那里也不错，但是宾西法尼亚是个好居所
...it's good but Penn is the place to be.
我喜欢西北部
I like Northwestern.
女士们先生们，十五分钟后抵达艾通拿
We shall be arriving at Altoona in about 15 minutes.
对了，右边是石景惩教所
On your right is Rockview Correctional Institution,
是宾夕法尼亚州最大的监狱之一
one of the largest prisons in Pennsylvania.
今时今日，你需要学士硕士学历
...today you need a BA and a Masters degree.
宾夕法尼亚州艾通拿
Altoona, Pennsylvania.
在艾通拿下车的旅客请带上随身的行李
Get out your baggage checks for Altoona.
将他安置在神圣经文中的最后责任
...the obligation of placing in his home the Holy Scriptures
教他在基督的信念中
and provide him with instructions in the Christian faith.
汤姆斯将长大，教母芬琪你是否愿意
As Thomas grows in years, do you Frankie, as godmother,
你，教父威廉 你是否愿意履行这些责任？ -我愿意 -我愿意
and you, William, as godfather, promise to fulfil these obligations?
现在我以赋予之权力为汤姆斯施行洗礼
Then, by the power vested in me, I baptise you Thomas.
以上帝及耶稣之名
In the name of the Father, the Son...
麦克！拜托你别拍了 你另牧师感到紧张！
Michael! Stop shooting, you're making the minister crazy.
我要走了
I'm outta here!
我以本州赋予之权力
By the power vested in me by this state,
宣布你们获释
I declare you released from custody.
-你自由了 -谢谢，林肯先生
- You're a free man. - Thank you, Master Lincoln.
-今年别再闹事，利斯达 -祝你好运，强尼
Try to stay out at least a year. Good luck, Johnny.
-谢谢，卢森先生 -你是狱中最出色的厨师
- Thank you, Mr Rosen. - You're the best cook here.
衷心希望不再见你
I sincerely pray I'll never see you again.
-我会想念你的西部蛋卷！ -我会寄食谱给你
- I'll miss your omelettes! - I'll send you the recipe.
嘿，强尼，纽约是个危险的地方
New York City can be a real dangerous, hostile place.
换换环境不错
It'll be a nice change.
你们会从获新生，好好珍惜
New beginning for you men, make the most of it.
回来给我们做饭，强尼！
Come back and cook for us, Johnny!
嘿，德雷尼！我进来了，我出去了！我进来了，我出去了！出去了!
Delaney! I'm in, I'm out I'm out! Out!
好的开始啊！
Nice thought, Lester!
新鲜空气
Fresh air.
我们自由了！
We're really free.
哦，洗礼仪式真是美妙！ 谢谢你借出你的家给我们开派对
It was a beautiful christening. Thanks for letting us use your house.
哦，我爱孩子，但我没有孙儿女
I love babies. Now, I don't have any grandchildren...
别再说了，妈妈
Don't start, Mum.
别忙了，坐下，好吗？来，这儿
Would you stop cleaning and sit down? Come on.
这才是真正的生活，芬琪
This is the way people live, Frances. Real people.
-你的巴士几时开？ -很晚
- What time's your bus? - Late.
我想再陪她一会儿
I want to spend some time with her.
-哦，又算到我头上了 -我没有
- Now it's my fault! - Nothing's your fault.
真是个美妙的仪式
It was a lovely ceremony.
-你想再试一次吗？ -再来一次
- You wanna try it again? - One more time.
-不 -求求你，再来一次
- No! - Please! Yes, one more time.
-仪式很棒 -我要走了，再见，芬琪
- Great christening, honey. - Gotta go. Bye, Frankie.
我也要出发了
I better get going.
宝贝，我担心你在纽约的生活
Baby, I worry about you in New York.
我很好，妈妈
I'm fine, Mum.
妈妈，也许我不是全世界最快乐的人
Maybe I'm not the happiest person who ever lived...
但这不是你的错，知道么？
but that's not your fault.
欢迎来到纽约，罪人
Welcome to New York, you sinners.
这个城市充满罪人，我们不需要更多了
This city is filled with sinners, we don't need any more,
如果你听从上帝的旨意，你将得救
but you could be saved if you follow the word of the Lord.
你们明白吗？上帝能拯救你们 你想得救吗？
Will you follow? The Lord can save you. Do you wanna be saved?
你明白吗？你今天必须选择 各位弟兄姐妹
Do you? You must choose your way today, brothers and sisters.
你们听见了么？你们必须做出选择！
Do you hear me? You must choose...
里奥！里奥！到街角来找我！ 谢谢
Leo! Meet me at the corner. Thank you.
录影机便宜卖
VCR Special
出售
Sale
计程车！计程车！
Cabbie! Taxi!
-你干嘛？ -海伦病了
- What are you doing? - Helen's sick.
他们送她回家，我不知道她怎么了
They're sending her home. I don't know what's the matter.
你想要水吗？ 妮达，帮我拿点儿水来
Do you want water? Nedda, get me some water, please.
你会没事的
-我没事 -你没事时我会告诉你 You're going to be OK.
- I'm fine. - I'll tell you when you're fine.
-怎么了 -他要我回家
- What's wrong? - He's sending me home.
一个星期两次头晕 不是好现象
Twice in one week? Dizzy spells, not good.
是因为我吃了药
-尼克，叫到计程车了 -好 It's my medication.
- Nick, I got a cab. - Good.
给你十块乘计程车 你送海伦回家
Here's $10 for the cab, you take Helen home.
-那我怎么回来？ -你坐巴士
- What about me? - You take the bus.
我下午打你电话
I'll call you this afternoon.
五号桌的那个女人，上星期没给我小费
That woman at table five stiffed me last week.
好的，谢谢你告诉我，我会给她烧焦的吐司
OK, thanks for telling me. I'll burn her toast.
我叫她不要那么操劳 现在她说自己没事
I tell her to stop working so hard, now she tells me that she's fine.
我觉得她很不好
She doesn't look so fine to me.
你知道么，他帮我服务了十年了
She's been waiting on me for ten years.
难怪她生病了
No wonder she's sick.
你说什么？你知道那条漂亮裙子···
What are you talking about? You know that nice dress...
嘿，别放那么多牛油！
为什么放那么多？快给我把电话挂了！ Not so much butter!
I say this much, why you use that much? Get off the phone.
一会就好，蒂诺!宝贝，听着，只要我···
In a minute, Tino. Listen, baby, as soon I...
-别整天打电话 -鲁特，谁要打你电话？
- Don't tie that thing up all day. - Luther, who's gonna call you?
我要炒蛋香肠，薯条和一把枪
Scrambled with sausage, home fries
我要杀了三号桌那个婊子
and a gun to shoot that bitch on three.
-周末过得如何？ -很好，我见了我母亲···
- How was your weekend? - It was great. I saw my mum...
我的熏肉呢？
我忙死了，帮我，让他挂掉电话 Where's my bacon?
I'm backed up. Help me and get lover boy off the phone.
我买给你的那内衣 -乔治，躲起来！移民局！
...that underwear I bought you. - Jorge, hi! Lmmigration!
哦，不，我开玩笑的，开玩笑！
No, I was just kidding!
好，到了
OK, here we go.
早上好，芬琪
来了，给你的，抱歉要你等这么久，蒂诺忙的很 Good morning, Frankie.
There you go. Sorry it took so long but Tino's real backed up.
芬琪，沃特在学扔橙子，他认为这样能给他维他命C
Walt learned to juggle oranges, he thinks it gives him vitamin C.
嗨，今早我们有两款特餐， 菲达芝士蛋糕，3.95元
Hi, we have two specials today. We have a feta cheese omelette for 3.95
还有西部蛋卷，2.95元
and a western omelette for 2.95.
-我要薄烤饼餐 -没有薄烤饼餐
- I'll take the pancake special. - No, there are no special pancakes.
这里有菲达芝士蛋糕和西部蛋卷
There's the feta and the western.
我要法式土司，双份糖浆
I'll have the French toast special with double syrup.
-哦，我的天啊！你看见了吗？ -恩，我看见了
- My goodness! Did you see that? - Yeah, I saw it.
我没事，放心
I'm all right, don't worry.
看你做的好事！我父亲辛苦工作才买到的这车！
Look what you did! My father had to work very hard for this car.
-别碰她！ -插瞎她的眼睛！
- Get her off! - Poke him in the eye!
找钱时，顾客会骗你说：“我给你了二十元”
...when you give them change, they say, "No, I give you 20."
我从希腊带你来学做生意，用心点儿
I bring you from Greece to teach you business.
-我在努力，尼克叔叔 -你可以随便坐 - I try, Uncle Nick. - You can sit anywhere.
Go on, take any table. Once again.
不，我看见公告上写了诚招快餐厨师
No, it says you looking for a short-order cook.
我们不停的请厨师，但他们来去如风
We're always looking for cooks but they come and they go.
我不是个行者 若你请我，我会做下去
I'm not a come-and-go guy. I'll stick with you if you hire me.
我喜欢你这样弄头发
I like your hair like that.
-你不觉得太年轻了？ -不，这样很好
- You don't think it's too young? - No, it's perfect.
-看见二号桌的那个家伙了么？ -那个警察？
- See the guy on two? - The cop?
他要想筷子，我的熏肉呢？
Wants chopsticks. Where's my bacon?
我的介绍信，由州长签署
My references, signed by the governor.
-比较象证书 -哦，不好意思
- More like a diploma. - Excuse me.
-对不起 -皮特，听电话
- Sorry. - Peter, phone call.
这筷子贴上了标签，你不是这么吝啬的吧
This chopstick has tape on it, you can't be that cheap.
-另一只没问题 -一只筷子
- The other one is good. - One chopstick?
你想让我削尖筷子，叫他戳食物？
You want me to sharpen it and have him stab the food?
好主意，那么，你认为呢？ 我该雇用他吗？
Good idea. So, what do you think, pookie? You think I should hire him?
-要 -为什么？
- Yes. - Why?
-我喜欢她的样子 -我也是，你被聘用了
- I like his face. - Me, too. You're hired.
谢谢，先生，真的，非常感激你
Thank you, sir. Really, thank you.
-好，你想知道原因吗？问我 -为什么
- OK. You wanna know why? Ask me why. - Why?
我相信要给别人一个机会，合上耳朵，丫头
I believe in giving men another chance. Close your ears.
直到他闯祸， 这个国家给过我机会
Until he fucks up. This country gave me another chance.
合上耳朵，丫头，我没有闯祸
Close your ears, pookie. I didn't fuck up.
-这是我们俩之间的事儿 -谢谢 - This is between us. - Thank you.
我不会···可以合上你的耳朵吗？ I won't... Could you close your ears?
我不会闯祸的
I won't fuck up.
好，填好表格，明天带过来，明白？
Here. Fill this out, you bring back tomorrow, all right?
-你明天早上六点来上班 -我现在就可以开工
- You start tomorrow, 6am. - I can start now.
-不，明天就行 -我要尼克，你叫强尼？
Tomorrow's good. I'm Nick, you're Johnny?
-你怎么弄伤手臂的？ -足球，我爱足球，你踢足球么？
- How'd you hurt your hand? - Soccer. You play soccer?
-不，但是我打手球 -好吧，明天上班 - No. I play handball, though. - OK, tomorrow.
幸会，丫头，明天六点见 Nice you meeting, pookie. I'll see you at six.
-我今天找到了工作 -谁在乎？
- Got a job today! - Who gives a shit?
打中头部有十分
肚脐有多少分？ The head is ten points.
How much for the belly button?
伙计，我赢了，再来一次？ 你知道我说的吧
Man! Winner! One more. You know what I'm saying.
别玩了，给我走开 走吧
Stop playing and get out of here. Come on.
你抢走我们的游戏地盘，还想把死尸一起带走？
You took away our playgrounds now you take away our stiffs.
这家伙从车库走出来，上车后别人开枪打中
Guy comes out of the garage, gets in his car and gets shot.
嗨，我的木柜怎么样了？
Hello? How are my shelves?
-嗨，我是提恩的朋友波比 -提恩呢？
- I'm a friend of Tim's. I'm Bobby. - Where's Tim?
他回家了，你家里没有啤酒了
He's in his place. You were out of beer.
-大象珍藏很漂亮 -谢谢
- Nice elephant collection. - Thanks.
他叫我帮你弄木柜，你喜欢吗？
He asked me to help with your shelves. You like 'em?
有一点儿歪，但是，额，还可以
A little crooked but... yeah.
不是木柜歪，是你的地板
The shelves aren't crooked. It's your floor.
她回来啦，她是个小教母，欢迎回家
There she is! There's the little godmother. Welcome home.
认识波比吗？这位是芬琪，这位是波比
Have you met Bobby?
我们在“派朋医生”试镜认识
他是大派朋，我是小派朋 We met at a Dr Pepper audition.
He was the big pepper, I was the little pepper.
手放按钮
恐高症代表害怕高地 Hands on buzzers.
Acrophobia is the fear of high places,
广场恐惧症代表害怕空地
agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces,
生人恐惧症代表害怕什么？
but what are you afraid of if you're xenophobic?
陌生人
Foreigners.
-陌生人 -陌生人，正确答案！
- Foreigners. - Foreigners or strangers. Correct!
露西，这位是新朋友波比，他会带你去散步
Lucy, this is Bobby. He'll be taking you for your walk.
小心，她喜欢追豪华车，她幻想自己高贵显赫
She likes to chase Limos. She has delusions of grandeur.
提恩，我知道怎么遛狗，我在肯塔基州也养狗
I know how to walk a dog. We do have these things in Kentucky.
肯塔基州！我跟顽童约会！
Kentucky! I'm dating Huck Finn!
-见到你很高兴，芬琪 -我也是，大派朋 - Nice to meet you, Frankie. - You too, Big Pepper.
那么，你找到理想对象了吗？你认为他怎么样？
So, have I found Shangri-La?
-他不错 -说的好勉强
- He's nice. - That's a rotten thing to say.
他很棒，你要我说什么？什么时候发生？
我离开你才两秒··· He's very nice! What do you want me to say?
I leave you alone for two seconds...
我知道，我说过我不会再恋爱
I know. I said I'd never fall in love again.
-你几时说过？ -别那么多愁善感
- Where did that get me? - Don't get dramatic.
只是职业病
It's an occupational hazard.
我喜欢跟你看电视
我希望我们永远是好朋友 I love watching TV with you,
I hope we'll best friends the rest of our lives
我们要面对这整个世界
but there's a whole world out there, it's no use pretending there's not
因为我们心灵受过创伤或者有些病毒
just because our feelings got hurt or there's some virus.
我知道
I know.
但我打算买录影机
But I'm going for a VCR.
录影机，我希望有很多附件
A VCR. I hope it comes with a lot of attachments.
-这就是人生？ -当然，叫薄饼，租电影看
- Is that a life? - Send out for a pizza, rent a film.
吃饭，看电影
That's dinner and a movie
不用面对想把舌头伸进我耳朵的混蛋
and I don't have to deal with some schmuck putting his tongue in my ear.
当鳞翅类学者聚首时主要讨论些什么话题？
What is the topic of discussion when lepidopterists get together?
蝴蝶
-宝石？ -不是，蝴蝶或飞蛾? Butterflies.
- Gems? - No, ma'am. Butterflies or moths.
你有没有搞错，你读过大学的！应该知道
You've been to college, you should know that.
我没事
I'm fine.
我没事
I'm fine.
亲她一下，给她一个甜蜜的吻
Give her a kiss. Give her a nice kiss.
要糠吗？
Want some bran?
或者该吃绳，然后用力拉下去
May as well just eat rope and yank it through.
来吧！来吧！
Come on!
你们又腿有鞋，跑啊！ You have feet, you have shoes! Run!
爸爸！你还好吧？
Papa! Are you OK?
-怎么了？ -别动！好吗？别摸!
- What's happening? - Don't poke! Please.
-嗨，你要吗？我在打折哦 -我星期四付钱给你
Hi, are you buying? I'm on sale. I'll pay you Thursday.
你好吗？
How you doing?
嗨，想要个伴儿吗？
Hi. Looking for company?
-我不知道，现在怎么收费？ -一百元，现金
- I don't know. What's the rate now? - $100. Cash.
谢谢你，但是我手头···
I appreciate the offer but that's a little out of my...
听着，今天生意冷谈，我们可以边走边谈
Listen, it's slow tonight. We can talk.
-你想谈一谈？好吧，我们··· -那么，你喜欢什么？
- You wanna talk? OK, let's... - So, what do you like?
调羹姿势怎么样？
What about the spoon position?
调羹姿势？你喜欢怎么做？
What you gonna do to me in the spoon position?
派对时间
Party time.
-克里斯，额，别 -克里斯汀
- Celeste, no... - Christine.
穿上衣服，你明白我的意思么？
Yeah, well, clothes on. You know what I mean?
穿上衣服，调羹姿势
Clothes on, spoon position.
我想要个炸弹
I will go on with dynamite.
人们应该耳听目闻
People got to be able to see as well as hear.
看着，我能模仿贝蒂戴维斯
Watch this, I'll do Bette Davis...
你不错啊哈，刀法如神啊！
You all right, man. That's like a move, ain't it?
哈哈，不错！切芹菜啊！
All right! Chop that celery!
-这样子很容易切掉手指 -切吧，宝贝
- That's a good way to lose a finger. - Do it, baby.
你知道吗，我有个表哥，上一份工作切掉了两只手指
I had a cousin, he lost two fingers at his last job.
-他现在都不会系鞋带 -得了吧
- He can't even tie his own shoes. - Come on!
-反正我穿懒汉鞋 -芬琪，过来
- I wear loafers anyway. - Frankie, come here.
你看他，真不赖
Look at this guy, he's a hot dog.
他很可爱，屁股很翘
He's cute, though. He's got a cute little ass.
-你怎么不告诉他？ -我会的的，嘿，佐罗
- Why don't you tell him? - I think I will. Hey, Zorro!
有没有告诉过你你有个翘屁股？
Anybody ever tell you you got a cute ass?
-上次工作的时间就有 -你脸红吗？
- Last job I had. - Are you blushing?
别打扰新人了，大家都要干活才有薪水
Stop bothering the new guy. Everybody get to work for a change.
炒蛋熏肉。两个煎蛋和香肠还有比利时格子饼 Scrambled with bacon, two easy-overs with sausage and a Belgian waffle.
我叫强尼，你叫什么？
芬琪，这些蛋不够流质，戴先生喜欢流质一点的 I'm Johnny. Who are you?
These eggs aren't runny. Mr DeLeon likes them runny.
对于我说很生了，真的很生
They look runny to me. They're pretty runny.
-他是常客 -谁会争论这个呢？
- He's a regular. - Who can argue with that?
而且谁会和你争论？
And who can argue with you?
“你的头脑充满争论一如蛋充满着肉”
"Thy head is full of quarrel like an egg is full of meat."
莎士比亚的《罗密欧和朱丽叶》，我正在阅读
Romeo and Juliet. I'm reading it now.
第三幕第一场，现在买不到了
Act three, scene one. I can't find it now.
好吧，生蛋来了
OK, raw eggs coming up.
不是生，是流质
Not raw, runny.
等等，停下！
Wait a minute. Stop!
尼克，馅饼机器有问题
Nick, the pie machine's gone berserk.
看着，如果他跳，他叫跳，但他们从不这样做
Look, if he jumps, he jumps but they never do.
我得走了。吃些打给你，再见
I gotta go, I'll call you later. Yeah, bye.
-你认为他怎么样？ -谁？
- What do you think of him? - Who?
-那家伙，那家伙，新来的 -他才来，科娜
- The guy. The new guy. - He just started, Cora.
我留意过他，有几点我不太喜欢
I've been checking him out. Something about him I don't like.
我知道你的意思，自作聪明的人
I know what you mean. Some wise guy.
不，是他的头巾
No, it's the headband.
-他很可爱 -你总能发现别人的可爱之处
- He is cute. - You always see something cute.
-我知道，我就是那么幸运 -海伦还在病假期么？
- I'm lucky like that. - Is Helen still out?
她明天会回来
She'll be back tomorrow.
你知道你的问题出在哪儿么？你太挑剔
You know what your problem is? You're too picky.
那种女人总是对我们有意见 Women like that always have opinions about women like us.
-你觉得怎么样？ -完美！
- How do those look? - Perfect!
你们这些女孩很照顾我，我是说，女士们
You girls take such good care of me. I know, I should have said ladies!
不，你应该说女人
No, you should have said women.
芬琪，你面前时条非常非常老的狗
Frankie, you're looking at a very old dog.
想当年，我听过甜姐儿，小妮子，宝贝，姑娘···
In my time I've said tootsies, dolls, gals, chicks, babes,
有时候甚至说靓妹，当我还是个年轻小伙
sometimes even broads - that's when I was a young man.
当我还是个年轻小伙子的时候，最好的药物是红药水
When I was a young man, the wonder-drug was Mercurochrome.
我说过我的儿媳妇要我叫她女士吗？
Did I tell you my daughter-in-law wants me to call her Ms?
我知道该怎样叫她，我为了孙儿忍辱负重 I put up with her because of my grandchildren.
我给你看过我孙儿的照片吗？ Have I shown you pictures of them?
你想再看看吗？有些焦点不太对 Want to see them again? Some of them are out of focus.
皮特，听电话
Peter, telephone.
为什么录影机这么复杂？
How can VCRs be so complicated?
-他有什么经历？ -问科娜
- What's his story? - Ask Cora.
她已经下手了？这么快！
She after him already? She's fast!
像子弹一样快！
Like a bullet!
也许乔治懂一点录影机
Maybe Jorge knows about VCRs.
那家伙？他脑子里只有女人
That boy? All he got on his mind is pussy.
你剖开他的脑袋，里面可能全是女人 You open his head, you'll find little hairy triangles.
芬琪，过来
Frankie, come here.
那个大学叫兽刚才又把手伸进了我的裙子
The professor from the college just stuck his hand up my skirt again.
好吧，你倒水，我撞过来
OK. You pour, I'll bump.
-我帮您加水 -我喜欢加水水
- Let me freshen that up for you. - I always like more.
这很凉
It's very cold.
哦，我很抱歉！你还好吗？
I am so sorry! Are you all right?
我真的很抱歉！
I'm so sorry.
海伦在医院
Helen's in the hospital.
她的邻居打电话来，她认为她差不多了
Her neighbour just called. She thinks this is it.
在这里工作了15年，很长的岁月
15 years she works here. It's a long time.
她知道我们在吗？
Do you think she knows we're here?
我不知道
I don't know.
-海伦！ -嘘，这里是医院
It's a hospital.
海伦，我是科娜，你听见了吗？
Helen, honey, it's Cora. Can you hear me?
不好意思，请你们离开，海伦又另一位访客
Excuse me. Could you leave now? Helen has another visitor.
好的，我们走了
We're leaving.
海伦，我们走了，我们明天再来看你
We're gonna go now. We'll be back tomorrow.
你觉得我们会像这样走到最后吗？孤独终老
Do you think we're gonna end up like this? Alone.
她不孤独
She's not alone.
她孤独
She's alone.
冷静，我们找个东西垫在她的头部，脱下你的外套
Easy. We'll need something under his head. Let me have your jacket.
退后一点好吗？让他呼吸点儿新鲜空气
Back off, OK? Give him a little room.
-这不像你爸··· -怎么回事儿？
- It's not like your father's... - What's going on?
-尼克在哪里？ -医院里
- Where's Nick? - At the hospital.
-怎么了？ -他突然病发
- What's wrong? - He's having a fit.
叫救护车
Call an ambulance.
-我爱··· -你干嘛？
- I love... - What is wrong with you?
她是我女朋友！
That's my girlfriend!
那家伙像块砖头一样倒在这里
He's just sitting there, then he falls like a ton of bricks.
你踩到他了，退后
Stand back.
我们需要救护车，阿波罗餐厅，第23街及第9街
We need an ambulance, please. The Apollo restaurant, 23rd and Ninth.
这里有医生吗？ Is there a doctor here?
有人是医生吗？
-小姐，你的装束像个护士 -我是牙医助理 Is anybody a doctor here?
- You're dressed like a nurse. - I'm a dental technician.
-我们需要救护车 -正在赶来
- We're gonna need an ambulance. - They're on the way.
让他侧卧，那样才能呼吸
You gotta get him on his side so he can breathe right.
你在哪里学的？
营火会···我不记得他是不是癫痫发作~ Where did you learn that?
Campfire Girl... I don't remember. Is he epileptic?
-对，我想··· -肯定？可能是药物引起的
- Yeah, I think... - Sure? It could be drugs.
药物？这家伙不像瘾君子，这是什么？
Drugs? He don't look like an addict to me. What is it?
癫痫症
Epilepsy!
恩，他癫痫发作，请大家回到座位，他没事
Yeah, he's epileptic. Go back to your tables, he's fine.
救护车正在赶来，谢谢大家
The ambulance is coming. Thank you.
谢谢大家的合作，大家可以喝免费
Thanks for cooperating. Free coffee for everyone.
-给大家倒咖啡 -免费咖啡？尼克会杀了你
- Give everyone... - Nick'll kill you.
乔治，打你的电话吧 You can make that call now, Jorge.
-你叫芬琪是吧？ -对
Your name is Frankie, right?
-我叫强尼 -我知道
《芬琪和强尼》，那首歌 - I'm Johnny. - I know.
Frankie And Johnny, the song.
恩，我听说过，他的呼吸正常么？
Yeah, I've heard of it. Is he breathing all right?
正常，芬琪和强尼是对恋人···
Yeah. Frankie and Johnny were sweethearts...
-我觉得他呼吸不正常 -他有呼吸
- I don't think he's breathing right. - He's breathing.
-今晚和我约会怎么样？ -什么？
- Why not go out with me tonight? - What?
我今晚想跟你约会
I'm asking you out with me tonight, on a date.
他约她出去
He just asked her out.
-我真不敢相信 -什么不敢相信？
- I don't believe this. - What's not to believe?
没什么，你陪着他，我去等救护车
No. Keep him company. I'll wait for the ambulance.
-嗨，欢迎来到这个世界 -发生了什么？
- Welcome to the world. - What happened?
没什么，我刚才被某个女人拒绝了
Nothing much. I just got turned down by some woman.
你会没事的
You're gonna be fine.
嘿，露西
Hey, Lucy.
我在利高公园
I'm actually in Rego Park.
看看谁来了
Look who's here.
他在这儿干吗？他都不认识她
What's he doing here? He didn't know her.
当然认识，他第一天来，就是她最后···我想
Sure he did. His first day was her last... I think.
海伦需要的哀悼者多着呢
Helen can use all the mourners she can get.
-妮达！ -我没有贬义
- Nedda! - I didn't mean it unkindly,
幸好我们没有订圣柏德烈 I'm just glad we didn't book St Patrick's.
蒂诺和鲁特早一点儿来过，尼克负责买花 Tino and Luther were here earlier, Nick got the flowers.
-不错 -我要走了 - They're nice. - I gotta go.
我跟你走，葬礼让我紧张不安 I'm gonna go with you. Funerals give me the willies.
-你要走吗？ -我们才到这儿 - You gonna come? - We just got here.
-心意带到就行 -我不想丢下她 - It's the thought. - I don't wanna leave her alone.
恩，是啊
Yeah, sure.
走吧，妮达，别等砖墙都掉下来
Come on, Nedda, we don't need a brick wall to fall on us.
闭嘴，别胡说了
Shut up, don't be ridiculous.
你居然在殡仪馆的私人面前
You're picking up a guy in a funeral parlour
跟人调情！
in front of a freakin' stiff!
在我最放荡的梦里都没有这样试过
In my wildest dreams I didn't do anything like that.
赶紧滚蛋！
Blow it out your ass.
很好
Charming.
对不起，海伦
Sorry, Helen.
蒂诺，我要跟谁干才能有威化饼？
Who do I have to fuck to get a waffle?
别想威化饼了！
Forget about the waffle.
谢谢蒂诺，奥斯卡好多了
Thank you, Tino, Oscar's a lot better.
烫盘子，小心，这是我给你的另一份礼物。鲁特
Hot plates, look out. Here's another present for you, Luther.
我能问你件事儿吗？
Can I ask you something?
恩，问吧
Yeah, shoot.
蒂诺，能否离开一下？ 谢谢
Tino, give me a moment here. Thank you.
-我一会儿会打扫 -你认识海伦吗？
- I'll clean that later. - Did you know Helen?
-你今天好像在哭 -死亡是件很伤感的事情
- It looked like you were crying. - Death is very sad.
但你甚至不认识她
But you didn't even know her.
不需要认识那人才会伤感，这叫同情心
You don't have to know someone to feel sad for them. It's empathy.
对，同情心，对
Yeah. Empathy, yeah.
同情心，两个人的情感交流 Empathy. The sympathetic vibrations of two human beings.
-我知道什么意思 -不，你不知道，但没关系 - I know what it means. - No, you don't.
我也是查字典之后才知道的 I didn't know either till I looked it up.
每天我刮胡子的时候我就查字典学一个新词 You see, every day when I'm shaving, I look up a new word.
只是一小块火鸡 It's a little piece of turkey, that's all.
你怎能够对不认识的人产生同情心？
How can you have empathy with someone you've never met?
我不需要见过她，望着棺木上的照片我就知道了 I didn't have to meet her. I just looked at her picture and I knew.
我知道她依然单身，我知道她有梦想 I knew she lived alone, I knew she had these dreams
但是却不能让她活下去 that weren't quite enough to keep her heart beating
她每晚将玫瑰瓶悄悄地放在枕头底下 so she kept it going by putting a bottle of Four Roses
没人知道这个 under her pillow - nobody knew about.
伏特加知道
Vodka.
你该买个水晶球和穆斯林头巾，那样你就能发大财
You should get a crystal ball and a turban, you'd make a lot more money.
哦，我不是占卜家，我只是将所见说出来
I'm no fortune teller. I just tell it the way I see it.
她有那副表情，我妈妈一辈子都是那副表情
She had that look. My mother had that look her whole life.
失望
Disappointed.
我要血肠和薯饼
I need a blood sausage and hash browns.
妮达！你在做什么？她刚准备约我出去！
Nedda! She's just asking me out!
我没有！我没有要约你出去！
I am not! I am not asking you out.
-我很抱歉打扰了你们 -你将火鸡切得太薄了
- I'm sorry I'm interrupting. - You're slicing the turkey too thin!
没关系，我等着
That's OK, I'll wait.
宝贝，你知道我对你的感觉，好吗？
Baby, you know how I feel about you, right?
嘿，别占着电话
Don't monopolise the phone.
谢谢你，科娜
Thank you, Cora.
你射了没？
是的，通常我可以更久的 Did you come?
Yes. I usually can hold it longer than that.
-对不起 -但你不像是射了
- Sorry. - But it didn't seem like you came.
我射了，没错，美妙绝伦
I came. I did. That was terrific.
你肯定？
Are you sure?
你开玩笑？当然射了
Are you kidding? Of course I did.
恩，但是男人一般都会呻吟或大叫
Yeah, but usually a guy will moan and yell or something,
你确吭都没吭一声
you didn't even clear your throat.
我训练我自己平静的做
I trained myself to do it quietly.
-为什么？ -我住过一些地方
- Why? - Let's just say I've been in places
高潮时不宜大叫
where full-throated orgasm would be highly inappropriate.
-你是说修道院？ -恩，差不多吧
- You mean like a monastery? - Yeah, sort of.
我有点儿头晕 I'm dizzy.
或者这高跟鞋对你来说过于刺激？
Maybe the shoes was too much for you.
有可能
-或者是姿势问题 -姿势！对！ It could have been.
- Or position maybe. - Position! Yes!
我喜欢那个姿势，女人跨着
I like that position. Woman astride. Yes.
你为什么不说？我可以照做的
Why didn't you say something? I would have done it.
你做了啊，就是这样，跨着
You did it. That's what this is, astride.
-什么，在上面？ -对，在上面，想这样
- What, on top? - Yeah, on top. Like this.
科娜，虽然我一声不吭
Though my lips were sealed,
我的脑袋和身体都像绽放的烟花 my mind and my body were just shooting off fireworks.
所以，我不是十全十美
So, it wasn't exactly perfect.
别耿耿于怀
Don't worry about it.
我也没有百分百的状态，这双高跟鞋虽然很漂亮，但它把我的脚挤得痛死了
I wasn't exactly 100% - these shoes are cute but they kill my feet.
我能留下吗？
Can I stay over?
-不行 -为什么？
Why not?
如果你留下，我俩会醒着到天亮
Because if you stay over, the two of us will lay here all night, awake,
假装睡着，奇怪对方怎么不睡觉
pretending to be asleep but wondering why we didn't hit it off.
强尼，你只是寂寞，我也是只是寂寞
Johnny, you're just lonely. I'm just lonely.
我们不用成为罗密欧和朱丽叶 We don't have to be Romeo and Juliet.
-寂寞 -对
Lonely.
你说过你有男朋友
You got a boyfriend, you said.
我有两个男朋友，但是我要找到真命天子
I got two boyfriends. I'm looking for one Mr Right.
-明天见 -餐厅见
- I'll see you tomorrow. - See you at the salt mines.
-再见 -晚安
- Bye. - Good night.
-强尼，这不是世界末日 -我知道
- It's not the end of the world. - I know.
我见过世界末日
I seen the end of the world.
“黎明之神披着嫣红的衣裳
"But look, the morn, in russet mantle clad
已踏上了东边的山麓”
"Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill."
-黎明之神？ -黎明之神是什么意思？
- The morn? - What the hell does it mean?
意思是太阳要升起
It means the sun is up.
为什么这蠢材要拐弯抹角的说？
Why doesn't he just say so instead of this bullshit?
因为他是莎士比亚，世界上最伟大的诗人
Because he's Shakespeare. The greatest poet ever.
你是说你不再尊重我？
Are you saying you don't respect me any more?
-我才不在乎 -我不再尊重你 -谁问你？
- I could care less! - I don't respect you any more.
我觉得你们俩都是八婆
I think you're both a pair of tramps.
瞧，我帮了你们，我试过他了
Look, I did you both a favour, I tried him out.
他是不是真的···？
Did he really...?
最多两分钟！
Two minutes tops!
-真讨厌 -还有像只老鼠一样安静
- I hate that! - And so quiet. Like a mouse.
默剧大师都比他声音大
Marcel Marceau comes louder than this guy.
或者是你吓坏她了，我是说，这不是不可能
Maybe you scared him. That isn't out of the question.
或者把，但我不念诗
Well, maybe so but I don't read poetry.
依我看，你要懂两个字求生
As I see it, you need two words to make it in this town -
“操”和“你” "fuck" and "you".
-有人昨晚没有着落 -我每晚都有 - Someone didn't get laid last night. - I get laid every night.
我猜也是 I bet you do.
-不，不要假发 -对！我知道不用假发
- No, not the wig! - No! I knew not to use the wig.
你们知道我那些金色轻便鞋？ 打孔的，我穿上了它
Do you know those gold pumps I got? The stilettos? I put 'em on,
一切都挺顺利，但我···
things are looking good, but then I...
我知道你们在说什么
-你知道？ -当然知道 I know what you two are talking about.
我们在说什么？说啊 - You do? - Of course I do.
What are we talking about? Say the word.
-放过她吧 -说那个词一次，为了我
- Leave her alone. - Just one time. Just for me.
-交配，说啊 -科娜，放了她吧
- Copulate. Say it. - Cora, leave her alone.
-说平生的第一次 -你真坏！
- Once in your life. - You are so mean!
你能说出来！我数到三，一，二，三
You can do it! On the count of three. One, two, three!
我看鲁夫博士
I watch Dr Ruth.
皮特，听电话
Peter, telephone.
对对，多少？
Yeah. How much?
天杀的呢干嘛？
What's with you?
女士们先生们，我要宣布一件事！
Ladies and gentlemen, staff, I have an announcement.
-什么？ -我卖出第一个剧本
- Crazy busboy. - I sold my first script.
没错！他们邀请我做飞机去洛杉矶 Right! They're flying me first class to sunny LA
今年夏天开始拍摄“月亮之血” to begin shooting Bloods On The Moon!
我给你最后一天在这里然后我要去好莱坞
I'll give you one last day and I'm off to Hollywood.
比亚迪！别怪我的脏话！ Son of a bitch! Pardon my French.
打得好 Nice shot.
好，你发球
OK, serving for the game, this is it.
我知道你的球路了，继续
靠!别怪我的脏话 I got you now! Go, Joe!
Shit! Pardon my French.
- 出界！ - 打得好，打得好
- Out! - There it is, good game. Good game.
-打得漂亮，乔 -我又要去捉贼
- Good one, Joe. - I gotta go catch criminals.
为什么不跟我一起参加皮特的欢送会？
Why won't you go to Peter's going-away party with me?
-因为我不想 -得了，晚上七点我来接你
- I don't want to. - I'll pick you up at seven.
-你知道么，有时候你真的很讨人厌 -我没有
- Sometimes you're really obnoxious. - I'm not obnoxious.
我只是想跟你约会，完全两码事儿
I'm just eager to go out with you. That's a big difference.
54西街545号，对吧？
545 West 54th Street, right?
-你怎么知道？ -你的请柬上写着
- How do you know that? - Come on, it's on your punchcard.
你干嘛偷看我的请柬，不准看！
What are you doing looking at my punchcard? You stay away from it.
你是几号公寓？
What's your apartment number?
-6A -不，我不信
- 6A. - No, I don't believe you.
6B？3F？接近么？
6B? 3F? Am I close?
-我在自言自语吗？ -我马上就来
- Am I talking to myself over here? - Just a minute.
我要怎么做，你才会有反应？
What can I do to make you respond to me? Can I write little notes?
-我送礼物如何？ -你买得起么？ -我可以开始写小便条 -我不会回应，别给我写小便条
I don't respond to little notes.
- What about if I give you presents? - You can afford that?
-不，我说了，是小礼物 -我不喜欢小礼物
- I'm saying little. - I don't like presents and things.
我知道，我知道，我会放弃，但是我有话要说
I know, I gonna back off but I gotta tell you something.
-我爱上你了 -大汉堡，来取！
- I got a crush on you. - Burger Deluxe, pick up.
你为什么要跟我约会？
因为人心所向必有其因 Why do you want to go out with me?
Because the heart does things for reasons
原因难以理解
that reason cannot understand.
尼克知道吗？我要告诉尼克
Does Nick know about this? I'm gonna tell Nick.
看，你让吃醋了，她为此恼火
You got her jealous, you see? You got her all riled up.
真的，我想知道，为什么你想跟我约会
I want to know why you want to go out with me.
我们打算分头去派对？
We're gonna go to the party and walk in alone?
一辈子，我们在派对独自一人
Our whole life we spend alone at parties.
所以我们一起去，没那么糟，有吗？
So we walk in together, it's not so bad. So bad?
-不 -不，不会，我们可以一起去
No, it's not. We can do it.
-什么？做什么？ -什么事儿？
- What? Do what? - What's the matter?
我忘了客人的订单
I don't even remember what my order was!
一份烘肉卷盘，两份厨师沙拉
One meatloaf platter and two chef's salads.
瞧，我过目不忘
强尼，取消烟熏金枪鱼，客人刚死于营养不良 See? I never forget an order.
Cancel the tuna melt, the customer just died of malnutrition.
我将你的电话给他的律师
I'm giving his lawyer your number, OK?
传一些更加花哨的，你需要这些？
Try something a little more festive. You need these?
不，不要
No, not yet.
我太老了不能穿这些
I'm too old for this shit.
不是吧
Come on.
-我不这样想，这样穿像个意大利寡妇 -我希望你跟我去
- You look like an Italian widow. - I wish you'd just come with me.
抱歉，不行，这顿饭我已经退掉三次了
I can't. I've cancelled this dinner three times already.
我讨厌单独去派对
I hate going to parties alone.
我总觉得有人在盯着我
I always feel like everybody's staring at me.
穿成这样，不足为奇，斗牛比赛几点开始？
Dressed in that they probably are. What time is the bullfight?
让我来挥动魔法棒！
Let me weave my magic spell.
失落裙子之园，得主是···
The land of lost dresses. And the winner is...!
这个，这才是去派对的裙子，我已经觉得快活了
There. Now that is a party dress. I feel prettier already.
如果你不想单独赴会，就开始约会
If you don't want to go to parties alone, start dating again.
他三年来没有正式男友，自从菲利普···
She hasn't had a date in three years. Not since Phillip...
-啊，我烦了忌讳 -才不是
- I said the "Ph" word. - It's not true.
那个威丝曼呢？我整个夏天都在约他
What about that Welshman? I dated him that whole summer.
算了，我不喜欢他
Please! I don't count him.
你在说什么？他向我求婚了
What? He asked me to marry him.
难怪我不喜欢他，早知道他不会离开妻子
That's why I didn't like him. I knew he wouldn't leave his wife.
对，你知道什么？
What do you know about those things?
-显然比你多 -不要逼她约会
- More than you do obviously. - She doesn't have to date.
我很谨慎 I don't date by choice.
可惜，我喜欢你的选择 Too bad because I love your choices.
从虐待狂到只知道利用你的男人 We went from Mr Abuse You to Mr Use You,
还有令我心动的奇装异服的人 plus a fling with a cross dresser that I blew the whistle on.
恩，不。对！妈妈咪啊，这对鞋简直是无与伦比！你认为呢？波比
Yes! Mama, the pumps. Definitely the pumps. Bobby, what do you think?
-别拖我下水 -我猜我们会在一起六个星期
- Leave me out of it. - I'm giving us six weeks.
-你约了人？ -没有
Are you expecting someone?
-喂，是谁？ -芬琪？ -强尼？
Hello, who is it?
我起鸡皮疙瘩了，你听过那首歌么？芬琪和强尼
I just got goosebumps. Do you know that song?
四星期
有你的名字却没有写公寓号码，我想上来 Four weeks.
It says your name but it doesn't say the apartment number.
-6A，什么？ -是餐厅的新厨师
- 6A. What? - It's the new guy at work. The cook.
-他可爱吗？ -恩，一点吧
- Is he cute? - Yeah, sort of.
你是约了他，还是叫了三明治？
Do you have a date with him or did you order sandwiches?
不，他约了我，但是我拒绝了
No, he asked me to go out with him and I told him no
他又约了我一起去皮特的排队，我拒绝了，应该是
then he asked me to Peter's party and I said no, I think.
哦，不，我说了什么?
What did I say?
我怎么知道？谁在乎？有男人登门造访
How should I know? Who cares? It's a gentleman caller.
他做了什么？跑上来的？这家伙很是认真
What did he do? Run up? This guy means business.
-我去开门 -慢着
- Should I get it? - Wait!
你会说自己是谁？
拯救世界的那个人！你怎么了？我看起来怎么样？ Who are you gonna say you are?
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance! What's wrong with you? How do I look?
-应该我问你！ -对，但你从来不问我
- I'm supposed to say that! - Yeah, but you never do.
我的老天！我看起来像个小黑妞
My God! I look like the Breck girl.
-这里是6A吧？ -6A
-欢迎 -你们好 - This is 6A, right? - 6A.
- Welcome. - Hello.
-哦，我的天啊！ -你还好吧？
- Are you OK? - My God!
-你要喝点儿什么？ -不用了
- Can I get you something? - I'm fine.
我刚跑了五层楼
I just ran up five flights.
不知道怎么的，有股动力驱使我不断的跑
I don't know what got into me, I just had to run up.
-大概是见你心切 -你不必这样做
- Wanted to get here. - You didn't have to do that.
不，我非常乐意
No, it was my pleasure.
-你准备好了？ -差不都了
- So, you ready? - Almost.
真的？很好
Yeah? Good.
房子不错，对于开放式的来说很大
Nice apartment. Big for a studio.
好，坐下，我猜这里没有空椅子
OK, sit. I guess there's not an empty chair in the house.
哦，我也为了衣服烦恼
Man, I couldn't figure out what to wear either.
他们是提恩和波比，他们帮我组装录影机
This is Tim and Bobby, they're hooking up my VCR.
恩
Right.
我是提恩，他是波比，我住在附近
I'm Tim, he's Bobby. I live across the hall
波比和崔普家一起住
and Bobby lives with the Von Trapp family.
-我猜想这是你们第一次约会？ -对
So, this is your first date?
我们刚开始约会
We just started dating ourselves.
你们俩？
Each other?
哦，真有趣，世事难料！
That's interesting. You'd never know it.
这里很温馨，哦，大象！
This is really nice and homey. Elephants!
她从小就开始收藏大象
She's collected those since she was kid.
象鼻向上代表好运
When the trunks are up, it means good luck.
但是它们要面对窗户
But they gotta face the window.
否则就会倒霉，书上说的
Otherwise it's bad luck. I read that somewhere.
难怪
That explains a lot.
我想我可以帮你接线
I think I could help you with that wire.
-应该行了，只要有··· -你真的懂得怎么接？
I think I got it if I could just... Sure you know what you're doing?
上次我就接好过···
Last time I worked on one of these...
对，这条应该接那里
OK, I think that one goes right there.
-我肯定 -不，不是这里
- I'm sure. - No, it goes over here.
对，就是这里
-强尼，你是电子工程设计？ -不，我是个厨师 You gotta take the plug...
- Are you an electrician? - No, I'm a cook.
真有趣，我感觉我像你的姐姐
This is so exciting. I feel like your big sister.
-你认为他怎么样？ -他很好
- What do you think? - He's nice.
说的真勉强！
That's a rotten thing to say!
他很棒，瞧，我们都犯过错
He's very nice. Look, we've both done worse.
当然，他可能是连环杀手或变态狂，世事难料
Of course, he could be a mass murderer or a psycho.
谢谢你与我分享
Thank you for sharing that with me.
来吧，你看上去很棒，在他没有改变主意之前出去
Come on, hurry up before he changes his mind.
我觉得这样比较好
It's better the way I had it.
对，你说的对
Yeah, I think you're right.
或者我不应该随便插手
Maybe I should just learn to leave well enough alone.
让我帮你，给我
Let me help you. Here. Try this.
对了，我有个表哥也是同性恋 I have a cousin who's gay, by the way.
-哦，很多人是 -准备好了？
- Most people do. - Ready?
-他是个好人 -我肯定
- He's a really great guy. - I'm sure.
他几个月前才发现自己是同性恋
He just found out he was gay a couple of months ago.
我会在新同志目录里找他
I'll look him up in the directory. Under the new listings.
-走吧 -真好笑
- Let's go. - Good one.
幸会，幸会，波比，抱歉弄糟了电视机
Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you, Bobby. Sorry about the TV.
-没关系，别放在心上 -幸会
- Don't worry about. - Nice meeting you.
-你真的不想来？ -下星期我们一起
- Sure you don't wanna come? - Next week we'll double.
希望他们合得来
I hope it works out.
原因有很多，在你工作时，我注意你的很多小动作
There's lots of reasons. At work, the little things you do that I watch.
我喜欢你那样摇摆
I love the way you swig.
你不觉得我们登对么？
You don't think we'd fit, do you?
我们登对，芬琪，我们登对的像···
We fit, Frankie. We fit like...
豌豆和豆芽，锁头和钥匙
peas in a pod, like a lock and a key.
我不一定喜欢你的钥匙的去处
I'm not so sure I like where your key's been.
你是说科娜？你介意那件事？好吧，你认为这不是好事
You mean Cora, right? You think that was something?
算了，你懂的 Come on, you know what that was.
那是用来排挤寂寞 It's a Band-Aid on loneliness.
你年纪多大？
不管你事，你多大了？ So, how old are you?
None of your business. How old are you?
你认为呢？
What do you think?
五十岁
Late forties.
-什么？那就别问 -别问
- What? Then don't ask. - Don't ask!
首先
...but before I go any further,
我要感谢我的爱人，雪儿
I'd like to introduce you all to my heart, Cheryl.
令我梦想成真的经理人，凯利斯
And the man this couldn't have happened without, Mutzie Calish.
最后，多谢各位在我什么都不是的时候帮助我
Finally, to all of you who helped me when I was a nobody,
我想现在就感谢各位 I'd like to thank you all now
因为我确定等我成了好莱坞的大明星我就会忘记你们 because I'm sure I will forget you when I'm big and in Hollywood!
我有话要说 I have something to say.
我想向皮特致敬，他以前在我的阿波罗餐厅替我打工
I wish to make salute to Peter. He worked for me at the Apollo Cafe.
我的表哥为了皮特，要演奏希腊音乐
For Peter, my cousins will play some Greek music.
慢慢享受吧！
要吃蛋糕吗？ Let's break some plates!
想跳舞吗？ Would you like some cake?
So, wanna dance?
-不，问妮达吧，这是她的强项 -妮达？
No. Ask Nedda, that's her thing.
如果我们俩之间有瓜葛，希望你能应付
If something happens between us, I hope you can handle it.
-妮达？ -什么？
- Nedda? - What?
-想跟我跳舞吗？ -好，等等，我的内衣带子断了
- Would you like to go Greek with me? - Yeah! Hang on, my bra snapped.
帮我一下
For old times' sake.
我跟三个人合力扭紧了它
Me and three of the guys tightened that up.
嘿，强尼，强尼教我怎么做厨师，这是玛利亚
-派对很棒 -是时候招供 Johnny's teaching me how to be a cook. This is Maria.
- Great party. - Confession time.
我上班的第一天，偷了你一些小费
On my first day, I stole some of your tips.
我知道，但是你第二天放回去了
I know. But you put it back the next day.
我当时身无分文，一毛都没有
I was broke. I was really broke.
你现在闯出明堂，我很为你高兴
I'm really glad things are working out for you, you know.
-祝你一切顺利 -谢谢
- I wish you all the best. - Thanks.
再见强尼
-嘿，宝贝，来吧 -你把内衣脱掉了？ See you Johnny.
- Hey, baby. Let's cut a rug. - Are you bra-less?
来吧，尼克！
Let's go, Nick!
When do we break the plates?
那很不错，走 That's good. Go.
妮达，来吧！ Nedda, come on!
- It's not Greek but it's good. - Party!
-这不是希腊音乐但是不错！ -派对！
继续，强尼
很好！对！ Let's go, Johnny!
That's right. All right.
万岁！
Bravo!
-说吧，一定有原因的 -《小飞象》
- Come on, there must be a reason. - Dumbo.
-《小飞象》？那部电影？ -没错
- Dumbo? The movie? - Yeah.
没有特别的含义，就是《小飞象》
No deep hidden meaning. Plain Dumbo the elephant.
我父亲离开前，他带我看了《小飞象》
Just before my father left, he took me to see Dumbo
我喜欢那部电影，所以我收集大象
and I liked it so I save elephants.
我喜欢《小飞象》那部电影
I like that movie Dumbo.
花店，是我的秘密花园
The flower market. My secret place.
只有我和三千个花商知道
Only me and 3,000 florists know about it.
嘿，这位漂亮的小姐要襟花吗？
How about a lovely corsage for the lady?
好
-哪一个？ -下面第三个 Good.
- Which one? - On the bottom, third one in.
这个？
This one?
对了，我来
OK, I got it.
你想让我来吗？
You want me to do it?
你没去过高中舞会，是吧？
You never went to the prom, did you?
没有，你呢？
No. Did you?
我不想你用那种眼神看着我
I wish you'd stop looking at me like that.
怎样的？
就是这样，让人紧张 Like what?
你不是在看，是在瞪，瞪着我，令我紧张 Like that. It's too intense.
You don't look, you stare. It makes me nervous.
谢天谢地！你终于来了
Thank God! You finally got here.
抱歉我迟到了，别来烦我
Sorry I'm late. Get off my back.
我觉得应该去你家
I think we should go to your place.
我这样想
I think so.
强尼，我真的喜欢你，但是非今晚不可吗？
I really like you but does it have to be tonight?
-对 -谁说的？
Who says?
-我没事 -你还好吧？
- I'm OK. - Are you OK?
你有吗？
-你是说避孕套？ -对 You got something?
- You mean rubbers? - Yeah.
-哦，真扫兴 -有吗？
- Talk about a mood changer. - Well, do you?
其实，我没想到第一次约会就会上床
The truth is I didn't think this was going to happen on a first date.
我只是觉得···
I just didn't think this...
其实我们不会
The truth is, it's not going to.
-对 -没关系
- No. - It's OK.
我不知道，我只是···
I don't know, I just...
如果我带了东西来，情况又会如何？
If I'd brought something, what would that look like?
那样就显得我早有预谋
It would look like I was planning to do it with you.
不，不要紧，或者这不是什么好主意
No, it's OK. Maybe this is just not such a good idea anyway.
哦，我因为尊重你而受到惩罚
Come on. I'm being penalised for respecting you.
你没有受罚，只是没有上床
You're not being penalised, you're just not getting laid.
慢着，你认为我只想上床？ Wait a minute now. Is this about getting laid?
-我们谈谈··· -不，我弄三明治，好吗？ - Let's talk about... - No. How about I make us a sandwich?
-你想吃三明治吗？ -三明治？
- You want a sandwich? - A sandwich?
我讨厌带上他妈的避孕套，别怪我的粗口，我以为你会做
I hate wearing goddamn rubbers, pardon my French. I know you have to.
我从没想过自己要盘算跟男人上床
I never thought I'd contemplate sleeping with a man
而那人不断的说“别怪我的粗口”
who said "Pardon my French" all the time.
好吧，我以后再也不说了
Done. I'll never say those words again.
你从哪里学到这句话的？
Where do you pick up an expression like that?
-真好吃，你弄的？ -不，我妈妈
- This is good. You made this? - No, my mum.
-靠 -让我看看
- Shit. - Let me see that.
-没事 -我帮你找点儿东西
- It's all right. - I'll get you something.
压着它，别让血溅在肉上
Just keep pressure on it. Don't let any blood spill on the meatloaf.
我觉得这样没用 I don't think this is gonna work out.
我听不见你说什么 I can't hear what you're saying.
我是个生活简单的人 I'm a BLT-down sort of person,
我认为你想找个 I think you're looking for someone a little more
比较复杂的人 pheasant-under-glass.
-你在这里做什么？ -我只是在找胶布
- What are you doing in there? - I'm just looking for Band-Aids.
-你在干嘛？ -来吧，坐下吧
- What are you doing? - Come on in. Sit down.
我帮你急救
I know first aid.
手指给我
Give me your finger.
指头给我
Give me your thumb.
我42了
I'm 42.
-我32 -真的？你不像
- I'm 32. - Really? You don't look it.
-我44 -真的？
- I'm 44. - Honest?
今年就快46了
I'm gonna be 46 this year.
你想要什么生日礼物？
What do you want for your birthday?
我不想在隐瞒年龄
I want to stop bullshitting about things like my age.
今年11月11日我就满35岁了（光棍节生日？难怪）
I'll be 35 on the 11th of November.
你是天蝎座？
You're a Scorpio?
看看药柜，我有一些
Look in the medicine cabinet. I have some.
我不想你误会
I didn't want you to get the wrong impression.
-就在蓝色的··· -我找到了
- They're behind the blue... - I got 'em.
戴上了？
Is it on?
还没有，这东西可不是说戴就戴的
Not yet. You can't just put it on until it's...
我知道
No, I know.
听着，我不会误会你
You know, I wouldn't have gotten the wrong impression.
让我听你叫，我想听你叫
Let me hear you. I wanna hear you.
来啊，宝贝，叫出来吧
Come on, baby, let it go. Let it go.
来啊
Come on. Let it go. Come on.
我要两面煎蛋和烤鸡
I need eggs over-easy and a roast chicken.
-来啦 -你和我都戴头巾
- Here you go. - You wear bandanna, I wear bandanna.
孩子快要出生了？是男是女？
So, the baby's coming soon? Know what is it yet?
-双胞胎 -你怀着双胞胎？
- Twin boys. - Twins you got?!
-我能摸摸吗？ -恩，请便
- Can I touch? - Yeah, be my guest.
我感觉到了一个再踢另一个
科娜，从没见过你这样 This one just kicked the other one!
Cora, I never see you like this.
大家都以为我很冷酷无情，但这不是真的
People think I'm a tough bitch but it ain't true.
这种事情让我感动
Shit like this chokes me up.
芬琪，来，摸摸孩子们
不了，我的手很脏，下次吧 Frankie, come here, touch the baby.
No, that's OK. My hands are dirty. Next time.
这是你最后的机会，我可不会再怀孕了
This is your last chance. I am never getting pregnant again.
你上次也是这么说的
You said last time! Flora, the blue, remember?
蓝色是早上吃的，红色的是晚上的
Blue is for the morning. The red one is for the evening.
-谢谢 -别客气，两只双面煎蛋
- Thank you. - You're welcome. Two eggs over-easy.
你好啊
Hello to you, too.
你的头巾不错
I see you made it home all right.
对，今早在这里弄的，有足够的时间弄好
Yes, I made it here this morning, had time enough to put this together.
-很好 -我睡得像个婴儿
- Nice. - I slept like a babe.
我看见你在那儿和她们说话，你喜欢小孩吗？
So, I saw you over there, you like kids?
-还好 -你像那种喜欢小孩的人
- They're OK. - You look someone who likes kids.
是吧？我爸爸也这样
那喜欢小孩的人长什么样儿？ Yeah? So did my father.
What does somebody who likes kids look like?
我要洋葱牛肝···啊哈船长
I need an order of liver and onions... Captain Ahab.
谢谢你借车给我，尼克
Thanks for loaning me the car, Nick.
他借车给我，我有事要办
He's lending me his car, I got an errand to run.
-他借车给你？ -他喜欢我的厨艺
- He's lending you his car? - He likes my cooking.
我们去散散步如何？我们应该去走走
-不，我要吃东西 -人人都要吃东西 How about we talk a walk? I think we should.
- No. I gotta eat. - We all gotta eat.
我们吃吧，不如我给你安排野餐
We'll eat. How about I make a little picnic for us?
菜单有什么？
What's the menu?
你想到的都有，你喜欢金枪鱼吗？
Whatever you like. You like tuna fish?
蒂诺告诉我你喜欢吃金枪鱼
Tino tells me you like tuna.
-我弄一个金枪鱼砂锅 -不，不要砂锅
- I'll make a tuna casserole. - No! Not casserole.
-金枪鱼三明治 -金枪鱼三明治我最拿手
- Tuna fish sandwich. - I am defined by my tuna sandwich.
我从罐头里面倒出金枪鱼
I take the tuna out of the can
在我的手指间捏到松软为止
and I work it between my fingers till it's real soft.
我马上回来
I'm back.
你得承认，两个人走在一起的却很可怕
It is kinda scary, you got to admit. Two people coming together is scary.
你不能否认我们走在一起
You can't deny that it's happening.
实不相瞒，我觉得你太想得到我
I'll tell you how I really feel. I feel like you're too needy for me.
-什么意思？ -我觉得你想得到我的全部，你知道么？
I just feel like you want everything that I am.
没错
I do.
尼克说别人约你，你都拒绝，为什么
Nick tells me guys ask you out and you keep saying no. Why?
我已经厌倦了约会
I'm retired from dating.
你什么意思？你在小时候有过阴影？
What does that mean? Something happened when you were a kid?
为什么每次女人不想约会
Why is it that any time a women doesn't want to get involved,
男人总觉得是童年阴影？
men think it's because they were messed with as a kid?
错，那是做女人的阴影
我不会伤害你 They were messed with as a woman.
I'm not gonna mess with you.
喜欢我的金枪鱼么？
Do you like my tuna?
恩，很好吃
Yeah, it's good.
你没有中学毕业，没关系，你可以重返校园
You didn't graduate high school, so what? You can go back.
重返校园？不好吧，我在中学时出尽风头
Go back? I don't think so. I had one highlight in high school, one.
什么事儿？
What was that?
我在《男与女》中扮演修女莎拉
I played Sister Sarah in our production of Guys And Dolls.
不是吧
-芬琪和强尼 -对，我听过那首歌 No kidding.
- Frankie and Johnny. - I've heard the song.
-我们缘定今生 -他们最后不是自杀了吗？
- We were a couple before we met. - Didn't they kill each other?
不，她杀了他，你错了
No. She killed him. You got the edge there.
来，我们走
Come on.
你今晚有什么节目？
What are you doing tonight?
-今晚是我的保龄球之夜 -很好！我喜欢保龄球
- It's my bowling night. - Great! I love bowling.
不，是女子组，而其你还有事要办
No. It's a league and besides, you have your errand.
-我办完事就来 -不，强尼，我想冷静一下，我是说，昨晚···
- After my errand. - No. I need a night to get over you.
好的，我在草溪区14号
OK, I'm on Meadow Brook. 14...
草溪区
Meadow Brook.
111号？哪里是111号？
111? What is 111?
接近了吗？就是这里
So, am I close? There it is.
开始打吧
Let's bowl.
好吧现在，集中精神，科娜
Now, concentrate, Cora.
加油，芬琪，这一记决定胜负，你做得到
Here we go, Frankie. Need this spare, honey. Go!
看这个！看着！漂亮！
Watch this. Watch! Beautiful!
-天啊 -好啊，妮达 - Hell. - Great, Nedda.
-好？惨不忍睹 -比起上次有进步 - It was two. - It was better than last time.
-看见了没？ -你在哪里学的打保龄球？
宾夕法尼亚艾通拿，我在那里学的 - You see that? - Where'd you learn to bowl so good?
Altoona, PA. That's about all I learned.
-你好 -你从艾通拿来的？ -对
You're from Altoona?
我想我大概是要病发了
I think I'm going to have some kind of fit.
我生于艾通拿
I was born in Altoona.
-很好笑 -不，你开玩笑？
- Very funny. - No! Are you kidding?
我在圣史提芬医院出生，我家住在马迪街
I was born in St Stephen's Hospital. We lived on Martell Street.
你读的穆迪中学？
I suppose you went to Moody High School?
不是，我没有读穆迪高中，因为我八岁那年就搬走了
No, because we left when I was eight.
但我读过伯尼小学
I went to Park Lane Elementary, though.
你真的从艾通拿来？
Are you really from Altoona?
谁会假装自己从艾通拿来？
Why would anyone pretend to be from Altoona?
为了促成这个巧合，别推波助澜
To keep up this silly coincidence theory. Don't encourage him.
听着，我妈妈在戒酒会认识一个人后跟他私奔
My mother ran off with a guy she met at an AA meeting,
我爸带我们去巴尔的摩投靠我的姑母
my father took us to Baltimore, to his sister.
-科娜，轮到你了 -不，继续说 - Cora, it's your turn. - No, this is better. Go on.
她受不了我们便将我们送入寄养家庭 She couldn't cope with us so they put us in foster homes.
我今年18岁，喜欢去狂欢会
Now, I'm 18 years old and I'm with the carnival.
这家伙记性一流，他85岁
This guy, Mr Memory, he's 85 years old, he's got a memory...
能及时说出记下的资料，他脑子里装了很多东西
Instant recall, he's got things in his head - entire books,
-整本书，回文，演讲稿··· -那是什么？
- palindromes, speeches... - What's that?
回文，是指顺序后逆序的串法一样
Something you can spell backwards and forwards the same way.
-小姐 -奥图
- Madam. - Otto.
胸脯，b-o-o-b
Boob, b-o-o-b.
-小狗 -很接近了
- Puppy! - Close enough.
那老家伙告诉我···
Anyway, the old guy says to me...
到底打不打保龄球？ Are we bowling or what?
对不起，打保龄球吗？ Sorry. Shall we bowl?
难怪他记性一流 That's why he has such a good memory.
他穿把鞋子不能打保龄球，他怎么了？ He can't bowl in those shoes. What is wrong with him?
我要用自己的小球 I'm gonna use my own little ball.
来吧，芬琪，打掉另一个！
Come on, Frankie, pull another one!
-你怎样？ -还可以
- How you doin'? - OK.
你还好吧？
我知道我不该来，我不知道你有何感觉 You all right?
I know I wasn't supposed to come. I don't know how you feel about it.
-没事 -没事？
- It's OK. - It's OK?
真的？
Really?
芬琪，轮到你了
Frankie, you're up.
我们要全部击倒，她们领先四分
We need a strike. They're ahead by four.
你说什么？看我的本领
What are you talking about? Let me look at this.
-你看？ -92加8是100，不是96
- There, see? - 92 and eight is 100, not 96.
不，这记真是一流
No, that was a happy face I drew.
如果你想修改别人的分数，修改我的吧
If you're gonna doctor a score, doctor mine.
我会跟你到天涯海角
I'm going all over the place with you.
我不知道你在说些什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我坠入爱河，我爱上了你 I'm in love with you. I love you.
我情不自禁地爱上你，每次见到你我就心跳停顿 I am totally, completely mad for you. My heart stops every time I see you.
I definitely want kids. Four or five if possible.
我说出口了，原来不是那么难
There, I said it. It wasn't so difficult.
你不用说话，我无所谓，我只是不吐不快
You don't have to say anything, I just wanted to get it out.
-我如释重负 -如释重负？
- Talk about a load off. - Talk about a load off?
不知所谓的狗屁！
Talk about a crock of shit.
别说脏话，你不那样，你从来不说
Don't say that, that's vulgar talk. You don't talk like that.
我怎么说话不管你鸟事
我他妈喜欢怎么说我就他妈的怎么说 Fuck you how I talk.
I'll talk any fucking way I feel like.
今晚是我他妈的保龄球之夜，你他妈的是怎么来扫我兴的
This is my fucking bowling night. Who the fuck are to spoil it
还他妈的说你爱我？
by telling me you love me?
她真的很喜欢这家伙
你意思是我说我爱你让你反感？ She really likes this guy.
That makes me unloveable?
不，你这样的神经病，你充满诚意，这才可怕
No, it makes you a creep. No, you're sincere, that's worse.
你疯了不成？生孩子？
I mean, are you nuts? Kids, for Christ's sake!
生孩子有什么不好？
So, what's wrong with kids?
-我讨厌孩子 -我不相信
- I hate kids. - I don't believe that.
-好吧，我太老了我生不出了 -不，你不会
- OK, I'm too old to have kids. - No, you're not.
我不能生，你满意了吧？
I can't have any. Are you happy now?
我们可以领养
We'll adopt.
你不会突然发现自己爱上别人
You don't just decide to go falling in love with people.
-为什么？ -没人喜欢这样
- Why not? - They don't like it.
你需要帮助么？
如果妮达说她爱你，想跟你生孩子，你会怎样？ Do you need help?
How would you like it if Nedda said she loved you and wanted your baby?
妮达，我很喜欢你，你是个好人，但是我爱芬琪
Nedda, I really like you, you're nice but I love Frankie.
-我去寻求帮助 -你不了解哦
- I'm getting help. - You don't know me.
我不能插手，我跟这家伙上过床
-你跟他上过床？ -芬琪没有告诉你？ I can't do anything, I slept with the guy.
- You slept with him?! - Frankie didn't tell you?
他说你跟其他人上过床
-他没有跟你说过金鞋？ -他穿金鞋？ She said you slept with everybody else.
- She didn't mention the gold pumps? - He wore gold pumps?
你选择相信
因为这样你的良心会好过点儿 You just wanna believe that.
It makes it easier for you to run away.
你不了解我
"You don't know me."
我不了解你？我才了解你
I don't know you? I know you.
你想要什么，芬琪，你想要什么？
What do you want, Frankie? What do you want?
你想要男人什么？
What do you want from a guy?
我要一个永远爱我的男人
I want a guy who will love me no matter what.
你找到了，我就是
You got him. Here. Me.
这比《寻找顾巴先生》更糟
This is worse than Looking For Mr Goodbar.
芬琪，我只是想改善生活，我的时间所剩无几
I am trying to improve my life and I'm running out of time.
或者你应该找个像你一样并排停车的人
Find someone else who is double-parked like you.
将来我认识别人是有可能
It could happen. I could meet somebody tomorrow.
-上床，谈恋爱 -别让我阻止你
- Get laid, think I was in love. - Don't let me stop you.
你没有阻止我，是我阻止我自己，我爱你
You're not stopping me, I'm stopping me. I love you.
但是我很害怕，怕你往后退
But I'm so scared. So scared you are gonna retreat back.
你熟悉那个令你舒适的地方
You know, that place you're so comfortable with,
可以隐居的地方
that place where nobody can find you.
所以我这么强势
That's why I'm coming on so strong.
怎么回事？
What's going on here?
芬琪，这种机会不是经常有
Frankie, chances like this don't come along often.
把握机会，否则一去不回头
You gotta take 'em because if you don't, they're gone forever.
结果你会跟一个···
And you may wind up not only -
别怪我的粗口，我说最后一遍
and pardon my French for the very last time -
和认识的人胡搞
screwing some other person you meet,
自以为坠入爱河，和那人结婚 thinking you're in love with this person and marrying them.
-这会发生 -好了，强尼，你害她哭了 - It happens. - OK, you're making her cry.
你找错对象了 Boy, are you barking up the wrong tree!
我从没想过爱上说我找错对象的女人 I never thought I could fall for a woman
who said "barking up the wrong tree". who said "barking up the wrong tree".
-我们走吧 -你逼我说出口的 - Let's go. - You've driven me to it!
冷静点儿，你在外面等，你还好吧？
All right, let's calm down, shall we? Wait outside. Are you all right?
我也从没说过这句话 I've never used that expression. Ever!
如果我要找个男人 If I wanted a man in my life,
我就不会买我都不会用的录影机了 I wouldn't have bought a VCR I can't even work.
不好意思
Excuse me...
我住在你对面的那幢楼里
I live in the building across from you and...
我见过他怎样打你
I've seen how he beats you.
我能帮你吗？
Is there anything I can do?
我不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
可恶！
Shit!
不好意思，别害怕，让我来帮你
Excuse me. Don't be afraid, let me help.
谢谢
Thanks, mister.
我再也受不了了，这不公平，你不用因为他而辞职
I can't take it any more. You're not giving up your job because of him.
你比他早去那里，我来应付
You were there first. I'll handle him.
到底什么问题？
Now, what's the problem?
他说他爱我吗，想娶我
He says he's in love with me. He wants to marry me.
-那混蛋 -他在谈组织家庭
- Bastard! - He's talking about a family.
你可以选择：爱、家庭、婚姻和她妈的废话
You can pick 'em. Love, a home, marriage? Screw that shit.
-我能接吗？ -叫他去死
- Can I answer this? - Tell him to go to hell.
芬琪刚才对你说了一些非常难听的话
Frankie just said something very derogatory about you
但我至少认识一打女人
和一些男人，你可以联络 but I know at least a dozen women
and quite a few men I can put you in touch with.
强尼，省点儿力气吧，她不想谈
Johnny, give it a rest. She doesn't want to talk.
他今晚想约你
星期六晚，一星期里最寂寞的晚上 He wants to know about tonight.
Saturday night, the loneliest night of the week.
我很忙，几年后再打给我
I'm busy, call me in a few years.
他在唱歌
He's singing.
强尼，我要挂了，相信你几分钟后会再打来
I got to go, we're expecting another call from you any minute.
记住，你是新人，很容易被解雇
Remember, you're new here so you're easy to fire.
好，保持干净，这里是饮用品的冰
OK, keep things clean. Over here, we have the ice for the drinks.
记住，这是电话，不要用
Remember that. Here's the telephone, don't use it.
我喜欢你的马尾，你不用写剧本，碟子在这里
I like your ponytail. You don't write scripts? All dishes go here.
在这里，服务员们都把脏碟子放在这里
Over here, all waitresses put dirty dishes here.
记住保持干净
-芬琪，你把我害惨了 -为什么 You keep clean.
很多人调班，令我头晕脑胀，这不是我的错，明白吗？ - You're going to kill me. - Why?
Many people changing shifts. It makes me dizzy. It's not my fault, OK?
-你今晚休息 -你也是
- You had tonight off. - So did you.
恩，这个，突然有事
Yeah, well, something came up.
我也突然有事
Something came up for me too.
瞧，我不想令你难堪
Look, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, OK?
万万不想，但是尼克不像我们影响工作
I really don't but Nick doesn't like the help messing around.
别令我难做，我真的需要这份工作
So please, don't make this difficult, I really need this job.
你以为我会害你丢工作？
You think I would jeopardise your job?
打死我也不会，我宁愿先辞职
I'd quit before I'd do that, I mean that. And I need this job.
好，大家各自做事吧
OK, let's just both go about our business.
我要鸡肉三明治，八号桌有人生日
A chicken sand' and it's birthday time at table eight.
这是新的收银员，她是我祖母
This is new cashier and she's my grandmother.
你吃完后把账单给他，好吗？
You give her check when you finished. Come.
进去慢慢吃
Good, have good time.
-生日快乐，卢叔叔 -你精神奕奕
- Happy birthday, Uncle Lou. - You look great!
卢，吹熄蜡烛
Lou, blow it out.
-谢谢 -烤芝士和一份薯条
- Thank you. - Grilled cheese and skins.
我在保龄球场太过激动
I got a little carried away at the bowling alley.
我的善意得到相反的效果，我希望是知道，对不起
My errand didn't turn out too good, so I'm sorry, I apologise.
你的确令人印象深刻
You certainly made an impression.
你想喝点儿什么？
You want something to drink?
我也是休息，所以···说不说话随便你
I'm on a break too, so... talk, don't talk, it's up to you.
你是不是对我隐瞒秘密？
-例如呢？ -我不知道，你告诉我 Are you keeping some big secret from me?
- Like what? - Like I don't know, you tell me.
-我现在单身 -你结过婚？
是的 - I'm not married. - Were you?
Yes.
-多少次？ -一次，还有吗？
- How many times? - Once. That it?
-你入过狱？ -是
Were you in jail?
-做了18个月 -什么罪名？
- I served 18 months in the slammer. - What for?
冒签别人的支票
Signing somebody else's name to somebody else's cheque.
-诈骗？ -我叫它失败的诈骗
- A forger? - I'd call it a failed forger.
我试过一次，我···
I just did it once, I was...
你就是在监狱博览群书？
Is that where you did all your reading?
对，大部分
Yeah, most of it.
大部分书市从一个叫亨利的囚犯那里拿来的
I got most of my books from Henry Hank Hill.
-我没听说过 -没人听说过
- Don't know him. - Nobody did.
他两个月前被处决，我为他做了最后一餐
He was executed two months ago. I cooked him his last meal.
-生菜太软 -对不起，你说的对
- This lettuce is limp. - I'm sorry, you're right.
我要上厕所，芬琪
你又怎样？结过婚没有？ I'm going to the john.
How about you? Were you ever married?
没有，厨师沙拉、鸡肉沙拉，再来一个卷心菜沙拉
No. Chef's salad, chicken salad and a side of 'slaw.
-认真交往的对象？ -谈婚论嫁
这个认真的家伙是谁 - Anyone serious? - Try terminal.
Who's this serious person?
他对我的好朋友更加认真
He got more serious with who I thought was my best friend.
-真的？多久以前的事？ -三年
- Really? How long ago was that? - Three years.
我三年前离婚，这是巧合？
I was divorced three years ago. Now, is that a coincidence?
-真的？ -我发誓是真的，否则天打雷劈
- Really? - I cross my heart and hope to die.
-服务员 -我马上来
- Waitress! - I'll be right with you, ma'am.
-你有孩子吗？ -两个
我也这么想，你见过他们吗？ - You got any kids? - Two.
I thought so. You see 'em?
-昨天，两年来第一次 -是吗？
- Yesterday. First time in two years. - Yeah?
就是那件事
我妻子改嫁，住在市郊 That's what the errand was.
My wife remarried, she lives in the suburbs.
-我讨厌市郊 -不错，房子很漂亮
- I hate the suburbs. - It's not bad. Beautiful house.
很好的，我就不能给他们这样的生活
Nice. I could never have provided them with anything like that.
我过去那里，我的孩子在草地上玩耍
I got there, there were my kids, playing on the lawn.
他们看见你一定很高兴
I bet they were glad to see you.
这个，我没有下车，我不可以
I didn't get out of the car, you know. I just couldn't...
他们很开心，长得很高大
They looked so happy and all. They got so big.
他们就像别人的孩子
Looked like somebody else's kids.
我开车离去
I just drove away.
就像我失去他们，那就是我的感觉
It's like I lost them, you know? That's how I feel.
-服务员 -听见吗？我们要点餐
- Waitress! - Hello? Can we get some service?
你没有失去他们，你只是没准备好.
You haven't lost them, you're just not ready.
终于来了，哪道菜吃了不会生病？
Finally! What's safe to eat here?
对不起，我们打烊了
I'm sorry, we're closed.
什么，这算什么地方？
What kind of a place is this?
快点，快走吧
-晚安，芬琪 -晚安，安德里斯 Hurry up, let's go.
- Night, Frankie. - Night, Andreas.
这是你的，芬琪
Here's yours, Frankie.
-你周末晚上可以来 -谢谢，马克西
- You come back any Saturday night. - Thanks, Maxine.
-晚安，马克西 -晚安
- Night, Maxine. - Night.
-她回家了吗？你跟他谈过？ -对
Was she home? Did you talk to her?
-他怎么说？ -我下个周末会去见孩子
- What she say? - I'm seeing the kids next weekend.
-很好 -谢谢
- Good. - Thank you.
那是什么？
What is that?
是，玫瑰
It's a rose.
在厨房生长
Grew in the kitchen.
好，晚安，要关门了
都收拾好了，很好 Good night, closing up.
Everything finished. It's good.
那是神马？
What's that?
-是马铃薯 -是玫瑰
- It's potato. - It's a rose.
-强尼做的 -休息的时候做的
- Johnny made it. - On my break.
很漂亮
红色马铃薯，这很浪漫 It's nice.
Red potato, it's very romantic.
芬琪，要我带你一程吗？
不用了，谢谢 Frankie, you want lift home?
It's OK. Thanks.
好，你知道怎样关门，放好叉子
OK, you know how to close up. Bring back fork.
-晚安 -晚安，尼克
- Good night. - Night, Nick.
走吧，祖母，我们回家看摔跤
Come on, Grandma, we go home and watch wrestling.
走吧，我送你回家
Come on, I'll walk you home.
那么，你呢？你想过自杀吗？
So, how about you? Do you ever want to kill yourself sometimes?
想过，人人有时都想自杀
Yeah, everybody wants to kill themself sometime.
-我们可以改变话题么？ -好
Can we change the subject?
-你要我买那个给你？ -对
- You want me to buy you that? - Yeah.
如果你能达成愿望，你能做什么？
If you had any wish, what you wish to be?
-你不会笑我 -不会
-做老师，教小朋友 -那很好
You won't laugh?
- Teacher. Teaching little kids. - That's good.
你呢？你一直想当一个厨师么？
What about you? Did you always dream of being a cook?
不，监狱生活逼人
我刚入狱时，我完全习惯不来 No, prison did it.
When I went in and I heard that "clank", you know, I died.
然后他们把我调到厨房，我对食物一窍不通
Then they put me in the kitchen with food and, I don't know,
突然我像重获新生
我开始发现我能再次呼吸 suddenly I was born again.
I started to feel like I could breathe again.
就像我有抱负
You know, it was like I had aspirations.
抱负？你刮过胡子吗？
Aspiration? Have you been shaving again?
你跟那个谈婚论嫁的家伙呢？
So what about this terminal relationship you had?
怎么了？他为你好朋友离开你？
What was it? A guy who left you for your best friend?
菲利普？知道我最深的感受吗？愚不可及
Phillip? You know what the main thing I felt was? Dumb.
我甚至介绍他们认识，借钱给他们
I even introduced them. I lent them money.
我送旧电视机给她
I gave her my old television.
他们现在大概在看那个电视机
They're probably watching it right now.
我希望电视机爆炸，把他们炸烂
I hope it explodes and blows their faces off.
菲利普以前呢？有其他人吗？
What about before Phillip? Anybody else?
我不想谈
I don't wanna talk about that.
好吧，但是你不能留宿
OK, but you can't spend the night.
你知道吗？这世界上一定有比这样盯着你看更好的事
但是我要是知道，一定罪该万死 There's gotta be something in this world
better than watching you do that but I'm damned if I know what it is.
恩，对
我想象，那是幻想、奇观
Yeah, sure.
No, I'd put it up there. It's a vision, inspired spectacle.
跟大峡谷一样
I'd put it up there with the Grand Canyon,
母亲照顾孩子，为自然欢呼
mother nursing her child, triumphant facts of nature.
-你去过大峡谷吗？ -没有
- You been to the Grand Canyon? - I have not, no.
我也没有，我希望有天能去，还有夏威夷
Me either. I'd like to go there some day. Hawaii, too.
打开你的浴袍
Open your robe.
不，我不想打开我的浴袍
No, I don't wanna open my robe.
为什么？
-不知道，只是想看看你 -不行 Why?
I don't know, I just wanna look at you.
15秒就够
-我只是想看看 -看什么？为什么？ 15 seconds, that's all.
- I just wanna look at it. - Look at what? Why?
我不知道，我只是想知道我能够
I don't know, I just... To know that I can.
我能够凝望着我心爱的女人
That I can look at the woman I love and just see her.
她的眼睛、胸脯、肚腩···
Her eyes, her breasts, her stomach, her...
-别说，我讨厌那个词语 -我没打算说
- Don't say it! I hate that word. - I wasn't going to.
两个我都讨厌！
I hate both of them!
好吧，我会找另一个同义词
I'll look up some new ones in my thesaurus.
我不知道你是玩耍还是认真
I never know when you're playing games or being serious.
两者都是，认真的游戏，为什么每件事都有名字？
It's both. Serious games. Why do we have to name everything?
假设你有只鹦鹉，如果它很美丽，我想看一下
Say you had a pet parakeet. If it was beautiful, I'd want to look at it.
你让我看一下，然后可以做下一件事
You'd let me look at it and we'd move on.
我有过一只鹦鹉，我很讨厌它，它死时我很高兴
I had a parakeet, I hated it. I was glad when it died.
15秒，我计时，把灯关掉
15 seconds. I'm timing this. Turn that light out.
我跟我表姐说我不要鸟儿，他坚持说我喜欢鹦鹉
I told my cousin I didn't want a bird. She swore I'd love a parakeet.
有什么好喜欢的？他们无所事事
让它叫不叫，不让它叫偏叫
What's to love? They don't do anything
还有在笼底发出怪声 except not sing when you want them to and sing when you don't
如果要养宠物，我一定买狗
and make that awful scratching noise.
If I ever get another pet, it'll be a dog.
让我搂抱
我只碰过那鹦鹉一次，就是它死的那天 Something you can hold.
The only time I got my hands on that parakeet was the day it died
我要把它捡起来，扔进垃圾桶，好吧，时间够久的了
and I had to pick it up and throw it away. That's enough.
够15秒了吧，满意了吧
That's got to be 15 seconds. Happy now?
音乐很悦耳
That music is nice.
让我觉得上天眷顾
It makes me think of grace.
又到了“午夜马龙”
This is Midnight With Marlon.
想成为WNYL电台的一份子
For information on becoming a member of the WNYL family,
为什么不打电话来呢？555-1111.
why not give me a call? 555-1111.
你会为什么事情寻死？
Why do you want to kill yourself sometimes?
当我觉得世界上只有我一个人
I want to kill myself when I think I'm the only person in the world
我的那一部分困在我的体内
and that part of me that feels that way is trapped inside this body
与世上其他人擦肩而过
that only bumps into other bodies
没有心灵感应 without connecting to another person in the world trapped inside of them.
我们要心灵相通
We have to connect.
我们一定要
We just have to.
我感觉···非常···
I feel... very...
说吧
Say it.
-我不知道是什么 -照说吧
- I don't know what. - Say it anyway.
-想要人保护 -好，这非常好
- Protective. - Good. That's very nice.
我这次想找一个关心我的人
I'm looking for somebody to take care of me this time.
我们不是吗？ Aren't we all?
你为什么不断的转移话题?
Why do we keep going from one subject I don't like to another?
你为什么突然拒人于千里之外？
What is this? Suddenly the armour's up?
那你呢?
况且，我不是说你，不是人人都认为人生如野餐 What about your armour?
Besides, I wasn't talking about you. Not everyone thinks life is a picnic.
人人都有自己的问题，伤心往事
Some of us have problems. Some of us have sorrows.
想你这样的人不断说自己的要求、感受
People like you are so busy telling us what you want
却没留意周围的人
you don't notice the rest of us
他们没有唱“胜利之歌”
who aren't exactly singing Yankee Doodle Dandy.
慢着，我们怎么说到这里的？
Hold it, how we getting into this now?
我没做什么只留意你
I've done nothing but notice you.
你没有留意我，你令我窒息
You don't, you smother me.
我不会再为我不了解的人放弃一切
I'm not giving up everything for someone I don't know.
我不想一错再错
I can't repeat the same stupidity.
谁说你要放弃一切了？我们说的是爱啊
Who says you have to give up anything? We're talking about love.
-我们不是相爱 -你什么意思，或者是你的想法 - We're not in love. - That's what you think.
我们彼此相爱，就算你不相信
I think we are. Just because you've given up on that possibility
也不必逼我相信你的话
there's no need to drag me down to that level.
我想你现在最好离开
对不起，我以为我们俩的想法一致 I think you better leave now.
You know, I'm sorry. I thought you were a kindred spirit.
你知道是什么意思？两个人心有灵犀
Kindred means two of a kind sharing a great affinity.
-我知道这是什么意思 -我们心有灵犀么？
- I know what kindred means. - Shall we go for affinity?
你知道吗，这是你说过的最无聊的废话
You know, that is the first really rotten thing you've said to me.
取笑别人智慧或学识不够
To make fun of somebody else's intelligence or education or lack of,
这种人不认识也罢
that is somebody I'd be very glad not to know.
我以为你为人古怪，强尼
I thought you were sad, weird.
-但我不知道你很残忍 -对不起
- I didn't know you were cruel. - I'm sorry.
这种等待很残忍，我想你离开
It's just a cruelty waiting to happen again. I want you to go.
你为什么要我走？
Why do you want me to go? Really.
我想一个人看录像
I want to be alone, I want to watch my VCR,
我想吃雪糕，我想睡觉
eat ice cream, I want to go to sleep.
得了吧，单独一人?你迟早要面对男人
Come on, alone? Sooner or later you're gonna have to deal with us.
没有事情能两全其美 There's just no two ways about it.
那还不如现在说清楚？你现在有这个心情
So why don't we just get it over with? You're in the mood.
明天是星期天，我们休息，我们可以边睡边谈
Tomorrow's Sunday, day off. We'll sleep in. Let's talk.
-好吧，我叫提恩来 -提恩？
不，波比，他比你强壮，会把你打得半死 - Right, I'm calling Tim. - Tim?
No, Bobby. He'll beat the shit out of you.
-不行 -我会打开窗户大叫
- Not yet. - I'll open that window and scream.
你开玩笑，在这城市？人人都会大叫，谁会理你？
In this city? Everybody's doing the same thing, who'll hear you?
滚！
Get out!
好，好，我答应会走，我只想打个电话
I promise I will go only I wanna make a call.
你知道吗，这可以很简单，为什么老是搞得这么复杂？
You know, this all should be so easy. Why is it always so damn hard?
喂？午夜马龙？你好，马龙，我叫强尼
Hello? Midnight With Marlon? Hello, Marlon. My name is Johnny
我想知道一分钟前
and I would like to know the name of that piece of piano music
你播的那首钢琴曲叫什么名字
好让我买那张唱片给我心爱的人
you were playing a minute ago
她叫芬琪，巧合吧？芬琪和强尼 so I can buy the record for my lady love,
whose name is Frankie, is that a coincidence? Frankie and Johnny.
德布斯的“月光曲”，你记下了吗？
Debussy, Claude Debussy, right. Clair de Lune, you got that?
你为什么这样做？
Why are you doing this?
我想要的所有东西都在这个房间
Everything I want is in this room.
你好，马龙？
Hello, Marlon?
我知道你不接受点唱，但你可以听我说吗？
I know you don't take requests but could you just listen to me?
现在，有个男人和个女人
Now, there's a man and a woman.
他是个厨师，她是个服务员
He's a cook, she's a waitress.
他们相遇却没有心灵相通
Now, they meet and they don't connect,
女方留意到男方，男方感到后也留意她
only she noticed him, he could feel it, and he noticed her
他们知道两人即将恋爱
and they both knew it was gonna happen.
他们一整晚做爱
They made love and for maybe one whole night,
把一切妨碍两人的事情 they forgot the 10 million things
阻止两人相爱的元素 that make people think "I don't love this person,
通通抛诸脑后
"I don't like this person, I don't know this..."
事实上，他们是天生一对
Instead, it was perfect and they were perfect
就是这样
and that's all there was to know about it.
但她开始忘记这个夜晚
Only now, she's beginning to forget all that
不久，他也会忘记
and maybe he'll forget it, too.
你可以为芬琪和强尼再播一次
So could you play an encore for Frankie and Johnny
拯救这份该永恒而非自毁的爱情 in the hope of something that ought to last and not self-destruct?
你考虑一下吧，谢谢
Why don't you just think about it? Thank you.
我想给你看件东西
I want to show you something.
我不想提起的人
That guy I didn't want to talk about,
他用皮带扣打我
he did this with a belt buckle.
它消失了
It's gone.
呵，它永远不会消失
It'll never go.
消失了，我让它消失了
It's gone. I made it go.
不，强尼，你不能让它变走，没人能把它变走
No, Johnny, you can't make it go away. Nobody can.
就是他，所以我不能···
He's the reason I can't have...
生孩子
kids.
我怀孕时
他对我拳打脚踢
He knocked me around
令我流产
when I was pregnant and...
引起并发症
I lost the baby.
他走了
There were complications.
我永远不会打你
你再也不用害怕了
He's gone now.
I would never hit you. Never.
You don't have to be afraid any more.
我很害怕 I am. I'm afraid.
我害怕单身或不是单身 I'm afraid to be alone, I'm afraid not to be alone.
我害怕现状或改变现状 I'm afraid of what I am, what I'm not,
害怕不同的经历 what I might become, what I might never become.
我不想一辈子做服务员，但··· I don't wanna stay at my job for the rest of my life but I...
我害怕辞职
我很厌倦，厌倦担惊受怕 I'm afraid to leave.
And I'm just tired, you know, I'm just so tired of being afraid.
亲爱的，听着
Honey, listen.
我知道我不能抹去往事，你说的对，我没这个能力
I know I can't make the bad go away. You're right, I can't.
但如果将来你遇上逆境
But when the bad comes again...
我会在身边支持你
I'm gonna be next to you.
我不行，强尼
I can't, Johnny.
对不起
I'm sorry.
这是纽约WNYL频道
This is WNYL in New York
我是午夜马龙
and you're listening to Midnight With Marlon.
总所周知，我不接受点唱
As you know, it's not my policy to take requests
但凡事都有例外
but there's always an exception to the rule.
我不肯定《芬琪和强尼》是否是最动听悦耳的歌曲
I don't know if this is the most beautiful song, Frankie and Johnny.
希望这是你们的真名
但你们说谎时我会知道 I wish they really were your names
but I know when my leg's being pulled.
希望你们是真有其人
God, how I wish you two really existed.
或许我疯了，但我仍然相信爱情
Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd still like to believe in love.
否则我这么晚工作干嘛
Why the hell do you think I work these hours?
不管怎样，你们俩在哪儿
Anyway, you two moonbeams, whoever, wherever you are,
在干嘛
whatever you're doing,
这首献给你们
this one's for you.
这是你们的安可
Here's an encore.
你要刷牙吗？
You wanna brush?
你的意思是你要我刷牙？
That means you want me to brush?
用那只蓝色的，从来没用过
Take the blue one, it's never been used.
我不打算问这到底是谁的长袍
I'm not gonna ask whose robe this is.
很好
Good.
你应该用含氟牙膏
You should get toothpaste with fluoride.
听着
Listen.
不管怎样
No matter what?
我36
I'm 36.