龙虎少年队 前情提要
你就是个呆子 You're a fucking nerd.
孩子 你真幸运 居然毕业了 Boy, you lucky you even graduating.
- 妈的! - 哦! - Fuck! - Oh!
- 你很擅长这个吗? - 对 - You're good at this, huh? - Yeah.
- 你真的很擅长这个 - 对 - You're really good at this. - Yeah.
你想交个朋友吗? Hey, you want to be friends?
你的枪没上膛 对吗? Yours isn't loaded, right?
- 摸一下 - 我很怕 - Just touch it. - I'm scared.
摸一下 Just touch it.
- 认真点 - 好了 好了 好了 - Seriously. - All right, all right, all right.
你替我挡了一枪 哥们 You took a bullet for me, man.
你打中我的鸡鸡了! You shot me in the dick!
呦吼 小混蛋! Boom, motherfuckers!
你们俩混蛋要上大学了! You two sons of bitches are going to college!
龙虎少年队2
"阴"代表着缓慢 柔软 被动 Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive
常将水和女性与之联系 and is associated with water and femininity.
而"阳"则相反 代表的是快速 坚硬 以及... While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and...
哥们 这真扯淡 Man, this is bs.
我以为我们上的是真正的大学 不是网络大学 I thought we were going to actual college, not online college.
认真听讲座里的暗号 Listening for coded messages in lectures.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
看看周围 Look around.
这是我们的城市 This is our city.
我们上大学为了什么? What do we want to be in college for?
你说得对 You're right.
不离不弃 Partners for life.
在新城港口 潮汐在上午十点半到来 At Metro city port, the tide comes in at 10:30 A.M.
然后它会退回大海 Then it will return to the sea.
新城港口 一小时后 Metro port. One hour.
行动吧 let's do this.
# 为何拒绝 # # Turn down for what #
想不到吧 多了两个武装人员 Surprise. There's two more arms.
# 为何拒绝 # # Turn down for what #
- 该死! 那是老鬼 - 老鬼? - Shit! That's the ghost. - The ghost?
乔斯特·尼尔森 Joste Nillsen,
新城最大的走私贩 biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city.
他勾结了一个墨西哥帮派 He teamed up with a Mexican cartel
现在他们正要从港口把货运出 and they're running all this shit through the port.
我们到底要买的是什么? What the hell are we supposed to be buying?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 你在干什么? - 哈? - What are you doing? - Huh?
我得到的新身份是个杀手 I got a new identity that's gonna be killer.
我会引导你 这样身份就合理了 I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
好吧 Okay.
我需要你即兴表演 好吗? I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay?
我不想即兴表演 I don't want to improvise.
我需要你即兴表演 I'm gonna need you to improvise.
我讨厌即兴表演 我不想做这个 I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
在我进入角色的时候 我需要绝对的安静 I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
你能不能让我先... Can you give me a head start on...
我需要绝对的... 我需要绝对的安静 I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
- 你能不能... - 保持安静 - Can you please... - Absolute silence.
你现在是认真的吗? Are you fucking serious right now?
好了 我讨厌迟到的人 All right. I hate people who are late.
我们要验货 We're trying to see that product.
见鬼! Shit!
呦 打瞌睡的! 你好吗 兄弟? Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie?
你认识我侄子吧 可怜的孩子 You know my cousin, sad boy.
我觉得你找错人了 两位 I think you got the wrong guy, homes.
别扯淡 小子! 你没睡醒吧! Oh, that's bullshit, man! You sleepy!
"每个人在巴里奥都会说 "Everyone say in the Barrio,
美国城镇中说西班牙语居民集居的贫民区
打瞌睡的 他就像墨西哥金刚狼"之类的 sleepy, he's like the Mexican Wolverine" and shit.
我的这位朋友 他想验货 Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product.
他怎么不说话? Why ain't he talking?
我叫杰夫 My name is Jeff.
他就是杰夫 老兄 That's Jeffe, man.
跟他们说说小老鼠的成年礼 Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man.
说说你们的疯狂冒险 Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
别这样 你昨晚还在讲故事 Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night,
你讲了很多细节啊! you had so much detail!
细节太精彩了! 真是太精彩了! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail!
快讲点极为生动的故事细节 Go into incredibly descriptive details
这样我们就懂了 of the story, so we all know.
哦 没错 Oh, yes.
讲的是朵拉 迪亚哥 It was Dora and Diego
一款冒险游戏的人物
还有小狐狸 and Swiper.
小狐狸? Swiper?
让你噎着的是谁? Who was that you choked out, man?
他马上就说了! 是谁? He had it coming! Who was that?
布茨 Boots.
不是 不是布茨! 布茨不是真名! No, man, that wasn't Boots! Boots isn't a real name!
你要跟他们说实话 哥们 You got to tell them the real story, man.
从头开始 Start over from the top.
那是假名 That's a made-up name.
我真不敢相信现在还要对付这样的不良少年 I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
真让我怀念九十年代 It really makes me miss the '90s,
那时我们面对的都是专家 when we had professionals around.
你想要验货? You want to check out the goods?
检查一下 Check it out.
然后闭嘴 好吗? And shut up. Right?
你在哪儿找的这个外国佬? Where'd you find this gringo, man?
蒙福之子乐团的音乐会之类的鬼地方找的? At the fucking Mumford & Sons Concert and shit?
英国民谣摇滚乐队
什么来的? 枪? 毒品? What is it? Guns? Drugs?
不! 不要! No! No!
哥们! 这太恶心了! Dude! It's gross!
它把墨汁射到我嘴里了! It's inking in my mouth!
我来弄掉它 I'll get it off.
它的触手吸住我了! Its tentacle is eating me!
它力气太大了! 它真的吸住了 哥们 It's so strong! It's really on there, man.
它在咬我的脸! It's biting my face!
妈的! Shit!
真是不出所料 里面装的是黑市的珍稀动物 Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there.
口音不见了 对吧? The accents are gone, huh?
干掉他们 伙计 他们是警察 Take them out, guys. They're cops.
- 怎么回事? - 不知道 我们好像在动 - What was that? - I don't know! I think we're moving.
我们肯定在动! We're definitely moving!
这里有可恶的鸟和屎一样的东西! There's fucking birds and shit in here!
真的是屎! There's actual shit!
搞什么啊? What the fuck?
这里他妈有条龙! There's a fucking dragon in here!
见鬼! Shit!
那是什么? What was that?
哥们 那是我们的车 Dude, that was our car.
我们在车里有那么多回忆! We shared so much in that car!
冲这个 我也要朝他们脸上开枪! 那可是我们的车! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car!
你在做什么? What are you doing?
别在卡车上扮演"少年狼人"(美剧)! Don't Teen Wolf on the truck!
别把我一个人留在这里! Don't leave me here alone!
那就上来! Then get up here!
我上不去! I can't do that!
那就从别的地方爬上来 快点 爬上来 Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.
我们走 快点 哥们 你可以的 Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it.
这太可怕了! This is so scary!
开枪打他! Shoot him!
别把我留在这儿! Don't leave me out here!
- 没子弹了 - 你个白痴! - I'm all out. - You stupid moron!
就是这样 上来 That's it. Come on.
- 妈的快上来 快点 - 妈的! - Fucking get up here. Come on. - Fuck!
- 好了 你没事吧? - 没事! - All right, you good? - Yeah!
- 你现在只要走就行了 好吗? - 好 - All you got to do is walk now, okay? - Okay.
妈的! Shit!
你他妈的在干嘛? 上来! What the fuck are you doing? Get up here!
上不去! I can't!
好吧 我想我只好拖着你了 All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you.
我会死的! I'm gonna die!
你不会死的 只要你上来! You're not gonna die. Just get the fuck up here!
把你自己拉上来 Pull yourself up here.
用脑子想想! Use your core!
你可以的 你可以的 上来 上来 耶! You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah!
好了 你现在能自己站着吗? All right. Think you can stand on your own now?
可以! Yes!
我觉得我们拜托他们了 I think we lost them.
妈的! Shit!
他简直就是"终结者"! He's the fucking Terminator!
这太危险了! That's fucking dangerous!
你们被捕了! You are under arrest!
靠边停车! Pull the truck over!
我说马上靠边停车! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
你欠我辆车 You owe me a car,
最好赔我辆兰博基尼 贱人! and it'd better be a fucking lamborghini, you bitch!
我做到啦! I did it!
你们有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
该死! Oh, shit!
天啊! Holy Moses!
妈的 Shit.
怎么回事? What happened?
我想他们逃走了 I think they got away.
那是唇印吗? Is that a hickey?
哦 这真的是章鱼惹的祸 Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident.
我本来是打开一个集装箱 结果章鱼扑到我脸上 I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face.
显然 它们有很多很多只手 Apparently, they have many, many arms.
他们有八个触手 They have eight tentacles.
是的 而且... Yes, and...
听着 两位 Look, ladies,
你们第一次来的时候 没有人相信龙虎少年队会重出江湖 nobody gave a shit about the Jump Street reboot when you first came on.
稍微有点脑子的人 包括我自己 Anyone with half a brain, myself included,
都认为肯定会失败 thought it was destined to fail spectacularly.
但你们很幸运 But you got lucky.
所以现在部门投资了 So now this department has invested
一大笔钱来保证龙虎少年队继续任务 a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going.
我们将他们的预算翻倍了 We've doubled their budget.
希望两倍的支出能带来两倍的收益 As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.
好像这就能管用 Like that's going to work.
是的 但局长深信这次惨败的发生是因为 Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened
你们这次做的 并不是和第一次一样的 because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing
学生卧底 you did the first time.
她还不明白再来一次 She doesn't get that it's always worse
往往更为糟糕 the second time around.
你们将回到以前的角色 You settle into worn-out roles.
一个占有一切 另一个逃之夭夭 One gets possessive, the other runs away.
你们将开始一次缓慢而痛苦的解体 You begin a slow, painful unraveling,
因为以前所有美好的事物 as all the good things that came before
都被悲伤压缩机毁于一旦 begin to be crushed by the trash compactor of sadness.
听起来不像是我们 我... That doesn't sound like us. I mean...
我要离婚了 I'm getting a divorce.
我们不想再来一次 We don't want to do the same thing.
我们要冲破束缚 We want to burst through our ceiling.
然后你讲遇到另一个束缚 And you're gonna find another ceiling
然后你得冲破那个束缚 and you got to bust through that one,
就这么不断地冲破种种束缚 and you just got to keep hammering ceilings.
好了 够了 Okay, okay, okay.
要是我们真的进了秘密特工处 What if we actually went into the Secret Service
然后保护白宫呢? and, like, tried to protect the White House?
- 我觉得... - 我认为这不可能 - I think... - I don't think that would work.
我得请你们闭嘴 I'm going to ask you to stop talking.
我觉得那是个超好的主意 I thought it was a pretty good idea.
就做和上次一样的任务 这样大家都高兴 Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
真不敢相信韩国人会把教堂买回去 I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back.
对 好消息是在街对面 Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger
有个更大的废弃教堂 abandoned church directly across the street.
- 没错 这很方便 - 对 很方便 - Yeah. That's convenient. - Yes, it is convenient.
明年 我们很可能就会回到街对面 Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street.
一步之遥 Just next door.
我们还是不要高估自己 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
我们没有高估自己 We're not ahead of ourselves.
我们俩就只有一步之遥 We're right next to each other.
这太棒了 一眼就看得出比街对面贵得多 This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
看迪克森的办公室 Look at Dickson's office.
看上去像个巨大的冰块 Looks like a giant cube of ice.
你俩混蛋现在又是龙虎少年队了? How you bitches like jump street now?
嘿! Hey!
你们都看见这玩意儿了吗? Y'all see this shit?
跳跳街22号是小意思 22 Jump Street is the lick.
而我得到加薪升职 And I got a big-ass raise
又来照顾你们俩货了 to babysit you two fuckers again.
我自己设计的 我们有个意大利浓咖啡酒吧 Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar.
我想着摆个鲨鱼缸在那里 I'm thinking about a shark tank over there.
哦 我喜欢鲨鱼 Ooh, I like sharks.
去他妈的跳跳街21号 去他妈的韩国耶稣 Fuck a 21 Jump Street, and fuck a Korean Jesus.
哇! 队长 别这样 韩国耶稣就在那儿呢 Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there.
那是越南耶稣 That's Vietnamese Jesus.
这是越南教堂 See, this a Vietnamese church.
种族歧视 亵渎神灵 都是狗屁 You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit.
看看 越南耶稣浑身上下都很牛掰 Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo.
我们还招收了笨蛋实习生 And we got some new dumb-ass interns.
- 嘿! 精神点! - 哈? - Hey, hey! Look alive! - Huh?
- 孩子们 - 呦 延科 - Boys. - Yo, Jenko.
嘿 施密特! Hey, Schmidt!
别玩了 Don't do that.
他们要做同样的事情 就是这个 So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
同样的身份 Same identities.
同样的任务 Same assignment.
我们要回到高中? We're going back to high school?
你们俩看起来都有五十了 Your ass look like you about 50.
你们要去麦克尼斯州立大学 You're going to MC State.
我们真的要上大学了? We're going to college for real?
有人在那里研制新毒品 Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug.
这是苯丙胺混合兴奋剂 还混合了其它未知的东西 It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else.
"歪皮"? "Wipey"?
不是 你个笨蛋 "歪乏" No, you dumb motherfucker. "Whyphy."
意思是"努力工作? 是的 认真玩耍? 是的" Stands for "work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes."
现在 这些孩子拿着这东西 Now, these kids take this shit,
他们花四个小时专心学习 and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying,
然后他们就像1999年那样疯狂派对 and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
这是谁? Who's this?
那是辛西娅·沃特森 That's Cynthia Watson.
她曾经是麦克尼斯州立大学的学生 She was a student at MC State.
她吃了些"歪乏" She took some Whyphy,
把自己锁在宿舍 got locked out of her dorm,
最终从房顶掉下来 ended up falling off the roof.
现在她已经死了 And now she's dead.
这是她在学校买的毒品 That's her buying drugs on campus.
那是毒贩 And that's the dealer.
找到他 就能找到货源 Find him and we find the supplier.
长官 我能不能这么说 Sir, can I just say,
接手一宗黑人受害者的案子很令人兴奋 it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim.
我的意思是 我们会更加用心 因为她是个黑人 I mean, we care so much more because she's black.
我觉得他想努力表达的是 I think what he's really trying to say
我们会同样用心 is that we care equally.
我们的用心程度真的是一致的 It's a tie, really, how much we care.
呃... 不 不一样 如果是白人 我是不会放在心上的 Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care.
白人毒贩子死一个少一个才好 One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
为什么你每次说话都让我想吐? Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?
深入调查毒贩 找出货源 Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.
你还好吗? You all right?
还好 Yeah.
只是... It's just...
我是我的家族中第一个假装上大学的人 I'm the first person in my family to pretend to go to college.
最重要的是我们一起上大学 Best part is we get to do it together.
你好吗 大学? What's up, college?
- 你好吗 兄弟? - 我们住322房 - What's up, bro? - We're 322.
高中拜拜 对吧? Fuck high school, right?
高中拜拜 Fuck high school.
好挤! Oh, so tight!
这太小了! Oh, this is so baller!
床... 该死 Beds... oh, shit.
笨蛋 那看上去像是精液 Oh, dope. That looks like cum.
是精液 真不错 That's cum. Okay. All right.
床都还没用就沾了精液 哥们 Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.
- 大学欢迎你 - 必须的 - Welcome to college. - Fuck, yeah.
弹出式储物篮 Pop-up hamper.
淋浴用具盒 Shower caddy.
电热炉 Hot plate!!
豆袋椅 Bean bag chair!!!
提醒我们喝酒的可笑T恤 Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
三个浴球 3 shower poofs.
我妈妈给我的熏肉机 Some bacon machine that my mom got me.
我不明白它是怎么用的 I do not understand how it works.
这个东西 This thing.
棉签 Q-tips.
豆袋椅 Beab bag chair.
羊毛毯 我在接下来的六个月内都不会洗它 Comforter that I will not wash for the next 6 months.
这是真的 It's true.
超高科技警用设备 Super high-tech police gear.
预算全部用完 笨蛋 Carte blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
我反对那张海报 I'm going to veto that poster.
显得太幼稚 It's a touch childish.
好 兰博基尼怎么会幼稚? Okay. What do lambos have to do with touching children?
兰博基尼很低级 Lambos are lame.
我有选择的权利 有件事我不能... I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not...
我们必须一致 你知道我的意思吗? We have to agree. You know what I mean?
你们好 同学 我们是住在你们对面的邻居 What up, fellas? We're your across-the-hall neighbors.
哦 你们有两个人 是双胞胎呀 Oh, hey, there's two of you. You're twins.
你们好 哥们 What's up, man?
- 我们是杨兄弟 肯尼·杨 - 你好 - We're the Yangs, man. Kenny Yang. - What's up?
我叫基思·杨 Keith Yang.
- 你们好 - 你们好 - What's going on? - What's going on?
你说你们姓杨? Did you say the Yangs?
是的 老爸是中国人 Yeah, dad's Chinese, man.
我们妈妈不是中国的 她是黑人 Our mom's not Chinese. She's black.
正宗的黑人 Oh. She's like real black.
- 就像韦斯利·斯奈普斯那种黑 - 正是 - Like Wesley Snipes black. - Exactly.
我们也是亲兄弟 We're brothers, too.
不 他没扯犊子 他说真的 No. He's not kidding. He's serious.
真的? Oh, really?
是吗? 你俩谁大? What? Like, one of you all older?
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
你们眼睛下面都有眼袋的皱纹了 Yeah, cause you got crow's feet under your eyes, man.
特别是你 You specifically.
我们都是正常大学生的年纪 We're actually just normal college age.
我的意思是 就算你老一点 那也没事 I mean, even if you're a little older, that's cool, man,
因为这儿的妹子们都喜欢岁数大的 because, you know, girls here love older dudes.
说得对 That's true.
而且 这里有那么多辣妹等着你上 Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here.
等着你上呢 尤其是一放春假 Mad fuckable. Especially during spring break.
我喜欢春假 但是不得不说 I love spring break. But I do have to say,
我上过的妹子我自己都数不过来 I've fucked a thousand girls by now
而且 到头来 and I don't know, at the end of the day,
你只是觉得你想要一些 you just kind of want something
真正让人更有深度的东西 that's just a little deeper really.
是啊 让你的蛋蛋更有深度 倒霉鬼 给我买可乐 Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx. Buy me a coke
我去 我们还是说的一样的话 真是惊奇! Oh, snap, we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing!
胡萝卜 黑面包 荧光棒 好哥们! Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!
欲罢不能啊 老兄 真是屌爆了 That's dope, dude. That's so sick.
牛逼 我们也有兄弟感应 That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
- 准备好了? - 嗯 好了 - You ready? - Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
- 海盗! 回形针! - 婴儿脚! 香蕉! - Pirates! Paper clips! - Baby feet! Bananas!
- 太阳! 愤怒! - 我不知道! 单词! - Sun! Anger! - I don't know! Words!
- 流沙! - 鞋子! - Quicksand! - Shoes!
吓尿你们! Boom!
还会说唱 够酷 That's hip-hop, man. Awesome.
真棒 That's great.
会超好玩的 It's gonna be super fun.
是吗? 和上次一样 All right? Same as last time.
老兄 假如还是和上次一样 Dude, if it's like last time,
你会玩得超爽 我的日子就惨了 you're gonna have an awesome time, and it's gonna suck for me.
不 你也会超爽的 No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too,
因为我保证会让你爽到 because I'm gonna make sure of it.
你替我挡了颗子弹 You took a bullet for me.
是的 我挡了颗子弹 糟透了 但我还是会挡的 That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
不会的 轮到我了 我欠你一条命呢 No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt.
男女共用厕所 Co-ed bathrooms.
什么? 我擦 What? Oh, shit.
只要我在这里一天 I'm not gonna take a shit
我就一天不拉屎保持形象 the entire time I'm here.
我懂 I know.
嘿 你好啊 Hey. How you doing?
嘿 Hey.
- 你好 - 好啊 - What's up? - 'Sup?
发明脸书把我累坏了 Just exhausted from inventing Facebook
还有一些咱们这年纪人用的网站 or whatever website people our age use.
他们还在用书? They still have books?
我还以为他们都只用电脑了 I thought they just put the books inside the computers.
是的 我猜这帮小孩是把书堆起来藏后面乱搞 Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex.
所以我们要上辛西娅所有的课和活动 So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities,
到处问问有关毒品的事 ask around about the drug
找出毒贩是谁 and find out who the dealer is.
是的 就像上次一样 Yeah, it's just like last time.
绝对和上次一样 Exactly like last time.
老兄 人类性学这门课里 Dude, in Human Sexuality,
是要和人啪啪啪 do you get to fuck
还是要看别人啪啪啪? or do you just get to watch people fuck?
都不是 Neither.
那我他妈干嘛要选这课? What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
很显然 我们都曾听说过这句话 Now, obviously, we've all heard this statement before,
"第一印象很重要" "First impressions are importent."
我要给你们留下第一印象 I've got a first impression for you.
噢 乃们都稀饭心理学咩? Oh, y'all like psychology?
崔西·摩根 Tracy Morgan.
有人吗? Nobody?
努力工作 拼命玩耍 我说得对吗? Work hard, play hard, am I right?
你要弄点"歪乏"? You looking for some Whyphy?
是啊 爽一下 Yeah, man, that'd be sick.
去警察局 Go to the police station,
走进去让你队长带你去证据室 walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room
因为你他妈是个缉毒警察 'cause you're a fucking narc.
你搞错了 I think you're mistaken.
你不正带着你的警章么 You're literally wearing your badge.
你还真低头看看 Did you really just check to see
自己有没有带警章? if you were wearing your badge?
这货是他妈警察 This guy's a fucking cop.
我没往下看 I didn't look down.
"等等 雅各布教授 历史是发生在很久以前的事情吧?" "Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago?"
历史发生在... Well, history happens...
这课真是烂透了 This class is such a gut.
嘿 你们玩橄榄球的? Hey, you guys play football?
不 实际上这是我的笔记本电脑 No, this is actually my laptop.
我现在在做笔记呢 Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.
开玩笑的 这就是颗橄榄球 I'm kidding. It's a football.
麦奎德先生? Mr. Mcquaid?
共价键 Covalent bonds.
毒品战争的结果是什么? What has been the result of the war on drugs?
为什么问我? 我又不是警察 Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
因为这是大学课堂 Because this is a college seminar,
大学课堂就是这样的 and that's how college seminars work.
教授和学生谈笑风生 Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.
思想碰撞迸出火花 让你们从中学到知识 Friction creates fire, and that leads to lessons learned.
现在要弄到毒品很困难的 Well, it's definitely harder to get drugs.
我只能这么说 I can personally tell you that.
可卡因的平均价格 The average price of cocaine
在30年以来已经下降了70% has dropped 70 % in the last 30 years.
你的经销商说不定卖了一堆狗屎给你 Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
麦奎德先生 大学是个美好的地方 Mr. Mcquaid, college is a wonderful place.
是一个让你决定你人生之路的地方 This is where you get to decide who you actually are,
而不是你现在正在扮演的角色 instead of the person that you're clearly pretending to be right now,
顺便说一句 任何人都可以看透你 which everyone sees through, by the way.
你要省问自己 "我应该保持现状 You got to decide, "do I just keep doing the same thing,
还是选择一条不同的路 or am I gonna choose a different path
然后质疑我的信仰呢?" and question my convictions?"
我没有前科 I don't have any prior convictions.
你说这些干什么? Why are you saying this stuff?
这就是我想要的 麦奎德先生! That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. Mcquaid!
我要你质疑我所说的 I want you to question what I'm saying.
这就是整个课程的基础 This is the basis of this whole course,
这就是大学之美 and that's the beauty of college.
你可以随心所欲的表达 You can say whatever you want.
你可以成为任何你想成为的人 You can be whatever you want.
我的意思是 我有终生职位 我可以说我想说的 I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want.
乔治·华盛顿是个黑人蕾丝 George Washington was a black lesbian.
埃菲尔铁塔是个人造阴茎 The eiffel tower is made of dildos.
他们没法炒了我 我坚不可摧 They can't fire me. I'm indestructible.
我上了我两个学生 I'm sleeping with two of my students.
她和她 真的 Her and her. I actually am.
就像你以前做的那样 Now, just like you did before,
我想要你随心所欲地表达 I want you right now to say whatever you want.
说你想说的 Say whatever you want.
农夫山泉 Fieto.
"农夫山泉"不算个词 但是我接受 "Fieto," not a word, but I'm gonna accept it.
你可以想干什么就干什么 麦奎德先生 You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr. Mcquaid.
唯一让你这门课不及格的 The only way you can fail this class
就是不去真正的做你自己 is by not becoming who you truly are.
拜托你回我短信 Please respond to my text.
好的 现在又到了即兴游戏时间 Okay, we got time for just one more improv game.
这次 我们需要很多不同意见 For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions.
需要你们大家来在我们 So, we just need you guys to fill in the blank
造的句子里填空 in a sentence that we're gonna set up.
所以 就像这样 我很饿 我希望可以来一个... So it'll go like this. Oh, I'm so hungry, I wish I had a...
- 卫生棉! - 好的 但是最好是... - Tampon! - Okay, but we want...
最好是真实的食物 We want it to be actual food
这样会让我们的游戏有意义 so that it, like, makes sense with the game.
这样更好玩 我们再来一次 It's more fun that way. So, uh, let's try it one more time.
我要回家喂我的... Oh, I've got to get home so I can feed my...
丁丁! Boner!
怎么样? 我们来玩这个游戏 好吗? You know what? Let's just play the game, okay?
好了 那么你会... All right, so what would you...
嘿 那个女生是我们心理课上的 Hey, that girl's in my psych class.
靠 辣妹 去和她说话 Damn, she's hot. Go talk to her.
你和我一起去 You come talk to her with me.
别和个死娘炮一样 去和她说话 去 Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go.
好吧好吧 All right, all right.
舞台上的是... Coming to the stage, we got...
J·伯恩斯 昵称... J. Bohnes, aka...
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
我想我们是一起上心理课的 I think we're in the same psych class.
哦 对 你好 Oh, yeah. Hi.
你好 Yeah.
"药! 药! 钞票! 药! "Pills! Pills! Bills! Pills!
钞票! 和时代押韵的标志 Bills! A sign of the times that rhymes
阿曼达·贝尼斯 Amanda Bynes
甩掉破烂安迪·瑟金斯 drop that raggedy Andy Serkis
和他的弯棒子..." circle jerkus..."
- 你们是那个搞即兴游戏的 对吗? - 是的 - You guys are the improv guys, right? - Yeah.
挺酷的 That's cool.
你就是那个瞎扯淡的 You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.
- 是的是的 不客气 - 好 - Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, man. - Yeah.
谢谢你们 嗯 下一个是J小姐 Thanks, guys. Um, lady J is gonna be up next for you.
辛西娅 那个去世的女孩 Cynthia, that girl who died,
她以前总来这对吧? she used to come here all the time, right?
嗯 Mmm.
这一首叫"乳晕" This piece is called areolas.
你认识她? Did you know her?
是的 她住在我对面 Yeah, she lived across the hall from me.
- 是吗? - 你为什么这么关心她? - Yeah? - So why do you care so much?
我... 我正在写一首... I'm... I'm writing a...
"贪婪的手!" "Greedy man hands!"
纪念她的说唱诗 A slam poem in her honor.
早期形式的 很早期那种 Early stages, very early stages.
- 真的? - 是的 是的 - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah.
这样是不是更好 Wouldn't it be better
把所有事情先计划好 just to, like, plan the stuff out ahead of time,
然后在大众前表达就不会尴尬的了 and then not say it in front of people and embarrass yourself?
那是一般人的做法 那是单口相声 That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.
你们也许就该那样 That's probably what you should do,
因为那样搞笑 because that stuff's funny.
"我棕色的乳头在哺乳时产出白色的奶水..." "My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation..."
你觉得这诗怎么样? What do you think of this?
我觉得很有张力 I actually think it's really powerful.
你这想法好酷 That's cool that you said that,
那个女生一直在说些乳头 翔什么的 'cause I actually thought it was really powerful, too,
其实我也觉得很有张力 when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.
好了 还有人愿意和我们分享什么吗 Okay, does anybody have anything they want to share?
让我们看看你的成果 Let's see what you got.
观众席里还有诗人吗? Any more poets in the audience?
- 我... 我是说 - 你真的写诗? - I... I mean - Do you really do poetry?
写的 会的 I do, and I will.
- 这里有人想上 - 啥? - I got somebody. - What?
好了 有人要上了 其他人都放弃吧 Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
好吧 好吧 Yeah! Okay.
- 直接上去 - 好吧 - Just go up there. - All right, okay.
- 好 - 别紧张 - Okay. - No pressure.
- 你瞧好了 可好了 - 好耶! - You'll see, it's good. - Yeah!
嗯... Um...
这首诗才写到一半 This is a work in progress.
所以 呃... So, uh...
"说唱诗! "Slam poetry!
欢呼吧! Yelling!
怒火! Angry!
挥起我的双手! Waving my hands a lot!
对事具体观点 Specific point of view on things
辛西娅! Cynthia!
辛西娅 Cynthia
耶稣因你之罪而死 Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs
耶稣大叫 Jesus cried
逃婚新娘 runaway bride
茱莉亚·罗伯茨! Julia Roberts!
茱莉亚 萝卜 Julia rob
刺 hurts
辛西娅! Cynthia!
辛西娅 Cynthia
你屎了 你屎了 you're dead you are dead
你屎了" You're dead"
献给已故的辛西娅 That's for Cynthia, who's dead.
哇哦! Whoo!
我一点头绪都没有 I don't have a single lead.
我有 我听说可以随时随地再学校里弄到"歪乏" I do. I hear you can get Whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
你觉得他们说的"歪乏"是指毒品 Do you think they mean Whyphy the drug
还是无线Wi-fi? or Wi-fi like the Internet?
什么... What...
我靠 妈的 Fuck you, brain.
我们第一次是怎么那么容易就找到了毒贩? How did we find the dealers so easy the first time?
他的电话号码就在贴纸上 Well, his number was literally on a sticker.
那我们就去找这家伙的贴纸 Well, let's go find this guy's sticker.
我觉得这家伙应该没有贴纸 I don't think this guy does stickers.
我们需要帮助 应该去问问专家 Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert.
哟 老兄 你打到了他的丁丁 老兄 Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude.
对了 我打到了他的丁丁 I got him in the dick. Yep.
"打到了他的丁丁" "Shot him in the dick."
这不是福星和福将吗 如假包换啊 If it isn't Turner and Hooch, in the flesh.
我了个去 你身材不错啊 Holy shit, you are looking fit.
嘿 你应该向他讨教经验 Hey, you should get some tips from this guy.
他看起来不错 看那胸肌 He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles.
我绝对喜欢你这类型的 That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man.
- 你好 艾瑞克 - 嘿 - What's up, Eric? - Hey.
沃特斯先生 我们应该... Mr. Walters, we should, um...
是我 应该向你道歉... Or I should apologize for, uh...
把我的小弟弟给打掉了? For shooting my penis off?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
别忏悔了 老兄 我完全自由了 Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.
你知不知道他们给我装了个小妹妹? You know they gave me a vagina?
超赞 你们要不要看? It's awesome. You guys want to see it?
- 不不不! - 不不不 - No, no, no, no! - No, no, no.
好吧 没事 艾瑞克看过了 That's fine. All right. Eric's seen it.
艾瑞克可喜欢了 是不是 艾瑞克? Eric's been all up in that shit. Isn't that right, Eric?
你们俩必须让我他妈的从这里出去 You guys got to get me the fuck out of here.
嘿 你们猜怎么着 Hey, guess what.
现在我是艾瑞克的媳妇 I'm Eric's bitch.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
是的! 我是! Yes! I am!
我是你的媳妇 I'm your bitch.
老天 对不起 亲爱的 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey.
我不是故意的 你知道的对不对? I didn't mean that. You know that, right?
每次大姨妈以来我就变成小婊砸 I am such a bitch when aunt flo shows up.
流太多血了 太疯狂了 It bleeds so much, it's crazy.
就像大坝闸门打开泄洪而出 It's like the elevator doors opening in the shining.
你那小妹妹他妈没法用 Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man.
你昨晚可不是这么说的 Worked for you last night.
很显然你在逼艾瑞克承认你这段关系 You are so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship.
艾瑞克 我逼你了吗? Eric, am I forcing you into anything?
- 逼了 - 看到没? - Yes. - See?
听着 我们被派去大学当卧底 Look, they sent us in undercover at a college
为了找出这个新型毒品的毒贩 to find the dealer of this new synthetic,
但是没人告诉我们一点线索 and no one will tell us anything.
因为你俩一看就像傻逼缉毒警察 对不对? That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right?
大学生又不会和艾瑞克一样蠢 College kids aren't dumb like Eric.
我本该去上加州大学的 I was supposed to go to Berkeley.
他们给了我们这张照片 Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that.
那不就是你的线索吗 混球! Well, that's your lead, motherfucker!
你不就该按着这个查嘛 That's what you start with.
我知道 但是我们看不到他的的脸 我们不知道这是谁 I know, but we can't see his face, so we don't know who it is.
"我们不知道这是谁 "We don't know who it is.
我是施密特 我不小心拉屎到裤子里了" I'm Schmidt. My pants are filled with doody."
多像你 That's you.
这种语气一点都不像我 That doesn't sound anything like me.
倒是有点像 You sort of sound like that.
一点都不像 That doesn't sound anything like me.
"一点都不像我" "That doesn't sound anything like me."
不是你就怪了 It's not not you.
艾瑞克! 闭起眼睛 猜猜现在是谁在说话 Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now.
那是施密特在犯贱呢 That's Schmidt being a little bitch.
这可不是个好印象 That's just not a good impression.
哇! Whoa!
干得漂亮 超级侦探 Nice job, super sleuths.
你俩有没有好好看看这傻逼照片? Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
- 有啊 - 啊? - Yeah. - Huh?
这里有个阴影 There's a reflection right here.
这混蛋有个纹身 Your fucking guy's got a tattoo.
只要找到这个纹身 就找到这人了 Find the tattoo, find the dealer.
哥们 我真没印象了 我给好多喝断片的小孩都纹过这样的纹身 Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids.
你对这个白痴图案还有印象吗? Do you remember that stupid tattoo?
火箭炮? A bazooka?
我好像给一个玩橄榄球的纹过 Think I might have did it on a football player.
那人搞了个红色的莫霍克头 记不太清了 Guy with a red mohawk. I don't know.
他们在我看来都是一路货色 They all start to look the same to me.
我想我已经知道他说的到底是谁了 I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
我靠! Fuck you!
靠 你个傻逼! Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck!
穿着这种鬼东西我根本跑不起来 I can't, like, move around in these things.
天啊 我爱死有菜鸟入队的日子了! God, I love walk-on day!
太他妈对了 Fuck, yeah.
这可不是个拿棉签掏耳朵的好时候 That's a weird time to be q-tipping.
你们都他妈弱爆了! You're all fucking pussies!
- 帅哥 我们根本不用这么做 - 啥? - Dude, you don't have to do this. - What?
我只是不想让你受伤 我没打算... I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get...
哦 Whoops.
- 靠 - 哇 - Shit. - Whoa.
哥们 真不好意思 Dude, I am so sorry.
没事 兄弟 别担心 It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man.
- 你确定? - 没事... 啊 - Are you sure? - All right... Yeah. Ow.
没事 我来捡 Shit. I got it.
不不不 我来捡 我来捡 Okay, I got it, I got it.
哦! 没关系的 Ow! That's fine.
- 我来捡 - 不不不 还是让我捡 让我捡 - I'll get it. - No, no, let me get it, let me get it.
不 我来捡 让我来捡吧 不 让我来捡 No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it.
我捡我捡 咱们... I got it, I got it. Let's just...
哥们 不好意思 我把棉签掉进你的三明治里面了 Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro.
不 哥们 应该是我的... 三明治里的肉弄脏你的棉签了 No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip.
看起来就像个新品种的三明治 It's like a whole new type of sandwich.
唔 就像 棉签肉 Like, a meat q-tip.
"棒子肉"那样 Like a meat-qute.
真有意思 That's funny.
嘿 你们谁想来试试这种三明治? Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich?
这可是一款棒子肉三明治 It's a meat-qute sandwich.
我和这哥们做了个棒子肉 Me and this guy are having a meat-qute.
哥们 你真幽默 叫什么名字啊? You're hilarious, dude. What's your name?
布拉德 啊不... 对 布拉德 Brad. Wait... Brad.
没错 就是布拉德 Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad.
- 我是祖克 - 很高兴认识你 祖克 - I'm Zook. - Nice to meet you. Zook.
很高兴认识你啊哥们儿 Nice to meet you, too, man.
蓝方20号! Blue 20!
开始 冲! Set, hut!
现在还喜欢菜鸟日吗? You love walk-on day now?
胳膊还好吗? 要不要把护腕取下来? Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
不用 我很好 No, I'm good.
卧槽 哥们 刚才那一下酷毙了 Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude.
下次你看到安全线离我那么远的时候 就早点传球给我 If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker.
好啊 我也不知道你脚下踩着风火轮啊 哥们 Oh, yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro.
有点儿意思 他是我兄弟 所以... It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
唔... Um...
嘿 你知不知道 我们在泽塔有一个挺刺激的聚会 Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at Zeta.
我觉得你可以过来一起玩儿 我可以介绍他们给你认识 But I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
嗯 我觉得挺有意思的 It'd be really fun, I think.
好 我们应该会去 Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
你们俩一起的? Are you guys, like, together?
嗯 他是我兄弟 Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro.
这还真是... 有趣 哥们 这真有趣 That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
哦 Oh.
真的吗? 哇哦 唔 好 Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay.
当然 你也可以一起来 当然没问题 Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too.
我们会看情况的 We'll see what we can do.
还有 我之前提起过一些 Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier
你没意识到的事 那你... that you didn't acknowledge. So...
- 刚那一下真不错 - 确实 酷毙了 - Great catch. - Cool, yeah.
- 回头见 - 你就不打算提了? - See you then. - So you won't address that?
那家伙到底什么毛病? What the fuck's up with that guy?
我们现在最需要的就是和兄弟会的人尽量周旋 All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough
来确认那个罗斯特身上有没有火箭炮纹身 to confirm that Rooster has that bazooka tattoo.
话说 哥们 你觉得你也去合适吗? Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come?
我是说他好像只是在邀请我 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me.
我不想一开始 I just don't want to start off
就给这些家伙留下不好的印象 on the wrong foot with this guy.
哥们 你在开玩笑吧 我们可是一直寸步不离的 Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together.
虽然我觉得你应该把你那项圈拿下来 You should lose the puka shells, though.
没上过大学 很多事情都不一样的 Things are different since you didn't go to college.
呦 布拉德! 怎么样 哥们? Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?
一样诶 哥们 Same puka, dude.
你也有... 兄弟款啊 You got the same... Puka bros.
天啊! Holy shit!
你看看 从头到脚 都是同款 Look at him, it's, like, all the same.
哥们 你也穿短裤? Dude, you wear pants, too?
啥? 哥们 还真是 What? Bros, man. Dude.
我就知道咱们很有缘 就像这样 I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.
对哈对哈 你俩怎么不直接互相来一发 Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together
然后领证去 对吧 罗斯特? and get married, right, Rooster?
- 罗斯特 - 怎么样 哥们? - Rooster. - What's up, bro?
你看起来不错啊 兄弟 You look good, man.
怎么样啊 罗斯特? What's up, Rooster?
- 你呢 哥们? - 链子不错 - How you doing, man? - Digging the puka?
谢啦 我简直不能相信... Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...
你好吗 罗斯特? How you doing, Rooster?
罗斯特去拿零食了 Rooster is getting some pop.
你要不也去那儿看看? Why don't you go check him out?
- 你喝嗨了吗 哥们? - 是啊是啊 太嗨了 - You in the zone, bro? - In the fucking zone, dude.
嘿 你好吗? Hey. What's up?
你呢? 我是罗斯特 What's up? I'm Rooster.
哦 不是 Oh, yeah, no.
咱们以前见过吧 We've met before.
真的? 我一点儿印象都没有了 Oh, really? I don't remember that at all.
你一定长了张没什么特色的脸 You must just have a really plain face.
对啊 他们就叫我大众脸 Yeah. They call me ol' plain face.
他们这么叫你? They call you that?
你身上有没有什么纹身能让我欣赏一下吗? So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see?
很少有人问我这个 That's a pretty random question.
算了 跟你聊天挺高兴的 Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man.
很高兴认识你 哥们 Nice to meet you, man.
嘿 你想干嘛? Yo, what the fuck, bro?
呦 哥们 你这是想干嘛? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
你认真的? 你... You serious right now? You...
你真是脑子有问题 You're being weird.
一直不太正常 You've been weird.
就好比 "我听到了什么?" It was just like, "what am I hearing?"
"在这一刻 我听到了什么?" "What am I hearing right now?"
然后那个巫师怎么给你说的? And the psychic told you that?
哇塞 真是挺疯狂的啊 哥们 Yo. That is so crazy, dude.
嘿 哥们 你想不想去房顶上看看? Hey, dude, you want to go see the roof?
当然想上去看看 哥们 Fuck yeah, I want to see the roof, dude.
来吧来吧 快点儿 一起来 Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.
去房顶 去房顶 来吧 Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
加油 你可以啦 加油 加油! Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!
我真怀念这种攀岩的感觉 来吧 快点 I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on.
好吧 呃... All right, uh...
再试试 One more time.
我还是回家吧 I'm just gonna go home.
我对跑酷一窍不通 所以... I don't know parkour, so...
好吧 All right.
嘿 玛雅·安吉罗! Hey, Maya Angelou!
诗歌社 好吧 我知道了 Poetry, okay. I got it.
取笑我这个主修诗词的人 Make fun of the poetry major.
所以 我猜你对未来 So, I guess you have no interest
找一份真正的工作毫无兴趣 in having a real job in the future.
- 当然没有 - 没有 对吧? - Absolutely not. - No, right?
你呢? What about you?
唔 我是修美术学 Um, I'm an art major.
好吧 那么你肯定不会谈论任何未来规划 因为... Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause...
不成 我不行 No, I can't. I cannot.
你永远也挣不着什么钱 You're never gonna make any money.
我永远也挣不到大钱 I'm never gonna make any money,
所以别告诉我爸妈 但是... so don't tell my parents, but...
我今晚去拜访你父母的时候 When I talk to your parents tonight,
我保证我不会跟他们提这茬 I will not tell them about your major.
- 那就谢谢你啦 - 别客气 - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
好吧好吧 美术学 All right, art major.
你对这个怎么看? What do you think about that?
唔 我觉得吧 Um, I would say that
这两部分 it's these two beings
相互依存又相互支撑 形成了一个完美的均衡 leaning up against each other in perfect balance.
如果其中一个倒下 另外一半也将很快不复存在 If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
所以这个雕塑的主题是"支持" So it's just about support.
你就不能直接承认它们长得很像蛋蛋吗? You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
确实挺像的 That's exactly what it looks like.
那么有没有那么一个人 一直支持着你? So, is there someone who supports you?
没有 我属于那种 No, I'm just one of those people
更喜欢独处的人 that really likes to spend time with myself.
跟我说说吧 Tell me about it.
我喜欢一个人独处 我好像最擅长独处 I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it.
我喜欢这样的感觉 你坐在房间里 I just love when you're sitting there in a room,
那儿只有你 和你的种种想法 and you're just there with your thoughts,
然后你会想"上帝啊 我独自一人" and you're like, "oh, my gosh, I'm alone.
"会不会有人爱我?" 诸如此类的 "Would anyone ever love me?" Or whatever.
还有就是 "我认不认识这么一个人 And, like, "do I know anyone who would care
他会关心我是不是走出了房间? " if I just ever came out of this room or not?"
或者等等类似的 比如... Or whatever and, like...
我不知道 那种感觉很平和 我很喜欢 I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it.
嗯 Yeah.
唔 如果你今晚不想独自一人 Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight,
我们可以一起去艺术楼那边转转 we are gonna go hang out at the art building,
如果你愿意的话 if you want to come.
当然 当然 Okay, okay.
肯定没问题 Okay. Okay.
我曾经以为今晚会以一种令我意想不到的方式度过 I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
但是令我意想不到的是 今晚 but what I didn't expect was tonight would go
竟以这么一种毫无新意的方式度过 in the exact way that you would expect.
- 你知道我啥意思吧? - 绝对地 - You know what I mean? - Totally.
你们经常在这儿聚会? So you guys hang out here a lot?
嗯 我是说 我们不喜欢兄弟会那些乱七八糟的事情 Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff.
我们比较喜欢坐在一起 喝点上好的红酒 We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
再讨论一些真正重要的事 and talk about some important stuff.
上床做爱啊什么的 浪费一天是一天 Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day.
那是我最喜欢的两件事 Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do.
你是个 唔 稍微差点火候的... You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of...
- 毕加索? - 毕加索 - Picasso? - Picasso.
真的? 我以前告诉过你 Right? I've been told that before.
你简直有读心术 You read my mind.
啥? What?
哦 这是辛西娅·沃特森的房间 Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
哦 Oh.
才两点啊 我还以为很晚了 你想不想进来? It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in?
才两点啊? 我一般两点才吃晚饭 所以... It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so...
当然了 为什么不呢? Sure, yeah, why not?
我能做到 我就是需要一个好的角度 I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle.
- 行了哥们 够了 - 这傻逼门柱! - Dude, stop. - Stupid fucking goalpost!
不可能 你肯定做不到 It's impossible. You can't fucking do it.
每次获胜以后 那些粉丝 The fans used to rush the field
经常冲到场地里把门柱拔起来 after every win and tear down the goalposts,
教练特别讨厌这个 所以他把这些门柱都加固了 and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
他们仍然冲进场地里 仍然试图把门柱抱起来 They storm the field, and still do it,
但是他们只能到处乱蹦 but they just bounce around.
傻逼门柱 哥们! Fuck this goalpost, bro!
你们这些家伙抓紧哦 You guys might want to hold on,
因为这东西快倒了 'cause this shit is coming down.
那是啥? 纹身 纹的是什么? Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there?
哦哦 这个? 唔 Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm.
那是我高中的校队 普兰维尤红鲱鱼队 It's my old high school team. The Plainview red herrings.
你看 它会游泳 Look at it swim.
- 我靠 - 啥? - Shit. - What?
靠 真是出人意料 Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box
竟然是高中吉祥物 high school mascot.
坐稳啦 伙计们 Hold on, guys.
嘿 你今天怎么没来训练? Hey, why don't you come to practice today?
我是说 你足够资格进入球队 I mean, you're obviously good enough to play on the team.
怎么说呢 我不应该在这里玩橄榄球的 Look, I'm not supposed to be here to play football.
什么? What?
我就是来这里做作业 I'm just here to do my assignments
然后抽身而去 就是这样 and get out, that's it.
我是说 嗯 我知道学业很重要或者什么的 I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever,
但我给你传球的时候 but when I was throwing you those passes,
那种默契 就好像我一早就知道你的站位 it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
就像是我仿佛能看到这样的画面 You know, I had this, like, vision of me
我把球扔给你 哥们 throwing bullet tds to you, dude,
所有那些粉丝都沸腾了 大喊着... and then all these fans just started going, like...
"祖克! 麦奎德! 祖克! 麦奎德!" "Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid!"
他们持续不断地欢呼呐喊 And they were chanting and chanting,
然后这该死的门柱就倒了 and then the goalposts came down.
哥们? Dude?
我也曾梦想过这么一个画面 我一直梦想着 I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
- 伙计 - 伙计 - Dude. - Dude.
- 哥们? - 哥们 - Bro? - Bro.
- 伙计 - 哥们 - Dude. - Bro.
伙计 Dude.
其实我们说不定真的可以 哥们 Like, well, we fucking can, bro.
只要你加入我们的队伍 All you gotta do is join the team.
好啊 为什么不呢? Yeah. Why not?
太好了! Yes!
太棒了 伙计 这太好了 Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude.
那是啥? What's that?
我的纹身 My tattoo.
嗯 快 看 Yeah, fuck, look.
看 这是我 祖克 Look, it's me, Zook.
在胳膊上纹了个火箭炮 知道我想表达什么吧? Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean?
伙计 你愿意加入我们队伍 Dude, I'm so fucking pumped
实在是太让我激动了 哥们 you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro.
嗯哼 Yep.
感觉如何? What's up with it?
感觉怎么样? How you doing?
感觉不错 Hi. Good.
那个 呃... How was the, um...
我技术怎么样? How was the sex for you?
对我来说很不错 简直爽翻了 It was fun for me. It was a good time.
是啊 很好 Yeah, right.
我很享受 I enjoyed it.
是啊 Yeah.
这就是为什么我不喝酒 This is why I don't drink.
哦 Oh.
嘿 你怎么样? Hey. How you doing?
我很好 I'm fine.
我的意思是 我没有整晚听你们的床戏 I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long.
做活塞运动 Thrusting and pumping.
好了 Okay.
我想有一瞬间你屁股都露出来了 I thought your hip popped out at one point.
我的意思是 嗯 就像 彻夜狂欢之后 I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games,
你醒来发现自己躺在一个四十多岁的所谓新生身边 and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
我十九 所以... I'm 19, so...
你用了十九分钟才高潮 Nineteen minutes late to pinnacle,
你是神游去公园里见老朋友了吗? were you meeting your old friends in the park?
对啊 我就是这意思 Yeah, that's what I meant.
天啊 玛雅 你看看他 Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him.
他还是那么能干 听起来真让人激动 He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
跟我们讲讲战争呗 随便来一个 Tell us about the war, any one of them.
你简直是我见过所有高潮的男人里面最吵的一个 You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard.
听起来就像一个三十岁的老头子 It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler
终于第一次在女人身上达到高潮一样兴奋 finally going off for the first time.
好吧 和你聊天真愉快 Okay, well, so lovely talking with you.
- 你真是位可爱的女士 - 哼 - You're a lovely person. - Hmm.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
她看起来不错 She seems nice.
她太可怕了 She's horrible.
神呐 God.
她原本是辛西娅的室友 She was Cynthia's roommate,
我觉得她很可怜 所以我告诉她我们可以同住 and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
那么... So...
你今天可能 So you probably have a bunch of stuff
有很多事要做 that you have to do today.
- 对吧? - 没啥事 - Right? - No.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
听着 我只是想让你明白 Look, I just want you to know
我可不是那种"一夜欢愉然后一拍两散"的小伙子 I'm not, like, a "hit it and quit it" type of fella.
我是这样的 "一击命中 I'm, like, a "hit it,
然后同时从身体和心情上持续追求"的这类人 所以... continue to hit it both physically and emotionally" kind of guy, so...
嘿 道格 你应该不会觉得这样很奇怪吧? Hey, Doug, you're not gonna be weird about this, are you?
并不 No.
我是说 只谈感情不做爱没关系吗? I mean, you're cool with just hooking up?
嗯 当然 我的意思是你能说出来正好 Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something.
因为我不知道如果我清醒着还会不会喜欢你 'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.
不会 我知道的 而且吧 No, I know, and it's like,
这一点儿也不伤人 真的 没事 that doesn't even hurt, like, at all.
好吧 那 呃... Okay, so, um...
我... 我先走了 一会儿给你短信 I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
我们做得很棒 你表现很好 Great, that was great sex. You're good at it.
我会给你短信的 三到五分钟还是多久? And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?
好吧 All right.
你他妈在搞什么? What the fuck is this?
简直瞎扯 This is bullshit.
你们俩又在学校乱搞了吗? Are you two fucking around at school again?
喂 我们可是给你们开工资的 Hey, we got to pay for this shit.
- 给我拿出成果! - 不是这样的 - We need results! - No, no, no.
你看 我们在非常积极地 Look, we are looking aggressively
找这个纹身 for this very specific tattoo.
也有可能纹身只是条死胡同 Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
搞什么? 一模一样的案子! What the fuck? It's the same case!
就照原样来 Do the same thing.
严格的说不是一样的情况 Well, it's not exactly the same case, 'cause
我们当中一个昨晚有艳遇了 one of us got laid last night.
施密特? Schmidt?
嘘 Shh.
别吵醒我的鸡鸡 Don't wake up my dick.
彻夜工作 还没合过眼呢 Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep.
我去 Damn.
用得传教士的姿势 We're talking missionary.
传教士的姿势哦 We're talking missionary.
我在上面她在下面躺着哦 We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
她很聪明 艺术专业 She's smart, she's an art major.
不可能聪明到哪去 她可是学艺术的 She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major.
拜托 Come on.
我得跟你击个掌 施密特 I will give you some daps, Schmidt.
必须得击个掌啊 哥们! Give me some motherfucking daps, man!
过来 击掌 Come on, give me some.
- 击个掌 - 来吧! - Give me some. - Come on!
人类性行为课真是让我大开眼界 My human sexuality class is blowing my mind.
你知道我高中说过反同言论吗? Did you know I used gay slurs in high school?
知道 冲我说的 Yes, directed at me.
兄弟 非常抱歉当时不懂基情 Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone.
我们能谈谈你今天的反常行为吗? Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with dickson?
听着 我认为纹身不是你想的那样 Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means.
我是说 据我们所知 很多人都可能有那个纹身 I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo.
这个纹身? 这个极其特别的纹身? This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo?
随便说一个 Name one other person who has this.
首先 祖克就有 For starters, Zook has it.
- 祖克有这个纹身? - 它好像很流行啊 - Zook has the tattoo? - I think it's pretty popular.
搞什么啊? 我们找这个纹身多少天了! What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days!
你知道这意味着祖克就是毒贩吧? Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer?
我真心想让你们接触一下 I really want you guys to hang out.
我们接触过了 他完全无视我 We have hung out. He's completely ignored me.
抱歉 但我们必须调查你的新基友 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff.
我们要全方位安装摄像头 We're gonna put cameras everywhere,
然后监视他到底在干嘛 and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing.
我们不能大摇大摆地进泽塔 We can't just walk into Zeta house
然后安装一堆摄像头好吗? and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay?
那里到处都是人 There's dudes there everywhere.
你的计划蠢透了 抱歉 All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry.
- 我的计划蠢? 有意思 - 什么... 好了 - My plan is stupid? That's interesting. - What... okay.
我真是受够了 I'm, like, basically done
一直看你瞎搞了 fucking watching your shit all the fucking time.
你说得没错 我是他妈蠢透了 Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah.
没错 是够蠢的 Oh, that's really fucking stupid.
天啊 这么不同肯定很艰难吧 Man, it must be hard being so different.
我们完全同步 所以事情好办多了 We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
两位 能给我们点私人空间吗? Guys, can you just give us some space?
我们正在讨论重要的事 We're really trying to figure something out,
不能分心 好吗? and we need to focus, okay?
你分不了心的 哥们 You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man.
对啊 那些脆饼干里面有强效"歪乏" Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad Whyphy in them.
我们给整个宿舍楼的人弄了一批 We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
我都吃了六块了 I've eaten six of these.
- 那你注意力肯定超级集中 - 超级集中 - Then you're gonna be real focused. - Be real focused.
大概四个小时后 你就会梦游仙境了 In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
没事的 你会没事的 兄弟 You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man.
谁卖给你们"歪乏"的? Who sold you Whyphy?
没人卖给我们 Nobody sold it to us.
是啊 辛西娅给了我们好多 Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load,
作为交换 我们帮她写逻辑课论文 and in exchange, we wrote her logic paper for her.
好吧 两位 我们待会见 All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later.
吃得开心 Enjoy the food.
或许这是好事 Maybe this is a good thing.
让我们利用这注意力想出一个进入祖克家的方法 let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into Zook's house.
- 你有感觉吗? - 没有 你呢? - You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?
没有 但我非常能承受... No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
我精力好充沛 I'm so focused.
我也好充沛 I'm so focused, too.
你没必要趴我身上 You don't have to be on top of me.
不 有必要 Yes, I do.
- 为什么? - 伪装 - Why? - Camouflage.
走 Go.
我们走 Let's go.
不可能 No fucking way.
好吧 所以不行? 戴恩呢? 好吧 Okay, so no? Dane? All right.
淘汰 Out, all right.
- 正中靶心 - 漂亮 - Bull's-eye. - Bingo.
这头盔有点衰啊 That helmet looks kind of lame.
你知道什么不衰吗? You know what's not lame?
安全第一 Safety.
你干嘛呢? What are you doing?
切玻璃啊 I'm cutting glass.
那是激光笔 It's a laser pointer.
- 切不了玻璃 - 啥? - It can't cut glass. - What?
一点也不好玩 That's no fun at all.
- 我好专心 - 动手吧 - I'm so focused. - Let's do this.
- 再给我一个 - 我没摄像头了 - Give me another. - I don't have any more cameras.
- 你没必要钻这么孔 - 好吧 - You don't need to drill so many holes. - Yeah, okay.
好 这个孔太完美了 你可以装这里 Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one.
我这里没摄像头了 我都说五遍了 I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
好吧 这是最后一个 All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em.
见证祖克是毒贩的时刻到了 Time to prove that Zook's the dealer.
或者不是毒贩 Or not the dealer.
下一个是布拉德·麦奎德 Next up is Brad McQuaid.
- 行吗? - 行 - Right? - Yes.
好棒! Yes!
很明显 对吧? 我是说 这个家伙... Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's...
这家伙简直空前绝后 说实话啊各位 The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest.
真的 他能用眼珠开啤酒罐 I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs.
他们真是太好了 That's so sweet of them.
所以布拉德... 可以 So Brad... Brad's in.
- 道格·麦奎德呢 - 不行! - Uh, Doug McQuaid. - No!
他就是个傻帽! He's a bag of dicks!
他是麦奎德的兄弟 He's Brad's brother.
跟他的小尾巴似的 He follows him around everywhere,
我想不拉道格 就拉不了布拉德 so I doubt we get Brad without Doug.
才不是呢 我可是有正经女朋友的 That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend.
- 哥们 我对这家伙有不祥之感 - 为什么? - I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. - Why? Why?
我跟他聊过一会儿 I was talking to him for a second.
他就是个大嘴巴好吗? He's got a big mouth, okay?
我觉得他会坏了我们的大事 I feel like he could fuck this whole thing up for us.
看到没 是你搞砸了 你话太多了 See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much.
那家伙无公害 兄弟 看看他 多好的人啊 That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice.
看起来就像三十岁的初二学生 He looks like a 30-year-old eighth grader.
他不会坏事的 He's gonna be fine.
我说说而已 这孩子逊死了 I'm just saying, the kid sucks.
好吧 但布拉德可以成为我们的人 Okay, and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy.
他能成为我们的一员 He could, like, be a part of our thing.
- "我们的一员"? - 对 - "Our thing"? - Yeah.
嘘 我想听听他们是怎么夸我的 Shh. I'm trying to hear them be nice about me.
这简直是乱搞 我靠! This is fucking bullshit. Shit!
靠 Shit.
有人在上面吗? Is somebody up there?
靠 我们得赶紧走 Shit. We got to get out of here.
你锁门了吗? Did you lock the door?
锁了啊 检查了两遍呢 I did, man. I checked twice.
快 快走! Go, go!
我好兴奋啊 兄弟 I'm so focused, dude.
不好 Shit.
他看到我们了吗? Did he saw us?
没 我们要有幻觉了你才这么疑神疑鬼的 No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls.
不 我多疑是因为可能有危险 No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
不 我们没事 你看 成功了 No, we're fine. Look, we made it.
成功了 没出事 We made it. It's all good.
糟糕! Oh, shit!
救命! 救命! Help! Help!
什么情况! What's happening!
搞什么? What the fuck?
我喘不过气了 I can't breathe.
他们抓住我们了! They made us!
他们会杀了我们的! They're gonna kill us!
延科! Jenko!
你要去哪? Where are you going?
我想我们开始有幻觉了 I think we are tripping.
靠! 我的幻觉不好! 我们的幻觉非常不好! Oh, fuck! I'm having a bad trip! We're having a bad trip!
我想是开始有幻觉了 但是... I think we are tripping, but...
天啊 多奇妙 God, isn't this great?
我这边比你那边惨多了 My side's so much scarier than yours.
天啊 那你太惨了 Oh, shit, your trip sucks.
你应该来我这边 这里好多了 You should come over here. It's way better.
好吧 Okay.
这里貌似有分区屏蔽! It's some kind of weird split screen!
你好啊 橄榄球 Hello, football.
延科! 延科! Jenko! Jenko!
我终于有梦寐以求的兰博基尼了! I finally got my lambo!
嘿 施密特 快看! Hey, Schmidt, look!
看啊! 快看! Look! Look!
我站得累死了 My legs are tired.
救命! 别放音乐了! Help! No more music!
你会孤独终老的 You'll always be alone.
- 嘿 延科 - 怎么了? - Hey, Jenko. - What?
你这是去哪? Where are you going?
我就去天上一会儿 行吗? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay?
留下 留下来 Stay, stay here.
不 我不想停下来 我在飞呢 太棒了 No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing.
不 天啊 别走! No. God. Don't go!
天啊 Oh, my God.
不! No!
- 留下来! - 不 别拽我 - Stay here! - No, no, stop it.
你把我拖下来了! 你干嘛拽我? You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down?
- 求你别走! - 我要飞了 - Please stay! - I'm flying.
留下来! Stay!
- 醒醒! 下车! - 糟糕 - Wake up! Get out of the car! - Shit.
下车! 趴在地上! Get out of the car! Get on the ground!
给我跪下! On your fucking knees!
跪下! Get on your knees!
- 你们已经知道了 对吧? - 什么? - You already know, don't you? - What?
你还有什么要说的吗? Do you have anything to say?
请不要杀我们 Please don't kill us.
如果你们没什么要说的了 If you don't have anything to fucking say,
给我张开嘴 open your fucking mouth.
干嘛? What the fuck?
这是伏特加吗? Is that vodka?
欢迎加入泽塔兄弟会 新会员! Welcome to Zeta, pledges!
耶 兄弟! Yeah, buddy!
新会员 今晚 我们要一分强弱 Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
如果你没熬过今晚 If you don't make it through tonight,
对我们来说就形同死人 you're dead to all of us.
罗斯特 Rooster,
点燃火炬! light the torch!
为了泽塔! For Zeta!
喝 衰人! 喝 衰人! Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
喝! 喝! Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
听着 不管接下来是什么 你都要撑下去 好吗? Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay?
我要吐了 I'm gonna throw up.
我知道 闭嘴 继续 I know. Shut up. Go.
准备好了吗? 开始! Ready? Go!
加油 加油 Here we go, here we go.
一 二 三 四 五... One, two, three, four, five...
我不行了! 我不行了! I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
二十秒是记录! Twenty's the record!
三十三 三十四... Thirty-three, 34...
六十七秒... 67...
你可以的 你可以的 You can do this, you can do this.
我不行了 太恶心了 I can't. This is disgusting.
- 不 你得坚持 - 我真的不行了! - No, you got to. - I can't do this anymore!
现在 到我最爱的环节了 And now, for my favorite event.
去它的吧 我不干了 Fuck this. I'm not doing this.
- 我不干了 - 干嘛... 别! - I'm not doing it. - What are... no!
我不干了 行吗? 行吗? I'm not doing this, okay? All right?
嘿! Hey!
- 施密特! - 叫我干嘛? - Schmidt! - What the fuck, man?
你怎么回事? 你说我们要团结一致的 What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together.
这是为赢得他们信任必须的 This is what we have to do to win their trust.
会很好玩的 就是喝酒联络感情而已 This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games.
很有意思 It's fun.
就你觉得有意思 我不觉得 It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
我说不好 或许我们应该... I don't know. Maybe we should just...
或许我们应该调查不一样的人 Maybe we should just investigate different people.
你真的说出口了? Did you really just say that?
你刚刚真的说你想调查别的人? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
这就是你想要的? That's what you want?
我不知道 或许吧 I don't know, maybe.
或许我们应该... 有点业余生活 Maybe we should just... We should just branch out.
及时行乐一番 Okay, just sow our oats a little.
放下做警察的包袱 Sow our cop oats.
听着 我和祖克有特殊感情 Look, I have an in with Zook.
我们之间有火花 感觉非常好... We have a thing and it's good, and...
我说不清楚 或许我应该继续接近他 I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
而你应该 And you should do your thing
和辛西娅的室友 with your connections and channels
继续联系培养感情 with Cynthia's roommate.
你可以看看她知不知道谁卖给她毒品的 You should see if she knows who sold her drugs.
我... 我只是... I just... I just don't...
我只是不想我们分开做事 I don't like the idea of us doing stuff separately.
不 听我说 我们还可以 No, look, we can still investigate
一起调查 together.
只不过是公开调查而已 It's just, you know, now it'll be an open thing.
你想公开调查? You want an open investigation?
我不知道应不应该这样 I don't know if that's what I want.
可以吗? 目前试一下对我们有好处的 All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
好吧 Okay.
- 真的? - 真的 - Yeah? - Sure.
好吧 那我一会儿跟你联系 Okay, so I guess I'll just catch you later, then.
你没事吧? You okay?
没 你现在不能抱我 No, you can't hug me right now.
你需要钱打车或者什么吗? Do you need money for a cab or anything?
不 我不要车费 No, I don't need money for a cab.
好吧 Okay.
我这是在什么鬼地方 I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
嘿 劳伦 Hey, Lauren.
我现在只想整天窝在床上看老友记 I just want to get in bed and watch Friends all day.
热烈欢迎大都会政治家队! Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state Statesmen!
州立大学队首场 And the Statesmen take the field
对决大学生将军队 for the opening game against the university of college Generals.
准备好了吗? Ready?
新大一队员布拉德·麦奎德 And a surprise start today
开场不凡啊 for walk-on freshman Brad McQuaid.
看起来老得不像大一学生啊 Looks pretty old to be a freshman.
都是牛奶里的荷尔蒙惹的祸 鲍伯 It's the hormones in the milk, Bob.
准备? 开始 冲! Ready? Set, hut!
贺西传球 Haythe drops back.
麦奎德接住了! And connects with McQuaid!
他把防守的威尔·格洛克撞得跟我拿手的酥皮蛋白似的 Who beats Safety Will Glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
妈呀 他很厉害啊 Holy shit, he's good.
你们可不能告诉麦奎德他厉害 好吗? None of you tell McQuaid that he's good, all right?
不然他就离开这个烂队了 If you do, he'll leave this shitty program.
随着倒计时开始 我们赢来了最后一球 And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
贺西和麦奎德的又一次完美传球 Another perfect hookup between Haythe and McQuaid.
就连他们在球门区庆功都非常同步 Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync.
他们看起来用的是同一个大脑 鲍伯 It's like these two share a single brain, Bob.
没错 吉姆 他们每人都只有半个脑子 That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain.
观众涌上球场 And the crowd rushes the field
想把球门柱撞倒 to try and knock down a goalpost.
你们撞不倒的! It's not coming down!
加油 各位 Good luck, guys.
看起来麦克尼斯州立大学队有了新的金牌搭档 Looks like MC State's got a new power couple.
祖克和麦奎德! Zook and McQuaid!
我得从你这里过去 孩子 I got to get around you, man.
我跳不起来 脚踝扭了 I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
好爽! Yeah!
没错! Fuck yes!
加油! 再来一个! Yeah! One more!
你有空吗?
等下 Shit.
谁啊? Who is that?
- 没事 - 准备好了没? - Nothing. - All right, ready?
来啊! Come on!
集中精神! Focus!
来啊! 上啊! Come on! Do it!
去你妈的阿诺·施瓦辛格! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
绷得真紧啊! 去你妈的! I'm so jammed! Fuck you!
门上有袜子! 别进来! There's a sock on the door! Don't come in!
在美国 门上挂着东西代表屋里有人做爱
真他妈爽! Fuck, yeah!
我在和女人做爱 I'm having sex with a human woman.
天啊! 操! My God! Fuck!
嘿! 快看呀! Hey! Look at you!
你们怎么在这? What are you guys doing here?
什么? 你开玩笑吗? 这周末有家长活动 What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend.
妈的 Fuck.
真是太棒了 你谈恋爱了 It's wonderful. You're dating someone.
谢了老妈 听我说 我们在卧底 懂了吗? Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay?
- 谢谢 - 没问题 - Thank you. - No problem.
道格! Doug!
玛雅! Maya!
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
这是我父母 These are my parents.
她就是那个女孩? So this is the girl?
嗨 我是安妮 我是你的新婆婆 Hi. I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law.
- 您好 - 最不该说这句 - Nice to meet you. - Worst thing to say.
- 嗨 - 嘿 我是戴维 - Hi. - Hey. David.
- 我爸 - 您好 - My dad. - Nice to meet you.
那个 我父母也在这儿呢 Well, my parents are here, too.
玛雅 快点! Maya, hurry up!
你老妈找着她想要的座位了 Your mama done found a table she want.
你怎么认识这个人的? How do you know this person?
爸 这是道格 我们正在拍拖 Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating.
- 什么JB玩意? - 我... - The fuck? - I...
你课上得怎么样 "道格"? How's your classes going, "Doug"?
你... 我们正好在附近就... You... we were just in the neighborhood, and...
我有个主意 我们坐一起 I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together
这样多愉快? wouldn't that be fun?
好啊 谢谢你 Yes, thank you.
那个... So...
你喜欢天气吗? Do you like weather?
你俩认识? You two know each other?
不 No.
真是太惊人了 这么多的 呃 This is crazy, all these, uh,
学生们和家长们 students and parents.
都可能是目击者 Potential witnesses.
你俩怎么认识的? How did you two meet?
我很喜欢听邂逅故事 Oh, I love meet-cute stories.
我们是在吟诗大赛认识的 We met at a poetry slam,
然后他一路跟踪我回宿舍 and then he stalked me back to my dorm room.
- 跟踪她? - 真是太美妙了 - Stalked her? - Oh, that's so beautiful.
然后发生什么了? Then what happened?
然后我们就共度时光 看了个电影 And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
其实 好像看了两三次 Actually, we watched it a couple times.
真是狗屁! This is bullshit!
这他妈... 服务员! This fucking... waiter!
黑人在你店里要他妈怎么做才能混口水喝? What can a black man do to get some water around here?
给他一口水喝! Give the fucking guy some water!
他是黑人! 他经历了很多沧桑! He's black! He's been through a lot!
为了你女儿 请你振作一点 For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together.
在我发疯之前得来个他妈的可丽饼 I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
我去去就来 I'll be right back.
那个 你是哪里人? So, where are you from originally?
我是从康普顿混出来的(康普顿犯罪率非常高) I'm straight outta Compton,
可是我丈夫是北峰市人(北峰市是个富人区) but my husband's from Northridge.
来啊哥们 给我点 Come on, man, hook me up.
你们都他妈干嘛呢? 限量配给个屁? What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
来啊 多给我点 就他妈两根青豆? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans?
青豆都他妈给我拿来 Give me the goddamn string beans.
我来点妈逼的魔鬼蛋 I want some fucking deviled eggs.
我喜欢水果 你不喜欢水果吗? I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
我喜欢水果 I like fruit.
这坨是猪屎啊? 得滚蛋! But this pork shit? Got to go!
他真是把气全出在煎蛋吧上面了 He's really taking it out on the omelet bar.
真他妈恶心! Shit was nasty!
他工作压力很大 He's under a lot of pressure at work.
怎么样 老哥? 要不要一起看电影? What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies?
我撅了你狗腿! 撅你狗腿! I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs!
干嘛? What?
你还好吗 可爱的植物先生? 去你妈了个蛋 How you doing, Mr. Nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there.
你还要瓶啤酒吗? 我去再拿一瓶 Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer.
行 行 我再来一瓶 Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
那个 我说 Hey, look, man,
你知道随时都可以跟我讲心事 you know you can always tell me something
你要是想一吐为快的话 if you want to get it off your chest.
你知道我会为你效劳 对吧? You know I'm always here for you, right?
你想说什么? What are you trying to say?
没 没事 No, nothing.
就是辛西娅和"歪乏" All right, with everything that happened
那档子事 with Cynthia and Whyphy,
我只是不想让你误入歧途 I just don't want you to screw up.
你以为我不知道在干什么吗? You don't think I know what I'm doing?
- 什么? - 我再清楚不过了 - What? - I know exactly what I'm doing here.
我向你说件事 听好了吗? I'm gonna tell you something, all right?
- 我能信任你吗? - 当然能 - Can I trust you? - Yeah, of course.
我有朋友在明尼苏达大学认识个人 I have a friend who knows a guy at UMC.
是个甲级联赛的探子 He's a scout. It's d-1.
他们的四分卫表现很不理想 Their QB, he's not playing well.
他们表示对状况很不满意 They're not happy with the situation.
他们想让我录个带子 They want me to make a tape.
我想让你和我一起录 And I want you to be on it with me.
没别的了? Nothing else?
去年他们队有五人参加美职联选秀 They had five guys in the draft last year.
我是说 布拉德 这可能是我们的机会 I mean, Brad, this could be our shot.
我俩就是动力二人组 哥们 We're like the dynamic duo, bro.
就像是蝙蝠侠与罗宾 We're like Batman and Robin.
可我俩都是蝙蝠侠 But we're both Batman.
难道你想要当个股票经纪人吗? What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker?
或是警察? Or a cop?
老兄 你的上限实在是 Dude, your ceiling is, like,
太高了 so high.
你可以直接打破... You can just bust right...
- 就这样直接突破 - 直接突破 - Just break right through it. - Right through it.
- 直接突破 - 直接突破 Right through it. Right through it.
你真认为我能在明大出人头地? You really think I could make it at umc?
老兄 你可以加进名人堂里 Dude, you could make it into the hall of fame.
少来了 哥们 那个是你吧 No, dude, come on, that's you.
你会被记载在那个什么 橄榄球历屎上 You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
哥们 你也可以被记载在橄榄球历屎上 Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.
我们一定会撕裂历屎 We're gonna have to tear those anals up.
- 很好 - 我们会撕裂它 - All right. - We're gonna fucking tear it up.
不就是录像吗 对吧? I mean, it's just a tape, right?
我真是恨死我爸了 I fucking hate my dad so much.
你知不知道 Do you have any idea
整天被那种人指手画脚 what it's like to have a guy like that
是什么感觉? telling you what to do all the time?
我只能想象 I can only imagine.
我就是不明白为什么他专对你有偏见 I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
我实在是... 老天 一点也不理智 I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.
迪克森: 怎么样啊 "道格"
迪克森: 我要宰了你 "道格"
我的意思是 你是一个很不错的人 I mean, you are a perfectly good guy.
你很诚实 又很亲切 You're very honest and nice.
迪克森: 你死定了 "道格"
我爸怎么会有你的电话号? Why does my dad have your phone number?
我不知道 有可能是学校通讯目录什么的 I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something.
我们来做点什么... Let's do something...
我们来做点让我们分心的事 Let's do something that would distract us.
好 Okay.
就不用再管他了 So we don't have to think about him anymore.
那个 呃... All right. Um...
玛雅 Maya.
我们可不可以只聊聊天? Is it okay if we just talk?
好啊 Okay.
聊吧 Let's talk.
- 不可能 - 是啊 - No way. - Yeah.
我就是彼得潘 可我就来迟了一点 I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late.
那你和你哥很亲近喽 You're really close with your brother, then.
- 似乎是 - 是啊 - It seems like. - Yeah.
是啊... Yeah, you know...
祖克和麦奎德 橄榄球录像带
你真是个天才 哥们 You're a fucking genius, dude.
- 你确定不会太过火吗? - 不会! - Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!
学生运动员 赞! 真赞! Student athlete. Yeah! Fuck, yeah!
- 好了没? 好了没? - 好 好 - All right? All right? - Yeah. Yeah.
- 通宵了 哥们 通宵啊 - 是 我知道 - All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.
绝对会值得 It's gonna be so worth it, dude.
绝对会值得 我保证 行不? It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right?
你知道这还缺什么吗? Dude, you know what this needs?
再来个星星刷屏 Another star wipe.
倒霉鬼 给我买瓶酒 Jinx. Buy me a beer.
真是没想到 Nice twist.
想到什么? On what?
真不敢相信我们聊了整晚 I can't believe we've been talking all night.
天啊 已经八点了 我有课 Oh, my God, it's 8:00. I have class, actually.
- 好 - 我... - Okay. - I...
你需要什么尽管拿 然后... Yeah, you can help yourself to whatever you need, and...
好吧 All right.
嗯 真对不起 这... Yeah, I'm so sorry, this...
再见 I'll see you.
一会见 I'll see you later.
- 好吧 - 真是最棒的一晚 - Okay. - Best night ever.
好了 拜拜 Okay. Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
你在那呆了多长时间了? How long have you been there?
你能想象出多长时间就一直在这了 Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now.
这东西不是给你听的 This stuff wasn't meant for you.
这是私人对话 It was meant to be private.
所以 我是不是应该就坐在这 假装我没 So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like
听到你所有的人生问题? I hear every one of your problems?
你有99个问题 可是年轻不是之一 You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.
你不过就是嫉妒我和玛雅之间有共同语言 You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection.
我和我的爷爷也挺亲近的 I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
你比辛西娅更糟糕 You're more messed up than Cynthia was,
她一星期去看三次校园精神病医生 and she went to the school shrink three times a week.
- 为什么? - 不知道 - Why? - I don't know.
可是他给了她一堆药粒什么的 But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.
也许他能为你那张奇怪的老脸开点什么 Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face.
好 Okay.
- 嘿 - 你迟到了 - Hey. - You're late.
不 其实我刚才正忙着查案 No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
这是辛西娅的心理医师的办公室 这就是我们要查的 This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
好 All right.
看好门 Watch the door.
哦 我就只有这点能耐? 只能看着破门? Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door?
找到了 Got it.
"患者呈现出药物导致性妄想症 "Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia.
深信她自己性命垂危" Believes her life is in danger."
呃 门 门 Uh, door, door.
嘿 Hey.
没人跟我说我有早上九点钟的预约 I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session.
是啊 不是 我们就是你的九点钟预约 Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us.
我们痊愈了 And we're cured.
太谢谢你了 你真是神医 Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor.
拜托 你以为你们是第一对 Please. You think you're the first partners
面临着对话 就落荒而逃的"伴侣"吗? only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me?
你怎么知道我们是"搭档"的? How the fuck did you know we were partners?
他不知道我们是"搭档" He doesn't know we're partners.
我猜想你们是"伴侣" I suspect you're partners.
一个良好的关系需要不懈的努力 A relationship is something that requires constant work.
我以为高中的时候我们就体会了 Which is what I thought we learned in high school.
你们原来是高中谈的恋爱 So you are high school sweethearts.
我早就意识到了 I picked up on that early.
请便 继续对话 Please, continue the dialogue.
医生 Doc.
我就觉得有时候 I just feel like sometimes
他根本不想再努力下去了 he's not even trying anymore.
像是我们不值得挽救似得 Like this isn't even worth saving.
啊 好啊 有时候我觉得 Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like
我们应该更像杨氏兄弟一样 that we should be more like the Yangs.
或者 我应该更像你的那个可爱的祖克一样 Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful Zook.
- 操你妈的! - 你才操你妈的 - Oh, go fuck yourself! - You go fuck yourself.
- 好了 - 你真是太自私了 - Okay. - You're so selfish.
- 好了 好了 操的还真不少 - 天啊 - All right. All right. That's a lot of fucking. - Oh, my God.
当情绪强烈的时候 我会希望让双方做一些身体上的接触 Given these strong feelings, sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact.
你们要不个牵手? Why don't you hold hands?
- 好 - 我才不要 - Okay. - I'm not doing that.
- 什么? - 看见了吧? - Hmm? - Do you see?
伸出你的手 Reach out your hand.
我... I'm...
他真的在向你伸出援手 He's literally reaching out for you.
他不和我牵手 He won't hold my hand.
我是不会的 I'm not doing it.
我需要你俩牵手 I kind of need you to do it.
- 他不和我牵手 - 你妈了个... - He won't hold my hand. - Oh, you...
可是你得交错手指 You got to interlock it, though.
你要是不交错的话 就不叫牵手了 If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding.
好吧 Fine.
那就只当朋友好了 We might as well just be friends
不用当搭档了 and not partners.
不错 是不是? Nice, right?
好 你看见没? 这个很扎实 Okay, you see this? This is strong.
可我想要的呢 是这个 What I want to be able to have is this.
这个... Is this...
我想要那个 和那个一样的 可是 就是 I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like
不用非得做那个 without actually having to do it.
你对你的伴侣感到羞耻吗? Are you embarrassed of your partner?
不 一点也不 好吗? No, not at all. Okay?
还有你们两个为什么联手对付我? And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me?
联手对付他 说真的 Gang up on him. Okay, seriously.
- 好 好 - 他很粘人 - Okay, okay. - He's clingy.
他自己一人时简直怕得要死 He literally is terrified of being by himself.
我知道祖克是你的基友 Look, I know Zook's your buddy
你不想让他感到内疚 and you don't want him to be guilty,
可他就是犯人 but he's our guy.
不 他其实不是犯人 我会知道 No, he's actually not our guy. I would know.
这个 我们有时会粘住东西不放 Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things
因为会对它感到熟悉和安心 because they're familiar and comfortable.
我教过一个概念叫做"意识嵌入" I teach about a principle called embedding.
- 我们来看事实 - 其实呢 我... - Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...
祖克有那个纹身 他认识辛西娅 Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia.
我知道他第一次遇见你的时候 I know the first time he met you,
你把三明治掉在他脚上 you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot
然后他对你微微一笑 and he smiled at you,
可你根本视若无睹... but you are completely blind to the fact...
- 你刚才说嵌入是什么来着? - 意识嵌入? - What'd you say embedding was? - Embedding?
意识嵌入就是我们的一种倾向 Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to
我们会牢牢抓住第一时间所提供的信息 the first bit of information that we're offered
然后忽视 甚至无视 矛盾性的信息 and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information.
是个很有趣的概念... It's a fascinating principle...
闭嘴 我在思考 Shut up. I'm thinking.
你认为我们有没有可能 You think it's possible that
被嵌入了? we embedded?
是我们喝醉了的时候吗? What, like when we were drunk or something?
- 我们彼此嵌入了? - 好了 我建议你们... - We embedded each other? - Okay. I'm gonna recommend...
好 你可以离开了 Okay, you can leave the room.
赶紧滚 Just get the fuck out.
滚 你听见了 Get the fuck out. You heard him.
情况突然拐弯了 This took a turn.
一 二... One, two...
行 好 谈得不错 Okay. Yep. Good session.
我们第一次看那张 The first time we saw the photo
辛西娅买"歪乏"的照片时 of Cynthia buying Whyphy,
迪克森说: "这家伙就是毒贩" Dickson said: "This guy's the dealer."
我们一切所做所想都是从这步走起的 Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact,
可迪克森要是搞错了呢? but what if Dickson was wrong?
那我们就无视了其它所有的线索 And we've ignored all the other clues.
要是辛西娅不是买方呢? What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
辛西娅就是毒贩呢? What if Cynthia was the dealer?
队长 我们有很重要很重要的事情要汇报... Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about...
队长? Captain?
你穿的是防弹衣吗? Are you wearing kevlar?
先生们 我们不要坐在这里假装 Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend
我们之间没有很大的问题了 there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
到底怎么了? What the fuck is going on?
这他妈就是怎么了 This is what the fuck is going on.
哎呀我去! 我去! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
我的妈呀! 不是吧! Oh, shit! No!
告诉我这不是真的! 不是吧! That is not happening right now! No!
大家伙 他上了队长的女儿! 唷! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo!
他每说一次... Every time he say that shit...
哎呀我操! Oh, my fuck!
我就踢爆你菊花一次 That's another foot in your ass.
施密特 你真是... 唷 这真是屌爆了! Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever!
施密特上了队长的女儿! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
我去! 太牛了! Shit! Fuck!
你居然和迪克森队长的女儿上床了? You fucked captain Dickson's daughter?
队长 这实在... Captain, what the...
你居然在队长面前炫耀此事 You bragged to him to his face.
活生生打脸啊 队长... To his actual face. Captain...
就这张老脸 你在他面前炫耀干他女儿? Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?
而干了你女儿 你和他还击掌庆祝 You actually high-fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter.
我了个大去! Holy shit!
天啊! 这实在是太... Oh, my God! This is...
呃 并不是那么有趣 It's really not that funny.
我只是感到纳闷 I just want to say that
为啥你没有和我们透露过 it was bizarre not to share the fact
你女儿在那里上学的情报 that your daughter went to MC state.
我也很郁闷 I think it's bizarre
为啥我还没把你这畜生给阉了 that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off.
要不这样吧 让队长打你一拳解气 What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time,
很重 很重的一拳怎么样? really, really, really hard?
不 Nah.
我有个让你欲仙欲死的点子了 I got something way better than that.
你认为辛西娅才是毒贩的? You think Cynthia was the dealer?
那我们如何从一个死人那里获得情报呢? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead?
我们这次的行动 We have to stop treating this
不能照搬以前的策略了 like it's exactly the same as last time.
而且还有更严重的 我没部门预算用光了 And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget.
啥? 我以为咱只要"章子怡"盖 What? I thought we had Cate Blanchett.
"章子怡"盖? Cate Blanchett?
对啊 "章子怡"盖 上面就给钱 Yeah, I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.
"章子一盖 上面就同意" You mean "carte blanche."
没错 That one.
欢迎回来 你个笨蛋 Welcome back, dum-dum.
以前是这样 但现在不行了 We did have carte blanche. Not no more.
电影一开始你们就跑去追捕 赔了一大笔钱 You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
又买了很多高级设备 还有这个办公室... that expensive equipment, this fucking office...
这他妈的就像钢铁侠住的地方 贵的要死! This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive!
我的鞋子花了我800刀 你俩瞎了眼的连看都看不见 I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers.
所以你俩混蛋现在被我盯上了 So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs.
我警告你 I'm warning you,
找到货源 find the supplier,
但别给部门带来任何支出了 but don't cost the department no more money.
喂 我对于以前怀疑祖克很抱歉 Look, I apologize about the Zook thing.
你是对的 他并不是毒贩的 You were right, he's not the dealer.
不错 你道歉了 Okay, great. You apologized.
不过那有什么用呢? What's that worth, man?
我们现在又没线索了 我们现在该做什么呢? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now?
警察的工作 Police work.
该死 Fuck.
别拿死人自慰的工具砸我 Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me.
我们正在干正经事呢 明白? We're at work right now, okay?
年轻人现在很少看书了 对吧? Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
我觉得他们都不会看书了 I don't even think they know how to read.
- 图书馆 - 书店 - Library. - Book place.
是图书馆 Library.
供货人把毒品藏在 The supplier is putting drugs
图书馆的书籍里面 inside the books in the library,
图书馆基本上没有学生会去的 where literally no one goes anymore, man.
毒贩只需要去图书馆拿货 And the dealers check out the books.
那我们去逮那供货的 We're going to catch the supplier.
- 你意识到这会有多牛... - 等下 等我一会 - Do you realize how cool... - Wait, one sec, one sec.
什么事 兄弟? What's up, dude?
嘿 你在哪? Hey, dude, where are you?
我们在热身 比赛就快开始了 We're warming up. The game's about to start.
好吧 嗯 我现在正在... All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna...
我来了 I'm coming.
好的 过会见 All right, later.
你在干什么? 别扔下我一个人 What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging.
伙计 我必须去 要不然我卧底就暴露了 Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay?
你自己也行的 咱两小时后见 You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours.
你行的 You got this.
你真吓到我了 You scared me.
州名! 代号! 州名! 代号! State name! Number! State name! Number!
颜色! 颜色! 代号! Color! Color! Number!
就是这儿 This is the place.
你是不是认为如果有人让我看货 You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation,
至少会准时到的 they'd at least be on time.
瞧这卖的什么垃圾? Look at this crap. Huh?
- 我确实很怀念从前... - 该死 - I do miss the days... - Shit.
- 他在这儿干嘛? - 那是人们磕一般的毒品 - What's he doing here? - When people did normal drugs.
老鬼在这儿
这算什么? 胶质软糖? What is this? Jelly beans?
垃圾! Crap!
准备 开始! Set, hut!
麦奎德玩了一个边卫迂回 Mcquaid crosses in an end-around.
很有迷惑性! 这两个人打的位置可以互换的 It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable.
麦奎德把球传给了贺西 Mcquaid throws down the field to Haythe.
他会触地得分! And he hangs on for the touchdown!
这俩人真是天生的好搭档 鲍伯 These two are peas in a pod, Bob,
当然了 不仅是一对好基友 but instead of little green balls,
而且是天生的橄榄球选手 they are human football players.
喂??? 你不理我?
再次听到你们的欢呼吧 麦克尼斯州立大学 为了你们绝佳的二人组 Let's hear it once again, MC state, for your dynamic duo.
该死 我兄弟他需要我 Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
瞧 你知道 对人忠诚是好事 Look, you know, loyalty's cool,
我很欣赏你这点 and I admire it,
我也知道他是你兄弟 and I know he's your brother.
但你不能因为他总依赖你 But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy
而拖累了你自己 just because he won't let go.
很紧急 你快来! 延科! 快来!
没错... Yeah. Um...
我去上个厕所 I gotta take a piss.
那小子居然让我们等这么久 真是可恶 The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this.
你能闭嘴吗? Can you shut it?
那些90年代的经典毒品怎么了? What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s?
比如海洛因 可卡因... Heroin, you know, cocaine...
- 喂 - 哇 - Hey, hey. - Whoa. Shit.
- 我他妈来了 你高兴了? - 嘘! - I'm fucking here. You happy? - Shh!
老鬼在那 明白吗? The Ghost is right there, okay?
他会和供货人碰头 He's about to meet up with the supplier.
喂 去那边看下 Hey. Check that out.
你才是说话的那个 说得他妈那么大声 You're the one fucking talking. You're being so fucking loud.
你给我闭上狗嘴 You shut the fuck up.
- 到底怎么了? - 该死! - What's going on here? - Shit!
你正在干扰某人给我做口活 You're interrupting a really stellar blow job.
哦 该死 我刚射了好多! Oh, fuck, I just came so hard!
那里怎么了? What the hell is going on?
没事 就是两个基佬在乱搞 It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
嘿 你他妈刚才说啥? Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say?
你刚说我俩是"基佬"? Did you just call us "faggots"?
他说你在帮他做口活 He said you were sucking his dick.
今年是2014年了 混蛋 It's 2014, asshole.
你不能用"基佬"这个词 You can't fucking use "faggot."
"男同"还好 "同性恋"也可以 "Gay" is okay. "Homosexual," maybe.
如果和那人很熟 你也许可以称呼他们"断背" And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a "queer."
而且他们还得有幽默感 但我没有 If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't.
不好意思 他上了节性教育的课 I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class,
他自以为是哈维·米尔克 he thinks he's Harvey Milk.
哈维·米尔克: 美国同性恋运动人士
天啊 你能不能 Oh, my God. Will you please,
不在背后讽刺我? just for once, just back me up?
为什么你不至少用一次你那笨脑子? Why can't you just use your head for once?
哦 你想让我用脑袋? 好 Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
哦 这下如何 你们几个混蛋? Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers?
还记得我吗? You remember me?
我是你最好的... I'm your best night...
我是你最糟糕的噩梦 I'm your worst nightmare.
哦 不好意思 Oh, man, it's my memory.
我记忆最近一直不好 It's getting worse lately.
你是那个警察? Are you the police?
是 没错 而你们几个混蛋被逮捕了 Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest.
你的枪呢? Where's your gun?
- 什么? - 你们有枪吗? - What? - Do you have guns?
没有 No.
我没枪 No, I don't.
因为我们有枪 'Cause we have guns.
为什么你们不把枪放下 像个爷们那样肉搏? Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
因为我们有枪 Because we have guns.
- 施密特 快跑! - 抓住他! - Schmidt, run! - Get him!
快! 快去! Go! Go, go. Go!
该死! Shit!
那么难射中吗? 射死他们! How hard can it be? Shoot them!
该死 该死! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
射他们! 射击! Shoot them! Shoot them!
快 来这边 这边更快 Come on, this way, it's faster.
不 来这边... 施密特! 施密特! No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!
快点 好吗? Hurry up, okay?
施密特 你能快点吗! Schmidt, will you hurry up!
别吵! 你让我分心! Stop yelling at me! You're distracting me!
施密特 快! 我们走! Schmidt, come on! Let's go!
我不会跳下去的! 我他妈又不是蜘蛛侠! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man!
我去拿车 I'm gonna get the car.
走楼梯也很快 Stairs are so much faster.
这就是你拿的车? That's the car you got?
不好意思 这他妈不是兰博基尼 闭嘴给我滚进来 I'm sorry it's not a fucking Lambo. Shut up and get in.
他们还在追我们吗? Are they even still chasing us?
没错 还在追! Yes, they're still chasing us!
为什么你那么做? 我们本来就快抓住供货的人了 Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier.
你到底怎么了? What's wrong with you?
瞧 如果你不说点什么 Look, if you don't say something,
人们永远都会歧视同性恋 people will never stop discriminating.
这车子开得比驴还慢 Will you please do something
你看看你能做啥? about how slow this thing's going?
该死! 看路 看路! Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
车子看上去就像会跑的头盔 That is just like a little helmet machine.
我们不能再摧毁公物了! We can't destroy any more stuff!
不能再浪费部门的资金了! We can't waste any more of the department's money!
注意那台取款机! Watch out for that cash machine!
哇! Whoo!
哪边? 哪边? 走哪边? Which way? Which way? Which way?
哪边东西便宜走哪边! Whichever way's cheaper!
右边? 你往右边开? Right? You went right?
你本可以开去一个停车场的 You could've gone in a parking lot,
但你去了雕塑公园? you went to the sculpture garden?
你知道这些雕塑有多贵吗? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
该死! Shit!
就好像他们是故意撞上去的 It's like they're trying to hit them or something.
我是说 虽然看上去很爽 I mean, it looks cool,
但这实在太浪费了 but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
他们撞坏了所有东西! They're destroying everything!
队长会杀了我们的! Captain's gonna kill us!
接下来怎么办? What are we gonna do?
好吧 我去开去机器人实验室 甩掉他们 All right, we're gonna lose 'em in the robotics lab.
什么? What?
哦 不! 我们毁了这儿的一切! Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything!
那里面东西很贵的! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
哦 该死! Oh, shit!
他们跑到橄榄球场里去了! They're going into the stadium!
听着 施密特 我得和你说个事 Listen, Schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
我得到了奖学金 I got offered a scholarship
让我留下来继续打橄榄球 to play football here next year.
而且祖克说我和他可以住一起 And Zook said I could room with him, you know,
所以我想 也许我会继续留下来 so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe.
什么? 如果你选择 What? You can't be a cop
和祖克继续打橄榄球 那你就当不成警察了 and stay here and play football with zook.
是不行了 我知道 好吗? 只是... No, look, I know, okay? It's just...
我和祖克之间没有任何障碍 像是亲兄弟 There's no friction with me and Zook. We're the same.
你是想退出吗? 如果你想不干了 你直说好了 Do you want out? If you want out, just say it.
不 我不想退出 好吗? No, I don't want out, okay?
只是 当我在橄榄球场上的时候 It's just, when I'm on the football field
我感觉我很有冲劲 感觉我能展翅高飞 and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly.
好吗? 但我和你搭档时候 All right? And when I'm with you,
就感觉你总是拖累着我 it just feels like you hold me down.
只是希望你能和我一样展翅高飞 I just wish you could fly with me.
州立大学的队伍赢了 34比14 And the statesmen win, 34-14.
粉丝们开始冲向球场 And there go the fans onto the field.
延科! Jenko!
天啊! Jesus Christ!
- 老兄 刹车坏了 - 什么? - Dude, the brakes are out. - What?
别他妈挡道! Get the fuck out of the way!
你必须跳车了 跳 快跳! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
不 No.
操! Fuck!
我们走吧 头儿 得走了 Let's go, boss. We gotta go.
你成功了! 太棒了! You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
你被拘捕了 先生 You're under arrest, sir.
嘿 我是个警察 好吗? Hey, I'm an officer, all right?
先把我带走 我过会解释 Just take me in. I'll explain later.
不 别抓他 他只是个学生 没犯事 No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything.
等等 你在做什么? Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing?
我 呃... I, um...
我为你决定了 I decided for you.
你还是继续打橄榄球吧 Just stick with football.
和我搭档不会给你和他们一样的快乐的 I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can.
也许卧底搭档这种事 一次就够了 Maybe we were only supposed to do this once.
什么? What?
兄弟 这是我人生中最美好的时光! Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life!
我们走 兄弟! Let's go, man!
麦奎德! 麦奎德! 麦奎德! Mcquaid! Mcquaid! Mcquaid!
嘿 玛雅·安吉罗 Hey, Maya Angelou.
谢谢你对我撒谎 Thanks for lying to me.
兰博基尼! 兄弟! Lam-bros! Yes!
布拉德·麦奎德! 布拉德·麦奎德! Brad Mcquaid! Brad Mcquaid!
布拉德·麦奎德! 布拉德... Brad Mcquaid! Brad...
- 今晚过得好吗? - 不错 谢谢 - How are we doing tonight, sir? - Good, thanks.
您还有同伴要来吗 还是你一个人用餐? Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone?
也许会有人过来 但是... Someone may swing by, but we can...
点餐就不用等他们了 we can order without them.
新闻: 破获麦克尼斯州立大学毒品案
我们确认并逮捕了卡尔·墨菲医生 We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy,
并在他的办公室发现了毒品残余... who was found with Whyphy residue throughout his office...
他与死去的那名女性有着特别的关系 and had a close personal relationship with the deceased.
与最近所破获的高中学校案子相似 Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
非常相似 Exactly the same.
此案已结 The case is closed.
你想过 当你毕业的时候 你未来会做什么吗? You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
你不该扔石头的 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
什么? What?
你不该扔石头的 You're not supposed to throw rocks.
# 我根本就不想念你 # # I ain't missing you at all #
麦克尼斯州立大学 "歪乏"毒品案件资料 (已结案)
# 因为你已离我远去 # # since you've been gone away #
单人分量的龙虾 The lobster for one person.
一个人吃的分量就够 Enough for one person only.
# 无论朋友如何叨念 # # No matter what my friends say #
我觉得这起"歪乏"毒品案件有一些疑点 I found something in this Why-Phy case that caught my attention.
从我的办公室滚出去 Get the fuck out of my office.
- 长官 你不能... - 我们抓到凶手了 - Sir, you don't... - We caught the guy.
就这样! 就这样! Yeah! Yeah!
嘿 你今天除了健身 还想干点啥? Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today?
比如说? Like what?
加油 兄弟 只不过是几只龙虾 Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude.
快点 别怕 Come on. No, don't be afraid.
它会爬到你的脸上 爬你脸上 It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
就该这样玩嘛 永远都这样 It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives.
# 今晚虽会一直消沉 # # down this long distance line tonight #
# 但我从未想念过你 # # I ain't missing you at all #
# 因为你已离我而去 # # since you've been gone away #
# 我根本就没想念你 # # I ain't missing you #
# 无论朋友如何叨念 # # no matter what my friends say #
# 从未想念过你 # # ain't missing you #
- 嘿 - 你好 - Hey. - Hey.
你在这做什么? What are you doing here?
就是来看看你最近如何 Just came to see how you are.
我他妈简直不能再好了 I'm doing fucking great.
我感觉我从那以后最开心了 I'm the happiest I've ever been,
所以 我在这儿一个人尽情享受时光 so I'm just having a great time with myself.
我很高兴你一个人过得挺好 I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself.
我现在单飞了 就像碧昂丝 I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce.
碧昂丝曾为"天命真女"三人团队中一员 2002年团队解散
我以前有过"天命真男" 但现在... I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just...
单人超级明星 a lone superstar.
不错啊 Happy for you.
就像一位苗条的公主拥有理想和好嗓音 准备展翅高飞 Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice.
很棒啊 That's great.
你怎么样? How are you?
我挺不错的 I'm pretty great.
我就是装装酷... 你也知道祖克是个爱炫酷的 I just chill and... You know how chill Zook is.
祖克炫酷 没错 Zook's such a chill guy.
高冷得像冰一样 Just like ice.
我真替你高兴 That makes me so happy for you.
瞧 我只是想要说 So, look, I just wanted to say that, like,
我最近又考虑了下那案子 I was thinking about the case,
我担心他们有可能抓错人了 and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
我也觉得他不是真凶 I don't think he's the guy, either.
是吧? Yeah?
我查了下老鬼的背景 I looked into the Ghost's background,
我发现他在为一个州立大学的学生付学费 and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at MC State.
你觉得老鬼就是那个供货人的老爸? You think the Ghost could be the supplier's dad?
也许 Maybe.
这条信息够有料啊 Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information.
多谢夸奖 Thank you.
我听说"歪乏"又要重现江湖了 Well, I heard Whyphy's coming back in a big way.
这个春假 有人会带一大坨"歪乏" Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff
去墨西哥的波多 down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.
如果真是这样 "歪乏"就要火了 And if that happens, whyphy is going viral.
会火遍全美各大高校 It's gonna be at every college in the country.
还是我的消息比较有料 I think my information was stronger.
如果你... 你想 Look, if you... If you want to,
我们可以过去 we could go down there.
一起去? Like together?
不要说得这么认真 We don't have to put a label on it.
就是玩一玩 就这一回 Just, like, one-time. One-time thing.
不谈承诺 你我都别有负担 No big commitment or stress to each other.
用来纪念我们过去的美好 Just that one-time for old-time's sake.
那你让学校橄榄球美好新生活怎么办? What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
我也得放个假 I have time off.
放个春假 I'm on spring break.
墨西哥 波多
爽歪歪 Cool tingling.
得给这些宝贝找个好位置 Got room for one of these babies.
手榴弹 你干嘛放那里? A grenade. Why you gonna put it there?
一点都不卫生 That's just unsanitary.
放这感觉对 Feels right.
漏了一块 Missed a spot.
你知道我们就是玩一回 对吧? You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
我知道 I know.
你不会怪里怪气的? So you're not gonna be weird about this?
好吧 Okay.
完美 Perfect.
春假 哥来了 Spring break, motherfucker.
- 没看见我先走了吗? - 说抱歉 - Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you.
- 说抱歉 - 你想先走? - Excuse you. - You want to go first?
春假 嗨起来! Spring break, motherfuckers!
# 哥 穿越人山人海 # # I be divin' in the crowd #
# 甩着编发 纵情浪 # # shake my dreads, actin' wild #
# 弯不下腰 喝太高 # # can't do lean, too blowed out #
# 太嗨根本停不了 # # too turnt up, I can't turn down #
# 停不了 停不了 # # can't turn down can't turn down #
# 停不了 # # can't turn down #
嘿 Hey.
# 我只想 到处派对 # # All I wanna do is party #
# 我的头 摇个不停 # # my head keep on spinning around #
# 小宝贝 你怎么不 # # baby girl, why don't you first #
# 先把衣服扔地上 # # drop it to the ground #
# 哥 穿越人山人海 # # I be divin' in the crowd #
# 甩着编发 纵情浪 # # shake my dreads, actin' wild #
# 弯不下腰 喝太高 # # can't do lean, too blowed out #
# 太嗨根本停不了 # # too turnt up, I can't turn down #
# 停不了 停不了 # # can't turn down can't turn down #
天啊! 我都出汗了 My gosh! I'm sweaty.
你们竟然在这种地方点东西吃? You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
疯了吧 That's so crazy.
别这样 把你老二收好 Come on, man, put your dick away.
把你老二收好 Put your fucking dick away.
上楼 上楼 走 Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
好 计划是这样 Okay, so here's the plan.
这个春假 我们要让所有这些人对"歪乏"上瘾 We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on Whyphy.
然后你们带回你们那儿 Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf,
给我卖疯了 and you're gonna sell the shit out of it.
"卖疯" 看到没? "Sell shit out of it." Do you see that?
如果你们谁敢出卖我 提前说一声 就因为我心理学教授给了我B减 我栽赃给了他 And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus.
他在牢里呢 所以别他妈跟我过不去 He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
我们要建立一个全国的网络 We're gonna build a nationwide network.
怎么回事? 你搞什么? 别出声 What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet.
你干嘛不卖90年代那些经典老毒品 Why don't you sell those old classic drugs
可卡因啊 海洛因啊... from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and...
爸 那些是给老人家抽的 Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs.
给黄金女郎那些大妈用的吧 That's, like, what they did on the golden girls.
其中一个 布兰奇就抽海洛因 Like, Blanche did heroin.
好吧 我就默默坐着不出声 All right, I'll just sit here and be silent.
布兰奇没抽过 Blanche never did heroin.
好 杨氏兄弟 你们替代我那个死了的室友 Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot.
好 赞喔 Cool. Dope.
开什么玩笑 杨? 你们他妈的嗨了吧? Are you kidding me, Yangs? Are you fucking high?
当然了 嗨了 Of course. Yeah, I am.
老天爷 你们从来不知道 Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of,
"不要抽自己的供货吗?" "don't get high on your own supply"?
不知道 We didn't. Nah.
我没抽 I didn't do that.
对 我抽了他的 他抽了我的 Yeah, I used his and he used mine.
好吧 那我只能杀你们两只鸡儆猴了 Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
那是枪 真的诶 That's a gun. Yeah.
谁先来? Who first?
你想先来吗? 我不想死啊 You want to go first? I don't want to die.
你死吧... 我不想死 You die... I don't want to die.
- 石头剪子布? - 石头剪子布? - You want to do rock paper scissors? - Rock paper scissors?
- 就这样 - 就这样 - That's how we'll do it. - That's how we'll do it.
操 Fuck.
这样永远谁也赢不了 Yeah, we won't figure this out.
- 那我把你们俩都杀了 - 亲爱的 - I'll shoot both of you. - Darling.
如果你要继承家族产业 If you're going into the family business,
你得有个清白的背景 you will have to have a clean record.
所以我们才雇了这些人帮你杀嘛 That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
完蛋了 异口同声 Oh, fuck. Jinx.
现在就行动 We got to move right now.
到天堂给我买杯可乐 又来了 Buy me a coke in heaven. Jinx again.
给我放下枪! 他妈的放下! Put your guns down! Fucking guns down!
道格? Doug?
我才不叫道格 我是施密特 My name's not Doug, it's Schmidt.
- 我们是警察 - 想不到吧 - And guess what, we're cops. - Boom.
老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
- 所有人都知道 - 真的? - Yeah, everybody knows. - Really?
你们俩就像警察真人秀里面那些人 You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads.
好了 聊够了 伙计们 上! All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in!
- 我们还有后援呢? - 对! - Oh, do we have company? - Yeah!
- 放下枪 - 你先放 - Drop your guns. - Drop yours first.
我们的枪比你们多多了 给我他妈的放下 We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns.
好吧 你说得没错 Okay, that's a good point.
哇 Wow.
这就是你们的计划了? I mean, was this really your entire plan?
冲进来 也没有后援? Coming in here with no backup?
也许我们有个周全得多的计划 Or maybe we had a far more elaborate plan. Mmm-hmm.
也许我哥们口袋里装了个跟踪器 Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now.
也许... 什么? May... what?
你才有跟踪器 我没带 You had the fucking tracking device. I don't have it.
你他妈就只用记得带这个 That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember.
你才是大脑 跟踪器什么的归你 You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit.
那是你管的 我是肌肉啊 That's your domain. I do the physical shit.
知道吗 有时候我可能是拖你后腿了 You know what, I may drag you down sometimes,
但一旦你有机会做些蠢事 but every possible time you can do something dumb,
你总是会做最蠢的那种 you do the dumbest possible thing.
不 最蠢的事情是 No, the fucking dumbest possible thing
让俩警察在这吧啦吧啦 is letting two cops blah-blah-blah
而不知道其他警察正在赶来围剿他们 while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in.
喔 所以你是说我带了跟踪器 Oh, so you mean I brought the tracking device.
对啊 傻眼了吧? Yeah. What's up now, huh?
演得好真啊 That seemed like such a real argument.
这叫即兴创作 That's improv, bitch.
上! Move!
春假的都看不出来 Spring break yourself, fool.
我们少年队专打傻逼 We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
我们 也来了 We're here, as well.
我们是龙虎少年队 把你们打个落花流水 We jump street, and we about to jump in yo' ass.
片甲不留 Right in the crack.
别轻举妄动 面具脸 Don't do it, leatherface.
毒品在他那里! He's got the drugs!
好无聊啊 都没人中枪 This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我刚说完 你就中枪了? Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
我能用你的枪吗? 大一点 Can I have your gun? It's bigger.
停下! 我打爆你屁股! Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass!
爸! Dad!
玛雅? Maya?
你怎么在这? What are you doing here?
发生枪战了 This is a shoot-out.
你知道枪战一般都怎么发展的 You know what happens in a shoot-out.
总是要绑架个妹子 They always kidnap the girl.
也不总是 Not always.
- 梅塞迪斯? - 你得跟我走 - Mercedes? - You're coming with me.
得了吧 我才不跟你走呢 Bitch, please. I ain't going nowhere with you.
走 Now.
爸 我怎么办? Dad, what do I do?
那是我泳衣吗? Is that my bathing suit?
先问一声 才礼貌 Just ask. It's polite.
你打了我脚! 等下! You shot me in my foot! Wait!
走! 快走! Move! Move faster now!
我得慢慢来 妈的 你开枪打了我脚 I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot.
道格? 道格! Doug? Doug!
玛雅! Maya!
梅塞迪斯把我爸绑架走了! Mercedes just took my dad that way!
我们这就去追 Okay, we're on it.
如果我死了 我会回来找你们俩的! If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers!
完了 这下怎么跟得上? Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now?
兰博基尼 Lambo.
- 警察! 警察! - 去死吧 - Policia! Policia! - Fuck off.
老鬼在那! Shit, there's Ghost!
啊? 那怎么办? What? What do we do?
我们得分开行动 Uh, we need to split up.
你没问题吧? Are you okay with that?
我可以 Yeah, I can do it.
你确定? Are you sure?
不过我得开车 因为你跑得快 I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot.
啊? 我不能开兰博基尼? What? I don't get to drive the lambo?
对 快点 要走了! No, you don't. Come on, let's go!
但是我想... 谁在乎什么兰博基尼? 走哇! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go!
- 快他妈把钥匙给我! - 我舍不得 - Let go of the fucking keys! - I can't let 'em go.
你得抢过去 You're gonna have to take 'em.
好好待她 好吗? 会很辉煌的 Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
这怎么开啊? How do you drive this thing?
是她开你 哥们 You got to let her drive you, bro.
根本进不去 I can't get in.
嘿! Hey!
你眼睛长哪了! Look where you're going!
怎么开啊! It's so confusing!
轻点 我的手可疼了 Easy, bitch. My hands are hurting.
哇! Whoa!
你知道是谁在后面追我吗? You know who's behind us in that car?
那可是我们最好的司机啊 That's one of the best drivers that we got.
操! Fuck!
喔 完了 Oh, shit.
太他妈复杂了 这是什么? Fucking complicated. What is this?
天啊! Holy shit!
你害我开不了兰博基尼 傻逼! You fucked up me driving a lamborghini, you dick!
你妹的 鸽子! Fuck you, doves!
墨西哥波多的人们 让我听到你们的尖叫声! Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!
简直是蝙蝠战车 It's like a Batmobile.
加油啊 施密特! Come on, Schmidt!
老人家借过一下! Old man coming through!
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
布拉德! 春假啊! Brad! Spring break!
现在不行 Look, I can't, all right?
哥们 我要走了 走了 Dude, I got to go. I got to go.
你够了 This is quite enough.
快放我走 放弃吧 You need to let me go and drop all this.
都让开! Get out of the way!
东京漂移! Tokyo drift!
一切发生的太快... That was way too fast and pretty...
太... 有力了 Way too... A little bit too furious.
施密特! 快过来! 我手被铐上了 Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!
放弃吧! 车倒是停的不错啊! Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!
操! 我马上回来 Fuck! I'll be right back.
我得先走了 马上回来 I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry.
这是命令 狗娘养的! 快过来! That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
你真是老弱病残! You are so old and weak!
把枪放下! 说真的! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!
把你的糙手拿开! Get your wrinkly hands off me!
你他妈去哪了? Where the hell have you been?
找你呢 Looking for you.
我都快跑瞎了! I've been running like crazy!
嘿! 嘿 Hey! Hey.
来场男人的战斗? Want to fight like a man?
你最好一人抵两个男人 Then you better fight like two men.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
真的么? 又来个双胞胎? Really? More twins?
给我起来 老大爷! Get up, old man river!
来啊! 嘿 Come on! Hey.
起来打我 你个孬种! Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
我不打女人 你快住手! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop!
这不重要 It shouldn't matter.
如果你把我当人看而不是女人 If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman,
你肯定下得去手 也不会内疚 you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
- 好吧 - 来啊! - Okay. - Bring it!
我准备好了 I'm ready.
我可出手了 It's on now, dawg.
女人的战斗 Girl fight.
喔 喔 天啊 Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
- 我眼里出血了吗? - 天啊 你还好吗? - Is there blood in my eye? - Oh, my God. Are you all right?
我眼睛好像出血了 I think there's blood in my eye.
这他妈才是拳头! Fucking learn how to hit!
好一点了! That's a little better!
好一点了 蠢货! 来啊! 来啊! That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!
- 不! 不! - 怎么? - No! No! - What?
- 你干嘛呢? - 我干嘛? - What were you doing? - What am I doing?
你干嘛一副要亲我的样子? Why'd you try to kiss me?
我他妈才没有要亲你! I didn't fucking try and kiss you!
- 你就有 - 你太奇怪了! - Yes, you did. - Ooh, you're so weird!
你跟我玩史密斯夫妇那一套呢 You're fucking Mr. And Mrs. Smith-ing me.
我没有跟你搞那一套 I'm not Mr. And Mrs. Smith-ing you.
根本就不是那种性奋的战斗 This wasn't a sexy fight.
那你就没有一直想要亲我咯 Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time.
我压根就没想亲你啊! I never once wanted to kiss you!
压根! 没有! Never! No!
- 你又来了! - 住手! - You just did it again! - Stop it! Stop!
你又摆出那个性感的表情! You're making a face that is sexy!
我根本就没想亲你! I don't even want to kiss you!
那你就别! Then stop trying!
是你一直! You keep trying!
我完全没想要亲你! I've never tried to kiss you.
你给我使了"吻我"的眼神 You gave me "kiss me" eyes.
我没有 No, I didn't.
那是"我刚被你打了一拳"的眼神 The eyes were "I just got punched in the face" eyes.
不是"吻我"的眼神 They weren't "kiss me" eyes.
我根本都不喜欢你 I don't even like you!
我也不喜欢你 别想亲我了! Neither do I, so stop kissing me!
好! Okay!
不! 你又靠近了! No! You're leaning in again!
我不知道我们是要开打还是开亲! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss!
这场面被你弄得好尴尬 You're making this so uncomfortable.
简直是有生以来最尴尬的赤手空搏 This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in.
我来给你找个台阶下 打你一拳 I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face.
- 好吗? - 好 - Okay? - Okay.
之后我们就继续打架 And then we're gonna go back to fighting
假装什么都没发生 and we'll pretend this never happened,
这感觉太怪异了 'cause I feel so awkward.
让我看到你们的双手! I want to see you get crazy!
唔! Whoo!
我他妈太讨厌春假了! I fucking hate spring break!
操! Fuck!
嗷! Ow!
开什么玩笑? 这是塑料的 Are you kidding me? It's plastic.
根本都不疼! 好吧... Doesn't even hurt! Okay...
这春假不是你想的那样? This isn't the spring break you imagined?
要不这样吧? 来点刺激的? How about this? You want a little fun?
那是什么? What is that?
湿身诱惑哟! Get wet, baby!
我脸上好多油啊! So much lube in my face!
喔 Oh.
脸上的油 Lube on my face.
你好暴力喔! You're so violent!
要不闪开 要不上我! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!
我才不要上你! I'm not gonna fuck you!
- 要上床了吗? - 不是! - Are we gonna fuck? - No, we're not!
是这个节奏吗? Is that what's happening?
不! 我永远都不会和你上床! No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever!
滚下去! Get off!
嘿! Hey!
干嘛? 你要干嘛? What? What are you gonna do?
用你那对充满老年斑的手掐死我吗? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands?
用你的助行架推倒我? You gonna push me over with your Walker?
你能追上我真了不起啊 I'm impressed you caught up to me.
可能你自从和杂货店的 You probably haven't run that fast
老头们一起运动后 since you played stickball in the field
就从来没跑这么快过 behind old pop Wiggleby's sweet shop.
- 别动 混蛋 - 感谢上帝 - Freeze, bitch. - Oh, thank God.
你看谁从那狗屁链子里钻出来了 Look who got off the motherfucking leash.
- 现在换谁当落难少女了? - 我靠! - Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!
那就换他吧 Well, I guess it's him.
我没法准确地瞄到她 施密特 I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.
那就别开枪了! Then don't take the shot!
说不定我想瞄歪一点 Maybe I want to take a dirty shot.
就像你用歪理试图勾引我女儿一样 Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter.
我才没有在里面射出过瘾你女儿好吗? I didn't take a dirty shot in your daughter, okay?
我们聊了很多 而且我们很关心彼此 We talked a lot, and we care about each other.
你所有的美好品质 All the good qualities you have,
我都可以在玛雅身上感受到 I can feel inside of Maya.
我开枪了 I'm gonna take the shot.
别开枪 Don't take the shot.
我可以一枪打穿你的肩膀 I can shoot right through your shoulder,
直接击中这混蛋的胸口 hit the bitch right in the chest.
- 别开枪 - 我开枪了 - Don't take the shot. - I'm taking the shot.
我可以开枪啊 I'll take the fucking shot.
我开枪之前谁都不准开枪 Nobody take the shot before me.
- 要不咱俩同时开枪? - 谁都别开枪 - How about we take it at the same time? - No one take a shot.
等等 等等 等等 等一下! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 趁现在 玛雅! - 什么? - Now Maya! - What?
我操! 你有权保持沉默... Shit! You have the right to remain silent...
不用不用 这里我搞定 No, no, no, I got this.
你去摆平老鬼 他在房顶上 You go handle the Ghost. He's on the roof.
- 这就去 - 我来吧 - I'm on it. - I got it.
你在看哪呢? What you looking at?
手铐铐得不错啊 宝贝女儿 Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
楼梯真他妈多 So many fucking stairs.
- 是我! 是我! - 我去 - It's me! It's me! - Shit.
哥们 你赶来了 梅塞迪斯抓住了吗? You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes?
是啊 单枪匹马 Yeah. All by myself.
真的啊? Really?
- 大多数是单枪匹马吧 - 好啊 - Mainly by myself. - Okay.
还有 老兄你太对了 那辆兰博... And, dude, you were right, that lambo...
我现在没法承受这个 Just can't hear that right now.
那车实在太烂了 不怎么好 It's a shitty-made car. It's not good.
嘿 我们行动吧 我们得行动了 Hey, let's go. We got to go.
你还剩几颗子弹? How many bullets you got left?
没剩 None.
装成你还有子弹吧 Act like you have bullets, then.
我们必须起飞! We gotta go!
我们必须等小布丁! We have to wait for Pudding!
延科! Jenko!
快走快走! Go, go!
- 来 拿着枪 - 好 - Here, take this. - Okay.
我试过替你挨子弹了 I tried to take a bullet for you, man.
是啊 可你没挨上 Yeah. But you didn't.
但是我试过 重要的是我有这份心 But I tried. It's the thought that matters.
不 有份心不重要 No, it's not the thought that counts.
挨子弹才他妈重要 It's fucking taking the bullet.
掩护我 我绕过去 Cover me. I'm gonna go long.
好 Okay.
拜拜 终结者! Bye-bye, Terminator!
嘿! 放开我的直升机! Hey! Get off of my chopper!
你能甩掉他吗? Can you shake him off?
我来了 你这个王八蛋! I'm coming for you, motherfucker!
快点来回晃一晃把手! Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
他只剩一只手! He's only got one arm!
我只需要一只手就能打爆你的小鸡鸡 I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
甩掉他! 甩掉他! Shake him off! Shake him off!
别当个骚包! Don't be a pussy!
我的妈啊! Holy shit!
我办到了! I did it!
我看上去太牛逼了! I look so fucking badass!
天啊 你飞起来了! Oh, my God, you flew!
这太疯狂了! This is crazy!
你真的跳了! You made the leap, man!
你为什么跳? Why'd you do that?
因为你跳了啊! 'Cause you did it!
我不能不管你死活啊哥们! I couldn't leave you hanging, man!
你在胡说什么啊? 我没事 我搞定了 What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it.
你才没... You weren't...
- 我抓住你了! - 我操! 施密特! - I got you! - Shit! Schmidt!
我抓住你了! I got you!
你救了我的命! You saved my life!
我才发现 I just realized something.
你才不是拖着我下水 You don't hold me down, man.
你是拉着我上进 You lift me up.
实际里和比喻上都是 Literally and figuratively.
我知道 我说的就是 Yeah, I know. I meant both.
你也从来不拖我下水 You don't drag me down, either, man.
当然除了现在以外 I mean, except right now.
你正拖着我 你真重啊 You're dragging me down. You're really heavy.
听好了 我短裤里有颗手榴弹 Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts.
你够得着吗? Can you reach it?
你得从下面入手 You gotta go in from underneath.
真他妈的! Oh, shit!
- 是这个吗? - 那是我小鸡鸡 - Is that it? - That's my dick.
这个呢? What about that?
这还是我的小鸡鸡 That's my dick also.
为什么是硬的?! Why is it hard?!
我身体里的肾上腺素狂飙啊! I have so much adrenaline right now!
- 是这个吗? - 你别胳肢我啊 - Is that it? - You're tickling me.
我摸不着! I can't find it!
就是它! 抓住! That's it! Grab it!
很好! Yes!
天啊 我满嘴都是 No, I got it in my mouth.
扔的时候说句帅气的话! Say something cool when you throw it!
一 二 三! One, two, three!
帅气的话! Something cool!
他们不见了! They're gone!
喔 活着太棒... Oh, I feel so alive...
呜呼! Whoo-hoo!
我们成功了! We did it!
哥们 我太他妈... 疼! Dude, fuck, I'm... ow!
哦! 不好 对不起 Oh! Shit, sorry.
哥们 我太想念你了 Dude, I miss you so much, man.
我也想念你 I miss you, too.
当时你就像是一朵花的小小种子 You were like a tiny little flower seed
我把你紧紧的握在手中 and I was clenching you in my fist.
可是花朵不能在手中茁壮成长 But a flower, it can't grow in a fist.
小小种子必须自由的飞翔 寻找自己的土壤 A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil.
我知道 我试过寻找自己的土坑 可我一点也不喜欢 Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it.
我本想让我们的关系之间没有摩擦 I wanted a relationship without friction.
可是有摩擦才能产生火花 Dude, you need friction to create fire.
我们之间就是这个 是火花 And that's what we have, we have fire.
哥们 我跟你了 我跟定你了 Dude, I'm in. I'm all in.
感谢上天 Thank God.
我想要的一直就是这个 只有你和我 伙计 Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy.
我爱你 I love you.
我也是 哥们 我爱死你了 Me, too, man. I love you, man.
我看透了 You know what?
他俩就应该在一起 That's who he should be with, man.
啥? What?
你当时扔手榴弹的时候说什么了? Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there?
我说了句: "帅气的话" I said: "Something cool."
你说什么了? What did you say?
- 是句 "帅气的话" - 不我懂 可你说的是什么? - It was "something cool." - No, but what'd you say?
是啊我知道 我说了"帅气的话" Yeah, I know. I said, "something cool."
我没想到放春假如此糟糕透顶 I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky.
真挺恶心 It's pretty gross.
我们对这种事来说年纪太大了 Man, we're getting too old for this shit.
我们一开始年纪就太大了 We started off too old for this shit.
这句不是骗人的 You ain't lying about that.
哥们 手的事咱俩就算扯平了好吧? 对吧? Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right?
干嘛? 你想要干嘛? What? What do you want to do?
- 别动 - 我操 好吧 - Don't move. - Fuck. All right.
- 赶快弄完吧 行吗? - 别动啊 - Just get it over with, all right? - Don't move.
- 一... - 擦破手臂就行了 - One... - Just graze my arm.
- 我不想让你射中骨头 - 二 - I don't want you to hit the bone. - Two,
三 Three.
- 操! 操! - 妈呀! - Fuck! Fuck! - Shit!
- 天啊 你没事吧? - 你妈逼! - Oh, my God, are you all right? - Shit!
为什么? 为什么每次在你身边我都会受伤? Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you?
- 延科 你干什么呢? - 我去你妈的 - Jenko, what are you doing? - Oh, fuck you.
- 去你妈的施密特 - 别瞎闹了 - Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop dicking around.
- 嘿 队长 - 恭喜二位 - Hey, Cap. - Congratulations, you two.
你们成功搞定了你们原先搞糟了的局面 You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up.
谢了 Thanks.
我多希望你没搞我女儿 I wish you can un-fuck my daughter,
可我就让它过去了 but I'm gonna let that be the past.
你们这次的任务 Now, for your next mission,
轮到你俩兔崽子去上医学院了 you two sons of bitches are going to medical school.
啥? What?
龙虎少年队3 医学院
转头咳一声
医生检查蛋蛋的时候说的话
这回 去国外当留学生 This time, foreign exchange students.
- 真棒 - 太好了! - Awesome. - Yes!
去俄国 In Russia.
啥? What?
再会了 Do svidanya.
伏特加苏打 Vodka soda.
龙虎少年队4: 外国留学生
热乎腾腾的布尔什维克
"布尔什维克"和bullshit"狗屎"谐音
接下来的任务 海上学期 Next assignment. A semester at sea.
龙虎少年队5: 海上学期
世事无船
龙虎少年队6: 艺术学院
轮到你俩兔崽子去上厨师学校了 You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school.
这个肉馅卷饼里有微型芯片 There's a microchip in this empanada.
传家配方 Old family recipe.
最好还是保密 Best to keep it a secret.
我 操! Oh, shit!
龙虎少年队7: 厨师学院
开炖吧
龙虎少年队8
兽 医 学 院
一
锄
即
发
新任务... New assignment...
队长 你看施密特是不是不一样了? Cap, does Schmidt look any different to you?
不会 那就是施密特 No. That's Schmidt.
我听不懂你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about, man.
他看起来一模一样啊 He look exactly the same to me.
我配了副新眼镜 I got new glasses.
对啊 只不过是配了副新眼镜 妈的 Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. God damn.
没人会TM注意到的 No one's gonna fucking notice.
我们上吧 施密特 Let's do this, Schmidt.
好啊 用我们一贯作风 延肯斯 Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins.
- 是延科 - 哦不好意思 - It's Jenko. - Oh, sorry.
龙虎少年队9
圣主日学校
延科和施密特重返沙场...
神圣屎命
你能回来我真的是太高兴了 施密特 I'm really, really glad you're back, Schmidt.
你说什么呢? 什么合约纠纷? What are you talking about? What contract dispute?
我一直都在这 I've been here the whole time.
给我闭上你的臭嘴 Man, shut the fuck up.
飞行学院怎么样? How about a flight academy?
龙虎少年队10
飞 行 学 院
带回副驾驶里的"架势"
卧底将会变得非常性感 Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
龙虎少年队11: 忍者学院
龙虎少年队12
消 防 员 学 校
重友轻水管
你是龙虎少年队的 对吧? You're Jump Street, right?
是啊 你是怎么知道的? Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
我是布克 I'm Booker.
我靠 你可是传说人物啊 Oh, shit. Man, you're a legend.
龙虎少年队
传宗接代
龙虎少年队14
老 鬼 归 来
交通驾驶课! Traffic school!
龙虎少年队15
交 通 驾 驶 课
机动车停放 缉毒真挺棒
军事学校 Military school.
龙虎少年队16
军 事 学 校
赌上裤子里的二等兵
潜水课 Scuba class.
龙虎少年队17
潜 水 课
重友轻
库斯托: 著名海洋研究家
舞蹈学院 Dance academy.
很好 Yes.
终于轮到我拿手的了 Finally something I'm amazing at.
# 当你无路可退时 你的朋友们会为你开道 # # Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall #
龙虎少年队18
舞 蹈 学 院
踮脚 开枪
# 你会发现你需要我们 # # you'll find you need us #
# 因为别人不会听你的号召 # # 'cause there's no one else to call #
轮到你俩兔崽子去游戏里了 You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
来炸烂东西吧 Let's blow shit up.
龙虎少年队Style Jump street style.
# 我们已经到处失控 # # We out of control all over the place #
# 谁来阻止我们啊 快 # # and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick #
# 在路上 在你面前 # # out on the road all up in your face #
龙虎少年队人偶玩具
准备好屌爆一辈子吧 Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.
它往我嘴巴里喷墨啦! It's inking in my mouth!
别干我女儿 Don't fuck my daughter.
# 是啊他们就会破案 而且破的快 # # Yeah they'll crack the case and yeah they gotta crack it fast #
# 他们就是龙虎队 要爆你菊花开 # # They're the jump street and 'bout to jump up in your ass
龙虎少年队: 动画版
# 这是专门私下行动 特殊的军团 # # This the special unit that's designed to keep it quiet #
龙虎少年队19 电动射靶游戏
别射我的小丁丁!!
# 我们潜入贩毒团体 抓出大毒枭 上! # # We infiltrate the dealers and we find the damn suppliers GO! #
# 不要用别人帮你来选择道理 # # Don't need permission to decide what you believe #
# 就跳 跳到龙虎队里 # # say jump, jumping down on jump street #
好 新任务 All right, new assignment.
化妆用了六个小时? Six hours of makeup?
我俩对这种事来说年纪太大了 We're getting too old for this shit.
说得好 Nice.
龙虎老年队20
敬 老 院
老字号
# 等一下 我们不过在寻找本性 # # Wait, we just here trying to find us #
# 施密特找来找去找到了爱情 # # Schmidt went lookin', till he found love #
龙虎少年队21
魔术学校
# 生活甜蜜了 祝你胃口好 # # Got his life sweet, bon appetit #
# 放春假真好 海滩派对妙 # # Spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach #
龙虎少年队22
美 容 学 院
染发染到底
# 事态有变动可是 # # Shit did change, but all that means #
# 真正的朋友不会离你在此 # # is that your real friends don't ever leave #
# 哪一天才会截止? # # Will it ever be complete? #
龙虎少年队23
墨西哥街头乐队
这有点太离谱了
# 龙虎少年队永远不会死 # # Jump street won't ever cease #
# 不会死 不会死 # # ever cease ever cease #
龙虎太空队2121
# 不会死 不会死 # # ever cease ever cease #
帅气的话! Something cool!
最后有彩蛋 不要走开
# 我们会永远活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我们会永远 我们会永远 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 耶 今年是我们的 我和兄弟在一起 # # Yeah, me and my homie this is our year #
# 事情就像一场消防演习 # # and it's going down like a fire drill #
# 千辛万苦到此 在此分离 # # Came a long way, now we part here #
# 可我们还是一起主宰 一起拉稀 # # and we still running shit, call it diarrhea #
# 像"好家伙"们一样 彼此坚持 # # Coming up together like them Goodfellas #
# 心心相印 # # Heart through the loop #
# 把守这些街头巷尾 保持真实 # # Holding down, keep it true in these streets #
# 直到房顶 # # Back to the roof #
# 随时随地我都要 像脊椎一样为你撑腰 # # Anywhere anytime, I got your back like a spine #
# 从不撇下兄弟自己跑 大家一起闪耀 # # My homies never left behind, my whole team get to shine #
# 世界说敞开心灵 所以我们越来越出名 # # The world said open up that's why we're blowing up #
# 所以我们奋力前行 喝到吐了才停 # # That's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up #
# 我们赚钱之欲 是无人可比之举 # # The way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better #
# 天上写下我们的名字 因为我们会永远活下去 # # Write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever #
# 永远活下去啊 # # live forever, man #
# 我们会永远活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我们会永远 我们会永远 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 派对中最引人注目者 培恩酒 百加得 # # Life of the party, patron and bacardi #
# 烂醉如泥地 和那个女孩火热着 # # Get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body #
# 和我在一起的人都有层次 # # Came up with the people that's real #
# 是我的饭票子 # # Ticket to the meal #
# 就是如此 我们在一起 # # Now like it, we all together #
# 就是这样子 # # That's just how it is #
# 我也是醉了 就像三振出局一样 # # I'm throwed like a strike out #
# 比灯塔都要更光亮 # # Shine brighter than a lighthouse #
# 比白宫都要更宽敞 # # Bigger than the white house #
# 和我们作对 就会全部落网 # # Go against my team, get wiped out #
# 摩托上的铁骑兵 # # Got them choppers like troopers #
# 别让我劈你头破血流 # # Don't make me split your head #
# 我弟兄把你点了 拿来当烟抽 # # My lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig #
# 我们会永远活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我们会永远 我们会永远 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 我们会永远活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 我们会永远 我们会永远 # # We're gonna live for we're gonna live for #
# 我们会永远活下去 # # We're gonna live forever #
# 是啊 # # Yeah #
# 永远 # # Forever #
艾瑞克 Eric.
艾瑞克 醒了没? Eric, are you awake?
没 No.
我大姨妈来迟了 I'm late.