♪ Gonna do it my way ♪
♪ Goin' for the gold ♪
♪ Gonna do it my way… ♪
‎等等 你要做什么？ Wait, you're gonna be what?
‎新的上帝 是不是很棒？ The new God. Isn't that great?
‎所以你父亲即将退休 ‎然后他选择了你来接替他？ So your Dad's gonna retire, and he chose you to replace him?
‎他没说这么多 ‎就让我和阿曼纳迪尔保守秘密 Well, not in so many words. He asked me and Amenadiel to keep it a secret,
‎所以很明显 ‎他想让我们其中一个接替他 so it's obvious he wants it to be one of us.
‎阿曼纳迪尔不想接替吗？ And Amenadiel doesn't want it?
‎不想 完全落到我身上了 Nope. It's all mine.
‎那其他的所有天使呢？ ‎他们都会同意吗？ What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?
‎不会 他们的意见会比推特状态还多 No, they'll have more opinions than Twitter,
‎但天堂从来就不是民主制 but Heaven's never been a democracy.
‎最好等父亲正式宣布的时候 ‎再让他们知道 It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official.
‎但为什么是你呢？ But why you?
‎因为我会成为一个 ‎比我父亲更好的上帝 Because I would be a much better God than my father ever was.
‎不是 但你为什么想要成为上帝呢？ No, but why would you even want to be God?
‎别管为什么 一定会很棒的 警探 Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective.
‎等我接管后 会发生很多变化 Lots of changes when I'm in charge.
‎战争会消失 世界饥饿会得以解决 War eradicated, world hunger satiated.
‎宿醉…从一开始就不该存在 Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place.
‎我其实以为 你会比现在激动呢 You know, I really thought you'd be more excited about this.
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎我大概只是 I guess I'm just
想弄清楚 ‎这一切到底意味着什么 trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means.
‎意味着什么？ ‎-对我们来说 是的 Means? -For us. Yeah.
‎这不会改变任何事 事实上 ‎我们之间只会变得更好 Oh, well, it won't change a thing. In fact, things will only get better.
‎我会变得无所不知、无所不能 ‎无所不在 一切都是无敌的 I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis.
‎但这对我们的关系有什么好处呢？ But how is that good for our relationship?
‎无论何时何地 只要你需要我 ‎我都会在你身边 I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me.
‎我会清楚地知道你在想什么 I'll know exactly what you're thinking.
‎一点都不危险呢 That's not at all dangerous.
‎比如 我可以清楚地知道你什么时候 ‎想让我做你喜欢的那件事 Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example.
‎听着 警探 这是件好事 相信我 Look, Detective, this is a good thing. Trust me.
‎我相信你 I do.
‎我只是… I just…
‎当然 你需要时间去适应 You need time to process. Of course you do.
‎在此期间 还是像往常一样办事吧？ Well, in the meantime, how about business as usual?
‎一起精彩的小谋杀案 ‎让你不去想这些事如何？ Nice little murder, take your mind off things?
♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪
威尼斯水族馆
♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪
‎你能想象被鲨鱼撕成碎片的样子吗？ Could you imagine being ripped apart by a shark?
‎我必须要想象吗？ Do I have to?
‎你觉得最糟糕的部分是什么？ What do you think the worst part would be?
‎那些撕咬进你皮肤的大牙 Those big ole teeth tearing into your skin,
‎当你尖叫时 填进你肺里的水 the water filling your lungs as you scream
‎还是因为极度恐惧而心脏病发作？ or the heart attack from the sheer terror of it all?
‎你总是能给我惊喜 艾拉 You never cease to amaze me, Ella.
‎我是说 就算是最黑暗、最变态的事 ‎也能让你兴奋 I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,
‎因为你知道这些工作会帮到别人 and that's because you know all this work's gonna help somebody.
‎是的 Yeah.
‎鲨鱼 地球上被误解最深的生物之一 Sharks, one of Earth's most misunderstood creatures.
‎等我做了上帝 肯定会纠正这一点 Definitely correcting that when I'm God.
‎所以 So,
‎我们现在掌握什么？ who do we have here?
‎布鲁娜·伦佐尼 33岁 水族馆的主管 Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium.
‎她的尸体碎片散落在鱼缸里 ‎-很明显 是鲨鱼所杀 对吧？ Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?
‎不对 Wrong!
‎看 这里的伤口比任何牙齿咬痕都深 See, this wound right here is way deeper than any sort of tooth.
‎创面也比较平整 是某种刀锋造成的 Cleaner cut too, made by some sort of blade.
‎她在落水之前就已经死了 She was dead before she hit the water.
‎所以杀手把尸体抛入水中 ‎希望鲨鱼能将这起谋杀案掩盖起来？ So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?
‎他们早该知道我们会 ‎闻到可疑的腥味 Should've known we'd smell something fishy.
‎大叔开的玩笑 真棒 ‎-多谢 我还在练习 Aww, Dad joke, nice. -Thanks. I'm practicing.
‎我们找到了 ‎除了左臂以外的所有尸体碎片 We've located all of her pieces except her left arm.
‎我们也确实发现手上的指甲 And the fingernails on the hand we do have
‎显示有挣扎的痕迹 show some sign of struggle,
‎于是我把样本送到了实验室 so I sent the samples back to the lab.
‎她的尸体碎片在水里泡了很长时间 Her pieces were in the water for a long time, so it's gonna be tough,
‎所以鉴定过程会很难 但也许受害者 ‎刮取到了一部分凶手的基因 but maybe our victim nabbed some of the killer's DNA.
‎谁发现的尸体？ ‎-伊丽莎白·纽曼 Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman.
‎水族馆的老板 The aquarium's owner.
‎我是今天早上来的 ‎因为布鲁娜不回我的电话 I came in this morning because Bruna wasn't returning my calls.
‎我没想到我找到她时 她会是… I never imagined I'd find her like…
‎是那个样子 like that.
‎真是一场噩梦 我不知道没有她 ‎我该怎么做 Oh, this is a nightmare. I don't know how to do any of this without her.
‎你知道有谁会想要布鲁娜死吗？ Do you know of anyone who would want Bruna dead?
‎不知道 我完全不知道 No, I have no idea.
‎她是我们海洋保护团体的支柱 She was a pillar of our marine conservation community.
‎如果不是我父亲有所松懈 Oceans wouldn't need saving
‎海洋就不会需要拯救了 ‎随口说说而已 if my father hadn't been slacking. Just saying.
‎谁拥有在下班后进入水族馆的权限？ Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?
‎我不知道 布鲁娜负责一切事务 I don't know. Bruna ran everything.
‎我像她一样爱我们的动物 I love our animals as much as she does,
‎但这几天 我更沉迷于赚钱 but these days I'm just more of the money person.
‎警探 我刚刚意识到 Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,
‎等我成为上帝 ‎我就能回答你所有的问题了 when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions.
‎就不用再问丽兹这种没用的人了 No more asking useless people like Lizzie here.
‎好吧 但你现在还不是上帝 ‎所以现在无济于事 Okay, well, you are not God yet, so that is not helpful right now.
‎我只是想让你 ‎对我的升职感到兴奋 就像… Well, I'm just trying to get you as excited about my new promotion as…
‎我一样兴奋 I am.
‎失陪一下 Excuse me.
‎哥哥 你来这里干什么？ Brother, what are you doing here?
‎你不接电话 You weren't answering your phone.
‎你听说了吗？ Have you heard the news?
‎父亲回来了 Father's back.
‎真的吗？ Really?
‎但为什么你看上去如此担心？ ‎他还是要退休的 是吧？ But why do you look so worried? He's still retiring, isn't he?
‎对 退休是肯定会的 Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening.
‎太好了 那我应该去找他谈谈 Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him
‎得到他的祝福 不要提前被我们那些 ‎爱管闲事的兄弟姐妹发现 and get his blessing before our meddlesome siblings find out.
‎是啊 Yeah.
‎这个嘛… About that…
退休快乐
‎谢谢父亲 Thanks, Pop.
让这里有汉堡！
‎活见鬼 Oh, bloody Hell!
‎要热狗还是汉堡 我的孩子们？ Hot dogs or burgers, my children?
‎太失礼了 Rude.
‎我没有收到邀请 I didn't get an invitation.
‎连加百利的邮件邀请也没收到吗？ Not even Gabriel's e-vite?
‎她发的邮件太多了 ‎我直接设为垃圾邮件地址了 Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam.
‎嗨！听到你谈论到我了 好久不见 ‎很高兴你们赶来了 Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me. Long time no see. Glad you could make it.
‎大天使集合！ Archangels, assemble! -
‎亚兹拉尔向你们问好 ‎真希望她能来 Azrael says hi, wishes she could be here,
‎但你们知道 死亡天使没办法休息 but you know, no rest for the Angel of Death.
‎嗨 加百利 Hey, Gabriel.
‎阿曼纳迪尔 你可真是个忙碌的天使 So, Amenadiel, someone's been a busy angel.
‎快说说 我想知道 ‎关于你孩子妈妈的一切 Spill. I wanna know everything about your baby mama.
‎好像我什么都愿意跟八卦天使说似的 Like I would tell anything to the Angel of Gossip.
‎是信息传递天使 不过无所谓了 It's Angel of Messages, but whatever.
‎你不说 我还有很多精彩的八卦 I got plenty of hot goss without you.
‎你们听说了吗？ Have you heard?
‎父亲年纪大了 他失去控制了 Dad's getting old, and he's losing it.
‎谁跟你说的？ Who told you that?
‎迈克 Michael.
‎一开始我们还说：”什么？不可能！“ At first we were like, "What? No way!"
‎但后来我们听说 父亲让人类歌唱 But then we heard that Dad was making people sing,
‎把自己变成凡人、失去了力量 ‎弄爆了一个人类… turned himself mortal, lost his powers, exploded a human.
‎他又把那个人拼回去了 He put the human back together again.
‎我们能不能谈谈眼前的问题？ Can we please talk about the immediate problem here?
‎比如我们这些大天使 ‎都聚集在地球上 Like all of us archangels gathered here on Earth,
‎让所有人类都能看到！ out in the open for all of humanity to see!
‎放心 哥哥 这里是洛杉矶 ‎没人会注意的 Relax, brother, this is LA. No one will even notice.
‎总之 恕我们失陪 妹妹 Anyway, if you'll excuse us, sister,
‎我们要去找亲爱的老父亲谈一谈 we would like to have a chat with dear old Dad.
‎雷米尔 Remiel.
‎见到你很高兴 哥哥 It's good to see you, brother.
‎妹妹 Sister.
‎没事 Ha! Nothing.
‎是谁邀请魔鬼来我们天使聚会的？ Who invited the Devil to our gathering of angels?
‎亚夫结哥哥 Brother Zadkiel,
‎看来你还是把你的正义天使角色 ‎看得太认真了 still taking your Angel of Righteousness role too seriously, I see.
‎谁给你的胆子？ How dare you!
‎路西 你这样做 ‎可不太符合上帝的习惯 That's not a godly way to behave, Lucy.
‎你说得对 You're right.
‎失陪了 Excuse me.
‎你们好 我的儿子们 Hello, my sons.
‎欢迎来到我的退休派对 Welcome to my retirement party.
‎你们能闻出来我在做什么吗？ Can you smell what I'm cooking?
‎这个短语我是从琳达那里学的 I learned that phrase from Linda.
‎父亲 我以为你退休这件事 ‎本应该是个秘密的 Dad, I thought your retirement was supposed to be a secret.
‎之前是的 感谢你们保守秘密 It was, and thank you for keeping it.
‎自从你从路西法的顶层公寓消失之后 ‎我们就找不到你了 Father, we couldn't find you after you disappeared from Lucifer's penthouse.
‎你这段时间 ‎是在计划你的退休生活吗？ Were you off planning your retirement?
‎我应该那么做 不是吗？ ‎-所以 父亲 Oh, I should do that, shouldn't I? -So, Dad.
‎既然你要退休了 总要有个人 ‎成为新的你 对吧？会是谁呢？ Since you're retiring, there'll be a new you, right? Who's it gonna be?
‎如果这是秘密 那就悄悄告诉我 ‎我不会告诉任何一个灵魂 If it's a secret, whisper it in my ear. I won't tell a soul.
‎谁会接替父亲 这是显而易见的 It's obvious who will replace Father.
‎是阿曼纳迪尔 It's Amenadiel.
‎没错！ Yes!
‎事实上 不会是阿曼纳迪尔的 Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel.
‎应该是我们当中最帅的来当 It's going to be the handsomest of us all.
‎那是汉桥巴蒂尔？ Hanjobadiel?
‎不是 不是汉桥巴蒂尔 No, not Hanjobadiel.
‎是我 It's going to be me.
什么？ What?
‎不会的 ‎-阿曼纳迪尔 告诉他 是你 No. -Amenadiel, tell him it's you.
‎雷米 我很抱歉 但… Remy, I'm sorry, but, uh…
‎我全力支持路西法 Lucifer has my full support.
‎怎么可能呢？ ‎有这么多资质合格的天使… How can that be? Of all the angels that are worthy--
‎谁比我更有资格？说得好 Who is more qualified than me? Good point.
‎我统治地狱已经几千年了 ‎你们有谁统治过自己的国度吗？ I ran Hell for millennia. Have any of you run your own kingdom?
‎连塔可餐车都没有运营过吧？ Even so much as a taco truck?
‎我不认为如此 Didn't think so.
‎哥哥 你知道我一直都听从你的指挥 Brother, you know I've always followed your lead.
‎好吗？但是我不能 ‎支持一个堕落的魔鬼 Okay? But I cannot support the Fallen One.
‎父亲 是你来选择 Father, this is your choice.
‎不是他们选 Not theirs.
‎告诉我们 你选择谁来当继承人 拜托 Tell us who you choose to be your successor. Please.
‎不如你就远离这件事 和你那 ‎带漩涡的手杖和该死的中世纪… Why don't you stay out of this with your swirly staff and your bloody medieval--
‎孩子们 拜托 一件一件来 Children, children, please, one thing at a time.
‎先是我的退休计划 ‎然后再说我的继承人 My retirement plan, then my successor.
‎但首先 But first,
‎谁还想再吃一个热狗？ who wants another hot dog?
‎警探 恐怕我在成为上帝的路上 ‎遇到了阻碍 Detective, I'm afraid that there has been a speed bump in my road to becoming God.
‎不是吧 真的吗？ Oh, no, really?
‎是的 在父亲任命我为上帝2.0之前 ‎他需要一个退休计划 Yes, before Dad names me God 2.0, he needs a retirement plan.
‎于是我想 还有什么比 ‎为他制作一个退休计划更好的方式 So, I thought, what better way to prove that I'm God material
‎来证明我是当上帝的料呢？ than to make his plans for him?
‎好吧 我懂了 在地球的事务中 Huh. Okay. Got it. Well, in Earthly matters,
‎我们采访完了水族馆的所有人 we finished interviewing everybody at the aquarium,
‎除了一些濒危鱼类失踪 and aside from a few endangered fish gone missing,
‎我们已经知道了…路西法？ we've learned that-- Lucifer.
‎我们有线索了 Hmm? -We have a lead.
‎选择这些养老院的线索吗？ On one of these retirement homes?
‎不是 是关于案子的 No, on the case. -Oh.
‎几个员工说 ‎布鲁娜和她丈夫发生了争吵 A few employees said Bruna was arguing with her husband.
‎他们无意中听到 ‎他在电话里大声威胁她 They overheard him making threats to her on some screaming match over the phone.
‎你应该把他带回局里 You should bring him in.
‎你这么想吗？ You think?
‎是的 我威胁了我的妻子 ‎我威胁她 我要离开她 Yes, I threatened my wife. I threatened to leave her.
‎那个愚蠢的水族馆充斥了她整个人生 That stupid aquarium was her entire life.
‎她对其他事情毫不关心 She paid zero attention to anything else.
‎包括你吗？ Including you?
‎我、我们的孩子、我们的狗以及家务 Me, our children, our dogs, housework.
‎她连运动手环挑战都没跟进 She couldn't even keep up with her Fitbit challenges.
‎她死的那天晚上 ‎你们知道我在哪儿吗？ The night she died, you know where I was?
‎我在家 Home.
‎自己照顾着我们两个生病的孩子 Taking care of our two sick kids, by myself.
‎你是在给出不在场证明吗？ So you're giving us your alibi?
‎我看过警匪片 我知道流程是什么 I watch cop shows. I know how this works.
‎你们会在我们的保姆监视器上看到 ‎很多我浑身都是孩子呕吐物的录像 You'll find plenty of footage of me covered in kid vomit on our nanny cam.
‎布鲁娜的员工听到 ‎你在电话里声嘶力竭 Bruna's employees heard you screaming over the phone.
‎是因为她没时间陪你吗？ Was that also about her never being around?
‎更多的是因为外遇的事 That was mostly about the affair.
‎她深夜给一个叫杰里米的餐馆老板 ‎打了很多电话 She was making late night calls to some restaurant owner named Jeremy.
‎我跟着她去了他家 但他们只是争吵 I followed her to his house, but all they did was argue.
‎事实证明那不是外遇 Turns out it wasn't an affair.
‎只是因为她的鱼 It was just about her fish.
‎连这个都是关于工作的 Even that was about work.
‎我有些希望她背着我搞外遇 Part of me hoped she was cheating on me,
‎就是为了证明她的水族馆 ‎不是她的整个宇宙 just to prove that her aquarium wasn't her entire universe.
‎她的宇宙？ Her universe?
‎你觉得某种程度来说 ‎她算是水族馆的上帝吗？ Would you say she was sort of the god of the aquarium?
‎绝对是 Sure.
‎一个没有时间 ‎来陪最爱她的人的上帝 A god who didn't have time for the one who loved her the most.
‎最爱她的人是我 Me.
‎路西法 你听到了吗？ Lucifer, are you hearing this?
‎他像上帝一样的妻子 ‎没有时间留给他 His godlike wife didn't have time for him.
‎你是说 上帝？ God, you say? -Mm-hmm.
‎在这些养老院中 Which one of these retirement homes
‎你觉得你像上帝一样的妻子 ‎会最喜欢哪一个？ do you think that your godlike wife would enjoy the most?
‎黄金老人社区拥有最棒的沙拉吧台 Uh, Golden Oldies has the best salad bar,
‎但这不能赢过 ‎安然梦乡社区的水中有氧运动 but you can't beat Big Sleep's water aerobics.
‎退休？你在… Retirement? What are you--
‎布鲁娜死了 Bruna is dead.
‎对哦 Right.
‎好吧 如果你是上帝 Right, well, if you were God,
‎你想在哪个地方度过你的永生？ which one do you think you'd like to spend your eternity in?
‎哪里都不想 I wouldn't.
‎没有我妻子在身边 哪里都不好 Not without my wife by my side.
‎这话对我一点帮助都没有 Well, that doesn't help me at all.
‎我父亲的妻子在另一个维度里 My dad's wife is in another dimension.
‎我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
‎但也许父亲可以找一个新伴侣 But maybe Dad could do with a new partner.
‎就这样定了 别管养老院了 ‎你给了我一个更好的主意 Well, that's it. Forget retirement homes. You've given me a much better idea.
‎不好意思 那案件呢？ ‎你一直都没有听 Excuse me, what about the case? You haven't even been listening.
‎我听了 Yes, I was.
‎水族馆、运动手环、孩子的呕吐物 ‎餐馆老板名叫杰里米 Aquarium, Fitbit, kid vomit, restaurant owner named Jeremy.
‎等等 Wait.
‎不会是“杰里米的美食” ‎那个杰里米吧？ It's not Jeremy of Jeremy's Fine Food, is it?
‎警探 杰里米在那个圈子里很有名 Oh. Detective, Jeremy is known in certain circles
‎供应珍稀、违法动物的圈子 for serving rare, illegal animals.
‎水族馆的鱼莫名消失 The aquarium's missing fish.
‎如果布鲁娜发现 ‎有人把鱼卖给了杰里米 If Bruna found out someone was selling the fish to Jeremy
‎然后她去当面质问他 ‎这绝对构成了杀人动机 and confronted him about it, that's definitely motive for murder.
‎拥有灵魂简直是最糟糕的事情 Having a soul is the worst.
‎这不是你梦寐以求的吗？ ‎-是的 直到我拥有之后 But isn't that what you wanted? -Yeah, until I got one.
‎拥有了夏娃 然后… Got Eve and…
‎结果证明 拥有一个 ‎可以死的灵魂伴侣… turns out having a soul mate that can die…
‎真是折磨 It's torture.
‎我们和一个人只能在有限的时间内 ‎在一起 这也有它特别的意义 There's also something very special about the limited time we have with someone.
‎也许你可以专注于你拥有了什么 Maybe you could focus on what you do have
‎而不是你没有什么 instead of what you don't.
‎但我知道夏娃最终会去天堂 ‎我就没办法了 Not when I know Eve will end up in Heaven.
‎而我永远不能去那里 Where I can never go.
‎你并不确定她最终会去天堂 You don't know that she's gonna end up in Heaven.
‎她是最聪明、最善良、最体贴 ‎最诚实的人 She's the brightest, nicest, most caring, honest person ever.
‎她当然会去天堂 Of course she's going to Heaven.
‎现在你拥有了全新的灵魂 ‎也许你也会去天堂 Now that you have a new soul, maybe you'll go too.
‎我做了这么多糟糕的事情也能去？ ‎琳达 拜托 With all the terrible things I've done, Linda? Come on.
‎我绝对会下地狱 Definitely going to Hell.
‎但你不是曾经有段时间 ‎一心只想回到那里吗？ But wasn't there a time that all you wanted was to go back there?
‎是啊 Yeah,
‎作为地狱的行刑者 as Hell's torturer.
‎但拥有灵魂后 如果我死了 But with a soul, if I die,
‎我会成为被行刑的人之一 I'll turn up as one of the tortured.
‎我的天啊 Oh, God.
‎我知道他们要怎么折磨我 I know how they're gonna torture me.
‎我一定要解决这个问题 I've gotta go fix this.
♪ If you only knew How much I loved you ♪
杰里米的美食
♪ The sky would open up And show from Heaven above… ♪
‎警探！ Detective!
‎路西法 你看起来很帅 Lucifer. You look handsome.
‎你看起来也秀色可餐 You look good enough to eat.
‎我们为什么要穿成这样 ‎来杰里米的店里？ Um, why are we at Jeremy's right now, dressed like this?
‎我们不是明天要去和他对质吗？ Weren't we gonna confront him tomorrow?
‎为什么要把今晚喝酒时 ‎能做的事拖到明天呢？ Why put off till tomorrow what we can do tonight whilst drinking wine?
‎再说了 如果我们跟他当面对质 ‎他肯定会否认的 Besides, if we confront him head-on, he'll surely deny, deny, deny.
‎但如果我们让他把他那些美味的 ‎非法肉类卖给我们 那就解决了 But if we get him to sell us one of his deliciously illegal meats, then voila!
‎我们就有筹码了 Leverage.
‎筹码 Leverage.
‎所以这就像是抓捕行动和约会的组合 So like a sting-date combo.
‎路西法 工作和生活的平衡很不错啊 You know, that's a nice work-life balance, Lucifer.
‎也许我根本不需要担心 ‎你成为上帝之后的情况 Maybe I don't need to be so worried about you becoming God after all.
‎我告诉过你了 Well, I told you. -I know.
‎能有时间我们两个人单独相处真好 It'll be nice to have some alone time, just the two of us.
‎儿子 Son.
‎还有你的父亲 Uh, and your dad. -
‎克萝伊 Chloe.
‎还有我的妈妈 And my mom.
‎准备好我们的双德克约会了吗？ Oh, ready for our double Decker date?
‎很高兴看到你们俩终于在一起了 Oh! It's good to see you two finally together. -
‎突如其来、毫无预兆的四人约会 Hmm! On a surprise, totally without warning, double date.
‎你也不知道？好吧 怪不得 Oh, you didn't know either? Well, that explains a lot.
‎我女儿从不邀请我去吃饭 My daughter never invites me to dinner.
‎我也非常猝不及防 I was blindsided too.
‎不可能 父亲 你无所不知 Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient.
‎父亲？ Dad?
‎我们还没正式介绍过呢 Well, we haven't been properly introduced.
‎我是佩内洛普 I'm Penelope.
‎我知道 I know.
‎你已经知道了我的信息 ‎这一点很加分 Aww, you know my work. Well, points already.
‎你叫什么？ And your name is?
‎你可以叫我上帝 You can call me God.
‎弗雷！上帝弗雷是他的名字 Frey! Godfrey is his name.
‎是的 我觉得你们俩应该能合得来 Yeah, I thought you two would get along.
‎父亲就要退休了 ‎佩内洛普她自己也退休了 Dad is retiring, and Penelope herself is retired.
‎我没退休 ‎-没有？ I am not retired. -No?
‎谁告诉你的？我的秘书吗？ Who told you that? My agent?
‎抱歉 是我搞错了 ‎但你们还有其他共同点 Oh! Sorry, my mistake. Well, you have other things in common.
‎你们都失去了配偶 这一点应该没错 You've both lost spouses. So, there's that.
‎你妻子去世了？ Your wife died?
‎没有 只是她在自己的宇宙生活 No, she's just in her own universe.
‎感情不都是这样破裂的吗？ Isn't that just how relationships fall apart?
‎我的约翰和我 我们恰好相反 My John and I, we were the opposite.
‎我们彼此完全有感情 We were totally connected.
‎完全支持彼此 Totally supportive of each other. -Hmm.
‎怎么了？你有意见？ What? You don't agree?
‎他确实是 Well, he was…
‎完全支持你 completely supportive of you.
‎为了支持你的事业 ‎他放弃了当侦探的梦想 He gave up his dream of becoming a detective to support your career.
‎你是在说 这是我的错吗？ And you're saying that's my fault?
‎孩子们 Children.
‎他们把一切都怪到我们头上 They blame us for everything.
‎对吧？ Right?
‎就好像我们创造了世界似的 As if we created the world.
‎那么 So…
‎告诉我 上帝弗雷 tell me, Godfrey.
‎你这么帅有多久了？ How long have you been this handsome?
‎好吧 All right.
‎一、二、三 One, two, three.
‎梅兹！梅兹 你在做什么？ Maze! Maze, what are you doing?
‎没什么 Nothing.
‎我做不到 I can't do it.
‎做不到什么？ Can't do what?
‎会让我感到内疚的事 Something I'll feel guilty about.
‎为什么 梅兹？ Why, Maze?
‎因为那会成为斯奎在地狱里 ‎用来折磨我的东西 好吗？ Because that'll be what Squee tortures me with in Hell, okay?
‎我知道我的地狱循环会是什么样的 I know what my Hell loop is going to be.
‎我正在努力改变 I was trying to change it.
‎所以你宁愿当个小狗杀手吗？ So you'd rather be a puppy murderer?
‎我会被困在那个病房的 阿曼纳迪尔 I'm going to be trapped in that hospital room, Amenadiel.
‎伤害夏娃的心 Breaking Eve's heart.
‎一次又一次地失去她 Losing her over and over and over.
‎永远循环下去 Forever.
‎也许不会这样 梅兹 Maybe not, Maze.
‎等路西法成为上帝之后 ‎你可以直接让他帮助你 When Lucifer becomes God, you can just ask him for help.
‎等等 路西法成为什么？ Hold on. Lucifer's doing what?
‎他在我们父亲退休后 ‎会接替父亲的工作 He's taking over after our father retires.
‎我相信他一定愿意 ‎为你改变地狱的规则 I'm sure it's gonna be no problem for him to change the rules of Hell for you.
‎你来抱着它 好吧？ You got this, right?
‎什么？ ‎-对 你抱好 What? -Yep, okay.
‎不要 梅兹 你要做什么？ No. No, no, no, no, no. Maze, what are you doing?
‎梅兹！不要… Maze! Don't-- -
‎我叛逆的小宝贝 ‎把那个花园搞得一团糟 My little rebel made such a mess in that garden.
‎克萝伊最困难的时期 ‎是她的哥特岁月 Chloe's most difficult phase were her Goth years.
‎哥特服装店差点让我们破产 Hot Topic almost bankrupted us.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎不要再讲童年的尴尬故事了 谢谢 Enough with the childhood embarrassing stories, thank you.
‎上帝弗雷 不如跟我们说说 ‎你之前的工作？ Godfrey, why don't you tell us about your old job?
‎你是如何平衡工作与生活的？ What kind of work-life balance did you have?
‎我其实没有什么生活 I actually didn't have much of a life.
‎全都充斥着工作 It was pretty much all work.
‎我相信他是在夸大其词 I'm sure he's exaggerating.
‎这在我和我妻子之间造成了很多问题 Caused a lot of problems between me and my wife.
‎她总觉得我没有足够的时间陪她 She always felt like I didn't have enough time for her.
‎也许她是对的 Maybe she was right.
‎准备好点主菜了吗？ Ready to order entrees?
‎我不太饿 ‎-我是素食主义者 I'm not hungry. -I'm vegan.
‎什么？从什么时候开始的？ ‎-好吧 这一桌我来点餐 What? Since when? -Okay, I'll order for the table.
‎想听听我们的特色菜吗？ Would you like to hear our specials?
‎其实… Well, actually, um…
‎我对你们的特殊特色菜感兴趣 I'm interested in your special specials.
‎我想吃点亚洲龙鱼 I'm in the mood for some Asian arowana.
‎先生 我们这里不卖濒危动物 Sir, we don't serve endangered animals here.
‎我听说的可不是这样 That's not what I heard.
‎请让我跟你们老板谈谈 I'd like to speak with the owner, please.
‎抱歉 先生 你想错了 Sorry, sir, you have the wrong idea.
‎我想我们刚刚错过了机会 Well, I think we just blew our shot.
‎只是一个小小的障碍 Oh, merely a slight snag.
‎不管怎样 让我们专注于 ‎这里重要的事情吧 Anyway, let's concentrate on what's important here.
‎你母亲和我父亲 天作之合 Your mom and my dad. A match made in Heaven.
‎不好意思 我是杰里米·摩根 ‎我是老板 Excuse me. Jeremy Morgan, I'm the owner.
‎我想为服务员的行为道歉 And I want to apologize for our waiter's behavior.
‎他不知道我们有这么重要的客人 He had no idea we had such an important guest.
‎没关系的 That's quite all right.
‎德克小姐 我是你的超级粉丝 Miss Decker, I'm a a huge fan.
‎《爱尔西娅:夸克女王》 ‎真该让你赢得奥斯卡奖的 Althea: Queen of the Quarks, that should have won you an Oscar.
‎天啊 谢谢你 Well, thank you.
‎我完全同意 And I totally agree.
‎你能来我的餐厅用餐 是我的荣幸 It is an honor to have you in my restaurant.
‎其实我们通常不会给初来的人 ‎上我们的秘密菜单 Now, we don't normally serve first-timers from our secret menu,
‎很遗憾 我们没有龙鱼了 and sadly, we don't have any arowana,
‎但我们确实有给女王的美味佳肴 but I do have a delicacy fit for a queen.
经典秘制独家配方 Ailuropoda melanoleuca tartare.
‎听起来很有欧洲的感觉 Ooh, sounds so European.
‎你说你是素食主义者 对吗？ You said you were vegan, right? -Mm-hmm.
‎你确定你想吃熊猫吗？ You sure you wanna eat panda?
‎熊猫？ Panda?
‎杰里米·摩根 你被捕了 Jeremy Morgan, you're under arrest.
‎我相信善待动物组织会同意的 ‎你很可能会下地狱 And I'm sure PETA will agree, most likely going to Hell.
‎昨天我晨跑时 Yesterday, on my morning run,
‎我看到一个人正要过马路 I saw this guy about to cross the street,
‎他埋头看手机 没有注意周围 head in his phone, not paying attention,
‎马上就要步入到车流当中 moments away from walking into traffic.
‎我的大脑开始构想一些画面 非常… And my mind started picturing things. Like…
‎非常生动的画面 like, really vivid things.
‎哪辆车会先撞到他呢？ Which car would hit him first?
‎他哪一块骨头会碎呢？ Which of his bones would shatter?
‎他身体落地的姿势 The position his body would land on the ground.
‎算清楚他具体要多久会失血而死 Exactly how long it would take him to bleed out.
‎一个接一个的细节 Detail after detail.
‎我最终不再想了 但… I eventually snapped out of it, but…
‎一切都太晚了 it was too late.
‎他被撞了？ He got hit?
‎没有 他及时抬头看了 No.No, he-- He looked up in time.
‎但这不是重点 But that, that's not the point. -
‎重点是 帮助他并不是我的第一想法 The point is that helping him wasn't my first thought.
‎也不是我的第二想法 Or my second.
‎也不是我的第三想法 Or my third.
‎这有多糟糕啊？ How messed up is that?
‎艾拉 Ella.
‎自从你抓到皮特后 就一直来见我 You've been coming to see me ever since you caught Pete.
‎这么久以来 你没有一天休息过 And over all that time, you've never taken a single day off.
‎也许是工作压力太大了 Maybe it's catching up to you.
‎不对 工作才是我的重心 No, no, no, no, the job is what centers me.
‎能把这些想法引向某种有意义的东西 Channels these thoughts into some kind of purpose.
‎事实上… The truth is…
‎我这辈子一直都是这样 I've been this way my entire life.
‎我对所有人都隐瞒了这件事 I've hidden it from everyone.
‎丹、克萝伊 Dan, Chloe.
‎所有人都认为我是个好人 Everyone thinks I'm a good person.
‎我告诉阿曼纳迪尔 ‎我会试着接纳自己 但是… I told Amenadiel that I would try to accept myself, but…
‎怎么做呢？ how?
‎当阴暗面已经成为我的一部分 ‎我要怎么接纳自己呢？ How can I accept myself when this darkness is such a part of who I am?
‎为什么我还没有收到任何消息？ Why haven't I heard anything yet?
‎路西法 ‎-我给了父亲一部手机 Lucifer. -I gave my Dad a phone.
‎至少他可以发短信告诉我 ‎事情进展如何了 The least he can do is text me how it went.
‎就像我刚才说的 ‎我们发现你的冰箱里装满了非法肉类 As I was saying, we found your freezer full of illegal meats.
‎布鲁娜发现了 对吗？ ‎她要揭发你 于是你就杀了她 Bruna found out. She was gonna expose you, so you killed her.
‎我和布鲁娜的死毫无关系 我发誓 I had nothing to do with Bruna's death. I swear.
‎没错 我确实供应珍奇肉类 Yes, I serve exotic meats. -
‎你们知道在洛杉矶开餐厅有多难吗？ Any idea how hard it is to run a restaurant in LA?
‎为了继续经营下去 你必须有所创新 You have to innovate just to stay in business.
‎那个野蛮人没撒谎 The savage isn't lying about that.
‎所以你在听我们说话？ Oh, so you are with us? -
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎所以布鲁娜并没有发现你在做什么？ So, Bruna wasn't aware of what you were up to?
‎不 她发现了 但她没有试图阻止我 No, she was, but she wasn't trying to stop me.
‎她试图卖给我一些鱼 She was trying to sell some of her fish.
‎全部人生都只有那个水族馆的 ‎海洋保护人士布鲁娜吗？ Marine conservationist Bruna, whose whole life was that aquarium?
‎那些我都不知道 I don't know about any of that.
‎我只知道她几个月前来找过我 All I know is she approached me months ago and
‎想卖给我一些蓝鳍金枪鱼 offered to sell me some bluefin tuna.
‎这东西极难弄到 于是我买了一些 ‎我有电汇记录可以证明 It's hard to come by, so I bought some. I have the wire transfers to prove it.
‎如果你们是合作的关系 ‎你们为什么争吵？ If you were in business, what were you arguing about?
‎一周前 她给我提供了她最稀有的鱼 A week ago, she offered me her rarest fish.
‎她说她需要卖出4.7万美元的价格 She said she needed to sell $47,000 worth,
‎但是我的预算刚好超支了… but I'd just maxed out on my budget on…
‎因为买了白头鹰 …bald eagle.
‎所以我拒绝了她的供应 So I turned her down.
‎她很生气 然后就走了 ‎那是我最后一次和她联系 She freaked out and left, and that's the last time I had any contact with her.
‎谋杀发生当晚你在哪里？ ‎-我在我的餐厅 我的员工可以证明 Where were you the night of the murder? -My restaurant. My employees can verify.
‎我的亲爹啊 For Dad's sake.
‎我知道他的手指头很粗大 ‎但这些短信真是无法解读 I know he has big fingers, but these texts are simply indecipherable.
‎我要去给他打个电话 ‎失陪一下 警探 还有恶心的主厨 I'm just gonna call him. Excuse me, Detective. Wolfgang Yuck.
‎我们需要那些电汇记录 We're gonna need those wire transfers.
‎快点 快点接电话吧 Oh, come on, just answer the bloody phone.
‎你在这里 怎么样？ Oh, there you are. So?
‎事情进展如何？ How'd it go?
‎准备好带着你自己的德克 ‎开始一段浪漫恋情了吗？ Ready to ride off into the sunset with a Decker of your own?
‎佩内洛普很可爱 Penelope is lovely.
‎但她比我年轻几千年 But she's a few millennia too young for me.
‎好吧 那就没办法双德克了 Right. Okay. No double Decker.
‎天涯何处无芳草 Well, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
‎如果这是我要做的最后一件 ‎非上帝的事 我帮你找个伴儿 I'll find you a match if it's the last non-God thing I do.
‎路西法 你没听懂我的意思 Lucifer, you're not listening.
‎我爱的女人只有一个 ‎而且永远都会是如此 There is and will always be only one woman I will ever love.
‎好吧 如果你执意如此 Fine. Well, if you're gonna be stubborn about it,
‎那我就为你的退休计划做些改变 I'll plan a different element of your retirement, then.
‎儿子 Son.
‎我不需要你的帮助 I don't need your help.
‎我需要确保一切都准备好了 I need to make sure that everything's ready.
‎除非… Unless…
‎当然 除非你现在就想 ‎任命你的继承人？ Unless, of course, you just want to name your successor now.
‎也许是一个热衷于制定计划的人 ‎你懂我的意思吗？ Perhaps someone who's passionate about making plans, if you know what I mean?
‎你是说那个想摆脱我的人 You mean someone who's trying to get rid of me.
‎我在尽量让你顺利过渡 父亲 I am trying to make your transition as smooth as possible, Dad.
‎让一切都进行起来 ‎这样你就可以给我… Get everything moving so you can just give me the--
‎给我王位 give me the throne.
‎万物皆适时 儿子 Everything in its time, son.
‎现在… For now…
‎我不想再听到你说我退休的事了 I don't wanna hear you speak a word of my retirement again.
‎听到了 也明白了 Eh. Heard and understood.
‎你再也不会听到任何你退休的事情 ‎从我这张嘴里说出来了 You won't hear another word about your retirement come out of these lips.
‎一杆进洞 Hole in one.
‎又一次 Again. -
‎太有趣了 This is fun. -Huh.
‎但我知道我们来这里的真正目的 But I know why we're really here.
‎路西法让你跟我谈谈我退休的事 Lucifer asked you to talk to me about my retirement.
‎他在委托我 He's delegating.
‎这是你众多工作要求之一 对吧？ One of the many requirements of your job, right?
‎你确定你想让路西法代替我吗？ And you're sure you want Lucifer to take my place?
‎相信我 爸爸 我… Believe me, Dad, I…
‎我有保留意见 但… have my reservations, but…
‎路西法进步很大 Lucifer's come a long way.
‎只要你对他有点信心 ‎他就会做到最好 And he does his best when you put a little faith in him.
‎在我们去看路西法挑选的养老院之前 So how many of these games do you want me to win
‎你想让我赢几场这样的比赛？ before we visit Lucifer's retirement homes?
‎我很开心你回来了 父亲 I'm glad you're back, Dad.
‎我真的很享受和你在一起的时光 I'm really enjoying spending this kind of time with you.
‎我也是 儿子 Me too, son.
‎但有件事一直困扰着我 But something's been bothering me.
‎我是说 你打得非常完美 I mean, you're playing the perfect game.
‎我应该让着你一点吗？ Should I take it easy on you?
‎不用 不是这件事 只是… No, no, that's not it. That's not it. It's just…
‎我也说不好 I don't know.
‎在我看来 你并没有失去控制 It doesn't seem to me like you're losing it.
‎很奇怪 对吧？ It is strange, isn't it?
‎我感觉很好 I feel fine.
‎你第一次注意到有问题是什么时候？ When's the first time you noticed a problem?
‎我没注意到有问题 I didn't.
‎是迈克注意到的 Michael did.
‎就在几个月前 A few months back.
‎迈克注意到的？ Michael noticed?
‎你当时是不是觉得 ‎自己失去了对能力的控制？ And did you feel like you were losing control of your powers then?
‎没有立即感觉到 但我们聊得越深入 Not right away, but the more we talked about it,
‎我就越能感觉到我失去了控制 the more I realized I was.
‎你知道我们天使 ‎都是自我实现的 对吧？ You know we angels self-actualize, right?
‎父亲 如果你也是自我实现的呢？ Dad, what if you self-actualize too?
‎如果是你自己施加给自己的呢？ What if you're doing this to yourself?
‎阿曼纳迪尔说 ‎父亲不想看我选的任何一个养老院 Amenadiel says Dad didn't want to see any of the rest homes I picked.
‎你有没有觉得他在重新考虑 ‎退休的问题？也许有这种可能性？ Do you think maybe he's reconsidering retiring, maybe?
‎你不想让我成为上帝 是吧？ You don't want me to be God, do you?
‎路西法 在这整个案件当中 ‎你知道 你的心思一直… Lucifer, this whole case, you know, your mind has…
‎都没有在这里 been elsewhere.
‎我只是想知道 ‎当你真正主宰宇宙地时候 And I just wonder if when you're actually ruling the universe,
‎你是否有时间留给我们 you don't have time for us.
‎就像你父亲说 ‎他都没有时间留给你母亲一样 Just like your dad said that he didn't have time for your mom.
‎警探 我告诉过你了 ‎我会让一切变得有所不同 Detective, I have told you, I'm going to do things differently.
‎每个父母的每个孩子都这么说过 Said every child of every parent ever.
‎各位 我调查了 ‎布鲁娜的秘密电汇账户 Guys, so I checked Bruna's secret wire account,
‎这也证实了杰里米所说的 and it confirms Jeremy's story.
‎她确实收到了他的汇款 She was totally receiving deposits from him.
‎她在卖她的鱼 ‎-这不是全部 So she was selling her fish. -That's not all.
‎在她被谋杀几天前 ‎她收到了一笔4.7万美元的巨款 A few days before she was murdered, she received a mondo transfer for $47,000.
‎和布鲁娜告诉杰里米 ‎她需要的钱一样多 The exact same amount that Bruna told Jeremy she needed.
‎现在 我不知道是谁付的钱 Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know who sent the payment,
‎但我追踪到了路由信息 ‎找到了一个注册在这个地址网络 but I was able to track the routing info to an IP registered to this address.
‎他们吃的寿司可能是布鲁娜卖的鱼 Huh! That sushi they're eating could be Bruna's fish.
‎有认识的人吗？ Recognize anyone?
‎日本黑帮纹身 Oh! Yakuza tattoos.
‎很好 你觉得谁是管事的？ Wonderful. Who do you think's in charge?
‎我猜测？那个令人印象深刻的 ‎穿红衣服的人 My guess. The impressive chap in red.
‎我来让他们注意到我们 I'll get us an audience.
‎但我们有搜查令 But we have a warrant.
‎尊重会让我们走得更远 Well, respect will get us further.
‎最快的方法就是在打斗中 ‎展示高超的技能 And the quickest way to earn that is to display superior skills in battle.
‎打斗？路西法 不行 Battle? Lucifer, no.
‎别紧张 警探 ‎我是不死之躯 你忘了吗？ Relax, Detective, I'm invulnerable, remember?
‎再说了 我父亲快把我逼疯了 Besides, my dad has been driving me up the wall.
‎我需要发泄一下 I need to blow off some steam.
‎路西法… Lucifer--
‎想要再打一场吗？ Fancy another go?
‎很好 我先来 Very well, I'll go first.
‎这场打斗看起来似乎不太公平 Well, this doesn't seem like a very fair fight.
‎让我们公平一点吧？ Let's even things up, shall we?
‎真香 Yummy.
‎谁知道这是什么做的？ ‎-有道理 Who knows what that is? -Good point.
‎这不是布鲁娜的濒危鱼类 Okay, that's not Bruna's endangered fish.
‎我只从她那里买合法的东西 I only bought her good legal stuff.
‎价值4.7万美元的合法东西？ $47,000 worth?
‎不是的 那纯粹是捐款 ‎因为她是位可敬的女性 No. That was purely a donation I made 'cause she was an honorable woman.
‎卖濒危动物赚钱有什么可敬的？ What's so honorable about making a profit selling endangered animals?
‎她没有把钱留给自己 She wasn't keeping the money for herself.
‎她把钱投到水族馆里 去拯救鱼类 She was putting the money back into the aquarium to save the fish.
‎那个地方运营状况很差 ‎没有4.7万美元 水族馆就倒闭了 The place was in dire straits. Without the 47K, the aquarium would go under.
‎所以她牺牲了几条鱼 ‎来拯救更多的鱼？ So she was sacrificing a few fish to save the many?
‎还有其他人知道 ‎布鲁娜在做这件事吗？ Did anyone else know what Bruna was doing?
‎有个女人从水族馆打来电话 ‎问捐款的事 A woman called from the aquarium asking about the donation,
‎通话中暗示是为了一些失踪的鱼 implying it was for some missing fish.
‎她听起来很生气 ‎我没有听清她的姓名 She sounded angry. I didn't catch her name.
‎谢谢你 ‎-是的 谢谢你 Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you.
‎看？很简单吧 See? Easy.
‎是的 但哪个女员工 ‎有动机杀布鲁娜呢？ Yes, but which female employee would have motive to kill Bruna?
‎把水族馆当作海鲜餐厅 Well, who would be more angry
‎谁能比 ‎我们的老朋友丽兹更生气呢？ about the aquarium being used as a seafood bar than our old friend Lizzie?
‎水族馆真正的老板？ The woman who actually owns it?
‎没错 Exactly.
‎但我们没有证据可以证明 But we have no evidence to prove it. -
‎所以 So,
‎你找我有什么事？ what was it you wanted to see me about?
‎你不想留着吗？ Well, don't you wanna keep it?
‎夏娃不想要 ‎所以这对我来说也没有用了 Eve doesn't want it, so it's useless to me.
‎梅兹 我很抱歉 我没有告诉你 ‎关于你妈妈的事情 Maze, I am sorry that I didn't tell you about your mother.
‎我本想告诉你的 I wanted to.
‎我不知道 也许我不该遵守诺言 I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have kept my promise.
‎没关系的 路西法 我明白 It's okay. Lucifer, I get it.
‎你只是想保护我 不让我面对… You were just trying to protect me from having to face how…
‎我对她并不重要的事实 little I meant to her.
‎是的 Yeah.
‎我听说你要当上帝了 So I hear you're going to be God.
‎如果一切顺利的话 ‎你是想要劝我别当吗？ If all goes well. Do you wanna talk me out of it?
‎不是 No.
‎我想让你成为上帝 I want you to be God,
‎这样你就可以为我 ‎改变一条地狱的规则了 so you can change one of the rules of Hell for me.
‎是的 阿曼纳迪尔告诉我 ‎你想让我改变你的地狱循环 Ah, yes, Amenadiel told me you want me to change your Hell loop.
‎不是 No.
‎我是想让你改变 ‎能坐在那个王座上的人 I want you to change who can sit on the throne.
‎但父亲说地狱不再需要监狱长了 But Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.
‎但也许地狱值得拥有一个 But maybe it deserves one.
‎你想当？ You?
‎这是你真正想要的吗？ Is that what you really want?
‎我不能待在这里 路西法 I can't stay here, Lucifer.
‎我想控制谁来行刑 And I want to control who does the torturing.
‎好吧 Well.
‎我也想不出来 谁统治我们的老家 ‎我能更加信任 I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home.
‎敬麦兹肯 To Mazikeen.
‎地狱女王 Queen of Hell.
‎我在想要不要叫麦兹女王 ‎不过那不重要 I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.
‎晨星父亲！嗨 Daddy Morningstar! Hey. -
‎如果你是在找你儿子 他… Oh, if you're looking for your son, he--
‎你知道我刚意识到什么了？ You know what I just realized?
‎如果你是路西法的父亲 If you're Lucifer's dad,
‎那你就会是上帝了 对吧？ that would make you God. Right?
‎应该是的 对吧？ Hmm. That would, wouldn't it?
‎我真的希望你就是上帝 I really wish you were.
‎因为我对我们最新的案子一筹莫展 'Cause I am grasping at straws in our latest case.
‎如果你眨眨眼 就能告诉我 ‎如何抓到我们要找的杀手 And it would be so much easier if you'd just, you know…
‎那一切都会变得简单很多 wink, wink, just tell me how to catch our killer.
‎我不能说 I can't tell you that.
‎但我能说 我看出了你在纠结什么 But I can tell you're struggling with something.
‎有什么我可以帮助你的吗？ Is there anything I can do to help?
‎除非你能消除我的阴暗面 Not unless you can smite the darkness out of me.
‎每个人内心都有阴暗面 Everyone has darkness in them.
‎我们不是要摆脱它 而是要接受它 It's not about getting rid of it. It's about accepting it.
‎是的 但我的… Yeah, but mine's…
‎我的阴暗面不太一样 mine's different.
‎更阴暗 Deeper.
‎它让我喜欢坏人 It attracts me to bad people.
‎我觉得… I think…
‎我觉得也许我就是个坏人 I think maybe I'm a bad person.
‎我的孩子 My child.
‎阴暗面越阴暗 The darker the darkness,
‎光明面就越光明 the brighter the light.
‎而你 洛佩兹小姐 And you, Miss Lopez,
‎如此明亮地闪耀 shine so very, very brightly.
‎我从天堂都能看到 I can see it all the way from Heaven.
‎结果来了！ Oh, uh, those are the results!
‎我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
‎我的猜测是对的 我的… My hunch paid off. My--
‎所以 上帝要退休了 So, God is retiring.
‎路西法要接替他的位置 And Lucifer's taking his place.
‎虽然有些奇怪 但说得通 Makes an odd amount of sense.
‎真的吗？这就是你的反应？ Really? That's your reaction?
‎路西法在纵观大局方面 ‎确实异常出色 Well, Lucifer is surprisingly great at big picture kind of stuff.
‎我是说 他确实精心设计了 ‎一个绝妙的恶作剧 I mean, he did just pull off a pretty elaborate prank
‎让我以为 我害死了一大堆人 所以… that made me think… I got a bunch of people killed. So…
‎路西法干了什么？ I'm sorry. Lucifer did what?
‎这不重要 D-Doesn't matter.
‎重要的是 那对我来说是一次 ‎非常有变革意义的经历 The-- the point is, it was a pretty transformative experience for me.
‎在积极层面上 In a good way.
‎所以 如果路西法成为上帝 ‎我并不觉得非常疯狂 So, if Lucifer is God, I can think of crazier things.
‎我没想到这话会从你口中说出来 Did not think I would ever hear that from you.
‎但这不是 But, um…
‎我所担心的 that's not what I'm concerned about.
‎那你担心什么？ What are you worried about then?
‎他将无法平衡 ‎自己作为宇宙统治者的角色 That he won't be able to balance being the ruler of the universe
‎和作为我男朋友的角色之间的关系 with being my boyfriend.
‎虽然我这样说出来时 显得有些自私… Which, when I say out loud, sounds selfish--
‎没有 No. Mnh-mnh.
‎是的 ‎-我明白 Yeah. -I get it.
‎这意义重大 It's a lot.
‎但希望这样说能安慰到你 ‎路西法疯狂地爱你 你也是知道的 But if it's any comfort, Lucifer's crazy about you. And you know that.
‎你也疯狂爱他 And you're crazy about him.
‎你要相信 无论生活给你们 ‎什么样的挑战 So I think you should just trust that whatever challenges life throws at you,
你们都会解决好 you're gonna figure it out.
‎准备好被震撼到吧 Prepare to be impressed.
‎你们还记得我们怎么都找不到 ‎死者失去的手臂 对吧？ So you guys remember how we couldn't find the victim's missing arm, right?
‎根据她丈夫所说 她有一个运动手环 So based on her husband saying that she had a Fitbit,
‎我查到了手环的序列号 ‎定位了位置 然后就找到了！ I was able to track its serial number, ping its location and boom, found it!
‎还在水族馆呢 二位 It's still at the aquarium, you guys.
‎在其中一个鱼缸里游泳呢 Doing figure eights in one of the tanks.
‎所以手环在一只鲨鱼的体内？ So it's inside of a shark?
‎没错！ Bingo!
‎鲨鱼吃食物都是整个吞进去 Now sharks swallow their meals whole,
‎所以如果手臂上有任何证据 ‎那证据可能还没有消失 so if there's any sort of evidence on that arm, it might still be there.
‎是的 但我们已有的那只胳膊 ‎没有任何可鉴定的基因 那么 Yeah, but the hand that we already have didn't produce any identifiable DNA,
‎在水和胃酸的作用下 so with water and stomach acid,
‎那只胳膊估计也希望渺茫 the chances are even slimmer with this arm.
‎没错 但是凶手并不知道 Right. But the killer doesn't know that.
‎我完全不知道 Uh, I don't know about this.
‎只是一条鱼而已 如果我自己能搬动 ‎我就自己来了 It's just a fish. If I could move it on my own, I would.
‎你在让我们搬一条鲨鱼 ‎我很抱歉 女士 但我们要走了 You're asking us to move a shark. I'm sorry, lady, but we gotta go.
‎不是吧 ‎-你在搬什么东西吗？ Come on. -You, uh, moving something?
‎警探！ Detective!
‎这… This, uh…
‎这只鲨鱼长得太大了 ‎它的水箱装不下它了 this shark's grown too large for his tank.
‎我正准备把它送到码头 放生了它 I'm transporting him to the marina to set him free.
‎就在我告诉你 ‎它在消化一件证据的两小时后 Just two hours after I told you it's digesting a piece of evidence.
‎没有比这更可疑的时机 ‎来给威利放生了 Hmm. I couldn't imagine a more suspicious time to suddenly free Willy.
‎鲨鱼的名字叫做安德鲁 The shark's name is Andrew.
‎我很抱歉 但除非你们有搜查令 And I'm sorry, but unless you have a warrant,
‎不然在我放生安德鲁时 ‎它体内不管有什么都必须留在体内 then whatever's in Andrew's stomach has to stay there while I release him.
‎真有趣 我以为你是那种 ‎甩手掌柜类型的老板 That's funny because I thought you were a hands-off kind of boss.
‎在掩盖自己的罪行时 看来似乎不是 Not when it comes to covering up her crimes, it seems.
‎还有 我们确实有搜查令 Oh, and we do have a warrant.
‎我们的搜查团队 ‎现在已经到你办公室了 Our search team is in your office right now.
‎而且我敢保证 肯定能 ‎在布鲁娜的手臂上找到你的基因 Plus, I'm sure we'll find your DNA on Bruna's arm.
‎所以我要说 ‎你已经是案板上的鱼肉了 丽兹 So I would say you are dead in the water, Lizzie.
‎我就是…我就是做甩手掌柜太彻底了 I was-- I was too hands-off.
‎布鲁娜在扮演上帝的角色 ‎这件事我发现得太晚了 I-- I found out too late that Bruna was playing God,
‎她选择哪些鱼能活下来 哪些会死 choosing which fish would live and which ones would die.
‎这些美丽的生物 ‎都不应该被这样对待 None of these beautiful creatures deserve that.
‎在我听来 布鲁娜不是唯一一个 ‎扮演上帝的人 Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't the only one playing God.
‎打她的时候你很享受吗？ Did you enjoy smiting her?
‎我不是故意要杀她的 I didn't mean to kill her.
‎我质问她做的事情 I-- I confronted her about-- about what she was doing,
‎但她却当着我的面让我难堪 and she-- she threw it in my face.
‎她说 她已经跟我说了好几年 ‎我们财务出现了问题 She said that she'd been telling me about our financial issues for years.
‎情况愈演愈烈 然后我… You know, things got heated, and I…
‎我失去了控制 I lost control.
‎我甚至都不知道我手里有开信的小刀 ‎直到我用它捅了她才发现 I didn't even know I had the letter opener in my hand until I stabbed her with it.
‎如果我几年前听了她的话… If I had just listened to her…
‎当她跟我说时 就给她需要的东西 given her what she needed when she told me,
‎那这一切就都不会发生了 then none of this would have ever happened.
‎伊丽莎白·纽曼 ‎你因谋杀布鲁娜·伦佐尼而被捕了 Well, Elizabeth Newman, you're under arrest for the murder of Bruna Lorenzoni.
‎路西法？你还好吗？ Lucifer, you okay?
‎没有 我… No, I--
‎凶手说的话让我意识到一件事 Something our killer said just made me realize something.
‎我觉得我根本没有搞清楚 I don't think I've been listening at all
‎我父亲真正想要的退休生活 to what my father truly wants for his retirement.
‎我能失陪一下吗？ Would you excuse me?
‎我有件事需要做 There's something I need to do.
‎嗨 加百利 你有时间吗？ Hey, Gabriel. You got a minute?
‎行了 我知道你在听 你一直都在 Oh, come on, I know you're listening. You always are.
‎我还能说什么？ What can I say?
‎这是上帝赋予我的能力之一 It's one of my God-given talents.
‎确实 Indeed.
‎但现在我对你的另一种能力很感兴趣 But right now I am interested in one of your other talents.
‎我… I, uh…
‎我需要你帮我个忙 I need you to do me a favor.
‎妈妈！ Mom!
‎嗨 你怎么来了？ Hi. What are you doing here?
‎我给翠丝带了一块巧克力蛋糕 I brought Trixie a chocolate cake.
‎真贴心 How thoughtful.
‎她要晚一点才会来 不过还是谢谢你 She won't be here until later, but thank you.
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‎妈妈 你还好吗？ Mom, are you okay?
‎这就是你在晚餐时候说的 It's what you said at dinner.
‎我是说 你真的认为 ‎是我让你父亲放弃了梦想吗？ I mean, do you really think I'd make your father give up his dreams?
‎我不知道是不是你造成的 ‎但他确实放弃了梦想 Well, I don't know if you made him, but he did.
‎宝贝 Oh, darling.
‎你总是以为自己什么都知道 You always think you know everything.
‎你父亲和我达成了协议 Your father and I had a deal.
‎我们轮流来 We would take turns.
‎直到我的演艺生涯步入正轨 ‎他会推迟成为一名侦探 He'd hold off on becoming a detective until I got my acting career going.
‎然后几年后 我们会交换 And then after a few years, we would switch.
‎但等时间到了… But when it came time…
‎该轮到他实现梦想的时候 他… for his turn, he, um…
‎他去世了 He died.
‎我真的好想看到你父亲成为一名侦探 I wanted to see your father become a detective so badly.
‎我很抱歉 妈妈 I'm sorry, Mom.
‎我只想让你知道 ‎我从心底里爱你父亲 I just need you to know that I loved your father from the bottom of my heart.
‎如果能再给我一次机会做他的伴侣 ‎我愿意付出一切来换 And I'd give anything to have another chance at being the supporting partner.
‎好 妈妈 Okay, Mom.
‎我知道了 I hear you.
‎你想留下来吃晚饭吗？ You wanna stay for dinner?
‎我们还有甜点 We have dessert. -
‎路西法！ Lucifer!
‎你为什么叫我们来这里 弟弟？ Why'd you call us here, brother?
‎我终于听进去 ‎父亲一直对我说的话之后 Well, after finally listening to what Dad's been telling me all along,
‎我意识到只有一件事 ‎能让他的退休生活充实起来 I realized there's only one thing that's gonna make his retirement fulfilling.
‎于是我找了加百利来帮忙实现 So, I enlisted Gabriel's help to make it happen.
‎你知道我们的妹妹 ‎可以在任何地方传递信息吗？ Did you know our sister can deliver a message anywhere?
‎我是说 And I mean…
‎任何地方 anywhere.
‎母亲？ Mom?
‎你好 我亲爱的儿子 Hello, my sweet boy.
‎还有丈夫 Husband.
‎妻子 Wife.
‎路西法 怎么做到的？ Lucifer, how?
‎这过程并不容易 ‎妈妈说她的能量 只够坚持这一次 Well, it wasn't easy. Mom says she only has enough juice for this one time.
‎我从没想过还能再看到你 I never thought I'd see you again.
‎我从没想过会看到你退休 I never thought I'd see you retire.
‎就像我常说的 Hmm. Well, like I've always said,
‎这是个很难的工作 it's a tough gig.
‎但你现在自己着手了 你就明白了 But you understand that now that you're doing it.
‎我不觉得有你说得那么难 I don't find it nearly as difficult as you made it out to be.
‎那显然你比我更擅长这个工作 Then clearly you're better at it than I ever was.
‎我一点都不意外 No surprise in that.
‎但我必须承认… Well, I must admit, though…
‎高处不胜寒 it does get lonely at the top.
‎路西法 你不用成为上帝了 Lucifer, you don't have to become God anymore.
‎我发现父亲并没有失去自己的力量 I found out Dad's not losing his powers.
‎是迈克一直在糊弄他 Michael's been gaslighting him.
‎一切始终都在他的脑中 It's all been inside of his head.
‎迈克？ Michael?
‎等我管事儿的时候 ‎绝对不会让他逃脱惩罚 Well, he won't get away with that sorta thing when I'm in charge.
‎弟弟 你有听到我说什么吗？ Brother, do you hear what I'm saying?
‎父亲没事 他可以继续当上帝 Dad's fine. He can keep being God.
‎一切都会恢复正常 Everything can go back to normal.
‎一切 Everything.
‎我们可以再次成为一家人 We can be a family again.
‎太棒了 Wonderful,
‎除了我不能成为上帝 ‎并证明我是有价值的那部分 except for the part where I don't get to become God and prove that I'm worthy.
‎没事 我来处理这件事 Just, I'll deal with this.
‎所以 So
‎看来我为父亲的退休计划开了个好头 looks like my plans for Dad's retirement have got off to a smashing start.
‎事情会如何发展呢？ What's it gonna be, hmm?
‎回到温馨怀旧的弗罗里达？ ‎还是回到亮银之城 Good old Florida? Back up to the Silver City?
‎其实 我们决定… Actually, we have decided…
‎我们要搬到我的宇宙去 we're moving to my universe.
‎什么？ What?
‎但你们现在都在这里 But you're both here.
‎一起在这里 Together. -Yeah.
‎你们又要离开我们了吗？ You're just gonna leave us again?
‎没有任何能力再回来？ Without any ability to come back?
‎你们母亲在我的世界待了太长时间 Your mother spent a long time in my world.
‎该轮到我… It's my turn…
‎去她的世界生活了 to spend time in hers.
‎父亲 跟你借一步说句话 Dad, a-- a word, please.
‎我不敢相信我会这么说 但是… I can't believe I'm saying this, but…
‎既然我们知道你没有失去能力 now that we know you're not losing it,
‎那你就没有必要退休 ‎可以继续做上帝 there's no need for you to retire. You can just keep on being God.
‎我以为你很想成为上帝 I thought you wanted to be God.
‎是的 我很想 Well, I did. I-- I do.
‎但你刚来这里没多久 But you've only just got here.
‎你就不能… Can't you…
‎留下来再烦我一段时间吗？ stay and annoy me for a bit longer?
‎没什么是永恒的 儿子 Nothing lasts forever, son.
‎我非常… I am so…
‎抱歉 上一次我没有来得及告别 so sorry I didn't get to say goodbye last time.
‎没事 我从来没有怪过你 母亲 ‎-不是的 No, I never blamed you, Mom. -No.
‎你当然没有责怪过 Of course you didn't.
‎我最善良、最聪明、最完美的儿子 My kindest, wisest, most perfect son.
‎现在成为完美的父亲了 And now the perfect dad.
‎我离完美父亲还远呢 I'm far from it.
‎但是… But…
‎我在尽我所能 I'm trying my best.
‎这就是你的完美之处 That's what makes you perfect.
‎所以就这样了？ So that's it?
‎在这件事上我别无选择？ I've got no choice in the matter?
‎我给了你一辈子去自由选择 I've given you a life of choice.
‎这一次的选择我来做 This one's mine.
‎路西法 Lucifer.
‎在我们的家庭晚宴上… At our family dinner…
‎你说得对 you were right.
‎对你来说 ‎我本可以成为一个更好的父亲 I could have been a better father to you.
‎现在你放弃你的神秘方式了 Well, now you forego your mysterious ways.
‎就在你要离开的时候？ Just as you're leaving?
‎不再需要那些神秘了 No need for them anymore
‎现在我退休了 now that I'm retiring.
‎这意味着… Which means…
‎我终于可以说一些 ‎我早就想说的话了 …I can say something I've wanted to for a long time.
‎我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
‎我为你现在的成就感到非常骄傲 And I am very proud of the man you've become.
‎我想阿曼纳迪尔 ‎或许也会想听到这句话 I think Amenadiel might like to hear that too.
‎我已经跟他说过了 I already told him.
‎我们进行了一场煽情的高尔夫球比赛 It was an emotional round of golf.
‎该走了 我的宇宙还需要我 Time to go. My universe needs me.
‎谢谢你 儿子 Thank you, son.
‎父亲 等等 Dad, wait.
‎你忘了说出谁是你的继承人了 You forgot to name your successor.
‎这不再由我决定了 It's not up to me anymore.
‎你们自会明白 You'll figure it out.
‎又用回你那套神秘的方式了 Back to your mysterious ways already.
‎一切都在我的计划之中 All part of my plan.
‎计划 Plan.
拉克斯
‎这其中有多少是你的计划？ How much of this was your plan?
‎再见 我亲爱的儿子们 Goodbye, my loves.
‎嗨 Hi. -
‎我很高兴你给我打了电话 I'm glad you called.
‎你怎么样？ How are you holding up?
‎我想 大概没什么是永恒的 Oh, nothing lasts forever, I suppose.
‎我决定了一件事 I decided something.
‎我要从洛杉矶警察局辞职 I'm quitting the LAPD.
‎你说什么？ Sorry.
‎抱歉 我好像听到你说 ‎你要从洛杉矶警察局辞职 Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.
‎是的 Yeah.
‎我成为警察 是因为这样我就可以 ‎做好事、帮助别人 I became a cop so that I could do good and help people.
‎作为上帝 你会拥有 ‎帮助所有人的能力 And as God, you'll have the power to help, well, everyone.
‎所以如果我可以帮助你成为上帝… So if I can help you become God…
‎那我也就等于在帮助所有人了 then I'll be helping everyone as well.
‎你确定吗？ Are you sure?
‎我是说 如果你不再是个警探了 ‎我还怎么叫你警探呢？ I mean, how can I call you "the Detective" if you're not actually a detective?
‎路西法 Lucifer…
‎过去五年来 你一直在帮助我 ‎完成我的工作 you've been helping me do my job for the last five years.
‎现在该轮到我来支持你了 Now it's my turn to support you.
‎这才是伴侣应该做的 对吧？ That's what partners do, right?
‎我就当作你同意了 I'll take that as a yes.
‎路西法！ Lucifer!
‎父亲在哪儿？ Where is Father?
‎不好意思 我们正在共度二人世界呢 Uh, excuse us, we were having a moment.
‎他在哪儿？ Where is he?
‎走了 退休了 不再拥有权力了 Gone. Retired. Eternally unavailable.
‎宣布他的继承人了吗？ Did he name his successor?
‎没有 他说要由我们自己来搞清楚 ‎为什么这么问？ No, he said it was up to us to figure it out, but why?
‎我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk?
‎不带这个人类 Without the human?
‎不行 不管你想对我说什么 ‎你可以直接在… No. Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of…
‎我的顾问面前说 my consultant.
‎那我说了 So be it.
‎回到亮银之城以后 我发现了一些 ‎令人担忧的事情 Upon returning to the Silver City, I discovered something alarming.
‎迈克一直在收集别人的支持 Michael's been gathering support from the others.
‎用来做什么的支持？ Support for what?
‎迈克想要成为上帝 Michael wants to be God.
‎狡猾的混蛋 我打赌他一定 ‎一直都在计划如此 The sneaky bastard. I bet this was his plan all along.
‎如果结果是让我们的兄弟姐妹来决定 ‎那看起来他的胜算很大 If it's up to our brothers and sisters, it looks like he has a good shot,
‎所以我才… which is why…
‎我真不敢相信我会这么说… and I cannot believe I am saying this…
‎但我支持你 路西法 I am backing you, Lucifer.
‎我虽然不喜欢你 但我更恨迈克 I may not like you, but I hate Michael even more.
‎现在我的竞选海报上 ‎出现了一位很棒的支持者 Now there's a ringing endorsement for my campaign poster.
‎迈克永远都不会怀疑 ‎我会站在你这边 Michael would never suspect I'd take your side.
‎所以 So,
‎我会查出他到底在搞什么鬼 I'll find out what he's up to.
‎不管在搞什么 肯定不是好事 Whatever it is, it can't be good.
‎我了解我哥哥 他不会浪费任何时间 And knowing my brother, he won't be wasting any time.
‎有人吗？ Hello.
‎谁是你最喜欢的哥哥？ Who's your favorite brother? -Oh!
‎别闹了 呆子！ Quit it, dork!
‎吓到你了吧 Gotcha.
‎我按你的要求帮了路西法的忙 I did the favor for Lucifer, like you asked me to.
‎不得不说 母亲的世界真的很酷 Gotta say, Mom's universe is pretty cool.
‎不过那些半人马把我吓坏了 The centaurs freak me out, though.
‎然后呢… And…
‎你拿到东西了吗？ You get the thing?
‎拿到了 I got the thing.
‎你想看看吗？ You wanna see it? -Uh-huh.
‎小心！ Careful! -
‎这东西真的能杀了咱俩 This thing can actually kill us.
‎对哦 Oh, that's right.
‎抱歉 My bad.
‎亚兹拉尔真该好好看管她的刀 Azrael really should have kept a better eye on her blade.