"Tea house"
【铁马骝】 "Iron Monkey"
又刮风了，猴王庙的灾民怎么过？ It's so cold, how can the refugees stand it?
这几年天灾真多 There's been lots of natural disasters recently.
贪官更多 And even more corrupt officials.
今天又来一个 听说他贪得非常厉害 Another arrives today. He's well known for his evil ways.
你看铁猴子会不会出来？ Do you think Iron Monkey will appear?
"The Government House of Chekiang"
你跟我来…这边 Follow me... this way.
四位大师，“佛跳墙”马上就好了 Please have some dim sum first. Masters, the midnight snack is ready.
你们先来点美点吧 大爷听动静呢，走开 Enough! Not while we're listening for any movement on the roof.
大师请用 Masters, help yourselves.
"Honesty and Justice for all"
那些食物再不来就不用来了 If the food isn't on time, forget it.
手脚这么慢，不要阻我们捉铁猴子 Clumsy fool. Leave us! We're trying to catch Iron Monkey.
听说那些和尚从少林寺请来的 I heard the monks were brought from the Shaolin Temple.
管他的 Who knows?
兄弟们吃个馒头垫肚子 Let's have a midnight snack.
别乱动 Stop squashing me, you girls.
你钻上钻下十几趟了 Don't keep climbing in and out of bed.
你真想让铁猴子发现 我的金银珠宝藏在床底下？ Do you want Iron Monkey to know my treasure is down there?
我想拿你分给我的那份 - Come out! - I just want my share.
私房钱，快藏起来 Do you really want to divide it up now? Quick, hide!
大人，我是巡捕都头“三眼” Sir. It's the head of security, Fox.
给大人和九位太太送鲍鱼人参鹿茸汤 I've got abalone and ginseng soup for you and your wives.
还有心情吃这个？ Do you think now is the time?
给我暖着，你可别偷吃 被我逮着，扣你半年薪水 Don't touch it or I'll deduct half a year's salary!
小人不敢 什么声音 I wouldn't dare. On the roof!
房顶上有动静 放箭 There's something happening up there! Shoot!
连只鸟都飞不进来 Not even a bird can get in.
铁猴子敢来，就让他变“箭猪” If Iron Monkey comes, we'll turn him into a hedgehog!
铁猴子来也 It is I, Iron Monkey!
到了 Master.
放箭… Stand to, men! Stand to!
镇定点！ Stay calm.
手脚这么笨！滚开！ There are too many of you. Get out of the way!
大师！我们在布阵啊！ Master, it's us.
布什么阵？碍手碍脚 Get out of the way, you men!
抓住他！ Catch him!
这是调虎离山！别上当，守住原位 You men stay put. He wants to lead us into a trap.
这是声东击西，守住原位 是 Stay at your posts. Yes, sir.
铁猴子你今天跑不了 You can't escape this time, Iron Monkey. You aren't monks!
你们这群假和尚 - You dare mock us Shaolin? - To hell with Shaolin.
操，骂我们少林寺？ 什么鬼少林寺 You call yourselves Shaolin monks?
打醒你这个冒牌货 I'll teach you impostors a lesson!
邪不能胜正 Good always triumphs over evil!
你也算正？ You call yourself good? Aiding corruption is never good.
帮着贪官也算正，那天下没有坏人了 You know it's wrong, so don't do it!
杀进来了 He got in!
老九我最疼你了，快陪我保护珠宝 Honey, help me escape and I'll give you your share.
我的命比你的珠宝重要 老九你不能走 - It's too late now! - Go to hell!
布阵 Officer Cheng, set the trap off!
我智勇双全，斗不过我的 I am too cunning, you can't beat me!
中，中
后会有期 See you later!
下网 大人福大命大 Lower the net! You're a lucky man, sir.
不是说过铜丝网吗？怎么会烂的？ You said the net was impenetrable!
快上房顶去看看 Go and take a look!
上房顶看看 - Go and check the roof. - Yes, sir.
少林寺？ Shaolin!
小心点 - Be careful. - It's very high.
铁猴子，我买了这个官 Damned Iron Monkey. I'm not going to buy a coffin
不能不捞一笔就破财 before I spend all this money. I'll thank my lucky stars.
还好还好，平安无事 Your Excellency, I've posted guards everywhere,
报告，府邸一件东西都没丢 I don't think he'll get in again.
这是什么？ What is this?
鱼翅，怎么嘴边有鱼翅？ Shark fin? I told you not to eat it!
没有 扣粮饷 - No, sir. - Deduct your salary.
刚才我跌倒沾上的 I broke the bowl accidentally...
报告大人，屋顶上没有铁猴子 Your Excellency, there's no sign of him.
所有人扣一个月粮饷 做花红通缉铁猴子 Everyone will be deducted a month's salary to go to a reward.
抓不到就归我 If you can't catch him, the money is mine!
这种小事都笨手笨脚 Damn you all, fools!
你是那一个队的？ What company are you from?
还是你精灵，别乱看 Fox, you're smart, don't blink.
大人，铁猴子 拿来 Your Excellency, Iron Monkey!
贪官，海宁闹水灾，谢谢你的账灾费 Thank you for your donation to the flood appeal.
谢谢大珠宝，账灾正和好 Thank you for your jewels, your donation to the disaster.
不开仓派粮，贪官命难保 Because of your kind donation, I won't kill you.
我的命已经让你拿走了 You've already taken my life!
又通缉铁猴子了 Iron Monkey is wanted again.
看这任官抓不抓得着 Let's see if this officer can get him.
神爷，这几天没被你抓去当疑犯的人 Mr Fox, those who haven't been caught by the government must thank God.
可要谢天谢地了 抓也是有根据的 If he's caught, then we'll thank God.
新官上任嘛 我们东主给郑大人送礼来了 This is a little gift sent to you by my master.
东主的意思是把清真寺，改成妓院 He intends to make the Islamic Temple into a brothel.
要是这场官司打起来 When the application is submitted, perhaps
还要靠郑大人了 His Excellency would look on it favourably.
“街外钱”大家一块赚嘛 请高抬贵手 Say, we can make money together. How could we make a deal without you?
大人心情很坏 我看价钱要跟他老人家当面谈 His Excellency is in a bad mood. I have to bargain with him directly.
这礼先回了 免得丢了我可赔不起你老人家 Take the gifts back or I won't be able to repay it if any is lost.
什么铁… 别提名字 Iron... Don't mention the name, it's bad luck.
瞧，我们都要扣一个月的饷 One month of our salary has been deducted.
看大夫都要自己掏腰包 We have to pay our own medical bills.
谢谢你的银子，真是及时雨 Thank you for the money, which solves our problem.
快来，谢谢陈老先生 Come and thank Mr Chan.
谢谢 Thank you.
"Pa Cho Hall"
喉咙有不舒服吗？拉不拉肚子？ Old man, is your throat sore?
拉，拉得我全身都软了 Yes.
大夫，我是这个… - Do you also have diarrhoea? - Yes.
你不用说了，把手伸出来 All right, give me your hand.
我什么病？ What's wrong with me, Doctor?
房事过度，肾水不足 You are sexually overactive. Your kidney is weak.
你又人参当饭，鱼翅做菜，燥热攻心 You are always eating shark's fin and ginseng. Such food makes you hot.
你是虚不受补 You are too weak to afford such nutritious foods.
这是什么病吗？ How can nutritious foods cause illness?
大夫，你看我的病还有没有得救？ How is this possible? What should I do, Doctor?
有 I'm telling you the truth. It's making you weak.
诊金一百两 One hundred dollars.
一百两？ One hundred dollars!
大夫，我没这么多 I don't have that much, Doctor.
大叔你别怕 你免费的，我不收你的诊金 Don't worry, old man. You can go, I won't take a penny from you.
快去抓药吧 谢谢恩公 Thank you.
大夫，怎么不收他钱，收我这么贵？ Why is he free and yet you charge me so much?
你是贵人嘛，贵人吃贵药 You're a rich man, so your medicine is expensive.
要是吃不起我给你开个穷方子 If you can't afford it, I'll prescribe cheaper medicines for you.
吃不起？给钱 Me, not afford it? Pay him.
大夫 谢了 You really do cure him. Thank you.
等很久了吗？ You're looking better.
杨大夫 神爷 - Doctor Yang. - Master Fox.
你医运享通 Good business. So many patients in your clinic.
我早说这门开得好 You are such a versatile doctor.
他们都是南边海宁来的 Most of them come from Hoi Ning.
那里又水灾，又瘟疫 They have the plague as well as flooding.
已经走了三天路 They've been walking for three days.
瘟疫？这可不得了 What? The plague? It's horrible!
小兰姑娘来了 Oh, here's Miss Orchid.
济众水、解毒茶、去湿散 Obstipantia, disinfectants,
对着方子取药，别拿错了 check the herb list, don't make any mistakes.
你们看，这像茶馆一样 It's as busy as a restaurant in here.
小兰姑娘 Miss Orchid.
神爷，你那儿又不舒服？ Master Fox. What's wrong with you?
没有，医馆开成这样，不发财都不行 Nothing. You're getting rich from such a prosperous business.
怎么，好像捉到铁猴子了？ I heard Iron Monkey was arrested, is that true?
那只死猴子 给我一招“罗汉提架裟”包住了 I got him in my Pallium Stance. He couldn't move.
没等他出手，我就一招“将军勒马” I gave him another severe blow before he could do anything.
怎么，他是不是中招了？ That's what happened to him?
能不中招吗？ Yeah, that's what happened.
那就好 That's great that you caught Iron Monkey.
后来免伤太多同僚 So many of my colleagues had been hurt,
我偷偷给他机会让他改过自新 I gave him a chance to mend his ways and I let him go.
神爷，你每次练新招抓铁猴子 Master Fox, every time you set a trap to catch Iron Monkey,
每次都让他负伤逃了 你也给他太多机会了 you always let him go free. You're giving him too many chances.
我上辈子欠他的 I guess I owe him.
两年前我调到这个衙门他就出现了 He appeared two years ago when I was transferred to this town.
总有一天我“刷”一下摘他的面罩 One day I'll tear his mask off!
神爷，烫，你快放手吧 Master Fox, if you feel the heat, let go.
摸一下都不行 So hot!
你不是醉红楼的阿七吗？ What's wrong with a light touch? Were you the hooker from the brothel?
我的妓院里正缺人，赚点外快吧 We're a little short of girls. Come and join us.
滚开 Get lost!
装孙子？立什么牌坊 How dare you!
找姑娘找到这儿来了你？ How dare you be so rude here! Find your hookers elsewhere.
这不是神爷吗？ 自己人多多包涵… Are you Master Fox? We are friends, please forgive...
这家医馆是我神爷的地盘 This clinic is under my protection.
不许大呼小叫的 No vulgar behaviour is allowed here!
什么人都不行 Master Fox, show me some respect.
面子不也有个价，不是吗？ If you do, I'll give you 100 pieces of gold.
大庭广众之下居然贿赂我 How dare you bribe me so openly!
把他押回去 是 Take him to the cells!
走 敢动我？我到郑大人那儿告你 How dare you! I'll sue you...
没我搭桥，谁也见不着他 You won't even get to see the governor without my say so.
押回去 Go!
"Chinese Herbs Cure Disease"
全靠神爷你了 Thank you, Master Fox.
神爷，这跌打酒，给弟兄们消肿化瘀 Master Fox, take this medicine for your fellow soldiers.
早晚擦一次，三四天就没事了 Apply it to their wounds twice daily and they'll be cured in 3-4 days.
谢了 慢走 - Thank you. - Take care.
新官上任，死猴子还乱蹦乱跳 The new officer is coming,
这不是要我的命吗？ I'm sure Iron Monkey will come and make trouble.
希望他别出来就好了，你慢走 I hope he doesn't appear again.
你安心休息吧 Master Fox, be careful.
神爷 杨大夫早 早 - Good morning, Dr Yang. - Good morning.
神爷，你不会怀疑他是那铁猴子吧？ Mr Fox... Are you thinking he may be Iron Monkey?
我现在看谁都像 Everyone seems to be Iron Monkey in my eyes.
“百草堂” "Pa Cho Hall"
“猴皇庙”
这九头鲍鱼煮久一点，火候才够香 Cook it for longer, then the abalone will taste much better.
这九头鲍鱼树皮煮了一个月了 什么时候才吃别的？ You're lying, that's not abalone, it's just some tree bark.
猴子啼？ A monkey screeching?
真金白银 是铁猴子恩公来教我们了 It's real gold! Iron Monkey has come to save us.
给我，我是管这儿的 Give it to me. I'm in charge.
干什么？ Who threw that?
太贪心了 It's Iron Monkey.
我不贪心，跟大家分 He's too greedy. I'm not greedy. Let's share it amongst us.
谢谢铁猴子 Thank you, Iron Monkey.
好冷，好冷 It's so cold...
塌楼… The building's falling down!
不是，是铁猴子送钱来了 No, it's gold, it must be Iron Monkey.
谢谢铁猴子… Thank you, Iron Monkey.
干活干爽点 What's up? Work harder!
现在这么多灾民，劳力不值钱了 All these refugees are so cheap.
明天换几个壮的 I'll get some strong men tomorrow instead!
哭什么哭？还没打你哩 Work harder or do you want a beating?
我们还没吃饭 We haven't eaten all day.
对，我的狗也没吃哩 Right, my dog's hungry too!
求情也没用 明天一大早就把你们全换了 Don't expect any pity. I'll employ someone else tomorrow!
死老鼠 A dead rat!
什么人？谁？ Who's there? Who threw that?
欺人太甚 Bullying kids, revolting!
世上人真有铁猴子，铁猴子菩萨 Iron Monkey really exists! Iron Monkey the Merciful.
铁猴子？ Iron Monkey?
要我帮你吗？ Let me help you.
这么大风雨，你还出来？ You still come out in this awful weather.
这新官郑八方乱抓人 The new officer, Cheng Pak Fong arrests people for no reason.
想敲百姓的竹杆 He is beating the people up.
那就要他敲自己的脚 我明天就去拜访他 I will visit him tomorrow and teach him a lesson.
这几天都是豆腐咸菜 Vegetables and tofu for every meal.
太寒酸了吧，老爷 It's so boring, Master!
新官上任就穷成这个地方？ Are you really so poor you have to take up an official post?
金子找不回来，豆腐咸菜也没得吃了 If we can't find the money, we wouldn't even have this to eat.
那这穷官还当个屁？ I may as well go back to the brothel.
养你们九位姨太太负担不轻 It's hard work supporting all of my nine mistresses.
不理了，把仓里的官粮抬出去卖 刮光了钱就溜 OK, I'll open the storeroom and sell it all. Then we can leave.
那得吃顿好的庆祝一下 Make sure you get a good price, then we'll leave.
你这虎狼年龄 All you think about is food.
你过来 Boy, come here.
大人我这个月的粮你已经扣光了 Sir, I don't have any money left.
那点银子补不了大洞，跟我去开粮仓 Your salary is worthless. Follow me to the storeroom.
大人，京城来的公函 Sir, it is a letter from the capital.
老爷，是不是有肥缺？ Sir, is it a good position?
恭喜老爷升官发财
说什么？ 是巡抚大人要来查我 The State Governor is coming to investigate me.
铁猴子出来捣乱就麻烦了 If Iron Monkey appears, then we're in trouble.
那你还站着干什么？ Why are you still standing there?
还不去抓铁猴子？ Arrest Iron Monkey.
把所有跟他有关的人全都抓回来 宁可抓错，不可放过 Arrest anyone who's remotely connected to him!
是，大人 Yes, sir.
"Huang the Invincible's Last Apprentice"
耍的是什么拳？ 猴拳 - What move are you practising? - The Monkey's Palm.
猴拳是吧？ 是 - Really? - Yes.
那就对了，跟我们走吧 - Right, let's go. - Why?
为什么？ 为什么？就为了猴字 You said the word 'monkey'
猴字犯忌，快把宗亲会的招牌摘下来 The word monkey brings trouble. Take the sign down.
姓侯的都抓回去，走 Arrest those whose name is Monkey. Still want to run away?
抓耳挠腮的，终于现形了，带回去 You look like a monkey, take him away.
大人，我打个乞嚏这不犯法吧 Sir, since when is a sneeze an offence?
谁叫你动作像猴子，快走 You act like a monkey. Take him away!
猴枣散 Monkey and date powder!
你卖什么药？ What are you selling?
千万别提猴字 Don't mention the word monkey.
你自己看吧 Look for yourself.
卖什么药不敢说，做贼心虚 You won't even say what you're selling? You must be scared.
抓回去，走，走 Take him away!
拉紧一点 是！爹 - Hold on tight. - Yes, Dad.
爹 Dad.
男儿当自强，怎么老拖着爹的手？ Fei-hung, you're old enough to walk on your own now!
背千字诀 Recite the herb list.
当归补血，人参恒气 Chiretta, good for blood. Ginseng, good for respiration.
鳄鱼化痰，蛤蜊去毒 Crocodile, to cure catarrh. Lizard to treat poisoning. Tin-tsi...
田七… Tin-tsi...
田七消肿，傻瓜 To cure swelling, you fool.
田七消肿，傻瓜 Tin-tsi to cure swelling, you fool.
老板 黄师父 - Boss. - Master, Wong.
药材都给你点齐 The herbs are all ready.
我明天回佛山去 麻烦你把药材送去我的客栈 I'm going back to Fushan tomorrow. Please send them to my lodgings.
没问题 No problem.
要了整天钱，才要了这几分钱 That's all you've made from a whole day's work?
还敢回来见我？ Do you think this is a charity house? If you have nothing, you must steal.
要不了钱，就去抢 Watch yourselves.
谁敢偷袭大爷我？ Who did that?
黄飞鸿 明人不做暗事 Fei-hung, honest people don't do such sneaky things.
一会儿回到客栈，我罚你扎马两时辰 Shoot at me? Go back to the inn and practise foot work for two hours.
去开他刀 Go pick his pocket.
牙齿都没长满，手脚就学坏了 What are you doing picking pockets at your age?
大爷，我以后不偷东西了 爹 I'll never do it again, sir.
我这次放过你，以后不许偷了 I'll let you go this time, but you'd better not do it again.
就是他们，害得我扎马两个时辰 You are lucky. I have to practise for two hours.
扎马有什么不好？ What's wrong with practising?
偷东西有什么不好？ What's so bad about stealing?
那我教训你们好不好？ Is it good to teach you a lesson?
这家伙功夫这么好，是不是铁猴子？ 我看着像 - He could be Iron Monkey. - I think you're right.
爹 Dad.
别走，你打架闹事，我要带你回衙门 Stop! You're disturbing the peace. Come with us.
他偷我的东西 He stole my stuff.
我没看到，只看见你打架，跟我回去 I didn't see that, but I did see you fight. This way.
爹 你快走
怎么不抓别人，只抓他们呢？ Why are they only arresting them?
"Honesty and Justice for all"
你们别装可怜 Don't act so pitifully!
在你们无知的嘴脸后面 Behind your ignorant faces,
可能就是无恶不作的铁猴子 any one of you may be the terrible Iron Monkey.
招，招 Speak up! Show yourself!
这是什么态度？谁肯认，我就放了谁 Be sensible. I'll release anyone who speaks up.
谁提供一个同谋，也放 I'll release those who give me any information about Iron Monkey.
说 Speak out!
大人，有只猴子露出下体 Sir, there's a monkey flashing his backside at you.
可耻疑犯敢用不文之物冲着我？ How dare you disgrace this court like this!
我最讨厌不文了 押出去从严处理 I hate indecency! Take him away and punish him severely!
今天晚上有猴脑补身了 Sir, you will be eating monkey's brain tonight.
别让九姨太太知道 Don't tell my mistresses.
没人肯招，每人罚公堂费五十两 If no one confesses, you will all be fined 50 dollars.
不够严重吧？ 50 dollars? Is that all?
那要多严重？ What do you expect?
每人至少罚五百两，有特别情况 还要加几倍收费 Under the circumstances, each of you is fined 500 dollars!
大人英明 No, please don't do that!
没钱就打烙印 If you can't pay, it's the brand for you!
铁猴子，一个人做事 Where are you now, Iron Monkey?
这么多人替你顶罪 你也太丢人了吧 If you were a real hero, you would come out.
看来你很不满意是吧？ You look pissed off.
用刑 Execute!
爹 Dad!
大人冤枉，你没证据，怎么可乱用刑 You can't do this without any proof, Your Excellency.
疑犯没有发言权 How dare you!
大人，他教你怎么做官，成何体统？ He presumes to tell you how to govern, sir.
那里跑来小野种，这么小就误入歧途 How dare you be so rude to me at such a young age.
罚款另加三百大板 Give him 30 lashes!
大人，他是个孩子… 慢着 He is just a child, sir.
谁替他求情，谁就是疑犯 If you plead for him, you will be suspect.
大人，疑犯之子，年纪太小 经不起用刑 Your Excellency, he is too young. He can't take it.
想免刑就多给钱，没钱就加刑 If he wants to escape the punishment, he has to pay, otherwise punish him!
别动 Don't move!
狗官，不要冤枉好人 铁猴子在此 Your Excellency, you are punishing the innocent, Iron Monkey's here.
不是我英明用计 还引不出你这鬼猴子哩 If it wasn't for my cunning, you'd never have come out during the day.
抓住他 把他留下 You're trapped! Positions, gun troop!
毙了他 Kill him!
铁猴子他人在外面呢，快出去追 He's gone outside! Go after him!
这样当官你就别当了 If this is how you behave, you'd best resign!
大人，你的眉毛被人剃了 Your eyebrows! They're gone!
什么？这不成倒霉运了吗？ What? They brought me good luck. Now I'm going to be unlucky.
铁猴子，我要抓你归案，为民请命 Iron Monkey, I arrest you to save the innocent.
你是何方神圣？ Who are you?
好身手 你也不懒 - You're good. - So are you.
我的脚 My foot.
打的太精彩了，真是高手 It's so exciting. They're such good Kung Fu masters.
还不快搭梯子 是 - Put the ladders up. - Yes, sir!
快上去，快…
是个孩子 It's a kid.
飞鸿，你怎么样？ 爹，我没事 - Fei-hung, are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine.
这位英雄好功夫 那当然了 You're a great fighter, hero.
多嘴 见笑… 请 - My father's well known in... - Boy. He has such a big mouth.
他跟铁猴子的功夫一样棒吧 He is as powerful as Iron Monkey.
大人铁猴子出现了，证明我们是无辜 Sir, Iron Monkey was here, so we're proved innocent.
我们现在可以走了吧？ May we leave now?
不行，谁知你们是否同党，是否做戏 No! You could well be his partner.
总之，抓不到铁猴子就绝不放人 No one will be released until he is caught.
大人英明 Very wise, sir.
大人开恩 别吵了… Let us go. Show mercy, please, sir.
大人，我黄麒英承担抓铁猴子的责任 Sir, if I, Wong Kei-ying,
你放他们吧 take responsibility for catching Iron Monkey, will you let them go?
你就是广东的黄麒英？ - Wong Kei-ying from Canton? - Yes, sir.
失礼 久仰 Nice to meet you.
黄麒英？名气很大的 Wong Kei-ying is very famous.
有我的名气大吗？ More famous than me?
黄麒英，本官姑且开恩 Wong Kei-ying, I'll show mercy this time.
限你七日之内将铁猴子捉拿归案 Arrest Iron Monkey before seven days are up.
但是，你的儿子呢，就留在这里 I will keep your son here in the meantime.
扣留我儿子？ You're detaining my son?
扣下你的财物 Your belongings too!
押你儿子入牢 With your son in jail, you won't escape.
以免你弃保潜逃，退堂 Court adjourned!
你一个人去吗？ 爹很快会抓到铁猴子的 - Are you going alone? - I'll arrest Iron Monkey soon.
你放心，我会照顾他的 Don't worry, I'll look after him.
拜托了 Thank you.
把他们全放了 Set them free.
这人怎么这样，抓铁猴子？ He's helping arrest Iron Monkey?
真他妈的狗腿子 What a bastard!
来吧，阳春面 Come this way. The noodles are delicious.
老兄，要碗吧，好吃的阳春面 Another bowl of noodles. I'm sure you'll enjoy such delicious noodles.
老板，给我来碗阳春面吧 Noodles, please.
你就是跟铁猴子交手的黄麒英？ Are you Wong Kei-ying who fought Iron Monkey?
献丑 I am.
你也知道丑？ 我不做你生意，走… Shame on you. I won't sell you anything. Go!
何解？ 你要解，找解签的解去，去… - Why? - Ask the fortune teller.
何解？ Why?
老板给我两个狗不理包子 Can I have two buns, please?
我的包子不卖给你，走狗 I won't sell you anything, bastard.
什么走狗？ Who are calling bastard?
我的钱不是钱吗？ I'll pay.
卖是不会卖给你的，除非你抢 I won't sell it to you, if you want it you'll have to steal it.
无聊 I'll take my money.
抢钱，黄麒英抢钱了 来人，抢钱 Thief! Wong Kei-ying is a thief! He's robbing my money! Thief!
走狗 Bastard!
要不要饱子？五文钱一个 Do you want a bun? Five cents each.
五文钱这么贵 So expensive?
我冒生命危险卖的 It's not expensive. I'm risking my life to sell to you.
王八蛋，敢卖给走狗，打他 不卖了… I quit! I'm sorry.
馒头 Hot buns.
给我二十个馒头 I'll take 20 buns.
谢谢 Thanks.
人情冷暖，是非不分 They can't tell right from wrong.
明人不做暗事 Honest people don't do sneaky things.
这次例外 Except this time.
幸好飞鸿不在 Luckily Fei-hung isn't around.
这位大哥，这个饱子已经弄脏了 That fell on the ground, are you sure you want to eat it, my friend?
还可以吃的，我已经两天没吃东西了 I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten in two days. I don't care if it's dirty.
不知道为什么满街的人都不做我生意 I don't know why, but they refuse to sell me food here.
看你的样子，不是本地人吧 You seem to be a stranger here.
别吃了 Don't eat that.
不嫌弃的话，进去喝碗汤吧？ 汤？ - Come and have some soup. - Soup?
我这肚子真是不争气 Sorry about my stomach.
一听见“汤”字，就已经打鼓了 I'm so hungry.
要是听见饭字的话… If it had been rice...
真是急惊风碰到了慢郎中 You are so slow.
炒得这么慢 You are too slow at frying. When can I eat?
黄师父，很快就可以吃了 I'm sorry, Master Wong, I'm a bit slow.
多忍一会吧 - Not at all. - Be patient, it will be ready soon.
黄师父，我们种了一种很棘的辣椒 Master Wong,
叫“鼻水冒汗” we grow a special kind of chilli, which we call sweating, it's so hot.
就吃一点，鼻孔都会辣得冒汗 一会你尝尝 Even a little makes your nose run. You must try some later.
这真的厉害 Water.
你口渴？ Are you thirsty?
别喝水了，有汤喝 Don't drink water, there's the soup.
你不早说？ 这饭前漱口呐，可以更好的品尝味道 I wasn't thirsty, I was just cleaning my mouth so the soup tastes better.
衣服都弄湿了，小心点 不要说笑了 Remember to wear an apron the next time you want to clean your mouth.
不过，光吃不帮忙，太没礼貌了 Let me help you, Miss Ho.
让我做两道小菜，不用客气 I can prepare some dishes from home for you.
黄金鸡球，翡翠菜苔 Golden chicken, it smells delicious!
黄师父掌勺的功力可不低 Master Wong, you are a great cook.
女人走得早，家务伙食都是我包办 My wife passed away a while ago, so I do all the housework myself.
黄师父，你来动手我们可有口福了 Master Wong, we are honoured to have you cooking for us.
广东小菜，献丑 It's only Cantonese food, please try some.
同台聚四方，南北一家亲 Well, let us Northerners and Southerners sit down together.
我也露一手北方刀削面 Let me make some Northern speciality noodles for you.
一削面，满天神佛聚门前 The first slice, God's blessing.
二削面，天灾从此不出现 The second slice, no more natural disasters.
三削面，国泰民安赛神仙 The third, peace and prosperity.
好… - Cheers! - Cheers!
一碗清酒聚知音 The wine brings friends together.
半生相知有几人 To all the friends we've known.
干… Cheers.
黄师父，你有心事？ Master Wong, what is worrying you?
想起我儿子 I am thinking of my son.
我在这里热汤热菜的 I have all this great food here.
他蹲监牢，不知有没饭吃 But my son is behind bars and I don't know if he's eaten at all.
不知是否有人照顾他？ I don't know if anyone is looking after him.
杨大夫，你听说过铁猴子吗？ Dr Yang, have you heard of Iron Monkey?
听过，你想找他吗？ Yes, I've heard the talk. Do you want to find him?
要是我抓到他，定把他的猴头扭下来 If I catch him, I'll chop his head off!
你跟他有仇？ Is he your enemy?
官府把我的儿子关在牢里面 逼我去抓铁猴子 The governor is keeping my son in jail until I arrest Iron Monkey.
要是抓不到的话 我们父子俩都回不了佛山 If I can't catch him, my son and I can never go back to Fushan.
官与贼都一样欺人 Both the good and bad are against us.
你儿子叫什么名字？ - What's your son's name? - Wong Fei-hung.
他叫黄飞鸿 黄飞鸿… Wong Fei-hung.
不再打扰了，我急着找铁猴子 I won't bother you any further.
想早点跟儿子团聚 The quicker I catch Iron Monkey, the quicker I see my son.
杨大夫，贺小姐 相助之情，他日一定回报 Dr Yang, Miss Ho, I'll repay you one day.
我先告辞了 保重 See you soon.
黄师父，馒头你拿着 Master Wong, knock on the door when you are tired.
你困了就敲门，我们很慢才睡的 We stay up quite late.
多谢 凡事小心 - Thank you. - Take care.
小兰 我知道，去衙门救小孩 - Orchid... - I know, you're going for the boy.
衙门是不会照顾小孩子的 The officers won't look after him.
带着药箱，有备无患 Take the medicine box. It will help.
我好口喝，给我水… I'm thirsty, some water, please.
别吵 Shut up!
这孩子睡了一天，怎么回事？ Why does this child sleep the whole day long?
是不是病了？要不要去看看？ Is he OK? Does he need to see a doctor?
喝 Whoever loses has to drink.
神爷… Master Fox...
开门 是 Open the gate.
黄飞鸿，有人来看你 Wong Fei-hung, you have a visitor.
杨大夫，他发高烧了 His forehead is hot and his mouth is dry, Dr Yang. I think he is sick.
他不能再留在这里 He can't stay here any more.
幸亏发现的早 最近很多人都传染到瘟疫 It's lucky we discovered it now. Many people have caught the plague.
瘟疫… The plague?
有什么好怕的，不许怕 It's not that bad, don't panic.
有谁不怕 We're not panicking, we're just afraid.
过两天钦差大臣就要来视察 我真顾不上他 The investigator will arrive in the next two days.
都不知道怎么跟他爹交代 I can't take care of him.
神爷 这里环境太差，还是让他住我那儿吧 Master Fox, conditions here are appalling. Let him stay in my house.
劳烦你了 Sorry to trouble you.
别多嘴多舌，不然整你们 Don't start anything or I'll punish you!
不会… We won't cause any trouble.
你弄走他，我们才开心呢 是… We're happy you're moving him.
爹的伞 Dad's umbrella.
黄师父 Master Wong!
过来吃宵夜 好 - Come over for a midnight snack. - OK.
在房顶烟窗上涮羊肉，别有风味 Having a hotpot on the roof makes it taste even nicer.
还真没试过 I've never done it before.
来，吃 好 - Help yourself. - All right.
神爷，谢谢你照顾我的儿子了 Master Fox, thank you for looking after my son.
黄师父，若到了期限还抓不到铁猴子 Master Wong, if you can't catch Iron Monkey on time,
我会安排你们父子安全的离开这里 I'll work something out so you and your son can leave.
就请你放心好了 Don't worry.
那会连累你的 But you might get in trouble.
我虽然不懂得做好官 I may be a bad official, but I can protect myself.
还懂得自保，识英雄重英雄嘛 A hero should be respected.
英雄？这里的人只会称大贼做英雄 Hero? People hold thieves up as heroes.
其实百姓跟我们就像在这锅里 In fact, we are all just water in the pot,
整天水深火热的搅和 heated by the burning fire.
火不灭的话，锅里的水迟早被烧干 If the fire keeps burning, the water will dry up.
到底谁能来减那个火呢？ Who can put out the fire?
什么时候才能够有好官呢？ When will we get good officials?
他妈的，谁把烟窗堵住了？ Damn it! Who's blocking the chimney?
铁猴子？ Iron Monkey?
等等我 Hey! Wait for me!
你们是什么人？谁是铁猴子？ Which one of you is Iron Monkey?
神爷在此，快束手就擒 I am Master Fox, you are under arrest.
拐带女人，采花贼 Kidnap a woman? A rapist?
少林拳？ 你打的是少林洪拳 - The Shaolin Palm? - You practise Shaolin Kung Fu.
是又怎样 你们是少林弟子？ - So what? - Are you Shaolin apprentices?
和尚 A monk?
无影脚 No Shadow Kick!
大力鹰爪功？ 你师父是少林叛徒衍空？ - The Super Eagle's Claw! - Your master is the monk, Hin Hung.
你也是少林弟子 You are a Shaolin rebel.
爹，小心 Dad, look out.
铁猴子来了，快闪 Here comes Iron Monkey. Be careful.
飞鸿 Fei-hung.
是你？告诉爹我没事 It's you. Tell Dad I'm OK.
大的念着小的 The old one worries about the young one.
小的念着大的 The young one worries about the old one.
天下还有这么一对好父子 Such a caring father and son.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
这孩子说什么呢？ What did he say?
醒来你慢慢问吧 Ask him when he wakes up.
却辨难辨你 * Difficult to distinguish you
一脸风尘 * A face of weariness
犹如欲辨难辨我命运 * It's difficult to predict my fate
小红、小凤接客 Orchid, Peony, come and greet the guests.
我的儿子 My son.
儿子 My son.
等了九个月了，现在可以接客了吧？ It's time to see clients again. It's been nine months.
洗澡换衣服出去，走… Get ready.
他妈扎我？ How dare you stab me!
我拍死你，我 Bitch!
我替杨姑娘赎身 I want to redeem Miss Ho.
元宝拿去 Take the three gold pieces.
柳随风摆花飘泊 Willows and flowers follow the wind
华陀难医天下过 A doctor cares for patients from all parts
一曲未尽半生缘 Maybe for the fulfilment of our commitment
浮世如意有几多 Count the fortune of your life
你们要注意点 看动静怎么样？ You go that way and you go that way.
你怎么可以乱闯官府？ How can you mess up in the Governor's house?
混帐，知州在那儿？ Shit! Where is the Governor?
站住… Hold it...
你要见大人，请问有帖子吗？ You want to see His Excellency. Do you have an appointment?
饭桶，钦差大人还要帖子吗？ Idiot! Does the investigator need one?
你用皇上御赐的宝扇打这些狗奴才 Use the royal fan to hit these bastards.
御赐宝扇？ The royal fan?
这里我是非常的熟悉的 Looks like this place hasn't changed much.
每隔两年都来巡视政绩，知道吗？ I didn't see you on my last patrol.
你很面生吗？ 原来是钦差大人，我才来这儿两年 - Are you new? - I've been here two years now.
你看过他的帖子吗？ Did you check his identification?
我官阶太低不敢看 I didn't dare, I'm only a junior.
别动啊！弄得我全身湿透了 Stop moving. I'm getting all wet!
亲一个 Give me a kiss.
你别动，才画了一半… Turn your head. How can I fix it while you move about so much?
你画的眉毛要跟运气一样好 Do a good job for me.
你是什么人？ Who are you?
你明知道我会来的 You knew I was coming.
什么时候了？还在鸳鸯戏水？ Look at the time. How can you play in such a way?
大人 Your Excellency.
把公文拿给我看 换好衣服马上来见我 Get the documents. Come and see me once you are dressed.
是，大人 Yes, sir.
我公务繁忙，别浪费我的时间 I'm a busy man. Don't waste my time.
御赐宝扇？ 马上来见我 The royal fan?
大人 是御赐宝扇吗？ Isn't that the royal fan?
卑职的头很荣幸的被御扇敲了一下 I had the pleasure of being hit with it.
那你有没有看过他的龙宝印章？ Have you seen his royal seal?
我官职低，没敢看 I'm only a junior, I dared not ask.
饭桶 快点帮我穿衣服 Idiot. Help me get dressed.
你怎么当差的 什么事都弄得乱七八糟 How can you be Governor? These documents are a mess!
大人多包涵，小人办事不力 Please forgive me, sir.
快捡起来 是 - Pick them up. - Yes, sir.
请问大人有太上皇的龙宝印章吗？ May I see the royal seal?
你真是新人，还真不认识我 You can't have done this job long. Don't you know who I am?
我的公事包，拿过来 Bring me my briefcase.
怎么搞的，我的公文呢？ Where are my papers?
什么？这是什么东西 What's this?
铁猴子 Iron Monkey?!
铁猴子？ 铁猴子是什么？ Iron Monkey? What is it?
就是此地的采花大盗 He is a notorious criminal.
奸淫掳掠，无恶不做 He commits all sorts of horrible crimes.
这太不像话了 This is ridiculous!
外边不安全，我还没说你呢 I didn't blame you for not keeping the peace,
衙门里都有贼出入 but how can you allow thieves in this house?
你这知州是怎么做的 How can you be Governor?
是，大人恕罪 Please forgive me.
我的龙宝印章怎么变成猴子了？ How can my official seal turn into a monkey?
"Honesty and Justice for all"
升堂 Court in session!
谁偷了我的龙宝印章 They look innocent, but in reality they may be that vicious Iron Monkey!
快点招供 Confess now!
你们谁偷的，快点拿出来 - Who stole the seal? - Hand it over!
给你们的机会，你们一点都不珍惜 Don't act so innocent in front of me.
大人，看来是要… Your Excellency, I think...
本官是爱民如子 I'm a kind-hearted official. I love my citizens.
对这些人不能心软 But you can't be soft with these guys!
怎么这些话听着这么耳熟？ He sounds familiar to me.
公堂的例牌话，大人每天都这么说的 You always say that. It proves you come from the same class.
还不招是吧？ You won't confess?
那我要杀一儆百了 Then I must teach you a lesson.
是大人，应该杀一儆百 Very wise. Give them a warning.
三眼 Fox!
大人 早就看出是你了 I know it's you.
给我打郑知州三十大板 Give Governor Cheng 30 lashes!
大人，我身不由己 Sir, it's an order. I can't help it.
打 Go ahead!
不要打… 我有线索… Enough! Enough! I have an idea, sir, please...
那快说 Tell me, then.
不用你 Get lost!
大人，你看这公文齐不齐 Your Excellency, I hope these documents are sufficient.
你真本事，这么快就找到线索 You're smart to come up with this idea in such a short time.
来… Come here, come on.
大人，又是我？ Again, Your Excellency?
大人… Sir...
你这么聪明在这儿委屈了，我很同情 It's a shame to see a smart guy like you wasting away in this place.
多谢大人 Thank you, sir.
调你到其他省，你自己挑吧 I'll deploy you to another province. Choose for yourself.
自己挑？ Choose myself?
这回可得挑个好地方 I'll choose a wealthy place.
发财 I'm going to be rich!
这屁股打得真值 It's worth being hit.
你先回去，替我打点上路 You return first and organise my trip.
是大人 Yes, sir.
知州 是，大人 - Governor Cheng. - Yes, sir.
你开仓赈灾总算是做了两件好事 Open the stores and donate the food to the public. This will look good.
我会替你禀奏皇上，快去吩咐吧 I'll report to the Emperor.
多谢大人… Thank you, sir.
来人，开仓派粮 Go on, open the stores and hand out the food.
快点… Hurry up.
快把大仓的粮搬上车 Put the food on the cart.
快点，赶着派的 Quickly, we must deliver it.
卑职下月调入京城 Next month, I'll be moving to Canton.
大人你能否给提点提点？ Would you give me some advice, sir?
为官所谓四大明枪，四大暗箭 As an officer you've observed four righteous rules and four witty rules.
明者，投桃报李，溜须拍马 The four righteous rules are to repay for merits,
标榜拉拢，结拜联襟 to flatter, to liaise and to ally.
熟用此四大明枪，自然无往而不利 Anyone who is skilled in applying these rules will be prosperous.
那四大暗箭呢？ And the four witty rules?
造谣、排挤、裁赃、嫁祸 To create discord, to reprobate, to frame and to set others up.
果然是高人，下官佩服得五体投地 How wise you are. You have my greatest respect.
这招溜须拍马，你真活学活用 You've already learnt how to flatter.
不敢… I didn't mean to.
你记着 Just remember politics is like a dream.
官场如戏场，那你就当是作了梦一场 Don't take it too seriously and you'll be fine.
那就能得过且过，受用无穷 Then you'll live long and prosper.
对，备轿，大人上路 Prepare the sedan chair for His Excellency.
当归补血，人参恒气 Chiretta, good for blood. Ginseng for respiration.
鳄鱼化痰，蛤蜊去毒，田七… Crocodile to cure catarrh. Lizard to treat poisoning.
别打了…爹 You fool! Don't hit me, Dad!
爹 Dad.
把舌头伸出来看看 Stick out your tongue.
伸出舌头给阿姨看，乖 Come on, stick out your tongue.
有点发烧 A slight fever.
杨大夫还没回来，我先开个药方 Dr Yang isn't here. I'll give you some medicine.
要是夜里还不退烧，再让杨大夫瞧瞧 If the fever doesn't subside, come and see Dr Yang.
谢谢贺姑娘 Thank you, Miss Ho.
暂借药丸，筹作盘川 I've borrowed the pills to raise money for my trip.
救父要紧，来日报答 I must save my dad. I'll repay you in the future.
好 谢谢 Thank you.
各位乡亲父老 Thank you for watching.
小弟跟家父在贵宝地失散 Ladies and gentlemen,
缺盘川寻父回乡 my father and I were separated and I need money to get home.
只好把家传“万灵十宝活命还魂丹” I've no choice but to sell our secret family life-saving pill.
割让济世，三文钱一粒 30 cents each.
小师父，上次你帮过我们 Little master, you helped us before,
这次我们来帮你 now we'll help you.
帮个屁，走开 Get lost!
小不点儿，上次你爹敢打伤了我们 Your dad hurt us before, kid.
这一回该我们教训你 Now it's our turn to hurt you.
明人不做暗事，我黄飞鸿，你呢？ Honest people don't do sneaky things.
赵天霸 - I'm Wong Fei-hung. And you? - Chiu Tin Pa.
黄飞鸿，快跑 Run Wong Fei-hung!
看你往那儿跑，追 After him!
前面让开 Make way!
以大欺小难成大器 You piece of shit! Bullying a small boy.
三岁定八十，浪费粮食 You have no future.
你妈生你，不如生个馒头 Your mother would rather have a bun than you.
小兄弟，你真棒 别客气 - Nice moves. Well done! - Thank you.
小心 Watch out, hot water!
你也小心 Watch out yourself!
小祖宗，我的买卖全让你给砸了 You ruined my stuff.
小兔崽子 You little bastard!
起 Turn around.
过来 Give me that.
老板，打烂你的东西，全赔给你 Boss, I'll pay for the damages.
够了吧？ 多了 - Enough? - More than enough.
多了？ Too much.
今天才试出我的功夫 How come my Kung Fu is so good?
黄飞鸿… Wong Fei-hung, you are great...
收不收徒弟？ Do you take students?
我不敢收你们做徒弟，放我下来 I'm not qualified to teach you. Put me down.
吵什么？谁是黄飞鸿？ Shut up!
找我？ Who is Wong Fei-hung?
就是他 That's me.
什么过江龙，是条小毛虫 That's him. A dragon? A worm, more like!
叫大点的出来 Call someone bigger than you.
我就这么大 想要我大点，你就再多等几年吧 I'm this big. If you want me to be bigger, wait a few years.
跟我斗嘴？ 不知道我专拐小孩子 Challenge me? I specialise in taming small kids.
有两下子吧 You're so powerful.
出来跟我跑江湖 If I catch you, you will suffer.
跟你后面你就惨咯 Come and get me. You can't keep up.
你跟我跟跑几个圈吧 Let's go for a run.
笨蛋，跟都跟不上 You're like a lump of wood. Can't you keep up?
我今天不收服你，我发誓退出江湖 If I can't beat you, I'll retire.
你退定了 I beat you. Retire.
真的这么快便退出江湖了？ He's really retired so quickly?
那就功德无量 That was easy.
小毛虫 大饭桶，又来出丑？ - Little worm. - Crazy nut, another nasty show?
我脸皮厚，怕什么？ I've got thick skin.
老大算了…别让他跟你 少废话，躲开 - Stop talking to him. - Shut up! He was lucky. Get lost.
谁用石头扔了我 Who hit me?
石头 A stone.
飞鸿，起来 Fei-hung, get up.
来 Come on.
飞鸿，你为什么要偷跑？ Why did you sneak away?
对不起阿姨，我要找我爹 Kung Ful'm sorry, Auntie. I wanted to find my dad.
我帮你想办法，走 I'll think of a way. Let's go.
"The Emperor's Royal Officers"
恭迎钦差大人 Welcome, Your Excellency.
传知州… Summon the Governor.
传我出来？是不是钦差大人又回来了 Summon me? Is the investigator back again?
你是那一庙的和尚？敢坐公堂 Where does this monk come from?
拿去坐牢，罚款封庙，做苦力赎身 You dare sit in my chair? Take him away and close down the temple.
还不参见钦差大人？ Why don't you come to greet the investigator?
你是钦差？ You're the investigator?!
又来一个钦差 Another one.
这一次一定要看看你的龙宝印章 This time I've got to see your royal seal.
本官执法，先斩后奏 My rule is to kill before investigating.
不会又是铁猴子的纸条吧？ Is that another note from Iron Monkey?
没钱了 We've no money left.
还好，真的是龙宝印章 He is the real one.
钦差大人 Your Excellency.
本官驾到，还不给我洗尘？ So you'll serve me now?
是… 快点去后堂预备斋菜 Yes, sir! Wash all the dishes and prepare a banquet.
是 Yes, sir.
我们大人修心不修口，要吃大鱼翅 His Excellency would like some chicken and shark fin.
真会吃… Of course, of course.
棍无常，专扫千古不平事 The rod is blind, it sweeps away all injustice.
出有劲，力发一端扭乾坤 Strong force that switches north and south.
飞鸿，你来 Fei-hung, your turn.
开门问路 Seek the way.
渔夫摇桨 Fisherman's Paddle!
双飞出海 Double Flight from the Sea!
老藤盘根 Old Branches on the Ground!
上下齐开 Open Both Up and Down!
棍定中原 Rod that Calms the Central!
这是你第一个徒弟？ 不，你才是第一个 - Is he your first apprentice? - You are the first.
他是你师弟 He is your junior.
他爹迟早会跟你决斗的 His dad will fight with you sooner or later.
真希望我们不需要胜败 I really hope he doesn't come.
如果你输了… If you lose...
所以，我才传他棍法 That's why I'm teaching him how to use the rod.
至少也找到个传人嘛 At least I get a follower.
飞鸿，来 Come on, Fei-hung.
爹 Dad!
他们父子俩也该见面了 They should meet each other.
多亏你了 过奖 - Thank you. - My pleasure.
完整无缺 Still in one piece.
爹，你放心，男儿当自强嘛 Dad, don't worry. A man should be dignified.
飞鸿没有丢你的脸 Fei-hung hasn't made you lose face.
很好，你长大了，爹以后就放心了 Good. I'm glad you've grown up. My worries are over.
这次真是多亏了两位救回小儿飞鸿 Thank you for saving my son Fei-hung.
不要客气… 请 My pleasure. Please...
请… Help yourselves.
听说这两天又有灾民进城了 I heard there were some refugees coming into town.
那铁猴子又要出动了 Iron Monkey will be around then.
飞鸿，来 Fei-hung, take this.
飞鸿，你怎么了？ Fei-hung! No.
病后不许吃烤鸭 还不撒手？ You can't eat roast duck, you're ill. Let go.
我看他唇干舌燥，眼白带红 热毒未清，应该戒口 From my diagnosis he shouldn't eat so much.
杨伯父，还是你自己吃吧 You have it, Dr Yang.
不要紧，吃我的药不必戒口 You don't need a special diet with my medicines.
小弟也是把脉开方的 It's better to be safe than sorry.
我宝芝林医术也颇有功效 The Po Chi Lam Clinic prescription is quite effective.
飞鸿年纪尚少，烤鸭肥腻热毒 Fei-hung is still young,
病后初愈，脾胃虚弱 还是少吃为佳 his stomach is too weak to take such greasy food.
黄兄，医道各师各法 可是万变不离其宗 Brother Wong, you'd not put it this way. But there is a basic law.
依我看，病后口淡，厌食厌茶 难得胃口大开 Since he's just recovered, he has no appetite. This will give him one.
只要增进食欲，吃什么都没关系 It doesn't matter what he eats, as long as he does.
不一定 Not at all.
再吵下法，这饭要吃到晚上了 You'll never finish your meal if you keep arguing.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
"The Government House of Chekiang"
修心不修口，戒色不戒淫 It's nice to be so relaxed about things. You still have your women...
当这一种和尚，我都愿意出家 I'd love to be a monk like you.
人财两空 What a waste of my talent.
再见吧，我的九位姨太太 Goodbye sweet ladies.
官场梦，一场空 The dream has faded.
再弄点钱买个官 I must get some money to buy an officer's post.
孩子的爹 My last prayers, I can't believe I have to bury you here.
逃过大水逃不过命 Bless me that I won't be tortured in future.
叩完这个头我就要卖身葬你了 After I've buried you, I'll have to sell myself.
你九泉之下保佑我们别再受老天折磨 Protect my future descendants from such suffering as I've experienced.
你不用卖身了 You don't have to sell yourself.
拿这钱去葬你的丈夫吧 Take this money and bury your husband.
多谢恩公 不用多谢 - Thank you. - My pleasure.
葬你这死猴子 Dead monkey, I'll bury you!
圈套？ It's a trap.
对 Right.
城里的富商聘请我们来的 A rich city merchant hired us.
铁猴子，我们来了很多高手 你一个人应付不来的 You'd better surrender, Iron Monkey, or else.
你们也是乔装进城的假巡抚？ You impostors!
摘下你的面罩 I'll remove your mask.
你们这些武林败类 You bastards.
比那些贪官更坏 You're even worse than those greedy officers.
玉女剑法 The Virgin's Sword Stance.
样子这么丑，那儿像玉女？ How can you call yourself a virgin?
我看你像猪八戒 You're so ugly, you look more like a pig!
罗汉双刀 Lo Han's Double-Edged Sword!
是刀背 You don't know one side of the sword from the other!
脱手 Take your hands off!
快滚 你们所谓高手不过如此 Why don't you leave? You call yourselves martial artists?
再接我一个“不过如此” You have to beat me too before you leave.
少林派金刚手？ Shaolin King Kong Palm.
想不到草莽之夫，还真不含糊 Your Kung Fu is good.
经得起我大刀金刚手 You even recognise my Shaolin King Kong Palm.
也不过如此嘛 It's nothing special.
看你还能顶得我几招？ Then try my Nothing Special move.
中了我一掌你跑不了 You can't escape from me.
铁猴子？ Iron Monkey?
少林拳？ Shaolin Palm?
衍空和尚？ The Flying Monk?
不错，我就是衍空大师 Right, I'm the master of the Flying Monk.
衍空，当年背叛少林，勾结贪官 Monk, you rebelled against Shaolin.
火烧少林寺的就是你？ It was you who burnt the Shaolin Temple.
地无界天无法 There are no rules.
人为财死，鸟为食亡 Human beings die for fortune. Birds die for feed!
你去跟你死去的同门说理去吧 Preach to your dead colleagues.
你这后辈想跟我打 How dare you challenge me.
既是少林，报上名来 在下黄麒英 - Tell me your name. - Wong Kei-ying.
黄麒英，你这是三十六房以外的功夫 Wong Kei-ying, your Kung Fu is like nothing I've seen before.
不错 You're right.
黄门自创的无影脚 No Shadow Kick, the Wong family move.
金刚手 King Kong Palm!
你这后辈，简直是以卵击石 留下你必成后患 You don't know when to give up. I might as well finish you off!
风雷金刚掌 Wind and Thunder King Kong Palm!
罗汉无相手 Lo Han Palm!
你中了我的金刚手，看你怎么死？ Once you've felt my King Kong Palm, you've no chance of survival.
怎么了？ Are you OK?
你伤得很重 Where are you hurt?
快去拿三棱针 Get the needles for me.
我中了大力金刚掌 I was hit by the King Kong Palm.
必须先放血，然后解毒 Release the poisoned blood first, then give me the antidote.
放血 Release the blood.
快拿笔写药方 Take down the list of medicines now.
蜈蚣 One centipede.
蝎子尾 The tail of a scorpion.
熊胆 The gall of a bear.
百步蛇 One viper.
蜥蜴 One lizard...
大哥，你醒醒 大哥， Big brother, wake up!
还有什么药？ 你醒醒 Any other medicines? Wake up.
杨大夫 Dr Yang!
爹，你怎么了？ Dad, are you OK?
飞鸿，爹受伤了，要找杨大夫 Fei-hung, Dad is hurt, get Dr Yang now.
这个人是谁？ Who is he?
铁猴子？ Iron Monkey?!
爹 Dad!
干什么？飞鸿，放手 - What are you doing, Fei-hung? - Stop,
他不是铁猴子，爹 Dad, he isn't Iron Monkey.
岂有此理，敢跟爹作对 How dare you contradict your father.
黄师父 Master Wong.
杨大夫他真的是铁猴子？ Is Dr Yang Iron Monkey?
爹 Dad!
爹是想看看杨大夫的伤，傻孩子 I just want to inspect Dr Yang's wound. Silly boy!
小兰姑娘太见外了 Miss Orchid, please get up.
大力金刚掌？ King Kong Palm?!
以毒攻毒？果然是千金之方 Fight poison with poison. It's a valuable treatment.
杨大夫医术真是高明 What an excellent doctor he is.
飞鸿，备笔墨 是，爹 - Fei-hung, get a pen and ink ready. - Yes, Dad.
地无界，天无法 There are no norms and no rules
要你没有生路 You are trapped in a corner There is nowhere to run
金不换…血见愁… - Gold can't change - Gold can't change
通血回气还魂… - Sad for blood - Sad for blood Release the blood and revitalise the soul
催命符，置你于死地 A curse that would put you to death
急救方… - Emergency aid - Emergency aid
一线生机… 死路一条，活不了 - One chance for life - One chance for life The only way out is death
快救 Hurry up! Cure him.
爹 Dad!
铁猴子和黄麒英都受了伤 Iron Monkey and Wong Kei-ying are both hurt.
查全城所有医馆 凡受伤者统统抓起来 Check all the clinics. Arrest all those who are hurt!
是，大人 Yes, sir!
冷罨外敷，治无形流毒 Such medicines can cure all sorts of illnesses.
宝芝林的医术果然名不虚传 Po Chi Lam Clinic is really prestigious.
毒虫治百毒，以毒攻毒 To cure poison with poisonous insects.
百草堂对后世医术影响也是无可估量 The impact of your clinic on medicine in the future will be enormous.
但是黄兄你仍然要押我回衙门吗？ However, will you take me to court?
今日我虽然无法下手 I can't right now,
但是迟早有一天你会落到官府手上 but you will be arrested one day.
我戏你，还是早日改邪归正 Take my advice and mend your ways.
我爹也曾经是个清官 当年渭州大旱 My father was a righteous officer when Wei Zhou was deposed.
因为同僚贪赃偷粮 His colleagues were greedy and stole food.
我爹被冤枉惨死 My father was killed because of them.
自己都保不住还能够救人吗？ How can the officers save others when they can't even save themselves?
官位都可以买 You can even buy an officer's post.
世上少点贪官 If there were fewer greedy officers in the world,
就根本不需要铁猴子了 we wouldn't need Iron Monkey.
什么人？ 神爷 - Who is it? - Master Fox.
杨大夫呢？ 出去了 - Where is Dr Yang? - He is out.
黄飞鸿呢？ 他跟杨大夫在一起 - Where is Wong Fei-hung? - He's with Dr Yang.
这可糟了 Damn it!
巡抚大人正通缉他爹黄麒英呢 The investigator wants them arrested.
为什么呢？ Why?
反正让他快走吧，告辞了 Tell them to leave immediately.
黄师父 我听到 Master Wong... I heard.
想不到他们通缉我 I can't imagine they're going to arrest me.
爹，我们快走吧 Dad, let's leave now.
飞鸿，你不能跟着我 爹现在很危险 Fei-hung, you can't follow me, it's very dangerous.
你自己先回佛山去吧 Go back to Fushan by yourself.
要是爹回不去… If I don't return...
你就要自己照顾自己了 you take care of yourself.
是，爹 Yes, Dad.
飞鸿，男儿当自强 Fei-hung, a man should be as strong as steel.
我明白 大丈夫有泪不轻弹 I understand. A man should shed blood, not tears.
放心吧，爹 - Do you understand? - Don't worry, Dad.
杨大夫，拜托你照顾我爹 Dr Yang, please look after my dad.
若爹出了事，希望你让人告诉我一声 If anything happens, please let me know.
好 Of course.
爹，你不用担心… Dad, don't worry about me.
飞鸿，爹刚说的话这么快不记得了吗 Fei-hung, have you forgotten my words already?
不许哭 Don't cry!
爹说的话你再重覆一遍 Repeat what I said before.
男儿当自强，大丈夫有泪不轻弹 A man should be as strong as steel. A man should shed blood, not tears.
黄师父，我带你到个地方避一避 Master Wong, I'll show you the back way out.
好的 - We'll find a safe hiding place. - Fine.
爹 Dad.
黄师父你放心吧，我会照顾飞鸿的 Don't worry, I'll take care of Fei-hung.
飞鸿，你进屋去，我去看是谁 Fei-hung, go inside. I'll answer it.
开门… - Open the door! - Open the door!
是个大姑娘，还真水灵呢 A girl! A pretty girl.
想干什么？出家人不是四大皆空吗？ What do you want? Aren't you monks ashamed of yourselves?
我们那儿都空，就是那儿不空 A monk still needs pretty girls.
干完了我们空一阵子就又不空了 臭口 Let's enjoy ourselves. Do you want our lives to be empty?
擒拿手？ The Tum Ma move?!
她会功夫，那我们找对了 She knows Kung Fu. There's something strange about this clinic.
找？找死吧 Stranger than you?
吃这个 I'll show you!
迷魂粉 Ether powder.
吞下吧 We got her.
看这娘儿多骚 Look at that face. She's so attractive.
听听她叫起来的什么声音 Let's listen to her screams.
今天咱们有多大劲儿，就使多大劲儿 We'll do our best to entertain you. I guarantee a pleasant surprise.
她就是喜欢劲儿大的 We'll help ourselves.
绷得紧紧的，看她多开心 See how nervous she is. She must be very anxious.
妹妹呀我空你就不空 Relax, this won't take long.
打死你们大秃驴 Go to hell you bastard monks!
和尚不是和尚，官不是官 Monks aren't monks, officers aren't officers. Bullshit!
混帐 小王八羔旦，你活腻了是吧？ You little bastard, do you want to die?
阿姨你先走 Auntie, leave now!
小王八往那里跑？ Do you want to go in?
背弓射月 Carry the Bow and Shoot the Moon!
悟空送棒 Monkey's Rod!
双龙出海 Double Flight from the Sea!
渔夫摇桨 Fisherman's Paddle!
唱什么？ What are you reciting?
那么多招式 Too many stances.
不要让他的招式扰乱我们 Don't let his stances put you off.
棍无常，专扫千古不平事 Rod that Sweeps Away all Injustice!
出有劲 Very powerful.
力发一端扭乾坤 Strong Force that Switches North and South!
不要让他唱，不许唱 Don't let him recite. No more!
上翻天 Over the Top...
下覆地 Under the Earth!
定中原 定什么？ Stop for a minute.
定你的头 I don't think so.
定你的脚 Let's see you dance.
左，右… 定下吧 Left, right, left, right, left, right. Halt!
金蛇回洞 金蛇出洞 Golden Snake Goes Into the Hole, Golden Snake Comes Out of the Hole!
再定中原 Back to the start.
老巫婆，欺负小孩子？ Old witch! Are you trying to scare the ghosts?
受死吧 Then you can be a ghost.
无影脚 No Shadow Kick!
铁猴子是菩萨 Iron Monkey is Buddha.
他送的金子，我们留着不能乱用 The gold which he gave us can't be spent frivolously.
什么？ 用了不就没有了吗？ If we spend it all there won't be any more.
杨大夫，黄师父，饭煮好了，快吃吧 Dr Yang, Master Wong, dinner is ready. Let's eat.
谢谢 Thank you.
只有两碗饭，你们呢？ There are only two bowls. What about you?
我们有九头鲍鱼 We have a big abalone.
别骗我们了 Don't lie to us.
我们吃九头鲍鱼，你们吃饭吧 We'll have the big abalone, you take the rice.
这样吧 Well, we'll share these bowls of rice.
这两碗饭大家分来吃 We've already eaten. Here.
你们吃了我们心安理得，来 I don't even like rice.
对 吃吧 我不喜欢吃饭 - We've eaten. Here. - I don't like rice.
贺姑娘来了 Miss Ho is here.
大哥，飞鸿被官兵抓走了 Big brother, Fei-hung's been arrested by the soldiers.
什么？ What?
怎么搞的？ What's wrong with you?
小兰，是不是巡抚那帮人干的？小兰 Orchid, Orchid! It must be the monks. Orchid!
她像是中了迷魂粉 小兰 She seems to be suffering from ether poisoning. Orchid!
先把小兰救醒 Wake her up first.
黄飞鸿，快说你爹在什么地方？ Wong Fei-hung, tell us where your father is.
你老爹在这儿，快叫声老爹，大秃驴 Your dad is here. Greet him now. Damn baldy!
有骨气，我打到你皮开肉烂骨头断 Tough guy, I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget.
慢着，大人 杀了他就没有线索抓黄麒英了 Wait! If we kill him, we'll never find Wong Kei-ying.
原来你是个奸细 You're a traitor!
神爷 我是衙门执法捕头，你敢打我？ How dare you beat me, the head of security!
神爷… Master Fox! Master Fox!
小心机关 Look out!
衍空，放了黄飞鸿 Hin Hung, let Wong Fei-hung go.
你不是我见过的铁猴子 You're not the Iron Monkey I met.
铁猴子就是铁猴子 Iron Monkey is Iron Monkey.
衍空，我来了 Hin Hung, prepare to meet your death!
铁猴子来了 Iron Monkey is here.
接住飞鸿 Catch Fei-hung!
流云飞袖 The Flying Sleeves!
过来 Come here!
不管是黄麒英还是铁猴子，都得死 Wong Kei-ying or Iron Monkey, you still have to die!
给我就地正法 Kill them both!
去死吧 Go to hell!
看镖 See the Dart!
救得了吗？ 手下留情 - You can't save him now. - Have pity.
你也来了 You've come to help.
逆贼，你们是同党 You must all be in the same gang!
这么多人对付一个孩子，算什么高手 Call yourself a Kung Fu master? You're useless!
手下败将，还来？ Don't block my way.
别碍手碍脚的 Be gone!
你们先带飞鸿走 Take Fei-hung away.
大人… Your Excellency! Your Excellency!
我来对付他，快 Take him away.
流云飞袖？怎么不是大力金刚掌吗？ Flying Sleeves? What happened to Shaolin Palm?
中了我一掌都没死，骨头还挺硬 You didn't die from my palm? You're tough, huh?
你身为钦差巡抚，居然暗箭伤人 You are an investigator yet you yourself are underhand.
真够卑鄙的 You are a disgrace to your profession!
那就明战吧 Let's fight, then!
快 Hurry up!
那里跑？ Stay where you are!
让几只鼠辈逃脱，我岂不让江湖耻笑 I'll be a laughing stock if I let you bastards escape!
我看你这老叛徒挡得了我几招？ Old traitor, let's see how many stances you can resist.
黄麒英，你勾结盗贼铁猴子 You joined forces with Iron Monkey and brought shame on our school.
已有辱师门，还有资格说我是叛徒？ You have no right to call me a traitor.
你别在假仁假义了 Stop pretending to be so righteous. If it weren't for bastards like you,
你这狗官是堵不住天下人之口的 there wouldn't be a need for Iron Monkey!
流云飞袖 Flying Sleeves!
过来 Come here!
五郎八卦棍 The Fifth Brother's Rod!
老叛徒 Old traitor!
快来吧 Come on.
大力金刚掌 Shaolin King Kong Palm!
飞天腿 无影脚 - No Shadow Kick! - Flying Leg!
我来 死秃驴 I'm coming! Damn you, baldy!
飞鸿，别上，危险 Fei-hung, don't! It's too dangerous.
上木桩 Up the poles.
烧起来了 Hey! It's burning. Get down.
火烧木桩阵 The fire is burning the poles.
爹，铁猴子，你们快走 Dad! Iron Monkey! Run!
衍空，平地上打不过你 Hin Hung, I can't defeat you on the ground,
但是你的下盘不行，在桩上你就完了 but your balance is bad.
那就放马过来吧 - I'll beat you on the poles. - Well, come on then.
废你立足之地 Let me take your place.
接力 Watch out!
下桩 Off the poles.
还不至于 Not good enough.
攻下盘，我先上 Attack the lower part. I'll go first.
无影脚 No Shadow Kick!
中 Hit him!
金刚坠 King Kong Falls!
你的下盘也不怎么样 You're no better.
别高兴 大力金刚掌 Shaolin King Kong Palm!
铁猴子，接住 Iron Monkey, catch!
猴挂枯滕 Monkey Hangs on the Dried Tree!
衍空处下风了，迫他下桩 Push him down! The monk is losing.
言之过早 Not so easy!
看掌
千斤坠 A Thousand Hand Move!
踢他下去 Kick him off!
中 Hit him!
下去 Fall down!
勾着 It's hooked.
等木桩烧断了，大家火里打吧 When the wooden poles burn, we'll have to fight in the fire.
你们先下去吧 Down, dog!
衍空，还给你 Stay where you are. A return for you, monk!
把木桩全扫光，看你们怎么站 I'll sweep away all the poles.
铁猴子，过来这边 Iron Monkey, over here!
你那边就剩一根，你们就要下去了 There's only one pole left, you're going to fall!
木桩快烧断了 It's going!
站在两头 Stand at the two ends.
站都站不稳 You can't stand properly.
把它定住 Don't worry about us.
黄麒英，铁猴子 你们脚下的木桩撑不了多久 The pole under your feet won't last much longer.
葬身火海吧 You'll be buried in this sea of fire.
踢木桩弹我过去 Kick the pole and push me across.
你中门大开，一柱擎天 - The door is open. - One pole to the sky.
衍空，你中计了，一柱定海 Monk, we tricked you. One pole to the sea!
你恶贯满盈，下火海吧 You are totally wicked. Down to the fire!
快把竹杆扔过来 好 - Hurry up! Throw the rod here. - OK!
接着 Catch!
爹 Dad.
爹没事 I'm fine.
我真以为再也见不到你了 I thought I was never going to see you again.
怎么没人理我？ Why doesn't anybody care about me?
你们趁现在快走吧 Don't just stand there, leave now.
走 Go!
"Train Station"
黄师父 今日一别，真不知何时再见 Master Wong, who knows when we'll meet again?
杨大夫，贺姑娘 Dr Yang, Miss Ho, why don't you come to Fushan to visit us?
干脆你们到南方来找我们吧 Auntie, you must come.
阿姨一定要来 黄师父 不好意思，来晚了 Master Wong, I'm sorry I'm late.
神爷，谢谢你照顾飞鸿了 Ah, you've come to see us off though you're so busy.
别客气，铁猴子这么多是抓不完的 Don't mention it. I'm busy catching Iron Monkey.
又一位新官上任了 Another new officer is coming.
希望他是个好官 I hope he is a good one.
好了，我们真的要告辞了 飞鸿，走吧 请… Well, we must say goodbye. Fei-hung, let's go.
保重 Take care.