before he was swole before he was
existentially depressed and before he
was a cartoon never leave the cave
without him he was a swole existentially
depressed literal cartoon in
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Batman the Animated Series return to a
time when pop culture was an
oversaturated with superheroes they sell
t-shirts of me I've become a cliche
animation still ruled after school and
dial-up internet give us a few precious
minutes offline
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and spend some time with Kevin Conroy
iconic Bruce Wayne and industrialists
with the money of Tony Stark and the
fashion sense of Dwight Schrute but when
night falls
this punch a holic will become the
Batman the world's greatest detective
who's also the world's greatest ninja ba
greatest hacker I've accessed Gotham's
electrical mainframe there's another
computer uplink to this one I'm tracing
the link now greatest magician you've
got the makings of a great magician and
the greatest ventriloquist when I
studied with Zatara the magician he
taught me about ventriloquism wow this
madman does a lot but does he dance
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but this game isn't crusading solo he
has a whole cave full of allies like
Alfred Pennyworth Butler a Batman but
king of sick burns Flay faces losing his
integrity
Oh Robin the Boy Wonder
as in boy I wonder what screwed him up
between this you and Titans Batgirl a
college kid whose relationship with bats
is super creepy after using The Killing
Joke movie Barbara come in you've drawn
yeah and Commissioner Gordon a humble
civil servant tormented by a billionaire
psychopath determined to drive him
insane Padma busy night Helen get me We
Need to Talk
huh come on give him a break bats we all
know you're a ninja you don't have to
keep proving it to Grandpa Cobb all
right
cheese together they'll protect Gotham a
city trapped somewhere between 1932 and
1992 a town where the crime is up the
nights are long and the people are
rectangles
it's a city under siege for the best
rogues gallery in animation history
featuring character defining portrayals
of toupees you're talking to the wrong
Harvey mr. freeze Harley Quinn the best
Joker ever yeah I said it
and the bad menageries worth of animals
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jeez Batman maybe you should stick to
something less threatening like a
penguin so bite of the bat-signal and
revisit the highs and the lows monster I
believe she would disagree me of the
darkest adaptation of Batman ever made
literally the darkest because they drew
it on black paper that wasn't afraid to
hit kids with complex philosophy
Santayana says that those who forget the
past are condemned to repeat it then
break it up with a guy kicking a
werewolf in the face to fight you're
looking for try starting one with me CDC
that's only want a definitive portrait
of a beloved character that balances
multiple tones across dozens of hours
that can only happen with a perfect
creative teen and lands at the perfect
time in the cultural zeitgeist is that
so hard
starring hygiene related insults listen
up scum wad here's how it works
slimeball alright scum bucket too late
dirtbag
breaking and entering what do you want
professor crane lost his appetite
ha who's back there you just terrible
marksmanship
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maniacal laughter that means Oh face
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gas attacks
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Gotham City exploding
stop shooting you lunatic we're sitting
on a powder tank and Batmen thumbs up da
GF nope the other one that's the one
this Batman Forever okay we need to talk
about the intro verse sack has anyone
else noticed that the crooks are just
two guys who happen to be walking past
the bank at night then when the entrance
explodes they run away like any sane
person would do they don't even have any
loot on him
sure fine they pull guns on Batman but
for all they know he's the psycho going
around blowing up banks and Batman
doesn't know who did it either he had to
drive there but does that stop him from
beating the crap out of him and leaving
him for the cops without any evidence to
convict him on this is why bitch
Alandise are a bad idea you guys
Candyman five times into a mirror spooky
scary skeletons send shivers down my
spine who will survive and what will be
left of them eyes lungs pancreas so many
snacks so little time