假亦真 上季回顾 Last season on "Faking It"...
我们就是时不时滚一把的好伙伴 We're just good buddies who occasionally have sex.
你上了她最好的朋友 放弃吧 You screwed her best friend. Give up.
而今天 我们有了新的领导 Turner校长 As of today, we have a new leader: Principal Turner.
这必须得结束么? Does this have to be the end?
我们只是不在同一个步调上 Amy We're just in different places, Amy.
- 留下来 拜托了 - 我不能 - Stay, please. - I can't.
- 哦 - 你对Felix有兴趣? - Oh. - Are you attracted to Felix?
恶 没有 Ew. No.
典型的Amy 永远下不了决心 Typical Amy, can't make up her mind.
这是啥意思? So what did it mean?
她是我姐姐 She's my sister.
你永远都不能相信Booker You can never trust a Booker.
Felix! Felix!
嗨 我的名字是Felix 我是个酒瘾者 Hi, my name is Felix and I'm an alcoholic.
我发誓 我会补偿你的 I promise, I'm gonna make it up to you.
这会是个属于Karma和Amy的夏天 This is gonna be the summer of Karma and Amy.
我是个阴阳人 这所学校会接受你 I'm intersex. This is the school that accepts you,
即使你都不接受你自己 even if you don't accept yourself.
你不能继续指望别人来帮你放下Karma You can't keep relying on other people to get over Karma.
你亲爹的名字是... Your real dad's name is...
C. Wilder. C. Wilder.
- Ashcroft. - Ashcroft? - Ashcroft. - Ashcroft?
嗯 你们将会度过一个激动人心的夏天 Well, you guys are in for an exciting summer.
我要做什么才能让你留下? What do I have to do to get you to stay?
你可以告诉我那个吻是有意义的 You can tell me that that kiss meant something.
- 我不能 - 夏天快乐 Karma - I can't. - Have a good summer, Karma.
Karma 我知道当我夏天离开时 Karma, I know that I may not have handled it
可能没有用最好的方式来处理它 in the best way when I left for the summer,
但我必须用此来放下你 but I had to do that to get over you
你猜怎么着 管用! and guess what, it worked!
所以 我们重新成为闺蜜怎么样 So how 'bout we get back to being BFFs,
因为和你的友情 because your friendship
是这世间上对我最重要的事 is the most important thing in the world to me.
额 弱爆了 何必呢? Uh, weak. And why bother?
你俩的友情算是没救了 Your friendship is dunzo,
所以 别把自己往火坑里扔 so save yourself the soul-crushing pain.
我觉得很有爱 I thought it was real sweet.
- 我希望能成 - 谢谢你 - I hope it works. - Thank you.
只是别道歉 Just don't apologize.
我不会的 I won't.
我做了我需要做的 来照顾自己 I did what I needed to do to take care of myself.
我需要离开这里 得到些远见 I needed to get out of town, get some perspective.
我学了很多 I learned a lot,
比如 乌泱泱的姬佬们爱上你们最好的朋友 like tons of queer girls fall for their best friends.
这是我们成长的必经之路 It's a common step in our evolution.
说的好 Well said.
我觉的她会放过你的 I think she'll let you off the hook.
如果你打算去波特兰 来找我 If you ever evolve to Portland, look me up.
指望着呢 Count on it.
- 坚强点 - 祝好运 - Stay strong. - Good luck!
拜! Bye!
然后 踢大脚! And long kicks!
对! 现在拍起手来 女士们! Yes! Now clap those hands, ladies!
你也一样 Steve! You too, Steve!
Amy! Amy!
嗨 Hi.
海星 你什么时候才能学会不叉着腿站? Starfish, when are you gonna learn not to stand with your legs apart?
疯狂 对吧? 我们是复仇铝神 Crazy, right? We were nemesisis.
妇仇女神 复仇什么的 Nemeses. Neme-somethings.
你知道他们所说的 共患难者 生死相依 You know what they say, nothing bonds two people like a life or death situation.
天哪 有人淹死了? God, did someone drown?
更惨 自动售货机里没减肥汽水了 Worse: the vending machine ran out of diet soda.
这里是足球妈妈们争夺折叠躺椅的战场 It was a war zone of soccer moms fighting over deck chairs.
海星和我相互扶持 挺过了这一切 Starfish and I got each other through it.
我不敢相信 我曾认为你是个有自卑情节的自恋者 I can't believe I once thought you were a narcissist with an inferiority complex.
哦 我不敢相信我曾经称你为基佬版希特勒 Aw, and I can't believe I once called you gay Hitler.
Stingray 幼儿池里有一坨翔 Stingray, we've got poop in the toddler pool.
啊 又一次? Ah, again?
得走了 Gotta run.
你们俩得好好聊聊 You two have a lot to catch up on.
哇 好吧 你俩现在是朋友了? Wow, okay, so you two are friends, now?
嗯 嗯 Mm-hmm.
哼 我猜叙利亚内战还是有希望的 Huh. I guess there is hope for the civil war in Syria.
我本来告诉你所有事 但你跑路了 I was gonna tell you all about it, but you went off the grid.
另一个新闻 我妈的肥皂入住Trader Joe了 我们搬回了房子里! In other news, my mom got her soaps into Trader Joe's and we're back in our house!
哦 太棒了! Oh, that's great!
所以你的夏天并不是很糟? So you didn't have a miserable summer?
嗯 我是说 一开始的确比较艰难 Well, I mean, it did start off a little rocky.
Karma 关于那个 Karma, about that.
我知道我走的时候可能没有恰当的处理它 但我... I know that I may not have handled it well when I left, but I...
Cormac! Waylon! Cormac! Waylon!
这是第二回 That's strike two.
下一次 那些枪就是我的了! Next time, those guns are mine!
对不起 你正在道歉 I'm sorry. You were in the middle of your apology.
什么... What...
不 我是... 不 我没有... No, I was... No, I wasn't...
没有什么? Wasn't what?
在道歉 Apologizing.
事实上 我想解释这个夏天为什么离开 I actually wanted to explain why going away for the summer
是... 正是我需要的 was... was exactly what I needed.
哦 休息结束了 Oh, break's over.
这得等等了 It'll have to wait.
你今晚想过来 来个女生之夜? Do you want to come over tonight for girls' night?
哦 听起来不错 但去不了 Oh, sounds fun, but no can do.
救生员们要在湖边开一场大型夏天结束篝火晚会 所以... The lifeguards are throwing this huge end-of-summer bonfire at the lake, so...
明天晚上? Tomorrow night?
得走了 但我们短信联系 Gotta run. But we'll text.
没问题的 It's all good.
我在校董会的演讲被传疯了 我成了一个励志人物 My speech to the school board went viral, and I became an inspirational figure.
我甚至上了HuffPost Live I was even on HuffPost Live.
拜托? 你一点也不佩服? Hello? Aren't you impressed?
如果那没问题 If it is all good,
那 为什么她没邀请我去她那白痴的篝火晚会? then why didn't she invite me to her stupid bonfire?
又不是奥斯卡! It's not like it's the Oscars!
哦 真是想念和你谈论Karma的美好时光 Oh, how I've missed talking about Karma with you.
知道你错过什么了么? 你妈上陌陌 Know what you've missed? Your mother on Tinder.
那女人经手男人的速度 简直就是速食者狂吃热狗 That woman goes through men like a speed eater downing hot dogs.
好吧 你生我气了 Okay, are you pissed at me,
还是说我忘了你有多尖酸刻薄? or have I just forgotten how hostile you are?
生气 为什么? Pissed, why?
哦 你是说因为你求我留在这里 结果你自己跑了? Oh, you mean because you begged me to stay here and then you left?
我并没有求 I didn't really beg.
相信我 我懂 Trust me, I get it.
没人比我更想你放下Karma Nobody wants you to get over Karma more.
我只是郁闷这一点也没有用 你无家可归了不到一个小时 I'm just bummed it didn't work since you've been home less than an hour
然后你满嘴说的都是她 and she's all you can talk about.
这有用 It worked.
- 相信我 我成长了 - 长成了什么? - Trust me, I've evolved. - Into what?
每个人刚刚习惯了你的摇摆属性 Everyone was just getting used to your fluidity.
我还在摇摆 I'm still fluid.
而且 我还是不想给自己贴标签 And I still don't want to label myself.
这个夏天 我明白了我不需要... This summer, I learned that I don't have to...
我们能等会儿再讨论你诡异的性取向么? Can we talk about your suspenseful sexuality later?
我在试镜一个新的Lisbeth 我需要选两个候选者 I'm casting a new Lisbeth and I need to pick two finalists.
女士们 请不要啃铅笔 Ladies, please don't chew your pencils.
那不是你们的 They're not yours to keep.
之前的Lisbeth怎么了? What happened to the old Lisbeth?
唔 八点档狗血剧 Ooh, juicy story!
她走了 She left.
所以 你在试镜新朋友? So you're auditioning new friends?
Lauren 你不是个Real Housewife Lauren, you're not a Real Housewife.
还不是 而且我不是在试镜朋友 Yet. And I'm not auditioning friends.
那才可悲了 我在面试朋友实习生 That's pathetic. I'm interviewing friendterns.
这是义务 尤其看在我5000名推特关注者的份上 There are duties, especially with my 5,000 Twitter followers.
至于吗? 我不上推特 Is that a big deal? I'm not on Twitter.
你当然不上 是的 至于 Of course you're not and, yes, it is.
说实话 我期待一群更可观的候选者的 Quite honestly, I expected a more impressive group of candidates.
无论如何 这里有两个女生今晚要和我一起去那个篝火晚会 Regardless, two of these girls will get to come with me to that bonfire tonight.
等等 你被邀请了? Wait. You're invited?
你自己说的 又不是奥斯卡 You said yourself, it's not the Oscars.
感谢上帝 火光意味着宽恕 Thank God firelight is forgiving.
好了 女士们 我们开始吧 Okay, ladies, let's get started.
好消息 我找到我爸了 Good news: I found my dad.
坏消息 他死了 Bad news: he's dead.
我 我是说 那的确是个不幸 但是现在 老兄 I-I mean, it's a bummer, sure, but now, dude,
我有了一个姑姑 四个表亲 和一个弟弟 I have an aunt, I have four cousins, and a bubbe.
事实上 我是犹太人 It turns out I'm Jewish.
哦 恭喜! Oh, Mazel Tov!
好在你已经割过包皮了 Good thing you're already circumcised.
说够我了 让我们说说你 Enough about me. Let's talk about you.
- 你的夏天怎么样? - 喝的好了 - How was your summer? - Drinks are up.
额... 我是一个公立学校的救生员 Uh... I was a lifeguard at a public pool.
没人购买电影版权 Nobody's buying the movie rights.
你和一个女继承人坐着飞机满世界转 You're the one jetting around the world with an heiress.
多说说你! More about you!
Shane 怎么了? Shane, what's going on?
你什么意思? What do you mean?
你不停避开关于你的话题 You keep changing the subject away from yourself.
而且你喜欢谈论自己 And you love talking about yourself.
我很受伤 I am insulted.
好吧 好 Okay, fine.
你最后还是会发现的 You're gonna find out eventually.
经过这个夏天 Karma和我... Over the summer, Karma and I...
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
- 成为了朋友 - 就这? - Became friends. - That's it?
自从你中途停止了那个三人行 After your aborted prom threesome,
我的脑海总是污的不行 my mind went to some very dark places.
我是你最好的朋友 她是你的前女友 I'm your best friend. She's your ex-girlfriend.
- 那不让你心烦? - 为什么会? - That doesn't bother you? - Why would it?
我现在在跟Zita交往 我已经对Karma彻底死心了 I'm with Zita now. I am so over Karma.
跟我说实话 我死都不会把你跟我说的传出去 Tell me the truth. I would never share anything you told me in confidence.
这就是实话，我当然还是在乎她 It's the truth，I still care about her, of course.
我只希望她幸福 I want her to be happy.
她幸福吗？ Is she?
我...我知道看到前任有新恋情很不好过 I... I know it can be hard to watch an ex move on.
额...天啊 时光飞逝 一转眼就这么晚了 Uh... Jeez, how did it get so late?
我要走了 我答应我妈要帮她点库存 I gotta run, I promised my mom I'd help her with the inventory.
那我们等一下见? 喝点小酒? You want to meet up after? Shoot some pool?
你永远也没办法知道清理一车库的自慰棒要多久 You'd be surprised how long it takes to count a garage full of dildos.
Shane 你没回我短信 Shane, you didn't answer my texts.
我要跟你讨论Karma的事 I need to talk to you about Karma.
出乎意料啊 What a surprise.
不是你想的那样 我对她没感觉了 Not like that. I'm over her.
- 她归你了- 谢谢你 但我也对她死心了 - She's all yours.- Thanks, but I'm over her too.
哦 是吗? 我在毕业典礼上可没有看到你哦 Oh, really? I didn't see you at graduation.
我知道我的离开令她很生气 I know that she's pissed at me for leaving.
我们必须谈一谈 We have to talk it out.
今晚带我一起去那个救生员的派对 Take me to that lifeguard party with you tonight.
救生员的派对! 是今晚? Lifeguard party! That's tonight?
清点完自慰棒我才能去 I'll have to stop by after the dildo counting.
但是只有救生员才能去 那是个超级私人的派对 类似奥斯卡那种 But it's just for lifeguards. Super exclusive. Kind of like the Oscars.
什么鬼 Lauren也能去 Wait, Lauren's going.
是啊 但她可是大家的精神领袖 Yeah, well, she's an inspirational figure.
我要走啦 Gotta run.
如果我没叫到你的名字 If I don't call your name
今晚你一定会躺在床上认为自己是个超级失败者 and tonight you're lying in bed,thinking, "I'm a huge loser,"
那么尽量想起我以激励自己 try to think of me and be inspired.
Leila 上信封... Leila, the envelope please...
我找不到信封 所以就自己折了一个 I couldn't find an envelope,so I just folded it.
- 那么第一个进入决赛的是... - And the first finalist is...s- [knocking]
不好意思 现在申见习女友会不会太迟? Excuse me, am I too late to apply for the friendternship?
来得正是时候! Not at all!
事实上 你是我们第一个决赛选手 In fact, you're our first finalist!
女士们 来点掌声献给... Ladies, let's hear it for...
- Erika！ - Erika
你难道不觉得我们应该先面试一下她吗? Don't you think we should interview her first,
确保她动机纯正? make sure she's here for the right reasons?
不需要 仅仅是看着她就让我心花怒放 No need. I get a good feeling just looking at her.
她的秀发 如此飘逸 That hair, such an upgrade.
但是你说我也可以投一票 But you said I get a vote.
你可以啊 但我有三票 You do. I get three.
那么这样吧 我先跟Erika聊聊 Tell you what, you can pick the other runner-up
那你趁这段期间挑几个候补的 好吧? while Erika and I get to know each other better, okay?
- # 泳池旁 # - # There's a lifeguard #
# 有一个 救生员 叫做海马君 # # Named Seahorse at the pool #
# 泳池旁 # # At the pool #
# 一开始 大家都 被他外表骗 # # When he started working, we were fooled #
# 被他骗 # # We were fooled #
# 他看起 来无公害 # # He seemed like a shy loner #
# 到 毫无预警 勃起 # # Till that accidental boner #
# 现在 大家 都想骑骑他 # # Now everybody wants to ride his tool #
# 现在 大家 都想骑骑他 # # Ride his tool #
现在唱唱小虾之歌 Now do Shrimp.
- 好- 好 好 - Okay.- Okay, okay.
# 泳池旁 有个 救生员 叫小虾 # # There's a lifeguard named Shrimp here at the pool #
# 泳池旁 # # At the pool #
简直就是霉霉跟水果的二重唱 It's like a duet between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
哦 得了吧 大家都知她们不合 Oh, come on, everyone knows they have beef.
可能其中有误会 Maybe this was a mistake.
一群陌生人穿着泳衣喝酒 A bunch of strangers drinking alcohol in their bathing suits
是我最糟的噩梦之一 is kind of my worst nightmare.
别害羞 Don't be shy.
派对有如泳池 往里跳就行了 A party's like a pool: you just gotta jump in!
来个人给这两位上点啤酒 Somebody grab these two a beer!
完蛋 现在怎么办? Crap, what do we do?
Liam Amy 你们俩在这里干嘛? Liam, Amy, what are you doing here?
不是吧! No way!
你们是魟鱼的朋友? You two are friends with Stingray?
他的奶头真是完美 对吧? Has he always had these perfect nipples?
- 酒给你 - Here you go.
同志们 这是Dylan 也可以叫他 鲨鱼皮 Guys, this is Dylan. AKA Sharkskin.
他这个夏天从夏威夷搬过来 He moved here this summer from Hawaii.
全身沐浴着Aloha的精神 Filled with the spirit of Aloha.
所以你们俩在约会吗? So are you guys dating?
- 我倒想! 看看他的喷水孔! - I wish! Look at that blowhole!
但遗憾的是 我家的鲨鱼不往那个方向游 But sadly my shark don't swim that way.
是的 Yeah.
我被诅咒一辈子异性恋 I've been cursed with a terminal case of heterosexuality,
而这位小女士是缓解我痛苦的唯一良方 and this little lady is the only thing that makes it bearable.
- 别犯傻 - 谢谢 - Don't be silly. - Thanks.
我没邀请你是因为我知道 I didn't invite you because I know
你最糟的噩梦就是 a bunch of strangers drinking alcohol in bathing suits
- 和一群穿着泳衣的陌生人在一起 - 之前是 - is your worst nightmare. - Was.
但是现在的我喜欢派对 我就喜欢 But now I love parties. They're my jam.
这个暑假我进化了 I've evolved this summer.
这也正是我出现在这里的原因 Which is why I'm here.
还和Liam一起来的 With Liam.
可以和以前的敌人做朋友太疯狂了 How crazy we both befriended former enemies.
哦 不 我们不是朋友 Oh, no, we're not friends.
他只是载我来这里 He was just my ride here.
你没... You're not...
吃醋? Jealous?
这个暑假我也进化了 I evolved this summer too.
我在跟一个穿草裙比我好看的男子交往 I'm dating a guy who looks better in a sarong than I do.
你之前为什么没提到他? Why didn't you mention him earlier?
因为我在工作 Because I was at work.
我知道提起这件事可能会让你有些想法 And I knew it might bring up some feelings for you
而我不希望你又因此逃离这个小镇 and wouldn't want you to have to skip town again.
但这就是我要说的 我已经没有那些想法了 But that's the thing, I don't have those feelings anymore.
经历了这个暑假 我已经百分之百对你没感觉了 After a summer apart, I am 100% over you!
真棒 Yay.
现在我们可以像以前一样玩耍了 Now we can get back on track.
这难道不是最好的消息吗? Isn't this great news?
是啊 但...呃... The greatest. But, uh...
得等一下 It'll have to wait.
今晚是暑假救生员最后一个派对 Tonight's the last lifeguard party of the summer.
欢迎你留下来 You're welcome to stay
但如果我不能跟你一起希望你不要太伤心 but please don't be upset if I'm not there for you.
我是个成熟的女孩 我能照顾好自己 I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.
我懂 那太好了 I know. It's all good.
我之前是打算跟你说的Dylan的事的 I was going to tell you about Dylan.
我是打算慢慢来的 I was just easing you into it.
你自己也说了 看着前任有了新欢并不好受 You said yourself, it's hard to watch your exes move on.
我没吃醋 她能找到新欢我很开心 I'm not jealous. I'm glad she's found someone.
只是你们俩关系这么好让我很吃惊啊 I'm just surprised you guys are such good buddies.
我们才没有 We're not.
我们只是 你懂的 工作伙伴 We're just, you know, work friends.
马上就要变成学校伙伴 毕竟他也要在Hester读书 Soon to be school friends since he's starting at Hester.
但是不用担心 我会一直担任Liam队船长的 But don't worry, I am still the captain of Team Liam.
我不担心 I'm not worried.
事实上 我根本就没听到你说的 In fact, I barely heard anything you just said
因为这对完美的性感乳头实在太吸引我的目光了 because I'm so distracted by those hot perfect nipples.
ok 停下 你对我做这种事太诡异了 Okay, no, it's weird when you do it.
好啦 女士们 我们到啦 All right, ladies, we're here.
决赛2号选手去桶子那边给我们拿点啤酒来 Finalist #2, please fetch us beers from the keg.
我将会根据速度和泡沐数量来对你评分 You will be graded on speed and amount of foam.
而且如果有人问你跟谁一起来的 跟他打太极 And if anyone asks who you're here with, be vague.
好的 桶子在哪里? Okay. What's a keg?
- Leila会跟你说 - 但是喝酒是罪恶 - Leila will show you. - But drinking's a sin!
你们俩好好玩 再见! You two have fun. Bye!
你知道我只是在走流程 对吧? You know I'm just going through the motions, right?
啤酒在袋子里 You've got this in the bag.
哦 我的天啊 太棒了! 我的第一次见习女友 Oh, my God, yay! My first friendternship.
Leila 想出来的蠢名字 Leila came up with that silly term.
其实就是一段友谊 It's really just a friendship.
我掀起了个滔天巨浪然后弄伤了我的脊椎 I wiped out on this epic wave and fractured my spine.
我差点没死 Almost killed me.
我不得不重新学走路 I had to learn to walk again.
好揪心哦 That is intense.
是的 但你知道那教会了我什么吗? Yeah, it was. But you know what it taught me?
教会了我不要为了小事儿不安 It taught me not to sweat the small stuff.
一切都会好的 It's all good.
这就是我的伤疤故事 And that's my scar story.
下一个是谁? Shane? Who's next? Shane?
哦 很显然 我的伤疤感情细腻 Oh, well, clearly, all my scars are emotional.
但是我还没从上次的悬崖跳水中恢复过来 But I'm still healing from our cliff jump.
- 噢! - 悬崖跳水? - Oh! - Cliff jump?
Dylan有点想夏威夷的家了 Dylan was feeling a little homesick for Hawaii,
所以我带他去 Travis湖 这样他就可以悬崖跳水了 so we took him to Lake Travis so he could go cliff diving.
但是我让他们都跟我一起跳了 But I made them all jump with me.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
Karma 咆哮了? Karma barfed?
还...还是吓尿了? Or... or had a panic attack?
你没空运她吧? You didn't have to airlift her out, right?
因为她恐高? Because she's afraid of heights?
当我们还小的时候 When we were kids.
我一定要让你知道我跳了两次! I'll have you know I jumped twice!
但是 当然了 这位男士先跳了 Yeah, but of course, this guy jumped first.
还是个燕氏跳水 看起来很轻松 Did a swan dive, made it look easy.
最近这阵子下雨吗? Had it been raining recently?
如果水平面高 那跳起来也没有很高 If the lake is high, then it's not that big of a jump.
额...无论如何 回到我的故事 Uh... anyway, back to my story.
所以 我靠近悬崖边 然后往下看 So, I step up to the edge and I look down.
噢 不 Oh, no.
这个夏天我抽了一下 然后我变得比Fox新闻还要多疑 I tried that this summer and it made me more paranoid than Fox News.
酷 你可以帮我传给海星吗? Cool. Can you pass it to Starfish?
不 大麻会引起她家庭生活中的问题 No, pot brings up issues from her home life.
我忘了把脚交叉起来 I forgot to cross my legs
然后痛到晕了过去 and got wracked so hard in the nuts I passed out.
Dylan不得不游过来救我 Dylan had to swim out and save me.
不幸的是 他不需要跟我来个人工呼吸 Unfortunately, he didn't require mouth-to-mouth.
L-l-l-l-l-l!
我想到上次你在单杠那边跌倒 Reminds me of that time you fell off the monkey bars
我只能把你背去校医院那里 and I had to carry you to the school nurse.
- 哟 同志们! - 污贼! - Yo, guys! - Squid!
我一辈子的救生员朋友们 My fellow guardians of life,
我将呈现我身上最新的作品给你们看 I'm dedicating my newest piece to you.
每当我看到这个 我会想起你们的脸 Every time I look at this, I'm gonna remember your faces
以及这个暑假 and this summer.
我爱你们 I love you people.
嘿 Squid 你带的墨水够大家用吗? Hey, Squid, did you bring enough ink to give us all one?
肯定够 Yeah, sure did.
来我帐篷找我 Meet me over at my tent.
- 耶! - Yes!
- 画下去! - 等等 Karma - Do it! - Wait, Karma.
Karma 你让我发誓每当你要刺青的时候 Karma, you made me promise I would stop you
一定要制止你 f you ever tried to get a tattoo.
看你做到了 And you did.
谢谢你的服务 Thank you for your service.
现在你可以荣誉退伍了 You are hereby honorably discharged!
Karma 改变不了自己 她总是... Karma's just doing what she always does...
改变自己去融入最酷的族群 changing who she is to fit in with the cool crowd.
还有那个Dylan! And that Dylan guy!
那个恶心人的冲浪故事听起来烂爆了 That sappy surf story sounded so hokey.
我打赌他甚至不是纯种夏威夷人! I bet he's not even really Hawaiian!
而且她现在在处于究极状态 做出一些 And now she's in an altered state and she's making decisions
会对自己的身体产生永久影响的决定! that are gonna have a permanent impact on her body!
如果他在这上面说谎 他还隐藏了些什么? And if he's lying about this, what else is he hiding?
我一定要做些什么 together: I gotta do something.
我不知道要刺在肩膀上还是脖子上 I can't decide if I want it on my shoulder blade or my neck.
从心 Let your heart decide.
暑假就快结束了 Summer's almost over.
你确定你无怨无悔？ You sure you won't look back with any regrets?
Shande 我们需要谈一谈 Shane, we need to talk.
快点回来哟 Don't go too far.
你对Dylan了解多少？ What do you really know about this Dylan guy?
关于他说的真的很荒唐！ His story is ridiculous!
Liam 我就差这一点点就能跟剑鱼一起浮潜了 Liam, I am this close to finally snorkeling with Swordfish over there.
听着 我知道了 你是在嫉妒 Look, I get it, you're jealous.
我才没有嫉妒！我只是想谨慎一点 I am not jealous! I'm cautious.
Theo没有教过我们不要相信新来的人吗？ Didn't Theo teach us not to trust new people?
我可以加入你们吗 ? May I join you brotados?
Brotados! Brotados!
是的 加入吧 加入吧 Hey, I love that. Love that.
Uh 你从哪来的来着？ Uh, do you say that in... where are you from again?
Paia 在Maui的南部 Paia, on the north side of Maui.
Oh 听起来...跟真的似的 Oh, that sounds... real.
Sharkskin是第15代的夏威夷人 Sharkskin is fifth generation Hawaiian.
是不是很酷？ How cool is that?
他可能是我知道的最酷的人 Actually, I think he might be the coolest person I know.
真的吗 Oh, I don't know about that.
大哥我看过你光脚站在热石子里一个小时 Dude, I've seen you stand barefoot on hot cement for, like, an hour.
我们那边人都能这样 Well, my people have walked on fire for generations.
好 整一个让我瞅瞅 Fine. Let's see you do it.
Karma 到你了 快来 Karma, you're up. Come on.
- Oops - Oh!
是我干的吗？ Is that what that did?
我真的觉得世界渐渐在改变 It really feels like things are changing.
你美国刚宣布承认雌雄同体人的人权了吗？ Did you know the UN just declared intersex rights are human rights?
Uh 有趣 Uh-huh. Fascinating.
给你 There you are.
Port-a-johns 真的不算上第一世界国家 Port-a-johns should be outlawed in first world countries.
我想在推特上发这张我俩的照片 I was going to tweet this pic of us,
但我想先给你看看 but I wanted to run it by you first.
好棒！ Approved! Ooh!
我俩的肤色看起来好和谐 Our skin tones are so compatible!
耶！我等下艾特你 Yay! I'll tag you.
你的迷妹一定会喜欢的 I'm sure your fans will love it.
我的迷妹肯定也喜欢 I know mine will!
你的迷妹？ Your fans?
Well 我现在只有600个迷妹 Well, I only have 600 followers so far,
但每天都在涨 but they're growing every day.
我们应该进行合作 We should do a collab.
有我的逗比和你的故事 With my sense of humor and your inspirational backstory,
我们一定能成为一个很棒组合 there's no way it wouldn't be great for both our brands.
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
我觉得你赶紧走吧别在这BB了 Erika I think you're not here for the right reasons, Erika.
不 我来这 Yes, I am.
是希望我们能成为朋友 I came hoping we could be friends.
我有很多朋友 太多了 I have plenty of friends. Too many, really.
我需要的是挚友 What I need is a friendtern.
你 You
-你叫什么？- Bernadette. - What's your name? -Bernadette
从现在起 你就是新的Lisbeth From now on, you're New Lisbeth.
- Oh 我的天！- 我就知道！ - Oh, my! - I knew it!
你赢得的 你今晚一定要呆在这 You so deserve this! You have to stay over tonight.
我们来点个披萨 我等下可要好好问问你 We'll order pizza, and I'll quiz you.
我做了关于Lauren所有喜好的卡片 I made flashcards of all of Lauren's likes and dislikes.
Dylan 你其实不必这样 Dylan, you don't have to do this.
你不用证明这个 You have nothing to prove.
Well 我可不知道他是不是没必要去证明... Well, I don't know if he has nothing to prove...
嘘 我做这个时 Shh. To do this,
必须要进入冥想状态 I have to get into a meditative state.
你当然做得到 Sure you do.
-他做到了！-Oh 拜托 - Did it!- Oh, come on!
这不能证明他能做到 That doesn't prove anything.
这些碳根本就不热 These coals are not even that hot.
你行你上 不行别BB Well, then you do it.
好 Fine.
我上就我上 I will.
上就上 Let's do this.
这个派对不能满足你 It wasn't enough for you to crash the party,
你就得找点别的满足你？ you just had to crash something else?
Well 现在我知道为什么没收到邀请了 Well, now I know why I wasn't invited.
因为我知道你不是一个能跳下悬崖 Because I know that you're not someone who cliff-jumps
抽大麻和纹身的人 and smokes pot and gets tattoos.
你没被邀请是因为今夜不是不关于你 You weren't invited because tonight's not about you.
而且你没有权利教训我我是谁 And you have no right to tell me who I am.
在我心里你举世无双 I know you better than anyone else.
我们理理清楚 So let me get this straight.
你可以去改变这个夏天 我就不可以？ You get to change this summer, but I can't?
不,你在扭曲我说的意思 No, you're twisting my words.
如果你想这一成不变 If you wanted everything to stay the same,
Well 那你就不应该离开 Well, maybe you shouldn't have left.
重点就在这 There it is.
你终于承认你就是在生我的气！ You finally admitted that you're pissed at me!
别再说什么“都挺好” No more of this "it's all good"
那些关于Malibu Barbie又消极又生气的废话 passive aggressive Malibu Barbie crap.
我当然生你的气了！ Of course I'm pissed at you!
你把我一个人丢在大街上哭 You left me crying in the middle of the street,
你甚至都没跟我告别 you weren't gonna say good-bye,
而且现在你觉得你做的很对！ and now you don't even feel bad about it!
我很抱歉你受到了伤害 但是我不会为我的离开道歉 I'm sorry you were hurt. But I'm not sorry I left.
这是我听过最扯的道歉 That's the most [bleep] non-apology I've ever heard.
我不会为没照顾好自己道歉 I'm not gonna apologize for taking care of myself.
这...这不像 And it's... it's not like
你坐在那哭一个夏天就可以解决的 把自己真哭的跟小海星一样！ you were sitting around all summer crying, Starfish!
Oh 如果我是海星 我生活在眼泪里 Oh, there were tears. Oceans of them.
我以为他们会一直纠缠 I thought that they would never end.
能让我面对别人的唯一动力就是要去工作 The only reason I got out of bed was to come to work.
这些人都在这支持着我 不像你 These people were there for me, unlike you.
我们到底为什么要这样争吵 Why are we even fighting about this?
我离开了这 也管用了 I left. It worked.
现在我回来了 我爱过你 我们应该庆幸 I'm back, and I'm over you. We should be celebrating.
直到你承认你做错了 Not until you own what you did.
我不会为我的不辞而别道歉 I won't apologize for leaving.
Starfish 下一个到你了 Starfish, you're next.
我纹身是为了纪念 Excuse me while I get a tattoo
这个一团糟的暑假 to commemorate my awesome summer.
Karma Karma.
Ah ah ah 我的妈他真是夏威夷人 Ah, ah, ah! Turns out, he is Hawaiian.
你 嗯...还好吗 You, uh... You okay?
我学过一些急救 我可以帮你看看你的脚 I'm trained in first aid. I could look at your feet.
我挺好的 I'll be fine.
这比我自尊心受到的打击好多了 It hurt less than my pride.
真的不敢相信我真的做到了 Man, I can't believe I did that.
Well 如果你不敢相信 我这还有录像 Well, if you need proof, I have video.
我一直都在想如果Karma和别人约会 I always figured that Karma would date someone new, but...
但当那个人也是你的朋友的时候 when that guy was also friends with you,
真是可怕 it was too much.
我会崩溃的 My whole system crashed.
我们能不把它当回事吗？ Can we just not make it a big thing?
兄弟 这就一点乐趣都没有啦 Boo, way to take all the fun out of it.
感觉我被代替了一样 Man, it just feels like I'm being replaced.
Liam 在你背我去护士那的时候 Liam, after you carried me to the nurse's office,
我跟你说什么？ what did I tell you?
-我跟你说什么来着？-我是你最好的朋友 - What did I tell you? - That I was your best friend.
没错 最好 的朋友 Exactly. The best.
不是之一的朋友 Not one of the best.
现在也是 That's still true.
听你这么说好开心 That's good to hear.
也许你可以在Sharkskin面前多说一次？ Maybe you could say it one more time in front of Sharkskin?
-我要考虑一下 -拜托啦！ - I'll have to think about it. - Please!
OK 开始了 Okay, here we go.
最后反悔的机会 Last chance to back out.
不 开始吧 我准备好了 Nope. Just do it, I'm ready.
刚做完看起来会有点恶心 This is gonna look sick.
你准备好了吗？ Starfish, you okay?
没事 It's all good.
回来吧 ♪ I want you back ♪
回到过去吧 ♪ Stay the same ♪
Amy 今天好累 Amy, I've had a long day.
我真的不想谈Karma I really don't want to talk about Karma.
-你怎么了？ - You okay?
回来吧 ♪ Stay the same ♪
当你的笑声萦绕耳旁 ♪ When I hear you laugh ♪
Oh... Oh...
Oh Oh.
OK...我们这是抱在一块了吧 Okay... I guess we hug now.