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"that's too much cologne."
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"that's how girls end up dead."
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"don't talk black to me."
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"it's inappropriate because
she's your teacher."
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How do you even talk black?
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Like, end words with "izzle"?
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Alex: It's talk back, you idiot.
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Oh.
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"act more like an adult."
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What does "act more like
an adult" even mean?
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[ laughing ] look at you. You're soaked.
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That is so lame!
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You're the one who wanted to do it!
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What are you two doing?
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I picked up one of those water weasels.
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You hook it on the end of the hose
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And it flies around in the air.
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Just...Like a weasel.
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[ laughing ] yeah,
look at how awesome. He's so wet.
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I put the weasel in my pants.
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[ laughing ] he totally did!
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Dork. Is there a reason
why my window is wet?
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Hmm, very difficult to say.
Um, I don't know.
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Up fi-- ow. Ow!
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What's wrong?
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Sweetie, are you okay? A little -
a little twinge.
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Yeah.
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I'll call 911.
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Maybe the firemen will come.
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No, no! No. No. No! Give me it!
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The firemen in our town have
a reputation for being...Hot.
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Do I resent that?
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Of course not. These guys are my friends.
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I play basketball with them.
I bake for them.
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My question is -- what's hot?
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Jay: Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
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We're coming.
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Manny, it's inappropriate
because she's your teacher.
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What's the big deal, anyway?
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It's a surprise, you'll see.
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Oh, my god!
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Gloria: Jay, you didn't!
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Yes, I did. I got us into that new benihana.
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Huh?
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They got a chef there
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That can flip a shrimp into his own hat.
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What the hell?
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Dad! There's my boy!
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[ laughs ]
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What the hell is he doing here? Jay.
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No, he was supposed to
pick up manny yesterday
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And disappointed him again, as usual.
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Now he just sails in here out of the blue?
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I don't like the guy.
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Do I have reasons? Yeah.
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Good reasons? Yeah.
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How many reasons do I need? None.
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I don't like the guy.
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So, I would have called,
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But while I was buying
this boat for a friend,
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I got chased out to sea by another boat.
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Were they pirates?
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I didn't stop to ask.
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It's not hard to tell.
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Did they have curvy swords
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And sing songs about how
fun it is to be a pirate?
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[ laughs ]
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Wo jay, such a beautiful house, huh?
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So, we were just headed out to dinner.
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What, you think I show up empty-handed?
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I brought dinner -- lobsters!
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Did you catch them with your bare hands?
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No, but I bought them
with my bare hands.
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Wow!
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And I have some nice wine,
a good cuban cigar for jay.
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Hey, why don't you take a picture
of him with your new camera phone?
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I don't have a camera phone.
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Yodo now.
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Awesome!
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All this excitement, my heart is just going.
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Now, listen to me, you bring that with you
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When you come to visit me this summer.
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We'll go in a racecar with my friend,
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And after that, maybe a bullfight.
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I know all these guys, the matadors --
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They are like artists.
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You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.
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Uh...Manny,
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Why don't you sh your father to the kitchen?
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Por favor, dios mÃo.
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Someone put onome music. Tonight, we dance.
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Oh, we're gonna dance.
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Oye, mi amor, ¿está bien que
me quedo aquà esta noche?
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Ay, javier, yo no sé. Espérate
para ver qué puedo hacer.
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What did he say?
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Does he need money for the lobsters?
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Jay, be nice. "be nice"?
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I could be sitting grill-side
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Watching a guy build an onion volcano.
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Instead, I got rico suave in my kitchen,
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And I got a stolen boat in my driveway.
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If it was for me, he'll be out of my life.
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But it's good for manny
to be with his father.
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I just can't believe you
ever fell for that act.
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Colombians can be veryersuasive.
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They can make you agree to
things before you even know it.
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You must have been pretty naive.
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Yeah, but now I'm with the right man, okay?
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Right.
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Javier is only going to stay one night.
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Good.
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Wait. What?
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[ television plays ]
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[ lily hiccuping ]
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Don't be mad. I just got up to change her.
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Well, mitchell really wanted
to ferberize the baby.
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Ferberize -- it is a method
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Of getting the baby to
sleep through the night
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By, yes, basically letting
her cry herself to sleep.
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Torture.
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It's not torture, cam.
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It's just hard if you happen to be a person
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Who hates to hear another person suffer.
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[ crying ] [ lily crying ]
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Or two people suffer.
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[ sobbing ]
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No, no, you got up to comfort her,
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Which only teaches her
that every time she cries,
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Her daddy will come in and cuddle
her and put on her favorite --
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What are we watching?
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Brian de palma's controversial
masterpiece "scarface."
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For the baby?
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She happens to like it.
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I don't know if it's the
colors or the -- the sounds.
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Oh, here comes the nightclub massacre.
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She loves it. Watch her little eyelids.
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It's so cute. They get so heavy.
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Phil: Oh! That's bad!
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Oh, honey.
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I'm fine. No, I'm fine.
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I'm just -- okay, that's cancer!
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Maybe it's just a kidney stone.
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"just," claire?
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What's going on, guys?
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It's nothing. Go back to bed.
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No, but, dad -- don't touch me.
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I bet it's just a kidney stone.
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"just" again.
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Someone get yo mom a glass of water
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And a piece of gravel from the driveway
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And she how she likes it.
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Why is everybody yelling?
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Something's wrong with dad.
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Don't frighten him. Come here.
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Oh! That's got to be death!
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Death is coming!
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Okay, you need to go to
the hospital, dad. Yeah.
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No, no, no. I just need a pill.
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Get me the biggest one you can find.
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Honey, breathe. Just -- just breathe.
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That's what I told you
when you were in labor
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And you threw my smoothie at me.
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Pill!
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Okay, I'm calling.
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No, no! It's fine.
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It's actually -- it's fine. It's passing.
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It's passing. I'm sorry to alarm everyone.
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I think I was probably just overreacting
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Because there's an alien inside of me!
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Oh, close it down.
Oh, I'm definitely gonna call.
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All systems down. All systems down.
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Son of a bitch.
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What's the matter?
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He's playing on my pool table, that's what.
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Probably got himself a nice drink, too.
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Where are you going, jay?
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Just to check things out, okay?
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Come on. You hear that?
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Now he's messing around
with my remote control.
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You can't hear that from here.
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Hey, there.
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Hey, jay, listen, I'm sorry.
Did I wake you up?
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No, no. I'm a light sleeper.
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That's what happens when you get older.
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, you're not old.
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I didn't say I was old.
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I never sleep much, anyway.
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Life is just more
interesting after 2:00 a.M.
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You know, the liquor tastes better,
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The, uh -- the women are more beautiful.
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What is it they say?
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That the night belongs to
the poets and the madmen.
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[ both chuckle ]
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Which are you?
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Perhaps both.
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But I think maybe you, too, huh?
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I see a picture over here
of you on a motorcycle.
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You ride?
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I used to.
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"used to"?
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"used to"?!
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Jay, the saddest words in
any language, my friend.
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Yeah.
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Hey, help me out here.
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Everybody sees you as this great guy.
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You know, you live this life of adventure.
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How come I don't buy a word of it?
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All I see is a dad who doesn't show up.
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Hey, manny knows me. I live in the now.
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Well, I was living in the yesterday
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When manny was crying outside that door
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'cause you didn't show
up for the tenth time.
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And when I don't come,
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You think, what, I'm just off
chasing a good time, hmm?
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You ever think it might be
hard for me, coming here?
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Why? Because of gloria?
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Because of you.
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[ billiard balls clacking ]
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[ lily crying ]
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Mitchell: Cam.
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[ crying intensifies ]
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Okay, they're on their way.
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Okay. Kids, gather around
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Like you're hugging me,
but don't touch me, okay?
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Now, look, I'm gonna be fine.
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We know, dad. We don't know that.
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It's a miracle I'm standing up.
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But, look, in case
[straining] anything happens
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[ exhales sharply ]
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I want you to know that
if I'd have had time,
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I would have fixed that step.
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Thanks, dad. I love you.
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[ sniffling ]
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Don't cry, luke. I'm okay.
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I broke the coffee table.
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That's okay. What?
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I broke the glass coffee table.
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The one you swore you didn't break
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And then we blamed esperanza and fired her
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And she stole a turkey at
thanksgiving for her family
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And got deported?
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Yeah. Damn it!
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I'm sorry! [ straining ] you will be sorry.
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[ doorbell rings ] okay!
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They're here. Really?
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Okay.
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[ exhales deeply ]
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Did you hear that?
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Hmm? Luke broke the --
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Hey, you changed your clothes.
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Well, I-I had to get dressed.
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Into that sexy, clingy --
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Oh, my god. It's the firemen.
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No, sweetie. And lipstick!
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I'm out here convulsing in agony
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And you're looking for cute tops to wear?
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I just threw on the first
thing I could find.
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Well, we got a minute,
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If you want to try on
[straining] some tighter jeans.
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Oh, phil, sweetie. [ grunts ]
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No, by all means, claire,
we want you looking your sexiest
263
00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:53,156
When the hunky gay firemen get here!
264
00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:54,324
How we doing?
265
00:08:54,358 --> 00:08:55,394
We're great.
266
00:08:55,428 --> 00:08:56,395
He meant me!
267
00:08:56,429 --> 00:08:58,298
Oh, right. Ow!
268
00:08:58,332 --> 00:09:00,402
[ crying ]
269
00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:02,204
Mitchell: Cameron.
270
00:09:02,238 --> 00:09:04,041
[ crying intensifies ]
271
00:09:04,075 --> 00:09:07,145
Oh, listen, jay, you're a
tough guy to compete with.
272
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,215
I mean, look at all you have.
273
00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:09,984
So manny has to suffer?
274
00:09:10,018 --> 00:09:11,386
No, you're right.
275
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,923
Look, I'm going to try harder.
276
00:09:12,957 --> 00:09:14,791
But, you know, maybe it's a good thing
277
00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:16,162
That he has the two of us.
278
00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:17,864
From you, he learns stability.
279
00:09:17,899 --> 00:09:20,469
From me, he learns how to be spontaneous --
280
00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:22,104
Grab life by the throat.
281
00:09:22,138 --> 00:09:24,876
Well, we do a little throa
t-grabbing ourselves around here, you know?
282
00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:27,580
We were on our way to
benihana when you showed up.
283
00:09:27,615 --> 00:09:29,650
Hey, as long as my boy follows his passion.
284
00:09:29,685 --> 00:09:32,354
The worst career decision I
ever made was playing baseball,
285
00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,858
But I loved every minute of it.
286
00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:36,861
You played baseball? [ scoffs ]
287
00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,097
I lived baseball.
288
00:09:38,131 --> 00:09:39,733
I only made it to triple-a,
289
00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,569
But I played with all those guys --
290
00:09:41,604 --> 00:09:43,540
Sosa, mcgwire.
291
00:09:43,575 --> 00:09:44,675
You look like played some.
292
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,809
Well, I played in high school.
293
00:09:45,843 --> 00:09:48,414
I was all right.
294
00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,016
Never hit a curveball.
295
00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:52,320
So that's a dream of yours, to hit a curve?
296
00:09:52,354 --> 00:09:53,823
Used to be. "used to be."
297
00:09:53,857 --> 00:09:55,158
Ugh, por favor.
298
00:09:55,192 --> 00:09:57,094
I said that again, right? Please, come on.
299
00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,965
You're right. I shouldn't say that.
300
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,833
[ laughs ] what are you guys doing?
301
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,336
Manny, did we wake you up? I'm sorry.
302
00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:04,774
No, I was doing my science extra credit.
303
00:10:04,808 --> 00:10:06,510
Of course you were.
304
00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:07,679
So, can I play?
305
00:10:07,713 --> 00:10:09,848
That's up to your dad.
306
00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:12,420
Actually, I think we're done
with pool for right now.
307
00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:14,823
I have a better idea for the three of us.
308
00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,125
Vamos.
309
00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:19,363
So, how do you know this guy?
310
00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:21,700
He owes me a little favor.
311
00:10:26,574 --> 00:10:29,546
This is the coolest night ever!
312
00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:33,119
Now, let's see about that curveball.
313
00:10:34,589 --> 00:10:36,557
[ whimpering ]
314
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,727
Out!
315
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,964
I thought you were -
those were pillows.
316
00:10:39,998 --> 00:10:41,199
Come on.
317
00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:42,335
Come on.
318
00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:46,375
Cameron, do you realize
how infuriating this is?
319
00:10:46,409 --> 00:10:47,777
The whole point of ferberizing
320
00:10:47,812 --> 00:10:49,512
Is to teach her to put herself to sleep
321
00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:50,749
And you keep ruining it.
322
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:53,319
I can't help it. I'm like a mother bear.
323
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,723
When I hear my cub crying,
I have to run to her.
324
00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:57,926
Except you're not a bear.
325
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,495
Get in our room.
326
00:10:59,529 --> 00:11:01,330
Get. Cam, get in there.
327
00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:02,767
Get in there. Cut it out.
328
00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:04,068
All the way. Our room.
329
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:05,938
Get. Get in there.
330
00:11:05,972 --> 00:11:07,908
Come on. Come on. Get in there. Get!
331
00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:09,910
[ siren wails ]
332
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,914
That's so unfair. Why not?
333
00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:13,217
Because that's how girls end up dead.
334
00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:14,685
Hey, honey.
335
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,189
Hey, guys. We just wanted
to see how you were doing.
336
00:11:17,224 --> 00:11:18,892
Is this a bad time?
337
00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:21,130
No, we're just giving him something
to relax before the procedure.
338
00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,133
Which is gonna go just fine.
339
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,069
Oh, we know. We don't know.
340
00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,471
In case it doesn't,
341
00:11:26,505 --> 00:11:28,809
Promise me you'll be nice
to your new fireman daddy.
342
00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:30,110
Unbelievable.
343
00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,046
My wife got dressed up for
the firemen last night.
344
00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:34,317
I didn't get dressed up for the firemen.
345
00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:35,987
Those heels were really high.
346
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,189
You put on heels?
347
00:11:37,223 --> 00:11:38,324
Let's drop it.
348
00:11:38,359 --> 00:11:40,226
What are they doing to you, dad?
349
00:11:40,261 --> 00:11:42,597
I have a little, scratchy rock inside of me,
350
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:45,169
And they're sliding in a
tube and sucking it out.
351
00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:46,938
You're not scared, are you?
352
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,842
When was the last time you
saw your old man scared?
353
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,412
When you walked through the spider web.
354
00:11:51,446 --> 00:11:53,013
When we were playing with the ouija board
355
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,517
And the wind blew the door shut.
356
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:58,223
There was no wind, buddy.
Werought something forth.
357
00:11:59,726 --> 00:12:01,995
This stuff's really hitting me.
358
00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:04,166
My insides feel like velvet.
359
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,537
Why don't you guys wait
out in the hallway, okay?
360
00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,138
Feel better, dad. I will.
361
00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:09,441
Love you, dad.
362
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:10,608
Love you. Love you.
363
00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:14,281
Luke, buddy, hold back a sec.
364
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:17,019
It's not gonna happen, okay,
365
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:19,523
But there is a scenario where you
could be the man of the house
366
00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:21,658
And you need to know all the
pin numbers and passwords.
367
00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:22,760
741 --
368
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,029
I don't want to be the man of the house.
369
00:12:24,063 --> 00:12:25,265
Now, don't talk black to me.
370
00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:26,666
Honey, your dad's gonna be fine.
371
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,203
Why don't you wait out in the hall?
372
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:30,072
I'll be right out, okay?
373
00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:32,643
Honey, I'm just gonna run them to school.
374
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:34,244
I'll be back right after. Okay.
375
00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:36,582
Claire? Yeah?
376
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:38,819
You did get dressed up, didn't you?
377
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,090
I pulled on the first thing I saw.
378
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,960
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
379
00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,195
I'll drop it.
380
00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:47,133
'cause this stuff is
making me fall asleep...
381
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,602
Mm-hmm....And if I never wake up,
382
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,839
I'd hate for the last
thing you ever said to me
383
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:53,743
To be a lie.
384
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,386
[ exhales slowly ]
385
00:13:04,429 --> 00:13:07,934
I might have gotten dressed
up just a tiny bit.
386
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,101
[ exhales slowly ]
387
00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:15,745
I knew it.
388
00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:17,780
Oh, damn it.
389
00:13:21,028 --> 00:13:23,431
Why are you so tired today?
390
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:28,339
Any reason I can't take him?
391
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:29,574
I'm surprised you're up.
392
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,410
I know what time you went back to bed.
393
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,578
Oh, it was nothing.
394
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,214
We just went out, we hit a few balls,
395
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,615
And you'll never guess where --
396
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,986
I guess javier knew a guy -
and you know what?
397
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,657
Now that he knows you,
the next time he needs something,
398
00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:41,993
You are the guy.
399
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:46,133
Iay! Idios mÃo! Did you take him with
you?
400
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,435
You couldn't wait to get
to school to do that?
401
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,473
Manny, vámonos para el colegio. Let's
go.
402
00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:52,176
We're gonna be so late. Ivámonos!
403
00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:54,181
Vamos a llegar tardÃsimo, manny.
404
00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:56,150
¿qué te pasa? Get in the car.
405
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:59,223
I thought you said you wanted
me to bond with javier.
406
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:00,658
I said be nice, jay.
407
00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:04,165
I didn't say take manny out
all night and play games.
408
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,201
Then we got hogs.
409
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,304
Go to sleep!
410
00:14:07,338 --> 00:14:08,972
If I wanted to be married to a wild man,
411
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:10,709
I would have stayed with javier.
412
00:14:10,744 --> 00:14:12,579
[ horn honking ]
413
00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,415
Javier: Aha! ¿qué pasa?
414
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,750
Dad! Por dios, no.
415
00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:17,586
Jay: What the hell?
416
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,890
[ laughs ]
417
00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:21,124
Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute.
418
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,326
You're not leaving, are you?
419
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,362
I've got school.
420
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,231
What? School. Yes, school.
421
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,301
That's where people go to learn things,
422
00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:29,103
Like not to keep children up all night!
423
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,105
He told her?
424
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,842
He's weak.
425
00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:34,714
Well, listen, you said you used to
like riding motorcycles, right?
426
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,750
So I brought you one.
427
00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,286
I know, but I kind of got work.
428
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,288
[ scoffs ] work. Go, jay.
429
00:14:39,322 --> 00:14:40,925
Yeah, go, jay. Gloria: Yes, go, jay,
430
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:42,294
And take manny with you, too!
431
00:14:42,328 --> 00:14:43,696
Okay.
432
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,633
No, manuel alberto, in the car,
433
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:47,703
Or I put you in the trunk!
434
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:49,940
Jay, I'm not gonna argue anymore.
435
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,779
I'm not gonna say anything else.
Do whatever you want.
436
00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:54,714
But I don't want to hear you any more
437
00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:56,484
Saying that colombians are crazy,
438
00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:58,454
Because you're the one that is acting crazy,
439
00:14:58,489 --> 00:15:00,824
Even though he's the one
that is making you act crazy,
440
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,394
So I don't know what the
hell I'm talking about!
441
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:04,563
Manny!
442
00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:07,735
[ lily crying ]
443
00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:12,309
You didn't need to come home during naptime.
444
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,413
Mm, I think we proved last night that I did.
445
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,683
Well, she's back there now,
446
00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:18,018
So why don't you go so
you don't get in trouble?
447
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,188
That's okay.
448
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,292
I told everyone that I
have an unreliable partner
449
00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:23,362
And they understood.
450
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:24,564
Okay, you know what?
451
00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:26,000
I don't need to sit here
and be condescended to.
452
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,838
I'm gonna make myself an ice tea.
453
00:15:28,872 --> 00:15:30,273
I will bring you down.
454
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,110
You can't bring me down.
455
00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:33,646
I'll sweep your legs.
456
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,150
[ crying continues ]
457
00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:38,219
There's something wrong with
you that the sound of our child
458
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:39,723
In such distress doesn't bother you more.
459
00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:41,058
She is not in distress,
460
00:15:41,093 --> 00:15:43,897
And thisust proves that you
need this more than she does.
461
00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:45,164
I'm ferberizing two babies.
462
00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:46,834
Raccoons slipped into the lawsons' home
463
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,470
And stole a loaf of bread.
464
00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:50,974
Your point?
465
00:15:51,008 --> 00:15:52,610
That we left lily's window open a crack
466
00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,580
And those raccoons need something
to put between that bread...
467
00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:55,882
[ crying intensifies ]...And that is lily's
"help me" cry.
468
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,052
I'm coming for you, lily.
469
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,922
You will not. You're not com-- cameron.
470
00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:00,357
Let me go. Hey, stop!
471
00:16:00,391 --> 00:16:01,359
Let -- let --
472
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,561
Let go! Get off me!
473
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:04,498
What are you doing? Stop it! Slow down!
474
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:05,734
I will not slow down. Ow!
475
00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:06,903
Stop being such a baby!
476
00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:08,471
I'm coming for you! Ow!
477
00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,341
Ow, ow.
478
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:11,609
What?
479
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:12,778
Oh, my ankle.
480
00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:13,779
Oh, what? My ankle.
481
00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:15,515
[ crying ]
482
00:16:17,552 --> 00:16:20,389
[ door opens ]
483
00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:22,026
Oh, I guess you didn't
484
00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:24,863
Kill yourself in the motorcycle today.
485
00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:27,033
Well, I figured you were
looking forward to killing me,
486
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,735
So I'm not gonna take that away from you.
487
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:31,607
Hey, did javier call you?
488
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:32,943
No, why?
489
00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:34,044
He's dragging me to this bar
490
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:35,314
With some of his old baseball pals.
491
00:16:35,348 --> 00:16:36,982
He was supposed to be here at 5:00.
492
00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:38,051
Ah, he's dragging you, huh?
493
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,420
Yeah, I figured it would be okay.
494
00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:41,823
I mean, I've seen half these guys play,
495
00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:44,495
And javier says it's cool.
496
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:46,331
What? What's the joke?
497
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,433
Nothing.
498
00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:49,804
It's just funny to me
that you make fun of me
499
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,342
Beuse I was seduced by him,
and here you are --
500
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,645
No one is getting seduced.
501
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,750
I'm doing this for manny.
502
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,719
Oh, yeah, it's very important for manny
503
00:16:58,754 --> 00:17:01,358
That you two go and have a
nice picnic in the mountains.
504
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:02,593
First of all, it wasn't a picnic.
505
00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:03,728
We stopped for coffee.
506
00:17:03,762 --> 00:17:06,366
They just happened to be selling crepes.
507
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,970
Just let me know when he calls, all right?
508
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,140
Geez, it's almost 6:00.
509
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,841
[ muffled laugh ]
510
00:17:13,911 --> 00:17:15,847
Claire: The kids are so
excited for you to come home.
511
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:16,847
Oh, me too.
512
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,351
Yeah, luke made you a sign.
513
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,485
Oh, he's a sweetie.
514
00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:21,755
Yeah.
515
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,223
You seem great.
516
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,225
I am great.
517
00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:25,393
Good.
518
00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:27,130
Except for that firemen thing.
519
00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:28,432
You remember it. Mm-hmm.
520
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,870
Yeah, okay. Look, I am sorry.
521
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,105
I'm so sorry. Ah, no.
522
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,209
Sorry. There's no excuse for it.
523
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:38,082
I-I think I just spend so much
time in dowdy mom clothes,
524
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:40,921
And I'm covered in paste and peanut butter,
525
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,457
And I just --
526
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:46,265
I wanted to feel attractive
for a second, you know?
527
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,001
I'm sorry. I really --
528
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:51,507
Honey, I just
-- just need a little bit of time.
529
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,276
Gonna be fine.
530
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,478
Okay. Yeah.
531
00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:56,047
Okay.
532
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:57,316
I was already fine with it.
533
00:17:57,351 --> 00:17:59,120
Here's the deal -- claire messed up.
534
00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:03,392
She owed me. This never happens.
535
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,630
Old phil has a golden ticket.
536
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:08,601
Now, I could have cashed that in
right away for something small --
537
00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:11,071
Get out of cleaning the garage,
a week at circus camp.
538
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:13,342
Oh, still fresh. Yeah.
539
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:16,246
But the longer you hold onto it,
540
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,353
The more the guilt builds, the more you get.
541
00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:23,892
Five years -- trip to paris with my buddies.
542
00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:28,032
10 years -- sweet, little convertible.
543
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,600
20 years --
544
00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:34,109
Hello, fully articulating,
five-function robot
545
00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:36,712
That can read my mind
546
00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:38,583
And has feelings.
547
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,586
Phil, you're not leaving
548
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,355
Without saying goodbye, are you?
549
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,458
Hey, elaine.
550
00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:45,427
Is this your husband? Uh-huh.
551
00:18:45,461 --> 00:18:46,930
Goodbye, paris.
552
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:48,566
I'm visiting my sister,
553
00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:50,269
And he was entertaining us all
afternoon with his card tricks.
554
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,271
Oh.
555
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,673
Is that phil? Hey.
556
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:55,010
[ laughs nervously ]
557
00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:58,884
Hey, mom, phil's leaving.
558
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,688
Without a hug?
559
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,556
Wow.
560
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:06,130
Goodbye, fully articulating,
five-function robot
561
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,568
With the ability to -- goodbye.
562
00:19:08,602 --> 00:19:10,236
Brittany, hurry, honey. Phil's leaving.
563
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:11,338
Ow.
564
00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:12,940
You're fine.
565
00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:17,181
How's your ankle?
566
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,683
It's cold.
567
00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,351
I'm sorry I hurt you.
568
00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:21,520
No, no, don't be.
569
00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:23,089
I'm --
570
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:25,527
I could have just as easily hurt you.
571
00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:27,663
Well, it's cute that you think that.
572
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:32,337
Listen, cam, I-I can't
always be the bad cop here.
573
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,774
I know it's my issue,
574
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:37,179
But she can't grow up with one huggy,
happy, cuddly dad
575
00:19:37,213 --> 00:19:41,118
And one frowny, lesson-teachy dad.
576
00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:43,255
Because guess which one
577
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,291
She's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.
578
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:47,830
[ sighs ]
579
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:49,432
O-- y--
580
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,801
Okay, you know what?
581
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,037
I can be the bad cop sometimes.
582
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:56,076
I'll always make her eat her vegetables.
583
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,045
Okay. Dentist.
584
00:19:58,079 --> 00:19:59,115
Deal. Good.
585
00:19:59,149 --> 00:20:01,483
As long as you make her practice her violin.
586
00:20:01,518 --> 00:20:04,087
Oh, yeah, the violin. I like that.
587
00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,890
And we're both walking her down the aisle.
588
00:20:05,924 --> 00:20:07,559
[ winces ]
589
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:09,195
Assuming you can walk by then.
590
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:11,398
Ow! Do you need to go to
the hospital for that?
591
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:14,404
No, god, no. No, it's not that bad.
592
00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:16,742
You meant call 911, didn't you?
593
00:20:16,776 --> 00:20:17,877
Firemen.
594
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,815
Yeah, you call and I'm
gonna go change my shirt.
595
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,689
So, if I'm supposed to act like an adult,
596
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,793
Is that act like adults
I see in the world...
597
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,662
Water weasel!
598
00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:31,865
...Or the adults in my family?
599
00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:38,811
'cause if it's the ones in my family...
600
00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:39,979
Come on. Let's go.
601
00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:42,115
All right.
602
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,718
Then...
603
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:47,156
How hard could that be?
604
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,426
Aah!
605
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,292
Really got me fired up about my magic again.
606
00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:54,860
[ blows ]
607
00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:57,297
Is...This your card?
608
00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:59,268
Yes. Oh, my gosh!
609
00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:01,705
It's -- it's not, is it?
610
00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:04,009
No, uh -- no, it's -- 's not.
611
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,213
The hardest part is when
people forget their card
612
00:21:06,247 --> 00:21:07,916
Because then I look like the idiot.
613
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,251
All right, let's do it again.
614
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,987
We really have to go. You think I like this?
615
00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:13,858
I'm sorry. Here. I'm gonna
teach you one, okay? Oh, my --
616
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,493
On the count of three, just grab this.
617
00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:17,030
You ready? Put your hand out. Okay.
618
00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:19,099
1, 2, 3.
619
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,101
There it is.
620
00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:22,137
No. What was that? Wow.
621
00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:31,144
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