网飞原创剧集
面包丁工厂
字幕翻译：简宥箴
繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
天啊 不要 Oh, God! No!
把他抓好 Hold him still.
让我走 Let me go!
我真的必须快点去厕所 Guys, I really need to go to the bathroom really, really badly.
我觉得这样很不尊重人 I find this very disrespectful.
天啊 Oh, God!
诸事不顺 第一季 第四集
你们看起来超美的 You all look so beautiful.
你们有什么病？ What is wrong with you people?
至少听听他要说什么吧？你们都知道他是导演 At least listen to what he has to say. He's a director, you know.
水果气泡酒？ Zima?
好吧 很好 All right. Nice.
我在想 是我们在想 So, I was thinking. Well... we were thinking.
最近发生的倒霉事 Maybe all of the unfortunate things that have happened recently
说不定都是好事 are actually good things.
我无意冒犯 但你们为什么要重复排练一部戏 No offense, but why spend all this time rehearsing a play
人们却只能看一次呢？ that people can only watch once?
你们真的对那么多演员 Are you that excited to play parts
演过上千次的角色感到有兴趣吗？ that thousands of actors have already played?
还有《凡尼亚舅舅》有点逊 Also, Uncle Vanya kinda sucks.
-我要亲手宰了他 -冷静 -I'm killing him myself. -Chill.
我提议让视听社和戏剧社联手 I propose... I propose that A/V club and drama club join forces.
我们会拍一部你们主演的电影 We make a movie that you guys star in.
-能播映给整座小镇看 -才怪 -We can screen it for the whole town. -Yeah, Right.
你们看过他拍的音乐录像带吗？超级丢脸的 You guys saw the music video he made? It was embarrassing.
那是因为我们三个人是糟糕的演员 Well, that's because the three of us, we're terrible actors.
现在有了真正的演员 就能创作一些很酷的作品 If we had real actors, we could make something cool.
我是说与众不同的作品 这座小镇从没见过的东西 I mean, something unique. Something this town has never seen before.
主题是什么？ What's it about?
什么？ What?
你说的他妈的烂电影 The movie, o-ass-is.
是怎样的内容？ What's it about?
内容很多 好吗？我是说现在很难马上解释清楚 Oh, um, lots of things, right? I mean, hard to explain it right now--
说给我们听听 Indulge us.
放轻松就好 Just relax.
只要做自己就好 大家都喜欢你 Be yourself. People like you.
谢谢 Grazie!
谢谢 Thank you.
-我喜欢这里 -你有去过意大利吗？ -I just love this place. -Have you ever been to Italy？
并没有 Oh, no.
我想去 你有去过吗？ I wish. Have you?
事实上我有去过 做这一行的好处 I have, yeah. Actually, um, perks of the trade.
我希望有天能带路克一起去 I'd love to take Luke one day.
是啊 等他出了监狱之后 对吧？ Yeah, once he's out of the jailhouse, right?
监狱？ The jailhouse?
我直接假设他被禁足了 I just assume he's grounded.
如果凯特做了他做的事 她会被禁足一个月 或者两个月 If Kate had done what he did, she'd be grounded for a month, maybe two.
你真是个严格的人 Well, you're a disciplinarian.
我也不喜欢扮黑脸 但有时这就是我的职责 I don't like being the bad guy, but sometimes that's the job.
天啊 太好了 Oh! Molto bene!
是啊 但我想让路克 觉得我们是一国的 Yeah, but I just like Luke to feel like we're a team, you know?
你懂我意思吗？他能像朋友一样信任我 Like he can trust me as a friend.
那他知道你今晚跟校长约会吗？ Does he know you're out with the principal tonight?
不知道 No.
但关于我跟男性的来往 我还是保有一些隐私 But I'm a little more private when it comes to my interactions with men.
不 不是说我很常跟别人约会 No, not that I go on a bunch of dates.
听到这点让我很吃惊 Oh, I'm surprised to hear that.
很不幸地 我得到的关注 大部分都来自头等舱的客人 Unfortunately, most of the attention I get comes from passengers in first class,
喝几杯酒后 就问我想不想加入高空爽俱乐部 a couple drinks in, wondering if I'd like to go to the mile-high club.
跟我想像的恋爱不太一样 Not exactly my idea of romance.
是啊 天啊 那真是 Yeah. Gosh, yeah. That's...
对了 酒来了 我们该敬个酒 Hey! We have wine. We should cheers.
没错 那该敬什么呢？ Yeah! What should we cheers to?
敬路克和凯特 To Luke and Kate.
敬路克和凯特 Luke and Kate.
你刚刚说到高空爽俱乐部 对吧？ So, mile-high club, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
那是什么？飞行时常常发生吗？ What is that? Is that a frequent flier thing?
就算场景是定在未来 And so, even though it's gonna be set in the future,
感觉会像是 it's gonna feel like a...
就像1950年代的那种糟糕的科幻电影 like a bad science fiction movie from the 1950s.
我知道你们在想什么 And I know what you're thinking,
"我们要拍糟糕的电影？" that we're gonna make a deliberately bad movie.
不 而是会像不小心拍烂的那种 No. It's gonna be, like, accidentally bad.
那主题到底是什么？ What's it about?
-我快说到了 -好 -I'm getting to that. -Okay.
给你们十秒钟 不然就来第二轮 Ten seconds or it's round two.
把他们的阴毛都剃光吧 Let's shave their pubes.
-路克 快想想 -我在试了 -Think of something. -I'm trying.
-七 六 五 四 -但我 我要怎么 -Seven, six, five, four... -Well, um, I'm-- how am I suppos--
-这很复杂 很难懂 -三 二 -It's very complicated, intricate. -...three, two...
-我不知道 -是外星人入侵的电影 -I don't know. -It's an alien invasion movie.
没错 Totally.
对 没错 外星人入侵 就像《ID4星际终结者》 Totally. Yeah. Alien invasion. Like, um... Independence Day.
对 还有超级神秘的热心太空人 Right. And there's this super-secret service-type, astronaut guy.
他必须拯救美国总统 And he has to save the President of the United States.
那总统给谁演？ Who plays the President?
给女生演 Um, a woman.
-总统是女生 -好的 -The President's a woman. -Okay.
他不能只是拯救她 他还要拯救所有人不被外星人杀害 And he doesn't just save her, though. He has to save everyone from the aliens.
最后还有很大的宇宙战争场面 中间有一个比较小的 There's this big space battle at the end. And a smaller one in the middle.
还会有个坏蛋 太空司令 Ooh! And there's this bad guy space commander dude.
真的很复杂 而且还是三次元的 奥利佛 It's like really complex and three-dimensional, Oliver.
-他会死吗？-不会吧？ -Does he die? -No?
-他应该要死 -好啊 太好了 就死吧 -He should die. -Okay, great. He dies.
烂透了 Barf!
对我来说 听起来就像另一部愚蠢的动作片 Sounds like another stupid action movie to me.
还有一件事情 Well, there's one more thing.
我们的男主角 尽管他想要 拯救所有人类不被外星人杀害 Our hero, even though he wants to save all of humanity from the aliens,
但他办不到 he can't...
因为他恋爱了 because he's in love.
跟其中一个外星人恋爱 With one of the aliens.
尽管这部片有着科幻的外表 但 So, even though it has this sci-fi look, really--
其实这是爱情故事 It's a love story...
太空爱情故事 in space.
就像《罗密欧与茱莉叶》 It's like, uh... like Romeo and Juliet,
只是他们没死 just except they don't die.
他们从此幸福快乐 They live happily ever after.
听起来很有规划 但空谈很容易 Well, sounds ambitious, but talk is cheap.
我要怎么知道你们有能力拍出来？ How do I know that you are going to be able to pull this off?
你没办法知道 You don't.
我想你只能相信我 I guess you'll have to trust me.
是的 我相信你 Yes, I would.
但我不相信没跟我喝过酒的人 But I don't trust anyone I haven't had a drink with.
喝吧 Start drinking.
-天啊 -每一滴都很重要 -Oh, boy. -Every last drop counts.
喝完啦 And... fini!
我能承认一件事吗？ Can I admit one thing?
好 但只能一件 Okay, but just one.
听着 我知道路克承认的事情很糟糕 Look, I know that what Luke confessed to was bad,
但 他惹上麻烦还让我蛮以他为荣的 but, um... I was kinda proud of him for getting in trouble.
-真是前所未闻 -对 孩子们就得捣乱一下 对吧？ -That's a new one. -Yeah. Kids need to mess up, right?
能让性格成长 也能学到教训 It builds character. It teaches lessons.
身为波林高中的校长 我 As the Principal of Boring High, I--
我的职位让我不同意你的看法 Well, my position is I disagree.
但身为人类 But as a human being...
我完全同意 absolutely.
-谢谢你 -没错 -Thank you. -Yes!
我敢说你小时候一定没惹过麻烦 I bet you never got in trouble when you were a kid.
没有 Oh... No.
从没有 Never.
对 我一直都很乖 Huh. I was always very good.
我不是 I wasn't.
但我高中就怀了路克 这让我产生很大的变化 But I had Luke when I was in high school, and that straightened me out pretty quick.
你有没有遗憾没做过什么事？ Is there anything you wish you did?
像什么？ Like what
像是某些坏事 Like, something bad.
某些可能会让你惹上麻烦的事 Something that would get you in trouble.
没有 Mm. Not really.
我是说 I mean...
的确有一件 there is... there is one thing.
说说看 Tell me.
我一直都很想把厕纸丢上别人房子 I always wanted to throw toilet paper on a house.
你最好小声点 肯 You better keep it down, Ken.
你不会想要别人听到 你居然没有朝别人家丢过厕纸？ You do not want people to know that you have never TP'd a house?!
从没有 Never.
听起来真的很好玩 Just sounds like so much fun.
你有敌人吗？ Got any enemies?
再一次 Do that again!
他以前有喝过酒吗？ Has he ever had a drink before?
你真的了解你男友吗？ Do you even know your boyfriend?
好了 各位 我得到你们信任了吗？ All right, guys. I got your trust now?
你们想不想拍电影了呢？因为听好 没问题的 Do you want to make this movie? 'Cause hey, it's all good.
不 还没呢 No, no, no. Not quite yet.
不如趁我们考虑的时候再喝一杯吧？ How about have another while we think about it?
喝 喝 喝 喝 喝 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
那好吧 All righty then!
喝 喝 喝 喝 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
麦斯纳先生 Mr. Messner!
我是迪伦 迪伦巴克 Dylan. Dylan Barker.
1991年毕业班？ Class of '91?
你好 迪伦 Uh, hi, Dylan.
夏敏牌 很好 品质一流 Charmin. Nice. Quality wipes.
当然要双层的 Two-ply, for sure.
一定要买双层的 不然我们还是人吗？ Always two-ply. I mean, what are we, animals
麦斯纳先生 你介意我说点话吗？ Hey, Mr. M, you mind me saying something?
当然不介意 迪伦 怎么了？ Of course not, Dylan. What?
只是 我以前在学校很叛逆 It's just that, all those times I f'd up in school.
以前我本来该被退学的时候 All those times I should have been expelled,
你让我好好坐下来 然后跟我谈那些废话？ and you sat me down and talked straight shit.
-你不用讲那些啦 -我以前是蠢蛋 -You don't have to get into any of that. -I was a dumb-ass.
很多跟你一样职位的人早就赶走我了 Most people in your position would've bounced me,
但你花了时间 but you took the time.
你好好跟我谈 如果不是你 我一定毕不了业 You talked me through it. I wouldn't have graduated if not for you.
看看现在的我 And look at me now.
我不是想要讽刺 And I'm not being ironic.
在我看来 现在在做热狗面包和扫厕所的人 The way I see it, one day you're slinging hot dogs and butt wipes,
之后可能就是这里的老大 and the next day, you run the place.
那都是多亏了你 That's because of you.
谢谢你 迪伦 Well, thank you, Dylan.
不 是我要谢谢你 麦斯纳先生 No. Thank you, Mr. M.
我该付你多少钱？ How much do I owe you?
天啊 你改变了迪伦巴克的人生 麦斯纳先生 Wow. You kinda changed Dylan Barker's life, Mr. M.
没有啦 No.
不 就是这样 Yeah, you did.
激励这些学生 激励他们走上正轨 You motivate those kids. Motivate them to get their lives in order.
应该吧 I suppose.
而我却在激励别人收起餐桌 While I motivate people to, um, stow their tray tables
将椅背立起来 and put their seats in the upright position.
不 你不只有做这些 No, you do more than that.
你还会给他们花生 那些小包装可是很难打开的 You hand out peanuts. And those little bags that are impossible to open.
抱歉 不 我 我只是 Sorry. No, I... I'm just...
没关系啦 我觉得这样很贴心 It's okay. I just think it's pretty sweet.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
当然好了 Hell, yeah.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
拜托 Hey!
肯？ Ken?
肯？ Ken!
我看到你的车了 I can see your car.
糟糕 Oh!
有没有搞错？ Seriously?
真成熟啊 Very mature!
我听得到你的声音 I can hear you!
我要去睡了 I'm going to sleep.
明天早上前最好给我清理完毕 不然你走着瞧 This had better be gone in the morning, or so help me...
那个 So...
我们约过几次会 we went out a few times.
所有的外星人都有蓝脸 And the aliens will have blue faces!
现在我知道大家都在想 "路克 外星人是绿色才对" Now, I know what everybody's thinking, "Luke, aliens are always green!"
我们的可不是 我们的外星人是蓝色 Not ours! Ours will be blue.
我们要在多明尼格斯岩石区拍摄 Oh, and we'll shoot it at Dominguez Rocks!
多明尼格斯岩石区是什么？ And what is Dominguez Rocks?
你没去过多明尼格斯岩石区？ You've never been to Dominguez Rocks?
我也没去过 那在加州 但我房间有一张海报 Neither have I. It's in California. I have a poster of it in my room!
很多科幻电影的场景都在那拍摄的 It's been in so many classic sci-fi flicks.
那些石头很多颜色 It's these rocks. They're all colorful and stuff.
看起来就像另一个星球 And it totally looks like another planet. Mm-hmm.
等等 我有话要说 好吗？ Oh, wait. I have an announcement. I have an announcement, okay?
我想献给一位特别的人 那就是我女朋友 凯特 I wanna give it up to one special person and that is my girlfriend Kate.
是她帮我想到这整个主意 She helped me come up with this entire thing.
我女朋友最棒了 My girlfriend is the greatest!
大家为凯特鼓掌 各位 Give it up for Kate, everybody.
我还要再一瓶水果气泡酒 I want another Zima.
跟我来 Come with me.
太好了 水果气泡酒 Yes! Whoo! Zima. Whoo!
大家一起唱 Everybody sing along.
你认识这孩子多久了？ How long you known this kid?
路克？ Luke?
差不多一辈子了吧 Um, pretty much forever.
他是怎样的演员？ What's his deal?
怎样的演员？ H-His deal?
对 怎样的演员 迈斯纳那种吗？ Yeah, his deal. Is he Meisner?
还是斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基？快说 Is he Stanislavsky? Come on.
两者都像吧？再混一点凯文史密斯 Um, a lil-- a little bit of both. With some Kevin Smith mixed in.
-很好 -是啊 -Nice. -Yeah.
我们今年夏天拍了一部电影《王牌威龙和肉汁寺庙》 We made a movie this summer: Ace Ventura and the Temple of Gravy.
-拍得很好 -听起来很蠢 -It was good. -It sounds stupid.
主角是谁演的？ Who was Ace?
-其实是我 -你？ -I played him, actually. -You?
所以你喜欢金凯瑞？ So, then you like Jim Carrey?
他还算可以吧 He's okay.
金凯瑞是我们这时代最被低估的演员 Jim Carrey is the most underrated actor of our time.
对 没错 就是这样 他应该赢奥斯卡的 Oh, y-yeah. I mean, totally. He should-- He should win an Oscar.
不 他会得的 No, he will.
你觉得他不会得？ You think he won't?
-不 我觉得他应该得 -他会的 -No, no, no, no, I-I think he should. -He will.
再说一次你叫什么名字？ Which one are you, again?
泰勒？ Tyler?
不行 No.
不能这样说 Don't throw it away like that.
是你的名字 你独一无二的名字 It's your name. You only get one of them.
其实我名字有四个 泰勒艾德华蓝道夫包温 Actually, I have four. Tyler Edward Randolph Bowen.
那就说出口 So, then say it!
泰勒 Tyler!
我们再努力吧 We'll work on it.
好了 Whoo, whoo! All right!
有人要玩转瓶子吗？ Spin the bottle, anyone?
今天超开心的 Tonight was a blast.
是啊 我觉得是我这辈子 最开心的一个晚上 Yeah, I think it was one of the most fun nights of my entire life.
谢谢你请我吃晚餐 肯 So, thanks for dinner, Ken.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那 So...
再见 I'll see ya.
好 Okay.
对了 肯？ Hey, uh, Ken.
怎么了？ Yeah.
我们不用跟孩子们说这件事 对吧？ We don't need to tell the kids about this, right?
也没什么好说的 There's really nothing to tell.
没错 Totally.
好 Okay.
再见 Bye.
守则是不管转到谁 Rules are whoever it lands on
都要进去更衣间玩天堂七分钟 has to go into the prop closet for Seven Minutes in Heaven.
不吸蛋蛋 不吸妹妹 也不玩剪刀式 No apple-bobbing, cherry-picking or pumpkin-patching.
鼓励大家用舌头 但不是必要的 Tongue is encouraged, but not required.
女士优先 Ladies first.
我不玩 I'm not playing.
你在场就要玩 If you're here, you're playing.
除非你怕了？ Unless you're afraid.
我们才不怕 We're not afraid.
来吧 Come on.
看啊 Well, well, well.
-那不算 -为什么？ -Doesn't count. -Why not?
两个女生不算数 It's two girls? Doesn't count.
我同意 It's fine by me.
好了 该我了 All right. My turn.
这里闻起来就像一只湿湿的狗 Smells like wet dog in here.
我不介意 I don't mind it.
那 So...
我该涂一些唇膏 I should-- I should put on some lip gloss.
当然 Obviously.
我没亲过女生 I've never kissed a girl.
如果我表现很差 In case I suck.
你就知道原因了 S-So, you know why.
天啊 Wow.
我觉得我是女同志 I think I'm a lesbian.
什么？ What?
时间到 变态们 Time's up, perverts.
你们在吸对方的脸时 我们投票表决了 While you were sucking face, we took a vote.
好了 新鲜人 All right, freshman.
我们来拍电影吧 Let's make a movie.