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Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball
or am l thinking of somebody else?

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Moe Greene got shot through
the eyeball in The Godfather.

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Yeah, l'm talking about in real life.

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Somebody in real life
got shot through the eyeball.

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Who was that?

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Well, no, Larry, many people in real life
have got shot through the eyeball.

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l'm just saying
l think Dillinger was one of them.

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That's really good aim.

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-No, that ain't really good aim.
-How is that not really good aim, Tommy?

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That's 1 00 fucking cops
shooting 1 ,000 bullets a minute.

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One of them's bound to go through
somebody's fucking eyeball.

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Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball.

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You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?

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l stabbed a guy in his ear once,
ice pick, right in his fucking ear.

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Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject.
That'd be "ears."

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-What's the matter with you, Tommy?
-Nothing's the matter with me.

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Are you nervous because
we're killing a chick?

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Yeah, look at me, l'm shaking.
l got the chick-killing shakes.

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The last thing the boss says to me, he says,

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"Tommy, the moment
l first saw Angela's eyes, l knew it.

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"l knew it was love, l knew l was fucked.
And lo and behold, l was.

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"So, Tommy, the moment after you kill her,

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"please, shoot her fucking eyeballs out."
Those were his exact words.

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l got one exact word for that.

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"Overkill."

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l got two exact words for that, "Hear, hear."

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l got three exact words for that.
"You're damn fucking straight."

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ln Cuba, the torturers used to have a device,
two thin metal spikes,

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placed here, that they adjusted,

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and slowly, millimeter by millimeter,
pricked into the eyeballs.

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You're kidding me?
Those Communist motherfuckers.

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Well, no, Larry. These are the ones
those Communist motherfuckers kicked out.

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What is it with you today, Tommy?

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First it's should we or shouldn't we
shoot this chick through the eyeballs,

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and second, it's you've gone soft...

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Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again.

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Just wondering when we're gonna see
that new screenplay of yours.

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l'm not sure what the holdup is,
but the old clock's ticking, buddy,

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so give me a call, okay?

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Hiya, Kaya.

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Martin's writing today, Billy.

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Should l just stand outside like a dick, then?

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You doing yoga?

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-Was.
-Can l watch?

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What happened to you?

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l got in a fight at my audition.

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Who with this time?

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-The director guy.
-He broke his nose.

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How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy,

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if you break the director guy's nose
before you even got the part?

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l didn't mean to break his nose.

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His nose was just in the middle
of where l was punching.

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-l'm going to work.
-Are you pissed at me for something, baby?

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Why would l be pissed at you, Marty?

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-Because you're a cunt.
-Billy!

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l don't remember
doing anything to piss her off.

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Don't worry about it.

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She's probably pissed at you
not for anything specific,

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more because she's a fucking bitch.

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She's not a fucking bitch, Billy.
She's just got issues.

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Yeah, she's got issues.
She's got "being a fucking bitch" issues.

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When are you gonna get a girlfriend anyway?
Why do l have to do all this shit on my own?

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Maybe l've already got a girlfriend.

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A girlfriend l can't tell you anything about
in the interests of your own safety.

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That just means you haven't got a girlfriend.

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Proof be if need proof... Never mind.

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Proof be if need be.

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And how's everything
in the dog-kidnapping business?

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Dog-"borrowing" business.
l ain't talking about that shit neither.

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Dog-borrowing business.

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Big boy.

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His name's Abel.

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-Hi. ls this your dog?
-Oh, my God!

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-l have to pay you.
-No, please. l can't.

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-Take this. Thank you so much.
-Are you serious?

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Hey, hey. So where do you wanna go, Hans,
now that we're back in the money?

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-The cancer ward, Billy, if you don't mind.
-One cancer ward coming right up.

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Five hundred bucks, baby.
A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.

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When you gonna get a job
that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?

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l'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years.
Myra, where am l gonna get a job?

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Government.

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Government?

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"A job that ain't just stealing from folks"?

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Government?

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Government.

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Five hundred bucks for a dog.

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Come on. l'm gonna put it here,
and you can take it if you want.

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So how's the Seven Psychopaths
coming along, Marty?

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Slow, slow.

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l got the title.

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Just haven't been able to
come up with all the psychopaths yet.

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-How many you got?
-One.

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And he ain't really much of a psychopath.
He's more of a, kind of a Buddhist.

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A Buddhist?

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Yeah. See, l'm sick of all these stereotypical

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Hollywood murderous
scumbag-type psychopath movies.

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l don't want it to be one more film
about guys with guns in their hands.

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l want it, overall, to be about love and peace.

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But it still has to be about
these seven psychopaths,

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so this Buddhist psychopath,

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he doesn't believe in violence.

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l don't know what the fuck
he's gonna do in the movie.

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Maybe he could karate chop somebody.

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You know?

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So what happens to
the seven psychopaths at the end?

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l don't know what happens to them
at the start.

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Yeah, it'll be all right.

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Hey. Shit in my pants,

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l got a psychopath fool you can write about.

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Did you see this thing
in the paper the other day

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about those two Mafia guys
who got whacked?

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How about this?

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There's a serial killer going around,
a major whacko.

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However, he ain't like
your usual limp-ass serial killer,

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tie up a freckle-headed hitchhiker
on a highway.

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No, this guy,
he's got a little bit more integrity.

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This serial killer will only kill
mid- to high-ranking members

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of the ltalian-American
organized crime syndicate.

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Or the Yakuza.

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-That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
-Do you think?

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A serial killer who will only kill

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mid- to high-ranking members
of the ltalian organized crime syndicate.

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Or the Yakuza. Yakuza.

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l'll keep with the Mafia,
saves doing Jap dialogue.

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Good idea.

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That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
Can l keep him?

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You can if you let me help write
the movie with you.

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You can keep him, Marty,
l'm just kidding you.

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The daughter of a Quaker went missing.

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And when she was discovered,
the slit in her throat

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turned out to be the least
of the damage done to her.

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Her killer, whose name shall not be noted,

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could not bear
the guilt and the horror, he said,

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and a year to the day of her death,

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he walked into a police station
and gave himself up.

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And though he asked for execution,
the judge gave him life,

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and the killer was sent off to Sing Sing
to serve out his sentence.

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Seventeen long years went by.

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The killer found religion.

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And was sincere about it. He had changed.

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And if he had ever been a psychopath,
he was not one anymore.

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This story isn't about him.

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Many more years went by

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and the authorities finally realized
that it wasn't a scam,

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that he did truly mean it.
That he had truly repented.

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And they decided to set him free.

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And he found himself a place to stay

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and he determined to live a simple,
joyous life in the years now left to him.

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A simple, joyous life
was not what was left to him.

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This went on for 1 1 fucking years,
till finally the killer went mad.

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And one winter night,
while recalling a Catholic tract he'd read,

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which stated that
the only people guaranteed a place in Hell

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were not murderers, were not rapists,

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but were those who had died
by their own hand.

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The killer accepted such an idea as beautiful,

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for he knew that at least in Hell
the Quaker would not be there.

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So he cut his own throat open,

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and the last thing that the killer ever saw

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was the old man take out
a cut-throat razor of his own,

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put it to his throat,

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and slice.

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Where were you walking him, Sharice?

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The La Brea Tar Pits.

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Mr. Costello, please don't hurt me.

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l promise, l didn't mean to lose Bonny.

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l just turned around and he was gone.

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lf it was a genuine error, Sharice,

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if it wasn't your fault and he just run off,

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why did you run off,

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have us piss away 1 2 hours
just to find your fat ass?

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You love your dog so much, Mr. Costello,

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and you're such an angry-type person,

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l didn't think you'd listen to
anything l had to say about losing Bonny.

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You'd just think it was my fault

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and drag me back here
and tie me up and kill me.

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Well, yeah, that was a pretty good...

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Yeah.

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-You should get a new one, boss.
-l know, but l like the handle, the blue.

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l'm sorry about this, Sharice.
What it is, l don't oil it.

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Please, Mr. Costello, l always loved Bonny
like he was my own child.

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One, l do not want that image in my head.

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Two, you shouldn't take advantage
just because my gun got stuck by accident.

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Because that's low.

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There's been a bunch of dog disappearances
down by the La Brea Tar Pits, l heard.

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This Norwegian chick l was banging,
she got her dog back.

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Been missing a couple of days.

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Gave the guy a big reward,

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then she started to think
there was something fishy about it.

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She asked around.

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Same thing happened
to three people down there.

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And, l'm sorry, Dennis,
when were you gonna mention this?

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l'd have mentioned it straight off
if l hadn't been looking for fat-ass all night.

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Dennis,

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could you go make some inquiries?

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Get my fucking dog back for me.

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Sure, boss.

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What about fatso?

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She still lost my fucking dog, man.

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Just kidding, Sharice. You can go.

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You think l'm gonna see Wendy again
when l go?

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00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,443
We'll both see her again, baby,
but not anytime too soon.

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You ever worry we was wrong all those years,

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and there ain't no Heaven
and there ain't no nothing?

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Of course l worry, but God loves us.
l know He does.

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He's just got a funny way
of showing it sometimes.

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Sometimes l think
God's gone crazy sometimes.

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Stuff He does, stuff He don't do.

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Well, He's had a lot to contend with
in his time, too, you know.

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Bastards killed His kid, too.

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Don't say "bastards," honey.

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lt's just a word, Myra.

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lt's just a word, you know.

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"Bastards."

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You're gonna have
a nice time tonight, Billy. Relax.

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He's your best friend, ain't he?

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Kaya ain't so bad.
lt ain't her fault she's a fucking bitch.

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Must be hard coming all the way here
from Australia.

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Or New Zealand.
Or wherever the fuck she came from.

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00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,702
Hey, l'm Billy. Billy Bickle.

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What's your name? l didn't catch your name.

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00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,209
Hey. Come again?

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00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,004
Dimitri, l like that. Where you from?

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Hey, Bonny.

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We'll get you back to your daddy
in a day or two.

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Don't be sad.

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00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,229
That's good. You're not sad.
Oh, you're happy!

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Paw.

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No paw. That's okay, too.

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And the last thing that the killer ever saw

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was the Quaker take out a cut-throat razor,

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put it to his own throat, and slice.

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What's up, Bickle? Don't you get it?

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00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,840
-l get it.
-You don't look like you get it.

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Maybe it ain't clear enough.

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Maybe l should have
had you write it with me.

237
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,098
Maybe you just drink too much, Marty.

238
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,351
What did you just say?

239
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,979
You're a dog kidnapper, Billy.

240
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,815
l'm taking advice on drinking
from a dog kidnapper.

241
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,900
l ain't a dog kidnapper, Marty.

242
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,026
Stop it, Martin.

243
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,113
-Don't you fucking start.
-Yeah, don't you fucking start.

244
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,448
-Don't talk to her like that!
-You started it.

245
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,869
Shut up!

246
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,168
Kaya, that Quaker story,

247
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,629
l told Marty that story
in a bar two months ago.

248
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,172
A friend of mine told that to me.

249
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,718
So there might be copyright issues,
at the very least.

250
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,889
What are youse looking at?

251
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,724
l'm gonna go, okay?

252
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,896
Thanks for... lt was a nice party.
You look nice.

253
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,841
What you doing, honey?
Ain't you getting undressed?

254
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,389
lf l could massacre every person in this
godforsaken country...

255
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,560
...that helped tear apart mine, l would.

256
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,358
l must focus, however, on the
gruesome task l have in hand.

257
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,403
What are you talking, baby? Chinese?

258
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,032
Vietnamese. Vietnamese.

259
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,955
Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have
like a big war with you guys one time?

260
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,915
Yes.

261
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,545
lt isn't over.

262
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,908
What am l doing at your place, Billy?

263
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,411
Kaya threw you out.

264
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,540
What did Kaya throw me out for?

265
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,625
You don't remember?

266
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:22,924
For calling her a fucking bitch
in front of all of her friends.

267
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,720
l'd never do that.

268
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,848
At least not to her face.

269
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:36,980
Well, call her up and see.

270
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,629
Hello?

271
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,425
Honey, listen, l can't exactly remember
what happened last night.

272
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,635
Do the words,
"My girlfriend's a fucking bitch,"

273
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,471
mean anything to you?

274
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,227
Poodles always look like they've been crying.

275
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,523
Maybe they've just got dumped
by their girlfriend

276
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,319
because they've got a drinking problem, too.

277
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,073
l don't have a drinking problem.
l just like drinking.

278
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,783
Of course you do, Marty.

279
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,409
One, you're a writer.

280
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,203
Two, you're from lreland.

281
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,622
lt's part of your heritage. You're fucked!

282
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,582
Fuck off now, Billy!
Seriously, just fuck off now!

283
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,043
l'm not in the fucking mood!

284
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,962
You were fucked from birth.

285
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,175
Spanish have got bullfighting.
The French got cheese.

286
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,053
And the lrish have got alcoholism.

287
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,514
And what have the Americans got?

288
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,103
Tolerance.

289
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:08,363
Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you?

290
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:15,829
No, no, no.

291
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,750
Shoot, did l leave any water
in Bonny's bowl?

292
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,711
l'd better go home and do that,
and while l do,

293
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,339
there's something l put in the LA Weekly
that you should maybe read.

294
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,509
'Cause it's possible in the short term
that you might be slightly mad at me.

295
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387
-What are you talking about?
-Page 1 63.

296
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,812
Calling all psychopaths!

297
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,605
Are you mental or deranged?

298
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,108
Maybe you've recently been hospitalized,

299
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,734
but are now okay.

300
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,404
Or maybe the world
just doesn't understand you.

301
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,822
Yeah, right!

302
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,617
Well, l'm writing a screenplay with my friend
called the Seven Psychopaths,

303
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,372
and if your story is crazy or quirky enough,
we might use it for our movie.

304
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,250
So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01 ...

305
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,212
Fucking asshole dog-fucker.

306
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,840
Really? That's nice.

307
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,884
-No, no, thank you.
-Are you sure?

308
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,136
-Please, really.
-Thank you.

309
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,533
All right, old man, get in the car.
Get in the car. Come on.

310
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,744
-What?
-"What?" Get in the car, man.

311
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,622
Don't make me repeat myself, dog fucker.

312
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,919
Where do you keep the dogs?

313
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,670
What dogs?

314
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,133
-To repeat, where do you keep the dogs?
-1 228 Bayside.

315
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,011
Who are you?

316
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,224
-l'm Billy's friend.
-Well, just keep out of our way, Billy's friend.

317
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,433
Al, check the cages.

318
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,439
-He ain't here!
-Where is he, old man?

319
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,650
Little shih tzu, name of Bonny.

320
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,861
Shih tzu? We ain't never had
a shih tzu in here.

321
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,657
You don't listen too good the first time,
do you, old man?

322
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,325
Tell me where Bonny is,
or else this guy gets it!

323
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,704
l don't even know this guy.
What the hell do l care?

324
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,831
l know where the shih tzu is.
l know where the shih tzu is.

325
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,916
Where is he?

326
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,920
Kid, l don't know who you are
or why you're here,

327
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,298
and l don't know if you do know
where this shih tzu is

328
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,133
or if you don't know where this shih tzu is,

329
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,929
but either way have some pride in yourself.

330
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974
Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord,

331
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,310
and don't tell
these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing.

332
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,397
Don't! Don't, l'll tell you! l'll tell you!

333
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,085
Billy! Billy! Billy.

334
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,171
-Holy fuck! What the hell happened?
-Some punks jumped us.

335
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:16,551
Said they were looking for a little shih tzu.
Then some other punk killed those punks.

336
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,429
l've only been gone 1 0 fucking minutes.
Marty, are you okay?

337
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,307
-You looked fucked.
-l just didn't need this today.

338
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,893
He's okay. lt's their blood. lt's his puke.

339
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,478
You wanna go to the bathroom,

340
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,565
clean some of the blood
and the puke off you?

341
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,403
Marty's my writer friend
l was telling you about.

342
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,447
l could smell the booze.

343
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,952
Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy?

344
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,081
l got her off some fat black chick
down at The Elephants.

345
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,752
You think she's the one that they're after?

346
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,047
l think there's a strong possibility, Billy.

347
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,343
So are we gonna give him his dog back?

348
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,347
That jerk's forfeited all right
to having a nice dog like this.

349
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,931
Miss?

350
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,518
Well, what are we gonna do?

351
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,856
l think we should try and find
this Jack O' Diamonds guy

352
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,484
and get him to join forces with us.

353
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,154
And then we could take on all the bad guys,
like maybe in the desert.

354
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,116
And what do you think
we should do in real life?

355
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,328
Well, we could sober up, Marty.
How's that grab you?

356
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084
-l think we should go to the cops.
-Fuck the cops! Fuck them!

357
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,211
-Fuck them.
-All right. Jesus Christ.

358
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,296
There are some nice cops, aren't there?

359
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,881
He's from lreland.

360
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,299
l'm gonna head to the hospital.

361
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,469
l said l'd be with Myra
when her results come in.

362
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,137
No fucking cops.

363
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,309
No cops.

364
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,938
-Who's Myra?
-His wife.

365
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:57,151
She's just had surgery for cancer.
And you think you've got problems.

366
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,739
He ain't here, and now we don't know

367
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,867
where this guy is
or what the hell he looks like.

368
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,912
Yeah, can we get Dennis
to a hospital now, Charlie?

369
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,956
Yeah, let's get him to a hospital.

370
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,417
And let's get on to the ASPCA

371
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,545
and have 'em take care
of these poor bastards.

372
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,673
Maybe we should go
to the hospital with him, Charlie.

373
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,300
You know l don't like hospitals.

374
00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,137
Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is.

375
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,605
You know, Marty,
the way you're feeling today,

376
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,357
all depressed and alcoholic and shit?

377
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,860
You know what you should do?
Put it into your writing, man.

378
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,445
Use it. Mad idea?

379
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,988
Thanks, Billy, that's what l'll do.

380
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,198
l'll put the way
l'm feeling today into my writing.

381
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,200
And then l'll go blow my fucking brains out.

382
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,326
Come on, man.

383
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,330
You know your writing helps alleviate
your suicidal self-loathing and shit.

384
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,250
l don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.

385
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,710
Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump?

386
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,886
Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy?

387
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,555
Are you Billy Bickle?

388
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,765
No.

389
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,143
Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby.

390
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:17,273
l left a message on Billy's telephone
in answer to the advertisement.

391
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,316
For fuck's sake!

392
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,484
Well, l tell you, Zachariah.

393
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,028
lf you sounded like a nut,
l probably just deleted you.

394
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,239
l don't think l sounded like a nut.

395
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:29,619
Were you screaming about eating
my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?

396
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,121
No. No, l wouldn't do that.

397
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,294
Okay, you seem normal. Come on in.

398
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,756
We gotta get this dog off the street
because it's kidnapped from a maniac.

399
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,007
Dandy.

400
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,393
Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay.

401
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,189
Zach, unfortunately
l gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now,

402
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,815
but it's Marty
who'll be doing the writing anyway.

403
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,442
You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy.

404
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,694
And you ain't got a girlfriend.
He ain't got a girlfriend.

405
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779
Tennis?

406
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,865
But it's voice-activated,
so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach,

407
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,159
and see you guys soon, okay?

408
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,125
-Zach?
-Yeah.

409
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,380
All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me
whatever you wanna tell me,

410
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,966
and l'll go make us a coffee. How about that?

411
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,802
Tea.

412
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,637
Tea? Why not?

413
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,435
Well, l guess

414
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,815
it all began back when l was 1 7.

415
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,233
l...

416
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,112
The distant mists of time.

417
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:53,494
l was a little wet behind the ears back then.
l don't mind admitting it.

418
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:59,667
l was burglarizing the house
of this judge down in Delacroix.

419
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,838
Let me tell you something,
don't never burglarize

420
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,841
the house of no judge down in Delacroix.

421
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:10,344
Because when l went down
into his basement,

422
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,140
you know what l found down there?

423
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,977
l found the corpses of
two negro girls down there.

424
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,772
And then l found
a half-alive 'nother negro girl

425
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,442
chained right along with them.

426
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,863
Well,

427
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,243
the girl's name was Maggie.

428
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,582
She told me all about the judge

429
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,501
and she told me what a terrible man he was,

430
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,340
and l think l fell in love with Maggie
right then and there.

431
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,886
And l think she did a little with me, too.

432
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,931
Then the judge came home.

433
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,103
Yeah, and he was awful angry.

434
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,566
We just didn't know what to do.

435
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,692
And what did you do?

436
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,405
Well, we hung him from his neck
until he was dead,

437
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:18,079
and that's when Maggie and me
got this idea, see?

438
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,748
What idea?

439
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,168
Well, the idea that we'd go
around the country killing people

440
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,088
who go around the country killing people.

441
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,758
Like serial killer killing.

442
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,303
l guess that's what you'd call it nowadays.

443
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,970
Get in the house.

444
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,680
Get in the house!

445
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,199
Maggie!

446
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,479
1975 it was, she burned that hippie.

447
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,778
l've been looking for her ever since.

448
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,161
There is something
l'd like you to do for me, Martin.

449
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,290
When you use my story in your movie,

450
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,503
l'd like you to put
a little message up there at the end.

451
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,965
l want you to tell her that l miss her.

452
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,593
And l love her.

453
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,597
And l should have helped her kill that hippie.

454
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,641
And l'm sorry.

455
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,060
And to call.

456
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,481
You think you could do that for me, Martin?

457
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,817
l'd be glad to, Zach.

458
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,360
Promise?

459
00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,071
l promise on my life.

460
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,494
That's a big promise.

461
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,417
-Can l help you?
-Yeah.

462
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,880
l'm looking for a Polish lady.

463
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:23,884
A Mrs. Kieslowski.

464
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,222
She's having an operation.

465
00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,230
How long's that gonna take?

466
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,607
l don't know.

467
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,241
What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for?

468
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,121
Her husband's got something belongs to me.

469
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,130
You gonna shoot her?

470
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,340
No. No, "shoot her"?

471
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:08,637
No, no, l'm just gonna
scare her so she tells me

472
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:14,351
where her husband's at
and where my dog's at.

473
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,440
And what if she don't know?

474
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,900
Well, then l'm gonna get mad.

475
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,370
Can l go use the bathroom?

476
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,376
l think you'd better wait
around here for a while.

477
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:42,838
Maybe do it in a pan or something.

478
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,132
l can wait.

479
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,676
l don't use no pans.

480
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,804
Suit yourself.

481
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,206
What's your dog's name?

482
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,541
Bonny.

483
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,835
That's a nice name.

484
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,884
l'm sure Mr. Kieslowski
will take good care of your dog

485
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,095
and get it back to you safe.

486
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,141
He always seems like a sweet man
when he comes in.

487
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,152
He come visit her a lot?

488
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,863
Every day.

489
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,408
What kind of times every day?

490
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,205
Different times, you know.

491
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,750
And not every day.
He misses a day now and then.

492
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,379
Oh, yeah?

493
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,437
He been in today?

494
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,107
Yeah.

495
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,572
He came in earlier this morning,
about 1 0:00 or so.

496
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,037
So the Polack married a nigger, huh?

497
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,586
Yeah.

498
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,798
The Polack married a nigger.

499
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,637
Where is he now?

500
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,181
l don't know.

501
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,727
Where's my dog?

502
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,273
You figure it out, dumb-ass.

503
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,615
Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski.

504
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,868
Goodbye, Hans.

505
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,633
-We should get out of here.
-l ain't leaving.

506
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,344
l'm gonna wait down there
till that dog-thief motherfucker

507
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,721


508
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,209
You looking at something?

509
00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,880
No. Nothing at all.

510
00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,553
Are you hurt?

511
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723
A little.

512
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,356
What's that?

513
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,235
A cravat.

514
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,533
lt's nice. lt's very...

515
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,828
Of a bygone era.

516
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,963
You have it.

517
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,674
No, really.

518
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,259
Please.

519
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,054
l want you to have it.

520
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,139
Have it.

521
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,311
l don't want your cravat, man.

522
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,178
-What's wrong, honey?
-l don't think l can keep it up, Ang.

523
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806
Nope.

524
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,184
Look at that limp piece of shit.

525
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,854
-Jeez, l hate these frigging condoms.
-Then take it off, baby, l trust you.

526
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,817
You trust me?
But you're still screwing that Mafia guy.

527
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,985
God knows what shit that prick's given you.

528
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,988
Get the fuck off me, Billy.

529
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,577
l didn't mean AlDS or nothing, honey.

530
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:58,422
Honey, l meant like chlamydia or something.

531
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,341
Three weeks l haven't seen you,
and that's the way you talk to me?

532
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,135
l've been busy, baby.

533
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,304
l've been busy trying to help you out,
if you must know.

534
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,056
What are you talking about?

535
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:12,185
Well, you know you said
your asshole boyfriend loves his dog

536
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,063
more than anything in the world, right?

537
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,734
-You haven't?
-l have!

538
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,653
Billy! Billy, you've gotta give it back.

539
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,573
Give it back? l ain't gonna give back shit,
let alone my shih tzu.

540
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,576
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

541
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,413
-"Give it back." lt's kidnapped.
-Oh, my God!

542
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:36,209
lt's a kidnapped dog.
You don't just give back a kidnapped dog.

543
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,378
Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping.

544
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,047
They didn't just give Patty Hearst back,
did they?

545
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,550
No, this dog is my Patty Hearst.

546
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,969
Except l ain't gonna keep it in a closet
and make it rob a bank.

547
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:49,556
No, l'm gonna hold on to it
until your asshole boyfriend

548
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,809
starts behaving like a decent human being
and gives me a bunch of money.

549
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,186
The guy's a psychopath, Billy!

550
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,146
Well, did you ever ask yourself

551
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,024
what you're doing
screwing a psychopath in the first place?

552
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,693
Screwing two psychopaths
is what the question is.

553
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,030
What? Who's the second? Who, me?

554
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,617
l'm gonna call him, clear this entire thing up.

555
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,994
No, you ain't either. Shit.

556
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,913
-Hello?
-Charlie?

557
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,915
-Hi, Hans. Angela?
-Charlie...

558
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,083
-How are you?
-We were a little worried,

559
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,710
you were late home is all.

560
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,005
Yeah, l know. l just got held up at the library.

561
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,841
Hey, did Myra get her results back?

562
00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,761
The results came in. She got the all-clear.

563
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,679
Oh, my God, Hans,

564
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,431
l'm so happy for you.

565
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,726
Well, no, that gangster guy
whose dog we got,

566
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,103
he come down and he killed her.

567
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,232
He what?

568
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,445
l guess he must have found out
the connection somehow.

569
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,282
He came down, he shot her in the head
in the hospital there,

570
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,827
so she's dead now, unfortunately.

571
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,459
l'll be home in 20 minutes.

572
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,925
Charlie, l know, l know we've been
going through some tough times,

573
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,136
but it's all gonna work out fine,
l promise you.

574
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,324
Hi. Can you send an ambulance
to 261 8 Mountain Drive?

575
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,676
So don't say l never
do nothing for you. Okay?

576
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,344
Monday the 14th.

577
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:36,556
Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's
flagpole across my lawn again

578
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,643
from 7:00 in the morning
to 7:00 in the evening.

579
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,562
That's 1 1 hours.

580
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,650
They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they?

581
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,488
Note to self,
do not set fire to the neighbor's flag.

582
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,879
Work out more ways
of being a better friend to people.

583
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,256
Kaya, for instance.
She is the girl Marty loves.

584
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,218
Deep down, she is possibly not a cunt.

585
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:19,099
Marty. Do everything to keep his mind
on track about the Seven Psychopaths.

586
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:24,104
He is the best writer of his generation,
but he needs to stay focused.

587
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,276
But do not bother him anymore
about writing his screenplay with him.

588
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,655
lf he wants your help, he will ask for it.

589
00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:42,664
Hey, hey. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

590
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,291
Hans!

591
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,395
First thing you gotta do, Charlie,
you gotta pull yourself together.

592
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:08,314
l gotta pull myself together, l know.

593
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:13,778
l have no idea where my dog is now.

594
00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,614
Right, second thing,
we simply speak to Angela,

595
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,368
see what else she knows about this guy,
where he might have got to.

596
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,621
What if she don't know much more?

597
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:27,292
All right, then we bide our time,

598
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,420
wait until they get in touch with us.

599
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,048
Bonny ain't gonna be no value to them dead.

600
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,677
Don't say "Bonny" and "dead"
in the same thing, Paulo, please.

601
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,679
l'm finding it hard enough to cope.

602
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,973
You're not pulling yourself together,
are you?

603
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,475
l am, l am.

604
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,021
My dog's gonna end up killed.

605
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,568
There's something else, Charlie.

606
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,240
The guy's got about a hundred packs
of playing cards,

607
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,536
and all the Jacks of Diamonds are gone.

608
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,626
The guy's a fucking psychopath.

609
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,381
He's so calm.

610
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,929
Man, if l'd just had my wife murdered,
l think l'd be...

611
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,597
-Angry.
-Yeah.

612
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,726
That's Hans, man. He's a proper Christian.

613
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,730
You know, proper old-time Christian.
Not like these Fox News fucks.

614
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,152
l feel bad, man.
l kind of feel like all this was my fault.

615
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,196
l kidnapped the guy's dog and all.

616
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:42,408
Come on, Billy. How could you have known
it was that psycho's dog?

617
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,751
Do you wanna help me
write Seven Psychopaths, Billy?

618
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,755
Are you being serious?

619
00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:03,179
l thought l could bounce some ideas
off you, you could tinker with some stuff.

620
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,557
l would love that, Marty.

621
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,893
l would really love that.

622
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,189
l think l'm gonna quit drinking
till the movie's done.

623
00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,901
That, right there, is a deal, man.

624
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,905
lt's not a deal, no.

625
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,283
l'm just gonna stop drinking for a while.
There's no deal involved.

626
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,368
That, right there, is

627
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,621
not a deal. Equally cool.

628
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,753
But if we go there, we're gonna get lost.

629
00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,965
You don't drink, Hans, no?

630
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,468
l take peyote, sometimes.

631
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,805
Billy has some peyote l might take later.

632
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,400
l'm sorry about your wife, Hans.

633
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,780
But l guess she's in Heaven now.

634
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,326
You believe in Heaven?

635
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,455
l'm not sure what l believe, you know.

636
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,876
l put a lot of Heaven and Hell stuff
in my stories, but l'm not sure what l believe.

637
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,341
Why don't you tell me one
of your Heaven and Hell stories, Martin?

638
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,219
Billy said he didn't think you'd like it much.

639
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:26,846
l like stories.

640
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,016
Okay.

641
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,812
This one is kind of a Heaven and Hell story.

642
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,360
lt's more of a Hell story.
lt's all about this Quaker psychopath.

643
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:44,113
Out in the fields, one day,
he comes upon his daughter.

644
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,033
She's been murdered brutally.

645
00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:56,209
...the only ones guaranteed to go to Hell
are those who die by their own hand.

646
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,961
-Stop!
-So he took out a...

647
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,296
-Stop! Stop, stop, stop.
-...cut-throat...

648
00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,547
-What?
-Yeah, what?

649
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:06,094
l just... l don't think that's a very nice story.

650
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,013
l wanna know what happens at the end.

651
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,474
Well...

652
00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,059
So...

653
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,021
The killer took out a cut-throat razor
and as he

654
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:22,652
cut his throat open, he whispered,
"Now are you happy, old man?"

655
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,862
-And the last thing that...
-The killer ever saw...

656
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,158
That the killer ever saw, yes,
was the old man take out a razor of his own,

657
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,161
put it to his throat and...

658
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,083
And slice.

659
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,386
That's a very good story.

660
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,099
Did you make that up all by yourself?

661
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,654
Some of the details aren't exactly right,
of course.

662
00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:11,159
l wouldn't necessarily call myself
a psychopath, you know,

663
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,286
and l didn't go to Hell, obviously.

664
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,748
l don't know if he did. Yet.

665
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,796
Our beautiful daughter was black.
l don't think you mentioned that.

666
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,092
And l was not on my own the whole time,
following him.

667
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:30,970
You know, you can't do that kind of work
all on your own.

668
00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:38,519
But looking back on what's been wasted...

669
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,190
At the time, l thought it had to be done.

670
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,817
l'm not so sure anymore.

671
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,404
Course it had to be done. He killed your kid.

672
00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,948
You had to fuck him over
by any means necessary.

673
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,950
Well, as Gandhi said...

674
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:56,245
Oh, you two. lf it ain't Gandhi,
it's Jesus Christ.

675
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,915
"An eye for an eye
leaves the whole world blind."

676
00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,541
l believe that wholeheartedly.

677
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:15,014
No, it doesn't.
There'll be one guy left with one eye.

678
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,934
How's the last blind guy
gonna take out the eye

679
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:21,479
of the last guy left who's still got one eye?

680
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:26,109
All that guy has to do is run away
and hide behind a bush.

681
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,236
Gandhi was wrong.

682
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:32,073
lt's just that nobody's got the balls
to come right out and say it.

683
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,452
Hans, l'm trying to write something about
the kinds of things you're talking about.

684
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:41,374
Yeah. Would you like
to help write it with me?

685
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,044
-You said l could help write it with you.
-Yeah, we can all help write it with me.

686
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:49,340
He doesn't even wanna help write it with you.
His wife just died.

687
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:52,260
l don't mind helping,
as long as it isn't gonna be too violent.

688
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,971
-Of course it's gonna be too violent.
-That's the whole point.

689
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,141
l told you 20 times, Billy,
l don't want it to be violent.

690
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,812
-l want it to be life-affirming.
-Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming!

691
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,565
-lt's about seven fucking psychopaths!
-Hey!

692
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,652
No, you know what l think
the movie should be?

693
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:16,200
The first half should be a perfect setup
for an out-and-out revenge flick.

694
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:19,495
-Yeah.
-Violence. Guns.

695
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,956
All the usual bullshit. And then...

696
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,376
l don't know, man, it's...

697
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,296
The lead characters should just walk away.

698
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:32,717
They should just drive off into the desert
and pitch a tent somewhere

699
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,012
and just talk for the rest of

700
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:41,851
the frigging movie.
No shoot-outs, no payoffs.

701
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:44,896
Just human beings talking.

702
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,481
What, are we making French movies now?

703
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,610
That sounds like the stupidest ending.
No shoot-outs?

704
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:55,364
That sounds like the stupidest ending
to a movie l've ever fucking...

705
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,116
No shoot-outs?

706
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,414
-No?
-No!

707
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:14,634
Wow.

708
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:18,471
Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out,
that'd be the perfect place.

709
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,056
l know we're not gonna have a shoot-out.

710
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,016
l'm just saying
if we were gonna have a shoot-out.

711
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,977
Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph.

712
01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,724
Martin, l've been reading your movie.

713
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:09,730
-What do you think?
-Your women characters are awful.

714
01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:14,193
None of them have anything
to say for themselves.

715
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:18,114
And most of them get either shot
or stabbed to death within five minutes.

716
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,908
And the ones that don't
probably will later on.

717
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,703
Well...

718
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:27,331
lt's a hard world for women. You know?

719
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:32,253
-And l guess that's what l'm trying to say.
-Yeah, it's a hard world for women,

720
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,964
but most of the ones l know
can string a sentence together.

721
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,594
Didn't you like anything in it?

722
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:43,306
-You know who l'm intrigued by?
-Who's that?

723
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:47,351
This Vietnamese guy with the hooker.
ls it like a dream sequence?

724
01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,562
No. The Vietnamese guy...

725
01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,566
l just know his story
ain't gonna end in nothing

726
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,777
but carnage and horror and...

727
01:00:58,363 --> 01:00:59,697
So l didn't even wanna write it.

728
01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:02,158
He's not even a priest.

729
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,953
l just like the image of a Vietnamese guy
in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44.

730
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,790
Anyway, his story is...

731
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,668
He was in the Vietcong for many years.

732
01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:16,672
A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho.

733
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,346
And when the war was ended,
he returned to his little farming village

734
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,891
with all intentions of living a peaceful life
with his wife and daughters.

735
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,852
But the little farming village
he came from was called

736
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:31,020
My Lai.

737
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:39,904
And his wife wasn't there anymore.
And his daughters weren't there anymore.

738
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,702
And he ventured to the USA to track down

739
01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:48,245
all the members of Charlie Company

740
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,123
who raped and butchered
his whole entire family.

741
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,711
You see where l'm going with this, right?

742
01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:01,092
Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them
by the time he got to Phoenix,

743
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,927
where some kind of convention
was about to be held

744
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,262
on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War.

745
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:08,140
And he's got a big bomb with him
that he's gonna strap to a hooker

746
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,142
and send her
into the middle of this convention.

747
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,979
So this is the night that we meet him,
and the hooker's there in her panties.

748
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,942
And, like l said, there's no way
that story's ending but grimly.

749
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:21,404
That's a great fucking psychopath, Marty.

750
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:27,326
Yeah. But it's not what l wanna
really be writing about anymore.

751
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,376
New idea. How about we change the title
from the Seven Psychopaths

752
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,004
to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled
And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Shit

753
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,674
And Are Really Nice To Everybody
And Two Of 'Em Are Black?

754
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,175
How about that?

755
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,669
l'm out here in the wilderness

756
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,214
trying to think about some ideas.

757
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:28,304
Anyway, the way l picture your screenplay,

758
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:32,641
especially with this Vietnamese guy who,
of course, l'm fascinated by.

759
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:39,398
Pressure. Pressure.

760
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,110
l'm a little nervous.

761
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,821
Okay, everybody comfortable?

762
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,699
Cell phones off, right?

763
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:51,410
Okay, here we go.

764
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,537
Exterior.

765
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,165
Cemetery. Night.

766
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,084
The shoot-out. Yeah!

767
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:03,714
The Jack O' Diamonds
is waiting there with Bonny,

768
01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,342
and he's arranged to give him back
and have this whole thing end

769
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,886
because all he really wants is peace.
You know,

770
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,847
like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy.

771
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,017
Anyway, he's waiting there
for the Mafia boss,

772
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:18,270
who's agreed to show up alone
and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what?

773
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,731
Wait, wait a minute.

774
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,775
Surely he knows that
the Mafia boss is a psycho?

775
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,444
Why would he believe
he'd show up alone and unarmed?

776
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:28,781
-You know?
-Yeah.

777
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,372
Exactly!

778
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,416
Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds
was expecting to get double-crossed

779
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:43,003
because he just happens to have
brought a couple of friends along.

780
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,258
Suddenly, from out of every fucking grave

781
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,302
burst the seven psychopaths,
a gun in every hand.

782
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,807
Flamethrower! Who the fuck is that?

783
01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,271
lt's the Vietcong guy.
He was hiding up a tree.

784
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,276
You! You're there, but you're just there
to observe, and that's all right.

785
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,237
Nobody thinks you're a pussy.
But it's started raining now.

786
01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:10,990
Lightning.

787
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:15,869
And oh, no, look who's wandered in
like a fucking idiot.

788
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:20,124
lt's Kaya. She's come to say sorry to you,
and she loves you,

789
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,252
and that she didn't mean
to be such a fucking bitch.

790
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,505
You scream out, "Kaya! Stay back!"

791
01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,633
Too late, she's fucking mown down.

792
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,344
Fucking mown down!

793
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,309
Her head almost comes off.

794
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:43,439
Her head does come off. You scream out
her name, all sad, and she dies.

795
01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:48,402
"Kaya! Kaya!"

796
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:53,365
You throw your notepad away.
Art and peace and all that shit can wait!

797
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,743
Now's the time for men to be men!

798
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,925
"Fuck you, you cunts!"

799
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:15,721
lt's really emotional.

800
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,973
And then... Hold on.

801
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,020
Yeah...

802
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,733
The black chick from the serial killer killers.
She fought good, but she's the next to croak.

803
01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,820
Zachariah dies, too. He buys it.

804
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,825
Dies in her arms. And they die and
they're old and mental, and so much in love.

805
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,036
You know, it's really sad.

806
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,747
But his rabbit gets away, though,

807
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,917
because you can't let the animals
die in a movie. Just the women.

808
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,712
Anyway, guns, guns, guns!
Blam, blam, blam.

809
01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,387
The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies,

810
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,431
and he never even had a fucking name,
and he's so good.

811
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,725
With his dying move,
he throws his nunchakus

812
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,060
and he kills two of the bastards.

813
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,853
Nunchakus are Japanese.

814
01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,356
So the only ones left are you

815
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,274
and Hans.

816
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:24,415
Peace is for queers.
And now you're gonna die.

817
01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,958
But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all.

818
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,294
He was just a bit injured and
he had a fucking crossbow up his sleeve.

819
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,886
That's not enough,
so he pulls out a shotgun.

820
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723
Goodbye.

821
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,561
And as the Jack O' Diamonds
dies in their arms, he whispers,

822
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:50,649
"We did good, we did good,
didn't we, Marty?"

823
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,153
And through your tears, you say,
"Ah, bejesus, Jack,

824
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,822
"we did more than good. We did grand."

825
01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:03,787
Jack says, "All l ever wanted was to be your
friend. Marty, l'm your friend now, ain't l?"

826
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:08,584
And you say, "Ah, bejesus, sure,
you're me best friend, Jack.

827
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,335
"You're me best friend."

828
01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:13,297
And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies.

829
01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:17,801
And as his soul leaves his body
to go dance with the angels,

830
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:23,015
we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery
and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn.

831
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:27,936
Skies blue enough to suggest
that maybe there can be peace

832
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,274
one day in this troubled but beautiful world.

833
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,820
Maybe there can be peace
because that would be good!

834
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:43,577
That's the end?

835
01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,537
Yeah!

836
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,042
So, opinions?

837
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:54,087
Well...

838
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,215
lt's very...

839
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,178
-l like it.
-You like it? Hey!

840
01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:02,763
All right.

841
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,474
-lt's got layers, you know.
-Layers?

842
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,559
Like a pie. Like a cake.

843
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,437
lt's got... lt's got many layers.

844
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,856
This is an important demographic.

845
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,151
So, what do you think?

846
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,487
l think it's very, it's very, you know...

847
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,740
-Moving.
-Very... Moving. Moving.

848
01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,450
l was paying attention, l'll tell you that.

849
01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:26,453
You were... Moving.

850
01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,288
lt's impossible

851
01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,167
for someone's head to actually explode,
isn't it? When it gets shot.

852
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:33,877
No, no, it's possible.

853
01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:37,589
lf the person's head
was made out of explosives, it's possible.

854
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,676
Yeah. l like that.

855
01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:49,101
Hans.

856
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,159
Billy's a psychopath, Hans.

857
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,875
l guess he's made it into your movie, then?

858
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,265
Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart.

859
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,687
Marty, is that what l think it is?

860
01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,523
lf you think it's a bottle of bourbon,
then yeah.

861
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,611
Do you want some?

862
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,116
-Hans.
-Are you not gonna say something?

863
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,243
Where's the peyote, Billy?

864
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,330
Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party?

865
01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:52,831
Why not?

866
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,929
l think

867
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,847
l'd have made a great Pope.

868
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,021
-l'd have been very lenient.
-You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans.

869
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,400
Hans,

870
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,782
isn't one of us gonna address
the elephant in the room?

871
01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,201
The what?

872
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:35,666
Yeah, who's on the fucking peyote
around here, Marty?

873
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:49,638
Paw.

874
01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,891
l'm sorry if l haven't been
a very good friend to you, Billy.

875
01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,059
Paw.

876
01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:57,980
You've been a good friend to me, Marty.
What are you talking about?

877
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:12,536
Why did you kill all those people?

878
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:20,293
Like l told you at Kaya's party, l killed
all those people to spur you on a little bit

879
01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:24,089
and give you something to write about
and get you to finish your screenplay.

880
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,926
You told me...

881
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,761
When?

882
01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:45,027
l can't believe you told me about this
at the party, man!

883
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:52,075
Maybe l am an alcoholic
if l could forget something like that.

884
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,789
Maybe l am an alcoholic.

885
01:13:02,754 --> 01:13:04,796
Okay, listen. l didn't tell you about it
at the party.

886
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,383
l was just kidding about that
because you surprised me,

887
01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,385
and it would have been ridiculous
telling you at the party.

888
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,220
You might have told somebody,
got me in trouble.

889
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,556
Then why did you just tell me
that you told me?

890
01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:18,018
To make you think a little bit about
your alcohol issues. How about that?

891
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,978
Billy, you kill women!

892
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,106
l killed a woman. Take it easy.

893
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:27,152
-You shot her in the stomach, Billy.
-That's better than the head, ain't it?

894
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,197
-Not really, no.
-l said l was sorry, didn't l?

895
01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,406
Yeah, well...

896
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,910
l don't hang out with people
who kill women, Billy,

897
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,454
and l certainly don't
write screenplays with them.

898
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,833
What are you talking about, Marty?

899
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,420
You'd best pack the tent up, Billy.

900
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,549
lt's over.

901
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,386
lt's over?

902
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766
Now what...

903
01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,852
Where's this other fucking nutcase?

904
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,774
Hans!

905
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:08,110
Hans.

906
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,863
Hans. We're leaving.

907
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:18,537
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace.
Some gray place.

908
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:22,165
l thought she'd be in Heaven,
but she's sitting on a chair

909
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,709
with a bullet in her head.

910
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,337
l thought they'd have cleaned
that kind of stuff up.

911
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,258
Maybe you've just eaten too many
hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.

912
01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,094
Nothing to do with the hallucinogens.

913
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,847
But you've just seen Myra on a chair
with a bullet through her head.

914
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,682
ln some gray place.

915
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,559
England?

916
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,853
lt seemed a lot worse than that.

917
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,564
Wow.

918
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,817
Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this
on the drive home?

919
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,986
l mean, we may find
some perfectly reasonable...

920
01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,741
Jesus.

921
01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,118
Billy.

922
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,912
Billy?

923
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,259
ln the tent, dumbo.

924
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,594
What?

925
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,387
Now don't get mad.

926
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,517
What the hell did you do?

927
01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,270
l set the car on fire.

928
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,648
How the hell are we supposed to get home?

929
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,859
We're in the middle
of the fucking desert, Billy.

930
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,777
Yeah, that's the least of our worries.

931
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,783
What else did you do?

932
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,410
l'll give you a clue.

933
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,373
Come on in.

934
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,667
So, yeah, l just called up old Charlie Costello

935
01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,836
and l told him where we were and
to come down and get his dog back

936
01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:52,756
and said if he had any trouble finding us,
just look for a Buick on fire.

937
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,384
But l did tell him to promise to come alone
and unarmed, and he said he would.

938
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,054
And he'll be here in a couple of hours,
depending on traffic.

939
01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:03,642
Now, l've labeled these guns for you,
but you totally don't have to use them.

940
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:07,062
l won't think you're pussies,
but l'm gonna hang on to mine.

941
01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:10,690
l think we've done enough of this
"talking about peace in the desert" type stuff.

942
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,900
Don't you?

943
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,027
l do. This movie ends my way.

944
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:23,245
Well, that's just fucking great! Oh, great!

945
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,165
You know what that is?
Do you know what that is?

946
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,085
-Great?
-That's just fucking great!

947
01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,677
How far is the walk to the Welcome Center?

948
01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:40,595
We can't leave him.

949
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,140
You ain't gonna fight.

950
01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:47,352
Of course l ain't gonna fight,
but l ain't gonna run.

951
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,188
-What are you gonna do, then?
-l guess l'm gonna die.

952
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:54,484
-Friends don't make their friends die, Hans.
-Psychopathic friends do.

953
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,697
You're the one who thought
psychopaths were so interesting.

954
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,701
They get kind of tiresome after a while,
don't you think?

955
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,971
ls that a guinea pig? lt's a gerbil, isn't it?
That's enormous.

956
01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:26,099
Hey, Marty, we just seen
some kind of giant gerbil.

957
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,772
Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard.

958
01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:38,570
You might wanna stop drinking, Martin,
if this is the way you're gonna behave.

959
01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,740
lf this is the way l'm gonna...

960
01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:45,827
This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer
to come down and psycho-kill us.

961
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,580
And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief
in the afterlife

962
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,082
because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate.

963
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,752
And you motherfuckers
are telling me to behave?

964
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,672
Time out. What's all this about doubting
a lifelong belief in the afterlife

965
01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,299
because of a psychedelic cactus
you just ate?

966
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,468
-Hans, what the heck?
-l met Myra.

967
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,472
On the ridge. She had some things to say.

968
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,351
About the afterlife being non-existent
or something?

969
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,561
That was the gist.

970
01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:16,107
No, no, it might have sounded like Myra.

971
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,610
But you know why?

972
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:24,616
Now don't get mad, but you know
l can do Myra's voice pretty good.

973
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:29,954
Yeah, l snuck up there a little while ago
and l pretended to be her.

974
01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,083
l started saying all kinds of crazy stuff.

975
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:39,130
But what specifically did you say?

976
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,384
About the place

977
01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:46,012
you were in. The place Myra was in.

978
01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,600
How did you describe it, specifically?

979
01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,647
-You mean specifically?
-Yeah.

980
01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,150
l just kind of said it was all kind of...

981
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,157
l just kind of said it was all kind of

982
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,617
gray and shit.

983
01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:12,914
No.

984
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,548
Oh, great, now l have to kill everybody
all on my own.

985
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,553
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard.

986
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:14,184
That's all right.
lt was a pretty good punch for a pacifist.

987
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,148
l love you, man.

988
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567
l love you, too.

989
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:28,323
Listen, if you're not gonna be
really doing any shooting,

990
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,992
maybe you should just go with Hans,
see he gets back all right.

991
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:37,415
l think l'll see how this plays out.
Sure l'm drunk now anyway.

992
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,423
Seriously, Marty,
you gotta do something about your drinking

993
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,468
because, l swear to God,
it's gonna wind up killing you.

994
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,490
This is kind of like that window of time
when you're waiting in the waiting room

995
01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,367
of the VD clinic, isn't it?

996
01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:17,288
For the door to open and the doctor to
come out and say, "Billy, you're good to go."

997
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,417
Or, "Billy, you've got VD."

998
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,884
Or chlamydia or whatever.

999
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,228
He's all alone.

1000
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,481
What the hell's he all alone for?

1001
01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:07,880
Turn around again.

1002
01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:14,387
And lift up yourjacket.

1003
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,187
-You shot him in the back.
-Of course l shot him in the back.

1004
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,731
l was going for his spine.

1005
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:30,278
-But he was unarmed.
-My ass, he was fucking unarmed.

1006
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,616
Where's your guns?

1007
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,035
-Where's your guns?
-You said don't bring none,

1008
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,786
so l didn't bring none.

1009
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,163
Hey, Bonny baby.

1010
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:44,334
You didn't bring a gun
to the final shoot-out? Bullshit.

1011
01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:46,127
And don't talk to my dog!

1012
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,213
He said don't bring none,
so l didn't bring none.

1013
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,050
-Who are you?
-Just Billy's friend.

1014
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:56,054
-Found it, motherfucker.
-Your friend's a fucking nut.

1015
01:22:56,138 --> 01:23:00,558
My ass, you was fucking unarmed.
l found it, motherfucker.

1016
01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:02,268
lt's a flare gun, Billy.

1017
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,437
You could do a lot of damage
with a flare gun.

1018
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:06,189
-Think l'm gonna die.
-What?

1019
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,150
-l think l'm gonna die.
-Well, don't keep going on about it!

1020
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,652
You fucking cunt.

1021
01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,945
Fucking ruined everything now.

1022
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:18,242
Will you let me give him a couple of kisses
and a couple of scratches?

1023
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:22,497
No, l ain't gonna let you give him
a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches!

1024
01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,916
Billy, we gotta get him to a hospital.

1025
01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:30,004
Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind?

1026
01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:33,925
You don't take the chief fucking villain
to a fucking hospital.

1027
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,428
Put your hands up.

1028
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,138
No.

1029
01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:23,307
-What?
-l said no.

1030
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:26,644
-Why not?
-l don't want to.

1031
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,022
-But l've got a gun.
-l don't care.

1032
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:32,942
But...

1033
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,319
lt doesn't make any sense.

1034
01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,071
Too bad.

1035
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,909
Well...

1036
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:46,038
-Where are your friends?
-l don't know.

1037
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,583
-Yes, you do know.
-No, l don't know.

1038
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,752
-You do know.
-Shoot me, then.

1039
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,515
Fucking dick-bags.

1040
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,934
This is just un-fucking-believable, man.

1041
01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,772
-We can't just let him bleed to death.
-We totally can.

1042
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:14,066
We totally can let him bleed to death.
That's totally what we can do.

1043
01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,860
l'm not leaving without my dog.

1044
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:21,073
Listen up, you bald-headed fag.
lt's you or your fucking dog!

1045
01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:25,036
l gotta pick me, don't l? 'Cause if l'm dead,
l ain't gonna have a dog anyway.

1046
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,079
That's very good. That's very brainy.

1047
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,208
And if l'm alive, l can always come back here
and get my dog

1048
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,543
and blow your goddamn head off, can't l?

1049
01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:36,130
That's exactly right.
With your faggy little flare gun.

1050
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,507
You cunt.

1051
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,260
-Can l have my flare gun back?
-No, you can't have your flare gun back.

1052
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,724
What, is he drinking and driving?

1053
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,270
l'll be back for you.

1054
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,908
That was the worst final shoot-out
l've ever fucking seen, man.

1055
01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:10,414
Why would he only bring a flare gun
to the big final...

1056
01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,337
Oh, l get it.

1057
01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,008
Motherfucker.

1058
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:36,899
You got a gun?

1059
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,288
You don't got a gun, do you, Quaker?

1060
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:58,504
You better keep out of the way now, all right,
old man? l like you.

1061
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,256
Hey.

1062
01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,721
Stop! Police!

1063
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,829
lt isn't gray

1064
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,582
at all.

1065
01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,852
Shit!

1066
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,901
-Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
-Don't believe in them.

1067
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,363
ln guns? You don't believe in guns?

1068
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:09,825
They ain't fucking leprechauns,
you dumb Mick. What are you talking about?

1069
01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,036
l was trying to save your life, man.

1070
01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:15,957
lt's a flesh wound, you fucking idiot.

1071
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:17,708
Give me my gun.

1072
01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:22,505
Cops are coming, Charlie.

1073
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,383
We had to whack that Quaker guy.

1074
01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,557
Don't you wish you had a gun now?

1075
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,275
No.

1076
01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,737
l don't.

1077
01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,949
So why don't you go fuck yourself.

1078
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,911
Where's the other guy, Charlie?

1079
01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,251
Down the road a-ways with my dog.

1080
01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:02,878
What are we gonna do?

1081
01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:12,096
We're gonna go get my dog.

1082
01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:23,607
What's with your sour fucking puss?

1083
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,818
l could've just killed you now, couldn't l?

1084
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:30,740
You've had your friend killed, and you're
just about to have your other friend killed,

1085
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:33,826
but that still only makes two friends killed.

1086
01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:38,039
l've had four of my guys killed,
and also my girlfriend killed,

1087
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,709
who l didn't like much,
but that's still five friends killed.

1088
01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:45,171
That's three more friends killed
than you've had friends killed,

1089
01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:48,799
so don't give me
that moany fucking face, okay?

1090
01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:03,147
What? What do you see?

1091
01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:07,651
Oh, nothing.
Just the perfect place for a final shoot-out.

1092
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,728
Get away from the car! Get away from the car!

1093
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:04,708
Throw your guns down,
or the alcoholic gets it!

1094
01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,293
Don't throw down shit, Billy!

1095
01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:09,672
No, no. This is working out perfect.

1096
01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:11,423
Here's my guns, mister.

1097
01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:18,389
And the other one!

1098
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,600
-l only had two.
-Man, l saw you with three!

1099
01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:25,312
All right, all right, you're one smart cheese!

1100
01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,610
Now get down here with my fucking dog!

1101
01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:33,571
Are you gonna let Marty go if l do?

1102
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,907
Yes, l'm gonna let Marty go if you do.

1103
01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,243
He didn't have anything to do
with any of this.

1104
01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,829
He was just writing a movie.

1105
01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,039
-Are you?
-Yeah.

1106
01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:47,001
-What's it called?
-Seven Psychopaths.

1107
01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,132
l'm coming down.

1108
01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,137
l was just trying to buy

1109
01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:01,932
some time because l had to

1110
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,811
reload something.

1111
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:09,106
Forgot about the flare gun, you fucking idiot.

1112
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,610
-Bonny.
-Yeah, Bonny, l know.

1113
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,488
And l like this dog.

1114
01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:21,285
Please. Bonny's not part of the gang.
That's not fair.

1115
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:23,287
You gonna cry?

1116
01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,124
Marty, get going.

1117
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,461
They killed Hans, Billy.

1118
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,177
Ah, man.

1119
01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:41,805
l didn't kill him. He killed him.

1120
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,974
Don't kill my dog.

1121
01:32:44,643 --> 01:32:47,311
Marty, get going. Write it up.

1122
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,817
Come with me, Billy. Please.

1123
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,987
l told you, didn't l, Marty?

1124
01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:02,368
-Told me what, Billy?
-This movie ends my way.

1125
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,583
Oh, fuck.

1126
01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:30,354
-What's the matter with your fucking gun?
-Gets jammed sometimes.

1127
01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,359
At the fucking standoff?

1128
01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,945
-Paolo, shoot him.
-At the fucking standoff?

1129
01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,114
Paolo, shoot him while he's not looking.

1130
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,825
-l am looking. Clearly, l'm looking.
-And l ain't shooting.

1131
01:33:42,909 --> 01:33:45,035
What do you mean, you ain't shooting?
He's gonna shoot my dog.

1132
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,620
Yeah, well, fuck your dog.

1133
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,664
Fuck my dog?

1134
01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:51,500
Hey, mongoloid, fix your fucking gun,

1135
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:55,045
or your little gay dog's little gay head's
gonna fucking explode.

1136
01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,298
-He doesn't have a gay head.
-Five.

1137
01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,550
-He has a normal head.
-Four.

1138
01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,762
-Three.
-Can you go back to five?

1139
01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:05,806
l ain't going back to five, man.

1140
01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:07,891
l ain't going back to five.

1141
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,111
Five.

1142
01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,573
Four.

1143
01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:26,535
Three.

1144
01:34:28,747 --> 01:34:29,913
Two.

1145
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,015
Drop your gun! Let me see your hands!

1146
01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,516
Hands, move!

1147
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:55,022
Come here, baby. Come to Daddy.

1148
01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:05,949
Paw.

1149
01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,493
He's my friend.

1150
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,268
To Martin, l...

1151
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,772
Well, l ain't any kind of a screenwriter
as you know,

1152
01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,942
but l've been kind of trying to
come up with some sort of solution

1153
01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:27,906
to your Vietcong psychopath conundrum
and, goldarnit, l think l may have found one.

1154
01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:30,200
So, there's this

1155
01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,747
Vietnamese guy, and he's in this hotel room
in Phoenix,

1156
01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:39,710
and he's sweating. He's sweating like hell.
He's burning up.

1157
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:44,381
He takes out from his pocket a .44.
He checks it's loaded.

1158
01:36:45,592 --> 01:36:50,179
l don't know why he checks it's loaded.
Surely he's the one who loaded it?

1159
01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:55,851
Anyway, a hooker comes out
of the bathroom in a beautiful red dress.

1160
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,312
She says, "Would you like to make love,

1161
01:36:58,396 --> 01:37:02,733
"or should we have
an intelligent conversation instead?

1162
01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:06,612
"l've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky
lately, l think he's a marvel."

1163
01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:11,074
The Vietnamese guy, you know,
he doesn't know what she's talking about.

1164
01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:14,077
He's Vietnamese. So, anyway,

1165
01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,998
you said you wanted some sex in it,
so l guess they're having sex.

1166
01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,626
Desist, brother.

1167
01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,045
You know this will not help us.

1168
01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:31,303
He sniffs the air. He says the single word...

1169
01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:32,471
Gasoline.

1170
01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:35,516
The hooker, she studied Vietnamese at Yale.

1171
01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:38,310
l don't smell gas.

1172
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,607
You will.

1173
01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:46,818
He drags her to the place

1174
01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:49,530
where the convention's being held.

1175
01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:54,243
She's got the dynamite tied to her.
He's got the gasoline he's just bought.

1176
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,209
She backs away, petrified.

1177
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:06,588
He pours the gas out onto the floor.
lt reaches her feet.

1178
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:09,550
A little of it has splashed over himself.
lt doesn't matter.

1179
01:38:09,634 --> 01:38:14,596
He takes out a match. ln perfect Vietnamese,
the hooker whispers...

1180
01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,515
Desist, brother.

1181
01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,642
You know this will not help us.

1182
01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:29,778
He shuts his eyes.
Then he opens them again.

1183
01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:34,950
He ain't in Phoenix anymore.

1184
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:40,330
He's sitting in the middle of a street
in Saigon circa 1963

1185
01:38:40,665 --> 01:38:44,543
in the orange robes of his Buddhist order,

1186
01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:47,546
and he's drenched himself in gasoline.

1187
01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:52,509
As he finally manages to push

1188
01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:56,930
the thoughts of anger and hate
out of his gentle mind,

1189
01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,558
a fellow monk pleads with him one final time.

1190
01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:02,853
Desist, brother.

1191
01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,480
You know this will not help us.

1192
01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,650
And all angry thoughts finally dispelled.

1193
01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:17,909
The first monk ever to burn himself to death
to protest the war whispers,

1194
01:39:18,536 --> 01:39:19,786
"lt might."

1195
01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,038
lt might.

1196
01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:24,791
"lt might." And he lights the match.

1197
01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:35,469
So, you know, your Vietcong psycho story

1198
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:41,475
becomes the final thoughts of a man
who chose not the darkness,

1199
01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,060
but the light.

1200
01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:45,937
The light being, you know,

1201
01:39:46,356 --> 01:39:49,358
suicide by self-immolation.

1202
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:56,406
But l think that's the best we're gonna get.
And, you know...

1203
01:39:58,284 --> 01:39:59,660
l know you said

1204
01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:06,208
dream sequences are for fags,
but l think it could work, don't you?

1205
01:40:06,793 --> 01:40:08,669
We all gotta dream,

1206
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,380
don't we?

1207
01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,932
Not just fags.

1208
01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:27,813
Oh, by the way, l don't think
they like being called "fags" anymore.

1209
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:32,109
l think nowadays they prefer "homos."

1210
01:42:03,201 --> 01:42:05,202
-Hello?
-ls this Martin?

1211
01:42:05,703 --> 01:42:08,705
-Yeah, who's this?
-lt's Zachariah Rigby.

1212
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:15,796
The guy you promised you'd put his number
up at the end of your movie.

1213
01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:21,384
Well, l went to see your movie yesterday.
Guess what?

1214
01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,429
-Shit.
-Now how's she ever gonna fucking find me?

1215
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:26,014
-l didn't think you were...
-Serious?

1216
01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:30,268
You didn't think l was serious
just because l carry a rabbit around?

1217
01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:33,939
Listen, l'll get them to change the credits.
l'll get them to put your number up.

1218
01:42:34,023 --> 01:42:36,399
No, no, no.

1219
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:40,237
You're miles too late, you know that, Martin.

1220
01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,240
And you promised on your life.

1221
01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:46,743
You know what that means, don't you?

1222
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,541
l said,
"You know what that means, don't you?"

1223
01:42:54,377 --> 01:42:56,586
l'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday.

1224
01:42:58,965 --> 01:43:00,382
That's good.

1225
01:43:01,384 --> 01:43:02,926
l'm not doing anything Tuesday.

1226
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,599
You sound different.

1227
01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,771
You sound like
you've been through a wringer.

1228
01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:18,984
A little.

1229
01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,034
Tuesday doesn't really work for me.

1230
01:43:29,912 --> 01:43:31,288
Can l get back to you?

1231
01:43:34,542 --> 01:43:35,625
Sure.

1232
01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:38,879
l'll be right here.

1233
01:43:41,424 --> 01:43:42,632
l know.

1234
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:54,477
Come on, Carrie.

1235
01:43:55,563 --> 01:43:56,980
Let's go home, baby.

1236
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:26,786
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