很久以前 世界充滿了奇跡 Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充滿冒險... It was adventurous...
令人興奮... exciting...
而最棒的是... and best of all...
還有魔法 there was magic.
布巴斯蒂亞 Boombastia!
並且是可以助人的魔法 And that magic helped all in need.
地獄之火 Flame Infernar!
高能閃電 Voltar Thundasir!
但想成為大師就有點難了 But it wasn't easy to master.
於是大家找到了一種更簡單的生存方式. And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
我叫它燈泡. I call it the light bulb.
太方便了 'Tis so easy.
隨著時間的推移... Over time...
魔法消失了 Magic faded away.
但我希望... But I hope...
你可以留存一點魔法 There's a little magic left in you.
好的 All right.
我們現在操練"戰士Z90"課程 We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit.
讓我聽到你說 "我是一個強大的戰士" Let me hear you say, "I'm a mighty warrior."
我是個強大的戰士. I'm a mighty warrior.
早上好 媽媽 Morning, Mom.
哦 布萊齊 趴下 Oh! Blazey, down!
惡龍 回你的老巢 Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
生日快樂 大人先生 Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.
不 媽媽 No, Mom.
嘿 夥計 別擦掉我的吻 Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off my kisses.
什麼 What?
你穿著你爸爸的運動衫 You're wearing your dad's sweatshirt.
哦 你看 終於合身了 Oh. You know. Finally fits.
噢 我的小胖墩都長大了 Aw, my little chubby cheeks is all grown up!
好的 好的 媽媽 我得在上學前吃好飯 Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat something before school.
啊 我們食物不多了 Ah, we don't have much food.
我得去趟超市 I still have to go to the grocery store.
啊 別碰 先生 Ah, hands off, mister.
那些是給今晚的派對準備的 Those are for your party tonight.
不是派對 媽媽 只有我們兩個 It's not a party, Mom. It's just us.
你可以邀請科學課上的同學 You could invite those kids from your science class.
你說他們看起來相當搖滾 You said they seem pretty rockin'.
我很確定 我沒那麼說 I'm, uh, pretty sure I didn't say it like that.
而且 我都不認識他們 And besides, I don't even know them.
好吧 不過生日那天你可以嘗試些新玩意 Well, your birthday's a day to try new things.
做新的你 Be the new you.
說到嘗試新玩意 Speaking of trying new things,
你駕考報名了嗎 did you sign up for driving practice?
沒 沒有 No! No.
我知道你有點害怕開車 親愛的 但是... I know you're a little scared to drive, sweetie pie, but...
我不害怕 媽媽 我要把Barley的遊戲清理走 I'm not scared, Mom. I'm gonna move Barley's game.
好吧 但你知道當有人碰那塊木板時他會怎麼做嗎 Okay, but you know how he gets when someone touches that board.
好吧 他得學著怎麼收拾他的玩具 Well, he's gotta learn how to clean up his toys.
住手 Halt!
我弟弟敢搗毀我精彩的遊戲 Doth my brother dare disrupt an active campaign?
哦 得了吧 Oh, come on!
你知道 伊恩 You know, Ian,
在古代 一個16歲的男孩 in the days of old, a boy of 16
會在絕望的沼澤中接受力量考驗 would have his strength tested in the Swamps of Despair.
我不要測試 讓我走吧 I'm not testing anything. Just let me go.
放他走吧 Let him go.
好的 Okay.
但我知道你比那更強 But I know you're stronger than that.
你體內有一個強大的戰士 There's a mighty warrior inside of you.
你必須釋放出來 You just have to let him out.
對吧 媽媽 Right, Mom?
哦 不錯哦 Oh, that's good.
Barley 你很臭 Barley! You stink!
你上次洗澡是什麼時候 When was the last time you showered?
如果你再努力一點 你很可能 If you tried a little harder, you actually could
就可以擺脫這一切 probably wiggle out of this.
看到了吧 媽媽知道怎麼釋放出她內心的戰士 See? Mom knows how to let out her inner warrior.
謝謝 Thank you.
現在 把垃圾丟掉 Now, take out the trash.
時刻注意一隻逃跑的獅鷲 Stay on the lookout for a runaway griffin.
啊 野馬警官 Ah, Officer Bronco.
Barley Barley Barley. Barley, Barley, Barley.
每當這座城市試圖拆毀一塊舊瓦礫時 Every time the city tries to tear down an old piece of rubble,
我就得拖著我的屁股在這裏問候你 I gotta drag my rear end out here and deal with you.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
哦 真的嗎 Oh, really?
我不會讓你拆掉這個噴泉 I will not let you tear down this fountain.
遠古勇士在執行偉大任務時喝的水 Ancient warriors on grand quests drank from its flowing water.
Barley Barley.
他們在摧毀小鎮的過去 They're destroying the town's past.
啊 好吧 進來吧 Ugh. Well, come on in.
休息一下 Rest your haunches for a minute.
謝謝你親愛的 Thank you, hon.
啊 Ugh.
嘿 你好 小壽星 Hey there, birthday boy.
所以 你努力工作或者幾乎不工作 So, ya workin' hard or hardly workin'?
我只是 你知道 做點吐司 I'm just, you know, making toast.
我是認真的 Barley I'm serious, Barley,
你需要開始少談過去 you need to start thinking less about the past
更多的關注你的未來 and more about your future.
啊 她是對的 Ah, she's right.
你不能整天玩你的棋盤遊戲 You can't spend all day playing your board game.
不只是一個棋盤遊戲 Quests of Yore isn't just a board game.
這是一個基於歷史的角色扮演遊戲 It's a historically-based role-playing scenario.
你知道嗎 在過去 Did you know, in the old days,
半人馬跑步速度可以達到時速70英里 centaurs could run 70 miles an hour?
我有一輛車 不需要跑 I own a vehicle. Don't need to run.
嗯 伊恩 你絕對可以 Well, Ian, you could definitely
從學到很多 learn a lot from Quests of Yore.
- 你想玩嗎 - 我不知道 - You wanna play? - I don't.
你可以是狡猾的流氓或者... You could be a crafty rogue or...
噢 我知道了 你可以成為一個巫師 Ooh! I know! You can be a wizard.
我要對你施個咒語 I shall cast a spell on thee!
嘿 小心爸爸的運動衫 Hey! Careful of Dad's sweatshirt!
我都不記得爸爸穿過那件運動衫 I don't even remember Dad wearing that sweatshirt.
好吧 你只剩下兩個關於他的記憶 Well, you do only have, like, two memories of him.
不 我有三個 No, I've got three.
我記得他的鬍子很癢 I remember his beard was scratchy,
他笑得很傻 我以前經常玩 he had a goofy laugh, and I used to play
- 他腳上的鼓 - 他腳上的鼓 對的 - drums on his feet. - Drums on his feet. Right.
我以前去過... I used to go...
- 哇 - 五秒規則 哈 - Whoa! - Five-second rule. Hah!
沒關係 拉一下就好 It's okay. You just got to pull it.
不 No!
Barley Barley!
呃 你知道... Uh, you know...
我去拿點上學路上的食物來 I'm just gonna get some food on the way to school.
我今晚晚些時候再縫 好嗎 I'll sew that later tonight, okay?
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
根據過去的法律 我今天必須稱你為男人 By the laws of yore, I must dub thee a man today.
請跪下 Kneel before me.
哦 那還好.我得走了 Oh! That's okay. I gotta get going.
好吧 嗯 我待會兒來接你 All right, well, I'll pick you up later.
我們將在學校舉行儀式 We'll perform the ceremony at school.
哦 不 不 不 Oh! No, no, no, no.
不要那樣做 不要那樣做 好的 再見 Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, bye!
嘿 Hey!
加油 格裏芬 Go Griffins!
什麼 What?
你去威洛代爾學院 You go to Willowdale College?
哦 不 這是我爸爸的 Oh, no. This was my dad's.
萊特富特 威爾登·萊特富特 Lightfoot? Wilden Lightfoot?
是啊 Yeah.
太巧了 我和他一起上的大學 You're kidding. I went to college with him.
- 真的嗎 - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
天啊 聽到他去世的消息我很難過 Boy, I was so sorry to hear that he passed away.
是啊 謝謝 Yeah. Thanks.
你知道嗎 你爸爸一個很棒的傢伙 非常的自信 You know, your dad was a great guy. So confident.
當他走進一個房間時 就是人們的焦點 When he came into a room, people noticed.
他每天都穿著最醜的紫色襪子 The man wore the ugliest purple socks every single day.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
嘿 那是因為我們要求穿的 Hey, that's exactly what we asked.
但他很勇敢 But he was just bold.
我一直希望我也有一點 I always wished I had a little bit of that in me.
是啊 哇 我從沒聽說過關於他以前的任何事 Yeah. Wow. I've never heard any of this about him before.
- 你還記得什麼 - 爸爸 - What else do you remember? - Dad!
哦 對不起 得帶這傢伙去上學了 Oh, sorry. Gotta get this guy off to school.
嘿 見到你很高興 Hey, it was nice meeting you.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. You, too.
哼 Huh.
勇敢 Bold.
好了同學們 坐好 我們要開始了 Okay, class. Sit down. We're starting roll.
嘿 呃 戈爾加蒙 嗯... Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um...
你介意把你的腳從我的椅子上移開嗎 Would you mind not putting your feet on my chair today?
抱歉 夥計 Sorry, dude.
我的腳必須要抬高 Got to keep them elevated.
促進血液流到我的大腦 Gets the blood flowing to my brain.
你這樣有點讓我很難適應 It just makes it a little hard for me to fit in there.
這麼說吧 如果我沒有良好的血液循環 Well, if I don't have good blood flow,
我就不能集中精神在我的功課上 I can't concentrate on my schoolwork.
你不想讓我在學校功課不行吧 是嗎 You don't want me to do bad in school, do you?
呃... Uh...
不 No.
謝了兄弟 Thanks, bro.
第一次路試 First road test.
有志願者嗎 Any volunteers?
靠左邊開 A left here.
現在 走這條匝道上高速公路 Now, take this on-ramp for the freeway.
好吧 是的 我 呃 準備就緒了 Okay, yeah. I'm, uh, super ready for that.
呃... Uh...
好又快 It's nice and fast.
只需併入車流 Just merge into traffic.
是啊 隨時都可以 Yep. Just any minute.
- 併入車流 - 呃... - Merge into traffic. - Uh...
併入車流 Merge into traffic!
我還沒準備好 I'm not ready!
靠邊停車 Pull over.
好吧 那麼 這個週末我們做點什麼 All right. So, what should we do this weekend?
到涼快一點的城鎮 Move to a cooler town?
哦 嘿 怎麼了 夥計們 嗯... Oh, hey. What up, dudes? Um...
我...呃...今晚有個派對 I'm...uh...having a party tonight,
我在想你們要不要過來吃點蛋糕 and I was wondering if you wanted to come over and get down on some cake.
那不是人說的話 That's not something anyone says.
好吧 別說「哥們」「夥計們」 Okay, don't say "dudes." "Gang"?
好啊 夥計們 What's up, gang?
嘿 好啊 夥計們 Hey. What's up, gang?
哦 嘿 呃 伊恩 對吧 Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right?
哦 你竟然認識我... Oh! I didn't know you knew my...
不管怎樣... Anyway...
呃 如果你喜歡派對 我... uh, if you like parties, then I'm...
我要開個派對... I was gonna do a party...
- 什麼 - 我想說的是 - What? - What I was trying to say is
如果你們今晚沒什麼事... if you're not doing anything tonight...
但我相信你可能今晚要做些什麼... but I'm sure you probably are doing something tonight...
你喜歡蛋糕嗎 就像我喜歡蛋糕 and you like cake like I like cake,
我家裏有個蛋糕 I've got a cake at my house.
你在邀請我們去你家參加派對 Are you inviting us to a party?
對頭 That's the one.
哦 我們今晚還沒有計劃 Oh. Yeah, we don't have any plans.
- 是啊 好吧 - 完全沒有 - Yeah, okay. - Totally.
真的 Really?
我想我們可以坐巴士去我家 I guess we can just take the bus over to my house.
哦 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
哈哈 那是我家的小壽星嗎 Ha-ha! Is that the birthday boy I see?
看 你的戰車在此接駕 Behold! Your chariot awaits!
你認識那個人嗎 Do you know that guy?
- 呃... - 萊特富特的伊恩多爾爵士 - Uh... - Sir Iandore of Lightfoot.
看起來他是和你說話 Seems like he's talking to you.
嘿 伊恩 Hey, Ian!
嘿 Barley Hey, Barley.
呃 我們打算坐巴士 Yeah, we were actually gonna take the bus.
巴士 不 The bus? Nay!
我會給你還有你的同伴一趟Guinevere之旅 I will give you and your companions transport upon Guinevere.
嗯 誰是Guinevere Um, who's Guinevere?
我偉大的戰馬 My mighty steed.
哦 太尷尬了 Oh. That's embarrassing.
沒關係 小美人 馬上就接回去 That's okay, girl. Patch you back up.
他只是在開玩笑 He's just joking around.
你臉上有東西 You've got something on your face.
哦 不 你...只是...等等 不 這...不... Oh, no. You... just... Wait, no. It's... No...
哦 呃... Oh! Uh...
你知道麼 我剛想起來 You know what? I just remembered
我的生日 呃 取消了 that my birthday is, uh, canceled.
- 什麼 - 我是說 派對 - What? - I mean, the party.
呃 從來沒有真的發生 Uh, it was never actually happening.
這只是巨大的誤會 It was just this huge misunderstanding.
所以 我得走了 So, I got to go.
好的 再見 Okay. Bye!
噢 哎呀 抱歉 我先整理下 Ooh. Whoops! Sorry. Let me just file those.
嘿 那些孩子畫你臉上 Hey, did those kids write on your face?
來吧 我幫你擦掉 Here. I'll get it.
拜託直接回家好嗎 Can we please just go home?
好吧 好吧 稍後我們就舉行你的生日儀式 Okay, well, we'll perform your birthday ceremony later.
然後 你就準備好迎接成年的挑戰了 Then you'll be ready for adulthood and its gauntlet of challenges.
你知道嗎 在古代 You know, in ancient times,
你可以許個偉大的願望來慶祝你的生日 you celebrated your day of birth with a solemn quest.
當然 與過去的挑戰相比 這些根本算不上什麼 Of course, those were nothing compared to the challenges of the old days.
媽媽 Mom?
威爾 你究竟能不能把那東西修好 Will, you're not gonna get that thing working.
我想我明白了 I think I've got it.
我會在這裏看著它爆炸的 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
喂 你好 Hello? Hello?
我賭你修不好 I'll bet good money you can't get it to work.
哦 是這樣嗎 Oh, is that right?
是的 Yep.
但你做得很好 But you're doing a good job of
讓人覺得你知道你在做什麼 making it look like you know what you're doing.
好吧 我正在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
你檢查過它有沒有電池嗎 Did you check if it had batteries?
你當然沒有 Of course you didn't.
我知道 I know.
那麼 這真的有效嗎 So, is it really working?
讓我們找出來 Let's find out.
好的 再見 Okay. Bye.
威爾 你究竟能不能把那東西修好 Will, you're not going to get that thing working.
我想我明白了 I think I've got it.
我會在這裏看著它爆炸的 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
喂 你好 Hello? Hello?
是我 伊恩 It's me, Ian.
哦 是這樣嗎 Oh, is that right?
是啊 你今天過得好嗎 Yeah. Did you have a good day?
好吧 我正在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
不過 我確實需要一些幫助 Although, I could clearly use some help.
我真希望我能和你共度一天 I sure do wish I could spend the day with you sometime.
我知道 I know.
嗯 有很多事我們可以做 Well, there are so many things we could do.
我打賭一定會很有趣 I bet it'd be really fun.
我們試試看 Let's find out.
是啊 我是說 我很樂意 我們可以 呃... Yeah. I mean, I'd love to. We could, uh...
好的 再見 Okay. Bye.
好的 Yeah.
再見 Bye.
哦 媽呀... Oh, my...
Barley 讓你的士兵遠離我的土地 Barley, keep your soldiers off my land
否則我們的王國將開戰 or our kingdoms will go to war!
對不起 媽媽 Sorry, Mom!
哦 這是世界上最長的間隔年 Oh, this is the world's longest gap year.
親愛的 我正打算修呢 Honey, I was gonna do that.
沒關係 It's okay.
哇 你一定師承某個縫紉大師 Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master.
嗯 一個非常謙虛的縫紉大師 Yeah. A very humble sewing master.
爸爸像我這麼大的時候是什麼樣子 What was Dad like when he was my age?
他總是超級自信嗎 Was he always super confident?
哦 不 Oh, no.
他花了一段時間才知道自己是誰 It took him a while to find out who he was.
我真希望見到他 I wish I'd met him.
哦 我也是 Oh, me, too.
但是 嘿 你知道的 當你爸爸生病的時候 But, hey, you know, when your dad got sick,
他拚命努力是因為他最想見到你 he fought so hard because he wanted to meet you more than anything.
你知道麼 我有東西給你 You know what? I have something for you.
我本來想等到吃完蛋糕 I was gonna wait until after cake,
但我想你已經等得夠久了 but I think you've waited long enough.
那是什麼 What is it?
這是你爸爸送你的禮物 It's a gift from your dad.
什麼意思 是爸爸送的 What do you mean, it's from Dad?
我不知道.媽媽說:這是給我們兩個的 I don't know. Mom said it was for both of us.
那是什麼 What is it?
他只說在你們都16歲的時候給你們這個 He just said to give you this when you were both over 16.
我也不知道是什麼 I have no idea what it is.
天哪 No way!
這是魔法杖 It's a wizard staff.
- 爸爸是個巫師 - 什麼 - Dad was a wizard. - What?
等等 你爸爸是個會計 Hold on, your dad was an accountant.
我是說 他對很多奇怪的事情感興趣 I mean, he got interested in a lot of strange things
當他生病的時候 但是... when he got sick, but...
有封信 There's a letter.
親愛的伊恩和Barley Dear Ian and Barley,
很久以前 世界充滿了奇跡 long ago, the world was full of wonder.
很冒險 很刺激 It was adventurous, exciting,
最棒的是 有魔法 and best of all, there was magic.
魔法幫助了所有需要幫助的人 And that magic helped all in need.
但掌握起來並不容易 But it wasn't easy to master.
所以這個世界找到了一個更簡單的生活方式 And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
隨著時間的推移 魔法消失了 Over time, magic faded away,
但我希望有你身上還留著一點魔力 but I hope there's a little magic left in you.
所以我寫了這個咒語 這樣我就能親眼看到了 And so I wrote this spell, so I could see for myself
我的孩子們長大後的樣子 who my boys grew up to be.
探視咒語 Visitation Spell.
我真不敢相信 I don't believe this.
這個咒語可以帶他回來 This spell brings him back.
整整一天 爸爸就會回來 For one whole day, Dad will be back.
- 什麼 - 回來 就像回到生活 - What? - Back? Like back to life?
那不可能 That's not possible.
有了這個 It is with this!
我要去見爸爸 I'm gonna meet Dad?
威爾 你這個瘋子 這是什麼 Oh, Will, you wonderful nut. What is this?
現在 這個強大的咒語需要一個輔助元素 Now, a spell this powerful needs an assist element.
我是說 要想成功 爸爸必須找到 And, I mean, for this to work, Dad would've had to find
一顆鳳凰寶石 a Phoenix Gem!
哇 Wow.
只剩下幾個了 There's only a few of these left.
等等 這危險嗎 Hold on! Is this dangerous?
我們馬上就知道了 We're about to find out.
- 啊 - 什麼 - Ah! - What?
有刺 Splinter.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
等等 我抓錯了 Hold on. I was just grippin' it wrong.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
我們只有一次機會 Only once is all we get,
賜予我這次重生 "grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
一天走完地球 One day to walk the earth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
Barley. Barley.
很抱歉你們的爸爸不在這裏 I'm sorry you guys don't have your dad here,
但這說明他有多想見到你們 but this shows just how much he wanted to see you both.
他什麼都願意嘗試 So much that he'd try anything.
這真是個很特別的禮物 That's still a pretty special gift.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 想和我一起去拿你的蛋糕嗎 Hey, wanna come with me to pick up your cake?
那還好 謝謝媽媽 That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天太陽落山... Till tomorrow's sun has set...
一天走完地球 one day to walk the earth.
嘿 夥計 你在這裏做什麼 Hey, man, what are you doing in here?
扎達的聖牙 你怎麼... Holy Tooth of Zadar! How did you...?
我不知道 才剛開始 I don't know. It just started.
哇哦 腳 Whoa! Feet!
堅持住 我來幫忙 Hang on. I can help!
Barley 不 Barley, no!
父親 Dad?
他只有雙腿 He's just legs.
沒有上面的部分 There's no top part.
我絕對記得爸爸有個上半身 I definitely remember Dad having a top part!
哦 我做了什麼 這太可怕了 Oh, what did I do? This is horrible.
呃... Uh...
你好 Hello?
真的是他 It's really him.
爸爸 你是在自己家裏 Dad, you are in your house.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
他聽不到我們 He can't hear us.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
沒錯 爸爸 是我 Barley That's right, Dad. It's me, Barley.
是的 那是伊恩 Yeah, that's Ian.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
我把事情搞砸了 I messed this whole thing up.
現在他將永遠只有雙腿了 Now he's gonna be legs forever.
不 不是永遠 咒語只持續一天 No, not forever. The spell only lasts one day.
明天日落時分 他會消失 At sunset tomorrow, he'll disappear,
我們再也不能把他帶回來了 and we'll never be able to bring him back again.
好 好 好 24小時 Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours.
雖然時間不多 但... That doesn't give us much time, but...
好吧 我們只需要再施一次咒語 Well, we'll just have to do the spell again.
你是說你必須這麼做 You mean you have to.
一個人只有有天賦才能施展魔法 A person can only do magic if they have the gift.
我弟弟有魔法天賦 And my little brother has the magic gift.
好的 好的 Okay! Okay.
但我連咒語都沒念完 But I couldn't even finish the spell.
你會有很多時間練習的 Well, you're gonna have plenty of time to practice.
因為我們得再找一顆鳳凰寶石 'Cause we have to find another Phoenix Gem.
哈哈 我們從所有任務開始的地方開始 A-ha! We'll start at the place where all quests begin.
Manticore酒館 The Manticore's Tavern.
是一個無所畏懼的冒險家經營的 It's run by a fearless adventurer.
她知道哪裏能找到寶石 She knows where to find any kind of gem,
護身符 圖騰... talisman, totem...
Barley 這些是遊戲卡 Barley, this is for a game.
基於現實生活 Based on real life.
我們怎麼知道 這個酒館 How do we know this tavern
- 還在嗎 - 它在那裏 - is still there? - It's there.
聽著 我多年的訓練讓我為這一刻做好了準備 Look, my years of training have prepared me for this very moment.
我告訴你 這是找到鳳凰寶石的唯一方法 And I'm telling you, this is the only way to find a Phoenix Gem.
相信我 Trust me.
無論付出什麼代價 我要去見我爸爸了 Whatever it takes, I am gonna meet my dad.
你聽到了嗎 爸爸 我們要去探險 You hear that, Dad? We're going on a quest.
來吧 Guinevere Come on, Guinevere.
呃 我們還是坐巴士吧 Uh, maybe we should just take the bus.
她很好 She's fine.
不管怎麼說 這就是數學獎 沒什麼大不了的 Anyway, it's just, like, this award for math. It's no big deal.
但我們回家後我會給你看的 But I'll show you when we get back home.
你們倆在後面聊什麼 Hey, uh, what are you two Chatty Charlies up to back there?
你知道嗎 我覺得和沒有上半身的爸爸說話很奇怪 所以... You know, I felt weird talking to Dad without a top half, so...
嗒嗒 ta-da!
哦 太棒了 Oh, that's great!
爸爸 你看起來就像我記憶中的樣子 Dad, you look just like I remember.
別擔心 我們會在 Hey, don't worry, we'll have
你們知道之前把你們都帶到這裏 the rest of you here before you know it.
然後 我要做的第一件事 把你介紹給 Guinevere And then, first thing I'm gonna do, introduce you to Guinevere.
我從吊耳螺母到空調 重建了這個老姑娘 Rebuilt this old girl myself, from the lug nuts to the air conditioning.
給爸爸看你的車 Showing Dad your van?
- 這就是你的全部清單 - 什麼清單 - That's your whole list? - What list?
- 哦 - 那是什麼 - Oh. - What's that?
我只是在寫一份我想和爸爸做的事情的清單. I'm just working on a list of things I wanted to do with Dad.
你知道 You know,
玩接球 散步 駕駛課 play catch, take a walk, driving lesson,
跟他分享我的人生故事 share my whole life story with him.
這很酷 That's cool.
哦 但在你再次施放爸爸的咒語之前 你必須 Oh. But before you cast Dad's spell again, you're gonna
練習你的魔法 have to practice your magic.
這本書是遊戲用的 This book is for a game.
我告訴過你中的一切都是基於歷史的 I told you, everything in Quests of Yore is historically accurate.
甚至是咒語 Even the spells.
開始練習吧 年輕的巫師 So start practicing, young sorcerer.
好吧 爸 我們試試魔法吧 Okay, Dad. Let's try some magic.
嘿 親愛的 Hey, sweetie?
啊 布拉齊 哦 這條龍總是在我的腳下 Ugh! Blazey. Oh, this dragon is always under my feet.
親愛的 要吃蛋糕嗎 Honey, you want some cake?
懸空 懸空 Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar.
我不能讓這個懸浮咒語起作用 I can't get this levitation spell to work.
也許我可以試試別的辦法 Maybe I could try something else
就像神秘閃電 like Arcane Lightning?
是啊 就像一級法師可以破解 Yeah, like a level-one mage could bust out
魔法師指南中最難的咒語一樣 the hardest spell in the Enchanter's Guide Book.
我們還是試試簡單的 Maybe we'll stick with the easy ones.
是啊 但這不管用 我說錯了嗎 Yeah, well, it's not working. Am I saying it wrong?
嗯 嗯 你說得對 Well, mmm, you said it right.
只是 任何咒語要起作用 It's just, for any spell to work,
你必須用你的心之火說話 you have to speak from your heart's fire.
- 我的什麼 - 你的心之火 - My what? - Your heart's fire.
你必須充滿激情 不退縮 You must speak with passion. Don't hold back.
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
不 就像懸空 No, like Aloft Elevar.
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
不 從你的心之火 No, from your heart's fire!
- 懸空 - 別退縮 - Aloft Elevar! - Don't hold back.
- 懸空 - 心之火 - Aloft Elevar! - Heart's fire!
別再說"心之火"了 Stop saying "heart's fire."
這顯然行不通 This just clearly isn't working.
嘿 這是個好的開始 Hey, it was a good start.
哦 鼓起勇氣 夥計們 我們到了 Oh. Gather your courage, men. We've arrived.
Manticore酒館 The Manticore's Tavern.
哼 它還在這裏 Huh. It is still here.
是的 我告訴過你 Yeah, I told you.
來吧 爸爸 那很好 Come on, Dad. That's good.
好吧 聽著 首先 讓我來談談 All right, listen. First, let me do the talking.
其次 我們必須向 Secondly, it's crucial we show
Manticore展示她應得的尊重 the Manticore the respect she deserves,
否則 第三 她不會給我們一張鳳凰寶石的地圖 or she will, thirdly, not give us a map to the Phoenix Gem.
等等 等等 地圖 Wait, wait, wait. The map?
我以為她有鳳凰寶石 I thought she had a Phoenix Gem.
你真可愛 聽到了嗎 爸爸 You're so cute. Hear that, Dad?
他是個聰明的孩子 只是不知道任務是怎麼做的 He's a smart kid, he just doesn't know how quests work.
還有什麼你忘了告訴我的嗎 Well, is there anything else you're forgetting to tell me?
嗯 沒有了 Mmm. No.
生日快樂 ♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
來加入我們吧 ♪ Come join us on a quest ♪
讓你的生日派對成為最棒的 ♪ To make your birthday party The very, very best ♪
嘿 ♪ Hey! ♪
好的 好的 所以酒館 Okay, okay, so the tavern
變了一點 多年來 changed a little over the years,
但Manticore仍然是真正的交易 but the Manticore is still the real deal.
我要今天的湯 I'll have the soup of the day.
大人想要杯還是大鍋 Would my lord like a cup or cauldron?
夫人 我請求與Manticore會面 Madam, I request an audience with the Manticore.
當然了 大人 But of course, milord.
哦 Manticore Oh, Manticore!
不 不 不 真正的Manticore No. No, no, no. The real Manticore.
無畏的冒險家 The fearless adventurer.
哦 你是說科裏 她在那邊 Oh. You mean Corey? She's over there.
快 誰來幫幫我 Quick! Somebody help me.
這些格裏芬掘金是應該出去 These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out
幾分鐘前 minutes ago.
那就是Manticore That's the Manticore?
哦 偉大而強大的Manticore Oh, great and powerful Manticore.
哇 先生 你正處於危險區域 Whoa! Sir, you're right in the hot zone.
你遲到了 阿道弗斯 You're late, Adolphus.
我知道有交通堵塞 你得做好計劃 I understand there's traffic. You need to plan for that.
也許你媽媽該自己開車 Well, maybe your mother should get her own car!
你的無畏 Your fearlessness?
我哥哥和我在找一張地圖一顆鳳凰寶石 My brother and I seek a map to a Phoenix Gem.
哦 你來對酒館了 12桌 Oh! Well, you've come to the right tavern. Table 12.
我這裏有你想要的羊皮紙 看到 I have the parchment you desire right here. Behold!
哦 那是兒童菜單 Oh. That's a children's menu.
這不好玩嗎 都是根據我以前的地圖 Isn't that fun? They're all based on my old maps.
呃 現在... Uh, now...
偉大的Manticore給你 The great Manticore sends you
帶來了英雄的祝福 on your adventure with a hero's blessing.
這是一些蠟筆 And here's some crayons.
這很有趣 你的支配地位 That's very amusing, your dominance,
但你能有真正的地圖嗎 but might you have the real map?
呃 是啊 在 呃 那邊 Uh, yeah. It's, uh, over there.
就這樣了 That's it.
- 這太完美了 - 哇 哇 哇 - This is perfect. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你在幹什麼 你不能拿走這個 What are you doing? You can't take this.
我們必須 We have to.
那是什麼 What is that?
是我們爸爸 我們有機會見到他 但是... It's our dad. And we have a chance to meet him, but...
但沒有鳳凰寶石我們是做不到的 But we can't do that without a Phoenix Gem.
不 我派人去執行危險任務的日子結束了 No! My days of sending people on dangerous quests are over.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
因為他們很危險 'Cause they're dangerous.
科裏 卡拉OK機又壞了 Corey, the karaoke machine's broken again.
對不起 但你拿不到這張地圖 I'm sorry, but you are not getting this map.
別擔心 女士們 Don't worry, ladies,
你的冒險將暫時繼續 your adventure will continue momentarily.
好的 我能處理好的 Okay, I can handle this.
不 伊恩 No, Ian.
Manticore小姐 女士... Miss mighty Manticore, ma'am...
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
孩子 現在不是時候 Kid, this is not a good time.
啊 我要給這個地方一星級的評價 Ugh. I'm giving this place a one-star review.
只是 我從沒見過我爸爸... It's just, I've never met my dad and...
看 對此我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry about that.
但如果你在我的任務中受傷了 But if you get hurt on one of my quests,
猜猜誰會被起訴 失去她的酒館 guess who gets sued and loses her tavern?
我不能冒那種險 I can't take that kind of risk.
如果你不介意的話 現在 我有重要的事要做 Now, if you'll just excuse me, I have important things to do.
測試 Testing.
你縈繞在我的夢裏 ♪ You haunt my dreams ♪
我的中間人 ♪ My inbetweens ♪
我們需要那張地圖 Please, we need that map.
不 我不會給你地圖的 No, I am not giving you the map.
就這樣了 我說完了 That's it! I am done talking.
- 嗯 我不是 - 哇 哇 哇 - Well, I'm not! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你說你不能冒險失去這個地方 You say you can't risk losing this place.
看看那只Manticore Look at that Manticore.
她看起來是為了冒險而生的 She looks like she lived to take risks.
那個Manticore沒有投資者要照顧 That Manticore didn't have investors to look out for.
她沒有工資單 She didn't have payroll to cover.
她可以直接飛出去 She could just fly out the door
只要她想殺一隻岩漿獸 whenever she wanted and slay a magma beast.
你到底能不能修好機器 Are you gonna fix the machine or not?
好的 等一下 Yeah, in a minute.
好吧 也許這地方不像以前那麼冒險了 Okay, maybe this place isn't as adventurous as it used to be.
所以這裏沒有一大群各式各樣的人 So it isn't filled with a motley horde
願意冒著生命和四肢的危險來享受刺激 willing to risk life and limb for the mere taste of excitement.
但那又怎樣 But so what?
誰說過你要冒生命危險去冒險 Who ever said you have to take risks in life to have an adventure?
顯然你做到了 Apparently, you did.
32號桌說他們的馬蘇里拉棒很涼 Table 32 said their mozzarella sticks are cold.
我都做了些什麼 What have I done?
好吧 現在還不晚 Well, it's not too late.
我是說 你可以把地圖給我們 I mean, you could just give us the map.
這地方以前很危險 This place used to be dangerous.
危險 Dangerous!
- 而且很狂野 - 狂野 - And wild! - Wild!
我以前是危險而狂野的 I used to be dangerous and wild!
危險而狂野 Dangerous and wild!
哇 Wow.
我活在謊言裏 我變成什麼了 I'm living a lie! What have I become?
哦 不 Oh, no.
所有人都出去 Everybody out!
這家酒館因改建而關閉 This tavern is closed for remodeling.
抱歉 卡拉OK機壞了 Sorry, the karaoke machine is broken!
哦 Oh.
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no!
不 No.
我們得走了 We gotta go!
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
太不可思議了 That was unbelievable.
我是說 你就像... I mean, you were just like...
橫樑就浮在那裏 and the beam was just floating there!
我弟弟是個巫師 My brother is a wizard.
真不敢相信這奏效了 I can't believe that worked.
哦 你現在要釘住爸爸的咒語了 Oh! You're gonna nail Dad's spell now.
但我們沒有地圖 Except we don't have a map.
但我們有這個 看 But we've got this. Behold!
聽著 執行任務時 你必須利用你所能擁有的 Look, on a quest, you have to use what you've got.
這就是我們所擁有的 And this is what we've got.
最棒的是 小凱拉已經解開了謎題 Best part is, little Kayla already solved the puzzle.
嗯 據凱拉說 Well, according to Kayla,
我們只需要尋找渡鴉之角 we just have to look for Raven's Point.
渡鴉之角 渡鴉之角 Raven's Point. Raven's Point.
對 寶石一定在山上 Yes! The gem must be in the mountain.
我們明早就能到 We could be there by tomorrow morning.
明天早上 Tomorrow morning?
我們還有很多時間和爸爸在一起 That still gives us plenty of time with Dad.
是啊 嗯 看起來 Yeah. Well, it looks like
高速路應該能把我們帶到那裏 the expressway should take us right there.
嗯 高速公路有點太明顯了 Mmm. Expressway is a little too obvious.
在探索中 清晰的道路永遠不是正確的 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one.
什麼 What?
有一次在中 During one Quests of Yore campaign,
我和灌木玫瑰錘走了一條簡單的路線 Shrub Rosehammer and I took the easy route,
結果他被直接帶進了一個凝膠立方體的腹部 led him straight into the belly of a gelatinous cube.
我沒有遭受同樣命運的唯一原因 Only reason I didn't suffer the same fate?
是因為我跟著直覺走 I followed my gut.
它告訴我 我們走的是一條 And it's telling me we take an ancient trail
叫做危險之路的古道 called the Path of Peril.
但高速公路更快 But the expressway is faster.
從長遠來看不會 Maybe not in the long run.
我知道你想讓這成為你的冒險遊戲之一 I know you want this to be like one of your adventure games,
但重要的 but all that matters
是我們要盡可能多地和爸爸在一起 is that we get to spend as much time as possible with Dad.
所以 我們應該高速公路 對吧 So, we should just take the expressway, right?
是啊 你說得對 Yeah, you're right.
但如果你最後在一個凝膠狀的立方體中 But if you end up inside a gelatinous cube,
你只能靠自己了 you are on your own.
Manticore酒館 Manticore's Tavern
在你的右邊 ahead on your right.
- 嘿 - 我就問問 - Hey. - I'm just checking in.
你趕上孩子們了嗎 Did you catch up to the boys yet?
不 還沒有 No, not yet.
但我有點擔心 因為我們有個 But I'm a little worried because we had
奇怪的家庭問題 a weird family issue come up,
這可不像是伊恩跑了的問題 and, well, this just isn't like Ian to run off.
我是說 Barley也不見了 是的 不只是伊恩 I mean, Barley, yes, but not Ian.
你知道 很晚了 You know, it's late,
你沒必要出去找他們 you shouldn't have to be out looking for 'em.
我知道 這很傻 I know, it's silly.
我肯定他們都著火了 I'm sure they're both probably on fire.
- 火 - 開火 這地方著火了 - Fire? - Fire! The place is on fire!
- 我的孩子們 我得走了 - Laurel - My boys! I gotta go! - Laurel!
快離開 快離開 Get it off, get it off, get it off!
抱歉 你好 Excuse me. Hello?
拜託 我在找兩個小精靈 Please, I'm looking for two teenage elves.
我已經告訴過你了 有兩個小精靈 I told you already, there were two teenage elves.
哦 那是我的兒子 他們去哪了 Oh! Those are my sons. Where did they go?
哦 他們在尋找鳳凰寶石 Oh. They went on a quest to find a Phoenix Gem.
但別擔心 別擔心 But don't worry, don't worry.
我告訴他們地圖的事 我告訴他們寶石的事 I told them about the map, I told them about the gem,
我告訴他們詛咒的事了 I told them about the curse.
我忘了告訴他們詛咒的事 I forgot to tell them about the curse.
- 什麼 - 哦 孩子 - The what? - Oh, boy.
聽著 這個有點... Listen, this one's gone a little...
你的孩子們處境危險 但我可以幫忙 Your boys are in grave danger! But I can help!
哇 嘿 嘿 Whoa, hey, hey!
你哪兒也去不了 我們有問題要問你 You're not going anywhere. We got questions for you.
我知道他們要去哪 我們還能救他們 I know where they're going! We can still save them!
我覺得這裏一切都很好 Okay, I think everything's good here.
姓"Manticore" 名字是"The" Last name "Manticore", first name "The".
等等 你說得對 她有點... Hold on, you're right. She has gone a little...
難怪會有這樣的傷口 It's no wonder with a wound like that.
那只是擦傷 That's just a scratch.
抱歉 你是牛頭怪專家嗎 Oh, I'm sorry, are you an expert on minotaurs?
- Manticores - Manticores - Manticores. - Manticores?
嗯 不... Well, no...
那你就不會知道 Well, then you wouldn't know
當他們的血暴露在空氣中時 that when their blood is exposed to air,
會讓他們發瘋 it makes them go bonkers.
我不這麼認為 I don't think that's true.
看到了嗎 她已經迷失在現實中了 See? She's already losing her grip on reality.
那你為什麼不讓我救她一命呢 So, why don't you let me save her life before it costs you yours?
- 好的 - 謝謝 - Okay. - Thank you.
我們能在這裏有點隱私嗎 Could we have a little privacy here, please?
躺下 很好 Just lie back. That's good.
但把你的頭抬高一點 But get your head a little bit higher.
別在後面待太久 好嗎 Just don't take too long back there, okay?
嘿 聽到了嗎 Hey, you hear me?
我說別太久回去 I said don't take too long back there,
因為... because...
好吧 我們怎麼幫我的孩子們 All right, how do we help my boys?
噢 我會喜歡你的 Ooh! I'm gonna like you.
收音機 前燈 剎車 Radio, headlights, brakes,
輪胎 輪圈 tires, rims.
我是說 現在很難說 爸 I mean, it's hard to tell now, Dad,
在我給她換零件之前 before I replaced her parts,
Barley其實是一種垃圾 Guinevere was actually kind of a piece of junk.
看來我們今天不可能什麼都做 爸 Looks like we're not gonna get to do everything today, Dad.
那還好 That's okay.
我只是想見你 I just wanna meet you.
不過別擔心 我們會幫你修好的 But don't worry, we'll, uh, have you fixed up
回家看看... and back home to see...
哦 夥計 媽媽 Oh, man. Mom!
Barley 我們不能讓爸爸及時回來見媽媽 Barley, we're not gonna be able to get Dad back in time to see Mom.
哦 Oh.
好吧 爸 至少你不用去見那個新來的 Well, Dad, at least you won't have to meet the new guy.
那麼 你努力工作還是幾乎不工作 So, you workin' hard or hardly workin'?
是啊 Yeah.
Barley Barley Barley Barley, Barley, Barley.
每次有麻煩 我都得處理你 Every time there's trouble, I gotta deal with you.
那是你的小馬嗎 Is that your Colt?
是啊 Yeah.
你會想辦法的 You're gonna wanna work on that.
不 不 不 來吧 老女孩 No, no, no! Come on, old girl.
我以為你說你修好了貨車 I thought you said you fixed the van.
放鬆.Barley很好 Relax. Guinevere is fine.
她的胃有點空 Her stomach is just a little empty.
但上面說我們的油箱滿了 But it says we have a full tank.
不 不行 No. That doesn't work.
哦 只剩下幾滴了 Oh. Only a few drops left.
如果有加油站... Maybe if there's a gas station...
嗯 Hmm.
有什麼神奇的方法來加油嗎 Is there a magic way to get gas?
哦 我喜歡你的想法 年輕的法師 Oh! I like your thinking, young mage.
成長咒語 Growth spell!
我們種植罐子 然後裏面的氣體也會隨之生長 We grow the can, and then the gas inside will grow with it.
這主意有點怪 Uh, that's kind of a weird idea.
我知道 我也喜歡 I know! I like it, too.
好的 Okay.
放鬆點 心之火 我們開始 Loosen up. Heart's fire. Here we go.
哇哦 沒那麼簡單 Whoa. It's not that simple.
這傢伙學了點魔法 This one learns a little magic,
就覺得自己是個奇跡大師了 thinks he's Shamblefoot the Wondrous,
我說的對嗎 爸爸 am I right, Dad?
因為成長咒語更高級一點 A growth spell is a bit more advanced.
你現在不僅要發自內心 Not only do you have to speak from your heart's fire,
你同時也必須遵循一個魔法法令 but now you also have to follow a magic decree.
魔法什麼 A magic what?
這是一條特殊的規則 能讓咒語有效 It's a special rule that keeps the spell working right.
這一條說 放大一個物體 This one states, "To magnify an object,
你得把注意力放在上面 you have to magnify your attention upon it."
當你施咒的時候 While you cast the spell,
你不能讓任何事分散你的注意力 you can't let anything distract you.
好的 Okay.
嗷 Ow!
- 什麼 - 有刺 - What? - Splinter.
我們能把這東西磨平嗎 Can we sand this thing down?
不 這根古老的魔法手杖上的一絲一毫都有魔力 No. It's an ancient staff with magic in every glorious fiber.
你不能把它磨平 You can't sand it down.
好吧 好吧 我們開始了 焦點 All right. All right. Here we go. Focus.
- 呃... - 出什麼事了 - Uh... - Something wrong?
抱歉 你的立場是...在這裏 Sorry, it's just, your stance is, uh... Here.
抬起頭 手肘向外 兩腳分開 Chin up, elbows out, feet apart,
背部微微拱起 back slightly arched.
- 好的 感覺如何 - 太好了 - Okay, how's that feel? - Great.
- 哦 還有一件事... - Barley - Oh, one more thing... - Barley!
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
瑪格諾拉·甘圖安 Magnora Gantuan!
別讓魔法嚇到你了 Don't let the magic spook you.
好的 Okay.
- 手肘 - 什麼 - Elbows! - What?
手肘抬起來 Elbows up!
不不不 太高了 太高了 No, no, no, it's too high. That's too high.
我在努力集中注意力 I'm trying to focus here.
哦 對 對 對 集中 把注意力集中在罐子上 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Focus. Focus on the can.
集中 Focus.
Barley 啊 算了吧 Barley! Ah! Forget it!
成功了 It worked!
罐子很大 The can is huge.
而且貨車很大 And the van is huge.
而你是... And you're...
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 發生什麼事了 - 看起來你把我縮小了 - What happened? - Looks like you shrunk me.
怎麼 How?
如果你搞砸了咒語 後果會很嚴重的 Well, if you mess up a spell, there are consequences.
我搞砸是因為你一直在煩我 I only messed up because you wouldn't stop bothering me.
我是在努力幫你 I was trying to help you.
不要你幫 Well, don't try to help me.
哦 好的 好的 我不會的 Oh, okay. Fine. I won't!
哇 哇 爸爸 是我 Whoa, whoa. Dad, it's me.
哇哦 爸爸 沒事的 別擔心 Whoa! Dad, it's okay. Don't worry.
我會處理好的 I'm gonna fix this.
好吧 你要去哪 Well, where are you going?
去找加油站 To find a gas station.
- 好吧 我也去 - 好吧 - Well, I'm going, too. - Fine.
嘿 我不需要你的幫助 Hey, I don't need your help.
我沒問題 Fine with me.
哦 Oh.
我需要休息一下 I just need a little break.
我的小腿跑不了那麼快 My baby legs can't go that fast.
看 一個加油站 Look, a gas station.
好 Good.
哦 等等 我忘了 Oh, wait, I forgot.
你不需要我的幫助 You don't need my help.
嘿 我不需要你背我 我是個成年人了 Hey, I don't need you to carry me. I'm a grown man.
爸爸 Dad!
來吧 沒事的 Barley和我在一起 Come on, it's okay. Barley is with me.
是的 我很好 爸爸 Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
副作用最終會消失的 The side effects are supposed to wear off eventually.
我看起來更大了嗎 Do I look any bigger yet?
嘿 你是不是撞到我了 Hey! Did you just bump into me?
我很抱歉 我沒看見你在那兒 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't see you there.
再做一次 你就會在噩夢中看到我 Do it again, and you'll see me in your nightmares.
這個很幸運 我知道 This one's lucky. I know it.
給我來一包酸味劑 不用找了 Give me a bag of extra-sours. Keep the change.
讓開 豆莖 Outta the way, beanstalk.
呃 二號泵加10元 謝謝 Uh, 10 on pump two, please.
- 你在幹什麼 - 我去拿吃的 - What are you doing? - I'm getting us food.
好的 我知道了 All right, I got it.
還要幾個這個 謝謝 And a couple of these. Thank you.
噓 我得去洗手間 Psst. I have to go to the bathroom.
能等等嗎 Can it wait?
這是你的口袋 It's your pocket.
能把洗手間鑰匙給我們嗎 Can we have the bathroom key, please?
好的 快點 我想離開這裏 Okay, be quick. I want to get out of here.
好的 我走了 Okay, I'm goin'.
一共是12.99美元 That'll be 12.99.
嘿 看著點 Hey, watch it!
你有問題嗎 色鬼 You got a problem, Shades?
我跟你說話的時候回答我 Answer me when I'm talking to you.
對不起 我真的不知道 I'm sorry, I don't really know
他的頭現在在哪裏 where his head's at right now.
今晚怎麼會更糟 How could this night get any worse?
你知道 我會飛過去幫助你的孩子們 You know, I would fly us to help your boys,
但這對老翅膀已經不是以前的樣子了 but the old wings aren't what they used to be.
哦 沒關係 關於這個詛咒... Oh, that's fine. So, about this curse...
這是我自己的錯 It's my own fault.
我應該每天早上都做飛翔練習 不過你知道這是怎麼回事 I should be doing my wing exercises every morning, but you know how that goes.
拜託 詛咒 它有什麼用 Please, the curse. What does it do?
對的 抱歉 這是守護者的詛咒 Right. Sorry. It's a Guardian Curse.
如果你的孩子們拿走寶石 詛咒就會奏效 If your boys take the gem, the curse will rise up
變成一頭強大的野獸 and assume the form of a mighty beast,
與你的孩子們戰鬥到... and battle your sons to the...
哦 他們的危機應對表現如何 Ooh. Well, how do your boys do in a crisis?
不太好 其中一個什麼害怕 Not great. One of them is afraid of everything,
另一個什麼都不怕 and the other isn't afraid of anything.
是啊 你那瘦點的孩子真是無所畏懼 Yeah, that skinny kid of yours is pretty fearless.
不 不 你是說大的那個 Barley No, no. You mean the big one, Barley.
不 不 那個小傢伙 他真的讓我吃了一驚 No, no, the little guy. Ooh, he really let me have it.
什麼 不 你說你可以幫他們 是嗎 What? No, look, you said you could help them, right?
每個詛咒都有一個核心 Every curse has a core,
它的力量中心 the center of its power.
只有一件用稀有金屬鍛造的武器能摧毀它 And only one weapon forged of the rarest metals can destroy it,
我的魔法劍 詛咒粉碎者 my enchanted sword, the Curse Crusher!
好吧 但你好像沒帶這個 Well, okay, but you don't seem to have that on you.
我賣了 I sold it.
幾年前有點稅務問題 Got in a little tax trouble a few years back.
但別擔心 我知道在哪能找到 But don't worry, I know just where to find it.
我在路上了 孩子們 I am on my way, boys.
別惹麻煩 Just try to stay out of trouble.
你怎麼這麼久 What is taking you so long?
你叫誰「異想天開」 Who you calling "whimsical"?
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 哇 哇 哇 - 你膽子真大 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - You've got a lot of nerve.
我是說 I'm just saying,
精靈過去常飛來飛去傳播快樂 sprites used to fly around spreading delight.
這是件好事 That's a good thing.
精靈不會飛 Sprites can't fly.
你的翅膀不管用 是因為你不再用了 Well, your wings don't work 'cause you stopped using them.
- 你說我懶 - 不 不 不 - You calling me lazy? - No, no, no.
不是你 是你的祖先 Not you. Your ancestors.
你竟敢說我的祖先 What did you say about my ancestors?
我不是說懶惰... I didn't mean lazy...
我很抱歉 非常抱歉 他也很抱歉 I'm sorry, very sorry. He's sorry, too.
你不需要飛 誰需要飛 You don't need to fly. Who needs to fly?
我是說 你有那些很棒的自行車 I mean, you've got those great bikes.
你在做什麼 我只是在討論歷史 What are you doing? I was just discussing history.
Barley 我在試著照顧好你和爸爸 Barley, I'm trying to take care of you and Dad,
你卻讓事情越來越糟 and you're not making it any easier.
爸爸 過來 Dad, come on.
哦 不 Oh, no.
嘿 你死定了 Hey! You're dead!
我們死定了 我們死定了 我們死定了 We're dead! We're dead! We're dead!
放鬆點 他們抬不動那些自行車 Relax. They won't be able to lift those bikes.
他們太強壯了吧 They are strong.
我們完蛋了 我們完蛋了 我們要完蛋了 We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
鎖上了 It's locked.
什麼 鑰匙在哪裏 What? Where are the keys?
我進來了 I got this.
快點 Barley Come on, Barley.
好了 快走 Okay, go, go, go!
不 不 不 忘了這茬了 No. No, no, no. No way.
必須你開了 You're gonna have to.
快 快 為什麼啟動不了 Come on. Why won't it start?
找到平衡點 There's a sweet spot.
不在中間 不在最後 Not in the middle, not quite at the end.
快 快 加油 Come on. Come on. Come on.
來吧 Guinevere Come on, Guinevere!
轉到"o" 我們"前進" Put it in "o" for "onward."
開車 Drive!
好吧 你得變道 Okay, you're gonna have to merge.
- 加速 - 我不敢 - Speed up! - I can't do this.
- 是的 你可以 - 我還沒準備好 - Yes, you can. - I'm not ready!
你永遠不會準備好的 變道 You'll never be ready. Merge!
幹得好 Nice job!
- 嘿 別打格溫尼 - Barley - Hey, don't hit Gwinny. - Barley!
- 哦 不 - 繞過他們 - Oh, no. - Get around 'em!
- 他們不讓我進去 - 信號 - They're not letting me in. - Signal.
你沒給信號 You don't have a signaler.
把你的手臂伸向窗外 向左打信號 Stick your arm straight out the window to signal left.
- 快回來 - 繼續開車 - Get back here. - Just keep driving.
Barley Barley!
山在北邊 The mountains are north.
你得一路過去 You need to get all the way over.
怎麼回事... What the...?
追上去 抓住他們 Oh, it is on, Shades! Get 'em!
- 伊恩 集中精神 - 我不能 - Ian, stay focused! - I can't!
你必須集中精力 否則我們都得死 You have to focus or we are all dead!
保持冷靜 Just stay cool.
幹得好 Guinevere Way to go, Guinevere!
打它 Hit it!
我們趕不上了 We're not gonna make it!
爸爸 你還好嗎 Dad, are you okay?
他很好 多虧了車技了得的 He's fine, thanks to the skillful driving
伊恩·萊特富特爵士 擊個掌 of Sir Ian Lightfoot. High five!
發生什麼事了 What is happening?
我覺得咒語消失了 I think the spell is wearing off.
別碰我 Get off my face.
尚托的魔爪 警察 Chantor's Talon! Cops!
- 靠邊停車 - 我沒有執照 - Pull over. - I don't have a license.
我的錢包還是很小 My wallet's still tiny.
下車 Step out of the vehicle.
- 我們該怎麼辦 - 我不知道 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know.
我們怎麼解釋... 不 爸 How are we gonna explain...? Oh, no. Dad!
你有一個漫長的夜晚 夥計 You have a long night there, buddy?
先生 我要問你 Sir, I'm gonna ask you
走這條直線 to walk this straight line.
他們要帶走爸爸 They're gonna take Dad.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
我知道了 偽裝咒語 Oh, I got it. The disguise spell.
你可以偽裝成任何你想要的人 You can disguise yourself to be anyone you want.
但如果我又搞砸了 But what if I mess up again?
根據咒語 According to the spell,
偽裝自己是個謊言 "Disguising yourself is a lie,
所以你必須說實話才能活下去 "so you must tell the truth to get by."
只要你不說謊 咒語就沒問題 As long as you don't tell a lie, the spell will be fine.
好吧 我們要變成誰 Okay. Who are we gonna be?
好吧 我們帶你去車站 Okay, we're taking you down to the station.
這裏有什麼問題嗎 警察同事 What seems to be the problem here, fellow police folk?
布朗科警官 Officer Bronco?
你在那輛貨車裏嗎 Were you in that van?
顯而易見 我們要... Affirmative. And we will...
我是說 我會為那傢伙負全責的 I mean, I will take full responsibility for that fella right there,
所以你可以把他交給我 so you can just release him over to me.
嘿 我想在前面 Hey, I wanted to be the front.
不可能 我來說話 No way. I'll do the talking.
布朗科 我以為你在鎮的另一邊工作 Bronco, I thought you were working on the other side of town.
我 呃 改變主意了 I, uh, changed my mind.
出什麼事了 Something wrong?
只是脖子有點抽筋 Just a little neck cramp.
你必須停止說謊 You have to stop lying.
用問題回答每個問題 Answer every question with a question.
你到底在這裏幹什麼 What exactly are you doing out here?
呃...我在外面幹什麼 Uh... What am I doing out here?
我們在外面幹什麼 What are any of us doing out here?
哇哦 我從沒這麼想過 Whoa. I never thought about it like that.
好樣的 Nice.
恕我直言 你沒有回答我的問題 With all due respect, you didn't answer my question.
我們只是在為伊恩做一些駕駛練習 Well, we were just exercising some driver's education drills for Ian.
伊恩是誰 Who is Ian?
那是Laurel的孩子嗎 Oh, is that Laurel's kid?
伊恩是Laurel的孩子 Ian is Laurel's kid.
你繼子在路上突然轉向 Your stepson was swerving all over the road.
嗯... Yeah, well...
那傢伙今天不在 that guy's not all there today.
是啊 他看起來確實有點不對勁 Yeah, he does seem a little off.
你好像有點不自在 You seem a little off yourself.
事實上 如果我說實話 Uh, actually, if I'm being completely honest,
在這種情況下我不會很好的 I'm not super great in this kind of situation,
我開始有點害怕了 and I'm starting to freak out a little bit.
我渾身都是汗 有點怪怪的 我不知道該說什麼 And I'm all sweaty and weird, and I don't know what to say
我只是覺得我做不好任何事 and I just feel like I can't do anything right,
我是個十足的怪人 and I'm a total weirdo.
等等 等等 Hold on, hold on.
我想我知道這是怎麼回事 I think I know what's going on here.
呃...你知道嗎 Uh... You do?
做一個新父母並不容易 It's not easy being a new parent.
我女朋友的女兒還拔我頭髮呢 好嗎 My girlfriend's daughter got me pulling my hair out, okay?
哦 噢 是啊 Oh. Oh, yeah.
好吧 帶他走吧 All right, we can let him go.
好的 我馬上帶他去貨車那裏 Okay, well, I'm just gonna take him to the van.
嘿 會好起來的 好吧 祝你好運 布朗科 Hey, it gets better. All right? Good luck, Bronco.
你也是 警官 You, too, Officer.
繼續努力工作或者幾乎不工作 Keep workin' hard or hardly workin'.
現在 那是一匹好馬 Now, that was a good Colt.
我不羨慕你 布朗科 I don't envy you, Bronco.
那個光腳小子很難對付 That Lightfoot kid is a handful.
我不同意你的觀點 Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.
我覺得伊恩是個很好的獨立公民 I think Ian's a pretty stand-up citizen.
不是他 年紀大的那個 Not him, the older one.
什麼 What?
我是說 那傢伙有點難搞 I mean, the guy's a screwup.
你不能說你不同意 You can't say you don't agree.
嗯 我不知道 Um, I don't.
什麼 What?
我是說 好吧... I mean, okay, well...
我得走了 我得送伊恩回家 I gotta get going. Gotta get Ian home.
我是說 我上班遲到了 I mean, I'm late for work.
抱歉 我覺得有點噁心 Sorry, I mean, I'm feelin' a little sick.
我是說累了 又累又累 我得走了 I mean tired. Sick and tired. Gotta go!
週一見 See you Monday!
哦 夥計 布朗科有的忙了 Oh, man. Bronco is losin' it.
所以我才沒結婚 See, that's why I never got married.
老戈爾是綁不住的 Old Gore can't be tied down.
我是斯佩克特 This is Specter.
你能幫我接通柯爾特·布朗科警官的電話嗎 Can you put me through to Officer Colt Bronco?
Barley 我不知道後面發生了什麼 Barley, I don't know what happened back there.
但我不認為是你搞砸了 But I don't think you're a screwup.
也許是魔法弄錯了 Maybe the magic just got it wrong, you know.
是啊 Yeah.
我不知道發生了什麼 I don't know what happened.
Barley Barley Barley! Barley!
你要去哪 Where are you going?
Barley 來吧 這一切只是... Barley, come on. This is all just...
我沒有搞砸 I'm not a screwup.
我沒說你是 I didn't say you were.
魔法是為你說的 The magic said it for you.
魔法搞錯了 Well, the magic got it wrong.
魔法不會搞錯的 Magic doesn't get it wrong!
警察問一個問題 The cop asked a question,
你回答 然後魔法揭示了真相.對嗎 you answered, and magic revealed the truth. Right?
對嗎 Right?
我不知道這些東西是怎麼工作的 I don't know how any of this stuff works.
我只知道我們今晚所做的一切都錯了 All I know is that everything we've done tonight has gone wrong.
是啊 出問題是因為你不會聽我的 Yeah, it's gone wrong because you won't listen to me.
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
因為我們所做的一切都是你的主意 Because everything we've done has been your idea.
但你不是按我的方式做的 But you didn't do it my way.
你沒讓我處理Manticore You didn't let me handle the Manticore.
我跟精靈說話的時候你嚇壞了 You freaked out when I talked to the sprites.
因為你不認為我有好主意 'Cause you don't think I have good ideas.
什麼 我當然知道 What? Of course I do.
棒極了 我覺得我們應該走上危險的道路 Great! Then I think we should take the Path of Peril.
我也覺得這很好 通常... And I also think that would be good, normally...
看到 See?
但是 我告訴過你 這不是遊戲 But, I told you, this isn't a game.
今天最重要的是爸爸 All that matters today is Dad,
現在他坐在車裏 and right now he's sitting in that van,
他很困惑... and he's confused...
什麼 What?
他在幹什麼 What is he doing?
我覺得他能感覺到音樂節奏 I think he can feel the vibrations of the music,
他在跳舞 and he's dancing.
哇 Wow.
這太可怕了 He is terrible.
是啊 他確實很糟糕 Yeah. He's really, really bad.
哦 不 他來了 Oh, no. Here he comes.
不 不 不 謝謝 爸爸 爸爸 謝謝你 No, no, no. Thanks, Dad. Dad, thank you.
我很好 I'm good.
停 Stop.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
舞蹈我不在行的 I'm not really a big dancer.
呃... Uh...
想像一下這個舞蹈上半身是什麼樣子 Just imagine what the top half of this dance looks like.
我打賭是這樣的 I bet it goes something like this.
現在 Ow.
你把鞋帶跳脫了 爸 Ah, you danced your shoelaces loose there, Pop.
你知道 我也想見他 You know, I wanna see him, too.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
如果你不給我一個機會讓我做正確的事 It's not fair for you to call me a screwup
你就說我是個混蛋是不公平的 if you don't give me a chance to get something right.
按我的方式做一件事 Just do one thing my way.
你真的認為這條危險之路 You really think this Path of Peril
是上山的最好方法嗎 is the best way to go to the mountain?
那聽你的 Okay.
呃...那麼 你的魔劍呢 Uh... So, where is your magic sword?
它就在那扇門的後面 It lies beyond those gates.
如果我們不帶著劍離開這裏 If we don't leave here with the sword,
你的孩子們就死定了 your boys are doomed.
你在這兒啊 There you are.
一台大蒜粉碎機 One garlic crusher.
不 詛咒粉碎機 No, Curse Crusher.
這是一把巨大的魔法劍 It's a large magical sword.
劍 Sword.
劍 劍 劍 Sword, sword, sword.
我是說 我有這個東西 I mean, I got this thing.
- 就是這樣 - 多少錢 - That's it! - How much?
- 10元 - 太好了 - Let's call it, uh, 10. - Great!
這把由稀有金屬鍛造 Forged of the rarest metals,
而成全世界獨一無二的魔劍 the only sword of its kind in all the land.
你好 老朋友 我們再也不分開了 Hello, old friend. We shall never part again.
哦 原來這把劍是這麼獨一無二啊 Oh! Turns out this sword is the only sword of its kind in all the land.
那就10000元吧 So, let's call it 10,000.
- 你不能這麼做 - 就這麼決定了 - You can't do that! - Well, I just did.
好吧 你最好... Okay, you had better...
是啊 Yeah?
嘿 我和其他警官談過了 Hey, I talked to some other officers,
他們說最後一次看到孩子們是往北走 and they said the boys were last seen going north.
- 他們還好嗎 - 他們很好 - Are they okay? - They're fine.
但是警察說...親愛的 But the officers said... Well, honey,
今晚越來越怪了 this night keeps getting stranger and stranger.
你知道我是誰嗎 Do you know who I am?
什麼有翅膀的熊蛇女 Some kind of winged bear-snake lady?
啊 有翅膀的獅蝎女士 Argh! Winged lion-scorpion lady!
確實如此 It sure does.
聽著 我需要那把劍 Listen, I need that sword.
我兒子這一生只有一次機能見到他們的父親 My sons have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see their father.
現在 我的大兒子... Now, my oldest son...
天哪 你殺了她 Holy son of a... You killed her!
沒事的 她只是暫時癱瘓 It's okay. She's only temporarily paralyzed.
嘿 你不能這麼做 Hey, you can't do this.
- 好吧 我剛剛做了 - 帶上劍 - Well, I just did. - Grab the sword.
你敢 Don't you touch that.
幹得好 Here you go.
給你添麻煩了 And a little something extra for your trouble.
我喜歡你的店 I love your store.
很漂亮 Oh, that's so pretty.
Laurel 發生什麼事了 Laurel, what's happening?
- 是啊 - 喂 你還好吧 - Yeah! - Hello? Are you all right?
Laurel Laurel?
哦 柯爾特 我不能說話.孩子們需要我 Oh, Colt, I can't talk. The boys need me.
等待 Wait!
該死的小孩 Dang those kids.
我們正在進行一項任務 ♪ We're heading on a quest ♪
我們必須找回我們的父親 ♪ Our father we must retrieve ♪
萊特福特兄弟無法阻止 ♪ The Lightfoot brothers can't be stopped ♪
一些 一些 ♪ Something, something ♪
與Retrieve 押韻 ♪ That rhymes with retrieve ♪
是的 我們還在這裏 Yeah, we're still here.
好吧 早上好 親愛的Lightfoot家人 Well, good morning to thee, dear Lightfoot men.
歡迎來到危險之路 Welcome to the Path of Peril.
這不是條路 It's not much of a path.
好吧 你知道 他們在這裏從來沒有真正開發過 Well, you know, they never really developed around here.
所以 注意 我們可能會遇到任何事 So, heads up, we could run into anything.
一隻森蒂科爾 狼龍 凝膠狀立方體 A centicore, wolf dragon, gelatinous cube.
好吧 什麼是凝膠立方體 Okay, what is a gelatinous cube?
哦 是一個巨大的綠色立方體 Oh, it's a giant green cube
它能瞬間分解所有接觸到的東西 that instantly disintegrates all that it touches.
我們不會遇到...哦 停車 We are not gonna run into a... Oh! Stop!
啊 Ahh!
這是什麼 What is this?
無底深淵 Bottomless pit.
只要掉下去 就永遠在往下掉,永不到底 Whatever falls in there, falls forever.
哦 爸爸 過來 Aw, Dad, come here.
伊恩 看啊 Ian, check it out.
這是一座古老的吊橋 This is an ancient drawbridge.
我們把那個橋放下來 就可以去渡鴉之角了 We lower that bad boy and we are on our way to Raven's Point.
找找開關 Look around for a lever.
找到了 Found it.
但它在另一邊 But it's on the other side.
好的 我知道了 Okay, I got this.
懸空 Aloft Elevar.
你不能對那麼遠的地方施懸浮咒 You can't cast a levitation spell on something that far away.
它的半徑只有15米 It only has, like, a 15-meter enchanting radius.
爸爸 你能相信這傢伙嗎 Dad, can you believe this guy?
我們需要的是信任的橋樑 What we need is a Trust Bridge.
這是一種咒語 能創造一座神奇的橋 It's a spell that creates a magical bridge
你可以走在上面 you can walk on.
意念之橋 就說意念之橋 Just say "Bridgrigar Invisia."
意念之橋 好的 Okay. Bridgrigar Invisia.
意念之橋 Bridgrigar Invisia!
- 沒有用 - 不 咒語起作用了 - It didn't work. - No, the spell's still going.
除非你踩過去 否則你不會知道你的橋是否起作用 You won't know if your bridge worked until you step on it.
踩什麼 Step on what?
如果你相信橋在那裏 那它就在那裏 If you believe the bridge is there, then it's there.
- 但事實並非如此 - 不要這麼悲觀 - But it's not. - Well, not with that attitude.
我不會就這樣踩過去的 I'm not gonna step out onto nothing.
現在我們給你綁個繩子 Now we've got a rope.
但你其實並不需要它,因為... But you're not gonna even need it because...
- 我要繩子 - 好的 - I want the rope! - Okay.
我只是說你不需要繩子 I'm just saying you're not gonna need the rope,
因為我知道你能創造出那座橋 because I know you can make that bridge.
我要死了 我要死了 我死定了 我死定了 我死定了 I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
- 哦 我完蛋了 - 我抓住你了 - Oh, my life is over. - I got you.
好吧 摔了一跤而已 Okay, you fell.
- 真的很怕嗎 - 怕死了 - But was that so bad? - Yes!
- 但你還活著 - 是的 - Are you still alive? - Yes.
現在你知道最壞的情況了 Okay, so now you know the worst that can happen.
所以 沒什麼好怕的 對吧 So, there's nothing to be scared of, right?
意念之橋 Bridgrigar Invisia!
你能行的 Hey. You can do this.
- 成功啦 - 大步走,兄弟 - Yeah! - There you go!
每一步都要相信 Believe with every step.
你抓緊我了 對吧 You've got me, right?
我抓緊你了 I still got you.
伊恩·萊特富特無所畏懼 Ian Lightfoot is fearless.
太神奇了 This is amazing!
是啊 繼續走 Yeah! But just keep going.
不要回頭看 勝利就在前方 Don't look back. Just straight ahead.
你還抓著繩子 是嗎 You've still got the rope, right?
是的 我抓著呢 Yeah, I got it.
我不害怕了 I am not afraid!
天啊 我可以在這呆一整天 Oh, man, I could stay out here all day.
好吧 繼續走 記住 我們要去見爸爸 Okay, but keep moving. We've gotta see Dad, remember?
嘿 爸爸 這最後一步是為了你 Hey, Dad, this last step is for you.
他做到了 爸爸 He did it, Dad.
真是太棒了 That was amazing.
繩子斷了多久 How long was the rope gone?
呃 差不多後半截吧 Oh, just, like, the second half of it.
我需要那根繩子 I needed that rope.
你確定嗎 Oh, but did you?
伊恩 看 Ian! Look.
是一隻烏鴉 It's a raven.
線索上說的是渡鴉之角 The clue on the menu said Raven's Point.
是啊 在山裏 Yeah. In the mountains.
但也許不是指那座山 But maybe the puzzle didn't mean the mountain.
也可能是烏鴉指向的地方 Maybe it means follow where the raven is pointing.
又是一隻烏鴉 It's another raven.
那只可能指向另一隻烏鴉 That one could be pointing to another raven,
直到指向寶石 all the way to the gem.
我...我帶錯路了 I... I had us going the wrong way.
我告訴過你了 我的直覺不會錯的 Well, I told you. My gut knows where to go.
不是嗎 兄弟 是的 你需要我 Don't you, boy? Yes, you do.
- 哈 - 來吧 爸爸 - Huh. - Come on, Dad.
Guinevere馬上就能把我們帶到那只烏鴉那裏 Guinevere will get us to that raven in no time.
你們兩個有麻煩了 大麻煩 You guys are in trouble, big time.
不 不 柯爾特.我們找到了咒語 No, no, no, Colt. We found a spell.
如果我們在日落前完成 我們就能見到我們的父親 If we finish it before sunset, we'll get to see our father.
你媽媽告訴我 Well, uh, your mom told me
發生了一些奇怪的家庭問題 there was some kind of strange family issue going on,
絕對非常奇怪的問題 and this is definitely strange.
但是不 該死的 But no, dang it.
我不會再讓你害你媽媽難過了 I'm not letting you upset your mother anymore.
現在都上車 我送你們回家 Now you get in the vehicle, I'm escorting you home.
不 不行 No. No way.
我數到三 I'm giving you to the count of three.
- 好的 我們走 - 伊恩 - Okay, we'll go. - Ian.
他是個警察 He's a police officer.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
該死... Son of a...
我需要支援 一輛逃跑的貨車 I need backup. Runaway van!
是啊 伊恩多爾·萊特富特 破壞規則 Yeah! Iandore Lightfoot, breaking the rules.
我簡直不敢相信我是在逃避警察 I can't believe I'm running from the cops.
你不是在逃避警察 You're not running from the cops,
你是在逃避我們媽媽的男朋友 you're running from our mom's boyfriend.
好吧 現在你在逃避警察 Okay, now you're running from the cops.
堅持 Hold on!
哇哦 Whoa!
是啊 幹得好 Guinevere Yeah! Nice going, Guinevere!
我做了什麼 我不該開車走的 Oh, what did I do? I shouldn't have driven away.
不 很棒 No, it was great.
嘿 用那些石頭擋住路 Hey, block the road with those boulders.
什麼 怎麼 What? How?
神秘閃電 Arcane Lightning.
你說那是最難的咒語 You said that's the hardest spell.
你準備好了 You are ready.
為了讓閃電輕易地擊中你 "To make lightning strike with ease,
必須遵守一切法令 "one must follow all decrees."
你必須什麼都做 You have to do everything.
用你的心之火說話 Speak from your heart's fire,
相信你自己 全神貫注 trust yourself, focus, all of it.
高能閃電 Voltar Thundasir.
高能閃電 Voltar Thundasir!
我不能 我做不到 I can't! I can't do it.
我們見不到你了 爸爸 這都是我的錯 We're not gonna see you, Dad. And it's all my fault.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
怎麼回事... What the...?
Barley Barley.
她只是一輛破貨車而已 She was just a beat-up old van.
快點 我們得走了 Come on, we gotta go.
等待 Wait.
哦 看到了嗎 爸爸 Oh. You see that, Dad?
學徒變成了大師 The apprentice has become the master.
看起來像水 It looks like water.
那麼 X是什麼意思 So, what's the, uh, X mean?
在一個任務中 X只代表一件事 On a quest, an X only means one thing.
我們到水的盡頭 我們會找到鳳凰寶石 We go to the end of the water, we'll find that Phoenix Gem.
獨角獸 Unicorns!
哇哦 Whoa.
涼爽 Cool.
這水可能綿延好幾英里 This water could go on for miles.
我們時間不多了 We don't have that kinda time.
如果我們有個可以漂流的東西 If we had something to float on,
就可以施一個速度咒 we could cast a velocity spell on it,
像隧道裏的摩托飛艇一樣飛馳 fly down the tunnel like a magic jet ski.
好吧 沒什麼可以漂流 Well, there's not much to float on.
記住 在探險的時候 Remember, on a quest,
你必須利用你所擁有的 you have to use what you've got.
瑪格諾拉·甘圖安 Magnora Gantuan!
加速 Accelior!
哇哦 Whoa!
酷呆了 This is actually kinda cool.
你還知道什麼咒語 So, what other spells do you know?
振作起來 年輕的法師 Brace yourself, young mage.
還有很多魔法夠你學的 I know all there is to know of magic.
柯爾特 我們知道孩子們要去哪裏 Colt, we know where the boys are going.
我們只需要在他們釋放詛咒之前找到他們 We just have to get to them before they unleash the curse.
- 什麼 - 讓我們粉碎一些詛咒 - The what? - Let's crush some curses!
詛咒 保護寶石的詛咒 The curse. The curse that protects the gem
變成巨龍什麼的 by turning into a rock dragon or something.
什麼龍 A what dragon?
我無法解釋 I can't explain it.
我只知道我們得盡快找到孩子們 I just know we have to get to the boys fast.
我們會很快找到他們的 我們會很快找到他們的 Oh, we'll get to them fast. We'll get to them so fast.
我差點趕到 但伊恩 他剛開車走了 Well, I almost had 'em, but Ian, he just drove off.
- 哈 希望他好運 - 什麼 - Huh. Good for him. - What?
不 我是說他害怕開車 No, I just mean he's scared to drive.
我覺得有什麼東西會從... Thinks something's gonna come at him out of the...
哦 我認為我的腿被蟄了 Oh! I think I stung my leg.
Laurel 怎麼了 怎麼了 Laurel, what happened? What's goin' on?
你差點殺了我 女士 You almost killed me, lady.
你沒事吧 你從哪裏來的 Are you okay? Where did you come from?
你擋住我們的飛行路線了 You were in our flight path.
- 你還好嗎 - 我很好 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
哦 不 我們的車 Oh, no. Our transport!
我們現在怎麼去找你兒子 How are we going to get to your sons now?
來吧 小精靈們 我們上天空吧 Come on, Pixie Dusters, let's take to the skies.
- 是啊 - 我生來就是要飛的 - Yeah! - I was born to fly!
你覺得做個飛翔練習怎麼樣 How do you feel about exercising those wings?
布巴斯蒂亞 Boombastia!
- 啊 記住... - 哦 對 - Ah, remember... - Oh, right.
布巴斯蒂亞 Boombastia!
哇哦 Whoa!
是啊 你是天生的 想得快 Yeah! You're a natural! Think fast.
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
是啊 好看的 Yeah! Nice!
小心你在那吃了多少船 夥計 Careful how much boat you're eating there, man,
我們還得走到隧道盡頭 we still gotta make it to the end of the tunnel.
是啊 說得好 Yeah. Good point.
我簡直不敢相信我就差一點了就能和爸爸說話了 I can't believe I'm this close to actually talking to Dad.
你知道我要問他什麼嗎 You know what I'm gonna ask him?
他是否給自己取過巫師的名字 If he ever gave himself a wizard name.
什麼 What?
因為他喜歡魔法 Well, 'cause he was into magic.
很多巫師都有很酷的名字 Lots of wizards have cool names.
雄偉的阿洛拉 Alora the Majestic.
幻想者伯達 Birdar the Fanciful.
總之 至少對他有四段以上的回憶了 Anyway, it'll just be nice to have more than four memories of him.
- 呃 三個 - 嗯 - Uh, three. - Hmm?
你只有三段記憶 You only have three memories.
噢 是啊 Oh, yeah.
Barley 你有嗎 Barley, do you have
你還沒告訴我關於爸爸的另一段記憶嗎 another memory of Dad you haven't told me?
不 只是不是我的最愛 No, it's just not my favorite.
你的意思是 What do you mean?
爸爸生病的時候 When Dad was sick,
我應該進去跟他道別 I was supposed to go in and say goodbye to him.
但他連著這些管子 But he was hooked up to all these tubes,
他看起來都不像他自己了 and he just didn't look like himself.
我很害怕 I got scared,
我也沒進去 and I didn't go in.
那時我決定再也不會害怕了 That's when I decided I was never gonna be scared ever again.
哦 看起來像我們馬上就到了 Oh. Looks like we're coming up on somethin'.
最後的挑戰 The final gauntlet.
鳳凰寶石就在另一邊 The Phoenix Gem is just on the other side.
小心 可能有陷阱 Careful, there could be booby traps.
這地方差不多有一千年的歷史了 This place is, like, 1,000 years old.
不可能的 可能會有... There's no way there could be...
哦 不 Oh, no.
不可能是 It can't be.
一種凝膠狀的立方體 A gelatinous cube!
運行 Run!
哇 等等 這是個謎 Whoa! Wait! It's some kind of puzzle.
我們得盡快想清楚... We gotta figure it out before...
沒時間了 拿個盾牌 No time. Grab a shield.
- 跳 相信我 - 什麼 - Jump! Trust me! - What?
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
現在 Ow.
伊恩 Ian.
呼 Whew!
別踩到那個 Don't step on that.
我沒碰它 I didn't touch it.
高能閃電 Voltar Thundasir!
下面的瓷磚和洞口的形狀一樣 The tile down there has the same shape as the opening.
也許我們應該踩上去 Maybe we were supposed to step on it?
- 什麼 - 我拿到了 - What? - I got it.
不 Barley No, Barley!
哦 起作用了 Oh! It's working!
不可能的 It's impossible.
沒人能憋那麼久 No one can hold their breath that long.
我們成功了 We made it!
哦 Oh.
鳳凰寶石在這扇門後面等著 The Phoenix Gem awaits beyond this door.
我們可以嗎 Shall we?
我們當然會 We certainly shall!
爸爸 我們一直在追尋 Dad, we have followed the quest,
它指引我們走向勝利 and it has led us to our victory!
我們回家了 We're back home.
不 說不通 我們走上了危險的道路 No, that doesn't make sense. We took the Path of Peril.
我們跟著烏鴉 We followed the ravens,
我們到了水的盡頭... we went to the end of the water...
除非X是指遠離水 Unless the X meant stay away from the water.
或者是篝火 Or it could be, like, a campfire?
沒事的 我們能搞定的 It's okay. We can figure this out.
搞清楚什麼 我們又回到了起點 Figure out what? We're back where we started.
我是說 在這裏必須有一個護手 I mean, it has to be here. There was a gauntlet.
我是說 除非那手套是用來 I mean, unless that gauntlet was for,
巧合的是 一些不同的任務 coincidentally, some different quest.
- 這是一種可能性 - 什麼 - That's a possibility. - What?
不 不 這裏一定是鳳凰寶石的所在地 No, no, no. This has to be where the Phoenix Gem is.
我跟著感覺走 I followed my gut.
- 哦 不 - 什麼 - Oh, no. - What?
寶石在山上 The gem is in the mountain.
我們幾個小時前就可以去的那座山如果我們... The mountain we could have been to hours ago if we just...
如果我們待在高速公路上 If we just stayed on the expressway.
不 高速公路太明顯了 No, the expressway is too obvious.
你永遠不能接受顯而易見的... You can never take the obvious...
如果我沒有聽 敬你 好嗎 If I hadn't listened to you! Okay?
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
你表現得好像知道自己在做什麼 You act like you know what you're doing,
但你不知道線索 but you don't have a clue,
那是因為你搞砸了 and that's because you are a screwup.
現在你毀了我擁有我從未擁有過的東西的機會 And now you've screwed up my chance to have the one thing I never had!
你要去哪 Where are you going?
我們只剩下一點時間陪爸爸了 To spend what little time we have left with Dad.
伊恩等等 Ian, wait!
我們還能找到鳳凰寶石 We can still find the Phoenix Gem.
我們得繼續找 We just have to keep lookin'.
伊恩 Ian!
不 爸爸 No, Dad.
他不在這裏 He's not here.
得了吧 在哪呢 Come on. Where is it?
跟著水走 Follow the water.
啊... Ugh...
好吧 快 從噴泉裏出來 All right. Come on, out of the fountain.
不 我在找一塊古老的寶石 No, I'm looking for an ancient gem.
哦 是的 我們知道 "過去的日子" Oh, yeah, we know. "The old days."
不 停 請 不 No! Stop! Please! No!
好了好了 Okay, ow, okay!
好的 我要走了 Okay. I'm leaving.
- 嘿 - 來吧 - Hey! - Come on!
有人能報警嗎 我們又找到了歷史愛好者 Can someone call the cops? We got the history buff again.
- 我做不到 - 你可以 - I can't do this. - Yes, you can.
- 我還沒準備好 - 你永遠不會準備好的.變道 - I'm not ready! - You'll never be ready. Merge!
幹得好 Nice job!
- 快想想 - 懸空 - Think fast. - Aloft Elevar!
我知道你比那更堅強 I know you're stronger than that.
我的小弟弟有魔法天賦 My little brother has the magic gift.
不要退縮 Don't hold back.
嘿 你能做到的 Hey. You can do this.
快點下來 馬上下來 Okay, come on. Get down right now.
太棒了 Yeah! Yeah!
Barley Barley!
伊恩 看 Ian! Look!
看你後面 Behind you!
這是詛咒 It's a curse.
Barley 快跑 Barley, run!
你想要什麼 寶石嗎 What do you want? The gem?
好吧 去拿吧 Fine, take it!
是Manticore The Manticore!
媽媽 Mom?
沒事的 孩子們 我們會照顧好... It's okay, boys, we'll take care...
哇...你傾斜了 你在傾斜 Whoa... You're tilting! You're tilting!
- 媽媽 - 去看看你父親 - Mom! - Go see your father!
沒事的 如果他們用那把劍刺傷野獸的核心 It's okay! If they stab the beast's core with that sword,
詛咒就會被打破 the curse will be broken.
得了吧 Come on!
Barley 對我之前說的...我很抱歉 Barley, what I said before... I am so sorry.
沒時間了 太陽就要落山了 There's no time. The sun's about to set.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落山 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth!
是時候粉碎詛咒了 Time to crush a curse!
哦 我的背 Ooh, my back.
我是一個強大的戰士 I am a mighty warrior.
我是一個強大的戰士 I am a mighty warrior!
快點 我憋不住了 Hurry! I can't hold this for long!
不 不 不 不 Barley No! No, no, no! Barley!
孩子們 它回來了 Boys, it's coming back!
我去引開它 I'll go distract it.
什麼 不 What? No!
如果你那樣做 你會想念爸爸的 If you do that, you'll miss Dad.
沒事的 替我向爸爸問好 It's okay. Say hi to Dad for me.
- 不 你去說再見 - 什麼 - No. You go and say goodbye. - What?
我有個照顧我的人 I had someone who looked out for me.
一個讓我變得 Someone who pushed me to be
比我想像中更強大的人 more than I ever thought I could be.
我從來沒有爸爸 但我一直有你 I never had a dad, but I always had you.
Bridgrigar Invisia Bridgrigar Invisia!
布巴斯蒂亞 Boombastia!
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
不 No!
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no!
利用我所擁有的 Use what I have.
我有什麼 我什麼都沒有 Uh, what do I have? I have nothing.
刺 每根刺都有魔力 Splinter. Magic in every fiber.
瑪格諾拉·甘圖安 Magnora Gantuan!
不 高能閃電 No! Voltar Thundasir!
伊恩 Ian!
加速 Accelior!
伊恩 Ian!
他說了些什麼 What did he say?
他說他一直以為自己的巫師名字 He said he always thought his wizard name
是異想天開的懷爾德 would be Wilden the Whimsical.
哇 太可怕了 Wow. That's really terrible.
我知道 I know.
他還說他為你長大後的樣子感到驕傲 He also said he's very proud of the person you grew up to be.
我欠你很多 Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you.
他也這麼說 He kinda said that, too.
他讓我給你這個 Oh, and he told me to give you this.
很久以前 世界充滿了奇跡 Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充滿冒險 令人興奮 It was adventurous, exciting,
最棒的是 有魔法 and best of all, there was magic.
哇哦 看著點 Whoa! Watch it!
牛B Bullseye!
然後 我用強大的寶劍 And then, with a slash of my mighty sword,
把野獸的翅膀從它可憐的身體上割下來 I severed the beast's wings from its wretched body!
那麼 誰想來塊蛋糕 Okay, who wants cake?
我想 只要你生活中有一點魔力 And I think, with a little bit of magic in your life,
你幾乎可以做任何事 you can do almost anything.
你就是這樣把學校重新整合起來的嗎 Is that how you put the school back together?
呃 是的 Uh, yes.
你當初也是這樣毀掉學校的嗎 Is that also how you destroyed the school in the first place?
呃 也是吧 Uh, also yes.
- 嘿 太棒了 - 謝謝 - Hey, that was great. - Thanks.
- 你待會兒要去公園嗎 - 是啊 回見 - You going to the park later? - Yeah! See you there.
媽媽 哦 Mom! Oof!
布萊齊 趴下 Blazey, down!
誰是好龍 誰是好龍 Who's a good dragon? Who's a good dragon?
那麼 過得怎麼樣 So, how was school?
真的很好 It was really good.
嗯 好吧 Well, all right.
嘿 他來了 你工作很努力嗎 Hey, there he is. You workin' hard?
不 幾乎不工作 No, hardly workin'.
哦 我得走了 我要去Manticore酒店住了一晚 Oh, I gotta go. I'm meeting the Manticore for a night out.
我們正在進行1-1-3計劃 We got a one-one-three in progress.
各單位報告 All units report.
職責所在 是時候上路了 Duty calls. Time to hit the trails.
你忘帶鑰匙了 Oh, you forgot your keys!
不需要 我是為奔跑而生的 Don't need 'em. I was born to run.
新貨車怎麼樣了 So, how's the new van?
Guinevere二世太棒了 Oh. Guinevere the Second is great.
我攢的錢差不多夠刷個漂亮的漆了 I've almost got enough saved up for a sweet paint job.
- 不 請不要 - 為什麼不呢 - No, please don't. - Why not?
因為我已經處理好了 Because I already took care of it.
好吧 去公園的最好方法就是走 Okay, best way to the park is to take
一條叫做毀滅之路的小道 a little something called the Road of Ruin.
- 呃...太明顯了 - 等等 什麼 - Uh... It's too obvious. - Wait, what?
在探險之旅中 明朗的道路永遠不是正確的 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one.
♪ You're the soul who understands ♪
♪ The scar sand made me who I am ♪
♪ Through the drifting sands of time ♪
♪ I got your back and you got mine ♪
♪ If you bear a heavy load ♪
♪ I'll be your wheels I'll be the road ♪
♪ I'll see us through the thick and thin ♪
♪ For love and loss until the end ♪
♪ 'Cause you carried me with you ♪
♪ From the highestof the peaks ♪
♪ To the darkness of the blue ♪
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me ♪
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
♪ You carried me with you ♪
♪ From the day it all began ♪
♪ Yeah, you were there You took my hand ♪
♪ And when I hurt a bit too deep ♪
♪ You watched me as I fell asleep ♪
♪ And when my head was in the cloud ♪
♪ You found a way to pull me out ♪
♪ You picked my heart up off the ground ♪
♪ And showed me love was all around ♪
♪ Yeah, you carried me with you ♪
♪ From the highest of the peaks ♪
♪ To the darkness of the blue ♪
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me ♪
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
♪ You carried me with you ♪
♪ Oh, we'll be sitting on the world together ♪
♪ Watching as the days turn into night ♪
♪ We know how to brave the stormy weather ♪
♪ And we're never giving up without a fight ♪
♪ If you should ever bear a heavy load ♪
♪ I'll be your wheels I'll be the road ♪
♪ I'll see us through the thick and thin ♪
♪ For love and loss until the end ♪
♪ 'Cause you carried me with you ♪
♪ From the highest of the peaks ♪
♪ To the darknessof the blue ♪
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm You were always guiding me ♪
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
♪ You carried me with you ♪
♪ Oh, you carried me with you ♪