卡尔文 Hey, Calvin.
你找什么呢 What are you looking for?
报纸 The newspaper.
新报童从来没把报纸扔进我家门廊 That new paperboy hasn't hit my porch once since he started.
顶多砸中我的卡车 The closest he got was my truck.
我当时正在路上开着呢 And I was driving down the street at the time.
有意思 今天早上我在门口发现一份报纸 That's funny. I found one right on my doorstep this morning,
可我都没订报 and I don't even get the paper.
要么给我一块钱 要么还我报纸 戴夫 Give me a dollar or give me my paper, Dave.
行 不过剧透下 Okay, but spoiler alert:
我看了你的星座运程 I read your horoscope, and
今天你有桃花运哦 today's gonna be a good day for romance.
已经有了 It already was.
缇娜一大早就把我撩醒了 Tina woke me up early this morning.
你好 卡尔文 Hey, Calvin.
杰玛 你怎么回家了 Hey, Gemma, what are you doing home?
我得回来换衣服 I had to come back to change.
体育老师又没来 My PE teacher didn't show up again,
我得替他教躲避球 so I had to cover dodgeball for him.
我放心了 Oh, that's a relief.
我还以为你被黑帮袭击了 I thought you had got jumped into a gang.
我都不知道怎么做 I don't know what I've got to do
才能让麦克拉斯基教练明白 to get through to Coach McCluskey.
我一直在警告他 I keep warning him,
但他总有借口 but he's always got some excuse.
他母亲都去世两次了 然后又陷入昏迷 His mother died twice, and then she was in a coma.
换我是你 我会让他坐下来 You know, if it were me, I would just sit him down,
把手搭在他肩上 I would put my hand on his shoulder,
然后我会和气地说 and I would gently say...
你被炒了 "Your ass is fired."
这太极端了 But that's so extreme.
我只是希望自己能 I just keep hoping I can figure out a way
让他规矩一点 to get him to shape up.
我还一直希望NWA乐队能振作起来呢 Yeah. I keep hoping N.W.A will get back together,
可德瑞博士就只顾着卖耳机 but Dr. Dre just keeps selling headphones.
卡尔文 找到你的报纸了 Calvin, found your paper.
你不是在卫生间读报纸吧 You didn't read it in the bathroom, did you?
我给你拿一块钱 I'm gonna go get you a dollar.
你觉得卡尔文说得有道理吗 Do you think Calvin's right?
我该辞退麦克拉斯基教练吗 Should I fire Coach McCluskey?
等等 这是哪种情况 Ooh, hold on. Uh, is this one of those situations
你是真想听我的建议 where you really want to hear what I think,
还是只需要我支持你 or you just want me to support you?
我当然是想听你的建议 I absolutely want to hear what you think.
好吧 那么 Okay, well, then...
我认为你该辞退他 I definitely think you should fire him.
但他都来了好几年了 But he's been there for years!
但你已经给他好几次机会了 But not before you give him at least one more chance.
-显得我这个领导软弱无能 -没有 - And make me look like a weak leader? - No.
我觉得有 我觉得 I mean, yes. I mean...
我觉得你发型好美 I mean, your hair looks great.
戴夫 我是认真的 Dave, I'm serious.
我整天都在想这事 This has been weighing on me all day.
我也想帮你 All right, look, I wish that I could help you,
不过这个决定只有你能做 but this is a decision that only you can make.
无论你如何决定 我知道都是正确的 And whatever it is, I know it's gonna be the right one.
你说得对 You're right.
我是老板 我得做决定 I'm the boss. It's my decision.
麦克拉斯基得离开 McCluskey has to go.
好了 我感觉好多了 There. I feel better already.
你们在说麦克拉斯基教练吗 Are you talking about Coach McCluskey?
他最棒了 He's the best.
真的 你这么觉得 Really? You think so?
是啊 他总打盹 还让我们看电影 Yeah. He takes naps and lets us watch movies.
其中还有露屁股的 One of them even showed a butt.
另一方面来看 这人还挺酷的 On the other hand, this guy sounds pretty cool.
老爹 你准备一整天都站那 Pop, are you gonna stand there all day
等报童吗 waiting on the paperboy?
如果非这样不可的话 If that's what it takes.
我哪儿也不去 非得教训这孩子一顿不可 I'm not moving a damn inch till I give this kid a piece of my mind.
谁要薄煎饼 Who wants pancakes?
我要 Oh, I could eat.
我也要吃点薄煎饼 Well, I'll take some pancakes, too.
那我要收你两年的拖欠房租 Oh, and I'll take two years of back rent.
-那我 -你去盯梢 - I'm... - You're on lookout duty.
好吧 Yeah.
杰玛 Oh, hey, Gemma.
这才早上七点半 It's 7:30 in the morning.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
没事 Everything's fine.
我就是觉得卡尔文是对的 I just decided Calvin was right.
今天我要辞退麦克拉斯基教练 I'm gonna fire McCluskey today.
不错哦 Ah, good for you.
那傻帽他妈第二次去世时就该被炒了 You should've fired that fool the second time his mother died.
是吧 卡尔文 Right, Calvin?
抱歉 "卡尔文是对的"那句之后 I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything
我什么都没听 after "Calvin was right."
但是我还没辞退过员工呢 It's just, I've never fired anyone before,
我希望你能给我点建议 and I was hoping maybe you could give me some advice.
你真是来对地方了 Oh, you came to the right place.
卡尔文可喜欢开除人了 Calvin loves firing people.
没错 老爸有次在别人婚礼上 Yep, it's true. Pops once fired a dude
把新郎开除了 on the guy's wedding day.
而且我还是他的伴郎 And I was his best man.
那怎么做才合适呢 So what's the best way to do it?
你要做的是保持冷静 What you got to do is stay calm,
和自信 秉公处理 confident and professional.
一定不要带有私人感情 The last thing you want to do is go personal.
不对 Wrong.
这个家伙总是在给你带来麻烦 对不对 Look, this dude has been messing with your life, right?
要让他出丑 Making you look bad.
你要让他颜面扫地 You want to rip his throat out.
在大庭广众之下开除他 And you want to do it in front of people.
比如 For example,
他婚礼上 his wedding party.
-卡尔文 -怎么了 - Calvin! - What?
这样才能表明你的态度 Look, it sends a message.
如果出现什么岔子 And if it goes sideways,
就把蛋糕推倒来转移注意力 knock the cake over for a diversion.
杰玛 不会出岔子的 Gemma, things are not gonna go sideways.
你被必胜客开除的时候 Oh, it went sideways back in the day,
就出岔子了 when you got fired from Pizza Hut.
那不是一回事 That was different.
如果托德不想让手指骨折的话 If Todd didn't want his finger broken,
他就不该用手指着我的脸 he shouldn't have been pointing it in my face!
这些建议都还不错吧 杰玛 You getting all this great advice, Gemma?
我觉得还行 I think so.
让他颜面扫地 把蛋糕推倒 Rip his throat out, knock over a cake,
不要用我的手指他的脸 and don't point my finger in his face.
看样子你已经准备好了 Sounds like you're good to go.
早啊 爸 Hey, morning, Dad.
你来干什么 马蒂 What are you doing here, Marty?
我来还需要原因么 Do I need a reason?
难道做儿子的不能过来看看 Okay, can't a son just stop by
关心一下两位 and show some love to the two people
给予我生命的人吗 that gave him life?
你妈又给你做午餐了吧 Your mama made your lunch again.
周二是火鸡芝士三明治 It's turkey melt Tuesday.
我是老二 但在她心里我是老大 I came out second, but I'm first in her heart.
他来了 终于来了 Oh, here he comes, right here.
谁来了 Uh, here who comes?
欠揍的报童 That sorry-ass paperboy.
记得马尔科姆说你是捡来的 你吓哭了 I'm about to make him cry harder than you did
我要让他哭得比你更伤心 when Malcolm told you you were adopted.
那不是马尔科姆说的 爸 是你说的 That wasn't Malcolm, Dad. That was you.
听起来确实像我说的 是吧 That does sound like me, doesn't it?
等等 慢点 Hold... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
掉头 回来 Hey, turn that bike around and get back here.
我有话跟你讲 I need to talk to you right now.
马蒂 你把这个录下来传到网上 Marty, I want you to film this for YouTube.
我要让全世界知道小孩子还是可以被训斥的 I want to show the world it's still okay to yell at kids.
年轻人 我跟你讲话的时候把头盔摘掉 All right, take that helmet off, young man, while I talk to you.
问题就在这里 你们都不懂得尊... See, that's the problem-- y'all have no re...
重 ...spect.
抱歉 先生 你刚才说什么 Sorry, sir. What were you saying?
我 我刚才说 我刚才说... I... I was saying... I was saying...
我刚才 我刚才说 I was... I was saying...
你干得很不错 I was saying you are doing a great job.
确实 Yes, you are.
加油干吧 Hey, so, keep up the good work.
谢谢 先生 我得继续送了 Thanks, mister. Got to go finish my route.
好的 去吧 Okay, you do that.
带上头盔 All right, and put your helmet on.
记住 安全第一 All right, remember, safety first.
录好了 And got it.
马上删掉 删掉 马上 Erase that right now, boy. Erase that, now.
我用不着听你的 Hey, man. I don't have to listen to you.
你又不是我爸 You're not my father.
强森 你要见我吗 You wanted to see me, Johnson?
是的 麦克拉斯基教练 请坐 Yes, Coach McCluskey. Please have a seat.
你吃过教师休息室的 You get at some of this banana bread
香蕉面包吗 from the teachers' lounge?
-没有 -给 - Uh, no, I didn't. - Oh, here.
吃我的吧 我都吃第三块了 Finish mine. It's my third piece anyway.
你想的很周到啊 That's very thoughtful of you.
还有别的事情吗 Is there anything else?
是的 很多事 Uh, yeah. A lot else.
我叫你来 I've asked you to come in
是因为我们已经说过你迟到的事情了 because we've talked about you being late,
而且我也警告你好几次了 and I've given you several warnings.
而且我每次都听到了 And I've heard each and every one of them,
所以我保证要回到正确的方向 which is why I made sure to get back on the right track.
和场地 And field.
你做到了吗 But have you?
你周五是不是迟到了 I mean, weren't you late on Friday?
我的闹钟坏了 My alarm clock broke.
昨天又迟到了 And then again yesterday?
我得照顾狗 Dog stuff.
今天见我也迟到了 This meeting?
我去给你拿香蕉面包了 I was getting you the banana bread.
我已经给你好几次机会了 Look, I've given you more than enough chances.
非常遗憾 但是我恐怕得让你离开了 I'm sorry, but... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go.
什么 你要开除我 为什么 What? You're firing me? Why?
我刚说的事情都是原因 Literally everything I just said.
校董会知道这件事吗 Does the board of trustees know about this?
因为我和一半董事都打过高尔夫 Because I play golf with half of them,
我还总是让他们赢 and I always let them win.
没关系 Doesn't matter.
这事我说了算 这是我的最终决定 This is my decision to make, and it's final.
好吧 Okay. Fine.
在我走之前能说几句话吗 But can I say something before I leave?
请讲 Go ahead.
你是个差劲的校长 You're a terrible principal.
什么 Excuse me?
你听到了 You heard me.
你就是个笑话 大家都知道 You're a joke, and everybody knows it.
你得到这份工作的唯一原因 The only reason why you got this job
就是雇一个女的能给他们脸上贴金 is because it made them look good to hire a woman.
还有 这个 And also...this.
好吧 Yeah, well...
傻了吧你 我还是会吃掉 joke's on you, 'cause I'm still gonna eat this!
怎么样 So? How'd it go?
很顺利 我让他坐下来 Great. I sat him down,
看着他的眼睛 I looked him right in the eye,
做了我该做的事 and I did what I had to do.
之后我还吃了一点香蕉面包作为庆祝 I even celebrated afterwards with a little banana bread.
我真为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you,
要是你能给我带点就更好了 and so hoping that you brought home a little.
戴夫 我好难过 Oh, Dave, I feel so terrible.
好了 好了 没事了 O-Okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay.
换了是我也不会给你留的 Look... I wouldn't have saved any for you, either.
杰玛 要是你再不起床 Ooh, hey, Gemma, if you don't get up soon,
上班就要迟到了 you're gonna be late for work.
我今天不去了 我病了 I'm not going in today. I'm sick.
真的吗 还是说你只是在装病 Really? Or are you just pretending to be sick
因为你还在为昨天麦克拉斯基说的话烦心 because you're still upset about what McCluskey said yesterday?
我病了 I'm sick.
看见没 See?
这样解决不了问题 This is not the way to handle this.
为什么 葛罗弗也装病 Why not? Grover fakes it.
《谍中谍6》上映时你也这么干过 And so did you when Mission: Impossible 6 came out.
那是合理病假 因为电影太酷炫了[生病] That was a legitimate sick day, because that movie was sick.
如果麦克拉斯基说的是真的呢 What if McCluskey's right?
要是他们雇我只是因为 What if the only reason they did hire me
我是个女人呢 is because I'm a woman?
或许我还不够强硬 Maybe I'm not tough enough.
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
杰玛 你提高了学校的考试成绩 Gemma, you've gotten test scores up
提高了家长参与度 and increased parent participation.
如果《谍中谍》的队伍需要一名校长 If the Mission: Impossible team needed a school principal,
他们会选你的 they'd choose you.
如果你愿意的话 If you chose to accept it.
谢谢你安慰我 I appreciate you trying to make me feel better,
但我担心大家都觉得我是个笑话 but I'm worried everyone thinks I'm a joke.
麦克拉斯基那么说 McCluskey only said that
只是因为你炒了他 because you had just fired him.
你以为他会怎么做 给你个拥抱吗 What'd you think he was gonna do, give you a hug?
不 但如果他需要 我会拥抱他的 No, but if he needed one, I would've given it to him.
好吧 那这么办 Okay... this is what we're gonna do.
先起床 去洗个澡 We're gonna get up, we're gonna take a shower,
换好衣服 we're gonna get dressed,
然后昂首挺胸地到学校去 and we're gonna show up to that school with our head held high.
-来吧 -好吧 - Ugh, come on. - Ugh, okay.
好了 There we go.
这才是我娶的女强人 That's the strong woman I married.
你不出来了 是不是 You're not coming out of there, are you?
是 Nope.
烤牛肉黑面包三明治 这才是男人的午餐 Roast beef on rye. See, that's a man's lunch.
等下 没有果汁 Wait, no juice box?
老爹 什么时候开始在平板上看新闻了 Hey, Pop, since when do you read the news on an iPad?
从我找不到我的报纸之后 Since I still can't find my newspaper.
那你怎么办 Oh, so what'd you do,
昨天狠狠地教训了那个小孩 lay into that little dude so hard yesterday
吓得他不敢再来了 you scared him off for good?
老爹 告诉他你是怎么大战告捷的 Yeah, Pop, tell him all about the big beat-down.
我决定换一种处理问题的方法 I decided to handle things a different way.
男人点 You know, be the bigger man.
你是说唯一的男人吗 You mean the only man.
现在我觉得拿走你的果汁 You know, I'm starting to feel a lot less bad
没那么内疚了 about taking your juice box.
等下 怎么回事 老爹 Wait. So what's the deal, Pop?
你怎么没有把他给"就地正法"了 Why couldn't you lay down the law?
报童是个女孩 Well, the paperboy turned out to be a papergirl.
你真应该看看他那时的样子 Yeah, you should've seen him, man.
爸爸从暴徒变身为了女儿奴 Dad went from thug life to hug life.
等下 我明白了 Wait, I get it.
因为她是个女的你就骂不出口 You couldn't reprimand her because she's a female.
我不想把一个小丫头弄哭 Look, I don't want to make a little girl cry.
你们把我当成什么怪物了 I mean, what kind of monster do you think I am?
不知道 骗自己儿子说他是领养的 I don't know. The kind that would make his son cry
把他吓哭的怪物 by telling him he was adopted.
不过还是挺好玩的 But that was funny, though.
老爹 Pop, Pop.
你不明白吗 区别对待她 Don't you see that by treating her differently,
就是建立性别歧视的双重标准 you're actually creating a double-standard which is sexist?
-性别歧视 -对 - Sexist? - Yep.
这叫"绅士风度" It's called "being a gentleman,"
据我所知 你们这代人可能 which, I understand, may be completely lost
完全丧失这种品质了 on your generation.
我像你这么大的时候 I mean, when I was your age,
我们为女士们撑门 为她们拉座椅 we held ladies' doors, we pulled out their chairs...
你们确保她们没有投票权 You made sure they couldn't vote.
好兄弟 My man.
只能说 我们的时代不同 Let's just say we're from two different times.
想当年 All right? Back in the day,
女人是女人 男人是男人 women were women, and men were men.
樱桃味 Mmm, red.
缇娜 Hey, Tina.
我能问你一个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
学校发生的事让杰玛很丧气 Gem is really beating herself up about what happened at school.
今天她都没去上班 She didn't even go to work today.
天哪 发生什么了 Oh, my God. What happened?
麦克拉斯基教练跟她说 Coach McCluskey told her that
她获得这份工作只是因为她是女人 the only reason she got the job was because she was a woman.
真典型 Typical.
弱小的男人因女人当权感到威胁 Weak, little man threatened by a woman in power.
必胜客那一幕又重演了 It's Pizza Hut all over again.
我不明白为什么 Well, I-I don't know why,
但不管因为什么 她相信这个屌丝的话 but for whatever reason, she's believing this loser.
你们男人就是不懂 You men just don't get it.
在职场上 In the working world,
女人总是被迫觉得低人一等 women are always made to feel less than.
所以就算有个混蛋胡说八道 So, even if a jerk says something that isn't true,
你还是控制不住自我怀疑 you can't help but doubt yourself.
让我想用剪刀给你们上上课 Just makes me want to snip some sense into y'all.
我怎么帮她解决这个问题 Okay, well, how can I fix this for her? What...
去打麦克拉斯基一顿吗 what, do I beat up McCluskey?
拜托 戴夫 那样没用 Please, Dave, that won't fix anything.
谢天谢地 那家伙可壮了 Oh, thank God, 'cause that guy's huge.
戴夫 你能做的是 You know, Dave, what you can do
想办法提醒她 is figure out a way to remind her
她有多么坚强 有才华 of how strong and capable she is,
她完全能够胜任自己的工作 and that she knows what she's doing.
这不是你的本行吗 I mean, don't you do stuff like this at your job?
是啊 有时候在企业咨询中 Well, yeah. Sure, there are aspects of corporate consulting
我利用团建激励CEO where I use team building to motivate CEOs and
-和雇员... -对对对 就是那一套 - their employee... - Right, right, right, right, all of that.
对了 You know what? Actually...
我有主意了 I just got an idea.
戴夫 戴夫 戴夫 Oh, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave.
你不会是要给她看 You're not gonna show her one of those silly
你总是提起的 Mission: Impossible movies
《碟中谍》电影吧 that you're always talking about, right?
我再想个主意 I'm gonna come up with another idea.
攀岩馆 A rock-climbing gym?
你说我们要去吃冻酸奶 You told me we were going to get frozen yogurt.
我们会去的 And we will.
但首先 我需要让你重拾自己的力量 But first, I need to remind you of your own strength.
我用了很大的力量 Well, it's taking a lot of strength
才没有立刻抓狂 for me to not freak out right now.
你说要吃冻酸奶的 戴夫 I was promised Froyo, Dave.
杰玛 我知道你在怀疑自己的工作能力 Look, Gemma, I know that you're doubting yourself at work.
等你攀上那面墙 你大概也会怀疑 And when you're up on that wall, you're probably gonna doubt
自己能不能攀到顶上 whether you can make it to the top,
但一旦登顶 but once you do,
下次你怀疑自己时 the next time you doubt yourself,
就会回想起这个场景 然后说 you're gonna think back to this, and you're gonna say,
"我靠 我老公太赞了" "Damn, I have an awesome husband."
伙计们 Hey, guys.
卡尔文 你看起来棒极了 Whoa, Calvin, you look great.
安全带很适合你 Rocking that harness.
可是安全带卡蛋了 Well, this harness is chafing my rocks.
你们来这做什么 Wait. What are you guys doing here?
缇娜说我们要去吃冻酸奶 Tina told me we were getting frozen yogurt.
我们会吃冻酸奶的 We will all go out to frozen yogurt
就等杰玛征服这座山了 right after Gemma conquers this mountain.
你请客 Your treat.
对 我请客 Yes, it's my treat.
戴夫 我真的不想玩 Dave, I really don't feel like doing this.
我们走吧 好吗 Can we please just leave?
杰玛 这很管用 我保证 Gemma, this is going to work. I promise.
但我觉得我做不到 But I don't think I can do it.
不 你做得到 杰玛 Yes, you can, Gemma.
你要攀上去 You're gonna get up there,
虐爆这面墙 and you're gonna make this wall your bitch.
抱歉 亲爱的 等你以后 I'm sorry, sweetie, you'll understand
工资比男人低三成的时候就会懂了 when you're making 70 cents to a man's dollar.
要命 看看这里 Damn, look at all of this.
我在看呢 Oh, I am.
穿着这个很显臀型嘛 美女 Your booty look good in that thing, girl.
你说的不假 You ain't lying.
这就像给屁股做拉皮 It's like a face-lift for the butt.
我知道我生日要给你送什么了 I know what I'm getting you for my birthday.
好了 速战速决吧 Okay, let's get this over with.
戴夫去哪儿了 Where did Dave go?
不知道 I don't know.
穿上这个我感觉像蜘蛛侠 I feel like Spider-Man in this thing.
真的吗 你看起来更像彼得·潘 Really? 'Cause you look more like Peter Pan.
好吧 Okay. All right.
我把绳子这一端系在你的安全带上 I'm gonna attach this end of the rope to your harness,
另一端系我这 and the other end is attached to mine.
如果你失手了 Okay, so if you slip,
我的体重可以让你不掉下去 my body weight will prevent you from falling.
你的体重 Your body weight?
拜托 你这体型跟蟋蟀似的 Please. You're built like a cricket.
蟋蟀在亚洲很受欢迎的 I'll have you know that crickets are beloved in Asia,
不但叫声清脆 口感也很脆 both for their voices and crunchy deliciousness.
我上了 Okay. Here I go.
展现一下实力吧 All right. Show 'em what you're made of.
加油 杰玛 你可以的 All right, come on, Gemma, you got this.
杰玛 加油啊 杰玛 Come on, Gemma. You go, Gemma!
快点 Yeah, hurry up.
我身上某个重点部位的血液循环变慢了 I'm starting to lose circulation in some very important places.
我够不到下一个把手 I don't think I can reach the next handhold.
你可以的 不要放弃 加油 Yes, you can. Do not give up on yourself. Let's go.
我没放弃 锻炼起效了 I'm not. The exercise worked.
我很强大 我很坚强 I'm powerful, I'm strong.
你可以爬到顶的 I know that you can make it to the top.
为了表示我对你的信任 To show my faith in you,
我要解开安全绳 I'm gonna unhook my safety line.
不 戴夫 不 No. Dave! No!
戴夫 你在干什么 Dave, what are you doing?
-她说不定会摔下来的 -不 - She could fall. - No, man.
她不会摔的 She's not gonna fall.
她肯定会摔下去的 She's pretty sure she is.
杰玛 别动 Gemma. Don't move.
我...我来帮忙 I'm-I'm coming up to help.
帮帮她 宝贝 Yeah, help her, baby.
这... This is...
我又想了想 我觉得你没问题的 On second thought, you're-you're doing great up there.
戴夫 赶紧把安全绳系上 Dave, hook her back in before she falls.
她没事的 不会摔下来的 She's fine. She's not gonna fall, okay?
这下面都是软垫 There's padding everywhere.
没人会在这受伤的 No one ever really gets hurt in these places.
天哪 腿断了 我能感觉到 Oh, my God, it's broken. I know it's broken.
我已经表明立场了 Okay. I think I've made my point.
我又系上了 I'm gonna hook you back in.
我撑不住了 我要下来了 Okay. I-I can't do it. I'm coming down.
戴夫 别闹了 Oh, Dave, cut it out.
不是我 It wasn't me.
是我 It was me.
别放弃 Stop quitting on yourself,
不然我们继续用泡沫石砸你屁股 or you're getting more foam rocks to the butt.
-卡尔文 砸她 -什么 - Calvin, light her ass up. - What?
-来吧 宝贝 -行啦 伙计们 - Come on, baby. - Okay, guys, guys, guys.
拜托 别向我老婆扔石头了 Please, stop throwing rocks at my wife.
我们只是想帮忙 W-We're just trying to help.
很明显她自己做不到啊 It's obvious she can't do it by herself.
你又不了解我的能力 You don't know what I can do.
为了向麦克拉斯基教练 This is for Coach McCluskey
还有他那愚蠢的厌女症证明 and his stupid misogyny.
让他看看惹怒我的结果 And this is how angry I am for letting him get to me.
我还吃了那块恶心的香蕉面包 And this is for eating that disgusting blob of banana bread.
你可以的 杰玛 最后一步了 You got this, Gemma! Just one more!
我要让那些认为 And this is for anyone who thinks
在父权社会里 I can't be a badass, powerful woman
我无法成为女强人的废物看看 in this patriarchal society,
我可以做到 because I am!
-我做到了 -你做到了 - I did it! - Yeah, you did it!
她是我朋友 她是我朋友 That's my friend! That's my friend!
不得不说 这白人妹子有点厉害啊 I gotta admit, that little white girl is gangsta.
好了 下来吧 我们去吃冻酸奶 All right, now, come on down. Let's go get some Froyo.
什么 Wha...?
好吧 我们在店里等你们 O-Okay, you guys can meet us there.
戴夫 把钱包扔下来 Dave, throw down your wallet.
等等 等等 Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on, hold on.
我和你谈谈 Let me talk to you for a minute.
听着 Now, look.
我知道我跟你说你干得不错 I know I told you you were doing a great job,
但前几天 我看到了女人的真正潜力 but the other day, I saw how strong women can really be.
所以我必须告诉你实话 So that's why I have to tell you the truth.
我从来没见过你这么差的报童 You are the worst paper-person of all time.
就是垃圾 I mean, like straight trash.
好吧 Okay...?
把你当公主宠着 And treating you like a princess
只会阻碍你发挥自己的潜力 is only holding you back from your full potential.
以后你得起早点 Now, you need to wake up earlier,
按时送报纸 deliver the paper on time,
还有 拜托好好练练你的准头吧 and for God's sake, work on your damn aim.
我是女权主义者 所以才这么说 I mean, I'm only saying this because I'm a feminist.
好的 对不起 我会更努力的 Okay, sorry. I'll try harder.
很好 Good. All right.
该死 她忘了给我报纸了 Oh, damn, she forgot to give me my paper.
不 Oh, don't...
臂力不错啊 Damn, good arm.
我应该收养她的 I should've adopted her.