 女孩子们 她们...♪ Oh, girls, they...
♪这就是她们所要的一切♪ That's all they really want
♪那些女孩子们 只是想找些乐子♪ Those girls, they wanna have fun.
谢了 Thank you.
我们都爱你 Santana We love you, Santana.
一份四层吉士的 超好吃的 三倍酱汁入味的鸡肉玉米卷 One four-cheese, ass-kickin', triple-dippin' chicken taquitos.
鸡肉要双份 Double the chicken.
要一份鸡肉加倍的老爹肌肉大馅饼 One Big Daddy Chicken Patty with extra chicken.
还有另外一边要换成... And instead of a side...
-更多的鸡肉... -你就要更多的鸡肉 -More chicken... -you just want more chicken.
没错 对着镜头笑一下 Yeah. Smile for the camera.
把相片都发到Lima时报 越快越好 Get those to the Lima Times ASAP.
肯定的 亲 Sure thing, Coach.
嗨 Cooter Hey, Cooter.
你在这里干嘛? What are you doing here?
噢 你好啊 教练 Oh, hey, Coach.
只是 呃...跟Sue一起吃个晚饭什么的 Just, uh... just grabbing some dinner with Sue here.
不好意思 Bluto 姐在跟我的男人约会呢 Excuse me, Bluto, but I'm on a date with my man,
享用着那看起来有点恶心的混酱意大利面 enjoying some disgusting creamy pasta,
一边还接各大媒体打来的采访电话 and phoners with several major media outlets.
所以说 你还是赶紧去 So why don't you just hurry on to your next
John Travolta（美国著名影星）开设的 face-widening session
“厚骨宽颜”会馆去继续你下一疗程的 at the John Travolta Institute for Head Thickening
宽颜治疗吧 and Facial Weight Gain.
你在约会? You're on a date?
差不多是这么个情况 Y... Yeah, I guess.
听着小卷发 Listen, Home Perm,
2 Cooter是姐的常规炮友 Cooter's been my regular booty call
从90年代开始就相约一起打炮了 since the late 1990s...
噢 我的Iphone 5开始震动了 这是Iphone 5的新功能 Oop! My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature
它能震动了 of the iPhone 5...they vibrate now.
而且这电话我必须得接呀 这是今日美国的记者打来的 And I have to take this... it's a reporter from USA Today,
今日美国 文盲居家旅行的最佳伴侣 the newspaper for people who can't read.
很高兴见到你 Cooter It's nice to see you, Cooter.
嘿 Shannon Hey, Shannon, Shannon...
你还好吧 You okay?
不 No.
我不好 No, I'm not.
我以为我们俩之间有什么特别的火花呢 I thought you and I were doing stuff, and stuff.
Shannon 我不知道你对我感兴趣啊 Shannon, I didn't think you were interested.
每次我鼓起勇气约你出去 Every time I gather up the courage to ask you out on a date,
都只限于去健身房或者去蛋白质研讨会上举重而已 we end up lifting weights at the gym or at a protein seminar.
所以 上一次约你 我对自己说 大爷的 Coot So, last time, I said to myself, "Dang it, Coot,"
你得更进一步才行啊 you just gotta make a move."
然后我试着牵你的手 And so I tried to hold your hand,
结果就吃了你一记老拳 那是条件反射 - and you punched me.- It was a reflex.
我还以为你要偷我毕业戒指呢 I thought you were trying to steal my class ring.
我喜欢你 Shannon 我也喜欢跟你呆在一起 I like you, Shannon, and I like hanging out with you,
但说老实话 but the truth is,I can't tell
我不知道我俩之间究竟是什么关系 我不是在找一个好兄弟 what's going on with us.I'm not looking for a buddy.
我是大男人了 I'm a grown man.
我需要一个知心的伴侣 I mean, I need more than that.
你们俩姑娘要给谁投票我就不用问了吧 I don't have to ask who you lovely ladies are voting for.
肯定投给Britt啊 我投给那打冰球的家伙 - I'm Team Britt all the way. - I'm voting for the hockey player.
Rick Nelson 绰号搅屎棍 Rick "The Stick" Nelson.
仅仅流失了一票而已 Well, I wouldn't worry too much
我可不怎么担心 Brittnay about a spare vote here or there, Brittany.
我的民意调查结果显示你领先Hummel小妞一大截 My exit polling is putting you well ahead of Lady Hummel.
胜负已分啦！ This election is "ovah"!
没错 That's right!
这边来 Come on.
这是你败选前的最后一次访问 One last interview before you lose.
嘿嘿嘿 离他远点别来烦他 就最后访问一次嘛 我就问几句 - Hey, hey, hey, give it a break.- Hey, just one more! Just a word!
我现在跟排队等着被宰的小绵羊一个状态 等死啊 God, I feel like a lamb waiting in line to be slaughtered.
放松点 Kurt Chin up, Kurt.
清点完票数之前什么都说不清楚 It's not over till all the votes are counted.
是啊 而且投给你的票肯定会很多的 Yep, and you're going to get loads.
你看 Quinn去投票了 Look, look, Quinn is going into the voting booth right now.
她肯定会投给你 She's definitely going to vote for you.
我喜欢Kurt的政治立场 而且Brittnay也太疯了吧 I like what Kurt stands for, and Brittany is insane,
但是 秉承我爸每次投票 but just like my dad always voted for the candidate
只投给最没谱的候选人的原则 that was least ethnic,
我这一票要投给最娘的那个 I'm voting for the one who's most girl.
Brittnay跟咱都是一个合唱团的 Brittany is my Trouble Tones home girl,
但幸好是匿名投票 我可以投给其他人 but thank God for secret ballots
因为如果Santana的小女朋友赢得选举的话 because if Santana's girlfriend wins this election
Santana肯定尾巴都翘上天了 I'm never going to hear the end of it.
如果我输了 进NYADA的梦想就破灭了 If I lose, I don't have a chance of getting into NYADA.
太不公平了 It's not fair... the difference between
梦想成真和默默无闻之间隔着的 my dreams coming true and managing a Sonic Burger
居然就只是那个小小的投票箱而已 depends on how many people check a stupid box.
怎么样了 Hey, how's it going?
不敢相信我居然让他们 I can't believe I agreed to let District hold polling places
把投票站放在体育馆 in our gym today.
你看她蹬鼻子上脸了都 It's like she's rubbing it in my face.
别在意 Don't take it personally.
那不过是她的竞选策略而已 It's all just a big campaign strategy for her.
苏教练让你收下这个 Coach Sue wants you to have this.
她希望你看到这个之后火冒三丈 She says she hopes it rubs it in your face.
到底咋回事啊 我搞不懂了 I don't understand what happened.
他说我无法沟通 He said I was uncommunicative.
唉 我都要气死了 我感觉 Aw, man, I'm so bummed out,I feel like I'm living
像是活在乡村歌曲的悲伤世界里 one of the tragic country music songs.
你应该告诉他你心里的感受 Well, then you need to go tell him how you feel.
我们去投票了 你要抓住机会 好吗 We're going to go vote, and you just got to go for it, okay?
当所有着一切都结束后 When this is all over and done with,
Sue会赔了夫人又折兵的 Sue's going to lose the election and the guy.
谢谢 Thanks.
♪Jolene，Jolene♪ Jolene, Jolene
♪Jolene，Jolene♪ Jolene, Jolene...
♪我请求你♪ I'm begging of you, please
♪不要抢走我的男人♪ Don't take my man
♪Jolene，Jolene♪ Jolene, Jolene
♪Jolene，Jolene♪ Jolene, Jolene...
♪请不要只是因为你能做到就带走他♪ Please don't take him just because you can
♪你的美貌无与伦比♪ Your beauty is beyond compare
♪褐色的头发如火焰般燃烧♪ With flaming locks of golden hair
♪象牙般的皮肤 碧绿色的眼睛♪ With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
♪你的笑容象春天的和风♪ Your smile is like a breath of spring
♪你的声音夏日雨露般温存♪ Your voice is soft like summer rain
♪我无法和你竞争，Jolene♪ And I cannot compete with you, Jolene
♪他在梦中谈论你♪ He talks about you in his sleep
♪我泪流满面无法自持，Jolene♪ And there's nothing I can do to keep
♪当他呼唤你的芳名♪ From crying, when he calls your name, Jolene
♪我当然能理解♪ And I could easily understand
♪你能够轻易抢走我的男人♪ How you could easily take my man
♪但是你不知道他对我意味着什么，Jolene♪ But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene
♪ Jolene ♪ Jolene
♪Jolene，Jolene，Jolene♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
♪请不要只是因为你能做到就带走他♪ Please don't take him even though you can
♪ Jolene ♪ Jolene
♪ Jolene ♪ Jolene.
你还好吧 教练 Are you... are you okay, Coach?
嗯 很好 Yeah. Fine.
真的 Are you?
没错 没错 我很好 Yep. I'm, I'm great.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那个广告我看到了 Saw the commercial.
太火辣啦 Whew. Smokin'.
你他妈是谁 Who the hell are you?
Josh Comen 英式橄榄球队队长 二年级生 Josh Comen.Sophomore rugby captain.
像你这样的女孩是个挑战啊 Girls like you are a challenge.
要有一个真命天男把你掰直了才行 You just need the right guy to straighten you out,
我就是这个男淫 and I'm just the man to do it.
给我滚 Move your busted creeper ass.
滚得越快越好 Now.
别生气嘛 我只是想让她变正常而已 Easy, girls. I'm just trying to make her normal.
她很正常 是不是同性恋又没得选 白痴 - She is normal.- It's not a choice, idiot.
就算可以选 我们也不会选你 But even if it were,you'd be our last choice.
哦 我明白了 你们都是群拉拉 Oh, I get it.You're all a bunch of lesbos.
就算我们是又怎么样？ 你也没戏啊 So what if we are? You don't stand a chance either way.
再见吧您 Bye-bye.
哪凉快哪呆着去 Walk away.
♪这从来不是我预料的那样♪ This was never the way I planned
♪并非我本意♪ Not my intention
♪我酩酊大醉 无所忌惮♪ I got so brave,drink in hand
♪完全身不由己♪ Lost my discretion
♪这并不是 平常的那个自己♪ It's not what I'm used to
♪只想对你浅尝辄止而已♪ Just wanna try you on
♪你的气息 让我好奇♪ I'm curious for you
♪吸引我所有注意♪ Caught my attention
♪我吻了一个女孩 如梦如醉 ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it
♪细品她那樱桃味的嘴唇♪ The taste of her cherry Chapstick
♪我吻了一个女孩 只想略微一试♪ I kissed a girl just to try it
♪希望我的男友不要介意♪ I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
♪虽然感觉这样做不对 ♪ It felt so wrong
♪但感觉很棒 ♪ It felt so right
♪这并不意味着叫我今晚陷入爱恋♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight
♪我吻了一个女孩 如梦如醉 ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it
♪ 如梦如醉 ♪ I liked it
♪我们这群女孩如此卓越多姿♪ Us girls, we are so magical
♪凝脂肌肤 诱人红唇♪ Soft skin, red lips
♪如此引人犯罪♪ So kissable
♪让人心动 难以抗拒 ♪ Hard to resist, so touchable
♪这种感觉如此美好 不容置疑♪ Too good to deny it
♪没什么大不了 亲吻无罪♪ Ain't no big deal,it's innocent...
♪我吻了一个女孩 如梦如醉 ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it
♪细品她那樱桃味的嘴唇♪ The taste of her cherry Chapstick
♪我吻了一个女孩 只想略微一试♪ I kissed a girl just to try it
♪希望我的男友不要介意♪ I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
♪虽然感觉这样做不对 ♪ It felt so wrong
♪但感觉很棒 ♪ It felt so right
♪这并不意味着叫我今晚陷入爱恋♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight
♪我吻了一个女孩 如梦如醉 ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it
♪如痴如醉♪ I liked it.
最新消息 Okay, okay. Update, y'all.
我昨天已经给我爸妈坦白了 Um, I told my parents last night,
他们完全接受 and they were actually okay with it.
不会吧 No way!
我现在只用在我祖母看到广告之前 I just have to tell my Abuela
给她说就行了 before she sees that stupid commercial.
幸好她只看Univision But luckily she only watches Univision.
打扰大家了 Excuse me, New Directions! and Trouble Tones singing groups.
Kurt Hummel先生 到我办公室来一下 Mr. Kurt Hummel, I need to see you in my office immediately.
首先 Hummel先生 First of all, Mr. Hummel,
恭喜你在前期统票阶段获得领先 congratulations on your early exit poll numbers.
看起来形势大好啊 Things are looking very good indeed for you.
谢谢你 Figgins 你今天把我叫到这儿来有什么事 Thank you, Figgins. Now can you tell me why I'm here today?
匿名投票箱发生了一些 There seems to have been some irregularities
令人意想不到的情况 with the student council ballot boxes.
什么叫意想不到 What do you mean by irregularities?
Kurt领先190票 Kurt won...but by 190 votes.
哦 那很好啊 Well, that's great!
不是吗 Right?
问题是 Well, the problem is there's more
票数比学生人数还多 ballots than there are seniors,
而且Kurt领先的票数多的可疑 and Kurt won by a suspiciously wide margin.
我没有作弊 No, no, I-I didn't do it.
我没作弊 我的确想过作弊 但是 I didn't cheat, I mean, I mean I thought about it, but I-I-I...
什么叫你想过 What do you mean you thought about it?
我想过因为我实在很想赢 I... I thought about it because I-I-I wanted to win so badly,
我担心我不能赢 and I was worried that I wouldn't.
但是我没作弊呀 我真的很努力 But, but, I didn't cheat. I-I worked really hard on this.
我没作弊 I didn't cheat!
有人对投票箱做了手脚 Someone stuffed the ballot boxes.
校方觉得是我干的 They think I did it.
如果他们有证据的话 我就会被停学 If they can prove it,I could be suspended.
天哪 Kurt 而且我输了 - Oh, my God, Kurt...- And I lost.
我输了竞选 I lost the election.
音乐剧我也没拿到主角位置 I lost the lead in West Side Story.
我的纽约梦和NYADA梦破灭了 I can forget about New York and NYADA,
他们不会要我了 'cause they'll never take me now.
最让我难过的是 You know, the worst part is that I really,
有那么一刻 我真的觉得我赢了 for a second, thought I won.
等下 我以为我赢了。 for a second, thought I won.
Kurt 我 对不起... Kurt, I'm-I'm so sorry...
我必须找到Blaine I have to find Blaine.
Rachel 我要你知道 我是清白的 Rachel, I want you to know, I didn't do this.
是我做的 I did it.
什么？你脑袋进水了？ What? What were you thinking?
我-我-我...我没想那么多 I-I-I... I wasn't thinking.
我-我只是...我只是很想帮他 I-I just... I wanted to help him so bad.
- 你必须告诉Figgins。 - 我做不到，我会被停学 - You have to go tell Figgins. - I can't, I'll get suspended.
Rachel，Kurt会被禁赛的 Rachel, Kurt'll get suspended.
谁能告诉我这个二次方程式？ Who can tell me the quadratic equation?
Noah，我告诉过你，你不需要 Noah, I told you, you don't have to
打报告去洗手间 ask permission to go to the bathroom.
这是x等于负B加上或者减去 It's x equals negative B plus or minus
B方的平方根减去4 AC the square root of B squared minus 4AC.
结果是2A All over 2A.
答对了 谁告诉你的？ That's right. Who told you?
额，我说的 Um, I did.
清理水池的时候我一直在看书 I've been doing the books for my pool-cleaning business.
我超级迷恋数学，哟！ I've got mad math skills, yo!
我就像那些单纯的人，没有任何疯狂的想法 I'm like that Beautiful Mind guy, without all the crazy.
你找Puckerman. You're go for Puckerman.
- 还没下课！ - 抱歉，家里有急事 - Class isn't over! - Sorry. Family emergency.
发生什么了？ 她在哪？ What happened? Where is she?
对不起，我本来不该叫你，我只是... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called you, I just...
- 我只能叫你了 - 她还好吗？ - I don't have anybody else. - Is she okay?
她在医生那 她滑到了 She's with the doctor. She slipped and
摔破了嘴唇，到处都是血。 hit her lip on the floor, and there was blood everywhere.
我转身才3秒 I turned my back for three seconds.
我现在吓坏了 I'm freaking out now.
他们甚至都不让我在房间陪她 They won't even let me in the room with her.
好了，现在我在这里 It's cool. I'm here now.
额，她的下牙部位刺穿了嘴唇 Hi. Uh, her bottom tooth went through her lip.
缝2针，她就没事了 Couple stitches, she'll be fine.
真的？ 等下，我想先带她去看下整形医生 Really? Wait. I want her to see a plastic surgeon first.
好吧，我这里准备了缝线 Well, I've gen plenty of stitches.
我一直是一种积极的生活态度...柔道，彩球... I live a somewhat active lifestyle... judo, paintball...
这是不是意味着我会比弗兰肯斯坦还要多缝线.【弗兰肯斯坦 电影人物，科学怪人】 which means I've had more stitches than Frankenstein,
所以如果谁要碰到Beth的脸， so if anyone's gonna touch Beth's face,
只能是整形医生了 it's gonna be a plastic surgeon.
我会记录下来 I'll page her.
好了，我在这里 It's okay.I'm here now.
一切都会好的 Everything's gonna be okay.
耶，我做了件好事 Yeah. I did a good job.
干的不错 You're very pretty.
你知道，有一个年轻哥们的优点是 You know, the advantage of a relationship
依然有4场来回 with a younger dude is that I still got four me rounds in me
在我需要一个牛排三明治和冰可乐以前 before I need a steak sandwich and a Coke Zero.
你得走了 You need to go.
在Beth 醒来前 Before Beth wakes up.
这是个误会 This was a mistake.
在医院的时候我一团糟 I was a mess at the hospital.
对，我就像金刚狼 Yeah, I was like freakin' Wolverine.
如果不是我，Beth的余生 Beth would have a big scar on her lip
可能在嘴唇上留下一个大的疤痕 for the rest of her life if it weren't for me.
好吧，这样不对 走吧 Okay. This is just wrong. Go.
拜托，走吧 Please. Go.
你知道么？ You know what?
去你的 Screw you.
对，你性感火辣 Yeah, you got the boom and the pow,
你用嘴巴可以挣钱，但是真正让我兴奋的 and your lips are cash money, but what really turned me on
是曾经那么不可一世的你 about you was how much of an ass-kicker you were.
赢了所有对手， Winning all those championships,
去纽约，独自抚养Beth...全是废话 going to New York, raising Beth alone... all garbage.
这是你在底层的一次机会 This was your chance to get in on the ground floor
做到真正某种与众不同...我 of something really special... me.
但是你不敢去争取 But you're too much of a coward to go for it.
Santana,你太瘦啦 Santana, you're all bones.
就像十字架上的耶稣，多吃点吧 Like Jesus on the cross.Eat.
Abuelita,我想告诉你的是... Abuelita, I have something that I want to talk to you about...
好吧，没人在意，滔滔不绝，嗯？ Okay, who cares, talk with your mouth full, hm?
不，不， 不，过来 No, no, no. Come on.
过来，恩？ Come on. Hmm?
（西班牙语中） (speaking Spanish)
啊，好吧。 Ah. Okay.
（西班牙语中） (speaking Spanish)
听着... Look...
告诉你一个秘密，这个秘密我已经 I have to tell you a secret; a secret that I've
- 藏了很长时间，但是... - 要调料吗...？ - kept hidden for a long time, but... - You need salsa...?
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
请... Please...
- 你太特别了。 - Santana，你怀孕了吗？ - You're so special to me. - Santana, are you pregnant?
因为我要会用这凳子扁你 Because I will beat you up with this chair.
不，不是这样的...不是这样的。 No, it's not... it's not that.
好吧。 Okay.
因为我一直在注意着你 It's just that I've watched you my whole life.
你总是那么强大 And you've always been so strong.
相信你所执着的， Done exactly what you believe,
完全不在乎别人怎样想你... and never cared about what anyone else thought of you...
说说你的生活，我知道那是我想要的 Tell me about your life, I know mine.
Abuelita... Abuelita...
我喜欢女生 I love girls
就像喜欢男生那样 the way that I'm supposed to feel about boys.
这才是某种程度真正的我， It's just something that's always been inside of me,
并且我真的想于分享这一切 and I really want to share it with you
因为我如此爱你 because I love you so much.
我希望你知道 I want you to know me.
真正的我是谁 Who I really am.
当我和 Brittany一起... When I'm with Brittany...
我终于明白了人们一直谈论的 I finally understand what people are talking about
所谓的爱情 when they talk about love.
我那么努力的尝试 I've tried so hard
拒绝那种感觉并且深深的隐藏起来... to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside...
但是每一天都像一场战争 but every day just feels like a war.
我感觉自己要疯了 I walk around so mad at the world,
但是我真的在于自己艰难的斗争 but I'm really just fighting with myself.
我不想再纠结下去了 I don't want to fight anymore.
我好累 I'm just too tired.
我必须做回自己了 I have to just be me.
说点什么吧，求你了 Say something, please.
每个人都有秘密，Santana Everyone has secrets, Santana.
之所以称为秘密是有原因的。 They're called secrets for a reason.
我希望你离开 I want you to leave this house.
我不想再见到你了。 I don't ever want to see you again.
- Abuela，你... - 滚 - Abuela, you... - Go.
- 你不能... - 滚 - You don't... - Now.
我还是我，以前的我 I'm the same person I was a minute ago.
你已经做了选择 You made your choice.
现在我也要做自己的选择 Now I have made mine.
但是为什么？ But why?
你的自私让我不舒服 It's selfish of you to make me uncomfortable.
（西班牙语中） (speaking Spanish)
罪恶并不流行， The sin isn't in the thing,
在丑闻中，人们通常是大声讨论 it's in the scandal, when people talk about it aloud.
那么你的意思是 So you're saying it would've been better
如果我一直保守这个秘密会更好？ if I would've kept this a secret?
我没带保护措施。 I didn't bring protection.
没事。我不在乎 It's okay. I don't care.
正常情况下，我还是选择自己的决定 Under normal circumstances, I'd take my chances,
但是我们有那些美好的可笑的回忆 but we have a pretty crappy track record.
也许幸运会再次眷顾我们 Maybe we'll get lucky again.
你说的是不幸？ You mean unlucky.
听着，试图让Beth回来是个愚蠢的点子 Look, trying to get Beth back was a stupid idea.
你刚刚是指这个吗？ You're just figuring this out now?
但是我们拥有这个完美的宝贝 But we made one perfect baby.
我们可以再造一个 We can make another.
我们可以拥有所需要的一切 We have everything we need.
等等... Wait...
这就是你为什么邀请我？ Is this why you invited me over?
看吧，这就是你生气的爱情结晶 See, this is what happens when you have anger sex.
你为什么生气？ Why are you angry at me?
行！你不想要这些？ Fine! You don't want this?
这个学校有一打男生 There's 20 other guys at this school who would
可以给我一切我想要的，他们爱死我了 kill to give me what I want; they would kill to love me.
我不是生你气。我想让你冷静 I'm not angry at you. I let you down.
我们都要冷静 We all did.
你花了整整一个星期 You just spent a whole week
去帮Santana 隐藏一个人人都知道的秘密 helping Santana with a secret
但是没有一个人 everybody already knows, and not one person
花上10秒钟来帮你 took ten secondsto help you.
你是个混蛋 And you're a frickin' mess.
你这样都三年了 You have been for three years.
从我敲醒你开始 Ever since I knocked you up.
你不需要一个宝宝或者兄弟 You don't need a baby or a dude
或者任何人来体现你的特别 or anyone to make you special.
如果一定要有一个 我想 If there's one person that I'm sure
应该是离开这个镇子，好好利用 is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself,
那就是你 it's you.
或者我只是... Maybe I was just...
疯了，太早的做出这些坏的决定 getting all my crazy, bad decisions out of the way early.
我理解你的温柔和魅力， I see you somewhere warm and glamorous,
像洛杉矶 或者 迈阿密 或者 多伦多 like L.A. or Miami or Toronto.
好吧 Fine.
但是你要为我做些什么 But you have to do something for me.
你等着 You're staying here.
躺下来抱着我 You're gonna lie with me and hold me.
恩 Okay.
不是开玩笑的 But no funny business.
你在生谁的气？ Who are you angry at?
你知道，关于愤怒性爱哪一类的 You know, the whole"anger sex" thing.
我要告诉你一些事情 I need to tell you something.
但是你要答应我保守那个秘密 But you have to promise to keep it a secret.
那么坏？ How bad was it?
Dukakis 糟透了 Dukakis bad.
第三区只有16%的选票 Third place with 16% of the vote.
这些对我们意味着什么？ What does that mean for... us?
耶，我也有同样的问题 Yeah, I have the same question.
现在投票结束， Now that the election's over,
你们两个不用装着什么都没做 you two don't have to pretendto be something you're not.
- 现在，Shannon... - Cooter，请坐 - Now, Shannon... - Cooter, have a seat
在那边那个普拉提球上 on that Pilates ball right over there.
在我和... This is between me...
Brian Dennehy中间 and Brian Dennehy.
昨天我失去了很多 I lost a lot in the last 24 hours.
竞选失败，名誉扫地， Lost an election, lost my reputation,
还输掉了一个极大的赌注 I lost an enormous last-minute bet I placed on myself
同一个拉斯维加斯臭赌徒的关于我自己的赌博 with a very shady bookie from Vegas.
Cooter Mankins是发生在我身上最好的事情 Cooter Mankins is the best thing to happen to me
自从一个叫Becky Jackson的二年级学生进入我生活， since a sophomore named Becky Jackson waddled into my life,
如果失去他我就完了 and I will be damned if I lose him, too.
Shannon，我好喜欢你 Shannon, I like you heaps.
但是我如果说我讨厌Sue那肯定谎话 But I'd be lying if I told you I didn't like Sue here, too.
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
我有同样的问题 I've had the same problem.
我也不知道说什么 I haven't known what to say, either.
但是我觉得我确定 But I feel like I finally do.
Cooter，我爱上你了 Cooter, I'm in love with you.
抱歉到现在才告诉你， And I'm sorry I haven't told you till now,
抱歉我让一个高大 and I'm sorry I let a tall, pretty blonde
漂亮的金发妞扑向你并把你掳走 swoop in and snatch you right away,
但是我现在告诉你了， but I'm telling you now,
如果我必须？ if I had to bench-press a wildebeest
来向你证明，你对我是多么的重要， just to prove to you how much you mean to me,
我会那么做 I would do it.
我会不惜一切赢得你，Coot I would do anything to win you back, Coot.
不打一场架我不会冷静下来 And I will not go down without a fight.
好了，孩子们 Okay, guys.
我和Shelby想说的 Shelby and I just wanted to say
你们鼓舞了我们 that you've really inspired us.
当我们分组赛对抗时， When we face off at Sectionals,
我们必须更加投入 it will be with more empathy,
更加互相深入了解 and a deeper understanding of each other.
- 对哦 - 没错！ - That's right. - That's right!
Rachel 呢？ Where's Rachel?
她从不会缺席任何掌声存在的地方 She never misses applause.
她有些私事 She's dealing with stuff.
- Mr. Shue? - 恩 - Mr. Shue? - Yeah.
作为俄亥俄州刚被推选出的议员... As the son of Ohio's recently-minted Congressman...
耶, Burt Yeah, Burt!
为了消除任何怀疑的声音， and to dispel any lingering clouds of suspicion,
我现在，亲自，公开的， I would like to, personally and publicly,
祝贺Brittany主席 congratulate President Brittany.
他们在欢呼，他们需要你，Brit The people have spoken, and they want you, Brit.
他们需要Pixy Stix They want Pixy Stix.
明智的管理 Rule wisely.
惊人的规则 Rule fabulously.
这是我听到的最甜蜜的消息 That was the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me.
哦！谢谢你，Kurt Ooh! Thank you, Kurt.
你依然是他们中的佼佼者，所以... You're still the most unicorn of them all, so...
鼓掌，鼓掌，鼓掌。 Clap, clap, clap.
也许我可以把这些放到我的NYADA申请中 Maybe I could put that on my NYADA application.
不要放弃希望，不管怎样 Don't give up hope, ever.
我们会解决这些的 We'll figure something out.
Quinn，你还好吗？ Quinn, are you okay?
Santana，能带我回家吗？ Santana, will you bring us home?
- 这样就对了！ - 谢谢，Mr. Shue - That's right! - Thanks, Mr. Shue.
我挑了首歌会给你勇气，让我熬过那些情绪 So I picked a song that gives me strength and gets me through.
所有人都一样 Same way all of you do.
继续奋斗吧，至少我知道不是独自作战 The struggle continues, but at least I know I'm not alone.
♪ 即使 ♪ Even
♪ 在最黑暗的时刻♪ Through the darkest phase
♪总会有人♪ Be it
♪不顾艰难险阻♪ Thick or thin
♪总会有人♪ Always
♪勇敢的前进♪ Someone marches brave
♪在我♪ Here beneath
♪心中♪ My skin
♪永恒的♪ And constant
♪渴望♪ Craving
♪一直♪ Has always
♪都在♪ Been
♪也许♪ Maybe
♪就像磁场吸引着♪ A great magnet pulls
♪所有的灵魂♪ All souls
♪追求真相♪ Towards truth
♪也许♪ Or maybe
♪这是生命的力量♪ It is life itself
♪引导智慧♪ Leads wisdom
♪直到青春不在♪ To its youth
♪永恒的♪ Constant ♪
♪渴望♪ Craving
♪一直♪ Has always
♪都在♪ Been
♪渴望♪ Craving...
♪啊啊♪ Ah-ha
♪永恒的渴望♪ Constant craving
♪一直♪ Has al...
♪都在♪ Ways been
♪一直♪ Has al...
♪都在♪ Ways been
♪一直♪ Has al...
♪都在♪ Ways been
♪一直♪ Has al...
♪都在♪ Ways been
♪一直都在♪ Has always been.
Rachel? Rachel?
我只是，额，告诉了Figgins校长 I just, um, told Principal Figgins
为了让Kurt赢我操纵了那场竞选 that I rigged the election so that Kurt would win.
Kurt,求你了，别怪我 Kurt, please, don't hate me.
你没有作弊 You're totally in the clear.
他说什么了？ What did he say?
他说他别无选择 He said that he had no choice
只能永远记载在档案了， but to put it on my permanent record,
并且要我停学一个星期 and that I'm suspended for a week.
而且分组赛上我也被禁赛了 Also he said that I was banned from competing at Sectionals.