1967年 格斯达
李先生要我问候你 Mr. Lee says hello.
他人真好 How kind.
也和你说再见 And goodbye too.
-他们是谁 -李先生的同伙 - Who are these people? - Mr. Lee's henchmen!
终于来了 At last.
我们完蛋了 We're doomed!
不 是他们完蛋了 No, they are.
伯爵夫人... Countess...?
谢谢你 你救了我的命 Thank you. You saved my life.
很乐意为您效劳 My pleasure.
这看起来有点乱 It almost got bad.
我该怎么谢你呢 How can I ever thank you?
你真是多才多艺 休伯特 Your skills are many, Hubert.
这是我职责所在 伯爵夫人 I do my duty, countess.
但以后你要小心提防李先生 But from now on, beware of Mr. lee.
还有和他一样的中国男人 And of chinamen in general.
他们觊觎你的皇家财宝 They covet your imperial family treasures.
肮脏中国红 Dirty reds!
肮脏的黄种人 Dirty yellows!
不对 是肮脏中国红 No, dirty reds.
是我错了 My mistake.
看来你并不了解中国 伯尼斯赫·德·拉巴斯先生 You don't know china well, Mr.Bonisseur de la Bath.
你来给我讲解一下 You'll have to show me parts of it.
内容越私密越好 As private as they may be.
涉外档案与反渗透联合部 Department of external Archives and Counter-Intel
-早上好 法尤勒 -早上好 德·拉巴斯先生 - Morning , Fayolle! - Morning , De la Bath!
早上好 吕唐 Morning , Lutran.
早上好 德·拉巴斯 Morning , De la Bath.
老母鸡... Poulard...
-早上好 -早上好 德·拉巴斯 - Morning! -Morning , De la Bath!
-滑雪好玩吗 -非常棒 勒当杜 - Good skiing? - Excellent, Ledentu.
-我能见头儿吗 -没问题 - Can I see the boss? - Ok.
真不错 That's a good one.
我喜欢 I like that.
好的 好的 Okie-dokie...
早上好 让·皮埃尔 妆画得不错 Morning , Jean-Pierre. Great disguise!
-谢谢 -乐意为你效劳 - Thank you. - My pleasure!
早上好 德·拉巴斯 Morning, De la Bath.
比克那没消息吗 No news from Picot?
一个字也没有 拉塞尔那也没消息 Not a word. Not since Roussel.
-那勒弗兰科呢 -他提到了蒙吉 - And Lefranc? - He spoke to Mongier.
博尔赫斯怎么说 What does Borges say?
他还能说什么 他和法夫和意见一致 What can he say? He agrees with Favre.
还有杜外诺瓦 And with Duvernois.
我走了 德·拉巴斯 I'm off, De la Bath.
代我向格兰维尔问好 Say hello to Granville.
我会的 Will do.
事实上 柯木兰打过招呼了 In fact, Comolet says hi.
亲爱的老伯纳德 Dear old Bernard.
我上次看见他还是和查蓬 拉布兹 还有德拉诺瓦在一起 I saw him last with Charpon, Labbouze and delanois.
还有弗兰卡 时光飞逝啊 Francard too. Time flies!
我会转达的 I'll say!
-你在看什么 -一张设计图 - What are you looking at? - A blue-print.
可以制造一艘鸭形脚踏船 For building a duck-shaped paddle boat.
用来干什么 What's it for?
和普通的脚踏船一样 Same as a normal paddle boat.
帮我看着这张图... Keep an eye on it...
当然 Of course.
我要去见弗赫吉耶 I have to see Forguier.
头儿在等你 The chief is waiting for you.
谢谢你 勒当杜 Thanks, Ledentu.
早上好 阿赫芒 Morning , Armand.
休伯特 很高兴见到你 格斯达好玩吗 Good to see you, Hubert. How was Gstaad?
很好 早凉午热 很不错的地方 Well, okie-dokie. Chilly at dawn, sunny at noon. Great slopes.
很高兴听你这么说 Glad to hear it.
新任务 A new mission.
这话就像音乐一样悦耳 Music to my ears!
这个给你 This is for you.
他是冯·齐梅尔教授 纳粹高官 He is professor Von Zimmel, a nazi dignitary.
又或者 Or rather...
他是 He was.
美国的高科技 American technology.
他现在的名字是奥克塔维奥·波拉·吕爱多 His name is now Octavio Pela Luerdo,
职业是南美摔跤经理人 A south American wrestling impresario.
聪明 Clever.
他已经决定勒索法国了 He has decided to blackmail France.
-所以要我们去阻止他？ -不 给他钱 - So we stop him? - No, we pay him.
我会被诅咒的 I'll be damned!
他有一份法国人和纳粹党合作名单的微缩胶片 He has a microfilm list of French collaborators with Nazis.
既然是微缩胶片 那名单肯定很小 No surprise it's "micro" film. The list must be tiny.
休伯特 事情没那么简单 Well, it's not that simple, Hubert.
戴高乐将军不是说法兰西要奋起抵抗吗 Didn't general De Gaulle say all France resisted?
他的确这么说过 He did indeed.
他是说过 Yes, he did.
没错... Yep...
无论如何 你都要用5000法郎买到里约的这份名单 In any case, you'll go to Rio and buy the list for 50,000.
-法郎？ -是的 - Francs? - Yes.
聪明 Clever.
为什么要派我 这活邮递员也能干 Why me? The postal service could do it.
我明白 休伯特 但冯·齐梅尔指定要我们最好的特工 I know, Hubert. But Von Zimmel wants our best agent.
这样的话就义不容辞了 老规矩？ Of course. In that case, the usual procedure?
这是你的证件 Your papers.
身份是晚报记者 You're a reporter for an evening paper.
名字是诺埃尔·弗朗帝(Noëi有圣诞节的意思) Your name is Noëi Flantier.
诺埃尔·弗朗帝？ Noëi Flantier?
这名字谁起的？ Who picks these names?
秘密行动组的阿基保尔·弗雷堂夏 Archibald Flétanchard from undercover.
诺埃尔·弗朗帝... Noëi Flantier...
我会给你发备忘录的 I'll send a memo.
凡事要看到好的一面 Look on the bright side.
里约热内卢的风景非常好 Rio de Janeiro is beautiful.
那的姑娘很漂亮 The girls are gorgeous.
你可以放松一下 You'll relax.
-什么 -你可以放松一下 - What? - You can relax.
我知道这一两句也说不清楚 Not a word I know.
先生 要做出租车吗 Taxi, sir?
好啊 Why not?
-去哪？ -科帕卡巴纳酒店 - Where to? - Copacobana palace.
先生 欢迎您来里约 Welcome to Rio, sir.
谢谢 Obrigado!
谢谢... Obrigado...
不是这条路 This is not the way.
中计了 It's an ambush!
下车 老实点 Get out! And don't move!
你在格斯达杀了我哥哥 You kill brother in Gsta.
他死了 Now die.
OTT117 里约就是你的葬身之处 Last stop Rio for O-tet-tet 117.
什么 Pardon me?
你在格斯达杀了我哥哥 他死了 You kill brother in Gsta. Now die.
不好意思... I'm sorry...
格斯达 瑞士 滑雪场 Gsta. Swizzieland. Ski.
格斯达 Gstaad!
格斯达... Gsta...
觉得我的口音好玩吗 Find my accent funny?
一点也不 Not at all.
-你这个种族主义者 -我发誓我不是 - You racist! - I swear I'm not!
我住在越南 I lived in Cochinchina!
永别了OTT117 种族者 你的死期到了 Farewell O-tet-tet 117, racist. Now die.
上车 休伯特 Get in, Hubert.
比尔·特芒都 Bill Trumendous!
亲爱的老比尔 Dear old Bill!
-正中后背 -你看到了？ - Right in the back! - See that?
亲爱的老休伯特 So, good old Hubert?
和中国人结梁子了？ Trouble with the chinese?
没有 他认错人了 Not at all. He mistook me for someone else.
用他们的观点 我俩长得很像 From their perspective, we look alike.
You're the boys that motherfucked. 你真是个坏小子
你呢 亲爱的比尔 And you, dear Bill?
情报局还是对南美洲很感兴趣吗 South America interests the CIA now?
亲爱的老休伯特 Good old Hubert!
还是那么有意思 Same old barrel of Laughs.
真是个怪胎 What a jerk！
你这个笨蛋 You're a stupid！
这太热了 It's so fucking hot!
说正经的... Kidding aside...
-你为什么跟踪我 -你说呢 - Why are you following me? - You tell me.
小子 你为什么来这 你下一步要干什么 Why are you here, Bastard? What's going on?
我在度假 就是这样 I'm on vacation. That's all.
休伯特 我了解你 I know you, Hubert.
你本身就意味着麻烦 Your presence means trouble.
我来这只是为了姑娘和沙滩 I'm here for the women and the beaches.
我听到很多趣闻 我要来看看巴西姑娘 I've heard great things. I came to check out Brazilian women.
不管怎样 Whatever!
谢谢你 老朋友 Thanks, old chap.
如果你要叙叙旧 给我打电话 If your memory comes back, call me.
如果旅游局关门了 我就打给你 I will, if the Tourism Bureau is closed.
闭嘴 混球 Shut up！Kiss my ass.
好的 到时候再说 Okay, let's do that then.
路上小心 老朋友 Take care, pal.
我太笨了 I'm terribly clumsy.
看起来好像... It would seem that I...
溅到你身上了 Splattered you.
我的宝贝 Be my guest.
把防晒油溅到男人身上的女人 A woman who splatters a man
就像春天清晨的露珠 Is like morning dew in springtime.
我们会有很多浪漫的白天和炙热的夜晚 Ahead lie beautiful days and fiery nights.
醒来真好 What a wake-up!
我别无所求 I'm for nothing.
你的冷艳打动了我的心 The hardy arrogance of your beauty has sprayed me.
你真迷人 你叫... You're gorgeous, Mr...
弗朗帝 诺埃尔·弗朗帝 我是记者 Fiantier. Noëi Flantier. Reporter.
很乐意为您效劳 我是卡洛塔 My pleasure. Carlotta.
你都报道什么 Reporting on what?
巴西 Brazil.
范围太广了 有什么重点 Vast subject. You need an angle of attack.
我现在还在寻找 I'm currently searching.
身材真好 你经常健身吗 Magnificent. Do you exercise?
很少 Not even.
太好了 Super.
我家族的血统很好 I have a good pedigree.
我要先放松一下 Let me slip into something more comfy.
我也要放松一下 I'll also be slipping into something comfy.
卡洛塔? Carlotta?
谁会对卡洛塔不利呢？ Who'd want to harm carlotta?
你是伯尼斯赫·德·拉巴斯先生吗 Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath?
不 我是弗朗帝 No, Fiantier.
要拿回胶片就把钱带到看台上 For the microfilm, bring the money to the look-out point.
你能认出我们的 You'll recognize us.
上车 Get in!
冷静点 117 Keep calm , double-one seven.
真是令人愉快的旅行 Delightful voyage.
我们对刚才的无礼道歉 冷静一下 117 Sorry to appear rude. We needed a calm spot, double-one 7.
是1-17 One-seventeen.
名字是弗朗帝 弗朗帝先生 But the name is Fiantier. Mr. Fiantier.
我是斯塔曼上校 I'm Colonel Staman.
这位是库特纳上校 This is Colonel Kutner.
很高兴认识你 我是诺埃尔·弗朗帝 My pleasure. Noëi Flantier.
我正在巴西采风 I'm doing an article on Brazil.
别兜圈子了 Don't bother.
我们知道你此行的目的 117 We know why you're here, double-one 7.
是1-17 One-seventeen.
我们的目的一样 We want the same man.
继续 Go on.
都是要抓到冯·齐梅尔 Professor Von Zimmel.
-继续 -就这么多 - Go on. - Enough.
你会和莫萨合作吗 Will you work with the Mossad?
继续 Go on.
该你说了 It's your turn.
你会和莫萨合作吗 Will you work with the Mossad?
-谁？ -莫萨 - The...? - Mossad.
以色列情报局 Israeli Secret Service.
抓一个和犹太人合作的纳粹？ 太奇怪了 Hunt down a nazi with Jews? How strange!
为什么 Why?
他会认出他们的 He'll recognize them.
怎么认出来 How so?
很明显 他们的鼻子 Their noses, obviously...
耳朵 手指 Their ears, fingers,
还有眼睛 Their eyes.
我随便说说... I didn't mean anything...
你是法国最好的特工？ You're France's best agent?
我是说... I mean...
最好这两个字不是自己说了算的 "Τhe best"... It's not for me to say.
就像我常说的... And as I often say...
117先生 这位是多洛莉丝·奎雷诗 Mr.117, this is Dolores Kuileshov.
你会跟她搭档 You'll team up with her.
很高兴见到你 Thrilled to meet you.
见到你是我的荣幸 特工117 It's an honor, OSS 117.
你是世界反纳粹的先驱 Your fight against Nazi barbarism is world-renown.
我们老师也在赞颂你的英雄事迹 Our teachers wax poetic about your exploits.
对于我们大多数人来说 你是个传奇 For many of us, you're a legend.
反抗野蛮的良药 A true remedy against savagery.
我必须告诉你 你是自由的象征 I must tell you ,you're a symbol of liberty.
我很感动也很自豪 I am moved and honored
能够和特工117合作 To work with you, OSS 117.
真是一位聪明伶俐的秘书 Such a pretty secretary!
你说什么 Excuse me?
我很高兴能有一位这么出色的秘书 I'm happy to have a pretty secretary.
我不是你的秘书 I'm not your secretary.
那是谁的？ Whose, then?
谁的也不是 No one's.
我是以色列陆军上校 I'm a colonel in the Israeli army.
我们会精诚合作 平起平坐 We'll be working together, as equals.
告诉我你干嘛非要干这个 Tell me why you have to carry something heavy.
你可以在这过夜 You can spend the night here.
你的对手不会找到你的 Your assailants won't find you.
我们对那卷胶片没兴趣 The microfilm is of no interest to us.
我们想要的是冯·齐梅尔 We want Von Zimmel.
我明白 I understand.
-还记得艾克曼吗 -当然 - Remember Eichmann? - Of course.
我们会用同样的方法抓住冯·齐梅尔 We'll capture Von Zimmel the same way.
把他送进以色列的大牢 Judge him in Israel for his crimes.
就像是...? Which are...?
就像是... Which are...
一场有计划的屠杀 A betting genocide.
是这样 没错... Oh that! yeah...
故事如出一辙 That was some story.
我们一起寻找 We'll search together.
缩微胶片归你 人归我们 You get the microfilm, we get the man.
就你们两个 It'll be just you two.
很好 Excellent.
我们要去特拉维夫市 We're leaving for Tel Aviv.
对外 我们会声称从未听说过你 Officially, we've never even heard of you.
聪明 Clever.
-把钱留在这 -不可能 - Leave the money here. - I can't.
这钱属于法兰西 我不会把它交给任何人 It belongs to France. I can't leave it with just anyone.
对付这个'任何人' 不用我们亲自出马 Don't take "just anyone" personally.
别指望我会相信他们说的犹太人和钱 Don't think I believe what they say about... jews and money.
不是那么回事 It's not the case.
-想看看你的房间吗 -好啊 - Want to see your room? - Yes!
睡衣 牙刷 Pajamas, toothbrush.
谢谢 我只用牙刷 Thanks, I'll only use the toothbrush.
随你吧 晚安 Do as you please. Goodnight.
谢谢你的牙刷 Thanks for the toothbrush.
不客气 You're welcome.
-晚安 -晚安 伙计们 - Goodnight. - Night, guys.
真是个美好的夜晚 不是吗 Nice night, isn't it?
我为我做过的事道歉 我很笨 I'm sorry for before. I was terribly clumsy.
别担心 我会赎罪的 Don't worry. I'll atone for my sins.
把它都忘了吧 Consider it forgotten.
我意识到我是... I realize that I was...
反犹太人的？ Anti-Semitic?
No. 不是
我一直在想笨这个词 I was thinking "clumsy".
没什么区别 Same difference.
别担心 Don't worry.
我们的谈话没有敌意 You weren't speaking viciously.
习惯了 我们总是被勾起野性的幻想 We're used to it. Our people have always provoked wild fantasies.
感谢你也这么想 Thanks for admitting it.
你们应该有点责任感 You're obviously a little bit responsible.
别生气 我们需要他 Don't get angry. We need him.
我会尽我所能的 先生 I'll do what l can, Sir.
也祝你晚安 Goodnight to you too.
咱们从酒店开始 Let's begin at the Copacabana Palace.
我去取点东西 顺便放下公文包 I'll get some stuff and leave my briefcase.
好的 那我自己开始工作 Fine. I'll start working on my own.
别这样啊 That's too bad.
为什么不去酒店转转 Why not come see the hotel?
谢谢了 但我还是想工作 Thanks but I'd rather get working.
别傻了 酒店里有游泳池 Don't be silly. There's a pool.
咱们可以下午再开始工作 We'll start this afternoon with a bang.
谢谢 我想还是算了 Thank you, I'd rather not.
咱们下午1点见 Let's meet at 1 p.m.
那好吧 As you wish.
回头见 See you shortly.
你在格斯达杀了我们的兄弟 You kill brother in GSTA.
你说什么 Excuse me?
和里约说再见吧 特工117 Say bye-bye to Rio, oss 117.
是弗朗帝先生吗 Herr Flantier?
跟我们走 弗朗帝先生 Follow us, Herr Flantier.
很高兴能再次见到你们 Great to see you again.
从格斯达一别没再见了 We haven't spoken since Gstaad.
我还得感谢你们 I wanted to thank you.
出色的任务 Excellent mission.
非常完美 Very pleasant.
别动怒 我没能把那些家伙都杀死 Don't be upset I couldn't kill all those chinks.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
我知道你们恨那些吃白饭的 I know you hate those Rice-eaters.
那些荔枝脸非常顽固 Very stubborn, those litchi-faces.
那些柚子似的脑袋 Those grapefruit heads.
果脯般的皮肤 Sturdy, those prune skins.
菠萝心脏 Pineapple hearts.
柠檬腿 Lemon wedges.
香蕉手 Bananas flambe.
在点着之前 Before they get lit.
就是些香蕉 Just bananas!
我到了 I get off here.
能说德语吗 The Germans.
是的 可以 Yes, The germans!
请问你们这 Would it be possible, if it exists,
有没有前纳粹分子在巴西的地址清单 To consult a list of former Nazis residing in Brazii?
肯定有 There must be a...
纳粹社团 或者俱乐部 联盟什么的 Society of former Nazis? Club, an Association?
有没有纳粹协会 A nazi Guild?
德国是一个民主国家 Germany is a democracy.
大使馆不知道纳粹组织的事情 In no way does the Embassy know the where abouts of Nazis.
在德国人眼里 Among fellow germans...
所有的德国人都不是纳粹 All germans are not nazis.
我听别人说过 I've heard that theory.
请你离开 I must ask you to leave.
好吧 Very well.
一无所获 Empty-handed , Alas.
法国有四百种乳酪 France is the country of 400 cheeses.
哪一种乳酪是巴西产的 What's cheese in Brazilian?
你还好吧 顺利吗 Are you okay? Is all well?
有什么进展吗 So? Have you made progress?
别客气 你先说 Be my guest. You first.
我是特工 但我也是有风度的法国人 I may be a secret agent, but I'm french nonetheless.
我干的还不错 I think I've done some good work.
中情局联络了冯·齐梅尔 The cia has been in contact with Von Zimmei.
他们在里约的探员是比尔·特芒都 Their agent in Rio is Bill Trumendous.
是吗 真让我吃惊 Bravo! I'm very impressed.
我们的进展差不多 We've reached similar ends.
我稍微比你快点 With a slight advantage for me.
这是特芒都的名片 Mr. Trumendous' card.
你好啊 休伯特 Good old Hubert!
你身边总是有美女相伴啊 You always have the cutest dolls by your side.
你个老比尔 Dear old Bill!
你总是不放过任何一个女孩 You take every littie bird under your wing!
-真热 -是啊 -- Too darn hot! - Sure is!
温迪给我们拿3个椰子 Wendy, bring us 3 groovy coconuts.
把你的裙子弄短点 我看着就热 Shorten those skirts. They make me hot.
巴西是个神秘的国家 Brazil is a mysterious country.
人们来来往往 People appear and disappear.
在这住了20年 一定会留下踪迹 After 20 years here, there must be a trace.
也许是吧 Maybe so...
但我不知道 But I don't know.
也许怎样 Maybe what?
他儿子海因里希在里约 His son Heinrich is here in rio.
我记得他住在贫民窟 I seem to remember he lives in a Favela.
他也是嘻哈派 He was involved in hippie sects.
-什么 -嘻哈派 - What? - Hippie sects.
上帝啊 Good god.
和马做爱 Sex with horses...
接下来是什么 What next?
嘻哈派 Hippie sects.
因为野性 Because hippic sex...
等等 Hoid on.
我有张照片 I may have a picture.
这就是海因里希·冯·齐梅尔 This is Heinrich von zimmei.
看他的头发 That hair!
看上去怎么像个女孩 Why look iike a giri?
不寻常 Unusual.
他们想干什么 What do they want?
这是一种叛逆的形式 It's a form of protest.
想要改变世界 To change the world.
改变世界 Change the worid?
真是奇怪的想法 What a strange idea.
世界很好啊 为什么要改变 The world's fine. Why change it?
他们要做爱 不要作战 They want to make love, not war.
但两者都有可能 But both are possible.
我一直是既做爱也打仗 到现在也没抱怨过 I've always done both. So far, no complaints!
好你个老休伯特 Good old Hubert!
你也是 You too!
算了吧 Come on...
这没什么好笑的 No sense of humor!
大家都讲犹太人的笑话 其实也不好笑 Everyone talks about jewish humor. It's not too funny!
真的不好笑 No, it's not too funny.
真的吗 Really?
那这有什么好笑的 How can it be humor then?
是你先笑的 You pull it off.
你自己在那傻笑 In your own way.
确实是 Indeed.
这座城市真是充满魅力 This city is stunning.
我去过许多城市 And I know cities.
他们是怎样保持鞋子干净的呢 How do they manage to keep their shoes clean?
他们不穿鞋 They don't have shoes.
好主意 不穿鞋 Good one! No shoes!
不错 Not bad!
这里的人们生活非常艰苦 Life here isn't easy for everyone.
和大部分的独裁国家一样 As in most dictatorships.
独裁 听听你说的 Dictatorships! Listen to you!
你很可爱 但不要把你的政治观点强加于我 You're sweet, but spare me your politics.
你知道什么是独裁吗 You know what a dictatorship is?
人人都是共产党 People are communists.
他们为人冷漠 带着灰色帽子 穿着拉链皮鞋 They're cold , with gray hats and boots with zippers.
那才叫独裁 That's a dictatorship.
可一个国家到处都是特工 只有一个电视台 What do you call a country with a military leader,
而且制度严厉 领导还是军人 你会怎么叫它 Secret police, one Tv station and censorship?
我称其为法国 小姐 I call that France, Miss.
亲爱的法国 De gauiie's France.
我想是这了吧 I think it's here.
海因里希·冯·齐梅尔在哪里 Where is Heinrich Von Zimmei?
我再问一遍 冯·齐梅尔在哪 I'll ask again. Where is Von Zimmei?
把那个收音机放下 And put that transistor down.
傻孩子 Stupid kid!
让我来 Allow me.
他们不在这 The Hippies left.
他们在附近的一个海滩 They're on a beach nearby.
好的 咱们走 Okay, let's go.
拜拜 Goodbye.
再见 孩子们 So long , kids.
看着你和那女孩说话的时候 I saw you talking to that giri.
我突然想到 Know what I thought?
你也该有孩子了 You're made to have children.
这种危险的工作不适合你 你该有个家 This dangerous job is not for you. You need a home.
你可以对孩子们挥洒你的爱 Kids that you can shower with love.
我很少拍别人的马屁 但你 It's a compliment I rarely give but...
真是一个天生的母亲 You're a natural-born mother.
我能问个问题吗 Can I ask something?
当然可以 Of course.
你会对一个男的说这些吗 Would you say this to a man?
你知道 男人很少 You know, men are rarely...
成为母亲 Mothers.
海因里希·冯·齐梅尔 Heinrich Von Zimmei.
我有个计划 简单有效 There's my plan. Simpie and efficient.
看见那块岩石了吗 See that rock?
把那小子引到那去 Bring the kid there.
如果需要的话 你可以牺牲色相 Use your feminine wiles if necessary.
别担心 没事的 Don't worry, it'll be fine.
警察 我们在找你的父亲 他在哪 We're reporters. We want your father. Where is he?
-这不是我的计划 -当然 这是我的计划 - This wasn't my plan. - No, it's mine.
快说 不然我打爆你的头 Tell me or I'll blow your brains out.
我不知道 I have no idea!
-我不想听这个 -我也是 - Not good enough! - For me neither!
我可以帮你们 我保证 I want to help, I promise!
我可以找到他以前的搭档 I can find his former partner.
那样我们就能找到他了 We'll go to him in Brasiiia.
我会帮你们抓住他的 I'll help you arrest him.
我恨我爸爸 他是个纳粹 I hate my father. He's a nazi.
他是个混蛋 He's a bastard.
有这样的父亲 我很羞愧 I'm ashamed.
别说你父亲的坏话 真丢人 Don't badmouth your father! Shame on you!
是谁养了你 Who brought you up?
我就从没说过我父亲的坏话 I never badmouthed my father!
他是个工匠 我们很尊重他 He was a wheelwright. And we toed the line.
我们的妈妈都不抱怨 我们抱怨什么 Mother never complained. Neither did we!
可他父亲是个纳粹 His father was a nazi.
也许是吧 但他始终是他爸爸 Maybe. But it was his father all the same.
你说你爸爸是个工匠 Tell me... your father was a wheelwright?
不 其实他是个外交官 No, a diplomat.
我在跟他玩心理战 I used psychological torture.
可他已经说了啊 But he'd already talked.
是啊 Yes...
可那可以让他更加憎恨 But it's that systematic denigration.
他的父母 他的家庭 还有 The parents, the family, then it's...
旗帜 和国家 The flag , the nation.
可他爸爸是个特工 But his father was ss!
是个纳粹 A nazi.
不是所有的纳粹都是特工 不要搞混了 Not the same thing. Not all nazis were ss.
不要混为一谈 Don't generalize.
你们可以在这吃点东西 You can eat here.
-好的 -不了 谢谢 - Yes! - No thanks.
我们必须得去 We have to go.
如你所愿了吧 As you wish.
咱们就此分开吧 Why not split up?
这样你就能一直看着他了 So you can keep an eye on him.
-这样好吗 -也许吧 - Is that better? - Maybe.
你是在挖苦我吗 Are you trying to ditch me?
没有啊 Not at all.
我开玩笑的 多洛莉丝 别生气 I'm kidding , Dolores. Why would you?
-你喜欢吃乳酪吗 -什么 - Do you do quiche? - What?
乳酪饼 Quiche Lorraine.
是什么 What is it?
-迷幻药 -不错 - Lsd. - Excellent.
我不停的按着快门 光线 I closed the shutter. With 200 ASA, this iight...
很不错 Is fine.
改变世界 Change the world!
你们很不错 但是你们应该清醒一下 You're nice but... everyone has to wake up.
世界一直在改变 从未停止脚步 The world won't wait. The world is moving.
世界变化很快 你们会被落下 Moving fast. You'll be left high and dry.
暑假过后你们该怎么办 What happens after summer vacation?
我们不是在度假 We're not on vacation.
好吧 有道理 Okay, Fair enough.
你们的生活就是如此 You're on sabbatical.
那你们明年怎么办 What about next year?
想过吗 Thought about that?
世界不会因你们而改变 The world won't bend to you.
现在不是68年了 不是你们的时代了 This isn't 1968, year of youth!
不要再幻想了 That's not how it works.
现实世界就在眼前 把你们的头发剪掉 It's the real world out there. The real world gets hair cuts.
扔掉吉他 去他的民谣 Guitars and troubadours are dead and gone.
我自己有 I have my own.
我说到哪了 What was I saying?
去他的民谣 Dead troubadours.
对 That's right.
还有什么来着 What about them?
我想不起来了 I can't remember.
别那么说 你真令我失望 Don't say that. You disappoint me.
我不得不说 I had to be saying something...
我喜欢现在的一切 I like what's happening.
但这是我们之间的秘密 But understand... it's our secret and ours alone.
别让别人知道 No one has to know any of this.
这有点离谱 但是 Out of context, a finger up the but...
我们澄清一下 Let's clear this up.
人们总是误解 People can get the wrong idea.
他们思考问题的方式 They start imagining things...
奇怪 Strange.
奇怪的航线 Unusual route.
昨晚过的怎样 How did it go last night?
很不错 昨晚过的非常轻松 Excellent. I spent a very relaxing evening.
我们吃了点东西 聊了会天 就睡了 We ate. I took some rsvp and slept like a baby.
不错啊 Lovely.
那些嘻哈派真的挺不错 Those hippies are actualiy nice.
一旦你通过了卫生检查 Once you get past their hygiene.
怎么说呢 What can I say?
那些年轻人 It's youth...
迟早会面对现实 剪掉头发 Sooner or iater, reality will cut their hair.
多洛莉丝 我是说 Dolores, I've been meaning...
不许动 Freeze!
你在格斯达杀死了我们的兄弟 You kill brother at gsta.
现在 去死吧 Now die.
他想干什么 What does he want?
我怎么知道 How should I know?
这架飞机就是你的棺材 特工117 This plane is now your coffin, oss 117!
锁上了 Locked.
他带走了钥匙 And with a key.
帮我问候 李先生 Compliments of Mr. Lee!
你有叉子或者针头吗 Got a broach or a knitting needle?
那钥匙呢 How about a key?
有没有安全别针 A safety pin?
-胸罩扣呢 -我不带胸罩 - Bra buckle? - I'm bra-less.
我有个发簪 I have a hairpin!
快点 休伯特 Hurry, Hubert!
你为什么不穿 Why don't you have one?
-不穿什么 -胸罩啊 - One what? - A bra.
-因为 -为什么 - Because. - why?
那是我的事 现在不是谈这个的时候 It's my body and this isn't the moment!
怎么弄得像个男人似的 Why look like a man?
不寻常 Unusual.
开了 Open!
情况怎么样 How's it going?
还好 我们在下降 Fine. We're losing altitude,
周围全是树 没有降落的地方 Aiming for the trees, and no landing gear.
那好什么 So what's fine?
因为有我在 Well, I'm here.
我的上帝啊 My god!
谢谢 Thank you.
快到了吗 Almost there?
快点 起火了 要爆炸了 Hurry, it's on fire! It's going to blow!
多谢 Thanks.
-小意思 -干的不错 - No problem. - Good work.
我差点就被那个中国人害死了 I'm intrigued by that chinaman.
他不可能是为冯·齐梅尔的人 Ηe can't work for Von Zimmei.
他可能 Ηe might...
是哪个中国人为纳粹工作 Which Chinese worked with the Nazis?
那个日本人? Τhe Japanese?
是日本人 没错 我错了 Τhe Japanese, exactly. Μy mistake.
我总是含糊地认为 I had a vague theory.
中国人就得来自中国 看来不对 Chinamen from China don't fit into it.
我还是要再谢谢你 I wanted to thank you again.
很高兴能与你合作 I'm proud to team up with you.
我明白 I understand.
我还想说 Βy the way, I meant to say...
我知道你有多仰慕我 我的事业 I know how much you admire me, my career,
我的生活 职业 以及我对暴行进行的斗争 my Iife, my profession, my crusade against barbarism.
哎 这都是要付出代价的 Αlas, it has a price.
多洛莉丝 坦白的说 Dolores, I'II be brutally honest.
如果我们之间发生了点什么 If ever anything happens between us...
我没法给女人承诺 I can't commit to women.
我的恋情都很短暂 都很 Μy love affairs aren't long-term. Τhey're...
短暂 充实 富有激情 short, compact, passionate.
这就是我做事的方式 It's my modus operandi.
有些人喜欢冒险 Some peopIe have adventures.
而我就是那个危险 I am an adventure.
我必须要告诉你 I just had to teII you.
很感谢你这么说 It's very kind of you.
谢谢你 休伯特 Τhanks, Ηubert.
不客气 You're weIcome.
你人真好 You're very kind.
怎么了 What's wrong?
没怎么 Nothing.
-你并不喜欢我 -是的 怎么了 - You don't Iike men. - Yes, why?
你拒绝我就好像 You rebuffed me as if...
得了吧 休伯特 Drop it, Ηubert.
因为我不是犹太人 Βecause I'm not Jewish?
-为什么这么说 -你的信仰太 - Why do you say that? - Your religion is so...
太什么 So what?
这信仰禁止人吃猪肉 It's a religion that forbids sausages.
然后呢 Αnd?
没什么了 Αnd nothing.
就算那是正常的吧 Let's pretend that's normal.
不能吃猪肉 不能喝酒 女人还得戴面纱 No sausages, no alcohol, veiled women.
对不起 这有点 Sorry it's sort of...
有点什么 Sort of?
有点像"神说了 不能吃猪肉" 不是么 Sort of "Simon says, no sausages!" Isn't it?
不 不是的 No, it isn't.
-你把犹太人和穆斯林弄混了 -别太挑剔了 多洛莉丝 - You're confusing Jews and ΜusIims. - Don't nitpick, Dolores.
咱们俩之间 真正烦人的是那个 Βetween us, that's what annoys peopIe.
总是一副"犹太人什么都知道"的模样的人 Τhe attitude "I'm a Jew, I know everything."
对不起 如果那句冒犯了 我也不会道歉的 Sorry if I upset you but I won't apologize.
你那套关于犹太关于黑人还有女人的理论 Your theories on Jews, blacks and women
自己留着好了 wouId be best kept to yourseIf.
你看你就是不高兴了 You're the one who's upset.
-我们能过去么 -肯定不行 - Can we cross it? - Negative.
这条河里有鳄鱼 It's a crocodile river.
太远了游不过去 Τoo far to swim.
我们一定要过这条河啊 We have to cross it.
是 但是目前我们困住了 Yes, but for the moment we're stuck.
我们也不能游过去 We can't cross it yet.
因为没办法躲开鳄鱼 所以我们在这宿营 Since we can't avoid the crocodiles, we'II set up camp.
有人反对么 Αny objections?
没有 None.
这里很漂亮嘛 It's pretty here.
我们得在这过夜了 We'II spend the night.
我们现在就开始干 Τhis is what we'll do.
我来打猎 I'll hunt.
海因里希 麻烦你去砍点木头 Ηeinrich, I'd appreciate if you cut wood.
多洛莉丝 麻烦你准备餐具 Dolores, be nice. Set us up a table.
弄得漂亮点 Something cute.
这是要干嘛 What now?
我要下河 洗一洗 I'm taking a dip. Τo wash.
他会弄得一身细菌 就这样 Ηe'II get tons of germs, that's aII.
你看 诺埃尔 也许这就是所谓的 See, NoeI? Μaybe this is what it means...
改变世界 Change the worId!
小心 Watch out!
谢谢你 我不会忘记你的救命之恩 Τhanks, I'll never forget it.
应该做的 Μy pIeasure!
-现在我们是永远的朋友了 -当然 - Now we're friends forever. - DeaI!
下次你要改变世界的时候 小心点鳄鱼啊 Next time you change the worId , watch out for crocodiles.
要我帮忙的时候尽管说话 Αsk whatever you want of me.
你还是先把衣服穿上吧 Start by wearing underwear.
看谁笑到最后吧 Who's Iaughing now?
来多洛莉丝 做饭吧 Ηere, Dolores. Μake us dinner.
我怎么做啊 它可有一吨重 What shouId I do? It weighs a ton.
我不知道 简单做做吧 I don't know. Just something simpIe.
没人会挑剔的 No one's judging.
挑剔什么 Judging what?
我不会做饭不会准备餐具的 I won't cook or set a table.
你通过食物来评价女人么 You judge women by their food?
听着 女士 Listen, IittIe Iady.
我干了我该干的 I did my job.
我救了你的命 I saved your Iives.
我刚刚还杀了一只鳄鱼 I just kiIIed a crocodile.
你想要男女平等么 干活去吧 Want to be equals? Start working.
你最少也要做饭啊 You can at Ieast make dinner.
她说的对 我们不能吃那个 She's right. We won't eat that.
她是对的? She's right?
你不要激动嘛 No need for drama.
你倒是变得挺快 Your worId sure is changing fast.
我去弄点吃的 I'II get dinner.
我刚才看见那有些梅子 I saw some berries up there.
我跟你一起去 I'II join you!
这还差不多 It figures.
不想来点水果么 很不错哦 You don't want any fruit? It's very good.
不用了 我需要的是维生素 No thanks. I need my vitamins.
别傻了 Τhat's siIIy.
当然 Of course.
我就是这么傻 I'm the siIIy one.
这东西不熟啊 Τhis thing doesn't cook.
为什么不熟呢 Why doesn't it cook?
-熟了么 -很慢 - Is it cooking? - Slowly.
鳄鱼皮很难熟的 这没什么 Crocodile skin is sIow to roast. No big deaI.
你来干嘛 What do you want?
我想来和解 I want to make peace.
我们都累了 We're very tired.
我们得团结在一起 We shouId stick together.
你怎么不问问海因里希 Why not ask Ηeinrich?
你们俩这么亲近 他肯定愿意和你在一起 You're so cIose. Ηe'd Iove to stick to you.
为什么这么说 Why are you Iike this?
也许是我不愿意看到一个以色列上校 Μaybe I just dislike seeing an Israeli colonel
和一个纳粹的后代调情吧 flirting with a Nazi's son.
对不起 我是个有道德的人 Sorry, I have morals.
真可悲 Pathetic!
有意思 干得好 Very funny! Βravo!
巴西利亚
巴西利亚 我们终于来啦 Βrasilia! We're finaIIy here!
感谢上帝我们终于渡过了那条河 Τhank God we crossed that river!
好在你会做脚踏船 Good thing you can build pedal boats!
对鸭头的事我很抱歉 I said I'm sorry for the duck head.
本应该再多烤一会儿的 It wouId have taken a lot Ionger.
不应该 It wouId not have!
做船才是最难的 不是鸭子 Τhe boat's the hard part, not the duck.
鸭子就只是一张嘴和一个头嘛 别提了 Τhe duck's a beak and a head. Forget about it.
我们现在需要找个宾馆 Now we need to find a hotel.
看来已经有了 Consider it done.
我已经和我爸的合伙人打过招呼了 I spoke to Father's partner.
他要举办个派对 Ηe's throwing a party.
但那是个化装舞会 Βut it's a costume ball.
这倒是个问题 Τhat is a probIem.
要是我们穿上服装 肯定很好玩 Unless we wear costumes. Μight be fun.
非常好玩 Very.
-但我们来这是来工作的 -当然 - Βut we're here to work. - Of course.
我们该去工作了 Τime to get to work.
半小时之后见 穿好服装啊 Let's meet in haIf an hour. In costume.
别担心酒钱 我来买单 Don't worry about the drinks. Μy treat.
你怎么弄到这身衣服的 Ηow did you do that?
我自己缝的 I sew.
还有这个 Βy the way, here.
是给你的 For you.
我不想再斗了 我们两国可是盟国 I want a truce. Our countries are allies.
-我们一起努力 -没错 - Let's try harder. - You're right.
这是一个礼物 Α present.
来自"诺埃尔" From "Noel".
这是个双关语 还有圣诞节礼物的意思 Α pun on "Christmas present".
跟我的名字一样 Concerning my name.
我知道 I'd understood.
除此之外 Otherwise...
我也要参加舞会 I have the balls.
-圣诞舞会 -对 - Christmas baIIs? - Yes!
拜托 搞笑吧 Come on, it's funny.
够了 Εnough.
我得把这个告诉阿赫芒 I have to tell Αrmand.
我刚才想到的 I just thought of it.
我一想到我的名字就突然想到了 I remembered my name was Noel and it popped out.
圣诞舞会 诺埃尔舞会 Christmas balls!
我想我已经让他见识了我的本领 I think I showed her my package!
我跟自己说 这得告诉 阿赫芒 I said to myseIf: "Τhat's for Αrmand!"
我得走了 这有个纳粹 I have to go. I see a Nazi.
是海因里希 我的朋友 It's Ηeinrich. Μy friend.
我以后打给你 I'll caII you back.
是不是太... It's not too...?
不 挺好的 挺好 No, it's fine. Just fine.
租衣服的地方就剩这个了 It's all they had Ieft at the rental place.
好吧 原来是租的啊 Okay, it's a rental. It figures.
我明白了 Now I get it.
我加了个这个 I added this.
和平的标志 Α peace symboI.
你看吧 他仍然是我们的海因里希 You see? Still our littIe Ηeinrich.
没理由生气啊 No reason to sulk.
只是一套纳粹的衣服嘛 It's just a Nazi costume.
可能因为她是犹太人 It's because she's Jewish.
我们到了 Ηere we are.
我感觉这里有埋伏 I smell a trap.
不能确定 别太神经过敏了 Not so sure. Don't be paranoid.
-也许他们都想到一块去了 -可能吧 - Μaybe they had the same idea. - Probably.
也可能他们都和海因里希在一个地方租的衣服 Or they rented from the same pIace as Ηeinrich.
有可能 可是太难以置信了 Possible... but hard to believe.
我去找我爸的合伙人 I'II find Father's partner.
多洛莉丝 我要向你道歉 Dolores, I owe you an apology.
你也许是对的 这是个陷阱 You may be right. Τhis couId be a trap.
别开玩笑 No kidding.
来 我们也来加入他们 Come... Let's try to blend in.
你有逃跑的计划了么 Got an escape plan?
我正在想呢 I'm working on it.
能快一点么 WiII you have it soon?
快看 是冯·齐梅尔教授 Look! It's Professor Von Zimmei!
他还没发现我们 We're still unnoticed.
女士们先生们 很抱歉打断各位 Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt the music,
但是我们今天有特别来宾 but we have a speciaI guest.
让我们来一起欢迎他 Let's greet him as he deserves.
热烈欢迎诺埃尔·弗朗帝先生 Please give a warm hand to Μr. Noel Flantier.
至少我现在还没有暴露身份 Αt Ieast I'm stiII undercover.
诺埃尔·弗朗帝先生就是著名的 Μr. Noel Flantier, aIso known as
特工117号 Oss 117!
海因里希 Heinrich!
没有海因里希了 Heinrich is finished.
我是弗里德里克 I'm friedrich!
我死定了 弗里德里克 I'll be damned! Feinrich?
阿海尔比什 Ahairpiech?
你看 至少有一件事我没对你撒谎 You see, there's one thing I didn't iie about.
我要改变世界的意愿 My desire to change the worid!
你想要什么 冯·齐梅尔 What do you want, von zimmei?
这都是怎么一回事 What's this all about?
第四帝国 The fourth reich?
第四帝国是注定会失败的 The fourth reich is a dream doomed to failure.
人们尝试了却行不通 我要继续前进 Everyone tried it. it never worked. I'm moving on.
我决定要为创造一个新世界 I've decided to lay the foundation of a real
打下基础 New worid.
一个更不公平的 A world more unfair,
更不包容的 A worid more intolerant,
更不友好的世界 More unfriendly,
这里将会连年征战 Where there will always be war,
疾病泛滥 Aiways disease.
这个世界 This worid,
我的世界 My worid,
将会是第五帝国 Is the fifth reich!
乌托邦主义者! Utopists!
拿着这个 Hold this.
我的朋友 My friends!
我理解你们的愤怒 I understand your anger.
还有你们内心的憎恨 I understand your hatred.
看在上帝的份上 Out for god's sake,
千万不要愤世嫉俗 Don't give into cynicism.
也不要草率的作出决定 Beware of hasty solutions.
当然 Of course,
我知道你们喜欢纳粹主义 I see what you like about nazism.
除此之外 谁管呢 Besides, who's to judge?
有时我也会感到很生气 Sometimes even I get angry.
但是 真的没有别的解决办法了么 But are there no other solutions?
你们还是孩子的时候有过理想中的世界吧 Did the children you once were dream of this worid?
这些孩子还都在 These children still exist.
就是你们 I'm speaking to them.
让我来问你们个问题 Let me ask them a question.
一个很简单的问题 A simpie question.
如果这个第五帝国是个充满爱的世界 What if the 5th reich were the reich...
怎么样 Of love?
我试图感化这些纳粹 却得来讽刺和嘲笑 Instead of inspiring these nazis I got taunts and jibes.
够了 Enough!
我一会再处理你 把他们带到我的办公室去 I'll tend to you later. put them in my office.
你弄疼我了 You're hurting me!
搞什么 What the hell?
不要担心 我失策了 但我会救咱们出去的 Don't worry. I blundered before, but I'ii save us.
不错嘛 Delightful.
希特勒 我恨死这个人了 Hitier! I hate that guy!
我有主意了 I found my idea.
我们有半个小时 时间很充裕 I'd say we have haif an hour. plenty of time.
准备好了么 Already?
我已经迫不及待要见你了 I was too impatient to see you.
你是在浪费时间 我什么都不会说的 A waste of time! I won't speak!
那不是问题 我还没有开始问呢 Not a problem. I haven't asked anything.
我很熟悉 这都是老把戏了 You give me a feeling of deja-vu. your tired recipes,
密室 纳粹徽章 纳粹洞穴 太老套了 Secret offices, swastikas, nazi caverns. it's all so banal.
当然 Of course.
你 从另一方面来说 You, on the other hand,
也算是个记者了 Are a reporter.
你的文笔怎么样 Are you writing a nice story?
你在取笑我 You're teasing me.
照相技术好么 Taking nice pictures?
诺埃尔·弗朗帝先生 Mr. Noel fiantier!
纳粹的幽默么 真差劲 Nazi humor. pathetic.
玩笑已经结束了 特工117 The joke's over, oss 117!
转过去 Turn around!
欢迎来到我的实验室 Weicome to my laboratory!
这里就是地狱 Zantrax, Oiue devii,
把他脱光了然后绑起来 Undress him and tie him up!
为什么是我 Why me?
我的服装 法西斯走狗 你得赔我 My costume! fascist dogs, you'ii pay for this!
卡洛塔 Cariotta!
这就是舒服点的东西吗 仇恨与混乱的破布 So that's something more comfy? Those rags of hate and chaos!
我不是卡洛塔 我是芙蕾达小姐 I am not cariotta. I'm fraulein Freida.
对我来说你就是卡洛塔 For me you'll aiways be Cariotta.
对我来说你也永远是诺埃尔·弗朗帝 For me you'll aiways be Noel Fiantier.
-卡洛塔 -弗朗帝 - Cariotta - Fiantier
别玩了 No more games!
别自夸了 伯尼斯赫·德·拉巴斯先生 Enough boasting , Mr. de la Bath.
为我们现在倒要看看你是什么做的 Now we'll see what you're really made of.
你不是第一个 You won't be the first.
不 我来告诉你那些器官的学名吧 No, I'm talking literally about what you're made of.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我在开我的保险箱 I'm opening my safe.
很多年前 我在你的胸膛里植入了微缩胶片 Years ago, I sewed into your chest two microfilms.
一个是法国通敌者名单 One, a list of French collaborators.
另一个 更重要 The other, more important:
是个包含无尽战争宝藏的瑞士账户 a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures.
我怎么不记得 Why don't I remember?
多亏了这东西 Thanks to this.
一种能消去短期记忆的药剂 A potion that erases short-term memory.
我的天 My God!
我想起来了 I remember!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
我要打开我的保险箱 I'm opening my safe.
我要把两个胶片缝进你的胸内 I'm sewing into your chest two microfilms.
一个是法国通敌者名单 One, a list of French collaborators.
另一个 The other,
是个包含无尽的战争宝藏的瑞士账户 a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures!
你怎么确定我不会记住 Why won't I remember?
多亏了这东西 Thanks to this!
一种能消去短期记忆的药剂 A potion that erases all short-term memory.
完好无损 Intact.
谢谢你 特工117 Thank you, OSS 117.
现在你知道我为什么一定要引你来了 Now you see why it had to be you who came here.
什么最好的特工 都是骗人的 你心知肚明 All that best agent stuff was hogwash. But you knew it.
再见了 特工117 Goodbye, OSS 117.
杀了他们 Kill them.
放了他 Untie him!
我为你的话付出了代价 现在轮到你了 I paid you'd say. Said you'd pay.
不管了 Whatever.
做的好 多洛莉丝 要得到那个胶片 Good going , Dolores. Get the microfilm.
不是我干的 It's not me.
那会是谁 Who then?
我看见了 我也知道 但是我不说 I saw. I know. But I won't say.
弗里德里克 Friedrich...
我的儿子 My son.
为什么 Why?
杀了他们 Kill them!
我们走 Let's go.
要小心 休伯特 Careful, Hubert!
加油 继续打 Go on, be more aggressive!
加油 Go on!
看啊 Look.
秃子 No hair.
又一个秃子 Hair we go again!
你的弓和箭 Your bow and arrows.
没错 我们走 多洛莉丝 You're right. Let's go, Dolores!
这轮还没结束 This round's not over yet.
射啊 休伯特 Shoot, Hubert.
我不明白 I don't understand...
当然了 这是小孩儿的玩具 Of course! It's a kiddie toy!
快走 他们跑远了 Hurry, they're getting away!
没错 快去追 Right! Let's tail them!
找到他们了 There they are!
你开车像男人一样猛 You drive like a man!
我们得抓住冯·齐梅尔 我们不能失败 We need Von Zimmel. We can't fail.
这是套话 That was a compliment.
以色列人一定要制裁前纳粹 Israel must judge ex-Nazis.
当然的 Of course.
这是我们的责任 我们要坚持民主主义 It's our responsibility. We're a modern democracy.
说的很好 You bet!
你令我感到惊讶 You surprise me.
你顽强 勇敢 从不屈服 You're dogged, brave. You never crack.
不会胆小而放弃 Never chicken out.
你无畏 漂亮 优雅 You're fearless, beautiful, elegant.
很简单 你是我的红颜知己 It's simple: you're my female alter-ego.
我喜欢你 I like you.
很喜欢 A lot.
知道我怎么想吗 Know what I want?
我猜不到 I don't get it.
你拒我千里之外 You turn me off.
我猜不到 And I don't get it!
你自己说吧 Explain yourself.
我想抵抗那些野蛮的 主要表现在 I'm a remedy against barbarism, a symbol of...
你够老了 还自负 You're old. Pretentious.
并且讨厌与女人共事 A misogynist.
你整个人一无是处 还歧视别人 Full of yourself, vain, borderline racist.
着装俗气 孩子气 不风趣 还要我继续说吗 Tacky dresser, childish, not funny. Shall I stop?
着装俗气? A tacky dresser?
在这儿挺流行的 It's hot in here.
我喜欢看你笑 I like it when you smile.
你笑起来很甜美 You have a very sweet smile.
你以前一定听人这样夸过你 You must have heard it before.
看 他们停下来了 Look, they pulled over.
没汽油了 多经典啊 No more gas. How typical.
奔驰也没用了 The problem with Mercedes.
跟着她 Follow her.
我去抓男的 I'll get him.
记住 我们要抓活的 Remember. We need him alive.
交给我了 Count on me.
我在哪儿 Where am I?
冯·齐梅尔 Von Zim...
站住 Stop.
冯·齐梅尔 Von Zim...
上楼吗 Going up?
你还好吧 Are you okay?
还好 谢谢 Fine, thanks.
知道我的衣服在哪吗 Where are my clothes?
那套绿色紧身衣吗 撕破了 我们给扔了 The green leotard? It was torn. We tossed it.
真可惜 Pity.
还有什么衣服吗 Got any spare clothes?
那个老绅士的还有 The old gardener has some.
但可能不太符合你的风格 But they may not be your style.
完美 虽然不够时尚 不过我会让它时尚的 Perfect. Not the latest fashion, but it'll do.
那个怪老头打电话了吗 Did the old geezer make a call?
希望运气够好 With a bit of luck...
只是涂鸦 真没意思 Doodles. They make no sense.
为什么不问问他 Why not ask him?
他说8点科尔科瓦多见 He said "8 o'clock at the Corcovado."
-可以打吗 -请便 - May I? - Of course.
紧急电话 It's urgent.
通了 It's ringing.
是我 休伯特 It's me, Hubert.
-担心死我了 -你很紧张我吗 - I was worried sick. - You were anxious?
我以为你死了 I thought you died.
怎么会 抓到卡洛塔了吗 How kind. Get Carlotta?
她在酒吧后面 She's behind bars.
冯·齐梅尔8点会在科尔科瓦多见一个人 Von Zimmel is meeting someone at the Corcovado at 8 o'clock.
我们在比尔的办公室见 Let's meet at Bill's office.
再见 小心点 See you. Be careful.
比尔 是我 休伯特 Bill, it's Hubert.
-猜到了 -是关于多洛莉丝的 - Yes, probably. - It's about Dolores.
我需要你的帮忙 I need your help.
冯·齐梅尔 在科尔科瓦多 时间8点 Von Zimmel, the Corcovado, at 8.
显而易见 Obviously.
很好 都办妥了 Good! It's all clear.
你对法国人的帮助 我们永远感激 You've helped France. I'm forever grateful.
对了 我怎么才能弄辆车 By the way, where can I find a car?
那个老绅士有一辆 The old gardener has one.
不过那适合你开吗 But is it your style?
多洛莉丝 Dolores?
你好啊 Hello mother fucker
比尔 Bill?
你吓我一跳 You gave me a scare!
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
我好极了 除了太热了 I am fucking great. Except for the heat.
怎么回事 What is it?
冯·齐梅尔怕了莫萨 Von Zimmel is scared of the Mossad.
他联系了中央情报局换取了有价值的信息 He contacted the CIA in exchange for valuable information.
聪明 比尔 Clever, Bill.
为什么要保护一个纳粹 Why protect an SS?
美国人是反对纳粹的 Americans are against Nazis!
不是美国的中央情报局 特工117 The CIA isn't America, OSS 117.
疼 That hurts!
别动 不然我杀了她 Freeze or I'll slay her.
放了她 我们的国家是盟友 Free her. Our countries are allies.
只有在你要求自由的时候我们才是盟友 We're allies only when you ask us to liberate you.
什么意思 Meaning?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你们解放了自己 You liberated yourselves.
中国人还在后面看着你呢 Chinaman behind you!
你都多大了 How old are you?
你杀了我开出租车的哥哥 You kill brother in taxi.
放下你的枪 特工117 Put down your gun, OSS 117!
卡洛塔 你仍然可以赎罪的 Carlotta, you can still make amends.
纳粹的敌人和中国人不会放弃的 The Nazi hunters and the Chinese will never let up.
我拜托你 好好想想 I beg of you, think it over.
如果你帮我们 If you help us,
我会给你和部长蓬皮杜先生做中间人 I'll serve as a mediator with the Prime Minister, Mr. Pompidou.
你会被赦免的 You'll be pardoned.
一个国际联盟组织很快就要成立了 An international coalition will be immediately organized...
一个纳粹国就会建立 to create a Nazi country.
好像以色列 Like Israel.
见到你真高兴 Great to see you.
我一直祈祷你能来 I prayed you'd come.
真的吗 你之前说了两件好事 Really? You've said two nice things now.
-你确定吗 -第一件是电话里说的 - Are you sure? - The first was on the phone...
-我们得快点 休伯特 -你说的对 - We're in a rush, Hubert. - You're right.
快走 Come on!
等一下 Give me a second.
我是不是认识你 Don't I know you?
是的 Yeah!
我们一起在海边睡过 We slept together on the beach.
一起睡过吗 Slept together?
你说的好像 You make it sound like...
你现在在干什么 And what are you up to now?
我在吃苹果糖 I'm eating a candied apple.
要来一口吗 Want a bite?
去你的禁果 To hell with your forbidden fruit!
别担心 Don't worry!
记住 我们要抓活的 Remember, I need him alive.
投降吧 冯·齐梅尔 你已经完了 Surrender, Von Zimmel! It's over!
特芒都已经死了 中国人也死了 Trumendous is dead. Carlotta too. And the Chinaman!
他们没见过面 They never met.
像个男人 冯·齐梅尔 快点投降 Be a man, Von Zimmel. Surrender quietly.
我宁死也不 I'd rather die first.
多洛莉丝 坏消息 我打算死了 Too bad for you, Dolores. I intend to die.
你杀了我的儿子 又杀了我的未婚妻 You killed my son, now my fianc茅e.
你夺走了我的一切 我该死了 You stole it all. My death belongs to me!
他要自杀 He's going to shoot.
他是吓唬你呢 He's bluffing.
我不信 他知道等待他的是什么 I doubt it. He knows what awaits him.
顺便说下 By the way,
也许你们没发现 in case you haven't noticed ,
那就是纳粹 behind the Nazi...
也是人 there's also a man.
就像其他人一样 A man like any other.
纳粹 A Nazi...
难道就没长眼睛吗 does he not have eyes?
纳粹 A Nazi...
难道就没长手吗 does he not have hands?
你说的对 我觉得他挺真诚的 You're right. I think he's sincere.
他绝望了 He's desperate.
如果你扎下我们 If you prick us,
难道我们不流血吗 do we not bleed?
如果你胳肢我们 If you tickle us,
难道我们不会笑吗 do we not laugh?
如果你毒害我们 And if you poison us,
我们就不会死吗 do we not die?
真高尚 Magnificent.
多美的词 Beautiful words.
美丽而不知所措 Beautiful and overwhelming.
我是一个老人 I'm an old man...
我46岁 我的人生结束了 你们夺走了一切 I'm 46. My life is over. You've taken it all.
-我去另一边 -留给我吧 最后的尊严 - I'll go around. - Leave it to me.
再会 特工117 Farewell, OSS 117.
够了 That's enough!
为了法国人 把胶片交出来 For France, turn over the microfilm!
为了以色列人 你就进去吧 And for Israel, turn yourself in!
现在又怎么回事 What now?
如果我们不去阻止他 He's going to plunge from Christ's arm!
他准备从基督的胳膊上跳下来 Not if we stop him from taking the plunge!
可是你怕高 And your fear of heights?
不管我们谁都要克服这种恐惧 Each of us must conquer his fears.
你怕的是纳粹 Yours is Nazis.
我怕的是杂技秋千 Mine is trapeze.
站住 冯·齐梅尔 投降吧 Halt, Von Zimmel! Surrender!
投降 Surrender?
说点有用的 老伙计 Find something more persuasive, old pal.
别弄些糊弄人的词 And try not to get one of your dizzy spells.
你得先忽略你的眩晕才能动 You'll have to move forward despite your vertigo...
那是一场意外 It was an accident!
很简单的杂技秋千意外 A simple trapeze accident!
再会 特工117 Farewell... OSS 117.
让我走吧 Let go of me!
放开我 Let go!
现在不行 Not this time!
维克欧门在以色列 教授 Wilkommen in Israel, herr professor!
你真棒 休伯特 Bravo, Hubert.
是个间谍 还是个杂技秋千手 To the spy and the trapeze artist.
多谢救了他 Thanks for saving his life.
没什么大不了的 It's nothing.
帮助以色列人拯救纳粹 我很荣幸 I'm proud to help an Israeli save a Nazi.
我觉得这是一个启示 I see it as a sign.
为什么不期待犹太人和纳粹人和解呢 Why not hope for reconciliation between Jews and Nazis?
有些事情一直困惑我 Something about you baffles me.
什么 What?
这个 This.
诺埃尔很高兴(直译：圣诞快乐) Joyeux Noël
你好 头儿 Hello, boss.
你好 休伯特 很精彩 Hello, Hubert. Bravo!
我们没用付钱就得到了胶片 We got the microfilm without even paying.
向你致敬 Hats off!
幸亏你派去的是我 Thank God you sent me.
-想我帮你放吗 -它坏了 运气真差 - Want to show me a movie? - It's broken. Tough luck.
我想跟你说下 有些烦人的事 I want to discuss... something irksome.
可能没什么大不了的 但是 It's probably nothing but...
你的名字在通敌名单上 your name was on the list of collaborators.
我听说了 I heard that.
试了好几次 Trying times...
但是过去终究是过去 But what's past is past.
法国需要忘记过去 向前看了 France needs to forget. To move forward.
是的 没错 Yes, no doubt.
现在我可以安心了 Now I feel reassured.
我也有事对你说 I've thought of you too.
什么意思 You mean?
那个军队勋章 The Legion of Honor.
我已经跟蓬皮杜部长先生说了 I spoke to the Prime Minister, Mr. Pompidou.
这周就能颁发了 It can happen this week.
谢谢你 特芒都 我都不知道说什么好了 Thank you, Armand. I'm speechless.
那就别说了 So don't speak.
你不自负啊 You're not vain.
我当然不了 Of course I'm not.
没错 Of course!
我们再说说公事 Let's get down to business.
你有另一个任务了 去中国 马上 You have another mission. To China, no less.
一个名叫李的人 A man named Lee
带走了50名法国人质 他将只跟你谈判 took 50 French hostages and will negotiate only with you.
我有一个条件 One condition.
好的 是什么 Deal. What is it?
我自己选名字 I pick my own name.
为李先生着想 不如你叫李威吧 For Mr. Lee, I can grant you some Lee-way.
叫李威 Lee-ve it to me!
不叫李哥 Although it's not lee-gal.
不然叫李没吧 Be lee-nient!
我们应该保密 I think we've about covered it.
你说的对 You're right.
叫李德吧(与leader谐音) Follow the Iee-der.
真是奇怪 It's very strange.
无意中 我就会了犹太式幽默 Unintentionally, I just used Jewish humor.
真的吗 那是什么 Really? What's that?
没笑料的时候就找点笑料 It's when it's not funny and there's no mention of sausages.