ずっと信じている
zutto shinjite iru
I have always believed
終わらない夢を握りしめて
owaranai yume wo nigirishimete
in taking hold of that endless dream.
TRUST ME MY WAY
DON'T MIND 時にこの想い
DON'T MIND toki ni kono omoi
I don't mind... sometimes feeling like
空回りするけど
karamawari suru kedo
I'm just spinning my wheels, but...
‘ちょっとポジティブ’がいいんじゃない？
chotto POJITIBU ga iinjanai
Why don't you act a little more positive?
自分らしいキャラでいい
jibunrashii KYARA de ii
You should be yourself.
でもね... ハチャメチャなシナリオは
demo nee... HACHAMECHA na SHINARIO wa
But you know, a messed up scenario
愛すべき 未来に変わって いく
aisubeki asu ni kawatte iku
will turn into a lovable tomorrow.
TRUST MY WAY
THE WIND 頬をなでる
THE WIND hoho wo naderu
The wind... it caresses my cheek.
風と-緒に心地好く
kaze to issho ni kokochiyoku
Together with this comfortable breeze,
楽しめる速度でこれからも
tanoshimeru sokudo de kore kara mo
and at a rate I also enjoy,
ずっと変わらない想い
zutto kawaranai omoi
these feelings won't ever change.
終わらない夢を握りしめて
owaranai yume wo nigirishimete
I'm taking hold of that endless dream.
TRUST ME MY WAY
Master, how would you like your eggs cooked?
Let's see...
SUNNY SIDE UP!
And runny!
Understood!
I brought the safe, just as you asked.
Hold it!
I told you to bring Me-531!
Yeah, and this is Me-531!
"め" = me "ぬ" = nu
Put that back and bring me the correct one.
Fine.
Sweaty breasts...
So that's what he was really after?
You hired me as a maid, so I'll work properly as a maid.
But I won't do anything else, so...
REMEMBER THAT!
Jeez.
What part of that was maid work?
I can't let my guard down around him!
Oh?
I enjoy making Master's breakfast.
Now that I think about it, we haven't attended school recently, have we?
Huh?
Onee-chan, I want to go to school.
You're right.
Then I have a nice present for you two.
Ah, that was really refreshing.
Here, dry yourself off.
Thank you, Onee-chan.
Huh?
What happened to our change of clothes?
They're not in that basket?
Don't tell me...
The Lolicon Uniform Fetishist Who Loves Peeping Pictures and Plays Girl Simulation Games
All right! A perfect fit!
What's a perfect fit?!
You snuck into the dressing room again!
First maid uniforms and now this?!
You uniform fetishist!
Quit making accusations!
It's not like you're wearing these uniforms because I go for that kind of stuff.
They're the uniforms of the middle school I go to!
Middle school?
Then you mean...
Yeah.
I submitted your transfer registrations.
Starting today, you're going to go to school with me and serve me there as well!
You can't just suddenly tell us that!
You even decided what school we're going to!
Hey, Mitsuki, say something!
These uniforms are cute, aren't they?
Just as I thought...
That's right!
The only reason I entered this school was because the girl's uniforms were cute!
Master, you're so perverted!
Infatuated!
Incredible!
You really are a uniform fetishist,
AREN'T YOU, YOU OLD MAN?!
I refuse to go to the same school as you!
Guess I don't have a choice.
Mitsuki-chan, you want to go, right?
Yes, I want to go!
That's how it is.
You watch the house with Pochi.
I'll go with Mitsuki-chan.
I... I get it, ok?
I'll go.
So Pochi, you watch the house, all right?
Listen, Mitsuki.
Don't refer to Yoshitaka as 'Master' at school.
I can't?
Of course not!
You too!
Keep the fact that we're maids a secret!
Fine by me.
In return, make sure you perform your maid duties at school as well.
I'm paying for that as well.
Fine.
But still, this is the first time I've walked to school with girls since kindergarten!
Be grateful for it.
Good morning!
I'm Sawatari Izumi!
Nice to meet you!
She's cute!
She looks so nice!
My self-introduction went easily enough.
and I made a perfect impression.
But...
Why am I next to him?
Hey, Sawatari-san!
Feel free to ask me anything you don't understand.
Thank you!
In what part of town is your house located?
Ah, um...
I-It's that way.
Huh?
Well, um... I just moved here, so I don't really know my address or anything yet.
Well, tell me next time!
I-I suppose!
Next time!
Can we go hang out at your house?
Ah, well...
Umm, there are still a lot of things I don't understand yet, so please help me get up to date!
Hey, Izumi!
Pick up my eraser.
Here.
Thank you.
What's with you, Nakabayashi?
Do you know Sawatari-san?
Possibly.
Hey, Izumi!
What?
I have clean-up duties today, but I don't really like erasing blackboards...
Also, get my textbooks from my locker.
And then get me a tempura bread from the sto-
I get it!
I didn't say 'maid'!
Now, get to it!
I'm going to kill him one of these days...
That's right!
The tempura bread is good!
That irrepressible smile.
That sweet, enchanting voice that tickles my heart and burns with pure love!
I've decided.
I've made my decision!
Me too...
Excuse me, Sawata-
I won't allow such shameless behavior!
Got it?
Wh-Why is a third year in here?
Beats me.
Yes, Onee-chan, too.
Sawatari-san!
Please allow us to be your Bodyguard Squad!
And I'll be the captain, Kume Shinji!
Why is he the captain?
Better yet, when did we become squad me-
No complaining.
Please look after us, Captain!
So what do you think, Mitsuki-san?
Sure!
It's fine!
"My mother is an unusual person. She likes to..."
Nice job!
And so, you know...
You can do anything, can't you, Sawatari-san?
Not at all.
But why are you doing Nakabayashi's errands?
That's right!
Leave that guy alone, Sawatari-san.
He's notorious in this school for being an idiot.
He's a despicable guy who flaunts his money.
He has zero athletic talent.
It's best not to get involved with him.
W-Well you know...
Just as I thought, he's even hated at school.
It's useless saying such things to Izumi.
What are you talking about, Nakabayashi?
You're never willing to admit defeat!
Well, I wonder about that, right, Izumi?
Don't tell me that...
Are you two in a special relationship?
Are you serious?
NO!
No... nothing like that.
Th-This is bad.
Now it looks like Yoshitaka and I are going out!
Sawatari-san!
Wh-Who are you?
I'm Kurauchi Anna, we're in the same class.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Huh?
I-I suppose so...
Sawatari-san...
Y-Yes?
I'll get right to the point.
A-About Yoshitaka-kun... About Yoshitaka-kun...
Please stay away from him!
Please stay away from...
That's the first time I've ever heard those words.
I'm so thankful to be alive!
Wh-What are you talking about?!
He and I, we aren't really...
But, Sawatari-san, aren't you really close to him?
Anna is referring to Izumi's tendency to drop '-san' or '-kun' after Yoshitaka, which indicates familiarity (or, in this case, contempt).
You look after him and run his errands.
You're allowed to address him with just his name...
That's because of wor-
I mean, um...
More importantly, what do you see in a guy like that?
Ah... Well...
He can be quite kind.
Kind?
Yes.
This happened once.
Ouch!
There was a caterpillar on you.
Disregarding the dangerous possibility that he would be stung, he saved me!
No matter how I see it, I can only think that he was trying to molest you.
That's not it at all!
There's more!
You must be cold.
Stand under this.
Th-Thank you.
I can't forget about the kind smile he had back then!
That's only because your underwear was sticking to your shirt, and he wanted to see it close-up!
You'd know that from seeing this face!
It's no good.
This girl is too pure.
Or rather, she's a very strange character.
If this kind of girl were to like Yoshitaka...
Now then...
What shall I teach today?
Teach me anything, Master.
That is not good!
H-Hey, Anna-chan!
You've got Yoshitaka all wrong!
He's an incredible pervert!
He's a lolicon with a uniform fetish who loves voyeurism!
He peeps at me when I'm changing and sneaks in on me while I bathe... It's sexual harassment all day, every day!
Izumi - Docked one week's pay!
He peeps at you while you change?
He sneaks into the bath?!
Sexual harassment every day?!
Yes, that's right!
So you should really steer clear of-
Sawatari-san, don't tell me you and Yoshitaka-kun are living together!
Crap...
I had no idea you two had that kind of relationship...
How indecent!
Wait!
Please let me go!
That's not it!
That's not how it is!
I don't have a choice.
I'll tell you the truth.
I'm working as a maid in Yoshitaka's house.
A maid?
Yeah.
I have a debt to Yoshitaka.
I'm working there because I have no other choice.
So that stuff earlier was part of my duty as a maid...
I see!
So that's how you did it!
Huh?
I want to work as a maid in Yoshitaka-kun's house, too!
All right, you're hired!
Let's go to my house right away, so you can sign the contr-
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
No way!
Absolutely no way!
Anna-chan, you've got him all wrong!
Huh? But...
Then let's have a contest!
Huh?
It's Round One of the Contest for Yoshitaka!
The showdown to decide which one is a suitable girlfriend for him!
It looks like Sawatari-san and Kurauchi-chan are having a contest over Nakabayashi!
Why are they fighting over him?!
How did all this happen?!
Everything appeared out of nowhere!
Onee-chan, you don't want her to go out with Master, do you?
That's why we're going to decide this with a contest!
I'll do it!
Come to your senses, Anna-chan!
Reconsider!
If you don't, we'll be-
Mitsuki-chan has decided everything.
It's useless to try to run away.
And who are you?
I'm the captain of the Mitsuki-chan Bodyguard Squad, Kume Shinji!
Also known as Kume-shin!
And these are...
the members of the Mitsuki-chan Bodyguard Squad!
If Mitsuki-chan wishes for anything, it is our mission to grant it!
Onee-chan and Kurauchi-san intend to become Ma- I mean Yoshitaka-kun's maids,
so they will tend to him.
The one who does it better gets to be with Yoshitaka-kun!
Can't you put it another way?!
That's the wrong connotation!
Naturally, the judge will be this guy... Nakabayashi Yoshitaka-kun!
Boo!
Get off the stage!
Hey, Mitsuki-chan!
We don't need to have a contest since I intend to employ both of them!
You can use the competition as a pretext to get Onee-chan to do all sorts of stuff for you!
All right!
In that case, O.K.!
Now then, it's time for the first match!
The Cooking Showdown!
But I'm terrible at cooking...
Oh, my.
The head judge looks like he wants to say something.
Naked apron pl-
JUST AS I THOUGHT!
Plus 50 points!
Hey, hey, stop that!
So let's begin the match!
Oh, my!
Those are some precise hand movements!
It seems she's quite good at home here.
And her opponent, Sawatari Izumi!
This is boiled tofu, correct?
It doesn't seem quite right...
I planned on making boiled tofu, but I guess I don't have a choice.
I'll put in some ground meat and starch, and then...
Then I'll cover it up with spices.
And now for the taste test!
But, Anna-san, this dish is...
What do you think, it's watermelon yamatoni.
Yamatoni is a dish made from beef or other meats boiled with soy sauce, ginger, and sugar, giving it a salty-sweet taste.
It's delicious!
It has salted squid entrails!
I have to eat this?
Me?
We can't continue unless you eat some, Yoshitaka-kun.
Did you hear that, men?
It's a request from Mitsuki-chan!
Open your mouth...
Stop it!
It's delicious!
It's very delicious!
The thickness of the broth and the texture of the intestines you put in...
This is the work of a professional.
100 points.
Oh my!
A surprisingly high evaluation.
Hey, don't force yourself just because you want to hire Anna-chan...
And now, let's continue on to Onee-chan's dish!
Sawatari Izumi's dish is Mabo Tofu.
Mobo Tofu (麻婆豆腐), also known as a Szechuan Tofu, is a famous dish of Si Chuan cuisine.
It looks incredibly red, but how does it taste?
Is this thing on fire?
What does this mean?
If's doo hod!
I cam'd tell how it tases!
Impothible to gade!
Zewo poinds!
Aren't you overreacting?
Kurauchi Anna has the lead as we head into Round Two, which is...
The Nursing Showdown!
These two will take care of Yoshitaka-kun, who is playing the patient, as if he were a lover,
showering him with love and nursing him to health.
Like I said, stop putting it that way!
Well, let's begin!
Does it hurt anywhere?
My back is itchy... Scratch my back...
Wouldn't you normally face the other way?
That's taking it too far!
You sexually harassing bastard!
Oh, Kurauchi Anna!
The students have protected her virtue by leaping into action!
That's perfect! Next...
It's Onee-chan's turn!
It hurts.
Even if they tell me to nurse him...
I guess I don't have a choice.
Oh, Sawatari Izumi has begun peeling an apple.
This will earn high points.
What devotion!
They almost look like an authentic couple!
These two, who supposedly just met today,
give the impression that they have been man and wife for many years.
With Sawatari Izumi's nursing overflowing with such love,
Nakabayashi Yoshitaka's very soul must be-
Shut up.
Sorry...
Really...
Hey, over here.
I'll feed you.
Say, 'Ah.'
Ah...
C'mon, eat more carefully.
Where did it fall?
He hasn't learned anything!
You're a menace!
Die. Die.
Just die!
And now for the decision we've all been waiting for...
As the judge is unable to give his decision, we'll have to invalidate this round!
Indeed.
What's that?
Pochi!
Help me!
Why is he here?
This is bad!
If he's found in a place like this, they'll call the clinic, and he'll be taken away!
Pochi!
He can't control himself around girls!
That's it!
I've determined the next match!
Please distract Yoshitaka-kun's pet alligator, Pochi, and capture him!
Alligator?
Why do we have to do it like that?
I'll do it!
Now, this has become quite the event!
Can Kurauchi Anna capture the alligator?
P-Pochi...
Be a good boy and...
Oh, my!
Kurauchi Anna's done i-
Love!
Pochi...
Pochi is tasting her!
That's so wrong!
He got her right away?
I have to help her!
Pochi!
Let go of Anna-chan!
Anna-chan...
ARE YOU REALLY HELPING HER?!
No!
Let me go!
It looks like Pochi likes her.
He probably won't let her go again.
Someone help!
Isn't there any way?
If anything, we'd need to distract him with something else!
I see!
Pochi!
Look at this!
All right!
This way!
Noo!
Onee-chan!
H-He took Sawatari-san and ran away!
S-Stay awaaay!
Yoshitaka, open th-
Someone help me!
That takes care of that.
What are you doing, you pervert?!
What's the meaning of locking Sawatari-san in there, you bastard?!
Why would Sawatari-san go that far?
And now to announce the results!
Sawatari Izumi was trailing at first,
but she later showed an incredible effort
and succeeded in capturing the alligator thanks to her absolute determination to go out with Yoshitaka.
This must truly be the power of lo-
How many times do I have to say it's not like that?!
I really have no intention of going out with Yoshitaka!
I was just concerned that Anna-chan would-
Concerned about me?
That's right.
If I had won, it would have been over without you and Yoshitaka getting involved with each other.
That's why...
Sawatari-san...
And now, it's finally time to announce the results!
The one who won the contest to be with Yoshitaka-kun is...
Kurauchi Anna!
Congratulations.
I did it! I did it!
This is the first time I've ever had a girlfriend!
And you guys!
You bastards really made fun of me!
Um...
Yes?
I refuse.
WHAAAAT?!
Thank goodness!
Anna-chan understood me!
Thank you, God!
Anna-chan!
From now on, you can set your sights on someone better than Yoshitaka!
I realized...
what your true feelings are, Izumi-san.
Huh?
Izumi-san, you didn't want Yoshitaka-kun to have me, right?
This is a twist...
Don't tell me...
You looked so wonderful when you were giving it your all, Izumi-san.
You even risked your own safety for me at the end!
Hold on. You've got it all mixed up. I didn't really intend to-
I'll be with you wherever you go, Izumi-san!
W-Wait a second!
So Sawatari-san swung that way all along, huh?
W-Wait!
Yeah, and I had my sights set on her, too.
Izumi-san...
But when you think of it that way, it all kind of makes sense...
N-No!
No, Wa-
NOO!
Yoshitaka!
This is all your fault in the first place!
What are you talking about?!
I'm the victim here!
You took away my prize!
What the hell do you mean by "prize"?!
You can just get eaten by Pochi!
He took a lot today, too.
I suppose I should put these into an album soon.
What's this?
"Would you like to register for The Net Idol Gateway?"
So there are sites like this?
Damn it...
If all had gone well, I would have had the long-fantasized three middle-school maids!
I'll take all this anger and regret out on Izumi's hide tomorrow!
I'm really looking forward to that!
Izumi's debt from today
Who would it be at this hour?
How much Izumi has left before she pays off her debt
C'mon.
Go to sleep already, Mitsuki.
Okay...
見た目の甘さほどは
mitame no amasa hodo ha
They only appear sweet for a moment
儚いとか 弱くもないから
hakanai to ka yowaku mo nai kara
and they're not weak either.
女の子は結構頑丈よ
onnanoko ha kekkou ganjou yo
Girls are pretty stable.
意地っ張り空回りを
ijippari karamawari wo
Because they're stubborn,
楽しめちゃう余裕も大事ネ!
tanoshimechau yoyuu mo daiji ne!
they can enjoy getting nothing done; free time is precious, too.
笑顔にはたっぷりのスパイスが
egao ni ha tappuri no SUPAISU ga
Is there a good deal of spice in that smile?
どうかナ?
dou ka na?
I wonder...
常識など壊す刺激的なヒミツ
joushiki nado kowasu shigekitekina himitsu
The stimulating secret that smashes common sense,
スカートでそっと巧く隠してる
SUKATTO de sotto umaku kakushiteru
is well-concealed within their skirts.
愛情のカタマリでこの気持ち出来てる
aijou no katamari de kono kimochi dekiteru
I have a feeling this can be a mass of love.
キュんとなるシュンカンを夢みていたいから
KYUN to naru shunkan wo yume miteitai kara
Because I want to have dreams of this moment, that will not matter.
愛情のカタマリでオトメは進化する
aijou no katamari de otome ha shinka suru
The maidens grow in a mass of love,
トキメキもカガヤキも抱きしめているから
TOKIMEKI mo kagayaki mo dakishimeteiru kara
because they are embracing their glowing excitement.
Yoshitaka!
You are an eyesore!
You've been telling me what the hell to do since the first episode!
You're always pissing me off! Acting as though you're the main character!
So I guess you're also a boss now, huh?
You're the voice of an alligator!
Yoshitaka!
Add a '-san' you reptilian bastard!
Shut up!
Don't order me around!
Are you two satisfied?
Couples Formed Under Extraordinary Circumstances Don't Last Long, You Know.
I just wanted to do that once.