Oh my god, where is it? 天哪，它在哪？
Oh, no, it's horrible! 这太恐怖了
Don't say it's horrible. It's beautiful. 这并不恐怖，这很美。
Well, it sure isn't beautiful. Doll, it looks like burnt curtains. 这一点都不美，Doll，它看上去像燃烧的窗帘
But I'll be damned if I'm gonna be called frigid for the rest of my life just 'cause I don't understand what I got goin' on down there. 我可不想在余生被说成性冷淡，就因为我不知道我下面是怎么回事
Careful with the granola! 小心麦片！
Girls, if it wasn't for this group, I would still think that Valium was my only hope for survival 姑娘们，如果不是这样的话，我可能会坚持把安定（一种药）作为我活下去的希望
I would still believe in the myth of the vaginal orgasm. Thank you Sigmund Freud, you patronizing, sexist pig! Woo! 我还是会相信高潮的神秘说法，谢谢你 Sigmund Freud，你这个自以为是，大男人主义的猪！woo！
Can I just say... I know this is only our fifth meeting, but I already feel closer to all of you than I do my own husband. 我能不能说...我知道这只是我们的第五次聚会，但我已经觉得我和你们大家的亲密程度已经超过我和我老公了
I sure don't know any husband that's going to get this familiar with a bunch of ladies' wiff-waffs. 我不知道有哪个丈夫对女人如此了解
What about you, sweetie? 你呢，甜心？
Is this just all too far out for you? 这对你来说是不是难以接受
Oh! No. I... oh!不，我......
What? Go on, you can tell us. We're your sisters. You can tell us how you're feeling. 怎么了？告诉我们吧。我们是你的姐妹。告诉我们你的感觉。
I... didn't know... Chet... he's just... so fast...and clumsy... 我...不知道...Chet...他太...太快...太笨拙了...
I had no idea... about the 我不知道...关于...
um...Excuse me.
I'm just going to go check on her. 我去看看她
Revival. 复活
You have a right to be happy. 你有权得到幸福
And sexually fulfilled. 得到性上的满足
I should..... 我应该......
Did you know that you can be sexually fulfilled? 你知道你可以得到性上的满足么
I should go. Chet's expecting me. So? 我该走了。Chet在等我。 So?
I have a three-year-old. He sometimes wakes. Night terrors. 我有一个3岁的小孩，他有时候会在夜里惊醒。
Well, what's going to happen if you turn up a little late? Hmm? 如果你晚回去一会儿会发生什么？
Is the world gonna stop turning? 难道地球会停止转动么？
Will he dock your allowance? 你需要得到他的允许么？
What do I tell him? 我该怎么对他说呢？
Tell him the girls had a lot to talk about tonight. 告诉他姑娘们今天晚上要聊很久。
Tell him we're changing the world and it's gonna take some time. 告诉他我们在改变世界，那可要费一番功夫
Tell him it's no easy task creating equality for women. 告诉他为妇女争取平等不是一件容易的事
That was "So Jealous" by Tegan and Sara and I'm Alice Pieszecki and you're listening to "The Chart" on KCRW. Welcome back. 刚才播放的是Tegan和Sara的"太嫉妒"，我是Alice Pieszecki，你正在收听的是KCRW的"The Chart"。 欢迎回来。
Tonight, we are talking about the connection between love and the senses. Your lover... kisses you and... you feel a tremor in the back of your knees. 今晚，我们要谈论爱情和感觉之间的联系。你的情人...吻你...你的膝盖后方感觉到一阵颤抖
The synapses fire, sending orders: "Move your legs, move your arms." 神经兴奋起来，发出了指令："移动你的双腿，移动你的双臂"
"She's the one for you. She's the... girl of your dreams. She's your... one and only..." "她是你的，她是...你的梦中情人。她就是你的...唯一..."
And you know, because... the smell of her makes your head swim, because... you get a physical jolt every time... 你清楚知道，因为...她身上的气味让你的头脑沉浸其中，因为...每一次你的身体都会颤抖
she sends a glance your way. I mean, she touches you here... 她的眼神扫过。她抚摸你这里...
and you feel it... here. 而你这里有了感觉
You touch her anywhere, and you feel it everywhere. And then... boom! It's six months later. 你抚摸她的全身，而你自己的各处也有感觉。但之后，boom!六个月过去了。
And she's touching someone else. 她抚摸的却是别人了
And you might say... 你也许会说
"Hey, Al... relationships end, lovers leave, leaving labyrinth of heartache and betrayal." hey，AL...感情结束了，你爱的人离开了，只留下心痛和辜负
For example, my first boyfriend left me for a voluptuous former lesbian named April, who I then wound up having a rebound affair with, but we could also talk about Gabby 举例来说，我的第一任男友为了一个曾经是les的叫April的骚货把我甩了，我为了报复和那个April有了一腿 我们也可以来谈谈Gabby
otherwise known as "Lesbian X", the point of origin for an entire geographical substratum of lesbian linkages. 否则对于"Lesbian X"，整个lesbian联络图的起始点
Including Lara. 包括Lara
Whaddaya makin'? 你在做什么？
Pies. 馅饼
"6 egg yolks, a quarter cup of heavy cream"? Lara, I can't eat this, I'm training. 6个淡黄，四分之一杯奶油？Lara，我不能吃这个，我要训练
Yes, you can, because, with your metabolism and the workout I'm about to give you, you can indulge in my little breakfast soufflé. 你可以的，因为，有了你的新陈代谢和我要帮你做的运动（指床上~~~~~），你吃我做的早餐没问题的。
Can I? 我可以么 Yes. 可以 Okay. 好吧
Workout, huh? 想运动一下么（尽量往歪处想~~~~~）？huh?
Yes, that same Lara. We love 'er. Lara the Larcenist. Lara the Liberator. 是啊，就是那个个Lara。我们喜欢她。Lara这个小偷. Lara这个解放者
Lara, the new, uh, true love of - of - of Dana! And, uh... Lara，这个新的，uh，Dana的...真爱！而且，uh...
Yeah, I mean, Dana... who told me she needed... she needed closure. Closure with Lara. 是啊，我的意思是，Dana...那个对我说她需要...需要一个正式分手...和Lara的正式分手。
Well. It's six months later and I'm still waiting for it to close. 6个月过去了，我还在等着那个正式结束。
"Hel-lo, every-body, so glad to see you. Hel-lo to Lo-la, so glad to see you. Hel-lo to Pi-erce, so glad to see you. Hel-lo to Angelica, so glad to see you." 你好，各位，很高兴见到你们，你好Lola，很高兴见到你，你好pierce，很高兴见到你，你好angelica，很高兴见到你。
"Hel-lo, every-body, so glad to see youuuu." 你们好，各位，很高兴见到你们
Yay! Yay!
It's time for instruments! I'll try and get her the triangle today. 到了拿乐器的时间了！ 今天我要帮她拿到三角铁
Okay. 好吧
Oh, I was - I was just looking for that. oh，我想...想找这个
I'm sure there's more. No. There aren't. That's the last one. 我相信还会有的 不，没了，那是最后一个
Sorry. 抱歉
Asshole. 混蛋
Okay, does everyone have an instrument? I think it's time to get up for "dance in a circle" time! 好了，每个人都拿到乐器了么？我想是时候站起来跳圆圈舞了
Sorry about that. 非常抱歉
Uh, it happens. Especially with some of these moms. Which one of you is the... uh，那常常发生，特别是碰到那种妈妈的时候。你们之中那个是...
... is the mom? 是亲生妈妈？
I gave birth, actually. 实际上我是生母
Oh, wow. I would've figured it was her. Your daughter looks a lot like her. oh,wow. 我本以为是她的。你女儿很像她
She's not your sister, is she? 她不会是你的姐妹吧？
She's my partner. 她是我的另一半。
Oh!
And, um...
She's a little stressed out today. We're about to have a home visit from the adoption social worker. 她今天有点压力过大。我们要接待一个收养社工的来访
But she's your baby. 但她是你的小孩
Yeah. I mean... but, not Bette's, at least not according to the law. 是啊，我是说，Bette不是，至少在法律上不是
She has to do this, uh, thing that's called a second parent adoption so that she can legally become Angelica's other parent. 她不得不通过，uh，那个叫做第二父母收养的程序，然后她才可以在法律上成为Angelica另一个母亲。
Hmm.
Complicated? 很复杂吧？
This is so weird. I didn't realize it would be so awkward. 这太奇怪了。我不知道这事这么尴尬。
Doesn't have to be awkward, mom. Just tell me what's been going on, and I'll do my best to help you out. 不会很尴尬的，妈妈。告诉我到底怎么回事，我会尽全力帮你的
I think it started around the time Daddy got sick. I just - I just - didn't deal. I just didn't deal. 我想那是在父亲病倒的时候开始的，我只是...只是...不知道怎么办。我不知道该怎么办
I know it's my fault for letting it go this long, but he... he was so sick and he needed all my attention and, you know, if I had taken care of myself, we would've caught it before it got this bad - 我知道拖了这么就是我的错。但是他...他病得那么重，而且他需要我的照顾，而且，你知道，如果我好好照顾我自己，情况也许不会像现在这么糟。
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, mom. Let's not plan your funeral yet. Now what are you symptoms? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 妈妈。还没坏到要为你准备葬礼的程度。你有哪些症状？
Breathing... I have a hard time breathing, and heart palpitations and sometimes I have to sit down and catch my breath. 呼吸...呼吸困难，心悸，而且有时候我不得不坐下来喘口气
And I, um, I'm having these headaches every day. 而且我，um，每天都头痛
And I know they're connected to something that's bad going on somewhere else 我知道有时候会引起别处的毛病
and I - I - I'm having a hard time just concentrating on any one thing. 我...我...我现在很难集中精力
Well, your blood pressure's a little high, but it's not off the chart. 你的血压有点高，但还没有超过正常值
Don't assume the worst, okay? 不要老往坏处想，好吗？
Here's what we're gonna do. 我们现在要做的是
I'm gonna send you for some blood work. 我要送你去做一些血液检查
We're gonna check your levels, we're gonna run a few tests. 我们要检查你的一些指标，然后会做一些测试
Now, I'm actually betting that this is psychological. 我现在觉得这应该是心理上的问题
You're under a lot of stress running that business all by yourself. Not to mention all the time you're putting in helping them out with Tina's baby. 你现在要一个人处理那么多事情，压力太大了。更不用说还要经常帮忙照看Tina的宝宝
Yeah, well it's Bette's baby, too, you know, not just Tina's. 那也是Bette的小孩，你要知道，不止是Tina的
Just call today. 今天记得打电话
It's, um, 2:00 to 6:00, on Saturday. 那是,um, 周六的2点到6点
It's for, uh, six month. It's really just an excuse to have a party. 为了，uh，半岁生日。那只是个办party的借口
Thanks, I'll try and make it. 谢谢，我会去的 Great. Take care. 太好了。再见 See ya 再见
Why'd you invite him? 你为什么要邀请他？
He's sweet, I like him. 他很好，我很喜欢他
He's so... straight 他太...异性恋了
Since when did you have a problem with straight people? 你什么时候开始对异性恋不爽了？
I don't have a problem with straight people, it's just he's so... you know, suburban 我没有不爽异性恋，只是他太...你知道，土老冒。
I grew up in the suburbs. Suburbs aren't that terrible. Why does everybody have to be a hipster? 我就在小地方长大的。小地方没那么恐怖。为什么所有人都必须时髦？
Angus. I have a proposition for you. Angus. 我有个提议
Would you be interested in playing for the kids at Angelica's six month celebration? 你愿意在Angelica的半岁生日庆祝上为小朋友表演么？
Wow, yeah, I'll play almost anywhere I'm invited as long as there's a paycheck involved. My band's trying to put out our CD. Wow，好啊，只要是有钱拿在哪里表演我都乐意。我的乐队准备出我们的CD了。
Cool
Whaddaya think, Angelica? Want me to rock your half-birthday party? 你怎么想，Angelica? 想让我high翻你的半岁party么
Maybe some Ozzy? Black Sabbath? 也许表演Ozzy? Black Sabbath?
I was actually thinking more "Cock-a-Doodle-Doo". 我希望来点"Cock-a-Doodle-Doo"
Oh, no, that's what you'll get. Thanks, I could really use the cash. Oh, 我会的。谢谢，我想要现金
Great. 没问题
Oh, c'mere. oh，宝贝过来
I am power and beauty, emanating the warmth of the sun through a heart as deep as the ocean. 我有力量而且美丽，散发出太阳的温暖透过海一样深的内心
Are you sure it's not "pockets as deep as the ocean"? 你确信那不是"像海一样深的钱带？"
It could be. Yeah. Pockets. 有可能，是的，钱带
Uh, you just bought something. Something that most people consider reckless and foolish. Uh,你买了些东西。一些人们认为是草率而且愚蠢的东西。
We are about to close on a deal, but I can't tell you what it is. 我们正打算完成一笔交易，但我不能告诉你那是什么
You don't have to say. 你不需要说
You bought a movie studio. 你买了一个电影公司
My god, how did you know that? 老天，你怎么知道的
Because the cards know everything. 因为纸牌会讲述一切
Oh. And there's a romance in your future. See? Oh.你将来会遇到一段浪漫经历，看到了么？
This is you, The Empress, she knows how to pamper herself but she really knows how to take care of her lovers. 这是你，皇后，她知道如何纵容自己但她更清楚如何照顾情人们
And this, the Knight of Wands, that's the love interest. 还有这个，手执权杖的骑士，那表示爱情的兴趣
Uh, it's a creative person, an artist of some kind. Volatile and changeable, especially sexually. Uh, 这是个有创造力的人，某种艺术家。活泼且易变的，特别在性上
Sexually changeable, what does that mean? Bisexual or something? 在性上易变的，这是什么意思？双性恋之类的么？
Shuffle and take three more cards. 洗牌然后抽三张
Bisexual. Yeah. This person is bisexual. 双性恋，对，这人是双性恋。
He or she... uh... she, I think... is going to stand back to back with you, and then face to face. 他或她... uh... 她，我觉得...会和你背对背，然后再面对面
What does that mean? 那是什么意思？
I'm sorry, I... can't tell you any more right now. 抱歉，我...没法告诉你更多了
Except that she drives a blue car. And she's a brunette. 除了她开一辆蓝色的车。她是褐色头发
Alright, now, one of you lie down on this fluffy couch and the other one come and pick some material. 好吧，现在，你们之中的一个躺在这张软沙发上，另一个过来挑点东西
Mama T, why don't you be the "lier-downer" and I'll go choose some materials for us. 妈妈T，你干嘛不躺下，而我去选东西
No.
Please. What? 摆脱。怎么了？
Do you also call her "Mama B"? 你不会也叫她“妈妈B”吧？
Uh - yeah, sometimes I do call her "Mama B". Uh,是啊，有时候我是叫她“妈妈B”
Okay, get up. You go sit down. Sit down. 好吧，坐起来。你也坐下，坐下
Alright. Listen. 好吧，听着
The guiding principle here is that we are trying to rekindle the sexual spark in this long-term relationship. 我们要定些指导原则，我们要试着在长期的关系中重新点燃性的火焰
And "Mama T" and "Mama B" do not make mad, passionate love to one another, they make cookies. 而"Mama T"和"Mama B"不可能给双方带来疯狂的，激情的爱，它们只能带来饼干。
Okay. Now. When you do these sensate-focus exercises at home, Tina - she'll be naked, wearing a blindfold - 好吧，现在，当你们在家做这些感觉集中练习的时候，Tina － 她会全裸，带一个眼罩
Oh-ho, no way. Oh-ho, 这不行
What - what's wrong with that? 怎么了？有什么不对么？
I'll feel ridiculous. I don't want anybody staring down at my naked body, tickling me with strips of rubber and suede. I - 我觉得太荒谬了。我不想任何人盯着我的裸体看，用皮带，橡胶，或者山羊皮挠我。我...
Well, first of all, I'm not just anybody. I'm your life-partner and would-be lover, and secondly, I find you beautiful. 好吧，首先，我不是“任何人”。我是你的生活伴侣，自认为是你的情人，其次，我觉得你很美。
You can't possibly find this big, ugly scar and my sagging stomach and my leaky nipples beautiful. 你不可能觉得我松弛的肚皮上那个大的，丑陋的疤和我那有裂缝的乳头漂亮
You cannot tell me what I can and cannot find beautiful. 你怎么知道我会不会觉得那漂亮
I mean, and I - I don't think this is all about you feeling unattractive or tired. 我是说，我...不认为这些会让你失去魅力
In fact, I hate to say this, but Dr. Farber, I think she's still punishing me for - 实际上，我不想这么说，但是，Dr. Farber，我觉得她还是在惩罚我，为了...
I am not punishing you! oh,no? 我不是在惩罚你！ oh，不是么？
I'm exhausted! I am up half the night with Angelica! 我太累了！我半夜起来是为了Angelica
Look, let's try something else, alright? 让我们试点别的，好么？
Uh... We could try the... The Lover's Paintbox. Uh... 我们可以试试...情人的绘画箱
Beautiful. Very high-quality chocolate. $33.95. 漂亮的，高质量的巧克力。33.95美元
And this The Hot Sex Ice Cube Kit. $19.95, not as expensive. 还有这个超辣sex冰立方体工具套装。19.95美元，一点都不贵
What do you do with the ice cube kit? 这个冰立方体工具套装是干嘛的？
Well, you take a cube - and it could be breast-shaped, penis-shaped, whatever - put it in your mouth, let a little water drip on her clit, on her nipples... 你拿一个立方体，它有可能是乳房形状的，阴茎形状的...把它含在你嘴里，滴一滴水在她的阴蒂上，还有她的乳头上...
because, really, one of the big problems of lesbian sexual dysfunction is aversion to oral stimulation... 因为，真的，对于les的性功能紊乱来说，一个大的问题是厌恶口交
... and those - if you pardon the pun - are a major ice-breaker. ...还有那些...如果你用双关语的话...一个破冰器
Or, if all else fails, try a little... humor! 或者，如果那些都没用的话，尝试一点...幽默！
C'mon, a little levity never hurt anybody's sex life. 拜托，一点轻浮不会伤及任何人的性生活
Okay, so. What time do you put Angelica down to sleep? 好吧，那么，你们什么时间把Angelica放下睡觉
Oh, well, it differs every night. We don't really have her on a schedule. Oh，每天晚上的时间都不同。我们没有给她安排一个时间表。
Yeah.
Tonight, get her to sleep, put her in the crib - 今晚，把她哄睡着，放到婴儿床里...
No, we don't put her down. 不，我们不会放下她
We're practicing attachment parenting. 我们正在实行接触养育
We try to keep her in contact with another human body as much as possible. 我们尽量试着让她始终和另一个人的身体有接触
Where is she right now? 那她现在在哪？
My turn. Oh, yeah! 轮到我了。Oh,yeah!
Woohoo!
I wouldn't say my parents are happy about it, necessarily, I would just say that they've... 我得说我父母很开心，我必须说他们...
they've accepted it, sort of in their own way. 他们已经接收了，以他们自己的方式
Yeah, they don't try and fix you up with guys anymore, so that's good. 是啊，他们没有再试图安排你和男人约会了，那很好
That's good Yeah. 很好 是啊
The whole, uh, coming-out-to-your-parents-in-a-Mexican-family, that stuff? 这整件事，uh，对墨西哥家庭的父母出柜，这事
Mm-mmm, there's something about it. It doesn't really play. Mm-mmm, 有些问题，不可能行得通
No. So you just stay in the closet. 不可能。所以你就一直隐瞒着
No, sweetheart 没有，甜心
Yes. You don't just stay in the closet. 是啊 你不需要一直隐瞒着
There are certain things that are understood, and it is understood that we do not talk about those things. Like, I have htis Uncle Poppy. 有些事情是会被理解的，之所以被理解是因为我们从不谈论那些事。就像我有个叔叔Poppy。
He borrowed his sister's prom dress one year, and uh, what he did with that prom dress, we don't know. 有一年他借了他姐姐的舞会装，and uh, 他拿那件舞会装干了什么，我们并不知道。
And guess what? We don't ask 你猜怎样？我们并不去问
I found it disconcerting, that's all. 我觉得那让人不舒服，仅此而已
Why? What's wrong with "clit"? 为什么？“clit（阴蒂）”怎么了？
It's a little graphic. I prefer that our therapist use a more neutral language. 那感觉有点像医学图示。我更希望我们的临床医学家用更中性的语言
So "clit" made you uncomfortable? 所以"clit（阴蒂）"让你觉得不舒服了？
A little, yeah. 有一点，对
What about "cunt", do you have a problem with "cunt"? 那“cunt（阴道）”呢，你对"cunt"这个词有问题么？
Hey, Boo Boo!
Look who it is! 看谁来了!
Actually, I like "pussy". 事实伤，我喜欢"pussy（阴户）"
Oh. Hear! Hear! I love pussy. Oh. 听听，我超爱pussy
Excuse me. （shane你好可爱）
Hmm?
Shane, it's not as though she can really understand what we're talking about. Shane, 她不可能听懂我们在说什么。
You don't know that. 你怎么知道
What are you - what are you talking about? 你们在讲什么？
Well, Tina has a problem with the word "clit", which I find somewhat troubling, and she's also not too fond of "cunt". 是这样，Tina对于"clit(阴蒂)"这个词不爽，让我觉得有点麻烦，而且她太喜欢"cunt（阴道）"这个词了
Oh, my god, I love the word "cunt". Oh, my god, 我超爱“cunt(阴道)”这个词（小天使喜欢cunt哦）
I get totally hot. 让我觉得很辣
No - you do?! 不会吧，是么？（Dana你咋会不知道哩？）
Yeah! Don't you? 是啊！你不是么？
I...
Well, what words do you use? 好吧，你们都用什么词？
"Pussy" works for me. "Pussy" 对我起作用（原来sharmen都喜欢pussy ^_^）
Mm-hmm. "Beaver" is also fun sometimes and I like "twat". Mn-hmm. "Beaver（海狸毛皮？）"有时候也很有用。我喜欢"twat（阴门）"
Actually, I really like "twat"! You know that. I know. 实际上，我真的很喜欢"twat（阴门）"! 你是知道的。（现在我也知道了^_^） 我是知道。
Aww, babe!
See, I just grew up in a world of euphemisms, like "down there", "nether regions", "private parts", "naughty bits"... "Uh oh, don't touch your no-no!" 好吧，我是在一个用婉转说法的环境下长大的，比如"down there(那下面)"，"nether regions(下面的地带)"，"private parts"（私处）, "naughty bits（淘气的地方）"... "Uh oh, don't touch your no-no（哦，别碰你那里）"
I was the same way. "Private parts", "lady parts"... "lady parts", "it". 我也是这种环境下长大的。"Private parts（私处）"，"lady parts（女人的私处）"..."lady parts", "it（那里）"
Then who came up with "peeper"? 那么是谁用"peeper"这个词的？（眼睛？不知道怎么和私处联想起来的？Dana用的词还真是诡异）
Peeper! Peeper, peeper, peeper.
Mama T, why don't you feed her for a while, I think she's hungry. 妈妈 T, 你该喂她了，我像她饿了
She's fine. 她没事
Peeper, peeper, peeper!
"Touch my peeper, Al. Nobody touches my peeper like you do." 摸我的peeper, Al. 每人像你那样摸我的peeper
"Oh, look what happens to my peeper when it touches your peeper. It's a wet peeper!" Oh, 如果我的peeper碰触你的peeper会发生什么。peeper湿了。
Alice...
We're gonna go. 我们要走了
It's a wet, wet peeper. 很湿，很湿的peeper。
You win, Al. 你赢了，Al
Peeper.
Oh, baby, say hello to Auntie Alice Oh,宝贝儿，跟Alice阿姨打招呼
Mama T, can you just put her - really, just put her - Say hello! Say hello! Say hello! 打招呼！打招呼！打招呼！
So what are you on now? 你现在做什么治疗？
I'm on methylphenidate. 我在用methylphenidate(一种刺激中枢神经的药)
Possible side effects are - include, um, Tourette's. 副作用是，包括，um，Tourette's（好像是德语词，不懂。）
It's okay. We're all a little stressed out right now. 没事的。我们都有一点压力过大。
Totally. 是啊 Yeah, Tina and I, we have our first home visit with the adoption social worker today. Tina和我，我们今天要接待收养社工的第一次家访
Ah. I'm going to meet Carmen's mother. Ah. 我要去见Carmen的老妈
Mm-hmm.
And have dinner with her entire family. 我要和她全家一起吃饭
And.
I'm gonna act straight. 我要装成异性恋
Who wins! 谁赢了
Yeah, you win. 是啊，你赢了
Inhale, take the gaze up part-way. 吸气，到中途的时候抬头凝视
Exhale, stepping back. 呼气，向后伸腿
To dandasana, lowering down. dandasana（瑜珈动作，不懂），趴下。
Inhale, coming into up-dog. 吸气，头向上伸
Opening up the chest through the arms. 打开你双臂之间的胸腔
Exhaling back into downward-facing dog. 呼气，脸朝下
Now let's step from down-dog, the right foot up beside the right hand. 现在从脸朝下，变为右脚放在右手边
We're going into warrior one, people, virabhardrasana. 我们要做下一个动作，virabhardrasana（瑜珈动作，大家自己看画面吧）
Oh, I know, this stuff's really hard. It kills me. Oh, 我知道，这很难，我会死的
Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry. Oh, 甜心，我很抱歉
I thought this would be good for you. 我以为这个对你有好处
Is there anything I can do? 有没有什么我能做的？
Oh, no, you're a good friend. You're a good friend! Oh, 不，你是个好友，你真的是个好朋友
Now, pivot on the ball of the left foot. 现在，以左脚前脚掌为支撑
Drop that heel to the ground. 把后脚跟放回地面
Turn the toes out 45 degrees. 转动脚趾朝外45度
Is everyone cool with that? 每个人都没问题吧？
Oh, you poor thing. Is it Dana? Oh, 可怜的家伙，是因为Dana么？
I don't know. 我不知道
It could be these new drugs I'm on. 有可能是我现在吃的新药的副作用
okay. And drop your shoulder blades down your back. 好的。肩部下垂到你的背上（译得我自己都一头雾水，大家看画面就明白了）
I just... I feel a little unpredictable. 我只是...我觉得事情有点难以预料
But I don't know, maybe... 但我不知道，也许...
maybe it's just making me spontaneous, you know. Like I'm ready, I'm rea - 也许那让我自然而然的哭出来，你知道，好像我已经，我已经准备...
Shhh. No talking. Shhh. 不要讲话
Okay, now, let's all partner up with the person on the mat next to us. 好的，现在，大家和旁边垫子的人结成一组
I want you to turn back-to-back. 我要你们背对背
And link arms 挽起胳膊
Now. The person facing the front of the room, I want you to bend forward and gently stretch your partner's back. 现在，脸朝教室前方的人，我要你朝前弯腰，慢慢拉身你同伴的背部
Gently. Bounce and stretch. 慢慢的。弹一弹，拉伸
Alice!
Good, now switch. 好的，现在交换
Wait, wait. We're not quite back-to-back. 等一下，我们没有完全背对背
Okay.
Oh, god...
Okay, once you've both done the stretch 好的，当你们都做完拉伸之后
I want you to stand, and turn to face your partners... 我要你们站起来，转过身面对你的同伴
... and grip one-another's shoulders like this. 像这样抓住对方的肩膀
And bend your knees. 然后弯曲膝盖
Oh, god.
Holy shit. 妈的
What? 怎么了？
We were back-to-back and now we're face-to-face. 我们先背对背，然后又面对面
Yeah, I know, that's what he said to do. Ready? Oookay. 是啊，我知道，他不就是让我们这么做的么。准备好了没？好吧
Saturday there's a Fuse event at Falcon. 周六在Falcon有一个统一科学教育联合会
We should go. 我们应该去。
Helena, I can't even remember how to say hello to a girl at a bar. Helena, 我甚至不记得该怎么在酒吧和女孩搭讪了
I'll help you. We'll scope the place out, you see anybody you like, and - 我会帮你的。我们四处转转，你看见你喜欢的人，然后...
Your car's... blue. 你的车是...蓝色的
I... I know it's... 我...我知道它有点
it's dirty, I'm usually such a neat-freak. 有点脏，我以前是很有洁癖的
Really. You'll never meet anyone tidier than me, it's just... 真的, 你不会遇见比我更整洁的人了。只是...
Since... Dana. Yeah 自从...Dana. 是啊
You know, my life is shit, Helena. Okay? 你知道么，我的生活一团糟，Helena.
You saw me in there. 你看到我在那儿的表现了
I'm good for 5 minutes on these meds and then it - and then - 我吃了药会好5分钟，然后它...然后...
And then it wears off. 然后药效就消退了
That's the trouble with medication. Maybe you should just - 这是药物问题。也许你应该...
I should take more. I should take a higher dose. Yes, of course. 我应该多服用点，我应该增强剂量。是啊，当然。
It's the - I just - it's very - not precise, this pill-popping business, you know? 只是...我只是...那很...不确定，关于药物，你知道
Are you judging me? I mean, I would understand if you were, but... 你在评判我么？我是说，如果你评判我的话，我也会理解的，但是...
No, I - just... 不，我...只是...
I - you're a good friend. You're a good friend. Good friend. 我...你是个好朋友。你真的是个好朋友，好朋友。
Kit, can you help me with this table before you go? Kit, 你走之前能帮我收拾下桌子吗？
She'll be here in two seconds. 她2分钟内就会回来了
Jesus, what is their ****ing problem? 天啊，他们到底他妈的怎么回事？
Here we are, okay.
That's the social worker. She needs help getting up porch steps 那是社工来了，她需要我们帮她上门廊台阶。
Here you go.
Here we go Angelica! Here, Boo Boo. Let's go meet the social worker. 我们开始吧，Angelica！这里，Boo Boo. 我们一起见社工吧。
Hi! You made it. Hi! 你来了。
Hello Miss Collie, I'm Bette Porter. It's really nice to meet you. 你好Collie小姐，我是Bette Porter. 很高兴见到你。
This is my partner Tina Kennard. 这是我爱人Tina Kennard
And this is my sister, Kit Porter. 这是我姐姐, Kit Porter
And this is Angelica. 这是Angelica
I think you may wanna put that baby down and help me up these steps. 我想你也许愿意把婴儿放下来帮我上台阶
Well, we don't really put her down, but I think we'll be okay. 我们不怎么把她放下，但我想这没什么问题
What do you mean you don't put her down? 不把她放下是什么意思？
Well, we're - 我们在...
practicing attachment parenting. 实行接触养育
Well I say anything that can be attached, can be detached. 我认为任何一件可以触摸的东西，就可以分开。
So why don't you detach the baby, put her in her crib for a few moments so you don't drop me. 所以为什么你不和baby分开呢，把她放到婴儿床里一会儿，这样你就不会失去我的认可。
I think Tina and I can manage this, okay? 我想Tina和我两个人就可以了，好么
Anyway, we don't have a crib. 无论如何，我们不需要婴儿床。
We bought one, but it became apparent that we weren't gonna use it 我们买过一个，但我们显然不会用的
so we donated it to a family in East L.A. That's where I work. 所以我们把它捐给了东L.A的一户家庭，那是我工作的地方。
You have a six month-old baby and you don't have a crib. 你有一个6个月大的baby，但是你没有婴儿床
Okay. Good luck, mommies. 好吧，祝你们好运，妈妈们
Oh, cunt! (hits horn) Cunt! Oh, cunt!（阴道）cunt!（阴道）
Hi! Dana?
Oh, Fuck you! Fuck you! Oh, 操你妈，操你妈
Going to get away? You think you're going to get away? 想跑么？你以为你跑的了？
Oh, fuck you! Dana! Oh, 操你妈！Dana
Are you insane?! 你丫精神病啊
Am I insane?! You're the one who did it, Dana! Okay! 我精神病？你知道那是谁造成的，Dana!
Just stop it, Al! 别追了, Al
You did this! 你干的！
Just stop it! 快停下
I didn't leave you! Okay! 可不是我甩的你，拜托
Hold on, Dana, I'm getting another call, hold on, okay 别挂断，Dana, 有电话进来，别挂断
ARGH!
Hello?
Alice? It's Helena. Look, I wanted you to be the first to know - Alice? 我是Helena，听着，我希望你是第一个知道...
Yeah, Helena -
Hold - I - can you just - hold on - I'm just - I'm - Dana's trying to get away from me, hold on. 别挂断...我...你能不能...等一下...我只是...我...Dana想甩掉我，等一下。
Dana's what? Dana怎么了？
I just - all - she start - 我只是...她开始...
Hey! I'm back. Hey! 我回来了
I'm buying a movie studio, Alice. 我要买一个电影公司，Alice
That - that's great, Helena, that's so good, I can't really talk right now though. 那...那太好了，Helena，那真是太棒了，我现在讲话不方便。
No - no, no. I need to ask you one quick question, Alice. 不...不，不. 我只需要问你一个很简单的问题，Alice.
wondering what your natural haircolor is. 你的头发本色是什么颜色的？
I guess if I go back to childhood, it's, y'know, I would consider myself a blonde... 我想，如果回到小时候的话，那是，你知道，我想应该是浅色的。
Umm... It kinda depends on what angle you look at me. Umm...这取决于你看我的角度。
I mean, it's kind of up for interpretation. If you look at me from one angle, it could be, uh... uh... you know, a light-ish dirty blonde, er... y'know, from another angle it could be sort of a - a - very pale brunette. 我是说，你从一个角度看过来，它可能是, uh... uh...你知道，很浅的有点显脏的浅色，er...你知道，从另一个角度看它有点...有点是非常浅的褐色。
God - god dammit, I lost her. Hold on a sec, ok 妈的，我跟丢了。等一下，好么
Alice??
Hey Dane. Dane? Um, are you planning on going straight down Sunset, or do you think that maybe you might turn off? Hey Dana. Dane? Um, 你打算一直朝着日落开下去么，还是你打算拐弯？
You haven't exactly baby-proofed, have you? 你们的房间没有经过婴儿安全检测，对么？ (baby-proofing就是在让小孩子住进房间之前，先消除房间里的一切可能的安全隐患)
Well, I don't really believe in baby-proofing, per se, I mean first of all, it's ugly, and I really want Angelica to develop an intrinsic sense of beauty. 我不大相信婴儿安全检测，首先，那很丑陋，我希望Angelica能自然发展审美的本质
Well, I can tell that's important to you, Bette. 好吧，我只能说那对你很重要，Bette. （此时社工举起一个很危险的东西，对Bette的评分不利）
Presumably, it's why I don't see an abundance of brightly colored, stimulating, interactive plastic toys strewn around the home. 大概，这就是为什么我没有在房间里看到撒满地的，有丰富而明亮色彩的，刺激性的，交互式的塑料玩具
And from the point of view of safety? 你的想法是从安全的角度出发的？
Well, Miss Collie, I truly believe Collie小姐，我真的相信
Call me Roberta. 叫我Roberta
Roberta. I - I believe that children can learn what's safe and what's not safe through tactile encounters. Roberta. 我...我相信孩子通过小磕小碰，能更好的学会什么是安全的，什么是不安全的。（毛主席说，这叫实践出真知）
I mean, at this age, uh, she can't really grasp concepts, she can only have experiences. 我的意思是，在这个年龄段，uh，她还不能真正掌握抽象概念，她只能拥有经验。（很有道理）
So you're planning to let her put her hand in the fire. 所以你就打算把她的手放到火里面么？（真想抽那个蛮不讲理的社工）
Metaphorically. 我那是比喻。
I'll give you a metaphor, Bette. 我告诉你什么是比喻，Bette
Go ahead and throw yourself off the 405 overpass. 你从405天桥上跳下去
It'll hurt like hell, and damn straight you won't do it again because you'll be dead. 你会痛得像进了地狱，而你绝她妈不会再干第二遍，因为你已经死了。
It's not like we're totally opposed to baby-proofing... I - she's not even crawling yet. 我们并不是完全反对婴儿安全检测...我...她甚至还没学会爬呢
I know. 我明白 Yeah, she's not even crawling. 是啊，她还没学会爬呢
I've done research on pool covers and fences and - the fences are really ugly, Bette hates them a lot. 我已经研究了泳池的护栏和篱笆...那些篱笆真的很难看，Bette很讨厌它们。 （此时那个社工在看墙上的剪贴画，baby-proof里面有一条就是不要把婴儿床放在有剪贴画的地方，因为画有可能掉下来盖在baby身上把baby闷死。）
Yeah, really a lot. 是啊，确实很讨厌
Mom?
Hello, darling. Hello, 宝贝儿
Now, we've really got to hurry, here. We've got one hour until sundown. 我们得快点了，日落之前只有1个小时了
So... here, can you take that in, and put that up there? 所以...你能把那个拿进来么，挂在那里
And then I'm gonna get you to get the china down. 然后把餐具摆好
Your father wants everyone to go to shul. 你父亲希望每个人都去犹太教堂。
He says this is your last dinner here in Skokie. 他说这是你在Stokie这里的最后一顿晚餐了
I had my last therapy session with Dr. Peretz today. 我今天和Dr.Peretz开了最后一个治疗会
You know your father's invited the Cranes for dinner. 你知道你父亲邀请了Crane一家来吃晚餐
Marshall's back from MIT. He's gonna be at shul. Marshall从麻省理工回来了，他会去犹太教堂的
You know what would be really awesome, if you could please ask my step-father to stop setting me up with guys. 你知道什么才是真的很棒么，你叫我继父不要再给我介绍男孩子了
Especially Marshall Crane. 特别是Marshall Crane
And what's wrong with Marshall? Marshall哪儿不好了
He's a mathematical genius 他是个数学天才 Nothing. 没什么不好
Except for the fact that he's a man, and I - 除了他是个男人这一点，而我... Don't start, Jenny. 别说了，Jenny.
We all know you were sick. 我们都知道你病了
That's not part of my sickness. 那和我的“病”没关系（jenny做得那个手势是“”的意思）
Oh! And is that what Dr. Peretz has been telling you? Oh! 是Dr. Peretz这么跟你说的吗？
Dr. Peretz doesn't have a problem with my sexual orientation, mom. Dr. Peretz对于我的性向没有意见，妈妈
Well, uh, then I have to tell you that I think Dr. Peretz is as sick as you are. 好吧，uh，那么我必须告诉你，Dr. Peretz和你病得一样严重
I don't know about this. 我不知道该不该这么做
Why? What's wrong? 为什么？怎么了？
It's too soon. 太快了
No. I'm telling you. You're gonna be fine, okay? 不。我跟你说，你会没事的，好么？
Just - they don't think like that, alright, so all you have to do is be yourself. They are going to ****ing love you. 你只要...他们并会往那方面想，没事的，你只要自然的做你自己就好。他们会爱死你的。
Okay? （后面那辆车的喇叭声很有趣）
Yeah. You look beautiful. Yeah. 你看上去美呆了
Okay.
The show debuts next month at the Slate Museum. 那场展览下个月在Slate博物馆首次展出
It's called "The Art of Dissent". 叫做“反对的艺术”
I see. And does a person actually get paid for something like that? 我懂了。有人会因为做这个拿到酬劳么
Oh, well it's not a full-time job. I'm just doing it as a passion project while I'm looking for a more permanent position. Oh,那不是一份全职工作。我把那当作一份很有热情的项目，而我还在找更稳定的工作。
So you're unemployed 所以你是失业了
Well, just for the last six months. I mean, I've been offered several positions, but just none that I - that I passionately wanna do. 恩，只是过去的这6个月。我是说，有几份职位想聘请我，但我...我对那些工作没有热情
Is that absolutely necessary? 那是绝对必须的么？
What, I'm sorry? 什么，抱歉？
The infant, the spoon, the banging and clanging, can you not just put it away for 15 minutes? Mama T, can you just put the - 婴儿，勺子，重击和叮当乱响，你能不能把它拿开15分钟
Oh, yeah.
- pots and pans down. 罐子和锅放下了
I meant the baby. 我是指baby
Why don't you just nurse her for a while? 为什么你们不雇个保姆照料她一会儿
Okay, let me just review. No baby-proofing. 好吧，让我回顾一下。没有婴儿安全检测。
Passionately unemployed. Harbors sexually-explicit, anti-patriotic propaganda masquerading as art. 充满热情的失业。有包括明显性内容的，反爱国的宣传，所谓的艺术品。（你丫不懂艺术就别乱评论了！）
What about men? 男人的方面呢？
Men? 男人？ You do know that we're lesbians, right? 你应该知道我们是女同志吧？
Yes. That matter was fairly explicitly touted on your petition to the state, which is all the more reason why I find the man question critical. 对。那件事已经非常明确的在你递交到州里的申请书写了，那也是为什么我认为男人的问题非常重要
How is Angelica going to know what a man is? Angelica如何知道什么是男人呢？
All she has to do is turn on the television, they're everywhere. 她只需要打开电视，那里面有很多男人。
Our child's going to be around a lot of men. 我们的小孩会在有很多男人的环境里长大
But will there be a significant man? 但有没有一个有重要意义的男人？
I mean, is she going to know one special man's voice? 我是说，她如何认识那个男人的声音？
I mean - how is she going to know what a man feels like? 我是说，她如何知道那个人摸起来什么感觉？
What he smells like? 那个人的气味是怎样？
Will she ever... rub her cheek up against a scratchy, unshaven face? 她有机会...把她的脸蹭在没挂干净的胡子茬上么？
Play with the... little curly hairs on his chest... or his back... 玩...他胸脯上的小卷毛...或他的背... （我觉得那个社工根本就是性饥渴，一副欲火焚身的意淫表情）
Whoa...
Where the **** did that come from?!...Damn it 这玩意儿他妈从哪儿跑出来的？我操...我操...
Great.
Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 我操!（小Al这一大串脏话用得俺心理好爽啊！） What happened? 发生什么事了？
Well, I'm coming in the driveway and this big, ****ing ridiculous thing's in the way! 我开进车道，就发现这个巨大的，真他妈搞笑的东西挡在这里
Ridiculous, how? 怎么搞笑了？
Is that your car? 那是你的车么？
Because you could maybe have moved it up a little. There's like ten feet in front of you. 你就不能往前移那么一点。你前面还有大概10英尺呢（约3米）
Do you know this person? 你们认识这个人吗？
Anyway, whatever, I'm sorry I tapped your car 无论如何，我很抱歉碰了你的车
Tapped?! 碰？！ Tina, I think it's these drugs I'm on, I just got in a car chase with Dana. Tina, 我觉得是我正在用的这些药的作用，我刚跟Dana来了个公路大追车
You got in a car chase with Dana? 你跟Dana飙车？
Yeah, I kinda ran her off the road. 我让她跑掉了。
What?!
Anyway, look, lady, I don't know. I mean, your car's fine, it's like mine got the worst of it, if you could look. 无论怎样，听着，女士，我不知道。我是说，你的车没事，我的车是彻底玩完了，你可以自己看。
You know, it's like, it would have been a lot less damage if you drove a normal car. 你知道，这就像是，如果你开个正常点的车你的损毁程度要小的多
"Normal." “正常”
She didn't mean it that way. That's not what she meant. 她不是这个意思。她不是这个意思
Let's just hope she doesn't have a lot of contact with the child. I'll be going now. 那我们只能祈求她和小孩没什么接触了。我要走了。
Uh, I happen to be the Earth Mother? Uh, 我不巧正是她的Earth Mother （Earth mother是希腊神话里面那个盖娅吗？）
I would've been the godmother, but I don't believe in god. 我本应该做她的教母的，但我不信上帝。 （^_^，爱死Al了，so cute）
Of course you don't. 当然你不会信的。
Well, it wasn't even my idea, it was Mama B's. 好吧，我压根就没想做教母，那是MAMA B的主意 （有了小Al这番折腾，Bette是没希望了。）
Of course it was. I'll be back in ten days 我想也是。我10天之后再来
You're coming back? 你还要再来吗？
We do two home-visits per case. So you'll get a second chance. But first impressions are hard to overcome 每个案子我们都要做两次家访。所以你们还有第二次机会。但第一印象很难改变。 （你丫去死吧！）
Help, please, and move car! 帮个忙，拜托，挪一下车
Oh. She's really too much. Oh. 她真麻烦
Help, please! Today! 帮个忙，拜托！今天之内！ （呵呵，真希望没人搭理她，让她一直困在那里）
C'mon, eat more, you so skinny! 多吃点，你太瘦了！
No no. 不用了。 She's so skinny, don't you feed her? 她太瘦了，你难道不喂她吗？
No, mommy, I don't feed her, she feeds herself. 不，妈妈，不用我喂她，她自己会喂自己的
Here.
Such a pretty girl, too 也是个漂亮姑娘啊
Don't you think she's pretty? 你觉得她漂亮吗
Yes, mom, she's very pretty. 是啊，妈妈，她很漂亮
Thank you. 谢谢
shane! Carmen says that you're a hairdresser? Shane! Carmen说你是个发型师？
I am 对，我是
Uh... who does your hair? Uh...谁给你做头发？
Oh, I do. Oh, 我自己
It's the look, mama. 那是一种发型，妈妈。
Yeah. It's the bomb. 对啊，爆炸式
No, I don't believe I do. 不，我想我不认识。 （此处片子里少了一句话，carmen的老妈问shane认不认识她的表姐Evi）
Mom, this is the first time she's met anyone in our family. 妈妈，这是她第一次见到我们家里的人
Evi's an assistant hairdresser. She works downtown at Jose's Hair Experience Evi是一个助理发型师。她在市区的Jose's Hair Experience工作
That's - that's very cool. 那...那很酷
Your family, shane, they live in Los Angeles? You see them all the time? 你的家人，Shane，他们也住在洛衫矶么？你时常见他们吗？
Why are you asking her so many questions, mom, please 你干嘛问她这么多问题，妈妈，拜托。 (这句是用西班牙语说的，Carmen真是善解人意啊，帮Shane挡问题)
Carmen... Please, mom, c'mon! 拜托，妈妈，别问了
Uh, actually, I'm from Austin. And I think my family are still there. Uh, 实际上，我从Austin来的。我想我的家人应该还在那里。
You think? Uh, you don't know where your family is? 你想？Uh, 你不知道你的家人在哪里吗？
I - I just haven't seen them in a while 我...我只是有日子没见过他们了
Begoña, what are they talking about? Begontildea（人名）, 他们在说什么？
She says that she hasn't seen her family in a very long time 她说她很久没见过她的家人了。
Carmen. Hm?
I don't understand. Her family... 我不明白。她的家人...
Uh, oh, well, um... she grew up in foster care. So, she hasn't met her father... Uh, oh, well, um... 她在孤儿院长大。所以她从没见过她父亲...
And, uh, she never really knew her mother, either. 而且，uh，她也不怎么了解她母亲。
Ay, pobrecita... 唉，好可怜的孩子...
We're your family now. Okay? Okay? Tu familia. 我们就是你的家人了。好吗？好吗？你的家人
Thank you! 谢谢
Gracias, thank you. 谢谢，谢谢 （Gracias是西班牙语的谢谢，shane挑眉毛真是帅啊）
How ya doing? 你好
Hi! How are you? Hi!你好吗？
I'm alright. 我很好。 Yeah?
How's the book going? 你的书怎么样了
I - I don't know, I think it's okay. I think it's good, I think I'm almost done, which means I'm gettin' ready to blow outta this town. 我...我不知道，我想应该没问题。我想会很好的，我想我差不多完成了，那意味着我该准备好离开这里了
I been thinking about it. 我在考虑
What?
I wanna go for it 我想去追求梦想
Fuck off... you wanna come to L.A. with me? 去你的...你想和我一起去L.A.吗？
Yeah 对 I'm excited! 我好开心！
Mom, what are we doing in here? 妈妈，我们到这儿来干什么？
Marisela's quinceañera. Next Friday. Chane has to come. Marisela的quinceara，下个星期五。Shane应该来参加。
Mother, no, please. 妈妈，不用了吧。
Wha - what's a quinceara? 什么...什么是quinceara?
A quinceañera. It's like a - uh - sweet 15. quinceara就好比...uh...甜蜜15岁
In Mexico, it's a very important tradition. And I have something for you. 在墨西哥，那是非常重要的传统。我有东西给你
It's this religious ceremony, it takes place in a church, and it's a huge party with... gowns, and a tiara, and bouquets - 那是个宗教性的庆典，在教堂举行，那是个很大的party...有教士的长袍，教皇的三重冕，还有花束...
and the whole thing 之类的东西
When I was your age, I was skinny like you 当我像你这么大的时候，我也和你一样瘦（西班牙语）
She says she used to be skinny, just like you. 她说她曾经很瘦，就像你一样。
When were you thin, mom 你什么时候瘦过，老妈
Where is the dress I wore to my sister Begoña's sweet 15 celebration? 我参加我妹妹的甜蜜15岁庆典时候穿的那条裙子在哪儿呢？
Here it is 找到了
Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, 很漂亮
Eh, no... 不是吧...
You know, I think that it would look a lot better on Carmen 你知道，我觉得Carmen穿会更漂亮
Oh, no, no, no.
No, Carmen is like this, you like that . Como yo, así era... 不，Carmen像这个（比划沙漏的形状）。你像那个（比划一根直杆），就像我以前一样
Well, maybe not so skinny. You have a boyfriend, Chane? 好吧，可能我没那么瘦。你有男朋友了吗，Shane?
Not yet. 还没有
Oh, you will. Put it on, I go get my sewing kit. Oh, 你会有的。穿上它，我去拿我的针线包
My mother loves you! 我老妈喜欢你！
I know she does. And I love her. 我知道。我也爱她
Oh, my gosh! Oh, 天啊！
But please don't make me do this. Don't make me wear this - 但是求你别逼我做这个。别让我穿这个...
Oh, please, you have to put it on. Oh, babe... Oh，拜托，你必须穿上。Oh，宝贝儿...
What are you doing, she's gonna come in 你在干嘛，她会进来的。
Okay. Don't, don't, don't... 别，别，别 Hey, it's okay. Hey, 没事的 （大概是shane唯一一次不愿意脱衣服吧，呵呵）
But you feel so good. 你感觉很爽嘛 （美人计就是这样用的^_^）
Aw, Carmen, don't make me do this... Aw, Carmen，别逼我...
Put your hands in. It's okay. Please, for me. C'mon. 把胳膊伸进来。没事的。求你了，为了我，穿吧（这娇撒的...）
Oh, my goodness. Oh，我的妈呀
Oh! That is so pretty! Oh! Oh! 真是太漂亮了! Oh! （这位大妈，您大喘气也太严重了吧，别说sharmen了，偶幼小的心脏也受不了啊）
You know, but this is so generous of you, I - I kinda feel bad taking it away from you. 你知道，你真的很慷慨，我...从你身边把它拿走让我感觉很不好
Ah, don't be ridiculous. You are familia now, remember? Ah, 别乱想了。你现在是家庭成员了，记得吗？
There. 好了
That's somethin' else. Thank you
Poor baby. 可怜的孩子
This is going to make you all better. 这个会让你整个感觉好起来的
Thank you. 谢谢
Good 好吃 What is that? 这是什么东西？
Double lemon sugar cookies with lavender and rosemary infusion. Trying them out on you 双份柠檬甜点加了熏衣草和迷迭香。想叫你试吃一下味道
Thank you 谢谢
I wanna wait until my parents are asleep, when I get my stuff, because I don't want to start a thing with them tonight. 我想等到我父母都睡着了再收拾行李，因为今晚我不想挑起争端。
You mean, like a teenage runaway? 你的意思是，像个青少年一样离家出走？
Yes. 'Cause my mom still puts me in that place, you know? 是的。因为我妈仍旧让我呆在治疗的地方，你知道吗？
I don't think it's gonna take me more than, I don't know, 20 minutes to pack because I didn't bring a lot of stuff because I didn't think I'd be here in Skokie for six months. 我不认为我需要花超过20分钟来收拾行李，因为我没带什么东西回来，我原本没想到我会在Skokie呆上6个月这么久。
Yeah. Well, then we can swing by my place. I'm up in Wilmette. Yeah. Well，那我们可以去我那里，我住在Wilmette
Really... we really gonna do this? 真的么...我们真的要这么做吗？
I been planning on going to L.A. from the time I got outta college. That's like two years now. 自从我大学毕业，我就一直有去L.A.的打算。已经有2年了。
****. Where did you go to college? 妈的。你在哪儿上的大学？
Um, Harper College Tech. Um, Harper技术学院
What did you study? 你学的什么？
I do website design and programming. 我做网页设计和编程
And network administration, wireless networking, uh, web optimization 还有网管，无线网络，uh，网络优化 （Moira很万能啊）
Are you thinking about having sex with me right now? 你今晚打算跟我做爱吗？
It's crossed my mind. 我想过
Who did that to you? 这是谁干的？
I did it to myself 我自己割的
What are you doing? 你在干嘛？
You have a lump. 你有个肿块
What? 什么？
Right there. 就在这
Oh, I know, it's been there forever. It's nothing. Oh, 我知道，那儿一直有。没什么的。
What?
Well, you should get it checked out. 你应该去检查一下。
I've had it checked out. 我检查过了
Oh, you have. 有吗？
Yes, you - they're very sexy, sinewy, fibrous breasts, now kiss me. 有，你...它们是非常性感，结实，坚挺的乳房，现在吻我
Get up! 起来!
What the hell do you think you're doing? 你他妈在干什么？
How dare you treat us this way, after we opened our home to you. How dare you bring a man back into this house! 你怎么敢这么对我们，在我们仁慈的对你敞开大门之后。你怎么敢带个男人回家！
I would never do that, Warren 我绝不会带男人回家的，Warren
I want you to meet Moira. She lives over in Wilmette. 我希望你认识一下Moira。她住在Wilmette
Nice to meet you. 很高兴见到你
Get out of here. 滚出去
That's what I'm doing, Warren, just give me a couple of minutes. 我就是这样的，Warren，只要给我几分钟
I want you out now. 我希望你现在就滚
You've wanted me out of this house from the moment I set foot in here. What is it, Warren? Am I too fucked up for you? Am I too perverted? 从我一来到这儿的那一刻你就希望我滚蛋。为什么，Warren? 我对你来说是个大麻烦？你觉得我性变态？
Do I remind you of how messy and out of control your life is? 我提醒过你你的生活有多么乱七八糟，失去控制吗？
I'm just... not the girl you wanted me to be 我只是...不是你想要的那种女孩
No, you stop. When are you gonna start... being... an actual person? 不，你住嘴。你什么时候才能开始...成为...一个真正的人？
And not this silent slave to this man. 而不是这个男人的沉默的奴隶
Don't you dare disrespect your mother 你怎么敢对你母亲无礼
That's a privilege that's reserved for you 那是为你保留的特权
I - don't know what more we can do. 我...不知道我们还能做什么了
Nothing. There's nothing more you can do for me to make me the person that you are comfortable with. 没什么。你们做再多我也不可能成为你们喜欢的那种人
Because I'm not... gonna marry... that nice Jewish boy. 因为我不会...不会嫁给...那个好犹太男孩
Not gonna have those nice Jewish kids. I'm not gonna shut up. 不会生那些你们喜欢的犹太小孩。我不会住嘴的。
And be subservient. I'm not gonna set the dinner table and pretend that bad things don't happen. 也不会屈从。我不会摆好餐桌然后当作什么坏事都没发生过。
Because when you don't talk about them, they get worse, Warren. 因为当你回避它们时候，它们会变得更糟，Warren
Let's go. 我们走吧。（Jenny真的很勇敢，瘦小的身躯很有爆发力啊）
Jennifer?
Can you hang on a sec? 你能等一下吗
Hey. Jennifer, I don't - I don't understand, here Jennifer，我不...我不明白
Are you trying to punish me? 你是要惩罚我吗？
No...
I'm grateful. To you. 对你，我很感恩
You did a good job with me. 你为我做了很多好事
And I'm not trying to punish you 我不是要惩罚你
Is this because of what happened when you were a little girl? 这是因为你小时候发生的事吗？
Is that why you turned out this way? 那是你变成这样的原因吗？
Why didn't you protect me? 你为什么不保护我
Oh... there... there was nothing I could do to change... what happened Oh... 那...我做什么都没办法改变...已经发生的事情
I know - Mom, but you could have comforted me, you could've told me that it wasn't my fault. 我知道...妈妈，但你本可以安慰我，你本可以告诉我那不是我的错
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, 我很抱歉，对不起
Thank you. 谢谢
Thank you for what? 为了什么谢谢
Because. It's the first time that you've ever acknowledged what happened to me. 因为，这是你第一次接受了发生在我身上的事
I have to go. 我要走了 Bye.
What are you lookin' at? 你在看什么？
Have you noticed any changes in your hair, skin? 你的头发和皮肤有什么变化了吗，
Oh - oh, my skin, definitely, it - it's blotchy and - it used to be like silk! Oh...Oh, 我的皮肤，没错，它...它有小脓包，而...它以前像丝绸一样滑嫩（Ft!）
And you already said that you'd been experiencing, um, mood swings, loss of energy. 你已经说过你感觉，um，情绪波动，缺乏精力
Agh, David, do not ****ing protect me. Please tell me what it is. You know, I'd rather know what it is so I - I - I wanna know so I can deal with it! Agh，David，不要他妈的隐瞒我。告诉我到底是怎么回事。你知道，我想要知道到底怎么回事那样我才能知道如何应对
Mom, I just need to ask you a few more questions. Now, are you having any memory problems 妈妈，我只需要再问你几个问题。现在，你的记忆有问题吗？
Excuse me, I'm sorry, I forgot the question. 对不起，我忘了问题是什么（还蛮幽默的嘛）
What about, uh... you know, vaginal dryness? What? 有没有...uh...你知道，阴道干燥的情况？ 什么？
I'm - I'm sorry, mom. But it's important that I ascertain these things. 我...我很抱歉，妈妈。但这对于我确诊很重要
Oh, no, no, no. We do not go there, I am you mother and you are my son. Oh, no, no, no. 我们不能谈论这个，我是你老妈，你是我儿子
And my punaany, dry or not dry, is something we do not discuss. 也是我的阴道干或不干，我们不能谈论这个
I have a friend in England, and her daughter calls it "front bottom". 我有个朋友在英国，她女儿管那里叫“前面的底部”（又开始探讨个种私处的说法了）
"Front bottom"? Mm, that's twisted. “前面的底部”Mm，这是一种曲解
I had a girlfriend once - yes, remember when I had a girlfriend - 我曾经有个女友...对，记得当我有个女友的时候...
uh, no, but she called it her "pretty, pink pearl". "P-P-P". uh, no, 但她管那里叫她的“漂亮的粉色珍珠” "P-P-P"
Not to be confused with "hairy pee-pee." “有毛的尿尿”就很直白
You know what's really lovely? 你知道什么才是最可爱的吗？（解放军？－__－|||）
"Yoni" Yoni（印度教象征性力女神而受教徒崇拜的女性外阴像）
Oh, god
It's Sanskrit 那是梵语
No, no. I like, like, a non-Sanskrit trashy thing like "tongue-trap". 不，不，我喜欢，喜欢，不是梵语的垃圾说法，像是“舌头的陷阱”
Or a, uh, "bald man in a boat"! 或者, uh, “船里的秃子”
"Breakfast of champions". “冠军的早餐”
Munchbox! “用力嚼阴道” "Wee wee". "Ha ha". "Hoo hoo". "Mimi". （$#^#@^%&#&@@^%#我晕~~~~~）
"Fuckhole." “性交的洞” What else? 还有什么？（俺贡献一个"the flower", friends里面monica的说法）
"Calcunta"! （这是个什么鬼词，为啥大家笑成这样呢）
Hey, Kit!
What's wrong? 出什么事了？
What's going on? 什么事啊？
I just found out... I've got menopause. 我只是查出来...我到更年期了
Oh, Kit. Aw
No, it's okay. No more periods 不，没事的。不再有月经（那种麻烦）了
Yeah, you don't have to take Carrie to the prom anymore. 是啊，你不用再“带Carrie去舞会”了。 （take Carrie to the prom 见斯蒂芬·金的恐怖小说Carrie，这里大概是说不需要再经历那些痛苦了吧）
No more mood swings. Eventually. 不再有情绪波动了，最终
No more Tampons or pads. 不需要再用卫生棉和卫生巾了 No more Midol or Excedrin or Tylenol or any of that stuff. 不用再吃Midol(一种治痛经的药)或是Excedrin(止痛药)或是Tylenol(也是止痛药，副作用极大)之类的东西了
Yeah. But once the monkey goes south, that's the end of it. 对阿。但是一旦猴子到南方去了，就结束了。 （不知道是什么谚语，结合Shane的回答猜想可能是表示一旦绝经，性生活也没了的意思吧）
No, Kit, that's not true. There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active. 不，Kit, 那不是真的。有很多绝经的女人的性生活很丰富
Yeah, that's true. You can still get it on. 是啊，是这样的。你还是会得到满足的
And you are still gonna be doing the hanky-panky 'til the cows come home. Okay? 你还是会做hanky-panky（大概是做爱的意思）直到母牛回家。好么
Yeah. Get yourself a little... hot beef injection tonight and feel better. 对阿。今晚给你自己来点...热牛肉注射（就是把penis放进vagina的意思，自己查去吧，其实就是做爱），你会感觉好起来的。 （后面开始讨论各种做爱的说法了）
Shit. 妈的 You can dip the chip 你可以“沾湿小碎片”（群交）
Bang the box Bang是性交的意思，box有阴道的意思，还真够直白的
Sweep our your chimney 清扫你的烟囱（自己意会吧，开始隐晦的说法了） Ah, you can stretch that leather Ah,你可以“伸长那个皮” （我觉得这个编剧完全就是像显摆自己的词汇量，后面的实在懒得去译了，反正都是那方面的意思，大家自己根据字面意思联想去吧，发现英文真的比中文的表示方法多好多。偶早就词穷了。）
Bump the uglies! Dip and dive.
Shake the sheets.
Oh, crack the nut!
Get some skank on the hang-low.
Ride the baloney pony.
Alright. Give that dog a bone!
There ya go! Right! Yeah!
Shuck the oyster, baby!
Okay, um, um, put some beef in yo' taco!
Ride that beef bus to Tuna Town.
That was so sexy. I'm glad you said that.
I got one. "The lips between the hips".
"Furry monkey." "Smurf crease." "Bearded oyster".
"Bikini biscuit". "Cooter"?
And, uh, "cherry pie". "Cat flaps".
"Cha-cha". "Hairy goblet". Mmm, that's hot.