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警察學校3
20分鐘後關門 We close in 20 minutes.
該死! Damn!
謝謝 Thanks.
- 這兩個該死的傢伙在哪裏? - 車庫太大 老大 - Where the hell are these clowns? - It is a large garage, sir.
- 我們在這兒! - 你白癡呀? - We're over here! - Are you an idiot?
他們在那兒 There they are.
蹲下 Get down.
人齊了 It's about time.
我聞夠了尾氣 I've sucked up enough fumesto last me a lifetime.
起來! Stand up!
誰安排的 這麼變態的約會? What's with all this deep - throat crap?
別看我 是他的主意 Don't look at me. It wasn't my ideato meet here. It was his.
不能讓人看見我們在一起 We shouldn't be seen together.
注意安全 Just thinking of the safety factorof Operation Fiasco.
我這麼想的 先生 That's what I call this, sir.
一群白癡 I work with the village idiot.
- 你們有什麼好主意? - 老大 你的眼鏡 - Do you guys have any idea - - - Sir, your glasses!
你們… 摘掉眼鏡! Do you guys.... Take off your glasses.
你們認為本州 應該有幾所警校? Do you guys have any idea how manypolice academies are in this state?
- 是巧問妙答嗎 老大? - 不 不是 - Is this a trick question, sir? - No, this is not a trick question, sir.
- 兩所 - 錯! - Two. - Wrong.
據我所知 有一所警校要關門 My sources have informed me thatone of them is about to be terminated.
- 哪一個? - 不知道 - Which one? - I don't know.
還沒有最後定 They haven't decided yet.
所以叫你們來 And that's where you two come in.
我需要兩員幹將 證實拉薩爾警校不如我的 I need two good men that'll make sureLassard's academy fails and not mine.
我需要兩員幹將 收集拉薩爾警校的信息… I need two good menthat'll inform on Lassard's academy...
然後告訴我 他們的一切 and tell me every move they make.
我需要兩員幹將 能夠賣母求榮 I need two good menthat'll sell out their mothers to get ahead.
- 那就是我們 - 很好 - That's us. - Good.
可以走了嗎? Can we go now?
我們分開走 We should split up.
注意安全 我們先走 Safety factor. We'll go first.
好像關門了 老大 Looks like it's closed, sir.
我們被鎖在裏面了 They locked us in.
車! The car!
別擔心 老大! No problem, sir!
抓到了! 快停下! I got it! Please!
- 我的車! - 快停下! - My car! - Please, stop!
我的車 My car.
作為這個州的州長… As governor of this great state of ours...
我自豪地看到 這些即將畢業的警官 it fills me with prideto see these graduating police cadets.
同時告訴大家 一個壞消息… I'm also sad to tell you...
這是最後一次 有兩個班畢業 that this is the last timewe will be graduating two classes.
什麼? What?
是緊縮開支的時候了一所警校 將被關閉 It's time to tighten our belts.It's time to close one of the academies.
但是 關閉哪一所呢? 為了公平起見… But in the spirit of fair play, which isthe hallmark of my administration...
我指定了一個委員會… I have appointed a committee...
來評估 比較兩所警校 to evaluate and comparethe two academies.
這樣 警校的命運 就握在他們自己手中 That way, their fate will restin their own hands.
我確信 兩位校長 都會好好把握機會… I am certain that both commandantswill welcome such a challenge.
打到了! Got it!
是這樣嗎 毛瑟校長? 拉薩爾校長? Isn't that true, Comdt. Mauserand Comdt. Lassard?
好吧 拉薩爾校長 祝您好運 Well, Comdt. Lassard, good luck, sir.
- 祝好學校獲勝 - 應該是這樣 先生 - May the better academy win. - We intend to, sir.
別太自信 毛瑟校長 Don't be too sure, Comdt. Mauser.
我們有很好的生源 很好的師資 We have many wonderful new recruitswhich we shall mold in my own image.
如您所願 先生 Promise me you'll do that, sir, please.
先生 委員會 Sir, the committee.
女士們 先生們 榮幸地告訴大家 Ladies, gentlemen, truly a pleasure.
誰要騎警保護 不要羞於啟齒 Anyone need a ride, police escort?Don't hesitate to ask.
州長 講得好! Governor, magnificent speech!
好啊! 為你鼓掌 Bravo! I applaud you.
為什麼拐彎磨角 毛瑟? Why beat around the bush, Mauser?
直接跪下 舔他的屁股 Just get down on your kneesand kiss his ass.
不要你來多嘴 卡拉漢 I don't need any tactical advicefrom you, Callahan.
州長! Governor!
我知道您很忙 但我作了一些研究… I know you're a busy man, sir,but I've been doing a study...
關於訓練方法 也許您有興趣 on some training techniquesI thought might interest you.
州長趕時間 毛瑟校長 The Governor is in a hurry,Comdt. Mauser.
寫了一個備忘錄 I could memo you on these, sir.
州長 我代表大家的意思 Governor, I speak for everyonewhen I say - -
我向您保證 州長… Let me assure you, Governor...
毛瑟校長不代表這所學校 Comdt. Mauserdoes not speak for this academy.
州長 我想說的是… Governor, what I meant to say was - -
克制一點兒 白癡 你讓州長難堪了 Get a hold of yourself, you idiot.You're making the Governor sick!
你給州長留下了深刻印象 You certainly madea lasting impression on the Governor.
唯一的印象會是這份文件留下的! The only impression that counts, sir,is in this file!
一切結束的時候 看誰會贏得學校 We'll see who's got an academywhen this is over.
學監! Proctor!
- 不必擔心 先生 - 對 讓我們來解決 - You have nothing to worry about, sir. - Right. Just leave everything to us.
我們要讓毛瑟自食其果走吧 We'll make Mauser eat those words.Let's go.
- 馬浩尼 - 很好 - Mahoney. - Right.
好 繼續 夥計們! Okay, come on now. Guys!
噢 姑娘們 當然 抱歉好吧 繼續 1號! Girls, of course, I'm sorry.All right, keep it up! Number one!
運球 上籃! 動起來運球 上籃! Take it on, drive it in here! Keep it alive.Take it in, drive in!
別松勁! 運球… Keep your arms up! Take it! Take it on....
再來! 回傳 停 停… Try! Bring it back. Stop. Stop the playing!
把球給我 圍過來 姑娘們我有話說 Give me the ball. Gather around, girls.I want to talk about something.
想想昨天… I want you to remember from yesterday....
再圍近點兒 好 Come a little closer. All right.
昨天 學了轉身切入 今天 突破上籃 Remember from yesterday,you pick and roll? Now, ready and break!
2號 動起來 Number two. Keep it alive.
警察學校呼叫馬霍尼中士 Police Academy to Sgt. Mahoney.Come in, please.
馬霍尼中士辦公室 Sgt. Mahoney's office.
讓馬霍尼來聽 然後把你的腳從儀表板上拿下來! Get me Mahoney,and get your feet off the dashboard!
很好 現在帶球向前 Good, take it along now.
- 我很抱歉 中士 我不是故意的 - 沒關係 這是我的榮幸 - I'm sorry, Sergeant. I didn't mean to. - That's okay. My pleasure.
馬霍尼中士 我剛收到 拉薩爾校長需要幫助 Sgt. Mahoney, I just heard,Comdt. Lassard needs help.
拉薩爾有麻煩了? Lassard's in trouble?
把它還給我! Give it back!
等會我! Wait. Wait for me!
噢 媽咪! Go, Mom!
呼叫高塔中士 Sgt. Hightower, come in.
媽的! Shit.
高塔 脫掉女褲 然後趕緊回答 Hightower, get rid of the pantyhoseand report to the academy immediately.
我馬上來 I'm on my way.
尤金? Eugene?
塔克貝利? Tackleberry?
快出來 尤金 我放棄了 Come on out, Eugene. I give up.
你贏了 You out did yourself this time.
我真的找不到你了 Olly, olly, oxen free?
行了 塔克貝利 我已經不耐煩了 All right, come on, Tackleberry,I'm tired of this.
停止在後院犯傻吧 Quit fooling around in the backyard.
我是嚴肅的 我有事要告訴你 I'm serious. I got something to tell you.
快點 尤金 我真的忍受不住了 All right, come on, Eugene.I'm getting pretty tired of this.
拜託了 尤金 我有重要的事情要告訴你—— Come on, Eugene,I got an important message - -
真棒 塔克 你真的把我給耍了 Good one, Tack. Really fooled me.
馬霍尼打電話了 他說拉薩爾得需要幫助 Mahoney called.He said Lassard needs help.
這一刻真是太激動人心了 我所有喜愛的畢業生都回來了 What a wonderful moment,my favorite graduates back.
學校正面臨著一項重大的挑戰 The academy is facingits greatest challenge.
多年來… After many years...
畢業了許多優秀的警官 政府說… of graduating many fine police officers,the State says...
它負擔不起兩所警察學校了 it can no longer affordtwo police academies.
上帝知道他們把錢都花哪去了 God knows what they didwith all the money.
我們的傳統就是… We have a tradition to uphold...
為榮譽而戰! a reputation to defend,and defend it, we will!
- 謝謝 馬霍尼 - 隨時為您效勞 長官 - Thank you, Mahoney. - Anytime, sir.
有新兵和你們的幫助 我相信我們能贏得勝利 With our new recruits and your help,I'm sure we can survive the competition.
贏家只有一個 There can only be one winner.
當然 輸家也只有一個 它會被漂亮的趕出局 But also only one loser,which works out nicely.
我自然希望我們贏 I certainly hope we win.
然後我就能帶著尊嚴退休了 Then I can retirewith the same sense of dignity...
這也是我一直以來帶給學校的尊嚴 I have always brought to the academy.
解散 Dismissed.
給我滾開 小傢伙 不然我就給你好看! Get out of my way, buster,or I'll start playing rough.
- 別這麼做 - 不 我就要這麼做! - Don't do that. - No, I will not!
你這樣做太傻了! 把箱子給我放下! You have the stupidest idea.Put down that suitcase.
- 你不能去警察學校! - 就要去! - You are not going to that police academy. - Wrong!
你不認為這家裏有一個警察已經夠了嗎? Finally, don't you think one policemanin this family is enough?
住嘴 我才不管你說什麼! Stop it! I don't care what you say!
很好 Great.
好了 聽著 我只是想跟你一起參軍 Okay, listen. See, I just wantedto join the force to be with you.
我是說 我們可以一起開車 穿相配的制服 還能一起打槍… I mean, we can ride together, we can wearmatching uniforms, share ammo...
所有的事情我們都可以密切協作 everything that makes a marriage work.
親愛的 看 聽我說 甜心兒 Honey, look. Listen to me, sweetheart.
- 警察工作是很危險的 - 我才不在乎! - Police work, it's just so dangerous. - I don't care!
噢 不 不 別走! Oh, no. No, you don't!
放開我 先生! 不然後果自負! You let go of me, mister,or face the consequences!
- 早上好 法克勒夫婦 - 好 佩克特利夫人 - Good morning, Facklers. - Hello, Mrs. Pectelli.
在馬路上吵架真是太丟人了 It is hell out there on those streets.
- 好吧 - 來吧 - All right. Okay. - Come on.
來 親愛的 Sweetie, what? Come on.
我們都是成人了 我知道我們能協商解決這件事情 We're adults.I know we can talk this thing out.
沒錯 我知道你很聰明 解決這點小事沒問題 只是… Exactly. I know you're smart enoughto do that work. It's just that...
我是家裏的頂樑柱 你呢 是我的老婆 你的位置就是在家裏 I'm the breadwinner in this family, andyou're my lady, and your place is at home.
對吧? 來 親我一下 Right? Come on, give me a kiss.
你干什…嘿! What do you.... Come on.
你覺得我撞不倒這門嗎? 開門 寶貝兒! You think I can't break this down?Open it up, sweetie.
我是個警察 我是受過訓練的 知道嗎? I'm a policeman. I'm trainedfor this kind of stuff, you know that?
夠了 玩笑過火了 開門! 行了 你說過我們都是成人了! All right, big joke. Open that door!Come on. You said we'd be adults.
那是我的… That's my....
- 你想殺了我? - 我倒確實想了幾遍 - Do you want to kill me? - I have thought about it a couple of times.
寶貝兒 馬上給我停車! 我是嚴肅的! Honey, stop it right now! I'm serious!
我不管 我要去警察學校! I don't care.I wanna go to the police academy.
聽我講道理 啊? 現在聽我說 你不會… Listen to reason, will you? Listen to meright now. You are not gonna....
- 你要幹嘛? - 我要把你從車上弄下去! - What are you doing? - I want you off this car now!
我剛給這車打了蠟 你在給我找麻煩! I just waxed this car.You'll get me into so much trouble.
這是條城市街道 不是拖車道 謝謝啦! This is a city street,not a drag strip, thank you.
你要不喜歡 可以從我旁邊超過去! If you don't like it, you go around me!
根據紐約證券交易所此小時的報價… ...with volume on the New YorkStock Exchange as of this hour...
貿易達到56000000股 道瓊絲指數上升4點 達到1507點 at 56 million shares in moderate trading,with the Dow Jones up 4 points at 1,507.
美元對外匯比價重新攀升… The dollar is showing renewed strengthagainst foreign currency...
對英磅上升10%… gaining 10% against the pound...
據聯邦調查局有關利率下調的傳聞 on rumors of the Fed'sdropping interest rates.
聯合市場將受到極大影響 The uncertainty of interest ratesis affecting the bond market.
進行貿易需謹慎小心… Trading has been cautiousand will remain....
這不是賽車場 This is not Le Mans!
搬運工 小紅帽! Porter. Redcap.
沒錯 就是你! 你能幫我一下嗎? That's right.Could you help me with these, please?
沒錯 來一下 That's right. Come on over here.
謝謝 這太好了 謝謝 Thank you. That'll be fine, thank you.
搬運工 Porter.
請…請坐下 拜託 Please, sit down. Please.
閉上你們的嘴 把你們的臭屁股放到凳子上給我好好地聽著! Zip your lips, slap your butts to the seatand listen hard!
這樣好多了 That's a lot better.
讓我成為第一個迎接你們的人歡迎你們來到這位於市中心的神話般的警察學校 Let me be the first to welcome youto the fabulous Midcity Police Academy.
你們將在這裏度過生命中為期14天的冒險 We're about to beginan incredible 14 - week adventure in living.
我是你們的領導之一 凱瑞·馬霍尼中士 I'm one of your hosts,Sgt. Carey Mahoney.
下車後 請排成兩隊 And as you exit the bus,please form a double line.
出發! And march them!
誰幹的? Who did that?
嘿 夥計 這個地方夠瘋狂的 傻瓜們總使我跳舞 Say, man, this place is crazy. Suckersalways making me dance and stuff.
這是什麼地方? 我覺得我不成 What kind of place is this?I don't look like I'm gonna make it.
你會做得好的 接著跳吧 You'll make it just fine. Keep dancing.
嗯 很高 好 Good, tall. Good.
嗯 很壯 不錯 Good, strong.
對不起 Excuse me.
你是誰? And who might you be?
我是山田乃木 利原田來的 Tomoko Nogata, of Tachikawa Nogatas.
"這是您漂亮的夫人嗎? " "And is this your lovely wife?"
- 學監 - 到 長官 - Proctor. - Yes, sir.
- 這個滿洲人是怎麼回事? - 滿洲人 - What's the story here with Fu Manchu? - Fu Manchu.
我這沒有滿洲人 I don't have a Fu Manchu.
我是說這個外地來的小蝦米! I'm talking about the stir - fried shrimpfrom out of town!
他是Tachikawa公路巡邏隊的… He's with the Tachikawa Highway Patrol...
是國際交流項目的一部分 到這裏學習我們的方法的 part of an international exchange program,here to study our methods.
我不是教我的學生們如何用炒菜的! I'm not teaching my cadetshow to use a wok!
把他送到拉薩的學校去 他在那裏更合適 You ship him off to Lassard's.He'll fit in perfectly over there.
他會有一個好壽司廚子 He could use a good sushi chef.
- 沒意見吧? - 謝謝 - No offense? - Thank you.
親我的什麼? Kiss my what?
對不起 先生 Excuse me, sir.
- 夫人! 我是位女士! - 噢 對不起 - Ma'am! I'm a ma'am! - I'm sorry.
這些槍讓我很難分辨出來 Those guns make it difficult to tell.
您是教師嗎? - 當然 - Are you an instructor? - Affirmative.
你是新兵嗎? Are you a new recruit?
- 是的 我… - 她當然是 但她非常非常害羞 - Yes, I - - - She certainly is. But she's terribly shy.
站直了 薩拉 別胡言亂語 Stand up straight, Sarah.And don't babble.
老師會怎麼想? What will the instructor think?
- 現在 聽著… - 住嘴! - Now, just pay attention - - - Stifle it!
別擔心 薩拉 等我們結束的時候… Don't worry, Sarah.When we're finished with you...
你會有鋼鐵一樣的勇氣 冰一樣的肌膚… you'll have nerves of steel,ice in your veins...
還有一對這麼大的銅球 and a set of brass balls this big.
尤金 不要偏袒他 No favoritism here, Eugene.
巴德 他把事情搞糟了 來 狠狠打他一拳 Bud, here, he fouls up,you give him a good whack.
- 打中啦! - 這拳不錯 夠卑鄙 - Gotcha! - That was a good one. Pretty sneaky.
他是趁我不注意 Caught me off guard.
照顧好你自己 兒子 注意點尤金 You take care of yourself, son.And pay attention to Eugene.
我為你驕傲 你他媽肯定會成為一個好警察 I'm proud of you.You're gonna make one hell of a cop.
謝謝 爸爸 你能替我把這個給媽媽嗎? Thanks, Dad.Would you give this to Mom for me?
別忘了防守 Don't forget to buckle up.
這拳打得還真不錯 That was a good one.
抱歉! Sorry!
嘿 我爸爸跟我的關繫好極了 Boy, my dad and I havea terrific relationship.
誰能把這玩意兒關上嗎? 它快讓我發瘋了! Does anybody know how to shutthis thing off? It's driving me nuts!
謝了 Thanks.
到了 700美元 Okay, that's $700.
- 還有小費 - 給你 - Plus tip. - Here you go.
嘿 等會 這是什麼? Wait a minute. What is this?
你給我的這是什麼? 你在幹什麼 開玩笑嗎? What do you think you're giving me here?What, are you kidding?
我不要任何上面有金槍魚的錢 I don't take any moneywith pictures of tuna fish on it.
快點 美國錢 你欠我700美元 Come on, American money.Let's go. $700, that's what you owe me.
喂 對不起 怎麼回事? Wait a minute. Excuse me.What's going on here?
- 不夠 他欠我700美元 加上小費 - 700美元打回的? - Not enough. He owes me $700, plus tip. - $700 for a cab ride?
- 你從哪打的的 橫濱嗎? - 橫濱 - Where did you catch this cab, Yokohama? - Yokohama.
打擾一下 我是凱瑞·馬霍尼軍官 我能幫什麼忙嗎? Excuse me. I'm Officer Carey Mahoney.May I be of some assistance?
- 是的 這個傢伙想敲詐這個傢伙 - "敲詐" - Yes. This guy is trying to rip off this guy. - "Rip off."
- 可以看計價器 計價器不會撒謊 - 這是真的嗎? 誰是你的理髮師? - Read the meter. The meter don't lie. - Is this true? And who's your barber?
嘿 狡猾的傢伙 別以為你那藍色的制服能嚇著我 Look, wise guy,don't think a blue uniform scares me.
- 不 先生 這不是嚇人的制服 - 嗯 不 這不是嚇人的制服 - No, sir, this is not a scary uniform. - No, it's not a scary uniform.
- 高塔! - 那才是嚇人的制服 - Hightower! - That's a scary uniform.
這傢伙剛才說了你媽媽的壞話 This man just said somethingabout your mother.
他還跟這個傢伙要700塊錢的車費 He also charged this guy $700for a cab ride.
- 這是敲詐 - 計價器不會撒謊 你們可以看計價器 - A rip - off. - Meters don't lie. Read the meter.
他們不說謊 他們從不說謊 They don't lie. They never lie.
計價器不會說謊 Meters don't lie.
這個計價器說謊了 這是個說謊話的計價器 This meter lied. It's a lying meter.
- 價格公平 - 還有小費 - Fair price. - And tip.
- 你叫什麼 小子? - Nogata - What's your name, son? - Nogata.
- Nogata?新兵嗎? - 是的 - Nogata? New recruit? - Yes.
- 那邊去 - 好的 謝謝 - Right over there. - Thank you. Okay.
- 謝謝 高塔 - 別客氣 寶貝兒 - Thanks, Hightower. - Okay, babe.
對不起 Excuse me.
剛才那骯髒的一幕肯定打擾你了 小姐… That sordid little scenemust have been trying on you, Miss....
凱倫·亞當斯 Karen Adams.
你是凱倫·亞當斯? 不是開玩笑吧? 我們是舍友! You're Karen Adams?You're kidding. We're roomies!
我會幫你住下 你脫下衣服… I'll help you settle in.You'll take your clothes off...
- 我們洗澡 然後親近 - 我很抱歉 - we'll shower, get close - - - I'm sorry.
我到這不是跟每個穿著藍色制服看上去很可愛的傢伙發展關係的 I'm not here to get hit on by every guywho looks cute in a blue uniform.
我只想成為一個女警察 I want to be a policewoman.
你會的! You will be!
我們會在一起 一起談天 我希望 We'll get together. We'll talk! I hope.
嘿 馬霍尼 我看你的品味依然不錯 Well, Mahoney,I see you still have very good taste.
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿 車不錯! Nice bike!
你把電池放哪了? Where do you put the batteries?
給我讓開! Get out of my way!
一點也不疼! That didn't hurt!
嗨 我開得很快嗎? Hi, was I going too fast?
我到哪去註冊? Where do I go to register?
- 我們走吧 - 科克蘭 46號! - 好的 好的 - Let's go. Kirkland, 46! - Yeah, all right.
- 法克勒 你想往哪走? - 跟著他 - Fackler, where do you think you're going? - With him.
- 女生宿舍在樓下! - 媽的 - Women downstairs! - Damn!
快點! 快點 姑娘們! Move it! Let's go. Come on now, girls!
- 趕快! - 好的 漂亮的將軍 - Move it. - All right, Sweetchuck, let's go.
- 出什麼事了? - 是他 他就是頭野獸! - What's your problem? - He's the problem. He's an animal.
習慣就好 他是你的舍友 Get used to it. He's your roommate.
- 舍友? - 澤得改過自新了 他現在站在我們這邊 - Roommate? - Zed's reformed. He's on our side now.
是的 我曾經是個壞人 可現在我是個好公民 Yeah. I used to be a real jerk,but now I'm a people guy.
你醒了! You're awake!
你喜歡什麼音樂? salsa還是瑞格舞? What kind of music do you like?You like salsa? You like reggae?
帶著愛的節奏的? Something with that love beat?
這首歌是我寫的 選自我的第一張專輯 是這樣唱的 This is a song I wrote, off my first album.And it goes something like this.
它原先是首情歌 我整理了一下 It was originally a love ballad,but I kind of spruced it up.
不 我不接受請求 No, I don't take requests.
好吧 小丑們… All right, clowns...
我要你們管轄從這到操場的整個區域 I want you to police this entire areafrom here to the parade ground.
我要你們撿起每個煙屁股 每張紙片和每根雜草 I want you to pick up every cigarette butt,every scrap of paper, every weed.
我們會從窗戶監督你們 Now, we're gonna be watchingfrom my window.
如果我看見手電停止移動 你們的麻煩就大了 So if I see these flashlights stop moving,you're both in big trouble.
大大的麻煩 好了 開始幹活! Big trouble. Now, get to work.
乍得 咱們走 Let's go, Chad.
- 澤得先生 - 不去學校! - Mr. Zed. - No school.
- 你確信這有效嗎? - 當然有效 - Are you sure this is gonna work? - Of course it's gonna work.
它真在工作 It's working.
一 二 三 四 Hup, two, three, four.
看 長官 我讓所有的學員都很快的入門了 As you can see, sir,I have instant access over all my cadets...
所有的教師也是 and all of the instructors.
立正! 給我做20個俯臥撐 現在就做! Attention! Give me 20 pushups, now!
什麼也逃不過監視器的眼睛 There's no escaping the camera's eye, sir.
就像您看到的一樣 長官 我能監視體育館 教室… As you could see,I can monitor the gym, the classrooms...
以及動畫片 The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show?
嘿! 這是娜塔莎和鮑裏斯… Good! This is the episode where Natashaand Boris have Rocky - -
這是老片子了 我看過了 重新放 It's an old one, though. I've seen it. Rerun.
我們還有一些問題要解決 長官… We have a few bugsto be worked out, sir...
但我相信您會告訴評估委員會… but I'm sureyou'll tell the evaluation committee...
我們這裏的工作是如何的出色… about the wonderful work we're doing in - -
你在拿涼臉貼熱屁股 毛瑟先生 You're chapping your lipson the wrong butt, Mr. Mauser.
我不會向評估委員會說什麼的 I have no saywith the evaluation committee.
更何況 我希望兩所學校都好 Besides, I want both academiesto look good.
噢 我也是 長官 So do I, sir.
什麼時候評估委員會來? And when may the committeebe coming by, sir?
這周剩下的幾天委員會都會在拉薩爾的學校 The committee is spending the restof the week at Lassard's academy.
下周 他們會在城市管轄區內巡視 Next week, the Governor has themsnooping around the downtown precincts.
這會給你… So that gives you...
幾周的時間來完善你的拍馬技術 a couple of weeksto perfect your ass - kissing.
時間很充足 長官 That's plenty of time, sir.
卡拉漢 你在這 Callahan, there you are.
關於這次評估我們得談談 We have to talk to youabout this evaluation thing.
我在我的…等你! I'll see you at my....
四! 一 二 三! And four! And one, and two, and three!
你們不僅要瞭解所有的交通法規… Not only must you know all traffic laws...
還要掌握高速駕車 you must also master high - speed driving.
今天我們先從頭開始 Now, we'll begin todaywith a leisurely spin around the course.
看著點 女士 你要往哪開! Watch where you're going, lady!
好了 你現在可以點火了 Okay, you can start the car now.
但如果我聽見任何剛才那些聲音 你就完蛋了 But if I hear any of those things,you've failed.
鑰匙錯了 我馬上就回來 Wrong key. I'll be right back.
不要緊 That's no problem.
戰場上經常是這樣… Very often in the field...
狗是你們最好的朋友 the dog can be your best friend.
是你最忠實的夥伴 Your most faithful partner.
我喜歡狗 他們也喜歡我 嗨 寶貝兒 I love dogs, and they love me.Hi, boy.
首選…吐出來 First.... Out.
謝謝 Thanks.
主人與狗之間的關係非常重要 It is important to developthe master - dog relationship.
如果你表現出任何畏懼… If you show any fear...
狗就不會尊重你 the dog will not respect you.
- 斯威特查克 - 我? - Sweetchuck. - Me?
- 命令狗坐下 - 他們不聽我的 - Order the dogs to sit. - They won't listen to me.
會聽的 來 試一下 They will. Come on, try.
來 請坐 Go on, have a seat.
你應該讓他們知道 誰才是老闆 You've got to show them who's boss.
坐! Sit!
這節課… At this time...
我要向你們介紹… I would like to introduce to all of you...
我的老師 他曾教會我如何打架 my instructor,the man who taught me how to fight.
請歡迎 如果你們樂意… Please welcome, if you will...
約翰·赫尼中士 Sgt. John Hurney.
現在 我需要一位志願者 Now, can I have a volunteer?
誰能上來嗎? 嗯 很好 Nogata Can I have a volunteer?Very good, Nogata.
我真不敢相信 I don't believe it.
噢 天! Oh, boy!
他可真棒! He's great!
你的打擊技術不錯 You have impressive moves for a cadet.
謝謝 Thank you.
您看 頭腦確實比胸部更有力量 You see, it's a matter of the mindbeing mightier than the bosom.
有趣的理論 Interesting theory.
我想說"刀劍" 可是說成了"胸部" I said bosom, not sword.
聽起來不是什麼大錯誤 Sounds like a common mistake.
不 我是說 這樣太失禮 只是因為她太… No. I mean no disrespect.It's just that she's so....
這女人真棒! What a woman!
開始淋浴! Hit the showers!
懂我的意思了嗎? See what I mean?
走吧! Let's go!
男人小姐 Miss Macho.
好了 先生們 晚上10點了! All right, men, it's 22:00.
該睡覺了 Time to hit the sack.
我們走吧 Let's go.
你死定了 條子! You're dead meat, copper!
走吧! Let's move it!
- 幾點了? - 凌晨3點 - What time is it? - 3:00 in the morning.
好了 所有人 起床! 出發! All right, everybody!Everybody up! Let's go!
到外面去! Outside!
快點! Let's go!
快點 你們這些泥桶! 我要是能保持這種速度 你們也能! Come on, you sludge buckets.If I can keep up this pace, so can you.
快點 你們這些大蛆! Let's go, maggots.
一個好警察總是時刻做好準備的一個好警察瞭解城市的每一條街道 A good cop is always prepared.A good cop knows the city streets.
- 赫奇斯你還好嗎? - 他沒事 - Are you gonna be all right, Hedges? - He'll be okay.
- 我能幫您什麼忙嗎? - 不用了 我們到了 - Can I help you with anything? - No, we're here now.
- 再見 赫奇斯 - 我得輸液了 - Bye, Hedges. - I'll have to be fed intravenously.
先躺下吧 Just lie down.
這是什麼? ! What is this?
我的床 從新德里弄來的 It's my bed. I pick up in New Delhi.
Posture - o - pedic 對後背很好 Posture - o - pedic. Very good for back.
喂? Hello?
是誰? Who is that?
想借我的香波使使嗎? Do you want to, like,borrow my shampoo?
站住! 說出你的編號! Freeze! Identify yourself.
是我 斯威特查克 It's me, Mr. Sweetchuck.
我看你好像要逃跑 先生 You look like a manwho's going AWOL to me, mister.
是的 我煩透了有室友的生活那就是頭野獸! Yeah, I am. I'm tired of having a roommatethat's an animal!
我在家的時候要比現在快樂得多! I was happier when I was at homegetting mugged!
看著我的眼睛 告訴你要放棄! You look me in the eyeand tell me you're quitting!
別怕 我會照著你 Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
給我個機會… You give me a chance...
我會把你變成一個真正的男人 and I'll make you into a man.
無論是否會把你折騰死 Even if it kills you.
感覺好點了嗎? 我們走吧 Feel good? Let's go.
士兵們 Sergeant.
一招好的出腿… A good kick may be all that stands...
往往將你的重要器官從… between you and the excruciating pain...
142加侖的子彈碎片帶來的極度痛苦中解救出來 of a.357 magnum slugshredding your vital organs.
法克勒! 上來! Fackler! You're up.
柯克蘭! Kirkland!
澤得! Zed!
- 斯威特查克! - 斯威特查克 那句話怎麼說來著? - Sweetchuck! - Sweetchuck, what's the word?
- 殺死他們! - 再說一遍 - Kill. - Let me hear it again.
- 殺死他們! - 好 沖! - Kill. - Now go for it!
誰出的好主意在這兒見面? Whose bright idea was it to meet here?
是我的好主意 It was my bright idea.
景色真棒 對吧 長官? This is some beautiful view, isn't it, sir?
城市裏閃爍的燈光 夜空中點點的繁星… The twinkling lights of the city,stars in the heavens...
明月當頭… the moon in the sky.
還有睡眠精靈（Sandman） 從一個屋頂飛到另一個屋頂 And Mr. Sandman flyingfrom rooftop to rooftop.
啊? 在哪? Where?
該死的 那是什麼? What the hell is that?
把這個狗東西給我! 事情怎麼樣? Give me this damn thing.Well, how'd it go?
委員會當即覺得我們已無可救藥 The committee knew right awaywe were hopeless.
很好 Good.
現在我要你們把警校學員們帶到市區… Now, I want you guysto take the cadets downtown...
去幹些實地工作 for some fieldwork.
不成 學員必須在第十周後才能實習 We can't do that. Cadets don't gointo the field till after their tenth week.
- 他們還不具備那種能力 - 我當然知道 你個白癡 - They're not ready for anything like that. - I know that, you moron.
這就是整個計劃下周 評估團就要到那裏了 That's the whole idea. Next week, theevaluation committee is gonna be there.
- 噢 我明白了 長官 - 我可不信 - I get it, sir. - I doubt it.
對不起 長官 Sorry, sir.
那個時候我也會去 看著拉薩爾的寶貝兒們出醜 I'm gonna be therewhen Lassard's guys screw up.
你們倆人要保證讓他們出醜 明白了嗎? You guys make sure they screw up. Get it?
- 是 長官! - 嗯 很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
揍他! Punch him!
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
打得好! 他看上去不成了 很好 That's great. He's looking tired. Good.
你的腿很有勁 Your legs are rubbery.
- 打死他! 對我說：打死他! - Knock him out. Let me hear you say it. - Knock him out.
你幹嘛呢? What are you doing?
這可不是我教你的打架方法你應該像這樣 像這樣! That's not the way I taught you to hit.You gotta hit like this. Like this!
現在 幹掉他! Now, hit him!
目擊證人依然是定罪的重要根據 The eyewitness is stillthe main source of convictions.
米勒先生 我要你慢慢來 別著急仔細地看一下這些人 Mr. Miller, I want you to take your time.Study these men very carefully.
然後告訴我們裏面有沒有搶你店的人 Then tell us if you see the manwho robbed your store.
讓我打消您的顧慮 米勒先生… Let me reassure you, Mr. Miller...
我們這裏黑 所以嫌疑犯是看不見您的 the suspects cannot see youwhen it's dark in here.
米勒先生? 他在這嗎? Well, Mr. Miller? Is he there?
您確定他們看不見我嗎? 我太太說他們是能看見的 Are you sure they can't see me? My wifesaid they'd see me, and not to do this.
米勒先生 那邊亮… Mr. Miller, bright lights in there...
我們這邊黑 他看不見我們的裏面有他嗎? dark in here. He can't see us.Do you see him?
過早讓學員們開始實習… Bringing cadets into the field this early...
肯定是你的鬼主意 has all the makingsof one of your lousy ideas.
怎麼了 馬霍尼? 對學員們沒信心嗎? What's the matter, Mahoney?No faith in the cadets?
很困難嗎 米勒先生?裏面有他嗎? How hard can it be, Miller?Is he there or isn't he?
我不知道他確實沒拿走太多 I don't know.He really didn't steal that much.
住院倒是很寧靜 The hospital stay was quite restful.
我希望我按我太太的話做了 I wish I'd listened to my wife.
看在上帝的份上 米勒 你能不能 For God's sake, Miller, will you take your balls out of your wife's purse...
把你的腦袋從娘們的懷裏鑽出來 and finger the dirtbag?
是他! It's him!
- 我要殺了你! - 不 是他! - I'll kill you! - No, it's him.
他是牧師 He's the one, the priest.
長官 說真的 我們沒辦法評估委員會就要來了 Sir, honestly, we had no ideathe evaluation committee would be here.
我們覺得這對訓練有幫助 We thoughtit would help advance the training.
- 你說"我們"是什麼意思? - 那是個令人作嘔的陰謀! - What do you mean, we? - It was a lousy idea.
現在我周圍全是一幫新兵 還有那可惡的評估委員會! Now I've got a bunch trainees hangingaround with this damn committee!
我一直喜歡 注意您 您是個極好的女士… I've been, like, noticing you,and you're a nice enough lady...
但您太緊張了 but you're too tense.
您應該休息休息 放鬆一下 您應該平靜下來 You got to relax. You got to calm down.
您對付太個的 小個的歸我 You take the big guy,I'll take the little guy.
噢 一個警察 We got a cop.
別怕 我們以前是一夥的 No sweat. This is my old gang.
您想不想去搶個漢堡包然後看個電影什麼的? Would you like to go out to grab a burgerand then go to the movies or something?
夥伴們 我來給你們介紹 未來的澤得夫人! I'd like to introduce you guysto the future Mrs. Zed!
嗨 小傢伙! Hey, son.
- 對不起 長官 - 什麼事 夫人? - Excuse me, Officer. - Yes, ma'am?
我們坐在非吸煙區… We are sitting in the nonsmoking section...
可那個男的拒絕掐滅他的煙 and that man refuses to put out his cigar.
交給我吧 夫人 I'll take care of this, ma'am.
打擾一下 先生 Excuse me, sir.
您坐在禁煙區您能不能把您的雪茄熄掉? You're sitting in a nonsmoking area.Would you please extinguish that cigar?
死去吧 我抽完了自會把它掐了 Drop dead. I'll put it out when I'm finished.
現在就請您把它掐了 先生! You'll put it out now, mister!
撞他! Hit it!
現在 抓住他! Now, go get him!
- 快! - 我在努力! 我已經盡全力… - Hurry up! - I'm trying. I'm going as fast - -
啊! Drive!
這會對我們不利嗎 先生? Will this count against us, sir?
我在學校已經愉快地度過了很多年… I've been here at the academymany wonderful years...
我很喜歡這裏 and I'm very fond of it.
- 新兵們做的好嗎? - 很好 長官 - The new cadets are doing well? - Yes, sir.
- 我們要贏了 是嗎? - 是的 長官 - We are going to succeed now, aren't we? - Yes, sir.
很好 Good.
你要是再發怪聲 瓊斯 我就把你的嘴巴永遠封上! One more ping out of you, Jonesey,I'll tape your lips permanently together.
大家聽著 Listen, everybody.
我讓你們把今天忘掉你們還不用為實習做準備 I want you to forget today. You don't haveto be ready for the field yet.
- 我們會證明的 - 我們還沒有輸 - We sure proved that. - It wasn't a total loss.
當然沒有 Of course it wasn't.
一輛警車 兩輛市民的車 全部地 完全地… One police car and two civilian carscompletely totaled...
三位市民投訴… three citizens' complaints...
兩位評估委員打著鎮靜劑 two members of the evaluation committeeunder heavy sedation.
我管這不叫"完全的失敗" 你們呢? 不 I wouldn't call it a total loss,would you? No.
夥計 給我和我的同事來瓶香檳 Bartender, how about some champagnefor me and my associate?
來 我們慶祝一下 We're celebrating. Come on, Proctor.
- 我們離開這 - 不 - Let's just get out of here. - No.
嗨 這樣喝很浪費香檳的 Boy, that's a waste of champagne, sir.
什麼意思 馬霍尼? Now, what is that cracksupposed to mean, Mahoney?
意思就是 我們認為您分不出啤酒和香檳的區別 It means we don't think you can tell thedifference between beer and champagne.
你懂嗎? 你們就是兩個傻瓜 You know something?You two are brain dead.
打賭您分不出來 輸的請客 Bet you can't. Loser pays.
- 我接受打賭 馬霍尼 - 給我用同樣的杯子來杯啤酒 - You're on, Mahoney. - Can I have a beer in the same glass?
- 介意我們蒙住您的眼睛嗎 長官? - 為什麼? - Mind if we blindfold you, sir? - Why?
- 我們不想讓您偷看 - 是的 - We wouldn't want you to peek. - Right.
- 看得見嗎? - 看不見 - See anything? - No.
- 真的? - 真的 什麼都看不見 - Sure? - No, I can't see.
好 轉圈轉圈轉轉轉…好了 猜吧 Okay. Round and roundand guess the drink.
是香檳! Champagne!
你贏了! 他總是贏! You win! He always wins!
好吧 我們會付帳的我們從這兒走吧 All right, we'll pay up.Let's get out of here.
- 你兩個怪人! - 您真的讓他們長眼了 長官! - You two jerks. - You really showed them, sir.
- 學監? - 什麼事 長官? - Proctor. - Yes, sir?
幫個忙 把這個給我摘了 Give me a hand with this. Take it off.
不 別慢騰騰的快點 這樣不會疼 No, don't go slow.Go fast, so it doesn't hurt.
真疼! 我沒事吧? That hurt. Am I okay?
沒事 這正好有面鏡子 長官 It's nice. There's a mirror right here, sir.
我眉毛沒了 I got no eyebrows.
- 我眉毛哪去了? - 這呢 長官 - Where are my eyebrows? - Right here, sir.
- 嗯 很好 很好 - 真的? - This is going very well. - Yeah?
是的是的 非常棒! 馬上就好了 Yeah. That's great. It's coming.
真棒 真帥! 您會喜歡的 長官 That's great. That's nice.You're gonna like that, sir.
讓我看看 Let me see it.
看這 看那! 這的彎兒 每一處彎兒… Look at that. Look at this,this angle over here, every angle.
- 我看不見! - 給您 - I can't see it! - It's yours.
你看怎麼樣 長官? What do you think, sir?
我想我喜歡 I think I like it.
赫斯特委員非常生氣 Commissioner Hurst was very upset.
他用了很多壞話來形容我們的學校 He used many bad wordsto describe our academy.
一些還是外語 Some were even foreign.
意大利語 可能還有愛爾蘭語 我想 Italian or Irish, I think.
最棒的才會留下… This is survival of the fittest...
經過在市區發生的這一切… and after what happened downtown...
看起來我們不是最棒的 it seems we're not very fit.
- 長官 您不會放棄吧? - 當然不會 - Sir, you're not giving up, are you? - Of course not.
我從不懷疑我們的勝利 I have no doubt we shall be victorious.
噢 有一點點懷疑但 基本上 我是個樂天派 I have a little doubt,but, basically, I'm an optimist.
我知道 委員會會留心我們 在這… Now, I know the committeewill be observing us here...
在戰場上 在警察聯歡會上… and in the field,and at the Policepersons Ball...
因此 我們不能做任何有損於我們這身警服的事情 so we must do nothingto dishonor the uniform.
- 我剛才說什麼了? - 解散! - What was I saying? - Dismissed!
是的 Right.
這張圖很清楚地標明了… This map will pinpoint trouble spots...
十平方里以內的暴亂地區 over a 10 - square - mile area.
我們的負責區域有200里 This dispatch unit has a 200 - mile range...
並且數字化 and a computerized city grid.
這個數字城市網跟蹤警車的活動 This computerized city gridtracks police vehicle movement.
- 清楚了嗎? - 是 女士! - Is that clear, everyone? - Yes, ma'am!
是 為什麼不呢? Yeah, why not?
進行催淚彈練習時 手冊上說你們應該戴上防毒面具 In tear gas training, the manual saysyou should have your mask on.
在催淚彈從窗戶投進來的30秒內出去 Be out of here 30 seconds afterthe canister comes through the window.
有什麼問題嗎? Any questions?
好運 Good luck.
- 扔得真棒 高塔 - 進去了 不是嗎? - Nice throw, Hightower. - It went in, didn't it?
好了 所有人出來! All right, everybody out!
所有人都出來了嗎? 得分! Everybody present and accounted for?
我感覺很好 我再在裏面呆會 I feel good. I'll be in there if you need me.
聽著 我知道你們這周過得很累… Look, I know you peoplehave had a tough week...
但有些事你們應該明白 but there's something you should know.
你們也許會是學校招收的最後一個班 You may be the last classto attend this academy.
我不知道這對你們是否意味著什麼但對我們是 I don't know if this means anything to you,but it sure does to us.
這就是為什麼 我們不僅要你們繼續努力… That's why, we not onlywant you to keep up the good work...
而且要更加努力 we want you to work harder.
因為我們相信你們… Because we think that you people...
會是這所學校有史以來最好的一批學員! can be the best classthis academy has ever seen.
相信我 你們會成功的 You can do it. Believe me.
從前 甚至連我也是個差勁的學員 Once, even I was a screw - up.
讓我們為了拉薩爾校長贏一回 行嗎? Let's go out there and win onefor Comdt. Lassard, okay?
Okay? 好 加油! Okay? Yeah, come on.
立正! Attention!
解散! Dismissed.
你聽見了嗎? Did you hear that?
沒有? 當然沒有我這麼問你可真傻 No? Of course not. How silly of me to ask.
你離窗戶太遠了 You're too far from the window.
- 酷點 馬霍尼 - 好的 - Look sharp, Mahoney. - Right.
- 馬霍尼中士 - 嗨 - Sgt. Mahoney. - Yeah.
你說的話讓我印象很深 I was really impressed by what you said.
你確實在意 You really care.
是的 別到處宣揚 這會毀了我的名聲 Yeah. Just don't spread it around.It might ruin my rep.
我應該為我所做的一切向你道歉你只是盡力做出可愛的樣子 I owe you an apology for the way I acted.You were just trying to be cute.
"做出" "做出"? 要是給我的可愛打分的話 滿分10分我會得8分 Trying? On a cuteness scale of one to ten,I'm an eight.
- 5分 - 好的 5分 - Five. - You're right, I am a five.
聽著 如果你接受我的道歉我也會接受你的 Listen, I'll accept your apologyif you accept mine.
- 一言為定 - 好的 你知道嗎… - Deal. - All right. You know something?
你有沒有這樣的感覺? 跟一個人接觸10分鐘… Have you ever felt,after meeting someone for ten minutes...
- 你就覺得好像認識他兩 三年了? - 沒有 - you've known them for two, three years? - No.
- 謝謝 馬霍尼 - 別客氣 長官 - Thanks, Mahoney. - Welcome, sir.
對不起 打擾一下 當你的情緒好起來的時候我能回來嗎? Excuse, please. Shall I come backwhen all is well with your mind?
我的情緒好得很 不過你看上去有些緊張 My mind is as well as it gets,but you look a little tense.
你看 我很困惑… You see, I have great confusions...
是關於卡拉漢中士 about Sgt. Callahan.
噢 你來對地方了 兄弟 You've come to the right place, brother.
拿起紙筆因為… Grab yourself pad and pencil because...
愛情專家要上課了 the love doctor is about to speak.
在我的國家 書上是這樣說的… In my country, it is written...
只有美麗的女人的吻… only kiss of beautiful woman...
才能比喻為玫瑰的花瓣… can compare to petal of a rose...
寶貝兒 babe.
在美國 只說是沒用的 In America, talk is cheap.
我愛美國! I love America.
嘿! 還記得我嗎? Hi, there. Remember me?
記得 當然記得 我怎麼會忘呢? Yes, of course. How could I forget?
那是誰? Who was that?
只是一位老朋友 Just an old friend.
我們為什麼要慶祝? It's 毛瑟 42 拉薩爾 zip Why are we celebrating?It's Mauser, 42. Lassard, zip.
你覺得我們做得好嗎? You think we're doing that well?
惡作劇怎麼樣? 別擔心 How's tricks? Not to worry.
你的朋友忘了戴上她"提供出租"的招牌 Your friend forgot to wearher "for rent" sign.
她是個可愛的孩子 是我的有氧運動的教練 She's such a sweet kid.My aerobics instructor.
馬霍尼 看見我的耳朵了嗎? 它是一個廢話的調諧檢波器 Mahoney, see this ear?It's a finely tuned crap detector.
還是個可愛的耳朵如果我沖裏面吹氣 你會跟著到任何地方嗎? And a lovely ear it is. If I blow in it,will you follow me anywhere?
我真感到驚訝 你竟然還有勇氣露面… I'm surprisedyou had the nerve to show up...
你的學員使警察系統丟盡了臉 after your cadets humiliatedthe Police Department.
真讓我噁心 Personally, it makes me sick.
你們說呢? 你們是不是也覺得… How about you guys?Don't you guys think....
我來了 委員 Coming, Commissioner.
如果我叫他飯桶 你對我的印象會不會變差? Will you think less of meif I call him a slime bucket?
事實上 我會請我的有氧教練去證實一下我馬上就回來 In fact, I'll have my aerobics instructorconfirm it. I'll be right back.
- 嗯 過得怎麼樣? - 棒極了 我需要你幫個忙 - So, how you doing? - Terrific. I need one of your special favors.
在這? Right here?
噢 我就喜歡用這種方式吃蝦的男人 I just love a manthat eats shrimp that way.
- 你喜歡? - 是的 - You do? - Oh, yes.
跟我來 Come on.
- 他怎麼做的? - 問題應該是：他為什麼這麼做? - How does he do that? - The question is, why does he do that?
這是一種精神力量 It is a power of the mind.
敬你一杯 Allow me.
你這個笨蛋! What kind of idiot klutz are you?
我們走 我的小餃子 Come on, dumpling.
我目睹了整個攻擊事件請接受我的道歉 赫斯特夫人 I witnessed the entire attack, sir.My apologies, Mrs. Hurst.
請允許我告訴您 科普蘭不是我的學員 他是拉薩爾的手下 May I say Copeland is not one of mycadets. He is a member of Lassard's staff.
你看上去不大一樣了 毛瑟你變胖了? You look different, Mauser.Are you putting on weight?
走吧 小餃子我們去洗一洗 Come on, dumpling.We'll get you cleaned up.
那是拉薩爾的人 先生! 把洗衣票據給我 我來付帳! That's Lassard's staff, sir.Send me the cleaning bill on that, sir.
想要最後一隻小蝦嗎? You want the last shrimp?
- 我只想要一樣東西 - 是什麼? 我去叫客房服務 - There's only one thing that I want. - What? I'll call room service.
別傻了 Don't be silly.
我想讓你等 在浴室裏等… What I want is for you to wait in there,in the bathroom...
我好準備準備 while I get ready.
- 為什麼我不能在這兒等? - 我們剛剛認識 - Why can't I wait in here? - We just met.
好了 難道女孩就不能有一點點保守嗎? Come on, can't a girl bea little bit old - fashioned?
我一準備好就叫你 I'll call you just as soon as I'm ready.
嘿 這風有點大 Come on, it's kind of drafty.
我去找人幫忙 I'll get some help.
嘿 耐心點 我一會兒就出去 A little patience. I'll be out in a minute.
快點! 有人想用… Hurry up. Somebody wants to use the....
快! 讓我進去! 快點! Come on, let me in! Hurry up!
你應該為你自己感到羞恥! You should be ashamed of yourself.
我一分鐘內就會把您的屋子收拾好 I'll make up your room in a minute.
你推著我的車要去哪? Where you going with my cart?
- 我的車 - 讓我用一下 - My cart. - Let me borrow it.
我是警察… I'm a police officer - -
這是我的! It's mine.
嗨 今晚太熱了 Warm tonight.
你好嗎? How's it going?
…把車票交給他 然後司機說… ...hands him the ticket,and the driver said - -
真有趣 先生一個幽默大王 委員先生們 That's real funny, sir.Great joke teller, the Commissioner.
您覺得享受嗎? 舒服嗎? Are you enjoying yourselves?Are you comfortable?
侍者 飲料都記到我的帳上! Waiter, round of drinks. On me.
飲料是免費的 白癡 Drinks are free, you idiot.
噢 是的 先生瞧我多笨哪! Yes, sir. How stupid of me.
如果您不介意我這樣說 赫斯特夫人… If you don't mindmy saying so, Mrs. Hurst...
果汁噴趣酒留下的印象非常迷人 that fruit punch stain dried real nicely.
你是干擾不了評估委員會的 You are not going to influencethis evaluation committee.
所以能不能請你擦幹你的口水? So will you please stop all this slobbering?
我想一切都會被控制住 如果我知道誰能勝出的話 I think I can get it under controlif I could only find out who's winning.
我只能這樣說：拉薩爾的學員沒給他們留下什麼印象 Let's just say that Lassard's cadetshave not exactly impressed them.
非常感謝 先生 Thank you very much, sir.
管好你自己吧 先生 Get hold of yourself, man.
噢 上帝! 你崩潰了! Good Lord! You're falling apart.
- 對不起 委員先生 - 你到底想做什麼? - Excuse me. Commissioner? - What the hell do you want?
我們接到報告說 一名裸體男子在旅館裏進行恐嚇 We've had reports of a naked manterrorizing the hotel.
他很明顯不在這張桌子旁邊 He's obviously not at this table.
- 毛瑟! - 到 長官 - Mauser! - Yes, sir.
你能不能去管教一下這個裸男? Would you take care of this naked person?
裸男? 是的 長官! 我會馬上控制住他! Naked person, yes, sir!I'll get right on top of him!
學監! Proctor!
很高興看到你這麼開心儘管有個壞消息 Glad to see you enjoying yourselves, men,despite the bad news.
壞消息? 有壞消息嗎? Bad news? There's been bad news?
哦 給你的壞消息 我的是好消息 Well, bad news for you, good news for me.
你的學員又幹了些他們慣做的好事… Your cadets have been doingtheir usual fine job...
所以我似乎已經穩操勝券了 so it looks like I've got this one in the bag.
祝賀你! 當我認識的人取得勝利時我都很高興 Congratulations! I'm so happywhen someone I know wins.
我一直認為這次比賽早已定局 I always think these contests are fixed.
等會兒 Wait a minute.
- 如果你贏了 那麼… - 你輸了 - If you're winning, then.... - You're losing.
抱歉打擾你們的雅興了 Sorry to spoil your fun.
- 這不公平! - 有什麼主意嗎? - It's not fair. - Any ideas?
我可以扭斷毛瑟油亮的腦袋然後把它扔到大街上去 I could twist off Mauser's shiny headand roll it down the street.
打住 高塔 Hold that thought, Hightower.
快點! 該死! Come on. Damn it!
長官 委員們… Governor, Commissioner - -
女士們先生們… Ladies and gentlemen...
請允許我向您介紹一位不同尋常的人 毛瑟指揮官 may I introduce you to a very special man,Comdt. Mauser.
正如你所知道的 委員會正在對我們兩所學校進行評估… As you know, the committee'sbeen evaluating both of our academies...
並且馬上就要得出結果 and they're very close to a decision.
你們想知道他是對此如何評價的嗎? And you know what this mansaid about that?
事實是… It's a fact....
"實時十哈馬侯馬" It's a "facahamahoma."
這位先生說話很有藝術 Does this man have a way with words?
他說 不能把學員提前趕去實習並因此來判定一個學校… He said you can't judge an academyby rushing its cadets out into the field...
或是根據誰的學員最誠實 不 or by seeing whose cadetsmarched the straightest, no.
你們知道這個被我樂於稱作"警察先生"的人會怎麼說嗎? Do you know what the man,I like to call "Mr. Policeman," said?
"忘掉學員們過去幾周裏犯的任何錯誤吧 "Forget any mistakes cadetshave made over the last few weeks.
"他們還在練習 "They were just learning.
"真正決定勝負的應該是這最後的幾天" "It's these last days of competitionthat should determine the winner."
毛瑟指揮官 我向您致敬 Comdt. Mauser, I salute you.
我們都向您致敬! We all salute you!
今天是評估競賽的最後一天… This is the final dayof the evaluation competition...
儘管毛瑟的學校處於領先… and though Comdt. Mauser's academyis in the lead...
勝負的決出還要看你們今天的表現 it's how you perform todaythat will determine our winner.
警界職員將關注著你們 Police personnelwill monitor your performance...
在犯罪場所的一舉一動 at crime locations.
我的建議是 你們要認真對待 My advice is to treat thisexactly as if it were real.
立正! Attention!
解散! Dismissed!
我要去陪官員參加慈善賽舟會 I'm going to accompany the Governorto the charity regatta.
他希望你們兩所學校各出一名學員作陪 He wants one cadetfrom each academy to go with us.
但競賽怎麼辦 長官? But the competition, sir.
委員們認為在一個社會環境裏對學員進行評審是個好主意 The Governor thought it would be niceto evaluate cadets in a social situation.
學監 這是什麼? 赫斯特說每個學校出一名學員 Proctor, what is this?Hurst said one from each academy.
他倆好得就像一個人一樣 差不多 They're just as good as one man, almost.
電話吃了我兩毛五分錢 但接線員不願意把它還給我 The phone's got my quarterand the operator won't give it back to me.
交給我好了 夫人 I'll handle this, ma'am.
- 接線員 我是塔克貝利中士 - 那又怎麼樣? - Operator, this is Sgt. Tackleberry. - So?
- 請放棄這位女士的2角5分硬幣 - 我告訴過她我們會給她寄去退款 - Please relinquish this lady's quarter. - I told her we'll send her a refund.
- 你現在就還給她! - 對不起 先生 你能跟… - You'll pay her now! - I'm sorry, sir, would you like to speak to - -
退後 夫人 Stand back, ma'am.
您能認出您的硬幣嗎? Can you identify your quarter, ma'am?
胡克斯中士 我們從1區收到10 - 48記號 Sgt. Hooks, we got a 10 - 48 in Sector 1.
呼叫塔克貝利 Send in Tackleberry.
塔克貝利? 他在城區另一邊高塔就在三個街區外 Tackleberry? He's across town.Hightower's only three blocks away.
呼叫塔克貝利 Send in Tackleberry.
聽到他說的了嗎? 照著做 You heard him. Do it.
- 斯威特查克! - 大廳真不錯! - Sweetchuck! - What a lobby.
佔據電梯 樓梯交給我! Secure the elevator. I'll take the stairs.
放鬆點 Easy.
胡克斯中士 10 - 48! Sgt. Hooks, there's a 10 - 48!
很好 呼叫46號警車 All right. Send in car 46.
呼叫46號警車 Car 46.
高塔 高爾地區有伙流浪漢 Hightower, there's a roving gangin the Gower district.
噢 天 就是這 Oh, boy, this is it.
太棒了 Right, right.
向左拐…不 你們正駛向高速公路! Take a left....No, you're going towards the expressway!
調頭… Take a U - turn on....
在弗林特大街調頭… Make a U - turn on Flint Street....
不 那是高速公路! 這是什麼? No, you're going towards the expressway!What is that?
不 等會兒 調頭! No, wait, make a U - turn!
- 我們去哪? - 儘管放輕鬆 - Where are we going? - Just relax.
什麼也別說 Not a word.
…你在來回轉! 停下! 別… ...then you go around. Stop! Don't....
我們正跟州長一起頒獎 We're with the Governor at the trophy.
舉辦這次賽舟會的目的 當然是… The purpose of the regatta, of course...
希望為我的競選再壓上2萬美元的賭注 is we're hoping to raise about $20,000for my campaign.
我想 - - - I was going to - -
- 州長 好運! - 我們正向盛滿趣酒的大酒杯前進 - Good luck, Governor. - We're moving toward the punch bowl.
喂 裁判員 選出勝利者! Hello, Judge. Pick a winner.
我們停了下來 We've stopped.
- 你們能往後退點嗎? - 我們向後退 - Would you back off? - We're backing off.
你們想幹什麼? 傷害他嗎? What are you trying to do, injure him?
毛瑟指揮官的學員從不擅自離崗 長官! Comdt. Mauser's cadetsnever abandon their posts, sir!
跟某些學員不一樣 長官! Unlike some cadets I might mention, sir!
我的媽呀! Holy cow!
馬霍尼 隨便誰 我需要幫助 Mahoney, somebody, I need help.
聽著 餐館工人們… Listen, the busboys...
正拿槍指著我的鼻子 are shooting my nose.
你聽見了嗎? 那是真的嗎? Did you read that? Was that for real?
我們聽見了 長官? We heard it. Sir?
- 也許我們應該去看一看 - 那評估怎麼辦? - Maybe we better check it out. - What about the evaluation?
我的一個孩子可能正遭遇麻煩 讓評估見鬼去吧 One of my boys may be in trouble.Screw the evaluation.
我喜歡聽你說髒話 長官 I love it when you talk dirty, sir.
馬霍尼也許覺得他跟我們一樣傻 Mahoney must thinkhe's as dumb as we are.
- 我們不會愛上那個廢物的 - 沒錯 - We're not gonna fall for that stuff. - Yeah.
他肯定拚命想作弄我們 He must be getting desperate,trying to sucker us with that crap.
好 我們走 Come on, let's go.
把手舉起來! 這是搶劫! Get your hands in the air. It's a stickup!
如果有麻煩了 巴克斯特會通知我們 If there was trouble,Baxter would let us know.
抓住他們 Take them, boys.
你敢碰它 Don't you touch that.
不 別拿那個勇氣勳章! No, not the one for bravery.
那就是遊艇俱樂部 There's the Yacht Club.
我們怎麼過去 中士? How are we gonna get there, Sergeant?
你包在緊身潛水衣裏好看嗎? How do you look in a wet suit?
想活命就把錢跟珠寶都交出來! Hand over your money and jewelsand nobody gets hurt!
你別想逃脫懲罰 我是州長! You'll never get away with this.I'm the Governor.
州長? 你們聽見了嗎? 啊? 我們抓住州長了! The Governor? Did you hear that, boys?We got the Governor.
你肯定會傷透你母親的心 You must be breaking your mother's heart.
你怎麼不去問她? 她就在那邊 Why don't you ask her?She's right over there.
噢 她很像你 She looks like you.
夥計們集合! 我們的麻煩來了! Gather our boys. We got trouble coming!
散開 散開! Spread out.
呼叫不到巴克斯特 I can't get Baxter.
碼頭那好像出事了 就在那下個路口右轉 Something's going on at the marina.Right over there. Take the next right.
放鬆點 你有權保持沉默 Just relax.You've got the right to remain silent.
- 你開過了! - 這不允許! - You passed it. - They're not yielding.
- 向右轉! - 不成啊! - Pull over to the right. - Yield!
你又過了! 在那右轉 You're missing it. There goes the right.
我們坐的是警車! 這不能右轉! We're in a police carand they're not yielding.
快走! Move!
停下! 救命 馬霍尼! Stop. Hold it. Mahoney!
警察! 快停下! Police officer. Stop right there!
凱倫 我去追州長! Karen, I'm going after the Governor.
- 你還好嗎? - 很好 - Are you okay? - Yes.
- 你穿著潛水衣真漂亮 - 你也是! - You do look good in a wet suit. - So do you.
不許動! Freeze!
把槍扔掉! Drop it!
向前走! 讓我的日子好過些… Go ahead. Make my day...
廢物! punk!
不許動 警官! Freeze, cop!
倒霉 Trouble.
[日語]萬歲! Banzai!
噢 我不是有意打你的! I didn't mean to hit you.
我恨你 I hate you.
靠岸! Pull over.
馬霍尼 還好吧? Mahoney, you all right?
好 接著追! I'm okay. Just keep going.
給我讓開 老東西 Get out of my way, old man.
嘿 馬霍尼有麻煩了! 我們走! Mahoney's in trouble. Let's go!
收到 You got it.
學監 你是個白癡! Proctor, you're an idiot.
你生下來就是白癡你這輩子都是個白癡! You were born an idiot,you'll always be an idiot.
潛水! Dive.
快點 學監 Move it, Proctor.
我劃這邊 你劃那邊 I got this side,you paddle on the other side.
停下! Hold it!
你還好嗎 長官? You okay, sir?
當心! Look out.
咱們談談? Let's talk.
- 還好嗎? - 用幫忙嗎? - You okay? - You need help?
- 州長呢? 州長! - Where's the Governor? - Governor!
別動 膿包! Don't move, dirtbag!
一切都好! 我們再來一次? All right! Can we go again?
我要感謝所有隊員的幫助! I'd like to thank all the membersof my racing team for their assistance.
我不會贏得這座獎盃 如果… I couldn't have won....
…沒有我眾多傑出的警校講師… ...without the help of mymany wonderful instructors...
和眾多優秀學員的幫助 and my many fine cadets.
感謝所有的人… Thanks to all...
這所學校將繼續發揚它的傳統! this academywill carry on its fine tradition.