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《拉字至上：Q世代》前情提要 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q...
你真的要重回洛杉磯了嗎 Do you really live in L. A. again?
現在我住在韓國城的一間臥室里 I live in a one-bedroom in Koreatown
和其他五個女孩合租 with five other girls.
如果你需要地方住的話 Well, if you ever need some space,
后面應該還有空出來的臥室 I think there's some extra bedrooms in the back.
奎拉：我想你 奎拉：就是這樣
奎拉：我討厭這樣
-誰呀 -我太太 - Who's that? - My Wife.
索菲·蘇亞雷斯 你愿意嫁給我嗎 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me?
愿意 愿意 愿意 Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
今天是艾麗絲送孩子的日子 Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids.
見鬼 不好意思 Oh, sh-- I'm sorry.
你想送他們嗎 Did you want to take them?
沒事 Oh, no. It's fine.
重點不是送不送 That's not the point.
過會兒要去吃晚飯嗎 Would you want to grab dinner later?
聽起來不錯 Sounds fun.
昨天的論壇 一位男子公開指責 Yesterday, during a forum, a man publicly accused
市長候選人貝特·波特 mayoral candidate Bette Porter
和他的妻子有染 of having an affair with his wife.
-是真的嗎 -是的 - Is that correct? - That's correct.
你真無恥 Shame on you!
波特女士 貝特 Ms. Porter. Bette.
你知不知道做你女兒有多丟人 Do you know how humiliating it is to be your daughter?
-等一下 你嗑藥了嗎 -我們吸了電子煙 - Are you high right now? - We vaped.
把你手機給我 Give me your phone.
你被禁足了 You're grounded.
我工作做得很像樣 I'm damn good at my job.
但是我想為我相信的人工作 But I want to work for someone I believe in.
我今天來就是因為我相信你 And I came here today because I believe in you.
你的職業生涯是從一個折衷行業開始的 You've started your professional life in a compromised industry.
如果你想勝出 If you want to win,
我覺得你需要我 I think you need me.
兩年前
我靠 Oh, fuck.
好 Okay.
對 Yeah.
有沒有搞錯 What the fuck?
-是誰 -什么情況 - Who's that? - What is that? What is that?
-你叫快遞了嗎 -沒有 - Did you order Postmates? - No.
亞馬遜 亞馬遜總是很晚來 Amazon. Amazon comes late.
不 我什么都沒訂 No, I didn't order anything.
-好吧 -我去看看 - Okay. - I'll check it out.
你要...好吧 我也過去 Are you-- Okay. All right, I'm gonna come.
我們還是報警吧 Maybe I should call the cops.
不用 我們過去看看就行 No. We'll just go check it out.
他們要是看見我們了怎么辦 What if they see us?
我就悄悄看一眼 I'm just gonna peek.
娜塔 Nat? -
我知道你在家里 I know you're in there.
-把門打開 -該死 - Just open the door. - Ah, fuck.
你不用換鎖的 You didn't need to change the locks.
我只是想跟你談談 I just want to talk to you.
你能出來一下嗎 Can-- Hi. Can you come here, please?
-娜塔 娜塔 你能 -是我前妻 - Nat. Nat, hey. Could you... - It's, uh, my ex-wife.
太好了 是個好消息 Oh. Great. That's great news.
你至少看著我行嗎 娜塔莎 Can you at least look at me? Nat?
我還以為我們要被殺了呢 I thought we were about to get murdered.
是還有別人嗎 是誰 你在跟誰說話 Is somebody in there? Who is that? Who are you talking to?
-回家吧 吉吉 -你是在跟我開玩笑嗎 - Go home, Gigi. - Are you fucking kidding me?
-我說了 回家吧 -我的天啊 - I said, go home. - Oh, my fucking God!
-有危險嗎 -沒有 她基本上不會害人 - Should I be scared? - No, she's mostly harmless.
你個該死的賤人 You fucking bitch!
-她在干什么 -不是很清楚 - What is she doing? - Not entirely sure.
-她回來了 -什么 她是... - She's back. - Wha-- Is she...?
-她是... -她拿著... - Does she have...? - She's holding...
賤人 Bitch!
好吧 你不... Fine, you won't...
糟糕 是錘子 她拿了錘子 Okay, yeah, no, that's a hammer. It's a hammer.
-我要報警 -別別別 - I'm calling the cops. - No-no-no-no-no-no.
看來她就是來還結婚戒指的 She's... it appears she's returning her wedding ring.
給你 There.
滿意了吧 You happy?
我希望你能幸福 I hope you're fucking happy.
她戲可真多 She's really dramatic.
-她是演員嗎 -去死吧 - She an actress? - Fuck you!
她可真嚇人 Wow. Okay, she's fucking scaly.
對不起 I am so sorry.
我完全沒想到我們在一起的第一晚會這樣 This is not at all how l expected our first night to go.
不 沒關系 沒關系 Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine.
-要我離開嗎 -不 - Should I go? - No.
不 你別走 No. Please don't go.
所以你嫁給那個人了 So you were married to that person?
是的 她真的是個好媽媽 Yeah. She's a really great mom.
-我們要不要... -那當然 - Should we...? - I mean, I don't see why not.
拉字至上:Q世代 第一季 第二集 《無關緊要最重要》
天啊 好吧 Oh, my god. Okay.
我要把全家人都請來參加訂婚派對 I'm inviting my whole family to the engagement party--
七大姑八大姨 叔舅哥弟 遠房親戚 aunts, uncles, cousins, second cousins.
不過 時間很緊張 所以 I mean, you know, it's last minute, so, you know...
我祈禱他們不會都趕過來 I, uh, pray to God that they don't all come,
但是要是有免費吃的 不來的機率很渺茫 but when there's free food, odds aren't great.
我要邀請艾麗絲嗎 我不知道 Should I invite Alice? I can't decide
對她來說怎樣才不那么別扭 what's less weird for her, you know?
我有事要告訴你 I have to tell you something.
什么事 What is it?
我有了一份新工作 I got a new job.
我要去為貝特·波特的競選做公關了 I'm going to run PR for Bette Porter's campaign.
我終于能做一些我真正相信的事情了 I get to be a part of something that I actually believe in.
好吧 你應該先跟我商量的 Well, you should've talked to me first.
我以為 I thought that--
我以為你會感到高興 I thought that you'd be happy for me.
我以為我們要把節奏降下來 And I thought that we were slowing down.
一起安定的生活 Settling into our lives together.
-我是這么做的 -沒錯 但是... - I know I am. - We are, but...
而且我們是在我給艾麗絲工作之前談好的 Yeah, but we talked before I took the job with Alice.
這次有什么不同呢 Why should this be any different?
姑娘們 我要帶何塞去湯普麗諾第一次約會 Guys, listen, I'm taking José to Topolino for our first date.
你們知道米爾附近的那家高檔餐廳吧 You know that fancy place near La Mill?
我還沒跟他說過 不過 I haven't actually told him this yet, but I got
我有代金卡 我就在想 this gift card, you know? So I just thought, like,
我還是把它花在這個特別性感的家伙身上 I might as well just use it on this really cute guy
來一次超級棒的約會 and have, like, a great date.
因為我跟你們一起去不太合適 'Cause it wouldn't make sense for me to go with you guys,
因為那樣的話我就是個電燈泡 怪別扭的 'cause I'd be, like, a third wheel, and that'd be weird.
該死 太傻了是不是 太傻了 And-- shit, that's really dumb, isn't it? That's dumb.
-不不不 沒有 -現在我在想 - No, no-no-no, it's not that. - Now I'm thinking
也許我們不應該選在這周開訂婚派對 that we probably shouldn't have our engagement party this week.
當然還是要如期辦 Of course we should still have it.
但是事情就太多了 Yeah, but it might be too much, though.
空氣里好像有壓力的味道 是我嗎 Okay, it smells like stress sweat in here. Is it me?
-不是 -是 - No. - Yeah.
早上好 Hey! Morning.
你還在這 You're still here.
是的 要吃早餐嗎 Yeah. You want some breakfast?
我從一元店那帶了點東西回來 I, uh, I picked up some things from the dollar store.
還給你弄了咖啡 And, um, also got you coffee.
給你 嘗嘗怎么樣 There you go. How about that?
謝謝 Thanks.
是那種掛耳的 It's from one of those packet things.
還不錯吧 Good, right?
昨晚從你的屋子里 So, I heard three voices
傳出了三個人的聲音 coming from your room last night.
-你喝了多少 -我沒有 - How wasted were you? - I wasn't.
說真的 Seriously, though,
沒成見 no judgment.
我從來沒在清醒的時候做過 I don't think I've ever had sober sex.
我需要酒壯慫人膽 I need that liquid courage, you know?
我都看不出來別人是不是喜歡我 Or, like, I can't even tell if someone's into me.
仔細傾聽 她們會告訴你的 Well, just try listening, and they'll tell you.
有深度 That's deep.
我覺得 I think there...
之前可能 there may have been...
有點誤解 a little miscommunication.
要我去開門嗎 You want me to get it,
還是我先把三明治吃完 or can I finish my sando?
好吧 你家 你去開門 All right, yeah. Your house. You get it.
什么事 What?
夏恩·麥卡欽的快遞 Yeah, delivery for Shane McCutcheon.
她不在 No, she's not here.
誰呀 Who was it?
-什么事 -只是好奇 - What'd he want? - Just was curious
-你打算在這待多久 -一周 - how long you plan on staying. - One week.
最多兩周 Two max.
這樣吧 還是加個期限吧 You know what, let's not put a max on it.
你找我 You needed to see me?
是的 Yes.
新辦公室喜歡嗎 How do you like your new office?
這地方很漂亮 This place is beautiful.
你要是還有什么需要 就找海克托 If you need anything special, ask Hector.
你需要什么他都能辦到 He'll get you anything you need.
謝謝老爸 Thank you, Pa.
你應得的 寶貝 You deserve it, carino.
你培養得好 You raised me well.
謝謝 Thank you.
你把我培養成一個做正事 You raised me to do what's right
而且有獨立思維的人 and to be an independent thinker.
我從成年之后就一直為你工作 And I've worked for you for every day of my adult life,
我感激不盡 and I couldn't be more grateful.
但是 But...
貝特·波特給了我一個工作機會 Bette Porter offered me a position.
她想讓我為她的競選做公關 She wants me to run PR for her campaign.
你說點什么吧 Can you please say something?
你想讓我說什么 What do you want me to say, hmm?
想要我的祝福 我的批準嗎 You want my blessing, my permission?
你得不到的 You're not gonna get it.
如果你認為她能給你 If you think she has something to offer you
-我給不了你的 -爸 - that I haven't given you here-- - Dad.
收拾東西 Take your things.
我一定會安排人送你出去的 I'll make sure someone walks you out.
我向索菲求婚了 I proposed to Sophie.
這起碼算個好消息吧 So that's good news, at least.
我需要消化一下 That's a lot for one morning.
爸爸 Dad.
-爸爸 等等 -今天就到這 - Dad, Wait. - We're finished here.
你今天休假 Just because you have a day off
不代表我休假 早上好 doesn't mean that I have a day off. Good morning.
我可以照顧好自己 I could have taken care of myself.
你已經證明了事實并非如此 Well, you've actually proven that's not entirely true.
早上好 Good morning.
是給我的 Oh, look, that's for me.
-非常感謝 -不客氣 波特女士 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome, Ms. Porter.
棒極了 Oh, fantastic.
好 今天來弄信封 Okay, so, it's mailer day.
你坐這里 So, you sit here,
然后你把 and you're gonna put the--
-抱歉 -然后你把這些標簽貼信封上 - Sorry. - Okay. You're gonna put these labels on these mailers.
好的 要干多久 Okay, how long do I have to do this for?
干完為止 Until they're finished.
可以叫喬迪來幫忙嗎 Can Jordi come help?
目前我不太喜歡你們倆一起玩 I don't really want you hanging out with Jordi right now.
憑什么 我逃學又不是因為她 Why? I didn't ditch because of her.
假如你想叫哪個同學 Look, if you want to call one of your classmates
來幫忙 to come help you--
那所學校里每一個人我他媽都煩死了 I hate everyone at that fucking school.
那么 恐怕你只有靠自己了 Well, then, I guess you're on your own.
行吧 Okay.
幫我個忙 And do me a favor?
少他媽說臟話 可以嗎 Take it easy on the fucking f-bombs, okay?
謝謝 Thank you.
真的很讓我窩火啊 It just rubbed me the wrong way, you know?
我覺得她是先求了婚 然后又瞎胡鬧 I feel like she proposed, and then she fucked up.
你們倆都會穿裙子嗎 Are you guys both gonna wear, like, dresses?
干嘛用那個語氣 Why you got to say it like that?
不知道 有點受不了 I don't know. I'm grossed out.
該死 Fuck.
知道最嚇人的是什么嗎 You know what's scary?
我從來不知道好的婚姻是什么樣子 I've never actually seen what a good marriage looks like.
我爸在妹妹出生那天離開 My dad left the day my sister was born.
我的父母把我掃地出門 Well, my parents kicked me out of the house
然后分床而睡 and sleep in separate beds,
這樣也行 so that's one way to do it.
電視臺的人到了 Network's here.
-怎么 -那個 - What? - Well,
我們出爾反爾 他們不會生氣嗎 we went rogue. Won't they be pissed?
不可能 我們都搞定了的 They can't be. We crushed it.
經紀人們不都已經 Aren't agents already
瘋狂發郵件想送藝人上節目了嗎 e-mailing you trying to get their clients on the show?
-沒錯 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
看 他們很可能是來慶祝的 走 See? They're probably here to celebrate me. Come on.
你沒問題的 You got this.
你去吧 It's all you.
這邊交給我 And this is all me.
假如波特有勝出的可能 If Porter stands any chance of winning this,
洛杉磯市長競選 波特獲女性選民青睞
她需要讓選民們有充足理由 she needs to give voters a reason
對費利西蒂·亞當斯丑聞既往不咎 to look past the Felicity Adams scandal.
她能否做到 我們拭目以待 其有利 If she can do that remains to be seen. Her favorability...
丹妮 Dani.
很高興見到你 Hi. Great to see you.
很高興加入 Excited to be here.
嗯 我先不管你了 Yeah, look, so, I'm just gonna throw you right in.
五分鐘后在貝特辦公室開會 We got a meeting in Bette's office in five minutes.
-可以嗎 -可以 能否告訴我 - Okay? - Okay. If you'll just point me
辦公室的位置 我放下東西 to my office so I can put my things down,
就過來 I'll be right there.
隨便找一張空桌就好 我們不是那種黨派 Just take any open desk. It is not that kind of party.
抱歉 Whoa, sorry.
沒事 No, that's okay.
無與倫比 是吧 It's incredible, right?
朱迪·芝加哥借給我的 Judy Chicago loaned it to me.
我一直很喜歡她 I've always loved her.
永遠都忘不了第一次看到《晚宴派對》 I'll never forget the first time I saw The Dinner Party.
她永遠都有著一個清晰的目標 She's always had such a clear mission.
好像從來都不會偏離 You know, like she never deviated from the goal.
鼓舞人心 It's inspiring.
-你覺得呢 -是的 - Don't you think? - Yes.
走吧 Shall we?
最起碼 Bottom line is,
我也不想當壞人 and I hate to be the bad guy here,
但你不能在最后關頭換訪談嘉賓 but you can't change your interview guest at the last minute.
不能隨便訪談自己的朋友 對吧 You can't just interview your friends, right?
我覺得錄制過程非常順利 Well, I thought it went really Well.
-你說呢 -走運罷了 - Didn't you? - You got lucky.
我們當初買下你的節目 When we bought your podcast,
看重的是這個品牌 we bought a brand.
一個活潑有趣的拉拉品牌 A poppy, fun, palatable lesbian brand.
那是我們想要培養的 We want to build off that.
我也想 真的 我 I do, too. I really do. I...
只不過我充滿...好奇心 It's just I'm a very... curious person,
我的觀眾應該也是如此 and I think my audience is, too.
所以我只是想要滿足他們 And I just want to give them a little credit. You know,
這是我們真正能產生影響的機會 I think we have a real opportunity to make an impact.
我們歡迎你提出 And we will always be completely open
任何想法 to your ideas.
但也需要真誠對待 But we got to stay true
最早那批觀眾 對吧 to our season one audience, right?
但他們或許對實實在在的事情更感興趣 But they might be interested in something more substantial.
不大可能 It's unlikely.
我 I'm...
我...那邊是... I... Is there...?
這位是德魯·威爾遜 This is Drew Wilson.
-忠實粉絲 -德魯給很多大牌主持寫稿 - Big fan. - Drew has written for Seth, Sarah and all the Jimmys.
我們想介紹你們認識 We want you to get to know him,
看看哪里能安排他做點事 see where he might be useful.
也替你分擔壓力 Take some of the pressure off you a bit.
讓他來幫忙維持 Let him help maintain the brand
那個觀眾們喜歡的品牌 如何 that your audience has come to love, okay?
抱歉打斷 但是 I am so sorry to interrupt, but, um...
小孩求救
我不...我不明白什么意思 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what that means.
那個...學校打電話 Oh. Ri-- uh, his school called.
-誰的學校 -伊萊的 你... - Whose school? - Eli's. Your, uh,
繼子的 stepkid?
嗯 他生病了 Yeah, he's sick
娜塔正在做咨詢 and, uh, Nat's in session with clients
吉吉大概也不在 所以 and Gigi's away, I guess? So, um...
所以 So...
就是我 so, me, then?
-看來如此 嗯 -好吧 - Looking like it, yeah. - Okay.
沒事吧 Everything okay?
沒事 嗯 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah-
是...是...小孩生病 Um, it's a, it's, like, a sick kid.
家人最重要 Family comes first.
那個... Well, it...
沒必要...如果 They don't h-have to, if...
沒關系的 Well, it's not a problem.
-稍后德魯給你介紹進展 -對 - Uh, Drew will fill you in. - Yeah.
很好 那我這就去學校 Um, cool. Well, I am gonna go to school.
謝謝 謝謝 Thanks. Thanks. Okay.
聽著 你得給夏恩打電話 All right, look, you got to call Shane,
-因為我一個人不行 -收到 - 'cause I am not doing this alone. - Copy that.
-他最好真的是病入膏肓 -收到 - And he better be really fucking sick. - Copy that.
說到哪兒了 Uh, so, where were we?
我都聽到了 我們不應該 I absolutely hear you. We should not
自作主張 不會再犯了 have gone over your head. That won't happen again.
但我們收到很多非常有意思的訪談邀請 But we're getting some really interesting interview requests.
我們也很開心 但你們不能 And we're excited about that, but you can't take
未經許可就搞那么大的調整 big swings like that without our approval.
莉娜·維特也想來 Well, Lena Waithe wants to come on.
著名編輯 制片人 演員
-她正合適 -很有趣 - She's perfect. - And fun.
我們或許可以玩游戲 Uh, maybe we could, uh, play a game with her.
艾麗絲和莉娜可以 Uh, Alice and Lena could, uh,
比拼酒量 play a drinking game.
-戴上眼罩喝 -沒錯 沒錯 - We could do it blindfolded. - Yes, yes, yes.
而且她和艾麗絲可以開誠布公 Yes, and she and Alice could have an honest conversation
討論電影中出現酷兒群體的重要性 about the importance of queer representation in film.
-當然 當然 -嗯 嗯 - Well, sure, sure. - Yeah, yeah.
德魯會加以完善 Uh, Drew will fill in the details.
很好 索菲 Great get, Sophie.
我覺得咱們逃過了一劫 I think we dodged a bullet.
要是我們再提起外遇 If we bring up the affair again,
那就是自找的麻煩 it becomes a self-inﬂicted wound.
我認為最好聚焦于 I think it's best if we focus on our town hall
-LGBT中心的活動 -我明白了 - at the LGBT Center. - I hear you.
我擔心的是 如果不給出解釋 I'm concerned if we don't take control of the narrative,
可能會讓我們栽跟頭 it'll bite us in the ass.
那你覺得該怎么辦 And what do you propose we do?
找費利西蒂·亞當斯拿一份正式的說明 Get an on-the-record statement from Felicity Adams.
今天她會帶上一個調解員過來 She and a mediator are available to come in today.
慢著 你已經聯系她了 Wait a minute, you already reached out?
抱歉 我記得之前自己已經說過了 Sorry, I thought I was taking point on this.
等等 她為什么會同意過來這里 Wait, why would she agree to come here?
我本來說了一個中間位置 Well, I offered a neutral location,
但費利西蒂似乎覺得過來也可以 but Felicity seemed fine to come in.
你介意的話也可以再商量 I can push back if you want,
但我確實傾向于在自己的地盤解決 but I do prefer that we do it on our turf.
-沒事 沒關系 -貝特已經 - No, it's-it's fine. - Bette's already given
給出事件的說明 an account of what's happened.
沒錯 但費利西蒂沒有 Yeah, But Felicity hasn't.
我們應該提前避免你們的說法 We want to get ahead of any potential discrepancies
存在不一致之處 in your stories.
我們需要保護這次競選 We need to protect this campaign.
好吧 Okay.
齊心協力 團結一致 Let's circle the wagons.
-叫她過來 -好的 - Bring her in here. - Okay.
帶她從后樓梯上來 And, uh, take her up the back stairs.
我知道謹慎行事 I know how to be discreet.
但你知道后樓梯在哪嗎 But do you know where the back stairs are?
不知道 No, I don't.
等她來的時候 我不想讓安吉在這 I don't want Angie to be here when she comes in.
凱茜要帶幾個人出去拉選票 Kacey is taking a group out to canvass,
她可以跟他們一起 so she can go with them.
好的 謝謝你 Great. Thank you.
著眼未來 And, looking ahead,
我還需要知道什么事嗎 is there anything else I need to know?
什么意思 Meaning?
你還有什么會被抓住的把柄嗎 Is there anything else people could use against you?
45分鐘以后 你在格拉塞爾公園小學 You are scheduled to be at Glassell Park Elementary
還有場媒體拍照活動 for a photo op in 45 minutes.
-請讓車等著我 -好的 - Please have the car waiting. - You got it.
好吧 Um, okay.
我蹲過一晚監獄 Well, I spent a night in jail.
非暴力反抗 最后撤銷了指控 Uh, civil disobedience. The charges were dropped.
好 Okay.
我背叛過我的前妻 I cheated on my ex-wife.
她知道嗎 Does she know you were unfaithful?
是的 她知道 Yes. She knows.
-還有嗎 -我的一位朋友 - Anything else? - A friend of mine
在我家里自殺了 died by suicide on my property.
溺死在游泳池里 She drowned in my pool.
-她叫什么名字 -珍妮·夏科特 - Her name? - Jenny Schecter.
科學的科 特別的特 S-c-h-e-c-t-e-r.
-祝你好運 -謝謝 - Good luck. - Hey, thanks.
-有需要就聯系我 -好的 - Call me if you need me. - I will.
但我完全不會的 Except you won't hear from me at all.
好 再見 Okay, I'll see you.
新人從來不討喜 對嗎 Nobody likes the new guy, right?
但我很期待和你們這些女士們合作 But I am excited to be here with you ladies.
我只是來幫忙的 I'm just here to be helpful.
是啊 Sure.
我去找我的辦公室了 I'm gonna go find my office.
我想應該是在那邊 老板 Ah, I-I think it's that way, boss.
絕對不是在那邊 Definitely not that way.
沒錯 那家伙真混蛋 Yeah, that guy's a real bag of dicks.
我不想跟丹妮說話 I don't want to talk to Dani.
丹妮
我想我要喝一杯 I think I need a drink.
我陪你喝 I'll hang with you.
沒事的 Uh, that's okay.
-我找我姐妹就行 -好吧 - I'm gonna call my sister. All right? - Okay.
-你保重 兄弟 -好 我就... - You take care, buddy. - All right, I'll just...
不用擔心 我會喝水的 No worries. I'll hydrate.
我很好 All good here.
好了 伙計 Okay, okay, buddy.
好了 來吧 艾麗絲 Okay. All right. Come on, Alice.
-我來開門 -艾麗絲 當心點 - It's the door, it's the door. - Alice, focus.
-你需要什么 -幫我拿只桶來 謝謝 - Yeah. what do you need? - Can you get me a bucket? Please.
-拿什么 -桶 艾麗絲 - Like, a what? Like, a-- - A bucket, Alice.
桶 什么叫桶 你還好嗎 A bucket. what's a bucket? Are you okay?
-好的 -好疼 艾麗絲 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - It hurts! Alice!
索菲
快點 小艾 這不是演習 Come on, Al, hurry up. Please, this is not a drill.
他隨時都會噴出來的 He's gonna fucking blow any second.
-我要吐了 -電燉鍋嗎 - I'm gonna puke. - Oh, a Crock-Pot?
-電燉鍋行不行 -行 - Would a Crock-Pot do it? - Yes, a Crock-Pot!
我不在乎 拿個東西來接著就行 天哪 I don't care. Just get me something. Jesus Christ.
-別噴我外套上 -天哪 - Not my jacket. - Oh, God.
別噴我外套上 Not my jacket, not my jacket.
-老天 -天哪 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God!
好了 天哪 Okay. Oh, God.
好了 Okay.
老天 這味道真惡心 Oh, God, that smells so bad.
我要找媽媽 I want Mama.
是 不行 我也想找她 Oh, yeah, no, I want her, too.
我知道 你能給我一塊抹布嗎 I know, I know, I know. Can you get me a rag?
是 好主意 好了 Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Okay.
給孩子擦 不是給你 For the fucking kid, not for you.
對 Oh, yeah.
你還好嗎 會沒事的 好嗎 You okay? It's gonna be all right, all right?
會沒事的 好嗎 It's gonna be all right, all right?
媽媽今晚就回來了 Mommy's gonna come home tonight.
對 你媽媽今晚就回來了 Yeah. Your mommy's gonna come home tonight.
你都吐完了嗎 Did you get it all out?
-你都吐完了嗎 -你在干什么 - Did you get it all out? - What are you doing?
-我不知道 -你想去躺下嗎 - I-I, I d-don't know. - You want to go lay down?
好嗎 好 Yeah? All right.
帶我去看你最喜歡沙發上哪個位置 好嗎 You show me your favorite spot on the couch, all right?
-好了 -行了... - Okay. - Here, just...
好的 Yeah, mm-hmm. Okay.
好 All right.
-這是誰 -他很喜歡這個 - Is-- who is that? - Hmm? Oh, he loves it.
-他喜歡 -是嗎 好 - He loves it. - Yeah? Okay.
好了 All right.
好了 感覺如何 There you go. How's that?
-是 挺不錯的 -還舒服嗎 - Oh, yeah. That's good. - Is that good?
好了 All right.
你還好嗎 You okay?
你怎么做到的 How are you doing this?
-太瘋狂了 -我是說... - It's crazy. - I mean...
小孩也是人 Kids are people.
不 他們...他們是半大的人 But they're not. They're, like, they're, like, half-sized.
就像...半人 They're, like, half-people.
我很高興你聯系了我 小艾 Well, I'm glad you called me, Al.
你也該和奎拉要孩子 You should have had kids with Quiara.
你是個好家長 You're really good at it.
我很驚訝她沒有說服你 I'm surprised she didn't convince you.
是的 She didn't.
你真的很想她吧 You miss her that bad, huh?
我沒事 Oh, I'm okay.
艾麗絲 真抱歉 Alice, I'm so sorry.
是 那從來不好玩 Yeah, that's never fun.
但用電燉鍋 Yeah, but the Crock-Pot,
你還真挺有創意的 that was a, that was a creative solution.
是 你知道我會去 Yeah, you know I would come,
只是我現在還在辦公室 I just, I'm-I'm still here at the office.
等著看事情的進展 I'm waiting to see how this goes.
是 在這 Yes. She's here.
-謝謝你能來 -別傻了 我會沒事的 - Thanks for coming in. - Don't be silly. I'll be fine.
如果還有其他需要 請告訴我 Let me know if you need anything else.
什么 What?
不 我在聽的 你說 Yeah, no, I'm-- no, I'm here, I'm here. Yeah. Go on.
索菲 你和丹妮把好酒藏哪了 Sophie, where do you and Dani keep your good wine?
冰箱里有一瓶 There's a bottle in the fridge.
天哪 姑娘 Oh, my God, girl,
不敢相信你就要結婚了 I can't believe you're getting married.
我知道 I know.
不不不 No, no, no.
-給我 謝謝 -她是怎么求婚的 - Para mi, si. Gracias. - How did she propose?
有沒有單膝跪地 Did she get down on one knee?
我最喜歡浪漫的求婚了 I love a good proposal.
你穿白西裝一定超帥的 You're gonna look so good in a white suit.
你覺得我該做什么發型 What do you think I should do with my hair?
妮娜 怎樣都比南茜阿姨在她婚禮上 Ay, Nina, anything is better than what Tia Nancy did
-做的發型好 -天哪 - at her wedding. - Oh, my God.
-那個超可怕 -天哪 - Horrible. - Ay, dios mio.
眼光好糟 所以你打算弄什么發型 Que mal gusto. So, what are you going to do with your hair?
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
等等 什么叫你不知道 Well, wait, what do you mean, you don't know?
我不知道該做什么發型 I don't know. I don't know what I'm-a do with my hair.
-怎么了 -什么 - What's wrong? - What?
你干嘛這么說我 沒什么 Noth-- Why are you calling me out? Nothing.
-姑娘 -我就是不知道 - Mamita. - I don't know.
我了解你 怎么了 I know you. what's wrong?
-我有點害怕 -怕什么 - I'm just scared. - Of what?
我怕她還會繼續不問我就做決定 I'm just scared that she's gonna keep making decisions without me.
別想著那事了 親愛的 Let it go, mi'ja.
那又如何 Yeah, so what?
先像有錢人那樣辦一場 You're gonna have a big fun wedding
-盛大又好玩的婚禮 -沒錯 - like rich people. - Yes!
-等婚禮結束了再說 -對 - You'll figure it out after the wedding. - Yes.
或者如果沒法解決... Or if things don't get better...
大不了離婚咯 You can always get divorced.
那可不好笑 That's not funny.
你們周五想讓我做什么菜 So, what do you want me to cook on Friday?
別做玉米就行 Please do not make corn.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
媽呀 你好 Oh, shit. Hey.
我想 如果你不愿買東西 Uh, I thought, if you didn't want to buy stuff,
或許我們可以自己做 maybe we can build it.
還挺帥的吧 Sick, right?
還不錯 It's actually not bad.
-對 -是 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你打算刷漆嗎 You gonna stain it?
我想把這個交給你決定 Oh, I thought I'd leave that up to you.
畢竟房租是你給 Since you pay to live here and all.
想得還真周到 Ah. That's thoughtful.
怎么樣 今晚你想出去玩嗎 So, what's up? You want to go out tonight?
不想 No.
我請客哦 Well, uh, I'll buy.
好吧 你請客 Okay, you'll buy.
但我從公司帶了幾卷廁紙回來 But, uh, I did pick up some toilet paper from work,
所以你也不能說我沒做貢獻 so you can't say I'm not contributing.
-這是什么 -不知道 - What's this? - Oh. I don't know.
之前送到的 我替你簽收了 It came for you earlier. I signed for it.
說真的 So really,
這都是我給家做的第二種貢獻了 that is two ways I'm contributing to the household.
糟糕 我做錯了什么嗎 Shit. Did I do something wrong?
沒有 No.
離婚申請書
我們走 Let's go.
是代表要出去玩了嗎 Does that mean we're going out?
等一下 我要換上好褲子 Hold on, I got to put on my good pants, though.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
謝謝 Thank you.
這里真不錯 This place is nice.
你知道嗎 去吃車庫披薩我就很開心了 You know, I would've been happy to go to Garage Pizza.
不 我想來可以用刀叉吃飯的地方 No. I wanted to go somewhere with forks.
很好笑 你很風趣 Yeah, that was funny. You're funny.
我有執念 I have my moments.
那個 吃飯之前有件事情 Look, um, I don't think I can make it all the way
一定要先告訴你 through dinner without telling you something first.
我知道 你是跨性別 I. .. - I know. You're trans.
-我在基達上看到你了 -我有張代金卡 - I saw you on Grindr. - I've got a gift card.
-我的天 -對 這... - Oh, my God. - Yeah. It's...
非常抱歉 I-I am so sorry.
你不 你不喜歡代金卡 You hate, you hate the gift card?
不 不 No. No.
我說的話實在太蠢了 I feel so stupid for saying the thing I said.
不不不 沒關系的 Oh, no. No, no, it's okay. It's-it's...
-不不不 -我太粗魯了 - No. No, no, no. - That's so rude of me.
我去年在洛杉磯城市學院做了個演講 I did this lecture at L. A. City College last year,
然后他們付給我這張一百塊的代金卡 and they paid me in this hundred dollar gift card and I've just,
我一直在等一個合適的人把它用掉 I've been waiting for the right person to use it on.
盡管我已經說出來了 Now that I say that out loud, though,
我有點想收回來 I-I kind of want to take it back.
好了 等一下 等一下 Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
好了 我們這么辦 All right. Here's What We're gonna do.
我們盡量用八十塊多點一些吃的 We just need to get as many things as possible for 80 bucks,
這樣還留出了小費 我們什么錢都不用花 so that We can leave a tip and then just not pay for anything.
還可以不吃了去喝咖啡 We could also just bail and get coffee.
你可以明早給我買咖啡 You can get me coffee tomorrow morning.
好 Okay.
好啊 Yeah.
好 Yeah.
鹿肉和鵝肝草 Oh, it's, uh, venison and foie grass.
好貴 Expensive.
你說的好像不對 I don't know if you're saying that right.
所以 那個信封里是什么 So, uh, what was in that envelope?
沒什么 Nothing.
好吧 Okay.
只是想讓你知道 我愿意幫你藏尸體 I just want you to know, I'd help you hide a body.
我就說這么多 That's all I'm gonna say about that.
你把這玩意放一放 What if you just put that down for a second,
看看周圍 looked around?
只是建議 Just a thought.
你說得對 還是要活在現實里 You're right. Gonna have to go live.
能給我兩杯最便宜的龍舌蘭嗎 Excuse me, can I get two shots of your cheapest tequila?
-好的 -謝謝 - Sure thing. - Thank you.
我喝酒壯個膽 一切就都是數量的問題了 Once I get my liquid courage, all a numbers game.
學著點 Watch and learn.
你好 我是 Hi. I'm, um...
你忙著呢 也不在我的能力范圍內 um... you're busy and way out of my league.
我去找幾個容易點的小妞 I'm gonna go scout some local talent.
好吧 Okay.
惡心 Disgusting.
-謝謝 -一共十八塊 - Thank you. - That'll be, uh, $18.
媽媽買單 Mama's buying.
孩子啊 Kids.
你好嗎 我叫芬利 How are you? Uh, Finley.
-能請你喝一杯嗎 -我已經喝一杯了 - Can I, um, get you a drink? - I already have a drink.
-天吶 給 -收到 - Oh, boy. Here you go. - Copy that.
-先記單嗎 -好啊 - Keep it open? - Yeah, sure.
我 我是芬利 你 I'm-I'm Finley. Do you, uh,
-想和我喝一杯嗎 -夏恩 - want to have a drink with me? - Hey, Shane.
-明白了 -你還好嗎 - Copy that. - Hey, how you doing?
挺好的 好久沒見了 I'm good. It's been a while.
是啊 It has. Yeah.
我在想 I was wondering...
今晚不行 Not tonight.
你們好 玩得開心嗎 Hello. How's it going over here?
你們還要再來一杯 對嗎 You guys need another one of these, right?
阿姆斯特爾輕啤 Amstel Light?
好的 這些也再來點 Yes, that's right, and some more of those.
去去就回 I'll be right back.
玩得還開心嗎 How's it going over here?
-這個還要再來一杯 對吧 -你好 - You guys need another one of these, don't you? - Hey. Uh...
-不 -好極了 - No. - Great.
再來一輪嗎 來嗎 來嗎 Another round here? Yeah, yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah?
你呢 今晚玩得開心嗎 How about you? How's your night going?
在這里玩欲擒故縱嗎 Over here playing hard to get, huh?
不不不 No, no, no.
但是很高興你來 我是苔絲 No, but really, I'm glad you're here. I'm Tess.
夏恩 Shane.
姑娘 我知道你是誰 Girl, I know who you are.
這個城市里每個人都知道你是誰 Everyone in the city knows who you are.
你就是個活生生的傳奇 You're, like, a living legend.
不不不 我不是 No, no, no. No, I'm not.
太可愛了 How adorable is that?
你不喜歡這個名號 You don't like that reputation.
妹子們肯定喜歡你這種高冷人設 Oh, come on, girls must love that Wall that you've built.
謝謝 寶貝兒 Thanks, babe.
14號桌 Table 14.
但是講真的 But seriously,
我很高興你來了 I'm stoked that you're here.
真希望整間酒吧里都是我們這樣的妹子 I wish the whole bar was filled with girls like us.
派對時間 小伙子們 Party time, boys.
需要點別的嗎 Can I get you something else?
那女人是誰 Who is that woman?
她是苔絲 我女朋友 That's Tess. My girlfriend.
她 很擅長與人相處 She's, uh, she's good with people.
和我就不一定了 Not always with me.
能給我來杯啤酒嗎 Hey, can I get a beer?
抱歉 Sorry.
可憐的小家伙 折騰壞了 Poor thing, he's exhausted.
這我確定 他吐的到處都是 Well, I'm sure; he puked everywhere.
所以燉鍋才被丟到了路邊嗎 That's why the Crock-Pot's out on the curb.
對 它的日子已經到頭了 Yeah, that ship has sailed.
還是要謝謝你照顧他 Thank you again for taking care of him.
我知道這有多累人 I know it must have been hard.
是啊 Well, yeah.
我今天翹了一個很大的會議 I mean, I-I left a really big meeting today.
抱歉 明天不會這樣了 Well, I'm so sorry. It's not gonna happen tomorrow.
我聯系過吉吉了 她明早過來 I called Gigi, and she'll be here in the morning.
好吧 Okay.
你有什么感覺 What are you feeling?
我感覺自己像個保姆 I'm feeling like a babysitter.
好吧 這不算是感覺 Okay, that's not a feeling.
不 相信我 這是 No, trust me, it is.
艾麗絲 Alice.
艾麗絲 Alice...
別這樣 跟我說說 Come on, talk to me.
艾麗絲 Alice.
好吧 好吧 魚和熊掌不可兼得 Okay, okay, you can't have it both ways.
你不能一邊要求我多參與他們的生活 You can't ask me to be more a part of their lives,
你感覺我解決不了問題的時候 and then call in Gigi when you feel like
又打給吉吉 I can't handle something.
你說得對 這些是讓人困惑的信息 You're right. Those are confusing messages.
你能告訴我你在想什么嗎 Can you please tell me what you're thinking?
你現在真的非常像個心理治療師 'Cause you really sound like a therapist right now.
抱歉 好嗎 I'm sorry, okay?
我不想讓你感覺自己是個保姆 I don't Want you to feel like a babysitter.
那謝謝你 Well, thank you.
但是你也要跟我說清楚 Okay, but I also need you to be clear with me
你想要什么 about what you want.
我要得是你想找我幫忙 I want you to want me to help.
我知道了 I hear you.
我也知道了 And I hear you.
艾麗絲 你想明天照顧伊萊嗎 Alice, do you want to watch Eli tomorrow?
不想 但是謝謝你征求我的意見 No, but thank you for asking.
好吧 Okay.
-好吧 -行了 - Okay. - Okay.
-對不起 -對不起 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
我愛你 I love you.
-我也愛你 -好了 - Love you, too. - Okay.
我能跟你說說我這糟心的一天嗎 Can I tell you about my shitty day?
好 都告訴我吧 Yes. Tell me everything.
那 他叫德魯 So, um, his name is Drew.
已經開始討厭他了 I hate him already.
你好 Hi.
我是芬利 I'm Finley.
我剛剛看著你走來走去自我介紹 I just watched you walk up and introduce yourself
在這酒吧里搭訕了五個女人吧 to, like, five other women in this bar.
我非常自來熟 I'm very friendly.
-是這個原因嗎 -對 - Is that what it is? - Yeah.
那 你想和我喝一杯嗎 So... you want to have a drink with me?
我已經喝了一杯了 I'm already having a drink.
拜托 Please?
好吧 何不呢 All right, why not?
你 開單了嗎 You, uh, have a tab open?
應該 是應該這樣來嗎 Is that-- is that how it works?
我是個私人助理 所以 Well, I'm a P.A., so...
你是做什么的 你有工作嗎 I mean, what do you do? You got a job?
這樣吧 我來買單 You know what, I'll-I'll buy.
-好 -給 - Okay. - Here.
-但是你要去買酒 -成交 - But you have to go do it. - Deal.
別偷我的錢 Don't steal my money.
不敢相信我竟然把錢包交給了一個陌生人 I can't believe I just handed a stranger my wallet.
我在干什么 What am I doing?
老子要再來一杯 I need to get another fucking drink.
哥們 你喝高了 Bro, you're good.
你還有 你這還有威士忌嗎 Hey, do you have any more, uh, whiskey back there?
十杯夠多了 哥們 不能給你了 Ten's enough, buddy. You're cut off.
明天再來好嗎 Come back tomorrow, all right?
-回家吧 -別嘛 - Go home. - Come on.
別這樣 哥們 不行不行 Come on, bud. No, no, no.
-別這么掃興 -別這樣 哥們 - Don't be a buzzkill. - Come on, dude.
給我威士忌 Give me some Whiskey!
-住手住手 -放手 我的天 - Stop, stop, stop. - Let go. Oh, my god!
-靠... - What the...
來吧 請出去 Come on. Let's go.
-請出去 -操你媽的 - Let's go! - Fuck you, man!
這不是美國嗎 I thought this was fuckin' America!
-沒事吧 -嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
-確定沒事嗎 -嗯 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
別動 Hold it.
-親愛的你還好嗎 -好 我挺... 好 - Babe, you good? - Yeah, I'm g-- Yeah.
-我很抱歉 -不 不用道歉 - I'm so sorry about that-- - No, no, don't apologize.
這件事誰都沒錯 It's not-- it's no one's fault.
你確定你還好嗎 You sure you're good?
行吧 Okay.
來吧 最近怎么樣 Yeah, there We go! What's up?
天啊 你太厲害了 Oh, my God, that was amazing.
還好吧 No, it's fine.
謝謝 我請你再喝一杯吧 Thank you. Let me get you another drink.
能給我們一杯波旁威士忌嗎 hey, can We get a... A bourbon.
我請 It's on me.
天啊 Oh, God.
我很... 我很抱歉 我這地方太遜了 I'm s... I'm so sorry that this place is so fucking douchey.
對啊 我剛才還不覺得 Yeah, I hadn't noticed.
別介意 I'm sorry.
這以前是個同志酒吧 對吧 This used to be a gay bar, though, right?
對 Yeah.
好幾年前的事了 Years ago.
真是時過境遷 Damn, times have changed.
嗯 苔絲一直想買下這家店 Yeah, Tess is always trying to, um, buy out the owners,
然后讓它變回同志酒吧 turn it back to what it used to be.
-是該如此 -沒錯 - She should. - Yeah.
我們到時候就拆掉那臺破電視 Yeah, what we could do is just rip the fucking TVs out,
換新的菜單 再把這兒收拾出來 switch the menu up and clean the place up.
你知道嗎 這兒會是這里唯一一家女同吧 You know, it would be the only lesbian bar in the city?
僅此一家 Only one.
應該找個人把這家店買下來然后讓你們來開 Well, then someone should just buy it and you guys run it.
對 對 沒錯 Yeah. Yeah, they should.
我說真的 No, I'm serious.
你好 再來一輪酒 Hey, another round, please?
我馬上回來 I'll be back.
很榮幸你用代金卡帶我來這 I feel pretty honored you used your gift card on me.
你證明了自己值得如此 You definitely proved yourself worthy.
最后那杯濃縮咖啡 That single espresso at the end--
真是絕世佳品 never seen anything like it.
-78.5刀呢 -還要加上21%的小費 -$78.50. - And a 21% tip.
印象深刻 Very impressive.
我應該跟你坦白 那不是我第一次用代金卡 I probably should tell you, that was not my first gift card.
你什么時候開始性別過渡的 How long ago did you transition?
五年前 About five years.
你那時候就常跟男生一起了嗎 Were you always with guys?
沒有 但... No. But...
我不想說以前的事 I don't really talk about before.
當然可以不說 Oh, of course.
很抱歉我不該問 I'm sorry I asked.
我想告訴你 I want to tell you everything
我生活的方方面面 我很想 about my whole life, I do.
但是我遇到的人中 It's just I-I haven't met a lot of people
不戴有色眼鏡 who don't squint and...
愿意了解我過去的人很少 try to imagine what I used to look like.
所以我從來都不提 So I just don't talk about it.
我現在有點不敢直視你 But now I'm kind of afraid to look at you.
你可以 You can look.
我不戴有色眼鏡 I'm not squinting.
那里不可以 Not there.
我來吧 I got it.
天啊 你怎么這么美 God, you are so beautiful.
哪有 No.
好吧 Okay.
你沒事吧 You okay?
嗯 沒事 Yeah. Yeah.
你還好嗎 are you okay?
我就是有點...暈 I'm just... spinning.
好吧 Okay.
抱... 抱歉 我有點... S-Sorry, I just, um... hmm.
要不要喝杯水 或者別的什么 Do you want a glass of water -or anything?
所以 你為什么把媒體都叫走了 So, Why would you call off the press?
這肯定是個大新聞 This was supposed to be a huge public event,
你不需要什么二次曝光的機會 and you don't need another staged photo op.
沒錯 但媒體不來的話 Yeah, but without the press,
那待會只有50個人 頂多了 there's gonna be, what, 50 people here, tops.
對 但是來的都是年輕人 Yeah, but they're all young.
他們都有手機 They'll have phones.
會有人發出來的 然后我來做文章 Someone's gonna post it, and I'll push that.
這種營銷 This'll be better publicity
可比任何一家媒體的效果都好 than anything the press would give you.
太冒險了 It's risky.
大眾想看的是真實的新聞 People want authenticity.
希望你是對的 Well, I hope you're right about this.
喬迪 Jordi.
我不知道你要來 I didn't know you were coming.
你好 波特女士 Hi, Ms. Porter.
我想為那天的事道歉 I just wanted to apologize for the other day.
你知道 我們家有自己的一套價值觀 You know, uh, my family has a different set of values,
我沒想到安吉逃學的事 so I didn't really realize it was gonna be such a big issue
能造成這么大的麻煩 但 for Angie to skip school, but...
我保證下不為例 it Won't happen again.
我還想告訴你 And I just want you to know that
你的女兒很優秀 you have a really wonderful daughter,
跟她一起玩我很開心 and I love spending time with her.
謝謝你 喬迪 Well, thank you, Jordi.
謝謝你的道歉 I appreciate that.
你下次要是想跟我 And the next time you want to spend time
優秀的女兒一起玩 with my wonderful daughter,
那你先得把你的大麻放在一邊 知道嗎 I'm gonna ask you to ditch the pot, okay?
放了學再抽 And do it outside school hours.
當然沒問題 Absolutely.
胸章超棒 Love the swag.
好吧 Okay.
我們社區多多少少都受到了 Our community is disproportionately affected
本市和國內其他地方 by homelessness in this city,
無家可歸的人影響 and in every city across the country.
你們有沒有問過自己 為什么 And you have to ask yourself: Why?
為何如此 Why is that?
我們的父母 他們把我們趕出家門 Well, our parents, our parents kick us out.
宗教領袖羞辱我們 Religious leaders shame us.
所謂的朋友們離我們而去 And our so-called "Friends" abandon us.
所以有一半無家可歸的年輕人都是我們的一員 So nearly half of all homeless youth are one of us.
我不愿袖手旁觀 I want to help.
我當選的話 When I'm elected,
我將會是洛杉磯的首位女同市長 I will be the first lesbian mayor of Los Angeles,
第一人 而且 the first woman, and...
但為了讓計劃落到實處 But in order to be effective,
我得知道你們在乎什么 I need to know what matters to you.
所以 請告訴我 告訴我你是誰 So please, tell me, tell me who you are,
你有什么想法 what you're thinking about.
有人發言嗎 Anyone?
請 Yes?
首先 First off...
謝謝你 thank you.
我以前沒見過你這樣 I never saw nobody that looks like you
自稱和我們一樣的人 call herself one of us before.
并且 And...
甚至連我媽 n-not even my own mother
都不認可我 thinks I'm part of her.
所以 So...
我也不知道 I don't know.
那些政客全都是狗屎 Politicians are full of shit.
別介意我這么說 Excuse my French.
不會 他們就是徹徹底底的臭狗屎 No, they're completely full of shit.
如果你跟他們不一樣 那就太好了 It'd be... really great if you weren't...
因為能有一位掌握實權 because it'd be cool to have
的女同跨性別盟友 a lesbian and a real trans ally...
那可太棒了 with actual power.
首先我想說 我... Well, first of all, I want to say that I'm...
我為你母親感到遺憾 I'm really sorry about your mother.
這是她的損失 Okay? That's her loss.
真的 Really.
然后 And...
我不會假裝我們的境遇完全相同 I'm not gonna pretend that our circumstances are identical,
但確實有很多相似之處 but there are a lot of similarities.
我父親從來沒接受過我 My father never accepted me.
一天都沒有 Ever.
他臨終那天 Till the day he died,
他還是把我愛到神魂顛倒的伴侶 he called my partner, the woman that I love beyond measure,
稱為是我的"朋友" he called her my "Friend."
彷佛我們的愛無關緊要 As if our love was less than.
而我們的愛并非無關緊要 And our love is not less than.
但它確實很受傷 But it was painful.
-知道嗎 現在也一樣 -對 - You know? It still is. - Yeah.
超他媽疼 Shit hurts.
來 來 Come here. Come here.
你還好嗎 You Okay?
你媽太帥了 Your mom's pretty cool.
嗯 她也沒那么差 Yeah, she's not that bad.
還有人有什么... Does anybody have any...
有什么想說的嗎 anything else they Want to share?
這就是她缺少的東西 This is what she's missing.
她應該多說一點自己的事 She needs to be more personal.
對 但她不會說的 Yeah, but she won't do it.
往事傷人 It's too painful.
為什么 Why?
你還不知道她為什么參選吧 You still don't know why she's running, do you?
嗯 我應該不知道 No. I guess I don't.
這些孩子和這些鬼手機 These kids and these goddamn phones.
冬天的時候 帶破碎球的起重機停在屋外 "By winter a crane with a wrecking ball was parked outside.
媽媽讓大家都圍到窗前來看 Mama gathered everyone to watch from our front window.
三下重錘后 In three slow blows,
整座房子被砸成了碎片 that building was knocked into a heap of pieces.
然后 工人們把碎石搬進了卡車 Then, Workers took the rubble away in a truck
然后用土填好了洞 and filled the hole with dirt."
你要走了嗎 You leaving soon?
對 這就走 你好些了嗎 Yeah, in a minute. How you feeling?
很糟糕 So shitty.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
孩子就像行走的細菌 Kids are like walking germs.
不要意思 借過 Sorry. Sorry.
-對不起 -我要用那個 - Sorry. - Just need to get that.
要喝點茶嗎 You want some tea?
不了 Nah.
我都做好了 I already made some.
好吧 All right.
謝謝 Thank you.
我沒下毒 I didn't poison it.
我沒往那方面想 That's... That's not What I was thinking, but, um...
你放瀉藥了嗎 did you put a laxative in it, though?
因為我一直想給別人下瀉藥 Because I've always wanted to do that to someone.
沒有 No.
那招挺不錯 It's a good trick.
你應該坐下 You should sit down.
我是該坐下 熊孩子傳染我了 I should sit down. Fucking kid made me sick.
伊萊從嬰兒開始就沒病這么重過 Eli hasn't been sick like that since he was a baby.
有一次 他病得都不吃東西了 One time, he got so sick he just stopped eating.
特別嚇人 It was so fucking scary.
他都脫水了 He was dehydrated,
我們只好送他上醫院 and we had to bring him to the hospital,
他們在他的小腳丫上扎針靜脈注射 and they stuck an IV in his little foot.
太可怕了 That sounds awful.
娜塔從來沒跟你說過這事 Nat never told you this story?
那件事其實視我們分開的開始 That was actually the beginning of the end of us.
我就愛聽拉拉分手的精彩故事 Well, I love a good lesbian breakup story.
伊萊叫媽媽 Eli was calling for Mama,
我們都站在旁邊 所以我們一直說 and we were both standing right there, so we kept saying,
"我們在這呢 媽媽都在呢" "We're here, your mamas are here."
然后突然間 And at a certain point,
娜塔意識到 他是在叫莫娜 Nat realized he was calling for Mona,
當時 她只是我們的一個朋友 但是 who was... well, at the time, she was just a friend of ours, but
所以你和莫娜當時有一腿 So you and Mona were doing it?
是的 We were.
結果孩子就這么把你給出賣了 And then the baby threw you under the bus?
是的 He did.
我很意外你竟然還原諒他了 Well, I am surprised you could ever forgive him.
是吧 Yeah, right?
孩子們就是這樣 that's the thing about these kids.
他們逼著我承認自己是什么人 They forced me to be honest about who I am
怎樣傷害了別人 and how I hurt people.
這話題對我們有點太深入了 Maybe this is a little too deep for... us.
不 沒關系 其實挺好的 No, it's fine. It's-it's nice, actually.
在恐怖動畫片和高燒噩夢之間 Between the, uh, those horrific cartoons and the fever dreams,
我都沒想到還能有成人之間的對話 I didn't even think I could have an adult conversation.
你記得那天晚上 Do you remember that night
-我拿著我的婚... -錘子 - that I showed up here with my wedding... - Hammer?
是的 我記得 Yeah, uh, you know I do.
那陣我不太清醒 Not my finest moment.
我以為你... I thought you...
當時失心瘋了 had lost your mind.
我以為我失去了這個家 I thought I'd lost my family.
你讓娜塔很幸福 You make Nat really happy.
謝謝 Thank-- That's-- Thank you.
你呢 What about you?
什么 What?
有什么精彩分手故事嗎 Any good breakup stories?
你有多少時間 How much time you got?
姨媽 Auntie!
去吧 快走 Get out of here. Scram.
-索菲 -索菲 - Sophie! - Sophie!
天啊 你好嗎 Oh, my god. How are you?
老媽 我多說不用帶東西來 Ma, I told you not to bring nothing.
我忍不住 I couldn't help myself.
她帶了一堆玉米 She went nuts with the corn.
謝謝你來 Hi. Thank you for coming.
-丹妮 -老媽 - Dani! - Ay, Mama!
-你能來我太開心了 -當然得來了 - I'm so happy you're here. - Of course.
瑪米塔 Hi, Mamita.
我的新姐妹 My new sister!
天啊 我求婚的真正原因 Oh, my god. The real reason I proposed.
我懂 我懂 I know, I know.
你爸呢 他一定特別激動 Where's your dad? He must be so excited.
他有事來不了了 He couldn't make it.
沒關系 你有我們 Well, that's okay. You got us now.
對 我們是一家人了 Yeah, we're family.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 Yeah, I'm okay.
跟我來 Come with me.
什么 去哪 What? Where?
-坐下 -好吧 - Take a seat. - Okay.
我有東西要給你 I have something for you.
是什么 What is it?
是我媽媽的 It was my mother's.
你的曾祖母安娜從她訂婚那天起 Your great-grandmother Anna wore this
就戴著它 一直到她離開人世 from the day she got engaged to the day she died.
然后她的遺囑里把它留給了我 Then she left it for me in her will
讓我把這個傳給第一個孫子 and told me to give it to the first grandson.
我認為她不會介意 But I don't think she'll mind.
謝謝媽媽 Gracias, Mama.
如果你要把這個給她 一定要真心實意 But if you give it to her, make sure you mean it.
我知道 I know.
我會的 I will.
看著我 Look at me.
你和你父親不一樣 You're not your father.
我知道 I know that.
我們教育你要堅強 We raised you to be strong.
要是想抽身 你已經足夠堅強了 And you're strong enough to leave if you need to.
你知道的 You know that.
但是需要 But it takes...
留下來卻需要真正的力量 it takes true strength to stay.
這是慶祝的時候 This is a celebration time.
咱們去開心吧 走 Let's go to the party. Come on.
-哥們 索菲的祖母做飯真好吃 -是的 - Dude, Sophie's grandma can cook. - Yeah.
給我遞張紙巾 Hey, hand me a napkin?
天啊 我沒想到她會給我發信息 Oh, shit. I didn't think she was gonna text me.
太好了 That's cool.
誰啊 Who?
昨晚認識的姑娘 麗貝卡 Girl from last night, Rebecca.
該死 我應該邀請他來的 Fuck, I should've invited him.
下次吧 Dude, next time.
只能喝最后一杯了 These have to be our last ones.
好吧 Yeah, you're right.
我是想喝醉 I want to be drunk,
但不能為了這個姑娘喝得暈頭轉向的 but not like dizzy drunk for this girl, you know?
干杯 Salud.
一會兒再來找你 Catch you on the flip side.
各位 各位 Hey, everyone. Everybody.
請大家聽我說兩句 if I could get, uh, everyone's attention for a second.
感謝大家今晚的到來 Thank you so much for being here tonight.
你們太漂亮了 我都快哭了 You are all so beautiful I could just cry,
但是我不能 but I won't.
全世界我最喜歡的兩個人要結婚了 My two favorite people in the entire world are getting married
我就不用自己有限的智商 and rather than, uh, butcher this moment
扼殺這美好的時刻了 with my own very questionable wisdom,
我找出了索菲最喜歡的詩人阿利克斯·奧爾森 I dug up something by one of Sophie's favorite poets,
寫的東西 Alix Olson.
我愛你 I love you.
"活著 如我們所知" "Living, we have learned,
"可以既馬虎又精細" can be both sloppy and precise.
"這樣 你就能選擇一個細心的人" And so, you choose your careful witness
"見證自己愚蠢短暫的一生" to your silly little life.
"你們開始追溯彼此的過往" You begin to trace each other's journeys,
"開始跟進對方的步調" you begin to chart each other's pace.
"你開始注意到" You start to notice all the sweetness
"他們的一舉一動的甜蜜和小細節" and the details of their ways.
因為相愛是尋求慰藉的語言 Because loving seeks a language of solace.
當你懷有一顆寬容之心 It speaks volumes about tomorrow
愛的未來才更有意義 when you are fluent in forgiveness.
有時候熟悉會變成魅力 Sometimes familiar becomes magic.
有時候魅力也需要距離 Sometimes magic needs distance.
有時候空間源于它的構成 Sometimes space is what shapes it.
而這構成不會立即成型 And the shape is not instant.
有時候地平線會給人驚喜 Sometimes the horizon's surprising.
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那里的風景就算冒險也值得 And the view is worth risking.
而冒險是漫長的等待 And the risk is a long wait,
但這個姑娘很執著 but this girl is persistent.
有時候未來意味著 Sometimes a future just means
每一天都值得去探尋 that each day is worth finding.
而這一天已經到來 And this day is a presence,
這一刻閃爍著光亮 and this moment is shining.
有時候她的禱告撫愈人心 Sometimes her prayers are just... soothing.
有時候她的臉龐嬌柔可愛 Sometimes her face is just lovely.
年復一年的找尋 Years, years spent searching.
有時候就是這么幸運" Sometimes people get lucky."
謹以此詩 祝福丹妮和索菲 So, cheers to Dani and Sophie.
我們都為你們高興 We are all so happy for you.
愛你們 Love you guys-
我愛你 I love you.
謝謝你來見我 Thanks for meeting me.
你打電話來我很高興 I'm glad you called.
我想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.