1 00:00:07,544 --> 00:00:09,620 Hello, Radio Tower. 2 00:00:09,671 --> 00:00:13,882 Lisbon plane taking off in ten minutes. East runway. 3 00:00:26,229 --> 00:00:29,349 Have your men go with Mr Laszlo. Take his luggage. 4 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:31,475 Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. 5 00:00:31,526 --> 00:00:34,397 Find Mr Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. 6 00:00:34,446 --> 00:00:36,734 This way, please. 7 00:00:37,782 --> 00:00:41,151 You fill in the names. That'll make it more official. 8 00:00:41,202 --> 00:00:43,528 You think of everything, don't you? 9 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:46,746 The names of Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo. 10 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:49,958 - Why my name? - Cos you're getting on that plane. 11 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:53,751 - What about you? - I'm staying here till the plane goes. 12 00:00:53,798 --> 00:00:57,796 - What's happened to you... - Last night we said many things. 13 00:00:57,844 --> 00:01:00,964 You said I was to do the thinking for both of us 14 00:01:01,014 --> 00:01:04,217 and you're getting on that plane with Victor. 15 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:07,351 - Richard, no... - You've got to listen to me. 16 00:01:07,395 --> 00:01:10,598 You know what you can look forward to if you stay here? 17 00:01:10,648 --> 00:01:13,566 We'd both wind up in a concentration camp, right? 18 00:01:13,609 --> 00:01:15,935 Major Strasser would insist. 19 00:01:15,987 --> 00:01:19,522 - You're saying it only to make me go. - But it's true. 20 00:01:19,574 --> 00:01:23,986 We both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work. 21 00:01:24,036 --> 00:01:27,488 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 22 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:29,995 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon 23 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:32,118 and for the rest of your life. 24 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:35,835 - But what about us? - We'll always have Paris. 25 00:01:35,882 --> 00:01:39,215 We didn't have, we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. 26 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:41,336 We got it back last night. 27 00:01:42,138 --> 00:01:46,301 - And I said I would never leave you. - And you never will. 28 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:50,348 I'm no good at being noble but the problems of three people 29 00:01:50,396 --> 00:01:53,646 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 30 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,725 Someday you'll understand that. 31 00:01:58,237 --> 00:01:59,980 Now... 32 00:02:01,448 --> 00:02:03,607 Here's looking at you, kid. 33 00:02:16,255 --> 00:02:18,627 There's something you should know. 34 00:02:18,674 --> 00:02:23,383 - You don't have to explain anything. - It may make a difference to you. 35 00:02:23,429 --> 00:02:26,098 You knew about Ilsa and me 36 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:29,591 but you didn't know she was at my place when you were. 37 00:02:29,643 --> 00:02:33,012 She came for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, Ilsa? 38 00:02:33,063 --> 00:02:34,474 Yes. 39 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:36,812 She tried everything to get them. 40 00:02:36,859 --> 00:02:40,808 She did her best to convince me she was still in love with me. 41 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:42,939 It was all over long ago. 42 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:47,034 For your sake she pretended it wasn't and I let her pretend. 43 00:02:47,077 --> 00:02:49,746 - I understand. - Here it is. 44 00:02:49,788 --> 00:02:51,864 Thanks. 45 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,796 Are you ready, Ilsa? 46 00:03:08,765 --> 00:03:10,805 Yes, I'm ready. 47 00:03:13,478 --> 00:03:15,601 Bye, Rick. 48 00:03:15,647 --> 00:03:17,770 God bless you. 49 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:21,318 You better hurry, you'll miss that plane. 50 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:55,387 It'd be an idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. 51 00:03:55,436 --> 00:04:00,098 There's a Free French garrison at Brazzaville. I can arrange a passage. 52 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:02,819 My letter of transit? I could use a trip. 53 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:06,905 It doesn't change our bet. You still owe me 10,000 Francs. 54 00:04:06,948 --> 00:04:09,984 That 10,000 Francs should pay our expenses. 55 00:04:10,034 --> 00:04:11,991 Our expenses? 56 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:16,579 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 57 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:02,576 Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. 58 00:05:02,628 --> 00:05:05,333 I never was, I never will be. 59 00:05:06,424 --> 00:05:08,131 That's strictly the movies. 60 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,212 I'm so depressed. 61 00:05:14,598 --> 00:05:18,512 Maybe if I took two more aspirin it would help. 62 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,772 That would make... two, four, six aspirin. 63 00:05:23,899 --> 00:05:26,307 I'm turning into an aspirin junkie. 64 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:31,105 Soon I'll be boiling the cotton at the top of the bottle to get the extra. 65 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:43,038 I shouldn't have signed those papers. 66 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:45,291 Let her take me to court. 67 00:05:45,337 --> 00:05:48,254 Two years of marriage down the drain. 68 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,968 I couldn't believe what she said to me. 69 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:54,212 She was like a total stranger, not like my wife. 70 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:57,714 I don't want any alimony. I just want out. 71 00:05:57,766 --> 00:06:01,598 - Can't we discuss it? - We discussed it 50 times. 72 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:04,100 - Why? - I don't know. 73 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:06,223 I can't stand the marriage. 74 00:06:06,274 --> 00:06:08,481 You're no fun, you suffocate me. 75 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:11,812 There's no rapport and I don't dig you physically. 76 00:06:11,863 --> 00:06:15,149 For God's sake, Allan, don't take it personal. 77 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,651 I won't take it personal, I'll just kill myself. 78 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:22,954 If only I knew where my analyst was vacationing. 79 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:27,293 Where do they go every August? They leave the city. 80 00:06:27,337 --> 00:06:31,548 Every summer the city is full of people who are crazy till Labour Day. 81 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,676 What if I reach him? What's he gonna tell me? 82 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:38,088 Whatever I say he tells me it's a sexual problem. 83 00:06:38,139 --> 00:06:41,508 Isn't that ridiculous? How can it be sexual? 84 00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:44,181 We weren't even having relations. 85 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,305 Maybe once in a while. 86 00:06:46,356 --> 00:06:48,847 She used to watch TV during it. 87 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:52,186 Change channels with the remote control. 88 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,321 Why should a divorce bother me so? 89 00:06:55,365 --> 00:06:57,903 Maybe I'm better off without her. 90 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,035 Why not? I'm young, healthy, got a good job. 91 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:04,364 This could be my chance to step out a little bit. 92 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:06,491 If she can swing, so can I. 93 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:08,950 I could turn this place into a nightclub. 94 00:07:09,003 --> 00:07:12,004 Get broads here like you wouldn't believe. 95 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:14,586 Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, 96 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,959 dental hygienists. 97 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:19,965 If she didn't want me, I won't push myself on her. 98 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:23,300 I couldn't believe what she said when she left. 99 00:07:23,351 --> 00:07:25,225 I want a new life. 100 00:07:25,269 --> 00:07:28,056 I want to go skiing, go dancing, go to the beach, 101 00:07:28,106 --> 00:07:30,644 ride through Europe on a motorcycle. 102 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:33,895 - All we ever do is see movies. - I write for a film magazine. 103 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:36,021 Besides, I happen to like movies. 104 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:39,820 That's because you're one of life's great watchers. 105 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:44,576 I'm a doer. I want to participate. We never laugh together. 106 00:07:44,622 --> 00:07:48,454 How can you say that? I'm constantly laughing. 107 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:53,626 I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't this come up when we were dating? 108 00:07:53,672 --> 00:07:55,998 You were more aggressive then. 109 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:59,383 Everybody is during courtship. It's natural. 110 00:07:59,428 --> 00:08:04,505 You can't expect me to keep up that level of charm, I'd have a heart attack. 111 00:08:04,558 --> 00:08:07,132 Goodbye, Allan. 112 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,344 My lawyer will call your lawyer. 113 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:12,890 I don't have a lawyer. 114 00:08:12,942 --> 00:08:15,018 Have him call my doctor. 115 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:23,276 What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool? 116 00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:25,782 What's the secret? 117 00:08:25,829 --> 00:08:30,290 There's no secret, kid. Dames are simple. 118 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:34,581 I never met one that didn't understand a slap in the mouth 119 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,002 or a slug from a.45. 120 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,172 Yeah, cos you're Bogart. 121 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:42,717 I could never hit Nancy. It's not that type of relationship. 122 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:46,013 Where'd you learn that word, the shrink? 123 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:51,016 I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when you lost Ingrid, weren't you crushed? 124 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,768 Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix. 125 00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:56,982 I can't drink. My body won't tolerate alcohol. 126 00:08:57,027 --> 00:09:01,404 Take my advice and forget all this fancy relationship stuff. 127 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,690 The world is full of dames. 128 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:06,233 All you got to do is whistle. 129 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,666 He's right. 130 00:09:14,711 --> 00:09:17,582 You give them an inch and they step all over you. 131 00:09:18,131 --> 00:09:21,002 Why can't I develop that attitude? 132 00:09:21,051 --> 00:09:24,835 Nothing a little bourbon and soda couldn't fix. 133 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:56,331 - Are you all right? - You poor thing! 134 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:59,414 - Why didn't you call us? - I didn't want to bother you. 135 00:09:59,464 --> 00:10:03,212 Not bother us? For God's sake, what are friends for? 136 00:10:03,259 --> 00:10:05,631 Why did she say she wanted a divorce? 137 00:10:05,678 --> 00:10:07,837 She doesn't laugh enough. 138 00:10:07,889 --> 00:10:10,843 Insufficient laughter - grounds for divorce. 139 00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:12,968 She wants to go skiing. 140 00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:15,510 She wants to ski down a mountain laughing. 141 00:10:15,563 --> 00:10:19,727 Let me call my office. I ran out of a meeting when you called. 142 00:10:19,776 --> 00:10:22,064 They must think I'm crazy. 143 00:10:22,111 --> 00:10:25,646 - Have you heard from her? - I heard from Schulman and Weiss. 144 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:28,865 I signed some papers and Nancy went to Mexico. 145 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:31,068 We went there on our honeymoon. 146 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,658 Spent the entire two weeks in bed. 147 00:10:33,706 --> 00:10:35,782 I had dysentery. 148 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:39,416 Hello, George? Did they agree to the terms? 149 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:43,998 Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it. 150 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:47,086 God! Can't you cook anything but TV dinners? 151 00:10:47,136 --> 00:10:50,671 Who bothers to cook them? I suck them frozen. 152 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:57,010 I'll tell you where you can reach me, I'll be at 362-9296 for a while. 153 00:10:57,063 --> 00:11:01,890 Then I'll be at 648-0024 for about 15 minutes. 154 00:11:01,942 --> 00:11:05,146 Then I'll be at 752-0420 155 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:08,113 and then I'll be home at 621-4598. 156 00:11:08,866 --> 00:11:10,740 Right, George. Bye-bye. 157 00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:14,829 There's a phone booth on the corner, shall I get the number? 158 00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:17,328 You'll be passing it. 159 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:22,745 - I'm sorry, Allan. - She wants to be a swinger. 160 00:11:22,796 --> 00:11:26,497 - Married life is no good for her. - Don't get worked up. 161 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:29,337 I gave her a home, affection, security. 162 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:33,218 This was a girl I found waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel. 163 00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:36,136 I used to go there every night and over-tip her. 164 00:11:36,185 --> 00:11:38,473 $1.50 on a 35-cent check. 165 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,190 Nancy was impulsive. We all knew that. 166 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:45,561 She didn't leave impulsively. She talked about it for months. 167 00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:49,560 - I didn't believe she'd do it. - It's good you find out now. 168 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:52,984 - You're young. Make a new life. - I'm 29. 169 00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:56,618 The height of my sexual potency was ten years ago. 170 00:11:56,663 --> 00:11:59,581 Look at the bright side. You're free. 171 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,701 You'll go out, there'll be girls. 172 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:05,037 You'll go to parties, have affairs with married women. 173 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:09,216 Sexual relations with girls of every race, creed and colour. 174 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:12,674 You get tired of that. 175 00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,805 Besides, those kinds of things never happen to me. 176 00:12:15,849 --> 00:12:19,763 I managed to fool one girl into loving me and now she's gone. 177 00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:21,970 See how he downgrades himself? 178 00:12:22,022 --> 00:12:25,972 Don't you think plenty of women would find him attractive? 179 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:30,189 - Yes, of course. - The world's full of eligible women. 180 00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:33,524 Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. 181 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:36,113 I used to lay in bed and watch her sleep. 182 00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:38,699 Once in a while she'd wake up and catch me. 183 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:40,823 She'd let out a scream. 184 00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:44,040 He really loved her. I feel like crying. 185 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,161 Why do you feel like crying? 186 00:12:46,212 --> 00:12:49,379 A man makes an investment, it doesn't pay off. 187 00:12:49,424 --> 00:12:52,129 Could I get an aspirin? I have a headache. 188 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:54,715 He's having a breakdown and you're sick. 189 00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:58,926 - Don't get upset. - I'm not, I just had a rough day. 190 00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:01,976 You want an aspirin too? 191 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:04,725 I ate all the aspirin, what about Darvon? 192 00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:08,556 Yes, my analyst suggested that when I have migraines. 193 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:12,442 I used to get migraines but my analyst cured me. Now I get cold sores. 194 00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:15,110 I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension. 195 00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:19,452 - I may need a lobotomy. - With mine away I feel paralysed. 196 00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:22,033 You should move to hospital together. 197 00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:25,581 - You want a Fresca with the Darvon? - Do you have apple juice? 198 00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:27,536 They're fantastic together. 199 00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:30,790 Have you ever had lithium and tomato juice? 200 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,256 No, but another neurotic tells me it's unbelievable. 201 00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:37,219 Can I get a Coke with nothing in it? 202 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,966 I'll get the pills. 203 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:47,770 Poor guy. If there's anything we can do... 204 00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:56,145 He never should have married Nancy. 205 00:13:56,198 --> 00:13:58,606 I thought they were getting along. 206 00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:02,704 You're so busy all the time you never see what's going on. 207 00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:05,451 Didn't you think it strange that he was married 208 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:08,204 but still couldn't get a date on New Year's Eve? 209 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:10,541 Darling, don't get overwrought. 210 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:14,751 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 752-0420, 211 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,754 I'm gonna be home at 621-4598. 212 00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:20,922 What? Yes, I'll hold on. 213 00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:23,511 Honey, these things upset me. 214 00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:26,679 I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity. 215 00:14:26,729 --> 00:14:30,145 You are? Did I tell you what happened to me today? 216 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,563 I bought 100 acres of land in Florida 217 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,527 and it turns out that 98 of them have quicksand. 218 00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:38,572 My syndicate wanted to build a golf course. 219 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,570 All we can do is build a three-hole golf course 220 00:14:41,618 --> 00:14:43,907 with the biggest sand trap in the world. 221 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,988 What are you taking a pill for? 222 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:51,327 - I'm tense. - Why? 223 00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:56,254 The whole subject of divorce is traumatic for me. 224 00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,511 - He's getting divorced, not us. - It's the idea of it. 225 00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:05,131 I guess I've never gotten over my parents' divorce. 226 00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:07,556 Well, it's about time. Come here. 227 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:14,438 You're so insecure. I wish I could... 228 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:17,355 Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable. The figures are lousy. 229 00:15:17,404 --> 00:15:19,195 No, I can't take it. 230 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,167 Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call? 231 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:41,217 I'm at 922-3299. 232 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:44,464 Yeah, I'll be here... I'm picking my wife up. 233 00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:47,388 What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix. 234 00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:51,185 All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye. 235 00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:56,061 Allan's calling again. We got to find him a girl. 236 00:15:56,109 --> 00:15:58,185 Somebody he can be with. 237 00:15:58,236 --> 00:16:00,229 Well, find him a nice girl. 238 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,530 - There must be somebody here. - Not single ones. 239 00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:06,280 - What about Carol? - Engaged. 240 00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:10,657 - What about her? - She's living with a priest. 241 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:15,499 The tall one with the blonde hair? 242 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:19,590 She'd eat him alive. There'd be nothing left but his glasses. 243 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:22,170 This is going to be a bit of a problem. 244 00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:25,136 Mr Christie, there's a call for you. 245 00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:31,466 Listen, Linda and I are going out for dinner tonight. 246 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:34,473 We'll invite some nice girl and we'll all go. 247 00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,811 You've got to start meeting girls. 248 00:16:36,858 --> 00:16:40,227 I haven't done that in two years. I'm out of practice. 249 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:43,279 When I was in practice, I was out of practice. 250 00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,193 You invested your emotions in a losing stock. 251 00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:48,318 It was wiped out. 252 00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:51,904 What do you do? You reinvest in a more stable stock. 253 00:16:51,956 --> 00:16:55,076 Something with long-term growth possibilities. 254 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,083 Like who, General Motors? 255 00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,204 Come on, shape up. 256 00:16:59,255 --> 00:17:03,418 She'd have to be damn good to do anything for my morale at all. 257 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:06,753 - Who can we get? - You don't have anybody in mind? 258 00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:09,805 - We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? 259 00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:12,636 - He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. 260 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:15,354 Blondes with long hair and short skirts 261 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:18,480 and boots and big chests and bright and witty. 262 00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:20,730 Don't set yourself silly standards. 263 00:17:20,776 --> 00:17:23,611 She must be beautiful with a big bust? 264 00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:26,821 And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. 265 00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:30,032 - He was always fussy. - But look at the result. 266 00:17:30,077 --> 00:17:32,402 You never went out. 267 00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:35,242 Sally has long hair and a good size chest. 268 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,624 - What's good size? - Like this I guess. 269 00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:41,456 - She's not very bright. - What does she do? 270 00:17:41,505 --> 00:17:44,292 - She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. 271 00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:46,417 You might get her into bed. 272 00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:49,469 With my luck I won't get her into a chair. 273 00:17:49,513 --> 00:17:52,633 These girls often don't have great minds. 274 00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:55,767 Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? 275 00:17:55,811 --> 00:17:59,559 Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. 276 00:17:59,606 --> 00:18:02,691 Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. 277 00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:07,818 That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing. 278 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:09,988 Darling, think of somebody. 279 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,524 I can just picture what she's up to. 280 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,910 Baby, this is wonderful. 281 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:24,377 My ex-husband would never take me on a motorcycle. 282 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:27,874 He fell off a scooter and broke his collar bone. 283 00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:31,212 And I mean the kind of scooter you push. 284 00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:34,133 Movies. That's his whole life, he's a watcher. 285 00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,056 I'm a doer. 286 00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:39,849 It's been so long since I've been made love to 287 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,972 by a handsome blond man. 288 00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:46,066 We're divorced two weeks and she's dating a Nazi. 289 00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:49,278 - What about Sharon? - I like the name. 290 00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:52,656 She works as a photographer's assistant. 291 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,907 - She's bright and cute. - Let's go. 292 00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:56,862 - Call her. - Perfect. 293 00:18:56,913 --> 00:19:00,496 - What will you say? - I'll ask if she's free for dinner. 294 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,543 Don't mention the divorce. Say my wife's dead. 295 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:08,379 I don't know if we should do this. The old tension's beginning to set in. 296 00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:11,342 Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie. 297 00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:13,675 I don't want to hear this. 298 00:19:13,722 --> 00:19:16,259 It's Linda, how are you? 299 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:21,218 Fine. We're going to dinner tonight with an old friend, 300 00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:24,556 we thought you might want to join us. 301 00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:28,771 No, it's nothing. We just have the radio on. 302 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:34,023 - You don't know him. - A widower. 303 00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:37,325 Tell her my wife died in a mine shaft explosion. 304 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,612 He's lots of fun. You'll like him. 305 00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:44,207 If she doesn't want to, forget it. I don't need this aggravation. 306 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:47,087 We'll pick you up at eight o'clock. 307 00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:49,169 Simple dress. 308 00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:51,504 Sure, flats are OK. 309 00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,884 Let her wear heels. What am I? Toulouse-Lautrec? 310 00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:59,129 Bye-bye. You're set. 311 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:02,018 I really have mixed feelings about this. 312 00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:05,145 What if I have this chick in bed and Nancy comes back? 313 00:20:05,189 --> 00:20:07,976 Let's not hope for too much this first night. 314 00:20:08,025 --> 00:20:11,608 - Did she say anything about me? - She doesn't know you! 315 00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,812 You never said I was a widower. 316 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:17,696 I got you the date, you tell her about your wife's death. 317 00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:19,736 I'm excited about this. 318 00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:22,990 We'll pick Sharon up and then you after eight. 319 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,958 I can't stay out late, I have an early meeting. 320 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,955 We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito. 321 00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:31,127 Wonderful. It's so romantic. 322 00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:34,922 The food is terrible and I think it's going to rain. 323 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:38,420 I'm going to shower and douse my body with Canoe. 324 00:20:39,348 --> 00:20:43,428 I'm going home. I'm going to brush all my teeth. 325 00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:47,183 I think he and Sharon should hit it off. 326 00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:49,686 - Yeah? - You don't think so? 327 00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,109 He'll probably calm down by tonight. 328 00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:55,520 I wish she'd seen me before. 329 00:20:55,572 --> 00:20:59,784 I hate to be there on a blind date when the girl first sees me. 330 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:04,821 What if she's disappointed and she laughs or screams? 331 00:21:12,548 --> 00:21:14,208 Ridiculous. 332 00:21:14,258 --> 00:21:17,709 Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? 333 00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:20,513 Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College. 334 00:21:20,556 --> 00:21:23,343 Came to the door, saw me and passed out. 335 00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:25,847 She was weak from dieting, though. 336 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:50,621 What the hell? 337 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:54,453 Bogart was short. That never seemed to bother anybody. 338 00:21:54,506 --> 00:21:57,079 You're starting off on the wrong foot. 339 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,209 - Yeah, negative. - Sure. 340 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:02,760 She's getting the best of you before the game starts. 341 00:22:02,806 --> 00:22:05,510 What's that stuff you put on your face? 342 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:10,220 - Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion. - What about that other stuff? 343 00:22:10,271 --> 00:22:13,936 Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant and baby powder. 344 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:16,984 You're gonna smell like a French cathouse. 345 00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:20,148 - I need them. - Why? Are you ashamed of sweat? 346 00:22:20,198 --> 00:22:22,274 I want to make an impression. 347 00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:26,489 You know, kid, somewhere in life you got turned around. 348 00:22:26,538 --> 00:22:29,111 It's her job to smell nice for you. 349 00:22:29,165 --> 00:22:33,578 Don't tell her you don't drink, she'll think you're a boy scout. 350 00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:35,502 And don't get nervous. 351 00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:39,212 The only bad thing is if she turns out to be a virgin 352 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,334 or a cop. 353 00:22:41,386 --> 00:22:44,173 With my luck, she'll turn out to be both. 354 00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:46,131 You know he's right. 355 00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:50,262 A lot of women are turned on by a masculine, earthy quality. 356 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:55,143 I shouldn't have put so much Binoca under my arms. 357 00:22:55,191 --> 00:22:58,809 Wouldn't it be great if we hit it off at first sight? 358 00:22:59,695 --> 00:23:03,396 Why not? They say that dames are simple. 359 00:23:04,408 --> 00:23:07,991 I never met one who didn't understand a slap in the mouth 360 00:23:08,037 --> 00:23:10,113 or a slug from a.45. 361 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,413 Come here, Sharon. 362 00:23:16,712 --> 00:23:18,919 You are fantastic. 363 00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:24,046 Up until tonight, the doctors had told me that I was frigid. 364 00:23:24,095 --> 00:23:27,629 I want to thank you for proving them wrong. 365 00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:32,142 You got any girl friends with the same problem, bring them over. 366 00:23:32,186 --> 00:23:35,970 When Dick and Linda spoke of you, they used terms like, 367 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:38,596 "brilliant" and "genius" 368 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,102 but they didn't say that you were also an animal. 369 00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:46,073 Sorry I had to slap you around, sweetheart, 370 00:23:46,116 --> 00:23:49,450 but you got hysterical when I said "No more." 371 00:24:05,594 --> 00:24:07,551 It's Linda. 372 00:24:09,473 --> 00:24:13,305 I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick, they're out parking. 373 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:16,187 He sent me in to make sure everything's OK. 374 00:24:16,230 --> 00:24:18,388 I didn't realise it was so late. 375 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,524 Did you break a bottle of shaving lotion? 376 00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:24,652 - I'm wearing too much? - It's a touch strong. 377 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:27,946 Once we get out into the air, you won't notice. 378 00:24:27,991 --> 00:24:30,233 I better set this place up quickly. 379 00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:33,535 It's fine. We'll just have a quick drink and go. 380 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:37,198 A few carefully-placed objects create the proper impression. 381 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:40,951 You can't leave books lying around like you're reading them! 382 00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:44,124 - It creates an image. - You don't need an image. 383 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:50,088 Got just the thing, my 100-yard-dash medal. 384 00:24:50,138 --> 00:24:54,599 - You can't leave out a track medal. - Why? I paid $20 for it. 385 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:59,726 I got a big decision to make. Do I go with Oscar Peterson 386 00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,931 or Bartok String Quartet No. 5? 387 00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:05,933 Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartok out so everybody can see it. 388 00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,861 That's a good idea. 389 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:12,366 I've never seen anybody go to so much trouble to impress a date. 390 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:16,740 If you devoted so much time to Nancy, I don't see why she left. 391 00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:21,617 I used to write her poems, take her to restaurants and order in French. 392 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,160 The waiter would bring the wrong things. 393 00:25:24,214 --> 00:25:27,131 If you just leaned across and kissed her... 394 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:31,386 I tried. She used to say, "Not here, everybody's staring." 395 00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:34,383 Once, my sleeve caught fire... 396 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:36,638 See, you laughed. It's funny, right? 397 00:25:36,684 --> 00:25:39,602 She took it as a symbol of my clumsiness. 398 00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:45,765 Tremendous poise. I'm an absolute master. 399 00:25:57,538 --> 00:25:59,614 Come on in. 400 00:26:11,093 --> 00:26:14,593 Allan, this is Sharon. 401 00:26:15,723 --> 00:26:19,590 I've got friends on this block, right across the street. 402 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:23,428 Do you know the Gibsons? They're a fantastic couple. 403 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:27,858 - He's an interior decorator. - That's sort of a hobby of mine. 404 00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:35,693 The key to it is to avoid looking like you used a decorator. 405 00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:38,032 I've got to make one quick call. 406 00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:43,580 - Linda, are you wearing Jasmine? - Me? No. 407 00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:47,244 - What are we drinking? - J&B on the rocks. 408 00:26:47,296 --> 00:26:49,253 A Harveys Bristol Cream. 409 00:26:49,298 --> 00:26:51,374 I'll have the usual. 410 00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:55,426 - Bourbon and water. - A bourbon man. 411 00:26:56,055 --> 00:27:00,717 I got to cut down on my drinking. I'm putting away a quart a day. 412 00:27:07,941 --> 00:27:12,687 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 431-5997. 413 00:27:12,738 --> 00:27:15,655 I'll be at... What time did that come in? 414 00:27:20,037 --> 00:27:22,492 Sharon did a movie. 415 00:27:22,539 --> 00:27:25,113 - Underground. - Stag film? 416 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:28,951 Underground, you know, arty, 16mm. 417 00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:33,417 - Allan is interested in cinema. - Really? What do you do? 418 00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:37,215 I'm a writer. Nothing much. Film Weekly. 419 00:27:37,262 --> 00:27:39,338 Articles, essays, criticisms. 420 00:27:39,389 --> 00:27:44,300 This film I did got very good reviews. I got singled out. 421 00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:47,223 Course, I was the only girl in it with nine men. 422 00:27:47,272 --> 00:27:49,846 What's it called? Maybe I saw it. 423 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,604 Gang Bang. 424 00:27:52,652 --> 00:27:57,113 These films have the raunchiest titles. Really, it wasn't sexy. 425 00:27:57,157 --> 00:28:00,989 You were all out of bourbon so I made it straight water. 426 00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:04,535 It's so humid out, I think it's going to rain. 427 00:28:04,581 --> 00:28:08,744 Maybe that's why I have a headache. I get terrible sinus attacks. 428 00:28:08,793 --> 00:28:11,794 You should have them drained. 429 00:28:11,838 --> 00:28:14,412 That's why it's silly to go the Pier. 430 00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:17,550 Could you turn the music down a little bit? 431 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:19,670 Of course. 432 00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:24,058 Why go to an outdoor restaurant in the rain? 433 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:28,098 - We used to go walking in the rain. - I love the rain. 434 00:28:28,146 --> 00:28:31,930 It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. 435 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,740 Gee, Allan, you really have the delicate touch. 436 00:28:42,785 --> 00:28:47,246 He's a trifle tense, he had some misfortune with his wife. 437 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:50,374 - His wife? - His ex-wife. She's gone. 438 00:28:50,418 --> 00:28:52,458 - She's dead. - How awful. 439 00:28:52,503 --> 00:28:54,745 She's not really dead. 440 00:28:54,797 --> 00:28:58,131 Technically not dead, but we're not dating. 441 00:28:58,176 --> 00:29:02,043 - She left him. - I'm sorry. 442 00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:24,398 - Is he on anything? - He's been under some strain lately. 443 00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:32,075 This is Mr Christie, I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company. 444 00:29:32,126 --> 00:29:36,788 That's 824-7996. 445 00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:39,377 Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye. 446 00:29:40,384 --> 00:29:46,008 What's interesting is when they eat rice with chopsticks authentically, 447 00:29:46,056 --> 00:29:50,765 they bring it up to their mouths in a shovelling move with your arm. 448 00:29:57,985 --> 00:30:00,061 What's the matter? 449 00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:03,481 Would you excuse me a second? I'll be right back. 450 00:30:06,994 --> 00:30:09,746 - She likes me. - What? 451 00:30:09,788 --> 00:30:13,656 I can read women. She wants me to come on with her. 452 00:30:13,709 --> 00:30:16,959 She digs me. She's playing it very coolly. 453 00:30:17,004 --> 00:30:19,756 I'm going to come on with her later. 454 00:30:22,926 --> 00:30:27,054 - Good night and thanks for dinner. - It's only ten o'clock. 455 00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:29,932 I have a headache and I have to get up early. 456 00:30:29,975 --> 00:30:32,466 - I'll walk you upstairs. - It's OK. 457 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:35,188 This city's a jungle, I better go. 458 00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:38,765 If I'm not down in an hour, sublet my apartment. 459 00:30:43,488 --> 00:30:45,481 You know any other girls? 460 00:30:45,532 --> 00:30:48,284 I don't know if any of them are his type. 461 00:30:48,326 --> 00:30:50,864 Most of the girls I know are normal. 462 00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:52,988 He's just over-anxious. 463 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,574 As soon as she came over he went into his act. 464 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,503 Well, night. 465 00:31:02,549 --> 00:31:06,084 You know, Sharon, a dame like you and a guy like... 466 00:31:10,223 --> 00:31:12,512 How'd it go with Sharon? 467 00:31:14,728 --> 00:31:16,601 Really? 468 00:31:17,731 --> 00:31:20,981 I keep striking out with women and you keep laughing. 469 00:31:21,026 --> 00:31:24,276 Everybody's insecure, Allan, not just you. 470 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,396 No, you're wrong, Dick is. 471 00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:30,070 Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst. 472 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:34,246 - How many times a week do you go? - Three, but one is group. 473 00:31:34,289 --> 00:31:37,159 Anyone in your group who'd be good for me? 474 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:41,621 Emotionally disturbed women are interesting. A pervert or something. 475 00:31:42,464 --> 00:31:46,793 Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"? 476 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:48,919 It'll strictly be sex. 477 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:51,342 She's too weird for a relationship. 478 00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:53,465 I don't mind just sex. 479 00:31:53,516 --> 00:31:56,802 I'd prefer a girl that doesn't get hung up on me. 480 00:31:56,853 --> 00:31:59,344 I definitely think we should try it. 481 00:31:59,397 --> 00:32:03,608 I really appreciate this. I know it must be a drag for you. 482 00:32:03,651 --> 00:32:06,224 You know who's not insecure? Bogart. 483 00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:09,730 That's not real life. You set too high a standard. 484 00:32:09,782 --> 00:32:13,198 If you're gonna identify, who am I gonna pick? My rabbi? 485 00:32:13,244 --> 00:32:17,076 - Bogart's a perfect image. - You don't need to, you're you. 486 00:32:17,123 --> 00:32:19,958 I know that you can't believe that. 487 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:22,242 Anyway, onward to Jennifer. 488 00:32:55,411 --> 00:32:59,491 Allan, I won't deny it. I'm a nymphomaniac. 489 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:04,249 I discovered sex very early. I slept with everybody. 490 00:33:04,295 --> 00:33:07,580 My schoolteacher, my sister's husband, 491 00:33:07,631 --> 00:33:10,834 the string section of the New York Philharmonic. 492 00:33:10,884 --> 00:33:14,218 I want to have sex all the time, play all the time 493 00:33:14,263 --> 00:33:17,846 otherwise you're just down, and why be down? 494 00:33:17,891 --> 00:33:20,809 The best way to get up is sex. 495 00:33:21,478 --> 00:33:23,554 I'm not like my sisters. 496 00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:27,306 They're so inhibited, they never want to do anything. 497 00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:30,810 I believe in having sex as often, as freely 498 00:33:30,863 --> 00:33:33,698 and as intensely as possible. 499 00:33:36,201 --> 00:33:38,573 What do you take me for? 500 00:33:40,914 --> 00:33:43,488 How did I misread those signs? 501 00:33:45,168 --> 00:33:47,659 This stuff just knocks me out. 502 00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:51,331 We're in a room that has some of the highest achievements 503 00:33:51,383 --> 00:33:55,250 - of Western civilisation. - There's no girls. 504 00:33:56,054 --> 00:33:58,213 Look at the Rouault. Look. 505 00:33:59,599 --> 00:34:01,675 It's pretty. 506 00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:06,596 If you could have any painting, what would you pick? 507 00:34:06,648 --> 00:34:09,056 - A van Gogh. Any van Gogh. - Me too. 508 00:34:09,109 --> 00:34:13,854 I feel a mystical attraction for van Gogh. Why is that? 509 00:34:13,905 --> 00:34:17,950 I don't know. I just know he cut off his ear for a girl he loved. 510 00:34:17,993 --> 00:34:20,863 That's the kind of thing you'd do for a girl. 511 00:34:20,912 --> 00:34:23,237 I'd have to like her a lot. 512 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,374 I wonder if Dick would cut his ear off for me? 513 00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:29,621 I don't think you should ask him. He's very busy. 514 00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:32,956 It must be fantastic to be loved so intensely. 515 00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:38,504 Why don't we split and see if there's any action at the Berkeley Museum? 516 00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:40,761 There's one. 517 00:34:41,766 --> 00:34:45,135 - She's great. - Go ahead, speak to her. 518 00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:48,140 - No, are you kidding? - Go on. 519 00:34:48,189 --> 00:34:50,265 Go on, give it a try. 520 00:34:50,316 --> 00:34:53,151 That's what we're here for. Go on. 521 00:34:53,194 --> 00:34:55,353 Casual. 522 00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:03,991 It's a lovely Jackson Pollock. 523 00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:06,114 Yes, it is. 524 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,492 What does it say to you? 525 00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:13,244 It restates the negativeness of the universe. 526 00:35:13,297 --> 00:35:18,754 The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. 527 00:35:18,803 --> 00:35:23,928 The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity 528 00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:28,138 like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void 529 00:35:28,187 --> 00:35:32,351 with nothing but waste, horror and degradation 530 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:37,394 forming a useless straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. 531 00:35:38,489 --> 00:35:42,866 - What are you doing Saturday? - Committing suicide. 532 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:45,033 What about Friday night? 533 00:35:50,418 --> 00:35:54,961 If they're beautiful, they're crazy. Beauty drives a woman crazy. 534 00:35:55,005 --> 00:35:57,082 What's he ranting about? 535 00:35:57,132 --> 00:35:59,968 Why am I going to the beach? I hate the beach. 536 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:02,299 I don't like swimming or the sun. 537 00:36:02,346 --> 00:36:05,762 I'm red-headed, fair-skinned. I don't tan, I stroke. 538 00:36:05,808 --> 00:36:08,928 A lot of good women go to the beach at weekends. 539 00:36:08,978 --> 00:36:11,266 Secretaries, receptionists. 540 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:14,231 I want a really, really, great woman. 541 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:17,478 Well, Madame Curie's dead, who else is there? 542 00:36:17,528 --> 00:36:19,853 I thought you were too busy to go away. 543 00:36:19,905 --> 00:36:23,440 A few guys from the office are going, I've got a few meetings. 544 00:36:23,492 --> 00:36:26,030 Do you think we'll get to see you? 545 00:36:26,078 --> 00:36:29,363 - I got you pencilled in for dinner. - Very funny. 546 00:36:29,414 --> 00:36:32,451 - Are there spiders at the beach? - Come on! 547 00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:37,163 Anything with more than two legs that walks across my chest kills me. 548 00:36:37,214 --> 00:36:40,914 - We got to find him a broad. - That's for sure! 549 00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:44,633 - I'm carsick. - Come on, Allan! 550 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,886 We're gonna drop you in the bay. 551 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:52,844 This is Mr Christie, I'm longer at 731-0711. 552 00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:58,353 I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. 553 00:36:58,402 --> 00:37:01,853 - What a terrific beach house. - Glad you like it. 554 00:37:01,905 --> 00:37:04,478 Let's burn it down for the insurance. 555 00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:09,444 There's a single bed in here! What happens if I get lucky? 556 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,619 You make love on the beach. 557 00:37:11,665 --> 00:37:13,704 On the beach? 558 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:17,997 I'll be making love in the sand and the tide will come in and carry me off. 559 00:37:18,046 --> 00:37:20,667 I'll score and drown at the same time. 560 00:37:21,925 --> 00:37:25,673 Look at that, that is pretty. Look out there. 561 00:37:27,138 --> 00:37:30,590 That's really beautiful. The fog's gonna creep in. 562 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:35,682 Look, you can see the seagulls flying over the cesspool. 563 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:46,280 This is fun. I haven't been to a place like this in a long time. 564 00:37:46,324 --> 00:37:50,025 I'm getting a heart attack, I can't believe that girl. 565 00:37:51,162 --> 00:37:54,199 I'm at 392-8098. 566 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:14,973 She's a doll. I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for her. 567 00:38:15,019 --> 00:38:17,557 Why don't you ask her to dance? 568 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:19,681 I can't. I don't know her. 569 00:38:23,361 --> 00:38:28,319 I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early to play tennis with the guys. 570 00:38:28,366 --> 00:38:30,240 You wanna dance? 571 00:38:30,284 --> 00:38:34,116 We can't do those dances, you have to be under 16 to look good. 572 00:38:34,163 --> 00:38:38,078 I love you, miss, whoever you are. I want to have your child. 573 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:41,494 - All right, get up and do it. - No, I can't dance. 574 00:38:41,546 --> 00:38:45,413 I'm scared. I had measles as a child, my body won't function. 575 00:38:45,466 --> 00:38:47,542 Come on, go. 576 00:38:50,179 --> 00:38:55,090 Now, start dancing. You ready? Keep count. And it's one, two... 577 00:38:55,142 --> 00:38:57,514 One, two. 578 00:38:57,561 --> 00:39:00,313 Right. Go ahead, say something to her. 579 00:39:03,025 --> 00:39:05,101 One, two... 580 00:39:09,573 --> 00:39:12,064 Try something more meaningful. 581 00:39:14,828 --> 00:39:16,786 Three, four... 582 00:39:22,211 --> 00:39:24,287 Speak to her. 583 00:39:28,425 --> 00:39:30,501 Are you interested in dancing? 584 00:39:30,552 --> 00:39:32,628 Get lost, creep. 585 00:39:34,848 --> 00:39:37,885 - What did she say? - She'd rather not. 586 00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,572 Even if we buy two more lots, we'll have to wait. 587 00:39:53,617 --> 00:39:57,449 - It's cheaper to hold on to them. - The price will move. 588 00:39:57,496 --> 00:40:01,659 It'll require using our current holdings as collateral. 589 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:04,626 You've got a lot going for you. 590 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:09,378 You're bright, funny and you're romantic, if you'd only believe it. 591 00:40:09,424 --> 00:40:12,461 Why put on a mask every time you meet a girl? 592 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,010 Will we be able to build? Even in the new tax year? 593 00:40:16,056 --> 00:40:18,926 Why build if the interest rate might go down? 594 00:40:18,975 --> 00:40:21,051 I keep telling you, 595 00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:23,890 be yourself and a girl will fall in love with you. 596 00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:27,272 You've been great, spending your time with me. 597 00:40:28,109 --> 00:40:32,024 - I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball. - Are you? 598 00:40:32,072 --> 00:40:36,069 It'll make a big difference. If you're gonna pay $600 a lot... 599 00:40:36,117 --> 00:40:38,110 It's a great opportunity. 600 00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:41,032 You may have half a per cent more interest rate. 601 00:40:42,332 --> 00:40:45,748 I got you a present cos I know it's your birthday. 602 00:40:45,794 --> 00:40:47,870 How'd you know? 603 00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:50,626 You mentioned the date and I remembered it. 604 00:40:50,674 --> 00:40:54,173 It's the same date my mother had her hysterectomy. 605 00:40:58,348 --> 00:41:02,048 It's lovely. It's beautiful. 606 00:41:02,101 --> 00:41:03,975 A plastic skunk. 607 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:08,397 It's so cute and I heard you say skunks are your favourite animals. 608 00:41:10,109 --> 00:41:12,019 I'm so touched. 609 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,228 - You like it? - I love it. 610 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,234 It doesn't do anything, it's just a skunk. 611 00:41:17,283 --> 00:41:20,118 She liked your present better than mine. 612 00:41:20,161 --> 00:41:23,577 She's usually so excited when I get her something 613 00:41:23,623 --> 00:41:26,161 but all she could talk about was her skunk. 614 00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:28,367 It's your imagination. 615 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,791 I don't know. She's moody lately. 616 00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:33,376 - Cos you neglect her. - I know. 617 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:36,627 - Did she say something? - She doesn't have to. 618 00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:40,426 I see the two of you together. Plus she said something. 619 00:41:40,473 --> 00:41:43,046 It's nothing we haven't been through. 620 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,018 She's very insecure, she needs attention. 621 00:41:46,062 --> 00:41:50,142 What's she insecure about? She knows I'm crazy about her. 622 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:53,690 Why, because I'm too busy now to always dote on her? 623 00:41:53,736 --> 00:41:56,144 Linda's used to being fussed over. 624 00:41:56,197 --> 00:41:59,696 She's always been pretty, high marks in college. 625 00:41:59,742 --> 00:42:04,119 I sometimes think she married me because I didn't fawn over her. 626 00:42:04,163 --> 00:42:06,535 But you must admit you're driven. 627 00:42:06,582 --> 00:42:09,916 Do you know what's happening in the stock market? 628 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,796 - Where are we going? - There she is. 629 00:42:12,838 --> 00:42:17,299 She works in my office. She just broke up with her boyfriend. 630 00:42:17,343 --> 00:42:20,794 - There's too many people at the table. - Come on! 631 00:42:20,846 --> 00:42:23,218 I don't want to. We'll do it later. 632 00:42:23,265 --> 00:42:25,970 - What shall I say? - Ask her to dinner. 633 00:42:26,018 --> 00:42:28,935 I can't. Why can't you and Linda come... 634 00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:31,055 Cos I have to work late. 635 00:42:31,106 --> 00:42:33,395 Julie, this is Allan Felix. 636 00:42:33,442 --> 00:42:36,194 Would you like to go to dinner tonight? 637 00:42:36,236 --> 00:42:40,234 - That's right to the point. - That was pretty fast! 638 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,483 Forgive me, I'm... 639 00:42:43,535 --> 00:42:45,362 It needed tossing anyhow. 640 00:42:50,918 --> 00:42:54,121 Let's go in there and get stoned and watch the freaks. 641 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:57,504 You sure you don't want to go to the movies? 642 00:42:57,549 --> 00:42:59,625 Come on! 643 00:43:15,317 --> 00:43:17,724 - You wanna dance? - No, thanks. 644 00:43:17,778 --> 00:43:19,900 I didn't ask you, I asked her. 645 00:43:19,946 --> 00:43:22,520 I don't wanna dance either. 646 00:43:24,659 --> 00:43:28,242 - What the hell is this? - 7 Up. 647 00:43:28,288 --> 00:43:30,696 I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders. 648 00:43:30,749 --> 00:43:34,082 My hand shakes. It's like battle fatigue... 649 00:43:35,128 --> 00:43:37,370 He kills me. 650 00:43:37,422 --> 00:43:39,794 What's your name, honey? 651 00:43:41,176 --> 00:43:45,090 - It's a nice name. - Must get her back to the orphanage. 652 00:43:45,138 --> 00:43:48,721 I take her out once a year to the zoo and the circus. Excuse me. 653 00:43:48,767 --> 00:43:52,432 - Sit down. - I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early. 654 00:43:52,479 --> 00:43:55,563 Going to a temple, it's my people's Sabbath. 655 00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:01,937 - Come here. - Chris is coming over, is he? 656 00:44:01,988 --> 00:44:05,108 I want you to meet this good-looking broad. 657 00:44:05,158 --> 00:44:07,234 Thanks for inviting us over. 658 00:44:07,285 --> 00:44:10,369 - Just get right in here. - I love parties. 659 00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:13,663 You'd look real good on the back of my chopper. 660 00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:18,879 Have you fellas seen the new production of The Trojan Women? 661 00:44:21,674 --> 00:44:23,714 What are you doing? 662 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,836 Financial reports. 663 00:44:25,887 --> 00:44:27,963 Which are not fun. 664 00:44:29,348 --> 00:44:31,886 Have you seen Allan around lately? 665 00:44:32,977 --> 00:44:36,393 Oh, he was here before. He's out tonight. 666 00:44:37,815 --> 00:44:41,018 - On a date? - Yes, I fixed him up. 667 00:44:41,068 --> 00:44:43,061 You did? 668 00:44:44,155 --> 00:44:46,231 Who with? 669 00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:48,405 One of the girls at the office. 670 00:44:49,494 --> 00:44:51,570 Which one? 671 00:44:52,705 --> 00:44:56,156 - Which one is she? Do I know her? - Very sexy. 672 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:59,328 And bright. I think they'll like each other. 673 00:44:59,378 --> 00:45:02,213 Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes? 674 00:45:02,256 --> 00:45:04,545 Blonde, big eyes, very earthy, 675 00:45:04,592 --> 00:45:07,047 wears those see-through blouses. 676 00:45:07,094 --> 00:45:09,170 Every guy in the office likes her. 677 00:45:09,221 --> 00:45:11,463 You think she's right for Allan? 678 00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:15,267 Cos to me, she doesn't seem like the type. 679 00:45:15,311 --> 00:45:18,644 - He liked her. - Really? 680 00:45:20,399 --> 00:45:22,522 How do you know? 681 00:45:22,568 --> 00:45:24,644 I could feel it. 682 00:45:24,695 --> 00:45:28,527 - Did he say anything? - Hey, I'm trying to work. 683 00:45:28,574 --> 00:45:30,650 OK, I'm sorry. 684 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:38,492 - Those guys are following us. - Don't worry, I'm a fast runner. 685 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:42,456 - Where're you going with that chick? - Don't look back. 686 00:45:42,504 --> 00:45:45,873 - I'm scared. - I'll go into my fake limp. 687 00:45:45,924 --> 00:45:48,296 Let's all go on a little party. 688 00:45:48,343 --> 00:45:50,585 Fellas, I'm a veteran. 689 00:45:50,637 --> 00:45:53,971 Get rid of this creep and I'll take you for a ride. 690 00:45:54,016 --> 00:45:56,970 Take your hands off her! Did I say that? 691 00:45:57,019 --> 00:45:59,640 All right, shorty, let's go... 692 00:46:00,939 --> 00:46:05,601 - Your tattoo's coming off on my neck. - I'm gonna start screaming! 693 00:46:05,652 --> 00:46:08,108 Don't worry, I can handle this. 694 00:46:12,326 --> 00:46:14,484 Start screaming. 695 00:46:25,046 --> 00:46:28,047 - Allan, is that you? - Yes. 696 00:46:28,091 --> 00:46:31,258 - How'd it go? - I got into a fight. 697 00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:35,671 What? You got into a fight? With who? 698 00:46:35,724 --> 00:46:39,971 Some guys got tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson. 699 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:42,308 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 700 00:46:42,355 --> 00:46:47,432 I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist and hit one in the knee with my nose. 701 00:46:48,528 --> 00:46:51,814 - Where's Julie? - She ran off with the leader. 702 00:46:51,865 --> 00:46:56,443 They're getting married. It never would have worked between us. 703 00:46:56,494 --> 00:47:01,156 She's Protestant, I'm Catholic, it's a great religious abyss. 704 00:47:01,207 --> 00:47:06,202 - Who were these guys? - They said they were hairdressers. 705 00:47:06,254 --> 00:47:09,753 - Hard to believe. - You want us to call a doctor? 706 00:47:09,799 --> 00:47:13,133 No, I'm fine. I could use a three-foot Band-Aid 707 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:15,668 until the pain subsides. 708 00:47:15,722 --> 00:47:20,300 She's laughing and my sex life is turning into the Petrified Forest. 709 00:47:21,436 --> 00:47:23,594 Very funny. 710 00:47:40,288 --> 00:47:45,080 Ten million women in the country and I can't wind up with one. 711 00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:50,082 Come on, you had some laughs with Linda. 712 00:47:50,131 --> 00:47:54,211 There's no pressure with Linda, I'm not trying to make her. 713 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:57,463 I'm sure if I met her on a date, we'd have no fun. 714 00:47:57,513 --> 00:48:00,763 The girls I try and score with I can't get to first base. 715 00:48:28,836 --> 00:48:32,703 I'm turning into the strike-out king of San Francisco. 716 00:48:32,756 --> 00:48:37,798 What do you expect? I always said you were not the romantic type. 717 00:48:37,845 --> 00:48:40,217 What's the matter with me, Nancy? 718 00:48:40,264 --> 00:48:44,214 You're a dreamer, you're awkward, you're clumsy. 719 00:48:44,268 --> 00:48:48,479 They can see how desperate you are. You've said it yourself. 720 00:48:48,522 --> 00:48:52,602 Don't go by that girl tonight. I was toying with her. 721 00:48:52,651 --> 00:48:56,815 Face it, you may be very sweet but you're not sexy. 722 00:48:56,864 --> 00:49:00,696 Don't be so sure. You never said that when we were married. 723 00:49:01,452 --> 00:49:03,409 I was thinking it. 724 00:49:04,788 --> 00:49:07,493 I bet she was. 725 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:11,704 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm while we were married 726 00:49:11,753 --> 00:49:14,161 or did she fake it that night? 727 00:49:17,092 --> 00:49:19,168 Is this the Perry residence? 728 00:49:20,345 --> 00:49:22,421 Can I speak to Marilyn? 729 00:49:24,224 --> 00:49:26,929 An old friend of hers, I dated her once. 730 00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:30,012 Do you remember? 731 00:49:30,063 --> 00:49:32,637 I'm stunned! It was 11 years ago. 732 00:49:32,691 --> 00:49:37,068 That's right. Short with red hair and glasses. 733 00:49:37,112 --> 00:49:39,401 No, that's cleared up. 734 00:49:41,783 --> 00:49:44,321 How can I get in touch with her? 735 00:49:45,412 --> 00:49:47,535 Really? 736 00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:49,739 She still feels that way? 737 00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,826 It's been 11 years. 738 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,625 When did you last speak with her? 739 00:49:59,175 --> 00:50:01,251 Last week. 740 00:50:01,302 --> 00:50:05,763 And she specified that she didn't want you to give me the number? 741 00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:08,723 I see. 742 00:50:08,768 --> 00:50:10,844 OK, thank you. 743 00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:20,354 Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr Felix is? 744 00:50:20,405 --> 00:50:23,738 - Right through that door. - Thank you. 745 00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:31,873 - Are you busy? - What are you doing here? 746 00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:34,454 - I don't feel so hot. - What's wrong? 747 00:50:34,502 --> 00:50:37,207 What do you have for an anxiety attack? 748 00:50:37,255 --> 00:50:39,828 Everything, I'm a drugstore. 749 00:50:39,882 --> 00:50:42,420 I have this throbbing in my stomach. 750 00:50:42,468 --> 00:50:45,006 How do know it's anxiety and not fear? 751 00:50:45,054 --> 00:50:48,174 - My stomach's jumpy. - Is it hard to breathe? 752 00:50:48,224 --> 00:50:50,762 I feel frightened and I don't know why. 753 00:50:50,810 --> 00:50:53,515 - I get that. - Is it fear or anxiety? 754 00:50:53,563 --> 00:50:55,888 Homosexual panic. 755 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:59,688 I always get this way when Dick goes on a business trip. 756 00:50:59,735 --> 00:51:01,692 He had to fly to Cleveland. 757 00:51:01,737 --> 00:51:04,026 I got up, drove him to the airport 758 00:51:04,073 --> 00:51:06,611 and threw up in the United Airlines terminal. 759 00:51:06,659 --> 00:51:08,533 I've thrown up there. 760 00:51:08,578 --> 00:51:11,151 I don't know what it is that upsets me. 761 00:51:11,205 --> 00:51:14,989 Fear of separation. I had to go to Washington once, 762 00:51:15,042 --> 00:51:17,367 and although I was leaving, I got sick 763 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,626 and when I returned, my wife threw up. 764 00:51:19,672 --> 00:51:23,800 My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty because I want him to go. 765 00:51:23,843 --> 00:51:25,716 I can't understand you. 766 00:51:25,761 --> 00:51:29,011 You're a knockout, why are you a mass of symptoms? 767 00:51:29,056 --> 00:51:31,132 Why is anybody screwed up? 768 00:51:31,183 --> 00:51:33,935 I guess it happens when you're a child. 769 00:51:33,978 --> 00:51:38,307 You think you're ugly, your parents divorce, you feel abandoned. 770 00:51:38,357 --> 00:51:40,433 You must have the same thing. 771 00:51:40,484 --> 00:51:43,818 My parents never got divorced, although I begged them to. 772 00:51:43,862 --> 00:51:48,275 I know you think I'm nice, I appreciate it. It's good for my ego. 773 00:51:48,325 --> 00:51:50,532 And I'm hypercritical. 774 00:51:50,577 --> 00:51:54,029 I have a tendency to reject before I get rejected. 775 00:51:54,081 --> 00:51:56,239 That way I save time and money. 776 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:03,370 - No date tonight? - I had a date but she called it off. 777 00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:05,500 Some kind of Polish holiday. 778 00:52:06,468 --> 00:52:09,588 Why don't we go out to dinner and hit a movie? 779 00:52:09,638 --> 00:52:12,425 I have a better idea. Have dinner at my house. 780 00:52:12,474 --> 00:52:14,763 The Big Sleep's on tonight. 781 00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:17,431 Do you have anything for me to cook? 782 00:52:17,479 --> 00:52:20,350 Frozen steaks and a bottle of champagne. 783 00:52:20,399 --> 00:52:22,806 What are you doing with champagne? 784 00:52:22,859 --> 00:52:27,272 I tried to cook to impress a girl. Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker. 785 00:52:27,322 --> 00:52:30,442 - How was it? - I don't know. It's still on the wall. 786 00:52:30,492 --> 00:52:34,110 - I'll buy some stuff and bring it over. - Fabulous. 787 00:52:34,162 --> 00:52:37,247 I'll get some asparagus, salad and dessert. 788 00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:41,418 I love to cook but I never get a chance. Dick's always so busy. 789 00:52:41,461 --> 00:52:43,584 Get a whole lot of stuff. 790 00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:46,880 You can open the champagne but not just for me. 791 00:52:46,925 --> 00:52:51,254 I'll have one with you but you have to put me to bed if I dance naked. 792 00:52:55,850 --> 00:52:59,848 This is gonna be great. I've got a terrific rapport with Linda. 793 00:52:59,896 --> 00:53:01,972 I hate to see her depressed. 794 00:53:02,023 --> 00:53:07,184 It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in. Build a little fire. 795 00:53:07,237 --> 00:53:10,440 I'll get some candles, set up some atmosphere. 796 00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:12,364 Open the champagne. 797 00:53:12,408 --> 00:53:16,240 Women are suckers for champagne, it makes them crazy. 798 00:53:16,287 --> 00:53:20,451 It makes them crazy? What the hell am I talking about here? 799 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,576 This is Linda, Dick's wife. 800 00:53:23,503 --> 00:53:26,076 So, you finally fell in love with her? 801 00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:30,958 - I just got carried away for a minute. - You don't have to feel guilty. 802 00:53:31,010 --> 00:53:36,253 Over what? Two lonely people with lots in common have dinner together. 803 00:53:36,307 --> 00:53:40,720 - We're platonic friends. - That's not how she thinks of you. 804 00:53:40,770 --> 00:53:43,890 - How can you tell? - Does she have to attack you? 805 00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:47,143 Don't get those candles, they're for a Jewish holiday! 806 00:53:47,193 --> 00:53:52,069 - She's my friend's wife. - She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up. 807 00:53:52,114 --> 00:53:55,115 - She loves you, not him. - He's not romantic. 808 00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:57,531 - He could be. - Don't listen to him. 809 00:53:57,578 --> 00:54:00,864 - Don't listen to her. - We're in a supermarket. 810 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:05,167 Get a grip on yourself, she's married. 811 00:54:05,211 --> 00:54:07,998 And to your best friend. 812 00:54:08,047 --> 00:54:11,167 They're never gonna get a divorce either. 813 00:54:11,217 --> 00:54:13,708 Why can't I ever get a break? 814 00:54:13,761 --> 00:54:16,086 I'd like you to do me a favour. 815 00:54:16,138 --> 00:54:20,183 I've fallen in love with another woman, it just happened. 816 00:54:20,226 --> 00:54:23,476 We're going to live in Alaska, she's an Eskimo. 817 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:28,266 I thought perhaps while I'm gone, you'd look after Linda. 818 00:54:28,317 --> 00:54:31,733 - Of course. - Well, I'm off to Alaska. 819 00:54:31,779 --> 00:54:35,064 If you need me, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290. 820 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:49,086 I'm so tense. I don't know what's wrong. 821 00:54:50,172 --> 00:54:52,414 She'll be here any second. 822 00:54:52,466 --> 00:54:55,384 She is always complimenting me. 823 00:54:55,427 --> 00:55:00,089 I know she likes me but does she like me that way? 824 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,889 What the hell? I could test her. 825 00:55:04,853 --> 00:55:06,810 I could make an advance. 826 00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:09,180 What could possibly go wrong? 827 00:55:10,275 --> 00:55:12,351 - Don't! - It was meant to be. 828 00:55:12,402 --> 00:55:14,940 Take your hands off me. Are you crazy? 829 00:55:14,988 --> 00:55:19,152 - Linda, my love. - I'm a married woman. Rape! 830 00:55:19,201 --> 00:55:21,490 Let's not get carried away. 831 00:55:21,536 --> 00:55:23,612 I'm not an appealing guy. 832 00:55:24,665 --> 00:55:27,582 The thought that Linda could fall for me, 833 00:55:27,626 --> 00:55:29,915 I'm kidding myself. 834 00:55:29,962 --> 00:55:32,535 Where the hell is she anyhow? 835 00:55:32,589 --> 00:55:36,539 By now she could have had her steak and been out of here. 836 00:55:41,807 --> 00:55:46,136 I feel so light, that lithium I took today is really working. 837 00:55:46,186 --> 00:55:49,472 Maybe you'd better not have any champagne. 838 00:55:49,523 --> 00:55:53,734 No, if I get carried away, you can always call the police. 839 00:55:53,777 --> 00:55:57,193 - How long is Dick away for? - He's back tomorrow. 840 00:55:57,238 --> 00:56:00,405 There's a new Truffaut film, we should go see it. 841 00:56:00,450 --> 00:56:02,608 Come on, we're all set for here. 842 00:56:02,661 --> 00:56:07,702 Besides, it's starting to rain and that great Ida Lupino movie's on. 843 00:56:07,749 --> 00:56:12,625 She's married but gets involved with her husband's best friend. 844 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:15,588 - How does it end? - She kills the men. 845 00:56:15,632 --> 00:56:19,499 - Let's go out. - No, I really want to see the movie. 846 00:56:19,552 --> 00:56:25,057 It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it is possible to love two people at once? 847 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:28,219 - What do you mean? - A wife, happily married, 848 00:56:28,269 --> 00:56:30,974 suddenly finds she loves another man. 849 00:56:31,022 --> 00:56:35,850 Not that she doesn't love her husband just that she loves somebody else. 850 00:56:35,902 --> 00:56:37,978 Do you think that's possible? 851 00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:40,105 - Do you? - Very. 852 00:56:40,156 --> 00:56:43,110 Very possible and probably very common. 853 00:56:43,159 --> 00:56:45,567 Love is such a strange phenomenon. 854 00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,743 Strange and exquisite. 855 00:56:48,289 --> 00:56:51,290 - Go ahead, make your move. - No, I can't. 856 00:56:51,334 --> 00:56:53,825 - Take her and kiss her. - Is anything wrong? 857 00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:57,828 She wants it. Hurry, before she moves out of position. 858 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,669 - Kiss her, kid. - I'll do the potatoes. 859 00:57:02,303 --> 00:57:05,090 Well, kid, you blew it. 860 00:57:06,182 --> 00:57:08,258 I can't do it. 861 00:57:08,309 --> 00:57:12,935 How's it look? I invite her over and come on like a sex degenerate. 862 00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:17,060 You're getting carried away. You think too much, just do it. 863 00:57:17,109 --> 00:57:19,185 We're platonic friends. 864 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:22,855 I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face. 865 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:25,149 I've had my face slapped plenty. 866 00:57:25,201 --> 00:57:27,739 But your glasses don't go flying across the room. 867 00:57:27,787 --> 00:57:29,826 - You're gonna disappoint her. - I can't. 868 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:34,786 Here we are, you can start on this. 869 00:57:35,503 --> 00:57:39,002 Did you read that another Oakland woman was raped? 870 00:57:39,048 --> 00:57:41,835 I was nowhere near Oakland! 871 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:47,090 - Do they know who did it? - No idea. He must be very clever. 872 00:57:47,139 --> 00:57:50,923 You must be on the ball to rape so many women and get away with it. 873 00:57:50,976 --> 00:57:55,306 If anybody tried to rape me, I'd just pretend to go along with it 874 00:57:55,356 --> 00:57:58,641 and then grab a heavy object and let him have it. 875 00:58:00,527 --> 00:58:03,065 That is unless I was enjoying it. 876 00:58:05,908 --> 00:58:08,446 They say it's every woman's secret desire. 877 00:58:08,494 --> 00:58:11,578 I guess it depends on who's doing the raping. 878 00:58:12,623 --> 00:58:16,703 Why dwell on morbid subjects? Odds are you'll never get raped. 879 00:58:16,752 --> 00:58:18,828 Not with my luck. 880 00:58:20,923 --> 00:58:23,129 I feel so light. 881 00:58:23,175 --> 00:58:26,959 That drink is going right to my head. I'm floating. 882 00:58:27,012 --> 00:58:29,384 - Go ahead, kiss her. - I can't. 883 00:58:29,431 --> 00:58:31,887 - She's ready. - How can you be sure? 884 00:58:31,934 --> 00:58:34,934 - Believe me, I'm sure. - She'll pull back. 885 00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:38,430 She's sitting and waiting. Now, don't screw up. 886 00:58:40,233 --> 00:58:42,807 Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow. 887 00:58:42,861 --> 00:58:46,028 If she screams, I'll pretend it was a joke. 888 00:58:46,072 --> 00:58:48,148 She'd better laugh. 889 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:52,403 The phone! 890 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,415 Yes, she's here. 891 00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:02,374 She came over before. I was going out, I had a Polish date. 892 00:59:02,422 --> 00:59:05,340 It's for you, it's from Cleveland. 893 00:59:05,383 --> 00:59:07,791 - Are you upset? - The ring startled me. 894 00:59:07,844 --> 00:59:11,178 I want her out, I'm gonna cause an international incident! 895 00:59:11,222 --> 00:59:14,971 - Hello, darling. - She loves him. I'm kidding myself. 896 00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:19,644 Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out. 897 00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:22,643 All you got to do is make your move. 898 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:26,737 This is crazy. We'll all wind up in The National Enquirer. 899 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,986 OK, goodbye. 900 00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:30,989 Yes, I will. 901 00:59:31,993 --> 00:59:36,489 Dick sounded down. I think he's having trouble in Cleveland. 902 00:59:36,539 --> 00:59:39,742 How come he never takes you with him on these trips? 903 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:43,576 I'm afraid to fly. My analyst says it's an excuse. 904 00:59:43,630 --> 00:59:45,871 He never asks me along, though. 905 00:59:45,924 --> 00:59:48,960 Maybe he's got something going on the side. 906 00:59:49,010 --> 00:59:52,877 - Would that bother you? - Sure. But not if I didn't know. 907 00:59:52,930 --> 00:59:57,925 I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever had a casual affair with anyone. 908 00:59:57,977 --> 01:00:01,263 I don't think I could have a casual affair. 909 01:00:01,314 --> 01:00:04,018 No, I don't take those things lightly. 910 01:00:04,066 --> 01:00:08,111 If I fell for another man, it'd have to be more than just a fling. 911 01:00:08,154 --> 01:00:11,772 I'd have feel something more serious. Are you shaking? 912 01:00:11,824 --> 01:00:13,698 Just chilly. 913 01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:16,234 It's not very cold. 914 01:00:16,287 --> 01:00:19,288 Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair. 915 01:00:19,332 --> 01:00:21,823 I couldn't take the excitement. 916 01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:24,283 Besides, I'm not glamorous enough. 917 01:00:24,337 --> 01:00:26,578 You're uncommonly beautiful. 918 01:00:26,630 --> 01:00:30,046 When I go out with you and all those beautiful girls, 919 01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:32,299 I feel like life has passed me by. 920 01:00:32,344 --> 01:00:34,966 I should be selling chocolate at Fannie Farmer. 921 01:00:35,014 --> 01:00:37,505 Those girls are not in your league. 922 01:00:37,558 --> 01:00:42,600 Keep talking, you're saving my life. I have such an inferiority complex. 923 01:00:42,646 --> 01:00:45,683 You're doing very well. Now kiss her. 924 01:00:45,733 --> 01:00:48,734 - Please! - You built up to it beautifully. 925 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:52,442 - I don't have the nerve. - Tell her she's beautiful. 926 01:00:52,490 --> 01:00:55,574 - I just told her. - Again. 927 01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:58,951 You really are an unusually beautiful person. 928 01:00:58,996 --> 01:01:03,492 - I don't know what to say... - You're exceptionally beautiful. 929 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:06,626 You're uncommonly beautiful, unusually beautiful... 930 01:01:06,670 --> 01:01:08,829 All right! 931 01:01:08,881 --> 01:01:11,798 It's been so long since anybody said that. 932 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:14,760 - Move closer to her. - How close? 933 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:16,879 The length of your lips. 934 01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:20,299 - That's very close. - Come on, move. 935 01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:29,189 Now what? 936 01:01:29,234 --> 01:01:34,110 Tell her that she moves something in you that you can't control. 937 01:01:34,156 --> 01:01:36,444 - You're kidding! - Go ahead. 938 01:01:36,491 --> 01:01:38,698 - It's corny. - She'll love it. 939 01:01:38,744 --> 01:01:41,448 Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't. 940 01:01:41,496 --> 01:01:44,450 Leave Fred Astaire out of this and say something. 941 01:01:44,499 --> 01:01:47,619 - I've loved our time together. - So have I. 942 01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:50,338 All right? I don't want to use your line. 943 01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:52,622 You're doing fine, kid. 944 01:01:52,674 --> 01:01:57,383 Now, tell her she has the most irresistible eyes you've ever seen. 945 01:01:59,764 --> 01:02:03,892 You have the most eyes I've ever seen on any person. 946 01:02:03,935 --> 01:02:06,307 - Your... - Your hand is trembling. 947 01:02:06,354 --> 01:02:09,024 - That's because you're near. - Pardon? 948 01:02:09,065 --> 01:02:11,141 Tell her that! 949 01:02:12,694 --> 01:02:14,900 That's because you're near. 950 01:02:14,946 --> 01:02:17,651 You really know what to say, don't you? 951 01:02:17,699 --> 01:02:20,700 Now, tell her that you've met a lot of dames 952 01:02:20,744 --> 01:02:24,160 but she is really something special. 953 01:02:24,205 --> 01:02:26,992 - That she won't believe. - Oh, no? 954 01:02:29,669 --> 01:02:32,374 I have met a lot of dames 955 01:02:32,422 --> 01:02:36,040 but you are really something special. 956 01:02:36,092 --> 01:02:37,337 Really? 957 01:02:37,385 --> 01:02:39,591 She bought it! 958 01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:46,935 Put your right hand around her shoulders and pull her close. 959 01:02:46,978 --> 01:02:49,101 - I can't. - Go on! 960 01:02:49,147 --> 01:02:51,223 I'll try. 961 01:02:54,527 --> 01:02:59,522 Now, get ready for the big move and do exactly as I tell you. 962 01:02:59,574 --> 01:03:02,990 I warned you to leave my ex-husband alone. 963 01:03:11,127 --> 01:03:13,618 I guess I better fix the steaks. 964 01:03:17,008 --> 01:03:19,084 Your eyes... 965 01:03:20,344 --> 01:03:22,503 are like two thick steaks. 966 01:03:22,555 --> 01:03:24,346 Don't! 967 01:03:24,390 --> 01:03:27,426 - I'll pay for the lamp. - I think I love you. 968 01:03:27,476 --> 01:03:29,884 No, I insist on paying for the lamp. 969 01:03:29,937 --> 01:03:33,852 - Forget the lamp. - I'm so clumsy. Take $10. 970 01:03:33,899 --> 01:03:37,648 Forget the damn lamp. Give me $5, we'll call it even. 971 01:03:37,695 --> 01:03:40,186 - Don't! - You're making a mistake. 972 01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:44,984 I was joking. I was just testing you. It was a platonic kiss. 973 01:03:45,036 --> 01:03:48,903 - I think I'd better go home. - You're making a mistake. 974 01:03:48,956 --> 01:03:51,791 - I should go. - If you think I would... 975 01:03:51,834 --> 01:03:53,873 Allan, I'll be fine. 976 01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:59,499 I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. 977 01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:03,382 She's panicky. When she gets home, she'll be hysterical. 978 01:04:03,429 --> 01:04:07,557 What am I gonna tell Dick? She'll probably go to the police. 979 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,803 What did I do? I'm not Bogart, I never will be. 980 01:04:10,853 --> 01:04:12,810 I'm a disgrace to my sex. 981 01:04:12,855 --> 01:04:16,983 I should get a job at an Arabian palace as a eunuch. 982 01:04:17,026 --> 01:04:19,148 That's the vice squad. 983 01:04:21,113 --> 01:04:23,402 Did you say you loved me? 984 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:55,679 I still can't believe it. 985 01:04:56,732 --> 01:04:59,187 I haven't slept that well in years. 986 01:05:00,736 --> 01:05:02,894 Is it noon yet? 987 01:05:02,946 --> 01:05:04,903 No, it's seven. 988 01:05:04,948 --> 01:05:06,822 Seven? 989 01:05:07,701 --> 01:05:09,989 I didn't realise it was so early. 990 01:05:11,413 --> 01:05:14,948 - You were fantastic last night in bed. - Thanks. 991 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:20,040 - How do you feel now? - I think the Pepto-Bismol helped. 992 01:05:21,131 --> 01:05:24,879 What were you thinking about while we were doing it? 993 01:05:24,926 --> 01:05:26,670 Willie Mays. 994 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,053 You always think of baseball players when you make love? 995 01:05:30,098 --> 01:05:31,972 It keeps me going. 996 01:05:32,016 --> 01:05:35,966 I couldn't figure out why you kept yelling "slide". 997 01:05:40,150 --> 01:05:42,937 It'll probably be best if you told Dick. 998 01:05:42,986 --> 01:05:45,062 What'll I say? 999 01:05:46,156 --> 01:05:50,616 It could happen and it happened. It's not your fault or my fault. 1000 01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:54,159 You felt like a woman last night and I felt like a man. 1001 01:05:54,205 --> 01:05:57,621 And that's what those kind of people do. 1002 01:05:57,667 --> 01:06:02,827 But we can't sneak around and have an affair. It's so cheap. 1003 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,296 You know, you've got to be honest with him. 1004 01:06:06,342 --> 01:06:10,803 You just have to tell him the two of you have grown apart 1005 01:06:10,847 --> 01:06:13,219 and you and I have fallen in love. 1006 01:06:13,266 --> 01:06:15,508 - That's if you love me. - I do. 1007 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:17,801 Then we have to tell him the truth. 1008 01:06:17,854 --> 01:06:19,727 I'm so tense. 1009 01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:23,141 I can tell him. I've known him longer than you have. 1010 01:06:23,192 --> 01:06:26,775 - No, I'd prefer to do it. - Maybe you'd better do it. 1011 01:06:26,821 --> 01:06:28,694 Tell him what? 1012 01:06:28,739 --> 01:06:32,322 Tell him that the two of us are right for each other 1013 01:06:32,368 --> 01:06:37,409 and that may be he ought to think about getting his stuff and moving out. 1014 01:06:37,456 --> 01:06:39,947 Maybe you move in with me for a while. 1015 01:06:41,419 --> 01:06:44,373 As long as we handle this in a mature way. 1016 01:06:44,422 --> 01:06:47,838 As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature about it, 1017 01:06:47,883 --> 01:06:52,047 both of us are mature, we can achieve a certain maturation 1018 01:06:52,096 --> 01:06:54,338 that guarantees maturiosity. 1019 01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:57,426 You're mature, Allan, and very wise. 1020 01:06:57,476 --> 01:07:00,098 The key to wiseness is maturiositude. 1021 01:07:01,689 --> 01:07:04,606 Why is it always so complicated? 1022 01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:06,726 Lean on me, baby. 1023 01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:09,562 Lean on me. 1024 01:07:27,714 --> 01:07:31,498 If you want me, I'll be home having an anxiety attack. 1025 01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:37,715 Well, kid, she loves you. 1026 01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:42,143 Why not? I was dynamite in bed last night. 1027 01:07:42,187 --> 01:07:46,185 That lucky girl. I gave her my best moves. 1028 01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:07,663 Excuse me, I want to take a look at the music box in the window. 1029 01:08:07,712 --> 01:08:11,295 There's a nice, brown, small music box. 1030 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:29,188 - What are you doing here? - I was calling, didn't you hear? 1031 01:08:29,234 --> 01:08:32,982 No, I was thinking about some stuff. 1032 01:08:33,029 --> 01:08:36,647 - Still daydreaming. How are you? - OK. How are you? 1033 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,033 I just got back from New York. I'm gonna move back there. 1034 01:08:40,078 --> 01:08:41,952 Is that so? 1035 01:08:41,996 --> 01:08:44,072 I don't know what to say! 1036 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:46,200 So, what are you doing? 1037 01:08:47,252 --> 01:08:51,166 You know, the usual. Going to the movies and... 1038 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,456 staring off into space. 1039 01:08:53,508 --> 01:08:55,833 Are you seeing someone? 1040 01:08:58,262 --> 01:09:00,386 I mean, I go out but... 1041 01:09:00,431 --> 01:09:02,590 How are Dick and Linda? 1042 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:06,392 She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know. 1043 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:10,315 You're in better spirits than when I left. 1044 01:09:10,358 --> 01:09:12,979 I am. You got me on an up-day. 1045 01:09:13,027 --> 01:09:15,518 Is this the music box you wanted? 1046 01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:18,363 It's pretty. 1047 01:09:19,492 --> 01:09:24,118 I need to keep my paperclips in something so... You know? 1048 01:09:24,163 --> 01:09:27,413 I have an appointment with the diet doctor. 1049 01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:29,747 You don't seem overweight to me. 1050 01:09:29,794 --> 01:09:32,332 Let's not have that argument again. 1051 01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:34,123 Right. 1052 01:09:35,216 --> 01:09:38,916 - Bye. - So long. It was nice seeing you. 1053 01:09:38,970 --> 01:09:41,046 Thanks. You, too. 1054 01:09:44,058 --> 01:09:46,845 I was real cool. 1055 01:09:46,894 --> 01:09:49,302 Why not? She never understood me. 1056 01:09:49,355 --> 01:09:54,100 I'm complicated. I think Linda understands that. 1057 01:09:54,151 --> 01:09:56,227 Linda finds me exciting. 1058 01:09:56,278 --> 01:09:58,152 Dick'll understand. 1059 01:09:58,197 --> 01:10:01,566 Because of our social encounters a romance has developed. 1060 01:10:01,617 --> 01:10:04,618 It's natural among sophisticated people. 1061 01:10:05,204 --> 01:10:07,873 - You sent for me? - Yes. Drink? Scotch? 1062 01:10:07,915 --> 01:10:10,786 - Fine. - Soda? Linda and I are in love. 1063 01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:14,120 Just as well. My doctor says I have two months to live. 1064 01:10:14,171 --> 01:10:16,958 - Good. Then you don't mind? - Not a bit. 1065 01:10:18,175 --> 01:10:21,176 Dick and I have been through a lot together. 1066 01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:26,261 He's my best friend. This is terrible. This is gonna hurt him, I know it. 1067 01:10:26,308 --> 01:10:30,306 How could they? My wife and my best friend. 1068 01:10:30,354 --> 01:10:32,679 I loved her. And I loved him. 1069 01:10:33,774 --> 01:10:36,182 Why didn't I see it coming? 1070 01:10:36,235 --> 01:10:39,568 Me, who had the foresight to by Polaroid at 8.5. 1071 01:10:42,574 --> 01:10:44,650 Dick is an emotional guy. 1072 01:10:44,701 --> 01:10:48,865 He's liable to... God knows what? Kill himself or something. 1073 01:10:48,914 --> 01:10:51,666 Kill himself? What might he do to you? 1074 01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:55,291 You take a guy's wife, you humiliate him... 1075 01:10:55,337 --> 01:10:59,798 You've seen enough Italian movies. And Dick's got a temper. 1076 01:11:42,342 --> 01:11:44,797 You're supposed to be in Cleveland. 1077 01:11:44,844 --> 01:11:47,596 I had to come home. I got to talk to you. 1078 01:11:49,849 --> 01:11:51,925 I got a problem. 1079 01:11:54,187 --> 01:11:56,061 What do you mean? 1080 01:11:59,818 --> 01:12:02,190 I think Linda's having an affair. 1081 01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:05,853 I called her at home, she's not there. 1082 01:12:05,907 --> 01:12:09,074 Recently, she's been distant, distracted. 1083 01:12:09,118 --> 01:12:12,285 Little things only a husband would notice. 1084 01:12:12,330 --> 01:12:17,158 I don't understand it. You've seen her a lot lately, she's changed. 1085 01:12:17,210 --> 01:12:21,706 The other night she spoke about having an affair in her sleep. 1086 01:12:21,756 --> 01:12:24,959 - Did she mention any names? - Only yours. 1087 01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:28,758 When I woke her, she said it was just a nightmare. 1088 01:12:33,309 --> 01:12:35,978 I keep trying to think of who it could be. 1089 01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:40,481 It's got to be someone I don't know, someone she met through work. 1090 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:45,863 An agent or ad executive, a photographer, maybe an actor. 1091 01:12:45,905 --> 01:12:48,147 - Don't get upset. - I love her. 1092 01:12:48,199 --> 01:12:50,606 If she leaves me, I'll kill myself. 1093 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:53,032 Since when are you so emotional? 1094 01:12:53,079 --> 01:12:56,245 I've never been in love with anyone before. 1095 01:12:56,290 --> 01:12:59,825 If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him. 1096 01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:04,040 I've neglected her and now she's involved with some stud. 1097 01:13:04,090 --> 01:13:08,668 If I haven't already lost her, I'm really gonna make it up to her. 1098 01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:10,925 I'm gonna change. 1099 01:13:10,971 --> 01:13:14,387 I'm gonna make her life with me fun and exciting 1100 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:17,517 cos without her, it wouldn't be worth living. 1101 01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:22,519 I was up all night thinking, "I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive." 1102 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:25,816 Then I panicked and called her. She was out. 1103 01:13:25,861 --> 01:13:28,399 Where the hell did she stay? 1104 01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:31,401 - Calm yourself. - I've got to find her. 1105 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,068 I've got to beg her forgiveness before it's too late. 1106 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:39,200 I want her to get on that plane with me back to Cleveland. 1107 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:41,919 I want to hear her laugh and speak. 1108 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,665 I want to pamper her, take care of her. 1109 01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:48,874 Sorry for carrying on like this 1110 01:13:48,926 --> 01:13:51,962 but you're the only friend who'd understand. 1111 01:13:52,012 --> 01:13:53,886 I understand. 1112 01:13:53,931 --> 01:13:59,138 Look, Allan, if she calls, will you tell her I've got to talk to her? 1113 01:13:59,186 --> 01:14:01,392 Tell her I'll see her at home. 1114 01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:03,976 - OK, I'll tell her. - Thanks. 1115 01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:06,807 Thanks a lot. 1116 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:23,286 How can I break up his home? He's crazy about her. 1117 01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:27,083 I never realised how much. He never realised how much. 1118 01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:37,338 Hello, Linda? 1119 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:40,925 I'm in the middle of a conversation. I'll call you back. 1120 01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:43,768 Don't... 1121 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:52,479 So that's really it? 1122 01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:59,362 Linda, I have to speak to you. Have you told him anything yet? 1123 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,366 - Who is that? Is that him? - This is Allan. 1124 01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:05,950 - Allan, I'll speak to you later. - Don't hang up! 1125 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,850 Listen, this is urgent... You sound terrible. 1126 01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:31,357 Excuse me. 1127 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,313 That wasn't her. 1128 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:39,571 I just hope you know what you're doing. 1129 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:46,116 Is it all right? Is the coast clear? Can I speak? 1130 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:51,250 - I ought to be in Cleveland. - No, wait. 1131 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:54,747 Say... Just answer in... 1132 01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,669 I'll speak to you later. 1133 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:02,589 I don't believe this. 1134 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,976 The airport. 1135 01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:11,184 I've got to speak to her before she says anything to him. 1136 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:20,279 - The Christies just left for the airport. - Together? 1137 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,402 One right after the other. 1138 01:16:22,453 --> 01:16:24,410 Taxi! 1139 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:31,080 I'll tell her it's over, that's all. It was fun but we lost our heads. 1140 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:36,257 What if it's too late? What if Linda's really hooked on me? 1141 01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:41,838 Once a woman's been made love to by somebody who can do it great... 1142 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:45,047 I was incredible last night in bed. 1143 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:49,386 I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. 1144 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:53,601 Love is very different for a woman, it's a complicated phenomenon. 1145 01:16:53,650 --> 01:16:56,521 I've never broken off with a girl before. 1146 01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:59,487 - You said you loved me. - Take it gracefully. 1147 01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:03,232 But the time we've spent together, the closeness. 1148 01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:06,155 You mean too much to me, I can't let you go. 1149 01:17:06,204 --> 01:17:10,202 - I 'm sorry. - Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy? 1150 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,872 - What can I say? - Give me the letter. 1151 01:17:12,919 --> 01:17:14,995 - What? - Give me the letter. 1152 01:17:15,046 --> 01:17:17,253 - There is no letter. - I want it. 1153 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:22,257 You're going crazy. Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder! 1154 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:27,925 Pull yourself together, kid. You should feel encouraged. 1155 01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:31,641 When you weren't being phoney, you got a good dame to fall for you. 1156 01:17:31,688 --> 01:17:34,440 You thought you couldn't make it with dames. 1157 01:17:34,482 --> 01:17:39,440 - And now I've got to end it. - It's not that hard, kid. Watch. 1158 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:52,075 - Come here, sweetheart. - Yes, darling? 1159 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:55,207 - It's over. - What is? 1160 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:57,127 - Us. - Over? 1161 01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:59,378 - Over. Kaput. - That simple? 1162 01:17:59,424 --> 01:18:01,997 - That's right. - Supposing I say no? 1163 01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,922 - Won't do you any good. - And will this? 1164 01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:08,174 Come off it, sugar. You never could use a rod. 1165 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:13,263 But why does it have to end before it can begin? 1166 01:18:13,313 --> 01:18:15,554 Because you play too rough for me. 1167 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:19,521 You killed Johnson. Parker found out so you killed him too. 1168 01:18:19,569 --> 01:18:21,811 Then you wanted to finish me off. 1169 01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:26,738 You couldn't do it when I was facing you so you wanted me to turn around. 1170 01:18:26,784 --> 01:18:30,402 Now, let's go. You're taking the fall. 1171 01:18:38,462 --> 01:18:40,704 That's all there is to it. 1172 01:18:40,756 --> 01:18:43,045 For you because you're Bogart. 1173 01:18:43,092 --> 01:18:45,298 Everybody is at certain times. 1174 01:18:45,344 --> 01:18:48,345 You're doing something I didn't think you could. 1175 01:18:48,389 --> 01:18:52,138 You're passing up a real tomato because you don't want to hurt a guy. 1176 01:18:52,184 --> 01:18:55,351 If I did that, there wouldn't be a dry eye. 1177 01:18:55,396 --> 01:18:57,436 But I'm heartbroken over it. 1178 01:18:57,481 --> 01:18:59,972 All the more reason to feel proud of it. 1179 01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:02,102 - You think so? - Sure. 1180 01:19:02,153 --> 01:19:06,898 Listen, kid, there's other things in life besides dames. 1181 01:19:06,949 --> 01:19:10,863 One of them is to know you did the right thing for a pal. 1182 01:19:10,911 --> 01:19:12,987 Think it over. 1183 01:19:42,943 --> 01:19:46,775 - What gate is the flight to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1184 01:19:54,538 --> 01:19:57,492 - Where's the plane to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1185 01:20:17,394 --> 01:20:19,719 - Wait. - What are you doing here? 1186 01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:23,354 - I've something important to tell you. - So do I. 1187 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:27,018 Do you realise what a wonderful thing has happened? 1188 01:20:27,070 --> 01:20:31,364 The most beautiful thing has happened right under our noses. 1189 01:20:31,408 --> 01:20:35,737 We've had a wonderful experience. Doesn't that surprise you? 1190 01:20:35,787 --> 01:20:39,405 You didn't have to leave books lying around, 1191 01:20:39,457 --> 01:20:42,162 you didn't have to have on the proper music. 1192 01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:46,789 I even saw you in your underwear with the days of the week on them. 1193 01:20:47,507 --> 01:20:50,508 - We have to call it quits. - Yes, I know. 1194 01:20:50,552 --> 01:20:54,051 - Pardon me? - Suddenly things became very clear. 1195 01:20:54,097 --> 01:20:58,759 And when I asked myself if I really wanted to break off my marriage, 1196 01:20:58,810 --> 01:21:02,393 the answer was no. I love Dick. 1197 01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:07,224 Although someone as wonderful as you is very tempting, 1198 01:21:07,277 --> 01:21:10,443 - I can't imagine life without him. - You can't? 1199 01:21:10,488 --> 01:21:16,361 He needs me. In some unexplainable way, I need him. 1200 01:21:16,411 --> 01:21:18,487 I know he needs you. 1201 01:21:18,538 --> 01:21:22,867 This is the first time I've been affected by anyone besides Dick. 1202 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:25,242 I'm already in love with you. 1203 01:21:25,294 --> 01:21:29,506 Unless we stop now, I won't be able to go back to him. 1204 01:21:29,549 --> 01:21:32,585 I don't regret a moment of what's happened 1205 01:21:32,635 --> 01:21:37,131 because it's reaffirmed my feelings for Dick. 1206 01:21:40,351 --> 01:21:42,427 Linda, I understand, really. 1207 01:21:42,478 --> 01:21:46,179 Sure? You're not just saying that to make things easy? 1208 01:21:46,232 --> 01:21:48,438 I'm saying it because it's true. 1209 01:21:48,484 --> 01:21:52,398 We both know you belong to Dick. You're part of his work. 1210 01:21:52,446 --> 01:21:55,696 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 1211 01:21:55,741 --> 01:22:00,534 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life. 1212 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:02,453 That's beautiful. 1213 01:22:02,498 --> 01:22:04,704 It's from Casablanca. 1214 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,324 I waited my whole life to say it. 1215 01:22:17,972 --> 01:22:21,056 I thought I saw you here. What's going on? 1216 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:24,136 You should know something before you two leave. 1217 01:22:24,186 --> 01:22:26,891 Us? You're coming with me? 1218 01:22:28,274 --> 01:22:30,895 Nobody owes me any explanations. 1219 01:22:30,943 --> 01:22:34,644 I'm going to anyway because it may mean something later on. 1220 01:22:34,697 --> 01:22:38,030 You said you thought Linda was having an affair. 1221 01:22:38,075 --> 01:22:41,111 But she was at my house when you called. 1222 01:22:41,161 --> 01:22:45,740 She came over to baby-sit with me because I was lonely. Right? 1223 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:50,626 Over the past weeks I've fallen in love with her. 1224 01:22:50,671 --> 01:22:55,463 I hoped she felt the same way but all she could talk about was you. 1225 01:22:55,509 --> 01:22:58,842 - I understand, Allan. - I hope you do. 1226 01:23:13,276 --> 01:23:15,483 We better be going. 1227 01:23:23,453 --> 01:23:25,529 I'll call you, Allan. 1228 01:23:39,886 --> 01:23:41,962 That was great. 1229 01:23:42,013 --> 01:23:45,429 You've really developed yourself a little style. 1230 01:23:45,475 --> 01:23:48,595 I do have a certain amount of style, don't I? 1231 01:23:49,688 --> 01:23:52,558 I guess you won't be needing me any more. 1232 01:23:52,607 --> 01:23:57,103 There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know. 1233 01:23:57,153 --> 01:24:01,780 I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. 1234 01:24:01,825 --> 01:24:04,576 True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly 1235 01:24:04,619 --> 01:24:09,826 but I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. 1236 01:24:12,168 --> 01:24:14,457 Here's looking at you, kid.