帕那索斯博士的奇幻秀
哥們兒 他什麼都沒乾 Look, mate, he ain't done nothing wrong.
出去 Out.
別逗了 你趕緊閉嘴吧 Come on. You go stitching yourself up.
女士們先生們 過來瞧一瞧 Ladies and gentlemen, step up.
來看一看吧 Step up.
我是墨丘利 眾神的信使 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods,
來邀請您 邀請您 先生 invite you... invite you, sir.
今晚 僅此一晚 Tonight, for one night only.
就在此地 邀您進入意識的世界 Here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind,
偉大的帕那索斯博士的 the very great mind...
意識世界 of Doctor Parnassus.
有請帕那索斯博士 Doctor Parnassus!
女士們先生們 Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
帕那索斯博士如時光般古老 Doctor Parnassus, as old... as old as time.
沒錯 他已經年逾千歲了 Yes. He is over a thousand years old.
他具有讓您夢想成真的能力 He has the power to empower your mind.
讓帕那索斯博士開啟您的想象之門 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
引領您進入意想不到的世界 Let him, let him transport you to worlds you never dreamt of.
天哪 快看那燈光 Oh, my god. Oh, check out the lights.
快看啊 Check out that.
美人的翅膀將帶您飛越意識之巔 Transcend the heights on beauty's wing.
快看這個 Check this.
戴夫 哈維 快過來 Dave, Haway. Come on,
我們來找點樂子 we'll go get these sorted.
親愛的 快來看啊 Check this out, sweetheart.
過來 親愛的 到我身邊來 Come here, my love, near me.
來 親愛的 Come on, love.
如果您需要 If you must...
讓"腐敗"的兄弟"惡臭" scour the squalid depths
來洗淨您靈魂深處的污點的話 with putrid's brother, stench...
快來排隊吧 Join the queue.
一次只要5英鎊 Only five quid a go.
您想 您想參與嗎 You choose... you choose fulfilment?
先生 如果您願意 請您 Sir, please... sir, please, if you will...
先生 十分抱歉 Sir, please, you cannot audition
沒有買票不能參與 without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir.
-親我一下 -請別這樣 - Give us a kiss. - Please don't.
朋友 你還好嗎 You all right down there, mate?
你在扮地球超人嗎 All right, Captain Planet?
你這個醉鬼 快下台去 Get off the stage, you damn drunk.
你在做什麼 小矮子 What are you doing, little man?
他只能夠得著我的腿 He's got us by the leg.
快看啊 這鬍子都是假的 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real.
快下台去 Get off the stage!
好豐滿的雙峰啊 Mm, that's a nice pair of tits.
我說過了 滾下台去 I said, get off the stage!
不下 Nah.
我想要你 可人兒 過來 I want you, like. Come here, man.
快過來 快過來 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here!
你躲什麼呢 What are you running away for?
她在那裡 There she is!
快過來美人 過來 Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere...
該死 Oh, shit.
我來追你了 I'm coming after...
追到了可得打屁屁 I'm gonna feel your arse.
來吧 美人 Come here, gorgeous.
給我回來 婊子 Come back, you bitch!
我的鼻子 My nose!
我的樣子 Oh, my face!
我的臉 我英俊的臉 My face! my gorgeous face!
馬丁 Martin!
他跟那個賤貨跑進去了 He went with that cow!
我要把你的眼睛挖出來 I'll scratch her eyes out!
嘿 還有你 Oi, you too.
我男朋友還在那裡面 My boyfriend is in there!
有人嗎 Anybody there?
有人在嗎 Anybody there?
拜託說句話 有人在嗎 Please, is anybody there?
求你們說句話 Please! Please!
救命啊 Help me!
求求你 Please...
我再也不喝酒了 我保證 I'll never drink again. I promise.
真的 Honest.
我發誓從現在開始戒酒 別放手 From now on, I swear, not a drop.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
你的選擇很正確 You have chosen well.
帕那索斯大師為你而設的悔改之路 The path to Parnassus is steep.
陡峭而漫長 The way is long.
但只要你有毅力 But with perseverance,
做到堅定專一 and fierce dedication,
就可以攀至頂點 the heights are attainable.
以激昂的鬥志 充滿朝氣的腳步 So with spirits high and a spring in your step,
以及堅定的信念 with a song in your heart,
驅散陰霾上路吧 the clouds will part.
天堂之門會為你而開 The heavens will open,
而你會成為出色的人 我的孩子 and you will be a man, my son.
你好 快請進吧 Hi there. Come on in.
看來你需要喝一杯 Looks like you could use a drink.
只喝一杯好了 Maybe just the one.
給我來一大杯 Make mine a double!
他贏了 我輸了 He won, I lost.
我又輸了 I lost again.
你到底做了什麼 What the hell were you doing?
他一直在追我 我當時只能 He was chasing me. What was I supposed to...
不可以穿過那面鏡子 絕對不行 Don't go through the mirror. Never!
你知道的 You know that.
喂 你站住 Oi, you!
神棍 Gunga Din.
過來 Come 'ere.
你在搞什麼鬼 What do you think you're playing at?
什麼搞鬼 沒有 Playing? Oh, no, no, no.
我們從不搞鬼 We don't play.
我們所做的事是非常嚴肅的 What we do is deadly serious.
他不見了 Gone.
我們把他弄丟了嗎 我不這麼認為 Will we miss him? I don't think so.
一時之間搞不懂其中的玄機很正常 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately.
好了 你們這群怪胎馬上離開這 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now.
對不起 我措辭不當 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word.
行嗎 二等殘廢 All right? Vertically deficient.
你找死嗎 Defunct?
侏儒 Vertically d...
二等殘疾 身高 Vertically challenged. Vertically...
身高不足 不管你是什麼 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are,
滾遠一點 不然我就不客氣了 you get off of my beat or I will do you.
-還有你 -好吧 好吧 - You included. - D'accord. D'accord.
晚安 Bonne nuit.
先買票 再排隊 Take a ticket. Wait your turn.
20英鎊一回 Only 20 quid a go.
今晚特價只要5英鎊 Reduced to five for one night only.
女士們先生們 我們生活的這個世界 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in
充滿著魔法 is full of enchantment...
只有獨具慧眼 才能看到它們 for those with eyes to see it.
雞來了 Chicken!
我要去玩那個 那個還有那個 I want to go there, there and there.
-我想吃東西 -說夠了吧 - I want something to eat. - Stop going on will you?
他們不會讓你去的 親愛的 No. They won't let you, darling.
但是我要去嘛 我要去嘛 But I want to, I want to.
-琳達 -你老是不讓我去玩 - Linda! - You never let me...
不好意思 不好意思 Excuse me. Excuse me.
不要吵了好嗎 Do you mind?
安東 Anton.
安東 他跑進去了 Anton, he went back there.
-快去追他 -我進去追他 - Just go and er... - I'm going to go back. Ssh.
迪亞哥 迪亞哥 Diego! Diego!
去死吧 Die.
死吧 太棒了 Die! Yes.
太棒了 Yes.
請立即離開奇幻秀 Please exit the lmaginarium immediately.
未經家長同意 奇幻秀不能繼續 Choice is not available without parental consent.
去死吧 Die!
太好了 Yeah!
如果你們這些變態敢把我兒子藏起來 If one of you perverts has got our boy,
我可是什麼都做的出來的 I won't be answerable for my actions.
-迪亞哥 -迪亞哥 - Diego! - Diego!
迪亞哥 Diego!
怎麼了 W-what?
-她都不幫忙找他 -我不管 - She's not looking for him. - I don't care!
看這裡 Hello.
來了 Voila.
-太棒了 -成功了 - Yeah! - Oh, it worked!
你跑哪去了 我都擔心死了 Where have you been? I've been worried sick.
一個剛剛脫險的小惡魔 One little devil out of the fire...
收起你那愚蠢的表情 Wipe that silly expression off your face,
你這個小蠢貨 快起來 you little poof. Get up.
帕那索斯博士的驚奇世界 謝謝 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you.
-安東 -我在這 先生 - Anton? - Yes, sir.
你知道鏡子的規矩吧 You know the rules about the mirror?
是的我知道 很抱歉 先生 Yes, yes I do. I'm sorry, sir.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really... I'm sorry.
-他只是個10歲的孩子 -我明白 - He was a ten-year-old boy. - I know.
你做得很好 孩子 做得很好 You did well, my boy. You did well.
好孩子 好孩子 Good lad. Good lad.
謝謝 Thank you.
-好孩子 好孩子 -謝謝 - Good lad. Good lad. - Thank you.
你穿過鏡子他竟然還表揚你 You go through the mirror and he's all over you.
我只進去過一次他就小題大做 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate.
別這麼說 瓦倫蒂娜 你是他女兒 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter.
你明白嗎 而且你秀色可餐 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious...
他秀色可餐的寶貝女兒 his scrumptious daughter.
我為什麼說秀色可餐呢 Why did I say "scrumptious"?
美麗 Beautiful.
聰慧 可人 這些都行 Intelligent. Sweet.
秀色可餐 我真白痴 "Scrumptious"? Idiot!
帕尼 Hey, Parny.
好久不見了 It's been a while.
最後機會 Whoa... last call.
-安東 -怎麼了波西 - Hey, Anton. - Yes, Percy?
-我說什麼來著 -別廢話了 - What did I say? - Stop Percying about.
我們不能整晚都浪費時間 We don't have all night.
總是孩子出問題 Bloody kids again.
-怎麼了博士 -嘿 - What's up, Doc? - Hey!
我們都疼愛自己的兒女 不是嗎 Don't we love our children?
她可正值蜜桃成熟時 She's ripe as a peach.
16歲的花季 Sweet little 16.
她是我的了 And all mine!
他是來要人的 He's come to collect.
我想也是 I thought so.
他來早了 He's early.
我能做些什麼呢 What can I do?
什麼也做不了 Nothing.
一定可以做些什麼的 There must be something.
還剩下多少天 How many days left?
還有3天 Three.
說真的 你得盡快告訴她 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon.
你能別唱吃的嗎 Will you shut up about food?
我們已經彈盡糧絕了 我快餓死了 We're plum out. And I'm starving.
波西 還剩了幾個土豆呢 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left.
-快看 -那是我的 - Ooh, look at this. - Hey, that's mine.
快看 那是 Oh, won't you look at that? That is...
-那是私人物品 -真漂亮啊 - That's private! - It's gorgeous.
-給我 -全是紅木的 - Give it. - All that mahogany, oh!
安東 Anton!
你住在那種地方真的會開心嗎 Would you really be happy in a place like that?
會嗎 Would you?
我就不會 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think.
也許我是你的話也會這樣 Well, maybe if I was with you.
你總提到逃跑 是吧 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you?
你總是提到它 夢想著能逃跑 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it.
我們逃吧 Let's do it.
何樂而不為呢 我們一起 Why not? You and me.
我不能逃走 I can't run away.
-你和我 -我們不能逃走 我不能 - You and me. - We can't run away. I can't.
我年齡還太小 I'm underage.
少來了 Oh, don't do that.
我周三就滿12歲了 I shall be 12 on Wednesday.
這真是太荒唐了 Don't be ridiculous.
波西 我周三過多少歲生日 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday?
12歲 12.
聽見沒 Ha! See?
帕那索斯也這麼說 Parnassus says so too.
你是想說他也很荒唐嗎 Are you trying to say he's ridiculous?
沒有 No.
其實 Actually,
我快滿16歲了 I'm really going to be 16.
16歲花季 Sweet 16.
法定結婚年齡 The age of consent.
是你嗎 小烈酒 Is that you, Scrumpy?
還能是誰 Who the hell else is it gonna be?
你居然一點都沒吃 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this!
-是 我知道 -又喝酒 - Yes, I know, I know. - And that again?
天哪 爸爸 收起來 For god's sakes, dad! Put 'em up.
來啊 你總想惹事 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out.
別 先別鬧 小烈酒 先別鬧 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now.
我有件很重要的事要對你說 I have something very important that I have to tell you.
為什麼所有人都想長生不老 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever?
永生是個血腥的詛咒 Immortality is a bloody curse.
裝作12歲的孩子也是這樣 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it.
看看我 Look at me. I mean...
看看我 沒人相信 Look at me. Nobody's fooled.
而且我也不想再在 And I want this stupid thing off
腳踝上戴著這個破東西了 my ankle too, while we're at it.
你不能因為編造我的生日就阻止我長大 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday.
閉嘴 聽我說 Shut up and listen to me!
趁現在還來得及 I have to explain something
我要對你解釋些事情 to you before it's too late.
有個冬日的晚上 One winter night...
-故事很長嗎 -是的是的 很有可能 - Is this gonna take long? - Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly.
很多年前 Many years ago...
實際上 是幾個世紀前 Er...many centuries ago, in fact,
不管你信不信 When I was - believe it or not -
我那時還是一個年輕的和尚 a young monk,
有人來神殿找我 Someone visited me in my sanctuary,
一個我希望從沒遇到過的人 someone I had hoped never to meet.
那個人 Someone...
我們誰都不會想遇到的 ..none of us should ever hope to meet.
征服狂風 Having captured the wind,
平息暴雨 tamed the storm,
令星星與地球按軌運轉 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis,
總理事想要躺下休息 the chief steward, lying down to take his rest,
卻做了一個令他困擾的夢 had a most disturbing dream.
他夢見一名戴著頭巾的騎士 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast
穿過白雪覆蓋的平原飛奔而來 approaching on the snowswept plain.
總理事驚醒 The chief steward woke.
於是他踏上了他偉大的征程 And so the steward set out on his great journey...
-你們到底在這做什麼 -講述永恆的故事 - What exactly do you all do here? - We tell the eternal story.
那到底是什麼 And what is that, exactly?
維持著宇宙萬物運轉的故事 The story that sustains the universe.
沒有故事 所有都會化為烏有 The story without which there is nothing.
化為烏有 Nothing?
你是說 You mean...
如果不念這個故事 stop telling the story and
宇宙萬物會不復存在嗎 the whole universe ceases to exist?
你說的真簡單 You make it sound so simple.
你相信嗎 And you believe it?
我們註定為此重任 We are ordained for this task.
我覺得太難以置信了 It's just incredible to me,
你相信的這些很容易 that you can believe something
就可以被推翻 that can be so easily disproved.
我不這麼認為 Oh, I don't think so.
等著瞧吧 We'll see.
-我會集合一千 -不要 - I will gather a thousand... - No.
停下 Stop!
帶來了生存限制 ..Having been brought to the limit of his endurance...
然而惡魔之力不可能獲勝 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail...
我們的平靜 ..Our calmness of...
好了 There.
故事停止了 The story stopped.
不再有故事了 No more story.
但我們還在這 But we're still here.
火焰仍舊在燃燒 The fire's still burning.
天空仍舊在下雪 風仍舊在吹 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing.
一切仍舊如此 Nothing has changed.
來吧 高興起來吧 博士 Come on, cheer up, doc.
我把你從這荒謬的胡話中解救了出來 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense.
現在你們可以用你們的力量做其他事了 Now you can do other things with your powers.
你們可以 You can erm...
我不知道 你們可以去購物 I dunno, you can go shopping.
玩得開心點 Have fun.
你們可以學一門外語 或者去遠航 You can learn a foreign language or... or go on a cruise.
天哪 God!
真該死 Damn it!
這是個信號 是個信息 A sign, a message.
那隻鳥是個信使 That bird was a messenger...
來自一個未知的遠方 From some distant place that we know nothing of.
我明白了 Oh, I see it all now,
如此清楚 So clear.
和我們是否在這裡講述故事無關 This has nothing to do with us here.
世界上的其他地方 在此時 Somewhere in this world, right now,
有其他人正在講述故事 someone else is telling a story.
不同的故事 傳說或是浪漫史 A different story. A saga or romance
不可預知的死亡故事 那都無所謂 A tale of unforeseen death, it doesn't matter.
那維持著宇宙的運轉 It's sustaining the universe.
這就是我們仍在這裡的原因 That's why we're still here.
你不能阻止別人講故事 You can't stop stories being told.
那是個無力的假設 That's a weak hypothesis.
我不這麼認為 I don't think so.
你也許不是個愛打賭的人 是吧 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you?
什麼 What?
那就是我與惡魔間第一次打賭 And that was my first wager with the devil.
一開始 我們定下 You see, the very first of us to...
誰能先收12名信徒 就算贏 ..attract 12 disciples would win the bet.
這就是故事的經過 Here's the argument.
對虛假福佑的無知 恐懼和危險 The necessities of danger, of fear,
是傳教中必不可少的 of the fabled bliss of ignorance.
而我的卻是 Mine?
改善或點亮我們生活的 The power of the imagination to
無盡想象力 transform and illuminate our lives.
那是個艱難的比賽 但我贏了 It was a hard fight but I won.
我的獎品 My prize?
是我一直最想得到的 永生 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life.
永生的折磨 Everlasting torment.
他耍了我 他讓我贏了 He tricked me. He let me win.
他知道時代會前進 He knew that times would change.
終有一天 沒有人會想聽我講故事 And that one day, no-one would want my stories.
那就是我自大的代價 This was the price of my arrogance.
被遺忘 迷失 孤獨 Forgotten, lost, alone.
絕望 Desperate.
我們停了 We've stopped.
繼續講 Go on with your story.
不 下次吧 No, another time.
出事了 你最好去看看 Something's happened. You'd better go and see.
你怎麼老這樣 總是 Why do you always do this? You always
講到一半就停下 stop in the middle of your stories.
瓦倫蒂娜 過來 瓦倫蒂娜 過來 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here.
我看到有人在水面上跳舞 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water.
我發誓 我發誓 I swear. I swear.
當閃電照亮的時候 那裡有個影子 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow...
從那些橋梁的地方照下來 ..thrown from those pillars over there.
你看到了嗎 看到那個舞者了嗎 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer?
他在水上跳舞 Yeah, he's river dancing.
-他在水上跳舞 -看到了嗎 - Yeah, he's river dancing. - See that?
那是有人被吊在那裡 That's someone hanging!
他肯定在橋下 He must be under this bridge.
上吊嗎 Hanging?
去拿繩子 Get a rope.
如果他被吊著脖子 他肯定已經有繩子了 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope.
-去拿繩子 -好的 - Get a rope! - Ok.
慢點 慢點 慢點 慢點 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly!
波西 波西 天哪 Percy, Percy! Christ!
好了 好了 All right, all right.
好的 低一點 低一點 好的 Ok, lower, lower, lower. All right.
停下 停下 Stop, stop!
天哪 好了 好的 Jesus. All right. Ok.
好的 好的 Ok. Ok.
好的 Ok.
不 我夠不到 我夠不到他 No, I can't... I can't reach him.
堅持住 我把你蕩過去 Hold on, I'll swing you.
我把你蕩過去 I'm gonna swing you in.
好的 再來一次 All right, try again.
再來 高點 Again, up.
太好了 Yes.
抓到他了 I've got him.
我的天哪 我在做什麼 天哪 Oh, my god, what am I doing? Oh, my god!
先生 您還好嗎 Sir, are you all right?
我抓住你了 Ok, I've got you here.
過來 Get in there.
用你的手抱住我 抱住我 天哪 Ok, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Jeez!
好的 Ok.
好的 All right.
加油啊 抓住我 哥們 Come on. Stay with me, mate.
你成功了 太棒了 You've done it. Brilliant!
-好的 把他拉上來 -把我拉上來 - Ok, pull him up. - Pull me up!
老天哪 Jesus Christ!
-你還好嗎 -天哪 - Are you ok? - Oh, god!
你們為什麼要從河裡往外釣死人啊 Why are you fishing dead people out of the river?
別管他了 看在上帝的份上 Leave him be, for the love of god!
他死了 He's dead!
趁警官還沒來 我們趕緊走 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up.
安東 幫幫我 Anton, help me.
-幫幫她 -好的 我抓住他了 - Help her. - All right, I've got him.
小心頭 Watch your head.
把他拖過來 Pull him this way.
不不不 瓦倫 那不管用 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work.
讓我來 小心 I'll do. Watch out.
反正我們也不知道他是怎麼回事 We don't know where he's been anyway.
準備好了嗎 Ready? All clear?
-他活了 -他復活了 - He's alive! - Well, he was.
這究竟是什麼玩意 What the hell is that on earth?
把他放到後備箱裡 Put him in the trunk.
老大說把他留在這 The boss said leave him.
他以為他死了 來吧 He thought he was dead. Come on.
我不喜歡這樣做 I don't like it.
這不關我們的事 It's none of our business.
你什麼意思 What are you suggesting,
要把他留在路邊嗎 we leave him on the side of the road?
快點 走吧 Definitely. Let's go.
快點 Come on.
喂 你 Hey, you!
我猜這周每天都有人救你一次 I suppose somebody saves your life everyday of the week.
什麼 What?
說句謝謝是不是很難 Is it too much bother with a thank you?
你是誰 Who are you?
波西維·聖·安東尼·德拉·都蘭 Percival St. Antoine Della Touraine
及 桑瑟普閣·達·皮埃蒙特 三世 Et Sansepolcro da Piemonte, the third.
如果記起來太困難的話 可以叫我波西 If that seems too difficult, you may call me Percy.
我們在哪兒 Where are we?
從地理角度講 在北半球 Geographically speaking, in the northern hemisphere.
從社會角度講 在社會邊緣 Socially, on the margins and,
從敘事角度講 在路上 narratively, with some way to go.
你叫什麼 And your name is...
-我忘了 -說的輕巧 - I can't remember. - That's pretty handy.
-有信用卡嗎 -你要搶劫我嗎 - Any credit cards? - Are you trying to rob me?
-你要幹什麼 -信用卡上有名字 - What are you doing? - ...With your name on them.
-我的錢包在哪 我的電話 -別看我們 - Where's my wallet, where's my phone...? - Don't look at us.
-你是誰 -他忘了 - Who are you? - He doesn't remember.
聽著 不管你們是誰 Listen... whoever you people are...
不管你們去哪 Wherever you up to.
我有點精神衰弱 你們明白嗎 I'm cool over point, you know about it?
我現在得走了 好嗎 I need to go now, alright?
可能是找你的 Might be for you.
終於找到你了 There you are!
太遺憾了 我會說俄語 Pity... I speak Russian.
你好 你還好嗎 Hello. Are you alright?
很好 Yeah.
我還能走到那裡去 Yes, still free to go there.
看看這 多麼美妙的地方啊 Look at here, a place to gather some for a little bit.
抱歉 不好意思 哥們 謝謝 Sorry, mate. Excuse me, mate. Thank you for that.
-但你不能待在這 -為什麼 - But you can't stay here. - Why not?!
他不是我們的一員 看看他 He's not one of us. Look at him! Look at him!
沒有原因 拜託 Without reason... excuse me...
我們都不知道他做過什麼 we don't know what he's done.
-聽著 我什麼都沒乾 好吧 -好吧 - Listen, I haven't done anything, alright? - Alright.
我是個英國人 I'm Englishman.
我知道你們從哪兒來 I understand where you're coming from.
我也知道我從哪兒來 I understand where I'm coming from.
但我不知道自己的名字 And I don't know my name.
不知道要去哪 不知道 I don't no where I go, I don't know...
我不知道你是誰 她是誰 I don't know who you are or who she is,
當然也不知道那是什麼東西 and I certainly don't know what that is.
你能明白嗎 You know?
我最後的記憶就是腦袋被狠敲了一下 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head,
然後在這個 後面那個箱子裡醒過來 waking up in that box, in the back of this...
不管這是個什麼東西 whatever the hell this thing is.
我完全 完全 And I just... I just...
我的頭啊 Oh, my head!
這到底是怎麼回事 What the hell's going on here?
我叫你們別管他的 他死了 I told you to leave him. He was dead.
但他沒死 我們帶上了他 Well, he isn't and we didn't.
先生 我們發現他被吊在橋下面 We found him hanging under the bridge, sir.
-吊著 -是的 - Hanging? - Yeah.
脖子被吊著 我們發現他快死了 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense.
在他的口袋裡發現了這兩個東西 We found these in his pockets. Two of these.
被吊著的人 The hanged man.
小烈酒 一邊去 Scrumpy, get out of my way.
別 No.
跡象再明顯不過了 Signs are all clear.
還有這些記號 And those marks!
-我認得它們 -什麼記號 - I recognise them. - What marks?
是尼克先生派你來的 對不對 You've been sent by Mr. Nick, haven't you?
-尼克先生 -我就知道 你知道他的名字 - Mr. Nick? - I knew it. You know his name.
我不知道 No.
他給我提一個建議 是不是 He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he?
或是另一局賭博 A new wager, perhaps,
又或是遊戲的另一個轉折點 or another twist in the game?
他就是停不下來 對吧 He can't help himself, can he?
感謝上帝 感謝上帝幫我 Thank god! Thank god for that!
爸爸說你應該工作 Dad says you should work.
這樣可以讓你集中精力 Help focus your mind.
我也不知道 說不定可以讓你恢復記憶 I don't know, it might bring your memory back.
好了 試試這個東西 Ah, here we are. Try this.
謝謝 Thanks.
你可以在前面幫忙 You can help out front.
賣票或者隨便其他什麼的 Sell tickets or something like that.
你覺得怎麼樣 What do you think?
不錯 Hm?
好 的 Ok.
那麼 你沒有名字 So...no name
現在連臉都沒有了 And now no face?
真是越來越有神秘感了 The mystery thickens.
拿開你的髒手 Get your grubby hands...
好了 沒必要這樣 All right. That's not necessary.
-瓦倫蒂娜 我們有麻煩了 -太奇怪了 - Valentina, we got a problem. - So strange.
我腦中完全是一片空白 Just a complete blank, you know.
我可以自己穿衣服 I can dress myself.
我說了 放開我 Let me go, I said!
放開我 Let me go!
醒醒 Ow. Hey, come on.
博士 Doctor.
天哪 他肯定很不舒服 Oh, god, he's gonna be sick.
你的記憶恢復一些了嗎 Is your memory less impaired?
現在是不是已經完全想起來了 Is it all coming back to you now?
什麼 What?
你真他媽的沒用 真是個禍害 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster.
你不能這樣 你醉了 You can't go on. You're drunk.
我沒醉 只是很生氣 小烈酒 I'm not drunk! I'm grumpy... Scrumpy.
女 女 女士們 先生們 L-l-ladies and gentlemen,
來看看這千載難逢的畫面吧 Raise your sights for one night only.
邂逅 Encounter...
波西 喬治去哪兒了 Percy, where's George gone?
每一個 莊嚴 美麗 和奇跡 ..The majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each...
安東 喬治去哪兒了 Anton, where's George?
喬治是 是誰 Who... who's George?
我覺得我們應該給他起個名字 I thought we should give him a name.
真是個可愛的名字 All right, that's cute.
應該是聖·喬治 Saint George, in fact.
準確說來 你好啊 親愛的 To be precise. Well, hello there, darling.
真是條可愛的圍巾 Oh, that's a lovely scarf.
跟你美麗的眼睛很相配 It matches those lovely eyes of yours.
其實我是來這兒表演的 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show.
想不想看一場魔幻秀 Want to see a magic show?
真是感謝上帝 一個顧客都沒有 Thank god for that. Not a single customer.
-我去收拾東西 -結束吧 - I'm closing up. - Let's do that.
他還從沒表演過呢 He's never not done a show before.
-好了 -不 不 不 - All right. - N-n-n-no.
不是吧 你在幹什麼 No, what are you doing?
我在工作 夥計 快 現在該你們了 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours.
幹活了 開始雜耍 Do yours. Go juggle.
你幹你的 看起來不錯 You're doing your thing, you look beautiful.
好了 女士們以及 Ok. Ladies and...
女士們 well, ladies.
我很榮幸為你們介紹這位 I am very proud to present to you the one,
獨一無二的 無與倫比的 the only, the extraordinary...
帕那索斯博士 Doctor Parnassus.
我是個又矮又胖的小茶壺 I'm a little teapot short and stout
這是我的手柄 這是我的嘴 Here's my handle and here's my spout...
爸爸 Dad?
這人喝醉了 This man is drunk!
-爛醉呀 -真是太丟臉了 - Dead drunk! - Oh, that's disgraceful!
-他沒醉 -不 他沒醉 只是 - He's not drunk. - No, he's not. He's...
-感冒了 -感冒了 知道嗎 - Got a bad cold. - Got a bad cold. And you know what?
儘管這樣 他還是在工作 為了觀眾們 Despite that, he still went on, for his audience, for you...
這可是拿健康在冒險啊 at considerable risk for his health.
我覺得這應該值得你們為他 And I think that is worthy of a round
鼓掌吧 女士們 先生們 of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
-真是個好人 -我們要你還錢 - What a man. - We want our money back.
一分不差的還會來 Every penny.
你們真是 Well, you...
好吧 我可以把錢還給你們 All right, listen. You can have your money back.
我明白的 但是 聽著 I understand, but l... listen.
告訴你們實話吧 這位博士的女兒 To tell you the truth, the doctor's daughter...
我知道她看起來很漂亮 但她其實 I know she looks pretty but she ain't...
她病得很嚴重 看到了嗎 She's pretty sick, see?
她得去做個手術 She needs surgery.
所以我們才盡可能的四處籌錢 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get.
否則她就要 Otherwise she's gonna...
所以我們才這麼做 都是為了給她籌錢 That's what all this is about. To try and get money for her.
你們能明白嗎 我的意思是 Do you understand? I mean...
這樣行不行 How about this?
如果你們以半價再買一張票 We'll give you a free ticket. No, two free tickets
就能得到一張免費的票 不 兩張 if you buy another one at half price.
這個特價只有今天有效 Er...this offer's only available today.
好吧 來吧 All right, go on.
-怎麼了 -沒什麼 - What? - Oh, nothing.
這個特價只有今天有效 This offer is only available today.
-全是他賣的嗎 -沒錯 - He took all that? - Yeah.
你見過這麼多錢嗎 Have you ever seen so much?
這些錢都是靠說瞎話賺來的 That is what lying through your teeth can get you.
別這樣 安東 Come on, Anton.
他怎麼知道 How was he to know that
我們明天就會離開呢 we're not gonna be here tomorrow?
說不定我的生日不會那麼慘淡 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad.
是啊 不會的 真的 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually.
有喬治在這兒 Maybe with George here,
說不定你能離開這個鬼地方 maybe you could get out of this dump.
去尋找你的理想家園吧 Go find your ideal home.
安東 Anton.
喬治 不能這樣馴馬 夥計 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate.
怎麼回 What's the...
我真該死 I should be dead.
你知道你不該喝酒的 You know, you shouldn't drink.
你根本就喝不了酒 It just flat out doesn't agree with you.
你說的太對了 You are so right.
是你 You?
他媽的 Oh, shit.
好吧 這次你又想從我這裡得到什麼 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time?
我會不惜一切代價 I'll do anything.
我知道你會的 I know you will.
順便說一句 你派來的人失憶了 By the way, your man lost his memory.
沒用的廢物 Bloody useless.
-他才不是我的人 -你說什麼 - He's not my man. - What?
他只是個叫托尼·謝菲爾德的小混蛋 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd.
我打掃一下 Just tidying up.
他經營一個很大的慈善機構 He runs a big charity.
我可不相信他 I don't trust him.
但你也不相信我 是吧 But you don't trust me either, do you?
就直接說你想要什麼吧 Oh, just tell me what you want.
我只是想到 昨晚你那麼鬱悶 I just thought that last night when you were so upset
所以或許我應該給你一線小小的希望 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope.
或許你應該再跟我賭一把 Maybe you could use a little bet.
什麼 What?
都結束了 都結束了 結束 It's over, it's over. Finito.
別這樣嘛 遊戲永遠不會結束的 Oh, come on, it's never over.
來吧 你還能輸掉什麼呢 Come on, what have you got to lose?
你有可能贏我 Look, you could end up winning.
你可以救她 You could save her.
你覺得怎麼樣 看誰先引誘到5個靈魂 What do you say? First to five souls?
-誰先引誘到5個 -是的 - First to five? - Yeah.
你不會玩貓膩嗎 No tricks?
-不會 -你不會作弊嗎 - No. - No, no cheating?
不會作弊 No cheating.
那我同意 就這麼說定了 I'd say yes. Deal.
天哪 我最愛打賭了 God, I love a betting man.
好 期限為她生日之前 Ok, by her birthday, then.
混蛋 那隻剩兩天了 That's in two days, you bastard.
你知不知道我們的生意很差 Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing?
情況會好轉的 我向你保證 Things are gonna pick up. Sure as eggs is eggs.
-是嗎 -好了 - Yeah. - Ok.
最先引誘到5個靈魂的人就贏 First one to five souls wins.
我真想殺了你 婊子養的 I'll kill you, you son of a bitch.
我倒真想看看 Now that I'd like to see.
等等 Wait!
該死的手機 Damn phone.
-早上好 瓦倫 -你好 喬治 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George.
小烈酒 Scrumpy?
我的天哪 Good lord.
吃的 吃的 我們有吃的了 Food, food. We got food.
我們買了麵包 奶酪 還有蔬菜 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables.
還有這個 東西 是什麼已經不重要了 And we got...this thing. Whatever this thing is.
我們今天能吃到這些東西 都是拜你所賜哦 It's all your fault we're eating so well today.
知道怎麼褪毛吧 Know how to pluck?
那是 那是伯蒂嗎 Is that... is that...Bertie?
喬治覺得用鴿子比較好點 George thought doves would be better.
-給它褪毛 -褪毛 - Pluck it. - Pluck it?
-是的 -怎麼弄 - Yeah. - How?
這樣 Here.
那可是我最得意的戲法 That was my best trick.
兩天引誘到5個靈魂 Five souls in two days, huh?
安靜點 我正在思考 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think.
他來到我們身邊肯定有原因 我知道的 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it.
-卡片是不會說謊的 -真的嗎 - Cards don't lie. - No?
不好意思 聖·喬治先生 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George.
我真是非常擔心你 Oh, I worry about you.
因為我不知道你是誰 Not knowing who you are.
你肯定覺得很難過吧 不是嗎 It must be extremement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas?
確實 有時候我覺得很迷惑 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times.
-也許我可以幫你 -真的嗎 - I may be able to help you. - Really?
是的 看到這個新奇玩意了吧 Yes. You see this contraption here?
波西 開始儀式吧 Do the honours, Percy.
如果你不介意把這東西戴在腦袋上 Yes. Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head.
-就這樣 看到這些電線了吧 -是的 - That's it. Now, you see these wires? - Yes.
抓住它們 就這樣 Just hold on to that. That's right.
-好的 -現在準備好了 - All right. - That's right, now.
現在放鬆 什麼都不要想 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing.
那不會很難 因為 That's not gonna be hard considering...
-閉上 -你說什麼 - Shut it! - I beg your pardon?
閉上你的嘴 不要呼吸 Your mouth. Don't breathe.
-屏住呼吸 -你說真的嗎 - Hold your breath. - Seriously?
為了讓能量流動 讓它或盈或缺 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane.
想想大地 海洋 Think of the earth, the ocean...
真是太好了 非常好 非常好 That's very good. Very good, very good.
很好 告訴我一個名字 Yes. I need a name.
我要找一個名字 I need a name. Huh?
好 我找到了 Yes, I have a name.
謝菲爾德 Shepherd.
安東尼·謝菲爾德 Anthony Shepherd.
他們都叫你托尼 They call you Tony.
累死我了 That was exhausting.
我發現 你曾經做的是好工作 You used to do good works, I understand.
大概慈善之類的事情 Erm... something about a charity,
我猜想 I think.
是的 Yes. Erm...
托尼·謝菲爾德 Tony Shepherd...
聽起來確實很耳熟 It rings a bell for sure.
這個東西 Wow. This...
這 這東西 它真的有效 This...this... it really works.
你真的是 You erm...
你在"發功"的時候 Is there anything else you discovered
發現什麼其他了的嗎 when you were doing your "ums"...?
其實 我是說 Well, I mean...
你得明白 這是種非常古老的能力 You must understand this is an ancient technique.
-沒錯 -我的能力都快退化了 - Right. - I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid.
沒有 沒有發現任何其他東西 No. There was absolutely nothing else.
沒有嗎 No.
真有意思 Well, it's fascinating stuff.
真的 我不得不這麼說 It really is, I must say.
能把它摘下來了嗎 I mean, can I take this off now?
-當然 -可以了吧 - Yes. - Is that all right?
非常感謝 I mean, thank you very much.
不客氣 No, no. Not at all. Not at all.
上帝保佑你 我有名字了 Bless you. I have a name.
慈善事業嗎 Charity work?
太棒了 Cool.
那他把脖子 So what was he doing dangling
吊在橋上幹什麼 by his neck under the bridge?
波西 Percy!
很無禮嗎 我說錯話了嗎 Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it?
不是 太奇怪了 No, it's erm...so strange.
你知道嗎 這很可怕 It's horrible, you know?
我只是 所有的事都是一片空白 I just... everything is just a complete blank.
可按照那位大師的說法 我 You know? But as the good doctor said, I...
我和慈善有點關係 I was involved in some sort of charity.
我會記住這句話的 I do remember that.
給你 都拔光了 There you go. Plucked.
我是說我太傻了 你知道嗎 I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know,
我還以為我能 to think that I could have...
改變世界 You know, changed the world.
能有所作為 That I could have made a difference.
能給人們帶來希望 You know, given people hope, eh?
我真是個自大的笨蛋 我應該 I mean, what an arrogant idiot. I must have...
你拿的什麼 我能看看嗎 Hey! what's that? May I have a look at that?
-你拿的什麼 -貝多芬的歡樂頌 - What is that you've got? - It's Beethoven, ode to joy.
不是問曲子 是這笛子 No, not the song, mate. The pipe.
這東西應該是我的 I think it belongs to me.
-真的嗎 你覺得 -是的 - Really? You think...? - Yeah.
你怎麼 怎麼知道的 How do you...how do you know that?
你記起來你是音樂家了嗎 You remembered you're a musician.
是啊 值得紀念的一天 Yeah, it's a day of remembering.
能把它還給我嗎 Can I please have it back?
你肯定這東西是你的嗎 You're sure this is yours?
-肯定是我的 -憑什麼這麼說 - Positive, mate. - How can you be sure?
我就是知道 I just know these things.
能還給我嗎 Can I have it back, please?
好吧 那就給你吧 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go.
-我不知道它哪去了 -很有意思 對吧 - I don't know where it's gone. - It's very funny, isn't it?
能把笛子還給我嗎 它對我很重要 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me.
-我明白 -它有特殊的意義 - Yeah, I understand. - It's a special pipe.
我不知道 對不起 I don't quite know... ok, sorry.
找到了 對不起 Got it, got it. Sorry.
給你 拿著 There you go. Take it.
-對不起 -謝謝 - Sorry, sorry. - Thanks.
聽著 老兄 這並不好笑 Listen, this isn't funny, mate.
這支笛子對我很重要 That pipe means a lot to me.
-明白嗎 -挺有意思的 - All right? - It's a little bit funny.
-不 不好笑 把笛子還我 -好吧 - No, it's not. Get my pipe back. - All right.
我找找看 Let me just look around.
怎麼會在茶壺裡呢 What is it doing in a teapot?
我也想知道 That's what I want to know.
-它在茶壺裡幹什麼 -我不知道 - What is it doing in a teapot? - I don't know.
-非常感謝 -沒事 - Now, thank you very much. - Ok.
-好吧 我只是開個玩笑 -沒事 - All right. I'm just mucking about. - All right.
好啊 現在去給我撿回來 Right! Now you go fetch that thing.
-我沒開玩笑 快去撿回來 -好吧 - No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. - Ok.
-我會去撿的 -現在就去 - I'm gonna get it. - Right now.
好吧 冷靜 冷靜 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out.
在這 There.
安東 夠了 Anton. Enough.
對不起 我只是開玩笑 套套近乎 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond.
謝謝你 親愛的 Thanks, darling.
只是想套套近乎 Just trying to bond.
好吧 Ok.
-這很有意思 -是啊 有意思 - That was fun! - Yeah. Funny, funny.
把它抬到後面去 We'll take this one to the back.
我很擔心安東 他怎麼了 I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him?
他愛上了瓦倫蒂娜 He's in love with Valentina.
他戀愛了 誰允許的 In love? Who gave him permission?
-已經發生了 -這個小毒蛇 - It happens. - The little snake.
我把他從街上撿回來 Take him from the streets and that's
他就這麼報答我 我要拔了他的皮 the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive.
你要這麼做的話 別忘了另一個 While you're at it, there's the other one.
-還有一個 -一條響尾蛇 - The other one? - The rattlesnake.
-應該是眼鏡蛇 -是托尼嗎 - The forgetful cobra. - Oh, Tony?
-托尼和他不一樣 -是嗎 - Tony's another kettle of fish. - Is he?
沒錯 他有雄心 有活力 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic.
他是命運選定的人 A man of destiny.
而且他能幫我們贏 是吧 And he'll help us win.
我覺得很有可能 I think he just might.
小烈酒喜歡他 Scrumpy sees some good in him.
她最好離安東遠點 She's better off with Anton.
也許我應該把她交給 Perhaps I should offer her hand
能幫助我們誘惑五個靈魂的人 to whoever helps us win the next five souls.
這個主意真是太爛了 That's an even worse idea than all
比你今天別的主意還爛 the other bad ones you've had today.
你說的沒錯 你說的沒錯 You're not wrong, you're not wrong.
他們都配不上她 Neither of them is worthy of her.
你從不出錯 對吧 You're never wrong, are you?
波西 要是沒有你我該怎麼辦 Percy. What would I do without you?
-再找個侏儒 -什麼 - Get a midget. - What?
就是比我高一點的矮子 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am.
短腿短腳大腦袋 跑起來很滑稽 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny.
是啊 我知道 Yes, I know, I know.
帕那索斯博士猶如宇宙般久遠 Doctor Parnassus... as old as the universe itself.
-精通 -晚上好 煙鬼們 - Versed in... - Ah, evening, smokers.
你好 今晚有安排嗎 心情如何 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight? Is it good?
還好吧 喝酒了嗎 Is it all right? Had a few pints?
-讓意識 -他沒事吧 - Let the mind... - Is he ok?
讓帕那索斯博士的意識 ..of the great Dr Parnassus...
你幹嘛這樣聞來聞去的 What are you doing, sniffing about like that?
今晚我們要集中精神 We must concentrate tonight.
一切都靠它了 Everything depends on it.
讓博士偉大的意識 Let the great mind...of this doctor...
把你送到 ..transport you..
你夢想的世界裡 ..to the world of your imagination.
親愛的 我知道你的命運很特殊 You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny.
不能再耽誤了 你這個娘娘腔 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce.
不能再耽誤了 Procrastinate no longer.
不是 一定是歌手 我打賭你擁有 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice...
-你好 -天使般的嗓音 - Hi there! -..of an angel.
不是嗎 來吧 相信我 Don't you, now? Now, come on, trust me,
你會愛上這次經歷的 You're gonna love this experience.
你幹嘛 Hey, what are you doing?
帶你去夢想中世界 Taking you to the heart of your imagination.
天哪 不行 Oh, my god. No way.
相信我 年輕的女士 Trust me, young lady.
你絕不會後悔的 You will not regret this.
-去吧 薩爾 -是啊 去吧 薩爾 - Go for it, Sal. - Yeah, go for it, Sal.
-除非她也去 -你說什麼啊 - Only if she comes too. - Now you're talking.
不好意思 我不能同時帶兩個人進去 Sorry，I can't do two at the same time.
你瘋了嗎 小子 快去吧 Are you crazy, kid? Go for it.
-我不會自己去的 -要去就一起去 - Well, I'm not going on my own. - We'll do it together.
-一起去 好主意 -你瘋了嗎 - Together. Good idea. - Are you crazy?
同時進行兩個幻想冒險嗎 Two imaginations in there at the same time?
不行 不行 女士們 Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies.
一次一位比較好 你瞧 One at a time's fine, you see.
你們兩個一起的話 強勢的想象 When there are two, the stronger
就會征服弱勢的想象 imagination will overcome the weaker.
那時候不知道會發生什麼 And you have no idea what might happen.
-那真是太蠢了 -一個人很安全 跟我來 - That's really stupid. - One alone is safe. Follow me.
-旅途愉快 -放開我 - Enjoy yourselves. - Let go!
-等一下 安東 -別害怕 - Wait, Anton. Anton! - Have no fear.
放我下來 Put me down!
她不想一個人玩 She doesn't want to do it on her own.
你朋友即將經歷生活的轉變 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience.
-放我下來 -蠢貨 - Put me down! - Pillock.
-不行 -你要幹什麼 - No! - What are you doing?
我們有客人了 We've got a customer.
我們走吧 Oh, here we go!
爸爸 父親 Dad. Father.
薩爾 Sal!
薩爾 放開我 薩爾 Sal! Get off me! Sal!
戴夫 戴夫 Dave! Dave!
-別打使者 -薩爾在裡面 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Sal's in there!
回來 快回來 Get back! Get back!
等等 等等 Wait. Wait!
托尼 Tony!
你給我回來 Come here, you!
下來 Get off!
回來 Come back!
你好 Hi there.
該死 Shit.
你腦子裡在想什麼啊 What were you thinking?
看看你都乾了些什麼 Look what you've done.
上帝啊 Jesus.
-滾遠點 -我想幫忙 - Leave us alone. - I'm trying to help.
滾出去 Get out of here.
-快滾 -先誘惑五個 - Leave! - First to five.
先誘惑五個 First to five.
只需要首先誘惑五個靈魂 Just wonder first to five.
好了 Ssh. It's ok.
說你呢 我們得繼續趕路 You. We've gotta keep moving.
我知道 對不起 I know. I'm sorry.
-從我的視線裡消失 -好的 好的 - Get out of my sight! - All right. All right
-天哪 -你在幹什麼 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doing?
-我在幫忙 -你這是在搗亂 - I'm helping. - You made a mess.
-什麼 我 -滾開這 快點 - What? I'm... - Get out of here. Come on.
-波西 -你一點忙也幫不上 快起來 - Percy, Percy... - You're not helping. Get up.
-好吧 好吧 我這就走 -快滾 - All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. - Go away.
幹嘛不讓保險公司來修呢 Why don't you just claim it all on insurance?
-走開 -好吧 我只是問問而已 - Bugger off! - All right. I was just asking.
上帝啊 Oh, god.
真是一群有趣的人 是吧 That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it?
老兄 讓我一個人靜靜 Just leave me alone, mate.
老兄 瓦倫有點擔心你 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate.
她想讓我和你談談 And she wanted me to have a little chat
今天發生的事 with you about what happened today,
關於鏡子後面的那位年輕女士 with the young lady behind the mirror.
老兄 你想說什麼 Erm... what are you suggesting, mate?
安東 你應該告訴我 Anton, you can tell me, mate.
我們都聽見了她在尖叫 We all heard her screaming.
我也在尖叫 I was screaming as well.
-太可怕了 -什麼太可怕了 - It was terrifying. - It was terrifying?
-我不明白 -你不會明白的 - I don't understand. - Well, you wouldn't, would you?
你從沒進入過博士的意識 對吧 You haven't been inside the doctor's mind, have you?
-沒錯 我沒有 -我的朋友 - No, I haven't. - No. Yeah, you, you, my friend,
你也許以為這就是個戲法 You probably think it's a scam.
不是嗎 Well, ain't it?
不是 Oh, no.
不 不是 No, it's not.
我不會 我不會 I wouldn't, I wouldn't...
我不會奢望你能理解我 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
你永遠不會懂的 Not in a million years.
沒錯 如果帕那索斯博士能控制人的思想 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds,
那他為什麼不統治世界呢 then why isn't he ruling the world, then?
為什麼還要為這個雜耍表演費心 Why bother with this little... sideshow act?
這不是雜耍 他不想統治世界 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world.
他希望世界能自己統治自己 He wants the world to rule itself.
是嗎 Yeah.
鏡子呢 那面鏡子是怎麼回事 And what about the mirror? What's that about?
-是騙人的嗎 -不是 老兄 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - No, mate.
托尼 你不會明白的 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man.
這個 It is...
這個沒辦法說清楚 就像謎一樣 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery.
是嗎 Yeah.
它可以是一切 是你 是我 是我們 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us.
他在鏡子後面支配著一切 He holds the universe behind that mirror.
那"首先到五個"你知道是什麼意思嗎 Does "first to five" mean anything to you?
我還以為你是個聰明人 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
都結束了 不見了 It's all over. It's lost.
-結束了 全完了 -別這麼說 - Finished. Over. - Ssh. Don't say that.
不會結束的 It's never over.
記得嗎 你是永生的 You're supposed to be immortal, remember?
老實說 會沒事的 爸爸 Honestly, it's gonna be ok, dad.
你怎麼知道的 How can you understand?
你只是個孩子 You're a child.
還從沒真正戀愛過 You've never loved.
沒像我一樣愛過 Not like I have.
在我抬頭看到她的那一瞬間 From the moment I looked up...
我就徹底被她迷住了 ..and saw her, I was captivated.
成了她一輩子的俘虜 A prisoner for life.
我已經有一千歲了 I was a thousand years old.
有什麼資格追求她呢 How could I woo her?
怎麼可能得到她呢 How could I ever make her mine?
波西 你這個惡魔 放開我 Percy, you devil! Let go.
你不會明白的 You don't understand.
-別傻了 -放開 - Don't be a fool. - Let go.
-你不會死的 你是永生的 -放開我 - You can't die. You're immortal. - Let go!
你這樣會結束永生的保護 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward.
我也不能再照顧你了 And I'll end up looking after you...
-放開 混蛋 -永遠不能了 - Just let go, you little shit. -..Forever!
不 No!
在這樣的時刻 惡魔絕不會太遠 And at times like these, the devil was never far away.
帕尼 臉色怎麼這麼難看 Why look so glum, Parny?
應該積極一點 Accentuate the positive.
他答應讓我再和正常人一樣 He granted me mortality again...
重新年輕 有新的力量 And youth and new powers.
更偉大的力量 Greater powers.
我得到了她 And I won her.
我很愛她 I was so in love.
深愛著她 So in love.
但代價是什麼呢 But at what price?
是什麼呢 What price?
博士 你好嗎 What's up, doc?
但是代價是什麼 But at what price?
代價是什麼 But at what price?
把壞蘋果扔掉 Pick up those rotten apples.
波西 把壞蘋果扔掉 Percy, pick up those rotten apples.
對不起 Sorry.
還好只是輕傷 Thank god it's only cuts and bruises.
-是啊 -我以為再也見不到你了呢 - Yeah. - I thought we'd lost you.
親愛的 Oh, sweetheart.
你可真可愛 What a sweet thing to say.
看看你 Oh, look at you.
我真不該問你爸爸那些事 I've been meaning to ask you about your father.
你也知道他似乎狀態不太好 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know.
是錢的問題嗎 Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money?
不知道 I don't know.
如果真是 我可以幫你逃離這裡 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area.
-真不知道 -或許是表演 - I don't know. - Or is it the show, perhaps?
我不再關心表演這事兒了 I don't care about the show any more.
那麼警察呢 或許是 Or what about the police? Maybe...
叫警察來吧 這樣的生活我受夠了 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
你這個小壞蛋 Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh?
聽好 你不能說這樣的話 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way.
明白嗎 你的一舉一動都不能馬虎 All right? It's very important what you're doing.
這關乎家庭 知道嗎 It's family stuff. You know?
或許是因為你厭倦了一成不變 Maybe it's just things ought to be
希望周圍能有所改變 done a little different around here.
那你有什麼建設性意見呢 What different sort of way do you suggest?
早上好 昨晚睡得好嗎 Morning. How was your sleep last night?
你腦袋有包吧 You had a nasty bump on your head.
什麼改變 你什麼意思 Different? What do you mean?
先生 我正在考慮 你知道 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know,
很明顯人們 it's quite obvious that people...
大多數人對你的表演不感興趣 You know, not many people are attracted to the show.
多謝提醒 Oh, thank you so much.
恕我直言 但是對於這個問題 Well, forgive me, but I have a
我有一些解決辦法 couple of solutions to your problem.
我正在考慮改變表演的方式 One, I was thinking of changing the style of the show.
或許應該面向不同的觀眾 Two, I would change the audience, perhaps.
-不同的觀眾 -對 - Change? - Yeah.
不過照我看兩者都要改變 只是我的拙見 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me.
-而且我還會 -改變表演 - And I'd... - Change the show?
你他媽認為你是誰啊 Who the friggin' hell do you think you are?
老兄 改變並沒有什麼不好 Don't be so afraid of change, mate.
問題在於這個表演以及舞台 實在太 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not...
我不知道該怎麼形容 就是 不太 I don't know what the word is. It's... but you know, it's not...
時髦 Modern?
對 不夠時髦 Modern. Yes.
人們想看時髦的表演 他們想要 You see, people want modern. They want,
這種 像這種 you know, like... like this.
這才是現代的 才是人們想要的 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want.
我了解這個世界 相信我好嗎 I know this world. Trust me. All right?
有了你還有你對大腦控制的能力 Now, with you and your mind control thing imajigamy,
我們得迎合一下觀眾 We need to meet the public halfway.
明白了吧 改變觀眾 改變地點 You know? The right public in the right part of town.
-那麼條子怎麼辦呢 -什麼 - What about the filth? - What?
-條子 - 他的意思是警察 - The filth. - He means the police.
條子的情況也會好轉的 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too.
-會有那麼一天嗎 -聽著 - That will be the day. - Yeah. Listen.
秘訣是 別藏著掖著 The secret is, you know, not to hide.
出位 出彩 Be bold. Be colourful.
或許 不用那麼的出彩 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps.
到人們意想不到的地方去 And go places people would never expect you to be at.
明白嗎 想想吧 You know? Think.
先生你救了我的命 Sir, you saved my life.
現在讓我也做些什麼禮尚往來吧 Now let me do something in return for you.
求你了 Please.
幫我拿一下好嗎 Would you hold on to that?
小烈酒 Scrumpy.
-你相信巧合嗎 -不相信 - You believe in coincidence? - No, there's no such thing.
你經常對我說這樣說嗎 Isn't that what you always told me?
-萬事皆有理由 -對 我也這樣想 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe.
塔羅牌呢 你相信它們嗎 And the cards. Do you believe in them?
爸爸你在幹嘛啊 What the hell are you on about, dad?
這是測試嗎 Is this some kind of test?
小烈酒 拜託 今天很重要 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day.
我們真的要相信託尼嗎 Do we gamble on Tony?
我需要你的意見和看法 I want your opinion. I need your advice.
難以置信 你要聽我的意見 I don't believe this. You want my opinion?
-對 -這是我收到過的最好的生日禮物 - Yeah. - This is the best birthday present ever.
相信他 我們賭一把吧 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it.
好 Yes!
我們開始吧 Let's do it!
爸爸 我愛你 I love you, dad.
讓惡魔等著慘敗吧 And the devil take the hindmost.
-真溫馨 -對 - Well, lovely. - Yeah.
羡煞旁人 How sweet.
那我們現在要幹什麼呢 So what do we do now?
我想想 Well, let's see.
首先 我們有多少錢呢 First off, how much money do we have to play with?
因為我們可能需要 所有的錢 Cos we're gonna need... all of it.
安東 Anton!
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
昨晚你搗的亂還不夠多嗎 Didn't you do enough damage last night?
安東 想逃的那個應該是我才對 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away.
求你別毀了我的生日 我們需要你 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you.
我需要你 I need you.
你有多少錢 How much money have you got?
歡樂頌 Ode to joy
親愛的 沒有看見標誌嗎 Look, my dear, did you not read our sign?
我們是來給錢的 而不是要錢的 We're here to give, not take, my darling.
但從你閃亮的雙眸中 But I can see from your beautiful eyes
我能看出您是一名慷慨的女士 that you are a very, very generous lady
我為您的慷慨鼓掌 And I applaud you for that.
抱歉 這到底是怎麼一回事 Excuse me, but how does this work?
-這需要多少錢 -錢 不 - What does it cost? - Cost? No.
奇幻秀不要錢 The lmaginarium does not cost a thing.
我們不是為錢而來的 We're not here for money.
-需要多久呢 -不一定 - How long does it take? - Well, that depends, my dear.
-我要遲到了 -有很重要的約會 要遲到了 - I'm running late. - Late, late, for a very important date.
我聽這個理由聽得 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times
耳朵都長繭了 I've heard that in my life.
我可以問您一個問題嗎 Listen, can I ask you a question?
您做夢嗎 Do you dream?
或者說 您的夢想值多少錢呢 Or should I say, can you put a price on your dreams?
或者 那些社會底層人的夢想值多少錢呢 Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh?
他們的夢想可以估價嗎 Is there a price for them?
或者 你們是否對自己無力改變的 Or are you all in despair at your inability
社會醜態而感到絕望呢 to change what is wrong in this world, huh?
我曾有一個夢想 You see, I had a dream.
但我離它越來越遠了 But I too walked away from it.
我無視了它 You know, I ignored it.
沒時間為之奮鬥 I had no time for it.
是不是和你的情況很相似 Does that sound familiar to you?
對吧 Yes?
親愛的 我知道 I know, my dear.
女士們先生們 But, you see, ladies and gentlemen,
但一個奇跡拯救了我 I was saved by a miracle.
是帕那索斯博士拯救了我 By Doctor Parnassus.
他讓我起死回生 He gave me my life back again.
他讓我得以重拾夢想 He gave me a reason to dream.
他給了我無盡的歡樂 He took me to the waterfall of happiness.
我重生了 And I was reborn.
女士們先生們 現在我可以告訴你們 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been...
我 涅?了 No, I am... purified.
-我先去 -不 我先 - I'll go first. - No, I'm going first!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
女士們 我們的預約已經滿了 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now.
退後 Back off!
我們接受預約 But we are taking reservations.
抱歉 我要預約 Make a booking. Excuse me.
冷靜 Calm down.
可以收養那個小孩嗎 Is that child up for adoption?
當然 Yes.
我想收養那個可憐的黑小孩 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child.
他不應該幹這種工作 It shouldn't be working like this.
他應該去上學 It should be in school.
-誰負責 -女士 您負責 - Who's in charge here? - You are, my lady.
別碰我 Don't you touch me.
別驚慌 一切正常 警官先生 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's ok, officers.
親愛的 今晚屬於你 My darling, tonight is your night.
-您想要涅磐嗎 -好吧 - Do you want to be purified? - Well, oh...
現在是您的專屬時間 請別擋道 This is your time. Please, out of the way.
但我們排隊了 為什麼她插隊 But we queued. How come she gets to be purified?
親愛的 冥冥之中她被選中了 She has been chosen, my dear.
過來 開始催眠 博士 Come away. Trance, Doctor.
但我分文沒付 But I haven't paid a thing.
如果你認為必要的話 You can make a donation on your way out
可以在出去時捐點 if you feel the need to.
有人這樣 大多數人都這樣 Some people do. Most people do.
他現在正在集中精神 And he is in his trance.
親愛的 相信我 你是最幸運的 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive.
祝你好運 Now, good luck.
太棒了 太好玩了 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun.
誘惑真是太大了 There are so many temptations.
可以瞄一眼嗎 Maybe just a peek?
托尼 不 等一下 No, wait, tony!
美不勝收 Oh, how gorgeous.
天哪 Golly.
太漂亮了 I say, gorgeous.
是我 It's me.
謝謝你 Thank you.
親愛的 你是誰 Who are you, dear?
我一直都知道你是如此英俊 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this.
我甚至都不知道你的名字 I don't even know your name.
我叫羅傑 It's Roger.
不 不是 No, it's not.
我叫巴裡 It's Barry.
-巴裡 -對 - Barry? - Yes.
太美妙了 How dashing.
沒錯 Quite.
我的天哪 Oh, goodness me.
聽我說 Just a minute now.
求你聽我說 No, no, just a minute now.
如果我沒弄錯的話 你一定想一個人進去 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you're meant to go alone.
親愛的 沒有你我自己去幹什麼呢 Why would I want to go there without you, my darling?
這是規定 Well, it's one of the rules.
一次一個奇幻秀 避免互相影響 One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another.
無聊 Boring.
寶貝 別殺了信使 Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
我不會的 I'm not going to shoot the messenger.
來吧 Oh, look, come!
另一個可能 Another possibility.
來吧來吧 Come. Come, come.
你得做一個選擇 You must make a choice.
-好 -說實話 - Hmm. - Actually, to be quite honest
我強烈推薦這個 I would strongly recommend this one.
小舟 The gondola.
看 魯道夫·瓦倫蒂諾 Look, Rudolph Valentino.
詹姆斯·迪恩 James Dean.
戴安娜王妃 Princess Diana
這些人 All these people...
都死了 ..They're all dead.
對 Yes.
但是他們得到了永生 But... immortal, nevertheless.
不會變老變胖 They won't get old, or fat.
不會生病或衰弱 They won't get sick or feeble.
他們無所畏懼 They are beyond fear
因為他們永遠年輕 because they are forever young.
他們是神 They are gods.
你可以變成他們中的一員 And you can join them.
你說話太好聽了 You are such a wonderful speaker.
我知道 I know.
上船吧 Get in the boat.
還有一點 Ah, one more thing.
看著我 Look at me.
這至關重要 This is very, very, very, very important.
你的涅磐必須純潔無暇 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure.
因此你得放棄 Therefore you will need to relinquish
你所有的財產 all your worldly possessions.
是這個嗎 Oh. You mean this?
對 還有這個 Yes. And this.
這個 Now this one.
拿到了 你自由了 Got it! You're free.
-你自由了 -謝謝 - You're free. - Thank you.
-再見 -再見 - Bye-bye. - Ta-ta.
再見 Bye.
親愛的 準備重生吧 Prepare to be reborn, darling.
記住 And remember...
沒有什麼是永恆的 Nothing's permanent.
死亡也不例外 Not even death.
該死 Shit.
我 I um...
你曾經 如果 Have you... what if...
不 這是 No, it's...
剛剛發生了什麼事 你對我做了什麼 What the hell just happened to me? How did you do that?
沒有什麼 Oh, it was nothing.
-就這麼簡單 -原來如此 - Voila. - Oh, voila.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
這實在是太美了 That was so beautiful.
謝謝您 夫人 Oh, thank you, Madame.
您的支持讓我能夠繼續前行 祝福您 You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you.
寫誰的名字 What name?
這一欄我空著吧 I'll leave it blank.
謝謝你 Thank you.
夫人 你的 Madame, you've...
請讓我試一下 Take me!
看啊 Voila.
棒極了 Fabulous.
謝謝 Oh, thanks.
再來一個我們就自由了 One more to go and we're free.
安東 Anton!
等一下 Just wait...
我們這是在哪兒 Where are we?
他去哪兒了 Where did he go?
老闆 你在說英語 Boss, you speak English.
對啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
你們好 Hi. Hello.
今天是 "努力抓雲日" Today's special. "Reach For The Clouds."
挖掘你真正的潛力 Discover your true potential.
你也可以變得富裕出名 聲譽卓著 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated.
不用任何有機產品或無堅果食品 Using no organic produce or nut-free food,
探索你內心的力量 市場調查顯示 discover the power within you. Market research...
-他在那兒呢 -哪兒 哪兒 - There he is! - Where? Where?
-只要30元 我確保 -抓住他 - Only 30, I'm sure... - After him!
-我確保 -放鬆 - I'm sure. - Relax.
聞一下這花朵 Smell the flower.
-快點 爬梯子 -跟著他 - Quick, up the ladder! - After him.
快點兒 Quickly.
努力爬到雲朵之上 Reach for the clouds!
加油 發揮你的潛力 Come on, achieve your potential.
你可以的 It can be you.
將會是你 It will be you.
就是你 It is you!
將會是你 It will be you!
就是你 It is you!
快點爬 快點兒 Get up there, quickly!
快點兒 Quickly!
你們這些白痴 You idiots!
起來 快點兒 Get up! Come on!
格雷戈爾 起來 蠢蛋 Gregor, get up! Idiots!
快點弄死他 I want him dead!
沒事 沒事 我接著你 我接著你 It's ok! It's ok, I've got you! I've got you!
我接著你 I've got you!
殺了他 Kill him!
-給我個機會 -不是他 - Give me a chance! - That's not him!
我告訴你了不是他 I told you that's not him!
不是嗎 It's not?
-不 不是他 -應該是他 - No, it's not. It's not. - It has to be.
老闆永遠是正確的 The boss is always right.
不 一定是他 No, this has to be!
等一下 他是對的 不是我 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me.
一定是你 It has to be.
快看 Look!
你覺得能糊弄我們嗎 沒門 喬斯 You think you fool us? No way, Jose.
-門都沒有 -住手 - No way! - Stop.
聽我說 Listen to me.
你偷了我的錢 You stole my money.
我會讓你再死一次 I will make you die again.
這次可是永不復生 This time... forever.
你們在幹什麼 What are you...?
勞駕 Excuse me!
你們能把他放下嗎 Would you mind putting him down?
你們以為在玩什麼 What do you think you're playing at?
以為是在自己的臥室裡 You're in your bedroom now?
玩具大戰士兵嗎 You're playing with soldiers, with toys?
錯 這可是活生生的人 No, this is a human being!
現在 他要跟我一起走 Now, he's coming with me!
要不只能用拳頭解決問題了 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs.
好啦 誰先來 該你了 All right? Who's first? You're up.
很好 來吧 All right. Bring it on, man.
來吧 開打吧 Bring it on. Let's do this.
出招吧 Let's do this.
你先來嗎 你先來 Ok? You first? You first?
-你先來嗎 -放鬆 - You first? - Relax.
聞一下這朵花 Smell the flower.
聞一下 Smell.
好吧 Ok.
哦我的天 Oh, my...
你們好 'Ello, 'ello.
小夥子們 把暴力轉化為利益吧 Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good.
快點 入伍吧 快點 弟兄們 Come on, join up. Come on, lads.
現在就入伍吧 Join up today.
我們熱愛暴力 We love violence
有警棍 徽章和大槍 with truncheon, badge and gun.
當我們開始找樂子時 寶貝 Your right to silence ends, babe
你的權利就沉默了 when we begin our fun.
但如果你選擇加入我們 But if you choose to join us,
選擇絕對由你來做 the choice is clearly yours.
我們發誓你所做的都是合法的 We'll swear that you'll be legal
當我們打爛 when we batter down the doors
我們不喜歡的人的門時 你知道 of people we don't like, you know...
撕他們的肉 拆他們的骨 打爛腦殼 and split their flesh, their bones, their skulls...
媽媽 Mama!
我們是所有恐懼的源泉 We're the mothers of all fears, oi.
-媽媽呀 -等等 - Mama! - Wait!
走錯路啦 你們選錯啦 Wrong way! Wrong choice!
回來 Come back!
媽媽 Mama!
回來 Come back!
帕尼 Hey, Parny!
我要去芝加哥啦 寶貝 I'm going to Chicago, baby.
我在用桿子駕駛 I'm driving a stick.
安東 Anton!
安東 Anton...
醒一醒 Wakey, wakey...
醒一醒 醒一醒 Wakey, Wakey.
-安東 -我需要你的幫助 - Anton... - I need your help.
-醒一醒 幫我 -我醒了 - Wakey, Wakey. Help me. - I'm awake.
-你看見我了嗎 -當然 - Did you see me? - Yeah.
-真的 -你太棒了 - Did you? - You were great.
我爬上了梯子 太難以置信了 I climbed the ladder. It was unbelievable.
我快夠到雲彩了 那感覺無與倫比 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible.
-我回歸了真實的自我 -你是誰 - I've been my true self. - Who are you?
我是托尼 It's Tony.
托尼 Tony.
不對 你不是托尼 不對 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony.
發揮你的想象力 Use your imagination.
聽著 Listen...
我需要你的幫助 I need your help.
-是嗎 -你了解帕那索斯的意識 - Yeah? - You know Parnassus' mind.
我怎麼才能回到那些梯子上 How do I get back to those ladders?
有地圖嗎 Is there a map?
你說你是托尼 對吧 So you're Tony, right?
如果你是托尼 我的小雞們叫什麼 If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken?
什麼 What?
已經褪完毛了 Plucked.
上帝 你根本不知道那是什麼感覺 God, you've no idea what it's like to feel,
我是說 像神明一樣 I mean, like a god.
我的肺裡充滿了空氣 My lungs were full of air.
他們是誰 Who were they?
那些打我臉的大個俄國人是誰 Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face?
-那不重要 -很重要 - That's not important. - It is.
-回到那個裡的話 -你偷了他們錢 - Getting back to that... full body... - You stole their money.
-我沒有 -你偷了他們的錢 - No, I didn't. - You stole their money.
我聽他們說的 親耳所到的 That's what I heard them say, with my own ears.
-你寧可信他們 也不信我 -可能吧 - You're going to believe them, not me? - I might.
還有這是什麼 解釋下你前額上的符號 And what are these? Explain these marks on your forehead.
我不知道 或許是撒旦 惡魔 I don't know. Something satanic...devil...
聽著 他們是不可救藥的大壞蛋 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men.
明白嗎 而我是個大好人 Ok? And I'm essentially good.
抱歉 托尼準備變得 什麼 Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what,
-一本正經嗎 -自以為是 - prim? - Self-righteous.
-自以為是 -沒錯 - Self-righteous? - Yes.
-你想讓我說實話嗎 -是的 - Well, you want me to be honest? - Oh, yeah.
-你想知道真相嗎 -當然 - You want the truth? - I'd love it.
-當真 -你還想瞞多久呢 - Really? - Think you can muster it up?
你死了之後還會有人知道嗎 Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours?
就這一次 就當為我 Just for once. Just for me.
當我籌建起自己的慈善機構時 安東 When I set up my charity, Anton -
一個兒童慈善機構 A charity for kids -
我需要錢 我從那些人那裡貸了款 I needed money, and I accepted a loan from those men.
我不知 I had no id...
我不知道 I didn't know.
他們通過慈善機構來洗黑錢 They laundered dirty money through the charity.
我知道我很傻 I know I was stupid.
我犯了錯 I made a mistake...
不能去責怪孩子 ..and the kids weren't to blame.
他們是無辜的 They were the innocents.
可我 But I...
我每天都背負這些罪惡感 I carry that every day.
沒有一天停止過 Every day of my life.
好吧 All right.
-是你說要聽實話的 -抱歉 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry.
你還好吧 Are you ok?
謝謝你告訴我真相 Thank you for that.
梯子在哪裡 Where are the ladders?
你能帶我去嗎 Will you show me?
那些雲彩 The clouds...
不會 Nah.
安東 Anton...
夥計 別走 Hey, mate, don't leave...
別把我留在這兒 Don't leave me here.
安東 Anton!
別丟下我 拜託 Don't leave me. Come on.
我今天差點就死了 I almost died today.
別丟下我 夥計 拜託 Don't leave me. Mate, come on.
我只是 I ju...
這事 Oh, this...
我當時很需要錢 I needed the money!
當你籌備慈善機構時 When you run a charity,
要花費很多錢的 you have to give lots of money away.
那些繁文縟節 官僚 The red tape, the bureauc...
你根本不知道 You have no idea what a bunch of
慈善機構委員會是多麼的法西斯 fascists the charity commission is.
他還要說多少次對不起 How many more times does he have to say sorry?
太荒唐了 帶他下來 This is ridiculous. Bring him down.
聽著 瓦倫蒂娜 看著我 Listen, Valentina. Look at me.
你怎麼就不明白呢 是他欺騙了我們 Why can't you see that he has betrayed us
把我們都當成傻子 這太明顯了 and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious.
打開門 你只是在嫉妒 Open the hatch! You're just jealous.
不要開玩笑了 It's not funny.
我沒嫉妒 我沒在嫉妒 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.
波西 打開門 Percy, open the hatch.
他怎麼會下來呢 Why would he wanna come down?
他知道我們不喜歡他 He knows we don't like him.
別這樣 夥計們 看看這些東西 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff.
難道你們忘了他沒來之前是什麼樣的嗎 Have you forgotten how it was before he came?
不 我沒忘 瓦倫蒂娜 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina.
這些很純潔 你能幫我拉開拉鏈嗎 It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here?
純潔 Pure?
那些女人呢 你看到她們出來時的樣子了 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out.
我看到他的臉了 瓦倫蒂娜 I saw his faces, Valentina.
他兩張臉我都看到了 至少兩張或更多 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two. If not more.
今天是我生日 波西 我們應該慶祝的 It's my birthday. Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating.
至少托尼記得我的生日 At least Tony remembered.
你能聽我說一句嗎 Would you please listen to me for one second?
別動 No.
別管他 Leave it.
讓他進來 那是托尼吧 Let him in, it's...Tony?
不 我覺得不是 No, I think not.
坐下 Sit down.
沒人去開門嗎 Can somebody please answer the door?
我實在忍不了有人敲門或者電話一直響 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone.
我會發瘋的 這違背我的天性 Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature.
我會睡不著覺的 I won't be able to sleep.
這敲門聲會整夜在我腦中回響 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night.
就像這樣 Just things like that.
好啦 Well...
你贏了 ..You've won.
結束了 It's over.
-只有四個俄國佬 -還有酒吧的那個女孩 - Four rotten russkies? - And the girl from the pub.
薩爾嗎 Ahh, Sal.
她可不能算 你說呢 薩爾 She don't count. Do you, Sal?
你以此為樂 對吧 And that's how you take your pleasure, is it?
一直在耍我 Toying with me?
就像貓捉老鼠的遊戲 Like a cat with a mouse?
得了 薩爾根本就沒做任何選擇 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice.
你說了不算 不公平 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair.
你只有四個 況且 你還有老朋友托尼 You got four... so, you know, you get your friend Tony.
怎麼樣 Come on.
現在是平局 We're even.
還沒徹底結束 It's not quite over.
還沒結束 Not quite.
看看時間 Ho-ho, look at the time.
已經快11點了 It's almost eleven.
爸爸 Dad?
什麼 What?
我們還得去再演一場 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance.
必須盡快 Now, quickly.
快點準備吧 Get ready to move out.
-那人是誰 -只是個問路的 - Who was that? - Just somebody asking the way.
我聽見你說什麼了 他可不是問路的 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way.
托尼 波西 Yes. Tony! Percy!
-到底怎麼回事 -以後再說 小烈酒 - What's going on? - Not now, Scrumpy, not now.
-托尼哪去了 -你在隱瞞什麼 - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding?
是不是和那個故事有關係 It's to do with that rambling story
你總是講到一半的那個故事 you started telling and never finished.
你在隱瞞什麼 What are you hiding?
你居然 Oh, you...
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
真相嗎 The truth?
我已經活了幾千年了 I am thousands of years old.
我是不死之身 I have been immortal.
我和惡魔達成協議 And I did make a bargain with the devil.
為了你故事裡的那個女士嗎 For that woman, in the story?
是的 Yes.
她是你的母親 Your mother.
我重獲青春 並贏得了她的心 I regained my youth and I won her.
我們過得很好 We lived in joy.
我們一起白頭偕老 We grew old together.
有一天 她告訴我說 And then one day she came and told me
她懷孕了 that she was pregnant.
想象一下 Imagine.
60歲的人懷孕 60 years old and pregnant.
就是個奇跡 It was a miracle.
但是她沒能走出產房 But she died giving birth.
因為我嗎 Me?
是的 Yes.
是奇跡還是錯誤 Miracle or a mistake?
你是我犯過的最大的錯誤 You're the best mistake I ever made.
那你和惡魔的協議呢 And the bargain with the devil?
協議有肯定兩方都有條件 There are two parts to a bargain.
他給了我新生 He granted me mortality
但有個條件就是 一旦我有了孩子 on condition that any child I would father...
長到16歲以後 就要跟他走 would, at the age of 16, belong to him.
不是真的 No.
你只是在講故事 You're just telling a story.
一個殘忍的故事 A cruel story.
-我為什麼要相信 -因為那是真的 - Why should I believe it? - Because it's true.
每個字都是真的 但還有一局新的賭博 Every word of it's true. But... but there's a new wager.
不會輸的 我們還能贏 我們還有希望 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win.
-你還是我的乖女兒 -夠了 夠了 - You'll be mine again. - Enough, enough!
-別說了 -不 聽我說 小烈酒 - Stop! - No, listen to me, Scrumpy.
講給你自己聽吧 Listen to yourself!
你是誰 我已經不認識你了 Who are you? I don't know any more!
我的人生都充斥的你的夢 All my life you've filled my head with dreams.
你的夢 Your dreams.
你竟然和惡魔做交易 You're making deals with the devil.
我到底是什麼 What am l?
我只是個可悲的賭注 A pathetic bet?
又一個錯誤嗎 Another mistake?
-瓦倫 -她走了 - Val! - Oh, she's gone.
-她走了 -告訴她真相 - She's gone. - Telling the truth...
根本就是個壞主意 Always a bad idea.
住嘴 你這個自己為是的膿包 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule!
別讓我再看見你 Get out of my sight and stay out!
走運的話 也許你能找到一個侏儒 Perhaps you'll find a midget if you're lucky.
瓦倫蒂娜 Valentina!
我靠 Fuck.
快點 Come on.
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
試著輓救你女兒的生命 先生 Trying to save your daughter's life, sir.
輓救 Save?
現在嗎 How?
我可以做第五個靈魂 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul.
我可以冒這個險 See. I could take that risk, sir.
你是個好孩子 托尼 但已經沒用了 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use.
我們還有時間 不是嗎 We still have time, don't we?
是的 是還有時間 但是 Yes, of course there's still time, but...
你知道我從沒求你做過 You know I'd never ask for anything
任何事 這不是我的本性 in return? It's not in my nature.
你真是個聖人 我的孩子 你是個聖人 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint,
但是 這可能還是沒有用 but it... it's positively useless.
事實上 還有一件事 Actually, there is one thing.
進入奇幻世界你看怎麼樣 How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance?
-我不能這麼做 -什麼 為什麼不能 - Oh, I can't do that, no. - What? Why not?
-沒有用的 -我能做到的 - No, it won't work. - I could do it.
-你是個好老師 -那會傷了我的腦子 - You'd be a great teacher. - It hurts my head.
-你什麼意思 -太 太傷心了 - What do you mean? - Too up... too upset.
現在可不是傷心的時候 應該開心才對 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy.
我是說 想想瓦倫蒂娜 I mean, think about Valentina.
現在 你得進入狀態 讓這個舞台動起來 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work.
你能做到的 對嗎 Can you give me that?
快點 閉上眼睛 快 Come on. Close your eyes, come on.
閉上眼睛 想象一下無盡的海洋 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean.
海洋時隱時現 The ocean going in and out.
時隱時現 In and...out.
時隱時現 Yes, in and...out.
時隱時現 In and out.
時隱時現 And in and out.
見鬼 Shit!
我可沒時間玩這個 振作點 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together.
現在可不是在過家家 This is not a time to be playing baby.
-這沒用的 -怎麼了 - It's no good. - What isn't?
根本沒用 It's no good.
-要專心致志 -沒用的 - Now concentrate. - Won't work.
該死 托尼 我需要冷靜 Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down.
你需要冷靜 You need to calm down.
你需要放鬆 冷靜 然後試著想想 巧克力 You just need to relax and try and um...think of...chocolate.
在熱熱的鍋裡融化 Um, melting away on a hot stove.
融化 融化 It's just melting, melting...
好 很好 很好 Good, good, good, good, good.
繼續 先生 繼續想 Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me.
-你是怎麼了 -責任 - Oi, what's wrong with you? - Duty!
真相 Truth!
公正 Justice!
-你到底怎麼回事 -撒謊 - Now, what is your problem? - It's lies.
聽著 沒關係的 冷靜 Just listen. All right now, calm down.
該死的 真是有其父必有其女 Bloody hell, father like daughter.
-過來 看著我 -不 - Now come here, look at me. - No.
-冷靜 -不 不 - Calm down. - No, no.
-怎麼了 和我說說 -撒謊 - What is wrong? Talk to me. - Lying...
-誰在撒謊 -我以為那很寶貴 但其實不是 - Who's lying? - I used to think it was precious. It's not.
是奇幻秀嗎 你到底在說什麼呢 What, the lmaginarium? What are you talking about?
-我根本就逃脫不了 -逃脫不了什麼 - I can't even run away. - You can't even run away from what?
-你想遠離這些嗎 -是的 - You wanna run away from this? - Yes.
聽著 你要是想遠離這裡 Listen, if you wanna get away,
我可以帶你到一個美麗的地方去 I can take you to a beautiful place.
好嗎 我可以帶你離開這裡 All right? I can take you somewhere.
我可以帶你遠離黑暗 I can get you out of this darkness.
帶你去一個溫暖明媚的地方 好嗎 I'll take you to the light, all right?
帶你去一個美麗的地方 I'll take you somewhere beautiful.
只有你和我 相信我 和我走吧 Just you and me. Now trust me. Come with me now.
快沒時間了 知道嗎 We don't have time for this. All right?
我們要去的是天堂 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right?
是屬於我的 也是屬於我們的 It's my world. It could be our world.
相信我 不會錯的 Trust me, it'll be perfect.
不會把 不要 那可不好 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad.
-我想好好看看這個嗎 -能讓我看看嗎 - Did some light reading and found this. - Can I have a look?
-瓦倫蒂娜可能會很感興趣 -沒時間了 - Valentina might be interested. - We don't have time.
-我們得趕緊進去 -他是個騙子 - We gotta get inside. - He's a liar!
-他是個十足的騙子 瓦倫 -都已經過去了 - He's nothing but a liar, Val. - This was in the past.
現在 我要帶你進去 In the present, I have to get you in there.
-相信我 跟我來 -住嘴 - So come here and trust me... - Shut up!
住嘴 Shut up!
瓦倫 瓦倫蒂娜 Val! Valentina!
不 No!
我也不想這樣的 夥計 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate.
不要相信報紙上說的 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers.
尤其是關於魔鏡的 Especially the mirror.
你說的沒錯 You were right.
這裡真的很美 The world is beautiful.
我一直夢想能像現在這樣 I always dreamed you'd be like this.
我不是也說過你在這裡會很開心嗎 And er...well, didn't I say you'd be happy here?
這裡是不是很棒 Isn't it just... perfect?
太棒了 Perfect.
只是 我們必須得做出選擇 If only we didn't have to make a choice.
我們不必做什麼選擇 There doesn't have to be a choice.
甜心 規則就是規則 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule.
那是我父親的規則 Those are my father's rules.
我們是自由的 We're free.
看到了嗎 See?
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Really.
也許你是對的 Well, er...I suppose you are right.
托尼 我們就是自由的 Tony, we're free if we want to be.
就讓河流去做選擇吧 Let's just let the river do the choosing.
現在 吻我 Now...kiss me.
瓦倫 你可真是個小淘氣 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl.
當月亮閃現在你的眼前 When the moon hits your eyes
就像大大的披薩餅 like a big pizza pie,
那就是愛情 that's amore.
當星星讓你看到發呆 When the stars make you drool
直流口水 just like pasta fazool,
你已陷入愛河 you're in love.
知道嗎 You know...
我覺得我愛上你了 托尼 ..I think maybe I love you, Tony.
瓦倫 Val.
我們應該一直這樣下去 We should lie here more often.
然後結婚 Get married.
還可以生孩子 Make babies.
-也許這才是我的選擇 -你說什麼 - Well, maybe this is my, er...choice. - What d'you mean?
那是個孩子 不是什麼選擇 That's a child. It's not a choice.
-她需要我們的幫助 -是的 - She needs our help. - Yes.
沒事了 過來 我們會幫助你的 It's ok. It's ok. Come here, we'll help you.
別擔心 別擔心 到這兒來 Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here.
沒關係的 我們是來幫你的 No, no, it's ok, we're here to help you.
-托尼 幫幫我 她太有勁了 -不 - Tony, help me. She's strong. - No!
沒事的 Come, it's ok.
我們是友好的 過來 No, we're friends. Come here.
-看鏡頭 笑一個 甜心 -真可愛 - Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. - Lovely!
這是我的世界了 I think this is my world.
無私地接受是偉大的 如果你真的能做到 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it.
但問題是 大多數情況下根本做不到 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there.
您不認為使慈善制度化 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity
是一種冒險嗎 by institutionalising it?
總所周知 慈善 It's an unfortunate truism that charity,
對於可憐的小奧爾加來說 like poor little Olga here,
就是和我們在一起 這才是它的本意 is always with us, to coin a phrase.
你在這兒 我的寶貝 Ah, there you are, my darling.
女士們先生們 她是多麼的非凡 笑一個 Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder? Hello. Big smiles.
你想對總統說點什麼嗎 what's your message to the president?
我沒什麼特別想說的 I wouldn't presume to have one.
幸運的是 我們關於基金會的看法 I think, luckily for the foundation,
大多數情況下是完全一致的 we see eye-to-eye on most things.
-托尼 我有話 -稍等一下 親愛的 - Tony, I had something... - Oh, one sec, love.
總統先生 感謝您的光臨 Mr president, thank you for coming.
-他在那 -見到你很高興 - There he is. - It's great to see you.
我們是世界的孩子 We are the children of the world
我們經受了苦難 and we have suffered for your sins
如果你能敞開胸懷 but if you open up your heart
新的一天就會到來 a beautiful new day begins...
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
請起立歡迎總統先生 please be upstanding for the president.
這麼多苦難的孩子 Yes, so many suffering children.
這麼多做善事的機會 So much opportunity to do some good, really.
對我們的基金會來說很難得 It'll be a big year for our foundation.
總統先生已經準備要致辭了 President is getting ready to make a speech,
要在台上介紹我了 introduce me on the stage.
-好的 -很好 - Yeah. - Lovely.
明天再打給你 沒問題 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely.
我只說三個字 I've only three words to say.
好樣的 托尼 Well done, Tony.
孩子們 孩子們 Ah, the children. The children.
今晚對基金會的未來至關重要 This is a vital moment for the future of the foundation.
-全世界的孩子都需要我們 -瓦倫蒂娜 - Children of the world depend on us. - Valentina!
瓦倫蒂娜 Valentina!
安東 Anton?
-安東 -沒錯 是我 現在聽我說 - Anton? - Yes, yes, listen to me right now.
這跟你毫無關係 這都是他的 This is nothing to do with you. This is him.
-你在哪 -這是他的幻想 - Where are you? - This is his imagination.
快去叫保安 Right, call security now!
這呢 往下看 沒錯 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes.
-你怎麼 安東 你幹什麼 -看 - What... Anton, what are you doing here? - Look.
"少兒基金會的黑心老闆" "Disgraced director of children's charity,
"虐待幼童" suffer the little children..."
他撒謊 不是的 他就是在嫉 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal...
"上周因將第三世界 "..Was arrested last week on charges of
兒童的器官 stealing organs of third world children
販賣給西方富豪而被捕" and selling them to wealthy westerners."
-給我回來 -你在幹什麼 - Come back. - What are you doing?
-他是安東呀 -他在撒謊 - That's Anton. - He's lying.
-住手 -你到底是站在哪邊的 - Stop! - Whose side are you on?
你 你背叛我 對不對 You, you've betrayed me, haven't you?
我們經歷了重重考驗 你怎能這樣對我 How could you do this after all we've been through.
不許你碰她 Don't you touch her!
我要公之於眾 托尼 讓所有人都知道 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all.
他那與貧困抗爭到底的勇氣... ..Have had the courage to fight poverty...
-他是騙子 他是偽君子 -回來 小混蛋 - He's a liar, he's a fraud! - Come here, you little bastard!
-別信他 -我宰了你 - Do not believe him. - I'll kill you.
-他的激情與奉獻... -住手 住手 - Passion...and dedication... - All right, all right...
-有本事你試試... -他的事業與抗爭... - Trying to... - Careers and struggles...
閉嘴 叫你毀我的人生 Shut up! Trying to ruin my world!
快攔住他 Stop him!
-我的天 -快去攔住他 - My god. - Somebody stop him.
-他是個惡魔 -快讓他住手 - He's a monster! - Stop him!
這孩子太淘氣了 He was being a very naughty little boy.
天哪 總統先生 Christ. Mr. president.
該死 Fuck.
攔住他 Stop him!
別擋道 老天 Get out of me way! Christ.
出口在哪 Er, exit sign?
不 別 Er, oh, no.
不 不 No! No!
不 我不能 不 不 No! I can't. No, no, no...
不妙 No, not good. Er...
別想跑 托尼 別想跑 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you!
滾開 No, get off me.
叫你滾開 Get off of me.
安東 安東 Anton! Anton!
你還好吧 Are you all right?
瓦倫 小心 Val! Val, watch out!
瓦倫蒂娜 Valentina.
-瓦倫 -安東 - Val. Val! - Anton.
安東 Anton.
瓦倫 救我 Val, help me.
抓住我 抓住我 求求你 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please.
別鬆手 Hold on!
對不起 I'm sorry.
都是我的錯 I was so wrong.
我知道 我明白 Yeah, I know, I know.
可我依然愛你 But I love you.
你為誰賣命 Who are you working for?
這主意肯定不是你出的 You didn't come up with all this by yourself.
-你個混蛋 -肯定有人指使你 - You bastard! - Nah, somebody's got to you.
付錢雇傭你 說句俄語來聽聽 Somebody's paid you. Speak a little russian, do we?
瓦倫蒂娜 我的小烈酒 Valentina! Scrumpy!
我的奇跡 你在這 Miraculous child, there you are.
你個老混球 You old bastard.
我們經歷了那麼多考驗 After everything we've been through.
你怎麼能這樣 你就這樣回報我嗎 How could you? Is this how you repay me?
難以置信 重重險阻之後 I can't believe it. After everything.
-你卻恩將仇報 -這都是我造成的嗎 - And this is all your doing. - Yeah, all my doing?
-看你幹的好事 博士 -不 不 不 - How could you, doc? - No, no, no, no, no.
我代表快樂 我是快樂的製造者 I'm felicity. I-I mean I'm the falicitator,
快樂的推動者 the facilitator, dear boy.
我給了你機會 你沒抓住 不是我的錯 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it.
我會原諒你的 I'll forgive you.
爸爸 Dad!
醒醒 Wake up.
爸爸 Dad!
求求您 Please.
-求求您 -請後退 小姐 - Please. - Step back, miss. Step back.
先生 您能聽 Sir? Can...?
拜託 小姐 您什麼忙也幫不上 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do.
-他 他不行了 -不 - He's, he's d-d-dead... - No!
醉得不行了 D-d-dead drunk.
你以前見過這人嗎 Haven't we seen this guy before?
-看起來長得都差不多 -老醉鬼 - Oh, they all look the same. - Aye, bloody drunks.
我恨你 I hate you!
你真讓人噁心 You make me sick!
他的 她的
這是要我做選擇嗎 This is to be my choice?
別急嘛 沒必要著急 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that.
你只是有點小叛逆而已 That's just plain contrariness.
你真覺得自己該受到懲罰嗎 Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you?
你什麼都不懂 你只是個孩子 You have no idea. You're just a kid.
你以為你是誰 我已經是個女人了 Where have you been? I'm a woman now.
自私的婊子 Selfish bitch.
-我只配 -只配下地獄 - Only fit for... - Only fit for hell.
我求之不得 If only.
快停下 你老爹不會原諒我的 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me.
那可就太遺憾了 That'd be a shame.
跳一曲吧 Let's dance.
該死 Damn.
我贏了 I've won.
你知道 這不是我本意 You know it's...not exactly what I had in mind, you know.
這一切 All this.
我是說 沒想到瓦倫蒂娜會是第五個 I mean, Valentina being the fifth.
她本該是獎品 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize,
而不是比分 not part of the final score.
真是不公平啊 Just doesn't seem fair.
希望他們把那混球抓住 撕成碎片 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb.
可他們不能 But they won't.
他的生命被施了魔咒 就是這個 He leads a charmed life, that one.
我抓他抓了好幾年 I've been trying to get that bastard for years.
希望這次能得手 可你知道 I thought I had him this time, but, you know,
總有些傻瓜冒出來救他 Some prat always seems to come along and rescue him.
你還記得 You know those er...
你們找到他時他額頭上的 Weird markings that he had on his forehead
奇怪符號嗎 when you found him?
那些都是什麼啊 What is all that about?
是護身符嗎 還是什麼 Do they protect him or... what is it?
我從來不會施什麼黑魔法 I've never been into all black magic stuff.
我總是搞不懂 I just couldn't get the hang of it.
用我給你塊口香糖或是薄荷糖嗎 Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint?
拜託 我可不想看見你這樣 Oh, jesus. I hate to see you like this, parny.
我跟你說 I mean...I tell you what.
要是你能幫我弄懂 If you can get me the lowdown on
那些該死的符號 all those satanic markings...
或者 幫我讓那自以為是的混小子 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep
從這世上消失的話 off the face of the universe...
我就把瓦倫蒂娜還給你 I'll give you Valentina back.
怎麼樣 What do you say?
謝天謝地 Thank god for that.
該死 Huh? Oh, shit.
還給我 Give it to me.
哦 不 Oh, no.
聽著 我有點急事 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
大家都請先等一等 Now just give us a second, please, everybody.
這是你的哨子 這是我的 Here's your tube and there's mine.
我的是個廉價的冒牌貨 一捏就碎 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know. It breaks so easily.
可我還有一個 Oh, here's another.
停下 Stop!
不好笑嗎 You're not amused?
你已經和那惡魔談過了 You've been talking to the devil,
對吧 他說什麼 haven't you? What did he say?
等等 讓我猜猜 No, wait, let me.
如果你殺了我 他就放了瓦倫蒂娜 對不對 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina, right?
那都是騙你的 他不會放了她 It's all lies. He can't release her.
他放不了她 因為她不在他手裡 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her.
她不在他手裡 因為她是獎品 He doesn't have her because she's the prize.
他還不夠五個人 還沒贏 He still doesn't have the five wins.
可如果你殺了我 他就贏了 對嗎 But if you kill me, he will, won't he?
那你將永遠失去瓦倫蒂娜 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever.
選哪個 Choose.
-別搞笑了 -選一個 - This is ridiculous! - Choose!
好吧 Right.
那個 That one.
你確定嗎 Sure you made the right choice?
聽著 Oh, look...
我們來確認一下吧 Let's find out.
你瞧 Voila.
天哪 快吐出來 老不死的 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat.
搞定 Gotcha!
謝謝光臨 這次招待會十分成功 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success.
套到脖子上 Round the neck.
有三點重要原則 尼克先生 There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick.
第一 沒有什麼黑魔法 只是騙人的把戲 One: There is no black magic, only cheap tricks.
其他的 我忘了 And I forget the others.
我女兒在哪 Now where's my daughter?
我的天 Oh, for Christ's sakes.
我怎麼知道 How should I know?
你才是她父親 最愛她的父親 You're her father. You're her loving father.
我是說 她是自由的 不是嗎 I mean, she is free, isn't she?
天哪 Jesus.
年復一年 And the years roll on.
風依舊吹 Winds still blow.
雪依舊飄 Snows still fall.
火依舊燃燒 Fires... still burn.
但是 And yet...
早已物是人非 Everything has changed.
這就是我的懲罰嗎 Is that my punishment?
我再也找不到她了嗎 Am I never to find her?
主路 輔路
快停下吧 Please stop.
我不要選擇 No more choices.
不要再讓我選擇了 No more choices.
求好心人施捨
你找到她了嗎 So you found her?
是啊 Yes.
是啊 我找到了 Yes, I found her.
我想 I think...
她好像有了個女兒 ..She may have a daughter.
你不會進去的 對吧 You're not going in there, are you?
你不想給那孩子留下終生的傷疤 是不是 You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
不想 No.
偉大的帕那索斯博士 The great doctor Parnassus.
簡直邋遢到家了 You're an utter disgrace.
我可有得忙了 This is gonna take some time.
波西 Oh, Percy.
沒有你我可怎麼辦啊 What would I do without you?
再找個侏儒 Get a midget.
讓帕那索斯博士開啟你的幻想之門 Let doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
乘著天使的翅膀飛升至雲霄 Transcend heights on beauty's open wing
將你送到超乎想象的幻境 And be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of.
是大團圓結局嗎 Does it come with a happy ending?
抱歉 我們不做任何保證 Sorry, we can't guarantee that.
女士們 Ladies.
上帝保佑你 God bless you, son.
快好好幹活 Get back to work.