I think that you all can sink your teeth
into but it won't be my delicious
chocolate chip coconut Christmas Eve we
leave the cookies out for Santa is
reindeer Santa prefers gum it's the best
Christmas ever on up you you are invited
to a holiday wedding I could still get
married first are you saying you're
gonna hire someone to marry you ring in
the holiday season with married by
Christmas premiere Sunday November 6
only on up
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[Applause]
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I love the place
all right so we got you your director
approved apron yeah yeah I like smaller
better so I saw his abs seriously yeah
yeah he just ripped his shirt off right
in front of me abs for days what did you
do well I did what any girl would do I
just refrained from asking him to take a
selfie with me for my instant pics and
you are you gonna be able to handle
looking in the eyes without stumbling
over your lines I think I'll manage I
mean just a person like everyone else
right right we're ready for her let's go
Claire it's Clarissa I need everyone at
their ones
okay guys quiet on set we're gonna roll
for a rehearsal he's out all right scene
101 a take 1 coffee shop crush and
action
hi I didn't see you last Friday or the
Friday before but you were here Friday I
was visiting my mom in San Fran thought
I'd never see you again
well I'm here now let me buy you a cup
of coffee can I get you anything else I
think I've got everything I need right
here
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no I didn't don't sweat it
wardrobe has doubles wardrobe pick
doubles huh yeah you come with me
Larissa honey you always gotta check
your products I know I made a complete
fool of myself in front of two of the
hottest up-and-coming actors in
Hollywood right now Oh oh please honey
Stella is a notorious diva it was
probably her bad karma that caused it to
happen in the first place and Chazz he's
all sexy soap a pill no brains above eye
daddy to remember you if he saw you
Jeanette I know how hard you worked to
give me that audition
forget it okay you still got paid and
we'll keep it on your headshot until we
book you something better
yeah but what if this small part led to
something bigger Clarissa it was seven
lines it's not the end of the world or
your career you're barely 24 you know
what that was 24 Oh
so says her publicist I'll have you know
that Stella is nearly 30 and do not
compare yourself to her you are a
talented actress so you're not all lips
and lashes but you are beautiful you
look like a storybook princess and
you're vulnerable yet you're strong
you have star quality that's why I
signed you you're right I mean cuz if I
don't believe in myself the will right
see you are a great actress what well
even though you're down on your luck and
you don't believe a word you just said
you had me convinced Thanks
alright you go home you get some rest
and I'm gonna get you out for a
commercial audition on Friday at 2 in
Studio City ok oh I can't I'm going back
home for a bridal shower remember yes
your maid of honor and your best
friend's wedding right the honor is all
mine all right
well it'll be good for you to get away
go have fun and clarissa life is a movie
if you let it be I know okay all right
go have fun bye bye
of course I'm coming you think I'd miss
your bridal shower on your maid of honor
about that what well since you don't
live here and you've been so busy with
your auditions and stuff and haven't
really been able to help with planning I
kind of had to make you like a a coab
maid of honor I'm sorry you made me a
what a co maid of honor
Miette there's no such thing as co-maid
of honor-- are you serious hey look it's
my wedding and I can create whatever
kind of title I want it's just
Kelly's been the one who's been doing
all the grunt work on this so I had to
kind of give her that title and you know
I wish it were you but I realize how
busy you've been with the auditions not
anymore I just got fired and I just got
fired from wedding duties too great look
it's not like that okay I still want you
right by my side on that big wedding day
okay nothing's gonna change besides this
silly little title you're my best friend
Russ I mean heck you're like family to
me sister I've never had
you're right I'm sorry H I guess it's a
good thing that Kelly stepped up to the
plate yeah well don't get me wrong and
bronica up and driving me nuts but I
will say the HOS do know how to get
stuff done okay when I get there
tomorrow I'm gonna have my say in some
of the arrangements too of course you
will and me and Pete will be there to
welcome you with open arms how is the
automatic speakerphone how am I told far
get old I'm six years older it's just as
enum running at the park today you fell
over after the first mile that is her
cooking slow and easy to catch
Cerberus how the heck did you get fired
from your job I spilled coffee all over
jaws hunter and Stella summers laps but
first you really are a waitress I know I
have been like nervous I don't know
well was it hot at least how about was
boiling hot Stella summers deserves it
she's so full of herself yeah but what
did I needa deserve it I mean I thought
my car was pretty on point I don't know
I'm just gonna have to leave up to a
higher call
I guess okay cuz everything happens for
a reason and if this wasn't go to get to
success then the next thing will be I
just wish I could do it over well when
that opportunity comes you just have to
make sure that you're ready to take it
oh thanks you're the bestest friend ever
you know that no you are okay I'm gonna
be there this weekend
I listen you guys I cannot wait to just
relax and not think about Hollywood bye
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I get you guys anything else um no I
think we're all right thank you
perfect
Chas
hey um hi you know I think I came to the
wrong place
hey Molly can you March my tables for a
second hey baby can we just meet back at
my place is that the menu here is this
upgrade yeah because I'm takeout bye you
didn't even look at the menu I just I
didn't think my publicist would like it
here is that you thought I was gonna
pour coffee in your app again not an
idiot you know I wouldn't leave us for a
living really shouldn't you be brunching
at the ivy with some Teen Choice Award
winners I don't even know your name why
you so mad at me you're the one who said
our shoot back two hours you know what
does no one wing the prop master Brown
doing his job
checking your props is practically
acting class one on one since when since
always I don't know that doesn't change
great I'm getting acting advice from
kids TV show star are you high school
time kids everyone our age did you had a
crush on me didn't you come on a minute
you thought I was cool I have to get
back to work
just remember coffee is better in a cup
than on your shirt joke it was a joke oh
come on you'll get a better gig just you
know avoid props excuse me that was Chad
hunter the one and only
okay he's hella dreamy and he knows it
wait so are you two like really a thing
no why would you think that because this
pic I saw in life what pick the one of
you and Chad's clearly leaving some I
don't know VIP lounge and Holly
that wasn't me okay it wasn't why would
you think it was me I don't know I mean
you can see her face but she the same
hair Sam it's not me
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this color is slow in right now
let's get to pick a moment and I have to
join a movie with Chaz Hunter well ok
you have to tell us all about it
like is he as hot as he is in person or
is he like Oh or is he kind of like sure
when is he like you know the maid of
honors finally arrived
I mean my coat maid of honor of course
you know I'm only teasing when you're
here I want you to do everything you can
and when you're not I just want to help
out thanks Kelly I mean that's that's
really sweet of you to help but I'm
stuck in LA Champaign Champaign and I
didn't tell anybody you got fired
thank you and has Los Angeles dear oh
it's good you know I'm just going on a
lot of auditions okay okay so is Chaz
hunter like really tall or just kind of
tall
um no today is all about Miami right
guys shower me with attention oh right
right totally right now we'll revisit
this combo believe okay I want to open
my gifts and I hope you guys didn't get
me anything
because my mother is here she's just
married I may steal it grandpa
clarissa it's not you losing her
eyesight already so sad no no I just
didn't recognize you with all that
Hollywood Botox no Botox then why do you
look like that come here jerk old man
check oh good to see you Pete Congrats
thank you and thank you for being here I
know it means the world to Maya or all
the hens outside still yep just picking
up some wine let's get this party
started uh excuse me
since when does the groom join the
bridal shower since the groom's poker
party ended two hours ago uh I saw your
monopoly money already I don't get that
game Graham Wow I didn't even recognize
you
I uh missed you you look great
I mean how much you look you gonna it's
okay how much weight did you lose
58 pounds yeah give or take a few you
know depending on what she wasn't
wearing her how much I ate that day it's
that's crazy I mean I just saw you last
year after grad school how when did this
happen
so after that I took spring break off I
hired a personal trainer and I focused
on my body and now now I am a project
manager at a tech firm near the beach
that is amazing Congrats but I thought
you'd moved back here
I'm close I visit on and off came back
today for pete's poker tournament yeah
he is awful at poker destroyed him
he's just so bad but what about you
how's LA dreams don't disappear no they
don't but people do
ouch was that directed at me no no of
course not I can move a little bit hey
you ran after Atlanta for college
remember
yeah but that's a close driving pair to
the Hollywood sign and where what an
actor's go to get a career I'm not
judging I'm just saying you've been
missed around here a lot has changed
since you've been gone
hey I can see that now I know it was
taking so long for you to get that wine
look at you two together again at last
so cute so uh how long have you guys
been um she's Mike's two weeks and what
were we doing before that two months I
meant two months the two weeks was like
it officially became the two months
are you ready to go why don't I say you
haven't seen Cloris in a while I'll be
good to catch up well of course we want
to catch up
Clarissa come on let's go back outside
then shall we
okay what's changed great
Clarissa you have to tell us have you
been dating any celebrities Wow a lot of
recurring TV guest stars turn into
non-recurring dates oh no no one famous
no what do you call them again onset
romances show manses Oh wasn't there
that director see oh yeah I was a
lifetime ago yeah and he dumped her on
her birthday we hate that guy
I mean in his defense he didn't know it
was my birthday and I'm focusing on my
career right now anyway so it's fine
that's a good thing but by a choice
because of course all the guys just
adore her out there and I told her
respect that you just focus on your
career and that takes a lot of
dedication it sounds like it's paying
off you know with this big movie rule
and all you booked a film that's awesome
Congrats yeah when does it come out hey
you know I I don't I don't know you know
him I think you could cut so why would
you think I cut it I mean don't they
need you in the film aren't you like a
lead character oh I wouldn't say that
exactly yes you guys it's complicated I
mean you know that she is assigned like
a non-disclosure deal and all that stuff
so should I even a lot to talk about
it's like it's top secret like they they
shred the script pages every day so like
no one knows who's gonna die no one dies
it's romantic comedy oh right yeah
wait is that no way that's you huh like
the guy that she's a mystery girl when
does kissing chas hunter oh no no no you
said you you worked with Chaz yeah yeah
I did but that's why you've been acting
so shady I'm not it's just a show man no
it is it more than yeah how much more
III wouldn't say that then do you even
know him
no I do he was just on my work last week
then it's true then you're dating Chaz
hunter mm yeah it's true culture he's a
cutie-pie
okay we just want to know if he's coming
to the wedding because I want him to
sign my bridesmaids dress oh really
okay okay I don't see what the big deal
is it's not like I'm gonna wear it again
he's not gonna come to the wedding
Oh No why not
because no one knows yet it's a
publicity thing you know all that stuff
so you guys can't say anything about
what mrs. Byers you didn't tell us your
little girl was dating Chazz hunter
well I didn't know hi mom dad who's
chess hunter oh he's a cutie that's what
I said uh what are you guys doing here
well we were just driving by we didn't
know if you had a ride home or not I
mean you're staying with us right yeah
right um my stuff is in the car I can
meet you guys at home well we can hang
can't we
I know you know I'm exhausted can can we
go
sure okay hi guys hi grant
so is it true about chess of course it
is why would I lie maybe because you
don't want any of them to know that you
got fired from your job
look Carissa it's okay to be struggling
okay I promise you all of them will
understand it's just like I said I can't
say anything okay
fine I just don't know why you wouldn't
have told me then I mean I wouldn't have
said anything
yeah well you could have told me about
Graham and Kelly - you know I just
didn't know how to tell you and they
started dating right when he came back
and they didn't even think it would last
it's fine it's just weird
you know I Kelly used to make so much
fun of him back in school yeah but I
mean he's a lot different than he was
back in school yeah I guess he looks
great yeah but so does mr. jazz hunter
I'm so sorry all that came up today I
really should have been about you not me
it's okay I'm just glad that you came
just one more secret okay all right no
more secrets okay you're not you're not
telling anyone are you
no no not really because it kind of
looks like you're telling people yeah uh
no she said don't tell anyone we don't
know anyone from Hollywood so it's fine
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hey honey
hey Dad you sleep I wish I didn't have
to leave so soon no no I can imagine
with all the fanfare you're getting back
in LA honey why didn't you tell us about
Chad's there's nothing to tell it's not
serious but I mean what do you mean by
fanfare here it's all over the Internet
what yeah oh no no no I mean I know you
guys like to keep things so mysterious
so romantic
is he nice he looks nice here what's
wrong honey
coffee
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nonsense
I barely know where she's on the film
I'm working on she had a small line she
got fired so if you're not seeing her
then what is all this about I don't know
I woke up this morning that your
screaming voice no you told him I am
leaving for Paris tomorrow for that
fresh junket
I can't handle this right now I do enjoy
my plane I don't like her okay I don't
even know her
I ran into her that diner the other day
somebody must have saw us together and
just assumed we were dating what were
you talking to her about she was mad she
thinks I got her fired she spilled
coffee on my lap what was she doing on
your lap she spilled coffee on my lap I
don't get what you're so mad about
anyway you're married that's over I'm
just playing the game so I can win in
court it makes it better there's nothing
going on between me and my husband Chaz
and there's nothing going on between me
and this is don't even know this girl's
name is Clarissa hires chick well now
everyone thinks you're together is that
better than people thinking we're
together
this might actually be a good thing if
everyone thinks you're with her then
they won't suspect us but I don't know
her it doesn't matter you just have to
convince the media you do you're an
actor you'll be great what exactly do
you need me to do dump er in public what
I'll send a few paparazzi to this diner
where she works you go there and dump
her in front of everyone claims she
broke your heart she's an opportunist
who soldiers secret love to the media if
she argues all the better the media will
get it all on tape it'll be great yeah I
don't think that's gonna work I'm your
publicist trust me it'll work and it'll
put us in the clear until my divorce
lawyer gets everything hashed out this
is exactly the cover we needed she's
never gonna go for it she doesn't need
to you're dumping her remember and if
anything it's good press for her too
she'll have her five seconds of fame
believe me she'll love it I don't know
she doesn't really seem like the type
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where she's right behind us
Chaz's hot new flame is back in LA I'm
sure she's ready to rush back into his
arms and these paparazzi sure love you
yeah I tried getting to an audition at 8
a.m. with three cars chasing you yeah
but you said these who aren't dating or
not it's just a big misunderstanding
how's hunter wants nothing to do with me
then why is he here
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I knew it you big fibber sorry I'm sorry
about everything I swear I didn't tell
anyone we had a thing it was just a huge
misunderstanding but you didn't tell
people it was you in the photo no well
yes but no see um they said it was me
and I just didn't tell them no I went
back home for a bridal shower last
weekend bridal shower your bridesmaid
mm-hmm yeah those are rough look I just
didn't want to tell them I got fired
okay so you told people we were together
instead you don't know these girls they
create fantasies in their heads looks
like they're not the only ones if you
want me to go out there and tell
everyone it was a lie
fine and zine actually I kind of need
your help with something
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my help with what uh well I was kinda
hoping we might break up in public break
up why no one can know who is really
with me in the photo that night so I
kind of need people to keep thinking it
was you who is it
and it's complicated but if if people
find out I was dating this woman and
could destroy both of our careers well
you didn't really seem to care about
helping me save mine you didn't ask but
I am I'm asking for your help
besides this looks like it might be
pretty good pressed for you this really
isn't that I press I'm looking for I
mean if I get famous I won't be because
I actually played the perfect part not
because I was the chick dumped by Chas
hunter in public what do you want them
money no I'm not gonna lie for money
looks I'm lying it's acting besides
you've never problem lying to your
friends back home alright so what do you
want
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we have to break up amicably okay
neither one of us can be humiliated
I completely agree but we need to do
this fast like this weekend fast I'm not
around this weekend this can't really
wait I mean in my experience these
things they they get out of hand pretty
quick actually this is perfect you want
to do it this weekend then come with me
to a wedding no no no no why no the
least you can do okay so here is the
flight you need a buck and myself you
have to promise you're not gonna
embarrass me okay
pretty sure you'll be able to do that on
your own I got it I got it
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[Applause]
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okay this weekend we're getting married
I can't believe people think we're
engaged this is insane it's all part of
the break-up plan that's your typical
Hollywood love story got engaged and
that's what ultimately leads to the
untimely Breaka your commitment wedding
was cheating with another woman can you
put that thing down for like two seconds
we make sure her story's on the same
page if we're getting married all right
we met on set you spilled coffee on me
you offered to pay for my dry cleaning
and when I called to collect you asked
me out rest is history I asked you out I
don't think so
why not girls asked me a long time yeah
starstruck girls it's not me
okay what's your grandiose idea I don't
know we don't know a thing about each
other let me guess
you grew up bored in the small town
always yearning for more
you watch chick flicks of the discount
Cineplex and dreamed of being the next
Julia Roberts so you saved all your
pennies from your job at the local five
and dime hopped a bus to pursue your
dreams in the City of Angels all right
you got me except you forgot the part
when I went to college and study
communications because I didn't think
I'd become an actor oh and the year I
moved back with my mom because she was
battling breast cancer oh and the time
that I almost threw in the towel in LA
because my car died in k-town and I
didn't have the money to fix it
I'm sorry
it's a tough ride
but you stuck it out right you know
don't be sorry I'm fine I mean everyone
has tough rides your turn come on you
got a guess
okay so rich parents had you and athing
since you were a toddler and when cool
times ended you wanted to break out of
that perfect kid persona so you did that
movie where you were playing the psycho
preteen he was wreaking havoc on your
neighbors
shunned by your entire fan base you've
spent the last decade trying to regain
that perfect boy image but it's hard
because it's not you ouch Claire enough
so what did I miss
other than the girls of course
well you got me
bad guy right here that's me I didn't
say you're a bad guy I just said you
weren't perfect but nobody is rides for
everyone
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you an only child yep you three siblings
parents divorced and thank God for that
they still live in DC and I relate to
post any of it black sheep more like the
who wants to borrow money next kid even
your parents yeah you got it
Wow Center rich parents huh
I'm moving with my aunt when I was
little that I was getting in trouble a
lot I was fighting with my siblings
she's the one who helped me channel that
into my acting she's still my best bud
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so who's getting married again
oh my best friend Maya she's the least
of our worries the ones we have to think
about our Veronica and Kelly why what
are they gonna do they don't do anything
just be oh oh and I almost forgot um all
my close friends call me risks it's just
a lazy nickname
I just forgot yeah what's this
put it on
[Music]
that's amazing yeah it's from my aunts
first marriage you let me borrow it and
let me help you out Thanks
go
[Music]
let's do this
[Music]
it's broach it's really good I don't
believe it
[Music]
they seem nice the real person Hey
[Music]
yeah hunter look at you just as handsome
as you are in the movies and tall so
this is jazz can i dennis is Maya
Pete Kelly Graham and brought that hello
Maya
Pete Kelly
[Music]
what Veronica we all went to school
together
exactly my fiance graduated and the
nineties yes we didn't have books then
there was no fire a lot of us didn't
make it oh wow congratulations to the
both of you
yeah Congrats I hadn't congratulations
to you guys as well
Thanks that's you a little something Wow
thank you thank you that was sweet did I
just say that was sweet did we miss the
entire rehearsal I'm so sorry we're late
yeah you did
no it's seriously fine you know all
these things go walk down the aisle
smile okay okay done and what uh held
you guys up anyway
believe it or not they had to delay the
flight because everyone else for our
autographs well where do I get in line
at least they held the flight for us
right I guess it helps to be famous huh
so who wants some punch
we're here so come on help yourselves
[Music]
as where did you get them that's nothing
I like your friends
said why
[Music]
so how do you like our little town
Cosi Cosi and how did you meet Clarissa
again the last time she was here she was
very hush-hush
do we were on set together she is stupid
she got in trouble for something that
was actually our prop masters fault
I felt bad went to visit her at work
astronaut knew we are darling
swept in like a knight in shining super
star okay so how are things with
Hollywood oh they're good
great no I mean mr. Hollywood oh um yeah
they're fine good I'm sorry I shouldn't
try oh no it's fine it's just it's new
you know so we're we're still getting to
know each other it's kind of a whirlwind
romance you know I used to do acting
back in high school I was actually Alice
in Wonderland it was my senior yeah what
didn't we do Clarissa plan
she was the Queen of Hearts
really is my favorite character
just want to make sure you're making the
best decision that's all
I could say the same thing to you
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I'll get everything to talk about what
happened in graduation cream I didn't
know what to say I told you I love you
go set it back
yeah I just
of course they loved you but didn't they
knows good enough for you we were
friends and that meant so much to me so
that's gram right what's gram soaring I
yeah he's my boyfriend
he inclusive her totally in love back in
school he was choppy back then
[Music]
looks like he got sorted out now is
there a road do you remember freshman
year when I told my mom that I was
staying at Kelly's parents beach house
and I told my mom that had to go to
Charleston to compete with the debate
team just so we can go camping we heard
that sound and you thought it was a bear
and you freaked out I did not you got
freaked out you could barely roast your
marshmallow well truth be told I wasn't
scared it's just
wanted to get closer to you
[Music]
I don't
I think I have with Kelly what I had
with you maybe you haven't tried maybe
you should
many
do you have which as would dad with me
any better he's my fiance right well
there's no gym here please tell me
there's a girl organic no he says cake
[Music]
soon-to-be-famous Clarissa bias
born and raised right here in these
variable mom guys won't you never do
that again
she would come home late I would be
hiding in the dark it's a creepy
tradition my future son-in-law no
welcome to our home thank you for having
me mr. mrs. Byers no sir
Bruce sandy Rosen sandy yeah thank you
to go okay let's get you settled in
right up here you know where you're
going young lady and you just follow and
Kirby fact number two they left my room
like this I think this is awesome every
time I go home my aunts turned my room
into a game room or yoga studio or as of
the most recent visit a kennel for
foster dogs
well we couldn't change it it's not ours
to change and they're probably always
hoping I'll move back here what kind of
parents would we be if we didn't all
right um you kids get some rest and let
us know if there's anything you need
thank you mrs. Thank You sandy hey you
like omelets
yes sir love them I make a mean omelet
good night good night
by
yeah your parents are pretty awesome and
you're totally not sleeping here there's
a futon in the study next door with your
name all over it alright
let's just hope your parents don't find
me on the futon in the morning so cute
leave it thank you your guy here he has
no idea how to make it huh I can't
believe you didn't teach him I taught
you everything I know
dad we haven't had a lot of sleepovers
that involve breakfast you telling me
this isn't a work of art as much as I'd
like to be polite because you are a
guest in our home now well my rule of
thumb is it's not about how it looks
it's about how great it tastes so even a
messy omelet could have potential right
we'll see mmm house of honesty says heck
yeah your turn
you're right it's good told you I have
some culinary skills yeah you proved me
wrong all right so what's on a big
wedding agenda for the day so we're
headed to the beach tonight is the
bachelor and bachelorette parties you
know I've actually never been to one of
those it's not like the movies it's
gonna be probably mostly junk food video
games and burping contests there's
nothing you just said that I don't I can
I can the France in case can you also
say thank you
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
thank you you're welcome okay so I think
the guys are staying and condos over
here you're in 236 where are you gonna
be
I'm in 222 and we're actually gonna
settle in and then go to the pool for
bachelor and bachelorette parties
[Music]
wait how does she even know they cuz I'm
right here darling
what are you doing here why does she
have a ring you're the one who wanted us
to play this up remember it was supposed
to look like a fling not a full-on
engagement I got carried away in the
scene oh did you well it's too late to
take it back now when I gave her the
ring my aunt let me borrow what's the
big deal I'm sorry why are you here I'm
your publicist it's my job to make sure
you don't do anything stupid so far so
good I didn't have anything better to do
this weekend so
okay fine I couldn't stand the thought
of you way out here along with her
they do we talked about this you know
look here's the plan if anyone asks I'm
your publicist Suzy so the truth I'll
make sure not to jump in any photos and
blah blah blah but don't think for a
second I'm not watching you eyes of a
hawk ears of a tiger
got it good shall we hit the pool
yeah just give me a in the outside
I mean this is so exciting so he
proposed to you at work
I mean that's what the tabloid said well
no it was more like it was the whole
thing yeah and then it was uh totally
just Wow
wait what but they didn't say anything
they don't have to say anything it's so
romantic I don't know if that's romantic
I'm romantic very romantic
how are you romantic I took you to the
pier last week we got ice cream that's
romantic
yeah Veronica went with us Kelly you
don't even like romance how would you
know that
well it's me and I may be sappy but I
think anything can be romantic with the
right person you know the activity
doesn't matter as long as you're with
someone you feel romantic with anything
yeah anything I mean even making
breakfast in the morning can be romantic
can't it right everyone knows that
french toast is the most romantic of
toasts you should make omelets - oh come
on guys I get my back here bros before
what
what no no no bros before what hey
everyone I'd like you to meet my
publicist Suzy she's just coming by to
make sure everything's good yeah look at
you you're all so cute and all-american
and this is my fiancee Larissa
it's so nice to finally meet you
chad has said so many good things nice
to meet you too Suzy so many good things
okay
you've officially shaken I think I might
go dip my toes in the water anyone care
to join me
is that the stripper for the bachelor
party
Susi's welcome to join us if she wants
the bachelorette party tonight
no not at us
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have you ever made that publicist before
crab not before today but she's big in
the biz well she was getting really
flirty with your fiancee at the beach
this afternoon and she's gorgeous and
she's flirty very flirty relax you guys
she's married to this handsome big-time
agent in LA and she's not the first girl
to flirt with Chaz girls flirt with him
all the time you two included I'm not
really worried about it or maybe you're
just a really good actress
you know he's dated a lot of girls I
know but I mean he never makes me feel
insecure so I'm not worried about it
Wow I lost change since high school huh
what are you talking about and I mean
you used to be like really insecure I
know I'm not
wasn't I I wasn't come on rez you were
super insecure you never went out with
anybody you buried yourself and like you
know like the drama club learned that
the jazz choir you know you did
everything I hung out with grandma all
the time yeah but you used them to feel
better about yourself this that way
you're doing to him now don't turn this
around on me Graham and I are doing just
fine
I just really worried about you what is
that supposed to mean
come on he's Chaz hunter and and you're
you know you
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can't imagine why I'm insecure with
friends like you I'm not trying to pick
a fight here I'm just saying he's really
good-looking and I'd understand if you
felt insecure I just don't want to see
you sabotage anything you're wrong about
you and Chaz know about how things have
changed you're still playing games
stupid little high school games
hey boy trisko she knew me would take a
walk I think
Hey what are you doing here came in
search of ice and about you what are you
doing here you're the maid of honor
shouldn't you be off leading the party
or something yeah apparently that honor
has been ground to your publicist Susie
she sure knows that I have a good time
she's no one you're seeing right
man
I'm not you seem mad they just got me
high school drama rearing its ugly head
and Kelly doing her doubles duty to make
me feel bad about myself I'd she always
does thank you
she's jealous
Wow do you have any go I didn't mean
about me I meant about Brown see the way
he looks at you like
you picked up on that I'm not quite as
self-involved as you might think I am
capable of observing - yeah we used to
be close
we were
I don't know we were young I was stupid
and he told me he loved me and I freaked
out what happens yeah
yeah gherkin a weird rehearsal dinner
you think he's just with her because he
can't be with you I don't know
I hope that I mean I hope he's not just
settling
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you think people always find the perfect
match
my mom and I did
I certainly gave you a high standards
that's good I don't think it was as easy
for him as you think but they had to
work pretty hard for what they had
and Gaul relationships do
my parents worked harder sometimes
but I guess what matters is how do you
feel about him
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yeah I mean I had feelings for him but I
don't know I was insecure or just not
mature enough or maybe just already I
don't know maybe I'll 3 what about now
he's different
I'm different I don't know it's just
it's not like it used to be she broke
his heart
a little heartbreak
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I gotta admit this is not quite as bad
as I thought it would be it's actually
been kind of fun it's definitely gotten
better than I expected
YouTube for the record sorry if I gave
you a hard time before wasn't exactly a
distinguished gentleman around you
either
now personally I think we kind of like
teasing each other that is what engaged
couples do after all
so where we going on our honeymoon
kind of silly but you know I always
thought would be a fun honeymoon
I'm aside a road trip across the states
in an RV just camping and cooking and
seeing the site it's just simple
slumming it through middle America at
the camp oh yeah I'm down
so you think the party's still going on
yeah I should probably check on Maya
she never stays up past midnight and I
bet she's passed out on the couch
especially after all that way
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okay so uh what time we supposed to
leave tomorrow
I think like 10 the wedding is at 5:00
so
thank you for a nice thing
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what are you coming to the wedding or
not now you're marrying her the other
wedding in get ready
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you'll have to start planning for your
big day soon yeah I guess so huh do you
happen to have any painkillers
vicodin would be great uh
I have some aspirin in the medicine
cabinet in the bathroom fine
I need eight okay I can get it for you
no no I'll manage I need to touch up my
makeup anyway the humidity here makes my
face melt have you talked about will
you'll have it no not yet weird you guys
have yours um we eloped really her folks
weren't too happy about us getting
married yeah they said that Bruce lacked
ambition you know I didn't care that but
now the lack of ambition has landed him
the senior VP position and Community
Development at his firm being with you
made me try harder Clarissa is really
lucky to have parents like you you know
that and she's lucky to have a guy like
you in her life
hmm I can tell by the eyes tell what
don't you mr. hunter are a good one
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Wow
we hug amazing Thanks um are we ready to
go I'm here here
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Wow my you look amazing
doesn't she takes after her mom ultry
can I borrow you a minute mom it's fine
okay hey what happened to you last night
oh I got into it with Kelly over the
whole gram thing it was dumb mm-hmm big
surprise anyway I'm so sorry I bailed
there at the end was lame of me I came
back an hour later but you already
passed out on the couch I know
so where's your head off to oh I I ran
into Chaz and we just talked for a while
mm-hmm sure you talked for a little
while anyway what did you guys do after
I left I have no clue honestly last
thing I remember was Susie yanking that
tiara off of my head it was something
like that
well first time on who's hurting you
sure you clean up well
thank you I do look beautiful don't I
I can't believe this day is really
happening and we would talk about this
so much when we were little I remember
we used to take those white sheets off
my mom's bed and we would wrap them
around ourselves and make them her
wedding dresses and then use the
pillowcases is paola feet yes I remember
and I remember how you would always give
me the fitted sheets because they were
too crinkly for you and amber how you'd
always say you are gonna get married
before me remember that yeah because you
were such total wild child okay yeah
well I have a feeling that somebody
isn't too far behind me Maya listen
there's something hey guys oh look at
you you look so beautiful
I can't express how beautiful I think
you look without cursing in a church so
I'll just shut up alright ladies five
minutes and Counting let's get our
things organized shall we okay okay
This Is It this is really it you're
gonna nail it
okay just like you did in your kids
crinkle you fitted sheets and all
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what's all this did you Lum get more
photographers no no this wasn't my
wedding this is my friend Maya's wedding
Rosa jazz here we know he's staying in
town yeah
Chad's here we're having a wonderful
time but if you guys wouldn't mind
letting my friends enjoy their wedding
day we kind of need to get past
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hey Dad what's up it has a reception oh
it's great I mean it's winding down no
but everyone had a lot of fun um I see
that the paparazzi are already posting
photos online Chazz isn't even in them
you kind of famous now huh yeah probably
because I look like I'm freaking out in
every photo I I swear they like hide in
the bushes and jump out at the worst
moment we'll get used to it honey
because you have nine auditions when you
get back next week two features three
reoccurring and four commercials just
for you hon seriously nine auditions
that's amazing well that's the biz for
you all right
you go have fun and I will see you back
here next week okay yeah thanks Jeanette
oh hey I didn't hear either it's
probably the buzz of excitement from
your nine of coming auditions you heard
well first I heard the scream and then
the night auditions well happy for you
risk you deserve it
and you look stunning tonight thanks
gran
you agreed thank you
what are you doing wrists
looking for paparazzi
I know okay I know all about this Suzy
was tipsy I don't know half of what she
was saying but she did tell me that
everything between you and Chazz is a
sham no no no see it's it's an ruse
please
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okay okay
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so the truth is I lost this big job in
LA and I really didn't want everyone
here to know that I was failure
so one lie and just led to another and
then to another and then I just you just
realized you actually liked him what no
no no no no no no no no no definitely
not um he's not my type
he's got a really crazy life I remember
that thing you told me about how I
should let myself get closer to Kelly
stuck with me and you're right you
should take your own advice
it's different you don't know that
you two could have something something
great
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really
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I mean not it that dude could ever be as
cool as me but you could try
I'm glad that we never dated cousin
never want to lose my best friend
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see you later yeah
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hey I've been looking for you well you
found me
what's up thought I'd ask you to dance
oh you're dead
mm-hmm yeah I was dancing with Veronica
but she's kind of got two left feet and
she strangely asked me to sign her
bridesmaids dress exhausted it's
probably the best hmm probably too much
for you to handle
oh is that so I used to dance and I was
younger so I'm pretty uh-oh
Wow think I'll be the judge of that I'm
trying to keep up okay
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are you pretty good you know taking a
bit of dance myself fancy so now that
you're a big-time celebrity what do you
think of the press it kind of sucks it
feels like I stole my best friend's
thunder on her wedding day
mm-hmm but I don't know I don't know if
I could ever be a superstar though it
must be tough you kind of get used to it
after a while just a bunch of lights
camera action
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sorry didn't play in that part maybe got
that bro you're saying yeah yeah I guess
I just caught up in the moment
I know
world around us just disappeared I guess
yeah me too
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it's nice
yeah
I see you got some auditions yeah that's
great yeah I mean thanks to you if this
accidental engagement leads to me
booking some village it I really can
never thank you yeah come on you already
have how this town your friends your
folks kind of amazing vacation from the
madness I guess I needed it badly just
didn't realize it it's great I'm glad
you had a good time I mean it's kind of
an education for me too yeah coming home
partly mainly I guess from myself know
that argument I had with Kelly yeah it
was about how insecure I used to be when
I was younger and uh I don't know when
I'm with you I don't feel that way I
mean I should but I I don't nobody
should ever make anybody else feel
insecure we do enough of that to
ourselves every day true Randall Alicia
maipi I caught them making out at a DS
ball and II got photos look you so gross
but isn't that fantastic now I can get a
divorce and you and I can be insanely
rich together her and her husband it's
guy kind of a weird thing died hanging
it's over now what you don't owe her an
explanation let's just get it over with
the big breakup it's perfect at a
wedding it works on so many levels
Suzy can you just give me a minute here
oh sure sure sure yeah get into
character
find your mama before then break up just
give me the ring the ring you're
marrying her
you want this fine
take it it's just a prop anyway right
for this whole act okay
the scene is set let's go wait we need
witnesses people hype people get over
here yeah come on
mmm you need to make sure someone gets
photos hold on no no you wanted to do
this let's do this
let's give them the big show the big
finish
listen you don't have to do this oh yeah
I do
it was the deal right deal uh no
improbably stick with the same wrists
what is she talking about
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klarisa was helping me out of a mess
right good ol alterus always here to
help you guys were right Chazz would
never go for me he's way out of my
league that's not true true true none of
this is true none of this is real this
is just a fantasy fantasy our
relationship this plan even your
relationship with Suzie is probably just
another fantasy I get it I do you grew
up on a TV show so the places where real
the people weren't real the words
weren't real maybe you're right
maybe I do live in a fantasy world
but I know how I feel and I know what I
like it's not a loser like me of course
oh you're not a loser you're just saying
that because I lied to you oh no she
knew you knew I'm your best friend
of course I knew if you felt the need to
lie to me I wasn't going to stop you I
just didn't understand why
why why because I messed up guys I'm not
famous
I'm not dating a superstar I had a role
in a film and I blew it I don't want to
come home and be a failure again I
screwed that up too oh hey sweetie
Jeff fun last night yeah it was a great
time oh yeah sounds like it
what happened where's your ring
Chaz of seeing Suzy and she's married
and getting divorced and it looked bad
so they asked me to cover it was
supposed to be so simple and then just
went crazy like super crazy and then
everyone knows now and I look dumb so I
just want to sit here any of my pancakes
and I see you liked me
yeah mom I lied I'm sorry I really
messed up
where's Chas now
I don't know we're engaged well not yet
don't give me that look you like him he
likes you he has a girlfriend or
whatever she is uh well I had a
boyfriend when I met your dad what
groups no no yes I had a boyfriend his
name was Oliver he was studying to be a
doctor his really handsome too
Bruce and I were just friends I think we
met at a Halloween party yeah that's
right Oliver wasn't there that night
because he had to work all night and
then the two of you fell in love
oh no no no wasn't quite like that we
didn't date for quite some time I think
maybe a month yeah month after that but
we were good friends great friends yeah
well what did dad have that Oliver
didn't have your dad nothing but
together together we had something
special together we had fun we had magic
and that's what I see with you and Chas
it's different I mean you and dad are
perfect for each other mom oh now but
back then no things were different but
the laughter comes the tears comes the
fighting
all this stuff honey nothing starts out
perfect if it did uh if it did you'd be
bored the special things you have to
work at you have to fight for those
special things but the perfect things
those are the things you've earned I
really am sorry about lying I understand
and truth be told I I was very upset
very upset to hear that you had gotten
engaged without us meeting him next time
you'll meet him first oh no I already
have mom I'm not marrying Joss not yet
pin and just assumed we were dating
dumper
in public what accidentally engaged a
special encore next on up come in hey
hey come here come sit with me
shouldn't you be on your honeymoon right
now
we leave in a couple hours you know I
wouldn't leave without saying goodbye to
you first
like I did last night stop okay I'm not
mad at you I mean I am mad but not for
last night I'm mad because you just
didn't trust me enough to tell me the
truth in the first place I can see how
you'd feel distant though because of the
whole Kelly and maid of honor thing I
should have stuck up for you when she
was being a pain in the butt no Maya you
are great I am the worst maid of honor
ever
no you're not okay you're the best and I
love the gift we gave me I cried when I
opened it did you really yeah
a framed photo of the Rockefeller
Christmas tree were Peter first proposed
even Peter cried come on even when
you're a mess you're still the bestest
friend ever
no you are and speaking of good gifts
Jaz got us two plane tickets an
all-inclusive stay at Napa Valley that
is amazing I didn't know well he said
that it's for both of you yeah well you
didn't tell me he's a good guy Clarissa
I know
but he's taken so what are you gonna do
when you get back to me I'm gonna do
what I always do enjoy the California
Sun go on some auditions and hope for
the best and that's my maid of honor
and
there's somebody else you wanted to talk
to you oh really okay listen I'm really
sorry for the way I've been it though
always I guess like I talked to Grandma
it's not for a long time and if I'm the
reason that you or him or anyone else
felt insecure back in high school or now
I really can't apologize enough Kelly
it's okay I know I know but look I
promise I'm gonna get better okay you
know it's just I I get jealous of you
sometimes you know I admire you for
chasing your dreams and sometimes I wish
I had been his brave thanks Kelly I mean
that really means a lot and hey ah
you're gonna be a big star you know that
and you're gonna find a great guy like
you did
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we want to visit you this summer too
after my honeymoon girls weekend sounds
perfect so you have that 3 p.m. audition
on Tuesday which I had to cancel oh no
y-you were booked for a six episode
reoccurring role that may go to series
regular if the response on you is good
I should have the script very soon
seriously I mean not even an audition
nope this one is all yours baby oh wow I
mean you must have been reading the news
it must've been because of all the
process no not at all
I asked him he didn't even realize that
you were the same girl so you're you're
saying I did this one all on my own
well I worked out all the deal points
but yes ma'am you most certainly did oh
wow thank you so much Jeanette this is
so crazy so if I were you I would go to
that job of yours and give them your
two-week notice
as soon as possible Wow
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Hey so how does it feel to be working
your last shift at the good old diner
well it feels like a good chapter my
life is finally coming to a close
Oh what I'm gonna miss you lady and the
paparazzi well sue the paparazzi we have
known in a while I wouldn't be sure
about that
hey how are you I just wanted to say
congratulations for what well I heard
about the new show you just booked and
actually my new agent asked if I
wouldn't mind seeing if you would take a
meeting with her how could I say no well
you know I am pretty busy these days
but um I'd love to thank you give a
minute for coffee yeah so how is Susie
she's good she's just just planning the
trip she's gonna take with all the
alimony she's about to get that's great
why are you guys going
not sure about her my only plan was to
come here
and I figured you'd be quitting soon
wanted to make sure to miss you
well yeah it's my last day well then I
am very glad I mean it's just gonna be
bees here alright man we put on a heck
of a performance for everyone didn't we
yeah yeah we did so what now
no scripts or stories anymore just just
you and me good I'm Clarissa Byers
I'm jazz hunter pleasure to meet you
Larissa you know it's funny I actually
used to be engaged to a Clarissa she was
pretty great I think you'd like her
that's crazy
because I was engaged to a Chad's once
too he was one of the most amazing men I
ever met once you got past all the
paparazzi
so can I get you two anything out
think about everything I need right here
in front of me
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