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用不用叫你朋友过来 Should I go find a friend?
-你能把克里斯找来吗 -克里斯来了 - Could you maybe find Chris? - Here's Chris.
-这才是克里斯 -是我 - This is Chris. - I am Chris.
你得结交点新朋友 You have to get new friends.
-嗨 上次谢谢你 -嗨 - Hi! Thanks for last time. - Hi.
我们想知道你是不是已经加入了哪个Russ巴士了 We were wondering if you were already on a Russ bus.
萨那想要参加我们的巴士会议 Sana wants to join the bus meeting.
我们有个优势 We have an advantage,
因为我们买了好多厕纸 because we bought a lot of toilet paper.
那些厕纸卷简直是浪费时间 Toilet paper rolls are a waste of time.
那我们应该怎么做 What should we do, then?
我们当中谁认识97年的家伙 Do we know any '97 guys?
你们要去勾搭他们 You guys have to hook up with them.
羞耻
第一季第四集
不要犹豫 你这个荡妇
傲娇的雪宝宝
精分萝莉
星期日 10:11
精分萝莉
Sienna
朋鸟木木
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
早上好 Good morning.
睡得好吗 Did you sleep well?
不好 No.
我做噩梦了 I had a nightmare.
梦到什么了 About what?
我梦到你穿着红色衣服 I dreamed that you wore red clothes.
如痴如醉的唱着 You were completely drunk and sang:
“今夜我要做回婊子” "Tonight it's allowed to be a whore."
太逗了 Really funny.
是你说我应该交个新朋友的 It's you who said I should get a friend.
-是的 -没错 - Yeah. - Yeah.
有什么问题吗 So what's the problem?
问题在于 The problem is that
-你不明白Russ狂欢其实是资本主义的… -叭啦叭啦 - you don't understand Russ time is a capitalistic...- Bla, bla, bla.
你知道吗 萨那说我应该甩了你 You know Sana said I should dump you.
她这样说 She said that?
是的 Yes.
你离不开我一分钟都不行 You couldn't manage without me for one minute.
对不对 You couldn't, could you?
你做不到… You couldn't...
伊娃 Eva
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi! - Hi!
见到你太好了 So good to see you!
我也很高兴见到你 It's certainly good to see you, too.
-你刚到的吗 -是的 我搭了早点的航班 - Did you get here now? - Yes. I got an earlier flight.
-你还在睡觉吗 -没有 没有 - Were you sleeping? - No, no!
那我们吃早餐吧 Should we get breakfast?
-好啊 你饿了吗 -嗯 特别饿 - Yes, we can. Are you hungry? - Yes, I'm really hungry.
星期一 14:47
妈妈
伊娃 我想和你谈谈 Eva? I have to talk to you.
-嗯 -我不知道你怎么想的 - Yeah? - I don't know what you think,
但你真认为萨那适合加入我们的巴士小团体吗 but do you feel like Sana fits in our bus group?
也许她是有点严肃 Maybe she's a bit strict.
她要你和你男朋友分手 She asked you to break up with your boyfriend!
那你同意不让她加入我们吧 我和克里斯谈过 But do you agree that she can't join our bus? I talked to Chris...
嘿 萨那有事要问 Hey! Sana was wondering something.
你有多少卷厕纸 How many rolls of toilet paper do you have?
你想不想把它们都卖出去 Do you want to get rid of them or not?
-8板 -哈喽 - Eight pallets. - Hello!
你不是说你不认识97年的吗 You said you didn't know anyone from '97?
我不认识啊 I didn't.
-他和威廉在一个巴士上 -是吗 - He's in a bus with William. - Is he?!
-威廉是谁 -你居然不知道威廉 - Who's William? - You don't know who William is?
不知道 No.
他是高三学生中 He's the most handsome and coolest guy
最炫酷的男生 in all of third year.
那个就是威廉 That is William.
BGM: Constantly Hating (feat Young Thug)
你Instagram关注克里斯了吗 Do you follow Chris on Instagram?
没有 No.
-粉他 -为什么 - Do it. - Why should I?
这样你就能了解他咯 So you can get to know him.
我有男朋友了 I have a boyfriend.
这就成问题了 It's becoming a problem.
你不需要和他勾搭在一起 You don't have to hook up with him.
只要认识他就行了 这样我们就能和威廉在同一辆巴士上嗨了 Just get to know him so we can party on the bus with William.
你可以和你男朋友这样说 You can say that that is why you're doing it.
对 因为他会尊重并且接受 Yeah, because he will respect and accept that...
-对啊 快点粉他 -把你手机给我 - Yes! So follow him. - Give me your phone.
你知道他Ins名吗 Do you know what he's called on Insta?
行了 够了吧 Wait, that's enough.
等他给你发消息了 你就撩他 When he sends you a message, reply flirtatiously.
他怎么会发消息 Why would he send a message?
你就负责撩他 行吗 Just reply flirtatiously to his message, okay?
-我得走了 拜拜 -再见 - I have to go. Bye! - Bye!
Andenes Makt 一部挪威电视剧
她就像"Andenes Makt"里的女人一样 She resembles the lady from "andenes makt".
我也觉得 她很猛吧 I know. She's completely raw.
星期二 15:41
谁的Ins名是尤里安·达尔 Who is Julian Dahl on Insta?
不知道 Don't know.
他粉我了 He stalks me.
-我们去你家吗 -不行 还是去你家吧 - Should we go to yours? - No, we'll go to yours.
伊娃不想告诉她妈妈我们在一起了 Eva doesn't want to tell her mom we're together.
为什么 Why?
她觉得我拿不出手 She's embarrassed of me.
我只是不想让她撞见你在我床上 I don't want her to meet you when you're lying in my bed.
好吧 Okay...
那就邀请我去你家 和你妈妈一起吃个晚饭 Then invite me home for dinner together with your mom.
谢谢你的刷屏点赞。从 没有人这么视奸过我呢
CHRISSCHISTAD
-啊 -哈 - Huh? - Huh?
邀请我和你妈妈一起吃晚饭 Invite me to have dinner with your mom.
行 我会邀请你的 Yeah, I'll invite you to dinner.
什么时候 When?
哈哈，我就是恐怖的跟踪狂 小心，我正守在你家外面
-现在 -嗯 - Now - Yeah...
今天 明天 周五 或者下个月 Today, tomorrow, on Friday, or next month?
哈哈！奇葩！我现在还真 有点小紧张
还有点"鸡"动
哈喽 Hello?
-周五吧 -好的 周五 - Friday. - Yeah... Friday.
你在和谁发消息 Who are you texting with?
呃 薇尔德 Ahh.. V(Vilde).
Russ巴士的老大 The Russ bus boss.
Russ巴士老大? 你不是不参加吗 Russ bus boss? You're not on a bus.
她参加 而且搞得一团糟 She is, and it's really messed up.
别说了 Stop saying that.
你上周自己说的 You said that yourself last week.
好吧 也许我现在改主意了 Yeah, maybe I changed my mind.
好吧 改变主意了 Yeah, maybe you did.
好吧 Okay.
星期四 12.5:10
猜猜谁被邀请和“入侵者”一起去派对了 Guess who's invited to party with the Penetrators guys?
说真的吗 伊娃 Are you for real, Eva?
-自己看 -威廉会去 - Check it out. - William will come...
太好了 伊娃 我的天 你都替我们安排好了 That's so great, Eva! Oh my god, you arranged this for us.
"周五在波尔克斯家入侵者派对" "Penetrator party at Borkis' on Friday."
"可以带些朋友来吗 她们性感吗" "Can you bring some friends? Are they hot?"
那当然 Yes!
别激动 Relax.
傲娇点 Try to be cool.
-我们要带些酒去 -行 我和卖啤酒的联系 - We have to get alcohol! - Yeah, I'll ring the beer man.
你们呢 Someone else?
卖啤酒的怎么了 What's wrong with the beer man?
你看我干嘛 你觉得我会喝吗 Are you looking at me? Do I look like I drink?
我也不喝 I don't drink either.
你们真是棒棒的啊 What an awesome gang.
-我可以从我妈那儿拿点红酒 -能行吗 - I can take some wine from my mom. - Can you?
能帮我也带点儿吗 我可以付钱 如果你要的话 Can we share? I can pay if you want.
我没办法从我妈那儿拿酒 I can't take any from my mom.
她的酒太贵了 所以她把酒藏在 Her wine is so expensive. So she puts it...
别说了 Stop talking.
你说的太多了 You talk too much.
你在开玩笑吗 Excuse me?
她搞什么 Seriously?
她不能待在我们的巴士团体里 她就是个神经病 She can't be in our bus group. She's completely psycho.
订啤酒的 Beer man.
是 请讲 Yes, please.
我们要些啤酒 给四位美女 We'd like some beers for four girls.
还有好多帅哥 And hundred boys!
要给钱吗 Do we have to pay?
要是我这有个叫薇尔德的姑娘 她愿意肉偿的话 If we have a friend here who's called Vilde, if she maybe can flash?
我们是不是就不用给现金了 So we don't need to pay in cash.
或许我们可以 Maybe we can do that...
或者我们可以 Or maybe we can get...
让娜拉去 get Noora to do it.
不 我们干不了这些 No, we don't do that.
喂 Hello?
你在监狱吗 Are you in prison?
星期五 18:41
BGM: Dick in the Air (feat Peaches)
妈的 Fuck.
她们怎么在这儿 What are they doing here?
嗨 Hi!
这不是把她赶出巴士团队的那群人吗 Wasn't it them who threw her out of the bus group?
那不是叫你荡妇的那个人吗 Wasn't it her who called you a slut?
你别走 不然我会被克里斯会骚扰 Don't go. I'll either get assaulted by Chris,
或者被这些女孩折磨死 or killed by those girls.
好的 我会陪着你的 Okay. I won't leave you.
曾经他的目标是搞大一个女生的肚子 His goal was to get a girl pregnant,
但现在他已经找到了别的乐趣 but then he found another solution.
开什么玩笑 所以你们才会被称为入侵者的吗 You're kidding! Is that why you're called the Penetrators?
威廉让我陪他出去走走 William asked me if I wanted to go outside with him.
-我觉得我们能勾搭上 -去他妈的 还不快去 你这小荡妇 - I think we'll hook up. - Fucking hell! Go for it, you little slut!
小荡妇 Little slut?
对啊 她确实挺骚的 Yeah, she's really slutty!
不 不 我也很骚 No, no! I'm slutty too.
喂 Hello!
随便和他聊点政治什么的 Just talk about politics with him or something!
约纳斯 3个未接来电
约纳斯 27分钟前 晚餐怎么样了
哈喽 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
她们是不是你的伙伴 Are they like your crew?
我的伙伴 My crew?
你和她们在一辆巴士上 是吗 Are you on a Russ bus with them?
不 我不参加Russ巴士 No, I'm not on a Russ bus.
-我不会参加的 -是吗 - I'm not going to be a Russ. - Okay?
我觉得那很没劲 I just think Russ time is really lame.
有意思 为什么 Great, why?
因为Russ巴士很资本主义化 而且被市场力量掌控 Because Russ time is capitalistic and governed by market forces.
说的好 Great.
你还挺有想法的 You're a bit brainy.
我喜欢 I like it.
我觉得还挺性感的 I think it's a little hot.
你觉得这性感 You think it's hot?
有好戏看了 Drama!
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我得走了 I have to go.
怎么了 What's up?