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索菲·蘇亞雷斯 你願意嫁給我嗎 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me?
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-我願意 願意 願意 -你去體育酒吧幹什麼 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Why are you hanging out at a sports bar?
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我買下來了 我要把它變回同志酒吧 I bought it. And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again.
监制 蘑人啾啾
我能信任你會經營好這裏嗎 Can I trust you to run this place?
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你睡了我女朋友 You fucked my girlfriend,
卻問我能不能信任我 and you want to know if you can trust me?
希望以後能補償你 I hope I can make it up to you one day.
你這是破壞競選 You jeopardized the campaign.
我很清楚 也很難過 I'm painfully aware of that fact.
安吉給我打電話了 Angie called me.
你是不是還有點 Is there a part of you
想要她 可以跟我說 that still wants her? You can tell me.
我想要你 還有她 I want you and her.
那你們現在是三人婚姻嗎 So, you're a throuple now?
她是那種冰山辣妹 She's, like, a super cold hot lady.
知道還有誰也美嗎 You know who else is hot?
-貝特·波特 -你不能否認 - Bette Porter. - You can't deny
她與眾不同 that she's special.
-我只想你跟我說說話 -我無話可說 - I want you to talk to me. - I don't have anything to say!
凱莉向我求婚了 Carrie asked me to marry her,
-我答應了 -祝賀你 - and I said yes. - Congratulations.
你跟那個可愛男孩子 Have you told that sweet boy
說愛他了嗎 因為他也愛你 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too.
你今天該去陪索菲 You should've been there for her today.
-她很需要你 -她知道我最近很累 - She really needed you. - She knows I'm fucking tapped out right now.
我已經付出很多了 I-I'm giving her all I've got.
你難過的是她要結婚了嗎 Are you sad about her getting married?
對 我內心可能總多少有些希望 Yeah. A part of me always hoped that you two
你倆能重歸於好 would get back together.
你別走 Please, don't go.
你真的有個好女兒 You have a really wonderful daughter,
我喜歡和她一起 and I love spending time with her.
傑夫·米爾納將成為下任市長 Jeff Milner will be the next mayor.
-那是什麼 -離婚協議 - What are those? - Divorce papers.
你他媽根本除了自己 誰都不會愛 You're incapable of loving anyone but your fucking self.
你努力和我前妻相處 You tried to make it work with my ex-wife
是因為你覺得我會開心 because you thought it would make me happy.
-我愛你 -隻有我 - I love you. - Just me?
只有你 Just you.
-新粉絲吧 -對 我叫邁卡 - You must be a new fan. - Yeah. I'm Micah.
我是荷西的丈夫 I'm Jose's husband.
我怕事態困難的時候 她會離你而去 I'm afraid when things get hard, she's gonna leave you
因為她只懂這個 because, that's what she knows.
爸 我們很相愛 Dad, we love each other.
很幸福 And we're good together.
-你要告訴丹妮嗎 -不 - Are you gonna tell Dani? - No.
-不會再發生了 -我們結婚吧 - It's never gonna happen again. - Let's get married.
你一直想去夏威夷 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
明天就去 We can go tomorrow.
我要回家了 回密蘇里州 I'm going home. To Missouri.
今晚的航班 My flight's tonight.
你就是我命定的人 You're my person.
你是我的今日之光啊 You're, like, the best part of my day.
我愛你愛慘了 I love the shit out of you.
我也愛你 I love you, too, man.
我想當你老婆 I just want to be your wife.
不過我會一直陪著你 But I'll always be here for you.
歡迎登上 Welcome you to board
飛往堪薩斯城的直飛航班 our nonstop flight to Kansas City.
前往檀香山的1256次航班最後一次登機提醒 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu.
我愛你 And I love you.
我非常愛你 I love you so much.
你來啦 There you are.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你真美 You look so beautiful.
你也是 很好看 So do you. You look amazing.
來吧 Come on.
首先 我知道在場的各位都跟我一樣 Well, first of all, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say
很高興你們沒在夏威夷結婚 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii.
因為要是錯過這樣美妙的時刻 就太可惜了 Because we would hate to have missed this magic moment.
我越瞭解索菲 The more I know Sophie,
就越欣賞她... the more impressed I am...
她慷慨 正直 by her generosity, her integrity.
你們都知道 我有多愛我的女兒 You all know how much I love mi hija.
我最看重的就是丹妮的幸福 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness.
我要說... And I have to say...
我從沒見她像今天這樣幸福過 I've never seen her happier than she is today.
索菲... 歡迎你加入我們的大家庭 Sophie... welcome into our family.
-乾杯 -乾杯 - Brindemos. - Yay!
敬我的女兒 丹妮 還有我的新女兒 索菲 To my daughter, Dani, and my new daughter, Sophie.
祝你們幸福快樂到永遠 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever.
-乾杯 -乾杯 - Salud. - Salud.
乾杯 寶貝 Cheers, baby.
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Q世代 第二季 第１集
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是這兒嗎 This it?
你好 Hello.
你好啊 What's up?
-你好嗎 -很好 - How are you? - I'm good.
埃迪 Eddie.
我去 Shit.
是謝恩吧 Shane, right?
埃迪 Eddie.
-近來可好 -不錯 - How you doing? - I'm good.
我們這兒都管你叫"埃迪崇拜者" We call you Wannabe Eddie around here.
行 那我就欣然接受了 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it.
-這狗不會讓人過敏吧 -不會的 - Is Cujo hypoallergenic? - Oh, yeah.
-不會 不會的 -好吧 最好是這樣 - He's good. He's good. - All right, he better be.
我要是打噴嚏了 你倆就都得滾出去 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out.
-來吧 -來吧 麥克 - Come on. - Come on, Mack.
天 我一直等著見你呢 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you.
-是嗎 -是啊 - Is that so? - Yeah.
我常聽人說起你 I been hearing a lot about you.
大家總說你我除了膚色 哪兒都一樣 People keep saying we're the white and black versions of each other.
那不就跟照鏡子一樣 Okay. So it's like looking in a mirror.
等下就知道了 Yeah, we'll see.
正好泰絲替我倆工作 Since Tess works for both of us,
我就想趁這機會見見你的廬山真面目 I figured it'd be a good opportunity to finally meet your ass.
-好吧 明白 -坐吧 - All right. Yeah. - Grab a seat.
希望不會讓你失望 謝謝 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you.
-拭目以待吧 -你好 - Yeah, we'll see. - How you doing?
-你好嗎 -你好 - How you doing? - What's up?
-交一萬 -當然 - It's ten racks. - Yeah, yeah.
我們肯定會數的 We definitely gon' count it.
不數才是看不起我 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't.
幫我個忙 Do me a favor and,
-放規矩點 -我盡量 - just behave yourself. - I'll try.
好 開始吧 A'ight, we good.
好 Okay.
大家都清楚來這兒的原因 Everyone knows why we're here.
玩的是無限注德州撲克 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em.
-你好嗎 -我很好 你好嗎 - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you?
挺好 謝謝 Good, thank you.
你叫什麼 What's your name?
-克洛伊 -克洛伊 - Chloe. - Chloe.
-克洛伊是吧 -克洛伊 - Chloe, huh? - Chloe.
克洛伊 克洛伊 你好 我叫謝恩 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane.
-很高興認識你 謝恩 -很高興認識你 - Nice to meet you, Shane. - Nice to meet you.
有什麼需要就告訴我 You let me know if you need anything else.
-好 我會的 -謝謝 - All right, I will. - Thank you.
不客氣 You're welcome.
好了 再見啦 Okay, bye, guys!
-愛你們哦 -再見 - Love you! - Bye!
華夫餅的事很抱歉 Sorry about the waffles.
在學校玩開心 Have a good day at school!
這人幹什麼呢 What is this person doing?
幹什麼呢 走啊 What are you doing? Move up.
走啊 傻逼 Move up, you motherfucker!
我很開心你能覺得我搞笑 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny.
不... 不是啦 我在重看發給出版商的稿子 N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading the draft I sent to the publisher.
也對 笑你自己寫的笑話 Okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke.
-非常合理 -卵巢囊腫那章的標題 - Yes. That makes more sense. - Do we still like the title
"潤滑油 咪咪和輸卵管" "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter
-現在聽來還是很有才吧 -是啊 - on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? - Oh, yeah.
-當然 當然 -好的 - For sure. For sure. - Okay.
作為暢銷書作家 And then when you're a best-selling author,
就能擁有自己的潤滑油生產線了 you can have your own lube line.
-我覺得我們... -走啊 - I think we're... - Let's go!
現在考慮潤滑油的事有點早了吧 kind of getting ahead of ourselves with the lube, but yeah.
這條道怎麼一動不動 Why isn't this line moving?
因為這樣事情就太簡單了 Cause that would just be too easy.
死直女足球媽 快開車 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go!
你知道什麼好玩嗎 You know what would be fun?
什麼 What?
速戰速決來一下 A real quickie.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
-就在車後面嗎 -快去 - In the back? - Get back there.
-有小孩呢 -管他呢 - But the kids. - Who cares?
快 快 Go, go, go.
早上好 Morning.
你好 吉吉 Hey. Gigi. Hi.
你還這麼喜歡在公共場合做愛啊 Happy to see you're still super into public sex.
等等 她是開玩笑 還是你一直都... Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked...?
你想怎麼樣 What do you want?
我們復合吧 To get back together.
我開玩笑的 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
開玩笑呢 I'm joking.
我是來送伊萊的班級小蛋糕的 I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes.
要我把你們那份也帶進去嗎 Do you want me to bring yours in, too?
完蛋了 Oh, fuck me.
-你忘了 -沒錯 - You forgot. - Yeah.
-我真忘了 -好吧 - I did. - Okay.
-我... -那我就... - I... - Well, I'll just...
讓他老師切成兩半好了 I'll have his teacher cut these in half.
我這兒有口香糖 You know what? I have gum.
-不錯 -還有杏仁 - Oh, nice. - I have almonds.
不用了 謝謝 Uh, I'm good. Thank you.
-我就不打擾你們... -我是想幫幫忙 - I will let you guys... - Just trying to help.
繼續車震了 get back to your car sex.
不過... 這後面空間挺大 You know... there's plenty of room back here.
裝得下... It can easily fit... three.
三個人 three.
夠了... Okay...
-不好笑 -是 - Not funny. - Yeah.
祝你今天過得愉快 Have a good day.
祝你們也過得愉快 Have a good day.
-她居然拿了兩片 -她還朝我擠眉弄眼 - She took two pieces. Two! - She winked at me.
-煩死人了 -我們要拿她怎麼辦 - She's a real menace. - What are we gonna do about her?
在她耳朵裏放個芯片 她靠近時能有個準備 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close?
不 她得找點事做 能讓她專注的事 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on.
或者找個人陪 Or someone.
-沒錯 -她需要個女朋友 - Yes. - She needs a girlfriend.
沒錯 Yes.
讓她去煩別人 Someone else's problem.
沒錯 Yes!
-天哪 -你看看 - Oh, my God. - Okay, see?
怪不得我這麼愛你 你總有好主意 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas.
-確實 謝謝 -真的很棒 - I do. Thank you. - You really do.
我當然知道這個平台有多大 Of course I'm aware of what a huge platform it is
也知道這是個可以改變人生的機會 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be.
但我還想多方考慮一下 I'm just still weighing my options.
凱莉呢 Where's Carrie?
-馬上就到 -好 - She's coming. - Okay.
她還在停車 She's just parking.
我... 我說了 我還沒有最後決定 Well, as I... as I said, I haven't made my final decision yet.
還有別的事情得商量 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss.
今天下午嗎 This afternoon?
沒問題 我今天下午應該能來 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon.
不如我給你發條短信 You know, wh-why don't I send you a-a text
告訴你我什麼時候有空 with some possible times.
行 那就到時候再聯繫 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me.
太好了 到時候見 再見 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye.
-抱歉剛在打電話 -沒事 不用道歉 - I'm so sorry about that. - Please, don't apologize.
-貝特 -親愛的 - Bette. - Honey.
-你好 凱莉 -很抱歉 - Carrie, hi. - I'm so sorry.
我開進車道的時候 劃了你的信箱 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway.
親愛的 沒那麼嚴重 Honey, it's not that bad.
如果你有油漆 我就能幫你補一下 Listen, if you got some paint, I could touch it up for you, no problem.
-沒事的 -真的很抱歉 - No. That's okay. - I'm so sorry.
-真沒事 -對不起 - See? It's fine. - I really am.
那斜坡真難開 Man, that hill is a bitch.
確實 你不用帶東西來的 Yeah, it can be. You didn't need to bring anything.
-我做了蛋餅 -太棒了 - I made a frittata. - How nice.
我團購了街邊那家越南麵包店的優惠券 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery down the street. Yeah.
團購啊 Groupon.
-是 -東西很多 - Yeah. - Got a lot of stuff.
我都不知道是些什麼東西 I have no idea what any of it is.
-好吧 -你有砧板嗎 - Okay. - Do you have a cutting board?
-當然 -太好了 - Uh, yes, sure. - Great.
打電話的人聽起來很強勢啊 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive.
是艾薩克·扎卡裏安 Isaac Zakarian.
他想讓我去他的畫廊當總經理 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director.
-真的嗎 -那是誰 - You're kidding. - Who's that?
他是位國際大富商 He's an international megadealer.
可以算是首富的那種大富商 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right?
確實 That he is.
貝特以前說他是亞美尼亞惡魔 Bette used to refer to him as the Armenian devil.
這話是不是有點種族歧視 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist?
我好像從沒說過這話 I don't think I ever said that.
沒錯 就是這種話 Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing
會讓你輸掉選舉 你知道吧 that could've cost you the election, you know?
但我沒說過... Yeah, but I never said it, so...
你一定很傷心吧 就這樣輸了 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, losing like that.
遇到這種事情 會有什麼感受 I mean, what that must've been like for you,
我簡直無法想像 I can't even imagine. Right?
怎麼了 親愛的 What, honey?
不是... 自從希拉裏輸了 No, I just... Since Hillary lost,
我總會想這種事 you know, it's all I think about.
想到輸掉選舉的女性 真不公平 These women losing elections. It's not right.
誰又想輸呢 Well, nobody likes losing.
我就是個典型的失敗者 Actually, I'm a pretty good loser.
畢竟公設辯護人嘛 You know, public defender and all.
盡力而為 然後向前看 I give it my best, and then I move on.
有好用點的刀嗎 這把有點鈍 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull.
-有 -安吉知道我們來了嗎 - Sure. - Um, does Angie know we're here?
我告訴她了 I told her.
安吉 Hey, Angie?
我覺得你們可以開始了... I think, you know, you guys should start, so...
這樣安吉會好受點 Be easier for Angie.
安吉好受還是你好受啊 Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you?
寶貝 Honey.
你來了 There you are.
很高興見到你 Good to see you.
-我也是 - 寶貝 - It's good to see you, too. Hi. - Hi, sweetie.
很高興見到你 Good to see you.
是有人死了嗎 Did someone die?
沒有 No.
我就說她會這麼想吧 I told you she was gonna think that.
-是啊 她真這麼說 -我一字不差吧 - I know. She said it. - I said it word for word.
-是啊 -沒什麼事 - You said it. - No, everything is fine.
我們只是想和你談談我們的婚禮 We just want to talk to you about our wedding.
是 我們在考慮早點舉行 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon.
好 Okay.
那是甜甜圈還是... Is that a doughnut or...?
算是吧 但中間有肉 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle.
我做了你最喜歡的蛋餅 你想吃嗎 I made your favorite frittata if you want it.
太好了 我兩個都要 Great. Awesome. I'll have both.
所以我們... 打算今年夏天在棕櫚泉舉行婚禮 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer in Palm Springs.
是的 Yep.
晚上還會有送雞肉和華夫餅的卡車 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck at the end of the night,
你的朋友都能來參加 so all your friends can come.
你想請誰都行 Anyone you want.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 - You okay? - Yeah.
-我... 挺好的 -很好 - Yeah, I'm... okay. - Good.
-我就說她會很高興吧 -好吧 - Look. I knew she'd be excited. - Okay.
對吧 Right?
我知道有些突然... It's a lot, I know. It's just...
也沒那麼快 It's not too soon, just,
你是第一個知道的 um, that you're the first to know.
-沒錯 就我們三個知道 -她們希望這樣一起告訴你 - Yeah. Just the three of us. - They-they wanted to tell you all together.
你兩個媽媽和我 就像神勇三蛟龍[喜劇電影] Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos.
你不用一下子全部接受 You don't have to take it all in at once.
不... 不是這個意思 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it.
只是覺得... 怪怪的 我就要... You know... it's just weird that I'm gonna...
見到凱莉的家人了 meet Carrie's family
卻還沒有完全瞭解... 我的另一面 before I know anything about this other, like... big part of me.
-哪一面 -什麼意思 - What part of you? - What do you mean, sweetie?
就是 ... 我的捐贈人 Um... you know, uh, my donor.
你不是說他是你朋友嗎 I thought you said it was a friend of yours.
他不是朋友 He wasn't a friend.
我只是認識他而已 He was just someone that I knew,
我們也說好了 安吉18歲之前 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous
-他不會露面 -他是貝特認識的藝術家... 對 - until Angie turned 18. - He was an artist that Bette knew and... Yeah.
-你知道的 -我知道... - You knew that. - Yeah, I know, I know.
但我還是想多瞭解自己一些 but I still want to know more about who I am.
當然 當然 Of course, of course.
但如果你的好奇持續到... But, you know, if you still feel that way...
-你18歲 -你18歲的時候 - When you're 18. - when you turn 18, right,
那時我們就不會阻止你了 then we wouldn't stop you.
可你現在還沒到18歲 But, um, you're not 18 yet.
還有一年 It's just one more year.
安吉 我之前做過一次基因測試 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests
從嘴裏取樣 把樣本寄出去 where they swab your mouth and you send it away
就能瞭解到自己的遺傳譜系 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know?
結果 Turns out
我是個百分百的愛爾蘭人 這我不驚訝 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock.
但沒想到我在佛羅里達還有很多表親 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida.
他們對我都挺好 All of them were so kind to me.
其中有個人開了家摩托艇店 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. Right?
佛羅里達好多名人都去過他的店 And he had every famous person in Florida there in the store,
甚至還有奧巴馬 even had Obama.
他有張照片 是他摟著奧巴馬 He has a picture like this with his arm around Obama.
-是嗎 -我聽說奧巴馬也有10%愛爾蘭血統 - Yeah? - Who I heard is ten percent Irish,
說不定我們也是表親呢 which means we could be cousins.
你想想 Think about that.
這... 這也太酷了 我能做嗎 That's-that's... that's cool. Can I do that?
不行 No.
親愛的 讓我和你媽媽談談... You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let me and your mom...
我們吃完飯就討論 we'll talk about it after we eat.
-沒問題 -那就談談吧 - Yeah, sure. - Let's just talk about it.
好 不是什麼大事 Sure. It's not a big deal either way.
就是 反正... Just, you know...
你們看 Look at this.
切得好漂亮 Look, it's cut so nicely.
-還很白嫩 -很白嫩 - It's so doughy. - So doughy.
她做的嗎 Did she make them?
-真厲害 -不是 - It's impressive. - Well, no, actually.
她團購買的 She-she had a Groupon.
真沒想到 Who knew?
好了 All right.
寶貝 早飯想吃什... Hey, babe, what do you want for break...
不 不... 邁卡呢 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah?
他應該在這兒幫你的 He's supposed to be helping you with all this.
他去健身房了 說馬上回來 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back,
但已經有一會兒了 but it's been a minute.
你說能不能讓我爸一個人坐角落裏 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table in the corner by himself?
沒關係 努涅斯 會很完美的 Whatever, Nuñez. It's gonna be perfect.
之後我們就去你家在奧哈伊的的房子... 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai...
一整天光著身子 and be naked all day.
我們現在就逃走吧 Maybe we should just run away now.
不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我就想看這些人感動的眼淚 No, I want to make these people cry.
所以別搞砸了 So don't fuck it up.
糟了 我得... 我得走了 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run.
丹妮在找我 她以為我在健身房 Uh, Dani needs me. She thinks I'm at the gym.
你聽到了嗎 我得走了 Did you hear me? I got to go.
-你說什麼 -我說我得走了 - What'd you say? - I said I got to run.
我什麼時候還能再見到你 When am I gonna see you again?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 Okay.
我也想和你一起去參加婚禮 I wish I could come to the wedding with you.
你穿那套西裝肯定很好看 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too.
我... 我也希望你能來 Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too.
其實你可以來 I mean... I mean, you can.
-但你不能 所以... -我知道 - But you can't, so... - I know.
我很快就會離開他了 I'm gonna leave him soon.
只是離婚需要點時間 有點複雜 It's just, it takes time to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated.
我知道的 只是... Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh,
只是感覺你搬回去和他住以後 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated
事情變得更複雜了 since you moved back in with him.
他是我丈夫 我得給他一個真正的機會 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance.
我得走了 I got to go.
太精彩了 各位 Great show, everybody!
今晚很盡興 謝謝大家 Good night! Thank you so much!
謝謝 謝謝大家 Thank you! Thank you!
-多棒的觀眾啊 -幹得好 - What a fantastic audience. - Good job, good job.
天啊 這節目真精彩 Oh, my God, what a good show.
瑪格麗特·曹[演員]的經紀人一直打給你 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling.
她想上節目 我正在處理 She wants to be on the show. I'm working on it now.
好 Great.
-天啊 -怎麼了 - Oh, my God! - What?
你要結婚了 You're getting married.
-天 你別再這樣了 -我... 就喜歡你逗你玩 - Oh, God, you've got to stop doing that. - I like fucking with you.
-給你 -謝謝 - Here you go. - Thanks.
你的頭髮 太好看了 我喜歡這顏色 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color.
謝謝 我們小組的人 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference
都分不清我和貝蒂·懷特 所以... between me and Betty White, so...
我就想做點改變 I thought I should make a change.
-是 -所以我換髮型了 - Right. - And I did.
你是有事找我... Did you need to see me, or...?
對 又是出書又是節目 Yes. So, between the book and the show,
-我忙不過來 -的確 - I'm swamped. - Right.
公司還想讓我在這季節目加入新的單元 And the network wants me to do a new segment on the show this season.
-好吧 我能怎麼幫忙 -他們希望... - Okay, how can I help? - So they want kind of a...
像"車上卡拉OK"[綜藝節目] 但更嚴肅點的 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas.
所以 類似"車上卡拉OK"加... So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets...
-"勒戒"[真人秀]嗎 -不 就像... - Intervention? - No. Like...
就像艾倫秀的教師有獎問答 加 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets,
升級版奧普拉訪談 然後像"車上卡拉OK"一樣容易洗腦 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke?
能來兩杯我們喜歡的咖啡嗎 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them?
-沒問題 -謝了 - Sure. - Thanks.
鼓舞人心 但不無厘頭 還要有趣 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough
讓大家願意觀看和分享 對吧 for people to watch and share, right?
對 但還得有"艾麗絲"的視角 Right. But through the "Alice" lens.
好吧 應該不用明說"酷兒"吧 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer".
不能說得這麼明顯 但是... Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but...
你不說我就不說 Right. I won't tell if you won't.
我準備招個高級製作人來做 So, I was gonna hire a new senior-level producer to do this.
但在我對外招聘前 想把這個機會給你 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job.
什麼 真的嗎 What? For real?
你又有紀錄片的背景 Well, between your documentary background
來做這個節目以後又學了很多東西 and everything you've learned since you came to work on the show,
我覺得你能做好的 I think you could do it.
到時候工作量很大 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work,
-但是... -我... 簡直受寵若驚 - but... - I mean, I'm just... I'm so flattered.
好啦 你再想想 這是個大決定 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision.
-高付出 低回報 -好吧 - Long hours, shitty pay. - All right.
-別誇張了 -考慮一下吧 - Don't oversell it. - Think about it.
想好了告訴我 Okay? Let me know.
在那之前... 你的西裝 And until then... your suit.
業裏頂尖訂做 Tailored by the best in the biz.
真的謝謝你 Thank you so much again.
服裝部沒必要為我這麼做 但我很高興你們幫我 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. But I'm so glad you did.
你這不快要結婚了 這是件大事 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal.
-來給你們 -謝謝你 - Here you go. - Thank you.
謝謝 Thanks.
天啊 太難喝了 Oh, my God. That's awful.
我想芬利了 I miss Finley.
你不想她嗎 Don't you miss Finley?
沒了她我有點失落 I just feel a little lost without her.
她總是能猜到我想要什麼 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know?
她一直都如此 She used to do this thing.
我上台前她都會說 "要有自信 寶貝" Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby,"
用手指當槍 我很喜歡 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it.
我心情不好的時候她會給我唱 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day.
-聽起來就像是芬利會做的 -她會唱... - Yeah, that sounds like Finley. - Yeah, she'd be like...
要有自信... 你知道怎麼唱的 Eye of the ti... Well, you know how it goes.
你說她還會回來嗎 沒有一點可能嗎 You don't think she's coming back? There's not a chance or anything?
沒有 她不會回來了 Yeah, no. She's not coming back.
她要留在堪薩斯城 She's staying in Kansas City, forever.
既然如此 我以後都改喝茶了 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case.
我要回去工作了 I'm-a get back to work.
你去吧 Okay.
還要來一杯嗎 Would you like another coffee?
不了 我才喝完你給我的那杯好喝的咖啡 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished that delicious one you made me last.
你可以幫我撥下莎拉·芬利的電話嗎 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone?
當然 Yeah. For sure.
謝了 Thanks.
昨天的 Yesterday.
你一定要做 我也去做 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too.
說不定我也有個出名的表親呢 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something.
-貝特不可能讓我做 -為什麼 - There's no way B will let me. - Why not?
-因為這是凱莉的主意 -別告訴她 - 'Cause it was Carrie's idea. - Mm, just don't tell her.
我可以現在就帶你去拿一套測試盒 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now.
你認真的嗎 Are you kidding?
對不起 Sorry.
如果發現我背著她去了 她會傷心的 If she found out that I went behind her back, she would just be so upset.
你也可以再問問她 給她點時間 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time.
不 她不需要時間 No, she doesn't need time.
-她需要心境穩定劑 -天啊 - She needs a mood stabilizer. - Jesus.
凱莉一直都是她自己 我媽她非常生氣 Carrie was just being Carrie, and my mom was so annoyed.
你覺得她是嫉妒了嗎 Do you think she's, like, jealous?
我沒覺得 I don't think she's jealous.
我覺得讓凱莉成為家人是有點嚇人 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary.
但... 總之 貝特不怎麼高興 But... whatever. B was not happy.
真糟糕 安吉 That sucks, Angie.
確實 Yeah.
凱莉多不錯啊 Carrie's, like, kind of the best.
是可以 She kind of is.
只是沒人支持我 No one agrees with me on this!
她們來了 So they came over.
她們來了 她還撞到我的郵箱 They came over, and, um, she ran into my mailbox.
-不 -怎麼了 好吧 - No. - Why? Okay.
凱莉就是最糟心 Carrie is the fucking worst.
她覺得什麼都是玩笑 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her.
很遺憾 貝特 I'm sorry, Bette.
-凱莉需要明白什麼 -謝謝 - You know what she needs to realize? - Thank you.
她一定是最不適合當家長的那種人 That she's at the bottom row of the parenting pyramid,
-像我一樣... -沒錯 - like I am. It's just... - Exactly.
-是吧 -當然 - You know? - Exactly.
抱歉 我收到一大堆工作邀請 謝謝 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you.
因為你很優秀 人盡皆知 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it.
謝了 我就是不明白 我怎麼這麼心煩 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much.
我能理解 I do.
可能因為她們倆在一起 I think it's because their togetherness
只強調了我是一個人 just highlights the fact that I'm alone.
蒂娜有了凱莉 能讓她開心 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh.
她很幽默 然後我... She's all jokey. And I have...
我誰都沒有 只會孤獨終老 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone.
-好了好了 -才不會呢 - Mm, come on. Come on. - No, you're not. No, no.
知道你為什麼不會孤獨終老嗎 You know why I know that's not gonna happen?
因為你有安吉 Because you always have Angie.
你們倆就是 Yeah. You two could be like
-當代的... 灰色花園 -有什麼不好 - The Grey Gardens...of this generation. - What's wrong with that?
[貼身記錄傑奎琳·肯尼迪母女生活的紀錄片]
-太亂了吧 -不過 - That's so messed up. - But, I mean,
你們的房子更豪華 也沒有浣熊 in a much better house. Less raccoons, obviously.
[影片中有兩人喂浣熊的場景]
也更乾淨 Cleaner, for sure.
但說真的 我有多大的可能性 But, really, what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able
能找到一個既符合我的標準 to find someone who meets all of my criteria
又能融入我和安吉生活的人 and fits into my life with Angie?
標準 天啊 Criteria? Jesus.
當然有標準 Yeah, criteria.
說實話 我有點好奇你的標準是什麼 Actually, I am kind of curious. What's your criteria?
她必須有自己的孩子 Um, well, she'd have to have kids of her own.
最好是 Ideally.
既不能結婚 也不是直女 And, um, not be married or straight.
還要有自己的工作 And have a job.
肯定的 Obviously.
不 不是工作 No, not a job.
事業 她要有自己的事業 A career. She'd have to have a career.
還要對自己的工作很上進 和我一樣 Needs to be as passionate about her work as I am about mine.
-不可能 -你真這麼覺得嗎 - No way. - Are you sure about that?
-當然 -不 - Yeah. - No.
你一直想要的都是那種賢妻良母型的 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, a wifey wife-wife kind of type.
不是 No.
沒關係 你只是想找個能替你處理煩心事的人 It's okay. You just want somebody to deal with the stuff you can't be bothered with.
誰在意 Who cares?
-我的天啊 -怎麼了 - Oh, my God. - You all right?
-你還好嗎 -怎麼了 你哽住了嗎 - What? Are you okay? - What's wrong? Are you choking?
我認識一個你的理想型 I have the perfect person for you.
-真的嗎 -別讓她坑了你 - Really? - Oh, God. Please, don't let her set you up.
因為她 我三十歲生日 That's how I spent my 30th birthday
是和八個嬉皮士在蒙古包裏過的 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt.
你當時明明很喜歡 Okay. You loved it.
-聽我說 -不 我沒有 - Listen to me. - No, I didn't. What?
謝恩 如果她明天之前能找到那個人 Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow,
你就不用在丹妮和索菲的婚禮上做她的女伴 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding.
你去試試也無妨 I mean, you could give it a chance, right?
誰知道愛轉角會遇見誰呢 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up.
-就在你身邊 -到處都可能 - It's all around you. - It's everywhere.
想當年 有人拋掉博物館的工作 Back in the day, whenever somebody left a museum job
轉而當個藝術品商人 to become an art dealer,
我們常說 "他們棄明投暗了" we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side."
這話說得有點太過簡單化了吧 That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think?
或許有一點 Maybe. A little.
貝特... So, Bette...
你20年前在加州藝術評議會做的事 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago,
結合藝術與社會活動 combining art and social activism,
當時沒人那麼做 obody was doing that back then.
你倡導過的那些問題 現在你應該也還關心吧 I assume you still care about those issues you championed?
我不知道有沒有注意 我參加了市長精選 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor.
-我還給你投了票 -胡說 扎卡裏安 - And I voted for you. - Bullshit, Zakarian.
你可以回去做博物館館長 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director.
我知道你收到了很多工作邀約 I know you've had a lot of offers.
你也可以每隔幾年辦一次展出 And you could mount a show every couple of years
逐漸向有色藝術家的方向傾斜 that moves the needle incrementally for artists of color.
你也可以加入世界上最大的美術館 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world
代表幾十位邊緣藝術家 and represent dozens of marginalized artists
還能用第一年的薪水 就還清競選的債務 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract.
我完全可以生氣 You know, I could be a little irritated that,
你目光短淺 只把我和有色藝術家捆綁在一起 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely with BIPOC artists,
事實上在過去的20年裏 我和很多主流藝術家都共事過 when, in fact, I've worked with pretty much every major artist for the last two decades.
但我只想說 你們代表了三位有色藝術家 But, instead, I will simply point out that you represent exactly three artists of color.
這也是我需要你的理由 Which is another reason I need you.
那些邊緣化的藝術家 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly
突然在藝術圈裏風頭無兩 the hottest commodity in the art world.
而我第一次發現 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh,
我落後於時代了 I'm behind the curve.
所以我會滿足你的薪資要求 So I will meet your salary demands.
等等 你不是要...虛報低價來羞辱我吧 Wait. You're not gonna... You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer?
此外 和有色藝術家有簽約獎金 Plus, a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists.
不 No.
我簽下沒個藝術家 都要有獎金 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster.
成交 Of course.
還有10%的銷售額 Plus ten percent of sales.
行 就這麼定了 All right. We have a deal.
-完美 -好 - Wonderful. - All right.
扎卡裏安先生 加州藝術評議會的丹尼爾·卡茨在線上 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line.
不錯 Excellent.
-替我向他問好 -我會的 - Well, tell him I said hello. - Yes, I will.
你的辦公室在最前面 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead.
別拘束 Make yourself comfortable.
混蛋 Asshole.
贝特·波特 总经理
卡爾 不 你太客氣了 Oh, Carl. No, you're too much.
贝特·波特 总经理
我... 放在了第二章 It was... No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter
因為我真的笑尿了 cause I did pee my pants, really.
我知道 我的父母... 對 I-I know. And my parents... I know.
沒錯 這我幹了幾個月了 Yeah, I've been working on it for months.
好笑嗎 Oh. Hilarious?
這是出版商 他們喜歡這本書 It's the book publisher. They love the book.
天啊 Oh, my God.
是嗎 你想提前出版時間 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date?
好 Okay.
好極了 對 That sounds fantastic. Yeah.
可以 好 All right. Okay.
可以 向你妻子問好 再見 Okay. Love to the wife. Bye-bye.
天啊 艾麗絲 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice!
對 他們喜歡我的書 Yes. They love the book.
抱歉 Sorry.
他們會派最好的編輯來幫我按時完成 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor to help me get it done in time.
他們想改動很多嗎 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something?
不 不 他們只想要印刷前再最終確認一次 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know?
我等不及要買一本了 I can't wait to buy my copy.
還有好消息 我找過芬利了 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley.
她說如果我需要她 她會回來 She said if I needed her, she'd come back.
什麼 她應該待在堪薩斯城 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City.
我知道 但我說我們都很想她 她... No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd...
等等 你做了什麼 Wait, you did what?!
-我只是... -不 不 - I just, uh, well, I... - Um, no, no, no.
你... 就跟她說 她不能回來 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back.
她不能回這裏 She cannot come back here.
到底怎麼回事 Okay, what's going on?
大夥兒都看著我們 Everyone's looking at us.
好吧 過來一下 Um, all right, just come on.
-所以... -所以... - So, um... - So...
芬利... 和我... Finley... and I...
我們... 你懂的 we, um... you know.
-我們... -做了嗎 - We... - Did it?
是 Yeah.
你們... 什麼時候... When did you... when did you guys...?
就我們上季殺青的時候 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season.
天啊 Oh. Fuck.
沒錯 在休息室裏 Yeah, in the green room.
我還在那沙發上打過盹兒 Oh. I nap on that couch.
就是... I mean, it was...
這種事... 只有一次 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing.
它也不代表什麼 And it didn't mean anything.
雖然... 它真的很美妙 And, I mean, it was... it was fucking amazing.
我不需要... Well, I don't need the...
-細節 -她走了之後就結束了 - details. - But she's gone and it's done.
-行 -丹妮也不知道 - Okay. - And Dani doesn't know.
現在我覺得該告訴她 And now I think that I should've told her.
你說我該告訴她嗎 Well, do you think that I should tell her?
我... 我會把它留在過去 I... uh, I would leave it in the past,
只專注於未來 and I would just focus on the future.
-對 對 -沒錯 - Right. Right, right, right. - Yeah.
不 我不能這樣 No. No, I can't do that.
我不能瞞著她 和她結婚 I can't marry her and not tell her.
我就去婚禮綵排晚宴 然後告訴她 Well, I'm just gonna go to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her.
-好 和我剛剛說的相反 -對 - Okay, so opposite of what I just said. - Yeah.
-你好 -謝謝 - Hi. - Oh, thank you.
你來啦 There you are.
抱歉我遲到了 Hey. I'm sorry that I'm late.
你太美了 Wow. You look so beautiful.
你也是 Um, so do you.
很好看 You look amazing.
-走吧 -好 - Shall we? - Yeah
來吧 Come on.
不敢相信我們明天要結婚了 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow?
新娘來了 Oh, here comes the bride.
得跟你聊聊 Need to talk to you.
好 等我一下 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute.
親愛的 Ay, mi cariño.
過來 過來 Come here. Come here.
請 Please.
首先 我知道在場的各位都跟我一樣 Well, first of all, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say
很高興你們沒在夏威夷結婚 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii.
結婚 Getting married.
你要結婚了 You're getting married.
索菲 歡迎你加入我們的大家庭 Sophie, I want to welcome you into our family.
乾杯 Salud.
太好了 This feels too good.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
-你跟他說了 -對不起 - You told him? - I'm sorry.
丹妮無法容忍欺騙 你我都知道 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. You know this. I know this.
你必須告訴她 You have to tell her.
我也想 但是... I want to, but...
但是什麼 如果你愛她 就應該... But-but what? If you love her, then I-I think you have to...
我愛她 你知道的 You know I love her. You know that.
你必須告訴她 You have to tell her.
-我會的 -什麼時候 - I will. - When?
我不知道 Uh, I-I don't know.
我... 我覺得你必須在婚禮前告訴她 I-I... I-I think you got to do it before the wedding.
好 我保證 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise.
我向你保證 我會告訴她 I promise you that I will tell her.
-可以了嗎 -好 對不起 - All right? - Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
告訴我什麼 Tell me what?
是這裏不好嗎 Is it the place?
是這裏嗎 太正式了嗎 Is it the place? Is it too formal?
不 這裏很好 No. No, it's fine.
不不 不好 No, no, it's not. It's not.
真的 沒事 Really, it's fine.
-讓我補償給你 -什麼 你不需要... - Let me make it up to you. - What? You don't have to do...
你不需要補償我什麼 真的不用 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine.
今晚你想出去嗎 Do you want to go out tonight?
-什麼意思 -比如... - What-what do you mean? - Like...
我們自己過我們的單身派對 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something.
只有我倆嗎 Just you and me?
對 我們可以... 喝得酩酊大醉 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced,
再跳會兒舞 and we can dance a little bit.
在洗手間的隔間做愛 We can fuck in a bathroom stall
-像第一次那樣 -不 - like we did when we first met. - No.
沒有人在聽 No one's listening.
-好 -好嗎 - Yeah. - Yeah?
好 我喜歡 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that.
-太好了 -好 - Yes. Okay. - Okay.
走吧 Come on.
了解你的遗传谱系
-你美呆了 -謝謝 - Hi. You look amazing. - Thank you.
我要出去一下 I'm just going out for a little while.
艾麗絲有個朋友 然後我要... Alice has a friend, and I-I'm gonna just...
我只是去 Well, I'm just gonna spend
-你是說相親嗎 -對 - You mean like a blind date? - Yeah.
可能會是場災難 我不知道 但是... I mean, it might be a disaster. I don't know, but...
安吉 你媽媽和我討論過了 Angie, your-your mom and I discussed it,
-我們... -我可以先說嗎 - and we were... - Can I say something first?
-當然 -對不起 - Oh, of course. - Sorry.
-不 繼續 -所以... - No, go ahead. - So...
只是因為我好奇我的捐贈者 just because I am curious about my donor
不代表我覺得他是我爸 doesn't mean that I think he is my dad or anything.
那個詞聽著都不對勁 Like, that word doesn't even sound right.
-你是我媽媽... -我知道 我知道 - You're my mom, and... - I know. I know that. I-I know.
我知道你可能很難接受... And I get that it might be hard for you...
-不不 -我只是想讓你知道... - No, no, no, no. - I just want you to know...
不... 不是這個意思 It's not.... No, no, no. It's not that.
不是那樣的 我不難接受 只是.. It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. It's just, um...
我們答應過他 他不用露面 we promised him that he could remain anonymous.
這是我們的承諾 We promised him.
所以我們才有了你 And he gave us to you
那個時候 女同性戀很難有孩子 At a time when it was difficult for us, as lesbians, to have children.
-我知道 -我們應該尊重這一點 - I know. - Yeah, and I think we need to honor that.
好 Okay.
我知道了 I get it.
好了 All right.
怎麼了 What?
你... Do you...
我也不想一直否定你 但是蒂娜和我都認為 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, but T and I don't think it's a good idea
基因檢測不是個好主意 for you to do that genealogy test.
那些公司會收集你全部的信息 Yeah, just those companies, they collect all your data.
-我知道你已經長大了 -是 - And-and, I mean, I know you're a young adult. - Right.
但你還沒滿18歲 But you're not 18 yet.
我們覺得你可以再等等 這樣會更好 And-and we would just feel more comfortable if you waited, okay?
-行 知道了 -好 - Yeah. Sure. Of course. - Good.
好 不知道我會不會很晚回來 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late.
有什麼需要就給我打電話 So just call me if you need anything.
-愛你 -我也愛你 - Love you. - I love you, too.
穿這條裙子能看到我內褲嗎 Can you see my underwear in this?
-看不到 -好 - No. - Okay. All right.
很好 Good.
再等我20分鐘 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes.
要排隊啊 不然你想讓我怎麼做 泰絲 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do?
想吃東西嗎 You want to eat?
沒有 我給你買了素食 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one.
好 行了 Okay. All right. Yeah.
再等我20 最多25分鐘 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most.
好 Okay. All right.
克洛伊 很高兴认识你 整晚都在想你 我也是 今晚过来吗
你好克洛伊 Hi, Chloe.
克洛伊 很高兴认识你 整晚都在想你 我也是 今晚过来吗 你会在吗 在
天啊 God.
不是吧 Shut the fuck up!
你好 我很抱歉 Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry.
-其實我有... -這也太好了吧 - Actually, I have a, um... - This is too good.
娜特和艾麗絲也太搞笑了 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious.
-是嗎 -可不是嘛 - Are they? - Uh, yeah, they are. They are.
應該吧 你美極了 I mean, I think so. You look amazing.
這是湯姆·福特牌的嗎 Is this Tom Ford?
-謝謝 是的 -很性感 - Thank you. Yes. Yeah. - It's hot.
聽說這裏的扇貝很好吃 一起吃嗎 I heard the scallops are amazing. You down to share?
當然 Sure. Yeah.
給你 Here you go.
我希望你不介意 I hope you don't mind.
別上當 阿曼達 Don't fall for it, Amanda.
都晚上10點了 你怎麼還戴太陽鏡 It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on?
拜託 是她老公 一定要是她老公 Oh, please, it's the husband. It's always the husband.
我可沒看三小時的"法律與秩序" No, I was not watching three hours of SVU.
那樣太瘋狂了 That would be a crazy thing to do.
我今天度過了滿是性愛 醜聞和悔恨的一天 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, scandal and regret.
你嘉賓是誰啊 Oh, who was your guest?
我說的是我的員工 Oh, no, that was just my staff.
想喝點酒嗎 Do you want some wine?
當然 來點吧 Oh, yeah. Love some.
有貝特的消息嗎 Did you hear from Bette?
我完全忘記了 Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
-我可沒忘 -是嗎 - Oh, well, I didn't. - Did you?
-吉吉給我發消息了 -怎麼樣 - I heard from Gigi. - And?
她給我發了些表情 不知道什麼意思 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear,
應該進展得不錯 but I think that means it's going well.
那我們明天是不是就不用見到吉吉了 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna have to see Gigi tomorrow?
-希望如此吧 -那就太棒了 - One can only hope. - That would be amazing.
行了 一起看劇吧 All right, let's see this show.
讓我看看在宣傳什麼 Let me see what all the hype is about.
超好看 It's so good.
她總是穿皮夾克嗎 Does she always wear a leather jacket?
-是的 -她好嚴肅 - Of course. - She's serious.
這是誰 Who's that?
我不知道 I don't know.
不知道嗎 你不是一直在看嗎 You don't know, and you've been watching this whole time?
就是這集才出現的人 Just some bitch on this episode.
-我今天很想你 -我也想你 - I missed you today. - I missed you.
真的嗎 You did?
-今天過得怎麼樣 -很好 - How was your day? - Great.
-現在很好 -是嗎 - Great now. - Yeah?
娜特 Nat?
娜特 Nat.
我的天 Oh, my God.
-什麼 我沒有... -別說了 - What? I wasn't... - No.
別... 跟著我 Look... No. Don't follow me.
我沒睡著 我只是在閉目養神 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes.
-別 -我眼皮累了 - No! - I have heavy lids.
我終於上了衝浪板 So, I finally get on the paddleboard.
在上面待了30秒 I'm up maybe 30 seconds,
然後彭的一聲摔下來 摔慘了 and then, bam, I go down hard.
人仰馬翻 板在我上面 Like feet over head, board over me.
他們還派人來救我 They send someone over to save me.
那個女人再也沒給我打電話了 The woman never called me again.
你呢 最糟的一次約會是什麼樣的 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date?
天啊 Oh, gosh.
我都記不得 I don't even remember.
少來了 Oh, come on.
貝特·波特不會有糟糕的約會嗎 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates?
這次約會可以放輕鬆啦 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess.
說實話 我只是... Uh, well, in all honesty, I just...
很久沒約會過了 I haven't been on a date in a long time.
我覺得... 約會這件事 I think... I guess I find the whole concept
有一點... 可悲 just a... a little sad.
是這樣啊 Okay.
我個人認為 這是有用的一步... I personally find it to be a useful step in the process of...
能讓你更加瞭解 I don't know, getting to know someone
想要再繼續相處的人 或者... you might like to spend more time with, or...
不 我不是這個意思 No, that's not what I meant.
我懂你意思 洛杉磯是個充滿... Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with...
我日 靠 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
是這樣的 Okay, here's the deal, all right?
那是蒂娜 我前妻 凱莉 她未婚妻 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fiancee.
我不喜歡她 她們這個夏天就要結婚了 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer.
-好了 -看這是誰啊 - Okay. - Look who it is.
-想不到啊 -你們好 - Imagine this. - Hi.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
你們好 這是... Hey. Hi. This is, um...
-艾麗絲安排了... -你們好 我是吉吉 - You-you know, Alice had this... - Hi. I'm Gigi.
很高興終於見到你了 Nice to finally meet you.
很高興認識你 這位一定是凱莉吧 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie.
-是的 -常聽貝特提起你 - Yes. - I've heard so much about you.
是嗎 貝特跟你說的我的事 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is
都將成為呈堂證供 subject to cross-examination.
開玩笑的 我知道我們都是一隊的 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team.
-哪一隊啊 -洋基隊 - What team is that? - Yankees.
永遠的 非它不可 All the way. Yankees or die.
我聽說這個地方很棒 Well, I hear this place is great.
是的 記得點扇貝 烤得正好 It is. Get the scallops. They are perfectly seared.
不了 我受不了扇貝的口感 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey.
我真吃不下去 No can do. I can't, no.
那就留給大人吃吧 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right?
-祝你們用餐愉快 -你們也是 - Well, enjoy your dinner. - You, too.
-你也是 -好的 - You, too. - Okay.
我真想跟你告白了... Okay, I would say I love you...
但我還沒有很瞭解你 but I don't really know you that well.
不 大膽說吧 No, go ahead, say it.
娜特和艾麗絲會很高興的 Nat and Alice would be thrilled.
她說的是什麼話 What the hell is she talking about?
"那就留給大人" 把我當成什麼人了 "Save 'em for the grown-ups." What does she think I am?
你人呢 親愛的 Where are you, honey?
-我來了 -來吧 - I'm coming. - Go ahead.
看到她倆在一起會難受嗎 Does it hurt to see them together?
抱歉 你不用回答 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that.
最開始 我也見不得娜特和艾麗絲在一起 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice.
和一個人一起生活過 一切結束後 You make a life with someone, and when it's over,
你就彷彿在黑暗中打轉 it's like you're spinning in the dark.
我只是覺得... I just really thought that...
最開始 她離開的時候 Well, at first, when-when she left,
我以為 我以為蒂娜只是需要一點空間 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs some space, you know?
她長大之後 幾乎一直繞著我轉 I mean, she's spent practically her entire adult life in my orbit.
她可能只是需要點時間 多考慮下自己 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while.
但是之後... But then, um...
你以為她會回到你身邊 You thought she'd come back to you.
凱莉在朝這邊看呢 她看著氣壞了 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed.
我不想再抱怨了 但這裏 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here.
他們這字體也太小了 親愛的 They make the font so small, honey. Look.
得靠你念給我聽了 You're gonna have to read it to me,
我根本看不清 'cause I can't even read it.
要是我看不清盤子裏的菜 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie,
-你知道會怎麼樣 -怎麼樣 - you know what's gonna happen? - What?
-我會胃食管反流 -你每次都這麼說 - I'm gonna get reflux. - You always say this.
我知道 但我總得點點啥吧 I know, but I'm gonna order something,
我會胃食管反流 整晚都毀了 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night.
你覺得貝特還好嗎 Do you think Bette's okay?
-貝特 -對 - Bette? - Yeah.
不 我覺得她不太行 No, I don't think she's okay.
我覺得她還愛你 I think she's in love with you.
不 她才沒有 No, she is not.
不 她愛你 Yes, she is.
她和那個漂亮女人坐在一起 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman,
但她卻只是望著這邊 看著你 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you.
你覺得她漂亮嗎 Do you think she's beautiful?
客觀評價上 大眾眼光來看 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess.
是的 是漂亮的 Yes, I guess I could say so,
但比不上你 but, honey, she's no you.
這點請相信我 Trust me on that one.
而且 如果你想點扇貝 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops,
我絕對願意嘗嘗 I'll totally try the scallops.
還記得我們在墨西哥 你騙我吃生魚 Remember when we were in Mexico and you got me to eat that raw fish?
你說 "這是酸橘汁醃魚 誰知道它是生的" You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?"
-確實 -那個我很愛吃 - Yeah, I did. - I loved that.
我不知道為什麼我這麼快就妥協了 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away,
你懂我意思嗎 you know what I mean?
如果你想點扇貝 我一定會吃 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops.
我覺得你很美 I think you're beautiful.
-是嗎 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你能這麼說真好 That's a nice thing to say.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
她們肯定又在談論我們 They're definitely talking about us again.
真的嗎 Really?
過來 Come here.
我們... 等等 真的要這樣嗎 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this?
嗯 沒錯 Yeah. We're doing this.
你可真是個淘氣鬼 You're very naughty.
你在笑什麼 What are you laughing at?
沒什麼 沒有 你真的很興奮 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited,
我都快跟不上你了 I can barely keep up with you.
誰能想到撲克這麼好玩呢 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh?
-確實很有趣 -沒錯 - It is fun. - It is.
我很喜歡 看到你開心我也高興 I love that. I love seeing you happy.
謝謝 Thank you.
請 女士優先 Oh, ladies first, please.
-買入 -一萬對吧 - Buy in. - Yeah, it's ten, right?
對 Yup.
埃迪 怎麼了 Eddie, what's going on?
-今晚有牌嗎 -沒有 - Is there a game tonight? - Nah.
今晚沒有 謝恩 你要不先坐下 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down.
不 沒事 我可以站著 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand.
你就坐下吧 Man, sit your ass down.
你 你坐下吧 You should, you should sit.
好的好的 我坐下 泰絲 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus.
行吧 All right.
謝恩 你知道我為什麼開撲克局嗎 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game?
-不知道 -因為我想要有個地方 - No. - Because I wanted a place
讓黑人女同能夠前來 for Black lesbians to be able to come,
破除偏見 和諧相處 kick it and just vibe.
主要是因為西好萊塢都是你們這樣的人 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo.
那種狄娜·肖爾[美國女歌手]式風格不適合我們 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us,
我也不喜歡你們的音樂 and I don't fuck with your music.
太難聽了 It's wack.
我想做的只是把我們的世界合二為一 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together.
允許你們來到我們的地盤 So by allowing you to come into our space,
我以為你會對我的地盤表示尊重 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house.
你對我好像有所誤解 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me.
你想上我老婆 You tried to fuck my wife.
我也是這反應 That was my reaction, too.
抱歉 等等 克洛伊 I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe.
我完全不知道她是你老婆 I had no idea she was your wife.
真的 她什麼都沒說 Truly, she said nothing.
這些話她沒必要告訴你 She don't really have to say anything to you.
她想上誰就上誰 She can fuck whoever she wants.
我跟你說過放規矩點 I told you to behave yourself,
現在溝通的橋樑已經毀了 and now the bridge has been burned.
我不能再讓你來這裏在我們的遊戲之夜裏耀武揚威 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to colonize our game night.
你們滾出去 再也別回來 You got to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
好 那我要拿回剛剛為今晚付的錢 Okay, I'd just like the money that I just passed off for the night.
一萬不會還你 10K is gone.
這就算是賠款吧 We just gonna call it reparations.
挺公平的 行吧 That's fair. Yeah. Okay.
-我們走 -抱歉 - Let's go. - My apologies.
-我完全不知道 -抱歉 - I had no idea. - I'm sorry.
-道歉我收下了 -走吧 - Yeah, I-I receive that. - Go.
好了 我走 All right, I'm going.
抱歉 埃迪 Sorry, Eddie.
上帝保佑你 God bless.
你也是 You, too.
-操 -我的天 - Shit. - Oh, my God.
我靠 泰絲 我對天發誓 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God,
我完全不知道那是她老婆 I had no idea that was her wife.
-我知道 -我對你發誓 - I know. - I swear to you.
-請你相信我 -我知道 我知道 - Please trust me. - I know. I know.
我靠 你真該看看你現在的表情 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though.
什麼 我 What? Me?
-你還是看看你自己的吧 -才不是 - You should have seen your face! - No!
別說我 明明是你 Don't put that on me. You're projecting.
我得跟你說件事 I-I have to tell you something.
好吧 Okay.
艾麗絲今天說要給我升職 Alice offered me a promotion today.
太棒了 寶貝 恭喜 That's great, baby! Congratulations!
我知道 但任務很繁重 I know. It's-it's a lot of work though
還要擔不少責任 所以... and a lot of responsibility, so...
我相信... 你絕對能處理好的 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it.
但我們不是要組建家庭嗎 Yeah, but we want to start a family.
你懷孕的話一定很可愛 You're gonna look so cute pregnant.
我靠 Oh, God.
但我不想一心二用 But I don't want to do both.
好吧 那就告訴她吧 寶貝 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby.
感謝她信任你 告訴她目前的情況下 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now
不符合你自己的人生計劃 it just doesn't fit in with your plans.
我們的人生計劃 With our plans.
我想和你生孩子 I want to have babies with you.
你一定會是有史以來最棒的媽媽 You're gonna be the best mama ever.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我昨晚做了個超怪的夢 I had the weirdest dream last night.
是什麼 What?
-說吧 -我不能告訴你 - Say it. - I-I can't tell you.
別這樣 是什麼 告訴我 Stop it. What? Tell me.
等等 等等 是春夢嗎 Wait, wait. Was it a sex dream?
詳細告訴我 我的天 Tell me everything. Oh, my God.
我要聽細節 I want every detail.
夢到貝特·波特了 About Bette Porter?
我知道 I know. I know.
我知道 我知道... 很奇怪 但... I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I...
我覺得這個夢是有原因的 I feel like it happened for a reason.
-好吧 -就是 - Okay. - I think it was, like,
好像我的潛意識希望我告訴你 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you
我為她工作的時候 對她動心了 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her.
雖然沒有別的意思 A-And even though it doesn't mean anything,
但我覺得應該在結婚前告訴你 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know?
就... 就只有這樣 只有動心 I mean, is-is... is that all? Just a crush?
當然 天啊 Of course. Oh, God, no.
什麼事都沒有 Nothing happened.
-我不可能那麼對你 -是 - I-I would never do that to you. - Yeah.
我絕不能接受出軌 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit.
我絕不會出軌 就是這樣 No, no. I would never. That'd be it.
-對 -否則就玩完 - Right. - Like, we'd be done.
這種事可沒有挽回的餘地 Like, there's no coming back from that.
我知道 我聽到了 No, I-I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you.
-是嗎 -聽得很清楚 - Yeah? - Loud and clear.
好 Okay.
我愛你 你知道吧 I love you. You know that?
我愛你 I love you.
我們走吧 Let's get the fuck out of here.
寶貝 Yes, baby.
你來解扣子 I'll let you unbutton.
沒什麼用 過來 It just doesn't work. Come here.
當時非常糟糕 It was a total disaster.
後來蒂娜和凱莉來了 Until Tina and Carrie showed up.
不是吧 No.
天 吉吉做什麼了 Oh, God, what did Gigi do?
她其實挺好的 She was, she was great, actually.
我想也是 她很擅長隨機應變 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis.
-是啊 -沒錯 - Yeah. - Sure thing.
我去... I'm just gonna...
不 等等 貝特... 你們來電了嗎 No, wait, Bette, hol... Did you, did you guys hook up?
-別說了 -怎麼樣嘛 - Stop it. - Yeah, wait, what happened?
-有進展嗎 -沒有 - Yeah, like, like, anything? - Nothing.
接吻... Kissing or...
-我們要聽細節 -...指交之類的 - We want details. - ...fingering or anything?
是接了吻 Okay. We kissed.
-什麼 -是 有點... - What? - Yes, it was...
尷尬 對吧 是有點尷尬吧 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys?
是你要介紹我們認識的 You were the one who introduced us.
我知道 但是吧 I know, but you know.
現在我們有共同點了 Now we share something in common.
-有點... -對 - It's just... - Yeah.
-真的有 -你要不要... - We really do. - Did you want to...
-我要... 我馬上回來 -要來簽名嗎 - I got to... I'll be right back. - Do you want to sign it?
天 真不知道這些東西該怎麼寫 God, I never know what to write in these things.
你還好嗎 You okay?
還好 有點事要處理 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing.
你有埃迪的消息嗎 So, have you heard from Eddie?
她不接我的電話 She is not exactly answering my calls.
認真的嗎 Are you serious?
是 Yeah.
泰絲 抱歉 我... Tess, I'm sorry. I...
我知道你喜歡那兒的工作 真對不起 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry.
差不多吧 Something like that. Yeah.
告訴我 Tell me.
我不是喜歡 是需要 有區別的 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference.
那我補償你吧 Well, let me make it up to you.
沒關係 你不欠我什麼 It's okay. You don't owe me anything.
你們倆怎麼了 So what's going on with you two?
你好嗎 How you doing?
-不錯 -我們走 - Good. - Let's go.
好吧 All right. Okay.
你不想說 行吧 You want to be quiet about it. I get it.
你要來嗎 Are you coming?
謝謝邀請我 Thank you for inviting me.
我收到你短信了 沒事吧 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay?
沒事沒事 都挺好的 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great.
你今天真好看 Oh, you look incredible, by the way.
-謝謝 -沒事 - Thank you. - Yeah.
-我沒告訴她 -天啊 好吧 - And, uh, I didn't tell her. - Oh, God. Okay.
-幸好 -你不會告訴別人吧 - Thank God. Yeah. - And you'll never tell a soul, right?
當然不會 No. Never. Never. No.
我恐怕不能接受你給的工作機會 And I think that I can't accept your job offer.
我們想組建家庭 We just, we want to start a family.
好 Okay.
我明白 沒事 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure.
好 Yeah.
你還好吧 Are you okay?
還好 Yeah.
謝謝你 Thank you.
一會兒見 I'll see you down there.
好 Okay.
-好 -好 - Yeah. - All right.
我們坐哪兒 So, where are we sitting?
給你留了個位置 Uh, I saved you a seat right here.
-娜特呢 -你背後 - Oh, where's Nat? - Right behind you.
她在跟誰說話 那是誰 Who is she talking to? Who is that?
可能是宴會負責人吧 Probably a caterer.
她總喜歡交新的朋友 所以... She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so...
那看來是很不錯的朋友吧 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then.
-是嗎 -她們看起來還挺投緣的 - Really? - Well, I mean, just seems like they're hitting it off, that's all.
謝恩 幫我拿一下 Okay. Shane, will you hold these?
能幫我拿點零食嗎 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks?
-盤子裏的 對 -零食 - On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The snacks?
好 借過 抱歉 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.
-天... -借過 借過 - Oh, my God... - Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.
但我們已經過了 But we got through it.
婚禮快開始了 我們應該... Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should...
好 瑪麗莎 這是我女朋友艾... Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A...
-什麼 -我在說 - Do what? - Uh, I was just saying
這是我女朋友艾麗絲 這是瑪麗莎 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa.
我喜歡你的節目 Love your show.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
瑪麗莎正在和我講她的丈夫 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband
和女朋友 and her girlfriend.
-好 -對 - Okay. - Yeah.
是 我們也和她前妻試過這種三人關係 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife.
-娜特跟我說了 -不太好 - Nat was telling me. - Yeah, it was no good.
-有些時候 -就是... - There were moments. - It was, um...
-起起伏伏吧 -隻能說 - Yeah, highs and lows. - I would say
沒那麼好吧 it wasn't that great.
結局不太好 結果很糟糕 It didn't end well. It ended poorly.
-很高興認識你 -很高興認識你 - It was nice meeting you. - Oh, yeah, nice meeting you.
-幸會 -是 - Really nice meeting you. - So, oh, yeah.
-她不錯 -現在... - She's nice. - At this time...
-是 -...希望所有來賓 - Yeah. - ...we'd like to ask all guests
都請就座 to please be seated.
她正要說有意思的事情呢 You know, she was actually bringing up something kind of interesting.
是嗎 Was she?
-晚點再說吧 -好 - We can talk about it later. - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你真美 You look so beautiful.
深呼吸 Just breathe.
我們要結婚了 We're getting married.
歡迎 Welcome.
謝謝大家和我們一起 參加... Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate...
我好愛你 I love you so much.
-...丹妮和索菲的婚禮 -你知道的 - ...Dani and Sophie. - You know that, right?
-當我看到她們的愛... -打擾一下 - When I look around at the love that... - Hello?
糟了 Oh, shit.
-我可能需要你送我回去 -什麼 - I might need a ride home. - Wait, what?
你在幹什麼 What do you think you're doing?
-抱歉 -她要做什麼 - Sorry. - What is she doing?
我好像知道 I think I might know.
我... I...
天啊 我... 我愛你 Oh, boy. I... I love you.
我一直都愛著你 I think I've always loved you,
我不希望你還不知道就結婚 and I just didn't want you to get married without all that information.
如果你沒有同樣的感受 And if you don't feel the same way,
我可以立馬就走... I'll leave right now and, you know...
這故事以後講出去也不錯 不過... this will be a great story to tell or something. But...
我真的愛你... I do love you. So...
我相信你也愛我 I'm pretty sure you love me, too.
索菲 怎麼回事 S-Sophie, wh-what's going on?
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